We love elves edition

>News
New Battlegrounds season I guess: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24223016/announcing-battlegrounds-season-11-echoes-of-un-goro
33.0.3 Patch Notes: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24224212/33-0-3-patch-notes
$158 Pet: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24216434/unleashing-king-krush-hearthstone-s-first-interactive-pet
Lost City of Un'Goro expansion: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24217084/the-lost-city-of-un-goro-is-now-live
Arena Overhaul: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit

Previous >>532614391

what are some deck archetypes you miss playing?
i had alot of fun with curse warlock and im sad i cant play it anymore without getting aids in wild

I'm fucking CEMENTED up right now.

i'm somehow 2-1 with the most dogshit warrior deck ever
last game i won because latorvius into amara then next turn with like 16 dmg on board i drew the extra turn treasure lmao

>>533317758
curse dk

>>533317758
the original libram paladin and even though it was toxic I really liked insanity warlock

I apologise for ever complaining about arena druids
those decks are ten times more interactive than the utter disgust I see with mages
every single game it's the same shit. random minions that generate or draw spells (and they dont give any stats up for this, thanks blizz), spells remove your minions, mage minions hit face, then after turn 9 it's sunset volley, typically multiple times in a row

every

single

game

>>533317758
reno warrior
dr boom mad genius mech warrior

>>533320886
don't forget sunset volley ALWAYS gives them the fucking rush windfury DH dog too
maybe designing a game that revolves around minion interactions then deciding the design space for one of the classes is not interacting with the board except to clear it is not the best idea

i was checking my collection and for some reason i have a shit ton of wild legendaries
i checked for the gold ones and just wanted to know if they're safe to dust, i don't play wild much but i like having the option

kingsbane
sargeras, the destroyer
azalina soulthief
rhok'delar
aya blackpaw

>>533317758
Shervalah + Holy Wrath Paladin was one of the most interesting decks with how careful you had to be when balancing drawing vs clearing, when to play timeout, when to push chip damage, when to sacrifice the 2nd shot for board clear/lifegain/board pressure, and how much fun it was to 25 people to the dome as Paladin.

>>533322219
they need to print more dogshit to nerf this card alone
there's yogg... and that's it. everything else is great.

>>533317758
Any control before Kiljaeden, Ceaseless and Zylliax were added into the game.

>>533323310
if you arent using them
or dont like the class
then fuck it

zeddy is complaining about hearthstone on X(formerly known as twitter) again...

>>533323310
wild decks are like 40k dust just dust all that shit honestly

>>533324478
>thing of the week is.... le bad!
damn
yet youre still going to keep playing, fat fuck

Do any current DK decks use Ursoc? He's such a cool legendary.

>>533325312
He's a flex pick for Starship DK that I've seen as a possible 30th card instead of Zilliax

dang not a decent cumbait or edgelord skin in this pass. almost bought it until i looked through it again. signature elise was tempting me in but they couldnt offer anything else

>>533323310
>kingsbane
if you're not going to play kingsbane rogue ever, you can dust. pirate rogue has been replaced by pirate DH as the dirt cheap aggro deck
>sargeras
I don't think control warlock even runs him since every control deck in wild is reno so you have lone ranger to exile their board.
>azalina
necessary for tog decks but I have no idea if tog decks are a thing anymore. probably off-meta playable
>rhok'delar
dust, random card generation in wild is actively harmful to your deck since there are so many fucking abysmal cards you can get
>aya
jades are far far too slow as an anti-control tool by this point

all that being said, all of those but rhokdelar are super iconic cards (especially in gold) so unless you're a dustlet desperately scrounging for any dust you can get ahold of I would keep them just for nostalgia

>>533328465
Really good rundown!

>>533332006
I looked on hsguru, diamond-legend. slight adjustment, sargeras does see play in all the renolock lists. I guess I undervalued the infinite 3/4s and a 2nd mass exile effect. and tog is apparently a wincon in some of the reno druid lists and azalina is run in astral communion which is somehow a serious deck now.
otherwise I was right originally. kingsbane rogue is a perfectly good deck, but its the only thing running kingsbane. the other 2 are just way too old and powercrept to be useful

>copy interesting deck for brawl
>murloc nigger
>holy wrath nigger
this game is doomed

>>533337402
It's a mode where you just need 1 single win. Most people are gonna just copy one of their meta standard/wild decks instead of building something that fits the mode.

>>533338919
what if i have 70 level character ?

>>533338919
unironically why is immortal 80gigs while d4 is 78 gigs

>>533338919
This is basically the exact same awkward cadence a reddit post shilling the card back made. Thread also had a suspiciously high amount of posts for a thread about a fucking card back.
Basically I'm saying what everybody knows and shills are out shilling.
I'm not installing for it fuck you Blizzard.

>>533339490
Just thought I'd share with my friends in /hsg/, it's not that serious settle down

>>533339450
you can launch GEFORCEnow in browser (1h free version) and login without download anything
i think they have DI in gamelist

>>533339739
No I know I'm not saying you have any nefarious motive, just that I'm sure the original tweet did.

Old DI characters count for cardback just login
I played few min... and DI looks better than d4 in artstyle What a revelation

>>533317010 (OP)
Does Armor DH guaranteed resummon ship? I keep fighting versus them and have never seen it summon the defense crystal? Literally 6 summons in a row.

Am I highrolling or is Mech Warrior free wins? Started playing a little over an hour ago with the average game being 5 minutes.

>>533342232
yeah I've been considering trying it out since I have dick to play and the meta now is absolute stale shit (star ship DK still, really?), path of exile is the same shit every season. we'll see how I feel after the 10 levels go while I get the cardback

>>533343596
It is tier 1 according to vsreport

>>533343596
It's one of the best standard decks and on top of that it's dodging the next batch of nerfs.

>>533345556
>next batch of nerfs
Explain yourself

>>533348824
They got leaked
Nerf to clockwork giant
Buff to quest mage
Nerf to curse catatombs

I can almost guarantee they will overbuff quest mage eventually and it will become a turbo cancer nightmare.

>>533317758
dead hand man warrior when big priest was a thing with barnes. surviving long enough through the scam bullshit to go infinite felt amazing everytime I pulled it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6yq_-P6kDA

where are the diablo cards, blizzard?

>>533351312
>diablo
>cards
uh retard bro.... diablo Immortal not card game
best you can log in and take cool cardback

>>533352261
>diablo Immortal not card game
Neither is Shartcraft.

>>533352342
it was HS x Shartcraft
you get major bonuses in DI not in HS

>>533352531
Wait does that mean this crossover is actually to try and revitalize Immortal? What the fuck?

>>533352648
Chinks demand easy explanation DI very big in Asia region maybe bigger than shitty d4

>>533352871
What mobile slop ISN'T big in chinkland?

>>533352648
>revitalize Immortal
its already a major grossing mobile app

Fucking hell man I was Murloc Paladin so I did deserve it but god damn this Imbue Paladin omg what a joke bro total of eight 5/5 heal for 40 life kill like nearly 8 murlocs, then also an equality and also second equality consecrate bro I will never get legend jesus fucking christ man
Im so tired at 10:35 and one day left I just feel no passion i am so drained hoping to just brute force it this time... going to sleep so pissed.

Add it to the pile
and it looks like they did the exact same shit for the tyrande skin in diablo immortal that they did with the krush pet. buying more and more tickets

>>533351312
its DiabloI x Hearthstone not Hearthstone x Diablo, that already happened at Mercenaries release

>>533358346
stop getting mad at video games

r8, h8, masturb8

>>533359459
It's even grosser in diablo, they have a live feed of people getting it to tempt you kek

>>533363737
100% they have fake "winners" pop up every few minutes to make it seem like the pull rate is much better than it actually is.

