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Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When does Project Epoch release?
Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST

>What is Project Epoch?
Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.

>What are some of its features?
New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.

>Latest News
In anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.

>Previous
>>532774854

im getting sleepy *yaaaawwwwnnnn*

first for dead

pvp cucks btfo lol

P-POCHIE....

>>532783590 (OP)
>PvE server left out again
gurubashi pvpablos stay scared

I managed to connect before the server was kill but got the error below when loading. Do you think it might be the addons or?

ERROR #132 (0x85100084) Fatal Exception
Program: D:\Project Epoch\Project-Epoch.exe
Exception: 0xC0000005 (ACCESS_VIOLATION) at 0023:007B79DA

Epoch trannies on suicide watch. Suck my dick.

>kezantard

It's over isn't it...

what am I supposed to play now

>>532783590 (OP)
Cumming on those tits

Turtle eternally won, feel free to take the entire rest of this thread to apologize to Turtle and the developers

me bored

Gurub cucks get to enjoy a week of pvp before the server dries up and merges with a full PvE server btw

>>532783624
That's a good thing

>>532783590 (OP)
>not whitemane butt
lame, someone catfish me

Vanilla WoW was worse than this. I was there in the beginning.

>>532783847
A sub 1000 pop isnt worth playing

>>532783590 (OP)
how can anyone compete with human female warrior

>>532783795
ask GPT, unironically, it has 20 years of WoW tech support in its memory

>>532783902
DEECKA

>>532783818
trannysockwearer. i kneel

>>532783902
You're the one who attracted all the niggergoyim normies with your /v/edditor threads

You did this to yourself you whore

>>532783808
Yofukashi no Uta

>>532782867
bodes so well for the future with 4chan guilds on this realm! i really like that dev who kept saying he couldn't wait for 4chans to make guilds here so he can ban them!

https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y

blizzy protect

>Nelf shadowsteps front of you

Whats your next move?

>>532783590 (OP)
She fucks Blood Elf males.

i only vaguely remember what day 1 was like but nostalrius had a working queue at least

>>532784065
>>532783814

>>532783590 (OP)
Im not playing if alexsensual isn't playing

>no new class
shit game

pooch...

>>532784017
>i really like that dev who kept saying he couldn't wait for 4chans to make guilds here so he can ban them
KEK is that real???

Hordesissies...

where is the turtle general?
I'm not joining FMC 2.0

guess I'll use this time to grind back up to plat 3 in marvel rivals

>>532783795
Thanks for posting that. I was wondering if the client is also crashing, which it seems to be doing, which is what you would call "bad." Glad I am not wasting my time until they fix these issues, if ever.

>>532784065
my felhound can have her I dont have time

time to collect more bananas

Bros how did the devs not prepare for this? They should've known it was going to be a big launch and made sure they could handle it. More QA, more stress tests with realistic numbers? Getting ready to rapidly scale? Do they have pajeet developers maybe?

>>532784065
Gouge, Restealth, cheap shot her asshole

devs are saying it’s going to be down until tomorrow night or Monday.
Everyone laugh at Epochtrannys!

>>532784065
How can I stop her, she is an elf and superior to me in every way.

>>532784065
I add them to my block list.

>60 minutes of complete radio silence

Ktotes hanging himself in Forklift Truck Simulator 2025 right now

Holy shit these amateurs kek, i bet the Turtle, Warmane and Tauri devs are laughing their asses off rn

>>532784065
it's gonna take me days to fully glaze those

Turtlewow unreal client... any day now...

EPOCHuds we lost.... This means we need to go back to Turtle, make a pretty girl character, take estrogen, and get a strong, masculine, alpha Orc BVLL bf

y'all way too hyped for some fotm slop doacraft playtbc type launch server

guys im in
having a blast in elwynn forest rn

>>532783590 (OP)
Fuck this shit. I'm playing MOP

guess I'll just crank it until the servers are up, any recs?

Should have stopped account registrations a week ago to keep out the secondaries from launch

>The max player count will be set to 2k and the level cap will be set to level 10 so players cannot get too far ahead during this time.

>max player count set to 2000
LMAO

good job epoch devs, now thousands of players are complaining to blizzard for tech support.

>we're giving up and asking other people to fix it and we have no idea how long it's going to take, sorry
alright man

We're going to deploy changes soon to disable the queue, this means you will be immediately disconnected if the server is full. The max player count will be set to 2k and the level cap will be set to level 10 so players cannot get too far ahead during this time.

We are still investigating the issues and smarter minds are working on rewriting the queue system. We will keep the realm up for as long as we can, and if it goes down it will stay down until we deploy further fixes.

This has been a monumentally large launch and we are thankful to everyone who wants to log in and play, and we're sorry that it hasn't gone smoothly. We're committed to getting as many players into the game as possible as soon as possible.

>>532784283
They are British, mostly 30-40 years old, and previously ran a garrys mod harry potter rp server and have shenna&crogge on staff as well as a few mmowned forum mods who previously were involved in moltenwow (warmane) and kratoswow.

>>532784367
blasting a load of jizz into your lying bitch mouth

>>532784346
now say it again without all the buzzwords

>>532784324
What do you want them to do? They can't write a script or something to make this possible, neither are they buying additional servers. This is fucked. The normie wave will lose patience, fuck off and the server will die. end of

2K pop is still too much for the first day of leveling

>account registrations open up to launch
>stress test results ignored
>launched on a saturday
>queue itself causing lag issues
>apparently did not have any sort of logging for detecting issues on the server
anything else?

>>532784170
It is which is fucked up. Usually I wouldn't pay much attention whenever a dev says shit like that but with how ban happy they already are with what people say both ingame and in the discord it makes me weary that one of them might actually do that shit for once. If anything I'll just steer clear of any 4chan guilds for now just to see if a dev actually does that shit or not

Whole general is a larp. No one actually plays epoch.. no one can, even. Send me a ping on discord whenever this slop is playable..

And by the way, it's been two hours since launch and still no one can play this so called "server". Yes, I have been keeping track!!

>>532784479
LVL 10 KEKSHED AHAHAHAHAH

It's fucked.

>until closer to our release date on the 26/07/2025
>on the 26/07/2025
Sar please do the needful and do not register please sar!

>>532784401
agapilord hmv's

>>532784479
WHAT

>>532784483
based britcucks accidentally DDOSing blizzard

I'M SORRY TURTLE PLAYERS, PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS FOR THE +10 FR RESIST

SHIT FUCKING SERVER

>nost launch in 2015 had like 50k queues and 20k in game
>had nearly 1 million registered accounts
>epoo a decade later can't even handle more than 2k players in game and a queue 1/5th the size
What the actual fuck? Where is the technology? Fucking krauts are losing to Shenna even, a zigger tranny.

>>532784479
>>532784505

It's fucking over....

>>532784479
dead on arrival

why is there no wow feet art?

2k cap?
Are they fucking retarded?
Okay, disable the queue, but your server should have been able to handle 5k people minimum.
What year is this?

>>532784479
>They did what I wanted with the level 10 cap
Hell yeah

>>532784479
>2k cap
og vanilla blizzlike :D

>they don't know how to fix it
holy kek

registration closed
joining discord blocked for 24 hours
2k pop cap
level 10 cap
yeah this shit is dead on arrival LMAO

>>532784479
WORSE THAN SODDY

>>532784479
>level 10 limit
is this the new SoD? Poggers

>>532784505
>the level cap will be set to level 10
No fucking way lol

>level 10 cap
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ACTUALLY OVER

anybody wanna goon it out while waiting? I have a webcam

>>532784479
HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO OVER

>>532784565
how out of touch can you be

>>532784324
I'd rather them be toiling in silence than wasting time with useless updates.

