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>>533183469Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
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โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
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https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
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https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
The weyyo with the tinted shades
>533440719
Go back to your gaycord
now where has it been
i mean the good old [woomy!] days
I miss woomy with the tinted shades
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wimy
I'm still waiting on my yebby delivery.
Russian calliefag is still posting here?
>>533441637Woomy!
>>533442130Its perfect Judd really is Garfield
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>>533442416we are fresh out of yebbies
no wait we are out of fresh yebbies
>>533442824Damn, do you guys know when the fresh ones will arrive?
Also, please don't share pics of my face without my consent.
>>533449674this is a brown general
>>533449674Gotta appeal to every audience.
>>533449674Because she's cuter and sexier that way.
how will you nerf pain brush
>>533451696why would you nerf painbrush, it's shit
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>533451696by releasing more kits, the more weapons that are released the lower it goes down on the list
>>533452276I can't right now, come back in 2 hours
>>533452258its imbalanced
>>533452590I loved grooming cute boys on amongus when I played, fun game
>>533451696How's life at 1800 power?
>>533441787My S2 gear doesnโt work with twinkle dualies
>>533455573Yeah, the colors don't fit the outfit colors.
>>533455573Your right it don't time to use other colors of the same gear
>>533453517You will never know my struggle.
can the next sr rot start already
i like boat but i like green rotations more
I haven't played salmon run in 2 months.
>>533457945The boat sucks.
The boat with Hydra sucks times ten.
I saw someone drew my woomy. Thank you.
>>533460034i like challenging rotations
I was raped by an octoling and they said no one would believe me because they're a privileged class...
>>533463107Inkling society must atone for the 6 gorillion dead
>spectate player in match i lost in
>get mad at seeing how their no risk passive campy gameplay rewards them
>>533464256maybe you playing aggro all the time is what you should get mad at, though i cant be sure since i havent seen the footage nor do i care particularly
>>533455573>her /ink/ outfit isn't viable for every weapon
>>533455573>all black/white fit*yawn*
>>533464714>max QRwow so hard
>>533455573why are all your gears black is it because you like to get blacked irl kek
>>533464440nah i definitely made stupid plays i just wasnt expecting them to be that passive. literally wait in ink and pray even when they were in the lead. 3 players pushing mean while hes sitting in the back in team ink.
>>533452482ok what about now
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>533467454Yebby when he uses splashdown
>>533449924No it's definitely not.
>>533466047>>533467454Get help you disgusting fetishists
>>533477194you get me help moving my massive body
so was this drawn for the thread or was it just weirdly coincidental art
i see london i see france i see woomy's underpants
>>533484330>weird filename>schizo was used which would be career ending suicide on any other siteit's probably for the thread. there's a lot of good artists on /vg/ in general.
>>533484330pretty good drawing all things considered
>>533484330Thought the interaction was silly and cute, so I doodled something for it.
ggs salmon very nice rounds
GGGGGGGGs booyah yebby and not-many-booyah weyyer, thanks a lot for the king kills, this rot is fun.
Take care!
GG's Boy and Boy! Fun rounds
>>533485735how did you know what my yebby looks like though
>>533484330What's the context to this?
>"the direct was so bad guys!"
>classic plants vs zombies announced
Never trusting ink again especially when splatfest tourist won't shut the fuck up about raiders
woomys and veemos should wear only their panties in matches
>>533486581nice bulge on that woom
>>533486647I think you are delusional
>>533486647She just has a puffy vuvuzela anon
>>533486439I liked half the games announcements
bulge
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>>533486439I didn't think it was bad. It just very obviously wasn't what the "leakers" were saying.
at least we saw silksong right
https://x.com/OPOP630/status/1951174241682133193
>>533485526shouldn't that be "she" in the last paragraph?
she probably was a roller main so it's understandable he wants to break up
>>533489884>nips stealing our memes yet will complain when some black man is set in a feudal japanese game.
>>533490675Similar to achts treehouse translations
>>533490912I'd complain too if my culture got turned into ubislop
>>533490912desu we did steal splatoon
I really want Nintendo to port Splatoon 1 to the Switch 2 eshop. They could easily do it, but won't.