I don't know man
I think maybe Druid by turn 7 shouldn't have been able to draw 21 decks from his card and play 17 without ever running out of mana or steam
Like I don't know maybe by turn 7 you shouldn't have been able to have played roughly 40+ mana worth of stuff when you nominally had 28 plus coin
I don't know that's just me
What's the point of having mana costs if half the classes in the game just get to ignore them completely?

This game is so insanely bad honestly. It's crazy. Also the fact that Amirdrassil is still even allowed to exist.

>>533366532
>4 mana summon a 1,2,3 cost minion, gain 6 armor, draw 6 cards, refresh 6 mana crystals
and people complain about ancient of lore

my favorite streamer/content creator of all time is Dkayed
no one do it like Dkayed

Is that handbuff DK list legit?

>>533317758
reno pew pew priest

>>533367659
are you going to trust /hsg/ analysis over a 10k game sample?

>>533339450
Isn't dickblow immoral a fucking phone game?

>>533372282
Of course, I love you guys and highly value your opinion

>>533372860
the average player here is a lower rank than those stats are collected at.

hmmm today I will... play some arena
warlock druid druid warlock druid warlock warlock warlock druid warlock warlock
it's okay i will start another run
>warrior paladin shaman
hmmm

>>533373463
druid is the 4th best class behind hunter and mage. The chance of being offered one of the 5 best classes is 95%. Unlucky.

This is definitely a reasonable card

>>533373798
Who would win in a fight
>cremate into coin lorthemar with double battlecry
or
>an average shadowflame stalker

I did a random arena run because I figured at least I can transform the tickets to packs and I'm at 3 wins and keep winning and I'm so scared

Can I stop opening shitty legendaries and open some of the good ones holy shit

I finally got a good class surely I will get a good legendar-
Also pretty sure heartharena is tripping right? Ysera is shit, two 9 mana cards that do nothing

>>533375647
does she come with the good ysera?

>>533375782
no she comes with the og ysera

>>533375782
This is her group
C'thun is 3x draw a card that didn't start in your deck
Ceaseless is caricature artist, gaslight gatekeeper and buildingblock golem

Feels like all three are garbage, idk which one to pick

>>533375831
pick expanse and remove caritacture artist and gatekeeper when you lose

>>533375831
well you can delete the bad yseras on first loss and keep the dreamer. I think ceaseless is never active in arena

>>533375905
>>533376061
i picked ceaseless and didt get offered a single shadowflame stalker so i might as well retire the deck already

>>533376262
you have 10 shots at shadowflame if you play

>>533376262
Either you went all in on the random demon cards while ignoring the equally good sludge cards, or you did get waste remover and are just a crybaby.

>>533376262
post dick

cora where's the fucking BLOGPOST

>>533376428
>>533376439
>>533376592
i didn't get waste remover either
first game was a hunter who played a perfect curve with 0 mana floated until turn 7, discovered kodo that kills minion the turn that i played a taunt, then next turn discovered for exact mana 7/7 with rush for a perfect trade, then two turns after discovered antoher 7/7 with rush for another perfect trade
this isn't underground arena btw because it's locked, and no i didn't get waste remover
it's okay i retired the deck, i'm just gonna do draft retire for packs and fuck this gamemode forever, it's so fucking shit it's unreal

>>533376973
this was the deck by the way

>>533377125
yeah looks like shit unlucky

I'm 4-0 in Arena atm thanks to Shokk thank you Shokk I love you

I'm surprised they didn't even add a token promo card to hearthstone for the diablo immortal event, they had a diablo mercenary and the diablo hero for bgs years ago

this game is so blatantly rigged
every single interaction i've had today that could've gone my way or the opponent's way has gone the opponent's way

I miss forsen

What the fuck is this game about.

>>533375540
There's only 1 non shitty legendary in the entire set (Elise), what you're asking is mathematically unlikely

>>533379259
iron diaper overflow

>>533379405
There are 3, Elise, Archaios and Herenn

>>533379259
why are you posting screenshots of zetalot's stream and hyper cropping them

I'm gonna craft starship dk i think
It feels like one of those decks that will always be at least playable, and I tried it in the release brawl and thought it was fun

/!\ You are browsing a dead-game thread /!\
OP is, in all likehood, a paid shill.

For your own sanity, exit this thread.

>Blizzy cuck piggy woke up

>>533317010 (OP)
Do night elves shave down there?

>>533384676
absolutely not

>>533373798
That a completely reasonable amount of value for an average hearthstone card, yes.

>>533372860
not only are most players here terrible a decent chunk of them are literally retarded and/or mentally ill

>>533387441
imagine thinking it's even possible to be "terrible" at hearthstone in 2025
there aren't any real decision points anymore. you play the glowy cards and wait for cora's magical train ride to tell you whether you won or lost. that's the game.

>>533387760
Which is why you are hard stuck at gold 5, we know.

>>533387904
i trivially get to legend every month just like anyone else who plays the game
again, imagine people get "hard stuck" at ranks in 2025. that's not how it works anymore

>>533388329
Sure thing bud

>>533388329
I don't believe you've ever won a game of hearthstone in your life.

protoss mage so fun to play against
zero interaction and 60 armor until suddenly haha 36 damage from hand lol!

>>533392665
just win and you will have fun

>>533392665
they killed every single fun deck so whatever.

DK really is the most fun class

>>533392665
That deck is dogshit THOUGH

>>533395289
good thing i said unfun not overpowered THOUGHBEIT

>>533400285
Okay yeah you're right.

just lost 5 games in a row

>>533404483
you lost 5 games in a row so far!

>play one million spells to progress your battle pass enough to unlock 50 gold
>spend one million mana to do the same thing
>spend 200 dollars to unlock a pixel dinosaur on your game board
game is beyond cooked lol

>>533408257
Of all the things to complain about you complain about the battlepass? Which all things considered is pretty good (if you're f2p).

>>533408952
lol. your brain is beyond cooked

>>533410841
You can clear all the way up to the free leggo (the only thing that really matters) in the first month of an expansion barely even playing. After that it's not much harder to get enough gold for the mini-set since gold ramps up.

>page 10
>home

cemented

>everyone and I mean EVERYONE left for sneedoverse
grim

>>533425040
actually I pirated the last spell

>>533431813
>Hat asked me not to start drama over it.
>Starts drama over it.

>>533432583
he is jewish

>>533432583
lmao

>>533431813
god damn this is so lame
"OMG, how dare blizzard not re-hire my favorite corporate drone!!!! he was so nice in his text posts!!!! it's ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im protesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
like, fuck off. this is some 13-year-old shit

please nerf the quest please please please blizzard please

>>533441390
zach said the quest was ok, sorry bro

>>533442880
who

>>533443304
the balding jew blizzard listens to for balance

see this, noobs? u mad? wishing u could mindlessly jam wild discolock like me? heh ur welcome to try ;)

>>533388880
It's true, I was The Game.

>>533444065
How high did you end to get 11 stars?

>>533444323
400 give or take

>>533444492
Damn, I am really slumming it at 2k aren't I?
I always enter wild legend at 500 then don't play the rest of the month lmao.

>>533442880
fuck man
I wish I opened Herenn he's like the only legend I want to actually play

I lost this game.
He did not play a minion until turn 7.

