Summer Hottie Edition

>News
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Misc fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249654
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>Previous Thread
>>533321167

*sips*
yep, this is the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

sex with fempyro

PLAY SOME DUSTBOWL NOW

>>533497535
Hop on and pocket me

>>533497486
3rd post best post

>>533497535
>>533497590
I ship you two

Just informing everybody that with the last update cp_Fortezza has been completely bugged, it's impossible to play because the spawn doors won't open.
A fix is probably not being developed at the moment.

>>533497841
shipping real people is kinda weird

>>533498347
Seriously? Lol FFS

3 NIGAS
ON CART

rise for the flag

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>533497159 (OP)
>it will be another gooner fagime floyd thread
Abrams won. Deadlock won. TF2 lost.

>>533505347
>Abrams is voiced by Samoa Joe, a professional wrestler.
Deadlock uses VAs who are actually WWEslop "wrestlers" which is very cringe. I wonder when they're going to bring in Dwayne Johnson and John Cena to voice their next heroes.
Team Fortress 2 VAs are actually based.

Did Zesty win yet?

Newfag here, which heavy minigun is considered the best?

>>533508683
Tomislav is literally better at every range. Two heavies, one with stock and one with tomi, the Tomislav wins every time UNLESS you're up close AND the heavy with stock is pre-revved. Tomi is just better, its not even a contest.

>>533505347

yup nother cringe post from the guy that should be put in an early 1900's mental ward

Valve could have made eternaween enchanments be a bonus item when transmuting but they fucking didn't and now they are almost 70 cents on the community market for no reason.

Where's the MvM update, Eric?

>>533511447
coming

>>533500541
what a CRINGE image

>>533500541
what a BASED image

>>533511447
The blogpost literally says the deadline is the 27th of August, please be patient!

>>533514638
But I want the slop now...

>>533508683
I mean, if you like playing with training wheels and eating tub fulls of playdough, ya then the Tomislav is probably right up your alley.

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

Release. the. Empstein. List.

>>533516807

>>533516807
Neodement groomed a teen into trooning out

>this map is forever cursed to irrelevancy never to be played again because it was put in the "misc" section

>>533517731
or it's just a bad map

>>533517397
>the most prominent TF2 content creator
>has been a troon since at least 2014
The game was trans coded from the start.

>>533511364
>Don't have to see cancer hats unless its a full moon or h*llow**n
Common Valve W.

>>533500541
Definitely not going to allow that shit to be the next OP.

>>533516807
Every anime poster here would be on it.

is b4nny still the GOAT or is he a washed up 30+ year old jaded bum?

>>533500541
kino and next OP material, keep up the good work

>>533497159 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10

Thoughts on Otaku.TF?

>>533522091
I am constantly baffled as to how that server, or I guess game mode is so popular. It's like the worst version of zombie escape. Just why?

>play an class that isn't soldier/heavy
>sentries never go down

>>533524851
oh yeah, i forgot that demo is physically incapable of busting sentry nests

>>533521807
b4nny has never been all that good at TF2, he was carried by his teammates all the time and you can tell by his weary voice that he's a low-testosterone gamma-male.

>>533525051
i dunno
that clip of b4nny absolutely destroying a tranny faking his voice is fucking gold, even to this day

I hate pedophiles.

spy 'round here

>>533525272
Too bad he started apologizing profusely after misgendering xer. I'm pretty sure b4nny's political philosophy is identical to the cringe atheism of the 2010s.

I love shupos

>>533525616
TRVTHNVKE

>>533524937
i meant to type demo, my mind thought "should i put heavy in? no" as i meant to type demo and i typed heavy instead

>>533525706

Fine, I'll post my shupo.

>>533525272
this image provokes great lust in me.
also damn the frontier justice is satisfying

>>533508683
stock minigun, simple as.
t. played ton of heavy with stock mini back when tomislav was shit (2012-2014) and had just a mere 10% spinup time bonus and silent rev as the only upsides, we had to stick to stock back in the day and I never moved on.

>but its le accurate now!
shit unironically even after the 2015 tomislav buff stock's dps still feels better and the accuracy means jack shit, you straight up feel the higher dps when you hear all the hitsounds connecting with stock unlike the metaslave gun tomislav which you can feel the worsened DPS with the low pathetic rate of hitsounds connecting.

I also love melting cocky scouts that get in your face with stock, tomislav feels pitiful at that.

>>533516807
There is no Empstein list. It was made up by solarlight and uncledane, fabricated by the emporium.

/tf2g/ - (𒅄) Anime Child Porn General

who's the woman that appears as artwork when opening an MGE sv?