>level fucking 10
that's 2 hours max

>>532784520
>British
>in 2025
Every time I see British I just see Paki/Indian

found a weird shed... is this also in regular wow?

>>532784479
LITERALLY A LVL 10 DEMO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532784479
>2k population
>max level 10 cap
THE
AB
SO
LUTE
STATE

>>532784479
Ok this is actually bad. Like among the worst pserver launches I've ever seen if this is their response.

FUCKING SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE

>>532784483
>thousands of players are complaining to microsoft blizzard for tech support
the bots at microsoft wont even bat an eye at telling everyone to delete their WTF folder

>2k cap

Everlook had 6k players on launch, why can they not match that ..?

>>532784730
are you a girl?

back to turtle wow and mop classic

It's so fucking over. Might as well get a new launch date, FFS.

Seriously, how could nost handle 20k players including chinks and other thirdies but 2000 players on epoch and everything shits the bed

>>532784479
>>532784505
>>532784565

TURTLE WON APOLOGIZE

GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

TVRTLE BVLLS DOMINANTE

These idiots actually believe people will close the game when they hit level 10

>>532784753
Yes that's in every top 10 creepy wow videos

Finally, the shitters are being filtered. See you in 2 days kezan bros :)

>>532784750
just fish bro

>>532784753
yes
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Newman%27s_Landing

I want to hit level 10 and get my pet!

ENJOY YOUR LEVEL 1-10 DEMO LMAOOOOO

>>532784479
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING RETARDS IT'S DEAD FOR REAL

>lvl 10 cap
an actually good change, fuck you speedrunning cvcks

>>532784604
Nost was a complete shitshow if you wanted to play the game. It was novel because 20k people were online and that was it.

>>532784753
They should put those invisible ghosts from duskwood in there

LEVEL 10 KEK

>>532784841
>hitting level 10 and getting twinked out
>late joiners will have to deal with my level 150 professions pwning their ass
LMAOOOOOO

>>532784479
>Max 2k & Lv10 cap

>I didn't sit down with my parents for saturday dinner for this

>>532784780
they were begging for c++ devs in their stress tests, not really a uh... surprise at all. hell stress test 2 i found that wrath crashed the realm

>>532784567
Whoops forgot screenshot

>>532784479
>level cap
>LEVEL CAP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532784479
thats like 1k each side.....

>>532784479
>>532784565
>>532784505
Holy shit this is bad

>>532784885
You have to pay 15/month to play past level 10

>>532784479
sleep

>>532784943
Thats still better than letting people have no limits at all

Anyone else getting the CONTACT SUPPORT shit?

>>532784479
epoochuddies in the ground tonight
turtle trannies gonna have a good time
and ross finna lose him mind
we just wanna see you
BOTCH THAT

>can't go past level 10 if you managed to get in
you can play wow for free up to level 20
blizzard wins again

>>532784479
Jesus Christ

so... huh

should have coded their servers in GO.

>>532784840
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SHENNA PLS LET ME GO BACK I WONT EVER BETRAY YOU AGAIN

>>532784730
goooooon
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67e6b69ef39da

Level 10 WSG, LFG!!! I am going to be decked out in the best gear!

I'm going to be a bis geared lvl 10. I will only accept you in my deadmines group if you also farmed lvl 10 bis gear.

>>532785024
Theres no queue. You just spam until you get in or not.

post feet art pls

>>532784912
Maybe for a single day, but you could actually play. I got to 60 on Nost, it was great.

Many adhd freshtards will have a meltdown and give up. SoDomites will just go back to paypig to blizzard. In a week it will fully be playable

Rate this launch on a scale of 1 to 10.

>People who get in will hit 10, mass farm all sorts of mats, linen cloth, herbs, ore, fuck it they could even form raids and farm woolen cloth from higher level mobs while the remaining 10k people or whatever are stuck in queue

Yeah that's cool and fair. Nah, I think epoch is done for. What a joke. Worst server launch I've ever seen.

>level 10 cap
comfy gurufishing in gurubashi

What's wrong with a level cap while they fix the main problems? Roll up an alt, level some professions, fish. Go do some comfy level 10 PvP.

It's SO over. I'm gonna goon to loli hentai instead.

>>532784753
If the queues were still open, you'd see a thousand player spawning in that house

if we apologize and kneel before turtle, will they turn off the DDOS?

Lmao Turtle mods banning anyone that even mentions the word "Epoch" has got to be the most surgically removed dick energy I have seen in a long time. What's the point? Everyone who plays there already know that Epoch exists. Do you not trust in the loyalty of your own base of weirdos?

>>532784910
>cap it at 10
>after launch week increase level cap by one every day
brilliant desu

>>532785116
If youre a week behind youre not gonna make it into any guilds worth a shit

>>532784479
Wouldn't it be better to let people advance further so we don't have even more bottlenecks?

Server up for just two hours and I have already dealt with the horde permanently. Frustrated?

>>532784479
and here i was worried i was gonna miss out
sheeeeeeeeeeit, guess i can fuck off for today and come back next week

EPOCH SUCKS
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
now leave the server so I can play

>>532785145
What would you prefer they do? A rollback after a day or so of testing?

>>532785142
-1000000

>>532784753
The cuckshed

>>532784479
I'll come back in a few days lol, fuck this.

>Get to finally experience the absolutely KINO lv 10 wpvp on Gurabashi
So fuarking hyped bros

>>532785174
NO NEGATIVITY IN THE HRT ROOM

still not seeing feet, i am getting worried

HAPPENING

>>532785261
I just want to be able to lock in my other character names =/

I know who to blame, do you?

this was their one chance
everyone is already going back to turtle, SOD and mop classic

>>532785243
I kneel my queen

Back in!

i am one of the chosen 2000 blessed by the 'poch...

Honestly the only way to experience WoW is through Blizzard. If they just did something about the gold buying and botting Classic would be perfect

Just got in, servers are down so people are shitposting about being able to play/powerlevel

Sitting on the kaytotes taking a big stinky sweaty peoject epoch right now. Might need an eredun do unclog the kaytotes after.

I AM IN NO JOKE

>>532785359
jews.

>>532785243
NelfGODS, I kneel...

I'M IN FAGGOTS SEE YOU LATER

Wait, what's stopping people from getting all their alts to 10?

>>532785292
Post-pone the launch by a few days, launch it on tuesday noon or something. That's better than letting some people get ahead.

>>532784479
>can run 8000-10000 bots on your turd 2000 dollar pc at home
>epoop can't even run 2000 players
>on 2011+24 hardware
release the code already so i can just play this turd on SPP

>>532784479
I can't imagine being one of the losers waiting for months if not years for THIS

I AM INSIDE
UNIRONICALLY

>>532784565
>so players cannot get too far ahead
are they retarded? i WANT them to get ahead so my zones aren't full ffs

WE ARE SO BACK

lvl 10 cap is the worst possible solution.
everyone will just stay online leveling professions.
everyone will max professions on 10 alts.

I felt sorry for the devs at first but this is actually retarded. Should have never trusted the devs.

Economy ruined.

IM IN HAHAHAH SUCK TO BE YOU

>>532784479
>you will be disconnected if the server is full
but the server will always be full...

>250 queue
FUCK

seee ya latter

>super laggy even at 2k
This server is DOA isn’t it?

>>532785463
>>532785493
NOOOOOO
LEMME THE FUCK IN TOO

I'm masturbating in the logscreen~

level 10 deadmines raid let's fucking GOOOO

>efag devs locking discord reactions to only ones that give them hearts and gigachad faces so you can't hit them with "mean" emotes that express your disappointment
Brb going to go pay Muhammad to splash acid in Ktotes face.

