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Anonymous No.533497159 >>533505347 >>533522019 >>533622143 >>533734779
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Summer Hottie Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>533321167
Anonymous No.533497391
*sips*
yep, this is the thread
Anonymous No.533497457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Anonymous No.533497486 >>533497753
sex with fempyro
Anonymous No.533497535 >>533497590 >>533497841
PLAY SOME DUSTBOWL NOW
Anonymous No.533497590 >>533497841
>>533497535
Hop on and pocket me
Anonymous No.533497601
Anonymous No.533497753
>>533497486
3rd post best post
Anonymous No.533497841 >>533498426
>>533497535
>>533497590
I ship you two
Anonymous No.533498347 >>533498864
Just informing everybody that with the last update cp_Fortezza has been completely bugged, it's impossible to play because the spawn doors won't open.
A fix is probably not being developed at the moment.
Anonymous No.533498426
>>533497841
shipping real people is kinda weird
Anonymous No.533498864
>>533498347
Seriously? Lol FFS
Anonymous No.533500327
3 NIGAS
ON CART
Anonymous No.533500541 >>533512715 >>533513230 >>533520891 >>533521891 >>533549908 >>533557779 >>533564731 >>533591658 >>533592085 >>533593520 >>533716662 >>533720268 >>533722117 >>533722782 >>533739694 >>533739872 >>533740253 >>533760096
rise for the flag
Anonymous No.533504412
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Anonymous No.533505347 >>533506120 >>533510269 >>533538912
>>533497159 (OP)
>it will be another gooner fagime floyd thread
Abrams won. Deadlock won. TF2 lost.
Anonymous No.533506120
>>533505347
>Abrams is voiced by Samoa Joe, a professional wrestler.
Deadlock uses VAs who are actually WWEslop "wrestlers" which is very cringe. I wonder when they're going to bring in Dwayne Johnson and John Cena to voice their next heroes.
Team Fortress 2 VAs are actually based.
Anonymous No.533508521
Did Zesty win yet?
Anonymous No.533508683 >>533510106 >>533515693 >>533527529 >>533532027 >>533677132 >>533702369
Newfag here, which heavy minigun is considered the best?
Anonymous No.533510106
>>533508683
Tomislav is literally better at every range. Two heavies, one with stock and one with tomi, the Tomislav wins every time UNLESS you're up close AND the heavy with stock is pre-revved. Tomi is just better, its not even a contest.
Anonymous No.533510269
>>533505347
Anonymous No.533510339
yup nother cringe post from the guy that should be put in an early 1900's mental ward
Anonymous No.533511364 >>533520765
Valve could have made eternaween enchanments be a bonus item when transmuting but they fucking didn't and now they are almost 70 cents on the community market for no reason.
Anonymous No.533511447 >>533511856 >>533514638
Where's the MvM update, Eric?
Anonymous No.533511856
>>533511447
coming
Anonymous No.533512715
>>533500541
what a CRINGE image
Anonymous No.533513230
>>533500541
what a BASED image
Anonymous No.533514638 >>533514702
>>533511447
The blogpost literally says the deadline is the 27th of August, please be patient!
Anonymous No.533514702
>>533514638
But I want the slop now...
Anonymous No.533515693
>>533508683
I mean, if you like playing with training wheels and eating tub fulls of playdough, ya then the Tomislav is probably right up your alley.
Anonymous No.533516081 >>533562001
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Anonymous No.533516807 >>533517179 >>533517397 >>533521097 >>533527679
Release. the. Empstein. List.
Anonymous No.533517179
>>533516807
Anonymous No.533517397 >>533519249
>>533516807
Neodement groomed a teen into trooning out
Anonymous No.533517731 >>533517885 >>533622287 >>533628541
>this map is forever cursed to irrelevancy never to be played again because it was put in the "misc" section
Anonymous No.533517885
>>533517731
or it's just a bad map
Anonymous No.533519249
>>533517397
>the most prominent TF2 content creator
>has been a troon since at least 2014
The game was trans coded from the start.
Anonymous No.533520765
>>533511364
>Don't have to see cancer hats unless its a full moon or h*llow**n
Common Valve W.
Anonymous No.533520891
>>533500541
Definitely not going to allow that shit to be the next OP.
Anonymous No.533521097 >>533540414
>>533516807
Every anime poster here would be on it.
Anonymous No.533521807 >>533525051
is b4nny still the GOAT or is he a washed up 30+ year old jaded bum?
Anonymous No.533521891
>>533500541
kino and next OP material, keep up the good work
Anonymous No.533522019
>>533497159 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
Anonymous No.533522091 >>533523263
Thoughts on Otaku.TF?
Anonymous No.533523263
>>533522091
I am constantly baffled as to how that server, or I guess game mode is so popular. It's like the worst version of zombie escape. Just why?
Anonymous No.533524851 >>533524937
>play an class that isn't soldier/heavy
>sentries never go down
Anonymous No.533524937 >>533526247
>>533524851
oh yeah, i forgot that demo is physically incapable of busting sentry nests
Anonymous No.533525051 >>533525272 >>533533049
>>533521807
b4nny has never been all that good at TF2, he was carried by his teammates all the time and you can tell by his weary voice that he's a low-testosterone gamma-male.
Anonymous No.533525272 >>533525476 >>533527503 >>533530801
>>533525051
i dunno
that clip of b4nny absolutely destroying a tranny faking his voice is fucking gold, even to this day
Anonymous No.533525393
I hate pedophiles.
Anonymous No.533525395
spy 'round here
Anonymous No.533525476
>>533525272
Too bad he started apologizing profusely after misgendering xer. I'm pretty sure b4nny's political philosophy is identical to the cringe atheism of the 2010s.
Anonymous No.533525616 >>533525706
I love shupos
Anonymous No.533525706 >>533526336
>>533525616
TRVTHNVKE
Anonymous No.533526247
>>533524937
i meant to type demo, my mind thought "should i put heavy in? no" as i meant to type demo and i typed heavy instead
Anonymous No.533526336
>>533525706
Anonymous No.533527094 >>533549447
Fine, I'll post my shupo.
Anonymous No.533527503 >>533530495
>>533525272
this image provokes great lust in me.
also damn the frontier justice is satisfying
Anonymous No.533527529
>>533508683
stock minigun, simple as.
t. played ton of heavy with stock mini back when tomislav was shit (2012-2014) and had just a mere 10% spinup time bonus and silent rev as the only upsides, we had to stick to stock back in the day and I never moved on.

>but its le accurate now!
shit unironically even after the 2015 tomislav buff stock's dps still feels better and the accuracy means jack shit, you straight up feel the higher dps when you hear all the hitsounds connecting with stock unlike the metaslave gun tomislav which you can feel the worsened DPS with the low pathetic rate of hitsounds connecting.

I also love melting cocky scouts that get in your face with stock, tomislav feels pitiful at that.
Anonymous No.533527679 >>533578183
>>533516807
There is no Empstein list. It was made up by solarlight and uncledane, fabricated by the emporium.
Anonymous No.533528139
/tf2g/ - (π’…„) Anime Child Porn General
Anonymous No.533528597 >>533533004
who's the woman that appears as artwork when opening an MGE sv?
Anonymous No.533528929 >>533530371 >>533530413 >>533531003 >>533543402
Have they still not fixed joining servers since the update? Connecting is way slower than it should be
Anonymous No.533530371
>>533528929
haven't tried now but last night i got into a match in one of the new maps fairly quickly
Anonymous No.533530413
>>533528929
Nope and it won’t get fixed until Eric gets a months supply of pink cookies
Anonymous No.533530495
>>533527503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Anonymous No.533530536
Heavy should have a lawnmower as a primary weapon. It increases your movement speed while standing on grass textures and causes high damage (with bleed) if you manage to cut someone.
Anonymous No.533530801 >>533532026
>>533525272
literally never happened
https://www.teamfortress.tv/1121/stream-highlights/?page=290#8696

"The clip in question is taken completely out of context. The person I was speaking to (frogtree) is someone I've dealt with before as a streamsniper/troll and who has had previous reports against them in TF2PL for smurfing/alting, so I was approaching the situation with a bit of a combative demeanor, hoping to discourage them from doing anything disruptive in the game. When I heard them speak and compared it to previous times I had heard them speak, it seemed suspiciously different, so I thought it was a sign that they were trying to hide their voice on purpose. Uncovering alts is something I do regularly as an admin, and I thought this was just another alt to investigate. I can see how it can be misunderstood, and I am sorry about how the confrontation went and the confusion that followed. The next game we played together on the same team with no issues whatsoever. If frogtree is someone that is transitioning I was completely unaware, but would not be bothered by that fact. I have played with countless people in a similar position and have never made it a topic of contention. Everyone knows I'm much more focused on the game itself than on the personal lives of the players. As far as people's identities go, I'm very live and let live.

Their attempts to smear me through out of context clips only serve to distract bystanders from their actual stances. I'm not one of your fellow bigots.

