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Mah man Dale back where he belongs
>>533630041s2 mindbroke eric so hard he won't respond to this
>>533630041Ali is one of the few I tolerate simply because he made the boss trainer mod
This nigga smelled like pizza flavored goldfish crackers. it was very interesting as to how he achieved that kind of scent
you should hate the concept of life itself not just your life in patricular
there's just something incredibly satisfying in losing couple of games or doing some back and forth in the early set and then just completely dominating my opponent after a while when I have their number
hitting those double digit winstreaks against a guy desperately trying to reinvent his wheel but constantly falling short, no other genre really gives you that feel
>>533630964Yes try having sex
Imagine if Bandai did exactly like SEGA and split Tekken into a boomer division that ports and updates old games and the turd division with Murray, Nakatsu and Harada and makes "the future of Tekken"
I can't imagine a universe where a bunch of exec sit down at a round table and say "yeah, lets make more Tekken with this team"
>>533631140sex sounds like co-op so not my style
>>533630781such a downgrade
>>533630594You're being a weirdo taking multiple pictures of this guy.
Winners bracket
Falcons|E.T. (Sylvie, Heidern, Isla) vs. LEV|Layec (Goenitz, Ryo, Orochi Chris | Kim, Goenitz, Orochi Chris)
Falcons|Tamago (Kula, Blue Mary, Benimaru) vs. LEV|Pako
Losers bracket
Liquid|ViolentKain (Kyo, Ryo, K') vs. QAD|Wero Asamiya (Iori, Rock, Yuri)
S8UL|Yurikov vs. BS|Koopatj (Shun'ei, Benimaru, Isla)
>>533634067The same ol' KOF players.
>>533634219Retard
>>533634067>Wero Asamiya (Iori, Rock, Yuri)>never picks Athena Asamiya
>>533634648he's a fucking bitch
all the best EVO games will be today
sunday will be just a gook + paki fest as always with the same names
today will be all the exciting matches and upsets
>today will be all the exciting matches and upsets
yeah in SF6, VF5, Samurai Shodown, KI, Marvel 2, CVS2, Granpoo and Blazpoo
PhidxChads how are we feeling about our boy playing Knig tomorrow?
>>533635158no one except JDCR cares about this shit char
>>533635158he'll pretend like he will, but if the character isn't top tier, he won't
>>533633154Teach me how to smell like pizza bro. Lowkey had me wanting to take a bite
I want a sister wife too.
secluding my animal in a small space and leaving him scared for the epic internet points is so fucking BASED
>>533636183Nigga get turned pussy.
>>533636326Your dog sounds like a bitch
>>533629884 (OP)how many fifteenth images is this for you now. this is at least the third
my dogs are tekken players I keep in a leash by showing T7 bikinis and my OC
>>533635574We can see your ugly mug in reflections in your pics, btw, faggot
>>533630781there are levels to this shit
why couldnt i have been born female its not fucking fair
I dunno bleeding every month sounds like a pain
i already bleed every month but out of my asshole (hemorrhoids)
>>533637680You never told me how to smell like pizza. Is it exclusive to mysterymeat burgerbuilds like you? ItsAndross is a faggot
this will sond bad but if you think about it, fat people aren't meant to live in the world, originally, people (monke) had to be fit to survive, anyone who was fat, slow and so on was just a prey.
the fact that we allow fat people in society shows that we are failing as a specie..
leroy main btw
>>533638987>>533630781creampie sex with lots of kissing
i love fat on girls chests
asuka main btw
>g*rls
yuck please censor that word
>>533629884 (OP)>Ltgfag returnsLovely start to my day
People being fat is a byproduct of industrial revolution. It's too easy to access shitty food now in most places in this world.
the pain goes on
the pain goes on
>>533641246NTR creampie sex with lots of kissing
dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life
what's Azucena getting if she already has a bikini
Special win pose where she rapes Leo
>>533643915I just realized this DLC will just be a copypaste of that Azucena costume.
>tanukana and friends didnt come to evo
bros..
https://x.com/BigSkonk/status/1951614417684271110
STOP THIS PSYOP
cosplayers are mentally ill
>>533644662Too expensive sadly... I miss the Tekken cosplayers
>>533646226Imagine giving yuyu a foot massage after shes had a long day making it out of pools.
