Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When does Project Epoch release?Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST
>What is Project Epoch?Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.
>What are some of its features?New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addonshttps://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
>/epog/ GuildsLOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.
>Latest NewsIn anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.
>Previous>>532756650
Where do the new ships and zeppelins take us?
>>532768062 (OP)need a whitemane findom on kezan
>>532768062 (OP)first for priests
>>532768062 (OP)pov: you are green
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You disssssturb the plans of Gurubashi, little one.
ITsssss TOO LATE FOR YOU!
TOO LATE... FER AAAAAALLL OF YOOOU!
>>532768062 (OP)>removed pve server from opNIGGERSLOPPAFAGGOT
This server is already not fresh enough.
People are just too far ahead.
What's next?
Built like a Rock
Stout as my Cock
>>532768196*rapes your wife*
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Post your main
>>532768062 (OP)love epog anons so much!!!
chicken
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gurubashi dwarf male shamans link up
>>532768275kezan troons seething
Hello, yes?
Yes.
Put them all to the back of the queue.
>>532768275that's good
the less people rolling there the better
How are the mods? All trannies or actual normal people for a change?
greg
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>>532768293fundamentally designed for BOC
Pvp server confirmed to be the brazil/ESL backfill server AHAHAHAA
END OF SERVICE IN 15 MINUTES
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30 SECONDS YANKS! GOD BE WITH YOU
>>532768196can I fuck her tits?
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for kalimdor...
>>532768441literally everyone on staff is a tranny and there is already a planned maintenance schedule for a daily dilation where they take the server down to give a chance for everyone to dilate
wegoonin
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It's almost time
>>532768124it's gonna be great
GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOLD NOW
>Sankis wasn't taken
Old fags are a dying breed...
>>532768386>I tried to warn them
>>532768441On discord? troons, but that's to be expected.
In-game GM's? Probably troons as well
>ASMONGOLD SPOTTED ON GURA
Is this *real* or faggot that stole name? We may never know.
AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS CONNECTING
>>532768527truth pilled. They will never be women.
>>532768386legit terrified of that player queuueu number
>>532768458my only regret is us PVPGODs cannot transcend our boundaries of gurubashi and genocide all the pve shitters once we get bored
I contacted blizzard but now they're sending lawyers after me? Wtf?
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>Literally every time I open the game the setttings reset to pic-related
Huh?
i'm going for 1st death of server, wish me luck
>still cant decide on class
Its over for me
>>532768653Hope you have your south american translator, gonna be hard to find groups when everyone is screeching in monkey
dde
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>Unable to connect. Please try again later.
It's so fucking over
You did download the new update they released an hour ago? RIGHT?
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>no server menu waiting room
>you just have to spam login and pray
oh shit oh fuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>532768786What class have you played the least of?
>>532768607100% stolen, they're asleep
NEW UPDATE BUILD 3327 IF YOU ARE ON BUILD 3326 YOU NEED TO RESTART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>532768796Pajeets, chinks, eurofags, huehues, french canadians, they are all spamming the button. It's so over.
>>532768772your config file must be set to read only
>>532768631that's me on kezan
BLIZZARD HELP
THE GAME ISNT WORKING
BLIZZARD
>>532768753open your email to confirm
why are you making your account now
>>532768752These threads are moving f-fast
>got in but was booter out before loading finished
Welp I guess that's that. I'm never going to catch up now.
>>532768786same
maybe next fresh we'll be ready, maybe...
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GURUPOCHIE
>>532768876warlock, only class ive never played at any cap
so, gurubashi has an enforced 50/50 faction ratio right?
So what happens when horde ganks the alliance off the server and nobody can create a horde character anymore?
This launch is gonna end in tears, bad move to do it on a Saturday. Even blizzard does it on Thursdays.
Is it worth playing this now? I feel like i'm behind.
>>532768891I've launched the updater like 4 times, no update. Don't listen to this anon
>xhe doesn't have the streamer client
ngmi
>>532768957post a screenshot of your current gameplay with the text "sucks to be you" typed in the chat box
>>532768989Do that then for the freshest possible experience
Let me in...
LET ME IN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I NEED TO PLAY AN UNDEAD PALADIN
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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DEAD ON ARRIVAL
I'M PULLING HOGGER, STAY BACK
>>532768893That was it, thanks anon.
>>532769012They transfer you to Kezan as planned
>>532769021>he wasn't the first person to log into the serverIt's already over lil bro, you'll have to wait till next fresh
>>532769004stop being broke
Is anyone else stuck on connecting? It keeps giving me an error???
>>532769012it'll be turned off after day 2 since the tourist pop is going to drop
BLACK PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY HERE
Any streamers worth watching that'll be doing the Epoch leveling experience?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>532769004>>532769121I have the same graphical glitch.
>>532769018>60k accounts? fuck me
>>532769012well it means just that, no more horde toons allowed and existing ones have to wait in queue until enough alliance logs in
Are we supposed to be launching the game through the Installer, or the Project Epoch launcher?
Warrior or hunter?
I'll probably end up leveling both and hunter might have an easier time getting ahead of the mob but finding groups as a dps...
>>532769121>he didn't update his client
DDOS?
don't need that, playerbase will kill it anyway
>>532769021You're behind the curve. It's too late.
Remember to join DESU Kezan bros!
>>532769214I just do it through the installer since random updates can happen
>>532769249WHERE IS THE FUCKING QUEUE
LET ME IN
they have to let me in first because im the main character
>woke up
>had my coffee
>took my morning dump
ready to game
SNEEDLESS
FREE THE SNEED
FREE SNEED
SNEEDLESS
NEED FOR SNEED
FREE SNEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my gnome priest is orc-only :3
hq720
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>>532768062 (OP)What do I choose anon, Priest or Druid?
