Thread 532768062

Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When does Project Epoch release?
Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST

>What is Project Epoch?
Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.

>What are some of its features?
New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.

>Latest News
In anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.

>Previous
>>532756650

IM IN

Where do the new ships and zeppelins take us?

>>532768062 (OP)
need a whitemane findom on kezan

>>532768062 (OP)
first for priests

I LOVE MY WIFE <3

>>532768062 (OP)
pov: you are green

You disssssturb the plans of Gurubashi, little one.
ITsssss TOO LATE FOR YOU!
TOO LATE... FER AAAAAALLL OF YOOOU!

>>532768062 (OP)
>removed pve server from op
NIGGERSLOPPAFAGGOT

Kill Horde scum.

gurubashi love

This server is already not fresh enough.
People are just too far ahead.
What's next?

Built like a Rock
Stout as my Cock

IT FUCKING BLEW UP

>>532768196
*rapes your wife*

wtf is with troll feet

Post your main

>>532768062 (OP)
love epog anons so much!!!

gurubashi dwarf male shamans link up

>>532768275
kezan troons seething

Hello, yes?
Yes.
Put them all to the back of the queue.

>>532768354
>mpreg emoji

FRESH WHEN??

>>532768275
that's good
the less people rolling there the better

How are the mods? All trannies or actual normal people for a change?

>>532768293
fundamentally designed for BOC

Pvp server confirmed to be the brazil/ESL backfill server AHAHAHAA

Whitemane is mine! mine!

END OF SERVICE IN 15 MINUTES

30 SECONDS YANKS! GOD BE WITH YOU

>>532768196
can I fuck her tits?

for kalimdor...

mm rape is good

>>532768441
literally everyone on staff is a tranny and there is already a planned maintenance schedule for a daily dilation where they take the server down to give a chance for everyone to dilate

It's almost time

>>532768124

it's gonna be great

GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOLD NOW

>Sankis wasn't taken
Old fags are a dying breed...

>>532768386
>I tried to warn them

>>532768441
On discord? troons, but that's to be expected.
In-game GM's? Probably troons as well

>ASMONGOLD SPOTTED ON GURA
Is this *real* or faggot that stole name? We may never know.

AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS CONNECTING

>>532768527
truth pilled. They will never be women.

"I play on kezan"

SERVER IS DOWN

I'M OUT

>>532768386
legit terrified of that player queuueu number

>>532768458
my only regret is us PVPGODs cannot transcend our boundaries of gurubashi and genocide all the pve shitters once we get bored

IT'S ON

aoiyuki won

I'M ALREADY OUT

>>532768545
>>532768554
Absolute degens

I contacted blizzard but now they're sending lawyers after me? Wtf?

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>Literally every time I open the game the setttings reset to pic-related
Huh?

i'm going for 1st death of server, wish me luck

>still cant decide on class
Its over for me

>>532768653
Hope you have your south american translator, gonna be hard to find groups when everyone is screeching in monkey

>Unable to connect. Please try again later.
It's so fucking over

You did download the new update they released an hour ago? RIGHT?

CONTACT BLIZZARD SUPPORT

>>532768763
FUCK YOU

>>532768797
Of course

>no server menu waiting room
>you just have to spam login and pray
oh shit oh fuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>532768786
What class have you played the least of?

>>532768607
100% stolen, they're asleep

NEW UPDATE BUILD 3327 IF YOU ARE ON BUILD 3326 YOU NEED TO RESTART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>532768796
Pajeets, chinks, eurofags, huehues, french canadians, they are all spamming the button. It's so over.

>>532768772
your config file must be set to read only

>>532768631
that's me on kezan

BLIZZARD HELP
THE GAME ISNT WORKING
BLIZZARD

>>532768753
open your email to confirm
why are you making your account now

>>532768752
These threads are moving f-fast

>got in but was booter out before loading finished
Welp I guess that's that. I'm never going to catch up now.

>>532768786
same
maybe next fresh we'll be ready, maybe...

POCHIE POCHIE!

Im in, sucks to be you.

GURUPOCHIE

IM IN

>>532768891
fake and gay

>>532768876
warlock, only class ive never played at any cap

so, gurubashi has an enforced 50/50 faction ratio right?
So what happens when horde ganks the alliance off the server and nobody can create a horde character anymore?

This launch is gonna end in tears, bad move to do it on a Saturday. Even blizzard does it on Thursdays.

Is it worth playing this now? I feel like i'm behind.

>>532768891
I've launched the updater like 4 times, no update. Don't listen to this anon

>xhe doesn't have the streamer client
ngmi

IT'S UP

>>532768957
post a screenshot of your current gameplay with the text "sucks to be you" typed in the chat box

>>532768989
Do that then for the freshest possible experience

Let me in...

