Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:49:10 AM
No.532709402
>>532713487
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:56:52 AM
No.532710080
>>532709597
>that line through her tits
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:29 AM
No.532710243
>>532709597
are you and mush never playing trios again because of the duos update
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:47 AM
No.532710442
Duos is a bad idea and will simply split the userpool, and yes, normie couples should be FORCED to play with me so I can mog both of them at the game.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:55 AM
No.532710458
>>532711171
Gywn's or Marika's?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:41 AM
No.532710536
>>532711341
>1/3 for the last 35 minutes on a Friday at these hours
So the erg password is dead? That's a shame I really enjoy playing with the same group of people.
Is there anything like reddit or discord groups that queue together?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:59 AM
No.532710563
>>532710960
>>532716667
Is there a way to revive bosses in Elden Ring? I though the CE table had that option but I don't see it, do I really have to download anothe rmod? I though seamless would have that option already
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:03:29 AM
No.532710689
PC erg 3/3 on every boss
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:49 AM
No.532710802
):<
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:44 AM
No.532710960
>>532710563
no that's not a thing in ER you might be thinking of Sekiro
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:49 AM
No.532711067
>>532711216
GG on Gigadel, Twin Ironeyes. Game kept trying to give me colossal weapons on duchess and I never saw a staff.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:09:11 AM
No.532711171
>>532710458
Filianore and Yorshka >>>
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:09:43 AM
No.532711216
>>532711067
gg duchess was a very clean game
Well, that's one cancerous duo I'm happy will be segregated after next week. Ditched me in two boss fights to go here off together only to turn around and come back anyways, and either of them pinged but they were always going the same place together which was never where I pinged. Cancer.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:10:46 AM
No.532711306
>>532711512
>>532716993
geeg
that was a mess but could've gone worse lmao
i got ate on purpose the first 3 times since I had a decent amount of res, but we didn't have much damage overall to take advantage of it lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:10:54 AM
No.532711310
>can call a gank squad in ER
>can't call a gank squad in Nightreign
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:11:14 AM
No.532711341
>>532710536
FEXTRA seems to be a popular password
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:07 AM
No.532711406
>>532716551
>>532711263
>he thinks they wont delude themselves that having a third wildcard who in their eyes is a retard is more fun when they actually need someone to tardwrangle and carry them on the nightlord
>>532711263
Shut the fuck up, Ace. I literally know it's you because you pinged both places, went there, and then died by yourself. I went to kill the easy boss in the lake and doofus came with me while you died to the castle basement boss by yourself. We went through the castle and I had 0 FP, so I went to the grace north of the castle to refill and level up. Doofus came with me there too while you went up to the roof boss and died solo there too. I don't even know that dude. Lmfao.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:22 AM
No.532711512
>>532711306
>revenant
>got eaten on purpose
>against gigadel who gets more healing and a bigger buff so its not even worth it anymore
>the FIRST THREE TIMES
There's no way sentient people are posting right now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:55 AM
No.532711656
>>532711779
>>532711492
Did you ping any of those places? Or did you fuck off and ditch me in a boss fight and never ping, like I said.
>>532711656
sorry i know it's impossible to look at the map and see people aren't with you
i know you need babysitting, that's my bad. i apologize.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:21 AM
No.532711936
>>532718415
>>532711492
>>532711779
NTA but people who don't ping and go off on their own are nigger faggots who are likely dogshit at routing and combat. Post Steam so I can spare myself the misfortune of getting in the same lobby as you.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:58 AM
No.532712075
>>532712123
>>532711779
Nice kill count by the way, maybe if you hadn't been using that prelate's hammer as your main weapon the entire run you could've contributed something. Or maybe if you had done some actually decent routing instead of constantly fucking off with your butt buddy you could've kept up. Either or, really.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:34 AM
No.532712123
>>532712075
he was very drunk
give it a rest
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:23:24 AM
No.532712374
>>532711779
So that's a no?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:23:55 AM
No.532712407
2/3 PSN let's goooo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:38 AM
No.532712465
>>532712681
>>532712809
Is it me or is revenant awful to solo with.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:35 AM
No.532712629
>>532712682
>>532713430
>Open new thread to see whats up
>Just Ace fucking whining again
>Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:10 AM
No.532712681
>>532712738
>>532712465
that's a you thing
you just run around hitting churches and rises then kill everything within your ult + summons
graces restore summon hp to 100% so you just want to kill every boss within frederick + sebastian
you're not really wanting to go to castle in solo to begin with so just leave it for when you're strong enough at the end do it without fp issues
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:10 AM
No.532712682
>>532712629
I know you're mad but you don't have to pretend
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:03 AM
No.532712738
>>532712681
Wtf ate rises?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:55 AM
No.532712809
>>532712465
Most incants are too slow for solo. You can wait for your summons take aggro before casting, but that won't last you through a nightlord.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:38 AM
No.532712874
>>532712964
>He thinks im Bjark
I would never... Not with a name like that lmfao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:24 AM
No.532712930
What rewards do you get for defeating an empowered version of a nightlord?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:26 AM
No.532712934
>>532713004
>>532713256
Why can Recluse solo but Revenant can't
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:50 AM
No.532712964
>>532712874
You literally posted from your perspective. Cope.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:00 AM
No.532712976
>>532713256
because sorceries are broken but incants aren't
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:17 AM
No.532713004
>>532713186
>>532712934
revenant can easily
it's just a skill issue
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:29 AM
No.532713186
>>532713256
>>532713004
Summons die in record time and have poor damage output.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:23 AM
No.532713256
>>532713332
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:20 AM
No.532713332
>>532713447
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:43 AM
No.532713430
>>532715943
>>532712629
Everyone says he's whining but nobody ever says he's wrong.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:55 AM
No.532713447
>>532713332
that is weaker than fof
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:37:31 AM
No.532713487
>>532714761
>>532709402 (OP)
You literally can play duo nigga.
Fromslopware doesnt add anything new ir fresh its just small shit that amount to nothing like no game chat or crossplay.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:38:49 AM
No.532713616
i already duo lol. i play with my friend and we communicate on discord. we dont ping and the 3rd doesnt exist. even better if he leaves
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:39:02 AM
No.532713631
>>532713883
Not everything dies to a single blob of rev ult.
So how is she gonna kill?
And hkw am i gonna reload her ult?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:14 AM
No.532713723
>>532714761
uHHHHHH
Where's the white Recluse skin??????
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:33 AM
No.532713750
How come that at the base i have 60 fps and in day 3 to but as soon as the game starts it drops down a lot?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:16 AM
No.532713883
>>532714030
>>532713631
if you can't kill something within frederick -> revenant ult -> sebastian you probably shouldn't be fighting it in solo realistically
things should die within 30 seconds
make sure you hit ult when your summon has aggro and not before
that said if you don't, just dodge and hit your incantations anyways? there are plenty of fast ones you can use to clean up, it's just if you take that long you probably have to pop starlights anyways which take time to gather and what not, they're not unlimited granted you probably only need 2 maybe 3 for the nightlord in solo
in trios you need like 5 or 6 sometimes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:34 AM
No.532713908
>>532714218
How can rev trigger necromancy consistently or is it rng?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:15 AM
No.532713965
>>532745230
hope we get a magma sorcery boost relic effect eventually
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:48 AM
No.532714009
I guess Theodorix Magma is still a brick
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:44:05 AM
No.532714030
>>532714375
>>532713883
Bit how is sebaatian gonna kill of i used my ukt already?
He isnt gonna do his laser after i proced my ult.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:18 AM
No.532714218
>>532713908
It's rng, but (You) need to deal the killing blow to whatever you're trying to recruit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:36 AM
No.532714240
How is she gonna kill bosses tho?
And her ult is reloads with hitting the enemies which means she has to fight.
>AlberroTheSoilent
>Ace
Never gotten in a match with either of these literal whos, and it sounds like I am better off for it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:18 AM
No.532714291
>>532714464
>>532716692
>Ace is on the team
should I unplug my modem?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:22 AM
No.532714296
>>532714385
>>532714260
you are a literal who though
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:14 AM
No.532714369
>>532714916
>>532715684
So what weapon should rev aim for?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:19 AM
No.532714375
>>532714537
>>532714030
um
you drop it on the enemy and he will get aggro
sebastian doesn't do damage, the laser is a very bad move and it's almost never worth ulting him, ult frederick unless you are worried about missing incants due to the pushbacks
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:21 AM
No.532714379
>>532714929
It's laughable how autistic you manchildren get over a game this easy and with such little stakes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:26 AM
No.532714385
>>532714601
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:19 AM
No.532714464
>>532714291
if you don't have a strong back to carry him, yes.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:22 AM
No.532714537
>>532714680
>>532714375
Isnt gelen way the fuck better tho?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:39 AM
No.532714557
>>532714749
GG Duchess and Recluse.
The damage was off the charts.
As usual, Ball Bearing Hunter was the hardest thing about the run.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:09 AM
No.532714594
>>532714673
>>532714725
idk why ace gets so much flak, i'd rather have him on my team than the cheaters and leavers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:16 AM
No.532714601
>>532715050
>>532714385
you are a rando mthough
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:09 AM
No.532714673
>>532714769
>>532714594
I think I would rather have a leaver unironically
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:11 AM
No.532714679
>>532714883
And ult with fredrick isnt gonna cut it against bosses as well.
Furthermore how is she gonna have emough ult for every battle?
Its gonna be impossible.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:11 AM
No.532714680
>>532714537
I'm not sure how much damage helen does compared to frederick ulted, but frederick gives the family buff if you have that, and he knocks numerous enemies out of their attacks and does higher poise which means you're less likely to get interrupted
really whatever the damage difference is between them is probably negligible, but I think that things that push bosses tends to get aggro quicker
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:47 AM
No.532714725
>>532714594
Every game I've had him he has been a good lad and the runs were smooth. Never lost with him.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:01 AM
No.532714749
>>532714557
GGs, got a nice relic out of it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:11 AM
No.532714761
>>532713487
Good post.
>>532713723
In a sealed safe. Ishizaki will bust it out when heβs ready to announce EoS shortly after
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:16 AM
No.532714769
>>532714821
>>532714673
at least the guy doesn't leave after dying once, hate those people like who cares about 1 death we'll still win anyways
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:20 AM
No.532714772
>Rain of Arrows
>Stars of Ruin
>Black Blade Dagger
Adel disintegrated as soon as he showed up. As the devs intended.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:01 AM
No.532714821
>>532715062
>>532714769
playing bad like him is okay. but blaming everyone else just means you never improve. it's tiresome trying to teach him how to play only for him to sperg out in the thread.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:45 AM
No.532714883
>>532715010
>>532714679
it does cut it and you simply make sure you have your ult when you need it in solo (and trio for that matter, buff your allies)
part of being good at the game is making sure you have your resources when you need them, you shouldn't be going to a gaol at level 2 with nothing but the starting seal, even a stave is better
that said you really don't need that ult for every boss, for every red boss really, if you need it for blue it's a skill/damage issue
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:12 AM
No.532714916
>>532714369
Colossal swords
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:24 AM
No.532714929
>>532714379
This this this
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:16 AM
No.532715010
>>532715124
>>532714883
Whats red blue and whatever?
I thought the bosses are just there?
And what do you mean with family buff?
And whats a gael?
geeg
you like how i jumped off the fucking map
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:43 AM
No.532715050
>>532715467
>>532714601
But enough about yourself c tier lister
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:48 AM
No.532715062
>>532714821
i get your point but i've played with far worse people on the erg password, either my standards are low or you haven't got matched with way more annoying people
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:37 AM
No.532715124
>>532715420
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:00:46 AM
No.532715378
>>532715530
>>532715869
>>532715012
i love looking at my map and not paying attention to where i actually am on it
*jumps off cliff*
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:15 AM
No.532715420
>>532716793
>>532715124
I am brown and need white male to correct me tho
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:28 AM
No.532715435
>>532715539
Finally beat Heolstor solo after like five scuffed runs. Got Wylder's alternate ending too.
So he became the nightlord so that the roundtable wouldn't disappear?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:50 AM
No.532715467
>>532719183
>>532715050
i am a tier retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:38 AM
No.532715530
>>532715869
>>532715012
>>532715378
gg I was wondering what that was about.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:45 AM
No.532715539
>>532715675
>>532715435
basically. the roundtable only exists because the nightlords exist. you technically beat the big bad so everything would fade, including his sister. So he sacrificed himself for the sake of her.
Or that's how I understand it, anyway. Correct me if i'm wrong pls i'd like to know.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:34 AM
No.532715675
>>532715539
so the rountable in ER and SOTE is basically just an unused ruin inhabited by Marika's spy?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:41 AM
No.532715684
>>532714369
>seals first and foremost
>FTH/INT scaling weapons but preferably high FTH >cipher pata, coiled sword, FTH scythes, your claws
>could do staves if no duchess/recluse or keep a good one as insurance in case you are unlucky with seals
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:05:10 AM
No.532715724
>>532715921
>>532716787
Gg psnbros
I did kinda bad that gameβ¦
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:03 AM
No.532715869
>>532715012
>>532715378
>>532715530
ggs lads, had a giggle seeing Duchess pick up the starscourge when I dropped them
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:42 AM
No.532715921
>>532716082
>>532715724
GG guys
Can't believe BBH kicked our asses like that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:57 AM
No.532715943
>>532716692
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:37 AM
No.532715994
>>532711263
Holy fuck dude AGAIN? Do you ever shut the fuck up you whiny bitch?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:38 AM
No.532716073
>>532716692
>>532755561
>>532711492
>Shut the fuck up, Ace. I literally know it's you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:44 AM
No.532716082
>>532715921
I got on the pillar for Libraβs narrow madness pool but it traveled up it. Kinda weird. But yeah that BBH was rough, itβs been a long time since Iβve had one that rough.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:24 AM
No.532716319
>>532716421
>>532716532
is blasphemous blade even in NR...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:13:33 AM
No.532716421
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:13:55 AM
No.532716467
>>532716543
>>532716167
You stole that joke from someone else, but it's still funny
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:46 AM
No.532716532
>>532716319
yeah I had it on bugs
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:51 AM
No.532716543
>>532716467
the video has been living rent free in my head ever since it was posted a few days ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:57 AM
No.532716551
>>532716692
>>532711406
ALERT ALERT
Ace is ONE incident away from being DEMOTED to D tier
ALERT ALERT
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:55 AM
No.532716636
>>532716167
>PSN players on their way to wipe to super adel after waiting 2 hours for a single match
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:20 AM
No.532716667
>>532716746
>>532710563
Context of gif?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:33 AM
No.532716689
>>532716918
duos is gonna make so many people angy if they queue into them
>>532714260
>>532714291
>>532715943
>>532716073
>>532716551
I play an entire match and come back to see yall obsessing over me and having an extended melty. Hilarious, I'm rent free in your heads.