Have they still not fixed joining servers since the update? Connecting is way slower than it should be

>>533528929
haven't tried now but last night i got into a match in one of the new maps fairly quickly

>>533528929
Nope and it won’t get fixed until Eric gets a months supply of pink cookies

>>533527503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

Heavy should have a lawnmower as a primary weapon. It increases your movement speed while standing on grass textures and causes high damage (with bleed) if you manage to cut someone.

>>533525272
literally never happened
https://www.teamfortress.tv/1121/stream-highlights/?page=290#8696

"The clip in question is taken completely out of context. The person I was speaking to (frogtree) is someone I've dealt with before as a streamsniper/troll and who has had previous reports against them in TF2PL for smurfing/alting, so I was approaching the situation with a bit of a combative demeanor, hoping to discourage them from doing anything disruptive in the game. When I heard them speak and compared it to previous times I had heard them speak, it seemed suspiciously different, so I thought it was a sign that they were trying to hide their voice on purpose. Uncovering alts is something I do regularly as an admin, and I thought this was just another alt to investigate. I can see how it can be misunderstood, and I am sorry about how the confrontation went and the confusion that followed. The next game we played together on the same team with no issues whatsoever. If frogtree is someone that is transitioning I was completely unaware, but would not be bothered by that fact. I have played with countless people in a similar position and have never made it a topic of contention. Everyone knows I'm much more focused on the game itself than on the personal lives of the players. As far as people's identities go, I'm very live and let live.

Their attempts to smear me through out of context clips only serve to distract bystanders from their actual stances. I'm not one of your fellow bigots.

Witchhunts based on lies help no one."

>>533528929
Jill still hasn’t given the matchmaker a pep talk and some coffee

Name a better pairing

i miss the homo schizo already
too bad it was proven last thread he has a job

>>533531506
his name. john brick

>>533530801
I would prefer if you used your real voice

>>533508683
the reason stock is so much better is nobody has 100% tracking, so the times when your crosshair lands on an enemy (especially in close range) you get a lot more damage out in that second with stock than you can with tomi. but heavy is a dogshit class just play stock demo like a normal person

That's cute but a bit too homosex in da poopoo for my tastes

>>533532192
keep this le wholesome chungus shit on reddit

>>533528597
this one btw

>>533525051
no hes a great maincaller that knows how matches flow, but he's way too invested in this shit desu, probably why he's getting worse at the game. a break would probably help him.
https://youtu.be/SbkMA2SPM8U?t=196

it's a shame ethereal will never be able to face peak b4nny.

What is up with the phenomenon that TF2, unlike the other popular games, is filled with all sorts of sexuality related degenerates like furries, pedophiles, homosexuals, etc?

>>533533336
what other popular games? hero shooters and CS also have furries, pedos and homos

>>533533336
its because they realize how many kids this game attracts and how much easier it is to groom them on tf2 vs other games, its the same ones that put porn on their signs knowing full well every casual server is half full of children

>>533533336
other games have those too, you just can't tell because they lack the ability to tell you about it via text/voice chat, custom decals or custom avatars

Soldier airshot! Medic airshot! :D

>>533533049
b4nny gets completely crushed on bagel or any koth maps for that matter, he's a complete one trick pony and he's overrated.

>demoman players when they discover the q key

>>533505347
deadlock is three lane modernslop garbage doebeit

>>533538912
picture a soijak handing you a "replied to bait" award

>>533539464
and ill reply to you as well do NOT test me

>>533521097
holy trvke

>>533536747
>demoknighters when they see a clean path to the medic

>ironic shit posting is still shit posting
>this picture has nothing to do with tf2
>marketplace of ideas
>not tf2
>pedo dogwhistles
>TF2?
>how is this tf2 related?
>vermin
>obsessing over demofloyd posters
>what should the next OP image be?
>did zesty win yet?
>shupo posts
>ecchi anime girls
>fempyro posts

>>533541140
wow how did you get this picture of the floydschizo???

>>533541339
nta but i know the original sfm floyd creator, he's a 6'3 white dude lol

>>533541339
Slavs don't look like that.

>>533541891
Who is he? He's a legend.

>>533541140
LOL

>>533528929
Plus even when you do join a server nobody gets added and it slowly dies.

>>533543402
I think the matchmaker is curled up in a ball in the back, it might need some pep talk and coffee again.

>>533541891
too bad the shartoid ruined the model forever

>>533547350
no one cares honestly, if the creator doesn't why should you

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=trend&section=mtxitems
>workshop is filled with MvM missions
I just know Valve is going to completely fuck this up. There is going to be a lot of impossible waves because Valve won't do so much as look at the waves (let alone playtest it) before adding them into the game.

>>533547813
usually the problem is that custom missions are too easy because you need 6 people who aren't shitters to test a really hard mission, and that's unrealistic

>>533527094
not sure how they got in there but yep this is hot

>>533500541
reimu stacked the teams by swapping to blu, unfair

>>533550227
AHHH SO SCAWEY I HAVE NEVER SEEN 240p GORE BEFORE AHHH IM INSANE

>>533550227
shupofags why are you like this

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>533553550
The update is bad

Bagel and Sultry were on the workshop right there, but Eric Smith really said "No. We need Demolition and Mannhole instead".

