Thread 532574016

>Varlamore: The Final Dawn Out Now
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>Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
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>Poll 85: Clan Chat & Player Tweaks
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/poll-85-clan-chat--player-tweaks?oldschool=1

>The New Renderer Beta is Out Today!
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/the-new-renderer-beta-is-out-today?oldschool=1

>I'm new, what should I do?
Quests:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide
Diaries:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary

>Communication & Info
Website: https://osrs.game/
Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS

>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571

lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

previous >>532479210

Wings Of Redemption threw a controller at the wall again | RAGE

jagex was trolling not adding auburnvale as a poh location id live there irl

ugly nasty stupid ass bug and no i dont mean jhnd whatever that gross new boss is called

tired of long hair gonna shave it

>>532574172
this is so me

wow jaycutie is like a style influencer here

something is wrong

why what did i do

evil runey slayer gang we love killing dogs

how would you feel about adding farming animals like cows and sheep and eventually dragons and they gave massive xp drops?

one question can i fuck the dragons

*PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP*

are the rs3 players happy with their delve boss

there are no rs3 players they are dead the game is dead

can we just get rs4 already

d3k feeding me home made chicken noodle soup while im sick in bed

when are we getting ososrs

is their delve boss the one gnomonkey was slurping off when he was trying to pivot to rs3

wicked hood fucking when

does anyone want to watch the rest of season 2 sandman with me

gaiman is a rapist and a jew so no thank you sweaty

idk who that is

>8 more quests for my cape
>3 of them are grandmasters
I'm so tired bros...

black people are ok

>>532575757
epic post!

the vibes just got gaped

so once the UK ban goes through will thread quality go up or down?

it always go down over time

what uk threadgirls do we have

shran formerly lonely lass for one

Ids for runescape when?
the bots go away right?

real tawk if you're not backing me up when im talking shit i'm kicking you out

hey guys is this gonna be enough for fight caves?

>>532576897
bring some rubies for jad

>>532576625
lds? long dick support? large dick sucking? Latvia dick sturgeon?

>>532576897
ppl can do it at lvl 3 you can do it like that

you need rigour its impossible otherwise

>>532576969
>>532577092
>>532577118
ok ty i dropped 1 shark 1 karambwan and got some ruby bolts and 1 more prayer pot

>>532576897
it's time, King.

boutta go monkey mad

>>532577286
i was 13 when i last did this, i'm an old man now

thats scarey

as for me im codeine crazy

just buy one

>>532577446
which vendor sells them?

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

LFGGGGGGGGGGG

>>532577704
4clan is literally just ppl circle jerking while talking about scat fetishs

>>532577839
gz babe *smacks your ass*

>>532577839
gz why is your cropped screenshot so big

is that poopamike getting spooned again

Dear fellow Scapers,

Like many here I'm sure, I tend to be up fairly late smoking, playing games, listening to music etc.

Now one of the things I've been playing a lot as of late is OldSchool Runescape. I was initially in a CC called "the 420 CC", thought it would be with at least a few decent like minded human beings but to be honest it was anything but really.. So that ended sourly so now I'm on the hunt for a new group to play/chat with.

Now I hate the term "stoners" (despite using hash tags containing it on my Instagram but I guess that's more the persona to maintain on there to gain attention to network etc..) as much as the next weed enthusiast however I'd love to be in a CC with some like minded people. Now I'm from the UK (London specifically) but as I said before, unsocial hours tend to make timezones less of an issue luckily!

I'm not looking for anything too pro at all. Truth be told I'm not all that high yet (in the game at least!) so just want some casual people to chat to.

I realise this is a particularly long introduction for simply finding a clan on OldSchool Runescape but it's currently 3:13am and I'm a fair few joints in and I can tend to ramble on I guess..

That being said, I should probably wrap this up! If like me you’re also looking for something similar I’ve started a cc called “Highscapers” for anyone to join in the interim.

Happy smoking!

>>532577961
toke up bro cheers from iraq

I cant get over what Oda about trans people lol.i guess everyone’s entitled to an opinion, myself and oda included. I just cant hear that stuff about my family members and be okay.

haha blaze it

the thematics of this boss feel off. why does a rock exploding send out projectiles both magical and range based

hehe ill smoke to that my bros

fighting it does kind of feel like it feels when you read ai generated text yeah

I've been pegging Ian gowers ass all day, when do I get my pegassian

>>532576969
>>532577092
>>532577286
why is my fc spawn predictor plugin not showing the tiles what will spawn in the next wave?

just turn on your auto jad prayers

King Condor is a right wing fucking nutjob

in my mind i can fly...... better luck next time, b b b better luck next time

>>532577942
they play on a 2560x1440 monitor and use auto prayers

being able to teleport everywhere is actually bad

>>532578583
im same res and that takes half my screen

any children of khan azerbaijan technology enjoyers

condor is the only based runeytuber

>>532578658
Agreed all magic should work like home teleport, but no cooldown.

im a lost minnow with no where to go

condor topped gnomonkey

d3k quit playing around with the key to my heart i know you wanna sink your teeth in my heart

condor fell off when he embraced the sweat

delve boss should be duo :3
i dont want to do scary mechanics its not fun!

okay so my spawn predictor is showing the wrong fucking spawns lmao? at first it said wave 6 before entering, but in the settings it defaulted to 5. so i changed it to 6 but its showing wrong??

its just one of those days

invy me to the osgcord pl0x

sis struggling with MM oh my days

shes not struggling shes flourishing leave her alone

>>532579119
how did you get this screenshot from my poh basement

So after a couple emails with jagex to cancel memebership where I provided everything I could and was asked to, out of nowhere Mod Mage decides its somehow clear that Im not the owner.

There is no place in the system to setup a false disabel Jagex account claim or anything of the sorts..

What i think happened is they only check ips.. and I do CIRCUS as a irl job wich means I play around the world from arab countries to southamerica to europe.

I dont know what else to do.. all of this happend because I fused my characters into a jagex account and scince atm being in germany cancelations are different

anyone has some advice? im in total shock cant even sleep form this injustice!

