Nemmy 1
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Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>532948169
Sniffing Ashley's panties
Pft
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>All of them could've been happy...
>>533326695Was listening to Grandpa Graves the best way?
>>533326695All it cost was brainwashing Renee
Suckling on Julia's wounds
>>533326695Nobody could have ever been happy with a terrible demon bitch of a child like Ashley.
>>533327282Probably not. Andrew would most certainly still be depressed and boarding school most likely wouldn't fix Ashley's negative behavior.
Andrew and Ashley but apple
https://x.com/atterbucaneve/status/1950689295297359975
I have way more coffin pics than I thought I did
>>533327282No. Ashley would have ran away from boarding school and Andrew would be miserable
>>533327282If they went through with it and A&A learned that Grandpa suggested it, they would kill him.
>>533330143Ashley literally drew this as an adult
>>533326603Sex with animals should be punishable by making the perpetrator undergo plastic surgery to become the animal they have fucked
>>533330697What if that's their fursona?
>>533330420>implying her art is half that goodIt was Julia who drew that
>>533331021They would be turned into the animal, and treated as such. ie. They fuck a dog, they get canineplasty and are neutered, kenneled and fed dog food
>>533331843Julia's deranged therapy art...
>>533332206Hm.
Idk. Someone is still probably into that and we're just giving them free surgery and a life without responsibilities. I think it would just be easier if we enslaved them all and put them to work instead of dealing with this whole poetic killing/maiming thing. Slavery is due for a good comeback.
chapter 3 of re-writing Audrey Graves AU, out now!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67128067/chapters/177008011#workskin
read it or you HATE incest
>>533332798Slavery is already a legal punishment. That's what prison is
>>533332798The poetic justice is, if they fuck like animals, they live like animals. Put them to work as something like a sheepdog too.
>>533326410 (OP)i had a strange dream...
I dreamt that /calg/ #449 was called 'feet edition' for some reason and everyone was pissed off about it...
what a nightmare...
>>533333515If you'd said this a few hours ago, I could've made it a real thing
>>533327581If only Renee aborted Ashley
>>533333661it was a real thing, im making a reference
>>533333717>It was realNo.
>>533333117Wait, real ass slavery? No pay? And our government just allows it?
Tell me more about how someone acquires this... prison thing...
>>533333820if you deny that it happened, you risk encouraging it to happen again
>>533334324Did Andrew watch pokemon, digimon, or bayblade?
>>533333117Prison isn't slavery. But it should be.
t. intellectual worker who wants cheap shit
>>533334849Enjoy getting locked up randomly to make the quotas, retard
>t. slave fodder number 5091274*Fixed it for you
thisrots
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I suck at drawing
>>533338386What does Shadowley smell like?
>>533334849>he thinks it'll be cheap for himLmao. You're going to be replaced by an LLM or a jeet soon anyway.
Noelle 1
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You know what MY favorite part of Coffin is? Comparing all the different endings
Oh, wait!
>>533340937Is her game worth playing?
>>533340937Coffin even now has more endings than Noelle tho
>>533342724>1 is greater than 2Is this Coffinkek math?
>>533341186It's not really a game but yeah I'd say it's worth
>>533343024Nemlei is an ESL who doesn't know what "ending" means
>>533344791Anon is a newfag who hasn't read the devlogs
>>533327286We call it therapy in this day and age Anon.
Unperson
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>>533345281Devlog? What's a devlog. Btw guys are you excited for the progress report on August 1?
>>533345602That's barely a VN even by VN standards.
I'm not trying to shitpost here, but I actually believe there's evidence Renee never breastfed Andrew. Yeah she's neglectful enough for it to be believable, but I find his comments on smoking extremely telling. Andrew doesn't even crave nicotine or feel anything from smoking itself. It seems the only thing smoking does for him is satisfy an oral fixation, which could be a developmental tic/coping mechanism from not having had a teat to suck on; a perfect metaphor for how much of a non-mother Renee was. What do you guys think?
>>533350083People will call you a schizo but he bites his thumb when he's nervous to. There might be something to it.
>>533350821Oh fuck, good catch.
F4
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The attention to detail in this game is just stunning. The apartment building has totally decayed over the years, while the plants have grown. Why's there a wreath on the 403 door anyway?
F3
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Floor 3 was relatively well-maintained, for some reason.
F2
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The plants on Floor 2 have fully grown, while the walls are falling apart by the time of Episode 1.
>>533334609C'mon Anon, he watches My Ex-Ex-Lover's New Secret like the rest of us. Surely you recorded the latest episode haven't you? It perfectly encapsulates the current ethos!