>>533490912>shitpost is the same as a triple a title that cost 100 million to make
>>533491857>splitting the playerbase between 3 games available at the same time>when one game already has problems from playerbase splitting between three and a half separate ranked queuesdummy
>>533491857i don't think it would be that easy and nintendo isn't known to do things half-assed
>>533493365Splatoon 1 only had 2 main online modes, so queues breaking up the small active player base aren't that big of an issue.
>>533493794Now that I think about it, they would have to patch the game, so the gamepad stuff shows up on screen and also rebalance a few weapons. Probably too much to ask from them.
>people are so tech illiterate they can't set up cemu
why would anyone want to play 1 over 2 though
>grim range blaster never again
fuck assblast, bitch nigga weapon
>>533496138better times. i hate switch era fans
>>533497565Isn't the main issue that the first game had better hit reg or whatever
>>533496138remove qr, damage and defense up, and it's super fun because despite stupidly powerful specials, mains are still kings
2 and 3 are special spam simulators
>>533486234my yebby has no friends
artist disagrees
>>533498124Don't you call everyone your best friend?
>>533498684there are yebbies
and there are those who call upon them
know the difference
My yebby just said he's a trucel
>>533498684That's another person
>>533489185Except Nate said it was gonna be third party focused and also didn't even leak any one specific game for the direct.
>>533489281Hahahahaha
You're funny
guys remember that August 1 is Callie Day
CA1lugust 1e Day
>>533510368>missile pencildo not.
turning /ink/ers into tumblr sexymen
>>533510368>>533510536>so many inconsequential, objectively suboptimal or outclassed on release kits>but then also missile pencil, torpedo explosher and burst wellstringno bias here at all, no sire
>>533510368>Douser Dualies FF ARSONlol
>>533512568bedbreaking sex with this veemo
bonebreaking sex with frye (she breaks my bones)
>>533511275Aerospray weyyo is already is a sexyman
>Switch 1 consoles are going up in price in the US because of tariffs
Remember to say thank you /ink/!
>>533515613For real? Wow.
when you come to it
and you can't come through it
and you can't knock it down
you know what you've found
the [woomy!]
the [woomy!]
the [woomy!]
no man on earth can make it fall!
>>533510368>splashdown Oh my god please no
>>533515121I didn't vote for that pedophile tho
>>533515121Is inkopolis great yet? release the cuttlefish files.
>>533528787there are still ocks coming out of the sewers so no
Release the Flexlion files.
>actually guessed the password right
lol
>failed 8 salmon runs in a row
hooray for random weapon rotations
>>533532086gg it's my credit card pin code
>>533534180w2 give me a sec
>>533534180>>533534315ok im ready. pls send invite
>>533515613nanny state innit
>>533515121>somehow Switch 2 console prices stay the sameImagine falling for the "le market conditions" grift
You fuckin chump
>>533541064She could lose some weight.
>>533541731>retard doesn't get that they're purposefully keeping the switch 2 prices down by letting their other stuff eat the costs/ink/'s brightest at work.
>>533541064A goblin could fix me.
>>533541731>picrelfitting for you, fucking dumbass
>>533541949Yes, that's part of the grift you dumbshit
/ink/s brightest poster award
>>533543095Brilliant post anon, mind explaining to the class why you took such offense?
>>533544157what the frick there's a swear in that post, you better have reported that
>>533544823we have 2 spots open
we wave 1
>>533544881oben for me, im on my way
driving in my truck
right after a [woomy!]
hey that bump
is shaped like a [woomy!]
ok im back sorry for the wait
>>533545553
o well ggs fhs we did it anyways
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>533515613No way, I can't believe this!
>>533552028lel same thing happened to me a while back
https://x.com/MKDtriangle/status/1941773340907381129
>>533556361I love smollusk.
>>533486439no woomy no buy
There once was a squid named Miss Callie,
Whose dances would dazzle the alley
With a swing of her hips
And some sassy wise quips
Sheโd outshine her cousin in rally
That Marieโs a lush clutching a bottle
Her moodโs sour, her steps start to wobble
Sheโs bitter and slow
With nowhere to go
Lost deep in her own drunken throttle
>>533566748She doesnt look happy. Maybe if she did the mutsuki dance instead.