>>533431813
I canc- BRRAAAAAAAP
what a whiney little faggot who will have his gay little weekly meta summaries churned out of an AI without the drama soon enough

>>533448196
Round 2

>>533384676
They don't even have showers in ashenvale forest

>>533448196
>opponent leverages their removal and health to stabilize against a scam deck
>cry

>>533449496
>mommy doesn't change my diaper
>cry

>>533384676
>>533385152
and thank goodness for that

bouta finna change my own diaper
7th turtle btw

today I think... hmm... Today I will diaper up. Then... thinking... I will summon a turtle.

These du's really queue up just to summon turtles all day.

>>533458291
A toast to all who sought to kill me!

I'm Silver 2. Please nobody queue up any diaper decks for a bit so I can get to Gold.

>>533460442
Quick question is there any counterplay to Crusader's Aura? Gonna need a fast answer.

>>533461393
Clear their fucking board, they only get value from it if they attack

>>533461460
Okay that worked. I won with one single HP though.

>>533460442
Okay you can queue up your diaper decks again. I got there using aggro hunter, I hate that deck so much it's no fun but it's the only viable one I could build. I don't even want to climb higher.

leave the meta...to me!

where's the blogpost..

>>533317758
giants hunter, back when every class didn't generate/draw 50 million cards just by existing, hunter having a lot of tutoring meant you had to actually make decisions instead of just sharting your hand and refiling like cycle rogue does these days

monk will save us
evoker will cement us

>>533472639
anon...we're ALREADY cemented!

>Zy now 69 wins and still no crowd bonus...
Hahahahha they rig his account just for lulz

someone asked new cards from event ?
here
https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/1me3x22/improved_spells_diablo_immortal_hearthstone_event/

>>533474821
I hope he makes it to 0/100 and blizzard is forced to issue a formal apology that involves cora committing honorable sudoku

Nice cardback Cora i call it Retro

Fuck off Kibler

He tried so hard....

NO FUCKING WAY
not rigged at all

>>533431813
>, and I let them know
damn what a tough guy

This game uses pathetic method of riggin
He played quest reward and one turn later Timewarp + Dino
Bullshit change to pull this combo less than 0.1%

>>533487371
>Bullshit change to pull this combo less than 0.1%
Terrible math

Wtf ? just concede already

>scam warrior
>scam warrior
>scam warrior
>add hex
>add silence
>aggro
>aggro
>aggro
Why Umbra still not banned or changed ?

> Been watching old kripp & trump hs videos
Is the game worth coming back to? The last expansion i played was the darkmoon faire one i think.

>Play some meme new quest fat priest
The most dogshit off meta decks, quest druid, nazmani combo priest and so on.
>Queue up with more meta deck
Instantly discolocks back to back to back and other meta decks.

Imma b real I am starting to believe the rigging shit at least for deck match ups, makes no sense otherwise.

>>533493527
game doesnt scan your deck (C) celestation on reddit 2025

>>533492897
I don't remember a meta hated as much as this one

>>533493527
I swapped to control DK because I was bored of losing to aggro and now it's nothing but Warriors and Armor DHs.

>>533493829
I am not even saying it as a "I lost because the GAME RIGGED ME" because by god does that shit tier quest deck need all the help it can get.
It is just fucking weird.

>>533487371
>GAME NOT RIGGED
Holy Shit i can believe my eyes
HOW FUCKING HOW ? 2 times same scenario really ?
i have steamcleaner btw in deck
Who want fortune telling today ? i can provide lucky numbers

>>533493678
Stormwind? Demon Hunter release?

>>533494348
>Stormwind?
Do you really count the opinion of reddit crybabys? Stormwind was one of the best metas
>Demon Hunter release?
Lasted like 6 days before Demon hunter was emergency nerfed for the 3rd time and other decks became playable. It wasn't a good meta after that but not as bad as this, not even close.

>>533494348
>DH release
lasted like a day before emergency nerfs
>Stormwind
Some liked it, some didn't. Current one is hated universally. From diapers like zeddy and kibler to combo autists like pockettrain and maxie to /hsg/ and reddit, everyone is seething

>>533495023
>Stormwind was one of the best metas
You're one of those uuuuuuh board churning fans I take it?

>>533495331
board?

>>533494287
next game (30 min long)
and yes he doesnt have KJ only Marin
you lose you win

>>533495331
Greetings traveler.

>new season
>first game is vs control dk
>close game
I am so incredible tired of death knight I take back every single otk deck in the world if we delete this class from the game forever

>>533498586
but what of my DK otk deck?

>>533498586
>control dk
lucky you.... my matches contains only aggro(usual suspects) and warrior (quest scam umbra scam)
deck
>>533496017
>>533494287
>>533489007

>7 games
>5 murloc paladins
its all so tiresome

>>533499106
bro your Sleepers and Bob ?
i barely see pala because its literally hard counter

i have an idea for a new cancer mechanic they havent done yet in hsstone
>boardlock
cards that summon useless shit that blocks your opponents board
could even turn them into locations that do a negative effect for your opponent but he has to press them to free up his board

>>533499448
thanks for the reminder, I'll make a deck that uses them just to not see a single murloc paladin again

handbuff dk is actually FUN

>>533499543
its not guaranteed
like this hybrid nigga
>>533489007
its good in rogue because you can bob him 4 times and throw all damage into face
also Gnomelia/Zeph good early board clear

I can still turn back...

>>533500121
Craft it.... soon or later it will be nerfed im joking devs doesnt care about infinite value

it's crazy how the same shit that happened to warrior happened to DK
interesting things about warrior: weapons, self-damage, enrage
boring things about warrior: armor gain
what has the most support and what's always the best way to play warrior? diaper

interesting things about dk: basically everything related to frost and unholy
boring things about dk: health gain, basically blood runes
what has the most support and what's always the best way to play warrior? blood shit

>>533500721
Dk have at least 2 other decks (aggro and frost burn aggro)
Warrior locked to Trolltolla or Umbra scam (both are heavy diaper) + bonus quest scam
Btw im pulled Warrior lego today VERY USELESS

>>533492897
No, the game is developed by a bunch of retards who know nothing about card design and balance, and everyone that actually made og hs either no longer works at blizzard or is in an entirely different team. Game is a mockery of what it used to be and the 2014-18 run will never be replicated. If this shit wasn't as popular in china, I don't know why, it probably would have gotten the hots treatment by now.

>>533501001
Hots also booming in china last time im played there is almost no 5+min queue and tons of petroglyphs characters Rumors about HOTS2 maybe true (pc +mobile release)

>>533501024
Dk doesn't really have an aggro decklk right now, menagerie is not good
It has a decent midrangey deck, a good control deck and a mediocre scam deck (herenn)

>>533484402
>>533487371
>>533494287
>>533496017
yup. it's rigged. just replying to you to bring more attention to your posts because it annoys me that no one wants to recognize it
honestly my autistic pattern recognition skills were picking up on this type of rigged shit years ago. i think modern hearthstone is so degen and OP that the rigged scenarios seem even more obvious now. but what's sad is the people who still play this game are so addicted and/or low-iq that it still doesn't really matter. no one notices or cares. at least, not enough people do

you dont need to have "autism is a le superpower" to realize that in hearthstone shit that has a .3% chance of happening happens multiple times per game and that it's very obvious when your account is in lucky mode and when it's not because when it's not every single interaction with RNG involved will go the opponent's way

What deck tracker do you guys use

>>533506871
ok why are you mad about a random benign comment?
go take a walk

>>533507041
DT in current meta is useless because 99% decks braindead
maybe in some KJ decks

>>533449254
Yes but they have moonwells, they bathe in them and then sell the bathwater to adventurers.

Yeah just let me drop this demon that does 4 damage to all non demons because double battlecry gift and also has 8/7 stats because of the imp that gives +2/+2 haha yeah...