>>532785725
I need Asuna-anon to milk me during the queue

>no queue, you just get instantly disconnected if the server is full

cool
fuck this whore server

>>532785725
lets hop on vc so i can hear you moan

Bro what kind of servers are the using? Dell PowerEdges from 2011?

American here, please go to bed EUcucks.

>position in queue 400

>>532784479
>no queue so you have to autistically sit there and spam login to hope you get a spot
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.

>level cap
>servers can't handle 2k players
>only 2 servers
bruh.

Great. Now I'm just never going to be able to get in and there will be 2k people maxing out fishing or some retarded bullshit.

Just need some boars..how is everyone else making on right now?

>warmane can handle 50k players on one realm with a 150 player login queue

so what class do i roll once they open registrations again?

>>532784834
Vanilla is easier to optimize than wrathy, you asked for wrath client, you got what you wanted

>>532785915
>No Guild
>Friends: 0
Based

>>532785457
Cut your nasty toenails

>>532785845
vietnamese rice farmers have more powerful hardware
my t480s thinkpad is on par with their hardware
you could probably daisy chain four 2017 nintendo switch 1s and have faster hardware

>Got level 11 before they put the cap
>It doesnt stop me from leveling
lmao see ya suckers

>>532785610
ANY MOMENT

>tourists already fucked off to blizzard

>Devs forgot to turn on hyper spawns
LMAO what a shitshow this is

>>532785993
I was going to ask Clara to be my friend but shortly after that screenshot they disconnected

So let me get this straight
No queue
No ability to ever join the server again (2k cap with 10k queue means u have 0 chance to join even at 4:00AM)
Everyone who was lucky enough to join right after last crash will now be permanently ahead.
Fuck these niggers.

>>532784762
even the free trial was lvl 20

>>532786060
>hyper spawns
Wtf is that

>>532786019
I will after I'm done taking this epoch and I take a shower retard

>stress tests looked good
lmao.

>>532786119
moar boar

>used my pto from work to take 5 days off only for the server to be running on dialup
What a waste

>>532786120
Good, that will soften them up real good, careful not to cut into the skin anon

german engineering btw

Stroking to mommy Whitemane while I wait for the server to work...

So is this the worst pserver launch ever?

>>532784479
good idea, this will cause the 70% of tourists who weren't going to make it past level 10 in the first place not bother with the server at all now
the longterm dream pop is 2.5-3k

>Masturbated earlier twice with that Whitemane OP from hours ago
>Come back and it's still with issues
Another one, why the hell not?

>>532786079
I don't even know how this shit works without a queue system, you just spam login and pray rng or ping or whatever lets you get the slot that was possible freed up just then?

Fucking cooked man.

They disabled dynamic mobs spawning, there like 10 mobs for 400 people.

Why do so many artists care about others "being ahead"

It's not like patches will roll out faster for them

>>532786039
They disabled queues bro you're in the void rn

>HAHA WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF WE LIMITED THE SERVER POP BUT ALSO DISABLED THE QUEUE SO NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA IF THEY CAN LOGIN OR NOT

>>532786243
stop you will cum blood ! ! !

I'm taking a shit and laughing my ass off reading this thread

>>532786119
basically disabling spawn cooldowns.

>>532785725
>>532785782
For me? Its the Toki-anon

>>532785243
We did it. Ashenvale is safe.

>>532784604
>>epoo a decade later can't even handle more than 2k players in game and a queue 1/5th the size
epoch was never really meant to be the new nost. it was meant to be a fun server with a pop similar to turtle. but the hype rose beyone the devs grasp due to sod and turtle running out of content at the same time of the release

Blizzard... i'm sorry
maybe i should resub

This has to be the most retarded launch I've ever seen. 2k players and no queue. How do you get in? just repeatedly spam log in for hours.

I can't believe I actually fixed my sleep cycle and woke up at 7 am to do my work early so I could spend the rest of the day playing
fuck self improvement, I'm staying up to 5 am again

>>532786137
>Ok Ranjesh, you're the one in charge of QA. How did the stress tests on our server go?
>Oh very good sar! Perfect sar! Pratesh and Sumya did all stress tests, 100%!
>Ok let's get it ready for launch

Guys can you log off so I can make bags for people? At least I can be helpful with a level cap

it's over, they need to sell out to shenna right now it's the only way

>>532786346
gaped

>>532786268
small retarded dev team
prease understanu

>>532786305
>>532786039
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHERE I END UP

>>532786274
Because being ahead means you don't need to wait for 2 hours to get the respawns needed to do a single quest.

TRVKR

>>532786274
How did you know I was a musician, glowie?

>>532786346
kek

Quick what's the BiS for level 10 Warrior?

Crogge was right.. Epoch DOA, they'll beg for money next month.. weak staff can't handle it.. no cash for anti-ddos, no money for ads.. server crashed at launch like a stone into the abyss.. no way up from this pit of failure.. we're all going down with this sinking ship, watching it drown in real time.. NGMI

>>532786431
>similar to turtle
Turtle's pop a month ago was reaching 15k peaks, retard. Turtle's dead time is Epoch's limit, lmao

>There are people who think people will hit level 10 and just log off
nigga I'm doing profs and when done with that moving to another character, you can have my spot when I DC or the server crashes.

we're all in mop classic

Warrior with mining/engi for WPVP or rogue if I'm funmaxxing

>>532786438
>German(turk) devs trying to wrangle English(paki) server tech support
Grim

I got up and went to get my chili started in my crockpot.
>try to connect
>success!
>instantly disconnected

What'd I miss?

>>532786568
This doesnt make me wanna play Turtle either anon. Devs begging for money, ads and store items isnt selling it.

>seeing randoms get banned within 1-2 seconds in discord
the trannies are MAD

>>532784479
HAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

>>532786515
*banned because Krauts can't handle freedom of speech nor criticism*

Level 10 cap, everyone lets go wsg ez gear

>friend got in
>I didn't

yeah im going back to my privately hosted progression based single player server with ollama playerbots

>>532786686
Server pop is hardcapped at 2k
They disabled the queue system so you can't just wait and get in, you have to keep spamming login and hope you take an open slot
The people who get to play are levelcapped at 10

just spin up some more computers in the cloud for your servers

LFG Kobold Camp Cleanup

>>532786686
They disabled queues so everyone gets to try to log in but will get disconnected if it's full. How do you know if it's full? log in.

Warlock or Hunter and why?
pls help anons

HAHAA I'M IN EAT SHIT QUEUE NIOGGERS

>>532784479
>all those newfaggot retards replying to this finding out megaserver launches are always this
every time with these fucking tourists.

Why are people refusing my fucking group invite? Do they not know that quest loot is shared on epoch?

>Streamers already level 10 with banks full of cloth, minerals and herbs

JUST OPEN MORE SERVERS NIGGA

>>532786489
queue dropping
waittime rising
aaaAAAAAAA

still laggy as fuck with 2k limit. shenna... save us...

>>532786542
Copper Battle Axe

>>532785725
others can enjoy the game in my stead...

You're not actually wasting your saturday evening on waiting in a queue and disconnecting right?

>>532786921
bro...

>>532786687
You think you can run a server with thousands of people entirely for free? Doesnt work that way idiot

Someone write me a script that will spam login so I can go do other things, thanks.

>>532786885
At least with a queue you can get in if you're patient. With queues disabled unless you're spamming log in on loop you aren't getting in ever.

>>532786903
They're gay and retarded. Maybe all 3

what a monumental shitshow

>>532786903
>expecting people to read everything about a server before making an account
boy are you in for a rude awakening

>you will be disconnected if the server is full
Since queue system is disabled, the server will get hammered even harder than before, since people will keep trying to get in to check if theres a slot. Also the server will always be full anyway. What the fuck are these niggas doing?