LET ME IN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I NEED TO PLAY AN UNDEAD PALADIN

>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEAD ON ARRIVAL

I'M PULLING HOGGER, STAY BACK

server when pls

>>532768893
That was it, thanks anon.

>>532769012
They transfer you to Kezan as planned

>>532769021
>he wasn't the first person to log into the server
It's already over lil bro, you'll have to wait till next fresh

>>532769004
stop being broke

Is anyone else stuck on connecting? It keeps giving me an error???

>>532769012
it'll be turned off after day 2 since the tourist pop is going to drop

BLACK PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY HERE

Any streamers worth watching that'll be doing the Epoch leveling experience?

I'M IN HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm ready

I'M IN I'M IN
LETS GOOO

>>532769004
>>532769121
I have the same graphical glitch.

>>532769018
>60k accounts? fuck me

>>532769012
well it means just that, no more horde toons allowed and existing ones have to wait in queue until enough alliance logs in

Are we supposed to be launching the game through the Installer, or the Project Epoch launcher?

Warrior or hunter?
I'll probably end up leveling both and hunter might have an easier time getting ahead of the mob but finding groups as a dps...

>>532769121
>he didn't update his client

DDOS?
don't need that, playerbase will kill it anyway

>>532768796
>>532768753
>>532769095

>>532769175
>>532769228
b8

>>532769021
You're behind the curve. It's too late.

Remember to join DESU Kezan bros!

>>532769214
I just do it through the installer since random updates can happen

>>532769249
WHERE IS THE FUCKING QUEUE
LET ME IN

>>532769162
sex

they have to let me in first because im the main character

>woke up
>had my coffee
>took my morning dump
ready to game

SNEEDLESS
FREE THE SNEED
FREE SNEED
SNEEDLESS
NEED FOR SNEED
FREE SNEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my gnome priest is orc-only :3

>>532768062 (OP)
What do I choose anon, Priest or Druid?

>>532769249
But queue is not enabled...

This discord is pure autism

>PvP server already confirmed to be DOA in a month
Reminder you can still apologize and come to warmode PvE (Higher pop, Higher Skill ceiling server)

>>532769249
They are dilating please be patient

>>532769276
I'm gonna join a normie guild. 4chan guilds are just begging for annoying drama

>>532769109
>>532769021
>>532769270
no...

I'm in, you have to close the game client and reopen it

>>532769289
Whitest paladin player

Do we have any confirmed real guilds already planned?

>>532769276
Sneed > Desu

I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOIO

>>532768354
nice Airplane! reference

WE ARE GOING TO WAR, ANON! KILL ALL THE ALLIANCE TROON!

I need to take a shit and a quick shower, can u guys login for me?

>>532769320
gross
>>532769338
normalfags are genuinely worse than "nerds"

Guess I'm not playing this weekend
I'll go make dinner

I didn't get to finish my addons :(

NICE QUEUE RETARDS

why isnt it connecting lol

>>532769354
DESU is a chat channel silly

>>532769289
whitest gurub player

>>532769394
Nothing to play anon, the server has fucking exploded

>>532769408
sure
post your account name and password

>>532769347
but I want a lower skill ceiling so I can farm n00bs

>>532769370
Hoping for on Kezan.

Ill end up having to queue because reserving my other character names is more important

Let's see if all that WORK we put in on the gurubussy's will pay off, good luck boys.
Remember, we all got our hands dirty.
Wash before you enter the sacred halls.

You have to uninstall and reinstall to get in

>>532769474
but he's playing kezan

>>532768372
How about a Gurubashi dwarf male paladin?

>unable to connect
>please contact blizzard for help
kek

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

MONKEY NOISES

So as a Prot Pally should I instantly dip into the Ret tree for Pursuit of Justice before filling out my Prot tree?

what's the average age here these days? can you report in

>>532769370
pretty sure it's gonna be the

I got in

TMINUS LESS THAN ONE MINUTE

>>532769550
At least wait until servers are expected to be up before pushing these pranks

Mom said it's my turn to play!

Success!

LAUNCH THEME
https://youtu.be/qJY6TRfvq9s

IT BEGINS

Success!

gringos de merda

>SUCCESS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I'M IN

>>532768062 (OP)
>I will down the realms about 10 mins before launch to enable queues!
it's already over huh

Can someone explain why I should play a private server when it'll probably die in a year and is just the same recycled game as any other private server

SUCCESS!(?)

Success!

IM IN

>>532768353
1 minute... see you there!

>>532769589
Classic is an old men's game. So 30ish.

