>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>533528389

not playing your troon mod
not playing with the discord sisters
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjltM2qv_0

>>533589023
holy based

I want to rape

>>533589063
Based good guy assassin joining the good guys.

>>533589023
zased

>>533575721
The deal where you both fight at full strength is kino. Quite literally the best fight in the game.

What Depth level would this get me?

>>533589324
Troon depth

>>533589324
>195 games
>highest streak 5
You should consider making a new save file.

>>533589324
The hardest pill to swallow for people here is that this is a perfectly average winrate most people have, the ones savescumming or sweating their ass off to keep the numbers up are a jobless minority and can be safely disregarded.

>>533589324
>>533589529
low skill shitter detected

>>533589529
>I rage quite every other game and have a 10% winrate
wow!

>>533589529
Don't upset the sisters like this.

>>533589472
But then I'd lose all my relics

>>533589324
probably 5
I don't expect the ranked mode to actually be hard, we'll all probably be depth 5 in the first week

>>533589695
I never ragequit and my winrate is at around 65%, this shit is pointless and no one is actually ranked in any meaningful way. Precisely because it is pointless, there's no point in ragequitting. Sometimes you have a bad run, and it's okay.

>>533589324
I consider myself to be average at the game. A lot of those losses are from attempting Rev's remembrance solo in the first couple weeks.

>>533590273
90% of my losses are from solo too

>>533589324
Hackers trying to shame you is funny

>>533590204
Bad runs are funnier to talk about anyway. That picture where the gaping dragon wiped everyone is a classic

Gg Wylder/Ironeye on gigahorse, needed a piss after

8 person lobbies when

>>533589529
trvke. even more so if you're playing exclusively with randos (if you didn't play with randos you didn't beat the game btw)

>>533590474
who's is our best player on each character?

How do I join the discord? I want to play with you guys in 6 player mode

>>533589324
No higher than Depth 1, pretty embarrassing desu

>>533589529
>all that insecure cope
Found the Depth 3 shitter

>>533590701
You have to be friends with some eurotrash on steam.

>>533590764
I consider myself to be a eurogem, actually

Everdark Gladius looks really cool.

>>533590701
There is no discord, they posted the steam lobby link in the previous thread

>>533590701
Discord means outside group. Our serfs are from steam.

so do people like duos?

>>533590668
>wylder
mush
>duchess
sludge merchant
>ironeye
quintoneus
>raider
revenantismywife
>guardian
extremist
>recluse
freud
>revenant
yys
>executor
terr

>>533590879
Was there a leak? Any vids?

queueing everdark augur

>>533591067
Prepare for discord sisters narratives.

>>533591061
Wrong on executor, guardian, raider and ironeye. Play more and shitpost less.

>>533591296
Quint's a good Ironeye though, I don't remember any others

I beat Super Augur on first try and I'm never queuing it again. Stop doing this unwanted and unnecessary Storm Ruler gimmick.

>>533590905
>newfag
>>533590980
The steam group troons and the discord sisters are one of the same.

>>533591419
Its like the chicken parmesan at burger king - contractually obligated.

>>533591387
Not that anon, but I used to main ironeye but stopped using him as much because he simply gets no respect and I haven't seen a single good or effective 'melee ironeye' its just meme. Strider Ironeye is the way to go.

>>533589019
Would you serve Miquella?

I was never a password rabble rouser before but goddamn something has definitely happened to the password now.

>>533589023
>>533589110
>>533589236
Finally some good posts.
>>533589240
Not a high bar.

>>533591617
Discord sisters are still trying this?

>>533591580
Only to get close to Leda

>>533591479
I got in a few seamless matches and I'm in no such discord, kys schizo.

>>533591575
>Strider Ironeye is the way to go.
?

>>533591419
Based
>>533591494
What chicken parmesan? That got discontinued like a decade ago here

>>533591029
still haven't played a single duo

This gotta be the worst possible day 1 circle, right? What the fuck is this seed? There's nothing to do here.

FUCK the Bell Bearing Hunter

>>533591575
>I haven't seen a single good or effective 'melee ironeye' its just meme
lol
lmao

>>533591786
>xhe hasn't heard of Lord of the Rings
If I said 'Aragorn Ironeye' would you have got it then?

>>533591067
Yeah.
https://youtu.be/wvKSE0CZy2s?si=OVTgI4sxhUb7t3hg

>>533591814
It gets taken off the menu then put back around my way. It has become a joke amongst my friend group that having it on the menu is some sort of founder's byrider at this point.

PSA for all newfags; do not interact with posts mentioning “depths”. This is a secret gay club code word. "Depth" refers to how deep a poster wants you in their anus. They are a malicious group who wants to turn this general into a gay sex club.

>>533591296
terr would rape you and everyone else in this general in 1v1 pvp

>>533591935
>grafed passive is le good
breaking new ground here bud

>>533591678
No man I was always against this, but if you were in the marchnai was just in you'd be distressed too.

>>533591982
fucking kek

>>533591949
don’t spoiler links cocksucker

>>533591946
Look I never got around to reading it okay, don't be mean :(

Gigauger is an excuse to play a shit class or play like shit in general and still be able to farm everdark shekels.

>>533591982
So they're all homosexuals????? Wtf.......
>>533589324
Why are you gay?

>>533591982
>They are a malicious group who wants to turn this general into a gay sex club
Oh no. How terrible.

>>533588651 (OP)
>Control + f "PSN"

ZERO RESULTS

The age of an era hath endeth

>>533592098
that match was last thread:
>>533568992

>>533591898
Forgot pic

>>533592069
>coping and seething
What's that got to do with PvE or Nightreign terr? You seem upset.

>>533592293
there's a few things on that part of the crater

>>533591949
Hell yeah thanks

>>533591982
Its a redux of their tierlist being repackaged. We rejected their sisterlist so their new scheme was shitposting about how their list is going to be THE gamemode soon. Sisters are painfully transparent in their mental illnesses.

Same thing happened with that guardian psn anon shitting down the throats of the sisters and it causing a month's long hate train on guardian and console.

>>533592198
>reading
>xhe hasnt watched the best movie trilogy
Really nigga

I like Terr...

>>533592534
hes cool

>discord troons are now all friends on steam as well so they can play their mod where no one bullies them

yikeseroni

>>533591902
Nobody cares. Also that isnt even the BBH.

>>533592282
The russian finally gave up after enough anons gave him the hint they knew what he was doing.

I like bullying tierlist terr

>>533592534
The trooncord sisters seem to really hate him.

>>533590668
>Wylder
Pepe

>Raider
Awful

>Ironeye
Not sure, maybe Ace

>Guardian
Extremist

>Duchess
Zorban

>Recluse
Not seen anyone main her

>Revenant
Hard to pick one none really stick out as being above the rest

>Executor
Zabito Boga

OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)
>SSS tier
Sneedger
>S tier
elnid
freud
sneeglius
monkeylord
>A tier
august
abundy
fountainstand
goon goon
monica
weeem
aidente toast
mellow
sludge merchant
asriel
sens
fae
nyeko knyaight
>B tier
pepe
jeppe
alice margatroid
nanashi
lord autisio
yellowjello
gooner maximus
ukonzaemon
terr
spirit
im wyldin out
various cheeses
godefroy lord
hy
solarion
mush
>C tier
yys
seraphicradiance
g_dog
nezuk
tide
philip
devil knight
gallow ghost
surottoru
zane
dingle
veganopromedio
zdradaenjoyer
mari
quintoneus
blaze
ender
pigley
shigurenomiya
zaborg
gusworld
beans
cry
doug
ordealis
100% prune juice
quote
marika's tits
roll spammer
>D tier
dao
tranimelover2004
revenantismywife
oie
hammy
salamander
mame khan
barduk
nyagger
deyn0d
>F tier
miquellafaithful

>>533592618
Why are you discouraging them leaving by mocking it like its a bad thing?

>>533592697
guaranteed replies

>>533592784
lol you stupid lolcow brony

>>533592697
LOL

>>533592784
75% of the people in this list stopped playing
it's so fucking over

>>533592597
you mean she, bigot

>>533592817
You'll get over it though

>>533592784
sneedger hasn't been on for days....
its over...

g fucking g lads. I gotta scoot.