>>532784479
is this 2000 players on kezan/gurubashi each or both?

>>532786984
Nost did it

This is legitimately the worst private server launch I've ever seen.

>>532786961
Of course not, there's no q so I'm not waiting.

>hyper spawn isn't working because of the server lag
wow.

>>532786967
I WILL MAKE IT
I WILL MAKE IT
I WILL MAKE IT

>>532787079
based newfriend

I can't play with VPN?!??

DROPPED

>>532787071
>YOU CANT JUST BRING UP THIS FACT FROM A DECADE AGO

Screw this garbage add me on discord and let's goon to whitemane together~
ss

oshiriyoodesu

>>532787079
doing better than gummy's

>>532786812
whos gonna pay?

>>532786903
Most people playing on any pserver at launch are retailbros finding out from their streamer or discord friends about a new FOMO. In retail the only people inviting are bots trying to get you in a raid so they can spam gold selling ads. In retail you also have shared quest tags and shared loot while in solo play so they literally don't understand that you must group up if you want to get shit done fast.

so this shit is pretty much DoA?
say what you want about turtle but at least they run a tight ship over there.

>>532787134
you're going to get kicked out as soon as the queue runs out

Are they cooked?

>>532787147
Name 5 servers that launched worse than this.

>>532787054
2000 players on the internetz. When people log off 4chins you'll be able to get in.

>>532787182
Goon to what?

>>532783902
I hope you learned your lesson

it's stale

>>532786515
so what's he wanting them to do, keep the server up where you literally couldn't see a single mob spawn because it was lagged to hell?

are you one of the lucky 2000?

>>532787224
>tight ship
bro they reduce the field of what the server shows you to reduce lag, they haven't set it back to normal in 3 years.

>tourists think this is the worst pserver launch
ahahahahahhahahHAHHAHHAHAHASHDJAASJKDASDWAEFAGGOTHASDSKJ

>>532787071
>He doesnt think patrons were supporting Nost behind the scenes for advantages

this is like the rapture, 2k ppl are chosen to game

>>532787182
i really regret deleting my hypnoslut whitemane f-list profile

>>532787316
Take the server down, fix your fucking backend shit, fix the queue then let everyone play. This staggered FOMO bullshit is the worst thing they could've done.

>>532787224
people will rather stare at a login screen than play ChangWow

what quest addon do i need for this
i dont want to follow an arrow but atleast see stuff on my map

>instantly disconnected on login now
I'm going to sleep at 3 pm, looks like

>>532787134
>>532787226
WORTH A TRY

>>532787251
Every Blizzard server. So around ~100 already.

I was able to log in and the game is functional, but very laggy. I don't understand why it's even so laggy if only 2k players are online and there's no queue or anything

>>532787339
>playing wow
>lucky
Some people are blessed with ignorance, be thankful to be among them.

Screw this, maybe servers will be fixed by next wednesday or something. Hope you guys have fun with it.

>>532787182
Can we play epoch together when it stabilizes?

Fellow luckbros who got in, reminder to use an auto-clicker/jumper to remain logged in.

We can't let the touristsfags take our spot

No point trying to login, the 2000 people who are in know to level logout and will probably run macros to stay active

>>532783590 (OP)
Sex image ai sauce?

>invite people
>they leave after we finish 1 quest
God people are retarded

>>532787549
have you tried talking to them about your plan or are you a silent npc?

>>532786903
Quest loot is for real shared?????

>>532786961
>not setting up a script that spams log in for you

IM IN HBAHAHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY IN IM CHOSEN FOR GREATNESS

fucking level 10...

>>532787549
I knew that it had to be only zoomzooms, but this proves it.

>>532787392
so have nobody enjoy the server on launch day because you couldn't get in? it's level 10, it's not a big deal
>FOMO bullshit
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>532787624
Grok won't tell me how to do it because of "legal and ethical concerns" it's ogre for me

>2000 random people now control the entire economy for the duration of Project Epoch


How can devs fail this hard? A lvl 10 level cap, but no cap on gold/resource farming?

Queue is disabled but people are posting screenshots of being in queue. Curious.

Bro, disconnected?? Just get off the chicken wire internet and get a fiber connection, man! Literally sitting here at level 8, zero lag, ZERO issues, must be some kind of skill issue on your end lmao.
The absolute STATE of gamers today... can't even handle a perfectly smooth launch without crying online or posting those shitty connection error gifs.
Devs are literally carrying this community of tech-illiterates. When I hit 10 I'll just switch characters like a NORMAL PERSON instead of doom-posting about how the sky is falling.
Maybe try getting better internet or whatever instead of blaming Kaytotes's hard work? Just saying.

Can someone explain why there's both a pve server with war mode and a pvp server? One's opt-in pvp and the other's just forced? Is warmode a separate layer?

>>532786489
>>532786921
>>532787134
>>532787436
AHAHAHAHAH I'M IN I BELIEVED

I was hyped
Now i am sad

>>532787147
>>532787362
Epoch trannies in full meltdown right now

>>532787713
>Having some extra ores and the first tier of cloth means you control the server
lol

>>532787424
it's wotlk, you see stuff on the map by default

AAAIIIIEEE SHENNA-SAMA PLEASE FORGIVE ME

is this like, gummycraft 2.0? or remember that one slavic tbbc server that lasted like an hour crashing until it shut down and never came back

ain't playing myself btw
just found out about this whole e-porch thing

They honesty should just do a fresh wipe and start over, this is such a scuffed launch lol

A. People will now login non-stop hammering the server with traffic and
B. It will only piss off the 95% of players who didn't get it and are now at a severe disadvantage in the ratrace that is fresh (especially on Guru)

Just do a clean wipe, launch the server next Wednesday or some shit. Weekend releases are absolutely retarded anyways.

>>532787720
They're incompetent

I was assured that launch would go smoothly, I'm going back to Twow, will probably check this out once the hype dials back a bit.

I hope they change the 2k pop cap, that's borderline dead server. Twow pops 4x that every day.

>>532787692
>so have nobody enjoy the server on launch day because you couldn't get in?
Yes? How is that room temp IQ treating you retard-kun?

>2000 player cap
>10000 people trying to get in
>no queue
So we just arent allowed to play? What the fuck kind of solution is this?

Now that the dust has settled, rate the launch/10 (0 being gummy 10 being nost)

>>532787713
>all those stacks of linen cloth and copper ore they'll have stocked up before everyone else
holy shit...this truly is the end of the server, bros...

>>532787817
ooh based
guess i'm going with no addons then for now

>>532787803
>he doesn't know about STV treasure pools
ngmi

>>532787878
Why didn't you log in before it hit the 2000 player cap?

can you have edgy names? or just something like "penislicker"

WELP BACK TO TURTLE LMAO

They forgot to cap the levels.

should have nuked the germans instead of the japs.

>>532787878
Just hope you get lucky the milisecond you log in it's that easy just win the lottery

I'm a programming retard but surely having people hammer login requests non stop is worse then having a queue?

lol only 2k players and its unplayable

YEP I AM STAYING ON TURTLE

>fresh server with no queue

whats the plan here?

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

ONLY 2,000 PLAYERS ALLOWED TO PLAY

8K ONLINE RIGHT NOW ON TURTLE

TORTA WON

SHENNA WON

EPOCH TRANNIES LOST

>>532787983
They also forgot dynamic respawns

800 humans are fighting over 20 wolves right now kek

These amateur devs holy shit lol

>>532787878
Apparently their queue system is all fucked up and they're in the process of rewriting it I guess?

any one inside? are the changes good?

