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>News
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

Bunny cunny!

>>532800074 (OP)
I wanna hug her she is so cute

>>532800074 (OP)
her design is much better than yuzuha/alice, idk why autists are whining

>>532800074 (OP)
I see clavicles, I pull.

>>532800352
Autists are always whining.

i can't even hit 14k with premium billy team
this game is so fucked

>>532800352
Some people aren't into cyber dresses I guess

Billy first SS rank trust the plan

>>532800074 (OP)
>They dropped the 4th animation on skill menu with multiple characters already
With every patch, the slop increases further.

Can't wait to play with Seed/Orphie/Trigger

>>532800584
based mayor

>>532800074 (OP)
>barely uses the mech
>feet shit
>riding a goddamn Segway
This is the quickest skip I've ever seen.

>>532800473
>Premium Billy team
>No Astra
bwo....., I'm also not sure if Pulchra is that good with Billy

Cute girlfriends.

>>532800667
I hope you're preparing your credit card

>>532800060
>Why does Asia pander so much to Alice in wonderland tropes?
jappas love isekai

>>532800628
we'll have to wait until the next void hunter to see if they just reserve it for new meta characters.

>>532800814
>hates feet
homo spotted

>>532800352
> People were promised a mech
> Actually no, its a girl piloting mech
> Actually no, she just summons the mech for some attacks
I honestly don't care, but if you were expecting a mech and don't get a mech, I can understand the backlash

>>532800889
But a lot of homos like feet.

>>532800913
where have i seen this before...

3rd place in EU on hellhounds here (1251)
i've put together a little guide

>Wow cool robot
>with a girl inside
daring today, are we?

>>532800832
Yes, mine.

These billyhomos are the one who keep shitting on Seed btw. They're not better than the wormterfags.

>>532800889
Tits and ass are just better for me. I feel nothing with feet but I'm sure someone else will enjoy it.

>Generic girl with an umbrela number 2747484868
WOW COOL!!!!

>Girl with a mecha for the 2nd time
AGAIN!!!? WHY???

>>532800913
>People were promised a mech
Already the big assumption issue

Dead game
Dead fanbase
How do the ZZZsissys cope?

>walk around waifei peninsula
>ching chong bing bong ping ping STONE COLD AAAAAAAAAY

>>532801154
You want a dwarf woman piloting a 6'7 body suit?

>>532800889
Footfags WILL NEVER BE NORMAL
No normal person thinks of a foot as something erotic besides cuck who are into humiliation, and guess what? FEET IS A KEKS BIGGEST RITUAL BESIDES ANOTHER MAN FUCKING HIS WIFE
To lick a sole is to submit your most delicate organ that touches air, your tongue, to a dirty surface like a foot that has trampled over the floor and dirts and was in smelly socks and sweaty shoes! Its not normal! You are literally giving a free pass to the woman to dirty up your mouth because you are a literal cuckold. Feet dont even have erotic receptors, all she will feel is a little wetness and get ticklish from your tongue, but not aroused on anything besides the humiliation factor of getting you to rub your tongue with dirt particles
Footfags are subhuman and should be laughed at as such

>>532800352
don't fall for shitposters, both sneeds look good, cross-posters are just baiting for lolcow reactions

>>532801319
That's probably the source of it all. If ZZZ never even mentioned Seed like how Alice was a literally "who" before this patch, there wouldn't be as big as a backlash

>>532801127
Ty bwo, that's the only good arcade game so might try it out

nicole's fluffy pink hair hummmm sniffsniffsniff ah~~

>>532800584
he's in a position of power and influence over her, his molestation tendencies are to be tolerated for the great of the many peoples of waifei. maybe shifu should try being less selfish with those humongous fun bags she has. share the love skank bitch

>>532801543
sorry sweetie its 2025, foot fetish is a common and normal adult fetish now

>>532800473
This is somehow the worst part about that screenshot.

we love cute and canon lesbians

>>532801543
based triggerCHAD

Mibibi in!

>>532801121
uh oh firepag melty round 2, how was your neet nap? considered the rope yet?

>>532800473
Bro, even I hit 14k with my Premium Ben Team.

she's in

>>532801798
> normal adult fetish now
Lol. Lmao even. Try meeting people off this shithole

>>532801319
Ummmm maybe people have that assumption because they only showed the mecha in the 2.x trailer as if it's the main agent instead of just the stand it actually is??

as a brand new player, should I try to rush miyabi, rush yuzuha, or simply save up?

>>532800836
You mean my adult card.

>>532801127
Thanks bro
please do bizarre brigade next. I struggle a lot on that game.

>>532802003
feet

I like feet
I like men
and I like hebes
I like cunny too
im just a built different freak and you sensitive babies can't handle it.
don't worry I'll fuck all of them that you won't down to the robots clanker ass cheeks

>>532801509
I would have preferred a sickly nugget girl piloting the robot from inside.

>>532801558
General rule of thumb is to not assume shit about shit until official marketing of the characters get released. People going feral because they assumed "leaks" from an "alpha" version of a character is nuts to me

>>532800074 (OP)
>ALICEYUZUHA
I don't remember if I used this code.

>>532800473
How did you not get all the performance>>532802003
points? Its the most free 5k points in any of the DA

>>532802003
miyabi, shes STRONG

>>532802003
Save for Sneed

>>532802003
Miyabi-Yuzuha-Miyabi sig then save

>going on dates with Captain Magus (orphie has to pay for her own meals)
>romantic selfies with Magus (please stand out of the shot orphie)
>cuddling up on the couch with Magus (orphie i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet)
>sexytimes with Magus (Orphie must wear a burka and quietly face the wall)
>getting married to Magus and putting a little gun-sized bridal veil on her (just stand behind that curtain Orphie)

>>532801974
thats what happens when 95% of homobanners have FAILED

>>532802210
Ummm homobanners have always failed but they keep making them anyway, it's almost like money isn't the issue

There she is, our girl

>>532802003
Here you go anon

omg fufu's hands are so fucking tiny
imagine those pawing your cock my average penis would look HUGE

Broken?

