Thread 533326410

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>532948169

Sniffing Ashley's panties

>>533326695
Was listening to Grandpa Graves the best way?

>>533326695
All it cost was brainwashing Renee

Suckling on Julia's wounds

>>533326695
Nobody could have ever been happy with a terrible demon bitch of a child like Ashley.

>>533327282
Probably not. Andrew would most certainly still be depressed and boarding school most likely wouldn't fix Ashley's negative behavior.

>>533327581
Renee...

Andrew and Ashley but apple
https://x.com/atterbucaneve/status/1950689295297359975

I have way more coffin pics than I thought I did

>>533327282
No. Ashley would have ran away from boarding school and Andrew would be miserable

>>533327282
If they went through with it and A&A learned that Grandpa suggested it, they would kill him.

>>533330143
Ashley literally drew this as an adult

>>533326603
Sex with animals should be punishable by making the perpetrator undergo plastic surgery to become the animal they have fucked

>>533330697
What if that's their fursona?

>>533331021
rabbits

>>533330420
>implying her art is half that good
It was Julia who drew that

>>533331021
They would be turned into the animal, and treated as such. ie. They fuck a dog, they get canineplasty and are neutered, kenneled and fed dog food

>>533331843
Julia's deranged therapy art...

>>533332206
Hm.
Idk. Someone is still probably into that and we're just giving them free surgery and a life without responsibilities. I think it would just be easier if we enslaved them all and put them to work instead of dealing with this whole poetic killing/maiming thing. Slavery is due for a good comeback.

chapter 3 of re-writing Audrey Graves AU, out now!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67128067/chapters/177008011#workskin

read it or you HATE incest

>>533332798
Slavery is already a legal punishment. That's what prison is

>>533332798
The poetic justice is, if they fuck like animals, they live like animals. Put them to work as something like a sheepdog too.

>>533326410 (OP)
i had a strange dream...
I dreamt that /calg/ #449 was called 'feet edition' for some reason and everyone was pissed off about it...
what a nightmare...

>>533333515
If you'd said this a few hours ago, I could've made it a real thing

>>533327581
If only Renee aborted Ashley

>>533333661
it was a real thing, im making a reference

>>533333717
>It was real
No.

>>533333117
Wait, real ass slavery? No pay? And our government just allows it?
Tell me more about how someone acquires this... prison thing...

>>533333820
if you deny that it happened, you risk encouraging it to happen again

>>533334324
Did Andrew watch pokemon, digimon, or bayblade?

>>533333117
Prison isn't slavery. But it should be.

t. intellectual worker who wants cheap shit

>>533334849
Enjoy getting locked up randomly to make the quotas, retard
>t. slave fodder number 5091274*
Fixed it for you

I suck at drawing

>>533336729
She's cute

>>533338386
What does Shadowley smell like?

>>533332808
Will read

>>533334849
>he thinks it'll be cheap for him

Lmao. You're going to be replaced by an LLM or a jeet soon anyway.

You know what MY favorite part of Coffin is? Comparing all the different endings
Oh, wait!

>>533340937
Is her game worth playing?

>>533340937
Coffin even now has more endings than Noelle tho

>>533342724
>1 is greater than 2
Is this Coffinkek math?

>>533341186
It's not really a game but yeah I'd say it's worth

>>533343024
Nemlei is an ESL who doesn't know what "ending" means

>>533344791
Anon is a newfag who hasn't read the devlogs

>>533343159
VNs are games

>>533327286
We call it therapy in this day and age Anon.

>>533345281
Devlog? What's a devlog. Btw guys are you excited for the progress report on August 1?

>>533345602
That's barely a VN even by VN standards.

I'm not trying to shitpost here, but I actually believe there's evidence Renee never breastfed Andrew. Yeah she's neglectful enough for it to be believable, but I find his comments on smoking extremely telling. Andrew doesn't even crave nicotine or feel anything from smoking itself. It seems the only thing smoking does for him is satisfy an oral fixation, which could be a developmental tic/coping mechanism from not having had a teat to suck on; a perfect metaphor for how much of a non-mother Renee was. What do you guys think?

>>533350083
People will call you a schizo but he bites his thumb when he's nervous to. There might be something to it.

>>533350821
Oh fuck, good catch.

The attention to detail in this game is just stunning. The apartment building has totally decayed over the years, while the plants have grown. Why's there a wreath on the 403 door anyway?

Floor 3 was relatively well-maintained, for some reason.

The plants on Floor 2 have fully grown, while the walls are falling apart by the time of Episode 1.

>>533334609
C'mon Anon, he watches My Ex-Ex-Lover's New Secret like the rest of us. Surely you recorded the latest episode haven't you? It perfectly encapsulates the current ethos!

>>533351723
>Why's there a wreath on the 403 door anyway?
Probably because they forgot to take down the Christmas decorations.

>>533351891
the reason in question:

>>533350083
I mean she said that Andrew was easy to raise, it's easy to conclude that even without the psychological bits.
Doug probably stole all the milk lol

>>533355082
>Doug probably stole all the milk lol
Fucking based. If my wife's tits are big enough then my kids are gonna have to put up with instant ramen.

>>533354975
She didn't deserve it...

>>533356238
Does she eat ass?

>>533360709
They controlled her food, she did whatever they wanted.

>>533350869
>>533350821
Does that mean Andrew will find his inner peace once he tries kissing and then sucking on Ashley's breasts and his mind expands by three times?

>>533361894
Sistertitty heals all wounds

>>533363040
Exactly. While the almighty titty is, in fact, a primary sexual organ, it's worth noting that they're also: warm, soft, and cuddly. Kind of like a sister. Or a cat. Actually they're the same thing.