Witchhunts based on lies help no one."
Anonymous No.533531003
>>533528929
Jill still hasn’t given the matchmaker a pep talk and some coffee
Anonymous No.533531506 >>533531789 >>533609990
Name a better pairing
Anonymous No.533531749
i miss the homo schizo already
too bad it was proven last thread he has a job
Anonymous No.533531789
>>533531506
his name. john brick
Anonymous No.533532026
>>533530801
I would prefer if you used your real voice
Anonymous No.533532027 >>533702837
>>533508683
the reason stock is so much better is nobody has 100% tracking, so the times when your crosshair lands on an enemy (especially in close range) you get a lot more damage out in that second with stock than you can with tomi. but heavy is a dogshit class just play stock demo like a normal person
Anonymous No.533532192 >>533532584
Anonymous No.533532456
That's cute but a bit too homosex in da poopoo for my tastes
Anonymous No.533532584
>>533532192
keep this le wholesome chungus shit on reddit
Anonymous No.533532759 >>533565360
Anonymous No.533533004
>>533528597
this one btw
Anonymous No.533533049 >>533534420 >>533562562
>>533525051
no hes a great maincaller that knows how matches flow, but he's way too invested in this shit desu, probably why he's getting worse at the game. a break would probably help him.
https://youtu.be/SbkMA2SPM8U?t=196
Anonymous No.533533270
it's a shame ethereal will never be able to face peak b4nny.
Anonymous No.533533336 >>533533505 >>533533550 >>533533612
What is up with the phenomenon that TF2, unlike the other popular games, is filled with all sorts of sexuality related degenerates like furries, pedophiles, homosexuals, etc?
Anonymous No.533533505
>>533533336
what other popular games? hero shooters and CS also have furries, pedos and homos
Anonymous No.533533550
>>533533336
its because they realize how many kids this game attracts and how much easier it is to groom them on tf2 vs other games, its the same ones that put porn on their signs knowing full well every casual server is half full of children
Anonymous No.533533612
>>533533336
other games have those too, you just can't tell because they lack the ability to tell you about it via text/voice chat, custom decals or custom avatars
Anonymous No.533533745 >>533699073
Soldier airshot! Medic airshot! :D
Anonymous No.533534175 >>533565360
Anonymous No.533534420
>>533533049
b4nny gets completely crushed on bagel or any koth maps for that matter, he's a complete one trick pony and he's overrated.
Anonymous No.533536747 >>533540517
>demoman players when they discover the q key
Anonymous No.533538912 >>533539464
>>533505347
deadlock is three lane modernslop garbage doebeit
Anonymous No.533539464 >>533539878
>>533538912
picture a soijak handing you a "replied to bait" award
Anonymous No.533539878
>>533539464
and ill reply to you as well do NOT test me
Anonymous No.533540414
>>533521097
holy trvke
Anonymous No.533540517
>>533536747
>demoknighters when they see a clean path to the medic
Anonymous No.533541140 >>533541339 >>533542538
>ironic shit posting is still shit posting
>this picture has nothing to do with tf2
>marketplace of ideas
>not tf2
>pedo dogwhistles
>TF2?
>how is this tf2 related?
>vermin
>obsessing over demofloyd posters
>what should the next OP image be?
>did zesty win yet?
>shupo posts
>ecchi anime girls
>fempyro posts
Anonymous No.533541339 >>533541891 >>533541934
>>533541140
wow how did you get this picture of the floydschizo???
Anonymous No.533541891 >>533542141 >>533547350 >>533663315 >>533664432 >>533664729
>>533541339
nta but i know the original sfm floyd creator, he's a 6'3 white dude lol
Anonymous No.533541934
>>533541339
Slavs don't look like that.
Anonymous No.533542141
>>533541891
Who is he? He's a legend.
Anonymous No.533542538
>>533541140
LOL
Anonymous No.533543402 >>533543657
>>533528929
Plus even when you do join a server nobody gets added and it slowly dies.
Anonymous No.533543657
>>533543402
I think the matchmaker is curled up in a ball in the back, it might need some pep talk and coffee again.
Anonymous No.533547350 >>533547518
>>533541891
too bad the shartoid ruined the model forever
Anonymous No.533547518
>>533547350
no one cares honestly, if the creator doesn't why should you
Anonymous No.533547813 >>533548692 >>533555698
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=trend§ion=mtxitems
>workshop is filled with MvM missions
I just know Valve is going to completely fuck this up. There is going to be a lot of impossible waves because Valve won't do so much as look at the waves (let alone playtest it) before adding them into the game.
Anonymous No.533548692
>>533547813
usually the problem is that custom missions are too easy because you need 6 people who aren't shitters to test a really hard mission, and that's unrealistic
Anonymous No.533549447
>>533527094
not sure how they got in there but yep this is hot
Anonymous No.533549908
>>533500541
reimu stacked the teams by swapping to blu, unfair
Anonymous No.533550895
>>533550227
AHHH SO SCAWEY I HAVE NEVER SEEN 240p GORE BEFORE AHHH IM INSANE
Anonymous No.533551282
>>533550227
shupofags why are you like this
Anonymous No.533553550 >>533553858
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Anonymous No.533553858 >>533556005
>>533553550
The update is bad
Anonymous No.533555330 >>533555689
Bagel and Sultry were on the workshop right there, but Eric Smith really said "No. We need Demolition and Mannhole instead".
Anonymous No.533555689 >>533556194
>>533555330
demolition and mannhole are themeparks map doueverbeit?
the have an eyecatching thumbnail and the emporium sisters from twitter voted yes
we need the themed maps
also, remember when the summer update was supposed to be the opportunity to add non-themed content?
Anonymous No.533555698
>>533547813
Yeah it's pretty bad, like I don't think we need 80 different MvM missions. Nobody's gonna go through the time to test each one and pick. Hell, they're probably just gonna use whatever the mapper makes because splitting revenue cuts for an MvM mission sounds like a nightmare to figure out.
Anonymous No.533555874 >>533556001
What would you do if you were transformed into the Engineer for 24 hours?
Anonymous No.533556001
>>533555874
Make a fuck machine that can use my dragon dildo collection
Anonymous No.533556005
>>533553858
The Texan Trickshot is cool.
Anonymous No.533556194
>>533555689
All things considered, the update wasn't overly themed. Yeah, a few maps and items were nautical, but it wasn't the entire thing.
Anonymous No.533556232
>>533550227
reminder that anti-animu posters get so butthurt they resort to posting gore and furry scat porn
Anonymous No.533557434 >>533559627
niggers dying will always be funny tho
Anonymous No.533557779
>>533500541
>still didn't put Dawn back in
Not OP material.
Anonymous No.533557970 >>533558120 >>533558510 >>533566527
Which TF2 community had the pedophiles in the mod team, and deserves to be fucked with?
Anonymous No.533558120 >>533562812
>>533557970
>Which TF2 community had the pedophiles in
all of them
Anonymous No.533558510
>>533557970
Batman_Beyond_Blight.png
Anonymous No.533559015 >>533559203 >>533559780
https://youtu.be/QetHNwVZzPA?t=690
>gabber: hide all cosmetics, don't try to get good cosmetics in to counteract the bad ones
Is bro cooking or is he just going overboard and throwing the baby out with the bathwater?
Anonymous No.533559203
>>533559015
There's no reason to hide tasteful shit but everyone should be running the no hats mod with a sensible whitelist. There's no reason why anyone should have to deal with green pyros.
Anonymous No.533559627
>>533557434
Racism is bad.
Anonymous No.533559780
>>533559015
bro be cooking the steak with no sizzle doe fr no skibidi cap fr
Anonymous No.533560216
>go into russian tf2 servers
>some of them have very schizo maps
hmm
Anonymous No.533560268 >>533561227
steam friends
Anonymous No.533561227
>>533560268
don't have any don't want any
Anonymous No.533561419
Why can't I find any casual games suddenly wtf is going on now?
Anonymous No.533561775
>3:18
>okay b4nny, sometimes you have a point... and then you say some dumbass shit that makes me think "wow, fuck you man, you're an asshole"
Uhhh based? b4nny is getting verbally eviscerated.
Anonymous No.533562001 >>533562474 >>533562630
>>533516081
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Anonymous No.533562474 >>533562726
>>533562001
i hate the fucking bowling ball head
Anonymous No.533562562
>>533533049
Why does he stay on a team that doesn't want to win as badly as he does? I'd feel bad for him but it's all his choice. He should have changed to a different game with an audience and something to compete for.
Anonymous No.533562630
>>533562001
this butt ms pauling
Anonymous No.533562726 >>533565284
>>533562474
Default Pyro has kind of a weirdly shaped head to begin with. I don't think anybody could have a head that narrow
Anonymous No.533562812 >>533562952 >>533563847 >>533566527
>>533558120
Well, which one do you hate the most?
Anonymous No.533562952 >>533563225
>>533562812
the 4chan community
Anonymous No.533563225 >>533563381
>>533562952
4chan party /v/an, got it
Anonymous No.533563381
>>533563225
You might actually be right.
Anonymous No.533563847
>>533562812
none? I don't concern myself with hating random people online
Anonymous No.533564731
>>533500541
>replaced Asuka with Hilda
>replaced Dawn with Reimu
>no Megumin
This is the worst balance patch ever, fuck this I'm gonna play tf2g classic
Anonymous No.533565043 >>533565151
smash
Anonymous No.533565151
>>533565043
sex with femsoldier
Anonymous No.533565284 >>533565481
>>533562726
>I don't think anybody could have a head that narrow
Anonymous No.533565360
>>533532759
>>533534175
>Sniper will never blush at you
Why even live bros
I should just end it right here tonight
Anonymous No.533565481
>>533565284
I stand corrected.
Anonymous No.533566369 >>533566527 >>533567838 >>533568980
>casual queue dies at the same exact time 4chan dies
Is god trying to torment me?
Anonymous No.533566527 >>533587461
>>533557970
>>533562812
>>533566369
all casual servers should be getting ddosed 24/7, it's like the tiktok of tf2, the internet would be much better without it
Anonymous No.533567838 >>533568980
>>533566369
It fucking blows. Especially on a Friday night which is otherwise the best time to be playing.
Anonymous No.533568674 >>533568980 >>533569294
>want to play tf2
>game coordinator is down
i should've known better
Anonymous No.533568910 >>533568980 >>533569294 >>533569420
>update
>...but no mention of coordinator fixes, just map edits
hmm
Anonymous No.533568980 >>533587461
>>533566369
>>533567838
>>533568674
>>533568910
Neato!
Anonymous No.533568989 >>533569237
>Added the "evil deer" on the boat hanging above the sea, do not touch it.
Oh my gawd guise! le hecking evil deer!
NOELLE No.533569237
>>533568989
DESS
Anonymous No.533569294 >>533569458
>>533568674
>>533568910
play community servers
Anonymous No.533569420
>>533568910
There is no issues with the matchmaking system. :)
Anonymous No.533569458
>>533569294
I have community servers. I hate the community.
Anonymous No.533569648
Really makes you think how all the small updates after a content patch always include "Adjusted sniper field line" or stuff like that.
Anonymous No.533569731 >>533569849 >>533570104 >>533580948
>Friend of mine finally downloads TF2
>His first experience with the game is us sitting in queue for ten minutes just for the coordinator to go down
Anonymous No.533569758 >>533569864
is there a bigger self report then only playing sniper and spy
Anonymous No.533569849
>>533569731
Had a similar problem when Jungle Inferno came out, a friend of mine reinstalled for the first time in 5 years, only for the matchmaking queue to be totally down and he gave up. Neato!
Anonymous No.533569864
>>533569758
Self report as what?
Anonymous No.533569913 >>533570716 >>533571056 >>533574929
Thoughts on my groundbreaking spy revolver idea?
>-50% damage penalty
>This revolver actually shoots where you aim it
Anonymous No.533570104
>>533569731
That's the perfect encapsulation of modern TF2 innit
Anonymous No.533570716
>>533569913
A revolver that shoots a butterfly knife
>revolver can backstab
>one shot per reload
>does no damage unless it hits from behind
Anonymous No.533571056 >>533572091
>>533569913
isn't the enforcer fully accurate because of the low rate of fire
Anonymous No.533572091
>>533571056
no lol
Anonymous No.533572339 >>533572434 >>533573146 >>533573496 >>533575131 >>533617607
why didnt they add mobster, it looks like a good game mode. Way better than zombie infection. (you arent forced to be a zombie) And way more active (no spectate) than saxton hale.
It feels like regular tf2 but with a mobster bonus
Anonymous No.533572434 >>533572607
>>533572339
Mobstah at least feels more like TF2 than mannpower or passtime.
Anonymous No.533572607
>>533572434
Yes in many ways its just regular tf2 but with a mobster. Its way better than all the alt gamemodes that were added into tf2
Anonymous No.533573146
>>533572339
because there's an actually good 10th class in town
Anonymous No.533573496 >>533574140 >>533574348
>>533572339
>why didnt they add mobster
he's stuck in a bad fanfic gamemode
>it looks like a good game mode
it isn't
>Way better than zombie infection.
it isn't
>(you arent forced to be a zombie)
but being forced to be a mobster is fine? also you're not forced to be a zombie in most rounds
>And way more active (no spectate) than saxton hale.
vsh can be active too if you're not bad
>It feels like regular tf2 but with [irregular tf2 thing]
cool
Anonymous No.533573920
Why Team Fortress 2 Is More Than Just A Game (2:24:50)
Anonymous No.533574140
>>533573496
>>Way better than zombie infection.
>it isn't
it is but it's comparing piss with poop.
Anonymous No.533574348
>>533573496
>also you're not forced to be a zombie in most rounds
If you die you immediately become zombie. In mobster, if you die you are still a regular player. And most likely will keep being a regular player since theres likely one player who wants to be mobster.
>but being forced to be a mobster is fine?
Only one player gets to be the mobster, and they can choose to be so by getting the briefcase. Its far more likely someone else will choose to be mobster voluntary then someone choosing to be a zombie.
>vsh can be active too if you're not bad
and if the nonsaxtons are good too, the round will still take some time. At least in mobster you dont wait over 10 seconds to respawn.
>cool
yeah and thats why its good because its mostly just tf2. Zombie infection completely changes the game. And saxton has a playstyle different than regular tf2.
Mobster is in many ways just regular tf2.
Anonymous No.533574645 >>533574732
>Demolition
>Wutville
>7 horrific ICS maps
>6 horrific VSH maps
>6 horrific ZI maps
Anonymous No.533574732
>>533574645
and retards wanted to add VIP to this list of garbage
Anonymous No.533574929
>>533569913
Better yet, make it like -20% damage and change it from a hitscan into a really fast projectile.
Anonymous No.533575081 >>533578854
How long until AI generated TF2 video essays?
Anonymous No.533575131 >>533575351
>>533572339
Mobster didn't fit in with the underwater theme Eric went with so it didn't make the cut. Maybe they can reskin it to be Christmas themed to make it in.
Anonymous No.533575320 >>533575745 >>533575954 >>533576016 >>533576137 >>533578073 >>533580208 >>533585268
>Updated koth_demolition
holy shit guys they removed it
Anonymous No.533575351
>>533575131
and yet he adds citadel which isnt even water themed at all. that cant possibly be the reason
Anonymous No.533575745
>>533575320
>Fixed nav mesh (thanks Katsu for editing it)
Eric removed it and blamed some rando
Anonymous No.533575845 >>533576041 >>533577721
I think Eric wants to be diplomatic and make half the update themed and half whatever he feels like.
Anonymous No.533575954 >>533578073
>>533575320
can't believe the emporium actually did this in retaliation... I'll let Eric know...
Anonymous No.533576016
>>533575320
It fucking isn't removed lol get fucked chud
Anonymous No.533576041 >>533576469
>>533575845
it should be full whatever zero themes
we already get themed updates 2/3rds of the time
that's more than enough
Anonymous No.533576137
>>533575320
>lie.png
well you weren't wrong about that, it's still there
Anonymous No.533576469
>>533576041
Making Halloween and Christmas half-themed would be a keyed idea though.
Anonymous No.533576532 >>533578189
>still no slicked back version of Mr. Rostov
Anonymous No.533577721
>>533575845
that's being lazy fuck
Anonymous No.533578073 >>533578173 >>533578659
>>533575320
>>533575954
can someone photoshop it to say "shit map" but without looking really obviously fake
Anonymous No.533578173 >>533578561
>>533578073
nypa
Anonymous No.533578183
>>533527679
Sounds like something someone on the list would say...
Anonymous No.533578189
>>533576532
nobody cares about your dead commie game
Anonymous No.533578330
189
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.533578561
>>533578173
i was just asking nicely, i will do it myself then
Anonymous No.533578659 >>533742369
>>533578073
sure
Anonymous No.533578854
Matchmaking seems better?
>>533575081
Probably about last year
Anonymous No.533579057
>for the first time since the exploit somebody actually noticed & acknowledged the joke in my bugged grenade launcher
it was all worth it...
Anonymous No.533580208 >>533742369
>>533575320
lmao you wish chud, it's still there
Anonymous No.533580948
>>533569731
its okay. i got my friend to play tf2 for the first time and his first experience was bot matches
Anonymous No.533583882 >>533584132
why is december holiday deltarune in demolition?
Anonymous No.533584132 >>533584346
>>533583882
The Roaring Knight is in Demolition?
Anonymous No.533584276
I have literally joined 3 games in a row that were all in the last 30 seconds at the latest. Can we please just bring back quickplay?
Anonymous No.533584346
>>533584132
yes check under the map. She is there
Anonymous No.533584925 >>533585109
You now realize there are 0 medium health pickups on fagwater outside of first.
Anonymous No.533585109 >>533586023
>>533584925
there's 2 on second??
Anonymous No.533585268
>>533575320
Good riddance
Anonymous No.533585796 >>533586323 >>533586560
where were you when megaton becomes real
Anonymous No.533586023
>>533585109
Also two above & below third.
Anonymous No.533586323 >>533586560
>>533585796
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Taco
Anonymous No.533586485 >>533586560
Ok niggas, wtf is Ham Mafia?
Anonymous No.533586560 >>533587283 >>533587461 >>533587461 >>533587461 >>533587461
>>533585796
>>533586323
>>533586485
the bots broke, elon fix it
Anonymous No.533586796
regarded
Anonymous No.533587283
>>533586560
hello retard schizo pls answer my question
Anonymous No.533587461 >>533589217 >>533593353 >>533593834
>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533586560
>>533568980
>>533566527
stop mass replying you fucking faggot. I HATE getting dopamine cucked with your slop posts.
Anonymous No.533589217
>>533587461
looks like mass replies won in the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous No.533590814 >>533590940
am i a retard schizo
Anonymous No.533590940
>>533590814
do you hate fempyro? if so yes.
Anonymous No.533591014
:s
Anonymous No.533591287
:3
Anonymous No.533591329
:o
Anonymous No.533591421 >>533602442
STOP WITH THE EMOJIS, YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Anonymous No.533591465
this general is so dead
Anonymous No.533591640
oh
:r
Anonymous No.533591658 >>533591702 >>533592046
>>533500541
dogshit lmao
Anonymous No.533591702 >>533592046
>>533591658
:( its true
Anonymous No.533592046
>>533591658
>>533591702
grown man unironically spent time cutting up anime girls and dressing them up...
Anonymous No.533592085
>>533500541
something else rose...
Anonymous No.533593167 >>533593296 >>533594025
>10 minutes in queue for anything koth/payload related
>requeue with all modes on
>6 minute queue
>finally get into match
>pyro spwancamping with phlog
what the fuck did they broke this time? I swear these queues weren't this shit before the summer update
Anonymous No.533593296
>>533593167
idk but it's neato
Anonymous No.533593353
>>533587461
I beg your pardon?
Anonymous No.533593520
>>533500541
sex with reimu
Anonymous No.533593834
>>533587461
all me btw
Anonymous No.533594025
>>533593167
>bring back quickplay starts trending
>Eric doesn't have the mannpower to himself shift things back
>instead silently throttles casual
>if some bystander valve dev decides to check tf2 out if casual really is that bad they basicallly can't even get into a match
trust the plan
Anonymous No.533594361 >>533595136 >>533595360
TF2 maps for this feel
Anonymous No.533595136
>>533594361
Egypt and Lakeside :)
Anonymous No.533595360
>>533594361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_hKA2uQTI
Anonymous No.533596032 >>533597828 >>533600869 >>533612536
>These are the community servers in AUS on a Saturday past lunch
Goddamn, what the FUCK happened to my region?
Anonymous No.533597828
>>533596032
wdym bro you've got about 50 people to play with!
Anonymous No.533600869
>>533596032
The only vanilla server that fills is Mad Mayhem and that's only once a month at most. Even Uncletopia doesn't fill anymore.
Anonymous No.533602442 >>533603508
>>533591421
those aren't emojis
Anonymous No.533603508
>>533602442
zoomers never experienced a world without emojis bros, let them be.
Anonymous No.533603631 >>533604628 >>533605345 >>533608750 >>533612706 >>533613353
TF2 classes for this feel?
Anonymous No.533604628
>>533603631
scout with the track terrorizer on
Anonymous No.533605345
>>533603631
Pyro and Engineer
Anonymous No.533608535 >>533608750 >>533610280 >>533612706
tf2 classes for this feel?
i want to get raped by scout
Anonymous No.533608750 >>533608952
>>533603631
anyone on well or frontier