>>533592868
Nice, the little brother syndrome manifests really fast now. Anons must be in comrade's head 24/7 now.

>>533592868
stop bronyposting, terrsneedgerinian

>>533592508
I've been advised to read it to immerse myself in Tolkien's representation of his lived experiences from the war as preparation for the wars we ourselves will fight in our age, but I've been putting it off alongside the movies.
If I watch them will you stop being mad at me

>>533592784
>i'm not even on this massive list of literal whos

>>533592697
>Ace
lol lmao
>Zabito
I don't even main Exec and mog both suggestions made so far.

play every day but not on any of these lists because i blocked all the relic cheaters
funny how that works ehh?

>>533592697
>i'm known as an executor player now
fuck this i'm going back to wylder

>>533592959
why did you let him fuck your sis

>>533592959
What are you rambling about, schizo?

>>533593089
sneedger broke him, he sent him into the loops for days now

>>533593085
Nice, he's already lost in his loops the thread is going to be great now.

>Posting the outdated sloplist

>>533593168
Guess I don't get the reference

seamless is kinda buggy. all my relics broke and also i couldn't summon any spirits. was still fun tho. ggs.

>>533593027
didn't ask.

>>533592697
>Duchess
>Zorban
lmao he's trash

>>533593148
kek true, he programmed the schizo

>>533592156
Trolled

You ever wonder how many of these posts are just one schizo?

>>533593272
He's been programming the lolski for months. Look how old this image is.

>schizo hours
now we wait for pedo to post

>>533593230
I thought I fucked up my relics before joining, oh well

>>533592282
Are you in the group chat

revmain here, where are we dropping

I would like an invite to the discord

>>533593397
triggered him into doing the cp spam kek

>>533593397
why did you let sneedger mindbreak, humiliate, program, loop and dominate you like this?
the entire thread is laughing at you, our local schizo lolcow

>>533590879
>>533591949
Eh, it just looks like the normal fight but it does more aurafarming. Libra and Caligo look like the most interesting out of the new everdarks.

>>533593207
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198342885637/

Caligo will be Ancient Wyvern 2 btw

>>533593592
don't bully the schizo too hard, he'll go into his loops about bronies and russians again

Were the relics that increase drop rates of weapon types added in yet?

>>533593579
why are you talking to yourself

>>533591982
TRRRRVVVVVVLKKKKKKKEEEEEEE

>>533593610
who is this

>>533590668
>Wylder
Mush or Pepe
>Duchess
Sneeglius or Yys
>Ironeye
Devil Knight
>Raider
Not sure
>Guardian
MAN-BIRD
>Recluse
All trash
>Revenant
Yys
>Executor
Devil Knight, viteatu negru or terr

>>533593579
Check what he's doing on /v/ haha

>>533592156
>he can't tell when an embed is spoilered

yemmie in the gennie
zvk has the squarest jaw known to mxnkind
>>533593592
trvke

>>533592861
and that’s a good thing!
>>533592817
>>533592868
>>533592959
>>533593219
loops activated

>>533593856
Already deleted but I saw his bwc thread. I always check /v/ when he is mentioned here now.

>>533593856
there's no shitposting on /v/ and stop talking to yourself

>>533593903
trvkie trvkie trvkitiy trvke

>>533593340
I can’t even read that what general is that supposed to be

>>533593230
Is the seamless lobby still going or are you done?

>>533593801
I'd say raider is quint and recluse is freud

>>533592652
Dragonirian fucking mindbroke you.

>>533594129
who the fuck is that?

yys here, I freakin' love BBC!

>>533594046
its so embarassing watching him samefag
this russian guy broke him

>>533592979
Fair enough, and yes I will stop being mad at you kitten if you look like this irl

>>533592293
There's some regular field bosses in and around the crater there.

terrsneedgeraceslugminirian here, what did I miss

>>533594270
please do not spank

>>533594190
You'll get over it doe, when a trvke drops in the 'emmy

>>533594190
Anon accidentally broadcasted something he shouldn't have while trying to gloat at you.

>cheeses almost every fight
next time dont rely on cheap input reading you fucking lazy retards

RUSSIAN IN THE GENERAL!

>be obsessed about some steam boogieman from x years ago
>start your daily schizophrenic session
>get ignored
>spam cp and bbc
yikes

>>533592954
with two raiders our damage output was immense. maybe bump up the scaling to 115%. though that would really fuck over players whose relics don't work. damn. the author should really fix that. that was really fun.

>>533594421
yeah terrsneedgerinian humiliated xim

>>533593508
ive seen this singular ai loli spammed on /v/ like half a dozen times in the past few weeks.
did all your other gens come out looking like shit with tons of artifacts and extra limbs? is that why you keep posting this one?

>>533594421
Why does cp get spammed whenever anons make fun of that russian guy?

>>533590668
bait replies

>>533594398
Nooo you don't understand the bosses need frame perfect dodges against your spells they're really weak without it and the obligatory over 30% magic resist!

>>533594341
But it's such a perfect spankable ass!

>>533594520
can you kill yourself you obsessed schizo
stop posting cp and take your russian brony schizophrenia to other generals, I heard dragonirian moved to lolg

>>533594520
The lolcow has a melty over anons clowning on him so he does melty things. He's known to do the same thing on /v/. It is highly self defeating as anons can narrative frame in the downtime he spends rotating his proxy.

Not sure why mods have not range banned this guy yet

>>533594398
t. Limgrave prisoner beat his first Margit

horrible general
horrible posters

>>533590474
>Wylder's foot behind Duchess' ass
Buddy that's my wife back the fuck off.

>>533594675
are these anons in the room with us now

>>533594626
I am weak to it!

me when mush pulls down xis pantaloones (I'm yiyis)

>>533594745
You think we're in the room with you?

>>533594237

Its time to confess.
I have played STR builds
I have played INT builds
I have played FTH builds
But Executor is the first time I've played DEX and I've been won over entirely. I'm gonna be pumping dex every game I play from now on.

Augur is honestly fine as a gimmick fight, better than the normal fight at least. Yes I DID basedjak out when I grabbed Storm Ruler (as Wylder, the true MC).
Anyway, is Heolstor really not going to get a super version? I fought Fulghor again and man was it pure kino. I don't know what they could do with Heolstor but he's gonna end up feeling too easy once all of these super bosses are out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v505kqs9pcE
>nightreign GOAT says this is the worst nightlord
hmmm what should be my thoughts around this?

>>533570208
Well I'll be damned
What causes this level of sperging out/melty?

>>533594872
Ok? Want a yemmie award or something?

>>533594872
Faggot

1/3 Everdark Fulghor

>>533594872
BASED

>>533594796
*Firmly grabs your ass after a good spank*

yem it up and gem it up and 'oop it up and nox it up and 'tiff it up and worm it up and slurm it up and 'zuk it up and 'lero it up and 'lub it up and bone it up and maddy it up and 'rass it up and 'maru it up and 'ush it up and yeag it up and zem it up and jee it up and yurm it up with the unf unf unf varreslut bbc mokfel girl at the 'dahn beach

>>533594831
What are you rambling about, schizo?

Gg slugma. You carried our asses during the basement wolf of radagon fight

>>533595012
hff stop criminal

>>533595045
stop bbc spamming, troonoid

How could this happen again?

>>533594872
You fucking faggot.
OnlyAfro had a hard a life.

>>533594883
>nightreign goat
that's not sneedGAWD doe

Bg slugma you 3barred to Maris and jobbed to Gaping DragGAWD.

>>533594883
>nightreign GOAT
he's not an erg psbro though.

would i want both 'HP Restoration upon Thrusting Counterattack' and 'Partial HP Restoration upon Post-Damage Attacks' on ironeye?

>network error occured
fix your servers already fromsoft

>>533592386
That was attempted. After reviving them the 5th time I decided to just leave the area and find my own route.

blud has the squared jaw in the gennie

Sorry Duchess/Recluse I got a network error and can't rejoin

>>533594872
Next you should play Sekino.