Sooooooo…..what are we thinking

Devlog gonna drop this month or?

>>533365870
Are you in August already?

>>533365641
Errrrm boobs are actually a secondary sexual characteristic

I never saved the nerdshley pic so have this cursed Julia instead

>>533366127
>Errrrm boobs are actually a secondary sexual characteristic
My penis disagrees.

>>533366127
>a Julia so cursed it doesn't even exist

>>533366057
Nah still July 31st for me. I understand it’s gonna be spoiler heavy going forward, but we need some juice. I imagine if nemlei is gonna release anything it’ll be at the beginning of the month. What do u think anon, are we gonna get anything?

>>533366254
Sounds like the only blessed one.

>>533366254
Sorry been drinking. Here it is

>>533366127
Ummm acktually anon, you didn't post any Julia

>>533366418
Kyoot

>>533366418
Horror of horrors

>>533366857
Holy fuck I like this Ashley

>>533367874
-said nobody ever

Tomorrow is the day. Get ready!

>>533370185
Sister kisses will become real tomorrow

>>533370530
>tomorrow
Sisterkisses are real every day.

>>533370185
>that face
All she wants is to cook for her soulmate and be appreciated. Why is Andrew such an asshole?

>>533333515
Feet? Calg? 449? Wake up anon, we're waiting for the devlog coming soon!

>>533344791
What the fuck is this argument and why do you guys keep pushing for it? assuming it's not just one person Nemlei usually has very good English for an ESL and just doesn't want to consider some as endings because she simply doesn't want to. Why does she have to be unaware of what "ending" means? Is there even a universal, standardized meaning of "ending" across all games and VNs that she HAS to follow?

>>533351723
The plant is plastic anon

>>533370954
Resting BITCH face, please understand.

Stick.

Post Gravescore (zoomers need not apply)
https://youtu.be/IAGnKrFk0HQ
https://youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo
https://youtu.be/tkbgtVFlyCQ
https://youtu.be/nQEduoil5GQ
https://youtu.be/SuSjiQwrKYo
https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU
https://youtu.be/Uo6vXFrHttw

>>533350083
>"So you see Mrs Graves, the lack of breast milk growing up has given your son crippling depression."

calg please dont page 9 us

Be a good brother
https://www.tumblr.com/7thharbringer/790549262290354176/big-brother-duties

Tomorrow will be 2 months since the last devlog

>>533385219
Tomorrow will be devlog day you mean

>>533350083
>'smoking is cool'
>'it doesn't seem to work for dad'
>also Renee drinks
That's where Andrew picked up his bad habits. Having a smoker/drinker parent raises the chances of you trying tobacco/alcohol by a lot, in fact it's a miracle if you don't try it. Granted, that doesn't mean you'll like it but still.

>>533387967
>He thinks we're getting a devlog until the next release

The C+ stands for Cute plus

Nemlei is dead, which is why we haven't heard from her.

>>533390630
I saw Nemlei yesterday getting a lamb shwarma in Helsinki.

>>533390175
SHUT UP SHUT YOUR MOUTH FAGGOT!!!

>>533390895
Open the mouth again Imonna fuck it

Post ancient fucking memes

The ideal condition for a brother

>>533393426
Ashley wouldn't do that but maybe a spiritual Delphic tattoo on her womb like a true witch bitch.

>>533375563
Stickley

>>533350083
no.
>>533393426
10/10

>Death Note
Impeccable timing: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-0gXBMCOUSw

Oops
>>533390175
Impeccable timing! >>533396486

>>533396486
finish the episode 3 video you fucking bogan

>>533396486
>shortform vertical video

>>533384940
So cute

>>533396486
It's quite possible that the very trustworthy rapist serial killer that summoned ??? would offer the souls of everyone around him in exchange for the ability to magically change his face or something.

Make a wish that weighs a ton

>>533396486
??? isn't exactly a Shinigami, more like a Konsuigami

>>533396486
Ashley can just someone everyone there and get the fuck back before they can do anything.

>>533400693
I don't know how I typed "someone" instead of "sacrifice" but yeah, that

>>533400693
>>533400901
How quickly can she say "TAKE THEIR SOULS" before she's KO'd by a healthy dose of police brutality?

>>533398853
What if L doesn't tell the rapist about dealmaking? All he needs to be told is that he's gotta paint some blood and light some candles.

>>533394739
I love that little guy so much.

>>533402435
The fact Kit9 hasn't been selling ??? plushies since day dot is like not buying bitcoin in 2010

>>533402837
No merch at all until after the game is done is pretty insane to me

Ashley feet on my face

>>533401415
The police have no idea what's waiting for them, I don't think they do arrests upon summoning with demon portals everyday. Plus this all depends on who the main character is and L wasn't even the main character in his own show hence, he lost to Kira

>>533401415
They will try to arrest her and she will say it while they're at it. She might not even have to say it and ??? can just intervene because it doesn't want to risk losing her soul provider. L's name is L and not W for a reason!

>>533407178
>The police have no idea what's waiting for them
That's why you test demon summoning with convicts first

>>533408094
??? probably knows about what L is trying to do (if L can successfully summon it multiple times in the first place, ??? told Ashley if they cut contact they may never come across each other again but he may be lying there), and I have a feeling he would care about keeping his soul fetcher girl more than some gay investigation in the Human Realm™.

>>533409626
What do ??? And LU want so badly with Ashley? These Tar Souls must be bad muthafuckas.

>>533410189
Ashley is a tar soul who doesn't read the ToS, it shouldn't be too difficult to trick her into becoming a daily soul fetcher.

>>533410493
Tard soul

>>533405476
Aah!

>>533411601
Fucking audibly kekked

>>533411601
Were you not hoping it'd be her?