>>533351723>Why's there a wreath on the 403 door anyway?Probably because they forgot to take down the Christmas decorations.
>>533351891the reason in question:
>>533350083I mean she said that Andrew was easy to raise, it's easy to conclude that even without the psychological bits.
Doug probably stole all the milk lol
>>533355082>Doug probably stole all the milk lolFucking based. If my wife's tits are big enough then my kids are gonna have to put up with instant ramen.
Drunknee
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>>533354975She didn't deserve it...
>>533356238Does she eat ass?
>>533360709They controlled her food, she did whatever they wanted.
Soup
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>>533350869>>533350821Does that mean Andrew will find his inner peace once he tries kissing and then sucking on Ashley's breasts and his mind expands by three times?
>>533361894Sistertitty heals all wounds
>>533363040Exactly. While the almighty titty is, in fact, a primary sexual organ, it's worth noting that they're also: warm, soft, and cuddly. Kind of like a sister. Or a cat. Actually they're the same thing.
Sooooooo…..what are we thinking
Devlog gonna drop this month or?
>>533365870Are you in August already?
>>533365641Errrrm boobs are actually a secondary sexual characteristic
I never saved the nerdshley pic so have this cursed Julia instead
>>533366127>Errrrm boobs are actually a secondary sexual characteristicMy penis disagrees.
>>533366127>a Julia so cursed it doesn't even exist
>>533366057Nah still July 31st for me. I understand it’s gonna be spoiler heavy going forward, but we need some juice. I imagine if nemlei is gonna release anything it’ll be at the beginning of the month. What do u think anon, are we gonna get anything?
>>533366254Sounds like the only blessed one.
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>>533366254Sorry been drinking. Here it is
>>533366127Ummm acktually anon, you didn't post any Julia
>>533366418Horror of horrors
>>533366857Holy fuck I like this Ashley
>>533367874-said nobody ever
Tomorrow is the day. Get ready!
>>533370185Sister kisses will become real tomorrow
>>533370530>tomorrowSisterkisses are real every day.
>>533370185>that faceAll she wants is to cook for her soulmate and be appreciated. Why is Andrew such an asshole?
>>533333515Feet? Calg? 449? Wake up anon, we're waiting for the devlog coming soon!
>>533344791What the fuck is this argument and why do you guys keep pushing for it? assuming it's not just one person Nemlei usually has very good English for an ESL and just doesn't want to consider some as endings because she simply doesn't want to. Why does she have to be unaware of what "ending" means? Is there even a universal, standardized meaning of "ending" across all games and VNs that she HAS to follow?
>>533351723The plant is plastic anon
>>533370954Resting BITCH face, please understand.
Stick
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Stick.
Post Gravescore (zoomers need not apply)
https://youtu.be/IAGnKrFk0HQ
https://youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo
https://youtu.be/tkbgtVFlyCQ
https://youtu.be/nQEduoil5GQ
https://youtu.be/SuSjiQwrKYo
https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU
https://youtu.be/Uo6vXFrHttw
>>533350083>"So you see Mrs Graves, the lack of breast milk growing up has given your son crippling depression."
calg please dont page 9 us
IMG_1681
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Be a good brother
https://www.tumblr.com/7thharbringer/790549262290354176/big-brother-duties
Tomorrow will be 2 months since the last devlog
>>533385219Tomorrow will be devlog day you mean
>>533350083>'smoking is cool'>'it doesn't seem to work for dad'>also Renee drinksThat's where Andrew picked up his bad habits. Having a smoker/drinker parent raises the chances of you trying tobacco/alcohol by a lot, in fact it's a miracle if you don't try it. Granted, that doesn't mean you'll like it but still.
>>533387967>He thinks we're getting a devlog until the next release
The C+ stands for Cute plus
Nemlei is dead, which is why we haven't heard from her.
>>533390630I saw Nemlei yesterday getting a lamb shwarma in Helsinki.
>>533390175SHUT UP SHUT YOUR MOUTH FAGGOT!!!
>>533390895Open the mouth again Imonna fuck it
Post ancient fucking memes
The ideal condition for a brother
>>533393426Ashley wouldn't do that but maybe a spiritual Delphic tattoo on her womb like a true witch bitch.
stickley
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>Death Note
Impeccable timing: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-0gXBMCOUSw
Oops
>>533390175Impeccable timing!
>>533396486
>>533396486finish the episode 3 video you fucking bogan
>>533396486>shortform vertical video
>>533396486It's quite possible that the very trustworthy rapist serial killer that summoned ??? would offer the souls of everyone around him in exchange for the ability to magically change his face or something.