Anyways GG exec and duchess, a little ADHD routing at the start didnt hold us back none. What was chunking that fallingstar beast so hard?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:38 AM
No.532716698
>>532716835
GG Ironeye and Executor, this is the second asteroid event I get this day
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:16 AM
No.532716746
>>532716667
im the guy and the table is miquellas gigantic earth destroying fat fucking ass
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:47 AM
No.532716787
>>532715724
GG PSNGODS. Once more around the sun.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:52 AM
No.532716793
>>532715420
thatβs usually the case donβt worry I volunteer :)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:18:18 AM
No.532716835
>>532716698
That was my 2nd but I couldn't route to the 1st. And gg, matches with you are always ez wins.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:18:26 AM
No.532716842
>>532716969
Another certified Ace melty, classic
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:04 AM
No.532716904
>>532714260
Alberro did nothing wrong. Fucks sake he didn't say a single word the entire game.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:10 AM
No.532716918
>>532716689
that already happens and it's what the duo mode is fixing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:18 AM
No.532716928
>>532716692
>What was chunking that fallingstar beast so hard?
shattering crystal
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:48 AM
No.532716969
>>532717029
>>532717346
>>532716842
>one post
>the entire rest of the thread is dominated by reactions to it
Yeah, I'm the one having the melty, for sure.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:06 AM
No.532716993
>>532717162
>>532711306
>Ace in the background completely idle because he's already alt-tabbed writing up his post-match complaints
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:27 AM
No.532717029
>>532716969
why are you so angy at the world
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:50 AM
No.532717063
>>532716692
youre welcome for the carry, you were as bad as they said you were
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:57 AM
No.532717162
>>532716993
Because I dont like you and didnt want to celebrate with you. Cope. Anyways my queue popped again, enjoy the rest of your melty, I'll ctrl+f for "ace" when I get back to enjoy how obsessed uou are with me.
>queued with ace
>heβs too busy having a melty to skip the intro
FUCK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:22:33 AM
No.532717203
>>532716167
I love how itβs 3 people too Kek thanks for sharing bud
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:01 AM
No.532717346
>>532720218
>>532716969
You respond to every single post, no matter how benign, and lash out randomly at people with baseless accusations. Big melty energy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:14 AM
No.532717372
>>532718890
>>532717197
be prepared to wait for the Open Door prompt, he's probably already making a rough draft before you get to the nightlord
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:01 AM
No.532717446
>>532717197
if you ping that evergaol you're dead anon
don't do it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:43 AM
No.532717505
>>532720218
>have a melty about teammates
>your teammates directly respond to you and tell you you're being a bitch
>"erm..... melty much? i dont even care xD"
jesus what a pussy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:17 AM
No.532718415
>>532711936
are you for real
you cant look at the player icon and see theyre beelining to a grace and then returning after 3 seconds while you are at the rampart directly next to it
are you serious right now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:42:06 AM
No.532718890
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:43:28 AM
No.532719003
>>532719218
>>532719298
geeg
fucking wylder was chunking the fuck out of everything with the grafte blade, jesus
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:44:18 AM
No.532719074
>>532720218
>>532716692
>calling you a literal who once is 'obsessing'
lol lmao, guess you are shitter like they say
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:44:31 AM
No.532719090
>>532719213
>>532722174
birdboys :D
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:45:49 AM
No.532719183
>>532715467
You are talking to a s tier, so like I said, pike down random.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:11 AM
No.532719213
>>532719090
Are terrible, just had one quit out as the circle closed on day 2 and the retard only had 10 kills.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:14 AM
No.532719218
>>532719003
gg's , always know the moth is gonna be smooth sailing when i get one of the decent dragon communion spells
>>532719003
also in case either of you were curious as to what i was doing when I down in bumfuck storm, I wanted to see if I could get a stonesword key. turns out fist weapons don't stagger bosses. who knew, huh. just wanted to mash R1 but he had other plans.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:49:44 AM
No.532719467
>>532719597
>>532719298
Dude you had your ult ready the whole time...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:31 AM
No.532719597
>>532719807
>>532719467
yea i fucked up REAL bad. one of those things where you think "this is too easy to take the easy route".
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:52:17 AM
No.532719658
>>532720034
>>532720136
gg psbros
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:11 AM
No.532719720
>>532723386
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:37 AM
No.532719762
>>532719298
What's your steam, friend?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:54:00 AM
No.532719792
>are you for real
>you cant look at the player icon and see theyre beelining to a grace and then returning after 3 seconds while you are at the rampart directly next to it
>are you serious right now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:54:14 AM
No.532719807
>>532719597
Ah death by hubris, a classic
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:00 AM
No.532720031
>>532720160
>>532720235
I like Malenia.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:02 AM
No.532720034
>>532720071
>>532719658
GG, I'm off for tonight
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:30 AM
No.532720071
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:31 AM
No.532720072
>>532722942
>>532723257
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:04 AM
No.532720117
>>532719298
So this is the power of melee Ironeye?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:22 AM
No.532720136
>>532719658
GG brother jack dude. Raiders gonna raid.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:36 AM
No.532720160
>>532720235
>>532720031
Based. Me too anon
>>532717197
>>532717346
>>532717505
>>532719074
lmao cant help yourselves
GG guardian and exec, slow start but we got there. It was funny hearing the weakness proc so many times so fast in the 3 dogs phase.
>>532720031
>>532720160
Why is her voice so black sounding?
>oh
>her VA is actually a black
Why?
>>532720218
how bad could your routing be that you end scarlet forest barely scraping level 14
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:23 AM
No.532720460
>>532720332
I don't know man, we'll never find out, because when I pinged something we didnt go there until like day 2 when yall started listening to me. Not like we needed it, it was dogs, we killed it so fast it barely even got to reform into one.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:21 AM
No.532720525
>>532720235
Her voice is distractingly attractive.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:04:48 AM
No.532720648
>>532722471
is adel's mouth a weakpoint?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:07:07 AM
No.532720854
>>532721182
>>532721949
>>532720332
If I had to venture a guess, it probably had something to do with this completely untouched castle that I tried to route us to while you ran the other direction and pinged forest bosses. It was crucible's by the way. So don't ask my how bad my routing was, it wasn't my route.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:11:34 AM
No.532721182
>>532721265
>>532720854
>It was crucible's
It was crucibleβs what?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:12:31 AM
No.532721265
>>532721182
crucible's dick in my wife's ass :(
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:21:50 AM
No.532721949
>>532722018
>>532722063
>>532720854
You never pinged the castle, but you did ping the south most scarlet forest boss, which we killed along with two other forest bosses, before trying to silently run to the castle.
Do you have actual schizophrenia or some other mental retardation?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:22:58 AM
No.532722018
>>532722332
>>532721949
Kill yourself retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:23:34 AM
No.532722063
>>532722332
>>532721949
I did, cool story though. Would that even make it not your routing, somehow?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:24:29 AM
No.532722118
>>532720235
she probably had the sound mickeyzachary was looking for
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:25:10 AM
No.532722174
>>532719090
Gg Revekitten
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:25:29 AM
No.532722198
Star Fists my beloved. With GV and sacred affinity too. Exact type of shit that makes me want to check every chest. gg heol crew
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:27:31 AM
No.532722332
>>532722480
>>532722018
>>532722063
>either ace double posting with rage or at least one other schizo
you realize people record games, right?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:27:35 AM
No.532722340
>>532720218
New thread lolcow just dropped
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:29:20 AM
No.532722461
>>532722587
>>532720235
Lmao. Now I canβt help but imagine Malenia with a ghetto sheboon accent
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:29:31 AM
No.532722471
>>532720648
No but Recluse's tits are.
>>532719298
Dogshit Ironeye gameplay, If you can't pull of melee Ironeye stop trying.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:29:37 AM
No.532722480
>>532722572
>>532722332
Just another schizo. When I want to insult you I wouldn't stoop to that weak ass white noise bullshit, I'll say something that makes you doubt yourself.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:30:48 AM
No.532722572
>>532722747
>>532722480
>pic rel, what do you think blue (ace) was thinking here?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:31:01 AM
No.532722587
>>532726970
>>532722461
She's the type of black woman that looooves BWC
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:31:07 AM
No.532722598
>>532722880
>block ace
>still get to see the meltys
ok, this is peak
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:32:50 AM
No.532722747
>>532723202
>>532725317
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:52 AM
No.532722880
>>532722598
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:56 AM
No.532722887
um.... grumpus kun did you.... did you just level up at a grace without pinging it?
god, the shit i have to put up with here....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:50 AM
No.532722942
>>532723257
>>532720072
onlywaifu is a man I think
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:36:36 AM
No.532722994
>>532720332
wallah this happened to use once. I don't even know how. we had a really clean forest route but ended up at 14. I guess we had a slow day 1 or something, idk.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:37:20 AM
No.532723050
>>532723103
Killed the final night lord today.(except the purple copies)
It was a well fought win. Me and my team of adequate players, barely making it through.
We had a bad start, because after only getting a few levels, a deathrite bird spawned in on top of a gaol. We killed the gaol boss already, so the grace was there. Thus, as the deathrite bird killed us repeatedly, we always stood back up. But on of my teammates did lose a level after we failed to revive him in time. And it was taking forever to kill the bird. We got it down to about 40% health, before I made the executive decision that it was taking too long, and spammed my marker to another location and ran. They took a second, but they followed. And so much of the first day was wasted.
From there, we fought an uphill battle, trying to gather what power we could. There were a number of times when we came close to utter defeat. But we always managed to revive each other time the nick of time.
Somehow, we made it all the way into the nokstella city and kill Astel. Which was great, because I never did that before. So I got that achievement.
The nightlord was the frost dragon. I only fought against him once before and died. The death run was with Raider. But I switched to Wilder, because Raider's slow speed was starting to annoy me.
Good thing I did, because I was able to revive me team with the grapple multiple times. And I was able to keep up with the constantly moving dragon. I even prevented the huge arena wide AoE, by daring to run up to him as he was charging it up, and hitting him with the ult.
Ultimately, it was a team effort. Taking our turns dying, and reviving, until we finally eked out a win. This one felt good, because none of my team were overly strong or overly competent. So it was a good struggle.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:16 AM
No.532723103
>>532723390
>>532723050
>doing the yems out of order
sovlless
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:39:47 AM
No.532723202
>>532723370
>>532722747
Trying to get you to come to the castle while you ran off. Hey remember when your cope was asking me how bad my routing was, and actually it was your route? I remember.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:48 AM
No.532723257
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:36 AM
No.532723370
>>532723478
>>532723202
Would you mind pointing out where the blue ping, or any ping, is located on that map which shows you wanted to do castle? I donβt seem to see one. If you wanted to do castle, why didnβt you do that first before doing forest bosses? Doing 3 forest bosses, then running to castle, then doubling back is extraordinarily bad routing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:50 AM
No.532723386
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:51 AM
No.532723390
>>532723103
The "yems"?
I assume you mean the night lords? I would have done them all in order, but after only killing about 4 of them, the game gives me a special cutscene and tells me the true lord is available. I couldn't resist doing it then. I mean, the roundtable hold turned all dark and ghostly. It's very cinematic. I couldn't put it off.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:44:33 AM
No.532723478
>>532723812
>>532723370
All I see is you routing and leading away from the castle. So let me ask "how bad could your routing be that you end scarlet forest barely scraping level 14"?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:47:53 AM
No.532723701
>>532723753
Now what?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:38 AM
No.532723753
>>532724126
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:49:51 AM
No.532723812
>>532723925
>>532723478
No shit, idiot, you pinged and routed us to three forest bosses, then didnβt ping and ran alone to castle, where red took over and pinged another forest boss since the two of us, not having schizophrenia, didnβt know what the fuck you were up to and so we followed the already shitty pattern you started.
Take your lithium and maybe you wonβt be so mad and logically disorganized.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:51:38 AM
No.532723925
>>532724196
>>532724269
>>532723812
Hmmm, so what I'm hearing is, you didnt follow me to the place with all the runes after we all already had purples with holy and were only missing levels, and you blame me for that?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:41 AM
No.532724126
>>532723753
I will not be doing any such thing m'lady *tips my hat*
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:59 AM
No.532724145
>>532725532
geeg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:55:46 AM
No.532724196
>>532724316
>>532723925
Why did you suddenly decide to stop pinging where you were going?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:56:56 AM
No.532724269
>>532724456
>>532727547
>>532723925
im glad I don't play on pc because you seem like a huge faggot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:57:40 AM
No.532724316
>>532724610
>>532724196
Ah ah ah, no backpedaling now, you asked me why you didnt get to 15 following me route. Now I ask again, did you follow me? Did you, boy? Was it my route?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:12 AM
No.532724406
>>532724554
>miss one single level
>have to endure 3 hours of ace nagging
lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:30 AM
No.532724415
>>532724554
>>532728078
Holy shit, I've played 3 games and I come back and what is this? Ace STILL bitching and moaning?! Geeeeeeeeg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:47 AM
No.532724443
my stick sharted when bugs started charging
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:00:00 AM
No.532724456
>>532724269
Oh no, someone with the judgement that lead him to buying a ps5 doesn't like me? How will I cope.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:01:31 AM
No.532724554
>>532728078
>>532724406
>>532724415
Bruh, I said it was a good game. It's someone bitching about me that he missed a level and trying to blame me for it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:21 AM
No.532724610
>>532724734
>>532724316
I found the question you are refusing to answer. I can see the cognitive dissonance it creates for you.
Why did you suddenly decide to stop pinging where you were going?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:41 AM
No.532724629
Libra
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:47 AM
No.532724637
Guys what do i do with rev to win?
My ult just takes to much time to chargw and kill bosses.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:03:44 AM
No.532724689
>>532724762
>>532725243
come
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:33 AM
No.532724734
>>532724835
>>532724610
That's not what cognitive dissonance means. The reason you didnt hit 15 is because you didn't do the castle. If your defence is that you couldnt possibly have ever realized that the castle was worth doing if I didn't drag you there, then fine, I accept that you needed me and I wasn't there for you. Are you happy now?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:56 AM
No.532724762
>>532724823
>>532724689
I'm kind of tired
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:05:51 AM
No.532724823
>>532724925
>>532727678
>>532724762
its 8 in the morni-
oh you're brown...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:06:09 AM
No.532724835
>>532724970
>>532724734
Why did you ping 3 scarlet forest bosses, then silently run to castle without pinging?