Is the steam forum permanently deleted?

>>533413238
No. How are you trying to access it?

>>533413628
From LU's post.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2378900/eventcomments/594024703533797489?snr=1_5_9_

>>533413869
Loads for me

>>533414252
Strange.

Nothing ever happens.

>>533414252
Yeah I'm sure you ask that a lot

>>533390175
We're getting a release tomorrow? Based

>>533414560
How mature.

>>533414760
There'll be loads for you too faggot

>Doug rushes into the room while Andrew is fucking Ashley
>"ANDREW ANDREW ANDREW! Dude, you're not gonna believe it. Even though I done it yesterday. Once again dude, my Astro Bot speedrun dude, I beat my High Score AGAIN."
>Andrew and Ashley stop mid-fuck, looking baffled
>"Dude, check out this youtube video. Look at this part, I glitched through the map to get through the game like, faster"

>>533414959
Wat.

>>533415112
This is wrong. Why fang?

>>533415231
Ashley is fang-coded

>>533415438
Andrew is the biter.

>>533415593
Yeah a pillow biter

>>533415673
Ashley pegs andrew confirmed!?!?

Could Andrew be a good lawyer?

>>533417027
Andrew managed to legalese his way out of getting had by ???. Andrew honestly should've listened to grandpa.

>>533415897
He doesn't love her THAT much

>>533417759
You've got it the wrong way round, pal. Ashley doesn't take it up the ass. She is however perfectly willing to deliver takings of the ass unto Andrew. Sister privileges are involved at some point.

>>533417759
>PLAP PLAP PLAP

Realistically speaking did Ashley have an orgasm in any of the paths or visions

>>533423556
Yeah, probably when she raped Andrew. Or the singular time in Shots where they had drunk, sloppy sex

>>533423556
Probably a few in SnS.

>>533426967
Imagine being married to a girl who gets extremely mad at you and starts beating herself up about how she's a whore now if you ever make her cum.

>>533429108
Sounds like heaven

>sister tells me she wants to eat more protein
>almost tell her to try my cum
This general is a poison on the brain

>>533430374
Depending on your humor you would've been able to pass it as a joke.

>>533430374
should've said it, pussy

Howdy do fellow incestors? Any brothers(or sisters) fornicate with their siblings lately?

>>533433227
begone, glowie

Who is this plappable hussy?

>>533417597
Ashley is a great baker

>>533435281
Not any more

>>533433227
Don't have a sister baka

>>533433227
It's only fornication if they're unmarried, which siblings never are

>>533439796
>which siblings never are
Siblings are born married

I won't get banned for this will I?

>>533439821
Marrying someone also makes them your sibling.

Consider the following:
Brothers

>>533442212
No it doesn't.

>>533442153
I think this is the uncensored version, though i don't have a pixiv account so I cant check
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133331014

Consider the following:
Facial Reconstruction Surgery

>>533442153
It's a seldom-acknowledged fact, but the reason Ashley is represented by flowers in-game is actually that she's a perfect beautiful pure little flower that's never done anything wrong in its life

Sasuga Nemurei, kino as always

>>533444968
>>533444821
Sistercats are cuddlesluts.

>>533443972
It is, but it's a caricaturistic pussy and not a hot pussy drawing.
>>533445123
Sisters are NEVER sluts

>>533445453
>Sisters are NEVER sluts
The ideal sister is an innocent maiden until you take her into bed to play minecraft and she's screaming your name and clawing your back when you find diamonds.

>>533443498
If sibling = spouse then spouse = sibling. It's science.

>>533445667
>If square = rectangle then rectangle = square. It's science.
Smartest outbreeder.

>>533445797
Why do you call your wife's siblings and parents your siblings and parents in law then? Why do you call her a part of your family? Deny the truth all you want, marriage has been implicitly Delphic from day one.

>>533446138
>X-in-law
If a statement of being requires a qualifier, it is not that thing. A duck is not a swan-in-law.

>>533445453
>caricaturistic pussy
I don get it

>>533445797
I mean, as a deduction, it's correct. Equivalence is reflexive after all. The issue is that the initial assumption was wrong. The correct phrasing is not
>sibling = spouse
but
>∀A∀B(siblings(A,B) --> spouses(A,B))

>>533447150
>I mean, as a deduction, it's correct
It's fundamentally incorrect because it assumes the properties of each are interchangeable. A sibling, by definition, shares the same parentage as you. A half-sibling is a direct descendant of only one of your parents, and a sibling-in-law is a label applied irrespective of genetic similarity due to the application of a legal definition rather than a biological one. Similarly, the properties of a square in geometry require a shape to be planar, have four equal-length sides and four corners with each angle exactly 90 degrees. The definition of a square can be a rectangle because it meets all of the criteria of a rectangle, but the definition of a rectangle does not meet the criteria to be a square.

>>533445453
>it's a caricaturistic pussy and not a hot pussy
nigga pls, ALL pussy is hot pussy

>>533448312
Yeah sure buddy

>>533448571
I should have realized I was being baited, it seemed a little too perfectly stupid to be authentic. Thanks for making it obvious for me, it seems I have a lot to learn.

>>533447150
>>533448312
What you say makes logical sense. Nevertheless I am going to continue referring to my wife as my sister (in my mind) and will not be persuaded to do otherwise.

>>533448468
>ALL pussy is hot pussy
heheheheh not if it's DEAD

>>533445617
It's not slutty to like sex with the right person
>>533446603
>>533448468
It's best you see for yourselves
https://files.catbox.moe/poecq7.webp

>>533450183
It's a nice pussy, cute sisbutthole too

>>533450183
10/10, would tongue-punch

>>533453214
That's "catta" for the female cat

>>533453504
I don't speak french

>>533435750
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGERBRAIN SHIT?!