Make a wish that weighs a ton
>>533396486??? isn't exactly a Shinigami, more like a Konsuigami
heh
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>>533396486Ashley can just someone everyone there and get the fuck back before they can do anything.
>>533400693I don't know how I typed "someone" instead of "sacrifice" but yeah, that
>>533400693>>533400901How quickly can she say "TAKE THEIR SOULS" before she's KO'd by a healthy dose of police brutality?
>>533398853What if L doesn't tell the rapist about dealmaking? All he needs to be told is that he's gotta paint some blood and light some candles.
>>533394739I love that little guy so much.
>>533402435The fact Kit9 hasn't been selling ??? plushies since day dot is like not buying bitcoin in 2010
>>533402837No merch at all until after the game is done is pretty insane to me
>>533401415The police have no idea what's waiting for them, I don't think they do arrests upon summoning with demon portals everyday. Plus this all depends on who the main character is and L wasn't even the main character in his own show hence, he lost to Kira
>>533401415They will try to arrest her and she will say it while they're at it. She might not even have to say it and ??? can just intervene because it doesn't want to risk losing her soul provider. L's name is L and not W for a reason!
>>533407178>The police have no idea what's waiting for themThat's why you test demon summoning with convicts first
>>533408094??? probably knows about what L is trying to do (if L can successfully summon it multiple times in the first place, ??? told Ashley if they cut contact they may never come across each other again but he may be lying there), and I have a feeling he would care about keeping his soul fetcher girl more than some gay investigation in the Human Realm™.
>>533409626What do ??? And LU want so badly with Ashley? These Tar Souls must be bad muthafuckas.
>>533410189Ashley is a tar soul who doesn't read the ToS, it shouldn't be too difficult to trick her into becoming a daily soul fetcher.
>>533411601Fucking audibly kekked
>>533411601Were you not hoping it'd be her?
Is the steam forum permanently deleted?
>>533413238No. How are you trying to access it?
>>533413628From LU's post.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2378900/eventcomments/594024703533797489?snr=1_5_9_
fagdrew
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>>533414252Yeah I'm sure you ask that a lot
>>533390175We're getting a release tomorrow? Based
>>533414760There'll be loads for you too faggot
>Doug rushes into the room while Andrew is fucking Ashley
>"ANDREW ANDREW ANDREW! Dude, you're not gonna believe it. Even though I done it yesterday. Once again dude, my Astro Bot speedrun dude, I beat my High Score AGAIN."
>Andrew and Ashley stop mid-fuck, looking baffled
>"Dude, check out this youtube video. Look at this part, I glitched through the map to get through the game like, faster"
>>533415112This is wrong. Why fang?
>>533415231Ashley is fang-coded
>>533415438Andrew is the biter.
>>533415593Yeah a pillow biter
>>533415673Ashley pegs andrew confirmed!?!?
Could Andrew be a good lawyer?
>>533417027Andrew managed to legalese his way out of getting had by ???. Andrew honestly should've listened to grandpa.
>>533415897He doesn't love her THAT much
>>533417759You've got it the wrong way round, pal. Ashley doesn't take it up the ass. She is however perfectly willing to deliver takings of the ass unto Andrew. Sister privileges are involved at some point.
>>533417759>PLAP PLAP PLAP
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Realistically speaking did Ashley have an orgasm in any of the paths or visions
>>533423556Yeah, probably when she raped Andrew. Or the singular time in Shots where they had drunk, sloppy sex
>>533423556Probably a few in SnS.
>>533426967Imagine being married to a girl who gets extremely mad at you and starts beating herself up about how she's a whore now if you ever make her cum.
>>533429108Sounds like heaven
>sister tells me she wants to eat more protein
>almost tell her to try my cum
This general is a poison on the brain
>>533430374Depending on your humor you would've been able to pass it as a joke.
>>533430374should've said it, pussy
Howdy do fellow incestors? Any brothers(or sisters) fornicate with their siblings lately?
>>533433227begone, glowie
Andrea
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Who is this plappable hussy?
>>533417597Ashley is a great baker
>>533433227Don't have a sister baka
>>533433227It's only fornication if they're unmarried, which siblings never are
>>533439796>which siblings never areSiblings are born married
I won't get banned for this will I?
>>533439821Marrying someone also makes them your sibling.
Consider the following:
Brothers
>>533442212No it doesn't.
>>533442153I think this is the uncensored version, though i don't have a pixiv account so I cant check
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133331014
Consider the following:
Facial Reconstruction Surgery
>>533442153It's a seldom-acknowledged fact, but the reason Ashley is represented by flowers in-game is actually that she's a perfect beautiful pure little flower that's never done anything wrong in its life
Sasuga Nemurei, kino as always
>>533444968>>533444821Sistercats are cuddlesluts.