I will not save for anyone currently revealed

>>532800913
>>532801121
>>532801154
>even with firefly she's at least in the suit at all times
>this time you just get a girl in a scooter, mech only showing up during some attacks
it's actually insane

>>532802117
While I agree, the 2.0 trailer showcasing Seed Sr. with no sign at all of Seed Jr. implies they either pivoted the emphasis to the girl some time after the trailer was made, or they always intended her to be in the spotlight and just wanted to keep her hidden for a big reveal. In both cases, it's understandable why most people were expecting the robot to be the primary character - either as a female AI or with a less important female pilot.

Honestly, I think it's intentional by the marketing team because the controversy gets people talking about the game.

>>532802210
you've spent 95% of your life failing yet your parents never culled you?

>>532802436
is she good with sanby?

>>532802490
>Honestly, I think it's intentional by the marketing team because the controversy gets people talking about the game.
The controversy will get me not to spend

>>532802591
Probably. With S11 too.

>>532802483
umm xister I think you posted in the wrong general?
>>>>/hrt/

>>532802694
Does she unbrick sanby though? or is Orphie better?

whore

>>532801509
A goblin, fairy, or small monstergirl/alien would be cool though

>>532802591
You can use any attacker with her

A B O B
(always bet on Blackwood)

ngl im having more fun with the temple shit in this questline than the main quest
wtf is even the main quest again, i completely forgot
mayor asked us to identify some hollow shenanigans and it COULD be related to our teacher... zzzzzz

>>532802782
My wife need no unbricking, just love, Anby love!
Just pull whoever you like.

>>532802786
Yuzuha is pure and virgin

>>532802003
Get Miyabi

I didn't win
I just fucked with it until it worked

>>532803061
sounds like a cope

>>532803061
Sanby needs a new skin that makes her look like regular Anby.

>>532802003
mibibi time

>>532803074
Not for long

>>532796345
help

>>532802947
Damian will die before 3.0

>bricking new player by telling them to pull for fraudyabi
Why is zzz like this

>>532802947
I'm hoping he's a minion character with suited goons who take the field, similar to Lucy with the boars.

>>532801974
>>532802490
>A teaser of a mech striking a pose
>I can now write an entire summary of this characters lore, personality, and complete gameplay down to it's raw numbers
Just no, and just as crazy from all the people assuming Orphie's entire gameplay just because they saw her portraying one emotion. All I'm saying is people should at least wait to learn the full scope of what a character is before diving off the deep end

>>532803239
Are you just not looking hard enough? https://gamebanana.com/tools/20010

>>532803350
Who the fuck mentioned lore personality and gameplay you stupid fuck

fuarkkkk imagine vivians reaction wise moaning a different girls name during sex

>>532803459
wise wouldn't do that wise loves vivi and vivi loves wise

>>532803459
>a vein pops, and she sucks you even harder
hot

>>532803074
Alice took her virginity

>>532803350
>show off a robot next to another playable agent
>get surprised when people expect to play the robot

could be worse we could have firepag as our robot.

>>532803643
Alice is dumb

seapags dont deserve vivian

Is it just me or is this summer event's story kinda shit except for the cameos?
2.1 story was good but the plot of the event is so generic and silly that it becomes irritating. They Flanderized Alice and she has to talk about symmetry all the time. It's getting boring

>>532801887
what this?

>>532803754
Could be worse she could have a penis down there. But knowing slurpers they will call him kino.

>>532803648
Eous is all grown up.

>>532800473
hp inflation is real huh

Betting odds for this version's "big unit" being Zhao or Yixuan's sister?

>>532803863
All in

>>532802003
mibibi is the strongest unit in the game by far, yuzuha is a great support
order of importance is (if not getting both) bibi > yuzuha > bibiball

>>532803410
?? that's literally what a character comes down to

DOGSHIT VIVIAN RUINED ZZZ
If I could, I would delete Flopingbird from the game. Worst faction

>>532803863
>Yixuan's sister
She died anon. Or you mean Ye's sister?

What the fuck is happening. Harry Dubois over here has had me do the same puzzle and repeated the same dialogue at least 5 times now. The progress flag isn't catching or some shit.

>>532803863
Neither, it will the Ye brother/sister.

>>532804038
>DOGSHIT VIVIAN RUINED ZZZ
>If I could, I would delete Flopingbird from the game. Worst faction
this unironically.

ewww who invited this gremlin
finna cramp my style

>>532804069
Trying to exit the dialog helped me progress. The quest is bugged

>>532803834
>They Flanderized Alice and she has to talk about symmetry all the time. It's getting boring
WAY BETTER THAN DOGSHIT VIVIAN SAYING LORD PHAETHON EVERY 5 SECONDS IN THE FUCKING EPILOGUE

Alice at least acts like that in the event

its been an entire patch and I'm still not sure what miasma does (on bosses) except making is so that they can't get stunned

>>532804069
just tp again

>>532804017
It's about being shown a mecha but given a mediocre lass, retard. It's a trap.

>>532800074 (OP)
>2 menu animations
>Retarded kit that either creeps Trigger or SAnby, two agents that came out 4 months ago
>Couldn't commit to either mecha or waifu so they just make both for an extremely awkward set of animations where the mecha shows up magically in and out of frame
>Sometimes she rides on top of the mecha for no logical reason, other times she doesn't just because
Like most things in this kusoge the devs just can't seem to commit to their vision and you end up with some half/half garbage that appeals to no one but the most dedicated no taste hoyodrones.
Trash that couldn't even copy Mechanami properly.

SNIFF

>>532804191
>>532804238
Thanks, that seems to have helped.

>>532803653
See now that's just a bad broad take. There are many characters shown off in trailers that aren't directly playable. Maybe people also thought the tanuki was a separate character though Idk

thoughts?