>>533508171
Yeah man I can't believe how oppressive Demon Warlock is.

Is dark beyond rotating in april?

I'm joining the dark side.

>>533509440
yeah, all of these are rotating when the first set of 2026 comes out:
>Whizbang's Workshop
>Perils in Paradise
>Great Dark Beyond
everything released this year is staying

>>533509905
Thank god. I thought starships were staying for another year

>Zilliax rotating
>Ceaseless rotating
>Tourists rotating
Thank fuck.

>>533509832
diaper turning dark

>>533509832
enjoy your 30+ min matches with quest warriors
dont forget to add Diapercleaner
>>533496017

>>533510830
I‘m running this list. These slogfests are kinda fun actually

>>533511498
Nigga
Wisp >>> Ceasless

>>533511596
Ceaseless is there too, just cropped out

>>533509832
>>533511498
Sir there's blood in your diaper.

>>533511498
>only win condition is kiljaeden
what are you doing while playing this deck to keep yourself entertained? im guessing youre watching a show and playing 2 other minigames to keep the boredom away

>>533512257
literally no difference from aggro

>>533441390
i got enter the cora quest lmao

>>533512472
>how do i get the most tempo
vs
>which removal should i use now
i guess its pretty close but the game duration is 5 minutes vs 30 minutes

>>533512698
>do I play 5 minutes of solitaire or do I play 30 minutes of solitaire?

>>533512257
Listening to a podcast

>burn wincon
>burn Fyrrac
>somehow win game with 1 card
GAME is JOKE Quest mage is joke also (no highroll no win)

>protoss priest got 2 extra motherships thanks to the 4/4 legendary and still couldn‘t outvalue my removals
Kek

Im at 6300 rating in arena but I just played against a chinese barcode account so I'm guessing they have a system where players are matched based on deck quality rather than MMR

Devs have been awful quiet. Don't think we've had radio silence like this since the brode days

>>533513981
They fired their community manager and didn't replace him, not even with an AI chatbot.

>>533513361
next game obliterated by protoss mage
change deck to counter it and MAGIC happens murloc niggers

Are barcodes seriously that big of a problem like what the fuck? What's the point of buying one if you don't even get the rewards on your account? Or what's the point if you're not a content creator?

It‘s crazy how often people tilt concede to control dk when you play a board clear. This never even happens when i play a combo deck and play a million cards in a turn

Ninjas should have Stealth AND Rush.
what useless siting plants they are right now

This isnt normal for aggrodeck still lose because griftah 17 to face lmao
you cleared - you concede that how it works

I just realized how bad rotation is going to be if we're only left with Emerald Dreams and Un'Goro holy mother of God.

what?

>rat one sissy
>still dies to double brewmaster with 50hp
Should roll armor location :sad noises

>>533517248
HS classic servers soon

>>533515264
Playing against control is inherently incredibly frustrating, I can't in good consciousness do it unless I'm literally forced to

>>533515719
It's not an aggro deck, retarded ELS Inferno.

>>533519045
proofs ?

>>533519295
It skips turn 1 and plays Tidehunter on 2.

>>533519498
>skips
>actually play card that buff his aggro board
>tidehunter
>aggro token with 3 face damage
next arguments

>>533517248
they forgor to make new card back

I love climbing sometime you see themed deck from russians

>>533521203
and next match faggot
with zero creativity and perfect draw
well i guess it 50% wr tax

>WILD pyromancer
>Is playable in STANDARD
Make it make sense!!

>>533519683
Bro you don't get it. You have to have double wisp in your deck these days to be considered aggro.

Kek
i love 50% wr

Patch notes are out, still cemented.

Play Cunnyverse.

I think I understand the appeal of diaper now... aggrotards just concede against me after a few board wipes

>These nerfs
We are so fucking cemented

>>533524471
I hate these devs I really do

Nice combo bro....
too bad im famous meta slayer

More diaper death knight support

>>533525184
I hate Priest so much it's unreal.

>>533525597
I was just thinking last night we hadnt got a new event card in ages and here it is. Too bad it's diaper fuel for a class that doesn't need more.

post the link you retards

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24223019/33-2-patch-notes

>dorian warlock, cycle rogue nerfed
>quest dh and mage buffed
Might try ball hog dh with quest

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24223019

its literally nothing. all battlegrounds slop and 4 barely touched standard buff/nerfs

Is cycle rogue such a problem to get nerfed yet again? I never see it.

>quest paladin plays like shit all game handing me the win until he play an anachronos that's in his deck for no reason, sending my lethal board to the shadow realm and wins 2 turns later
wtf?

kinda tempted to dust DH and mage quest now.

>>533525631
Here is more i called it *Tnx for extra turn daddy*

>>533526476
They got buffed

>>533525597
so fucking tonedeaf to release this for the most dominant class across all ranks

>Ladder reset
>Get to play chudwarrior again
Tempted to craft thaddius to play chadwarrior too.

LMAO

Any imbue mage list that doesn't suck?

>>533526150
it's almost unplayable vs hyper aggro and bad vs mech warrior and dk. its amazing vs the usual top 1k decks

>>533525597
Did they think this was a card anybody wanted or DK needed? What the fuck is this nasty shit?

>>533526907
protoss package... thats it

>>533526907
imbue who?

>>533526907
take it to wild

>>533517248
They fired most the artist. Just you wait until they use ai for all the art.

ok wildchuds, what's the most op combination you could make?

>>533531664
DK+DH

>>533512257
I'm playing Runescape on my first monitor.

>>533531664
>from any standard expansion

>>533532753
oh yeah I speedread and confused it with the wild brawl below in the page
well that's lame
ok standardsis, what's the most op combination you could make?

>>533533137
Probably some warrior and death knight diaper abomination

>>533533442
>+50 hp from DK blood cards
>+50 armor from Warrior diaper cards
The horror! The horror!

>>533533137
I don't know but it involves prep and shadowstep

>>533531664
why is this even a brawl and not a twist mode?

>>533534871
it will quickly get solved and turn degenerate

>>533531664
might be fun for the first day until the most degenerate aggro combo is found. something with crusader aura i reckon

im done for today
300 armor dh with KJ and res demons just boring At least i finally summon useless DK leggo
Thats not my goface board he managed to steal Ceasless and kill my 50/50 Velen

>>533531664
In wildychud?
QMage+Rogue combo.
Rogue+DH Miracle.
Discolock+Shadowpriest sounds bs too.

zeddy is crying again

Damn, when did Bunnyhoppor quit?

>>533540397
there is no *smart plays* decks in standart Thats why

>>533540397
almost immediately after he won worlds

>>533544218
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to summon turtles all game.

It's crazy how mage in Arena is literally just highrolling and being lucky
Just played against one
Summon a random 6 cost minion and a copy -> gets 6/6 divine shield rush
Sunfire volley -> 12/7 that attacks at the end of turn
Every single time. If he had rolled a shitty 6 cost and the 10 mana gave him nzoth he would've lost but hey we need a class that every fucking retard can just epik hearthstone funny moments highroll and win with.

>>533545684
>12/7 that attacks at the end of turn
That fucking dragon needed to be rotated yesterday. Absolutely cocksucker tier minion and with all the shit in the game that summons 10 cost minions specifically it pop up way too often.

roguesisters, are we back?

>>533546391
>Rogue
Oh no no no no no, el no sabe

>>533546584
ah i thought this was a neutral since all event cards like that usually are
nvm, rogue still rotting in the grave

>>533546289
I don't disagree but the problem is sunset volley being an extremely retarded spell that is either gamewinning on the spot or shit. Which I guess is Mage's design since forever but it's still a joke.