>>533454304
Mexican people making a game not even joking

>>533455552
>Mexican
No, they're Brazillians

>>533455717
What the fuck even is this shit???

>>533455937
Sovl

>>533455937
First of the gravescestlikes. Yes, that's the word we're using now. There'll be a lot more to come, especially when the game nears completion.

>Nemlei, post a devlog tomorrow and my soul is yours...
On a serious note, I think there's a decent chance for a devlog tomorrow. If only for Nemlei to discuss current events and the fears fans have of her potentially being de-listed from STEAM.

>>533455717
my mistake

>>533456485
I don't like it I hate it I hate it I HATE IT FUCKING BRAZILIAN MONKEY NIGGERS FUCK FUCK FUUUCK!!!!!!

>>533457551
It's actually "Washington Football Team"

>>533458190
Hail to the Redskins

>>533370954
>Why is Andrew such an asshole?
Unironically society

>>533458747
If only we did not live in one...

>>533430374
There's dick all protein in cum

>>533455937
Okay so i'm thinking-- and this is just a thought experiment-- all just hypothetical y'know? But I was thinking-- and I think we should glass Brazil y'know? It's not like they do anything and now they're trying to piggyback off of m-- um uh-- on Nemlei's perfection. I honestly think it'd be better to just do away with South America. Especially after that whole "Coffin on the news" fiasco-- terrible optics there.

>>533462594
Anon, the line is that it's a complete protein rich in rare essential minerals

>>533462861
>glass
does this even work for non-middle-eastern countries?

Devlog tonight.
Believe!

I think next devlog is September 1st, but maybe we'll but lucky with tomorrow. I can't see Nemlei not saying anything until the next release.

>>533468679
FYCKGOFUDUXMYOUFUXMYOU DONT JIMX IT

I never got to comment it, but Nemlei's writing and world does actually fit in pretty well with Robocop. A seemingly dark, near bleak tone, with a healthy dose of humour. I guess black comedies don't drift that far away from each other, although Nemlei doesn't have much comparatively, there is still some social commentary. I can't say I don't see these commercials fitting perfectly into Coffinland television.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPniOAMx94

>>533464165
It depends on the topsoil's chemical composition. For example, the soil of the Amazon consists mostly of iron and aluminium oxides, but very little silica. It would not form glass if you melted it. It would form some sort of exotic basalt, I think.

Odds devlog tonight
Evens no devlog tonight
Digits devlog tonight and surprise release

>>533472298
WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>533472424
Better luck next month

Wait for SteamDB.

HOLY SHIT THEY PUT UP A BETA BRANCH

AND IT'S PUBLIC

Seriously, the hell is going on in Finland? Between Nemlei, and also her ex- and also this- is it really a fujo nation?

>>533472698
Real?

>>533473513
This pairing is utterly soulless

>>533473513
>Crackship becomes canon

>>533474934
>>Crackship becomes canon

>>533473513
Something's going on

Okay Nemlei, I am taking a sick leave today so that I can be here for the devlog party. You DO have a devlog prepared for me today, right?

I *was* going to go on a platonic date with my sister today, but now I'm ghosting her because I remembered the devlog

Does anyone know of an image set where Ashley /ss/ Andy and Andrew does the same to LeyLey?
I can't find it and am beginning to think I merely imagined it.

>>533478103
lust_coffin's stuff?

It is now 12:43 AM in the eastern US. It’s so over bros

>>533478495
devlogs don't come out until 3:00 AM eastern

FUCK THIS I'M ON ITCH.IO WITH MY FUCKING PAWS UP. I'M NOT STARTING MY FUCKING SELF. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH. THIS STUPID FUCKING JUSTICE ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING CHUKHONKA- NINNI- IS DOING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING CHUKHONKA I SWEAR TO FUCKING UKKO I'M GONNA

>>533346030

It's hilarious to me how therapists actually think this is what happens.

>>533478483
Yeah, I think that was it

>>533458190
it's ACTUALLY the Washington Commanders, now

I got no sleep last night. I'm so fucking tired yet I have to get through it until 3am just for a devlog I already know isn't coming.
This sucks

If I roll an 8, Episode 4 drops today

>>533470932
Interesting comparison.

So how many of you are actually expacting a devlog tonight?

>>533483118
Not expecting it. Kinda hope it doesn't come, I'll still be at work and won't be able to post about it properly.

>>533483118
I badly need it. Coffin is the only thing I have in my life outside of playing games I hate and jerking off 5 times a day

Duel of the Dates is playing in my head while I wait for the devlog. I am singing it acapella in public and people are looking at me. But my faith in Nemlei will not waiver.
https://youtu.be/D_2bluVPsb0

>>533485997
Duel of the Fates*

>>533485997
>Duel of the Dates
What?

THE DEVLOGS
WHERE ARE THEY

>3:02
alright, time for bed
another no devlog month

>>533486129
DUEL OF THE FATES! FROM STAR WARS!

>10 PM
Well, we still have one hour. There has been times when Nemlei posted a devlog in 11 too IIRC. Chrust the plan bro!

>no devlog
Welp, it's all over. I think we should revert the news section of the OP to be about Ch3's release, since that's still the most pertinent information

>>533487576
Truster reporting in, over.

>No surprise august devlog
Coffincels... It's OVER

>>533487858
What the fuck is that freak doing there?

This riff goes for the no devlog months and the dissappointment of the trusters...

>>533483118
I wasn't. I am unbothered by this because Nemmies literally gave forewarning that exactly this would happen.

The devlog has fallen. Billions must post.

>>533491024
Any second now...