>>532769249But queue is not enabled...
This discord is pure autism
>PvP server already confirmed to be DOA in a month
Reminder you can still apologize and come to warmode PvE (Higher pop, Higher Skill ceiling server)
>>532769249They are dilating please be patient
>>532769276I'm gonna join a normie guild. 4chan guilds are just begging for annoying drama
I'm in, you have to close the game client and reopen it
>>532769289Whitest paladin player
Do we have any confirmed real guilds already planned?
I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOIO
>>532768354nice Airplane! reference
WE ARE GOING TO WAR, ANON! KILL ALL THE ALLIANCE TROON!
I need to take a shit and a quick shower, can u guys login for me?
>>532769320gross
>>532769338normalfags are genuinely worse than "nerds"
Guess I'm not playing this weekend
I'll go make dinner
I didn't get to finish my addons :(
why isnt it connecting lol
>>532769354DESU is a chat channel silly
>>532769289whitest gurub player
>>532769394Nothing to play anon, the server has fucking exploded
>>532769408sure
post your account name and password
>>532769347but I want a lower skill ceiling so I can farm n00bs
>>532769370Hoping for <The Mission> on Kezan.
Ill end up having to queue because reserving my other character names is more important
Let's see if all that WORK we put in on the gurubussy's will pay off, good luck boys.
Remember, we all got our hands dirty.
Wash before you enter the sacred halls.
You have to uninstall and reinstall to get in
>>532769474but he's playing kezan
>>532768372How about a Gurubashi dwarf male paladin?
>unable to connect
>please contact blizzard for help
kek
So as a Prot Pally should I instantly dip into the Ret tree for Pursuit of Justice before filling out my Prot tree?
what's the average age here these days? can you report in
>>532769370pretty sure it's gonna be the <The Mission>
TMINUS LESS THAN ONE MINUTE
>>532769550At least wait until servers are expected to be up before pushing these pranks
Mom said it's my turn to play!
LAUNCH THEME
https://youtu.be/qJY6TRfvq9s
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IT BEGINS
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gringos de merda
>SUCCESS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>532768062 (OP)>I will down the realms about 10 mins before launch to enable queues!it's already over huh
Can someone explain why I should play a private server when it'll probably die in a year and is just the same recycled game as any other private server
>>5327683531 minute... see you there!
>>532769589Classic is an old men's game. So 30ish.
>>532769320my gnome priest will be frens with anyone as long as they're nice! :D
can't wait to waste my time grinding and finsubbing to hot female humans
SERVERS ARE OFFLINE AAAAAA
HOGGER ALREADY DOWN
GROUPS ADVERTISING FOR DEADMINES IN GENERAL CHAT
I CANT EVEN LOG IN
ITS ALREADY OVER
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its time
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>BOTH SERVERS OFFLINE
>servers offline
okay, do I exit realm selection and try again or wait on this screen?
is this spyware like turtle wow is
>>532769716for a success it sure is taking it's time
Welp, guess were waiting on the next fresh
Only cute trans gals should be allowed in ;3
DOA
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dcd
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Thank you shena
>>532769730we crushed them
I'm in I'm ahead of the pack don't even bother starting now you'll never catch up.
*that one echoing wet fart sound*
>>532769616Both servers are on fire.
noqueues
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ENJOY THE QUEUE FAGGOTS
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
I'm reserving even more character names RIGHT NOW
IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN
IM FUCKING IN
I’m in the queue
Position in queue: 79
IM STUCK AT CONNECTED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>stuck on connected
uh oh
Chad
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IM IN!!!!
>connected
>nothing happens
guess I wait for next fresh
>>532769962>faggot elfleave
>>532769991THEY GOT US....FUCK
>logged on wrong character
FUCK
FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS I CLICKED AS SOON AS IT WAS ONLINE WHY AM I NOT IN
Unplayeable, see you next week
>he didnt get world first hogger kill
>he didnt get world first deadmines clear
>he didnt get world first login
Just fucking uninstall...
LOL it's lagging so bad holy shit. Server crash inc
>>532770000Names in kezan get autocreated to gurubashi, retard
IN_EPOCH
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I'M IN
>1000ms literally unplayable lag
>>532770000they copied characters to Gurubashi so they dont show on the list
Lets get to gaming bros.
https://youtu.be/doFnCzUxLU8
please god don't leave me with these animals
stuck on loading screen kek
cant even talk to NPC kek
>position in queue 2707
it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-1JDi4240
>instantly click
>get stuck on connected for a while
>Kezan is full, 600 queue
Fuck you.
>Retrieving character list
Yep it’s fucking over
>RETRIEVING
>CHARACTER
>LIST
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>spot in que: 537
m-maybe next fresh then....
>finally connected
>put me in a fucking 6.8k queue
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kekaroo
>>532769659You probably shouldn't the CMs are very ban heavy so it'll probably die sooner than later.
>>532770157>samantha chan>phoneposterpost cock NOW
It's over for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCiC-H2Xbg
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLKKKKKKK
>>532770074>so few pplDoa
Time to play umamusume while in queue
im in but it's like 10billion ping
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FUKCCCC I AM SO KEKED SISTERS
>>532769659Not gonna sell it to you were already unironically full
QUEUE AT 4 HOURS AND COUNTING
>Position in queue: 643>Estimated time: 84 min>>>>>>84 min
>got past the queue but at least a 2m lag between server actions
>retrieving character list
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unplayable lol
I logged out because it's literally unplayable I'll be back later
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>Queue 1823
It's over
>infinite loading screen
h-help
Im in but can't play because the lag is insane KWAB
EFLOP FLOPPED
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gulp
>>532770119>>532770123>>532770143>>532770145>>532770190>>532770194>>532770215you can tell which people are tourists and which have actually played private server launches before, there are tricks to get in earlier and you shouldn't have a queue
>>532769339kezan
sucks2bu
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>>532770190AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532770102>0.00000001 FPM
Queue bros don't be too sad. You can't even get any of the quests and everyone is just stuck running in place every 15 seconds anyway.