>>533546904
>Which I guess is Mage's design since forever
I mean yeah, this is 100% correct and a valid complaint and condemnation against Blizzard. Yogg In A Box is the exact same situation, useless retard shit or game winning via total randomness.

Lost a 5-2 Lock run, game 1 was this
>>533545684
Game 2 opponent lock had the summon 2 3/5s with taunt which was then followed by Darkvein so I'm looking on turn 5 at a 3/6 + two 2/1s deathratte: summon 2 3/5 taunts. I'm sure this is something that can be dealt with.

I don't get how anyone plays this gamemode willingly. I'm doing it to burn my tickets and I'm not touching this piece of trash ever again, genuinely this game is already random enough but Arena feels like an experiment into removing agency for people and seeing if they go insane or not. The way you play is literally fucking irrelevant somebody is just going to drop something completely gamebreaking on your ass and you will lose with zero recourse or ability to play around. No wonder the gamemode is dying.

>>533546391
what if every class was getting an event card

>>533551606
No.

>>533546391
this card isn't even good in deathknight. why slot in weapons for a single board clear if you already have 5 easily available. why can't priest or warrior get this?

am i autistic farming silver for 1000 ranked wins? i've done it all classes to 500 and done 1000 on mage and now im 200 wins away with shaman, next DK

please end my fucking life

>>533553710
It's also 5 pings for 3 mana at the cost of some face damage, which helps to clear up Reborn shit

>>533555562
you can't use it as a boardclear without running other weapons and pings are lol lmao this isn't 2013 arena

>scrolling d0nkey
>page after page after page
ummm... where are the interesting decks?
all i see is a bunch of diaper scam slop

>>533555562
it helps you lose 30 health against taunts

>>533551606
Maybe? Aren't event cards usually neutral?

twitch drops are on!

>play a game
>druid casts literally like 10+ fucking powerful as fuck spells in a single turn
>has zero mana and continues to cast powerful shit for god knows what reason, who fucking has any idea anymore
>alt+f4
this game blows

>>533557437
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>533553926
>am i autistic
very

>>533557437
>battleground tokens
is this real? who even cares

>>533558248
I wouldn't even watch for these drops if they gave me $5 with the tokens.

>play against aggro
>both wild pyromancers bottom 5 cards
>play against control
>both pyromancers on hand from turn 1

How relevant is this change? Does DH even have anything that deals 2 on the opponents turn? Or does this just mean attacking into a 2 atk minion instead hits you for 4?

>>533558069

>>533559628
your hoge that hits for 2 when it dies suddenly became a bigger threat

Lmao what the fuck is this shit. They added horns on soul juggler and suddenly is a demon? Lmao

REMOVE lifesteal from the stupid fucking hogs jesus man.

I don't care about quest paladin not being good (though it's better than people pretend) infinite steam aggro is completely retarded and should not exist at all

>>533561049
quest paladin doesnt have infinite steam...?

>>533561516
You're right, it can only refill its board some 10 times and also draw its whole deck twice. My bad.

i dont get how people play board based decks
i am playing handbuff dk
i am against protoss mage
he hasn't played a minion in 7 turns
he has cleared my board in every single turn

why would "change accounts" be the primary option when you open the options menu on mobile? incredibly weird to frame this like it's the most important thing you can do in the options menu. like.. what the fuck?

>>533561049
It only wrecks you if you can't establish a board early (which is the case for diapers)

>>533556330
It's a setup board clear that you can use the same way you do Ceaseless to clear and play KJ on the turn it goes off since you've already spent the mana. I'm not saying it's great, but I can see the purpose.

>>533562113
quest priest now
every single thing i played died
he got his quest complete turn 5
then he played the double 8/8 which i cleared once then he just revived it and i lost

genuinely how does this deck win a game? i really wanna know. how does it even have positive winrate.

>>533563829
protoss mage again
my board got frozen exactly 5 times
2 blizzards
bob
discovered blizzard
frostbolt on big minion

he also didn't play any minions so no trades to do or anything
then colossus into colossus and 40 dmg from hand i died
HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
YOU
WIN
A
GAME
OF
HEARTHSTONE

Why are you still here, unironically?

They aren't even addressing the game's main issues anymore. This year is completely dead. No point in even buying the new cards.

>>533565443
Why are you so obsessed with this game?

this game feels like one of those twitter gooner accounts that tweets shit like "turn your brain off and fap "
like you're literally supposed to just sit there drooling waiting for le heckin wacky rng outcomes tell you if you're having fun or not. thinking is a mistake. considering shit is a mistake. playing the game is a mistake. you're supposed to just spend money and keep your brain toggled off. literally by design that's what you're supposed to do. you get punished for doing anything other than that

>>533565590
This game used to be great and still could be. The canvas is great.

>>533565014
another game
quest murloc
it looked like i was about to win but then he discovered a second grunty and i lost
he played these in turn 8 and then turn 9 of course wouldn't want an opponent to ever not have a perfect answer on hand for every single play i do
this game is totally not rigged by the way

>>533565903
Ahhh I get it, you are upset you are bad. I forgot little turdboys make of everyone of their condition ;)

>>533562113
Handbuff DK exists solely and exclusively to farm Warrior and loses to everything else.

uh oh, schizo hours

>>533565443
>Why are you still here, unironically?
I want to believe >>533472639

It probably is a sign of a healthy meta that every deck has winrate spreads like this. Bunch of matchups they instantly win and bunch of matchups they instantly lose.

>Ahhh I get it, you are upset you are bad. I forgot little turdboys make of everyone of their condition ;)

>>533567337
>Bunch of matchups they instantly win and bunch of matchups they instantly lose.
the literal dream for the designers of this game in 2025
unironically this is what they want. makes rigging the game easier

>>533567181
The more classes the game has the worst it will be.

Who is a good substitute for Zephrys?

>>533525597
They actively despise board based decks at this point.

>>533559628
You can run the deathrattle package with hogs and they actually do something on the opponent's turn now.

>>533559628
hogs
this also just means the only vision for DH is hogs and arkonite

>>533561516
Quest paladin is a much better deck than people give it credit for, in a way it's very meta-defining, the thing is that people like to pretend it's bad because it gets eaten up by other aggro decks, and when there are a lot of those then you won't see it as much. But for example it has a really good matchup into Warrior and DK. It just has really bad matchups into aggro shit and a particularly horrible one into Rogue.
It does have mostly infinite steam. It can generate about 12-14 more murloc cards, then it can also easily get one or two draw 2-3 card turns, then Grunty can generate 4 more, the two Tyrannogill generate 6 and steamfins generate 4 more. In total it can easily generate 30+ murlocs that only get bigger and bigger. It can very easily weather 4 or more board wipes and just rebuild its board every time against control, hence why it's basically an autowin vs control decks.

>>533526751
Did you get your classes mixed up? That's a DK card.

I like hearthstone

>>533568728
nothing really, he's completely unique

you're better off just replacing it with a card that furthers whatever your decks goal is

>uhmm actually this 57% winrate deck kills you on turn 5 only SOMETIMES when it highrolls, so it's perfectly fine!
I don't give a fuck, it sucks to play against which is dogshit game design

dk is saved

It's so fucking annoying how below Legend you actually have to bear in mind quest paladin because there are a ton of people playing it

>>533583572
Like this shit is just so boring to play against. It basically just instantly beats any deck that can't kill it faster.

I'm playing Zetalot's control Priest and it's actually FUN

even zeddy is turning our guy jalex bros..