>>532769320
my gnome priest will be frens with anyone as long as they're nice! :D

can't wait to waste my time grinding and finsubbing to hot female humans

SERVERS ARE OFFLINE AAAAAA

HOGGER ALREADY DOWN
GROUPS ADVERTISING FOR DEADMINES IN GENERAL CHAT
I CANT EVEN LOG IN
ITS ALREADY OVER

SUCCESS

IT SHOWS OFFLINE TO ME

BLIZZARD SAVE MEEEEEEE

It's dead, Jim.

And it's down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

shit

its time

OOK OOOK OO)K

>servers offline
okay, do I exit realm selection and try again or wait on this screen?

is this spyware like turtle wow is

>>532769716
for a success it sure is taking it's time

Welp, guess were waiting on the next fresh

Only cute trans gals should be allowed in ;3

blizzard C&D it...

I'M IN

F

Thank you shena

>>532769730
we crushed them

IT'S JOEVER

I'm in I'm ahead of the pack don't even bother starting now you'll never catch up.

IT'S OVER

it's over

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's over

I'm in

*that one echoing wet fart sound*

>>532769616
Both servers are on fire.

IM IN

IM ACTUALLY IN

IM IN

ENJOY THE QUEUE FAGGOTS

>>532769770
>>532769819
kezantrannies

Connected
OH SHIT OH MAN

epoop

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

I'm reserving even more character names RIGHT NOW

RETEIVING CHARACTER LIST

i'm in, holy shit

IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN

IM FUCKING IN

IM FUCKING IN

IM FUCKING IN

IM FUCKING IN

I’m in the queue
Position in queue: 79

LOADING INTO WORLD....

I knew it. its over.

IM STUCK AT CONNECTED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>stuck on connected
uh oh

IM IN!!!!

(((CONNECTED)))

>>532769754
>>532769758
>>532769770
>>532769810
>>532769818
>>532769819
>All kezan
Holy shit pvptards in shambles

>connected
>nothing happens
guess I wait for next fresh

I'M IN

>>532769962
>faggot elf
leave

I'm stuck on connected

>>532769991
THEY GOT US....FUCK

>logged on wrong character
FUCK

we're so back

FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS I CLICKED AS SOON AS IT WAS ONLINE WHY AM I NOT IN

Unplayeable, see you next week

>he didnt get world first hogger kill
>he didnt get world first deadmines clear
>he didnt get world first login
Just fucking uninstall...

IM IN

APOLOGIZE

My journey ends here...

LOL it's lagging so bad holy shit. Server crash inc

>>532770000
Names in kezan get autocreated to gurubashi, retard

I'M IN

>>532770000
they copied characters to Gurubashi so they dont show on the list

Lets get to gaming bros.
https://youtu.be/doFnCzUxLU8

400 QUEUEM8GKD

Connectedbros...

please god don't leave me with these animals

stuck on loading screen kek

cant even talk to NPC kek

>position in queue 2707
it's over

not bad desu

>>532770061
Ayyyy carlito

3984 in queue...

>instantly click
>get stuck on connected for a while
>Kezan is full, 600 queue

Fuck you.

>Retrieving character list
Yep it’s fucking over

>RETRIEVING
>CHARACTER
>LIST

6k on queue
poggies!

>spot in que: 537
m-maybe next fresh then....

>finally connected
>put me in a fucking 6.8k queue

kekaroo

>>532769659
You probably shouldn't the CMs are very ban heavy so it'll probably die sooner than later.

>>532770157
>samantha chan
>phoneposter
post cock NOW

It's over for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCiC-H2Xbg

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLKKKKKKK

>>532770074
>so few ppl
Doa

Time to play umamusume while in queue

7225 in queue

im in but it's like 10billion ping

FUKCCCC I AM SO KEKED SISTERS

>>532769659
Not gonna sell it to you were already unironically full

Oh..

I didn't get in....

QUEUE AT 4 HOURS AND COUNTING

>Position in queue: 643
>Estimated time: 84 min
>>>>>>84 min

unplayable lol

I logged out because it's literally unplayable I'll be back later

>Queue 1823
It's over

YEAAAARHG

>infinite loading screen
h-help

Im in but can't play because the lag is insane KWAB
EFLOP FLOPPED

gulp

>>532770119
>>532770123
>>532770143
>>532770145
>>532770190
>>532770194
>>532770215

you can tell which people are tourists and which have actually played private server launches before, there are tricks to get in earlier and you shouldn't have a queue

>>532769339
kezan

>>532770190
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532770102
>0.00000001 FPM

LEVEL 2

Queue bros don't be too sad. You can't even get any of the quests and everyone is just stuck running in place every 15 seconds anyway.

There is like a 3-4 minute delay, LOL!

>>532770228
>>532770230
>>532770215
>>532770281
oh nononono

Why does the time keep changing between like 2 minutes and 30? That doesnt make sense video game.