>>533594680
It takes them posting actual CP or like really depraved gore for them to do that.
>>533594717
True.

>>533595515
It's on me. My game crashed during the intro

>>533595092
Not until I leave a hand imprint on your cheek, I want you marked.

>>533595450
No. The latter is unnecessary, you don't get much from it and iron eye won't be taking many hits anyway.

>>533594872
>I’ve become a full on sissy
Shut up homo

>>533595319
>>533595385
do they have youtube channels with millions of views? no? then they're nobodies and not even close to being goat. THE GOAT.

>>533595487
Good god why do Americans mutilate penises? That looks really painful.

>>533594717
The worst thing it's just a handful of shitposting schizos, the rest are more or less alright folks
Kinda sad how a bunch of bad apples ruin the whole orchad

>>533595725
>they're nobodies
>sneedLAWD oneshots Heolstor with a starting bow
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533595092
>>533595654
I'm gonna kill myself because I'll never have this. Why do mush and yys have to rub it in our faces.

>>533595737
Because Americans are third world barbarians

1/3 Everdark Fulghor

me ('ush) on top

2/3 Everdark Fulghor

>Steam server shutdown 2 hours early
>Match cancelled.
>You have lost 500 rank points
>You have been demoted to shitter depth and must carry little timmy through everdark adel

>>533596329
>Everdark bugs bug out
>Back to depth 2

why are ALL white women (yes, your mom and sis as well) like this

>>533594717
>minigamer retards
now
>fortnite retards
fucking v has better discussions, nuke this trash general

>>533595781
even doe theres dozens of us

>>533596594
bi bi si is gennie culture doebeit

>inb4 some retard says bbc is general culture

>>533596819
>>533596824
quinoa

>>533596819
>>533596824
discord raid moment

gg duchess and executor
i had a few very bad moments that match mostly when we were split up but fulghor ate shit regardless

>>533596824
why wont you leave our gennie alone doe

>>533596819
>>533596824
upvoted

>haven’t been here in weeks
>come back to talk about game
>no one is doing that
>it’s just the same as I left it
Why do I even bother with this place anymore

Cumming to girls makes you gay!

https://youtu.be/Zt4BXT9gxQM
yep it's nightreigning time

>>533598021
I look like that!

>>533597605
Well, if you were an hour earlier you would have been here for the 6 player seamless coop runs.
It was fun, and before the russian spammer woke up

>>533597605
you shouldn’t. place is beyond redemption, likely so long as Nightreign is still a thing. spergs of this magnitude don’t just pack up and leave sadly.

>come to the gen' to tslk about Nightreign
>last post >>533597690
It's cool that I've gotten watch Souls generals devolve from PS3 DeS /dsg/ to what could be any faggot anime general. Feels really good


Anyway. PSN Augur?

still waiting for the mirror knight raid that lets you pvp with people on a different expedition

>>533598463
gennie culture is erping with yys in the thread while 'mushcvck watches

>>533597690
>>533598021
>>533598137
I love girls

>>533598932
I am like 99% sure that the erp posts are just random anons that have been boogeyman'd as Yys. There's been nothing I've seen liking the two other than spergy anons replying.

GG's Rev and Wylder. Apologies for running around and being essentially useless for most of the Maris fight... I didn't realize the halberd that dropped for me had storm ruler on it til the boss was at like 30% hp left.

Why are Nightreign streamers so miserable? they just seem bored of teh game or take it way too seriously. its literally a childrens rolling game

>>533598932
Hang yourself failed male

>>533599192
no worries, it was ez, gg bro

>>533599236
there are thousands of us doe

>>533599192
that's ok you can afk if the other two know the gimmick. i forgot to try parrying bbh when i literally just parried that crucible knight.

Ggs horse. I went into the Nightlord with more than 300k runes kek

doe yemmy be zukkin

>>533599203
This one is the best Nightreign streamer in terms of "actually enjoys the shit out of the game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwhHY5SDYA

gg jelly anons, i panicked when i dc'd during the big fight but thankfully we still won!

>>533595853
If it makes you feel better, I'm not mush. I don't know the spankanon either

>>533593207
>slugma above yys and mush
whoever made this list was smoking crack
>t. slugma

>>533599752
I found a couple but one of them is a newfie who only streamed it once or twice and one of them seems like some ancient oldfag. plus you spam this garbage every fucking thread

>>533599676
ggs
don't really get why the recluse actually went for the gaol at level 2 but whatever

>>533599775
Yeah, that was too close for comfort, not the best performance from me either but gg Duchess/Revenant.

Why is he called Faurtis what word did they google translate for that name?

Just doing some testing for storm ruler,
>charged skill take about as much time as 5 unchanged shots
>deals 967 damage to dummies
>those 5 uncharged shots deal 965 together
So basically only bother charging for the fp, or if you're holding it to parry the projectiles.

>>533599876
Sometimes you gamble and get the jobber duelist/single godskin
sometimes you gamble and get some hp sponge like kin/duo/ancient/bird

>>533599865
I haven't been in this thread since 5 days ago but it's nice to know others watch Wraff. I find most youtubers enjoy Souls stuff without actually being passionate about what makes the games come together. Miss Chalice is another one who enjoys the games that way.

>>533599752
Not watching your insufferable leftist cunt + buy an ad

>>533599851
Yeah it's a bipolar-ass list and hyper-subjective just like the other one hence why I posted it.

>>533599979
Fortis is Latin for strong and brave. That's how it's pronounced. You are a child who wonders why they named a planet Uranus.

>>533599876
We were lvl 2 and it's literally right there on the spawn.

Libra Heolster Fulgh
pc erg

>>533600113
Faurter mad

>>533599979
100% misspelled Faustis

>>533600113
Shoulda just spelled it Fortus then. They didn't spell it Gnauster

>>533599316
you should show proof that you own DS1 PTDE to be a true /dsg/er tee bee eich

>>533600375
i am dsg doe if you dont remember berke/ippiki9 you are a newfig

>click on vtuber "stream"
>m*le voice over discord
are these whores stupid?

>boss called fartis
>best way to fight it is to stay behind his ass where his attacks can't reach you
>another boss sends literal green poisonous fart clouds towards your character in the meantime

>>533600550
If you're ranged then yeah. But for melee I always stay by his side, his stomps are insanely easy to jump if you're hugging him

>>533600481
that's cool but i'm not talking about you. i'm talking about dsg posters in general. newfags today only played ds3

>>533600114
gaols are best done after one POI or field boss, no one is gonna follow you if you ping a gaol right after we land

>>533600130
Still 1/3

>>533599979
>>533600315
>>533600113
>>533600550
Nightreign's localization job is particularly bad. It doesn't feel like Frognation was involved.

>>533600487
The lower end indie vtubers are usually pretty stupid yes.
Well that + they're normie enough to think the vtuber audiance will watch a stream with a male friend voice in the background.
It's hard to not suceed as a vtuber after you get out of 1 view hell, don't bring males on stream and don't talk about normie woman shit that's all you need and so many fail at that.

>>533600784
you sure you using the correct password? i'm 1/3

>>533600779
On any other spawn I would agree but that gaol is less than 10 seconds away from the first camp and getting lvl 3/4 will not make a difference if it spawns Ancient Dragon. There's a launchpad right there too so if it spawns something like that you can just instantly fuck off.

I feel like there is a layer of schizo going on in here that is deeper than most jewish schemes.

animu babe nightlords go to the beach edition

>>533601912
HOLY KINO

>>533601912
Looks like AI

A Guardian has entered the matchmaking queue.

>>533602894
Careful anon, you will be scaring the scrubs

>>533602843
>press hook
>does uppercut

>>533602479
obviously, i genned it

>>533602894
a recluse has entered the matchmaking queue

>>533600993
i just prefer having something better than the starting weapon before taking on a gaol y'know, better be safe than sorry

>>533603056
can you make gladius have long sleeve leather jacket please

TRIPLE BIRDBRO ALLIANCE

erg 1/3 es augur

I have two questions.