There is like a 3-4 minute delay, LOL!
Why does the time keep changing between like 2 minutes and 30? That doesnt make sense video game.
>6.5k queue after spamming login as soon as it was available
yea ok fuck this i am going back to turdle
blizzard are laughting at us...
it's over
>>532769681Why can I see your roastie's beef curtains through her trousers?
Place 1500 in queue.... Anyone in? Is it playable?
i have to imagine mulgore would be a complete ghost town right now if not for druids
yeah ok.
maybe I'll play this shit tomorrow.
I'm not a child anymore I ain't got time to sit in a queue.
It's over
Fucking niggers I was on the mark
YOU ARE ALREADY BEHIND THE CURVE WAITING IN QUEUE
Lmao wow niggers are so dumb
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Greetings from Azeroth!
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Pretty cool
>retrieving character list
I shouldnt havent even bothered remaking my character
QEQ
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imagine being +1000 in the queue
Game is unplayeable guys, you're not missing anything. Logged out of my gnome to try and play with a character from kalimdor and now I'm stuck in a loading screen
thanks for stress testing, retards
I'm not sitting in a queue. I'll start playing tomorrow.
>>532770413just alt-tab crybaby
Everyone is frozen... its over.
>>532770412>FRESH UND FASHY
disconnected from queue XDXD
>disconnected from server
it's over
unkown
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ah yes, the pserver experience
The only reason to play private servers is to enjoy the launch with everyone else.
Since Epoch decided to take this experience from me, I will be returning to Turtle wow.
See you next fresh.
>Wait in queue for 3 minutes
>You have been disconnected from the server
nice :)
>>532770356>>532770367>>532770396>all these people in queueyou are pathetic and should go play retail or ffxiv
I wouldn't worry about the queue all that much seeing as a server crash is imminent
did anyone really think it'd be playable this laucnh weekend?
>move 10 feet from the starting quest giver
>DISCONNECTED
NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY
Server crashed as I went to kill a rabbit lmao
>People expecting a private server to handle thousands of people suddenly logging in and playing
>>532770261I'm in but everyone is unknown and walking in a spot and can't do anything at all ;d
ahh disconnected from server XD
and it's dead. Btw how do you interact with npcs if someone is standing on them? What is the hotkey?
>queue not moving
its so over
>>532769493level 2 before DC, gg PvE won
AZEROTH CANNOT HANDLE THE PRESSURE HER WOONS
>Queue starts getting close
>You have been disconnected from the server
LOL, Im not even gonna try to log in today. have fun.
>>532770301>>532770189>>532770182MADE ME WAIT 5 MINUTES ON THAT SHIT AND THEN KICKED ME
>servers went offline
LMAO
>server down
It's ogre blizz got them
>Psyoped all the browns to gurubussy
>Done it all for the queue
>Disconnected from server
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FOR SAKEN MEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Server can't handle shit, good job Epoch team
Again, where's the retard who said "layers (for the first week or two) are le soulless"?
Do pservers even have layer technology?
maybe i'll just take a nap actually
HMMMMM GUYS ITS OFFLINE???????????????
Turtle is waiting for you, white man.
>>532770330Suck my dick, server's down. Good job you got to play for ten attoseconds thanks to your ebin tricks
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I made it to the mine and disconnected...
i shouldve installed that addon that auto accepts quests...
Well it seems like I’ll be quitting Epoch. After yet another server crash or unexpected restart, it already feels like a waste of time. I've lost hours to crashes and rollbacks, and honestly, I could’ve spent that time doing something more productive or enjoyable. I had considered supporting the server financially — even though this is only my second time seriously trying World of Warcraft — just because I liked the concept and the direction Epoch seemed to be going. But between the instability and not being able to reliably play the game, I think I’ll just hold on to that $100. I really wanted to like this server, but if I can’t even get a consistent experience early on, what’s the point?
>>532770554Guess you're not getting into any serious guilds or raiding then lol
>>532770485>making a human on launch dayyou were asking for it
the dadgamers are too strong, this is why you launch on a weekday
>>532770501lol now your precious epoop survive is down and youre down here with the rest of us ahahahahaa
>>532770627i'm already in again lol
Who could have foreseen this
I still haven't decided on my class so I am happy that you can't play yet
>>532770637>wc3 UII kneel
A Saturday launch day that turns to shit? Nobody could have seen that coming.
They need to only let in like 1000 people a day for a month
THE SERVERS KEEP GOING OFFLINE
>get in
>disconnected
Yea ok I'm playing something else
LMAOING @ KEZANNIES
ENJOY YOUR 20 HOUR QUEUE AND PERMANENT SERVER DOWNTIME WHILE ALL 50 OF US GURUFASHIES ENJOY COZY FRESH
How are you guys this retarded to be getting stuck in the queue? Just spam the log in
>>532770734still don't get why these retards launched on saturday and not friday
you are not a self admitted new player anon, are you?
I can't believe people are paying $0 a month for this...
>disconnect
>get to queue
>disconnect again
Are these developers incompetent or something? How can their launch be so fucking terrible and buggy?
>huge queues
>constant disconnects
>overcrowded zones
>huge lag spikes
>cant even accept quests
5 years of development for this? They supposedly had open beta tests but were those all staged or something? This might go down as the biggest grift in private server history holy shit.
Blizzard made the call.
it's over.
I got banned for saying nigger in world...
Looks like nobody is winning at this rate..