Octoberchads stay winning!

I blame the Europeans for this. Their lack of dedication to the cause is flagrant.

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

No devlog today....

Pain!
Without love.
Pain!
I can't et enough...

>>533370954
>Why is Andrew such an asshole?
He's a man

>>533499465
If he was a man he would've fucked his sister 6-7 years ago.

>>533487481
They have a duel of dates in Star Wars?

An apple a day keeps the hussy away
https://x.com/partyantidote2/status/1950649924015559078

I really hope they're cooking away and making insane progress. Maybe not having to prepare a monthly statement will lend a hand into helping them work faster. I'm still thinking they're aiming for a Halloween release date.

>>533505134
I believe in the december release

Nemlei if ur out there a quick blurb about progress and a single cg/dialogue box is acceptable as a status update….

Sexley

>>533510356
imagine the smell...

this fanbase has rotted my brain

>>533512065
RELEASE THE GRAVES FILES

/calg/, please don't Page 9 me.

I believe in September devlog!

post your most erotic SFW coffin fanart you have

>>533517041
that is not SFW you moron

>>533517041
K I N O

>>533517203
you know what, sure, whatever

>>533517203
oh hell yea

Give us a sign if you're still alive Nemlei.

>>533517784
Why are socks so sexy?

>>533518606
Subtle touch.

>>533518606
why he wearing glasses tho

>>533518606
cute

Musky Andrew.

>>533521294
>I don't work for Tesla Motors Inc., fuck off.

>>533520139
He's a /lit/ nerd that ruined his eyes and he's too poor for lasek surgery.

>>533523741
>lasek surgery
Bucky needs some surgery after my THPS2 bails

>>533523741
The first lasek surgery was in 1996, and wasn't officially recognized by the FDA until 2009.

>>533456550
>NEMLEI!!!

>>533524330
>it took the FDA 13 years to recognize lasek but they approved the C19 vaccine after like 6 months of testing

>>533524330
Fine, PRK surgery then, happy?

Nemlei abandoned all you faggots for a reason.

>>533526203
It's because of me, I shouldn't have made fun of BL.

Please Nemlei..........

It's so weird that my ex looks (and sometimes acts) like a carbon copy of Andrew. And his name also starts with an A... And he also has a younger sister....... But she doesn't look & act like Ashley.

>>533529912
Femanon or gay?

>>533530738
I like her grassy if you know what I mean

>>533529992
Gayanon. But he is bi, has a gf now.

>>533531227
>he is bi, has a gf now
The whole LGBT movement stands on the shoulders of bisexuals in straight relationships

>>533530738
Andrew must touch grassley's grassussy

>>533532016
>Ashley
That's obviously Renee's hairstyle. And if there's one thing we can be sure of, it's that Ashley would never in a million years style herself like her mother.

>Steam Deck Verified
so someone at Valve had to actually play this game? based?

>>533533307
Yep, besides if Ashley did that Andrew would backhand her.

>>533533364
I don't think this Ashley can play on the Steam Deck.

>>533533364
>so someone at Valve had to actually play this game
Probably. Though desu you can get almost anything running through Proton these days. Especially with an engine as old as RPGmaker.

>>533533729
She probably couldn't. But she's on mine.

>>533533741
>Especially with an engine as old as RPGmaker
Modern RPG Maker is no antique; worse, it's a web app running through Chromium

>>533534103
You should stickerbomb all your possessions with Leys! Or better yet, with photos of your sister!

>>533534103
>off-model pornslop

Ok guys I my need some help. I barely know anything about this game. I've read all kinds of different things. I've heard people call it "the incest game". In the game description on steam it gives a content warning for sibling kissing. But I've seen some sources claim that they fucked whilst other sources say they only fucked in a dream and it doesn't count? And then others again say that they do fuck for real but only in a specific ending??? Anyway, here's what happened:
> Libraryshare steam with my cousin
> She has this in her library
> Check her profile
> Has all achievements with 19 hrs playtime
> Has a "favourite game" showcase on her steam page
Am I a colossal retard for thinking this is all supposed to be a hint or something? Not that I am into that stuff, but also not extremely opposed. I guess I'm indifferent-ish...? Cousins & beyond doesn't have an explosive chance to get retardbabies...Though siblings is a bit crazy. Judging by the posts here that makes me a bit of an outlier but it's 4chan after all. Neeways, any advice on how to handle this or just let it be? I don't think we could ever date, but I also don't want her to be unable to talk about it.

>>533537336
>Am I a colossal retard for thinking this is all supposed to be a hint or something?

Yes.

>>533537336
She's /here/ by the way. Say hi.

>>533537336
19 hours is about right for a completionist playthrough and the sort of complex relationship dynamics depicted in the game are popular with women.
It probably doesn't mean anything but it'd probably be funny to ask her about it.

>>533537565
Thank you
>>533537642
Might get her to open up if she sees me playing it.
>>533537665
I very much doubt she's on 4chan. She might be on reddit and shit but I don't see her as a 4chan person kek.

>>533533364
I want a story about a girl who gets into a freak accident, and has to have all her limbs removed. She'll wake up after her surgery flipping out, crying, and flailing her useless stumps, before crying done more. She then has to be taken care of by her brother. She'll hate herself for being a useless liability, that she's incapable of any sort of independence, that she's wasting her brother's life in with a worthless dependent he can't even play video games with. And she'll get jealous of all the "superior" friends and women get brother associates with. But the power of siblinghood trumps all, and the brother lets her know she is amazing and deserves to be loved. And maybe after a while, the siblings would start feeling some funny things, eventually leading to maybe some incest romcom shenanigans

>>533538738
>19 hours is about right for a completionist
Not enough for an obsessionist however.

