>Decensor Guide
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>Trailers
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Katya (Rhapsody) Operative Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7vo2ipE2eE
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>News
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>Platforms
Android/iOS
PC (Recommended): Standalone launcher, Steam, EGS
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>Current & Upcoming Events
[July 10 - Aug 21] Expedited Access to Chapter 15 Part 2 “Concord Ode”
[July 10 - Aug 21] Anniversary Gifts (login daily for free rolls, new outfit for Fritia - Little Sunshine, and more)
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[July 20 - Aug 21] Heartfelt Messages
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[July 24 - Aug 21] Special Invitation (claim Tess - Phantasia for free)
[July 24 - Aug 21] Battlefield Sigma
[July 28 - Aug 11] Containment Protocol
[Aug 04 - Aug 18] Valor Mindrealm
[Aug 07 - Aug 21] Hero Games

>Current & Upcoming Banners
[July 10 - Aug 21] Katya - Rhapsody | Cobalt Cyclone
[July 10 - Aug 21] Character and weapon banner selector (Lyfe - Infinite Sight, Fenny - Starshine and Bubu - The Geomancer)
[July 10 - Aug 21] Anniversary banner selector (Characters and weapons released from 2.2 to 2.6)
[July 24 - Aug 21] Tess - Phantasia | Valiant Heart
[July 31 - Aug 21] Enya - Tempest | Amethyst Thorns

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Previous: >>533168262

Haru love!

What do they discuss?

>>533436193 (OP)

>>533436193 (OP)
SEXO

>>533436389

>>533436454
whose turn is it tonight

>>533436454
How to bully certain newcomer

>>533436454
Ice related activities

>>533437531
elf sexo

Gonna be awkward when they add a real elf to the squad.

What do you think, does slugs going to add more girl to this, or will it share the fate of massage table, being completely forgoten and abandoned after a next patch?

Next new girl will be a fox girl, I saw it in a dream

new girl is a giraffe

>>533438648
Make it a wolf girl and I'll shill it

>>533438692
Too flat

>>533437531
>>533437836

>>533438608
Probably for the best that each minigame keeps to 5~ girls, and the next will pick five others.
The parlor could use more gambling games with different girls.

>>533438608
>>533439061
Well we have
>massage parlor
>buckshot roulette
>liar's cards
So what should the next minigame be?
I volunteer Inscryption.

>>533439397
Cute

himuro rogue is nonstop drawing Fenny

>>533439598

>>533439361
Acacia pulls out a bunch of boardgames from the 90s, shows you grainy low resolution clips of their commercials, and challenges you.
https://youtu.be/8hn6Ue8mjfM

>>533439598
As is tradition

>>533436389

Haru is pretty cute

>>533438608
One can hope they do but judging by past patches, it seems like it's gonna be shelved. They haven't even retroactively added Nerida to the onsen yet.

I do want Nerida in a towel

>>533441801
Best I can do is a hospital gown

>>533442062
hmm

>>533441304
>They haven't even retroactively added Nerida to the onsen yet.
Wait, what? No, it can't be tr...
>checking.
>it's true
SLLLLUUUUUUUUGS!!!!

containment protocol hard difficulty was... hard

>>533442062
this is a Haru thread

Wow, they really boosted Battlefield Sigma tokens drop rate. Like a fucking LOT. CN players must thrown a lot of shit on them if they went for such a big change

Nya...

>>533443975
The main complaint I saw is that they played for 8 minutes and got zero drops. I'm just glad they realized too much invincibility was stupid

>>533443464
Nah, just spam turrets and maybe a healing station once or twice and you will be golden.
Also, use a new bonuses from pylons, these can really give you an edge

Enya really is the worst co-op teammate

Enya my wife, please stop spinning.

no spinning on my watch

>>533444548
>>533444902
Yep, she's anoying as fuck. The only girl I can play alongside her is Bubu with her autoaim and rapid fire, but it's still bs

>>533444134
fun fact the hickeys cap out at 4

>>533445267
>autoaim
Huh? I have to aim manually with Bubu. Is this some sort of phone magic?

>>533444991
I should start bringing a shock bomb just for her
>>533445267
I can play around her, it just annoying when she pulls enemies out of my bombs

>>533445314
It seems you had lots of fun

high 5 or kiss?

>>533445580
kiss always

>>533445948
would you kiss her after the easter egg scene?

>>533446067
a blowjob wouldn't make the car wobble if that's what you're suggesting

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV11285zVETB/
have a frit

>>533444991
seeing people commit funny friendly fire crimes with omnitechs has been the only good part of this mode

>>533445472
Bubu can Revolver Ocelot her bullets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5zJPB7GL0

>>533448642
wife

Fenny should get married again.

>>533437531
I still can't believe sneedslug actually pulled this off. Sasuga desu ne

I finally got some time off and I can't figure out these stupid stone block puzzles in the story. I just want to see my hot wives kill things, bros. Please help

>>533449124
go to where the purple stuff is and align them with your camera

lol, if you sat Tess on your left and Bubu on your right in the card drinking game, you can see what cards they are playing.
what's make it even funnier, it seems to work only with these two.
Talking about easy win...

sniff sniff...

I discovered one of the missing parts of Tess dairy.