Why would you ever start killing scarlet forest bosses, then break to do castle, then double back into the forest?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:07:39 AM
No.532724925
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:08:23 AM
No.532724970
>>532725317
>>532724835
Oh that's easy, because we got there by taking the eagle which dropped us right at the bottom corner. So we killed bosses on the way to the castle, because that's where we were. All this is just wild cope though, you two only listened to me like 4 times all run, and kept doing other shit the whole time, so blaming my route for you not getting 15 is just stupid.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:10:52 AM
No.532725113
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:13:02 AM
No.532725243
>>532724689
I qued for heolstor & adel, 2/3 now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:14:43 AM
No.532725317
>>532725426
>>532724970
I want you to take a ruler and a picture of that map posted here
>>532722747
and even if we try to ignore the fact that we shouldβve done castle first since itβs closer to the edge of the circle and where we landed, that we didnβt land from the eagle in the βbottom cornerβ, and the actual bottom corner boss forest you first pinged us to was substantially further away than the castle.
Whatever you have is worse than schizophrenia, you actually canβt look at a map and determine correctly which of two objects is closer to another even if the answer is obvious.
On top of that, your routing is shit.
Shouldβve done castle first, not ran deep into the forest, then to castle, then back into forest. Thatβs a route made by a retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:15:19 AM
No.532725345
>>532725560
Gg Wylder/Rev, a little close for comfort on those Night riders/om*ns
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:16:50 AM
No.532725421
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:16:52 AM
No.532725426
>>532725317
>your routing is shit.
Your route. You didn't follow me, remember?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:17:01 AM
No.532725442
>>532725338
why does every single one of your posts exude so much mtf trans energy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:18:21 AM
No.532725532
>>532724145
AHHHH A FURRRY KILL IT!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:18:52 AM
No.532725560
>>532726348
>>532725345
gg the desperate run to the night 1 boss with no sips was based
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:19:17 AM
No.532725596
>>532726348
>>532726848
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:26:35 AM
No.532726029
>>532725338
You're an eepy discord princess?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:28:40 AM
No.532726190
2/3 everdark pc erg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:31:07 AM
No.532726348
>>532725560
1 had one left but that was on emergency notice, prioritized post-damage healing and 2 warming stones
t. roider
>>532725596
Revenant space program
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:36:25 AM
No.532726719
>>532727413
geeg
fastest bug in the west
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:36:30 AM
No.532726729
>>532726830
>>532726972
fucking dogshit tracer never play again
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:37:45 AM
No.532726815
>>532727413
GG Raider/Duchess. Bug boys didn't know what hit em lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:37:57 AM
No.532726830
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:38:12 AM
No.532726848
>>532725596
Revenant main
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:40:05 AM
No.532726970
>>532722587
Thatβs all of them however
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:40:06 AM
No.532726972
>>532727119
>>532726729
I wanted to be tracer...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:42:17 AM
No.532727119
>>532726972
I'm already tracer
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:43:00 AM
No.532727157
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:47:36 AM
No.532727413
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:49:40 AM
No.532727518
>>532730831
So the original Heolstor, The Nightlord is a combination of Recluse's shadow beast, Heolstor the Knight, and the power of the Outer God of the Night?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:50:09 AM
No.532727547
>>532724269
You struck a nerve with the xister xhe is not happy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:52:13 AM
No.532727678
>>532729047
>>532724823
itβs nearly 2am actually Pablo
Should I as Ironeye be focusing on flying butterfly or just kill Faurtis over and over?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:53:41 AM
No.532727747
>>532727708
Animus and anything red
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:54:15 AM
No.532727798
>>532727708
just kill faurtis
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:54:38 AM
No.532727824
>>532727708
Depends I guess. Most other people seem to prefer red faurtis, so I fight that with them. But really, red moth is much easier to deal with, its just that not everyone can attack it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:58:52 AM
No.532728078
>>532728374
>>532724554
I donβt care that I missed a level due to your dogshit routing. I couldβve had a +10% rune bonus early on and been level 15, and Iβd still tell you your routing sucks, since it does actually suck. Pinging sometimes, not pinging some other times, running into scarlet forest and killing bosses, then running to castle, then running back into forestβ¦ you are fucking retarded and Iβm here to let you know that, no matter if I ended level 10 or 15 or any other level.
>>532724415
Someone has to dish this bitchy shit back at ace, maybe if it wasnβt so retarded it would understand this is what itβs like for everyone else due to its behavior.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:01:55 AM
No.532728287
he dowsn't even faurt that much
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:02:34 AM
No.532728328
>>532728425
they're saving the faurts for super gigadark difficulty
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:03:20 AM
No.532728374
>>532729203
>>532728078
>I donβt care that I missed a level due to your dogshit routing.
Your routing. And you brought the whole thing up man, you care. You're just coping that you made poor choices. And why are you "dishing bitchy shit" back to me over a game I said was good? You're just schizo posting man.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:04:03 AM
No.532728425
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:05:27 AM
No.532728510
pulverize this fuck
with my raider punch
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:13:54 AM
No.532729047
>>532768363
>>532727678
That anon is EU hours, so no YOU are more likely to be called pablo, amerimutt.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:16:31 AM
No.532729203
>>532729294
>>532729423
>>532728374
>be ace
>bitch at teammates after every game to the point where your name is a meme
>route like garbage for 95% of expedition
>silently run off on your own and expect teammates to read your mind and babysit you as your schizophrenia kicks in, causing you to stop pinging and route even worse
>teammates just play normally for last 5%
>βit was YOUR route, not mine, I tried to lead you and you didnβt listen!β
lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:17:56 AM
No.532729294
>>532729203
Amazing, none of what you said is true.
>9 AM on a caturday
>nobody queuing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:18:56 AM
No.532729362
>>532729303
I'm a bit tired and did an all nighter, kitten. I'll be on again later.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:19:59 AM
No.532729423
>>532729203
The only one bitching here is you for fucks sake shut the fuck up already you have been crying for two fucking hours over missing one level get the fuck over it
terr vs Ace vs slugma, who is the bigger threadcow?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:22:02 AM
No.532729545
>>532729596
>>532729449
terr can never be beat in that regard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:22:38 AM
No.532729576
>>532730347
>>532729303
I'm working at 12 am on a saturday!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:23:00 AM
No.532729596
>>532729545
There's also sneedger and that guy obsessed with dragonwhatever
Honestly I think it's ace who actually spams the tierlists. The rank placements on it make more sense if you live in NA hours and he has something against terr from what I've glimpsed.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:24:37 AM
No.532729697
>>532730081
>>532729449
It wasn't mentioned yet but Slugma is the one who's been bitching about only getting 14 and trying to blame me for the past few hours.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:25:51 AM
No.532729785
>buy 10 dragonwound greases
>drop them
>no one picks them up
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:46 AM
No.532729845
>>532729995
gg wylder/exec
sorry I didn't give you my rivers of blood, the reason for that was because I wanted it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:48 AM
No.532729850
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:27:32 AM
No.532729891
>>532730030
>>532729656
terr is a also NA and a dsg Lapp troon, those are the tryhard types to put things in tierlists or care enough to do so. If he had something against terr why would he put him in b tier or whatever?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:29:07 AM
No.532729995
>>532730207
>>532729845
Based, reminds me of that one fag who INSISTED the entire run relied on me dropping one passive for his character when it was a piece of equipment I commonly used and he didn't use it outside of for the passive effect.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:29:27 AM
No.532730021
stop bullying terr
he's a good player so I forgive him for chimping out in the thread once in a while
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:29:38 AM
No.532730030
>>532730193
>>532729891
He's the one who gets blamed for the list existing, that's what I meant.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:30:38 AM
No.532730081
>>532730193
>>532730259
>>532729449
>>532729697
slugma is still banned for a while for βdoxxingβ, for posting tranimelover2004βs steam profile (tranime was hacking)
>>532730030
terr gets blamed because the evidence suggests he made the lists... I've also never seen him deny the allegations once.
>>532730081
Don't agree with the ban (it's not doxxing lol) but no, tranime had harmless edited gems, oh no the HORROR!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:32:19 AM
No.532730207
>>532730372
>>532729995
I think of giving people stuff I got from boss gacha as a nice thing to do, not mandatory, the only thing I'll get mad about is if something I really need gets dropped on the ground and someone playing a less suited character grabs it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:33:06 AM
No.532730259
>>532730819
>>532730081
I know who I was in the game with man, people can evade bans.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:33:24 AM
No.532730276
Heolstor is just Eren
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:34:03 AM
No.532730320
>>532730783
>>532730860
>>532730193
>I've also never seen him deny the allegations once.
spoken like someone who has never tried to communicate with paranoid schizophrenics
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:34:27 AM
No.532730347
>>532729576
Thank you for your service. Which essential industry do you work in?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:34:38 AM
No.532730356
>>532730587
I cant sleep and havent played since super maw, but Im on erg with all bosses checked.
Here's for fun times anon, unless I pass out looking at 2/3 lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:34:49 AM
No.532730372
>>532730207
I'm a generous player and a teamplayer but I like that specific type of equipment and it fit my character just not the passive (which fit the other dude) and just the way this fag autistsicly followed me and pinged at the floor rubbed me the wrong way, like nigga erg runs are as good as won you dont need to minmax fucking everything.
>>532730193
>I've also never seen him deny the allegations once.
estrogen brained way of thinking
>harmless edited gems, oh no the HORROR!
and a cheater apologist to boot, gross
guess Iβll post the video again
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:35:12 AM
No.532730395
>>532729656
actually kill yourself terr. you are brown.
>>532730193
>had harmless edited gems
...define harmless
>>532730356
nvm 1/3 now, very sad.
Has the general died in the weeks since the initial hype of release?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:40 AM
No.532730636
>>532730767
>>532730557
Harmless like raping miku. It's a victimless crime.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:53 AM
No.532730652
>>532730587
Its 3:38am where most people live. Queue at a better time.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:53 AM
No.532730653
>>532730557
cheaters think it's "harmless" because the relics don't allow you to turn on PvP kek
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:39:03 AM
No.532730661
>>532730374
kek xe definitely dilated after this
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:40:03 AM
No.532730716
>>532730587
mods banned all the actual players and left only people posting images of their ducks, shitdick and loli spam, people posting about how they were raped as kids, and erpers, while everyoneβs two least favorite bosses are live, and itβs past midnight in most of NA
yeah, itβs dead, makes sense at this time
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:40:40 AM
No.532730767
>>532730805
>>532771771
>>532730636
why do trannies think about rape so much?
>>532730374
AHHHH he has +6 endurance stacked and 3x Vigor stacked! That means he can survive one more hit! (maybe)
This is why you are a new thread jester btw
>>532730557
see retards webm
>>532730374 and tell me those are goalmeta or sneedger tier
>>532730320
>be cocky retard and post webms of yourself being so
>be dsg lapptroon
>have other anons let it slip you are the tierlist troon
>don't deny it once
That's not what schizophrenia is xis.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:21 AM
No.532730805
>>532730767
Ask your boyfriend
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:34 AM
No.532730819
>>532731085
>>532731407
>>532730259
nta, but did you really kill 3 rotted woods bosses, then run to go do castle?
hate to fuel the bitchfest, but that is very inefficient pathing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:48 AM
No.532730831
>>532727518
I have barely looked at the lore but I assumed her baby was the vessel for the night god much like malenia for the rot god and the aspect side that you fight. Weak and unable to use its full power.
Meanwhile, hoelstor was a pretty powerful knight and his failure and subsequent abandonment of his quest produce feelings that night baby could sync well with and therefore fused with. The second half of the fight is hoelstor taking over and reigning over the night
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:17 AM
No.532730860
>>532730320
kill yourself terr. nigger faggot tranny
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:28 AM
No.532730870
I miss DDK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:43:37 AM
No.532730946
>>532731281
>>532730783
>+9 vigor
>+9 endurance
>gaols
yeah it literally is gaol meta and sneedger tier retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:44:46 AM
No.532731002
>>532731281
>>532730783
Not unblocking you, eboy_
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:44:50 AM
No.532731007
>>532731281
>>532730783
>you are a new thread jester
do you even know who I am?
also, thanks for posting another wall of seethe at the video, I guess you didnβt leave and Iβll have to post it for another dozen threads
it is fascinating that you think βplayers make mistakesβ is anywhere near βactually cheatingβ
I am so sorry anons, my controller died the second the game started
trying to rejoin now, worst case I now play with mouse and keyboard (which ive never used)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:46:12 AM
No.532731085
>>532731407
>>532730819
It was inefficient pathing the whole run, I couldnt wrangle those two to go where I wanted unless coincidentally they were going to go there anyways. But yeah we took an eagle to the lake, and the cliff there makes you swing south to get up it, and when we got up we were right next to the power since it was on that southern edge so we grabbed it, and then we killed three bosses that were lined up in a straight line on a direct path towards the castle. By then all three of us were set up with purple weapons and all of them were the bosses weakness, so we didnt really need more loot we just needed levels, and we were right next to castle, so I took the like 8 steps over there to look at what castle it was and it was crucible, but the other two were already long gone.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:46:32 AM
No.532731103
>>532731296
>>532730587
bad apples have actually spammed the threads to death, and people left
it's sad honestly, i miss the good conversations i used to have here
everyone was nice and having fun
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:47:01 AM
No.532731138
>>532733097
>>532731047
I DONT KNOW THE BUTTONS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:49:45 AM
No.532731281
>>532732497
>>532732610
>>532730946
180 HP and 18 Stam on rev is not the same as stacking House of Maris and Power of Vengence on 3 relics you retard. Also why are you acting like those types of relics are impossible? I get plenty with >character slot, then vig and end +3 like picrel
>>532731002
Not me thankfully, just funny seeing karen behavior from an actual shitter like slugma
>>532731007
Either slugma or a butt buddy shitter like him.
>player mistakes
It's slugma he makes many of those, then seethes in the thread after the fact and posts other people's steam profiles because he's a retarded raider player.