>6.5k queue after spamming login as soon as it was available
yea ok fuck this i am going back to turdle

blizzard are laughting at us...
it's over

>>532770262
Anon...

>>532770317
hold brother

>>532769681
Why can I see your roastie's beef curtains through her trousers?

See you next fresh

Place 1500 in queue.... Anyone in? Is it playable?

i have to imagine mulgore would be a complete ghost town right now if not for druids

yeah ok.
maybe I'll play this shit tomorrow.
I'm not a child anymore I ain't got time to sit in a queue.

It's over
Fucking niggers I was on the mark

YOU ARE ALREADY BEHIND THE CURVE WAITING IN QUEUE

Lmao wow niggers are so dumb

Greetings from Azeroth!

Pretty cool

>retrieving character list
I shouldnt havent even bothered remaking my character

imagine being +1000 in the queue

Game is unplayeable guys, you're not missing anything. Logged out of my gnome to try and play with a character from kalimdor and now I'm stuck in a loading screen

thanks for stress testing, retards

I'm not sitting in a queue. I'll start playing tomorrow.

>>532770413
just alt-tab crybaby

Everyone is frozen... its over.

>>532770412
>FRESH UND FASHY

disconnected from queue XDXD

>disconnected from server
it's over

Turtlechads keep winning

ah yes, the pserver experience

The only reason to play private servers is to enjoy the launch with everyone else.
Since Epoch decided to take this experience from me, I will be returning to Turtle wow.
See you next fresh.

>Wait in queue for 3 minutes
>You have been disconnected from the server
nice :)

>>532770356
>>532770367
>>532770396
>all these people in queue
you are pathetic and should go play retail or ffxiv

I wouldn't worry about the queue all that much seeing as a server crash is imminent

did anyone really think it'd be playable this laucnh weekend?

>move 10 feet from the starting quest giver
>DISCONNECTED
NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY

Server crashed as I went to kill a rabbit lmao

>>532770261
I'm in but everyone is unknown and walking in a spot and can't do anything at all ;d
ahh disconnected from server XD

and it's dead. Btw how do you interact with npcs if someone is standing on them? What is the hotkey?

>queue not moving
its so over

DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER

>>532769493
level 2 before DC, gg PvE won

AZEROTH CANNOT HANDLE THE PRESSURE HER WOONS

>Queue starts getting close
>You have been disconnected from the server

LOL, Im not even gonna try to log in today. have fun.

CRASH

>>532770301
>>532770189
>>532770182
MADE ME WAIT 5 MINUTES ON THAT SHIT AND THEN KICKED ME

>servers went offline
LMAO

>server down
It's ogre blizz got them

>Psyoped all the browns to gurubussy
>Done it all for the queue
>Disconnected from server
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FOR SAKEN MEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOH

Server can't handle shit, good job Epoch team

>>532770281
>>532770262
>>532770230
>>532770228
>>532770215
Dont worry, it's literally unplayable.

Again, where's the retard who said "layers (for the first week or two) are le soulless"?

Do pservers even have layer technology?

maybe i'll just take a nap actually

I'M BACK IN

disconnected...

Oh...

FRESHLY DEAD

HMMMMM GUYS ITS OFFLINE???????????????

Turtle is waiting for you, white man.

>>532770330
Suck my dick, server's down. Good job you got to play for ten attoseconds thanks to your ebin tricks

I made it to the mine and disconnected...

i shouldve installed that addon that auto accepts quests...

Well it seems like I’ll be quitting Epoch. After yet another server crash or unexpected restart, it already feels like a waste of time. I've lost hours to crashes and rollbacks, and honestly, I could’ve spent that time doing something more productive or enjoyable. I had considered supporting the server financially — even though this is only my second time seriously trying World of Warcraft — just because I liked the concept and the direction Epoch seemed to be going. But between the instability and not being able to reliably play the game, I think I’ll just hold on to that $100. I really wanted to like this server, but if I can’t even get a consistent experience early on, what’s the point?

>>532770554
Guess you're not getting into any serious guilds or raiding then lol

>>532770485
>making a human on launch day
you were asking for it

the dadgamers are too strong, this is why you launch on a weekday

>>532770501
lol now your precious epoop survive is down and youre down here with the rest of us ahahahahaa

>>532770627
i'm already in again lol

Who could have foreseen this

I still haven't decided on my class so I am happy that you can't play yet

>>532770637
>wc3 UI
I kneel

A Saturday launch day that turns to shit? Nobody could have seen that coming.

They need to only let in like 1000 people a day for a month

Thread is too fast

>>532770637
OL?

>>532770637
ui link?