>>533644792Skonk puts more effort into these videos than Bamco does developing Tekken.
making out with yuyu during pools...
i want kfc but i also want to lose some weight but i also only had breakfast 6 hours ago
>>533644595the Azu bikini fits her like shit though, the new ones I saw look better
Teling Nakatsu to fix the game during pools...
can't remember the last time i had kfc
good shit though
>>533647431Fixing it how?
>>533647540Just release T5DR with modern netcode/Crossplay and I'm set.
>>533647540Reina's POV but she's not even good at math
>>533647361fix yourself some eggs jamal kfc is poison
>>533646226She loves posting her feet. I swear she must have an anonymous fantia page or she's wasting potential
bf6 looks so fucking good bros...
>>533648783fps games are for meathead dropouts (unless you're john carmack).
>>533647431But he's releasing bikinis bro
>>533648919he does martial arts and never went to college thoughever...
>>533647540>webmliterally me
>>533649062but he's not a meathead, he's a fuckin nerd who unironically plays D&D lmao. bet he got his lunch money taken constantly and now he's compensating from the trauma. once a dweeb, always a dweeb.
what to do during those 3 hoursโฆ
Go outside go for or drive
you can always goon to lili for 3 hours
>>533650436 you are not a loser
Im gooning to kayane instead
>>533650832i see the vision
>>533630781This is the first time I've seen a bikini outfit look like this. Like she's half naked and somehow there is nothing to look at, no skin texture or shading, just a weird blurry abstract thing. They wanted to get peoples' money by making obviously popular bikini costumes but without actually giving the characters a body or any detail, it's crazy. Feels like looking at a censored version made for the Middle East version of the game or-
oh I get it now
>>533630781why are fan modders 100 times better at this than the tekken team?
>>533652236because rules don't exist for modders
>>533652772it's not just about content, but quality. that just looks like ass.
nothing gets greenlit before making sure that it sucks
so that's how you were born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0uSLgW9o7E
it's up
>>533653123this is extremely rude but also very true
>>533652976it really doesnt
Does anyone have the t8 boob size comparison
I need to kiss a man so bad bros
there are no men left in this world
>>533654368isnโt that kinda gay tho ?
it is kinda kazuya main, yeah
im gonna move to japan bros any tips ? already been there plenty of times but this time itโs to stay, any tips on handling that aspect of things ?
do NOT stalk HNM when you're there
>>533655242bro we don't travel here on tekgen, infact 90% of us has not seen the outside since 15 years now
I literally havent seen the sun in two weeks
>>533655242You should not ask us these important questions
>any tips on handling that aspect of things
first one
>>533655789yeah shibuya and shinjuku suck mostly shinjuku tho but the rest of Tokyo is fine
and second and most important one
>>533655789still better than where i live now (small city in france) itโs an actual gang/brown uber eats dudes/drugs ridden miserable hell hole so i had no choice but to leave
hq720
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The next publisher asked me not to read this but...god dammit
I'm going to read it anyway, because I wrote it and it's the truth.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME. IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER
PERIOD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
TEKKEN 8
fuckin hate you weeb niggas that wanna go to japan i hope it gets nuked again
why is it so fucking hot
any decent games at evo or can i skip
>>533655498im in evo bruh
>>533655976this loser couldnt find himself a japanese wife in 15years ?
>>533656305no nuke can undo what japan is going thru right now (mostly due to anime)
>>533656306play dwarf fortress.
>>533656330are ya winning son??
>>533656506nah washed in 1st day pools
just hanging around with friends until the ak trailer
>>533656573thatโs a pretty sad life to live pal
>>533656573that's a pretty happy life to live bud
>>533656365he has a wife and child lil bro
>>533656573wish there were kekken tournaments around here too
Jiyuna's such a faggot I hope they kick that gaijin out
they're kicking everyone out
>>533656365He literally has a daughter there bruv
>>533656365he found one and has 2 daughters, it's why he's going full ham against FGC now kek
it's hilarious people still not getting he's the one behind every shitty marketing decision
markman played 88 versions of this game you have nothing to worry about
>>533655242Two of my friends did the same thing and both came back after a year or so they said it was ass living there but i don't remember the specifics been a long time
let him live the otaku from 2003 dream with his own eyes
>>533655242why would you want to stay in japan
it's one of those countries that are very nice as a tourist but actually living there?
game's substandard i ceased it
I started to enjoy my own smell
>>533658354How does that relate to shitting on the fgc?