>>533449285
I'm seen Enya's cards when on the left.

>>533449984
Better than anything Mauxir released.

Licking up Neridas boob sweat

>>533449798
laundry thief

>>533449984
what is this? do we have some kind hidden quest like the one for nita but for tess?

>Adjutant going to Academica Acropolis for a mission
>entering Academy grounds
>'Hello Adjutant, we meet again'

Hey Lyfe, thanks for the gift the other day. I got you something too... It's a monocle!

>>533452056
Thank you, it's the perfect size to wedge in your throat.

>>533450319
Rent free, nya

>>533451243
no

this won't be the last time we see her

>>533453603
...as comic relief

https://x.com/OnShiGou/status/1950455239510994999

>>533453603
Is she still at the docks?

>>533454461
Huh, I knew we forgot something when we left...

Lizzie has to graduate first

>>533454461
>They'll be back any second now, Lizzie. They just forgot a little.
>...

>>533457974
Aptitude gaming

Fatchel

Eatchel is a good girl who eats her broccoli

>>533460853

>>533460853

I still haven't used my Selectors. Should I pick Siris' FAT ass? It's big enough to make Katya feel THREATENED

>>533450326
This but Lyfe Wednesday/Wild Hunt.

>>533462602
Who do you not have?

>>533462602
Adjutant likes them MEATY if his weddings are anything to go by.

I'm just speedrunning Morpheus with Wyfe. Isn't she supposed to be the boss Tornado Enya should be tailored to?

>>533463868
Morpheus is weak to kinetic. Wyfe and Tornya are both kinetic

>>533463868
Yes, the Tempest+Riptide combo is designed to cut through Morpheus's phases with a sequence of spinning, ripping and Enyanuke.

>>533462803
tHESE ARE ALL MY GOLD UNITS. i THOUGHT IT WAS EASIER TO SCREENSHOT THEM RATHER THAN FIND WHO i DON'T OWN YET.

>>533464567
Capslocke was active. I have more than I expected.

>>533464567
Bro why are you yelling
I'd say Eatchel, but you can honestly take anyone

I see why Tess was free.

>>533464567
>Capslock

Kots alts when?

Chernyo

>>533468692
>>533469521
H-How?

>>533469658
infinite ammo ground stratagem

Infinite Ammo is the best kind of ammo.

what are the best buffs for bubu in paralab sigma, I have her but I don't know if I wanna level her and was gonna try out the level 70 trial one they let you use and see if she is any fun for me

have more bullet

Pray Seasun won't adopt Nikkucks Gacha skin scheme. Other game 2 copied it and made it worst

>>533471757
Maybe reload speed and some energy buffs, the rest is the usual

>>533473051
Be quiet and take your infinite ammo

>>533473737
... can I get a gatling gun, too?

No, you have to play pretend with finger guns.

What's next?
>Rocket launcher
>Machine gun
>Throwing rocks
>Slingshot

should i get Enya Tempest? Shes hot af. or is there likely to be a newer alt of her soon?

>>533475041
Sword, which will be reserved for Haru's wedding exosuit.

>>533437531
I wish actual porn could pull angles like that instead of just showing the girl getting fucked

>>533474989
Good, welcome back Yusuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Mouj41dnA

>>533475041
I think a grenade launcher like pic related could be fun

>>533475095
She's probably the easiest girl to play
>Spin with her skill for damage
>Spin with her dodge for bullying mobs
>Ulti is the BIG spin
>Her gun is not a spin so don't use it

>>533474383
Too expensive. Ask Katya if she cand lend you hers.

>>533475095
I think we might not see a new Enya until at least well into next year.
Then again who knows with the two ops per patch becoming the norm.

[Snowbreak News]
This snow... BROKE ME

>>533475095
i like see her spin, but not might for you if you like shooting

>caught up with snobbles patch already, just waiting for new modes to unlock which I will finish quickly
>just finished playing through the valkyria chronicles series (1 3 and 4)
>in that weird mood after finishing a long series where I want to play something but nothing sounds good
Got any VN recommendations bros?

>>533477869
YU-NO: Kono Yo no Hate de Koi o Utau Shoujo Yu-No (PC-98)

>>533475223
>Haru/Acacia Wedding, both of them get Swords as their weapon
>Haru gets a Carolingian sword, shoots beams
>Acacia gets a weeb katana, doing Vergil cuts
>Instead of wedding rings, the sword themselves are the symbol of matrimony
>Adjutant starts walking around with two swords on his hip

>>533478476
>Haru/Acacia Wedding, both of them get Swords as their weapon
>Haru gets a Carolingian sword, shoots beams
holy shit i'm going to cum

>>533477869
If you want ones with gameplay Eushully games are pretty good.
Kamidori alchemy meister is the one most people know, but Amayui castle meister got a fan TL relatively recently

>>533476192
She can use the 2-star gun.

>>533452056
>>533452770
I don't get the joke. Why does Lyfe hate this character? Currently on chapter 10.

You will get the choke soon. I mean the joke soon.

>>533481251
Because of what happened in Suspense in Skytopia, you'll see when you get there.

>>533477869
Steins;Gate for max kino

>>533481251
Lyfe hates Sapphire because unlike Lyfe, Sapphire still has a living mom.