>>532787858
there is no ratrace bro

the parsie nillers aren't going to bother with some funserver that might be shut down in a week. nobody cares if you are 1 day or 10 days ahead.

>>532787876
>it's just another tranny throwing another hissy fit
now it makes sense

wonder how many hours until they pull the plug and walk away

So, what other games are you gonna play now anons? Wanna play together? And no, not with our dicks

>>532787887
>the Linen Magnates have already joined a conspiracy with the Copper Ore Barons to control the economy
It's over... Hopefully they won't take over fish farming...

I get the population cap but capping levels make no fucking sense what so ever

>>532788093
There's a level 11 in undercity.

>>532788072
Same shit. Problem with que was another shit that not related.

>>532788128
Sorry projecting your own troon self isn't gonna win you any arguments, but I accept your concession.

>>532788205
"We don't want players to get too far ahead, but you can level all 10 alts to level 10 and get their professions to 150."

>>532788090
>>532788078
>>532787982
go home yellow man

so you all fags roll on the forced pvp server?
im way to old for getting camped by zoomers all day

>>532788234
Anon its literally impossible to be 11 in two hours in classic, and thats besides the cap they set

GAYTOTES AND ALL OF THE """DEVS""" AND CORD JANNIES WERE ALL SO SMUG AND KNOW IT ALL JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>532787713
>retards ITT not seeing how this is a big deal

THEY CAN literally farm epic mounts while the rest of the pop is stuck trying to RNG their way into the server.

Not even blizzard is dumb enough to do something like this.

>>532787858
THIS
Fucking re-launch on a WEEKDAY like any person with a brain would

>>532788321
fuck no

>>532788082
You can hear him before you see him...

>>532787362
being old and still playing wow isn't the flex you think it is

I just wanted to play an undead paladin bro
this sucks

>>532788234
proof?

>HAHAHA look at how shit this server is DOA DOA DOA!!!
>wait, what?
>what do you mean they restricted account creation???
>wait where's the queue, how am I supposed to play now??????
>REEEEEEE LET ME IN THIS SERVER I TOTALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!

So how is Epoop?
Fully sharted itself to shit?

>server keeping everyone out
>somehow the server's biggest eceleb shill on youtube got in
hehe, ofc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrS4gd7alo

Can I sit on the realm selection screen or do I need to keep relogging?

>>532788338
+1 social credit

>>532788326
not impossible, but you have to be a gamer

>>532787414
>bona pettie
holy basedola

>>532788435
Keep this L bitchass pochieturd

>>532788435
No im unironically just here to laugh at you I dont even have an account

Turtle won

>>532788458
not watching your stream bro

>>532788134
i give it a week

>>532788458
looks like he's watching a stream to me, dipshit

>>532788234
with perfect performance and no competition it takes about 70 minutes to hit level 10 (on a mage), there is absolutely zero chance there is anyone above level 5 with how laggy it is

>>532788270
accept whatever you want, manlet tranny
hope you get over that melty soon

>>532788458
Why is he only level 2 then?

>>532787882
-10

bwos

yup, I was right once again. Have fun waiting while others are way ahead of you, cuckies~

WIPE
THE FUCKING
SERVER

RESTART IT ALL

>Warn people about the DDOS
>It happens
>People are surprised
KEKYPOW.

>>532788714
it would just happen again, they can't handle 1/10th of the load

im back fags
what? you spent +2 hours trying to get in instead of realizing that we're not playing until a week from now and going off to do something productive?

>>532788714
it's level 10, you'll be ok

>>532788714
This

ROLLBACK, MAKE AN APOLOGY, RELAUNCH ON A WEEKDAY. It's not hard, is it?

>>532788682
how tf are u in queue

>>532787485
Sure bestie, just add me, I'm still horny btw~

>>532788790
There's no ddos you ape. The devs are just braindead.

Pretty sure a dev just whispered me after I said in world chat they should turn the queue back on to fix the lag from all the attempted connections

>>532788790
you can't blame this shitshow on ddos attacks sister

>>532788790
This isn't a ddos it's just german incompetence. I'm glad their shithole country is being raped by 5 million muslims

>he isn't lvl 10 yet
filtered

Server still down or something? Can't login

if they dont do a rollback or something I might seriously consider just quitting
not being able to play while some niggers get up to lvl 10-20 is just infuriating
ruins the whole point of fresh

>>532788857
>MAKE AN APOLOGY

LITERALLY the most difficult thing for these types of people. Dying would be easier for them.

I actually with Blizzard would lawsuit rape these retarded devs now.
Fuck them for ruining everything.

>>532788878
I wrote a script to spam login and I'm going to bed. I don't care about actually getting in, I just want to make the people who are in suffer.

IMAGINE NOT BEING IN

>>532788714
100% this

Mafia'ing the professions for 2,000 players is unreal. A lot of newbies to the scene don't realize even the vendor value of the stuff you can get, easily farm 500g in 8 hours of westfall alone.

>>532788524
>epoch wont be a big problem
>procced to list turtle's problems
lmao
turdle is finished

Guess my 400k viewed EPOCH HYPE video on Brazilian TikTok worked lol

nonny's post your tags below, need to release while i'm in queue~

>>532788524
Did the schizo owner lady run off with everyones money yet

I want to play a druid but I dont like tauren and I dont like alliance

>>532789005
Give me the script. I can't code.

Unironically how is this any better than selling queue skips in the shop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-5gZJk9SU

we lost...

>retoilet andies are having a meltdown over missing the first day in a funserver that will probably get shut down in a month
how mazed can a mazed nigga be

HARRY POTTER GARRYS MOD ROLEPLAY?

Yes, I will take several months to hit 60
Yes, I will take time thoroughly exploring each and every zone and doing every quest
Yes, I am immune to FOMO

>2k max player count
?
surely they should be able to handle 5k

HAVE ANY OF YOU MANAGED TO GET IN BY SPAM CLICKING THE LOGIN BUTTON?

>>532789183
How could not like Tauren if you dislike Alliance?
Are you some kind of UD homo?

>>532789190
Mab I remember back in the molten days all donos got queue skips and some dude donated for me from my account after I farmed raven lors for him. And it literally dropped first try. Got a bis hc trinket and free queue skips.

can i say bad baad bad bad words in chat?

post wow lewds while we wait~

>>532789337
Bro stop, value your time more than that.

>>532789337
I need to put my password in each time...

>>532789337
Nobody who got in initially would ever log off they will just use macros to prevent afk

>>532789337
>all that amount of people doing the same thing
>there is a queue for beta accounts
...Anon, it's looking very grim for anyone who got an account today.

>>532789136
whitekidney got conscripted and killed near bakhmut a year ago
shenna was bing chilling in thailand and khmer rocket hit her hut last night

WE WON

>>532789337
I did, but its unplayable

>>532789310
Is this that autistic military twink faggot?

don't worry sisters, I'll play for all of you

>>532789491
Can I post gay wow lewds?

>>532789523
Macros?

Welp there goes the fresh economy.

>>532789549
Shit if I got in at the start I would have been higher than these rookies

>>532789472
yeah

>>532789656
thats fine with me nonny

>>532789223
No you don't understand it's totally okay that 2000 people can get 10 characters to level 10 reserving 8 extra names and getting all professions to 150 and all the flight paths they're not that far ahead

>>532789656
nobody here is actually gay, they're agp

>>532788997
>I actually with Blizzard would lawsuit rape these retarded devs now
i did my part

>>532789684
what is this an addon?

>>532789549
Kes just said the highest level character is 3 tho

>>532789491
Can't play the game but at least we can play with our dicks

>>532789185
nta, but it's easy enough to do so with AHK and your password copied
ctrl v, enter, enter, wait some seconds, enter again
If you dc'd takes you back to step 1, if you got in the last enter will log you into your character and then you'll just be pasting your password into /s I guess until you realize you are in.