“why is there a gay pride flag on this sub?” got me permabanned for “showing signs of homophobia”
I’m a male enjoyer (married straight man) but these husbando faggots seriously deserve the rope for being terminally mentally ill. I’m starting to hate all male pullers until they’ve proven to be straight.

>>532804425
cute

I'm constantly edging because of zzz and it's fueling porn addiction. This game is truly dangerous.

>>532800074 (OP)
She looks like she just pulled up from outer space
I mean this in a bad way btw

>>532804410
It was a trailer showcasing upcoming agents.

>>532804425
This is better

>>532802334
why is jane in outclassed, you can get still get 40~50k in DA with her

>>532804532
Let go...

>>532804540
ANON THINKS SHE'S OUT OF THIS WORLD
HE LOOOOOOVES SEED

>>532804464
>married (not) straight (fag) """man"""
>redditor
>most likely white
LMAO

>>532803837
Divegrass, Mibibi is a player on /vg/'s team. They just won 2-1 gainst /vmg/.

>>532804265
What trap? People act like you can pre order banners or some shit lmao

looking forward to 2.3 leaks

>>532804681
They should have shown the girl, period.

>>532804449
AWOOGA
>jaw drops to the floor
>steam whistles out my ears
>wild wolf call
SEXOOOOO
SEX WITH EVELYN AND ASTRA

>>532804540
Her outfit and weapons look weirdly scifi compared to the chunky bucket of bolts that is the robot. The contrast is bothering me.

>>532804425
good stuff

>>532804589
perfect ass.

>>532804660
oh nice, is it a different divegrass than the one from a while ago?

>>532803863
Zero

>>532804464
>Baiting question
>Banned
You are trying to provoke them

Grace should be piloting Seed Sr. instead of Seed.

>>532804327
how many more times are you going to post this

>>532804464
Well at least their moderators do their jobs properly.

>>532804464
are you retarded or something

I don't mind seed being a girl, but she just rides around on a scooter while the robot parts fight. Why is she even there?

>>532804425
horse thirens when?

>>532804583
Yes but people are upset that he isn't as playable as they imagined

>>532805071
She's there for me to beat my fucking dick off, okay?

>>532805071
Because little girl feet sell better than cool robots.

>>532803350
What could this mean for Zhao?

>>532803863
I hope it is Zhao but I bet it is Ye sister who can use the ching chong sword

>>532805071
cute robo girl controlling laser drones is a pretty common archetype

>>532805138
corin's 12 inch futa cock..

>>532802207
Magus NTRs you with SEED(robot) and Billy

>>532804464
go back nigger

Y'all remember godfinger? That place had a critical path tutorial, now look at it.

>>532805428
Hot...

>>532805175
Just like your dad

>>532804590
Jane is benefiting from all the love that was made in preparation for Alice. Once Alice is free, I'm sure she'll just replace her as the better Physical anomaly unit (unless Jane receives an upgrade like Ellen)

>>532805071
Unfortunately, this isn't a game for people who want to fuck robots, like you or me. It's a game for people who want to fuck little girl toes.

>>532805290
is she our first potato?

I get it now. Hoyo is actually based and is trying to break my streak of getting M2W1 characters with the weird as fuck OBOL girls and the rest of revealed characters. Now I can save and stop spending money on this kusoge.

Chuds stopped brigading /zzz/ yet?

>>532804827
That one was probably the /vg/ League, where generals compete. The winning generals get to put a player on /vg/'s team, which played earlier today in the Summer Cup.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_4chan_Summer_Cup

>>532805071
ZZZ is only good for gooning. They even hired a blacked loli hentai artist to be their main artist. Of course he'd draw a girl getting piped by big black machine.

>>532805550
I hope her thighs are as thick as a potatos

>>532805704
His designs are too tame. She should have been a limbless, sickly nugget girl trapped inside the robot's cockpit as a form of life support that kept her alive but was painful at the same time.

>>532805493
>better Physical anomaly unit
[citation needed]

>>532805156
This but male

>>532805652
>no hsr or gig in the squad
OH NO NO NO NO

?

the fuck?
somebody call pannenkoek2012, we got a live one.

>>532805574
go back

>>532805945
>EN

>>532805493
If you don't already own Jane then ya, but if you do have Jane then there is no reason to pull for Alice. Unlike Sanby's current situation

>>532805970
this tech changes everything

Roll for Alice

>>532805156
Bro, your Ye Shiyuan?

>>532805970
Susie trying to hit Lighter...

>>532805156
Uma musume is such a superior game

>>532805156
goldship sex

>>532806179
I'll do it if she fixes her asymmetrical eyes

>>532806179
nyo

>>532806179
I will

>>532806179
my heart and cock can't say no to this

>Miyabi>Ellen/Hugo
>Astra>Caesar
>Trigger>Qingyi
>Vivian>Burnice
>Yixuan>Zhu
>Jufufu>Lighter
>Alice>Jane
>Seed>Sanby
Who's next

>>532806075
>>532805887
We'll just have to see how it plays out. It's very possible that they will both stay in solid option then. The real question is where we should expect Seed and Oprhie

>>532806241
the porn is good but the game itself is fotm

>>532806387
Lighter>>>>Jufufu

>>532806179
hmmmm nyo

>>532806387
Ju fufu does not > Lighter.

>>532806186
His sister is supposed to be the main push character of 2.4 too

>>532806485
Erm incorrect

>>532806486
Man, the episode banners always convey something much cooler for a plot than we actually get.

>>532806387
Uh oh fujo melty incoming

>>532806387
Komano>Evelyn

>>532806486
tits too big

>>532806387
me > you

sex with rrat

I need Komano

>>532806660
kek
i would be impressed if wormano powercrept s11 even

>>532806179
i refuse

>>532806791
WormGODS run this general

>>532806587
It was good in its own way but yea the art is always too good

>>532806179
I've prefarmed everything including dics

>>532800352
Yeah, she's pretty much the hottest girl in the game so far, and she's Obol squad to boot.