>>532731103
The simultaneous meltdowns currently happening in the thread are fantastic content between games. Thread is the best its ever been and we're due for more content in a week.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:50:06 AM
No.532731307
>>532733258
>>532731047
keyboard and mouse are superior (after you've fixed the cancerous default controls)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:51:17 AM
No.532731391
>>532731692
>>532731296
Yeah, sucks that ace, slugma, sneedger and terr have to shit up the threads.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:51:37 AM
No.532731402
>>532731692
>>532731296
There's one meltdown, and people egging him on for sport.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:51:43 AM
No.532731407
>>532731595
>>532731085
>>532730819
Heβs an idiot. I went to every place he pinged until he decided to stop pinging. I actually thought he was having a tard moment and ran to the grace in front of the castle because he couldnβt find the grace from the northwest scarlet forest boss and he didnβt ping so it wasnβt clear what he was doing, so we just kept killing forest bosses. Before the last boss, he even stopped leading to kill trash mobs because he was too scared to start the fight on his own, lmao. What a bitch
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:52:02 AM
No.532731429
>>532772007
>>532731296
>fantastic content
i've been reading the same shit in every single thread for many days now.
if this to you is fantastic content, i don't know what to say. we're very different people.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:54:56 AM
No.532731595
>>532731798
>>532731407
Slugma, you know damn well you werent following me. You did a mine as like your 2nd POI while I was pinging a military camp, and we didnt even end up needing the stone. You routed yourself, and you want to pin it on me that your route didnt work out for you. And I wasn't scared to start the fight, I was getting all the runes I could to recover from your routing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:56:40 AM
No.532731692
>>532731853
>>532734150
>>532731391
Ace was named by numerous people for bitching after games
Slugma had one autistic fit that ended in reconciliation when they figured out there were network issues instead of everyone thinking the others rage quit
Terr seems to be hated by some but those people give the same arguments they used to gaslight slug for exposing tranime as a cheater, so possibly everything against terr is made up, too. The odd viciousness in anti-terr posts is very unusual.
Sneed is an actual unapologetic cheater and troll
slug is banned, ace is currently having a melty and
>>532731402 gets it, sneed isnβt at it right now, and I have never seen evidence of terr ever posting here, only people baselessly repeating he made the tier lists
>t. lore anon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:58:44 AM
No.532731798
>>532731941
>>532731595
β¦youβre mad at someone else for doing mines and you couldnβt clear a basic camp on your own?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:59:42 AM
No.532731853
>>532732189
>>532731692
Bitch I said it was a good game
>>532720218, Slugma's the one bitching and complaining at me and having a melty over ending at 14. I dont understand how I got this rep for being a complainer, its just that every time there's a post complaining people try to pin it on me when almost every time it isnt me. Its a fake reputation.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:59:51 AM
No.532731863
I just had a Raider queue for Heolster that died 3 times to a golem in a church, then sprinted to a gaol to immediately oooOOoOOOOaaaHHHhhOOOAAA out a cuck cube and then instantly die on top of it before ragequitting.
How do shitters this bad exist? It's ridiculous.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:01:29 AM
No.532731941
>>532732189
>>532731798
No bitch, I wasn't mad, I didn't complain about that game. Slugma is the one crying that I didnt lead him right, I'm just saying you cant cry to me about not getting 15 if you didnt listen to me about where to go.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:03:46 AM
No.532732070
>>532732126
They donβt realize itβs just me posting to myself and nobody here is real
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:04:21 AM
No.532732126
>>532732070
Who is "they"?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:04:47 AM
No.532732150
>>532732207
even doe theres dozens of us
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:05:31 AM
No.532732189
>>532732320
>>532732612
>>532731853
>>532731941
listen ace, all we need you to do is admit that starting the rot forest, then doing castle halfway through, then going back to the rot forest is a really weird thing to do
even if i was in that game and followed you and we got level 15, id be confused as hell
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:05:50 AM
No.532732207
>>532732350
>>532732150
nice, we needed to have the dsg schizo here at the same time too LOL
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:07:37 AM
No.532732320
>>532732189
I already explained it, cope or die still mad about it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:07:53 AM
No.532732336
>>532732498
>>532733082
When duos drop, do you think bosses will be less aggro on revive attempts (with two players)? Also higher chances of wending graces perhaps?
+how will we duo chads cope with not having a third person to blame for all the troubles?
+do we expect balance changes in this patch? Or ever?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:08:11 AM
No.532732350
>>532772312
>>532772583
>>532732207
Itβs probably not even him, kek, his βlyricsβ have been getting funnier and more different recently (probably anons having fun, not the actual skitz)
>slug it up, yurm it down
>yeag yeag yeag
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:10:52 AM
No.532732497
>>532731281
>slugma
>a raider player
what the fuck? maybe other people were right and you do have brain damage
him playing raider once in one webm doesnβt make him βa raider playerβ
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:10:53 AM
No.532732498
>>532732336
Its going to be the same super easy scaling as when 1 player drops out of a trio. The game is just going to enable the option to start with 2.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:13:00 AM
No.532732610
>>532731281
>why are you acting like those types of relics are impossible?
you are never going to draw one, let alone 3 relics that all have 2 +3s for useful stats and one additional that's also useful you absolute mentally ill tranny
why are they all for HP and stamina anyway? cause the two things you needed the most were to not die and to run away, I reckon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:13:00 AM
No.532732612
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:14:06 AM
No.532732670
>>532733041
gg for the 2 games, executor
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:20:44 AM
No.532733041
>>532732670
only the executor huh... i see how it is
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:21:20 AM
No.532733079
ironeye why were you afk a whole bunch and why were you hogging radagon's icon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:21:23 AM
No.532733082
>>532732336
duos might kill the game. im already having to spend more time waiting for a game to pop. once the time spent waiting becomes too much more people will quit playing and the time will increase even more making even more people quit etc. theg ame will become a co-op with friends or play solo only game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:21:37 AM
No.532733097
>>532733146
>>532733309
>>532731047
>>532731138
gg anons, fantastic run
I was shitting myself once my controller died, I've play controller on PC since DS1 so I was a fish out of water
I was literally looking up the controls as we played, and didnt even think to look up what the flask button was until night two.
I had no idea how to switch weapons, or how to do heavy attacks.
First fight against super charged bugs, at least I didnt go down.
ggs, thanks for the carry
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:22:25 AM
No.532733146
>>532733097
I wasnt in that game but nice recovery
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:22:45 AM
No.532733171
>>532733309
GG on an ez gigabug run Rev/Ironeye.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:23:23 AM
No.532733208
I'm tempted to start playing raider. I could run 3-4 yards away from bosses before i put the pillar down which would make me a top 0.1% raider player already. Imagine being such a high ranked player in terms of skill, it would be so easy too.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:24:20 AM
No.532733258
>>532731307
double tap shift to dodge? What the fuck!?
It felt okay once I learned the buttons, but fuck me the keyboard+mouse default was as bad as I expected from a japanese game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:25:14 AM
No.532733309
>>532733452
>>532733097
>>532731047
oh i see why you were afk now
that's fine it's happened to me before. had to learn the controls of kbm as i played too
ggs to you and ggs to
>>532733171
>>532709597
I'm awake now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:27:55 AM
No.532733452
>>532740938
>>532733309
Yeah, I can only imagine what it looked like without the context.
I only went down in the rain before the night 2 boss because I realized I didnt know what the heal button was, so thats why I stopped just in the safe zone for a bit.
Thats not even mentioning day 1, where I was trying to figure out how to dodge and attack next to that evergaol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:32:51 AM
No.532733764
>>532733821
>>532733335
Good morning, cutie!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:33:43 AM
No.532733821
>>532734027
>>532734295
>>532733764
You're responding to a middle aged bald man.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:37:21 AM
No.532734027
>>532734295
>>532733821
you forgot to mention that hes brown
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:39:48 AM
No.532734150
>>532734503
>>532735162
>>532731692
>terr posts webm of him being cocky and disrepectful to other anons
>it's all made up guise! People dislike him for no reason!
Why are you full of shit? Just because you don't keep up to date on shit doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Work on you lore, lorelet.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:42:23 AM
No.532734292
>>532733335
finger severing sleepy!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:42:26 AM
No.532734295
>>532735030
>>532772749
>>532733821
>>532734027
I'm none of these things though... I look exactly like Daphne
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:43:30 AM
No.532734349
>>532772749
Nightreign having fana despite being an unfinished hafbaked asset flip garbage really shows how companies like EA and activision remain big.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:45:51 AM
No.532734503
>>532734150
>disrespectul
>videogame
do you also write hundreds of lines of text on a chinese guy's profile after his gank dropped dung pies on you?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:52:54 AM
No.532734921
>>532734996
>>532735114
They should add to Nightreign
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:54:24 AM
No.532734996
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:54:50 AM
No.532735030
>>532736220
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:55:47 AM
No.532735076
fucking hell, sorry for the cursed run recluse
last time I try the tree at lvl2
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:56:22 AM
No.532735114
>>532734921
a godwyn nightlord as $40 dlc
>>532734150
>(You) post a webm being a bad teammate
>look guys, terr made this incriminating post about himself!
sure bud
also, did someone leak the /erg/ password recently somewhere
I actually just played with the two worst players Iβve ever seen in well over a hundred /erg/ games
Made playing with ace seem like a dream
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:57:16 AM
No.532735168
>>532733335
Just kidding, I eep
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:59:10 AM
No.532735297
>>532735441
>>532735162
ggs that was me im new here
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:59:34 AM
No.532735318
>>532735441
>>532735162
>leak
wdym leak
you niggers decided to keep the erg password because you love carrying freeloaders
isn't that the whole point of dropping the niggerg password?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:21 AM
No.532735360
>>532729303
>caturday
die die die
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:41 AM
No.532735373
>>532735441
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:01:55 AM
No.532735440
>>532735873
>>532719298
its unreal someone would post a video of themselves jobbing to a fucking fort boss (only drops blues, no passive option) at level 13(!), while trying to get another key for their crutch relic. You gaolcrutch shitters are beyond help.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:01:55 AM
No.532735441
>>532735913
>>532735297
>>532735318
>>532735373
I specifically mean Iβve never seen an /erg/ match that has an βactualβ gaol chaser and rage quitter, which youβd normally see in randoms, until just now.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:20 AM
No.532735575
>>532735614
>>532775313
Is it uncouth for me to change my name to Effrey Jepstein?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:05:01 AM
No.532735614
>>532735745
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:07:09 AM
No.532735745
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:20 AM
No.532735873
>>532736118
>>532735440
that was 4 hours ago
a)i don't use that relic on ironeye
b)we were on the path to pass by two gaols
c)ur mum was fucked by me man
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:59 AM
No.532735913
>>532736049
>>532735441
i chase jails all the time i like big numbers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:12:06 AM
No.532736049
>>532735913
When I say gaol chasing I mean honest to god ignoring every single thing in the game except gaols, up to and including the rain
I would expect a 6 year old to have played better than that raider
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:13:01 AM
No.532736118
>>532735873
lmao its even better the dumb degen is still here and seething. your mindset is so fucked from being a gaolshitter you cant help yourself. Go on, tell me to kys myself next, your schizo script demands it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:14:34 AM
No.532736220
>>532736360
>>532735030
You played nightreign yet?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:28 AM
No.532736285
>>532736472
532736118
ok
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:16:52 AM
No.532736360
>>532736446
>>532736220
Yeah, are you saying you look like the girl who got brutally murdered in front of the doll?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:18:31 AM
No.532736446
>>532736887
>>532736360
Yup, aren't cute? Tell me I'm cute :D
>>532736285
Chat can I eat this?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:20:12 AM
No.532736558
>>532736771
>>532736472
i would not, but i am not your guardian. do as you wish.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:20:25 AM
No.532736570
>>532736864
>>532719298
do you know how recovery frames work? you need to roll sometime after your character flinches in order to avoid attacks, you can probably attack faster by rolling first to cut short the recovery frames than by spamming attack waiting for the frames to end.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:20:53 AM
No.532736598
>>532736786
>tab out
>didn't realise my mouse cursor moves in game while tabbed out
>end up playing executor for the first time
oh well at least I made sure to put relics on all classes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:23:01 AM
No.532736754
>>532773021
>>532773248
>>532736472
It would be extremely painful
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:23:19 AM
No.532736771
>>532736864
>>532773021
>>532736558
Sorry, but I don't play with guardians. They are very very bad
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:23:27 AM
No.532736786
>>532736598
i have had this exact thing happen to me before where it picked executor without me knowing
small indie company doesn't know how to make the cursor stop when you alt tab
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:24:16 AM
No.532736840
>>532736962
>Decide to que all regular nightlords
>Landing point is at a graveyard
>Duchess gets grabbed by a zombie 2 seconds after we land
>Ragequits
>Ironeye seems a bit new, barely uses skills and keeps firing bow at a distance
>Begin marking where to go
>Ironeye keeps taking his time and lagging behind
>End up having to babysit the Ironeye
>He actually just ends up following close and will not move unless I do
>Gets easily lost even in camps
>Will take nearly 20-30 seconds just to decide what drop he wants
>He has +Charged Sorceries, +Dmg while Two-Handing, etc.
>Isn't even picking up shit for the right passives, have to ping items for him that will benefit him
>The fucking Guard Boost talisman
>End up babysitting him for the entire run, but at least the guy is playing a very easy character that can do some damage
>Even when played very inefficiently
>...
>Make it to Auger
>Misses half of shots because he keeps firing from beyond his bow's range
>He dies to the teardrop nuke
>Doesnt understand you can target it, have to rapidly ping to get him to follow me outside the blast radius
>We kill Auger anyways because its Auger
I think that's enough pubbing for me.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:24:39 AM
No.532736864
>>532736570
i have probably near 4~5k hours throughout all the soulsborne games and 160 or so in nightreign itself. i know how most everything works in these games. the issue is that sometimes I just stop caring entirely and my brain goes retarded. just happens sometimes, man. I could've ulted, I could've dashed sooner, I couldn't chosen to NOT mash R1 and instead dodge. I know all of this. I just didn't do it. It's stupid, but I foun it funny how badly I fucked up lmao.