>>532789136
>lady

>>532789812
godspeed

>>532789812
Anon im pretty sure Blizzard is aware of all these servers

>>532789223
>mazed
People want to play the game you fucking mouthbreathing faggot. Why should anyone else get priority just because the RNG decided to favour their login attempt over someone else's?

>>532789549
half of these are 100% trannies

>>532789812
Chat is this real?

yeah im quitting my guild requested i be lvl 60 by the first reset and looks like i will miss day 1 so that means my raid slot is gone so yeah i already pre purchased $500 worth of gold and now i'm losing my raidspot because i'll be late to prebis farming and my spot's been taken in the premade parties because of that

FUCK YOU, epochwow devs. this is BASE level incompetency.

>>532789812
based

>>532784283
>Bros how did the devs not prepare for this?
they knew and chose not to.

the extremely predictable outcome of a COMPLETE CLUSTERFUCK of a launch has been discussed in some detail by myself and a couple of other spergs in /wpsg/, ever since epoch's surprise "launching in ONE month" announcement.

>source?
picrel and the following links:

1) their official issue tracker:
>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)
watch out for this repo getting switched to private.

2) past discussion in the archives included educated opinions by software devs.
>https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/Project-Epoch%2Fbugtracker%2Fissues/

and we also know epoch devs and jannies have been active in /wpsg/ because they have admitted to it.

from this we can deduce the following:
1) they knew this launch was going to be a total disaster
2) they decided to waste our time anyway

Personally, I still want to play the server for the promised and ultra-hypd Fresh Classic+ Experience, so I definitely hope they are able to fix login issues very soon. But, it's going to be a massive uphill battle. I sincerely hope Mr. Kaytotes and his inexperienced team of transsexual devs and janitors have what it takes to come out on top.

>>532789542
>have had my account for like 2 years
>never went to any betas because why would I beta test a server with 10 players on it
Fuck this gay earth

>>532789812
Based, I'm also sending emails.

Fuck these devs for limiting it to 2000 people, if I can't play then your server will go down too

>>532789812
Based but London won't do anything about the servers unless devs misgender someone.

>>532789804
whats an agp

>he's not already level 3
Too bad for you guys, I'll be getting my Whirlwind Axe in a few days.

This was gonna be my first forray into private servers. Should I unironically try turtle?

Can I play yet?

>>532789914
lil bro is crashing out in hysterics from missing a single day of playing his videogame and thinks he ain't mazed LMFAO

>>532790101
a great person

it's over...

>>532789812
Actually based.

>>532790023
picrel was supposed to be a link to their officiel issue tracker that i gave the URL to.

https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)

so as far as the question did Epoch Devs know the launch was going to be a disaster? the existence of this issue tracker proves that the answer to that question is a resounding "YES"

EPOCH HAS LESS CORES THAN MY HOME PC LMAO

super secret turn in quest

im playing terraria while reading your bitching

Did they not think they needed logging on the server

it's pretty dark out here

>he doesn't already have 5000g from selling leather
don't even try logging in anymore, you missed your chance.

>>532790151
Report them, english only server

>>532790148
Yeah sorry tranny but the whole "Look at me and how little I care" persona is some actual reddit tier faggotry. You should go back.

>>532789812
*goes into the pile with 5 000 000 other unread emails*

>>532790115
Turtle has a better community, but a worse client and worse custom content. Stil worth a try though. It's arguably the most stable pserver.

>>532790229
also less rope, xiv tranny

>>532789863
Ctrl v doesn't work

I don't understand how the servers are still this laggy when there are only 2k players online and no login queue

>>532790236
same but lost life instead of terraria

>>532790115
it's basically the same thing

How to fix epoch:
>Download the source
>Compile the source
>Host Project Chanpoch

:)

are you guys level 10 yet

>>532790023
>>532790224
ching chong

>>532790229
One of the few based posts in this thread. Project Ep-ACK!

>>532790395
This is a gummy-tier fuck up, it's not looking good.

server taken down again

>>532790415
ehhh turtlewow has very few new quests, and no new zone-related stuff
its mostly balance changes and other fluff

IT'S OVER

DEAD

I don't care if freshfags get ahead

NOOOOOOO

>>532790242
nice

>>532790474
Yes level 10 on every class

>>532789726
>>532789804
ok

>>532790115
Try turtle in the meanwhile, you got nothing to lose

We might be able to play later on epoch when things gets calmer

WHYYYYYYYYY
It was running great, why take the server down now

Was in but goddamn there is a 7-15 second lag on all attacks. I barely finished wolf quest in northshire.

anyone else just got kicked?

5 boars killed
you guys are so far behind

Questie doesn't show quest objectives like mob locations etc on map using cartographer?

>>532790474
You're asking about the second alt, right?

Eredun — 21:01
Taking realm down in a moment to deploy Tracy (extra logging) and additional server config changes to narrow down performance issues, and the queue is now completely disabled so some people won't still end up in it.

The hell does this mean?

>>532790236
Should I play Terraria or draw an elf ass?
Because I ain't going to be able to play today lol

>>532790516
shut the fuck up

>>532790578
It wasn't running great, it was taking like 5 seconds for my chat messages to go through

DAMN it I was almost lvl 5

>>532790351
It's literally how I've been logging in all day. Guess you just suck?

I'm gonna install the WIII UI addon while the server is restarting

>>532790643
They had no logging on their server

>>532790534
woah didnt even know this is a thing. thanks for sharing, im definitely trying it out

now is my chance to get in

>>532790667
uh oh melty
i like turtlewow but it doesnt have the same appeal as epoch

I feel like an absolute moron for having even argued with the moron devs about class balance when they can't even get a fucking stable server up and running.

>>532790643
>and the queue is now completely disabled so some people won't still end up in it.
gg

got to lvl 4...

literal self cuckoldry (i skipped the line and looted it)

i got earth shock hell yea

Can I just leave it at authenticating untill the servers are back up?

if you're not level 2 at this point, you're better off waiting for the next fresh

>mazed lil zoom zooms on their first pserver ride crashing out not realizing the actual launch is always +24-48hrs from the announced launch
lmfao

I just want to get my pet and my professions. 10+ seconds to auto attack is ridiculous though, can't even just farm mobs. Also, server was so fucked the wagon wasn't even moving, it was faster to just run around.

What erotic headcanons about WoW's races do you guys have

>server down
a new chance

I wish I could play a belf

>>532790534
how do i activate this?

>>532790769
faustian

>>532790726
do you really just get into a server without even checking their website

>>532790730
Both servers are going to fill in 3 seconds again.

>>532790769
imagine being a linecuck, that shit doesn't happen on Horde zugzug motherfucker

>>532790769
you are brown

>>532790769
>alliance cuck lines again
OH NO NO NO

>>532790769
nietschean

>>532790534
>lol bro just cut your exp gains in half
the reward for that better be legendary tier

>No one groups up despite the fact that it's wotlk and quest items are shared among party
This truly is a SoD/retoilet refugee server full of EUW troons.

>>532790769
sovl

>>532790769
i just found a boar that immediately respawned upon death

>>532790926
you are brown

>>532790828
wait 2 hour to get to play for 2 minutes and then there are too many people and no hyperspawns, so you can't tag shit and attacks are so delayed unless you have an instant tag ability you are fucked

>>532790678
don't live in India perchance
Europe was more than great

>>532790769
Is Alliance the best choice for white men?

>>532788272
cya, blizzards gonna fuck this server up

>>532790926
You get a title and an 18 slot bag.