>>533484731

Bros they literally copied Katya's interactive scenę in GFL2 with Klukai's new swimsuit what the fuck

I did not ask.
I do not care.

>>533485701
Gfl2 has better effects. You can see the moistore on the skin.

Still, im not spending up to 200$ for an interaction I can watch for free on youtube.

>>533488134
You should watch one the newest interactables of this game on youtube if you want to see moisture

I asked.
I care.

moisture

If they release Lizzie I actually really don't mind if they just keep her giraffe head on forever. Even in a hypothetical summer swimsuit skin.

>>533490732
I actually dont think I want to see her face now

>>533490918
but why...

>>533488772
i think anon was talking about in-game rendering and effects of base items. Just look at pic related. Nerida deserves better than cupcakeslop

>>533490732
I will welcome lizzie if she's revealed to be flat

>>533491259
lizzie is the giraffe mask, what would she be without the mask?

who else is an eagle scout?

>>533482650
>Steins;Gate
>kino
It's baby's first time travel story.

>>533446067
why not, nothig wrong with kissing your gf/wife after bj if she swallowed ofc

>>533492720
Summertime Rendering was better

>>533485701
Worst, they fucking locked it in fucking gacha skin for 200 Dollars!!!

>>533477869
its hard to recommend anything without knowledge about what you've read, but I would say Kara no Shoujo 1 & 2

>>533468692
I haven't gotten this map yet

Yao

>>533492176
I'm missing 2

>>533492720
It's a far better visual novel than Yu-No though

>>533495161
wow, its peak
I do not have Yao but I might consider buying her skin+wedding scene for future, cuz they probably will rerun her again sooner than her wedding pack

>>533495407
delete this

>>533477869
white album 2

>>533495617

senren banka
https://files.catbox.moe/g0hmq6.mp4

>>533496525

>>533489816

>>533486519
here bro

I care about Sapphire

I do too

Everyone loves Sapphire.

it's either Lizzie or Sapphire next patch

>>533501707
Aren't you forgetting someone, chief?

I'll use them someday

>>533505223
why not npw

>>533504869
hmmm nyo

>snowbreak is not even in top50 of meme chart
so ugh, tourist bros, how do we shitpost now?

I do not care

okay, i'll just say "penis!" and go away.
bye, see you next month.

We are so back

>>533498653

I don't care that you don't care

>>533507294
Tess and Katya-lead rescue operation was a great success

>>533504532

Any children in this game or just all hags?

>>533508408
no children

>>533508408
We only have sexy and mature ladies, like Eatchel

>>533504869
That's the wrong blonde woman

>>533508408
Take a sit sir, and explain to me why you are interested in children.

I really want to know who's next

>>533508408
sensei, you can go to >>>/vg/bag

>>533509139
It's going to be eatchel forma de kaiju

>>533510141
maybe

>>533507294
This is not the real number at all desu.
They earn way more with PC clients purchase and their Chinese merch / collab items sell like crazy.

>only after finishing lvl 12 in veggie warfare I realized that you can refresh buffs you can buy from arcade machine on the right
Fug, I think I got Eatchel'd a bit too much...

>>533510972
ngl , this game mode made me... to replay PVZ again..

>>533510972
Its ok ojisan. Happens to the best of us

it's that time of the month again

>i knew the Tess alt will ruin my hecking bone-chilling, genre-defining, ML pg-16 Snowbreak Story!!!!

Snoggers........

>>533510971
Yeah, this is the mobile estimate.( The chinese revenue estimate is especially inaccurate since the data is estimated based on the IOS sales only) There are no numbers to the PC sales, but from what we know It's like 2 to 3 times the amount of the mobile sales, so I would estimate the real number to be maybe around 6-9 million.

>we're not at top 50 anymore

i bet edda had something to do with this

>>533512484
I need that for next patch

>>533512484

stop eating my savings...

DESU the monthly revenue thing is only for hoyoshill and kurobot to fight it out.

>>533512986
Nyo

I skipped Katya for the better blue and it seems many are making the right decision as well.

>>533513498
>condom
Lame and gay

Only clowns care about monthly revenue forecasts based on questionable data
If you really want to know how much money Snowbreak makes just wait for Kingsoft's next annual report lmao

>>533515195
Fatty

>>533515782
she likes snacking

>>533515782
How does a synthetic gain weight?

>>533515956
excess energy gets converted into fat

>>533516538
Does this work for AI too..?

>>533516791
no

Luna's ass on my face

Life is unfair...

>>533517410
but Sapphire has a human body

>>533517579
Wait, you're right. I can just feed her

>>533517579
not just body, she if full-fledged human now and soon-to-be wife

>>533515775
>Only clowns care about monthly revenue
Where do you think you are?

>>533513421
>almost x4 revenue compared to previous months
Yeah, its Katya game.

Bros, none of the voice mails are playing for me, I've waited it out for days now... Am I missing something? I clicked the voice language then hit play and nothing

>>533522010
It did the little 'downloading voice file' popup the first time right?

I mean the numbers looked good to me.
Outperformed in equal fake terms CN girls Chen/Yao banner and CN interest was up 500%. Katya reviving interest.