>>532806859
Seth tanked this

>>532806462
>Seed
Sanby powercreep, gets btfo when Ye Shiyan (electric rupture) comes out
>Orphie
BiS for any aftershock attacker ever until she's powercrept someday (not soon)

>>532806859
seth pissed himself after this

>>532806859
To be fair, every villain plot where they weren't entangled with the Exalists was pretty decent.

>>532806982
Cute

>>532806859
>>532807012

If I remember correctly, all concrete is cement but not all cement is concrete.
Or maybe it was the other way around. I find the whole topic very aggregating.

>>532804464
You have AIDS

I love my freaky ass wife.

>>532800473
The only one I can't get S-rank on (as always) is Pompey.
I'm just 300 points off the 20k mark, but I already got the polychromes and I fucking hate this boss.

>>532806179
Sorry, wrong bunny

>>532807079
seth's prostrate TANKED that

>>532807073
Cement is a material, concrete is a product

>>532806241
Characters are nice but the game itself is beyond boring. The training loops is dull after you've read the random slice of life blurb the first time through. Reraising the same uma hoping for a better rank with same loadout is definition of insanity. All for such tiny gains and needing to grind it out a hundred thousand times. Great characters, boring as fuck game.

>>532807086
>Love
You dont even know her yet

>>532806179
I'll think about it

>>532807079
>>532807183
Seth TANKED all their cocks

what team should I use for intensity 15?
I did 12 with Miyabi, but that Ice res is really annoying
I'm thinking of using Yi Xuan and Pan. should my third be
>Fufu (trial)
>Caesar (M0W1, for survival)
>Astra (trial)
>Nicole (M6W5)
What do you guys suggest?

why are wormterfags so insecure?
they feel the need to justify their rolls anytime he's mentioned

>rolled for Yuzuha
>0 Kaboom Cannon or Weeping Cradle

I have to roll engines now don't I?

>>532806949
Seed is more versatile than Oprhie, no?

which one is more rapeable

>>532807304
Astra/Yixuan/Fufu will work
Adversity gear is mandatory btw

>>532807239
Any grind in a gacha game will always be boring. Repeating disc stages day in and day out isn't the most exciting gameplay either. Gacha is primarily for the girls and story, don't expect exciting gameplay because not even ZZZ has one.

>>532807304
Yixuan/Jufufu/Astra

Use the gear that refunds decibels and get the cards that refund decibels/empower your ultimates.

Then just spam ultimates constantly to win.

>>532807323
You are the insecure spamming worms

Post Zhao

>>532807304
I went through it with Yuzu Vivi Jane.
Ton of iframes with Vivi combined with triple dodges from Jane made it pretty easy

>>532807394
You can just buy the cradle
Just don't make the mistake of buying enough cradles to max them it's beyond retarded

>>532807505
stop crying bitch and insisting on wormter for no reason
holy hell always pretending like you're a victim

>>532807505
Stop responding to SEApags. They're only here to start shit, they don't care about discussing the game.

>>532807183
ouch my thirens

>>532807675
Will Summit be better than Shockstar for Seed/Orphie/Trigger team?

>>532807245
>10/10 appearance
>10/10 personality from what I've seen so far
What are they gonna do? Make her kill puppies?

>>532807785
Summit is always better

EATING HARINS SPICY CHAR SIU BUNS

>>532807828
Make her a quirk chungus.

>>532807557
Shes so smug knowing miyakeks are getting crept.

>>532807828
She killed Isolde

>>532800074 (OP)
Can you guys not make her a Firefly 2.0, pls?

>>532807628
Darn I forgot I could do that but my precious summons...

>>532807828
>10/10 appearance
How

>>532807785
The only time where Summit isn't BiS for a stunner is if you're running two of them

>>532807987
When people are pandered to their eye for quality goes blind.

>>532807557
Damian puppet

>>532807979
You aren't getting shit in 30 rolls

>>532807828
She killed billions...

>>532808103
me on the right

>>532808103
Guy on the right is the reason Miyabi isn't flat.

Bastard.

>>532808258
>Guy on the right is the reason Miyabi isn't flat.
Based

>>532807901
This is ideal
>>532807962
Based
>>532807987
>Petite
>Looks like Eureka and Rei had a baby
>Always barefoot
>Hospital gown
>Moves like a pretentious weirdo
Hits all my buttons perfectly desu

>>532808134
I'm getting 30 rolls closer to pity.

Hey what's the optimal bangboo for-
>Snap
okay...

>>532807828
She'll be more into (You) then Vivian and constantly talking about how Phaethon was an inspiration.

>>532807675
Trigger still giving me the hardest of obnners.

>>532808375
>grace mindscape is better than functioning Yuzuha

>>532808105
What does quality look like?
(Answers other than Corrin, Jufufu, Qingyi, and Lucy are wrong btw)

>>532800074 (OP)
Please make her firefly 2.0

S rank

>>532808485
Is there any faction with more than one for (you) character?
Since they already made Trigger for (You) what are the chances that the other OBOLs will also be for (You)?

>>532808623
dayum bro is packing some heat

>>532808554
Lucy, actually, but a hebe Grace would look much better in Seed's place than the current design of Seed.

Billy and Anby are also high quality.

>>532800074 (OP)
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
SEED EASY ACCESS MILKING MACHINE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532808742
I mean they're gonna have to be considering spoilers from 2.2

>>532808623
Hypersexualized women with ginormous tits
Hypersexualized men with huge noticeable bulges

All is right with the world.

>>532808742
Both Alice and Yuzuha pander to (You). Lucy and Caesar, Miyabi and Yanagi, Zhu and Jane are all the obvious ones

>>532808962
I'm not sure Piper is really for (You), since she's like 60, and Burnice is for the streets.

>>532806241
>>532807239
i agree it gets repetitive, but it did get me into series which is nice. and its full of yuri

Where should I upload the vid of Yanagi getting mating pressed and making pig noises?
File is 2 gb

Who has the better butthole

this yurinigger is sad

>>532808554
Lucy is such an amazing design and characterization that even people who aren't into lolis love her.