>>533608535
uninstall or a noose
Anonymous No.533608952
>>533608750
no
Anonymous No.533609990 >>533610243 >>533613353
>>533531506
These two cuties
Anonymous No.533610243 >>533610736
>>533609990
scout and sniper are cuter desu
Anonymous No.533610280 >>533610810
>>533608535
>raped by scout
demoman
Anonymous No.533610736 >>533610810
>>533610243
that disgusting twink doesn't look good with anyone but Miss Pauling faggot
Anonymous No.533610810
>>533610280
idk. it seems like pub scouts rarely can contest me on demo
>>533610736
that's where you're wrong
Anonymous No.533610815 >>533610898 >>533612569
>people talking about straight characters
>homo schizos HAVE to make it about themselves
like clockwork
Anonymous No.533610898 >>533613353
>>533610815
im sorry would you rather talk about child porn?
Anonymous No.533611058
>that's the only alternative
okay schizo
Anonymous No.533611178
good night tf2g
Anonymous No.533611339 >>533611574 >>533612135 >>533625403
daily reminder scout canonically takes demoman's bbc on a nightly basis
Anonymous No.533611574 >>533611704
>>533611339
>not a Q but instead a J
doesn't count
Anonymous No.533611704
>>533611574
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jack+of+spades
you wish lol
Anonymous No.533612135 >>533613353
>>533611339
>emporium slop
>canon
pick one
Anonymous No.533612536
>>533596032
Well at least Asia is close enough, i'm sure they have a thriving community server scene.
Anonymous No.533612569 >>533612706
>>533610815
Unironically what are you talking about anon
Anonymous No.533612706 >>533612823 >>533612917
>>533612569
don't play dumb he took the exact same post and tried to make it gay for attention
>>533603631
>>533608535
Anonymous No.533612823 >>533612985 >>533613074
>>533612706
That's just what every unfunny [blank] poster does for attention. Please take your meds
Anonymous No.533612917 >>533612985 >>533613074
>>533612706
"[thing relevant to general] for this feel?" is used in every fucking thread on this board. how new are you?
Anonymous No.533612985 >>533613128 >>533613491
>>533612823
>>533612917
>no you're not allowed to notice you're just supposed to be fine with it
Anonymous No.533613074 >>533613353 >>533615549
>>533612823
>>533612917
to be fair this homo schizo is extremely desperate for attention, he even responded to a post from 12 hours ago to make it about himself
Anonymous No.533613128 >>533613184
>>533612985
there's nothing to notice, newfag
Anonymous No.533613184
>>533613128
I know the meme it doesn't change he's making it about himself, faggot
Anonymous No.533613330
sure thing, fagnew
Anonymous No.533613353 >>533613512 >>533613605 >>533615549
>>533612135
valve made scout the jack of spades lol. the reference comes from poker night at the inventory
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory#/media/File:TF2-JackSpades.png