>>532770747thread moving so fast nobody will notice that I want to fuck a tranny
wtf 2 beers and im already buzzed the real wow experience
LET ME IN
https://files.catbox.moe/mwber7.jpg
They should i add a new server. Give it a name
>Sneed
>>532770330>>532770330>>532770330THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH
>>532770462Queue will be over in an hour and you will never catch up
i told you guys, they were gonna need 4 servers minimum based off the registration numbers
>>532770771https://github.com/Fiurs-Hearth/WIIIUI/tree/master-wotlk
>>532770760yes actually :>
>>532770792You actually fell for the psyop?
>>532770835Server launches are all like this, idiot.
>>532770792stop lying, I can't get onto gurubussi either
>>532770734you people keep saying this yet here you are still wasting your time with it
I'm still in the game, did they take down the world server? Is the lag so bad that the shutdown call has not reached me yet?
>>532770734Germans are such retarded niggers. You see their discord jannies damage controlling this shit in here too.
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>>532770771https://github.com/Fiurs-Hearth/WIIIUI
>>532770889>replying to yourselfpathetic
ill try logging in again, it will definitely work this time
>>532770913Best sand rabbit..
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>>532770637I am intimidated by your chad ui.
>>532770835Wow ain't built to handle that many logins at the same time, devs fucked up by not releasing this on a Thursday.
>>532770669>serious guilds
Well it seems like I’ll be quitting Epoch. After yet another server crash or unexpected restart, it already feels like a waste of time. I've lost hours to crashes and rollbacks, and honestly, I could’ve spent that time doing something more productive or enjoyable. I had considered supporting the server financially — even though this is only my second time seriously trying World of Warcraft — just because I liked the concept and the direction Epoch seemed to be going. But between the instability and not being able to reliably play the game, I think I’ll just hold on to that $100. I really wanted to like this server, but if I can’t even get a consistent experience early on, what’s the point?
>>532770835Turtle dev here
It was pretty clear from the start that none of these people have any idea what they're doing. This launch was completely expected by all the private server communities and everyone who works on private servers knew this was going to happen.
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crabbers we fucking won
>>532770715Same. Nobody is allowed to play until I decide.
>get in
>server crashed
>get queued
Where the fuck is my relog grace period?
>get to character select
>make character
>you have disconnected
>>532771008Keep up the pressure, don't let them relax
>>532771029this. Epoch shouldn't have the nuclear launch codes.
Lol, server won't even launch.
GG
Back to Turtle.
>>532770928Position in queue: 54
Heh, looks like I got in at the second STABLE lock.
I shan't be logging off
>>532770835every single pserver launch is like this because none of the retards can figure out infra scaling.
>uuuuh we didn't think we would have thousands of people trying to connect at launch bro
Untitled
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TURTLE TRANNIES
DDOS THIS SERVER
NOW
kicked...now queued #2700, fuck me
WHAT
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>124 min
>>532771029My thoughts, sis, so true
>>532771089I'd rather be in a queue than play Turtle
>>532770734Why DID these stupid retards launch on a fucking saturday evening?
Did they ever give a reason?
>>532771084password:
123456cuck
>you have to relog if the queue gets stuck
fuck
i can't get in, too late for the fresh experience now. i'll see you guys next fresh
>>532771089>turtle wowMore like turtle won.
How can I knock myself out to go to sleep at 8pm?
>>532771164They should have launched on like a Thursday, would have spaced out the connections a bit due to people working.
>>532771169h-how did you know=?=!
Are you actually fucking serious
we are fucking HOME BREHSSSS
Real
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>201 min
>>532771189pvp server for kids who play games on journalist mode
I got a whole quest done!
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yeah im thinking we aint playing today
Time to play a quick 2fort match on TF2 then while the queue stays fucked
should have just played retail...
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Ok I took some screenshots from the launch so I can say I was here, see you tomorrow retards.
over 10000
whoever shilled this shit on the official bliz forums needs to die
>kezan 8k queue
>gurubashi only 1k queue
it's so over, i knew splitting the servers up like this would end with the pvp one being dead in a month
>disconnected while fighting
Guess that ironman challenge is over
>guild is already pulling the first mobs in MC and im still stuck in queue
This is such fucking bullshit
>>532771139and kicked again
Unplayable garbage lmao, i was in but its totally unplayable due to the lagfest
>Mulgore is literally 95% druids
Servers straight up OFFLINE for me now. ITS OVER.
nobody was retarded enough to think the game would be playable for several days, right?
ironically, the people who start queueing up now will likely be able to get a better play session than the people who got in first
LFM deadmines be green/blue geared
Ok, see you guys tomorrow, clearly we're not playing today.
>>532771345so is Teldrassil kek
>>532771345genuinely the least appealing vanilla race, no one would play them at all if not for druids
>>532771324>8klook again
its over 10k now
>>532771345What else is there to even play as Tauren? I guess Warrior but its now worse
Kezan fags just go to guru, we are playing just fine
>everyone running in place and lagging only to get disconnected over and over again
i'll come back in about 12 hours
>>532771324queuecucks will hop to gurufashy for shorter wait times and we will end up winning long term
>>532771345Did you really expect anything less?
>>532771345>xhe fell for the doodoo memewtf you except picking the most broken class
>>532771345why else would you play a cow
I hope nobody had any plans today, this is your whole day.
>>532771345There didn't seem like that many human hunters.
>>532771391I got in second 1 and the connection was frozen for 20 seconds at a time. Then I disconnected.
>>532771324You didn't think the ghetto server with a end of life plan before it launched was a serious thing right?
You'd have to be pretty stupid to actually get meme'd into rolling there
Yo guys by the way where do you pick the challenges? Though it was character select but I didn't see any. Starting zone NPC perhaps?