>>532790803
You wont get the server working in 2 days shillnigger don't kid yourself

>>532790997
there are hyperspawns

>>532790865
>>532790902
>>532790908
>>532790912
>>532790916
>>532790945
>>532790954
>>532791010
I'm Brazilian btw if that matters.

>>532789831
idk who Kes is but that's what I got from doing a /who

>>532790827
I'm a simple man, I seek out cheap bloodelf prostitutes for a quick, no strings attached, rawdogging session

>>532790876
i checked classes, factions, dungeons, raceclass combos, but somehow missed this one

>>532790827
draenei's have a genetic addiction to human male cum

>>532790926
you get some bags and consumables, and a title at 60. the reward is the reduced exp so you can do more quests and experience more zones at-level

>>532790827
night elves have a snuff fetish related to their obsession with immortality, and they desperately wanna die on my tauren cock

>>532790997
why are you lying? hyperspawn is too aggressive if anything. Apparently it spawns chests etc.

>>532790769
well at least they're not the guys that paid $15 a month to wait in lines back in 2019

>>532791058
I am too and I am whiter than you.

>>532791089
level 6 on gvrv, THESITHLORD

>>532790534
>>532790534
>>532790854
>>532790854
>>532791096
>>532791096

how do i activate this?

>>532791017
Do turtroons really think this is how blizzard operates

what a fucking shitshow
whats the point of stress test then?

>>532790769
Kafkaesque.

>>532791176
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/challenges/

>>532791176
there's an NPC in every starting zone's 2nd town (goldshire, razor hill, etc) that you can talk to to activate it

>>532791097
the fact that you had to specify male shows that you need to be put to sleep.

>>532790937
I did, I'm lvl4

>>532791097
They didn't come to Azeroth first, they went to Draenor. All pink/purple/blue sluts are for orcs.

>>532790847
I too wish you could play as a belf for me...

>>532791186
Yep, Epoch is done.

>>532791097
thats a high elf/blood elf thing lorelet

> full group druids in 5 man

Sons of Cenarius, here we come

Imagine being incapable of handling 2k players

Hello everyone. If you've been playing since launch I would like to kindly request that you log off to allow the lesser fortunate anons a chance to game. Please be consider us and thank you :)

Reminder that you log in using your account name, not email

>>532791052
not in northshire there wasn't, maybe when they bring it up this time

>>532791276
>>532791276
>>532791279
>>532791279
oh so i got to be ONLINE in the game lol alright thanks for the answer thought it was something you activated on the webstite

>>532791017
>*goes into the pile with 5 000 000 other unread emails*
LMFAO

>>532791193
To test banning people with character names like Jogger :)

>>532791017
lmao did you actually take time to do this knowing Blizzard has no power to take it down? Murican law means nothing outside of murica.

>>532791017
hacks@blizzard? why are you mailing the whole company?

Do you need an addon to move player/enemy frames on this client?

>>532791392
nice try bro but no ones gonna fall for it

>>532791017

Well? Are you gonna apologize to the Turtle devs or what? She's waiting.

>>532790827
Draenei go into heat and need to use light to suppress it

they actually disabled account registration LOL my friend who just got home from work can't even register

>>532791017
BLIZZARD SAARS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND REMOVE THIS BLOODY SERVER IT IS ILLEGAL THEY ARE REDEEMING

I am betting after today they shut it down for a few days.

>make a group in nelf starting zone
>3 people in it
>guy asks me to invite people
>tell him im trying but it takes 30 seconds of lag and most people are already in groups
>he says it another three times
>i keep telling him im trying...
>he drops group
I'm trying..I was sending invites to every single person that I could and it just wasn't working..
Is he going to remember my name now from that one day on launch and spread rumors that I'm a shitter that doesn't listen or something?

>>532791549
Why did you friend wait until after a server launched to make an account

>>532791035
>boohooo i can't play the only videogame in my life because i'm mazed
LMAO

>>532791549
they are rug pulling everyone. they took the merch money and ran

>>532791549
>He didnt register as soon as account registration opened

shiggy diggy

>>532791578
invite them

gonna play animal crossing, donkey kong and pump into my onahole
let me know when this is fixed

>>532790062
>>532790316
additional report to the UK govt, also documenting the transphobia of their discord server (banning the pregnant man emoji as a sign of hate)

>>532791578
inv me next time :') (esp if ur a heal slut)

>>532791602
>He must anticipate them deleting your ability to play after the launch. Common mistake.

>>532791578
invite more

>>532791549
This however I have zero sympathy for. You had plenty of time to not just make the accounts but also make the characters before it launched. Retards reap what they sow

I'm in

We in boys

Success!

Turtle chads won
Epoch trannies lost

ITS UP

>>532791392
thanks there's mustard gas coming out of my pc now

SUCCESS!

>>532791604
Who are you quoting you genuine irl nigger?

>>532789812
brown man blesses you
buy gold and go to gdkp raids only on official servers

yeah i think il just go to play CoA on Ascension instead, those retards clearly have no idea of wtf they are doing

>the information you have entered is not valid
DID THEY DELET MY ACCOUNT

>>532791578
INVITE PEOPLE
INVITE PEOPLE
BLYAAAAAAAAAA

>>532791668
>relocates to France

Why does every attempt just stay stuck on connected

>>532791668
that won't even make it past chatgpt scanners

panic

IT'S BACK UP
I'M BACK IN

IM IN

I'm in niggers.
See you at lvl 10.

>>532791805
>>532791831
keep coping epoch tard

i got in nice

We back in boys!

IM IN

>alt tab to check thread while connecting
>already full
shieeeeeeeet

>>532791770
replace that clock with a black sun

I AM IN

I am out

I'll just wait until tomorrow

ROLLBACK OR RIOT

>its even laggier than before
what the fuck are they DOING

WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS

im in but its still beyond laggy lmao even with 2k people everyone is running in place

>>532790115
Each launch goes the same. It'll die down and then you'll be able to play.

>>532787774
bump

any heal sluts wanna erp while we wait

>finally get in
>game crashes at the intro
oh my fucking god

>>532791764
>I get emotional over not being allowed into my videogame BUT I'M NOT MAZED I SWEAR
LMFAOAJHADSLKGFJHADSFLKGJHASDKFJGHAKDSJHLDSKGHLKJ

>>532791913
go cry to daddy blizzard faggot

server already crashed again

SARS PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE SERVER

>>532791679
NTA but i literally just found out about it from people dabbing on the shitshow launch on /v/

I can now confirm the server exist

Server died

>got in
>killed wolf
>server dies before I could loot it
FUCK

kek

>Finally get in
>Crash
That was my one shot..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CRASHED WHEN I WAS IN
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN

>unplug mouse for 5 seconds to clean it
>servers open and I miss the login
That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed...

Biological female here, should I play this server?
Do you guys have a guild and use voice chat together?

>>532792045
>go cry to daddy blizzard faggot
i already did, i sent them a letter. im currently working on sending a similar letter from multiple accounts

yeah this is dog shite
devs have no idea what they are doing

gurubussy is bussin

Kaytotes just left the discord, his name is white. Lmao it's happening, it's over . Epoch is DONE

KEZAN CHADS NOT LIKE THIS

any meta predictions? will warriors still be king in PvE and PvP or do the changes mix it up a bit?

Uh... how do I get addons to work for Epoch? The WIII UI addon didn't enable and there's no addon window.

>log in
>actually make it inside
>it's the wrong server
>swap servers
>disconnected
I'm going to play pokemmo instead

>>532792209
You will be raped in-game don't do it sister I am a chud btw.

I got in again

>>532792209
add me anime girl _inroh

guys i think we just got scammed

It won't even let me get to character select.