>farm out gotr for ring of elements
>they make the new sawmill that makes the ring useless
wow thanks jagex i hate it

if youre a weam that ring is goated with the sauce

this nigga is a clown for work literally

its good for clues

>>532579063
Did you wait long enough for it to load it

>>532576897
you look ridiculous

>>532579465
yes

>>532579191
why did u delete this

>>532579119
are you the one who was asking around for an ironfriend

not even a pity lol so i thought it was too dark of a joke for out lighthearted ladies

>>532579191
we dont have poh in f2 p

>>532579727
no stop asking me that

how hard is bounty hunter on an iron if i just want the d war reskin?

>>532579816
im sorry

>>532579835
youll get rinsed lol

deleting my anonymously posted joke on 4chan because no one replied "lol"

>>532579991
lol

that is something i would say but i didnt write that

>>532579919
compared to actual people in LMS

can you delete >>532580036
and repost it directed at >>532579191

LE EPIC MOVE WHILE SWAPPING PRAYERS ITS SO FUN AHAHAHAHAH BOSS IS SO FUN

so you dont like the game? why even play it?

someones bad

>>532580469
skill issue

>>532577704
I would but it won't let me apply.

why is oda not wearing a shirt?

suppressing the instinct to post another bad joke

White Gang member beaten as his Gang hid.

post it you coward

fucking nigger

>>532580078
bh is where the big dogs play

>>532580706
the menaphites took it off his back

>>532580990
say that ingame you racist subhuman trash

im muted for saying retarded so i cant lol

ok so since i apparently went in too early or something before the plugin could calibrate properly (although the text was green and it said rotation 6), i've been changing this "desired rotation" setting after the spawns on every wave, until it starts correctly showing me the spawns, but its still not giving me the correct spawn. how does this fucking plugin work?

girls wwyd if you caught your rsso wearing default graceful

does the spool work with the spin flax spell

>>532580610
Once you join as guest you just need to ask in the chat for an invite. Someone will invite you probably right away.

tons of great item to deaths coffer like eternal boots

>>532581632
why is your ardougne cape 2 cheesey

d3k killed my confidence just because im a nerd and she doesnt know what a condom is

when is the next fucking beta world so i can train on the inferno for my helmie because im too jewish to spend resources

perth brisbane brisbane to perth oh oh you had me driving far enough to switch the time zone

i live in the beta world

i remember being nervous to do jad until i pictured it with its clothes off

what does jad look like with its clothes off

did you picture his sweaty balls

i used the western union for d3k like its no prob cuz you was in uni complaining bout its no jobs but you were suckin wormbfs dick the whole time i guess a blowjob is better than no job

>>532581262
stupid bitch

>>532582438
fuck you now the plugin broke and its not showing anything at all

thats what you get clanker

looking at d3k i bet she give yo ass a bone looking at my wrist itll turn yo ass to stone

HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD

tf is a clanker

im so gifted at finding what i dont like the most

iykykaittydk

i sent d3k a picture of my knob

i dont belive you

can i see

left to right JHND d3k papacuckel

>>532583250
KYS

jhnd wishes

where is wormbf

>youtube guide
>esl cant understand him
>click off

skill issue desu

i could win her over if she gave me a chance

lets play russian roulette with a glock

i finally managed to set it to the right fucking rotation holy shit, it was 8 all along

say what

theres no way thats not shenny

what

i want d3k to milk me

thats not d3k thats a different girl are you confused

>>532584089
where did you get this video of me

guys im trying to quit porn and jerking off please dont post shit like that

>>532584089
excuse me who is that girl in the video

>>532584204
grow up

i wanna goon to d3ks post some

im trying but im addicted to pornography >>532584272

ugh just get a cage already

i want d3k to take my innocence with her hag touch

Gnomemonkey here ask me anything

leave d333cay alone

you can have sex with d3k but its her pegging you, do you take the offer?

sounds like a bargain

Auburnvale music, it's giving maplestory. Ngl I'm bussin with it

i am a girl

ywnbaw

im baw rn

give me what i deserve

im at 1348 total level and I'm starting to have serious thoughts about going from uim to regular iron. I've made a point to do everything with the bare minimum so the most valuable thing I've even dropped is a dh axe and a bunch of nests from birdhouses. I also don't want to regret this decision later. There's a 7 day timer you have to wait out to even change the account. Your thoughts?

wave 5 is 10x harder than 6

UIM is just an ironmen that values their time less than a normal ironmen

those ears are so fake

do you let people make all decisions in life for you or is it just osrs >>532585371

i'm not going to answer that.

i gotta quit porn man

im mr brightside

thats what im saying dude

im a girl not a dude

i want to eat d3ks ass out

dude is gender neutral for white boys like me

eating ass is disgusting i dont understand the appeal

when she shits in your mouth thats when you want it

its the highest level of trust to both let someone enter your back side temple and to trust someone enough to enter it

use a pocket fuck a wallet

its actually a sign of internalized misogyny if youre a woman and pedastey if youre a man

ohh im someone thats afraid to let go

its elliot rodgers 34th birthday, rest in power king

ive trusted like 4 guys

this thread is just me posting on cooldown like 50% of the time

i believe that

might go to bed might not who freaking knows this sandstone isnt going to mine itself

can someone post some dek picks

no i dont think i shall

shortys you gotta calm tf down tonight

quiet bitch let her cook

im planning on printing that out, framing it and putting it up in my living room

poopoopeechael and i did a joint protest against pride month in the osg discord but only i got banned

a rare d3! (like a rare pepe if u know what that is)

thinking of leaving 4clan, not comfortable with the leader being a pedo and a reporter believe it or not obsessed with discord drama

my supplies at wave 50, am i cooked?

ook ook

me not working hard? yeah right picture that with a kodak better yet go to times square and take a picture of me with a kodak

looks stinky more please

>>532587831
just suck up to the inner circle, you'll have a good time there

>>532588001
Probably yeah. You can force it by afking between waves for hp regen if you want but lol.