I learnt last year not to worry about numbers till official data comes out anyway. You spend time worrying about revenue and then they report they made like an absurd amount of money in profit. Not say it will peak this year but considering how much content we get, it will be a fair reflection.

>>533522010
works on my end

>>533522128
nothing pops-up... either clicking the language or play button

>>533522346
is this moving at all?

>>533522346
Might be a weird firewall thing

>>533522206
Might even get a small bump from GFL 2 refugees in the future, now that Mica seems to be doubling down on their outfit gacha. Snobble seems to be a top alternative.

>>533522467
nein
>>533522478
Just tried closing and re entering the game with walls off, nada aswell

>>533522206
Do they post netprofit of Snowbreak anywhere? Or just raw numbers? The only gacha I know that does it is Nikke, they've made around ~$100m of net profit in 2024 with it.

>>533522643
Might want to send a support ticket

>>533522643
I'm sorry to say bro, but its over for you
You could try a reinstall if nothing else

>>533522564
just shut up. so annoying

>>533522564
>Snobble seems to be a top alternative.
Its literally the ONLY alternative if we dont include png collectors.

are you guys trying to bait shitposters or something? revenue talk can't possibly be this interesting

>>533522564

I still can't believe people play gacha in general where you don't have 100% banners, can farm for free dupes, small upfront fees as a way of them making money and even fight for those companies right to fleece them. Snowbreak might not have the most contact, but it's such a joy to play relatively.

>>533522694

Kingsoft do, the CEO reported that Seasun/Snowbreak made over $100 million in net profit, can't remember if it was $117m or 131 but you get the point. These meme charts never tell the real story.

>>533522206
Back in April they made 8 million, which sounds pretty good to me, but the investors still said it "underperformed". We have no I dea how much money the investors demand.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SnowbreakOfficial/comments/1kcr33v/snowbreak_april_revenue_8_million_usd/

>>533522961
>Kingsoft do, the CEO reported that Seasun/Snowbreak made over $100 million in net profit, can't remember if it was $117m or 131 but you get the point. These meme charts never tell the real story.
I see, thats fucking huge. No wonder quality of the game has ramped up recently, they actually have the money for that.

>>533522953
It’s not and they swarm every general around this time every month and then fuck off after a day or two, you can just ignore them.

>>533523048

April wasn't even a special month and it still made $8m. Katya last month got #1 heat ranking on Bilbili, I'm not shocked if they made similar money this year.

Investors on the other hand are always retarded, after The Great Frittening of 2.3 the game was never surpass 1.7 to 2.2 which was the positive drama. The only way we can peak again is if Seasun continue to make great girls, content and other things which they are lacking rather than bandwagons.

>>533523224

Yeah they made stupid money last year, honestly too much considering the actual content we got with dryspells considering dev team was poached by Mechabreak.

3.0 was the best patch though. The story, game updates and even maps were just much better this time. I usually hate playing the story levels but this time they actually put some effort in to make them cool.

>>533523224
>quality of the game has ramped up recently
Making infinite operatives and mini-games, unfortunately does nothing to improve the core gameplay. In fact it has never been in a worse place with how powerful the new operatives are.

>>533523817

That and arguably they made NS worse because we get 6 weeks of the same bosses now with like Pi, Watcher and Njall. It's a big pain. Need real content.

>>533523769
>April wasn't even a special month
It was a "big patch" with their own words, with double operatives and interactive scene.

I like the gameplay though? I don’t play snowbreak to get sweaty, I don’t think most people do.

>>533523984

Ah yes, who was the other girl...Only the most unpopular Snowbreak girl that they just had to address the elephant in the room.

>>533524206
She was gonna get a figure dude she was so popular.

>>533523817
I was talking about VO for every chapter since january, actually good mini-games like PvZ or Fritokart, new animations for operatives tab, also how good story levels look like - stuff like that. Idc about powercreep in snobble because it doesnt matter for me since I spend my money only on skins.

fishing hours?

>>533524087
>Press 1 button
>Win
Phew... that was some good gameplay. I almost got sweaty.

>>533524494
Does that apply to any character? Maybe tempest in mobbing content

If you take your age, subtract 5, and then add 5, the remaining number is the same as your age!

>>533525091
>Katya ult
>Neraida E
>Nita ult+E
>Enya anything
>Chen E+ult

>>533525301
Smartchel

>>533525301
woah wtf

>>533525429
>Katya ult
I'll give you that for mobbing. Lyfe and Frit too
>Nerida E
Sucks vs armor
>Rest
More than one button

Eatchel is the smartest one talking about numbers itt right now

>>533524494
Yes, as it should be.

the week is over

>>533524494
cuz you are playing it the wrong way
try doing solo containment protocol (not a boss stage cuz its easy) on hard with Bubu

>>533527419
Yao, it’s still work hours…

>>533527419
Time to nap!

>>533527562
Do you not use turrets or something?

>>533527419
your shift's not over though, three more hours

>>533527882
no, I use healing bottles and two attacks skills...

summer interactives soon

Hugging Caroline in front of my wives!

Smooching Tau in front of my wives!