>>533555330
demolition and mannhole are themeparks map doueverbeit?
the have an eyecatching thumbnail and the emporium sisters from twitter voted yes
we need the themed maps
also, remember when the summer update was supposed to be the opportunity to add non-themed content?

>>533547813
Yeah it's pretty bad, like I don't think we need 80 different MvM missions. Nobody's gonna go through the time to test each one and pick. Hell, they're probably just gonna use whatever the mapper makes because splitting revenue cuts for an MvM mission sounds like a nightmare to figure out.

What would you do if you were transformed into the Engineer for 24 hours?

>>533555874
Make a fuck machine that can use my dragon dildo collection

>>533553858
The Texan Trickshot is cool.

>>533555689
All things considered, the update wasn't overly themed. Yeah, a few maps and items were nautical, but it wasn't the entire thing.

>>533550227
reminder that anti-animu posters get so butthurt they resort to posting gore and furry scat porn

niggers dying will always be funny tho

>>533500541
>still didn't put Dawn back in
Not OP material.

Which TF2 community had the pedophiles in the mod team, and deserves to be fucked with?

>>533557970
>Which TF2 community had the pedophiles in
all of them

>>533557970
Batman_Beyond_Blight.png

https://youtu.be/QetHNwVZzPA?t=690
>gabber: hide all cosmetics, don't try to get good cosmetics in to counteract the bad ones
Is bro cooking or is he just going overboard and throwing the baby out with the bathwater?

>>533559015
There's no reason to hide tasteful shit but everyone should be running the no hats mod with a sensible whitelist. There's no reason why anyone should have to deal with green pyros.

>>533557434
Racism is bad.

>>533559015
bro be cooking the steak with no sizzle doe fr no skibidi cap fr

>go into russian tf2 servers
>some of them have very schizo maps
hmm

steam friends

>>533560268
don't have any don't want any

Why can't I find any casual games suddenly wtf is going on now?

>3:18
>okay b4nny, sometimes you have a point... and then you say some dumbass shit that makes me think "wow, fuck you man, you're an asshole"
Uhhh based? b4nny is getting verbally eviscerated.

>>533516081
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>533562001
i hate the fucking bowling ball head

>>533533049
Why does he stay on a team that doesn't want to win as badly as he does? I'd feel bad for him but it's all his choice. He should have changed to a different game with an audience and something to compete for.

>>533562001
this butt ms pauling

>>533562474
Default Pyro has kind of a weirdly shaped head to begin with. I don't think anybody could have a head that narrow

>>533558120
Well, which one do you hate the most?

>>533562812
the 4chan community

>>533562952
4chan party /v/an, got it

>>533563225
You might actually be right.

>>533562812
none? I don't concern myself with hating random people online

>>533500541
>replaced Asuka with Hilda
>replaced Dawn with Reimu
>no Megumin
This is the worst balance patch ever, fuck this I'm gonna play tf2g classic

smash

>>533565043
sex with femsoldier

>>533562726
>I don't think anybody could have a head that narrow

>>533532759
>>533534175
>Sniper will never blush at you
Why even live bros
I should just end it right here tonight

>>533565284
I stand corrected.

>casual queue dies at the same exact time 4chan dies
Is god trying to torment me?

>>533557970
>>533562812
>>533566369
all casual servers should be getting ddosed 24/7, it's like the tiktok of tf2, the internet would be much better without it

>>533566369
It fucking blows. Especially on a Friday night which is otherwise the best time to be playing.

>want to play tf2
>game coordinator is down
i should've known better

>update
>...but no mention of coordinator fixes, just map edits
hmm

>>533566369
>>533567838
>>533568674
>>533568910
Neato!

>Added the "evil deer" on the boat hanging above the sea, do not touch it.
Oh my gawd guise! le hecking evil deer!

>>533568989
DESS

>>533568674
>>533568910
play community servers

>>533568910
There is no issues with the matchmaking system. :)

>>533569294
I have community servers. I hate the community.

Really makes you think how all the small updates after a content patch always include "Adjusted sniper field line" or stuff like that.

>Friend of mine finally downloads TF2
>His first experience with the game is us sitting in queue for ten minutes just for the coordinator to go down

is there a bigger self report then only playing sniper and spy

>>533569731
Had a similar problem when Jungle Inferno came out, a friend of mine reinstalled for the first time in 5 years, only for the matchmaking queue to be totally down and he gave up. Neato!

>>533569758
Self report as what?