>>533549975Her pee tastes like lemon and lime
>>533575028Wait a minute that artist
>>533575028first time seeing a clothed version of this
>>533562942Why does that background setting look familiar
sorry this took so long, stuff happened but not my blog.
https://files.catbox.moe/vapss3.png
>>>/aco/8927751
>>533576706It's from el chavo
>>533577438sex with this woomy
>>533577592Knew i recognized that barrel
panko
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>>533578765have a cute woomy and turf.
>>533579560>racist AND sexist:(
>>533580023i usually draw one (1) veemo in october, but i didn't last year.
yebweyys deserve nothing, ESPECIALLY weyyos
>>533580468can you draw a choco woomy/veemo/both
>>533580539i do choco woomies, just haven't seen any lately when i felt like drawing.
>>533582389I've never see it.
>playing sr with gf
>really want to win a triumvirate
>get 4 bosses
>all 4 high tide
rage fills me
>>533583958untrue I'm not a loser
>>533582389Still looking?
>>533582389i can join if you are still fishing
>>533584259>>533584372Okay opening woom in a moment.
>>533584412ready whenever you open
anyone wanna play some open?
>>533585697How can they be milkers if they arent mammals?
>>533586194I don't know, how can they?
>>533586580no no, he can stay
WHY DOES PANIC AND RAINY GET ART INSTEAD OF ME
>>533587294Your woomy ST/ink/S!
>>533588737gggggggsssssssssssssss
sg is still as shit as i remember
GGGGGGGGGGGs mute woomers and good yebby, booyah more or else your cephs will become smarter.
Thanks a lot for playing! Take care.
>>533587294This
>>533587335and you need money
I wish theyโd make my girl playable in the next Smash
>>533589253shiver and frye would make for better characters
>sword>bow>cool eel and shark powersand then you have big man as the shield.
>>533589253Me, I hope she gets to be a DLC for Mario Kart. I have the need to BTFO and bully my friends as Callie in Mario Kart. No mercy in any sense of the meaning, lmao.
>>533589253I think you should be able to have sex with Her in the next Smash
>>533589253I want Callie to smash me.
All this talk of Callie reminds me... I've been secretly working on-and-off in possibly plunking Callie into Skyrim as a playable character somehow. It hasn't been easy, but I'm sure I'll get it done one of these days.
>>533589343why are the yebby and the weyy staring at each other like that?
>>533589253Callie and Marie tag team
Pearl but Marina is the final smash
Shiver is playable but not fyre or big man.
>>533589689If any of the idols were made playable Iโd be surprised if it wasnโt Callie and Marie. Theyโre already ATs and Mii Costumes
>>533590843they wouldn't make for interesting playstyles
>>533590721gay
None of the idols would make for good characters, that's my "hot take."
I'd rather them just add Octoling as a heavier variant of Inkling, and update movesets to add more recent weapons, instead of just being Splat1 stuff.
>>533589253I do want the idols to be playable, but I'm 100% certain they'll just add the agents and that'll be it.
>>533590341post screenshots
>Squid Sisters
would be fine
>Off the Hook
objectively the lamest option
>Deep Cut
objectively the most interesting option
>>533591175>>533591671I really wouldnโt be surprised if Splatoon gets two new reps next game. That series is huge in Japan. Octoling(Echo) + and idol group similar to getting Dark Pit and Palutena in Smash 4.
>>533591901So far, I managed to get it plunked into Blender, mostly to resize it to be more akin to human-sized, then I'll use the Skyrim Creator Toolkit thing, and if things hopefully go off without any road bumps or problems, it'll be ready. Yes, I know it's the off-model one, but it's basically a test run for adding an on-model version afterwards.
They're never putting an idol group because they know people would chimp out if their idols didn't make it in.
>>533592706now give her huge child birthing hips
is fantasy hosting this weekend?
>>533593208...Fuck it, why not? :P
>>533592706When you do a more on-model one, make her inkling-size. Also when she talks, be sure to add the in-game voice mumble. Also also give her proficiency in heavy weaponry
>>533592706Off model won't look so out of place with regular humans. I kinda want to see what official model would look like next this one.
>>533593436Hrm... Seems like a daunting task, but I like the challenge.
>>533594043Will try this.