Shoozksa just left the teamspeak, xirs name is grey. Lmao it's happening, it's over . Epoch is DONE

>go grab a drink
>gurubashi already back up
>cant log in now
fuck this faggot server

I'M IN
IT'S DOWN
IT'S OVER
I'M IN
IT'S DOWN
IT'S OVER
I'M IN
WILL IT BE DOWN AND OVER AGAIN??????? LET'S FIND OUT

Are... They crash cycling people? That's wise

>>532792209
i am the alpha of this general. i have to vet you first, see if you are fit to be our concubine.
add me: xX_Illidan69_Xx

I'M STUCK ON CREATING CHARACTER

I'm in niggers

>>532792340
wanna chat while u play pokemans?

it takes a minute and a half to even accept quests

>>532792172
BRICKED account

>>532792332
Don't really know if they'll be the best yet since other classes got a good amount of buffs, but I think they'll be very good in both PvE and PvP. Fury has potential to be best DPS (and Arms will always have guaranteed raid spot) and Arms will be a beast in PvP

>>532792501
no

>>532792475
well at least you're the top

every time i mange to log in they deliberately crash the servers...

>>532792340
whats your pokemmo name?

Can someone explain how there is lag even with the 2k player limit?
What the actual fuck did they do during the stress tests?

you VILL never catch up

FIVE
HUNDRED

CYA GURUSHITTIES AHAHAHA SERVER DOWN FOR YOU BYE BYEEEE!!!!

they discovered the issue: 1 american logged in and is taking up 17000 normal slots

even if you manage to get in this shit is fucking unplayable lmao

We've determined that Kezan seems to be having issues that Gurubashi is not having, to try and narrow down this cause we will be taking down Gurubashi and limiting Kezan to 500 players for a short time with Tracy enabled to try and pinpoint the cause.

>>532792603
>vonsnuffles
into my KOS list it goes

>your cock length
>what class you will be playing

>>532792584
there are no nodes and it's one router in germany

>We've determined that Kezan seems to be having issues that Gurubashi is not having, to try and narrow down this cause we will be taking down Gurubashi and limiting Kezan to 500 players for a short time with Tracy enabled to try and pinpoint the cause.

>>532792707
sorry that was me

>tagging mobs with curses

>>532792720
1cm
mage

Playing SMT Strange Journey while waiting, just killed Ouroboros

Connected

You have been disconnected

>>532792720
15 inches
vulpera demon hunter

>2k limit
>now they're limiting it to 500
>turns out than even at 500 the server lags
>limit pop to 100
>still lags but at least it doesnt crash
>perfection

>>532792720
7.5"
Rogue

>>532792720
>7 inches
>dwarf shaman (female)

>Gurubashi is the reason for this
I hate brownoids and tourists.

>>532792731
lol, gurubashi is actually gonna be the secondary server

>>532792720
8in warrior and im playing right now, im not some pleb.

>>532792584
>how there is lag even with the 2k player limit?
when all off these players are in 6 zones shit gon lag that's how it be

>>532792720
16cm uncut, virgin, druid tank

>500 players and its still unplayable
What could be causing this? Real answers only

>FIVE
>HUNDRED
LMAOOOOO

>>532792815
>max population
>100
we're so back echuds

>>532792720
>5.5in (14cm)
>nelf female priest
its gamer time

this is what they get for having "stress tests" that didn't even last 2 hours

>>532792720
2.5 cm
priest

>>532792720
I'm a big grower.

just got home, has the game been playable at all since launch?
I can't log in without getting disconnected instantly

>>532792209
im going to rape the poop out of your anus

>>532792720
5 in
rogue

I can't wait to play on epic 500 server (maximum)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>he isn't part of the 500 best

and its down again

>died again
I manage to get one quest

>>532792040
You are one retarded nigger

>>532792720
15cm
Rogue

>>532792860
2k in one zone was fine-ish during the stress test after they turned off FFA pvp.
They fucked something up since then

>>532792954
>>532792908
i want to molest you both so hard

LUCKY 500

>>532792720
>14-15cm
>nelf female druid

>>532792720
6.5" (6.5" Girth though)

undead male protection paladin

>>532792340
There is like 60second delay inside, unplayeable
I hope they're really getting DDOs and they're not being plain retarded

I would like to play the game. Please let me in. Thanks!

>inb4 they force kezan to be a PvP server so it stops having issues
imagine the salt

>>532792720
2 inches on a short dick day, 3 inches on a long dick day
priest

>max population
>500
Fucking bruh, I COULD HOST THIS SHIT

FUCK YOU KEZAN NIGGS

Managed to log in and enter the game for a whole 10 seconds before getting disonnected.

>>532792720
10 cm
undead male ret paladin

I'm still level 3..... should i wait for next fresh?

They keep going this finna be a minecraft server with some friends

FORTUNE 500 AHH SHI

>literally zero latency at 500 people
Holy shit we are fucking back, this is awesome

The devs need to do something fast, turtle is laughing and bullying us right now

>>532793143
>Kezan is having issues that Gurubashi is not having
Wow... genius troubleshooting...

devs have no idea what they are doing

Should have done a donator early access week

been mining copper nodes, at +6 stacks now ahah shits hyper spawned

>kezan

so this is what zero lagg fells like
very nice

>>532792720
>8cm
>human warrior

my trans gf is getting pissed off

>>532792720
7.5in
Druid

>>532790793
Nope, they disabled the whole queue system. So now you gotta manually click to check if there's a spot.

>create a server
>have 0 logging to determine what's happening
actual rookie mistake

LEONIDAS AND HIS BRAVE 500

>>532793214
Devs are just going to have to pull the plug and ACK the server and go back into another year of beta, this shit is seriously not fully cooked

>>532793143
>>532793220
the issue is that people actually want to play on kezan lmao

i finally get in and set up my bars and it only took 3.5 hours. finger hovers over the w to take the first step...dc

>default WotLK login screen
how did you all ignore the obvious redflags that its handled by shitty armatures?

Stuck at logging into server.

No one in here has a dick over 7 inches

>>532793303
>do stress test
>stress test crashes the server
>stop stress testing

>>532793303
And these niggers said they're gonna read logs to manage gold selling and gdkp and shit lmao rofl haha

>pvp server is working fine
>let's take it down anyway

>>532793356
Laugh at this fucking retard

>>532793056
maybe its the additional resources being taken by 80k people raping their login server which is most likely on the same network but idk thats probably not it

>>532793356
>he didn't update

>>532793248
its beyond over

>>532793356
>>default WotLK login screen
???
that's on you

>>532793143
Gurubashi monkeys confirmed as second class citizens.

>>532793356
works on my end

>>532793356
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't mind lack of que system but HOLY FUCK the LAG.
They really need to invest in better hardware this shit runs worse than turtle

If the devs can't even figure out something as basic as login servers, just imagine how many bugs the new content will have.

>>532793356
what are you talking about blud

>>532793390
Newsflash poorbrained coomer most people actually do have average sized dicks, that's why they're called the average

>>532793356
are you stupid

>>532793356
huh?

>>532793356
too retarded to play epoch

>>532793356
works on my machine

any other nonny's wanna pump before they fix the servers?

>>532793356
>not installing the installer
>not getting the rogue heaven login screen
Your fault

>>532793408
Cant let them get ahead, since they know it'll eventually get transferred over

FRESHU
>>532793460
>>532793460
>>532793460
>>532793460
>>532793460

>>532793356
retard

>>532793408
just force kezan to be PvP too
let the greater filtering begin

>>532793518
Deport this glubber tranny.

>>532793536
Stop removing Kezan from the OP

>>532793356

>crashed
>can still play
>cozy night is settling in
Time for me to explore

>>532793518
No not you I need ace