>>533613074
when? >>533609990? not me. I don't like reusing content. There's just so much fanart of tf2 to highlight that it doesn't make sense to

jannies gave me a 20 minute warning for complaining about an offtopic image >>533603631 >>533610898. I'm sorry jannies I won't complain about it anymore. I've learned my lesson <3
Anonymous No.533613491
>>533612985
It was a literal shitpost just made to post cunny on a dead general for a few (you)s. Please calm down and take your meds anon
Anonymous No.533613512
>>533613353
>the reference comes from poker night at the inventory
right and I'm sure heavy canonically played poker with strong bad and tycho from penny arcade
fuck off retard
Anonymous No.533613570
TF2: Reviewing EVERY Cosmetic! (2025) (7:47:13)
Anonymous No.533613605
>>533613353
>poker night at the inventory
>valve
that was telltale not valve retard faggot, they didn't even get heavy's backstory right in that game
it's as canon as your gay fanfics
Anonymous No.533613910 >>533614157
>Current year
>People still don’t get that Heavy is most likely bluffing with the shit he says in Poker Night
That’s like the whole point while playing poker
Anonymous No.533614157 >>533614278 >>533615549 >>533616268
>>533613910
it still doesn't make a crossover spinoff game made by a different studio canon
or we would be saying spy, pyro, and heavy canonically met sonic the hedgehog
Anonymous No.533614164 >>533614462
I really dont care about gay or trans people
Anonymous No.533614278
>>533614157
>or we would be saying spy, pyro, and heavy canonically met sonic the hedgehog
yes that is 100 percent canon
Anonymous No.533614359
(voice) spy: pornography
Anonymous No.533614462
>>533614164
I agree
Anonymous No.533615549 >>533615782
>>533613074
>nooo don't respond to a post no one else care about enough to respond to
>>533614157
People here think that Sniper has a literal Kangaroo wife, Demoman is banging Medic's wife, and Pyro is a woman from what are just meant to be obvious insults from one merc to another.
>>533613353
I'm sorry I don't have the time to scour the internet for new images faggot schizo
Anonymous No.533615782 >>533621805
>>533615549
everything you listed is ironically more canon than your mentally ill headcanons based off a slop cosmetic based off a non-canon third party game lmao
Anonymous No.533616268
>>533614157
That’s what I meant
People take β€œHeavy has a PhD” as a fact when he could be very well just lying at the poker table
Anonymous No.533616448
>More and more Heavy shirts are getting updated to remove the bandolier
SOVLESS
Anonymous No.533616943
Is TF2 STILL the most fun you can have online? (5:48:57)
Anonymous No.533617607 >>533619317
>>533572339
>Add vscript support in late 2022
>Add VSH and ZI in the following 2 updates to show what vscript is capable of
>It took 2 weeks after release to make VSH functional
I’m guessing Eric realized vscript game modes aren’t worth the hassle that comes with officially adding them, even if it’s a simpler vscript game mode like VIP. He’s already turned down prop hunt, gun game and VIP so I guess that’s gonna be the trend going forward.
Message seems to be to use vscript to enhance maps, not to make new game modes
Anonymous No.533619317 >>533619627
>>533617607
I wish mobster came out way back in 2022. I would have preferred that shit over saxton.
Anonymous No.533619627 >>533619743
>>533619317
I disagree, VSH was the most famous community game mode so I'm glad to have it officially in the game in some form. Some of us thought we were gonna get it when "Mercenary Park" was announced and Saxton mentioned needing something else to fight.
Also Saxton Hale is an important character, Mobster is just an OC. I wouldn't mind having both but if I had to pick one it would be Saxton.
Anonymous No.533619743 >>533620102
>>533619627
okay fine how about a compromise. I wish we had mobster over zombie infection.
Anonymous No.533620102 >>533620331
>>533619743
I can agree with that
Anonymous No.533620331
>>533620102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egrlkUWFhk
Anonymous No.533621805
>>533615782
I am not homo schizo sorry anon
Anonymous No.533622035
i stand with my gay mercs
Anonymous No.533622143
>>533497159 (OP)
Anonymous No.533622148
then you'll be standing with no one because none of them are gay
Anonymous No.533622287
>>533517731
It's rare but I actually got to play a full match of Atom Smash a few days ago after it won a map vote. Was pretty fun and made me wish it wasn't so hard to find a full match of it kek.
Anonymous No.533622485 >>533623621
I finally figured out why the demo swords are so aggravating to play against.
Due to their extended range, it means that if you've been hit once by it, the odds are extremely in the Demoman's favor that the second hit will connect, because the range is greater than the distance you can put between yourself and his next swing.
Anonymous No.533623059 >>533623164 >>533649342
why do tf2 players feel the need to change their steam name every month
Anonymous No.533623164 >>533623621
>>533623059
cuz i like variety nigga
Anonymous No.533623621 >>533623923
>>533622485
>I finally figured out why the demo swords are so aggravating to play against.
they're not
>>533623164
its obnoxious and i hate it
Anonymous No.533623923 >>533624054
>>533623621
steam already has aliases for you types just set a name for them and never be confused again
Anonymous No.533624054
>>533623923
the aliases dont show up on servers or on people you havent added to friends
Anonymous No.533625403 >>533626393
>>533611339
soldier also have several cosmetics and a weapon that feature the ace of spades, it's a war thing, not your bbc fetish lol
Anonymous No.533625708 >>533625826
Which is a workshopper more likely to reference
Anonymous No.533625826 >>533626403
>>533625708
would say it depends on who made the item, if its a tranny then 100% its bbc coded
Anonymous No.533625982 >>533626193 >>533659965
My TF2 classlimits idea
>8 and below
no heavy, no engineer, max 1 of each class
>9-14 players
1 hvy, 1 engineer, max 2 of each other class
>15-24 players
2 heavy, 2 engineer, max 3 of other classes
>25-32
3 heavy, 3 engineer, max 5 of other classes

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.533626193 >>533626379 >>533626496
>>533625982
class limits are not vanilla; your idea is bad and harmful
Anonymous No.533626379
>>533626193
>server cvars put in the game by valve
>not vanilla
You dont know what vanilla means
Anonymous No.533626393
>>533625403
the fact that zoomer trannies have been programmed to associate an ace of spades with bbc will never not be funny and sad. i miss tf2 before it was filled with trannies
Anonymous No.533626403
>>533625826
It's made by a Russian and a dude with a Skeletor profile pic and I don't see any obvious signs of trannydom.
The Russian might not have known about the connotation from the language barrier
Anonymous No.533626496 >>533626578
>>533626193
>your idea is bad and harmful
why? classlimits are a good way to avoid class spam, we've all seen servers with way too many spies and way too many snipers and it just sucks
>b-but my wacky "everyone goes heavy" experience that happens once in a blue moon
yea you can go to a class war server or a goofing around server for that, but for solid, regular gameplay, classlimits help
Anonymous No.533626578
>>533626496
nta. stop telling people what class to play in casual you fucking loser. go play scrims and get your shit kicked in if you want a serious match so much
Anonymous No.533626729 >>533626840 >>533626858
>stop telling people how to play basketball man its fine if we kick the ball or sit on top of it just let people enjoy things even if it actually ruins matches and the enjoyment of others
Anonymous No.533626840
>>533626729
This would be true if basketball wasn't a sport that has rules of how you are supposed to play
Anonymous No.533626858
>>533626729
why do you get to arbitrarily decide the rules of the game, you dogshit player?
Anonymous No.533626879 >>533626963
>you should allow 5 goalkeepers in soccer and let the junior teams have 8 forward players with no defence bro just let people enjoy things
Anonymous No.533626963
>>533626879
I'll forever thank Valve (regardless of their decade long negligence for the bots) for the fact they don't hire new trannies like you to ruin the game.
Anonymous No.533627012 >>533627241
Classlimits lead to an objectivelly better experience due to avoiding class spam

Class spam can be bad in two ways
>leading to a weaker team (spy spam, sniper spam, pyro spam)
>leading to a stronger team (demoman spam, heavy/engi spam on defence)

you literally have no arguments against this, you just say "its not vanilla" (by definition its in the game so its vanilla) and sperg out
Anonymous No.533627241
>>533627012
>objectivelly
you can't spell the word, let alone know what it means
Anonymous No.533627349 >>533627525
I will be our team's fourth Spy, and I will be happy.
Anonymous No.533627380 >>533627443
>brings up spelling because he doesn't have arguments
i knew it but thanks for confirming
Anonymous No.533627443
>>533627380
keep sperging out troon
Anonymous No.533627525 >>533717040
>>533627349
my wife akari...
Anonymous No.533627628 >>533627789
>classlimits are bad because... because... ur just a troon
>tf2 is about le chaos and le wacky moments bro
>isnt it hecking wholesome when theres 8 snipers wearing ghastly gibus at once
Anonymous No.533627756
knockback rage more like basedjak rage
Anonymous No.533627789 >>533627915
>>533627628
You're trying too hard to fit in
Anonymous No.533627915 >>533628516
>>533627789
id be if i was a tool who parrots opinions they dont even understand like "muh vanilla is no classlimits"
Anonymous No.533628167 >>533629457
We're really excited to show off what we've been up to this month. In our latest progress report, we cover our refactoring and expansion of Multiteam support, returning and upcoming shader changes, mapping tools, neck stumps, wrinklemaps, a new damage feedback system, and way way more that couldn't get a full spotlight yet! As always, let us know what you think

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3545060/view/533230820789331299
Anonymous No.533628203
>tf2 classic
dont give a fuck
Anonymous No.533628516
>>533627915
Again, it feels amazing knowing valve will never add your shitty ideas to tf2
Anonymous No.533628541
>>533517731
>Removed the gauntlet
soulless
Anonymous No.533628656 >>533628743
>valve will never add your shitty ideas to tf2
Anonymous No.533628743 >>533628826
>>533628656
you have to be retarded and/or delusional if you think this means they're going to add class limits to casual
Anonymous No.533628826 >>533629000
>>533628743
I never brought up casual
i would just run a pub server like that if i had one
Anonymous No.533629000 >>533630736 >>533630874
>>533628826
so they didn't "add" your idea. also it's braindead easy to run a server; nothing is stopping you. aside from the fact no one would want to play on it
Anonymous No.533629457
>>533628167
Very cool stufferino
Anonymous No.533630323
>2025
>Orbiting effects are STILL broken
Why do whales put up with this?
Anonymous No.533630736
>>533629000
nigga casual literally didnt exist when they added general classlimits for pubs in 2014 and class-specific limits go back to 2010 before valve servers didnt exist
not that you were around back then
https://www.teamfortress.com/119/
Anonymous No.533630874
>>533629000
>aside from the fact no one would want to play on it
yes this is exactly why nobody plays on The Fragzone or konata.tf, its retarded and autistic to run a server if you dont have any plan for promotion or a group of friends to get it going so you're better off figuring out a promotion plan rather than the specifics about rules and cvars
Anonymous No.533634275 >>533638386
TF2 already has a VIP mode, it's called playing Medic.
Anonymous No.533638386
>>533634275
and much like vip mode, almost no one wants to play medic
Anonymous No.533641580 >>533641835
imo the AWPer hand should be modified to be more like the AWP (double-zoom, slightly more damage, slightly slower reload)
Anonymous No.533641835
>>533641580
Machina is right there and that change would step on its toes too much. What maps even need such an increased zoom distance? Just seems like making Sniper even easier.
Anonymous No.533642035 >>533642145
>sniper leaves the match after i end xis killstreak