Between revenant and duchess, which is the stronger solo pick and which is the stronger team pick? My thoughts are, duchess is insanely good for applying status buildup or duplicating ultimates, but that's slightly harder to pull off than you'd think when players aren't very coordinated. Meanwhile, revenant is kind of always useful because her summons at least draw aggro and confuse bosses. Plus she can snowball and become pretty insanely strong with collosal weapons, which I feel starts to compete with duchess's damage output, even with her restage ability, revenant puts out baller numbers if you build her right.

>>533602894
Okay, but what Depth are you? I might be willing to play with a Depth 5 Guardian.

Are Recluse and Revenant the worst characters to fight Hard Mode Augur with?
They seem to deal less damage than melee characters while also having less HP and Stamina.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7m3xtctg17yth0xm.jpg

>>533603429
fap time

Shifting Earth: Nokletao City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO7OwIhfBjE

Shifting Earth: Crater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZxdMcRJzns

>>533603429
>Colossal weapons take much longer to revive players
But the opposite is true, don't think the artist played the game.

>>533603117

>>533603683
shouldn't the gladius gimmick be that there are three?

>>533603316
Duchess has her double dodge so for solo she can just I-frame through everything. Her restage would make her the best teammate but it requires peak team coordination. Stop tryharding.

>>533603316
Rev is a lot stronger solo.
2 hand your claws and summon pumpkinbro to clear camps until you find a decent spell. Use your ult to activate your summon's ult.

gg anons, I love fighting arch tempered fulghor so much

>>533600784
I switched to this queue after that post and got a match, figured it was you. We just beat ED Fulghor. Sorry.

GG Duchess and Guardian. I normally dont go melee ironeye, but I got a rivers of blood at like level 5 and decides to commit. It was fun, had an off hand dragonscale katana for boss weakness and frost, and a serpent bow for poison. I've never done so much soft swapping in my life

>>533603683
sEx

>>533603429
That's certainly something alright...

>>533591982
Kek
>>533599752
Shut the fuck up cuck
>>533600113
Calm down sperg

>>533603905
Yeah I noticed,
between your three statuses and bird with a that blood spear it was hard to keep up with all status procs and restage.
gg again, that run was so fun

>>533603894
Gg kitten

>>533603905
Geeg

>>533602843
Resident Evil really does improve everything

gg fulgh gang. I was hoping someone still had their stone2 so I could upgrade both the white/blue CGS I found instead of using the alabastor CGS

>>533604047
procs

can Augur be effected by poison and rot?

>>533605548

What does "gennie culture" mean?

>>533605673
Its a buzzword that the dsgtroon spammed to make people who use the erg password feel like their side was cringe by repeating it nonstop as if he was mocking people for saying it, but no one else said it.

>>533605940
hi schizo-kun

THE BIRDBRO TRIPLE ALLIANCE BEAT HEOLSTOR LOW DIFF EZ PZ LEMON SQUEEZY

>>533606214
Did you ever literally even once ever see someone use talk about gennie culture in a way that actually described the culture or talked about it normally? Or was every single time it was used, it was an insult, used spammed right after someone declined to used niggerg, and/or paired with "doe". It was a psyop.

>>533606540
not an alliance if extremist was part of it

>be fromsoft
>"hey guys, ready for some advanced tips?"
>"guardian whirlwind can deflect not only small projectiles, but large ones, too, like troll pots!"
>be me
>what? really?
>"hey, guardian bros, let's try out this new advanced trick"
>vid rel
>>533606540
gg heolstor

>first time triple guardian
that was actually pretty fun even if we did like zero damage lmao
>>533606540
>>533606780
gg birdlads

>Decide to mix it up for a bit and play the Guardian on Everdark Fulghor
>Know Guardian is very mid at best but hoping for good gear
>Camp drops holy halberd
>Church drops holy halberd
>Two field bosses drop holy halberd
>Castle basement drops the choice of a holy halberd, holy axe, or holy burst on parry
>Next boss drops Silurias Tree
>Ok... fuck me then I guess... I just drop all the gear that Fulghor has a 30% resist to for the shitters that I was lugging around like a pair of anchors and turn the game off.

No idea what fucked up RNG that was but I could care less to slog through another minute of that bullshit.

its not a psyop doe its gennie culture ergiyogis are just uncultured swines

>>533607034
0 askers

gg wylder and guardian
That wasn't as bad as everyone said it was

>>533607040
Check chests or stop only caring about midberds

>>533607040
>pic rel is actually mohg's voice actor
what the

>>533607034
I had fun too bro. If we'd all been in com's I would've suggested staggering our whirlwinds and ults for shits and giggles.

>>533607074
I asked.

Gg Duchess/Rev

Don't aggro Libra before making breaking the (((Curse))) btw

>>533607452
clever

>>533607184
That was quite literally the only thing that dropped for me. Everything else was even more ill fitting for the class. Never seen the game hardline one affinity like that though, absolutely retarded.

>>533607040
>whiney bitch who things guardian is bad is a shitter who will disconnect if he doesn't get the loot he wants
Post your steam so I can block for not realizing you can just smithing stone your starting halberd up, or just being a man with the loot you got.

>>533607646
You sound like you can't adapt

gg anons but bg for me
I'm not a good rev player, thanks for the carry.
Thanks to whoever gave me the black blade greatsword, it made me better than garbage

>>533607573
Yeah sorry about that, I kinda got tunnel vision and didn't notice how far I was until shit hit the fan

>>533607684
this reminds me that my least favorite trope is an enemy that doesn't change phase when it's supposed to. castle giants should always pull the sword out when they're supposed to no matter what. fume knight did this too

>>533607074
no need to be upset anon
>>533607289
i wasn't sure what you meant with the ping in that mp4, does the whirlwind actually work against pots? i've never seen anyone do it and i haven't tried myself, haven't really thought of it
i do know you can stop FSB's charge with steel guard however

>>533598463
Are you still on

>>533607672
Nah, I could "man up" and carry the Wylder hiding in the back plinking with a bow and the constantly 3-barred Rev through a 20 minute slogfest against Fulghor with dogshit loot on a dogshit character. But I dont think I will lmao

>>533607573
>>533607709
recently had another erg run with a Dawn skin Rev that did the exact same thing (hit merchant before i could pay the curse, had over 15k runes). so if it's you i somehow doubt you're sorry lmao

>>533607982
i think fromsoft was trolling with that
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/advanced-tips-elden-ring-nightreign
>The Whirlwind character skill can be used against light projectiles like arrows or fire pots, but it can also be used to deflect even larger projectiles, like the huge Magic Pots thrown from the fort battlements when guarded by trolls.
maybe this is one of those things where next patch notes will say
>fixed bug where guardian whirlwind doesn't deflect pots
or maybe i don't quite understand how it works yet (if it works)

Can you customize skins? I just played a match with a Red robed Recluse with no hat
It was like her default skin, except the purple was red

>>533588651 (OP)
>/eroge/ - Elden Ring Online General (aka Nightreign)

I have never seen a team throw so hard in my fucking life jfc.
We *stomped* the night bosses too. I really thought I had an easy win

>>533608410
yeah you get Boc's sewing needle after beating all the nightlords, it lets you customize skins but only in preset ways like in ER

>>533608162
Post his steam so we can block!

>>533607646
your merchants? sounds like you're exhibiting depth 2 behavior here.

>>533608545
I mean, I've beaten all the nightlords.
And the skin wasn't anything available in the shops

>>533608494
KEEKKKKKK

>>533608138
You're looking at like ~50 damage loss from the boss resistance. If you literally cant handle that, you're a shitter. Cope, and post your steam.

>>533608636
He meant every everdark.

>>533608554
his steam so we can block!

>>533608676
Every everdark isn't available, and I've beaten all the available ones.

>>533608762
NTA, they're both lying to you.

>>533608679
no....

>>533608574
Yeah, lemme just buy that holy Treespear or that Halo Scythe. I'm sure that would have worked better... I get that there are usually other options but this time it was completely fucked, that's probably why I posted about it here. Just absurdly bad RNG all around.

>>533608636
what depth are you at? think it has to be the depth 3 or higher nightlords

It's 7 AM
I haven't slept yet should I play more nightreign or go to bed

>>533608654
Calm down Karen, it's just a game. Not having fun, then I'm done playing, simple as. No steam for you either, if you get paired with me and can't handle it then I guess you're a shitter too!