>>533591720
Jalex: Smart and successful and married
Kibler and Zeddy: Incoherent ramblings of divorced men

>slap on the wrist nerfs

How can they look at the state of the game and think it doesn't need major changes?

>>533593749
With this weeks patch being mostly about battlegrounds it's a surprise we got any sort of balancing for the main game.

>>533593749
1 more nerf will cement us bros, just 1 more nerf.

>>533592548
Kibler is quasi married to be fair. To a GRANDMA HAHAHA

>>533595190
kibler is a grandpa

>>533584181
>This shit is so boring to play against
>Plays control
Control players really have no self awareness.

>>533561049
It's not aggro. Only control players call it aggro, because they have no idea how the game works, see that they play a minion on turn 2 and assume it's aggro because they can only answer by dragging removals regardless.

i quit after witchwood
has the game become better or no? i heard it got 150 euro cosmetics in a gacha, is that real?

>>533613831
Worse. Yes.

>>533613831
FAR worse, they actively punish you for playing for the board now. It was 158 actually.

>>533614930
>>533616356
what do you even play then, solitaire decks like freeze mage? and what does that cosmetic do for 158, does it jerk you off while playing or something?

>>533616651
Right now we have scam decks that pull some impossible to deal with bullshit by turn 5, mindless removal vomit durdle control whose gameplan is make you go insane, and hyperaggro that tries to murder scam decks by turn 4 and concede at the first board clear. Tempo, midrange and combo decks do not exist or perform very poorly.

>>533610042
>murloc anything
>not aggro
begone newfag

>>533618075
mill rogue was known as murloc rogue

>>533618238
no it wasnt and it only ran oracle

>>533618075
Anyfin Paladin was a Murloc deck and was OTK.

this game is dead right? standard at least. how can it ever recover from this year

>>533618075
Thats Kraut namefag ignore him
>>533519045
>>533519498
he is completely delusional

Here is your *non aggro* card

it's crazy that after 20 years this general still can't agree on what decks are aggro and what are control

>>533619047
that's a control card because it allows you to trade better. the sissies told me so

>>533619550
play minions to damage face or buff your board - aggro
90% of deck is aggresive cheap minions (wisps murloc jugtype buffers)
play minion to draw/tutor/bonus effects - control
90% of deck is clear and endgame tools (anti aggresion value disruption)

>>533619698
anon +1hp no more......

>>533619047
all aggro cards are ALSO control cards though

>>533618075
murloc quest paladin is a midrange deck retard

>>533620698
jew says no

>>533619550
It's just the retarded ESL Inferno that exclusively plays do nothing control and therefore everything looks like aggro to him.

>>533620851
namefag kraut are you fucking insane ?
i just login to show you my decks

rest 2 is quest protmage and fyrakk paladin(nerfed after dragon priest nerf)
Dk is new leggo deathrattle deck
Rogue is burgle
i dont have diaper warrior or dk deck and most of my deck otk or big damage in late game because i hate KJ slop

>>533620848
wrong picture? thats from a year before murloc quest was printed.

I know the devs don't really give much of a shit about wild but HOLY FUCK can they please rework Holy Wrath already?

>>533625286
>draw random card from your deck
here i fixed it

>>533625286
current devs are clearly not able to fix the game

>>533625286
the fuck is holy wrath

>>533626469
google it zoom zoom

Farming diaper DKs is fucking better than sex
They can win right ? NO NO CHANCE

>turn 4 doggos
>cant clear
>you dead
very interactive

>>533627816
maybe dont afk for 4 turns

>>533627816
play a scam deck or play bg. standard is dead

>>533628072
good idead bg patch soon i finish climb to d10 and quit

Get ready for the game to become even worse.

>>533628579
wtf ?

>>533628717
>>533628579
It's a leaked card from the miniset. This would make Dr.Boom blush.

>>533628579
not good

>>533628783
everything that's remotely playable would make dr boom blush

>>533628996
>not good
Not on its own no, but if quest demon hunter becomes viable, which this card can make, it will be an S tier card.

>>533629087
oh yeah that got buffed maybe it is playable

>>533610042
It's an aggro deck that skips turn 1 in exchange of never losing to control. It's just a stupidly designed deck, but this is Hearthstone so what does anyone expect.

>It's an aggro deck that skips turn 1
Lol

>>533628579
>>533628783
>>533628996
>>533629087
>>533629289
It's a Moonfair Hunter card you fucking retards.

>>533630341
Yes it is, I asked my bull and he said it's an aggro deck.

>change deck to Niri
>first opponent hard starship diaper
of course....

>>533630510
yeah it's bad

>there are only two cards more expensive than 4 and half the deck is 1 and 2 cost cards and it plays exactly like aggro and has lethal by turn 5 consistently and rusn absolutely 0 cards to control the board but it's midrange because the only thing that defines an aggro deck is that it plays a card on turn 1 (quest warrior is an aggro deck too)

>>533631470
>it plays exactly like aggro
except for the part where they don't develop any relevant amount of stats onto the board until turn 4 or 5
>and has lethal by turn 5 consistently
has lethal by turn 5 if they high roll, usually they haven't done anything yet by turn 5.

>one 3/3, one 2/1 and one 1/1 is not meaningful stats turn 1

Quest Paladin is a T2-T3 deck. It's just annoying. To be fair I remember most people agreed that Crystal Core rogue was cancer to play against but for some reason people really feel the need to defend a deck that at its core is the same shit. Then again now half the decks in hearthstone have the same "I am going to hit you with something retarded and win if this game goes beyond 8 turns" so maybe people are more resistant to this.

>It beats me
Aggro
>It beats AND humiliates me
Aggro-lite
>I play it
Wholesome 100% board control based deck homebrew

>win game
>next game paypig with golden paypig skin and colored dino
IM NOT BUYING ANY SHIT FROM YOU BLIZZARD even i lose

>Win game
>next game paypigger with 3d skin and golden cards
>Win game
My deck? Chvdwarrior.

>>533633181
>Win game
>next game paypigger with 3d skin and golden cards
>Win game
>im also paypig btw
fixed

>>533633875
>Chvdwarrior
>Needing more than 2 legos
Sorry you Are bad.

oh man
oh man
im such a happy man playing protoss priest

Fyrakk just erased my steamcleaner vs quest warrior.... i lovehate my little nigga

anyone here play wallow? why does he sometimes end up randomly in the deck or at the bottom when he's in your hand and you pick the top of deck dark gift? is it a bug?

>>533638262
i think since it also puts another card on top of the deck it then puts swallow randomly in the deck since only one card can be on top of the deck

>>533640015
it should put wallow on top and then put the other card on top so they are your top 2
I have no idea how it works but it shouldn't be hard to test vs innkeeper if you actually want to play that deck

>>533640015
idk because usually he will be the next one after the other card

>we want to lower the power level
scam cards that have been printed in the last two expansions alone:
Herren
Loh
Wilted Shadow
Resucitate
Elise
Amirdrassil
Ursol
Tortolla
Ancient of Yore

I don't know why but leeches are really fun to play

>print another board clear for Diaper Knight
>Priestsissies shit themselves that it isn’t for Priest
>Diaper Knight players pretend control DK was struggling
I hate diapertards so much it’s unreal

>>533642382
>>Diaper Knight players pretend control DK was struggling
words can not describe how much I hate this class having labeled itself as wholesome fair chungus while being disgustingly broken for years

>DK playing standard vs DK playing wild

Location rogue ? yes no ?

>>533644868
Only place rogue is gonna be located after the patch is the bottom of the tier list.