>>533443972It is, but it's a caricaturistic pussy and not a hot pussy drawing.
>>533445123Sisters are NEVER sluts
>>533445453>Sisters are NEVER slutsThe ideal sister is an innocent maiden until you take her into bed to play minecraft and she's screaming your name and clawing your back when you find diamonds.
>>533443498If sibling = spouse then spouse = sibling. It's science.
>>533445667>If square = rectangle then rectangle = square. It's science.Smartest outbreeder.
>>533445797Why do you call your wife's siblings and parents your siblings and parents in law then? Why do you call her a part of your family? Deny the truth all you want, marriage has been implicitly Delphic from day one.
>>533446138>X-in-lawIf a statement of being requires a qualifier, it is not that thing. A duck is not a swan-in-law.
>>533445453>caricaturistic pussyI don get it
>>533445797I mean, as a deduction, it's correct. Equivalence is reflexive after all. The issue is that the initial assumption was wrong. The correct phrasing is not
>sibling = spousebut
>∀A∀B(siblings(A,B) --> spouses(A,B))
>>533447150>I mean, as a deduction, it's correctIt's fundamentally incorrect because it assumes the properties of each are interchangeable. A sibling, by definition, shares the same parentage as you. A half-sibling is a direct descendant of only one of your parents, and a sibling-in-law is a label applied irrespective of genetic similarity due to the application of a legal definition rather than a biological one. Similarly, the properties of a square in geometry require a shape to be planar, have four equal-length sides and four corners with each angle exactly 90 degrees. The definition of a square can be a rectangle because it meets all of the criteria of a rectangle, but the definition of a rectangle does not meet the criteria to be a square.
>>533445453>it's a caricaturistic pussy and not a hot pussynigga pls, ALL pussy is hot pussy
>>533448312Yeah sure buddy
>>533448571I should have realized I was being baited, it seemed a little too perfectly stupid to be authentic. Thanks for making it obvious for me, it seems I have a lot to learn.
>>533447150>>533448312What you say makes logical sense. Nevertheless I am going to continue referring to my wife as my sister (in my mind) and will not be persuaded to do otherwise.
>>533448468>ALL pussy is hot pussyheheheheh not if it's DEAD
>>533445617It's not slutty to like sex with the right person
>>533446603>>533448468It's best you see for yourselves
https://files.catbox.moe/poecq7.webp
>>533450183It's a nice pussy, cute sisbutthole too
>>53345018310/10, would tongue-punch
>>533453214That's "catta" for the female cat
>>533453504I don't speak french
>>533435750WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGERBRAIN SHIT?!
>>533454304Mexican people making a game not even joking
>>533455552>MexicanNo, they're Brazillians
>>533455717What the fuck even is this shit???
>>533455937First of the gravescestlikes. Yes, that's the word we're using now. There'll be a lot more to come, especially when the game nears completion.
>Nemlei, post a devlog tomorrow and my soul is yours...
On a serious note, I think there's a decent chance for a devlog tomorrow. If only for Nemlei to discuss current events and the fears fans have of her potentially being de-listed from STEAM.
>>533456485I don't like it I hate it I hate it I HATE IT FUCKING BRAZILIAN MONKEY NIGGERS FUCK FUCK FUUUCK!!!!!!
>>533457551It's actually "Washington Football Team"
>>533458190Hail to the Redskins
>>533370954>Why is Andrew such an asshole?Unironically society
>>533458747If only we did not live in one...
>>533430374There's dick all protein in cum
>>533455937Okay so i'm thinking-- and this is just a thought experiment-- all just hypothetical y'know? But I was thinking-- and I think we should glass Brazil y'know? It's not like they do anything and now they're trying to piggyback off of m-- um uh-- on Nemlei's perfection. I honestly think it'd be better to just do away with South America. Especially after that whole "Coffin on the news" fiasco-- terrible optics there.
>>533462594Anon, the line is that it's a complete protein rich in rare essential minerals
>>533462861>glassdoes this even work for non-middle-eastern countries?
I think next devlog is September 1st, but maybe we'll but lucky with tomorrow. I can't see Nemlei not saying anything until the next release.