>suck up to the """"inner circle"""" of some runescape clan
ahahjhahahxhxhxhxhxhxhhdhdhdhdhdhdhahahaha

>>532588395
thats how it works in real life why would a runescape clan be any different

>>532588390
yeah that's what im doing atm

>>532576667
lol is this really true?

i like how the boss is literally impossible
>melee shield + 2 melee grubs

>>532588747
you dont need to kill all the grubs, the punishment for missing one is pretty minor

just did this deathless if you can believe it #gamer

post the osgcord inv please

>>532588958
wow gz you must be a real pro gamer

dadadadudu just dance

all around the world just lalalala

does making white piss ruin gains

>>532585371
I don't care

so true lol https://x.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1948039314480488453

>>532585223
ewe sheep bitch

gemstone crab > delve boss

i dont think im going to get a second pharaoh sceptre...

cant relate already maxed combat stats

crazy how 4chan got hacked right after i made this post

*hacks ur ip address*

>>532590147
there's an IP in the screenshot

i dont understand whats the picture of

i guess its over for me then

that was a disgusting post

>>532588835
i think they do like 10 damage each if hes in shiled phase though, which he can go into immediately after melee shield

>>532590347
surely you can get at least one, and taking a 10 isn't that bad

i dont get it

a broke hoe can only point me to a rich hoe

you could get it

damn near came in my pants imagining d3k rubbing my balls with her toes

Is magic the best combat skill to train first?

am i retarded or does the new fletching knife let you tick manip with 2t stocks or 3t celastrus

>>532591424
Yes, magic is extremely good early game.

>>532591465
I thought the first action has a 1 tick delay to stop that, but I wouldn't be surprised if they fucked that up.

>>532587425
post cock

i fucked up and ate one mager hit and one meleer hit, im at 18hp and need to wait 50 minutes to regen

>>532591876
beast

>>532591928
he's just standing there, while im making overnight oats for 4 days

why does reddit love the new crab so much how are they not all 99 combats after playing for a decade

>>532592125
is this a joke

>>532592323
what would the joke be? am i doing badly?

>>532592286
they were busy training to draw jads balls

quoting peoples posts with the numbers is like radio speak in real life like anon this is anon here is my response over and much like real life ham radio it is extremely gay

>>532592125
was kind of dumb to bring divines to whats looking to be a 4-5 hour fight cave

im gay

#quest #questing

>>532592125
imagine you get to jad and then die after this, lol

>>532592601
well, i saw that it was recommended somewhere (for some reason). i brought them because i thought the extra defense would help me survive fuckups during waves with mager, meleer and ranger.

>>532592749
that's fine, i'll just resupply and try again tomorrow and adjust accordingly. this was my first attempt in almost two decades

400 1-5 floors and no drops
should i give up

idrc

>>532592286
>i am a balding 40 year old dad that works a 9 to 5 at mcdonalds, all i want to do when i get home when my wifes boyfriend gives me permission is watch stephen colbert after smoking weed while i play runescape for the 1 hour a day i get to play. I cannot compete with the 20 year old on adderall so i do not have a firecape. i love the gemcrab

So even though there are eight totems it seems the optimal method is to only do six of them. Which two should I skip?

im not sure we dont have totems in free to play

everybody has a face that they hold inside face that awakes when i close my eyes face that watches every time i lie face that laughs every time they fall

i dont think i have a face like that

i just have a normal regular face i think well i could be ugly i dont really know what people think of it but i think its just normal

just bought 10k astrals from baba

>>532594441
proof?

just buy them from the GE next time its way faster

my hausca seed just fucking died

hau scuah compost on that thang

huasca tuah lol

Take a hold of my life
Make it into one that I want it to be
Make a whole of my life
Make my faces one that I want you to see

i enabled shift-move.
lil hitler trouble me no more.

dead at wave 59, didn't know how to trap the ranger and mager on this wave. managed to trap the mager and flicked between melee and ranged, but as the ranger died i forgot to account for the fact that the mager could now move into position

rip

tell me about aella girl of osg why does she smell so bad

i'd play wow if there weren't 20 different servers to choose from, another andrew gower visionary W

um what is shift move

she doesnt shower can you not read

>>532596352
lol

>>532596472
in osrs there's like 300 servers to choose from

buy why doesnt she shower

my lunch was way too spicy my mouth hurts so freaking bad

worlds/channels and servers are different idiot

what am i suppose to do with a million maple logs? i only have them on kingdumb because im too lazy for bird houses

chopped like 10 inches off my hair i dont have little drills anymore

i dont have to pay 60 bucks every time i want to hop worlds soooooo

bacon deluxe for lunch i think

>>532596352
>wow streamer 1 shots fire cape
>osrs player dies on wave 59

wouldnt the wow streamer be an osrs player since theyre playing osrs

a professional gamer is better than a rando? wow

>>532596624
you dont have to start over if you play in a german world

wow streamers literally have the chat hand holding them through content

would you be sodas pee slave if he supported you financially and let you have a daddy on the side

yeah probably

oh so b0aty can kiss multiple men on the lips and i'm the weird one for calling him gay?! ooooookay buddy
get out of here, gimme a break

>>532598154
>>532598182
>>532598213
>t. cant get their firecapes

the wowies arent sending their best

>>532598492
>>530784158

that new minecraft block looks epic for the win

epic bacon lol

uhh jarvis uhh pick me up some epic bacon from the tesla diner

any wow raid is 100000000x harder than any piece of content in osrs and thats a fact

wow raids be like you see that circle on the ground dont stand there or you will die 30 seconds from now

mhmm thats nice sweetie

doom boss be like click this or you will die in 0.6 seconds

my room smells like burning toast

i don't think b0aty can kiss people on the lips, his lip skin would probably crack and fall off

>>532599456
thats every boss cg and up tho

vard isnt like that

*squirms worm like into your hole*

cg is mechanically harder than fartdorvis so that makes sense

would you still love me if i trained combat stats at gem crab instead of the 6 or 7 other better methods

yes i would even hop to your world and stand on your same tile to train with you at gem crabs

d3k is really mean to b0aty i think its some kind of anti ginger bias

I'm a gem crab tile locked uim

>>532599590
no because every other boss has a solve to take barely any damage but this boss forces you to walk across poison taht does 8 damage per tick or you just die

cg forces you to walk over tiles that do 20+ damage per tick so cg is still the hardest content in the game

literally doesnt just run under boss

all runescape content be like......... click

all video games be like........ click

adam sandler be like....... click

training my rape skill

runedle in two :)

cash register goes click you cant fuck with my clique

Is this a good setup for my first Fire Cape attempt? I'm scared I'll take a lot of damage from the Tok-Xils that spawn on a lot of waves. The wiki says I should maybe bring a weapon to use blood spells but I don't like questing so I can't use ancient magics.