>>532736771
gonna give you such a slap
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:24:54 AM
No.532736887
>>532743348
>>532736446
Daphne the murdered female in the Revenant remembrance cutscene from Elden Ring Nightreign is cute
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:25:45 AM
No.532736924
someone has, for the first time ever, opened the bridge doors on the large forts to let me skip the basement
I thought it would never happen
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:26:21 AM
No.532736962
>>532737283
>>532737337
>>532736840
damage while 2 handing is good for ironeye because when he shoots he 2 hands his bow
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:27:59 AM
No.532737062
>>532737003
they're doing this to me tomorrow
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:28:15 AM
No.532737078
>>532737390
Anyone up for everdarks and heolstor?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:30:49 AM
No.532737218
>>532737264
>network status check failed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:27 AM
No.532737252
>>532737365
wow i've been reading this thread and some of you guys seem really mentally ill!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:38 AM
No.532737264
>>532737218
restart game we'll be waiting
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:02 AM
No.532737283
>>532737431
>>532737870
>>532736962
this effect literally doesnt work on bows doe, similar to how the 2hand talisman in ER doesnt work for bows
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:56 AM
No.532737337
>>532737431
>>532736962
it doesn't actually do anything though
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:24 AM
No.532737365
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:44 AM
No.532737390
>>532737976
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:34:16 AM
No.532737431
>>532737283
>>532737337
oh
we should kill ishizaki
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:37:21 AM
No.532737647
>>532737771
>>532737814
Im eepy again
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:17 AM
No.532737771
>>532737647
I want to unsubscribe from this blog.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:37 AM
No.532737793
>>532737919
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:58 AM
No.532737814
>>532738603
>>532737647
I'm gonna jack off in my bed, come join me sweety
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:59 AM
No.532737816
>>532737863
>>532738021
gg adel. sry bout that just woke up
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:40:39 AM
No.532737863
>>532738021
that was rough, had nothing good ranged so had to rush in melee and WoG/crucible tail him to death
>>532737816
np sorry for the random dc at the shelter, dunno what happened
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:40:46 AM
No.532737870
>>532738179
>>532775313
>>532737283
"Does not apply to bows"
wow lol what the fuck
there were times when i held 3 of those because i wouldn't find anything better
i seriously struggle to understand why translation problems get so deep.
does japanese have incredibly specific words that can't be translated into english in any way?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:41:31 AM
No.532737919
>>532737793
i definitely don't need it..................
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:42:33 AM
No.532737976
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:43:11 AM
No.532738021
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:45:25 AM
No.532738179
>>532739089
>>532737870
these games are made in english and are intentionally esoteric at all levels from the mechanics to the lore because it generates user interactions like the one you're having right now.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:48:58 AM
No.532738405
take 2
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:49:12 AM
No.532738420
kek here we go round 2
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:52:00 AM
No.532738603
>>532738760
>>532737814
Nta but can I join?
I thought steel guard with damage reflection was supposed to stop FSB's charge attack? It didn't for me
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:54:30 AM
No.532738760
>>532738603
Only if you have a small cock.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:55:13 AM
No.532738810
>>532738710
sometimes the pillars also get ignored, just doesn't work sometimes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:55:30 AM
No.532738825
>>532738710
It builds a bunch of stance damage I think and you need a few to stop him, like how sometimes he can can a rock and not stop
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:57:35 AM
No.532738953
>>532738710
You need to land a hit directly on its face. Depending on the angle you hit it at, it might not have counted.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:59:41 AM
No.532739089
>>532739250
>>532775313
>>532738179
hilarious cope
the descriptions are shit because the people writing them are unskilled low iq offshore workers
as usual, they couldβve just had one underpaid non offshore English speaker do that work without fucking up, but slave drivers have generations of experience convincing idiots that dumb slaves are the best thing ever
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:02:31 PM
No.532739250
>>532739440
>>532739089
They literally have a studio in Los Angeles with probably 100+ devs who dont speak a word of Nip.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:03:46 PM
No.532739336
>>532738710
It's a bit wonky because of the massive knockback he deals in steel guard. Honestly, with how tanky Guardian is, you have better odds of just charging a two-handed attack and trading during his charge. You do need to hit it right in the face/head to deal a lot more stance damage. It's surprisingly effective from the few times I've done it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:17 PM
No.532739440
>>532739519
>>532775313
>>532739250
And Iβve worked in a US-based fortune 100 company with about 10k English speaking high skill employees and guess what?
They still did the same fucking thing everywhere they could
I think 80% of us effectively were full time βsolving the problems unilaterally created by offshore workersβ employees
But it happens because the people involved in making the mess get lots of fucking money out of it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:28 PM
No.532739519
>>532739670
>>532773968
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:04 PM
No.532739670
>>532739519
I didnβt say Indians once, but thanks for outing yourself. One of the worst I personally had to deal with was an Eastern European
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:36 PM
No.532739707
>>532739939
have you guys tried the new chinese soulslike?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:10:09 PM
No.532739742
2/3 night aspect
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:10:24 PM
No.532739754
sry 4 the afk at day 1 my old cat threw up so had to take care of that
>>532739757
gg, what the hell was that cloud in the end lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:03 PM
No.532739850
>>532739757
is that our brave trans queen
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:08 PM
No.532739854
>>532739909
>>532739962
>>532739808
i have no idea, i was wondering that myself
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:52 PM
No.532739909
>>532740004
>>532739757
>>532739808
>>532739854
Isnβt that just a poison perfume
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:28 PM
No.532739939
>>532740169
>>532739707
why ask this in the elden ring general and not /v/
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:45 PM
No.532739962
>>532740004
>>532739808
>>532739854
that cloud is the acid perfume that lowers enemies attack power, or something like that. You see it on the merchant sometimes, and often in the wagon starter camp
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:14:23 PM
No.532740004
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:16:09 PM
No.532740116
acid spraymist, lowers physical attack by 10 or 15% I think, I like it for heolster and adel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:16:58 PM
No.532740169
>>532775480
>>532739939
>having anything constructive on /v/
here is closest thing available, i'd ask the soulslike general some here tried to make a while back if it wasn't shitposted to death by some mentally ill zoomer pretending to be dsg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:41 PM
No.532740262
adel feels so much easier to fight unlocked
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:51 PM
No.532740275
>>532740421
also ty guys, got an upgrade for my rev build
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:19:41 PM
No.532740327
>>532740479
I play every single souls game with mouse and keyboard. I tried it with a controller and just couldn't do it it felt weird
Hey, that's pretty good, no?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:21:34 PM
No.532740421
>>532740541
>>532740890
>>532740275
Sis....that first effect is not very good.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:22:40 PM
No.532740479
>>532740327
Same. I just don't like the limited camera control.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:23:37 PM
No.532740541
>>532740421
I like the effect
>>532740372
very good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:28 PM
No.532740645
>>532740817
>>532740372
No, the only skill dutchess cares about is the skill attack power. Getting the full dagger combo off is a pain in the ass so that one is hard to find a use for.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:27:47 PM
No.532740787
>>532740997
gg adel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:28:15 PM
No.532740817
>>532740645
yea but it fun
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:29:35 PM
No.532740889
>play anything as solo Wylder
>easy game always
>play the same thing as Executor
>get my ass kicked
I don't get it, aren't the deflects supposed to be more generous frame-wise? Why do I keep fucking up with those when I don't fuck up with normal rolls?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:29:36 PM
No.532740890
>>532740421
>10% damage bonus whenever you have your best summon up isn't good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:30:28 PM
No.532740938
>>532733452
go install ds4windows or dualsensex depending on what you use and open them everytime before you launch nightreign, if it says your controller is around 10% you could get away with doing one match but after that you gotta go charge it
btw you missed morgott's cursed gs in the castle basement lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:31:18 PM
No.532740997
>>532740787
gg another rough and tumble but still good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:32:13 PM
No.532741071
>>532741030
It was CE'd in so yeah.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:32:17 PM
No.532741075
>>532741030
1st effect? yeah it's good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:33:18 PM
No.532741141
>>532740372
sheeeit gimmie dat
>>532741030
yeah 1st and 3rd are very good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:33:48 PM
No.532741183
>>532741030
GIVE THAT TO ME
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:33 PM
No.532741237
>>532741030
yes
the hp restoration might be low but it's a nice bonus
the rest are both perfect for revenant
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:37:29 PM
No.532741451
>>532741620
>>532741742
>Trying to keep up with someone who seems to know what they're doing
>The map is apparently now Lost Izalith
>They get below me somehow
>Look for a path down
>Fall into lava and instantly die
>Next match is trolls throwing pots at us and demolishing the group in what can only be described as CBT
I have no idea what the fuck is ever going on in this game, everyone is either some kind of meth addict parkour god or genuinely retarded
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:30 PM
No.532741516
>>532741705
>>532741706
I got a milkshake and will queue some everdarks soon because I need more purple vbucks
I apologize in advance for my shit performance
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:40:10 PM
No.532741620
>>532741451
map is static, so after a few matches with randoms you'll know a lot of the weird shortcuts and valuable locations
for now it's probably best to follow, unless you want to go solo and explore a bit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:20 PM
No.532741705
>>532742156
>>532741516
don't even bother queueing if you're not B tier or higher on the tierlist
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:23 PM
No.532741706
>>532741958
>>532773847
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:55 PM
No.532741742
>>532741451
you'll learn the map little by little
follow the parkour gods
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:45:22 PM
No.532741958
>>532741706
Some kinda berry shit I think? We just got a regional version of grimace shake in my shithole, the exact taste profile eludes me still.
2/3 yip yip yip yip
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:48:10 PM
No.532742146
>>532742063
duchess you can go hug him whenever you like since he's your property
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:48:18 PM
No.532742156
>>532742208
>>532742373
>>532741705
This reminds me that I've queued with terr multiple times and yet never landed in the tierlist, what gives
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:07 PM
No.532742208
>>532742465
>>532742156
you were so shit you weren't even worthy of getting on the tierlist
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:51:35 PM
No.532742373
>>532742465
>>532742156
You were lower than D-tier
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:52:47 PM
No.532742465
>>532742208
>>532742373
How can anybody be worse than tranimelover2004 or revenantismywife?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:53:54 PM
No.532742541
>>532742692
I am sorry slugma, I was playing with one hand only cuz I choose Duchess....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:54:44 PM
No.532742602
damn, borealis trolling and I never ever saw heolstor do that before
I always thought when he went into the air, heβd land straight down, but he flew threw the air 40 feet towards me and landed on my head
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:55:26 PM
No.532742648
two corpse wax cutter's from the gargoyle's blackblade destroys the gigatear from augur
something to keep in mind for the future giga version
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:05 PM
No.532742692
>>532742541
understandable
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:15 PM
No.532742707
>>532741030
not really, the fixed bonus is worse than % ones and I doubt the 2nd effect restores enough to be useful.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:57:42 PM
No.532742786
>>532742907
>>532742063
*hug and a smooch*
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:19 PM
No.532742881
>>532742063
*hugs you as a Revenant
:3
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:40 PM
No.532742907
>>532743089
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:41 PM
No.532742909
>>532743213
2/3 my xisters
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:43 PM
No.532742912
I drink two or three beers and then I rape
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:01:21 PM
No.532743021
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:01:29 PM
No.532743030
Looks like the trooncord is out in full force today.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:02:20 PM
No.532743089
>>532744391
>>532742907
You okay cutie? How much did you eep today
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:04:10 PM
No.532743213
>>532742909
I don't have all damn day.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:05:59 PM
No.532743348
>>532736887
i look just like the character model for Daphne the murdered female in the Revenant remembrance cutscene from hit Elden Ring spinoff video game Nightreign which means that you think i am cute, therefore aw thank you!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:06:10 PM
No.532743367
>>532743787
i have my character selected if the queue pops
gonna go get a drink and piss. might be afk at the start for a couple min if it do
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:06:45 PM
No.532743398
>>532743556
gg adel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:08:56 PM
No.532743556
>>532743398
gg wyld & duchi
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:12:09 PM
No.532743787
>>532743820
>>532744041
>>532743367
Ew, you drink piss?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:12:29 PM
No.532743806
>>532743823
1/3 for all bosses password erg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:12:48 PM
No.532743820
>>532743787
You just waste all that water and minerals?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:12:54 PM
No.532743823
>>532743903
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:14:00 PM
No.532743903
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:18 PM
No.532744041
>>532743787
not my own only others
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:21:23 PM
No.532744391
>>532745016
>>532745263
>>532743089
Not enough... too much work and stress need more eep
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:28:41 PM
No.532744927
GG wylder/ironguy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:28:50 PM
No.532744938
>>532745190
gg healer rev and wylder, the night is far from over
Morgott will never be loved by his mom and should kill himself
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:29:37 PM
No.532745000
>>532746295
>>532747561
I have over 170 hours in the game. How do I do the jump attack with the Wylder skill?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:29:44 PM
No.532745016
>>532745263
>>532747162
>>532744391
Need more cuddles too and a little making out, it's a really good de-stresser
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:32:02 PM
No.532745190
>>532744938
old man was just defending his flower garden!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:32:27 PM
No.532745230
>>532713965
sote talisman only CHUD
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:32:52 PM
No.532745263
>>532745365
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:34:08 PM
No.532745365
>>532745263
revenant shibari....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:36:25 PM
No.532745516
>>532745586
THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION: ACE!
THE GOAT Pepe!, THE GOAT EXTREMIST!.
GAWDLIKE Sludge merchant! GAWDLIKE ZABITO BOGA! GAWDLIKE Zorban! GAWDLIKE Jellyfish! GAWDLIKE Mofu!GAWDLIKE Ukonzaemon Usu--!
BASED ZdradaEnjoyer! BASED ender lilies fan! BASED JUST! BASED Fishcake! BASED Raven! BASED Sens! BASED Devil Knight! BASED WillyJohnson! BASED Archetype Earth!
good terr good slugma good Naggerman good banderson good Lotus good Mush good Kohtalos good MoonCricket good Yys good Minerva good MAN-BIRD good Wazoo goodSer John good Osledor good Freud good MARZ
aight AIIIIEEEEEEEE aight bratty aight Pradaktar aight Doug aight Cardboard aight God aight COCA aight Shugo aight Quintoneus aight Zane aight Itsumade aight Bjark aight Clumsy
mid Shiftyduck mid mesugaki mid Lemur mid RevenantIsMyWife midRemance
DOGSHIT Sneedgar! DOGSHIT Tranimelover2004!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:37:20 PM
No.532745586
>>532745516
Boring popularty contest tierlist
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:38:21 PM
No.532745670
>>532745921
>>532745985
Is carpe diem usually a ping spamming faggot?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:41:56 PM
No.532745921
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:42:37 PM
No.532745985
>>532745670
How else would one seize the day?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:43:16 PM
No.532746039
>play as duchess
>raider and wylder once again keep dying to libra constantly
>once again have to solo a boss because reviving them just makes them die within 15 seconds
Maybe duos will be good h-haha
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:43:41 PM
No.532746070
>>532746215
still no updated fog gate randomizer for er :(
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:45:25 PM
No.532746215
>>532746070
they're waiting for Tarnished Edition to update, certainly.....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:46:13 PM
No.532746295
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:47:52 PM
No.532746421
>>532746915
>>532746921
>1/3
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:04 PM
No.532746653
gg day 1 crater that was cool
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:05 PM
No.532746656
nopony queuing....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:17 PM
No.532746678
>>532746768
>>532746823
What an epic fight.