THE SERVERS KEEP GOING OFFLINE

>get in
>disconnected
Yea ok I'm playing something else

LMAOING @ KEZANNIES

ENJOY YOUR 20 HOUR QUEUE AND PERMANENT SERVER DOWNTIME WHILE ALL 50 OF US GURUFASHIES ENJOY COZY FRESH

How are you guys this retarded to be getting stuck in the queue? Just spam the log in

>>532770734
still don't get why these retards launched on saturday and not friday

you are not a self admitted new player anon, are you?

I can't believe people are paying $0 a month for this...

LET ME INNNNN

>disconnect
>get to queue
>disconnect again

Are these developers incompetent or something? How can their launch be so fucking terrible and buggy?
>huge queues
>constant disconnects
>overcrowded zones
>huge lag spikes
>cant even accept quests

5 years of development for this? They supposedly had open beta tests but were those all staged or something? This might go down as the biggest grift in private server history holy shit.

Blizzard made the call.

it's over.

I got banned for saying nigger in world...

Looks like nobody is winning at this rate..

I'M BACK

>>532770747
thread moving so fast nobody will notice that I want to fuck a tranny

wtf 2 beers and im already buzzed the real wow experience

LET ME IN

https://files.catbox.moe/mwber7.jpg

They should i add a new server. Give it a name
>Sneed

>>532770330
>>532770330
>>532770330
THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH

queue is 7k lol

>>532770462
Queue will be over in an hour and you will never catch up

i told you guys, they were gonna need 4 servers minimum based off the registration numbers

>>532770771
https://github.com/Fiurs-Hearth/WIIIUI/tree/master-wotlk
>>532770760
yes actually :>

GURU IS WORKING GET IN

I'M IN

>>532770792
You actually fell for the psyop?

>>532770835
Server launches are all like this, idiot.

>>532770792
stop lying, I can't get onto gurubussi either

>>532770734
you people keep saying this yet here you are still wasting your time with it

I'm still in the game, did they take down the world server? Is the lag so bad that the shutdown call has not reached me yet?

>>532770734
Germans are such retarded niggers. You see their discord jannies damage controlling this shit in here too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>532770771
https://github.com/Fiurs-Hearth/WIIIUI

lol rollback

>>532770889
>replying to yourself
pathetic

ill try logging in again, it will definitely work this time

>>532770913
Best sand rabbit..

>>532770637
I am intimidated by your chad ui.

>>532770835
Wow ain't built to handle that many logins at the same time, devs fucked up by not releasing this on a Thursday.

>>532770669
>serious guilds

Well it seems like I’ll be quitting Epoch. After yet another server crash or unexpected restart, it already feels like a waste of time. I've lost hours to crashes and rollbacks, and honestly, I could’ve spent that time doing something more productive or enjoyable. I had considered supporting the server financially — even though this is only my second time seriously trying World of Warcraft — just because I liked the concept and the direction Epoch seemed to be going. But between the instability and not being able to reliably play the game, I think I’ll just hold on to that $100. I really wanted to like this server, but if I can’t even get a consistent experience early on, what’s the point?

>>532770835
Turtle dev here
It was pretty clear from the start that none of these people have any idea what they're doing. This launch was completely expected by all the private server communities and everyone who works on private servers knew this was going to happen.

how's the 'cord atm?

crabbers we fucking won

Absolutely unplayable

>>532770715
Same. Nobody is allowed to play until I decide.

>get in
>server crashed
>get queued
Where the fuck is my relog grace period?

>get to character select
>make character
>you have disconnected

>>532771008
Keep up the pressure, don't let them relax

>>532771029
this. Epoch shouldn't have the nuclear launch codes.

>>532770954
I feel ya bro

Lol, server won't even launch.

GG

Back to Turtle.

*screams internally*

>>532770928
Position in queue: 54
Heh, looks like I got in at the second STABLE lock.
I shan't be logging off

>>532770835
every single pserver launch is like this because none of the retards can figure out infra scaling.

>uuuuh we didn't think we would have thousands of people trying to connect at launch bro

TURTLE TRANNIES
DDOS THIS SERVER
NOW

kicked...now queued #2700, fuck me

>>532771029
My thoughts, sis, so true

>>532771089
I'd rather be in a queue than play Turtle

>>532770734
Why DID these stupid retards launch on a fucking saturday evening?
Did they ever give a reason?

>>532771084
password:
123456cuck

KEKAROOOOOOOO

QRD on Gurubussi?

>you have to relog if the queue gets stuck
fuck

i can't get in, too late for the fresh experience now. i'll see you guys next fresh

>>532771089
>turtle wow

More like turtle won.

How can I knock myself out to go to sleep at 8pm?