john dad shit

runedle in one bitch

i did it with a dscim and monk robes so youll be fine

doom should always have 1 solve like zebak. even zebak path 4 all invos has a solve

you need quiver for jad

why should something always have anything you sound entitled

didnt get runedle in 5 idk what it is screw this game!!!!

all im saying is if i was there theia wouldnt have gone down like that

i got it in two

runedle in 6
baka baka baka

imagine not doing fight caves with a rune c bow, green d'hide and an anti dragon shield

i dont think doom should be on col log.....it'll cost over $10000 to service.....

i can find you a nice venny thatll do it for $5000

delve boss progress update:
yesterday stuck on 5
but today i got the orb down better, made it to 6 and can complete it around 50% of the time. tried 7 but got assraped

>ammonite crabs are empty
its over

can we get a FLIPPING skip cutscene button

qrd on gem crab? sounds less afk than crabs/nmz, why would I do it

nmz in the big 25 is crazy

its more afk than crabs

how is it less afk its 10 straight minutes you dont have to reset aggro and you cant be crashed ever

theres no reason to afk combat stats anyways

yea there is what if i don't want to play the game

merii is my plarpfiend

afking to 90 combat would let you breeze through all the quests that would be nice

gotr is so friggin boring

anyone want to solo duo fletching with me

well you know what the say afking nmz to maxed combats and then duoing nex until you make a bil is the most efficient way to play

i heard a rumour that your gay do you mind if i kill you 10-50 times to double chedck

What is it about osrs that makes it so timeless and makes people still play it like 20 years later?

omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYjUhAY2nU

dont post that chud here sis

when you see me see you

they should just remove like half the quests from the game does anyone actually enjoy doing these

we only have 22 quests in f2p

i do

can you be my little brother i'll pay you for every quest done on my account

>>532604406
addictive qualities

im a girl

im a girl

ur a freakazoid

they’ve gotten lazy with the prayers as mechanics, new delve boss protect from melee is just a red orb. Wardens and leviathan are at least throwing swords at you that you protect melee against. This is just a red blob

we dont have lazy delve boss animations in f2p

im a girl too, ignore the male pattern baldness

daggers whatever

Im thinking of trying to stream osrs as a vtuber I think but on a new account
Do you guys think new accounts can grow playing osrs or would I bore people to death with the earlygame

Is it true that you can't join the inner circle in 4clan unless you're trans?

if you were a real indoctrinated member you'd know the actual cc is 4tran

does anyone want to do 10 rumors for me i dont want to but i need the whistle

you have to make the early game fun and engaging like ok heres a really good and unique idea that no one has done or even thought of before so you spawn in lumbridge but you can't leave a certain area of lumbridge until you complete a bunch of specific tasks and things that you can only do in that area you're locked to and once you complete the tasks you can randomly roll another area of the map that is around your original area and you just keep doing that until you unlock the entire map i dont think anyone has thought of this before so make sure you name it something cool like chunk locked iron man or something like that

you're describing a quest chain.

>>532606686
what if instead I just had my tummy out and played the game as an ironman

omg leviathan just threw a freakin axe at me thats crazy

gross dont expose your body like some floozy runescape is a childrens game and children play this game you cant expose them to that kind of disgusting stuff

i have my tummy in because its cold

who up playin on they colossal wyrm

something like 10 hours of crab this was all i got in gems worth keeping. It kind of seems like there's a pity system where you can almost always mine every 3 crabs if you're there most of the time. would be nice if we just had a reward bar to fill instead of this stupid top 16 idea. That was foolish.

>>532605312
>>532605375

oops

what are you oopsing what happened

he cut his gems now they're worth less

she is oopsiing because she forgot to attach the image to post 7774

my gem was cut without my permission

in all seriousness this game needs an atlasloot button on the minimap like old times.

in all seriousness go back to wow

loot from 45 frost nagys

its called clog

uhhn clog my log

>>532585371
why is your uim a pussy

she clog on my log til i pog

pussy bald like cailou>>532609313

picking my limpwurt

>>532609459
can i see

Lol this guy is a genius he is picking up all the ammunition while killing the crab

Lol

personaly i dont go on reddit on purpose so idont really need you to post redit images here

why does my weiss patch show a huasca herb when i tp away ive never planted before

fuck mod north

why are you spamming reddit screenshots

just got awarded some mox and lye resin

thatll show him

LMAO! they banned england from posting on osg

oi bruv i got my postin loisence right er

can still post fine theyve just blocked the homepage

lol smartest government

its not on government to comply its on site administrators or they can case prosecution under uk law but I doubt hiro gives a shit

what the fucker it must be a glitch

oi stop bypassing the block thats a criminal act

lmao know we know why robbo has been absent the CC for the last few days

https://ktla.com/news/california/serial-butt-sniffer-arrested-again-in-burbank/

who tf is robbo can you keep your cc drama to your gay cord

just bought a pass so i can keep posting from england hope you didnt miss me too much

everyone knows robbo

robben and rollin is what he says when we get purples. for good luck. classic rob haha

these people who support glough despite his love for gnome children and simultaneously pretend like vidya is bringing about the end of civilization are really startin to tick me off

im half gay

my gay half is bigger than your gay half

just got 92 slayer :)

you should celebrate by posting cock

wow gz :)

my slayer is 99 cause im maxed but thats pretty good too i guess gz

did you know...
92 is half way to 99
LOL!

no its not

let me tell you
im gonna tell you
92 is halfway to 99

idgi

how am i sposed to guam now

imagination bruv

and then she told me
92 is halfway to 99

im rotating a penis in my mind

wow can i see

chat

no but its really detailed and colourful and stuff because my imagination is so powerful and chadlike