Thoughts on my groundbreaking spy revolver idea?
>-50% damage penalty
>This revolver actually shoots where you aim it

>>533569731
That's the perfect encapsulation of modern TF2 innit

>>533569913
A revolver that shoots a butterfly knife
>revolver can backstab
>one shot per reload
>does no damage unless it hits from behind

>>533569913
isn't the enforcer fully accurate because of the low rate of fire

>>533571056
no lol

why didnt they add mobster, it looks like a good game mode. Way better than zombie infection. (you arent forced to be a zombie) And way more active (no spectate) than saxton hale.
It feels like regular tf2 but with a mobster bonus

>>533572339
Mobstah at least feels more like TF2 than mannpower or passtime.

>>533572434
Yes in many ways its just regular tf2 but with a mobster. Its way better than all the alt gamemodes that were added into tf2

>>533572339
because there's an actually good 10th class in town

>>533572339
>why didnt they add mobster
he's stuck in a bad fanfic gamemode
>it looks like a good game mode
it isn't
>Way better than zombie infection.
it isn't
>(you arent forced to be a zombie)
but being forced to be a mobster is fine? also you're not forced to be a zombie in most rounds
>And way more active (no spectate) than saxton hale.
vsh can be active too if you're not bad
>It feels like regular tf2 but with [irregular tf2 thing]
cool

Why Team Fortress 2 Is More Than Just A Game (2:24:50)

>>533573496
>>Way better than zombie infection.
>it isn't
it is but it's comparing piss with poop.

>>533573496
>also you're not forced to be a zombie in most rounds
If you die you immediately become zombie. In mobster, if you die you are still a regular player. And most likely will keep being a regular player since theres likely one player who wants to be mobster.
>but being forced to be a mobster is fine?
Only one player gets to be the mobster, and they can choose to be so by getting the briefcase. Its far more likely someone else will choose to be mobster voluntary then someone choosing to be a zombie.
>vsh can be active too if you're not bad
and if the nonsaxtons are good too, the round will still take some time. At least in mobster you dont wait over 10 seconds to respawn.
>cool
yeah and thats why its good because its mostly just tf2. Zombie infection completely changes the game. And saxton has a playstyle different than regular tf2.
Mobster is in many ways just regular tf2.

>Demolition
>Wutville
>7 horrific ICS maps
>6 horrific VSH maps
>6 horrific ZI maps

>>533574645
and retards wanted to add VIP to this list of garbage

>>533569913
Better yet, make it like -20% damage and change it from a hitscan into a really fast projectile.

How long until AI generated TF2 video essays?

>>533572339
Mobster didn't fit in with the underwater theme Eric went with so it didn't make the cut. Maybe they can reskin it to be Christmas themed to make it in.

>Updated koth_demolition
holy shit guys they removed it

>>533575131
and yet he adds citadel which isnt even water themed at all. that cant possibly be the reason

>>533575320
>Fixed nav mesh (thanks Katsu for editing it)
Eric removed it and blamed some rando

I think Eric wants to be diplomatic and make half the update themed and half whatever he feels like.

>>533575320
can't believe the emporium actually did this in retaliation... I'll let Eric know...

>>533575320
It fucking isn't removed lol get fucked chud

>>533575845
it should be full whatever zero themes
we already get themed updates 2/3rds of the time
that's more than enough

>>533575320
>lie.png
well you weren't wrong about that, it's still there

>>533576041
Making Halloween and Christmas half-themed would be a keyed idea though.

>still no slicked back version of Mr. Rostov

>>533575845
that's being lazy fuck

>>533575320
>>533575954
can someone photoshop it to say "shit map" but without looking really obviously fake

>>533578073
nypa

>>533527679
Sounds like something someone on the list would say...

>>533576532
nobody cares about your dead commie game

189
lol
lmao

>>533578173
i was just asking nicely, i will do it myself then

>>533578073
sure

Matchmaking seems better?
>>533575081
Probably about last year

>for the first time since the exploit somebody actually noticed & acknowledged the joke in my bugged grenade launcher
it was all worth it...

>>533575320
lmao you wish chud, it's still there

>>533569731
its okay. i got my friend to play tf2 for the first time and his first experience was bot matches

why is december holiday deltarune in demolition?

>>533583882
The Roaring Knight is in Demolition?

I have literally joined 3 games in a row that were all in the last 30 seconds at the latest. Can we please just bring back quickplay?

>>533584132
yes check under the map. She is there

You now realize there are 0 medium health pickups on fagwater outside of first.

>>533584925
there's 2 on second??

>>533575320
Good riddance

where were you when megaton becomes real

>>533585109
Also two above & below third.

>>533585796
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Taco

Ok niggas, wtf is Ham Mafia?

>>533585796
>>533586323
>>533586485
the bots broke, elon fix it

regarded

>>533586560
hello retard schizo pls answer my question

>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533568980
>>533566527
stop mass replying you fucking faggot. I HATE getting dopamine cucked with your slop posts.