>>532771164
They should have launched on like a Thursday, would have spaced out the connections a bit due to people working.

>>532771169
h-how did you know=?=!

Are you actually fucking serious

we are fucking HOME BREHSSSS

>>532771189
pvp server for kids who play games on journalist mode

it's down again

I got a whole quest done!

yeah im thinking we aint playing today

Time to play a quick 2fort match on TF2 then while the queue stays fucked

should have just played retail...

What's the /who count?

Ok I took some screenshots from the launch so I can say I was here, see you tomorrow retards.

over 10000
whoever shilled this shit on the official bliz forums needs to die

>kezan 8k queue
>gurubashi only 1k queue
it's so over, i knew splitting the servers up like this would end with the pvp one being dead in a month

I can't breathe

>disconnected while fighting
Guess that ironman challenge is over

>guild is already pulling the first mobs in MC and im still stuck in queue

This is such fucking bullshit

>>532771139
and kicked again

Unplayable garbage lmao, i was in but its totally unplayable due to the lagfest

crashed again?

Servers straight up OFFLINE for me now. ITS OVER.

nobody was retarded enough to think the game would be playable for several days, right?

ironically, the people who start queueing up now will likely be able to get a better play session than the people who got in first

>>532771345
and?

LFM deadmines be green/blue geared

Ok, see you guys tomorrow, clearly we're not playing today.

>>532771345
so is Teldrassil kek

>>532771345
genuinely the least appealing vanilla race, no one would play them at all if not for druids

>>532771324
>8k
look again
its over 10k now

>>532771345
What else is there to even play as Tauren? I guess Warrior but its now worse

Kezan fags just go to guru, we are playing just fine

>everyone running in place and lagging only to get disconnected over and over again

i'll come back in about 12 hours

>>532771324
queuecucks will hop to gurufashy for shorter wait times and we will end up winning long term

>>532771345
Did you really expect anything less?

>>532771345
>xhe fell for the doodoo meme
wtf you except picking the most broken class

>>532771345
why else would you play a cow

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I hope nobody had any plans today, this is your whole day.
>>532771345
There didn't seem like that many human hunters.

>>532771391
I got in second 1 and the connection was frozen for 20 seconds at a time. Then I disconnected.

>>532771324
You didn't think the ghetto server with a end of life plan before it launched was a serious thing right?
You'd have to be pretty stupid to actually get meme'd into rolling there

>>532771245
>connected

Yo guys by the way where do you pick the challenges? Though it was character select but I didn't see any. Starting zone NPC perhaps?

>>532771391
What aare you talking? It crashes every 3 min

>Time stolen.


>Hype stolen.


>Life stolen.

>>532771439
Turan Shaman are cool. Would play that if not for Dwarfs being Shaman.

We are losing

>I'll just come back later when the server is more stable
Couldn't be me.

>>532771345
lemme guess dun morogh is 95% shaman and tirisfal glades is 95% paladin

What if they make new servers to reduce load and I roll on a server that will be dead in 2 weeks? Will I receive a free character transfer?

>>532771345
>only 2 races can be druid
>why is every single one of those 2 races a druid???
Considering the poll numbers this was to be expected.

>>532771345
Welcome to wow classic. First time?

Druids are by far the class that got the most new tools, its not a surprise.

>>532771345
Dun Morogh is 80% shamans

how come you guys have that weird STV style login screen but I still have the old black portal one
I updated everything as it says on the 'poch site

>>532771457
You'll be left behind by then

>>532771548
The second town of each starting zone has them

The pserver launch experience...
Kino...

>>532771548
2nd town like Brill or whatever

it has never been more over...

>>532771457
>screaming abuse and optimal anti-lag strategies in /yell
kek, it's the undead starting zone alright

>>532771324
never falling for the overflow server meme again
grubhub will be a ghost town in less than a month

>>532771578
nuke nukee...

everyone please leave queue now. i am a 36 year old kissless virgin and this is all i have. please...

this shit killed my excitement

>>532771575
Teldrassil is the only area that works.

I'M ONLY FUCKING IN LADS
>All of the motionless undead standing around everywhere
Hohohoh, creepy

>>532771548
i know explorer you can pick up at like 6 so it's probably in the first hub area with an inn after you get out of the lowbie tutorial area

>>532771575
>Allah'Thalas
Inshallah

>>532771575
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM FALLING BEHIND I NEVER BE ABLE TO RAID NOW. PLEASE NO I DONT WANT TO BE A HEALKEK.

how do i see my own name in game?

>>532771636
Sooo SW?

>>532771345
>people flock to the overbuffed class
Who would have thought?

>>532768062 (OP)
I never got into WoW and thus don't know shit about it, but that OP image is seriously making me consider it.