>>533468679FYCKGOFUDUXMYOUFUXMYOU DONT JIMX IT
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I never got to comment it, but Nemlei's writing and world does actually fit in pretty well with Robocop. A seemingly dark, near bleak tone, with a healthy dose of humour. I guess black comedies don't drift that far away from each other, although Nemlei doesn't have much comparatively, there is still some social commentary. I can't say I don't see these commercials fitting perfectly into Coffinland television.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPniOAMx94
>>533464165It depends on the topsoil's chemical composition. For example, the soil of the Amazon consists mostly of iron and aluminium oxides, but very little silica. It would not form glass if you melted it. It would form some sort of exotic basalt, I think.
Odds devlog tonight
Evens no devlog tonight
Digits devlog tonight and surprise release
>>533472298WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>533472424Better luck next month
HOLY SHIT THEY PUT UP A BETA BRANCH
AND IT'S PUBLIC
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Seriously, the hell is going on in Finland? Between Nemlei, and also her ex- and also this- is it really a fujo nation?
>>533473513This pairing is utterly soulless
>>533473513>Crackship becomes canon
>>533474934>>Crackship becomes canon
>>533473513Something's going on
Okay Nemlei, I am taking a sick leave today so that I can be here for the devlog party. You DO have a devlog prepared for me today, right?
I *was* going to go on a platonic date with my sister today, but now I'm ghosting her because I remembered the devlog
Does anyone know of an image set where Ashley /ss/ Andy and Andrew does the same to LeyLey?
I can't find it and am beginning to think I merely imagined it.
>>533478103lust_coffin's stuff?
It is now 12:43 AM in the eastern US. It’s so over bros
>>533478495devlogs don't come out until 3:00 AM eastern
FUCK THIS I'M ON ITCH.IO WITH MY FUCKING PAWS UP. I'M NOT STARTING MY FUCKING SELF. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH. THIS STUPID FUCKING JUSTICE ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING CHUKHONKA- NINNI- IS DOING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING CHUKHONKA I SWEAR TO FUCKING UKKO I'M GONNA
>>533346030It's hilarious to me how therapists actually think this is what happens.
>>533478483Yeah, I think that was it
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>>533458190it's ACTUALLY the Washington Commanders, now
I got no sleep last night. I'm so fucking tired yet I have to get through it until 3am just for a devlog I already know isn't coming.
This sucks
If I roll an 8, Episode 4 drops today
>>533470932Interesting comparison.
So how many of you are actually expacting a devlog tonight?
>>533483118Not expecting it. Kinda hope it doesn't come, I'll still be at work and won't be able to post about it properly.
>>533483118I badly need it. Coffin is the only thing I have in my life outside of playing games I hate and jerking off 5 times a day
Duel of the Dates is playing in my head while I wait for the devlog. I am singing it acapella in public and people are looking at me. But my faith in Nemlei will not waiver.
https://youtu.be/D_2bluVPsb0
>>533485997Duel of the Fates*
>>533485997>Duel of the DatesWhat?
THE DEVLOGS
WHERE ARE THEY
>3:02
alright, time for bed
another no devlog month
>>533486129DUEL OF THE FATES! FROM STAR WARS!
>10 PM
Well, we still have one hour. There has been times when Nemlei posted a devlog in 11 too IIRC. Chrust the plan bro!
>no devlog
Welp, it's all over. I think we should revert the news section of the OP to be about Ch3's release, since that's still the most pertinent information
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>>533487576Truster reporting in, over.
>No surprise august devlog
Coffincels... It's OVER
>>533487858What the fuck is that freak doing there?
This riff goes for the no devlog months and the dissappointment of the trusters...
>>533483118I wasn't. I am unbothered by this because Nemmies literally gave forewarning that exactly this would happen.
LIAR
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The devlog has fallen. Billions must post.
>>533491024Any second now...
chad
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Octoberchads stay winning!
I blame the Europeans for this. Their lack of dedication to the cause is flagrant.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Pain!
Without love.
Pain!
I can't et enough...
>>533370954>Why is Andrew such an asshole?He's a man
>>533499465If he was a man he would've fucked his sister 6-7 years ago.
>>533487481They have a duel of dates in Star Wars?
An apple a day keeps the hussy away
https://x.com/partyantidote2/status/1950649924015559078
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I really hope they're cooking away and making insane progress. Maybe not having to prepare a monthly statement will lend a hand into helping them work faster. I'm still thinking they're aiming for a Halloween release date.
>>533505134I believe in the december release
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Nemlei if ur out there a quick blurb about progress and a single cg/dialogue box is acceptable as a status update….
>>533510356imagine the smell...
this fanbase has rotted my brain
>>533512065RELEASE THE GRAVES FILES
/calg/, please don't Page 9 me.