>>532771391What aare you talking? It crashes every 3 min
>Time stolen.
>Hype stolen.
>Life stolen.
>>532771439Turan Shaman are cool. Would play that if not for Dwarfs being Shaman.
>I'll just come back later when the server is more stable
Couldn't be me.
>>532771345lemme guess dun morogh is 95% shaman and tirisfal glades is 95% paladin
What if they make new servers to reduce load and I roll on a server that will be dead in 2 weeks? Will I receive a free character transfer?
>>532771345>only 2 races can be druid>why is every single one of those 2 races a druid???Considering the poll numbers this was to be expected.
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>>532771345Welcome to wow classic. First time?
Druids are by far the class that got the most new tools, its not a surprise.
>>532771345Dun Morogh is 80% shamans
how come you guys have that weird STV style login screen but I still have the old black portal one
I updated everything as it says on the 'poch site
>>532771457You'll be left behind by then
>>532771548The second town of each starting zone has them
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The pserver launch experience...
Kino...
>>5327715482nd town like Brill or whatever
it has never been more over...
>>532771457>screaming abuse and optimal anti-lag strategies in /yellkek, it's the undead starting zone alright
>>532771324never falling for the overflow server meme again
grubhub will be a ghost town in less than a month
everyone please leave queue now. i am a 36 year old kissless virgin and this is all i have. please...
this shit killed my excitement
>>532771575Teldrassil is the only area that works.
I'M ONLY FUCKING IN LADS
>All of the motionless undead standing around everywhere
Hohohoh, creepy
>>532771548i know explorer you can pick up at like 6 so it's probably in the first hub area with an inn after you get out of the lowbie tutorial area
>>532771575>Allah'ThalasInshallah
>>532771575NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM FALLING BEHIND I NEVER BE ABLE TO RAID NOW. PLEASE NO I DONT WANT TO BE A HEALKEK.
how do i see my own name in game?
>>532771345>people flock to the overbuffed classWho would have thought?
>>532768062 (OP)I never got into WoW and thus don't know shit about it, but that OP image is seriously making me consider it.
Dancing
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KEK im going back to Turtlewow
Knew Project Eflop was gonna be a disaster
>>532771324it might've been 1k four minutes ago lol
Yeah we're going back to turtle
>>532771736goldshire
can't start them over a certain level, 8 for explorer i think? i'd just pick it up at 5 honestly
>>532771629>clowMore line clown.
Voice chat in their DC is hilarious
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Maybe this time....
10k in queue after crashing 2x, this is classic+
Fuck me, I managed to log back 3 times and now I'm stuck in queue. Even managed to kill a mob.
>PvP tourists ruining the server
>>532771736No like the second mini town Goldshire, Razorhill, Brill etc.
did these retards NOT EXPECT THIS
I AM NOT WAITING 300MINS FOR A QUEUE FUCK YOU
>>532771708><1 minute>disconnected
seems like gurubashi shilling campaign didn't work
>>532771752>1 minI'll be playing in less than 60 seconds, dumb frogposter!
how do i see my own name in game??
>>532771892bro just play later?
10k queue on Kezan
3.5k queue on Gurubashi
not sure if those numbers are right, but thats what it shows for me atm.
> queue
> disconnected
> servers shown as offline
> "connected" for a minute
> previous place in queue + 1.5k
> repeat
It's so over
>>532771804>be streamer>all day instant pass>be me, pleb>8000+ que / 200+ min waitI hate epoop
>yfw they panic launch a 3rd server to split the population even more
>>532771836friend says kezan queue is up to 15k
They should just open two more servers. I don't care about your feelings you black fucking ape, I wanna play this shit
This is such fucking horse shit. I was logged in. I was running around the starting area. And it disconnected me and put me in the fucking queue with all the third worlders and now I have to wait upwards of 2 hours? Fucking why? I'm punished for being faster and having a better computer and internet than these fucking poorfags? How is that fair?
I was fucking PLAYING why the FUCK did I get put in a queue after being disconnected? Shouldn't I just be able to log back in immediately? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR
>>532771892just play MoP Classic or Anni until your queue pops silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrS4gd7alo Muzzy is in queue too.
>Running all the way to undercity in the lag
I'll be fishing in no time.
>>532771892>yah hans, ze saturday launch sounds zike a great idea
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Haha I'm assured to get in now
See you in Teldrassil, losers
leave me some space, brothers
What happend to the:
>We're only letting 1.000players in at the start and slowly increase it as players leave the starting zones
Alright guys ill see you in 4 hours, have fun logging in and hoping you get a chance accepting that first quest.
how do i see my own name in game???
>>532771986dont be baka
COME TO GURUBASHI
You want to be an aryan gigachad and not a cringe brown carebear right??? GO TO FUCKING GURUBASHI SO I CAN LOG IN
>>532771967They could panic launch a third, fourth, fifth, sixth realm, and it literally wouldn't matter, since they plan to merge them anyway, when population drops.
>>532771967I just want to play. Don't mind if they do that.
>Project Epoop has been successfully uninstalled from your pc
>>532771324>he doesn't knowKezan is the one everyone is funneled at first, people are bound to realize they can hop straight to pvp. Not everyone knows which realm is which due to massive hype
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>QUE IS MOVING
I REPEAT IT'S FUKING MOVING NOW
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT
catsmoke
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>>532771575>>532771707Shalakalakem my Night Elf Brothers, the Orcish Kaffir will taste Nature's Wrath, Praise be to Elune.
>roll on gurubashi for comfy lower pop
>5k queue anyway
fuuuUUUUUUUUUCK
>>532772065The devs are retarded and don't actually have that technology
its over
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>>532772050> entire raid that doesn't smoke has to wait
>>532772093settings.... nameplates.... own name
now, why do you guys have a stv login screen and I still have the old black portal one
im afraid I installed something wrong
the servers need to crash so i can get back into the game
>>532772113Brown ESLs are typically the people who go to PvP. I've seen the kind of shit you post.