Day 1 legendaries and we destroyed everything on our way. We did well, boys.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:20 PM
No.532746682
>>532746768
geeg
that was fun
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:52:27 PM
No.532746768
>>532746810
>>532746823
>>532746682
>>532746678
imagine the post-match orgy...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:53:05 PM
No.532746810
>>532746768
legendary orgy
>>532746678
Too bad I didn't record the fight. It was a marvel.
>>532746768
There was no orgy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:54:37 PM
No.532746921
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:55:31 PM
No.532747001
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:56:07 PM
No.532747045
>>532774374
die niggers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:56:08 PM
No.532747047
>>532746823
i only clipped one thing from the run and it was dumb
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:56:09 PM
No.532747049
>>532746915
>no ass
>thin legs
disgusting.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:56:35 PM
No.532747080
>>532746823
>There was no orgy.
You're just saying that to avoid jealousy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:57:14 PM
No.532747134
>>532746823
i only clipped one thing from the run and it was dumb
(it'd help if i uploaded it)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:57:33 PM
No.532747162
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:58:27 PM
No.532747240
I'm trying out Revenant, what are the best spells to keep an eye out? All the dragon communion ones seem too costly, discus of light is spammable but kinda shit, Elden Stars are slow and costly, while the damage could be better. So far it seems to be that lightning spear or black flame are the best incantations out there. Is that right?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:02:30 PM
No.532747561
>>532745000
what do you mean? you jump and then attack?
or you mean the relic effect? the attack with fire buff?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:04:17 PM
No.532747690
>>532747559
Communion spells are for Reclussy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:04:36 PM
No.532747718
>>532748206
>>532750143
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:05:24 PM
No.532747775
>>532747559
no flame of frenzy is the best spell
other good spells include black blade, catch flame, beast claw and death lightning
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:06:10 PM
No.532747850
>>532747559
maw and roar are good, just avoid the breaths
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:07:12 PM
No.532747927
>>532748412
>>532747559
all of the dragon cummunion spells are really fun, you just have to stack fp cost reduction. If you can stack that + some incarnon damage and get Dragonmaw, that thing will *CHUNK* everything. It's also fun to bite stuff.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:10:28 PM
No.532748206
>>532747718
Is BBH just legally distinct darth vader
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:13:08 PM
No.532748412
>>532747927
I like that claw a lot the double slam and aoe radius makes it good for mobbing not just bosses and that's going to be so much of what you're doing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:14:27 PM
No.532748509
>>532748896
>>532747559
>discus of light is spammable but kinda shit
If you find it keep it on you regardless, it's Rev's 9mm pistol spell that you can always fall back on
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:19:44 PM
No.532748896
>>532774374
>>532748509
cat is this real?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:19:55 PM
No.532748918
>>532749281
Cute!
How come only Revenant gets such a cool animated cutscene and unique music in her remembrance quest?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:22:35 PM
No.532749182
>>532747559
Lightning spear and the basic fireball spells are you bread and butter
Honed Bolt and Lightning strike are good if find them
For dragon communion I only bother with Rot/Ice breath, Greyrolls roar, Agheels flame and placidusax's ruin
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:23:43 PM
No.532749281
>>532748918
Spellbound soon, this was a test of the aesthetic
trust the plan
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:24:21 PM
No.532749349
>>532749428
which one for rev?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:25:21 PM
No.532749428
>>532749349
Neither, keep rolling til you get the Rise as a secondary effect on some really good relic
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:56 PM
No.532749705
>>532749584
see this is why you just kill these guys instead
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:29:18 PM
No.532749739
>>532749584
>dark souls skin
as expected, utterly retarded and low skill
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:29:58 PM
No.532749792
>>532749584
Wylderbros...
I'm gonna start drawing out day 3 boss fights if drooling sub 50 IQ browns keep dying to the boss constantly
>keep infinitely dodging as duchess
>make the fights last 30 mins
>brownoids quit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:30:56 PM
No.532749869
>>532749981
>>532752041
2/3 for libra password erg
join up
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:31:45 PM
No.532749927
gg adel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:31:46 PM
No.532749930
>>532750005
>>532749815
There's only one day 3 fight bro...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:26 PM
No.532749981
>>532750039
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:39 PM
No.532750005
>>532749930
and there's multiple expeditions
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:33:16 PM
No.532750039
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:46 PM
No.532750143
>>532747718
bro's aura is too strong
>>532749815
do you really value 30 minutes of your time less than one random person's annoyance?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:38:06 PM
No.532750404
The had was honestly the most fun adventure Iβve had in a long time
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:39:22 PM
No.532750510
>>532750283
back in the day, this was called trolling
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:37 PM
No.532750615
>>532750283
my man is the sort of guy to invade people in ER and sit on the elevator button until they alt+F4 rather than try to kill the host
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:44:32 PM
No.532750903
gg, I donβt remember everything being able to one shot at such high levels. never saw a full hp damage reduction passive the whole game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:45:41 PM
No.532750987
>>532749815
This causes steppe people to lose their shit.
is it better to charge sorceries or just spam basic cast e.g. rancorcall (not having any charged sorcery passive buffs)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:52:58 PM
No.532751578
>>532752159
>>532752375
>>532751493
Iβm a noob but I swear on things like rancorcall itβs double the cast time for 10% more damage
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:53:10 PM
No.532751594
>>532752375
>>532751493
Whichever works best for ya
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:58:21 PM
No.532752041
>>532752183
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:59:42 PM
No.532752159
>>532751578
Yeah about there 1.10-.1.25 it's more mp effecient but it's less dps almost across the board. I don't even know how many charged sorc/incant buffs it would take to even make it hit the same dps as just normal spam.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:59:59 PM
No.532752183
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:02:03 PM
No.532752375
>>532752445
>>532751578
>>532751594
since I'm a peabrain and forgot you have an armoury box in the sparring grounds, I tested this with duchess on one of the dummies
it deals 40% more damage but light casting allows you to get 2nd cast in much faster so you'd deal more damage doing that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:02:47 PM
No.532752445
>>532752375
Nice. Whichever works best for ya will be the best.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:03:30 PM
No.532752520
>>532751493
Spamming will usually deal more DPS, while charging will be more FP efficient.
The exception is when you have passives that boost charged spells.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:03:56 PM
No.532752547
>>532751493
Either works really, just comes down to how efficient you want to be with your FP and what openings the boss gives you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:05:02 PM
No.532752671
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:05:30 PM
No.532752714
>>532752864
>>532772097
Kissing cute boys...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:06:25 PM
No.532752796
>>532752975
I finally got mods working on my pirated copy.
Hanlon's razor strikes again, I thought they purposefully making pirated copies not work but as it turns out modengine3 is so retarded that the folder the executable is in NEEDS to be called "Game"... ... ...
new problem: there are no mods to install, even the randomizer is unfinished
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:07:05 PM
No.532752864
>>532752714
>tfw not cute
a girl did call me cute once, but I think she was just being polite
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:08:16 PM
No.532752968
>>532753272
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:08:18 PM
No.532752975
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:08:32 PM
No.532752997
>>532753182
gg wyld & rev
why the sad gesture at the end? :D
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:10:14 PM
No.532753182
>>532752997
>failed a jump trying to get the rise while circle was closing so i had to leave it to you
>fell off the hawk taxi in the crater so i had to take a different one
i'm dumb...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:11:06 PM
No.532753272
>>532752968
based zoomer that enjoys youtube.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:16:15 PM
No.532753765
>>532753850
no one here is yys
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:17:10 PM
No.532753850
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:18:13 PM
No.532753949
>>532753883
revenant if she sith
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:18:25 PM
No.532753962
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:19:12 PM
No.532754041
>>532754101
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:19:45 PM
No.532754101
>>532754405
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:19:59 PM
No.532754137
gg platypus
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:21:37 PM
No.532754314
>>532754835
>>532755006
i secretly like getting into games with jellyfish
they're cool and route well enough and are fun with play with
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:05 PM
No.532754370
Who are the confirmed rev/duchess/recluse mains here for grooming?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:34 PM
No.532754405
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:55 PM
No.532754441
>>532754550
>"stam on attack" stacks with "stam on attack+1", but neither stack with their duplicate
why?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:23:31 PM
No.532754496
the queen's black flame weapon art on the godslayer greatsword or whatever...what the fuck were they thinking with how long this takes to do? you can get 3 L2s from rivers of cum in the time it takes to do 1 of this piece of shit. why does fromslop have these abysmal weapon arts in a game where enemies are so mobile?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:24:06 PM
No.532754550
>>532754441
leads to bad gameplay loops doing that. Players would do braindead when setting up relics.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:25:26 PM
No.532754684
so i found out you cant duplicate weapons from red corpses. the ones that have the player's name who dropped them. i had 2 and the option to dupe was grayed out on both at noklateo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:26:53 PM
No.532754835
>>532754912
>>532755310
>>532754314
do you want to date her?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:27:40 PM
No.532754912
>>532754835
Yeah... She's cute
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:28:38 PM
No.532755006
>>532755310
>>532754314
That's a man.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:30:03 PM
No.532755130
>>532755558
You'd have to pay me money to fight everdark bugs ever again. Such a boring ass fight.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:30:09 PM
No.532755138
>>532755215
Torches should drop more often. They're fun to use.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:30:50 PM
No.532755215
>>532755754
>>532755138
No they arent
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:31:48 PM
No.532755310
>>532755368
>>532754835
>>532755006
i'm aware that's a man i'm stating a fact that out of all the people i've played with jellyfish is consistently good
>>532755310
Jellyfish is a girl you retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:33:19 PM
No.532755457
>>532755368
you're a retard bitch fuck you i don't give a shit if they're a dog on the internet
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:34:22 PM
No.532755558
>>532755130
its okay with meme fire weapons. fighting it normally with a melee weapon it does suck
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:34:22 PM
No.532755561
>>532716073
>people still using my dumb webms
I have contrarian syndrome, who is the least played character so I can be a special snowflake? I was going to guess the Recluse.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:36:25 PM
No.532755754
>>532755215
You sound like a homosexual.
>>532755368
Jellyfish is a man you retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:36:55 PM
No.532755813
>>532756925
>>532755719
I shit you not,
Guardian
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:38:13 PM
No.532755907
>>532755719
>I was going to guess the Recluse.
Probably her.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:39:14 PM
No.532756008
>>532756925
>>532755719
Don't play Recluse please, play Guardian instead.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:39:20 PM
No.532756015
gg 2dogs
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:39:54 PM
No.532756073
>>532756682
looks like its starting
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:40:31 PM
No.532756127
gg mouth
dunno what happened there, got caught in a network connection error loop until I killed and restarted the game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:42:54 PM
No.532756364
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:43:07 PM
No.532756382
>>532756925
>>532755719
It's Guardian for sure.
Unique gameplay + underpowered when compared to everyone else + furry design = ultimate snowflake character.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:44:19 PM
No.532756493
>>532756758
>>532747559
>physical
any beast incant aside from Gurranq's Beast Claw
Pest Threads
melees are bad DPS but usually high poise damage
>fire
anything black flame
Burn O Flame
Catch Flame/O Flame
Flame of Frenzy
Theodorix Magma/Magma Breath
Frenzied Burst
>lightning
everything's usable but usually not amazing
biggest numbers from Ancient Dragon's Lightning Strike (fat fucks only), Ice Lightning Spear (pointblank), Death Lightning
best ease of use from Lightning Spear, Honed Bolt, Lightning Strike
>holy
Elden Stars (cast once and switch, can't have multiple out)
Triple Rings of Light
Discus of Light
Wrath of Gold if you're desperate
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:46:24 PM
No.532756682
>>532756073
It was already going on but it got triggered for sure.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:47:11 PM
No.532756758
>>532757057
>>532756493
add all of the blood ones to this for being fun
blood claws is point blank
blood flies i donβt know if you can have multiple out but itβs quick
the the mohg special blood shart, good for enemies who stay still for a bit or are large
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:49:05 PM
No.532756925
>>532772326
>>532755813
>>532756008
>>532756382
Looks like it's time to BIRD UP
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:50:29 PM
No.532757057
>>532760673
>>532756758
Somehow completely forgot those but yeah, Bloodflame Claws is great and Bloodboon puts in work if they stay in it. Never tried flies.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:51:17 PM
No.532757125
>>532757258
insane revenant gang lol
the castle rooftop boss was a massive boon for me
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:52:28 PM
No.532757243
ggs on ze bugs
i thought one of you didn't have a good fire spell so i dropped that frenzied flame seal but i coulda used it myself...oh well we raped them anyway
>>532755719
hey i like yer image
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:52:37 PM
No.532757258
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:54:30 PM
No.532757457
>>532757807
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:57:03 PM
No.532757692
>>532757896
>>532757912
GG 3rev fulghoats
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:58:17 PM
No.532757807
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:59:07 PM
No.532757896
>>532757692
gg, shame that last gaol was an ancient dragon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:59:18 PM
No.532757912
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:01:36 PM
No.532758126
>>532758493
was there two different 3rev parties at the same time
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:18 PM
No.532758280
>>532758475
or perhaps there were zero 3rev parties
hmm....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:57 PM
No.532758350
3revs having a party at Chuck-E-Cheese's
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:05:16 PM
No.532758475
>>532758280
but I was in one...!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:05:30 PM
No.532758493
>>532759142
>>532758126
yeah, we did the bugs
since I started playing her recently I've been getting alot of 3 rev parties, you guys seem to really like her
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:06:52 PM
No.532758637
>>532759154
You find a Grafted blade in Noklateo. You dupe it and drop it but second person just walks away without duping for third.Do you drop yours so third person dupes or do you keep it because they also might not even know to?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:07:43 PM
No.532758727
>>532758801
gg bird and raider
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:08:27 PM
No.532758801
>2 ironcels in the team
>gaolcucks rushing and dying to sentinel
>get to day 3 and they think they're clever by not going to the door when I can just spawn them in after some time anyway
>both get wiped by augur as I was just watching them be absolutely retarded
>they ragequit
>kill the boss anyway
>70h and 100h playtime players
>both have eachother added on steam
>ukraine
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:09:25 PM
No.532758892
>>532763208
erg 2/3 gaping jaw, need a cute a cute wylder main
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:10:10 PM
No.532758972
>>532758860
>ukrainian
yeah, and?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:49 PM
No.532759142
>>532758493
She's the funny meme variety character for me. Not a bad pick but honestly not even close to the best characters outside of rare instances.