35m range xp and still has the activity adviser turned on

insanity pvm

>>532617649
erm what the chuck

why did you round my range xp down

35m range xp and still neds visual ticks

holy smokes there are some jealous hags

>>532617649
nice you should ride jds d to celebrate

the chest was not purple by the way

hawk toa split that fang

>>532617649
were you nood when you did that toa
gz you have to be getting close to being elite

>>532618070
got a secret 2 tell you

a secret to tell me omg i cant wait whats the secret

can i know the secret too

>>532618070
I went in with no food so basically nood

>>532618159
>>532618185
92 is halfway to 99 ;)

i knew that already can i have a new secret

cant think of another rn ill get back to u later

>>532618232
https://vocaroo.com/1deCqdQu6GdK

omdays
is that you in the vocaroo

i know who it is but im sworn to secrecy

when is leagues settled ballscaped vampire quest

shut upppp

I did the varlamore 2 quests already

ive never even been to varlamore
t. 2277 total

>>532615912
thank you so much for asking
>doing
delving
>listening
https://youtu.be/h3oyNp3yW1g

ive spent a considerable amount of time in varlamore today doing activities including but not limited to gem crab hunter rumour tan leather ent seed

>>532618704
thank you for sharing and as for me its
>doings
antimal magnietism for get my backpack
>listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5roGS5WSLWQ

newbie player here, dont have much experience in this game besides casually playing for a month long time ago
decided to start playing again, new account, ironman of course cause i think that regular accounts dont really count in my opinion(cuz you can just buy everything i think)
see you ingame!

>>532618867
i seen that jane remover live the other week

>>532618971
thats so sick shes so cool i hope u had fun

>>532618704
would you be mad at me if i third wheeled the doings listenings well either way for me its
>doings
potion making
>listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzv4yjGgOPM

>>532619041
omd sadboys 2001

donks trying toa cas
losts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwWPvNTLk3s

>>532619180
uhhh

oops that video is 404 I only have my local one

ok im not delving anymore i have an idea @ayiza you can cure cancer by deleting the delve ty for listening
add the uniques to the crab its actually good content gn

>>532619375
so true bestie gn

>>532619180
>>532619373
here is a working version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hERlWO_lUFY
but the magic is gone now since I had to make a new post to post it

>>532619375
>ayiza
hes not allowed on here anymore since they banned 4chan in england

oh no so when I casually mention some bug or annoyance and it gets fixed in the next patch that is now gone

he said he bought a pass so he can keep posting here

Yo I'm taking a huge shit rn

thanks to everyone who came to my vale totem green log party

When will we be able to put our house in varlamore?

lets not do gentrification in varlamore

i did 10 quests today #myquests #questing

new mood just dropped

labubu chungus

why is the orb location so fucking jank that i always literally walk into the cunt

curious to see the drop rates at vale totems. i glogged it in like 2 hours with magics but ill probably stay for 6 spools to get more magic roots and dragon arrowheads

finna boutta go beastmode

>>532619041
who is that guy on the left his hair matches you hes your brother right hahaha not your boyfriend right hahahahahaahhah right

Did they fix the forestry basket when they fixed the log basket?

idk why are you asking me

To get you to notice me

warning hardcores

based spaghetti code killing hcim

>>532619041
omg take those glasses off and let your hair down you could be so pretty :)

quiet bitch she can go hag mode if she wants

can i go bitch mode is that allowed you freaking bitch do i have your permission

request denied please submit youre bitch mode application to the council 24 hours in advance

ok my darling ill submit my forms during business hours

the office is closed for freaky friday so youll have to wait until monday

sorry bros I got a bit overconfident this group with DH won't happen again.

daddy im so hungry… please find a job so you can afford to feed me please im so tired of you just looking at discord chat logs all day please i know you love runescape and discord more than me but i am so hungry

Fuck me in my goat ass I almost cleared delve 6 but I died like a dumb retard

zont mind if i zo

delve 7 is very samey to delve 6 and then delve 8 is really really really hard

is floor 4 going to be like the 300 toa of delve

>>532630019
No, because it doesn't take half an hour.

Why are people in full Torve + rapier killing the new gem crab?

maybe they are checking out all the cute girls

good morning plarpies

>>532631184
retards thinking it drops a pet

bondie clankers

>>532622049
>oi luv ur a hansom one innit care to go for a spot a tea i know a gr8 spot by da chunnel (she's a virgin)
wat do?

seeing so many clankers at crabs lately

>>532632065
follow her home

i only saw clanker in his cavern

lol

holy carp the crab is ruthless

Why afk at new crab when you can afk in NMZ with free overloads?

why do either when its 0 ehp

i dont care about ehp i care about fhp

im pretty sure afking crabs is 0 fhp too

its maximum fhp when you alt tab

It's about time I speak on the latest tragicomic development in our beloved game, the migration of World of Warcraft streamers and their slack-jawed audiences to OSRS.

Let me be clear, OSRS is not a daycare center for washed-up MMO influencers desperately clawing at relevance. It is a sacred arena where true gamers, intellectual titans, and economic warlords battle for glory.

This is not a game for tourists. Neither is it a game for streamers who think “tick manipulation” is some form of insect warfare. This is a game for people who understand that every XP drop is a declaration of dominance, every GP earned a flex of cerebral superiority. This is a game of suffering. Of grind. Of absolute, unrelenting discipline.

B0aty got to wave 15. What's your excuse?

im a skiller not a killer

Every time I see a clip of some wide-eyed WoW streamer "trying out OSRS," it's the same pathetic cycle. They spawn on Tutorial Island, gawk at the UI like they’ve never interacted with a computer before, and then proceed to spend the next 2 hours completing a tutorial that should take 10 minutes for the mentally challenged. Their chat, filled with equally clueless sycophants, screams “THIS GAME IS SO HARD LOL” as they fail to kill a giant rat.

These WoW players are used to being spoon-fed dopamine via flashy particle effects and scarcely dressed female characters played by males. Here in OSRS, we earn our dopamine through sheer masochism, 200 hour grinds, and the emotional high of performing the games most noble and glorious feats like obliterating ironmen doing clue scrolls, showing dominance by crashing the poor and under geared, or luring gullible noobs.