>>533607040
>his charged guard counter that makes his gimmick halfway bearable only works on one (1) weapon type that doesn't even have any legendaries
They could have at least given his moveset to everything that can poke around a shield.

>>533606616
You’re talking to xher don’t waste your breath
>>533609106
Go to sleep your freeloading neet faggot

>>533609329
who the hell is karen

Guardian and Raider, that was the funniest run I've ever done.
First, I was drunk, so forgive me, but I was trying to remember my controls
Second, I love how we just aggro'd libra straight to phase 2. No deal.
Third? I've never died so much to a tree spirit in my entire Elden Ring career.

>>533609362
I'm not a neet I have off today
I can't sleep because I have amnesia I think

>>533609682
>anon forgot how to sleep
sad

>>533609664
fun fight I got madnessed like 7 times even with resist +57 and a mottled necklace but i had like 9000 health. also give me that vykes spear next time noob

>>533610113
I dropped it twice haha.
Nobody picked it up.
I was carrying black knife, vykes, AND Bolt of Grandma.
Someone take this shit I'm supposed to be a caster.

>>533609664
GG Recluse
>>533609664
I took the Full Strength Libra deal since I wanted to fistfight him with my iron balls.

I got fire grease on my weaps rn I'm just 2-handing my shit. I'm aggro as fuck man I'm a freak man.

>>533609682
Ok well you should still sleep or your entire day off is going to be wasted by catching up on it later

>>533610285
>I took the full strength Libra deal
Fucking hell that made him harder than Super Adel.

>>533610510
why would you do that to yourself?

>>533610578
I had endure on Iron balls as a super tanky raider with post damage rally. Was really fun.

ggs

>>533610923
cute

>>533609506
You're a retard. Don't reply to me ever again.

>>533610395
go away Saba

bros, what relics would work well on duchess?

>>533591982

I finally get a game with the knight that doesn't lag and I forget to put on any relics lol

Gg twins, I regret parting with my old faithful +2 but at least someone got some use out of it :)

Also, pretty risky fighting dick rite bird than early, would not recommend despite it mostly going well

>>533611695
Wylder has a better R2 on that than Raider

>>533591982
Lol

>>533611452
The store staff relic is pretty good.
The store rally relic is pretty good.
Night of the Wise + Night of the Miasma is a good combo.
The passive that makes her clock stronger is great.
+vigor is always welcome.

What are the telltale signs someone doesn't know how to play a class? For example, a duchess dual wielding daggers.

>>533611781
True but raider has more poise, and I only use block-cancel R1s.

>>533611836
do you look like this?

>>533609329
>Calm down Karen
lmao, it's tranimelover2004
it's the exact same motif as when he rage quit when relic cheating in an /erg/ game; smugly said something like
>vacuum up items? i quit, simple as
except the person taking items from him was doing it because he's a shitty relic cheater
he'll rage and seethe whenever anyone posts any relics and frequently refers to people who are against relic cheating as "karens"
the funniest part is that the reason he's playing with randoms is because everyone on /erg/ blocked him for being a blatant and shitty cheater
here's the video that mindbroke him
i'm willing to bet money that the wylder was trolling with a bow because he saw this faggot's blatantly cheated relics and decided not to play pretend with him

>>533611102
don't tell me what to do cuck

>>533611102
Fuck you.

i thought ergies were better than randoms?

>>533611836
if you see them complaining in the thread about teammates after a victory. just fuckin block em.

>>533611836
Ironeye that doesn't mark.
Revenant that uses melee.
Duchess that restages at the wrong time.

>>533611836
*gulps*
ummm... w-w-who is that attractive female.....

>>533612217
you stole this webm from a guy who jobs to elder lion and gaping dragon

>>533612217
>racist name
>full bars on nightlord
checks out

Anyone want to play the new update?
I just got some time to (I play Recluse)

>>533612360
mid pic

Wait
You aren’t supposed to duel wield on Dutchess?

>>533611836
Dual dagger Duchess can work if you have improved initial standard attack and alternate between the R1 and L1.
It's not optimal but it's not terrible either.

>>533609506
ligma balls

>>533612285
>ironeye that doesn't mark
I'll do you one better
>ironeye who only uses bows
People don't realize how strong melee ironeye actually is

>>533612476
I like bow only Ironeye :(

>>533612439
get a job brownoid

>>533611836
eh i play dual daggers if i get the chance to and my winrate's alright

>>533612476
>only uses bows
Thats the important part
Unless I get a good combo of weapons to dual wield I always keep a (status bow) on my off hand to plink and build up status before going into to melee with a boss

>>533612476
if i wanted to play a melee i wouldn't pick one that sucked

>>533612476
>melee ironeye
doesn't he have a shit health pool and a shit dodge roll (not counting his ability)?

The bell bearing hunter is strong in nightreign because he was teleported to a world that has no bell bearings to collect and that pissed him off. He turned that anger into strength and looking for a fight is his new reason to live

Jerma is so good at this game. He beat the new Augur first try in a duo with Ster.

>>533612798
he's strong because you can't cheese him with your build and he doesn't even stagger from ults

>>533612935
who?

>>533612962
They removed one of the stagger animations from him

The "fake stagger" that stops the boss if he gets hit by a super attack, but not in a way that lets you do a critical after

>>533612935
I watched dan play and it was borderline ragebait

>>533612675
>>533612740
you have two free get out of jail cards when using ironeye
if you don't know how to make use of that when going melee you're just a D tier shitter

Why can I sometimes not cancel the queue even though it says 1/3

gg gilgamesh.

>>533613650
We don't use letter rankings anymore, the correct term is "Depth 1"

>>533613694
It's trying to connect you with a 2/3

>>533613695
Heartwarming: Depth 5 Wylder carries Depth 1 Iron Eye

>>533613650
if you need the get out of jail card then you're a shitter anyway?

None of us could land a hit on the fish orbs it summons because it just kept autistically twirling around while attacking non stop until we all died

>>533613931
Which character doesn't have a get out of jail free card in this game

me

This better be an update that adds Deeproot dephts, ancestral woods and forbidden forest type maps and enemies

>start expedition
>load in
>a connection error occured
>restore session
>a connection occured
welp sorry birdbro and wylder guess im not allowed to play today

>>533612217
I wish you could see the other players perspective right after that webm when that troonxecutor got blasted by the full twinblade combo and died and they failed the expedition with 1% hp left on the boss. He choked so hard with that emote, lmfao

>>533612217
I thought terr was a good player?

Gg twins, quick horse. I noticed Mush doesn't like duplicate characters, I thought dual exec would have been kino.

6 player seamless lobby??

>>533614697
I don't think he minds it, but he fools around a lot in character select
I'm the one that doesn't like to double up really lol, just reduces the amount of passives that are useful usually, but there are advantages

>have a bunch of +2hand passives
>then a grafted dragon drops
>then a moonlight GS drops
hard to choose...
>>533614697
gg! variety is always cool but if we match again, i'll do dual exec with you!

>>533614309
deeproot without fall damage is meaningless

id rathr have endurance but its pretty good

>>533614697
>>533614823
>>533614837
it's either all 3 are different or all 3 are the same
FVCK having 2 of a kind

I hate that kino bosses are in this stupid asset flip intern game instead of elden ring proper.

I love that you hate that kino bosses are in this stupid asset flip intern game instead of elden ring proper.

gg horse anons, easy game as always

>>533615531
gg hors!

>>533612290
*kicks you in the head*

>>533615531
>>533615618
gg horse
melee ironeye is okay
when you get squirrelly bosses that reposition a lot like tree sentinel then it feels dumb not just using a bow

>>533615702
Why is there a floating spear?

>>533615221
>kino bosses
Where? News to me

>>533611578
Ralf was the absolute worst.

>>533615898
there's a gremlin attached to it somewhere

>>533615986
damn brat...

>>533615898
Gladius, Adel, Gnoster/Faurtis, Maris, Libra, Fulghor, Caligo, Heolster.

>>533615986
lol

>>533616075
oh nonono animusbros our response???