>>533529510
On one hand it should go to a girl with no interactives
On the other I really want Lyfe/Fenny bikini

I really want Bubu and Siris interactives

>>533529787
it's going to the kot

kot and fish interactives

>>533529510
Perfect time to release the Nita pirate skin.

>>533530017
If bubu gets a swimsuit I hope it’s a cute one with frills, but being bubu her tits should barely fit in the thing

Punching Marian to the face!

Abusing Bubu!

>>533529510
>new Siris with an interactive
>swimsuits for Vidya and Tess
seaslug pls...

>>533531087
>Swimsuit for 2 supports
Yeah, not happening.

>>533530875

>>533531384
When did she learn how to beat me at card games...

Adjutant, you've been "training" against the Pi and Lament simulations for two hours now. You have other things to do today, you know.

>>533533301
Why are you running?

>>533533454
Can I do you?

If Sapphire is a genuine girl failure, I might fall for her

>>533533454
Yes, I also have to "train" against the Civilization Guardians.

Sapphire running to me for help

Who'll be the first to get pregnant?

>>533535380
>Implying the elf isn't

Enya

Yogurt

I heard that Sapphire wants to try stand-up comedy. Hopefully she doesn't choke on stage.

Haru please...

I'm going insane...

I've noticed that I started to appeaciate Yogurt more since Edda grew up.

>>533535776
How could she ever hope to match your breathless comedy?

>>533529510
Can't wait for Katya's new summer skin and interaction

>>533538428
>still seething to this day

mechabreak will drain all our katya gains

Fenny feet

>>533539315
lack of sales of Mechabreak skins might be the origin story of Snowbreak's premium skin banners.

>>533539783
mumu would never

fishing hours are still going on

>>533539690
himuro-rogue is a blessing

>>533539315
Add Katyamech to Mechabreak so she can save another game.

>>533540490
No no no why do I find her cute... Why am I warming up to her... She's a VILLAIN

>>533540207
He's a dedicated yellow lover

ADJUTANT!

>>533540672
why is she a villain?

HELP

>>533541172

So I just got to builder island and how exactly do I lose? Every time I click I get like a billion dollars and doesn't look like it has a limit.

>>533542230
you can't lose

>>533542230
Only thing you lose is time if you're not efficient

Wait so it's just a fake game? I think Acacia is a fraud dev...

>>533542230
stop stealing my posts you stupid baiter

>>533542589
she just wanted to spend time with you

>>533542589
Are you slandering the developer of the critically acclaimed game Starmaster?

I was a bit burned out by the Vidya patch, so I took a break and am enjoying the game again. Tess is such a cutie!

>>533544386
Fenny is a woman of many talents

>>533544715
Winning the Valkyrie Games is not one of them.

Game development is hard work, you know. Acacia is always busy with something. You know what's not hard work? Just sitting there drooling and waiting for ideas to come up, or staring at a pencil while saying "nya" over and over. Everyone should just lay off Acacia's back and let her work.

Vidya writes the greatest scripts

>>533545327
Somehow I'm still astounded she writes her self-inserts as shameless Mary Sues.
But I shouldn't be.

The drool pools into great ideas.

>>533544386
holy shit, fennyball

>>533522010

for archival's sake if voicemail / voice mail bricked or does not play, reinstalling works.

>>533546470
No. More. Balls.

Adjutant who had it enough

Bubu's soft, fat bubus in my face

Frit, go clean up the frags. No more relaxing

>>533544386
Now make more wifeballs

>>533548221
nyo

I know you guys don't play the game but the game keep improving

>>533548854
true

>>533548854
I don't really care about the transition animations on the operative upgrade screen.

I want ramen now

sleeping on Tess' lap

>>533551730
I should record these scenes

Blobs?

Play star master

>>533553889
no blobs here

>>533554048
Should we call them Rounds like the Chinese do?

People missed out on this forever...

>>533554972
I used Lyfe with this skin yesterday.

Somehow I'm skeptical

>>533522961
Yeah... Don't kill me, but I'm playing both Snobble and GFL2, and the latter is such a fucking chore compared to the former. There's like a billion little things you need to do to max out currency per week. We have it extremely good here.

>>533554972
I got it. Unfortunately Wild Hunt doesn't see much use, but perhaps with Tess she's usable again?

>>533555128
but I can't get it anymore

>>533555198

>>533554306
No, blobs are a very specific thing, and the term originates from outside of here.
It'd be like trying to rename yukkuris.

>>533555404
If you follow the reply chain you can see how it's relevant. But I understand the taboo.

>>533555558
what does a 50% blob look like

>>533555674
I'd assume a gyate.
I don't think Snobble has one of those yet.

>>533555803
does this count?

>>533555979
Close enough!

this is one

>>533556294
>tfw the devs didn't cave to my bribe of a Yao Blob

>>533554972
Nobody is safe when thug lyfe is on the hunt

the final battlefield sigma stages are up, btw

>>533557330
OG Njall Ball is the real MVP

>>533557540
>>533551576

>>533555198

It's cool, but yeah there are so many pro-player things in this game I could never tolerate otherwise.

>>533555404
I care

I want to insert a blob in snobble, make them canon...

>>533558986
>a soccer match on 4chan impacting the main game
Interesting maneuver.