You're in MY queue now.

streamer privilege

KEK im going back to Turtlewow
Knew Project Eflop was gonna be a disaster

>>532771324
it might've been 1k four minutes ago lol

Yeah we're going back to turtle

>>532771736
goldshire
can't start them over a certain level, 8 for explorer i think? i'd just pick it up at 5 honestly

>>532771629
>clow
More line clown.

Voice chat in their DC is hilarious

Maybe this time....

10k in queue after crashing 2x, this is classic+

Fuck me, I managed to log back 3 times and now I'm stuck in queue. Even managed to kill a mob.

>>532771736
No like the second mini town Goldshire, Razorhill, Brill etc.

did these retards NOT EXPECT THIS
I AM NOT WAITING 300MINS FOR A QUEUE FUCK YOU

>>532771708
><1 minute
>disconnected

seems like gurubashi shilling campaign didn't work

>>532771752
>1 min
I'll be playing in less than 60 seconds, dumb frogposter!

how do i see my own name in game??

>>532771892
bro just play later?

10k queue on Kezan
3.5k queue on Gurubashi
not sure if those numbers are right, but thats what it shows for me atm.

> queue
> disconnected
> servers shown as offline
> "connected" for a minute
> previous place in queue + 1.5k
> repeat
It's so over

>>532771804
>be streamer
>all day instant pass
>be me, pleb
>8000+ que / 200+ min wait
I hate epoop

>>532771926
alt+f4

>>532771836
friend says kezan queue is up to 15k

They should just open two more servers. I don't care about your feelings you black fucking ape, I wanna play this shit

This is such fucking horse shit. I was logged in. I was running around the starting area. And it disconnected me and put me in the fucking queue with all the third worlders and now I have to wait upwards of 2 hours? Fucking why? I'm punished for being faster and having a better computer and internet than these fucking poorfags? How is that fair?

I was fucking PLAYING why the FUCK did I get put in a queue after being disconnected? Shouldn't I just be able to log back in immediately? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR

>>532771892
just play MoP Classic or Anni until your queue pops silly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrS4gd7alo Muzzy is in queue too.

>Running all the way to undercity in the lag
I'll be fishing in no time.

>>532771892
>yah hans, ze saturday launch sounds zike a great idea

Haha I'm assured to get in now

See you in Teldrassil, losers

smoke break

leave me some space, brothers

What happend to the:
>We're only letting 1.000players in at the start and slowly increase it as players leave the starting zones

Alright guys ill see you in 4 hours, have fun logging in and hoping you get a chance accepting that first quest.

how do i see my own name in game???
>>532771986
dont be baka

COME TO GURUBASHI
You want to be an aryan gigachad and not a cringe brown carebear right??? GO TO FUCKING GURUBASHI SO I CAN LOG IN

>>532771967
They could panic launch a third, fourth, fifth, sixth realm, and it literally wouldn't matter, since they plan to merge them anyway, when population drops.

>>532772039
KEK

>>532771967
I just want to play. Don't mind if they do that.

>>532771324
>he doesn't know
Kezan is the one everyone is funneled at first, people are bound to realize they can hop straight to pvp. Not everyone knows which realm is which due to massive hype

>QUE IS MOVING
I REPEAT IT'S FUKING MOVING NOW
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT

>>532771575
>>532771707
Shalakalakem my Night Elf Brothers, the Orcish Kaffir will taste Nature's Wrath, Praise be to Elune.

>roll on gurubashi for comfy lower pop
>5k queue anyway
fuuuUUUUUUUUUCK

>>532772150
tnx

>>532772065
The devs are retarded and don't actually have that technology

LFM Deadmines no druids

>>532772050
> entire raid that doesn't smoke has to wait

>>532772093
settings.... nameplates.... own name
now, why do you guys have a stv login screen and I still have the old black portal one
im afraid I installed something wrong

the servers need to crash so i can get back into the game

>>532772113
Brown ESLs are typically the people who go to PvP. I've seen the kind of shit you post.

Bros... should I leave Gurubashi and join Kezan? It has the bigger queue....

>queue hasn't moved for 2 minutes
it's fucking over......................

>>532771783
I'm a big fan of these

JUST OPEN MORE SERVERS YOU GERMAN NIGGERS

I still maintain that they should've launched Friday, so we had the whole weekend of dealing with crazy traffic. Maybe it will calm down by next week

enjoy your permanent login screen, kezannies

They should have an IQ test as a capcha and only those in the top percentile are allowed to login

>>532771783
>>532772278
me and my findom

>>532772265
>Should I join the server where I'll wait 6 hours to join instead of 2 hours when ultimately both of them will be merged if the populations drop too much
Big brain.