>>533615898
Gladius, Adel, Libra, Fulghor, Caligo, Heolstor

>>533612798
>>533612962
>>533613242
is bbh STILL missing the mini-stagger animation? even after this recent patch?
this shit is gay as fuck

>2/3 for 10 mins
>drops to 1/3

no anon nooo don't leave me hanging

>>533616364
he doesn't even have it in base ER, does he? I don't think that's ever getting fixed.

>>533612314
>>533614336
>>533614534
>brony samefagging
kino

>>533616412
iirc the mini-stagger is new for nightreign, so no bosses would have it in base er since they would just do a normal stagger

>>533616558
Shit up

>>533616364
>>533616412
>>533616558
Why the FUCK is he as tough as he is anyway? Isn't he just a waifufag?

>>533616779
That's not his speed. He's using the chaos emerald

>>533612740
>a shit dodge roll
He has the same roll Wylder, Raider and Revenant has.

>>533590273
i have like 150 matches and 18 wins. never played souls games or elden ring, but im slowly getting a hang of it.
beat ed gaping asshole the other day when teammates were both down on three bars and he had about 20% health left. granted it did take me 25 tries or so.
tried playimg erg on ps but never get any matches.

what depth level is this

How many times was he planning to stomp me? Does he gets stuck on a loop if there is someone to stomp at in front?

>>533592293
isn't that still open enough to do the fire prelates and use the halfway spirit-tree to leave, kill the eastern demi human queen and kill some hands
although thinking of that in the moment is probably tough

can confirm renalla's full moon does work on maris whoever was wondering about that the other day
I had to use two as super maris came out though, the first didn't hit but the second did
pretty hard to reapply it mid fight though

I genuinely despise playing with random duos. These fucking RETARDS refuse to drop you anything for the whole run.

any pc duo? i want to press r1 as recluse
either everdark

gg horse

>>533617526
Gg Rev and Wylder. My smoothest EDS Maris yet.

gg

>>533617638
Ok, que up then kitten.

>>533614823
Oh, so you're the autistsic one!

>>533614837
I'm game for whatever, I like to cycle the 4 melee dudes and Ironeye. don't really like casters.

>>533613694
Literally kill yourself and it pulls you out, even if you have 3/3

I've been stuck on 3dogs for 2 days now. What do I do? I even hit level 12 and lost.

>>533617860
same but I don't like ranged including ironeye and I'm not allowed to play raider or else I don't get cuddles

>>533618074
queue up with erg and get laughed at
or some kind anons will help you

>>533617546
>queue randoms
>check steam profiles
>duo
>don't drop or ping them anything
>revive them when I feel like it
>spam raider ult inside bosses
i have no respect for discordfags

>>533618360
why the hell are there still duofags in trio q

libra heol hors
erg pc

My first multiplayer expedition as Revenant went well. I named myself "noob revenant". Which is true. I've only taken her out for a single solo expedition that went poorly.

At the very start of the multiplayer expedition, one of the teammates leaves. I don't know if it was my name that made him leave or not. But I think it most likely.

The remaining teammate was an Ironeye. He must have been new too, because he was following my lead. I'm only new to the character, not the game. So I knew a little of what I was doing. Even if my routing still needs some work. I got us up to level 7-ish in the first night, which isn't good. But considering how poorly I was playing, that wasn't so bad.

Then we took the central castle on day 2. And lucked out with crucible knights. Since we're both range somewhat, we managed them fairly well, if a bit slow. We killed all the crucible knights before the circle closed in, ignoring the boss at the top of the castle.

Now at level 11, we got Margit as the day 2 boss, and with my summoned spirits taking on most of the attacks, we took him down with relative ease.

Cerberus was night lord. The iron eye was doing excellent, dodging all of the attacks. Damage was a little slow. Until I remembered I got a weapon with rings of light. And that took the boss from 40% HP to 1%, before I ran out of FP. Then Ironeye went down on the split dog phase. But luckily the dogs were all attacking my spirit instead of me, so I was able to res Ironeye, who got the last few hits.

So take THAT, third member who abandoned us! You abandoned a winning team!

honored to be part of the worst win in erg history

>>533618676
cuuuuute!

>>533617435
I keep hearing people say that Guardian's shield is bad and should be replaced as soon as possible, but is there really a reason to ever pick another greatshield? I once used the Erdtree Greatshield for Fulghor and it was nice for blocking his holy twinblade rush attack, but I could've also used Guardian's shield + a shield grease and the no skill aow is more useful than the spell parry in that fight...

>>533618141
>I'm not allowed to play raider or else I don't get cuddles
I'm guessing because of the Totem Stela? My raider usage may just coincidentally increase then kek

>>533618762
I'm the the faggy kind of Revenant player. Don't do that. I just want to try everyone, and get all of the remembrances at the least, even if I don't like that. So I'm working on Revenant's remembrances now.

>>533618729
gg goat
easy game
nothing went wrong at all
bell bearing hunter getting successfully parried but still killing me actually inflicted madness on me irl

>>533618762
I'm not the faggy kind of Revenant player. Don't do that. I just want to try everyone, and get all of the remembrances at the least, even if I don't like that. So I'm working on Revenant's remembrances now.

>>533618929
lmao git gud BITCH

>>533618802
>>533618884
For free

>>533618884
Weird flex but ok...

>>533618929
Rekt

>>533618805
it's obligatory that everytime a raider uses a bad totem it gets webm'd

>>533618545
they realized they're too shit at the game together so they need a third to revive and carry them
>>533618929
>taking on god's strongest rapist at level 7
idiots

>>533619506
simply fight him at level 5

overwatch keyboard man please never use dawn executor again that is my skin and going off that webm where you're using a parry shield instead of deflecting, you don't deserve the skin.

>>533619567
*pulls down my pants and takes a fat shit in your mouth*

>>533619604
no it's my skin

>>533619604
deflects don't stance break like parries do. you need to deflect a bunch of times to break bell bearing hunter, but one parry lets you get an attack or two in, and a second parry fully breaks his poise
in theory anways, i didn't know the netcode could allow for successful parries that still do damage (not the "mistimed" kind that drain stamina)

>>533619767
We've all done this twin.
>>533619795
I get it you aren't about that lifestyle therefore you shouldn't use the skin.

>netcode
that can happen in regular ER too. it's a weird middle ground between the whiff parry where you block and an actual parry.

>>533618729
Cringe Dagoth ripping off Leon

>>533619932
Use the reply system or I will assume you're a dsgtroon.

>>533619604
>>533619767
Kek'd hard

>>533619973
I am a dsgod though.

gg horse

>>533589019
Leda is such a perv
>>533591786
Man these things were cool
>>533591982
Kino post

i play executor because i want to mash L2 with rivers of blood like i do in normal ER

>>533618764
You more or less got it. Other shields can be better depending on their resistance but sometimes no AoW can be more useful.

>>533603429
Fuck off futard

>>533618929
should've inspected his inventory first, you would've seen the "getting parried retaliates with madness" passive on his shield

I guess all along, even the PvP invaderbros were co-opfags this whole time. Nightreign ousted everyone, and I'm the only bloody finger left.

>>533620402
ok

trying to use an item on the ground that a teammate picks up first still locks up your controls and prevents you from attacking
just had a wormface fight where I couldn't do anything in the latter part of the fight >:(

>>533618764
>I keep hearing people say that Guardian's shield is bad
They're dumbasses
It appears bad on the surface because it's a gray item at the start, but upgraded to purple it works the same as any other greatshield with the bonus of having the only ash of war you ever want on your shield

>>533620402
I'm still here

gg guys
If it seemed like I was trolling for a bit on this boss, this is why... I have never seen this in any other game on my PC

>>533621097
I've had this happen after the most recent update as well
forgot if it was on dts or not though

>been busy with IRL bullshit
>finally got around to fighting everdark Maris
why the fuck would they do this LMAO
i even had 20% FP restore on successive attacks and it was STILL horrible. i ended up using my downed teammates to refill my FP since they didn't even try to do the mechanic

>>533621169
sister.....