What does shitting on Tekken and Bandai have to do with me having sex and having to take care of a family
>>533661161unironically buying this
Virtua Fighter? Heh, no, I don't think I shall be playing it.
>>533661161>anti-ergo handles going straight down>d-pad on bottom
>>533660861i live in fucking france pal anywhere is better and i spent like 6months in japan already in the past so itโs not some honey moon phase decision i just need to get the fuck out of here
>>533661789honestly i hope a somali gang rapes u nigga
whats summoner war and why are they making a collab with kekken
>>533661429>le white pepo face
im somali it's rude pal apologize..
if you really are then u should go back to somalia nigga
If you're poor, live somewhere in Europe with free healthcare and job opportunities. If you have money, live somewhere in Europe gated from the migrant hordes. There's no reason to live anywhere else.
>EU
with those britbongs and their laws affecting EU as well (X lol) I think EU is a bad idea too
blud really went "let me move to this country that people make coffee for their bosses and bow to them"
>>533662579lol kill yourself eurofag europe is a fucking communist Orwellian shit hole that everyone with a functioning mind should run from as far as possible. Fucking retard get castrated nigger bitch
I'm telling you we're getting the reveal of the next DLC this EVO. And it's female Lei. The only one who can save Tekken.
Imagine bowing to Nakatsu and Harada lmao
next DLC is Armor King, NIGGA. we already know this
the NEW character is whatchumean
>>533662839most mentally stable mutt
>>533662579i hope you die a violent painful death eu-jamal
new character is IP grabber
im ready to give my id to any website that asks for it
praying that Tekken 9 shows your face below your char
Convenience is the death of freedom bros
go back to the woods then and cut your internet
back on the wine tonight lads
>>533663425ever heard of a thing called nuance ? i donโt get why so many people are this retarded like itโs fucking scary.
i'm sorry i apologize for my shitpost behaviour, i'm resuming it when I see Knee bitch or Arslami on stream
>>533663571im more of a painkiller kind of guy but a fine red wine is pretty cool, enjoy mate.
ever heard of nuance and this?
com to russeia warm gulag and food
>>533663631Found a cheap pinot noir in Aldi
>>533663861Never tried that, is it much different to a regular pina colada?
>>533664330itโs just less invasive and time consuming than alcohol and im mentally ill so it works pretty well i can imagine living another life from my stained couch
day two finna be lit bros
so lit I'm gonna skip it like day one lol
only top 8 is worth watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7UADqKeJjI
>>533664007>get bought by huge international megacorp>still have to be "presented by" a burrito fastfood chainhas ANYTHING about evo gotten less shit since snoy bought them? excluding mr corevalues fatfaggot being forced to step down because that wasn't their doing and happened before the purchase
that's Aris and Markman's friend
https://www.twitch.tv/evo3
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>533665575Evo would've died without Sony's purchase
so the next time you watch an Evo stream, remember that
>>533664843yeah itโs gonna be great i canโt wait
>1st place for each game gets to lick pokimane's sweaty feet clean
>entrants double
>sponsors no longer needed
>EVO is saved
You're welcome
not watching this gay SHIT did anything interesting happen yesterday
murray bitch slapped someone off stream
that gay Arlsan pop off vs Atif was hilarious, I completely forgot about that
i beat ghirlanda in ranked once btw
LIDIA ALARM
>LIDIA ALARM
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>>533667128she was only good for the r34
>>533667128soon as i saw this image i imagined shit coming out of her ass
>>533667371shit is gross mate
the ass or the shit is gross?
>>533667185>she was only good for [the single most important thing for a tekken character]yeah im thinkin we need her back.
>>533667128Well overdue for proper cultural consultation and responsibility
i forgot, do we know at what how they'll show the Armor King trailer?
they'll show him using pixels
>at what how they'll show
calm down lil bro
>>533668196*at what hour
Tekken 8 made me lose the last two remaining braincells I was born with
can't read my
can't read my
>>533668384tomorrow before top 8, every game will have a reveal before the top 8
I don't get why people complain about Bryan when he doesn't have any decent panic moves
where are all the tekken evo cosplays, what about trannies in the audience?