I wish they would all do this.
Anonymous No.533642145
>>533642035
you saved him from the serverblight now run
Anonymous No.533644349 >>533645945 >>533652104
Which one of you posted >>>/bant/23034254
Anonymous No.533645945
>>533644349
You + not joining + L + ratiod.
Anonymous No.533647536 >>533653057
why did he do it?
Anonymous No.533648173
attention whore
Anonymous No.533649342
>>533623059
I change it multiple times a month
Anonymous No.533652104
>>533644349
i will be joining
Anonymous No.533652395 >>533652726 >>533653018 >>533653185 >>533653209
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3525235354
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3529799141
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3531956025
>Australium Gunslinger
>Australium Buff Banner
>Australium Thermal Thruster
I think Valve is going to add a bunch of new Australiums for the MvM update and these creators are looking to get free money by making gold textures. And you honestly can't blame them, they found a literal gold mine.
Anonymous No.533652726
>>533652395
valve isn't eric
Anonymous No.533653018
>>533652395
Why wouldn't Valve just make them themselves? Community made Australiums would be retarded.
Anonymous No.533653057 >>533654159
>>533647536
Is that streamer a troon or something?
Anonymous No.533653185
>>533652395
Oh har har, very cute pun. Also I'd rather get new zealiums.
Anonymous No.533653209 >>533653647 >>533654363
>>533652395
I'd be shocked if valve adds anything desu
Anonymous No.533653647 >>533654541
>>533653209
I think they need to, it would just be a glorified potato.tf event if they didn't add any new fabricators or Australiums
Anonymous No.533654159 >>533665114
>>533653057
yes
Anonymous No.533654231
>new MVM missions
>new contracts
>new loot
>new weapons
Do the needful Eric.
Anonymous No.533654363
>>533653209
I'd be really really happy if they gave Halloween spells as rewards.
Anonymous No.533654452
>valve
>doing anything

kek
Anonymous No.533654541 >>533659713
>>533653647
Considering every update for past few years I'd say you're greatly overestimating what we'll get, but with that said, giving us an MvM update at all is a surprise, so maybe we'll get more. Or it'll just be an excuse to add more maps without bloating the casual pool even more.
Anonymous No.533654621 >>533655079
Maybe they'll give out the cut bot killers
Anonymous No.533655079 >>533657969
>>533654621
Botkillers are ass except for the wrench. They're just truck nuts for your guns.
Anonymous No.533657969
>>533655079
Wait until you find out what tac sacs are.
Anonymous No.533658481
Should I buy a max's head in this dead game in the year 2025?
Anonymous No.533659713 >>533660047
>>533654541
The hilarious part about MvM is that they've been stuck with the same six maps for the past 13 years while there are over 140 official maps in casual. They're dying of thirst while everyone else is drowning.
Or maybe MvMtards are just completely fine playing the same 6 maps on repeat for eternity.
Anonymous No.533659965
>>533625982
>limiting heavy and engineer more than medic
are you actually retarded
Anonymous No.533660047 >>533663156
>>533659713
There's a reason only the most prominent MvMers that stuck around are mentally damaged gambling addicts.
Anonymous No.533663156
>>533660047
stop posting fat bitches, you're offending my eyes
Anonymous No.533663315
>>533541891
truke
Anonymous No.533664432
>>533541891
actually i know him and you're wrong
Anonymous No.533664729
>>533541891
actually i know him and you're right
Anonymous No.533664890 >>533665602
DOCTOR
https://youtu.be/qff1DsCJHaw
Anonymous No.533665114
>>533654159
Lmao
Anonymous No.533665241 >>533665839
So which of the maps are the best balanced? As in the discrepancy between attacking and defending's success isn't significant. I'm not quite tell if fulgar is better for the attackers or defenders. First point is certainly very easy to attack
Anonymous No.533665602 >>533666030 >>533666050
>>533664890
I'm surprised SrPelo still watches and comments TF2 stuff now.
Anonymous No.533665839
>>533665241
SHALLOW LOOK OUT THAT MEDIC IS A SPY!!!!!
Anonymous No.533666030
>>533665602
He's an avid Zesty viewer actually.
Anonymous No.533666050
>>533665602
the fortress never leaves someone's heart
Anonymous No.533668695
ghostly girlboss
Anonymous No.533668893 >>533669012
anyone got that retarded mlg montage edit of the engineer?
Anonymous No.533669012 >>533675445
>>533668893
you mean fantastic mlg montage
Anonymous No.533670347
dead game
dead general
Anonymous No.533675445
>>533669012
kino
Anonymous No.533677132
>>533508683
Tomislav is a cancerous straight upgrade
Anonymous No.533677438
I think there should be more variations within the trolldier subclass, potentially giving Soldier a pair of feathered wings instead of a parachute (where lift varies based on forward momentum) or Thor's hammer instead of a Market Gardener, which has an explosive AoE attack after rocket-jumping but its damage depends on how high you jumped.
Anonymous No.533677484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seDrRIsW3Rw
this is fire
Anonymous No.533677751 >>533678232 >>533678556 >>533680196 >>533681132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y80PLTZGTcA&ab_channel=UncleDane

(4:30)

Overwatch proves that TF2 can benefit from class limits.
Anonymous No.533678232
>>533677751
>I just don't like seeing 2 medics or 2 heavies
damn, can't argue with that logic... class limits for everyone!
Anonymous No.533678521
>&ab_channel=UncleDane
not watching
Anonymous No.533678556
>>533677751
Rolequeue or Limits or whatever you wanna call it absolutely killed Overwatch. People will ragequit and leave in mass when they cannot play what they want
Anonymous No.533679658 >>533680154
worst bait of the year
Anonymous No.533680154 >>533680427
>>533679658
It's not I was a grand master tank player, DPS queue's were so long they unironically made a "fastpass" system to combat just how skewed queues where. I understand you live in lala land and think you can magically fix casual in tf2, but retards like you have 0 idea how bad it can be.
Anonymous No.533680196
>>533677751
>I've been seeing teams struggle against teams of 5 scouts so we need class limits
Anonymous No.533680427 >>533680594
>>533680154
try replying to the right person next time dumbass tranny lmfao
Anonymous No.533680594 >>533680792
>>533680427
you're a retard, you say that right under my post regarding role queue in overwatch.
Anonymous No.533680792 >>533681185 >>533681318 >>533681327
>>533680594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqkRD4DMAuE
Anonymous No.533681132 >>533682168 >>533682564 >>533717272
>>533677751
Has anyone in the TF2 community ever had worst takes than Dane? They've all aged like milk.
Anonymous No.533681185
>>533680792
your post lost in the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous No.533681318
>>533680792
ok retard.
Anonymous No.533681327
>>533680792
your post won in the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous No.533681480 >>533684745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU52-ySJy3g
Anonymous No.533682168
>>533681132
I think in the marketplace of takes Dane definitely has the worst ones.
Anonymous No.533682564 >>533719346
>>533681132
>Has anyone in the TF2 community ever had worst takes than Dane?
SolarLight
Anonymous No.533682565 >>533684531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmr7L20GQmw
Anonymous No.533683523 >>533688678 >>533690762 >>533692707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5krSBX6q0
>Zesty uses a prebuilt computer
That's cringe, real gamers build their own PC
Anonymous No.533683660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRL8BVWy5w
Anonymous No.533683981
>drink monster energy
>scout gameplay instantly improves significantly
tfw I became a doper to play casual
Anonymous No.533684531 >>533684639
>>533682565
How did you find this?
Anonymous No.533684639
>>533684531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs
Anonymous No.533684745 >>533684923 >>533685025
>>533681480
Stop posting this video.
Anonymous No.533684923 >>533685198
>>533684745
NO!
Anonymous No.533685025 >>533685198
>>533684745
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6f/Scout_no01.wav
Anonymous No.533685198 >>533685304
>>533684923
>>533685025
It's shit.
Anonymous No.533685304 >>533685594
>>533685198
you're shit
Anonymous No.533685320 >>533686502 >>533687129 >>533688792 >>533703079
How do you cope with the face that TF2's weapons are NEVER getting team color fixes or minor balance changes, despite how easy it would be for Valve to implement, with nearly 10 years of community fixes readily available and a consensus long reached on what weapons need fixing and how?
Anonymous No.533685594
>>533685304
Bit mean.
Anonymous No.533686502
>>533685320
I don't really care about the color of the winger
Anonymous No.533687129 >>533688792
>>533685320
it rustles my autistic jimmies, and it's especially unnerving with what they did with scout's pants
Anonymous No.533688129
blu scout should have blu pants. COME ON!
Anonymous No.533688678
>>533683523
>he doesn't build xer own BBC
Oh no zestissies...
Anonymous No.533688792
>>533685320
The Winger has a blue tint because the stock pistol has a blue tint aswell, it's a tint of blue that's just meant to give a cold metallic look by using a cold color tone instead, just like the pistol.

>>533687129
Scout's pants being brown in blue team is also fine funnily enough because other classes in the BLU team have brown elements, such as;
>Heavy's and Sniper's vest
>Sniper's shoes
>Engineer's pouch
>Soldier's boots.
It's not that overly inconsistent, it also makes Scout look more unique and identifiable.
What BLU Scout needs is to have the belt loop color fixed to also be brown instead.
Anonymous No.533690762
>>533683523
who is this ESL he is talking with, disgusting accent
Anonymous No.533691665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4
Anonymous No.533692419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll6zaUq-oy8
Anonymous No.533692706
I'm going to gut you like a college gay man.
Anonymous No.533692707 >>533693430
>>533683523
I can't build my own PC, takes 5 times as long and you can destroy the whole thing in 1 second with thermal paste
Anonymous No.533693430 >>533695574
>>533692707
I'm surprised you even managed to form a sentence considering your single digit IQ
Anonymous No.533693457 >>533696578 >>533697479
it's over
Anonymous No.533693725 >>533697874
jeez 42 minutes and that post is still up jannies been slacking
Anonymous No.533695574
>>533693430
If I had a low IQ I would have decided to try building a PC instead
Anonymous No.533696578
>>533693457
Thank you for noticing the issue. We are working on solving the issue my adding more maps for the upcoming Halloween 2025 update. You can expect around 20 maps to be chosen.
Thanks.