>>533621097
Not just you happens to me

>>533620825
i also had this happen, with a draconic tree sentinel, except mine was so bad that i got booted to the main menu for having
"a framerate too low for multiplayer"
i thought it was because my graphics card was overheated and throttling itself

gg libra gang. Nice little shield to snag off that bird corpse.

erg pc 2/3

>>533621097
lol this has been happening to me all day

one more run then i sleep

>>533622264
Sleep tight, baby Baba.

So what do I think about ED Augur?

>>533621097
this only happened to me when yys was in my game

>>533622497
member berries

>>533622357
I had this earlier during a triple wylder run kek

>>533622264
>>533622459
That id an adult man

we're friends now

>>533622695
I like to anime lean against him

how's giga maris

>>533622497
its ludokino

>Q in for everdark maris
>2 ironeyes
>get to second phase
>they drop the storm ruler bow
>proceed to shoot their regular bows
>every once in a while they shoot the big arrow
>I ping and try to show them that they need to use the storm ruler AOW
>they ignore me and continue to shoot
>the 2 ironeyes

go. be free my beautiful son

tf is seamless coop

>>533623001
>it's not golden
>it's not a hippo either

>>533623096
mmo mod version of the game where 100 players drop in and it's pvp only.

>>533623102
From’s Donkey Kong.

oh the randomizer is out. I can finally force the mausuleum and meteor events

>>533623001
I didn't get a single match with you today Ducky :(

>>533623096
its erg seamless coop putting our dicks into your faggot ass

I’m kinda surprised there hasn’t been a boss yet where it’s just a sword or some other weapon and you fight that. There’s bosses where the sword has control over the wielder you face or you face a guy who becomes a sword (Elden Beast) but I wanna fight a sword and then you get to use it afterwards.!

>>533623001

>>533618676
Two wins in a row. I guess I can't call myself "noob revenant" anymore.

The last expedition was two revenants and a recluse. They had to bright idea to enter the nok city at level 2. I thought it was really stupid. But we ended up wrecking the mini bosses there. So it's not a bad strategy. We cleared the left side, left, then came back day 2 and cleared the right side and astel. Ended up level 14 when it was all said and done.

Does off handing a special affect like Lightning on charged attacks no work anymore?

>>533623329
I'm not her

>>533623516
it never worked for those

>>533623096
retarded name for what it does. basically it lets you do 6 player lobbies (and it let you do 2 player lobbies pre-patch) compatible with certain mods maybe? at least its compatible with the randomizer. also puts players in your hub

>>533591898
>>533592293
Any seed the covers the castle is a shit tier seed
I've played on some omega cursed seed that covered it on BOTH days. Don't remember which boss it was, maybe pests. And some bosses have a higher chance for trolls (I think heolster is infamous for that but idr)

>>533623414
I imagine it’s because a humanoid body lets you put tells and telegraph attacks. How would you put on telepgraphs to an inanimate object without it being stupidly easy

>seamless doesn’t support 8 players so there can be one of each class

>>533623948
it currently supports all classes
>wylder
>ironeye
>duchess
>raider
>recluse
>griefer

>>533624040
Revenant is extremely strong in 6 player co-op.

How come no one here has memorized all the seeds?

>>533597605
the new boss is stormruler
theres nothing to say

>>533624131
people here still regularly (maybe 2/3rds of the time) don't open the metal chest in the starting camp that has the big train cart things

>>533624230
KEKKYPOW

>>533618074
you should be hitting level 15 if your route is good

>>533592293
There’s a demiqueen and dragon in the top right and hands in the field beside it. You could also kill the bull with if you aren’t shitters. There’s also a chest that has dropped a legendary for me quite a few times up there. Of course no one knows any of this since they’re one route bots who are hopeless without their castle

gg raider squad

>>533621374
i was, infact, missing critical information.

gg ungabungas I think we did an all hit run and it was still a cakewalk

>>533624230
isn't that chest always a stonesword key? clearing gaols is cheating so I don't care about that.

>>533591898
>>533592293
what boss was this for?

>>533624372
i think so, and in these games where people ignore it, they have the gaol relic
checkmate, atheist

>>533624313
gg
>>533624335
oh yeah lmao

>>533624372
it is for non-starting camps, dunno about starters. just like there's always a crystal tear on the roof of the shack next to the hermit shack seal, but not if you spawn there

>/dsg/ is on autosage

who

>>533624513
why are you in /dsg/? are you pretending to be a spy

2/3 erg pc

>>533622497
i enjoyed the fight. that being said, i will probably never fight it again outside of helping friends kill it.
your build not mattering at all is extremely fucking lame. 90% of the game is preparing for the nightlord

>>533624505
NTA but the starter camp can have a key, got one from it today!!!

>>533624683
nice

>>533624654
your magic damage passives?
your skill FP reduction passives?
your skill damage passives?
your skill related relics?
your warming stones for comfy tsunami bath time?
your chest opening simulator?

>>533624748
>warming stone
what? how does this help you for an attack you should just avoid

>>533624654
>your build not mattering at all is extremely fucking lame
but that's the case for all the other lords as well?

>>533624832
It boils the water away.

>>533624881
real?

>>533624921
it's not called a "freezing" stone, dumbass

>>533624921
no

>>533624654
It really is dumb, most randoms are still have boss farming brain for weapons which is mostly pointless when you should really be doing Evergaols > Churches > Ruins/Forts/Bosses

>>533624748
you make a fair point. i don't like spamming ashes of war so that's probably why i don't like the fight that much outside of KINO value
>>533624861
i mean i guess, it's more evident when you straight up can't use different playstyles like caster, shieldpoking/poisetanking, wylder grapple to chase him didn't do anything positive, etc.

>>533624832
You can not move at all for ED Augur and not use a single flask with the stones.

>>533625221
not what i asked, liar

The everdark gladius fight looks really dull, like a mix of adel and heolstor. My idea of it would’ve been them staying 3 dog with each dog having a different status and two of the dogs go in the sky and they interchange and throw attacks from the side lines like the mantis lords.

>>533625573
can you spoiler leaks dude

>>533624683
I do that
>>533624513
Deserved

How do I stop thinking about dicks...?

>Starter camp
>Church
Hate this shit

>>533625942
Play videogame

Why did matchmaking go to 3/3 for a second then drop to 2/3

>>533625942
you go look up the ugliest throbbing big dick possible and it'll disgust you so much it turns you off entirely
that or it makes it worse, good luck

>Raider's pretty tanky BBH shouldn't hit too ha-

He raped me in real life

>>533625973
Don’t have to run to a church, go to a cathedral for an easy to do at lvl 1 boss, what’s the issue

>>533626021
Someone has someone else blocked

>>533626021
terr or sneedger tried to join your game and you have them blocked

Everdark libra looks absolutely insane

>>533626063
What if I land on crater in NE and both closest fort/ruins have invaders.

>>533626248
go into crater?

>>533625942
Imagine being so low IQ you let jews brainwash you into being a faggot that always has to have sex all the time

>>533626142
All three of them look way better than ED maris

>>533626283
At level 1? WITH RANDOMS?
That's what we had to do. Kill the demihuman queen. Then they decided to fight falling star beast.

the small jar bazaar is selling some weird merchandise today

>>533626373
go demihuman then dragon, wrap around the north for the other demihuman and kill red wolf, maybe you can take on valiant if you're feeling spicy otherwise path to castle
would recommend staying away from the hands and fallingstar unless you have weaknesses and good players

I pick rev and guardian to subtly sandbag the team. Its more fun when stuff doesnt die in 20 seconds and noobs get skill checked by the boss outlasting the usual rotation of I-win button ultimate arts.

what do people think of guardian now that the dust has settled? (haven't played since the first 2 weeks)

2/3 erg pc
enhanced augur!!!

Is it cheating to look at seeds? Mofu?

>>533626582
he's depth 4 at best

>>533626497

>>533626740
You owe it to your teammates to check if basement BBH is in your seed.

>>533626581
rev is a boss deleter

>>533626778
I'm asking a serious question

I feel like carian slicer on duchess is dogshit in trios even with 3x improved carian sorc and magic dmg up +2
It does trash damage from my testing and the range is abysmal, I run out of stamina constantly too
in solo/duo it's a different story tho

>>533627026
Based trvker

>check out ED Maris Solo
>a fully charged storm rule still does pitiful damage
Yeah, fuck this one, I'm not even going to bother

>>533626497
Need to sell his doll too.