>>532808979
alice and yuzuha are for eachother

>>532809271
Yanagi would never.

>>532807987
Her design is both sexy and cute

>>532809292
rabbits poot out little spherical, edible poops
meanwhile Yuzuha just pushed out logs.

>>532809341
Headcanon ship when both openly and explicitly flirt with (You)

>>532809292
Yuzuha, thirens are filthy

>>532808513
Cute

>>532808979
>Alice and Yuzuha
>Lesbians
>Incel pandering
LMAO

>>532809491
the reach is insane

>>532800074 (OP)
ngl seed is the only Hoyoverse, maybe even the only gacha character that I find genuinely repulsive.

*Give you 50 polychrome*

>>532809579
and a yurifags arent?

>jwu
what did I miss in the past 7 hours?

>>532809559
>>532809579
It's the game you play. This is canon dialogue, something you'd probably kill for to have any of these interactions between your headcanon ship

>>532809728
Fucking pervert.

>>532809728
Kek

Girlfriends

>that SEED, astra and orphie showcase

RIP Sanby. is hoyo even aware that they are literally killing sanby for good with this character?

>>532809728
He's underage, sis

Cute AND canon girlfriends

>>532807397
Seed seems glued to Orphie.
Orphie is kinda free to join any attacker for a dual attacker team if she wishes.

>>532809671
gay

>>532809671
Careful, you'll get called a homo for voicing any criticism of a new female agent.

>>532808623
fake news, as much as it pains me...

>>532809728
Me with Pulchra

>>532809923
Post some cute dialogue of your cute and totally canon girlfriends explicitly flirt with each other. Which you DO have, right?

>>532809515
and canon

Cute

>>532809775
>hey thanks for today, bro
OMG CANON FLIRTING!!
>*full blown story chapter of two girls flirting, falling in love with a very explicit hand holding cutscenes over fireworks*
ermm ermm i-its only platonic!!

>>532809906
link

>>532810128
Rina and Corin is like mom and daughter

>>532809972
Why are shitposters so defensive?

I bought this shit today
https://youtu.be/eeKM9UJ_qzQ?si=cU8JXsbfof_0REeT
And Snapdragon 8s can run this game only on middle settings? Really?

>>532809671
based

>>532802436
Sneed sanby and orphie is the kino comp

Yuzuha: We're only here to cheer up Alice

>>532809913
I'm not a footfag
>I'm not a footfag
I'm not a footfag
>I'm not a footfag
I'm not a footfag

>>532810201
Why is criticism always interpreted as shitposting?

Who do you regret?

>>532809906
>>532810162
https://streamable.com/ness5i

all m0.

look how much more fun that is compared to Sanby. also way more damage

>>532809671
Same here and the foot fetish focus is so over the top. Easiest skip ever

>>532810142
>falling in love
Making a friend is not falling in love. Yuriniggers think a girl being nice to them equals she is in love with you.

>>532810250
>tumblr lingo
holy hell go back you flea ridden tranny

>>532810323
S-Anby. I only got her because I wanted an elc DPS at the time. Now I rarely use her

reminder ALICE LOVES eating MEAT

>>532810205
It runs like shit on phones, enjoy half your inputs getting dropped

>>532810323
I also got her ball twice in a 10-pull. Used up all my luck on a fucking BRICK.

>>532810371
YOU LITERALLY DO THAT WITH EVERY NEW PATCH GIRL YOU FUCKING RETARD LMAOOOOOOO

>>532810364
Now turn on the filter that makes her tell me I'm a good boy and everything will be okay...

https://poal.me/j179rk
>https://poal.me/j179rk
https://poal.me/j179rk
>https://poal.me/j179rk
thoughts on seed?

Yuzuha and Alice double paizuri, with Alice being more involved since her tits are bigger

>>532810142
>"full blown story chapter of two girls flirting"
>"falling in love"
Feel free to post some of those explicit exchanges and dialogue.
Take off your yuri tinted glasses and all you've got is 2 highschool girls being genuine friends along with a bunch of MC pandering interactions from both Yuzuha and Alice.

>>532810409
would she eat rabbits?

>>532810371
>Making a friend is not falling in love
You should tell that to all self-inserters

>>532810342
GG Music? Nice touch

>>532810323
none so far, I got ellen zhu an qingyi as the earliest ones and still use zhu and qingyi at least
I was using ellen before yixuan (and buffs) though, for 20k DA clears

>>532810342
ya know I wouldnt be surpised if there wasnt a way, especially on extended hollow zero kits, to have Seed sr to have constant screen time

>>532810409
why doesn't she just not wear the asymmetrical leg band anyways is she stupid

>>532810323
Ellen but then they buffed her so it's okay now

I wish ind*nesia and the ph*llipines went to war instead of Thailand and Cambodia

>>532810106
you first, paggie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sTrEGUa3U

>>532810409
>Wonder what the deal is with the emoticon belt
>Emoticon belt item description largely unrelated to what it actually fucking does

There's no lesbians because this is chinese game

>>532810478
And? I only consider 3 girls to actually be into MC, Astra, Trigger and Zhu Yuan.

>>532810323
Ceasar. Qingyi is a brick but at least you get to play her and she's fun when she gets some spotlight in story or events.
Ceasar gameplay sucks, her buffs are weak now and all of SoC are getting storycrept by Lucy, they are all irrelevant in comparison. A rank btw.

>>532810554
maybe? big daddy and his three sons were completely okay with eating bacon
>>532810675
I mean, if she really wanted to, she could get another leg band

>>532810323
My only regrets are characters I didn't roll enough for.

Any idea on when we're going to get info on skills/mindscapes for Seed and Orphie?

>>532810742
and here i thought you couldnt be more delusional

>>532810142
>full blown story chapter of two girls flirting, falling in love
more on things that never happened at 11

>>532810739
Bronya and Seele kissed in Hi3, it's not impossible, it's just incredibly unlikely.