>>533668461and itโs gonna suck
>>533668371Oh alright, thanks lad
I JUST WANNA USE UR LOVE
TONIIIIIIIIGHT
>muh panic moves
everyone is plus on this game
>>533668485mid powercrush that gives install, ff4, g-clef heat engager (wallsplat), i12 ws mid knee ch launcher, northern cross
>another tekkino8 weekend
>>533668768he can't use any of those moves if you just constantly mash in his face
>tfw my wifi is so ass I'm forced to watch the stream in 160p
pain
what happens if Asuka wins EVO
how does the Tekken community save face
>>533669013*burps*
*farts*
*pisses*
i don't know
>>533669083if you were a female id want you to do all that right in front of me
do you guys prefer shitting sitting or squatting
>>533669013Tibetano isn't good enough to win EVO even WITH Asuka
i purchased this king plushie
Lowhigh and Jimmy are fighting
>>533669393never tried squatting but it's probably better
human body was made to be shitting squatting
>>533669013probably the same way we did when lili won evo japan
>>533669013An honest character like 'ka would never win in these other trash games. Only tekken8 has honest mid tiers competing at the highest level.
>>533669441buy me the 'Cena plushie
they need a vacuum sealed chamber setup so sound doesn't escape
Great to see knee finally adapting to the increased skill requirements of tekken 8.
Oh fuck they're gonna steam my bros fight with ikari
>>533670521Dap knee for me plz
This guy picked the wrong kazama
>>533670521Fat Asian waifufag vs FRAUDan.
We got this EUbros
Thought this knee guy was supposed to be good lmfao can barely handle a low tier jun player
something really funny might happen
>>533670428if there is one thing I learned from watching fighting games is that most asians wear a mask because they look hideous without it
Shame we are getting reddit king next instead of a brown girl
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FRAUD
knee = washed
knee = washed
knee = washed
knee = washed
knee = washed
knee = washed
pachislot game
pachislot genre
pachislot medium
pachislot life
>just tuned in
>knee jobbing
ah, ok
yeah this game still sucks
>they bet against a fucking Red Bull athlete
what if arslan also loses like that one twt
>>533672078he never chokes during EVO, everyone plays like a greenie for some reason
ANOTHER EASY EVO WIN FOR ARSLAN
BYE KNEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PAKISTAN IS BETTER
if fraudslan wins this evo I'm quitting kekken
Godamn it bro I told you he hellsweeps all the time...
>>533672428Ah yes Arslan the fraud
Arslan won't win. Nina isn't broken enough, Anna doesn't fit his playstyle and he can't into Byron or Fraudio.
>>533672382go find a goat to fuck
>>533672202only time he choked was when he got 6-0ed by shadow with a bunch of choked rounds, but then he went all the way through losers to get 3rd
phidx can beat arslan, he did it once with noctis and he can do it again...
what are they going to reveal tomorrow besides AK?
all these south americans are so carried by dix, except blaz the fundy god
Something underwhelming and embarrassing as per usual
>>533672202Who won last evo? And who even won evo japan?
kwab
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when are keisuke and ikari up, I want to see them job
>>533673751No wait mulgold won evo japan but i cant remember who won last evo.
Was it ulsan?
>>533673751arslan ash and knee, newfags
Just get Kayane on stage I want to watch her
How do these pro players not want to kill themselves stuck with this frustrating ass game?
joka really went to pakistan, raped everyone in that one tournament, then became washed. sad
joka's entire career was based on feng being broken
>>533674168This,
Kayane is getting old like fine wine.
'Cenabros... we're getting blown up...
TE EXPOSISTE? TE EXPOSISTE!
Will they announce a T5DR remaster at EVO?
>>533673846Ikari hellsweept my bro to death and is still in losers
azucena gets launched for everything kek
>>533675035iem origin lore
That Korean has mad hair game.
>>533675801Oh God please let me guess right in the mid/low mixups
holy fuck danielmado is actually so fucking good at tekken
the Jin cabal only operated during top 16
This nigga Mado is sidestepping ducking EVERTHING
Is there a way to get the filesize down? Can I delete the single player or something
>>533676540Yes delete the game and download T5DR Online pkg instead. You save like 75GB doing that.