>>533627061

>>533627087
is it affected by projectile drop-off?

>>533627026
think this one is a skill issue

>>533627026
>character with 18 END at 15 has issues with stamina
amazing insight.

>>533627265
it's genuinely trash damage, I'd rather play wylder and actually kill bosses
>>533627275
amazing cope

>>533626661
I love my sister >>533626661

>>533627335
playing a character with no stat downsides IS the cope.

>>533626919
I love boobs

>>533627423
lol? a character with insane dodge is the cope here

>>533627026
With evergaol buffs and crater legendary it can kill basically any nightlord in les than a minute

>>533627501
Dodging isnt DPS, which is what you are whining about.

in 2/3 hell queueing both ES bosses on pc, please join before sleep takes me

>>533627582
yes in solo, good luck in trio with puny 400 dmg per hit against a 30k hp boss lmao
>>533627608
>burst dps character
>dps is trash
>gets mogged by all arounder character
>NOOOOOOO but the heckin stats bro it's le cope

>>533627743
>i cant solo carry a boss in 60 seconds in trios?
>the boss has le scaled hp?
>my cope spell needs bufffffffffs
uh huh

>>533627864
I please quote me saying slicer needs a spellbuff, thanks in advance.

>>533627931
You ok there ESL-kun?

>>533627975
>made up an argument in bad faith
>can't provide evidence
>can't cope
it's over

>>533628030
I accept your concession.

I don't care what you guys say. The Night lord Heleo, or whatever the fuck his name is, is the culmination of every bullshit boss design that Fromsoft has been pulling lately. The fake outs, the follow ups, the awkward delays. I hate it. It's anti-fun.

>oh, but if you just learn it...

This is not the kind of boss that is rewarding to learn. I'm just upset that the game is forcing me to learn awkwardness. It doesn't feel good to move with the boss.

>>533627335
It hits for like 206 every .5s at level 3 with 3 carian sword + 3 magic up +1 on duchess
that's perfectly usable, you can get 5 casts off before running out of stamina lol, on top of having restage
how much damage do you think other classes do?
I've gotten slicer to hit for like ~700 on a crater run, that's not even the close to top end and that's already 1.4k dps before factoring in stamina regen (which you can chain 7 hits at 15 without any stamina stuff)

>>533628059
why are you brown?

>>533628064
I'm just going to have to try 10 more times, until someone can carry men.

>>533626294
It's not my fault...ever since I saw a dick that looked like a monster and was extremely bent to the left I can't stop thinking about them...

>>533627612
i can join if youre still waiting

>spam rykard's rancor
I'm having a BLAST

>>533628064
He has like 4 attack patterns

2/3 for all bosses password erg

>>533628560
3/3

>>533628409

>>533628789
deserved for missing the wyrmstake..

>>533628789
skill issue tbdesu

it follows...

>>533628849
staking your womb with my benis

>>533591902
>>533591935
Why do you fags only do things when I'm not awake?

gg horse
who the fuck are these people

>>533629117
why are you american?

>>533629086

>>533592784
>dodged the list
Thank you, Lord.

>>533629189
extremely headpattable

>>533627193
Not that I could tell, damage seemed consistent just pitiful, non-charged storm ruler barely even makes a dent

>>533629157
It was 5 in the morning my time.

>>533629239
I am in bed, no headpats or else

>>533629129
I can't see anything in that picture.

>>533629364
what about cuddling?

>>533629424
I have my blanket

>>533629454
yeah, cuddling under the blanket with a revenant
and squishing her soft butt in my palms

Stop spamming magic I can't even see the boss

>>533629684

>>533629601
It's a porcelain doll, sir.

>>533629776
Fairy godrecluse will turn her into a real girl...

>>533629776
dolls are modular

>never tried the giant's braid L2 before
>it FUCKS

geeg
three times i tried to put my fucking tombstone away from a boss and three times the boss decided to jump to me as soon as I put the tombstone up. what a load of shit.

>>533628789
>>533629765
>both are slugma and yys on different nightfarers each
what's their secret?

>>533630254
Duchess sandwich

>>533630254
i said this happens, nobody believed me
>>533493924
bosses WANT to wear the rock cube armor

>>533630254
gg jelly anons, easy run.

that tree sentinel jump attack into insta death was funny tho, reminds me of the gaping dragon webm

>>533630512
DO YOU SEE
DO YOU SEE THE TREE SENTINEL HANG IN THE AIR FOR A MICROSECOND LONGER THAN IT USUALLY DOES
WHY IT DO THAT

>>533630571
Do you negroes not know how to jump?

>>533630571
LMAO yeah looking at it again makes me smile, i was full HP at level 13 with a vig+3 relic and it still instakilled me the hell is that dmg

>>533630571
He cleared used raider as stepping stone to do a double jump.

Alright, I'm gonna kill this stupid fucking squid this time.

>>533630954
good luck cutie

This game is completely bug free and with well designed and varying gameplay

gg heolstor

gg guardian rev on ED augur

>>533630998
I'm a big buff raider

>two darkmoon gs
>two sonaf
joke rng

>>533630876
WAIT
THE RAIDER'S BODY MOVES SLIGHTLY ON THE SECOND JUMP
THE FUCKER DID USE RAIDER TO DOUBLE JUMP

>>533631032
gg dawn squad

>>533631039
it was funny seeing mlgs drop from a rock

both everdorks 2/3

my game just CTD'd with no error or anything for the erg queue that just went off
i'm going back in boys requeue

>Game starts
>immediate network error
>unable to restore session
Very cool

>>533631053
gotta check those shinies.

>>533628064
not augur? not Caligo?

>>533631095
youve never accidentally jumped on someone's head?

>>533631210
Wow it's fucking useless

First time doing the everdark horse, thanks for the carry.

>>533631210
I'm actually kinda pissed that the reward for using such an ultra rare item is so shit

>>533631284
>>533631397
what's the reward and where do you even get it?

>>533631397
What if the real reward is even rarer?

>>533631397
They were useful when everyone was a noob. I remember using one to get an extra flask at the far end of the map between night 2 and 3. That one in the webm is the only one I found myself in like 300 expeditions.

>>533629129
who the fuck are you

>>533630571
>>533630695
that particular slam has two different hits in it, so if you get hit with the shield and the shockwave it's an instant death

1/3 jellyfish

>>533631210
"Gain entrance somewhere"
So basically, I'm not going to find whatever it is that gains entrance to. Because it's too vague, and I don't have enough time to search or think.

It's been thirteen years, four months, and six days.

>>533631479
sacrificial twigs, there's a stone door in the side of the ravine past the castle that'll open if you have the cord end

>>533631664
Everyone knows where the entrance is, but nobody has enough time to route an unoptimal path to go there.

>>533631664
The door it opens is in the river just north of the castle, you can see it any time you use that jump pad.

Rate my Duchess build:
>skill buff
>gaol (not a gaolmaxxer tho)
>ult gauge on kills
>attack buff for killing enemies during ult
>skill CD+3
>phys atk+2
>rally
>more runes
>ult gauge+3

>>533631774
lol what? I never registered there was a door there. It's all just "wall" to me.

I am joining the queue. Be warned I will be using a meme build.

>>533631859
>gaol
this is all you need, didn't read the rest

>>533631859
CE kino

>>533631358
thoughts on the horse?

>>533631929
So long as you can carry me through super maris

So when are doll players getting Ranni's pointy hat?

>>533588651 (OP)
I really wish these games were on game pass. If E33 can be on there then so can these games.

>>533629765
I'm getting kinda sick of this jank ass fucking game

>>533632154
Japanese are retarded, they don't know what the players actually want otherwise she would have been there from the start

>>533632057
ikik, but if I were CE'ing, I'd put magic attack up instead of physical, and something else than runes. But it's a super lucky set. I also have a green rally+gaol+ult gauge+3 and another blue that's like Duchess skill buff+CD+3+phys+2.