>>533645176
LOOOOOOOL

>zeddy goes 0-75 on crowds favor rolls
>people in his comments section like "i got 11 time in only 39 chances ah aha hahhahahhahah"

makes me wonder, is it legal to phrase odds as "X% chance" when they're actually rigging it to make it so idiots and whale accounts have an inflated % chance while blacklisted veteran accounts like zeddy have 0%? it can be balanced out to be the exact % chance that they claim, while keeping certain users in a black hole and other users having an absurdly "lucky" experience with it

zeddy's experience fits with mine too. i haven't played as much as him, but i still should've gotten at least a couple by now. and obviously this is not the only form of suspicious RNG in the game. the game is very clearly rigged. i'm just wondering how it's legal for them to state "percent chances" that aren't accurate

>>533643637
>>533642382
I don't get why anyone is getting their panties in a bunch about this unless they also add a very good weapon.
DK already has
Corpse explosion
Gnomelia + orbital moon
Pyro + poison (this is runeless)
Ceaseless
Exodar

The class has zero need for another boardclear. Unless there's something in the set that makes it so you want to run this this won't be added at all, since all of the ones I mentioned are much more flexible.

>>533647790
It's not legal but there's zero oversight so what can anyone do over it? The only way these would be able to be proven is if there were third parties that analyzed the actual code and even then it would be extremely easy to game, especially when the prevailing culture of the times is that companies are special little snowflakes that need to be allowed to do whatever they want or the world collapses.

>>533647790
Zeddy is one of the biggest whales in the world

Does handbuff beat quest paladin at all? It feels like if your deck also skips turn 1 you just lose vs quest paladin.

they need to remove arena from the game
this shit is broken beyond repair
you could always get rolled over, but back in the day you'd get stomped and be like "wow they have THAT card too? and THAT on curve? yeah of course I lost"
now you see these extremely common win conditions every single game. wow, you picked druid and got a bunch of minion spawns and buffs? wow you got hunter and attacked face with a sticky board? wow you got mage and picked a bunch of spells? shocking, amazing displays of skill.

I wouldnt get so mad if it didn't seem to completely effortless.

they need to nerf every aggro card twice

>>533649792
Handbuff hunter? Probably the hardest counter to quest paladin. They don't put enough stats on the board to have any hope of surviving.

>>533650471
beast hunter and aggro pala are even better

>Finally try the better chudwarrior, chadwarrior
>Strictly worse chudwarrior
ZAMN.

>>533647790
I got it first try on the only Underground I ever played using free tickets lol

>>533650471
In this case I was trying handbuff dk but I still feel like these can only put something big by like turn 4 right? By then you're already looking at big ass murlocs, and every turn it goes longer it just gets worse. And then turn 8 grunty clears your board and it's over.

>>533650978
The main dk handbuffer is 5+1 mana, right? Pretty slow. You also don't have a strong start, so your deck might be bad against murlocs. unlucky

>>533651701
Yeah. I see. To be honest I don't really understand how this deck is played. Am I supposed to drop my stuff even when it has no value? Like for example, every time I drop brittlebone buccaneer she gets removed and gets me no value. Should I save her to only drop her if she can actually get the effect of? I don't even know what to mulligan for other than Eliza and dreadhound.

WHY THE FUCK IS REBORN PART OF THE "BONUS EFFECTS"

YEAH HERES A LIL LIFESTEAL OR POISON OR SPELL IMMUNITY NO BIG DEAL

OR YOU KNOW

YOUR MINION TWICE

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
DOES ANYONE STILL WORK THERE WHO REMEMBERS THE LESSONS OF BARNES? HOW HIGH VARIANCE LOW COST SHIT IS REALLY FUCKING CANCER???


FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

BG patch waiting room (1 place was 300 never ending bugs)

>>533653160
Lifesteal is so much more annoying to deal with than reborn this post is retarded.

>>533625286
Are people doming you with Ceaseless for 125? That sounds like an almost fun deck.

>>533653764
not in arena
and nobody fucking cares about bonus effects in constructed

>>533653160
i personally love when they roll windfury on huffer and get a pyroblast to face

i find priest and dk the most fun
now i just need a cute elf hero for DK

if i set up a bot to concede thousands of games of constructed in a row am i just going to get further blacklisted?
or might it actually do something to help the rigging?

>>533654826
system easy detect your shit and freeze your ratings

>>533654930
yeah that's what i figured
i've also soft-tried to fake play like shit but i don't think that works either

>>533653198
Whats the meta bug build?

>matchmaking/rng rigged against me
>switch to aggro paladin
>first game vs turn 5 tortolla
yawn. literally, what is the point? everyone needs to uninstall

>>533655183
Moth into 2 trinkets that buffs right minion
i dont remember his whole comp but other minion was just beetle spawners

>>533655527
your librarian sir?
also tech in the murloc that casts a spell and aura of resistance, it absolutely shits on control

>>533656159
>your librarian sir?
that requires making your deck substantially worse and then also coincidentally drawing it perfectly on time in response to the rigged algorithm which gave them a turn 5 tortolla
in other words, nah. not a real solution. just a coping mechanism

>>533656387
it's a tech card vs scam in general and has good value vs a ton of decks, but if you prefer auto-losing to warrior you can do that
or just swap to priest and I SHOULDA TAKEN A VACATION AGES AGO their ass

>plays aggro paladin
>refuses to tech against taunt
is every aggro sissy this stupid?

>>533656865
calling it a "tech" when the entire deck loses functionality outside of your specific fantasyland scenario where it works out in your favor is absurd
but ya'll live in rigged algorithm land and are unaware of it so carry on

>>533656865
NOOOOO AGGRO PALADIN IS CONTROL DECK (C) kraut schizo

i fucking love elise so much
most fun card of the expansion by far

>>533657135
yeah i crafted and added her to priest and rogue and never regret
maybe craft location rogue/some deathrattle shit next week

>>533656865
Tech cards are objectively shit unless the field is at least 60% the thing you're teching against, wich is not the case (and if it is, it's waiting to be hotfixed). There's a reason all sub Legend shitters fill half their deck with shitty tech cards, they think they're being smart but they're making their deck worse against everything else. Don't tech in silence, the matchup is basically unwinnable anyway, just build a consistent deck and be the best you can be at what you're good at.

>>533662183
tell the shitter that complains about tortolla, retard

wow I cant wait that they nerf cycle rogue so owl druid and mech warrior have zero bad matchups! ggrrrrr I hate shadowstep so much bad bad rogues!

>>533662280
He's right to do that, turn 5 Tortolla is extremely toxic for the game and needlessly punshises board based decks. Just pointing out that silence is not a good answer to that.

>>533662337
I can almost guarantee this wont even hurt cycle rogue that much. Yeah it'll be "worse" but it's still gonna be a decent deck that will have a lot of it's power from how well you can pilot it (imagine that)

>>533662872
>Just pointing out that silence is not a good answer to that.
sure is, let's you basically ignore the minion.

>>533663327
Do you not understand english?

I notice you silenced my turtle, it sure would be a shame if I summoned five more of them.

>>533663581
do you?

>>533663256
naw giants a turn or two later is unplayable vs scam because you need to scam them back. cycle rogue will still be good against some decks though I agree

love how we still have an aggro/aggro-lite meta
they really should nerf every aggro card twice

>>533664353
you just posted 3 scam decks and one aggro

>cora really made a card called bussy bot
can't make it up

>>533665215
>fills the board with massive stats on turn 4
we call that aggro-lite, newfren

My location warlock matches
>aggro murloc
>aggro crusade
>aggro hunter
>prot priest
maybe i should remove wheel of death ?