>>533540795
Anon graduated from Coffinschizo to Coffinhafiz

whoreley

>docile and adorable female face
>casually murderous looking male face
Kino

>>533546745
>calling THE virgin a whore
This won't give you back your hymen, Julia.

>>533512065
Every time I see the name of this soap it makes me think of the game.

hey can a fellow tar soul request flanneldrew pic dump?

>>533512065
>>533548196
For me, even -ly corrects to -ley now.

>>533549082
If you just want the busts and cgs they're here:

https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/file
https://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip

>>533550119
even better, thanks tar anon

Please don't put it in your sister's wrong hole

>>533553635
>wrong hole
kek

Thief.

>>533559213
Ashley should give Andrew kisses whenever he reaches for a cigarette

>>533559578
But then he'll smoke two packs a day because he's "stressed".

>>533563657
that would actually make andrew anxious and protective, not "spiritually heal" him

>>533564537
Andrew and Ashley would be even more suicidal if they were Japanese

What if the Graves siblings had been exposed to anime from a young age?

>>533561908
>>533565889
Is this a bot or something? These images have been posted every thread for maybe a few weeks now. Always thumbnails and never with any text. What's up with that?

>>533565815
Ashley would have even more material for her incest "jokes"

Stupid flooz killed the thread

>>533537336
>>533538835
Welp I asked, seems like she's just in it for the weirdness and not specifically the incest. J is her friend who always reads the wildest yaoi shit.

>>533566403
>Is this a bot or something?
Worse, some retard who constantly image-dumps the same exact shit while he's riding the train or some dumb shit like that.

My sister just spent 20 minutes getting mad at me for not taking care of myself.

>>533581429
Just be glad someone cares.

>>533581429
i feel you there, anon. my sister moved on to her boyfriend's house a long time ago but she keeps visiting and tells me i should take care of myself

>>533581831
I was a little charmed, I had no idea she actually cared about me. But there's also no fucking way I'm shaving or getting new clothes

>>533582270
The issue of shaving can be resolved with permanent hair removal, but your lack of style will accompany you to the grave.

>>533565815
Andrew would have stuck to socially acceptable surface level stuff like Pokemon and Dragon Ball.

Ashley would have gotten into obscure stuff and become even more of an outcast.

>>533564331
If Andrew were the warden, then he'd be at peace

>>533577354
Anon you idiot you forced her to get on the defensive. That's mean.

>>533585296
>permanent hair removal,
Across my entire torso?!?!

On the subject of Pokemon what ones do you think Andrew/Ashley/etc. would use?
I think Ashley would use a Mawile

>>533585927
Ashley would have gotten into Inuyasha: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503102558/#503459649

>>533589686
Your sister wants you to shave your whole body?

>>533591409
We were in the pool together and she said I should shave my chest. She also said I should shave my head (I'm balding)

>>533591409
Ooh boy. She wants to prettymax her brother.

>>533591624
>I'm balding
How old are you

>>533591980
23

>>533592062
Damn, my condom lenses.

>>533326695
Eiffel Tower? Nah, Eiffel BRIDGE

>>533592480
>condom lenses.
These are what I use to look at my sister!

>>533591624
Man I got a gamer dent, so I am fucking doomed if I ever start balding.

>>533592920
Those heal after like 3-4 hours of no headphones???
How long did you wear headphones that it became permanent?

>>533593114
I've been wearing headphones for multiple hours a day every day since I was a preteen. I think this is similar to how Chinese people force girls to wear ill-fitting shoes while they're still growing so that their feet conform to their petit standards.

>>533546745
Still hate Andrew in this route btw

Delectable sister toes
Yummy Ashley feet

How would Andrew and Ashley do in the squid games

>>533595662
>Ashley sees Andrew in the same room as non-white women
Ashley would kill everyone involved. Nothing could trip up her incestuous possessiveness more than that. The moment Andrew looks in the direction of a slant eyed rice eater, Ashley's going to lose all hope of being enough for him.

>>533595662
If we don't count >>533596451 based on strategy/strength/personality, I think Ashley would make it about halfway, Andrew would for sure make it to the last round.

>>533596451
>non-white
>implying that would matter

>>533597978
At least with Julia, Ashley knows she's competing on the same terms. Ashley is going to be panicking every night over the lack of pixels on her pussy

>>533598057
Ashley was going to shoot 302 lady literally for being in the same room as Andrew

>>533598269
That was a joke

>>533596451
>Ashley? Why are you doing that with your eyes?
>Doing what, big brother?
>That! Everything! God, why are you dressed up as a sailor?

>>533598989
What kind of social credit deduction do you get for marrying your brother?

>>533599474
Big but you're coming out ahead once you have your fourth child.

>>533599772
Incest isn't illegal in China, is it?

>go to the gym for the first time in months
>moderate exercise makes me nauseous within minutes
Thiumaxxed too hard... never again

>>533595536
good post

General status?

>>533614437
Alive and well... for Coffinkeks

>>533614437
Alive and well

>>533605090
Same. I haven't lifted or kept track of my macros in almost a year, also yesterday...
>sister in town
>calls to ask if I'm home
>brings a box of ice cream bars and lowkey makes fun of me "I got you these because I know you're not treating yourself"
>not even an ice cream person but the gesture was heartwarming
>we chat in the kitchen as she smokes three cheap-ass cigarettes one after another
>still smells this morning even though I let the window open all night
I wish she'd get into pipe smoking or cigars cuz those tend to have a pleasant room note.

I've been staying with my mom the past few days. I love her so much. This game really makes me appreciate how dogshit my mom could've been.