To top it all of, they're all Ironmen. Of course they are. Because nothing screams “I don’t know what I’m doing” louder than a brand new player diving headfirst into the most restrictive game mode just so they can pretend being bad is actually a feature.

So, fellow elitists, sharpen your claws. Camp their livestreams, crash them at every opportunity, stream snipe them when they enter the wilderness, mine their rocks, whatever is necessary. Do your civic duty. The gates may be rattling, but they’ll never breach the throne room as long as I'm here.

wow 2 reddit posts in 2 mins crazy

Why is blud tryna ack like we weren't 12 killing goblins and dragons n shiiet? It's a fucking browser game lmao

because hes a 1200 clanker

mixology is so ass

i have never been so excited to get a drop in this game im freaking shaking

which drop

watch out there is a skellenton behind you

calm down eddy money

>>532634328
Ummm, may I see the screenshot of the collection log pop up?
Sorry, thread girls have a habit of lying, so I need proof before I can gz.

no threadgirl has ever lied before how dare you

>>532634328
Huge

im weamo...

im an honest girl (man)

>>532635129
In 1 week my uim will be no more. Might try to get a few more barrows kills to pump my rank on the last day.

>>532635349
Gzzzz

ok cool but why did u respond to my post

imagine going from uim to im on a 1300 account lmoa ah yes that grind would be far too difficult to redo

i have a dream and will never de-weam

i discovered why Blacks don't play runey

ok

how come blacks dont play runescape?

aint no way im payin no 5 dolla a month fo no internet shit nigga

it's not their culture.

>servers lags a tick at mehacuhaulalelutal
>fucking die
this boss is dogshit with these servers

ok so u know how outside of a Walgreens they sometimes play classical music? or ur call gets put on hold the kind of music that plays?
do u know why companies do that?

but rogs pay for playstation + ya feel me?

is the gem crab gated behind some quest or something?

>>532638129
the quest to get access to varlamore

>>532638337
amazing that just instantly killed all other crab spots and made the world feel a little bit emptier good job jagex

>>532637830
i hate getting jerked around by ivr clankers

reporting this guy for botting karambawms, he's still here after i went to sleep 8 hours ago.

bots are the only ones who should have to fish at all.

that doesn't make any sense hoe ass nigga

>>532638752
t. jagexgoblin

>you must stand at this fishing hole and click once every minute
>this will take 120 hours to 99 minimuim
only. bots.

Crab spots are gay and that sort of AFKable enemy shouldn't exist in the game. Honestly, all content should just be more interactive and less grindy. Reward players with more XP/Hr for activating their brains and making intentional clicks. That's what will always place this game beneath World of Warcraft morally.

so you want to remove enjoyable content and increase the annoying content? Glad you aren't in charge.

got my zeeebo lvl 4 was spooky but not that hard

>playing the game is annoying
just go back to your league of legends or something

retarf

personally i never did afk combats i just did slayer, is that the most efficient way? maybe not, should it be? yes.

i miss angry goran. NUNU BOT NO!!

should I spend my disability check autismbux $$ to tbow from g2g? Is it such a big item?

Do you actually enjoy clicking once every few minutes for thousands of hours or do you just enjoy seeing how much your bot """earns""" every night?

>>532639885
Suicidal Yootoobing right here.
Captcha: P0WNS

>>532639980
tumtum is bigger i think and also cheaper

>>532640307
so shadow + bowfa it is then

theres a particular time when i get hella horny and start simping for d3k but when that time passes its like i dont even know her

did jhnd get his quiver yet

my clitty is quivering

jhnd was doing wave 4 resets with salmon i didnt really understand it

which god wars boss should i farm first on the iron

>>532641457
nex

isn't gw a skip these days? Moons is the same or better right?

these niggas really be smeltin at edgeville without a varrock chest
they ain't even ironmans

>>532641516
you still want bgs so youre apt to get a couple bandos pieces in that grind (and need them for torva someday™) but yeah bloodmoon and esp oathplate replaces it
need a zspear for lance
acb too and sgs is very useful in colo
and arma pieces for masori
so theyre heavily deprioritized but not a skip

tfw echoboots get outclassed immediately

gyaldem

>>532641937
hmmm Im going to still try and skip gwd I hate that place. I can get a nox halberd after long enough and Im really just trying to get a build to start running CoX. hoping another month or so and i will be able to start soon.

just saw an ironman with full torva
cheese fang
cheese cape
dragon defender

>>532642842
check their kc i smell a massie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4_F4Sm7mo
Up

>>532642939
11k nex ROFL what the FUCK

gem crab will motivate more people to get a fire cape than ever before trust the plan.

nex massies be like "how can i make a 200 hour grind take 2000 hours"

its crazy how good of a roach motel jagex made for those retards

the WC guild has been powercrept by content unlocked with a lvl 3 quest oh my days ezscape is here to stay boys

>>532596352
>>532596575
>>532598019
good morning guys time to try again

guzu got a tank body if you even care

>>532644935
Is anyone doing a varlamore only ironman now that the whole thing is out?

>>532645035
i can already tell he is not going to do well with the average grind time on many items in the game

so help me understand eating in osrs:

>eating normal food incurs attack delay
>eating normal food and then a brew and then a karambwan can all be done in one tick, incurring the regular attack delay
>eating only a karambwan incurs no attack delay(?)

are you asking or demanding

>>532645783
My Oshi does.
No I won't tell you the name, she plays on a different server anyways. Plus her chat is in subscriber only mode.

tfw no hellhound task to get my boots

I couldn't sleep last night. That is to say, I apologize to madseason for not believing in his autism. I clicked on his latest video and saw the 90 mining 80 smithing levels and was very impressed. Vids aren't half bad either.

>>532645783
i will watch it if it does happen.

there is a 75% chance to have gotten the drop by now

did jagex finally realize wow players run this shit?