>>533587461
looks like mass replies won in the marketplace of ideas

am i a retard schizo

>>533590814
do you hate fempyro? if so yes.

:s

:3

:o

STOP WITH THE EMOJIS, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

this general is so dead

oh
:r

>>533500541
dogshit lmao

>>533591658
:( its true

>>533591658
>>533591702
grown man unironically spent time cutting up anime girls and dressing them up...

>>533500541
something else rose...

>10 minutes in queue for anything koth/payload related
>requeue with all modes on
>6 minute queue
>finally get into match
>pyro spwancamping with phlog
what the fuck did they broke this time? I swear these queues weren't this shit before the summer update

>>533593167
idk but it's neato

>>533587461
I beg your pardon?

>>533500541
sex with reimu

>>533587461
all me btw

>>533593167
>bring back quickplay starts trending
>Eric doesn't have the mannpower to himself shift things back
>instead silently throttles casual
>if some bystander valve dev decides to check tf2 out if casual really is that bad they basicallly can't even get into a match
trust the plan

TF2 maps for this feel

>>533594361
Egypt and Lakeside :)

>>533594361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_hKA2uQTI

>These are the community servers in AUS on a Saturday past lunch
Goddamn, what the FUCK happened to my region?

>>533596032
wdym bro you've got about 50 people to play with!

>>533596032
The only vanilla server that fills is Mad Mayhem and that's only once a month at most. Even Uncletopia doesn't fill anymore.

>>533591421
those aren't emojis

>>533602442
zoomers never experienced a world without emojis bros, let them be.

TF2 classes for this feel?

>>533603631
scout with the track terrorizer on

>>533603631
Pyro and Engineer

tf2 classes for this feel?
i want to get raped by scout

>>533603631
anyone on well or frontier

>>533608535
uninstall or a noose

>>533608750
no

>>533531506
These two cuties

>>533609990
scout and sniper are cuter desu

>>533608535
>raped by scout
demoman

>>533610243
that disgusting twink doesn't look good with anyone but Miss Pauling faggot

>>533610280
idk. it seems like pub scouts rarely can contest me on demo
>>533610736
that's where you're wrong

>people talking about straight characters
>homo schizos HAVE to make it about themselves
like clockwork

>>533610815
im sorry would you rather talk about child porn?

>that's the only alternative
okay schizo

good night tf2g

daily reminder scout canonically takes demoman's bbc on a nightly basis

>>533611339
>not a Q but instead a J
doesn't count

>>533611574
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jack+of+spades
you wish lol

>>533611339
>emporium slop
>canon
pick one

>>533596032
Well at least Asia is close enough, i'm sure they have a thriving community server scene.

>>533610815
Unironically what are you talking about anon

>>533612569
don't play dumb he took the exact same post and tried to make it gay for attention
>>533603631
>>533608535

>>533612706
That's just what every unfunny [blank] poster does for attention. Please take your meds

>>533612706
"[thing relevant to general] for this feel?" is used in every fucking thread on this board. how new are you?

>>533612823
>>533612917
>no you're not allowed to notice you're just supposed to be fine with it

>>533612823
>>533612917
to be fair this homo schizo is extremely desperate for attention, he even responded to a post from 12 hours ago to make it about himself

>>533612985
there's nothing to notice, newfag

>>533613128
I know the meme it doesn't change he's making it about himself, faggot

sure thing, fagnew

>>533612135
valve made scout the jack of spades lol. the reference comes from poker night at the inventory
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory#/media/File:TF2-JackSpades.png

>>533613074
when? >>533609990? not me. I don't like reusing content. There's just so much fanart of tf2 to highlight that it doesn't make sense to

jannies gave me a 20 minute warning for complaining about an offtopic image >>533603631 >>533610898. I'm sorry jannies I won't complain about it anymore. I've learned my lesson <3

>>533612985
It was a literal shitpost just made to post cunny on a dead general for a few (you)s. Please calm down and take your meds anon

>>533613353
>the reference comes from poker night at the inventory
right and I'm sure heavy canonically played poker with strong bad and tycho from penny arcade
fuck off retard

TF2: Reviewing EVERY Cosmetic! (2025) (7:47:13)

>>533613353
>poker night at the inventory
>valve
that was telltale not valve retard faggot, they didn't even get heavy's backstory right in that game
it's as canon as your gay fanfics

>Current year
>People still don’t get that Heavy is most likely bluffing with the shit he says in Poker Night
That’s like the whole point while playing poker

>>533613910
it still doesn't make a crossover spinoff game made by a different studio canon
or we would be saying spy, pyro, and heavy canonically met sonic the hedgehog

I really dont care about gay or trans people

>>533614157
>or we would be saying spy, pyro, and heavy canonically met sonic the hedgehog
yes that is 100 percent canon