Bubu is cute. Cute!

>>533558986
they have used the memes before

>>533559228
Didn't the Cherno Tom & Jerry image predate the bar being added?

>>533558986
box it and ship it, misena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSiCcpA0mg

>>533559437
it did

>>533557540
Gatling gun buffed with aptitude is amazing. Maybe after I finish farming the marks I will optimize the build

>>533559437
Tom & Jerry have a surprisingly big amount of general memes in the chink net

>>533559228
I'm 100% convinced the adjutant avatar they added is a reference to this drawfag image made a year ago. It feels way too close. There might be a few other things this thread has influenced being added to this game but its hard to prove. But the thing is stuff here gets posted in Misena videos, CN forums, Korean forums etc. So anything made here can just spread across the snobbleverse

>>533559825
having no dialogue means it can be broadcasted everywhere as is or with minimal changes
they most likely grew up watching it too

>>533559773
I'm convinced Rhapsody, Phantasia and Little Sunshine is the best PL team in general
Agave, Jade Arc and Tempest are also ridiculous, but without their individual buffs they suffer in the apex trial; the aptitude team doesn't care about their missing buffs

>>533561436
kek

>>533559982
Its time to meme some light camel toe into the game

>>533561776
The petite women need outfits like this, it's true.

>>533561982
Fucking Koikatsu pavlov'd me into being irremediably aroused whenever I see something made in it

>>533562808
>last skin had her wearing pasties under a drape top
How will they top it?
Bodysuits? Detachable chestplate with pasties under it? Nanodye bodypaint?

>>533561681
This is so fun

>Para Lab
>finally, have a finely tuned minigun Katya to field
>turn on dmg numbers, cause seeing big numbers make e-penor big e-penor
>it's absolute fucking chaos, can't see a shit with colored flying digits everywhere
>can't even aim properly
OK, that was a mistake...

>>533559982
>There might be a few other things this thread has influenced being added to this game but its hard to prove
There have been many, but I don't particularly care to illustrate the links
Seaslug appreciates us and we appreciate them, simple as

>>533554306
I thought they called them big heads?

You look like you could use a hug

Lyfe, Sapphire wants a hug.

Lyfe doesn't deserve hugs

Sapphire's ass on my face

I see you

>>533564982
I've also seen Wides

>>533561776
Cute. CUTE!! I really hope she's next!

Yep, I'm going back to the corn fields

>>533567291
nani

>>533567291
All I see are Yao's Yaos

You're trapped now.

>>533567291
...beetles?

>>533568186
Cutechel

>>533569215
it didn't translate properly

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1gu8ozBEyu/

Congratulations on another successful Jotun Tunnel expedition, Adjutant.
You will now have sex with the girls that accompanied you. Good luck.

*splurt*
*Splurt*
*Spluuuuuuurt*
T-Tau...

>>533570337
I always do

>>533570114
I swear I see these more for Cherno than anyone else

Giving Tau a surprise hug from behind!

>>533570337
>Enya on both teams
uhhh

>>533571189

>>533572471
3D model when?

>>533572471
All I want is a smile

>>533572058
get in the cabin

>>533570337
>Nerida and Katya
I won

>>533572883

>>533573180
is Katya yehrussian?

>>533573641
I used to think so, but apparently she's just from Holme? Katya just sounds like such a russian name.

>>533570337
>Enya Enya and Enya

Be kind to our new gremlin

I'm a bit endeared to Sapphire now, but I need her to be bullied more so I can see her in cute distress.

Here's someone who deserve some bullying

You will never make a good game, nya

hug and fug Sapphire
punch every other Edda

Hug all Eddas

>>533572632

Smush all Eddas together to create Super Edda

When are we getting a dual shot shotgun snobbles?

Sapphire doesn't like evil

this conquest mark shit is still an insane grind that I won't do
30 marks and I'm out

Horten...

How did Sapphire go from being a villain, to being one of our most beloved snobbles?

>>533579682
You don't have to finish it this patch bro

>>533580019
Ai hands typed these letters

>>533574546
Love Sapphire. Compliment Sapphire. Give Sapphire a round of applause. Bake Sapphire a delicious cake. High-five a happy Sapphire. Hug a tired Sapphire. Donate to Sapphire’s favorite charity. Cheer for Sapphire’s success. Write Sapphire a heartfelt letter. Surprise Sapphire with a thoughtful gift. Help Sapphire move into a new home. Water Sapphire’s plants. Give Sapphire a puppy. Cook Sapphire a gourmet meal. Send Sapphire on a relaxing vacation. Wrap Sapphire in a warm blanket. Buy Sapphire ice cream on a hot day. Celebrate Sapphire’s achievements. Teach Sapphire a new skill. Encourage Sapphire’s dreams. Protect Sapphire from negativity. Make Sapphire laugh. Dance with Sapphire in the rain. Support Sapphire’s small business. Tell Sapphire they are valued. Sing a song for Sapphire. Inspire Sapphire with kind words. Share a sunset with Sapphire. Lift Sapphire up. Be the best brother and lover Sapphire could ever ask for. Edda who?

>>533580462
I'M NOT AN AI ANYMORE!