>>532646132
appreciate it, thank you

woodcutting is too easy honestly. there should be no redwoods, and all magic trees and yew trees should be individually placed at least 50 tiles from each other and 50 tiles from any tp and should have regrow cooldowns of 10 minutes

found a way to invite kids to my poh

brighter shores lost...

speaking of woodcutting, i'm curious: did anyone here cut yews/magics in world 22 back in the day, in the early 2000s? there was a community of woodcutters back then who used to hang out there, cutting all day. there was a guy called pie face111 or something that was famous in the area.

>>532646132
nta I was about to look into tick eating soon. Related question, is there any good extension to see the actual tick counter? How do I know when my or an enemy attack actually starts? Like in melee for prayer flicking do you prayer on as soon as their hands goes up?

monodickhead is following a guide sorry to break it to you sub 1k newbs who dont even know what seren looks like

>>532647061
there are a lot of tick counters just look one up on the plogon hub eventually it will just be second nature
for the prayer question your prayer doesnt turn on until 1 tick after you activate it so you need to click protect from melee one tick before their hand goes up

>>532644363
Yes, I feel like a shitter with my obi cape. 2nd attempt at jad this weekend but 75mins to get 1 tapped killed my motivation.

>mod north achievements
>removes LGBT
>clean launch of Varlamore 3
>attempting to remove microtransactions from Rs3
>highest population count on osrs
>influx of rival MMOs playerbase
>sailing coming down the road
I should hate him because?

i wouldnt give him credit for sailing but that's a point in his favour imo

jarvis i need you to tell me how long until 2nd claw

>>532647001
nah i would just cut wherever but always at gnome stronghold for yews.

erm thats not what jarvis is for

>>532647681
we had so much fun and drama back then. poor pie face111 got scammed out of a santa by an egirl.

>>532647672
helmet fucking shit

>>532647819
jarvis stroke my cock

well first of all the sailing skill isnt about sailing soooo

jarvis compare and contrast b0aty and itsWill with an emphasis or who is better to support

>>532647545
you're literally supporting trans genocide if you support mod north

anyone else yell SMASHING irl when they use the dragon pickaxe special? it makes mining more efficient

>>532648482
I already support him, you don't have to keep trying to get me to like him more

everytime i see a jimmy thumbnail i am filled with impotent rage

is osg clan free of niggers i really dont want to play with niggers

me personally i say it like nigel thornberry

that's the only way to say it

me personally i dont see jimmy thumbnails cause i dont watch basedboys

>>532648732
i'm telling mountainman and rendersoft about you chuds

we dont have jimmy in f2p

you think j1mmy lets settled to 1 tick flick his gfs pussy

whats a based boy

didnt jimmy get some ass thing from taking too much dds up there

im going to be mentally destroyed if i have to go another 1000kc at spindel

why is your text pukey

why is your text pukey

lol

chat I did one ca today and some skotizhoe and like 3-4 master clussies
but overall today was uneventful

my mind is pukey

meriipu can i see your clog :3c

would it be too presumptuous to ask you to meriifest the drop for me

if i get 3rd age pickaxe i will buy everyone here a beer and kebab

what runescape gear do i need to impress d333cay

ill take the beer but not the kebab i dont support businesses owned by kharidians

>>532649730
it is mostly unimpressive

i have bigger clog as ironman

but your heart is smaller

i am 6foot7 350lbs i dont think her heart is bigger

no you arent

how much is that in osrs units

yes i am

you are gelatin, peanuts to an elephant.

spill the tea sis

with type as you always subtract 3 inches and add 30lbs

i wish i had 3 inches to subtract...

sis what if im 3 inches does that mean......

you are a gnome

TIL you can equip the moon sets with only 50 defense wtf

why would anyone lie about their size online

>>532650642
>>532650682
i said type a

the moon sets suck defensively why would you need high defense for it plus if you think about it they are tribal people so i doubt they have access to metals

>>532650731
>only 50 defense
that is high defence

They are roman not aztecs

>>532650853
you can get 50 defense in few hours

>>532650907
no I cant

romans only had access to bronze so theyre basically noob pures so again why would they have high defense gear

>>532650959
then you suck

I have 70 defense. I thought I needed 75 def since the weapons have lvl 75 req

lol ur dum

is cs2 same as eoc?

meriipu you can go to the crab and pick up others ammunition this seems perfect for you

yeah cs2 has action bars and abilities

Well all the irons I watch videos are like 5 years old so everything is cerb sire and zulrah into gwd and tob

>>532651393
oh you are missing your frontal lobe, i meant as in the whole game got ruined over night.

then say that next time IDIOT

>>532648823
i have already tried to explain it
OF COURSE NOT and if there are any Blacks they would be Based Blacks

two bitches at the same time, synchronized swimmers

>>532650907
>60 hrs is few

im in love

>>532652148
Are you only clicking chickens> How the fuck is it taking you 60 hours to get to 50 def?

some of us cant play every day like you buddy

you can do some quick quests to get def pretty high so that's either bait or 100% on you

quick quests like what

>osrs is epic because you get permanent progression and you're gear doesn't get devalued!
>yama comes out
>everything crashes by 20%
>torva/bandos completed replaced for irons
>huge power creep with death charge for no reason, making all other spellbooks even more useless
>doom boss comes out
>everything crashes by 20%
>for irons, boots replaces cerb, wand replaces bowfa

thanks wow rapefugees

maybe this is gay and stupid but the casual conversation at the gem crab is nice :)

>wand replaces bofa
Lol.

wtf is this runephew on about

>>532651340
I pick up ammunition in wildy but that looks like too junk to pick up even for me

Husband Thinks He Got Away With Killing His Wife (He Didn't)

alexa play Aqua - Barbie Girl (Official Music Video)

is the new wand better than the bowfa jr?

alexa play Skepta - Disguise instead

>>532652608
>torva/bandos completed replaced for irons
you still need torva helm which uses bandos and torva is also bis for all stab
>huge power creep with death charge for no reason, making all other spellbooks even more useless
thralls and death charge already did this, another 15% per min isn't drastically different. ancient has multi/freeze/stun/heal
normals has elemental weaknesses and alching
lunar has veng/spec restore for speeds
>boots replaces cerb
you need cerb boots for them
>wand replaces bowfa
no it does not

the new wand is only good if you also get the gauntlets to make it accurate

>>532652307
oh you aren't talking about a fresh character

why wouldnt you get the new gauntlets theyre bis

i haven't got my prims yet, should i just delve, is it hard?