I was with you on the bugs (darkness skin)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:52 PM
No.532759151
>>532759507
>>532758860
Impossible. All Ukrainian males have been drafted.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:54 PM
No.532759154
>>532758637
give it to the third whatever even if he doesnt dupe it i dont need that crutch, now the marais i wont drop because i like the weapon art
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:13 PM
No.532759464
Does poison do anything for super adel?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:44 PM
No.532759507
>>532759151
>dodge draft to play fromshit games
death could be preferable
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:18:30 PM
No.532759753
damn moth... got away. gg rec and wyld
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:19:29 PM
No.532759842
>>532760441
erm sorry for dipping out of that bbh fight...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:20:19 PM
No.532759919
>>532761159
geeg
damn bratty moth needs correction
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:25:46 PM
No.532760441
>>532759842
>grab flask
>check which boss is near the church
>it's the buck breaking, ball busting, brow beating hunter
yeah, i wasnt sure if we could even kill him in time lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:28:10 PM
No.532760673
>>532757057
flies is pretty crap, unfortunately they used the nerfed version, it takes longer to bleed someone with that than by simply hitting them with a katana
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:29:20 PM
No.532760776
>>532761259
>>532758860
I can't believe my countrymen are shitters and ragequitters
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:29:46 PM
No.532760815
>>532761218
>>532761313
>guardian is the tank class
>works better solo because he has no aggro skills and the lower enemy poise has better synergy with his guard counter playstyle
What the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:33:37 PM
No.532761159
>>532759919
>everdark bugs sometimes spawn on the other side of the map for some reason
>one of the bugs will sometimes not die when animus dies
bug fight is still the buggiest even after the bug fixes, sasuga fromsoft
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:34:14 PM
No.532761218
>>532760815
>tank class
that's Raider and Guardian is the turtle support class.
>no aggro skills
skissue, get in the enemy's face with a good guard boost and shield poke then cycle whilrwind and charged halberd R2s with whirldwind relic (if you are based)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:34:43 PM
No.532761259
>>532760776
I have nothing against them, it's just luck of the draw with randos.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:35:23 PM
No.532761313
>>532762759
>>532760815
guardian does not work better solo wtf
do you want every fight to take forever if you're just gonna guard counter? go fight a crucible knight alone without your team and you'll see
Birdbros eat your heart out on this guard boost
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:39 PM
No.532761442
>>532761538
>>532761656
gg bug
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:37:36 PM
No.532761530
>>532761667
How much damage does powertance do compatred to one handing?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:37:42 PM
No.532761538
>>532761405
>155 guard boost
do you start to gain stamine by blocking at that point? lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:20 PM
No.532761601
>>532761787
>>532761405
I got this much and more while playing spellcasters and Ironeye
Makes me really depressed about the absolute state of Guardian
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:40 PM
No.532761627
>>532761860
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:56 PM
No.532761656
>>532761863
>>532761442
gg bug, lmao at the wylder who jumped into the Crater during the 1st day rain
Going for legendary corpses ?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:39:05 PM
No.532761667
>>532761838
>>532761530
depends on the weapon and nightfarer
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:39:06 PM
No.532761668
GG Revenant and other Wylder. Hand of Malenia + Eleonora's Poleblade was really fun.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:00 PM
No.532761739
gg gigadel executor and recluse
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:22 PM
No.532761769
gg gigafulghor guardian and guardian
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:32 PM
No.532761774
>went into the spirit shelter with 8 shards
>discarded two for crabs
>didn't even use a single one
Revenant life when discus drops
>>532761547
You joke, but Guardian with Witch's brooch relic effects and 'stamina on attack' will give you stamina or maintain it a bit
>>532761601
picrel is my most HP so far as Ironeye, tank tier HP bar
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:52 PM
No.532761814
geeg Fartis and Gnoster
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:10 PM
No.532761838
>>532761930
>>532761667
I just wanna know if it's betyer to use one strong weapon or powerstance two weaker ones
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:24 PM
No.532761860
>>532762039
>>532761627
another kornheiser for my collection
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:25 PM
No.532761863
>>532761656
kek i didnt realize there was no jump to the flask where we were. i was expecting to just grab it and jump out. once i realized i was screwed yes i just looted corpses and did get moghwyn's spear but also lost a ton of runes and didnt even get to level 10 til like halfway thru day 2
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:13 PM
No.532761930
>>532762029
>>532761838
again, depends on the fucking weapon and whos wielding it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:31 PM
No.532761958
>>532764063
Lots of weird stuff happened during this run.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:43:17 PM
No.532762029
>>532762338
>>532761930
You an AI or something? Do I need to give you every tiny bit of detail? use your brain
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:43:26 PM
No.532762039
>>532762428
>>532761860
have one more. deepest lore
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:44 PM
No.532762168
>>532762261
>>532767252
>>532761787
Holy fucking main character stats, the night will go on for a bit I guess
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:45:52 PM
No.532762261
>>532774374
>>532762168
thumbnail looks like a weird darth vader if you squint from a distance
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:46:32 PM
No.532762338
>>532762437
>>532762029
In that case just go experiment in the sparring grounds, what the fuck do you get from asking here?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:03 PM
No.532762387
>>532767252
>>532761787
did you see if one of the merchants had the hp boost flask? with that much it would give you a ton. i always buy good physicks from the field vendords because theyre 5x cheaper than the (((nightlord))) merchant
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:31 PM
No.532762428
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:34 PM
No.532762437
>>532763115
>>532762338
I get not having to startup the game when I'm doing something else.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:40 PM
No.532762545
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:51:03 PM
No.532762759
>>532767252
>>532761313
>if you're just gonna guard counter?
Who said that?
Guardian has other moves than just guard counters, but it doesn't change the fact that when solo you can stagger most regular enemies with two counters, and bosses with two to three.
Also Crucibles aren't slow to kill as Guardian, unless you're blocking their entire combos instead of guard countering after one or two hits, and riposting normally instead of doing a charged R2 when they get stance broken.
>>532761405
If you have reflect + stamina recovery on hit all you really need as Guardian is his starter shield upgraded to blue.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:51:34 PM
No.532762801
more like evershart slobberin amirite
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:54:50 PM
No.532763115
>>532762437
Okay, since you're busy think about which weapons you want to consider. Powerstancing lighter dex weapons like straight and curved swords can produce good dps if you're not shit at the game, but is only worth it on characters who have high dex to begin with. A strong one handed weapon could be just about anything depending on your preferred character, equipped relics and playstyle. Start up the game later, pick a character, and equip them with a bunch of different stuff, then compare the numbers. What other answer you may seek, I don't know.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:55:40 PM
No.532763208
>>532758892
THANK YOU BRAZILLIAN WYLDER
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:56:33 PM
No.532763283
>>532762996
based recluse making the dsgtroon seethe hard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:57:44 PM
No.532763401
>>532763721
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:57:45 PM
No.532763402
>>532762996
>yuria skin on screen
recluse is doing everyone a favor
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:59:49 PM
No.532763602
>>532762996
ive never seen the buzoian in any match
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:09 PM
No.532763630
>>532763469
only if you hate niggers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:59 PM
No.532763721
>>532766804
>>532763401
>class that can go centaur mode like that one Crucible Knight and get the mounted moveset with weapons
Would be kino, make it STR/FTH too so I can run fast while casting incantations.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:00 PM
No.532763724
>>532763469
Only if you love browns
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:51 PM
No.532763802
>>532763469
Only if you can find anybody
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:53 PM
No.532763803
>>532763469
Only if you don't mind playing with nothing but revenants.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:31 PM
No.532763867
>>532751493
you can often find weapons with charged sorcery passives, which give a significantly better boost than just the improved sorcery ones
plus there are damage reduction while charging spell passives, too
so I feel like charging is generally better
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:34 PM
No.532763869
>>532763469
only if you jerk off to bbc
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:28 PM
No.532764063
>>532761958
Raider was walking on air before I disconnected lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:39 PM
No.532764154
>>532764406
Just me or does BBH spawn alot more when you have crater on?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:03 PM
No.532764204
>>532762996
Kill yourself, Terr.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:27 PM
No.532764243
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:00 PM
No.532764297
>>532762996
Alive yourself, Terr. You are built for BDC.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:15 PM
No.532764406
>>532764623
>>532764154
after discussing this with my discord xisters on the official /erg/ discord server no, to be honest it does NOT feel like that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:10:24 PM
No.532764623
>>532764406
didn't ask about your mentally illness
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:11:10 PM
No.532764697
>>532764802
>>532765343
geeg
wylder gang gang
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:11:17 PM
No.532764706
>>532767623
gg adel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:26 PM
No.532764802
>>532764697
>change my stats to int with libra
>only find a single staff that run
feels bad
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.532764860
dogshit wylder
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:53 PM
No.532764923
>>532765183
Snuggle your imouto
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:05 PM
No.532764939
>>532765087
>>532767252
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:25 PM
No.532765084
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:27 PM
No.532765087
>>532764939
the beastieboys live in limveld for 1 night only!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:38 PM
No.532765107
dogshit executor with the tranny dress skin
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:22 PM
No.532765183
>>532765653
>>532764923
I love my sister
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:54 PM
No.532765235
>Network status check failed
Lovely game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:49 PM
No.532765343
>>532765479
>>532765638
>>532764697
I see Mush and his next grooming victim.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:13 PM
No.532765384
>>532765515
>get legendary day 1
>game disconnects me
this is rigged
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:11 PM
No.532765479
>>532765530
>>532765343
Jellyfish or Bjork?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:29 PM
No.532765505
>Cords End is mega insanely rare
>Just gives you twigs that AT BEST allow you to do one more boss kill in the rain on night 2 after the main night 2 boss.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:34 PM
No.532765515
>>532765384
>clear 3 sorc rise towers
>glintstone pebble
>glintstone pebble
>glintstone pebble
t-thanks
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:42 PM
No.532765530
I wonder how terr feels. 90% of the general hates him yet he queues up with us every day solely to update the tierlist.
No one likes playing with him. No one likes interacting with him. Will he kill himself soon?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:43 PM
No.532765534
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:40 PM
No.532765638
>>532765690
>>532766319
>>532765343
AHHHH FUCKIGN MUSH!!! Leave some cute girls for the trest of this, this is fucking absurd!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:48 PM
No.532765653
>>532765183
I love your sister
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:21:14 PM
No.532765690
>>532765775
>>532765532
No, mari has a strong mind.
>>532765638
They're all men though.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:06 PM
No.532765765
>>532765532
>Will he kill himself soon?
sure hope so
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:10 PM
No.532765775
>>532765932
>>532765690
Jellyfish is a girl, she's such a cutie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:28 PM
No.532765803
>>532765532
I played with him and it was fine
>>532765532
*one samefagging dude hates him
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:23:45 PM
No.532765932
>>532765775
No tits no proof.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:14 PM
No.532765973
>>532766064
>>532766714
tfw no ironeye bf(female)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:22 PM
No.532765986
>le one guy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:34 PM
No.532766016
>>532765859
don't talk about yourself lil nigga
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:25:00 PM
No.532766064
>>532765973
That sounds oddly specific
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:38 PM
No.532766217
>>532761547
No, these numbers are retarded and don't actually mean what they show.
You can get 0 stamina block by using Scholar's Shield on something like a Fingerprint however, and that is without Guardian's shield stance, just regular blocking.
That can be tested in the training area.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:06 PM
No.532766257
>>532766376
>>532765859
I have him blocked for being uncooperative and running off alone half the game. He's a fag.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:09 PM
No.532766262
>>532766437
>>532774780
What the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:21 PM
No.532766281
>>532766712
2/3 all bosses
please queue
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:47 PM
No.532766319
>>532765638
just groom more
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:23 PM
No.532766376
>>532766519
>>532766257
Shitters filtering themselves because they need to be carried is so funny
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:27 PM
No.532766392
fuck sry guys my game crashed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:55 PM
No.532766437
>>532766262
His mother didn't teach him that boys can't get pregnant.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:24 PM
No.532766485
>>532766531
>>532766616
To any women out there just know that you are hated and despised (by me <3)
Elden Ring (Shitreign)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:48 PM
No.532766519
>>532766864
>>532766376
It's a team game. If you want to play alone, go queue up solo.
Retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:49 PM
No.532766525
>>532766975
>>532767426
damn
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:52 PM
No.532766531
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:55 PM
No.532766535
>>532765532
NO NO NO dislike this xister
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:38 PM
No.532766616
>>532766485
this but for men
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:44 PM
No.532766712
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:45 PM
No.532766714
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:32:49 PM
No.532766804
>>532763721
the duskbloods trailer has a guy that turn into a trex and does a grab attack
one of the DLC crucible knights has that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:28 PM
No.532766864
>>532774091
>>532766519
Legit 3 to 4 hours straight not too long ago of a fag like you arguing that if your teammatesβ noses arenβt glued to your ass without you even needing to ping, thatβs βgoing off alone, not listening to me, I tried to lead themβ
What are you, Ace?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:40 PM
No.532766975
>>532769457
>>532775016
>>532766525
is this why erg duchess anons want to fuck raider over wylder?
>>532762168
Most HP I've had as birdman so far. He will has S scaling in HP iirc so he's going to have the most HP. Imo he should have S in Endurance and give Raider an S in Vigor seeing as you are encouraged to trade as him.
>>532762387
No, I didn't but I will start doing that now more often now that you mention it. I often buy green turtle necks (dirt cheap) and the 2 healing stones and sometimes the green stamina boost flasks for Birdman. The Night 3 merchant is in cahoots with the (((Demon Merchant))), but you didn't hear that from me.
>>532764939
Maliketh Jr squad over here
>>532762759
Well yes, but look at the passive, Guardians starter has no passive and playing the same every match gets boring, take advantage of good RNG.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:38:54 PM
No.532767426
>>532774545
>>532766525
Told you he's a fuck ugly swarthoid, looks samoan even though he's supposed to be a norse-themed viKING.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:39:11 PM
No.532767451
>>532765859
you're replying to that very dude
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:42 PM
No.532767623
>>532768395
>>532764706
Gg I was afk after we gaped gape, we got some good gear that run. Wylder, Ironeye and Raider is a solid comp to no ones surprise.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:47 PM
No.532767634
>>532767816
1/3 pc erg sovereigns
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:13 PM
No.532767804
Sex with Jellyfish Duchess (Darkness)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:20 PM
No.532767816
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:26 PM
No.532767826
>>532768030
>>532767252
extremist is better than you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:27 PM
No.532767946
>victory
>a network error has occured
>booted before reward
which one of you is from brazil
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:57 PM
No.532768010
>>532768202
gg Rev and Raider. Reminded me of how much stupid running I'm gonna be doing for ES Caligo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:44:16 PM
No.532768030
>>532768379
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:45:50 PM
No.532768202
>>532768010
gg other rev, yeah thats why I like Caligo the least - all the fucking running around
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:02 PM
No.532768363
>>532729047
>EU hours
Itβs literally middle eastern retard, donβt project Abdul
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:13 PM
No.532768379
>>532768551
>>532768030
nta but devil nigger is dogshit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:28 PM
No.532768395
>>532767623
>Wylder, Ironeye and Raider is a solid comp to no ones surprise.