>>533580019
She's not beloved till I see her unit showcase

>>533581324
A fake who copies well enough to be mistaken as truthful is still a fake.

Sapphire won

Stay mad Lyfe. The moment you try to grab my neck I'll call the Adjutant, after all my neck is only for him

When's Snowbrawl: Fighting Zone

>>533582812
RIGHT NOW

>>533583716
I swear Vidya just standing there is always the funniest thing

>>533583716
Nice

>>533583906

>>533584665
She's just standing there...MENACINGLY

>>533578573

Sapphire thinks she really got smooshed...

>>533585134
Dork

>>533585063

Are any of the bombs worth using over heavy bombardment?

Another villainess turned wife, huh...

>>533586647
Wide and Cluster bombard are good too.

>>533586968
I do like cluster. I only stopped using it because of the one map with the bridges. Haven't tried wide

They kinda fumbled by not making Nita skin available for this anni especially since she will be free for newcomers and keep going viral every few weeks.
I myself started during first anni after seeing Wyfe and Fenny interactives and stayed since after realizing that 198 Digicash was the exact amount to get the Skin,Interactive and a monthly pass with no leftovers to induce fomo

>>533586647
Depends on who you want to drop them...

>>533587350
iirc this is the second time the same webm got viral and both were after her skin was gone, baka seaslug paying them to use the wrong webms.

Underwater escort mission Ruska elf soon

sapphire baka

So after some quick testing, looks like fire bomb does comparable damage if the dot can finish

>>533584665

*Menacing aura*

*Drooling aura*

>>533589442

Everyone get out! She's gonna flood the whole parlor!

>

Be nice

>>533590667
I am nice to my new wife

Good thing Sapphire is a bratty daughter and not a wife yet

Bratty daugtherwife...

Bros if the preview isn't Sapphire I might not recover...

my brain says Sapphire is the most likely new character
my heart still hopes for Lizzie

I don't think they will make sapphire the next new unit

Luna next

If its an epilogue for this arc I think its Sapphire or Eatchel
If its not then it could be anyone

>>533591780
I don't even know when these trailers are.

>>533593458
Week before patch ends

>>533594112
so, the 13th or 14th?

>>533596683
Yep

>>533598480
...yes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbSMMYlUjIA

https://x.com/SnowbreakEN/status/1951493159848149350

After careful concideration I have deduced that Vidya is EXTREMELY cute

lol, snowbroke isn't even in top 50 of sensor tower, you are going eos around september.

late night fishing

I feel like this eos date keeps moving

>>533608643
Let me join!

>>533611194
No.

Miss Katya is just as scary as Lyfe...

>>533603230
cute song

>Edda loses to Yogurt
>Edda loses to Sapphire
Kekda stocks are way down, should we buy the dip?

So, did we get any selectors for anniversary yet? or is it chernover for me?

>>533617038
we did

check your mail or storage

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1uFhpz6EZS/
time to learn

Bubu received this information through divination
new Siris
new character
new Fenny

Bubu's divination is infallible
But Bubu didn't say they would be next
only that there would be new ones
eventually

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XehpzjE47/

Bubus

>>533618017
Why was Seaslug so insistent on turning her even more blue with every single new exosuit, when she was never supposed to be blue? If I was schizophrenic, I would think they did it just to spite me.

>>533576274
nya...

who's responsible for this?

>>533632582
mario kart world trailer was also released after frit kart came out

>>533632582
Eatchel, probably

>>533627170
New leaf, new color
Plus, she's a frost Operative, hence the blue make (kind of) sense
I still like to see her in VERY tight glossy red exosuit

>>533632582
>Kill PopCap
>Make a living out of milking it's corpse
Bravo EA

>>533634231
>>Make a living out of milking it's corpse
>Bravo EA
Well, it's a game about zombies, isn't it?

>>533635701
>puting inside her
Bruh, you remember that she's a Synthetic, right?

the giraffe is on her way

>>533636124
What's the point if she looks normal

>>533635701
my pelvis...

>>533636124
>you remember that she's a Synthetic, right?
Yeah, so?

>>533635701
>inb4 the toaster gets pregnant before the first 6 wives

>>533636124
We don't even know what a synthetic person means in snobble. She might be sythetic in a way like a homunculus so she's a "human" with actual human parts made by a scientist, or a prosthetic like Caroline, or an actual android/cyborg.

>>533637264
Caroline has been with us the longest. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>533637362
>Chinese gacha has robot girl
>She looks just like any other human
Stop doing this shit

you wouldn't fuck a civilization guardian

>>533638632
you're right

I got a Cherno random event today.
but it was the basedmilk one

cute cherno

Sapphire should have long twin tails

I saw this cute image on /v/. She almost looks like Nita.

>>533640497
If only our Nita was that dark

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ZPhWzdEKc/
bubu is cute

>>533643395
is Sapphire included in the menu?

>>533644395
She costs 4 jillion hugpoints

a small price to pay

Preview when?

>>533645104
in 10 days

>>533640392
You wouldn't, right?
...Right?

I think I miss my Wyfe

>>533645760
Would, will, have

Her name is

Katya

Adjutant, don't tell me you forgot the name of our contact?

Sapphire game

apples are good for your health

Sapphire has been getting too cocky lately

>>533653396
Redda, please...