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Bros... should I leave Gurubashi and join Kezan? It has the bigger queue....
>queue hasn't moved for 2 minutes
it's fucking over......................
>>532771783I'm a big fan of these
JUST OPEN MORE SERVERS YOU GERMAN NIGGERS
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I still maintain that they should've launched Friday, so we had the whole weekend of dealing with crazy traffic. Maybe it will calm down by next week
enjoy your permanent login screen, kezannies
They should have an IQ test as a capcha and only those in the top percentile are allowed to login
>>532772265>Should I join the server where I'll wait 6 hours to join instead of 2 hours when ultimately both of them will be merged if the populations drop too muchBig brain.
>>532772159I dont see my Kezan queue moving, but the time is naturally going down
>>532772239did you set up and run the epoch launcher?
>>532772159It's not moving.
I'm sub 50 and it hasn't moved by 1 in the past 5 minutes. If you're in a queue you aren't getting in.
>>532772159report when you are in please
LFM RFC no more paladins
you did get in right anon? we're all starting dungeons already and you're gonna be left behind
Someone invited me to a party so we could quest in the starting zone but now they're offline. Should I wait for them to log back in?
>Gurubashi is full of ESLs
lmao
>>532772330>all gnome players
>>532771578> stood in que> went to eat> came and saw disconnectsee you tomorrow
>>532772239thank you so much
I managed to kill ONE wolf while logged in, i am 25% into level 1 !!!
>>532772113I don't give a fuck what you shitskins say, I'm not playing on your retard realm
>stuck at 3922 for 5 min
It's over
HEY EPOCHNIGGERS DIDN'T YOU TRANNIES HAVE TWI STRESS TESTS JUST FOR THIS REASON?????
ALL THOSE WERE FOR IS SO GAYTOTES THE NIGGER BITCH CAN FEEL SOME POWER IN HIS PATHETIX LIFE FOR ONCR ABD BAN PEOPLE FOR """RACISM"""
FUCK YOU EPOCHSHILLS
>People still believe DDOSes are real
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>>532772141IT'S HAPPENING
>my days off are in the middle of the week
>while you cucks are beta testing the login I'll get in with no issue on my days off and get to level 40 while the rest of you struggle over getting to level 10
feels good.
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>Kezan is full
>on record saying there's about a 5k-8k server cap
>9k+ queue
>that means there's at least 14k-17k people trying to play
I am not going to get in today.
this is basically turn based combat, 1 hit every 30 seconds. Who is going to win?
>>532772442As a priv mostly guy this is the desired experience that beats playing with Western trannies, paypigs and incels by a longshot.
>>532772376I did, it says project epoch on the corner, and I was able to create a character
I ran the epoch launcher ages ago, for the first stress test
epoopxisters...
it's over...
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>>532772385It is, restart your client if not
>>532772536>this is basically turn based combatkino
log in
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Why can't i log in?
>in queue
>8k in front of me
>left queue
>logged in again
>jumped position by about 4k
wtf??
>>532772239>I still have the old black portal one>im afraid I installed something wrongAHAHAHAHAHA
>You have been disconnected
>>532772491HOLD ON! THEY ACTUALLY BAN PEOPLE FOR SAYING THE NIGGER-WORD?? WTF?!
>>532772442Are Evropean hwites considered esl? If so, that's a given.
>over 100k accounts created
>Only 7k / 5k que on kezan and gurobashi
The numbers don't add up
>Blizzard killed SoD so all the tourists would flood Epoch and kill it
>>532772605It just crashed again
We are so back baby!
Nvm servers offline...
>stuck on 90 and <1 minute
>disconnected
Good job EpochNIGGERS
Guys, even if you login, there is like a 1,000,000 MS, there are no NPC's and other players are not moving.
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>DC'd
>Disconnected from server
nice
>>532772524I gave up and gonna watch Unforgiven. I'll come back later tonight.
>>532772605Servers keep crashing
>>532772661Amerimutts are still at work or waking up.
this wait feels just like edging
STOP PLAYING ROGUES YOU DUMB NIGGERS ITS MY CLASS
GUYS A 2ND PLANE HIT THE SERVERS
TURN ON THE NEWS
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
WAKE UP
>>532772708THIS IS STREAMER PROPAGANDA
IM LOGGED IN AND QUESTING JUST FINE I JUST DINGED LEVEL TWO
It's playable now! Almost level 2
>be me
>play multiple MMOs regularly
>PlanetSide, TOR, PoE, Last Epoch (lol), Age of Conan
>kinda want to play classic
>don't want to pay the piggies for a 20 year old game
>decide to check out these "Classic plus" servers
>oh, a new one is launching this week
>install day of
>get the name I wanted
>log in
>laggy mess
>server crashes
>oh, right. that makes sense.
>log out
>go play my other MMOs
>will try again at 3AM once it's dead
Cool game.
I got in for 10 minutes but spent 5 of them trying to get my quest from the NPC and then failed to attack anything until disconnecting.
>>532772661FRESHtards and people who wanna see the shitstorm are the only ones trying to play
>3k people max before queue kicks in
>even with 3k people logged in its completely impossible to play
are you telling me those retards put the login servers on the same system as the fucking game servers?
>the dc didn't even kill the queue
damn
lol
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>server shits the bed at 2.5k players
grim
>skipped my wife's birth to play epoch
>servers are down
You have to be freaking kidding me
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Sorry queuebros, but in-game isn't much better.