>>532810739
what's china's feelings on incest?

>>532810910
When you do your research

>>532810323
Lighter

Yuri game

>>532810925
Why? Shallow affection in trust events is every bit as non-romantic as Yuzuha and Alice supposed "love"

>>532810739
uh oh

>>532810836
Yeah caesar is fuckin trash

>>532811073
Yuri isn't real I just see two chicks trying to make me horny for both of them.

>>532811081
That's the kind of NPC you take behind a rock and she sucks the living soul out of you.

>>532810342
Looks boring. I don't have S Anby, but would sooner pick her up on a rerun than these two. I wouldn't pull a retard on a scooter even if she was twice as strong as Miyabi

>>532810478
>2 close highschool friends hold hands without ever having any explicit dialogue or flirting
They must 100% be married
>Yuzuha getting close, whispering in your ear, thanking you for validating her feelings
>Yuzuha getting close and resting her head on your shoulder for a pose
>Yuzuha getting sweet talked and wanting to reward you with a massage
>Alice getting shy while her ears wiggle after complimenting her swimsuit
>Alice having a sweet moment with (You) at the beach and teasingly telling you come closer
>Alice's literal constellation on her icon being Cycnus, lover of Paethon
Hmmm... nahhh the handholding with never explicitly flirting together has to canonically mean they're fucking for sure
>>532810712
Cheers for proving my point by posting more of Yuzuha's canon MC pandering

>>532811086
so why do you consider *those* real and not alice and yuzuha's? because one panders to your self insert and the other doesn't. (btw Alice and Yuzuha display 100x more affection with each other than those characters with the MC)

>>532810342
>look how much more fun that is
Orphie got massacred she didn't deserve to become off-field slop

You will never be Wise.
You will never be Belle.
You will never have sex with these fictional characters.

>>532810739
>this is chinese game
And?

>>532810910
Hakushin or zzz leaks twitter/reddit

Honestly, Qingyi is pretty good with Yixuan. I don't think she's a brick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_VWdrUTW38

>>532811343
trvke

>>532810534
Im never trusting anymore polls after what happened today.

holy fuck I thought since they were giving us feet that they would go easy on everything else, but they're giving us a nice view of her ass too

>>532811318
>canon MC pandering
look at this pag trying to pretend he wasn't talking about Wise this entire time, and then having to backtrack because it's not exclusive to him and she was only joking like the jokester she is

>>532811329
>so why do you consider *those* real
Because they actually are romantically interested. Or Astra at the very least is just super horny for MC. Their stories and dialogue is not about being friends.

You are a delusional yurinigger.

>>532811456
What happened today?

DON'T OPEN

>>532811527
virgin

>>532811612
AIEEEEEE Negromata!!!

>>532811454
They need to buff Jane

Is it time for the threadly yuri vs self insert shitflinging?

>>532810342
Pretty strong

>>532811343
unfortunate trvke

>>532811737
Makes no sense since yurifags are trannies self inserting as a girl

DIE UGLY BITCH DIE

>>532811682
and sanby...

>>532811578
Astra is affectionate with the people she deems important to her, eve belle and wise. Is she super horny for Eve and Belle too?

>>532807478
Gameplay can be fun and make the grind less boring. Also there's generally a stopping point to the grind. Quick dalies or all at once if you save upa few days like ZZZ allows. Uma is justy a constant massive grind with little payoff and takes far longer than 3 runs in HIA. Or if you do HZ it's at least running combat with some op abilities or making it a challenge. Uma doens't have anything requring skill or thought beyond press mostly speed most of the time.

>>532811571
>desperately trying to shift this into MC wars
Pathetic. I call it MC pandering for a reason, whoever you pick canonically gets to enjoy pandering from the same girls. Do point out where I specifically mentioned Wise. I'll help you out
>>532808979
>>532809491
>>532809775
>>532810106
>>532810543
>>532811318

>>532811861
I don't think she's ugly, I just hate her outfit and her scooter.

>>532811663
normalfag

>let's make the character people hyped up the most into a dumb moeblob off field sub dps

The devs are retarded. No wonder Dawei stepped in to tard wrangle them.

ZZZ’s community has always been split. Since day 1 ZZZ’s Reddit split into 2 communities. Even the 4chan /zzz/ community split up into 4/zzz/ and 8/zzz/.

How eerily similar.

>>532812017
Why didn't he wrangle the retards on this one, then?

>>532811936
>only posts wise pics
> adamantly refusing yuri
If you were talking about Belle you would be talking about yuri too, but you're not, because you were talking about your self-insert and now you're trying to save face

>>532812017
what are you talking about? this change IS da wei stepping in to tard wrangle them

FUCK OFF

>>532811936
sorry a filipino mongoloid's brain doesn't understand reading comprehension.

>>532812017
She's dizzy coded.

>>532811787
Do you really think it's impossible to consume fiction without self-inserting at all?

Your watching… Star Wars: Clone Wars
Then… Zenless Zen Zero
Later… NFL Street

It’s all part of… JETIX

>>532810342
This looks good but i hope that Seed gets Aliced, at least don't restrict her to attack agents or something.

>>532812165
she's bench coded.

>>532811861
>>532812139
funny how you can tell these posts were made by a woman. most likely an overweight femcel

>>532812198
sorry, but shipping is just as cringe

>>532812106
Nothing is wrong with self-inserting on a gacha gooner game btw

>>532812041
Unsurprising. ZZZ originally sold itself with an unusual urban-retro-scifi setting, cartoonish animations, and unorthodox character designs. It therefore attracted a combination of both the standard gacha playerbase and the non-standard gacha playerbase. The two groups are often fractious about what they want to see in the game.

>>532812336
that reddit logo made me KEK loudly

>>532812198
consuming media without self-inserting is the default

>>532812106
>only pose wise pics
I picked Wise and equally like Belle as an MC
>adamantly refusing yuri
Adamantly refusing headcanon being sold as canon, all the while denying actual MC pandering

>>532812336
Redditor...