(voice) spy: pornography

>>533614164
I agree

>>533613074
>nooo don't respond to a post no one else care about enough to respond to
>>533614157
People here think that Sniper has a literal Kangaroo wife, Demoman is banging Medic's wife, and Pyro is a woman from what are just meant to be obvious insults from one merc to another.
>>533613353
I'm sorry I don't have the time to scour the internet for new images faggot schizo

>>533615549
everything you listed is ironically more canon than your mentally ill headcanons based off a slop cosmetic based off a non-canon third party game lmao

>>533614157
That’s what I meant
People take “Heavy has a PhD” as a fact when he could be very well just lying at the poker table

>More and more Heavy shirts are getting updated to remove the bandolier
SOVLESS

Is TF2 STILL the most fun you can have online? (5:48:57)

>>533572339
>Add vscript support in late 2022
>Add VSH and ZI in the following 2 updates to show what vscript is capable of
>It took 2 weeks after release to make VSH functional
I’m guessing Eric realized vscript game modes aren’t worth the hassle that comes with officially adding them, even if it’s a simpler vscript game mode like VIP. He’s already turned down prop hunt, gun game and VIP so I guess that’s gonna be the trend going forward.
Message seems to be to use vscript to enhance maps, not to make new game modes

>>533617607
I wish mobster came out way back in 2022. I would have preferred that shit over saxton.

>>533619317
I disagree, VSH was the most famous community game mode so I'm glad to have it officially in the game in some form. Some of us thought we were gonna get it when "Mercenary Park" was announced and Saxton mentioned needing something else to fight.
Also Saxton Hale is an important character, Mobster is just an OC. I wouldn't mind having both but if I had to pick one it would be Saxton.

>>533619627
okay fine how about a compromise. I wish we had mobster over zombie infection.

>>533619743
I can agree with that

>>533620102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egrlkUWFhk

>>533615782
I am not homo schizo sorry anon

i stand with my gay mercs

>>533497159 (OP)

then you'll be standing with no one because none of them are gay

>>533517731
It's rare but I actually got to play a full match of Atom Smash a few days ago after it won a map vote. Was pretty fun and made me wish it wasn't so hard to find a full match of it kek.

I finally figured out why the demo swords are so aggravating to play against.
Due to their extended range, it means that if you've been hit once by it, the odds are extremely in the Demoman's favor that the second hit will connect, because the range is greater than the distance you can put between yourself and his next swing.

why do tf2 players feel the need to change their steam name every month

>>533623059
cuz i like variety nigga

>>533622485
>I finally figured out why the demo swords are so aggravating to play against.
they're not
>>533623164
its obnoxious and i hate it

>>533623621
steam already has aliases for you types just set a name for them and never be confused again

>>533623923
the aliases dont show up on servers or on people you havent added to friends

>>533611339
soldier also have several cosmetics and a weapon that feature the ace of spades, it's a war thing, not your bbc fetish lol

Which is a workshopper more likely to reference

>>533625708
would say it depends on who made the item, if its a tranny then 100% its bbc coded

My TF2 classlimits idea
>8 and below
no heavy, no engineer, max 1 of each class
>9-14 players
1 hvy, 1 engineer, max 2 of each other class
>15-24 players
2 heavy, 2 engineer, max 3 of other classes
>25-32
3 heavy, 3 engineer, max 5 of other classes

Thoughts?

>>533625982
class limits are not vanilla; your idea is bad and harmful

>>533626193
>server cvars put in the game by valve
>not vanilla
You dont know what vanilla means

>>533625403
the fact that zoomer trannies have been programmed to associate an ace of spades with bbc will never not be funny and sad. i miss tf2 before it was filled with trannies

>>533625826
It's made by a Russian and a dude with a Skeletor profile pic and I don't see any obvious signs of trannydom.
The Russian might not have known about the connotation from the language barrier

>>533626193
>your idea is bad and harmful
why? classlimits are a good way to avoid class spam, we've all seen servers with way too many spies and way too many snipers and it just sucks
>b-but my wacky "everyone goes heavy" experience that happens once in a blue moon
yea you can go to a class war server or a goofing around server for that, but for solid, regular gameplay, classlimits help

>>533626496
nta. stop telling people what class to play in casual you fucking loser. go play scrims and get your shit kicked in if you want a serious match so much

>stop telling people how to play basketball man its fine if we kick the ball or sit on top of it just let people enjoy things even if it actually ruins matches and the enjoyment of others

>>533626729
This would be true if basketball wasn't a sport that has rules of how you are supposed to play

>>533626729
why do you get to arbitrarily decide the rules of the game, you dogshit player?