-Eric
Anonymous No.533697479 >>533697885
>>533693457
The Mobster could have prevented this.
Anonymous No.533697874 >>533697964 >>533698065 >>533698772
>>533693725
Why is this gif 3mb? I'm scared.
Anonymous No.533697885
>>533697479
ummm wrong my small group of 12 players said it sucked and we're the majority loser
Anonymous No.533697964
>>533697874
you're scared of a filesize?
Anonymous No.533698065
>>533697874
boo
Anonymous No.533698127
#####gas passer used#####
Anonymous No.533698368
teleporter took 50
Anonymous No.533698446
The only thing the Mobster could have prevented was the fridge staying full
Anonymous No.533698550
medic took 3 on point
Anonymous No.533698772
>>533697874
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/84/Halloween_boo5.mp3
Anonymous No.533699073
>>533533745
He's actually saying "Soldier airshotting me, medic airshotting me!" There's a clip from the other guy's pov (i think he was called alec) but I can't find it anymore.
Anonymous No.533699146 >>533699559 >>533701039 >>533702159 >>533702348 >>533702812 >>533703007 >>533703056 >>533703469 >>533704079
1, 2 or 3? Trying to go for the cop Heavy.
Anonymous No.533699559
>>533699146
2
Anonymous No.533701039
>>533699146
3 looks the most cop like
Anonymous No.533702159
>>533699146
2 gives me cop vibes
Anonymous No.533702348
>>533699146
1 looks the most like a motorcycle cop, 2 & 3 need a different hat
Anonymous No.533702369
>>533508683
brass beast, more damage and more damage resistance, if you use the Dalokohs Bar. A heavy can get the jump on you and you'll still come out on top
Anonymous No.533702812
>>533699146
2 is the best out of those, 3 is similar to a loadout I used for a while but I had the summer shades instead of the tactical gear
Anonymous No.533702837
>>533532027
hi compfag
Anonymous No.533702952
Imagine if any other class in the game besides Spy was allowed to get 150% extra health every time you kill a person.
Anonymous No.533703007
>>533699146
2
Anonymous No.533703056
>>533699146
1
Anonymous No.533703079
>>533685320
one day we're all gonna wake up to an unexpected update that fixes everything wrong with this game, and give pyro giant tits
Anonymous No.533703469
>>533699146
three
Anonymous No.533704079
>>533699146
1
Anonymous No.533707241 >>533707329 >>533707343 >>533707568 >>533707962 >>533708021 >>533708096 >>533708142 >>533708181 >>533708184 >>533708203 >>533708379 >>533709273
Hey I need (You) to name my Tomislav
Anonymous No.533707329
>>533707241
I love gambling
Anonymous No.533707343
>>533707241
Goldstein's Own Jew Gold
Anonymous No.533707568
>>533707241
I wish this was stock
Anonymous No.533707962 >>533708864
>>533707241
I drink your milkshake!

Optional description: I drink it up!
Anonymous No.533708021
>>533707241
Fempyro is my wife
Anonymous No.533708096
>>533707241
533707241
Anonymous No.533708142
>>533707241
I named mine 'Heavy Jumpscare,' and most people who die from it think the name’s pretty funny.
Anonymous No.533708181
>>533707241
Minigun is better
Anonymous No.533708184 >>533708259 >>533708319
>>533707241
My pride against yours
Anonymous No.533708203
>>533707241
I promise you, painis without end...
Anonymous No.533708259
>>533708184
winrar
Anonymous No.533708319
>>533708184
>My pride against yours
It's not overly funny
Anonymous No.533708379
>>533707241
I <3 downgrades
Anonymous No.533708864
>>533707962
Anonymous No.533709273 >>533709535 >>533709597
>>533707241
You didn't post a number.
Anonymous No.533709416
nobody tell her
Anonymous No.533709535
>>533709273
Anonymous No.533709597 >>533709760
>>533709273
apparently the "tour" thing on the pic meant 4
Anonymous No.533709760 >>533709853
>>533709597
You are why cursive should still be taught in schools
Anonymous No.533709853 >>533709993
>>533709760
useless boomer writing should stay dead
Anonymous No.533709993 >>533710145
>>533709853
Enjoy not being able to read my fancy script bitch nigga
Anonymous No.533710145
>>533709993
not him though just saying cursive should stay dead
Anonymous No.533710518
Demofloyd poster here. I'm Latinx. I can't read cursive.
Anonymous No.533710906
I know how to write in cursive but I can’t read my own cursive
Anonymous No.533711086
I'm kinda over flankfortress 2. How many of your deaths actually come from head on engagements? 0. You have to fucking tunnel vision the scunt that's coming head on towards you and actively trying to avoid your projectiles. You can't notice the demoknig flying in at 500 mph in your blind spot with a guaranteed crit queued up. You can't notice the sniper showing off 1 pixel from 5 miles away with a guaranteed crit queued up. Etc. Etc.
Anonymous No.533711772 >>533712319 >>533712359 >>533712537 >>533712604 >>533712635 >>533712853 >>533713089 >>533713115 >>533713218 >>533713551 >>533714028 >>533714091 >>533714560 >>533714875 >>533714913 >>533714937 >>533715052 >>533715106
need a name for this shit to match my /tf2g/-named cat's pajamas
I actually have a few name tags to go through
6
Anonymous No.533711882
Force a nature scout mogs combo pyro in every way.
Anonymous No.533712319
>>533711772
Konata's pantsu sniffer
Anonymous No.533712359
>>533711772
Chud Furry Drip
Anonymous No.533712410
>join zesty's server for an hour, 2 unfunny bullies on a call sucking each other off on vc the entire time
>insulting other players, playing edgy rick may ai voice clips
>or kvetching about how zesty chose to ban a weapon (obviously not giving a shit about game balance and just doing it to ragebait)
y can't these people just be normal?
Anonymous No.533712537
>>533711772
Sissy Furry Boy
Anonymous No.533712604
>>533711772
Femboy Cage
Anonymous No.533712635 >>533713089
>>533711772
*notices ur bulge* OwO whats this...?
Anonymous No.533712853
>>533711772
Registered Child Predator
Anonymous No.533713089
>>533711772
>>533712635
rero
Anonymous No.533713115
>>533711772
I <3 bulging furry knots :3
Anonymous No.533713218
>>533711772
Ruben Sim did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.533713551
>>533711772
I was groomed by NeoDement in 2014
Anonymous No.533713875 >>533714741 >>533717148 >>533722321 >>533733997 >>533740809
Any tips on playing sniper? My second least played class but I've been in the mood to try him out
Anonymous No.533714026 >>533714123
I have failed my engineer friends. I couldn't save their buildings.
Anonymous No.533714028
>>533711772
I love shupo ass
Anonymous No.533714091
>>533711772
I am a balding pedophile
Anonymous No.533714123
>>533714026
hey, that pyro looks a bit odd...
Anonymous No.533714560
>>533711772
Toby Fox is a faggot
Anonymous No.533714741
>>533713875
I love how we can see you warm up in real time in this webm
Anonymous No.533714875
>>533711772
Zesty Jesus lost.
Anonymous No.533714913
>>533711772
Zesty Jesus won
Anonymous No.533714937
>>533711772
Zesty Jesus won
Anonymous No.533715052
>>533711772
Zesty Jesus will never win
Anonymous No.533715106 >>533715346
>>533711772
add me for erp
Anonymous No.533715346
>>533715106
kind of a boring winner
I was intending to use all 5 tonight, but that took longer than expected. So I'll do another one and save the rest of the name tags for later. I'll post the other roll in a bit
Anonymous No.533715469 >>533715543 >>533715645 >>533715668 >>533715737 >>533715743 >>533715781 >>533715797 >>533715876 >>533715959
okay, here's another roll
9
Anonymous No.533715543
>>533715469
add me for erp
Anonymous No.533715645
>>533715469
GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!!!
Anonymous No.533715668
>>533715469
I <3 bulging furry knots :3
Anonymous No.533715737
>>533715469
i love tranny cum
Anonymous No.533715743
>>533715469
Miraculous Faggot
Anonymous No.533715781
>>533715469
ye olde firecaster's tabard
Anonymous No.533715797
>>533715469
add me for furry erp
Anonymous No.533715876
>>533715469
I don't have teeth
Anonymous No.533715959 >>533715997 >>533716441
>>533715469
My cumstained shirt (it smells bad)
Anonymous No.533715997
>>533715959
lol deserved winner
Anonymous No.533716441 >>533717045 >>533717963 >>533718142
>>533715959
okay, that's it for tonight
can I say something? What happened to this place?
Sure, the point of name rolls is to get something funny and/or embarrassing, but I feel like at this point, the definition of funny for people here is tranny this, faggot that, nigger, le BBC, gooning, eceleb shit, dead overdosed nigger funny. Gone are the days of creative, funny names. I feel like it wasn't this bad just a few years ago.
Anonymous No.533716534
keep crying baby!
Anonymous No.533716609 >>533716768 >>533717332 >>533717565
so is this shit a scam?
how else can they afford to be 30% CHEAPER than their competitors
I just want to buy some tickets to play mvm
Anonymous No.533716662
>>533500541
soldier coming for that HAT
Anonymous No.533716768 >>533717189
>>533716609
it's as much of a scam as backpack.tf
backpack.tf is operated by tranny pedos
mannco store is operated by scammers. but not the kind that would just scam you out of your purchases. they are just sleazy cunts. but the site is "safe"
Anonymous No.533717040
>>533627525
MMMM ....hat
Anonymous No.533717045
>>533716441
just remove the name lmao
Anonymous No.533717148
>>533713875
just aim good
Anonymous No.533717189 >>533717408
>>533716768
I mean scam as in is it safe to put in my card details to buy some shit
I dont care if they give you pennies for your australiums, or if theyre run by epstein himself from hell
the prices are too low and most of the text in the site seems to have been written by a pajeet
Anonymous No.533717272
>>533681132
Last video I saw of him was the aggressive engi spawm camp now so I have no idea what he has said, and I'm too lazy to watch him so I can use the tl:dr
Anonymous No.533717332
>>533716609
>so is this shit a scam?
they are good and legit ive bought and sold hundreds of dollars worth of stuff there
>how else can they afford to be 30% CHEAPER than their competitors
the bigger question is how can their competitor afford to be 30% more expensive and the answer is the only competitor is the scrap/marketplace/backpack conglomerate which is a literal monopoly
Anonymous No.533717408 >>533717883
>>533717189
I've never used it, but I know people who have and they claim it is safe.
I still wouldn't just put my card info on it. But I would put my card info on marketplace.tf either. I avoid that as much as possible. I try to use other shit like Paypal as much as I can instead. Can you use PayPal on Mannco.store?
Anonymous No.533717565 >>533717883
>>533716609
>how else can they afford
they don't afford anything they let people buy and sell in a free market, they just collect 5 cents off every dollar that for hosting a safe and secure place to do so
Anonymous No.533717705
it's a steam item trading site just use bitcoin you mongs
Anonymous No.533717883 >>533718201 >>533718278
>>533717408
I live in a shithole that blocks paypal so a prepaid visa is the only way
>>533717565
but why is marketplace so expensive then
Anonymous No.533717963
>>533716441
you came in here with a furfag pyro set asking for us to name it are you retarded?
Anonymous No.533718142 >>533718347 >>533718364
>>533716441
>Gone are the days of creative, funny names.
As someone who's been here too long you weren't around for when every roll winner was "my epic"
It was never creative
Anonymous No.533718201
>>533717883
>but why is marketplace so expensive then
because they have bought up and/or killed the competition
they have a monopoly
So they can charge whatever the fuck they want
mannco.store is relatively decent. for a while it was only marketplace.tf
Anonymous No.533718278
>>533717883
marketplace only allows "trusted/well known" tf2 trading community members to sell these days which has led to higher prices as there is way less competition compared to a few years ago

there is always somebody willing to sell cheaper but if you never allow that cheaper salesman to sell in the first place the prices will stay higher