>>533616917
Cute, does your sister normally bring you stuff? My sister has been weirdly nice to me lately. Something might be in the air

Ashley is vigilant against hussies but does she also worry about Andrew getting his twink cheeks blasted by burly men?

>>533617118
It's not a regular thing. She does call me every time she's around though and usually has a coffee at my place.

>>533618328
Why would she? Andrew is not a homosexual so prison is the only way he'd have his cheeks clapped.

>>533346030
>Pic
The therapist didn't do shit. It was the soul saving, life giving work of the Holy Spirit and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>>533592062
It really was over for zoomers before it even began.

>>533619452
>The therapist didn't do shit
Of course not, therapists aren't there to help you.

>>533620154
That's why there's rapist in the name

>>533622019
>My sign is supposed to say "Psychotherapist," not "Psycho the Rapist!"

>>533622535
How do you psycho a rapist?

>>533622859
Let me show you!

>>533589686
Idk why it's acceptable for women to demand that their partner shaves anything and everything - but ask a woman to maintain her legs or vag and you're instantly branded a misogynist.

>>533623646
Tell a woman to shave her pussy and you're a misogynist. Tell a woman not to shave her pussy and you're a pervert. There's no winning

>>533593727
In the worst case possible, you just have to trim your hair to just below the dent line and then let it grow back. It's your hair itself that is bent, not the root sacks. Once it regrows, you're good to go.

>>533623646
>>533623728
>instantly branded a misogynist
Not true. This isn't 2014.

>>533623859
Tell that to my tinder match 2 months ago who turned up with a rainforest in her crotch.

>>533625639
>oh no my hookup didn't change for me
Why would she if you're not even her bf? Also I couldn't help notice that you didn't say anything about your tinder match calling you a "misogynist" or a "pervert".

>>533623646
>Idk why it's acceptable for women to demand that their partner shaves anything and everything - but ask a woman to maintain her legs or vag and you're instantly branded a misogynist.
I'm all about equal opportunity. I'll groom myself to whatever strikes the sisterwifely fantasy, but she has to shave her butthole. Them's the rules.

Will cliffhanger Andrew trade the ring for a smaller one at some random pawn shop or will Ashley get fat fingers?

>>533625639
>rainforest in her crotch
Based

>>533623859
>>533625894
All normie men are 10-15 years behind the manosphere, what grifters like fresh & fit or Tate say now were entry level talking points in the pickup artist community back in the day.

>>533577354
Nobody fucking cares nigger, your LARP isn't interesting enough

>>533346030
>Andy in a sweater holding a smartphone
>Leyley in a skirt
>Renee with a cross pendant
WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED DIMESNSION IS THIS!?

>>533625894
Except that she did. That's implied by my reaction. Sorry if you need everything spelled out for you. And frankly, no, I didn't expect nor demand her to do as I said, however, that doesn't make me a misogynist either. I'm not saying that women *should* change at the behest of a man, I'm saying that a man asking a woman to change is not misogynist - just like a woman asking something from a man isn't misandrist. Jeez, reading but be really hard... I'm just tired of female double standards. That's all.

>>533628913
Cared enough to reply

>>533628928
Tranny "fan"fartists on the Internet couldn't possibly care to actually learn anything about the things they're making fanart of. They just wanna see same gender people have what is a pathetic imitation of real sex, bastardize every single thing the characters have that makes them who they are, and are only a "fan" never played the game, as all fans because they think incest is "kinky" (degenerate) or that they have a fetish about literally anything.

TLDR; I hate people so much it hurts me

>>533326410 (OP)
>2 months without an update.

Yeah, I've officially lost interest in this crap. What a waste.

>>533631624
Fool, did you not see the early days of Better Half General? We STILL haven't gotten new updates aside from a tacit mention in Nemlei's QnA.

>>533623646
Women don’t shave around you guys? I’ve had sex with 3 women and they all had shaved pussies. Two I was dating but one was just a one night stand

>>533631624
Good riddance newfaggot

Athletic sister

>>533555716
I find camping a delightful experience.
I wish I could love other people.

We're in agreement that she has undiagnosed autism, yeah?

>>533642570
the CRT telly is making me hornier than the woman

>>533643531
Autism, BPD, and narcissistic personality disorder

>>533647710
How do you be a self-hating narcissist?

>>533643531
And she's short-sighted

>>533643531
Autism is a man's illness. What's Ashley's autistic fixation? Her brother? It has to be some hobby, drawing might count if it was an actual obsession but she hasn't drawn anything in months or maybe years.

>>533647974
You care more about hating yourself than even listening to other people.

>>533647710
Gentlemen and gentlemen, the most retarded retard ITT. All hail the great one.

>>533643531
no

>>533649103
I mean they’re not wrong, Ashley clearly has personality disorders
The Graves family all have mental illnesses

>>533649949
What's Douglas's mental illness?

>>533650296
retardation.

>>533650296
NTA but psychologically Douglas is very weak and passive, doesn’t indicate the strongest mental state. Though he is probably the most mentally stable of the Graves but that doesn’t say much considering his competition.

>>533650296
Learned helplessness

I don't know how it'll happen but we're gonna get a scene with the siblings dancing to '90s Euro club music.

He doesn't unironically believe this, does he?

>>533655454
>Andrew I love you and you alone, you're the only thing that makes life worth living, and I'll follow you to the grave.
>but what do you MEAN by this?

>>533656675
More like.
>"...sure you do."

>>533336729
Nah, it's good stuff. Better than what I can do. You should make her lean a bit in that pose, because no one sits straight up with just one elbow on the table.