>>532772159
I dont see my Kezan queue moving, but the time is naturally going down

>>532772239
did you set up and run the epoch launcher?

>>532772159
It's not moving.
I'm sub 50 and it hasn't moved by 1 in the past 5 minutes. If you're in a queue you aren't getting in.

>>532772159
report when you are in please

LFM RFC no more paladins
you did get in right anon? we're all starting dungeons already and you're gonna be left behind

Someone invited me to a party so we could quest in the starting zone but now they're offline. Should I wait for them to log back in?

>Gurubashi is full of ESLs
lmao

MY QUEUE ISNT MOVING

>>532772330
>all gnome players

>>532771578
> stood in que
> went to eat
> came and saw disconnect

see you tomorrow

>>532772239
thank you so much

I managed to kill ONE wolf while logged in, i am 25% into level 1 !!!

>>532772113
I don't give a fuck what you shitskins say, I'm not playing on your retard realm

>stuck at 3922 for 5 min
It's over

HEY EPOCHNIGGERS DIDN'T YOU TRANNIES HAVE TWI STRESS TESTS JUST FOR THIS REASON?????

ALL THOSE WERE FOR IS SO GAYTOTES THE NIGGER BITCH CAN FEEL SOME POWER IN HIS PATHETIX LIFE FOR ONCR ABD BAN PEOPLE FOR """RACISM"""

FUCK YOU EPOCHSHILLS

>>532772141
IT'S HAPPENING

>my days off are in the middle of the week
>while you cucks are beta testing the login I'll get in with no issue on my days off and get to level 40 while the rest of you struggle over getting to level 10

feels good.

>Kezan is full
>on record saying there's about a 5k-8k server cap
>9k+ queue
>that means there's at least 14k-17k people trying to play
I am not going to get in today.

this is basically turn based combat, 1 hit every 30 seconds. Who is going to win?

>>532772442
As a priv mostly guy this is the desired experience that beats playing with Western trannies, paypigs and incels by a longshot.

>>532772376
I did, it says project epoch on the corner, and I was able to create a character
I ran the epoch launcher ages ago, for the first stress test

epoopxisters...
it's over...

>>532772385
It is, restart your client if not

>>532772536
>this is basically turn based combat
kino

Why can't i log in?

>in queue
>8k in front of me
>left queue
>logged in again
>jumped position by about 4k
wtf??

>>532772239
>I still have the old black portal one
>im afraid I installed something wrong
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>532772491
HOLD ON! THEY ACTUALLY BAN PEOPLE FOR SAYING THE NIGGER-WORD?? WTF?!

>>532772442
Are Evropean hwites considered esl? If so, that's a given.

>over 100k accounts created
>Only 7k / 5k que on kezan and gurobashi
The numbers don't add up

>>532772601
press "Okay"

>>532772605
It just crashed again

We are so back baby!
Nvm servers offline...

well

>stuck on 90 and <1 minute
>disconnected

Good job EpochNIGGERS

Guys, even if you login, there is like a 1,000,000 MS, there are no NPC's and other players are not moving.

I'M IN AGAIN AFTER A DC

CRASH TO DESKTOP

IM IN!

>Disconnected from server
nice

>>532772524
I gave up and gonna watch Unforgiven. I'll come back later tonight.

>>532772605
Servers keep crashing
>>532772661
Amerimutts are still at work or waking up.

this wait feels just like edging

>>532772536
>>532772596
I lost (DCd)

STOP PLAYING ROGUES YOU DUMB NIGGERS ITS MY CLASS

GUYS A 2ND PLANE HIT THE SERVERS
TURN ON THE NEWS
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
WAKE UP

>>532772708
THIS IS STREAMER PROPAGANDA

IM LOGGED IN AND QUESTING JUST FINE I JUST DINGED LEVEL TWO

Connected...

I'm gonna say the N word

It's playable now! Almost level 2

>be me
>play multiple MMOs regularly
>PlanetSide, TOR, PoE, Last Epoch (lol), Age of Conan
>kinda want to play classic
>don't want to pay the piggies for a 20 year old game
>decide to check out these "Classic plus" servers
>oh, a new one is launching this week
>install day of
>get the name I wanted
>log in
>laggy mess
>server crashes
>oh, right. that makes sense.
>log out
>go play my other MMOs
>will try again at 3AM once it's dead
Cool game.

I got in for 10 minutes but spent 5 of them trying to get my quest from the NPC and then failed to attack anything until disconnecting.

now gurubussy is full

It's over.

>>532772661
FRESHtards and people who wanna see the shitstorm are the only ones trying to play

>3k people max before queue kicks in
>even with 3k people logged in its completely impossible to play
are you telling me those retards put the login servers on the same system as the fucking game servers?

>the dc didn't even kill the queue
damn