Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:45:37 AM
No.532814608
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:48:41 AM
No.532814926
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:59:38 AM
No.532816047
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's trashy as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:26:08 AM
No.532818809
>Banana Quest happened
And then:
>Banana Quest was awful but Sunday/Fugue will save the game
>Sunday/Fugue quest was underwhelming but Amphoreus will save the game
>3.0 was absolute dogshit but the anniversary will save the game
>Anniversary flopped and Amphoreus sucks, worst region of any Hoyo game but Fate Collab will save the game
>Fate collab flopped but... but... Dark March will save the game
YOU ARE HERE
>Dark March was nothingburger too but... but... Elysia
>Who cares about Elysia expy? The most popular Honkai girl next patch in Penacony again
>Penacony 3.8 was awful but Edo Star will save the game for sure this time
>Edo Star is a massive flop
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:35:04 AM
No.532819769
I miss Retrad, Lin, Nezzy, BlackSC, Bosley, Panda, Caelus, Nana, スゴイ, Ch1w4, Nero, Guest, Aaron, Anise, Kelsey, Caedus, Anon, Alto, Kouma, ExternaL, Ceili, Abyss, Potato, Sophie, XiaoXia, Es, Alpha, Zeppy, starscourge, Sergas, Stelle, Aureate, Razma, Metric, Nathan, Leo, Rou, AstroCat, Marx, Akarata, Klunked, Gelato, Sunny, Xin, Kapam, Caju, Seven, Yomi, Sapient, Tsubasa, Di, Sweet, Lastilius, Stelle, MygL, Peskado, Rook, Revan, Zatzgod, Chiaki, Yilari, Exile, N, Mono, warmth, 愛美, Stelle, CandleCrusader, Rob, Nalthur, pepinus, Faz, Vier, Verra, Porkins, Philantrophy, Vash, traincreature, Kyoppi, Alves, Firewalker, Chestnut, noose, Himaa, Blossomy, Theo, Stelle, Wooz, Stelle-san, Novusiter, Chum, Katrina, Mizuki, Stella, Ramsay, ChocoPizza, Emily, Ant, JC, Cupbot, Rase, Emshin, AHSMB, Destiny, Zimfier, Aryel, Stelle, Krog, Peri, Slagathor, Galby, Chad, Flanfy, Nani, Wendty, Akizooki, Mato, tsukimi, Stan, Stephanie, Lila, Pasiphae, Jay, Sitara, Frostwall, Mimi, Ganbaruzoi, Warleaf, Mei, EvilHeart, Ibelin, Kohatsune and ToruP
As to my research there are 4 types of Hertaschizo (plural)
>The HertaMei
Spams HertaMei fanart
Tries to snipe thread OP early with HertaMei
Calls Herta x anything that isnt Herta x Ruan Mei cuckshit
>The Hertacuck
Spams cuck shit like
>>532819337
Talks about chastity cages and licking semen out of Hertas pussy
Also loves feet
>The Hertaschizo regular
Just spams Herta
Tries to get the OP pic much like the HertaMei, except without yuri
Also loves Tingyun
Spams the thread on 4chan pass on two devices with in game Herta quotes if he feels like speeding up a thread
>The Zauniteschizo
Is a subgroup of the Hertacuck
Specifically targets the /hsrg/cord members to namedrop them
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:08:18 AM
No.532823370
>>532823783
>Kafka was shilled heavily and was the face of the game
>Didn't beat Seele and the rerun flopped hard
>BS, Sparkle, and FF were all shilled but all failed against Acheron
>Generals, Emanators, and every other Star Rail original character lost to Phainon
>Not even Aven and the other shilled males were close to Phainon
When a Star rail original character beats the HI3 expies then you can talk about HI3 killing the game. Without Honkai in Star Rail this game would be considered a flop. Imagine having no Honkai and bragging about high sales when Kafka and FF are the best the game could do.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:31:34 AM
No.532825732
Uuuuuu (umadacchi)
Uuuuu (umapyoi umapyoi)
Uuuu (sukidacchi) uuuu (umapoi)
Uma uma umya umya san ni ichi Fight!!