>>533655183
The best beetle build is probably Dastardly Drust + Shimmermoth assuming you have infinite gold from Doubloon Grifter.
Another one is Mug of the Sire trinket + Shimmermoth, but that one is super difficult to setup.

>>533662872
Turn 5 tortolla is cancer but if you have an answer in hand it's beatable. Plus Tortolla isn't the only silence target in the current meta.

>>533667929
If you silence it, you need to kill them that turn or they're just going to make infinite with the cube. Silence is fucking shit with how many punishes there are for leaving things on the board with cloning shit by all the non-aggro decks.

>>533667929
Also warrior is tied for most played deck in the game, so why would you not tech against it? Silence is also good vs protoss priest which is 2nd btw.

Ebin

I say aggro, you say meta. okay let's start:

AGGRO

leechniggers get the rope

Any good quest shaman decks?

FUCK you thats was LAST wheel turn
Fuckin stories moments every game
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM no more honest games

>>533668080
That's an extra card he needs to have in hand plus maybe just silencing it is enough to go face and get lethal.

I'm 7-2 in arena but every win make me angry because I have to work so fucking hard to beat all this bullshit whereas my opponents just seem to play the same cookie cutter tempo discover common cards no brain no pilot skills necessary cheating piece of fuck classes and decks
reeeeee

Gnomelia orbital moon is pure bullshit

>>533679191
speaking...he healed +10 btw but still lose

>>533679568
What deck is this is want some priest shenanigans

>>533687524
custom made
goal is Twilight nigga > 1 mana card > aviana > antonidas otk
Fyrakk Marin 1 mana fine too you just buy time to play 9 mana aviana

why does everything have rush feels like It's baseline for minions now

>>533690849
If you think about it rush powercreep is basically the same thing as board clear powercreep.

Wtf why my cards turns into warlock ?

>arena warlock plays trolley problem on turn 3
>the game is now over
I'm close to my limit bros
everything in this fucking game is complete bullshit

>kill 9 attack murlock rusher
>next turn im dead from full hp because triple windfury
not rigged at all Holy shit just delete that card already

Priest jank will always be kino 'm afraid.

Cancer is back... dont tell anyone

>win arena match with dark gift warlock against spell mage
>my deck is bullshit
>opponent deck is bullshit
>I feel nothing upon reducing his health to zero with my charge windfury legendary
>close the game

>clear warrior board
>heal to 30
>he plays one 7 mana minion
>im dead
Ben Brode please come back

I tried standard but It's just kind of boring. The only fun to be hand in this game is playing your janky reno lists in wild, at least there I can play cards I like.

i am so fucking sick to death of protoss shit honestly
i wish they would just fucking delete that set entirely
how many more motherships do i have to play against for fucks sake

I have never played against a hunter that didn't have RC rampage on 4 and dinomancy on 5.

>>533699156
it was weird that people abandoned this deck so quickly

>>533705356
hunters play dinomancy now? I thought that was too slow

>mage class weakness: healing

>>533707124
>healing
>shows armor
>in 2025 year of armor gain

>>533707243
Armor is just healing but better

>>533647790
rigged schizos when zeddy doesn't get crowd favor:
>uh duh blizzard rigged it so veterans don't get the favor
rigged schizos if zeddy got a lot of grow favor:
>uh duh blizzard rigged it so whales get a lot of crowd favor

>>533708120
you're the only person here living out a scenario you made up exclusively in your own head
pretty schizophrenic behavior. textbook really

>>533705584
people were sick of playing paladin for the 36th meta in a row

Playing vs diaper dk if you dont have wincon just suffering
almost 100 hp via leeches infinite lifesteal.... i win just by knowing hs better Antonidas into warlock cards was fucking genius idea

>>533708521
rigged schizos literally say streamers get rigged luck in their favor everyday then turn around and say the opposite when zeddy gets unlucky with crowd favor
there is no consistency, just pointing that out

I fucking love this card it's so good

>>533708727
This lmao every day it's "oh of course the whale got lucky thanks blizzard nice rigging" and then when a streamer who spends thousands on the game, who Blizzard would benefit huge time from having him get easy crowd favors so people who watch him pay up for arena with hopes to win 2000g, suddenly mental gymnastics happen and it's "uh, he's a veteran like me actually that's why we don't get it".
Not everything has a fucking pattern sometimes random is just random.

>murloc paladin
lmao. imagine skipping your first turn as an aggro deck
has anyone ever lost to that deck? don't think i have

"""people""" hate aggro decks because they want to be able to play their wholesome chungus removal card #749 with no real win con besides stalling the game out 40 minutes until opponent falls asleep

>>533711027
mid game dead.... you scam on 4-5 or gain 100hp and armor after 30min slog

I'm a paypig and I would say I've won more crowd favours than the rate would suggest

so how do you beat protoss priest
as aggro he drops sentries and if you ignore them he buffs them and now they have 4 or 5 attack and are healing any damage
if you trade into them then turn 6 or turn 7 mothership
if you're playing something like handbuff you can't kill him fast enough before the mothership drops
and there is no control in the game that can actually deal with like 20+ minions generated by mothership (2 motherships plus potentially narain copies plus umbra)

>>533711623
zeddy has spent 10x more on the game than you without ever getting one

>>533711969
they don't have meaningful board clear so they can definitely get ran over by aggro
but anyway the game is rigged so don't worry about it

>>533708770
Card really is crazy but it's not worth running rainbow when blood is so fucking good right now.

>>533711969
steal mothershit with double griftah TNX rangari scout

>>533712054
zeddy is a unique case. he admits (did it in one of his recent videos even) that he's gotten a lot of free shit because he has a personal relationship with one of the community managers of the game. so zeddy isn't your average whale
plus, zeddy is legitimately good at the game so there are different metrics at play there too. the average *drools on self, spends $20000 on the game* whale isn't capable of being high rank legend and getting 12 wins in arena as frequently as he does
the only thing we can say for sure is he is 0-75 in a situation where his average success rate should be like... 10-15% or whatever the fuck. and that is weird as fuck. and it fits perfectly into the commonly accepted notion among veterans that the "RNG" in this game is not in fact "random". aka, it's rigged

>>533711969
mind control them into drawing badly, my opponent does that to me every game

>>533712617
Both handbuff and FFU menagerie are decent enough and a faster climb than Blood. Also just fun honestly, the way DK interacts with the boards with its minions is so much more fun than the usual "I will clear 5 times".

>>533712416
i dont see how aggro can deal with catches of the day + healing sentries + all of this shit reviving with reborn until the inevitable mothership into double templar clear drop
genuinely the only way it loses is if it generates shit on mothership and it just generates so much shit it will always get them something good.

>HoW to BeAT P**s P**s ?
answer is play old deck with one new card

The menagerie nerf was really so fucking stupid.

>HOW TO BEAT 4 mana bloodlust nigger
roll good zeph scrubs
Okay 5 wins vs aggro im literally fall asleep GN my fellow top 100 legend players

I have almost everything needed for armor DH except the 2 felbats... should I? Is it fun?

>>533717047
>HAHA SILLY WARRIOR CANT PENETRATE MY PLOT ARMOR
>HAHA MY DEMONS STRONGER EVERY TURN IM LITERALLY GOD OF THIS GAME
>HAHA I ROLLED ANOTHER DEMON THAT SUMMON EVEN MORE ARMOR
ofc its fun watching people suffer

>>533717748
Don't forget Kayn from the top rope with the 60 dmg charge to face
>>533717047
The main problem is that the deck will be nerfed and they will obviously nerf the core set card to not give a refund so I'd probably wait.