Alright guess I'm going to the gym
>disconnected
>didn't lose my spot in queue
oh fuck that was scary
surely my little anon didnt really expect to play today lol
>>532772640NO THEY BANNED PEOPLE FOR RANDOM JOKE NAMES ACTUALLY YOU GERMAN NIGGER
>>532772798I did halfway to lvl 2 before everyone started running in spot.
>in queue
>disconnect
>now even further back in queue
>Everytime it crashes I get further and further back in queue
heh, not feeling so smug anymore are you?
slow and steady always wins
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Oh my fucking God?
bros my mom just picked up the phone and my internet disconnected what the fuck
>Your skill in Staves has increased to 2.
feel left behind yet?
nobody cares about your queue number
nobody cares if your in or not
nobody cares if you DC'd
NOBODY. CARES. ABOUT. YOU.
THE NUMBER IS FREAKING OUT
ion
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>8k
>>532772879kinda weird your wife isn't even born yet
>>532772847y-y-you're not supposed to do that?
is it even possible to separate them?
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1336 queue good job epoch fuck you
>>532773000The gay discord tranny I befriended cares a lot about me
>in queue 11k in front of me
>disconnected from queue
>click again
>log in immediately
KEK YOINK
JUMPED RIGHT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE SUCKERS
>152nd on que
>DC
>Connect
>position in que: 1274
>mfw 27 minutes in and no a single peep from devs
I get that they're probably swarmed with things to do, but what is the purpose of the #updates channel?
im almost level 2 if youre not in now its over
I'm going to go watch some horror kino, things better be fixed by the time I come back.
>>532772893also im the guy with the dark portal login, fuck you nigger who told me to reinstall and that I installed it wrong
Almost done with my first quest.
>get to 500
>disconnect
>position 2052
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I havent been kicked out yet. i can run wherever i wan but no npcs or anything.
POSITION IN QUEUE 6514
ESTIMATED TIME 120 MINS
LET ME IIIINNNNNNNN
Eurangutans are poor and can't afford a proper server. Sad!
That's it, I'm out. This is some Sysyphus shit. Even if you get in the server crashes five minutes (aka around 80 frames worth of of gameplay) later
>relaunch cut the queue in half
AHAHAHHAHA SEE YOU FAGGOTS IN BRILL
https://www.twitch.tv/niv78
come watch this fatty, seems like its the biggest stream rn
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>>532773000>nobody cares i care
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>>532772938>turtletrannies can have 25,000k accounts logged on simultaneously with another 15,000k in que with an average of 350ms in server>epoop can have 2,500k in game before the server shits the bed and crashes biglyTrannydomosama...I FUCKING KNEEL
I have yet to be able to accept the starting quest.
>>532773070what are they supposed to update?
>sorry guys we underestimated the amount of players
>20 MS
>UK host
>No issues getting in
UK priv chads we keep winning.
>>532773076FUCK it's too late for me. I'll wait for the next fresh
>>532773051of course, authentication is always separated from the application
>>532773154not watching your shitty stream bro
Hoping once the server stops buggin out I'll just have a bunch of exploration XP
>>532772995There's not a single class or spec where staff skill is useful, lil bro think he is melee weaving.
>still stuck on Success!
Is it too late for me?
I'M ALMOST IN
FUCK MALE OR FEMALE UNDEAD PALADIN?
There's so many warlocks, the paladins I understand, but the locks?
>>532773180Who wants to play WoW with 25k people connected on 1 server?
>inb4 NostNost was really a big meme that is only remembered for being the genesis of Classic.
>>532773237why, i can shill for F R E E :^)
>>532773274fem ud, at least the dresses look cute on them
>>532773262Acktually its decent for warriors during leveling.
>>532773274>he hasnt already made a character in advancebro its unironically over for you
>>532772872>hehe wrath client is the superior one!>can't handle 2.5k players in different zonesSisters?
>>532773154lord muzzy has 1200 viewers though
Got back in but the peltskinner won't give me his quest.
>>532773239there's going to be a rollback for sure and all of it will be meaningless
>>532773204OFCOM or some other draconian UK agency will get it shut down
your country is a nanny state
>wtii stream
>he cant get a single tag
>his starting quest is still at 0/7 0/4 for 30 mins now
HAHAHA GET FUCKED STREAMER PRIVILEGE CUNT
>>532773273sorry to say but after you get past the queue begins
>>532773318ads are more effective
>>532773180>25,000kwtf even blizzard can't do 2 500 000 players on one server
>>532773375I'm having fun and seeing if there is new stuff while all the NPCs and mobs are unloaded!!!
>>532772939wow you might get to under 1000 before it dies again
neat
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>>532773076I hit a mob twice and I got dced. I'm probably dea, which is a server first if you think about it.
>>532773194No, but they could update us on server cap, since they said it would be rolling. Ktotes won't fuck you lil bro
Actually Epoch has a MASSIVE 24 core server to support their players and the issues are a result of Turtle DDOS attacks.
>>532773274Female
Be my healer bb I will tank for you
the mobs aren't respawning :<<<
What server do I roll on PVP or PVE? where is the guild rolling?
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It's over.
>>532773483CATAPULT SHENNA INTO POKROVSK!
>unplayable with more than 500 players
It's Corecraft all over again!
>>532773262Here's the thing, not a single warrior race starts with staff skill learned.
>>532773483>As of a few moments ago we have ordered yet another larger server. This doubles our processing capabilities to 24 cores / 48 threads as well as 128gb of RAMWTF why don't they get some AWS scaling instances...
Gummy 2 incoming, the kraut is about to announce he's cancelling the server
>Estimated time: < 1 minute
see you later losers
Surely you didn't think you'd get to play for at least the first 24 hours, right?