>>532812336
I just had this clover dogshit that she has all over the place. They look like they were imported from hsr. Ruins the whole design.

>>532812336
Go back

>>532811343
>>532811454
>>532811783
Seems we have a rat problem.

>>532811720
>Anonymous 07/27/25(Sun)00:17:19 No.532811720stripping.webm (1.31 MB, 96
uuwowoooohhhh naked ToT

>>532811861
>>532812139
based anons making quality posts

>>532812456
dunno how to explain it but she looks less hsr/genshit in game. Might be the 2d style.

Orphie is kind of fat, isn't she?

fuarkk... ICGPT

Yurifags are worse than fujoshits and their yaoi.

if im a psycho building dps aanby, do I still use her signature wengine? or is there a better wengine to use? i don't have astra as im a newfag. i don't mind waiting for sanby rerun but i do enjoy using aanby.

i also have a rank 3 brimstone because zzz is forcing that on me and i am a s11 enjoyer, but im trying to figure out how to minmax aanby

>>532812423
>Adamantly refusing headcanon being sold as canon
what a coincidence, so am i

>a fucking robot

finally the best agent possible and another billy kind character

>is another waifushit bait for feettards
>mfw.

>>532812336
Still looks like shit

>>532812618
She looks better in-game, but there's no fixing the weird outfit or the segway.

I saw on reddit apparently furfags were behind all the shitposting waging a war against feetfags. Is that the same case /here/?

>>532812456
hate*

I want shiptards and yuritroons to leave.
This is a wincest game.

>>532812740
Remove the tit bolts and string it looks so shit

>>532812294
of course, so just go treating it as if it's the default way to play and shoving it down everyone's throats

QRD on Seed and Orphie's kits? Are they must rolls

>astra gets a rerun
>dies to powercreep immediately after
>miyabi gets a rerun
>suddenly no more ice bosses in DA
NEVER roll on rerun banners

how can wise resist this

>>532812779
No, while feet arent really my thing I respect the footgods here as they make everyone seethe.

>>532812839
The plastic sheet also looks like shit.

>>532811527
This character makes no sense whatsoever
WHERE is that cockpit? Definitely not inside SEED sr. with his ingame size, so where the fuck is she piloting him? Why can she pilot him from outside sometimes? Why's she absent from some of his attacks?
This shit is so ass.

>>532812878
sub dps
one is stronger the stronger your main dps is and the other is afterslop focused

>>532812851
What do you mean?
All the interactions with the MC are canon and in game. Even if i self-insert, it doesn't change any of that. Meanwhile you're actually just posting forced fanfic.

I love Yuzuha so much

>>532812818
i'm going to be le contrarian, i don't think this joke works with alice because her ears aren't big enough. Miyabi's worked because she has comically large ears

Seed is so fucking ass. The fact we got baited into thinking we’re getting a cool robot mecha for Obol Squad too…
Disappointed to Hoyo

>>532812685
>"so am i"
Explicit dialogue and interactions showing characters being MC-sexual is canon no matter how hard you try and deny it. This is what the devs choose to feed us

Can we post beautiful women AI sloppa instead?

>>532812962
I think you're just looking for excuses to hate on the character

>>532812962
I don't think she's ever piloting him except during the Ultimate.

Yes, it's weird that a mecha pilot spends most of her time outside the mech.

Cute AND Canon girlfriends

you know he is right

>>532810323
Burnice

>>532810197
> Shown to be an absolute menace who trolls everyone in her PV and is a total control freak
> Occasionally trolls people and is a little bratty, but pretty fair headed and cheerful in the story and secretly sweet

Did they lie about Yuzuha’s character or just over exaggerated her trolling levels?

>>532812998
Aftershock won, chuddy

>>532812959
Honestly they should just scrap the entire outfit or at least redo the upper half. There is so much random noise in her design that adds nothing of value

>>532813150
didn't read stop posting trash from other sites

>>532813005
The cast is not in love with you. THAT is forced fanfic

>>532812532
uoh
adult woman erotic

Can't wait for them to somehow ruin Zhao for me.
Off field Rupture?

>>532813018
We know, Alice Thymefield

>>532812745
I thought that at first but the gameplay just looks fluid. They could have done a better job on the suit but a skin can fix that, we all know niggas gonna mod that shit.

https://streamable.com/ness5i

>>532813298
NPC

>orphie was a serious cool character in the teaser
>she became a scared loser

>seed was a badass male robot
>became a girl pilot

it's obvious that mihoyo upper management forced them to rewrite the 2.x characters

>>532813084
you just said you think astra trigger and zhu are in love with you

>>532800074 (OP)
I want a little Hu Wei figure.

>>532812731
Anon, how many times do we have to say stay on model with your prompts

>>532813150
Why is Pulchra just a humanoid reskin but not Lycaon and Billy?

>>532813298
Damian is the agent, you push EX special to summon Zhao.

We were trick into thinking it was a mecha construct like Billy. We don’t need anymore anime bitches okay.

>>532813242
Focus on the fucking game where they flirt with the MC. Why do you care so much about how I feel? Stop spamming your shitty fanfic.

>>532813507
>>532813082
dumbass forgot to remove his name before fake doomposting

>>532812910
>Astra died to power creep
In what world are you living in.

>>532813298
Listen bud, if that thing ends up being a void hunter I will be even more insufferable than the current Seed fiasco.

>>532813408
No. I think the people who made the trailer just have better style. They would have just saw a cool character and make her look cool without knowing anything about her.

>>532813387
Trust the process. The fluffy onahole will be peak.

>>532813374
kino

>>532813387
good lord that would be so fucking funny if they just kept her as an NPC.

I will just report every horsoid post as spamming/flooding
you should do the same

>>532813610
LMAOOOoOooooOooO

Seed the janitor.

>>532813298
With the new support disc set name, she might possible end up being support for rupture agents.
We need the disc icon asap for this one.