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again

rendi was the only level 3 skiller in the world to kill the level 10 delve without cheating so its really easy

yea i bet its the only socialization u get fu**head

I want to finish all of the quest content in F2P before paying for membership. I know it's not a lot, but is there any issues you forsee with that? Should I get to like lvl 50 main skills and appropriate ~lvl 50 gear first as well?

dragon dart tech on racecar phase makes it so you never ever have to do orb phase wow

>>532653515
just do whats fun if you really want to finish all the f2p quests first because you're doing yourself a disservice by not having membs and doing some membs quest to get free xp

wait dknives not dart oops

qyesting in members is more efficient than most f2p questing so it shouldn't really be relevant, a lot of f2p quests are mostly for quest points than actual rewards, the only notable ones are imp catcher and witch potion for free early magic levels, knight sword for skipping early smithing levels and dragon slayer 1

>>532653773
thanks i didnt know that

dont get torva barrows has been obsolete for years

we dont have torva or barrows in f2p

>>532653515
you should get membership regardless desu, f2p really is just a demo

>>532653861
i guess if u really wanna push it vampyre slayer gives some good attack xp for an easy boss but really anything f2p questing members just have better and more efficient, there's no reason not to do waterfall early on if you can for example

>his character has pink/green/blue hair
>his character any skintone besides 1 or 2
>his character bodytype woman
how to make my ignore list without saying a word

>>532654024
thirdies gonna freak if they can read this much english

we did not have f2p when I started

f2p is the only way to play because its the way the gowers intended

is there a bot that constantly buys al lthe sharks at the port in hosidus or the stock timer is just super slow

redpill me on waterfall quest

the chuddies think theres treasure under a waterfall (but there isn't)

if sucking the shit out of my asshole were profitable some seamonkey would code a bot for it

sis you cant say stuff like that

hey osg what's the answer to this question that is really easy to check on the wiki????????

>>532653751
post proof buddy

I'm a tourist.
Why don't you people reply to each other properly?

we do

reply to THIS
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>532655176
they do it because they think it makes them unique and cool

dont ask such stupid questions

>>532655086
https://youtu.be/3V-oSpVvRzs?t=41633

just dknive spec bruh easy 2tick 50s for 25 specbar bruh

shut the f**k up raterd

any cute girls playing osrs reply to this post!!!!

>>532655474
also don't thrall or scythe early cause each splat is a poison splat

(it does)

d3ks took the bbc torpedo

so many fucking clankers in this game im over it

>>532655703
hiiiiiiiiiiii

>>532655772
proof

figtree lol

>>532655910
ask wormbf

clankers are cute and wholesome clones are tryhrd fgts

>>532655474
half the time he literally has to earth orb after though?

moon chavs chavs on the moon

>>532656985
what are you smoking he literally did not do the orb smash mechanic once with the knives

do i get anything out of doing contracts before 85 farming or is it just a waste of my time, i only care about herbs

when do think huey will drop me a dragon hunter wand i have 500 kills now

>>532657137
watch more than 1 minute of the vod next time

does gnome monkey like the boss

>>532657342
get 94 thieving and just thieve master farmers for a couple hours

wow the bug farted so hard it covered the entire room

>>532657842
>one(1) in dozens of attempts
>because tbow plank
wow gz bitch you're so fucking intelligent keep zcb speccing

so do i actually need prayer pots against verac, karil, guthan and torag at all?

>>532658058
I accept your concession.

>>532658009
i have 24m farming im doing master farmers while i do contracts

>>532658194
not if you have medium ghommal

just found out i ended up on r/cutenoobs
i was safespotting werewolves on my phone in canifis and i accidentally pressed quick prayer, some guy took a screenshot cuz i had protect from melee active for a while
this gives me so much anxiety, i need to make sure not to do dumb shit anymore or wear bad gear everywhere if i dont wanna end up on there again, wouldnt be surprised if theres more pics of me there people get kinda pissy in this game if you don't play according to their standard

>>532658224
i meant theiving not farming im sorry

>>532658213
i accept that you will now be using dknife spec and will suck my dick

Jarvis, check r/cutenoobs for werewolf safe spotting.

>>532658381
https://www.reddit.com/r/cutenoobs/comments/1lzt5tf/safe_spotting_with_protect_melee/

>>532655423
to THIS
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>532658406
i havent even done the boss

WHY IS AUSTRALIAN LMS WORLD COMPLETELY EMPTY

>>532658381
>>532658617
>>532658652
>>532648823
samefag

doing quests without quest helper is bullshit

jagex should add cute anime girls to the game then they would get the asian community too maybe instead of the ugly sailing boats you ride on the backs of kancolle characters

you have my attention.

runey quests are for big brain boys like me who can intuit that you need to use yak hair rope on 5 white beads then run guam oil on it before shoving it up your ass and ripcording it out to make a string of brown and red beads in the correct sequence so the NPC can get a key out of his sink

>>532659331
wow how did you guess you are so smart

when will jagex make official ai bots for $50/mo that will play the game with you and erp with you

>>532658194
you dont need prayer against any barrows brother just tank them all dont be a pussy bitch

daddy im so hungry… please find a job so you can afford to feed me please im so tired of you just looking at discord chat logs all day please i know you love runescape and discord more than me but i am so hungry

>>532648823
of course there isn't, they go to 4clan. after all if you make even a slightly racist comment there and don't immediately qualify it as a joke you will get bombarded by like 4 people all chiming in to say how much they love browns and that if you don't like them you're too edgy for their clan

>>532660884
>>532660884
>>532660884

so is void range better for delve? with tbow?

yeah just hit 30 prayer then dropped 2 lamps and shot to 33 prayer feeling pretty BASED rn

>>532660664
couple of people left so far and more are thinking about. the whole point of 4clan shit was no reporting and you get to say what you want, doesnt look that way does it. Also it doesnt help that the leader abuses his children and reports people himself

does dragon crossbows special attack work to get aggro from jads healers?

>shes lamping prayer
oh no no no

clanker moment

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new