>>533587924>nippleEnjoy your vacation bozo
So no one wants to fish then? alright then...
>>533599279Ask BB he's online
>>533599543Jannies will decide if this is SFW
>>533592706>>533593208Make her actually skinny and a healthy weight faggot
>>533600205Skinny isn't "healthy weight"
>>533592373I know Splatoon is super popular, but Nintendo's focus with Smash is more about adding third party character gimmicks and there's little chance the new Smash roster will be as expansive as SMU's. Maybe we get a few Splatoon echo fighters or DLCs, but it's hard to expect anything beyond the basic box art inklings. Idols will just be trophies again and Agent 3 is the designated main fighter of the series.
>>533600439>>533600205We don't know inkling weights either. For all we know they could be like a Wailord and be mostly full of air.
Fat veemo died of a heart attack
>>533601018She's fine, veemos have multiple hearts
>>533598258BOO! Did I scare you?
which kpop song are you listening to while playing green rotation
I don't listen to music while playing, and I don't play salmon run.
>>533601854new miku and ใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌใฌ songs
>>533602572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUgKH8c7p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgLNfVougpI
>>533597794Agent 4 > Agent 3
>>533602572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czizBiAhHiI
>>533600439>Skinny isnt healthy>Implying overweight is healthyKill yourself fatfag
>>533601007Theyโre four foot nothing and run around all day, they weigh about as much as two gallons of water
>>533601018Good, kill all fatties and fatfags, fuck all of them
>>533604403DEI mandate please understand
10 gallons of water was used to make this sexy inkling.
>>533604924How much did she pee
>>533604924how much cum tho
>>533603987>Implying birthing hips is always equal to fatfagHow retarded and delusional are you? Not all characters and such are fucking fatfags if they have a bit more of a curvy body, motherfucker.
>>533604924wow good job you wasted water that couldโve gone to people who needed it but you wanted an ugly ai image
>>533604924Pretty sure I could have just found one of the images the computer used to generate it and saved you time, effort, and precious freshwater.
>>533606030>th-they have a bit more of a c-curvy bodyThe cope is unreal,
>>533593208 is literally too wide, they should be slimmer to be properly proportioned, and maybe then sheโd be "curvy" instead of grossly exaggerated
>>533609432>Too wide>Yet no fatfag belly on CallieYou need your eyesight checked, faggot. She's nowhere NEAR being in "fatfag" territory. I think the only giga-retard coping here is you.
>>533609561>implying all weight is stored in the midsectionYour concession has been accepted, gigatard, she may not be fatfag territory, but sheโs borderline. It starts with wide hips, and then itโs disgusting rolls. You give those fuckers an inch and theyโll take a mile
>>533609993pee is stored in the balls
>>533609993Again:
>A bit more of a curvy body =/= fatfag horseshit>Still coping this fucking hard>Not all curvy characters end up in your bullshit "disgusting rolls" schizobabble
very insightful splatoon lore, thank you anons
>>533610401Why are you defending so hard against this
>>533610903This but woomy https://youtu.be/xKH33Rqig3c
>>533611314This kid will drown.
>>533610839Why are you being so schizo about an idea I've had?
>>533611839no im watching them
lol we got us a fatschizo boys n girls
Not reading allat but it sounds like some retarded gooner babel
it's just some retard with a fat fetish
>>533618630I will never understand how living an unhealthy lifestyle gets people off.
>>533619147>doesnt have a particular fetish>"i dont get it"no shit retard its a fetish for a reason
>>533619147That's the thing with fetishes. Unless you have it, you won't understand it.
All this retarded arguing over a fucking Splatoon x Skyrim idea. Jesus, you fuckers need help.
Shouldn't you porn addicts be whackin it to the free gooner games gog gave out to le own the feminazis o algo instead of derailing this thread with skyrim porn mods
>>533620378>Assumes it's a fucking porn modWhat? Where in my post did I even *state* it was a goddamn "porn mod"? You need to learn how to fucking read.
>off model porn sfm porn slop
B-but it's not porn guys
>>533620598>Still absolutely seething to shitAgain, where in my post did I even *state* it was a porn mod? Lmao, touched a nerve, didn't I?
GUYS ITS NOT PORN I SWEAR. ME RIPPING THIS MODEL FROM SOME PORN SFM IS JUST A COINCIDENCE.