ZZZ revenue is going to flop again …

>>532813640
You actually want sister Ye with the ching chong sword?
I'm not pulling that shit.

>>532812851
No one's shoving anything down your throat, these are literal in-game interactions and dialogue
>>532813423
???? Are you fighting demons in your head or just trying to headcanon your way into a win here? I'm talking about all the pandering and flirting excplicitly being shown on screen all being canon. Reading more into it or saying how the MC and X totally fucked or are married/a couple/etc would be headcanon, the same as what "yuzuali" fans do

>>532813823
Ye's sister will be the rupture support

>>532813609
You're clearly ignoring their developing relationship (which you had an entire story patch to witness btw) in favor of whatever mildly platonic things they say to Wise. If that's not evidence that you don't care about what happens in the game and you're emotionally invested in self-inserting to Wise, then I don't know what is

>>532813387
She already has a character ID. Theres no way they would sideline her like that.

They should bring Hoolay to ZZZ.

>>532813810
KEK

>zenless optimizer still isnt updated
NIGGERS

>>532807495
that worked
>>532807569
>>532807436
thanks for your suggestions bwos

Imagine Seed model on our divegrass team.

>>532813139
miyanagi mentioned

>>532813959
>shipfag calling anything else platonic
Kek. You look at any given interaction with 0 flirting or explicit dialogue, dig deep on how your feelings want it to be, look closely through your yuri tinted glasses and assign a grandiose headcanon to it. All the MC-pandering posts do is show you literal canon interactions of characters being into the MC, something that's been happening since launch. Not for everyone, but definitely with Yuzuha and Alice

>>532814145
>seed on divegrass
>named Roomba

>>532814145
gonna make them SNEED

>>532813139
Astra is a nasty fuck

>>532814253
>Taking some retard's fanfic as canon
NGMI

We know the Zenless devs are confirmed gooners, when means they've made official on-model porn.

There is likely a model with Alice's tits fully rendered that they're keeping to themselves. Release the fucking files.

>>532813810
oh my god

>>532800074 (OP)
>only 2 menu animations
KEK, this game really flopped so hard they reduced its budget huh

>>532814184
>miyabi yuried for no reason
seriously kill yourself fucking ugly subhuman monkey

Orphie likes Wise too btw

>>532814453
The only thing I want is to see porn of Magus blowjob

Name me one ZZZ agent that universally acclaimed as straight.

I’ll wait.

Melty will be insane when Alice's trusts are out

>>532814403
Theres a good reason for it: Yuri is awesome

>>532813876
I'm seriously impressed on how you can be such a pool of inconsistencies and then have the audacity of pointing a finger at me. One post you say Zhu Astra and Trigger and in love with you and that's normal/canon, then you say overly-interpreting platonic interactions as romantic is headcanon territory and delusional. Is that not LITERALLY what you're doing with Zhu Astra and Trigger? Which is it then?
Agents acting flustered is in the game, yes. What is NOT in the game is these romantic feelings. That's headcanon
yuzuali on the other hand tho went to this entire arc where they grow close together and fall in love. You're free to create an account and replay the story if you wish

>>532813796
>>532813610
I’m not doomposting I’m skipping the banner anyway

>>532814495
I'm technically ignoring your request by posting 4

Does no one mod this board anymore? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS??? This place has gone straight to shit ever since the servers went down.

>>532814403
>getting this mad over two girls kissing

>>532814639
You were literally demoralization posting you black gorilla nigger

>>532814689
What do we need a mod for?

>>532814689
>This place has gone straight to shit ever since-
it's the same.
It is exactly the same.

Post more yuri please

>>532814773
for the flooding samefagging yuri nigger that has been spamming yurishit for 2 weeks straight.

it's so crazy that they gave up on the cool robot character for another coomer design considering that the far and away best performing character is the girl with the least sex appeal. it's so obvious that ZZZ is way too high effort of a game for the mobile game, waifu-collecting audience and that they will never see the same numbers as a game where you can just press auto and look at numbers on your phone.
it's insane that they won't try something new just to secure Samby-like numbers again.

Horsetranny's autistic little war against the normal people is still ongoing even though he lost.
Kind of like that one Japanese island in WW2

>>532814789
Eous IS pretty cute.

>>532812917
He doesn't.

>>532814560
Based and factual

>>532814879
to be fair it's nowhere near as bad as /gig/
>shipspam
>to the point where the thread would hit the img limit not even 400 posts in
>if you reported as spam you got a warning
>wasn't until hitting the img limit on 3 seperate threads janny FINALLY did something about it
and this was BEFORE the servers went down.

>>532814586
>One post you say Zhu Astra and Trigger and in love with you
I never said that, you're talking about the other dude. They're into the MC, that's all we know that is canon. Trying to say anything more other than that they're into the MC/MC-sexual would be headcanon.
>you're doing with Zhu Astra and Trigger?
Again, not doing anything. You can pull up any of the MC pandering scenes/interactions/dialogue of those 3 with the MC and it would be canon.
>romantic feelings
Not sure why I'm shocked that shippers can't see the middleground of absolutely anything. Devs purposely make these girls flirt and pander to you (canon), saying they'll marry you and are completely in love with you is headcanon. Doesn't change that they're 100% into you canonically. It's an MC-pandering game
>grow close together and fall in love
Pure and raw canon with literally no explicit flirting or dialogue to back it

>>532813640
there is zero chance of that happening. the Seed situation is not about male/female, mecha/non mecha, what it shows is that mihoyo is not willing to take risks and go outside the box with designs. they will never put any meaningful amount of eggs in a potato bunny basket.

>>532815108
Honestly seems like two or three anons posting yuri fanart to one-another, but I've never been good at spotting schizos.

With /vt/ being exposed to have real corporate shilling and /vg/ constantly posting reddit and twitter screenshots, do you guys feel like 4chan is just another normie social media platform nowadays instead of being the contrarian platform it once was?