I'm thinking Bubu

Wake up adjutant! Sapphire is nor real! It was all in the Spindle System!

>>533654324
What kind of name is Bu-bu anyway? It sounds like a baby noise

>>533654324
but is Bubu thinking?

>Thinking?

Bubu thinks! She thinks about... things that you think, you know?

>>533655116
very cute kind

Bobo cute

tutoring Tess in her room

>>533436193 (OP)
>went from hardended psychotic mercenary to this
is this the power of titagen?

>"you're pretty cool Eatchel. Don't come to the Oval Hall tomorrow"

>>533661976
I can't focus...

New player.

Between Elite Recruit and Manifestation Letter, who are considered the top freebies?

Snobble Smartness Scale
>Genius
Frito
Siris
Mauxir
>Smart
Vidya
Nerida
Fenny
Marian
Chen
>Average
Haru
Enya
Wyfe
Katya
Cherno
>Dumb
Nita
Bubu
>High School Drop Out
Tess
Eatchel
I don't know where to place Yao and Acacia.

>>533664459
Who cares how smart they are? I want to see a schizo scale. I wanna see how retarded my girls are.

>>533664459
Is it fair to call Eatchel high school dropout when she never had the chance to go to school at all?

>>533663546
get Fenny from elite recruit and Wyfe from the letter

>>533663546
Elite recruit is Fenny, but you can choose your fav here
Letter safe choices are:
Starshine for ballistic support(Works well with the other Fenny too)
Riptide for skill support
Eatchel for healing
Lyfe IS for ballistic damage
Dawnwing for skill damage

>>533664459
Acacia coded her own game so she's at least smart, but I wouldn't call her average
Yao is probably average

>>533665381
>but I wouldn't call her average
*but I wouldn't call her genius
Don't mind me, Bubu tier over here

>>533664459
bad list

>>533664459
Yao is Gigabrain Ultragenius

>>533664459
Lyfe is a meathead bro, she's down there with Nita.
And Chen is smarter than Fenny or Vidya, come on now.

>>533664654
>Actual Schizo
Cherno
>Autistic
Lyfe
Haru
Mauxir
>Hypersexual Disorder
Katya
Enya
>Mental Issues
Chen
Siris
>Retarded
Eatchel
Nita
Bubu
>Normal
Fenny
Marian
Nerida
Acacia
Yao

>>533664459
I would file Katya under Average, but Klein under Dumb.

Let's be fair here, every girl but Nita and Yao have some kind of mental problems

>>533665725
>Chen is smarter than Fenny or Vidya
Is she though? Having a more strategic mindset doesn't mean that she is smarter, and I wouldn't say she fits into the genius category with the scientist.

>>533664459
Eatchel is the smartest, because she only believes in reliable sources, like her gut instincts and intuition. None of this scientific nonsense.

>>533666626
Nita has a gambling addiction, if her stock ticker furniture is anything to go by.

>>533667009
She has perfect recall and worked as commander when the board was still turning tricks, you can argue about her social skills but she is smart.

>>533667262
I forgot about that, guess Yao is the only normal one

>New PvZ has a vs mode
>An anon mentioned before that Garden Mayhem 2 should have Sapphire control the changed vs Eatchel's garden
Did this ojisan predict the future?

I want to milk mauxir like a cow and massage her breasts to grow to p-cup size at least (just like I did with cherno here)

Mooxir was revealed to me in a dream

>>533670042
>Jackal Cat Cow
We're making chimeras now

I will quit the game if they turn the cat into a cow

>>533671392
what if she stays the same size but wears a cow bikini and says moo, nya

>>533672557
Frit years for tiddie.

>>533667936
based Adjutant, tits should be at least as big as woman's head or even bigger

Sex with an electric kettle?

>>533676528

Bikini season's almost here

this fucker refuses to drop a medal
it's the only one I'm missing, and then I'll have at least one of each enemy

>>533628525
kek

>>533628525
Unsubbed
Unfollowed
Blocked
Reported

>>533628525
Bububros, she's next.

First Chen was bumping, now she's blocking.

>>533664459
Fake list, Bubu is pretty smart, she has done a lot of smart thing in her life.

I just want to sleep today

You guys are my friends :)

>>533683441
Same, but I have to finish these errands

>>533683879
You are my enemy

I have no enemies

this patch went by fast

>>533683879
:D

finally got the new outfit

>>533690289
nice

>>533690616
Smart kot

>1 AM, sleeping soundly
>light noise wakes you up
>sit up, wait for a bit
>silence
>"Huh, guess it was nothing."
>try to go back to sleep
>hear louder noises
>"What?"
>wait a bit
>coming from the ceiling
>"... I'm stuck, nya..."

>>533691280

>>533691280
>"Hey, bro. I brought the bug-killer spray."

your cuddle quota with Mauxir has to be met, nya

>>533694020
And if I don't?

remember, no veggies

>>533694296
the kot kidnaps you

I will NOT get in the box

>>533695429
What if I kidnap her first? what is she going to to then, huh?

>>533696526
remote control Kebechet to mummy bind you
nyo escape

>>533696281
my naizuri wife

>>533694718
veggies are now included in every meal