manncostore lets anyone sell, and ergo the prices are much lower in general as people are more likely to "cash out" for way cheaper and tank the value of items in a way that can not happen on a more controlled and slower site like marketplace
Anonymous No.533718347 >>533719628
>>533718142
we should bring that back every once in a while i run into an oldfag with a my epic weapon on a 4chan server and it always gives me a giggle
Anonymous No.533718364 >>533719628
>>533718142
I actually do have a RL called my epic, so I have been around long enough to see that. which wasn't that long ago, so no idea why you're acting like that was 5 decades ago
Anonymous No.533719252
just watched the bloopander UFR stream and i couldnt stop the cum from dribbling out, god 4 hours of gay team fortress 2 puppet.........
Anonymous No.533719346
>>533682564
Agree but I think I'm mostly just repulsed by the idea of """maining""" demoknight
Anonymous No.533719628 >>533719698 >>533719815
>>533718347
>>533718364
because I'm someone who occasionally rolls "my epic" just to keep the tradition alive, it's actually about an 11 year old roll name
Anonymous No.533719698 >>533720016
>>533719628
I do that too, I think I hit one not too long ago
Anonymous No.533719815 >>533720016
>>533719628
same
Anonymous No.533720016
>>533719698
>>533719815
Anonymous No.533720268 >>533720761
>>533500541
i can see konata's panties...
Anonymous No.533720761
>>533720268
pervert
Anonymous No.533721825 >>533722117 >>533722892
This should be the next OP.
Anonymous No.533722117 >>533722362 >>533722581 >>533723465 >>533725578
>>533721825
I dunno, it has "terminally online schizo who lets anime bother him too much" vibes. Would rather use this one
>>533500541
Anonymous No.533722321
>>533713875
just from this clip you're already better than 90% of snipers in casual
>stock with gibus
lol
Anonymous No.533722362 >>533722531 >>533725483 >>533726984
>>533722117
desu getting worked up people don't like the same stuff as them is more paranoid schizo behavior than someone not liking something.
Anonymous No.533722402
https://youtu.be/KYVvLFn7-Eg?si=1L88fItgvckTFg9J
it's crazy how much age can affect us, even videogame performance
Anonymous No.533722531 >>533722625 >>533722665 >>533723465
>>533722362
>desu getting worked up people don't like the same stuff as them is more paranoid schizo behavior
You mean to the point of firing up SFM and making a gif where you're killing the characters you don't like? Yeah, I agree
Anonymous No.533722581
>>533722117
i think you're on the mark there
Anonymous No.533722625 >>533722846
>>533722531
See that's what i mean, that sfm is ancient as fuck and silly at best. You're letting it straight up prove you're paranoid/delusional.
Anonymous No.533722665
>>533722531
I didn't make it, I just found it and saved it because I think it's funny.
Anonymous No.533722782
>>533500541
I want to sniff this picture
Anonymous No.533722846 >>533722942 >>533723009 >>533723110 >>533723465
>>533722625
>I'm not the schizo! You are for calling me out on it!!
I'm not the one getting mad over anime and begging for anime girl gore to be in the OP buddy
Anonymous No.533722892 >>533723330 >>533723465
>>533721825
ehh, it's a bit too reddit-y
Anonymous No.533722942 >>533723103
>>533722846
i'm not the guy who posted it, I just think you psychoanalyzing incorrectly and getting worked up over someone disliking something you care too much about it. Retarded faggot
Anonymous No.533723009
>>533722846
Keep calling him out anon, you got him
Anonymous No.533723103 >>533723291
>>533722942
How am I worked up for just stating a fact that it seems like a schizo image? You immediately got mad at me and tried to call me a schizo just for pointing that out. Take your meds
Anonymous No.533723110
>>533722846
yeah feed into the voices, keep attacking him man!
Anonymous No.533723204
>top scoring
>blowing up the whole enemy team
>call for medic with full uber
>go in but he baits me at the last second then ubers someone else
>die and we lose the round
you worthless fucking cretin how dare you
Anonymous No.533723291
>>533723103
You called him a schizo for an obvious shitpost SFM which will make most normal people scoff or ignore it, instead you're going off the rails at him and me for pointing out the obliviousness of your actions. I genuinely mean it, go one post without thinking everything is out to get you. That is genuine schizophrenia.
Anonymous No.533723330 >>533723428 >>533723482 >>533723914 >>533724156
>>533722892
It is literally from reddit lol
not OP material
Anonymous No.533723428
>>533723330
why am I not surprised LOL yeah ignore that fag, not worth your time
Anonymous No.533723465 >>533723617
>>533722117
>>533722531
>>533722846
>>533722892
TRVKES
Anonymous No.533723482 >>533724007 >>533724057
>>533723330
>Found creation
it's not from reddit, it was posted on reddit. retard
Anonymous No.533723617
>>533723465
I concur with this anon, these are pretty truthful and has sufficiently btfo the schizo. He's already on damage control.
Anonymous No.533723746
Cortisol is so cool man
Anonymous No.533723914
>>533723330
>he doesn't know
lol
Anonymous No.533724007 >>533724214
>>533723482
shut up this doesn't fit the narrative i hate reddit i harat redtid i hatthe reeeeeee
Anonymous No.533724057 >>533724186 >>533724214
>>533723482
>no other source other than that reddit post
>reddit post is the oldest
>california gurls meme
yeah it's reddit originated
Anonymous No.533724134 >>533724297 >>533724483
never forget august 2nd 2025, the day demofloyd spammer. revealed himself to be a redditor
this one is going in my /tf2g/ cringe compilation
Anonymous No.533724156 >>533724268
>>533723330
Mine has a 4chan filename which means I found it on 4chan.
Anonymous No.533724186
>>533724057
don't bother with the retard he'll never admit when he was btfo
Anonymous No.533724196 >>533724360 >>533724360 >>533724360 >>533724367 >>533724780
damn you guys are destroying the schizo! now maybe spend your time doing something that actually matters to the tf2 community like signal boosting posts to bring back quickplay.
no? you'd rather just keep shitting on an irrelevant schizo on an anonymous thread? that's what matters to you? okay
Anonymous No.533724214
>>533724007
lol

>>533724057
you're genuinely just a retard man
Anonymous No.533724268 >>533724389 >>533724431 >>533724489 >>533724505 >>533724710 >>533724847
>>533724156
I'm sure you did lil buddy!
Anonymous No.533724283
anti anime schizos forever seething anime won in the marketplace of ideas here
Anonymous No.533724297
>>533724134
I'm not the demofloyd spammer, I just find it funny, also it's the 3rd not the 2nd.
Anonymous No.533724360
>>533724196
>>533724196
>>533724196
Anonymous No.533724367 >>533725114 >>533725184
>>533724196
Sorry, I just think anime is very important to me.
Anonymous No.533724389
>>533724268
keep owning him brudduh, doing gods work
Anonymous No.533724431
>>533724268
lmao he's a bad liar
Anonymous No.533724483
>>533724134
we actually already knew he came here off the reddit boat, he's posted reddit screencaps himself before even
Anonymous No.533724489 >>533724591
>>533724268
Nah it originally had audio I just removed it so I could post it here.
Anonymous No.533724505
>>533724268
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.533724591 >>533724712 >>533724751
>>533724489
... because you downloaded it off reddit LOL
Anonymous No.533724710
>>533724268
yeah
that's it
own that fucking faggot
Anonymous No.533724712
>>533724591
LOLLLLL
Anonymous No.533724751 >>533724849 >>533725250
>>533724591
No I downloaded it off 4chan.
Anonymous No.533724780 >>533724849 >>533724936
>>533724196
Seeing someone get this worked up over an sfm meme of the mercs dancing over what I presume is dead genshin impact characters, is by far the funniest shit ever and perfectly encapsulates why nothing will ever change.
Anonymous No.533724847
>>533724268
this image should be the next op
embroidered with some sentiment of the significance of today, august 2, 2025, the day demofloyd lost forever in the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous No.533724849
>>533724751
>>533724780
redditor lol
Anonymous No.533724936 >>533725059
>>533724780
Yeah I know right, I can't believe someone started melting down when people said it felt like a schizo image and therefore undoubtedly proved it was a schizo image
Anonymous No.533724967 >>533725037 >>533725223
>he's posted reddit screencaps himself before even
Anonymous No.533725037
>>533724967
oh no no no floyd sisters not like this
Anonymous No.533725059
>>533724936
yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Anonymous No.533725114 >>533725231 >>533725284
>>533724367
I can see how it is important to you, if you are trans.
Anonymous No.533725184
>>533724367
You are one of god's chosen.
Anonymous No.533725223
>>533724967
>redditfloyd
Yikes!
Anonymous No.533725231
>>533725114
it's also important to you, you've built your entire identity on despising it
you are trans
not big souprice
Anonymous No.533725250 >>533725516
>>533724751
no one believes you *humming*
Anonymous No.533725284
>>533725114
Yeah you're right.
Anonymous No.533725307 >>533725405 >>533725775
>533724268
>533724389
>533724431
>533724505
>533724710
>533724847
>533724847
Samefags
Anonymous No.533725405 >>533725516
>>533725307
aww, too scared to reply? or maybe you don't know how to use the website because you just came in from reddit?
Anonymous No.533725408
>533725307
seething redditor
Anonymous No.533725483 >>533725578 >>533725775 >>533726239 >>533726984 >>533727105
>>533722362
Anonymous No.533725516 >>533725775
>>533725250
I don't use that shit.