I believe in September devlog!
post your most erotic SFW coffin fanart you have
>>533517041that is not SFW you moron
Its over
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>>533517203you know what, sure, whatever
Give us a sign if you're still alive Nemlei.
>>533517784Why are socks so sexy?
>>533518606why he wearing glasses tho
>>533521294>I don't work for Tesla Motors Inc., fuck off.
>>533520139He's a /lit/ nerd that ruined his eyes and he's too poor for lasek surgery.
>>533523741>lasek surgeryBucky needs some surgery after my THPS2 bails
>>533523741The first lasek surgery was in 1996, and wasn't officially recognized by the FDA until 2009.
>>533524330>it took the FDA 13 years to recognize lasek but they approved the C19 vaccine after like 6 months of testing
>>533524330Fine, PRK surgery then, happy?
Nemlei abandoned all you faggots for a reason.
>>533526203It's because of me, I shouldn't have made fun of BL.
It's so weird that my ex looks (and sometimes acts) like a carbon copy of Andrew. And his name also starts with an A... And he also has a younger sister....... But she doesn't look & act like Ashley.
>>533529912Femanon or gay?
Grassley
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>>533530738I like her grassy if you know what I mean
>>533529992Gayanon. But he is bi, has a gf now.
>>533531227>he is bi, has a gf nowThe whole LGBT movement stands on the shoulders of bisexuals in straight relationships
>>533530738Andrew must touch grassley's grassussy
>>533532016>AshleyThat's obviously Renee's hairstyle. And if there's one thing we can be sure of, it's that Ashley would never in a million years style herself like her mother.
>Steam Deck Verified
so someone at Valve had to actually play this game? based?
>>533533307Yep, besides if Ashley did that Andrew would backhand her.
>>533533364I don't think this Ashley can play on the Steam Deck.
>>533533364>so someone at Valve had to actually play this gameProbably. Though desu you can get almost anything running through Proton these days. Especially with an engine as old as RPGmaker.
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>>533533729She probably couldn't. But she's on mine.
>>533533741>Especially with an engine as old as RPGmakerModern RPG Maker is no antique; worse, it's a web app running through Chromium
>>533534103You should stickerbomb all your possessions with Leys! Or better yet, with photos of your sister!
>>533534103>off-model pornslop
Ok guys I my need some help. I barely know anything about this game. I've read all kinds of different things. I've heard people call it "the incest game". In the game description on steam it gives a content warning for sibling kissing. But I've seen some sources claim that they fucked whilst other sources say they only fucked in a dream and it doesn't count? And then others again say that they do fuck for real but only in a specific ending??? Anyway, here's what happened:
> Libraryshare steam with my cousin
> She has this in her library
> Check her profile
> Has all achievements with 19 hrs playtime
> Has a "favourite game" showcase on her steam page
Am I a colossal retard for thinking this is all supposed to be a hint or something? Not that I am into that stuff, but also not extremely opposed. I guess I'm indifferent-ish...? Cousins & beyond doesn't have an explosive chance to get retardbabies...Though siblings is a bit crazy. Judging by the posts here that makes me a bit of an outlier but it's 4chan after all. Neeways, any advice on how to handle this or just let it be? I don't think we could ever date, but I also don't want her to be unable to talk about it.
>>533537336>Am I a colossal retard for thinking this is all supposed to be a hint or something?Yes.
>>533537336She's /here/ by the way. Say hi.
>>53353733619 hours is about right for a completionist playthrough and the sort of complex relationship dynamics depicted in the game are popular with women.
It probably doesn't mean anything but it'd probably be funny to ask her about it.
>>533537565Thank you
>>533537642Might get her to open up if she sees me playing it.
>>533537665I very much doubt she's on 4chan. She might be on reddit and shit but I don't see her as a 4chan person kek.
>>533533364I want a story about a girl who gets into a freak accident, and has to have all her limbs removed. She'll wake up after her surgery flipping out, crying, and flailing her useless stumps, before crying done more. She then has to be taken care of by her brother. She'll hate herself for being a useless liability, that she's incapable of any sort of independence, that she's wasting her brother's life in with a worthless dependent he can't even play video games with. And she'll get jealous of all the "superior" friends and women get brother associates with. But the power of siblinghood trumps all, and the brother lets her know she is amazing and deserves to be loved. And maybe after a while, the siblings would start feeling some funny things, eventually leading to maybe some incest romcom shenanigans
>>533538738>19 hours is about right for a completionistNot enough for an obsessionist however.
>>533540795Anon graduated from Coffinschizo to Coffinhafiz
>docile and adorable female face
>casually murderous looking male face
Kino
>>533546745>calling THE virgin a whoreThis won't give you back your hymen, Julia.