>>533654646
best I can do is https://youtu.be/66fMYrjEZKE

>>533654646
Would it be peak? Yes
However it will be too wholesome therefore we can't have nice things

>>533649949
Modernity calls any personality trait you have that shows a pattern a "personality disorder" and treats you like you're sick instead of just an asshole or a difficult person, because as we all know, EVERYONE has to be normalcattle and the same. Ashley is a superior neurodivergent chad.

>>533656907
Universal male experience

>>533625639
>my tinder match
HUSSY SCUM BEGONE

>>533655254
i am going to fucking kill you for baiting me like this

is this artist still here

https://x.com/WoodylemonIII/status/1950119210853470525 finally some art of the parents

>>533368141
Julia is into it

One of the most badass fanarts I've ever seen.

>>533662715
Wow. Definitely gotta be the next OP image

>>533662715
I hate the fact that I cant tell if this is Ai or not

>>533662981
It's too creative to be AI slop.

>>533662981
it's not.
https://x.com/Akai_DMG/status/1951659252516593942

>>533660356
Renee footjobs.... IMAGINE

>walk downstairs to touch the thermostat
>my sister, who is in the kitchen, says good morning to me
What did she mean by this? Why did she do it? She was definitely talking to me, not somebody on the phone

>>533663521
She was mocking you.

>>533396486
Didn't take into accout that Ashley could see the people who are summmoning her and also into the future to a certain extent.

>>533663132
99% sure this is all Ai slop

>>533663686
I mean I guess the police hiding in bushes would count for the first point.

>>533663521
She's just being nice don't overthink it and certainly don't let the federal agents /here/ convince you that it means that she wants to fuck you.

>>533663649
I KNEW IT
I'LL FUCKING KILL HER

>>533663707
The little details tell me it isn't. Go through their other work. Look at the hands, always proportional and look right. Also small other details like for example one she did of Goldship eating a burger, it looks correct. Maybe at worse there's some AI assistance with some, which, whatever. Also, just in general I see the term, "AI slop" throw around, usually for good reason, because it looks shit and the little details dont add up. But you can make decent art with the assistance of AI, thus personally I'd just categorize it as AI assisted art.

>>533663928
No it means she wants to be fucked by him silly.

>>533664034
C'mon now, this is definitely ai, it has the typical ai look to it

>>533664389
If it's AI, goddamn. Best fucking AI images I've ever seen.

>>533664389
Also some of their tweets outright have #Aiart
https://x.com/Akai_DMG/status/1939481400501293551

>>533664389
>>533664569
Found a decent tool to check for such things.
https://wasitai.com/

>>533595662
Considering only one can win, they won't join in the first place

>>533326410 (OP)
All work and no news makes me a dull boy

>>533664389
I've seen so much shameful AI porn that any AI image makes my dick twitch shamefully

>>533664034
I mean, the problem I've always had with AI is giving low-quality people the ability to pump out low-quality garbage en masse. I don't have an issue with utilizing AI as a tool to assist in any kind of workflow, because if it's assisting you there's a good chance you already know what you're doing and the AI is just cutting out the busywork.

why does every tcoaal hater are always left-wing crybabies who spew retarded buzzwords like "pedo", "nazi" and "incel" everytime they see someone enjoy this game?
but are okay at playing other games that have MUCH worse themes rather incest like Fear & Hunger?
what kind of double standards is this?
https://x.com/jib_loger_alt/status/1935179901126037831

>>533668789
>if it's assisting you there's a good chance you already know what you're doing
Sadly, the retarded MBAs at tech companies don't know this and think that AI has finally "solved" programming or made it perfectly abstract, which couldn't be further from the truth. Asking an AI to write code for you only works if you understand what the metal is doing, so that you can ask the AI to automate specific functions for you; normies who don't know what a framebuffer is are going to ask ChatGPT "uhhhh can you program GTA 6 for me" and get extremely ineffective code they have zero hope of debugging. Tech companies are really shooting themselves in the foot by laying off skilled programmers en masse to replace them with H-1B prompters who can't even interpret the slop they've asked ChatGPT to generate.

>>533672421
To the extreme outcest fetishist anyone who doesn't also love extreme outcest is a Nazi incel. Incest is the opposite of outcest, therefore it must be for Nazi incels.

>>533673217
>therefore it must be for Nazi incels
NIGGA HEIL NEMLEI

>>533673378
>NGN
NEMLEEEEEEEEEI!!!

>>533674212
Anon's wife Noelle is so pretty!

>>533674425
She really is the prettiest!

>>533674003
Breedable

>>533650296
Depression

>>533672421
The left-wing has a massive infestation of retards the same way the right-wing does, except instead of MAGA-hat boomers who suppooooort and virtue-signaling tradlarpers it's authoritarian communists and virtue-signaling anti-"racists." All virtue-signalers are effectively the same, it's easy to scream about something like "the incest game" because who is going to argue with you? You can scream and cry and look like a really moral person without ever actually having to stand on your beliefs or have your position ever come under any real scrutiny.
>>533674003
Sweet chocolate-mint butthole.

>>533676090
Ivy's soft serve

>>533676947
No, anon, NO!

>>533676998
What? I want Ivy's minty ice cream

The only thing worse than not getting everything you want
Is getting it

>>533677730
Pseud platitude.

>shotgun
>start making out
>Ashley actually liked the smoky whiskey on his tongue
>got flustered and called it gross when Andrew said she's a bad kisser
If he would've went through with it instead of drinking some more they would've had a happy version of the SnS ending, the main obstacle would've been trying to find a way to screw over ???

https://x.com/jeffdgnrt/status/1947067160863367662
Is this too much for Mr Advertiser?

>>533680284
I still think screwing over that retard is a relatively easy task. I feel like Lord Unknown is a greater threat.

>>533680284
I can't imagine there ever being a happy Shoot ending after Andrew decided he needed to kill her