I'd go so far as to say its the best one, you just stagger everything you come upon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:58 PM
No.532768551
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:51 PM
No.532768642
>>532773190
>>532767252
>Well yes, but look at the passive, Guardians starter has no passive and playing the same every match gets boring, take advantage of good RNG.
Sure, better shields are always welcome, I'm just saying that Guardian isn't really dependent on getting them.
Also, while the lack of passive does indeed suck, I like that his starter shield doesn't have a skill, since having easy access to certain weapon skills is really helpful, even if he doesn't have much MP anyways.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:38 PM
No.532768725
>>532768874
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:47 PM
No.532768854
>>532763469
>should i play with discordtroons and cheaters
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:02 PM
No.532768874
>>532768958
>>532774812
>>532768725
My daughterwife Rya can't possibly be this cute!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:48 PM
No.532768958
>>532768874
Correct, she cant
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:58 PM
No.532768976
Why birdman get flung 5000 feet even in super block stance
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:05 PM
No.532769094
>>532769187
Why is Guardian's skill so dogshit without enhanced duration. Why is guardian the only character that wants 5 different relics to play okay.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:00 PM
No.532769187
>>532769094
Because he's weak and needs a dozen buffs to come up to par with the rest. Mes while Duchess -only- needs "improved skill attack power"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:27 PM
No.532769234
>>532769426
gg adel sry my game crashed
who has the worst ultimate in the game? revenant?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:18 PM
No.532769426
>>532769234
GG Duchess and Revenant. No problem, I always assume that it's a crash because its happened to me before.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:34 PM
No.532769457
>>532775016
>>532766975
erg sluts are the worst, they're racist, transphobic, and hate and utterly disregard lore
they wanna self-insert but they don't want to be niggers nor trannyfaggots so they pick Duchess, and then they wanna be degraded in a gangbang when Raider clearly would never and Duchess is happily married to Wylder
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:50 PM
No.532769485
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:52 PM
No.532769491
>>532769551
>>532769657
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:00 PM
No.532769514
>>532769875
>>532769915
>>532769413
>is the skill that can resurrect the entire team, make them immortal, and situational heal them bad
Uhhhh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:23 PM
No.532769551
>>532769491
haaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:59:23 PM
No.532769657
>>532769491
>mini-stagger and damage-buff is le bad
position yourself better and the rock wont bother you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:04 PM
No.532769875
>>532769514
Just don't die?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:22 PM
No.532769915
>>532770174
>>532769514
>no one dies
>skill is useless now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:17 PM
No.532770028
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:00 PM
No.532770108
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:09 PM
No.532770126
>>532769413
definitely raider, because compared to all others he's the only one that can unintentionally and frequently grief
I'm between Recluse or Revenant for number 2, almost never use them, they're good but much more situational than all the others
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:36 PM
No.532770174
>>532769915
with ghostflame or team buff it's always useful
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:37 PM
No.532770178
>>532770494
free damage during phase transitions or nukes where you dont have to run away and instead can keep hitting your target thanks to the revenant immortality is... le bad
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:05:02 PM
No.532770326
>Be me
>Ironeye
>Level 6
>Reculse marks castle's waterway
>Realize we are meant to go down
>Sprint in
>See Bellbearer
>Do 180
>Reculse and Raider decide to fight anyway
>Join them
>Things are going ok
>Everyone is baiting and blocking him while other 2 damage properly
>BBH gets to the corner
>HUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH
>Have to stand like an idiot for next minute until rock goes away.
first match with one of you where I actually got pissed off. annoying bitch player whole way through, bad connection, died constantly, used weapon that sucks for their character and would be much better for me but didn't drop it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:06:21 PM
No.532770479
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:06:29 PM
No.532770494
>>532770178
>still have to heal before or after ult concludes
>still get staggered or knocked down
the immortality part is only to save you from fuck-ups and isn't useful "playing offensively".
The offensive part comes from the strengthens family and allies during ult relic effect.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:35 PM
No.532770641
>>532771034
>>532771818
>>532770375
drop their name xister!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:58 PM
No.532770703
>>532773014
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:12 PM
No.532770724
>>532771763
>>532747559
>Is that right?
yes
that and frenzied flames
i also like the giant fireball
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:36 PM
No.532770769
>>532770375
you're not entitled to other players' weapons
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:43 PM
No.532770912
>>532769413
The only good part is that it buffs teammates (not you tho LMAO) with a relic
But that's a relic slot wasted on a relic that isn't gaolslaving so it's shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:11 PM
No.532770975
>>532774091
>>532769413
Rev ulty is big dam for the team
auto include in a S rank e-sports team but useless for bad teammates like Ace for example.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:46 PM
No.532771034
>>532770641
sorry i made all that up i just wanted attention
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:04 PM
No.532771413
>>532769413
Anyone saying anything but Duchess is braindead.
i would suck George Martin's dick for a ghostflame explosion & frenzy flame relic.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:24 PM
No.532771554
>>532771449
shit yourself worthless troon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:41 PM
No.532771592
>>532771449
I have explosion+dragon cult buff+max FP per Rise
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:49 PM
No.532771610
>>532730193
Damn cheaters are so pathetic
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:46 PM
No.532771723
>>532772132
>>532771449
I got this a month ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:06 PM
No.532771763
>>532770724
all the good rng incantations that aren't tied to the seal:
black blade
triple rings of light
bloodflame talons
swarm of flies
frenzied burst
rotted breath/ezkyke's decay(the only worthwhile breaths unless you have a recluse to use them during her ult)
stone of gurranq(okay damage but massive stagger)
honed bolt
lightning strike
frozen lightning spear
frenzied burst
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:10 PM
No.532771771
>>532730767
They're spiritual third worlders and behave like them out of respect
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:32 PM
No.532771818
>>532770641
No, I don't want to put someone on blast if it's a one time thing, maybe they're just new or have a bad match. I haven't seen them before
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:20 PM
No.532772007
>>532731429
He's delusional its been like this for weeks and its boring as shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:05 PM
No.532772097
>>532750283
Welcome to the internet
>>532752714
Itβs a girl retard
>>532755368
Retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:30 PM
No.532772132
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:51 PM
No.532772306
>>532772621
I don't know why you have to obsses over certain posters...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:54 PM
No.532772312
>>532732350
No its definitely him and if you think that's funny you need a lobotomy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:22:00 PM
No.532772326
>>532756925
cute image
gross Dravidian post
sad to see
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:23 PM
No.532772583
>>532732350
it's gennie culture thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:39 PM
No.532772621
>>532772701
>>532772306
I'll tell you this as an immigrant of a dead tg general, having a few 'popular' thread figures is neccessary for the longterm health and culture of the general. Once they dissappear the soul disspears from the general too and it;s only downhill from there
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:28 PM
No.532772701
>>532772621
this 100%, we need Nox back
and Hana
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:31 PM
No.532772709
HESITATION
IS
DEFEAT
What is it with revenant players and breaking away from the group to go do rises
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:52 PM
No.532772749
>>532734295
Holy fuck she's cute literally my wife
>>532734349
I dont get it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:26:45 PM
No.532772865
>>532772721
Dragon school outfit? Yeah, those guys are retarded.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:02 PM
No.532772904
>>532772721
I need my crack shards bro
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:11 PM
No.532772921
>>532773258
>>532772721
I don't play revenant but it's the free shards, weapon drop and rise fp buff.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:20 PM
No.532772941
>>532773258
>>532772721
they want FP
follow them for a free reward. You can get good passives there
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:28:00 PM
No.532773014
>>532770703
par for the course for exesissies
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:28:02 PM
No.532773021
>>532736771
based
>>532736754
what is happening here
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:28:18 PM
No.532773049
>>532773258
>>532772721
>doesn't know how to solve rises immediately for free gains
sasuga
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:29:31 PM
No.532773190
>>532768642
That's true Weapon art shields are comfy, funny little tidbit, in the Network Test his shield has the shitty 'shave' weapon art they changed it to 'No Skill' since, they know.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:05 PM
No.532773248
>>532736754
Seal you on the other side
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:10 PM
No.532773258
>>532773427
>>532773473
>>532772941
>>532772921
>>532773049
yeah if they're on the way but they always run halfway across the map so you have to fight the giga bosses as duo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:16 PM
No.532773270
>>532772721
Easy Starlight shards, Max FP with the relic and magic flavoured loot orb
whats not to love about rises
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:04 PM
No.532773360
>>532773615
>>532773631
GG on gigadel rev and ironeye, I was kinda lame in this run but its been jolly and fun anyways
Forgot to check Ironeye's HP on day 3, lmk if you got fun passives again
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:18 PM
No.532773386
>>532737003
My dick on the bottom
Recluse/Revenant/Duchess on top
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:32 PM
No.532773427
>>532773258
realistically if they don't go for them on their own then it's never going to be part of the pathing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:06 PM
No.532773473
>>532773258
you didn't specify that
just one example of bad routing, I don't think it's character-specific
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:22 PM
No.532773615
>>532773826
>>532773360
gg Wylder and Ironeye
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:27 PM
No.532773623
>>532773515
fuck off retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:31 PM
No.532773631
>>532773826
>>532774162
>>532773360
Gg Wyldbro, I got spoiled that run with Erdtree favour, arrows sting talisman and a bunch of ranged-specific passives, and the poison/rot was a cherry on top. Felt like the latter part of day 2 went so far, though I didn't get a chance to use my toolset in the rotted woods that much.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:00 PM
No.532773685
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:35 PM
No.532773761
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:40 PM
No.532773776
>>532773515
dsgsissies...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:52 PM
No.532773802
>>532773515
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:02 PM
No.532773826
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:13 PM
No.532773847
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:11 PM
No.532773968
>>532739519
>poljeets thinking they can play the meme game
not a fight you can win raj
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:04 PM
No.532774071
>>532773515
terrsisters...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:13 PM
No.532774091
>>532766864
>>532770975
Can't stop thinking about me huh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:49 PM
No.532774162
>>532774718
>>532773631
Amount of wholesomechungus sharing was huge, wish I didn't absolutely FUCK UP my relics before queuing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:38:37 PM
No.532774246
>>532746915
average female reaction to a wylder
>>532755719
>I have contrarian syndrome
you and everyone else on this site
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:38:54 PM
No.532774291
this pic just reminded me, why the fuck is there a perfume charm when the only damaging perfume is the fucking lightning one wich is a consumable? lol
i dont think poison, acid and bloodboil actually get affected by it right? maybe we're gonna get the other elements(as consumables probably) with the DLC? if one of the new charas is like Thioller then that wouldnt be a bad idea(i would prefer an actual weapon over consumables desu), sure Rev's claws are fucking dogshit but they do a lot of "revive dmg", maybe that new guy could do something similar but idk about getting a posible "Revenant2" lol, no idea what the ult could do be tho, maybe a busted Rolling Sparks and an added element dependant on the weapon or something? maybe guaranteed DoT status effects?
what are /erg/'s ideas for the next nightfarers? i wouldnt mind just getting an equivalent of the Hunter from Bloodborne, a very fucking boring Paladin guy(wether healer or tank) or some weird fucker thats like Duchess but instead scales with ARC or something
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:39:39 PM
No.532774374
>>532747045
Kek
>>532748896
Yes dumbass
>>532762261
That's the intention
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:40:50 PM
No.532774495
>>532774618
>>532755719
We can tell by this doghsit dyketroon art you feel the need to share
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:41:15 PM
No.532774545
>>532767426
at least now from can lay claim to those sweet deibuxx :)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:41:51 PM
No.532774618
>>532774886
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:42:51 PM
No.532774718
>>532775302
>>532775312
>>532774162
I noticed the Rev was using lightning incants so I dragged a lightning scorp talisman from the rise to the body of water, only for the damn BRAT to not even pick it up.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:43:23 PM
No.532774780
>>532766262
He didnβt get my cock in his ass to calm him down due to his mother hogging it all
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:43:39 PM
No.532774812
>>532768874
Correct, because she's my daughter wife, back off
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:44:23 PM
No.532774886
>>532774618
VR chat troonie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:45:32 PM
No.532775016
>>532766975
not a thing
>>532769457
the first part is good albeit the rest is dumb
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:00 PM
No.532775061
>>532771449
You would have to dig through miles of fat to find the fabled 4 incher. Also George has nothing to do with that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:07 PM
No.532775302
>>532775714
>>532774718
To Be Honest gigadel is stupid-resistant to lightning, and iirc we both were also pinging the glintstone blade that she actually ended up picking instead. That was definitely a strategic move that was carefully considered.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:10 PM
No.532775312
>>532775714
>>532774718
Adel has 50% lightning resist dude, otherwise i would have
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:12 PM
No.532775313
>>532735575
No why would that be uncouth?
>>532737870
>>532739089
>>532739440
Hit the nail on the head plus struck a nerve. What company did you work for out of curiosity? Thatβs pretty cool
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:49:44 PM
No.532775480
>>532740169
the dsgtroon is 35 dumbass get zoomer cock out of your head
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:48 PM
No.532775714
>>532775302
>>532775312
Fair enough, I was half-joking to be fair. Well played all the same.
>>532767252
one random had 3330 HP
maybe he was cheating
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:59 PM
No.532777062
>>532776338
>guardianeye
kek
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:09:05 PM
No.532777793
I got a connection issue, sorry Wylder
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:13:27 PM
No.532778314
>>532776338
what about his/her/their relics?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:47 PM
No.532778732
>>532776338
>that HP and AR
Probably a relic cheater.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:22:04 PM
No.532779383
>>532769413
nightreign sss lister here
>best
-recluse, clears the entire camp for me, easy stacks
-ironeye, similar to recluse
-duchess, good for doing a lot of damage while boss is confused
-wylder, tons of dmg mostly for single targets
>dogshit
-executor, literally do less damage than normally, good for health/regen only
-rev, what a dogshit character, even with tons of stacks all she's good for is lightning spears
-guardian, in a game where you need to do a ton of damage, you got a faggot standing still and at best doing 2 bar revives
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:46:14 PM
No.532782132
abhorrent post