>you should allow 5 goalkeepers in soccer and let the junior teams have 8 forward players with no defence bro just let people enjoy things

>>533626879
I'll forever thank Valve (regardless of their decade long negligence for the bots) for the fact they don't hire new trannies like you to ruin the game.

Classlimits lead to an objectivelly better experience due to avoiding class spam

Class spam can be bad in two ways
>leading to a weaker team (spy spam, sniper spam, pyro spam)
>leading to a stronger team (demoman spam, heavy/engi spam on defence)

you literally have no arguments against this, you just say "its not vanilla" (by definition its in the game so its vanilla) and sperg out

>>533627012
>objectivelly
you can't spell the word, let alone know what it means

I will be our team's fourth Spy, and I will be happy.

>brings up spelling because he doesn't have arguments
i knew it but thanks for confirming

>>533627380
keep sperging out troon

>>533627349
my wife akari...

>classlimits are bad because... because... ur just a troon
>tf2 is about le chaos and le wacky moments bro
>isnt it hecking wholesome when theres 8 snipers wearing ghastly gibus at once

knockback rage more like basedjak rage

>>533627628
You're trying too hard to fit in

>>533627789
id be if i was a tool who parrots opinions they dont even understand like "muh vanilla is no classlimits"

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>tf2 classic
dont give a fuck

>>533627915
Again, it feels amazing knowing valve will never add your shitty ideas to tf2

>>533517731
>Removed the gauntlet
soulless

>valve will never add your shitty ideas to tf2

>>533628656
you have to be retarded and/or delusional if you think this means they're going to add class limits to casual

>>533628743
I never brought up casual
i would just run a pub server like that if i had one

>>533628826
so they didn't "add" your idea. also it's braindead easy to run a server; nothing is stopping you. aside from the fact no one would want to play on it

>>533628167
Very cool stufferino

>2025
>Orbiting effects are STILL broken
Why do whales put up with this?

>>533629000
nigga casual literally didnt exist when they added general classlimits for pubs in 2014 and class-specific limits go back to 2010 before valve servers didnt exist
not that you were around back then
https://www.teamfortress.com/119/

>>533629000
>aside from the fact no one would want to play on it
yes this is exactly why nobody plays on The Fragzone or konata.tf, its retarded and autistic to run a server if you dont have any plan for promotion or a group of friends to get it going so you're better off figuring out a promotion plan rather than the specifics about rules and cvars

TF2 already has a VIP mode, it's called playing Medic.

>>533634275
and much like vip mode, almost no one wants to play medic

imo the AWPer hand should be modified to be more like the AWP (double-zoom, slightly more damage, slightly slower reload)

>>533641580
Machina is right there and that change would step on its toes too much. What maps even need such an increased zoom distance? Just seems like making Sniper even easier.

>sniper leaves the match after i end xis killstreak

I wish they would all do this.

>>533642035
you saved him from the serverblight now run

Which one of you posted >>>/bant/23034254

>>533644349
You + not joining + L + ratiod.

why did he do it?

attention whore

>>533623059
I change it multiple times a month

>>533644349
i will be joining

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3525235354
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3529799141
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3531956025
>Australium Gunslinger
>Australium Buff Banner
>Australium Thermal Thruster
I think Valve is going to add a bunch of new Australiums for the MvM update and these creators are looking to get free money by making gold textures. And you honestly can't blame them, they found a literal gold mine.

>>533652395
valve isn't eric

>>533652395
Why wouldn't Valve just make them themselves? Community made Australiums would be retarded.

>>533647536
Is that streamer a troon or something?

>>533652395
Oh har har, very cute pun. Also I'd rather get new zealiums.

>>533652395
I'd be shocked if valve adds anything desu

>>533653209
I think they need to, it would just be a glorified potato.tf event if they didn't add any new fabricators or Australiums

>>533653057
yes

>new MVM missions
>new contracts
>new loot
>new weapons
Do the needful Eric.

>>533653209
I'd be really really happy if they gave Halloween spells as rewards.

>valve
>doing anything

kek

>>533653647
Considering every update for past few years I'd say you're greatly overestimating what we'll get, but with that said, giving us an MvM update at all is a surprise, so maybe we'll get more. Or it'll just be an excuse to add more maps without bloating the casual pool even more.

Maybe they'll give out the cut bot killers

>>533654621
Botkillers are ass except for the wrench. They're just truck nuts for your guns.

>>533655079
Wait until you find out what tac sacs are.

Should I buy a max's head in this dead game in the year 2025?

>>533654541
The hilarious part about MvM is that they've been stuck with the same six maps for the past 13 years while there are over 140 official maps in casual. They're dying of thirst while everyone else is drowning.
Or maybe MvMtards are just completely fine playing the same 6 maps on repeat for eternity.

>>533625982
>limiting heavy and engineer more than medic
are you actually retarded

>>533659713
There's a reason only the most prominent MvMers that stuck around are mentally damaged gambling addicts.