>>533725405
I know exactly how to use it, it just didn't let me because it said it was spam.
Anonymous No.533725578
>>533725483
meant for
>>533722117
Anonymous No.533725775 >>533725839
>>533725307
>>533725483
>>533725516
btfo redditor
Anonymous No.533725839
>>533725775
it's so sad the way he keeps melting down LOL
Anonymous No.533725842 >>533726028
stop fighting :c
Anonymous No.533725882 >>533725990 >>533726028
start fucking :3
Anonymous No.533725990
>>533725882
I'll start with you! *unzips*
Anonymous No.533726028
>>533725842
>>533725882
A true patriot wouldn't do either and infact fight more.
Anonymous No.533726239 >>533727105
>>533725483
Animefags just can't stop losing
Anonymous No.533726502
yeah we raped the redditfag enough. let's get to fragging boys.
Anonymous No.533726774 >>533726962 >>533727189 >>533727325
When a server starts to get too racist, you just have to take it down
Anonymous No.533726962
>>533726774
based. bigotry has no place in our community.
Anonymous No.533726984 >>533727105
>>533725483
>>533722362
5 mins of life gone, but yep
Anonymous No.533727105 >>533727217 >>533727252 >>533727534
>>533726239
>>533726984
>>533725483
Anonymous No.533727189
>>533726774
based casual chad keep taking down all the community servers so people play casual instead
Anonymous No.533727217
>>533727105
LOL
Anonymous No.533727252
>>533727105
hit the nail on the head
Anonymous No.533727325
>>533726774
you fucking faggot, you don't take down otaku servers
Anonymous No.533727534 >>533727610 >>533727662 >>533728042
>>533727105
I mean he's right, you got offended at a shitty sfm... Picrel is you
Anonymous No.533727586 >>533727814
Good fucking lord, how are you people still having this same argument for like a year?
Anonymous No.533727610 >>533727782
>>533727534
I'm not the same anon, you lost buddy. hard. I mean a redditor and a schizo? LMAO
Anonymous No.533727662 >>533727782
>>533727534
everyone in this thread is laughing at you rn blud you lost
Anonymous No.533727782 >>533729879
>>533727610
>>533727662
I just think you fellas care too much, it's great really
Anonymous No.533727814
>>533727586
Anonymous No.533728042
>>533727534
Kek
Anonymous No.533729474 >>533729586 >>533729831 >>533729963 >>533730131 >>533732978
I am struggling to name my crossbow something that is actually interesting and funny.....
>no edgy 4chan humour shit
>no cringe reddit humour shit
>no degenerate shit
give me something everyone can look and chuckle, or get mad, idk, incite some emotion.
Anonymous No.533729586
>>533729474
stand still moron
Anonymous No.533729831
>>533729474
konata's toe jam sandwich
Anonymous No.533729879
>>533727782
says the redditor going on still. keep it up, it's great.
Anonymous No.533729963
>>533729474
konata's belly button lint
Anonymous No.533730131
>>533729474
demofloyd lost 8/2/25
Anonymous No.533730382 >>533730649 >>533731121 >>533731158 >>533767638
What merc can cook the best food?
Anonymous No.533730649
>>533730382
engi and spy are the only ones I would trust with making food
Anonymous No.533731121
>>533730382
Engi
Heavy
Spy
I don't think the others could cook well at all.
Anonymous No.533731158
>>533730382
Heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs
Anonymous No.533732978
>>533729474
i only heal demomen with this <3
Anonymous No.533733110 >>533733767 >>533734192
original users are uncircumcised and stocktards are butchered cutfags
kwab
Anonymous No.533733608
obsessed with other mens cocks award
Anonymous No.533733686
mad stockfag above me
Anonymous No.533733767
>>533733110
But I use stock and am uncircumcised
Frankly using original seems kind of counterproductive in a game where every projectile comes from the right of the screen
Anonymous No.533733997
>>533713875
no one has sniper advice because that class is for faggots
Anonymous No.533734120
>stock: is what came pre-packed, tf2 sounds, shoots a bit curved like god intended
>original: weird after birth modification, makes weird noises, your characters viewmodel doesn't even want to touch it and just has a awkward hover hand, shoots in a weird straight line giving you no tactical advantage
Anonymous No.533734192
>>533733110
Black Box users wear chastity cages :3c
Anonymous No.533734779 >>533734817 >>533735350 >>533735362 >>533738064
>>533497159 (OP)
Only bots and troons keep playing this shit
Anonymous No.533734817
>>533734779
trvth nvke
Anonymous No.533735350
>>533734779
beep boop maggot
Anonymous No.533735362
>>533734779
And furries too!
Anonymous No.533735398
i use cheats in tf2.
i'm also trans btw, not that it matters.
Anonymous No.533736680 >>533737032 >>533737137 >>533737569
me: I love TF2, if only there was a way for braindead subhumans like me without an internal monologue to have fun too
robin walker: A new update has come out for team fortress 2.
Changelog:
Added The Sniper.
True story.
Anonymous No.533737032
>>533736680
THANK YOU ROBIN WALKER
Anonymous No.533737137
>>533736680
erm... but sniper was there in quake fortress... he wasn't added in a patch
I will not be awarding this post any reddit gold good sir
Anonymous No.533737569
>>533736680 (Me)
>sniper
woops I meant engineer my bad
Anonymous No.533737919 >>533738175 >>533738204
Im boutta go to bed, hopefully the next OP is good!
Anonymous No.533738064
>>533734779
only people who got fucking destroyed in-game post this shit
Anonymous No.533738175 >>533738345
>>533737919
Im trans btw, if that wasn't obvious from my pic hehe
Anonymous No.533738204
>>533737919
don't worry, it will be ;)
Anonymous No.533738345 >>533738502
>>533738175
Nu-uh, all the people who post anime reaction images are trans and all the people who post funny floyd reacrion images are straight.
Anonymous No.533738502 >>533739106
>>533738345
I've seen the exact opposite actually, we just learned floydposters are trannies from reddit today
Anonymous No.533738632
>funny floyd reacrion images
oxymoron
Anonymous No.533738917
i'd unironically take a swallow god OP than a demo OP
Anonymous No.533739106
>>533738502
Not everyone on reddit is trans.
Anonymous No.533739607 >>533739694 >>533739872 >>533739904 >>533740016 >>533740253 >>533740809 >>533742174 >>533742369 >>533760096
What should the next OP be?
Anonymous No.533739694 >>533739805 >>533739904 >>533740154 >>533740297
>>533739607
>>533500541
easily
Anonymous No.533739805
>>533739694
Off-topic threads shouldn't be allowed.
Anonymous No.533739872 >>533740012 >>533740154 >>533740297
>>533739607
this post >>533500541
appears to have found favour in the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous No.533739904 >>533740154 >>533740297
>>533739607
>>533739694
seconded
Anonymous No.533740012 >>533740148
>>533739872
Doesn't have any TF2 characters in it.
Anonymous No.533740016 >>533740308
>>533739607
the simpsons face paint edit
Anonymous No.533740148
>>533740012
A tf2 map, mercenary park, is featured in the aforementioned post. Additionally, the girls are adorned with various Team Fortress 2 cosmetics. Such a thread would not be "off-topic."
Anonymous No.533740154 >>533740258
>>533739694
>>533739872
>>533739904
Samefags
Anonymous No.533740253
>>533739607
see >>533500541
Anonymous No.533740258
>>533740154
you are a very sore loser
Anonymous No.533740295 >>533742329
Valve made a really fun game that still holds up to modern games.
Anonymous No.533740297
>>533739694
>>533739872 (You)
>>533739904
Separatechads
Anonymous No.533740308
>>533740016
That's a good idea, that image has definitely won the marketplace of ideas.
Anonymous No.533740809
>>533739607
my goat breaking his sniper hymen >>533713875
Anonymous No.533742174
>>533739607
ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
Anonymous No.533742329
>>533740295
>that still holds up to modern games.
I keep hearing this phrase but I can't think of any games that doesn't "holds up" (aside from the n64 because of lack of a second stick for camera control)
ironically old games tend to be more fun than new ones because they aren't movies and weren't afraid of punishing the player
Anonymous No.533742369
>>533739607
>>533578659
>>533580208
Only choice really
Anonymous No.533744768 >>533744970 >>533747186
i miss quickplay bros why did valve do this
Anonymous No.533744970 >>533745041 >>533747186
>>533744768
They were chasing the Overwatch market, not realizing the Overwatch market doesn't want a game where it takes more than 1 button press to do something
Anonymous No.533745041
>>533744970
i hope valve gets raped i just want to play video games again
Anonymous No.533745382 >>533745837 >>533746159 >>533746237 >>533747976 >>533751205
What's le counterplay?
Anonymous No.533745837 >>533746126
>>533745382
cool texture
Anonymous No.533746126
>>533745837
Thanks valve gave it just to me cause I'm special like that
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/6868
Anonymous No.533746159
>>533745382
respect the sightline
Anonymous No.533746237
>>533745382
secret agent
Anonymous No.533747186 >>533749764 >>533757428
>>533744768
they wanted to "modernize" the game
>>533744970
>muh ow
overwatch forced them to release it quicker but (supposedly) the matchmaker was in the works long before ow even had a alpha showcase
Anonymous No.533747428
Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
Anonymous No.533747943 >>533748015 >>533757563 >>533761368
Spawn camping just hits different on older maps
ctf convoy will always be the best CTF map, even with its sniper sightlines
Anonymous No.533747976
>>533745382
Sticky jumper + caber
Anonymous No.533748015 >>533748324
>>533747943
bro ur rocket launcher is invisible now is your game okay
Anonymous No.533748324 >>533748367
>>533748015
Yeah DW it's just another linux bug
Anonymous No.533748367
>>533748324
damn thats rough i forgot linux people existed
Anonymous No.533749713
fortress channel anon, I have found some funny maps you could use
Anonymous No.533749764
>>533747186
Even if they planned to redo matchmaking, the end result ultimately was informed and influenced by the success of Overwatch.
Anonymous No.533751205
>>533745382
play on a map that isn't 1 giant sightline
also install CS:S
Anonymous No.533751781 >>533751839
Understand, that no matter how horrible the summer "update" was, the one in October will be 10 times worse
Anonymous No.533751839
>>533751781
vermin
Anonymous No.533752143 >>533752220
I unironically think no one at valve wants to work on TF2 solely because all the characters are men
Anonymous No.533752220 >>533752578
>>533752143
then they should come out and finally announce pyro is a woman with big bazongas
Anonymous No.533752578 >>533752779 >>533753154 >>533764012
>>533752220
that will never happen tho
Anonymous No.533752779 >>533763934
>>533752578
nah it would, they just need to do another blogpost
Anonymous No.533753154 >>533763934
>>533752578
one day sister, one day
Anonymous No.533753631
you guys know biological women exist too right
Anonymous No.533755393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaziL58SZqg
Anonymous No.533756187 >>533756459
Anonymous No.533756459
>>533756187
Anonymous No.533757084 >>533757273
What's the most dopamine inducing weapon to use
Anonymous No.533757273
>>533757084
machina when you get a double kill or loose cannon when you get a double donk
Anonymous No.533757428
>>533747186
>supposedly
Anonymous No.533757563
>>533747943
>soldiertranny
>cries about muh sightlines
KWAB
Anonymous No.533757938
i love custom maps...need more custom maps...
Anonymous No.533760096 >>533762139
>>533739607
this>>533500541
Anonymous No.533761368
>>533747943
It's a fucking joke this class barely had any nerfs
Anonymous No.533762139
>>533760096
agreed
Anonymous No.533763934 >>533764057
>>533752779
>>533753154
Pyro being a woman would be so cool for trans people, they need it
Anonymous No.533764012 >>533764057
>>533752578
why did this fanart by GooGoo (aka paper-mario-wiki on tumblr) get deleted?
Anonymous No.533764057 >>533764283
>>533763934
why are you so obsessed with trannies? a woman can just be a woman

>>533764012
not TF2
Anonymous No.533764118 >>533765051
i love all fempyros
Anonymous No.533764283
>>533764057
yeah fempyro.
Anonymous No.533765003 >>533765051 >>533766095
yea i love fempyro what of it
Anonymous No.533765051 >>533765742
>>533764118
>>533765003
based
Anonymous No.533765742
>>533765051
i agree, it is based
Anonymous No.533766095 >>533766595 >>533766659
>>533765003
pride is great
Anonymous No.533766595
>>533766095
yes, I'm proud of being straight :)
Anonymous No.533766659
>>533766095
best month
Anonymous No.533767617 >>533767739 >>533767756
What's a good class for a cultured colored individual like myself?
Anonymous No.533767638
>>533730382
Spy makes the best quality food but it's all snooty 5* french cuisine
Engie makes good texas barbecue
Heavy is good at basic comfort food like sandviches
Medic could potentially make good german food but you'd have to ask him where the organ meat came from
Everyone else would not be able to cook
Anonymous No.533767739
>>533767617
Demo obvs
Anonymous No.533767756
>>533767617
>colored
Demonig- I mean man
He's the only "colored" one
Anonymous No.533767872 >>533767930
>>533767652
>>533767652
>>533767652
GOTTAM
Anonymous No.533767930
>>533767872
thanks for the teleporter