Yardley
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>>533512065Every time I see the name of this soap it makes me think of the game.
hey can a fellow tar soul request flanneldrew pic dump?
>>533512065>>533548196For me, even -ly corrects to -ley now.
>>533549082If you just want the busts and cgs they're here:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/file
https://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip
>>533550119even better, thanks tar anon
Please don't put it in your sister's wrong hole
>>533553635>wrong holekek
>>533559213Ashley should give Andrew kisses whenever he reaches for a cigarette
>>533559578But then he'll smoke two packs a day because he's "stressed".
https://x.com/muhugu1u/status/1951371244810703017
>>533563657that would actually make andrew anxious and protective, not "spiritually heal" him
>>533564537Andrew and Ashley would be even more suicidal if they were Japanese
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What if the Graves siblings had been exposed to anime from a young age?
>>533561908>>533565889Is this a bot or something? These images have been posted every thread for maybe a few weeks now. Always thumbnails and never with any text. What's up with that?
>>533565815Ashley would have even more material for her incest "jokes"
Stupid flooz killed the thread
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>>533537336>>533538835Welp I asked, seems like she's just in it for the weirdness and not specifically the incest. J is her friend who always reads the wildest yaoi shit.
>>533566403>Is this a bot or something?Worse, some retard who constantly image-dumps the same exact shit while he's riding the train or some dumb shit like that.
My sister just spent 20 minutes getting mad at me for not taking care of myself.
>>533581429Just be glad someone cares.
>>533581429i feel you there, anon. my sister moved on to her boyfriend's house a long time ago but she keeps visiting and tells me i should take care of myself
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>>533581831I was a little charmed, I had no idea she actually cared about me. But there's also no fucking way I'm shaving or getting new clothes
>>533582270The issue of shaving can be resolved with permanent hair removal, but your lack of style will accompany you to the grave.
>>533565815Andrew would have stuck to socially acceptable surface level stuff like Pokemon and Dragon Ball.
Ashley would have gotten into obscure stuff and become even more of an outcast.
>>533564331If Andrew were the warden, then he'd be at peace
>>533577354Anon you idiot you forced her to get on the defensive. That's mean.
>>533585296>permanent hair removal,Across my entire torso?!?!
On the subject of Pokemon what ones do you think Andrew/Ashley/etc. would use?
I think Ashley would use a Mawile
>>533585927Ashley would have gotten into Inuyasha: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503102558/#503459649
>>533589686Your sister wants you to shave your whole body?
>>533591409We were in the pool together and she said I should shave my chest. She also said I should shave my head (I'm balding)
>>533591409Ooh boy. She wants to prettymax her brother.
>>533591624>I'm baldingHow old are you
>>533592062Damn, my condom lenses.
>>533326695Eiffel Tower? Nah, Eiffel BRIDGE
>>533592480>condom lenses.These are what I use to look at my sister!
>>533591624Man I got a gamer dent, so I am fucking doomed if I ever start balding.
>>533592920Those heal after like 3-4 hours of no headphones???
How long did you wear headphones that it became permanent?
cutie
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>>533593114I've been wearing headphones for multiple hours a day every day since I was a preteen. I think this is similar to how Chinese people force girls to wear ill-fitting shoes while they're still growing so that their feet conform to their petit standards.
>>533546745Still hate Andrew in this route btw
Delectable sister toes
Yummy Ashley feet
How would Andrew and Ashley do in the squid games
>>533595662>Ashley sees Andrew in the same room as non-white womenAshley would kill everyone involved. Nothing could trip up her incestuous possessiveness more than that. The moment Andrew looks in the direction of a slant eyed rice eater, Ashley's going to lose all hope of being enough for him.
>>533595662If we don't count
>>533596451 based on strategy/strength/personality, I think Ashley would make it about halfway, Andrew would for sure make it to the last round.
>>533596451>non-white>implying that would matter
>>533597978At least with Julia, Ashley knows she's competing on the same terms. Ashley is going to be panicking every night over the lack of pixels on her pussy
>>533598057Ashley was going to shoot 302 lady literally for being in the same room as Andrew
>>533598269That was a joke
>>533596451>Ashley? Why are you doing that with your eyes?>Doing what, big brother?>That! Everything! God, why are you dressed up as a sailor?
>>533598989What kind of social credit deduction do you get for marrying your brother?
>>533599474Big but you're coming out ahead once you have your fourth child.