>>533660047
stop posting fat bitches, you're offending my eyes

>>533541891
truke

>>533541891
actually i know him and you're wrong

>>533541891
actually i know him and you're right

DOCTOR
https://youtu.be/qff1DsCJHaw

>>533654159
Lmao

So which of the maps are the best balanced? As in the discrepancy between attacking and defending's success isn't significant. I'm not quite tell if fulgar is better for the attackers or defenders. First point is certainly very easy to attack

>>533664890
I'm surprised SrPelo still watches and comments TF2 stuff now.

>>533665241
SHALLOW LOOK OUT THAT MEDIC IS A SPY!!!!!

>>533665602
He's an avid Zesty viewer actually.

>>533665602
the fortress never leaves someone's heart

ghostly girlboss

anyone got that retarded mlg montage edit of the engineer?

>>533668893
you mean fantastic mlg montage

dead game
dead general

>>533669012
kino

>>533508683
Tomislav is a cancerous straight upgrade

I think there should be more variations within the trolldier subclass, potentially giving Soldier a pair of feathered wings instead of a parachute (where lift varies based on forward momentum) or Thor's hammer instead of a Market Gardener, which has an explosive AoE attack after rocket-jumping but its damage depends on how high you jumped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seDrRIsW3Rw
this is fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y80PLTZGTcA&ab_channel=UncleDane

(4:30)

Overwatch proves that TF2 can benefit from class limits.

>>533677751
>I just don't like seeing 2 medics or 2 heavies
damn, can't argue with that logic... class limits for everyone!

>&ab_channel=UncleDane
not watching

>>533677751
Rolequeue or Limits or whatever you wanna call it absolutely killed Overwatch. People will ragequit and leave in mass when they cannot play what they want

worst bait of the year

>>533679658
It's not I was a grand master tank player, DPS queue's were so long they unironically made a "fastpass" system to combat just how skewed queues where. I understand you live in lala land and think you can magically fix casual in tf2, but retards like you have 0 idea how bad it can be.

>>533677751
>I've been seeing teams struggle against teams of 5 scouts so we need class limits

>>533680154
try replying to the right person next time dumbass tranny lmfao

>>533680427
you're a retard, you say that right under my post regarding role queue in overwatch.

>>533680594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqkRD4DMAuE

>>533677751
Has anyone in the TF2 community ever had worst takes than Dane? They've all aged like milk.

>>533680792
your post lost in the marketplace of ideas

>>533680792
ok retard.

>>533680792
your post won in the marketplace of ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU52-ySJy3g

>>533681132
I think in the marketplace of takes Dane definitely has the worst ones.

>>533681132
>Has anyone in the TF2 community ever had worst takes than Dane?
SolarLight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmr7L20GQmw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5krSBX6q0
>Zesty uses a prebuilt computer
That's cringe, real gamers build their own PC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRL8BVWy5w

>drink monster energy
>scout gameplay instantly improves significantly
tfw I became a doper to play casual

>>533682565
How did you find this?

>>533684531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs

>>533681480
Stop posting this video.

>>533684745
NO!

>>533684745
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6f/Scout_no01.wav

>>533684923
>>533685025
It's shit.

>>533685198
you're shit

How do you cope with the face that TF2's weapons are NEVER getting team color fixes or minor balance changes, despite how easy it would be for Valve to implement, with nearly 10 years of community fixes readily available and a consensus long reached on what weapons need fixing and how?

>>533685304
Bit mean.

>>533685320
I don't really care about the color of the winger

>>533685320
it rustles my autistic jimmies, and it's especially unnerving with what they did with scout's pants

blu scout should have blu pants. COME ON!

>>533683523
>he doesn't build xer own BBC
Oh no zestissies...

>>533685320
The Winger has a blue tint because the stock pistol has a blue tint aswell, it's a tint of blue that's just meant to give a cold metallic look by using a cold color tone instead, just like the pistol.

>>533687129
Scout's pants being brown in blue team is also fine funnily enough because other classes in the BLU team have brown elements, such as;
>Heavy's and Sniper's vest
>Sniper's shoes
>Engineer's pouch
>Soldier's boots.
It's not that overly inconsistent, it also makes Scout look more unique and identifiable.
What BLU Scout needs is to have the belt loop color fixed to also be brown instead.

>>533683523
who is this ESL he is talking with, disgusting accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll6zaUq-oy8

I'm going to gut you like a college gay man.

>>533683523
I can't build my own PC, takes 5 times as long and you can destroy the whole thing in 1 second with thermal paste

>>533692707
I'm surprised you even managed to form a sentence considering your single digit IQ

it's over

jeez 42 minutes and that post is still up jannies been slacking

>>533693430
If I had a low IQ I would have decided to try building a PC instead