>>533620378Thanks for the heads up.
>>533621218its a decent model. if theres no lewds then its not porn. redmoa uses his 'porn' models and uploads the vids to youtube.
>>533621742Enjoy postal 2 anon
>>533639184>>533636087I really like this flopshredder.
>>533587924I hate jannies
>>533631821Post the pee version, it's so hot
>>533622372Woomy peeing on me like it's postal 2
>>533640587jannies are trannies
Splatoon 3: Massive Fest
Control VS Synthesis VS Destroy
Splatoon 3: Live Action Fest
Destroy VS Build VS Destroy
>>533643754All by Nono and he left to get the milk
>>533645764Many such cases, burn the coal pay the toll.
Single mother woomy with gross octosquid hybrid
sex with /ink/er woomies (non-consensual)
>>533646089>pointy noseGross
>>533646249woomy schizo is back
>>533613457boobs too big.
>>533646873too big. ywnbf (you will never be frye)
>>533647716you spin me right round [woomy!] right round
like a record [woomy!] right round round round
>>533647841No I donโt feel like it
>>533621218>Seething even harderStill not answering the question, lmao. Go be a whiny faggot at /pol/ if it fucking makes you seethe that much.
>>533622085Based, also someone finally gets it.
I don't have the willpower to play this game anymore. There's a good zones rotation in series and still don't feel like booting the game up.
>>533655291you will play the pb
you will play op weapons
you will play minemeat clam blitz
you will like it
>>533655291that's fuckawa's intention
splatoon players buy his expensive system and then don't buy anything except splatoon to play on it, he doesn't need customers like that anymore
same with mayo kart, disappoint the players and you'll see them try to justify their high dollar purchase by buying other software, or sell the console to someone who will buy more than just mayo kart
your loyalty is no longer required
>>533656268Do you even hear yourself
How does someone type shit like this and think "Oh yeah, this sounds hard as fuck"
Genuinely embarrassing
>>533656625every single console ever made makes profit from software sales
ergo, splatoon players are the lowest value trash customers that no business should want
>>533656268I didn't buy a Soitch 2. I'll wait for Splatoon 4 for that.
>>533657224Tick tock. The clock is ticking and stuff aren't getting cheaper.
>>533655291zones is the worst mode and the sooner people realize that the better
>>533657927Because tower "retarded paths and special gains" control and rain "get the lead once and stall for the rest of the match" maker are so much better. Clams is cool but unplayable with anything but a full premade.
>>533658239>stall>in splatoon "brute force EVERYTHING" 3funny joke
and rm is less about winning and more about not losing anyway, so both teams should stall until they drill an opening (and that's a good thing)
just play on maps where you can stall, like inkblot
odds slom
evens pb
zero keep napping
Odds PB evens something actually fun.
"communication error" KYS GRIZZ
tell me about the kid
why is he cool
when you die, you can open your map and you can see where all their beakons are to stop the infinite free superjumps.
>All gold
>I don't get bumped
Cool.
great another pb where the porn addict morm0n doesn't shut the fuck up bitching about every little thing
>watching all those mists get thrown
>enemy team just ignores it
very useful sub, definitely needed the duration nerf they gave it in s2
>>533666291There she is, looks good.
>>533668650he's not even here?
>>533669178Wasnโt talking about that one.
>>533669178>schizo is retardedAre you new here?
>>533668650Why don't you call out n*no for shitting up the thread instead
We all know he didn't leave, I bet he's the one reporting sexy woomy pictures out of spite. He's like that child in a playground that gets excluded from a group and wanna see it burn down clinching his teeth with his watery eyes and a snotty nose.
>>533665251I ended up not doing any of it just laying in bed and wondering if I'm making the right choice, and now I'm angry with myself
GOOOD SHIFTTSSSSSS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB but i gotta eat am tired
GOOOD SHIFTTSSS
regards gt
The one thing holding back /ink/ from being usable again is the refusal to move on.
>>533670451Splat3 is the latest game. There's nothing to move on to.
damn the handicap is real
fuck this i'm going back to tf2
>>533670841How about a better game?
>>533672664I only liked Cargo before they patched the spawn camping exploit.
