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4K Kezan Edition
Shameless copy because I'm not a baker.

Gurubashi - 0x lmao
Kezan - 0.5x soon, trust the plan

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!

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I cant believe it but the troons from turtle are winning simply by doing nothing.

>>533639285
turtle is making fresh server because the failure of epoch was so big that turtle got flooded with new players

>>533640492
Epoch is doing a 360 5D chess move by pretending to fumble their launch and making other servers overcommit. It's already too late, Epoch will launch this weekend and the new Turtle, Ascension etc servers will launch to 0 players.

Yes I am drinking.

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Ascension isnt over comitting tho lol. Theyre still as lazy as ever. And honestly i was hyped about epoch too but the shit opera they got going on is insane. Im just glad i was prudent and made my account before they closed registrations