Ohisama pappaka kaisei REESU (hai)
Chokochoko nanigeni (sowa so what)
Daichi daini daisan shi go (dan dan dan dan deban ga chikazuki)
Mentama giragira shussou desu (hai)
Kyou mo mechamecha hachamecha da (chyaa!)
Gachi oikomi (toushitsu KATTO)
Kome kuite (demo yasetaai!)
Ano ko wa (WAFFO) sono ko wa (BEIGO)
Doitsumo koitsumo arara (RIBANDO)
Nakanai de (hai) fukun ja ne (oi)
Akachin nutte mo (naoranai) (haa?)
Kyou no shouri no megami wa
Atashi dake ni chuu suru
Niji no kanata e yukou
Kaze o kitte daichi kette
Kimi no naka ni hikari tomosu
(Dooki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki)
Kimi no aiba ga!
Zukyun dokyun hashirideshi (fufu)
Bakyun bukyun kakete yuku yo
Konna REESU wa hajimete (san ni ichi Fight!)
Zukyun dokyun mune ga nari (fufu)
Bakyun bukyun daisuki da yo
Kyou mo kanaderu
Hapihapi daarin san ni ichi Go Fight
Upiupi hanii san ni ichi (uuu Fight!!)
Uuuuuu (umadacchi)
Uuuuu (umapyoi umapyoi)
Uuuu (sukidacchi) uuuu (umapoi)
Uma uma umya umya
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:38:00 AM
No.532826434
>>532826659
"umapyoi umapyoi"
"......nnn-- ka---tto!!"
uma p...... haaaa.........?"
"kore mo suggoku iindesu kedoo!! atashitachi,
motto toresen gakuen o moriagenakya ikenaito omoundesu!"
"fufun" "tashikani......" "hoo......" "ha......"
sekkaku no matsuri sawagi..."
chotto dake supiido appu shimasen kaa!?"
"ondo de supiido appu--??"
saa minna hajjimaruyo- "hayaa" (fu--)
wan tsuu san haii
(so-ree so-ree so-ree so-re--)
n-ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a
(o---chucchu-)
n-ma-a n-maa ikiga-kurushii!
(sukkarankankan karatto kyarotto-)
n-ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a
(o--- chucchu-)
n-maa nmaa nmaa are? oto ga dena--i!
(o-nkyo-u san hai!)
u-reshikutte h-shaijatte doodo-ndo--n (ayrayaccha)
yu-rayuratto hi-rahiratto hanamaru yukata
ka-mi o yutte o-bi o maite
kyukyu-n kyu--u (kitsuiccha)
maddama-da ya-gure-wa ha-jimatta ba-karii!
mo- i-kaii! (ma-da-dayo!) "arayotto-"
mo-i-kaii! "mou!" (mo-i-yo-!) "yoisho-"
to-doke to-doke omoi yo to-doke (so-ree!)
oeba nigete gu-rugu-ru ma-waru
(so-ree so-ree so-ree so-re--!!"
so-ra
mezza-su- wa ittadaki (fuffu-)
mezza-su- wa bucchigiri (fuffu-)
o-so-ru-ru- koto na-ka-re--
nna koto itte--
dododododo-dosun no do--sun no??
(rettsu go-!!)
me-cchakkuccha me-cchakkuccha
yo--isayoisa yo--isayoisa
o-dori o-dori kurue---!!
(so-ree so--ree so-ree so-re--!!)
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:55:28 AM
No.532828225
>>532826614
I didn't think she'd end up in a good spot after the beta to be honest. I don't think I have a team that can really use her either, I only have Aglaea, Anaxagoras, and the free Ratio/Archer for dps characters. If I had a spare pity lying around (holding on to ~250 rolls so I could reasonably afford it, but I want to throw a pity at Cerydra for dopamine's sake. I feel like if I had a team she could slot into it'd make rolling a lot easier but I've only really rolled supports so far besides the aforementioned two.