>>533599772Incest isn't illegal in China, is it?
blanket
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>go to the gym for the first time in months
>moderate exercise makes me nauseous within minutes
Thiumaxxed too hard... never again
Andrew 1
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n_pity
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>>533614437Alive and well... for Coffinkeks
>>533614437Alive and well
>>533605090Same. I haven't lifted or kept track of my macros in almost a year, also yesterday...
>sister in town>calls to ask if I'm home>brings a box of ice cream bars and lowkey makes fun of me "I got you these because I know you're not treating yourself">not even an ice cream person but the gesture was heartwarming>we chat in the kitchen as she smokes three cheap-ass cigarettes one after another>still smells this morning even though I let the window open all nightI wish she'd get into pipe smoking or cigars cuz those tend to have a pleasant room note.
I've been staying with my mom the past few days. I love her so much. This game really makes me appreciate how dogshit my mom could've been.
>>533616917Cute, does your sister normally bring you stuff? My sister has been weirdly nice to me lately. Something might be in the air
Ashley is vigilant against hussies but does she also worry about Andrew getting his twink cheeks blasted by burly men?
>>533617118It's not a regular thing. She does call me every time she's around though and usually has a coffee at my place.
>>533618328Why would she? Andrew is not a homosexual so prison is the only way he'd have his cheeks clapped.
>>533346030>PicThe therapist didn't do shit. It was the soul saving, life giving work of the Holy Spirit and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>533592062It really was over for zoomers before it even began.
>>533619452>The therapist didn't do shitOf course not, therapists aren't there to help you.
>>533620154That's why there's rapist in the name
>>533622019>My sign is supposed to say "Psychotherapist," not "Psycho the Rapist!"
>>533622535How do you psycho a rapist?
>>533622859Let me show you!
>>533589686Idk why it's acceptable for women to demand that their partner shaves anything and everything - but ask a woman to maintain her legs or vag and you're instantly branded a misogynist.
>>533623646Tell a woman to shave her pussy and you're a misogynist. Tell a woman not to shave her pussy and you're a pervert. There's no winning
>>533593727In the worst case possible, you just have to trim your hair to just below the dent line and then let it grow back. It's your hair itself that is bent, not the root sacks. Once it regrows, you're good to go.
>>533623646>>533623728>instantly branded a misogynistNot true. This isn't 2014.
>>533623859Tell that to my tinder match 2 months ago who turned up with a rainforest in her crotch.
>>533625639>oh no my hookup didn't change for meWhy would she if you're not even her bf? Also I couldn't help notice that you didn't say anything about your tinder match calling you a "misogynist" or a "pervert".
>>533623646>Idk why it's acceptable for women to demand that their partner shaves anything and everything - but ask a woman to maintain her legs or vag and you're instantly branded a misogynist.I'm all about equal opportunity. I'll groom myself to whatever strikes the sisterwifely fantasy, but she has to shave her butthole. Them's the rules.
Will cliffhanger Andrew trade the ring for a smaller one at some random pawn shop or will Ashley get fat fingers?
>>533625639>rainforest in her crotchBased
>>533623859>>533625894All normie men are 10-15 years behind the manosphere, what grifters like fresh & fit or Tate say now were entry level talking points in the pickup artist community back in the day.
>>533577354Nobody fucking cares nigger, your LARP isn't interesting enough
>>533346030>Andy in a sweater holding a smartphone>Leyley in a skirt>Renee with a cross pendantWHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED DIMESNSION IS THIS!?
>>533625894Except that she did. That's implied by my reaction. Sorry if you need everything spelled out for you. And frankly, no, I didn't expect nor demand her to do as I said, however, that doesn't make me a misogynist either. I'm not saying that women *should* change at the behest of a man, I'm saying that a man asking a woman to change is not misogynist - just like a woman asking something from a man isn't misandrist. Jeez, reading but be really hard... I'm just tired of female double standards. That's all.
>>533628913Cared enough to reply
>>533628928Tranny "fan"fartists on the Internet couldn't possibly care to actually learn anything about the things they're making fanart of. They just wanna see same gender people have what is a pathetic imitation of real sex, bastardize every single thing the characters have that makes them who they are, and are only a "fan" never played the game, as all fans because they think incest is "kinky" (degenerate) or that they have a fetish about literally anything.
TLDR; I hate people so much it hurts me
>>533326410 (OP)>2 months without an update.Yeah, I've officially lost interest in this crap. What a waste.
>>533631624Fool, did you not see the early days of Better Half General? We STILL haven't gotten new updates aside from a tacit mention in Nemlei's QnA.
>>533623646Women don’t shave around you guys? I’ve had sex with 3 women and they all had shaved pussies. Two I was dating but one was just a one night stand
>>533631624Good riddance newfaggot
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