>>532771439Imagine having this much of a shit taste
hahh, I should have known to be honest, but I feel really silly for taking a day off work for this
bought a shit ton of snacks too
see you in a week, time to play some tf2 while waiting on that 11k queue
I guess it's 1 more sleepie until epochi..
>>532773632>waited all week>FOR THIS
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Im in bros...
>>532773661>just get a house lol
>>532773682ill actually kill myself if that happens
>>532773764imagine the smell
None of the monsters are respawning. My quest says I need to kill these boars but I don't see any of them? Is it bugged?
Is there any way to contact a GM?
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Even if you get past the queue you wont be able to do anything anyway
undead paladin or orc shaman QUICK IM ALMOST IN
>>532773764its an epoch feature
you have to ask for a characters name and pronouns before you can see them
until then theyre unknown to you
The mobs literally don't spawn on my screen anymore.
>>532773853Have you considered requesting a refund?
>>532773853yeah join the discord and @ one
turtlesisters... i kneel.
>>532773807I waited about an hour and I'm still disappointed
>>532773816damn that's barely anyone, is that guru?
>>532773891show modded booba and butta before you d/c
>>532773764Finally Anonymous-WoW!
Did you dudes really expect a smooth launch? Something not even blizzard themselves can achieve?
I'm going to the plaguelands to see if I can spot any new shit. I'll let you all know! unless it's chests.
Turtlesisters, this server was supposed to only hit a few thousand players at launch, it was supposed to die in a couple of weeks :(
Fucking sod refugees who found this server 4 days ago getting in
Wish people shut up about this server
>>532774058it's not moving
>>532774006Surely someone should be able to solve this at some point
>>532773674>>532773709With how much you all hate each other I'm surprised.
https://turtle-wow.org/bug-tracker
Lmfao
>>532773807>waited all month>took vacation for this
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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what is the best pve dps spec
i don't care about pvp, if i want pvp i'll play real pvp games like dota 2 or CS
There's 818 sweaty nerds in front of me in the queue. Do NOT imagine the smell!
>>532774072Wish your dirty gay ass stopped shilling it and even splitting the threads too
>>532774006Au contraire, I planned to wake up tomorrow early to being able to play.
>>532774058The server is dead it just hasn't been reported as offline yet.
>turdie can handle 15k players with no lag
>epoch bugs out at 2500
it's ogre
>>532774058y-you have a queue?
entire server is frozen, nothing moves. probably another crash soon
Did they really not expect the server to be popular? Even accounting for the unexpected refugee wave from SoD.
>>532774072Then maybe you shouldn't have shilled it so hard for past 3 fucking days maybe?
>>532774072Yeah, I love MMOs without people
>>532774006>Did you dudes really expect a smooth launch?Lol fuck no, I didn't expect over 10k queues mind you.
>>532774163Oh no... Did turtle get hacked again?
>>532774163false flag to flood the server launch btw
>>532774235there's nothing they can do. no point investing into more servers when post tourism it will go down to 5% of what is going on now
It's been like 10 minutes and this npc still won't talk to me.
>>532774072I wanna know which one of you retards was making Epoch threads on /v/ every day for the past week
>>532773807>>532774172I left my job and got a divorce for this!!
I WILL GET SERVER FIRST SULFURAS
>only letting 500 people in every hour
>I'm at 1,5k+ spot
>literally at least 4 hours to have a chance to get it (assuming no more disconnects)
>>532774365Can you not just limit how many people are pinging a server at once? Like juts shut down all attempts once a limit is reached
>got in
>set up keybinds and preferences
>exit
See you tomorrow boys!
>>532774384It was one of the trooncord GMs obviously. They lurk shill and damage control in here constantly. People that have posted their discord names in herr have also been targeted and banned for made up shit.
>>532774384>>>/v/716492812lol
any comments from the admins on discord?
Should have done 4 servers at launch with a merge soon after.
dcd
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So far I have found not bunda nor booba, the hunt continues
>>532774476HYPERBOREAN ADJACENT AF
>>532773586The nice dadgaming people seem to be going Kezan. The frogposting slur spamming people seem to be going Gurubashi so pick between those.
>>532774458Will it let you zone into MC?
>>532774489the irony being even if you get into the server it's completely unplayable
>>532774376Are other players moving? You probably got silently disconnected.
>kezan
*inhales*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532774638Oh for sure I am dc and stuck.
>>532774604i can't believe they cancelled the server
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>DETAILED LOGIN INCOMINGGET READY TO RE-START YOUR CLIENTS
yeah
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>>532774518isn't ddos such a wide spread issue exactly because you can't do that? at least that's the way i understand it
>>532774584Why didnt they make like 5 servers all PvE, then force merge them into the main server after a week? With how they set up reserved names copying it would have been fine.
>>532774518you don't understand anything
I blame Deca for all of this.
Can't even connect to Kezan and Guru has a 5k que. Nice launch.
>cant even get into queue
>>532774604>>532774698>stay tuned as we add logging
>>532774710>>532774732Well they should be able to do that, its retarded. Just have a svalve ont he internet pipes that closes once a certain pressure limit is reached.
Servers down? Queue isnt moving
>>532774730haha black people are so funny i love them so much
>claim that they're cloning the character db from kezan over to gurubashi
>my characters from kezan aren't on gurubashi
what did they mean by that
>>532774132The solution is either
a) this. there's no point spending cash on what is a temporary surge.
b) offer your asshole in payment to something like AWS and hope they'll be gentle. they will not.
SPRINGSOCKET, BADLANDS. HOME
>>532775050That's a reasonably impressive amount of jogging dwarf. First undead to reach BB wins a free blowie.
>>532774058>types que instead of queue>gets repliesfucking spic thread
>>532775050Is that a new town?
>>532768062 (OP)What's causing the unable to connect errors on login? I can't get in and create chararacters.