>>533676540play DMMM instead.
kazuya is so fkin hard to play man
defend defend defend while opp just spams in your face
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
well played treyek
>>533674026Jokes on you i drank my brain away just cant remember shit
>bear player
>no breaks
>can't punish
>no movement
murray's vision
>>533678308His one twin pistons whiff punish was good though he probably just mashed it anyway
yeah this Anna has no clue about the matchup lmao
there are 0 Anna on screen though
I don't want to be a doomer but these 2 last rounds were blue ranked tier.
And we are already in EVO day 2...
bros the game is too fucking retarded
Our girl is still in it
https://x.com/YUYU_FGC/status/1951715521063272479
yeah it's legit unwatchable
how lame is anna to watch holy shit i havent looked at this game in a year and this is what it is
Good shit harada murray and nakatsu u really know how t make a good tekken !!!!! please keep bringing us these banger chars!!! u deserve ur jobs!! not to mention really cool char fak omg murray nice oc !!!
Theyre in the usa right, somone do something
>>533679573Hope she does well and gets close to top 8 at least
>commercials into break with timer into break without timer
i hate burgers and i hate spics but joecrush the gigaton ass is my fav western player because he has the skill and the killer instinct.
really impressed with that fatass even if he loses this
Why is every jack player on earth morbidly obese?
they play this game competitively
What the fuck is this shit ? Why didnt RA connect ???
why is every Jack player American
REALLY IMPRESSED
GIGATON ASS THIS CHINC
what did I miss EVOgods? any happenings?
almost choked it but randomed him out with a df2
nice one joe
LowHighbrosโฆ weโre worse than an NA mutt.
>>533681614Knee got knocked into losers by some random Jun. Joka got exposed as being washed by Bilal. Jeondding just got JOECRUSHED into losers. That's about it.
"OH MY GOD ALISA MIRROR????" *shotgun blasts* - Myk
AMAZING
I kneel to your gigaton ass burger bros
I should be getting paid to watch this
>>533681725>Knee got knocked into losers by some random Jun.KillaKilla?
>>533681725Thought about it.
Game's random.
>>53368184140 years later and I still hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYI1OHANPfc
>>533681725>Knee got knocked into losersit's tekken 8. not surprising
>Joka got exposed as being washed we all know joka is a fraud. not suprising
>Jeondding just got JOECRUSHED into losersdding is a coinflipper. not suprising
>>533681725kirakira not random
>>533682151>tekken 1 was 40 years agonyooo
>>533682318He's from the most irrelevant region in the world in Tekken, EU. By definition he's a random.
>>533682541Switzerland is even a country?
just realised Alissa says DIE!!! in Japanese
>>533682541a region winning a masters event isn't random
NA/SA/Africa/Sea are random regions
I almost reinstalled in a moment of weakness. Be careful bros.
>>533682737? she's telling for you to shine on d00d
Chipotle bros in teh chat?
>>533682541Switzerland is not part of EU, mutt.
>>533682828I'd reinstall but then I remember Fahkumram is in the game and all desire disappears haha
masku
>fartnakin vs jvcr
is it 2018 again?
Jaydee kino incoming
make some noiseeeeee
>Anakin vs JDCR in early ass pools
washed kings
every time I uninstall I then reinstall, I don't know how this keeps happening
>>533682151KINOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62dxojbmUY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0GNjdffyhk
remember tekken redbull mansion? now it's tekken retirement home of the washed. I feel so old
havenโt played since clive
Anakin is more washed than he was in T7
sick of these Jack niggas, fuck outta here Americans
he never recovered from the speedkicks miguel incident
>>533683542The atmospheric music and post-industrial background stages were really a powerful combo.
people really underestimate how good jdcr is
dude is getting top8 in all the korean tournaments still
jdcr getting top 8s ... in the league of legends hot6 regionals
>>533683101I almost convinced myself online tekken would help my mental health because its something i'm decent at lmao
Anakin should just retire, he isn't even close to a top player in 8.
omg i love eddy wow cool char with epic stlye redone omg!!! bravo murray!!! dont watch ur back no one is going to do anything!!!
'kin is on red bull payroll and bamco likes him for being a nice compliant shill, he's making an easy living
That jdcr vs the chosen one game
KEKEKEKEK
i dont even understand how anakin is as washed as he is. it doesnt look like a t8 problem, he just doesnt play as clean and confident as he used to
>T8 Eddy vs T8 Raven
Thanks I have cancer now
knees fucked
JD winning it all
>YUYU
literally who the fuck puts the money to carry that deadweight around?
>>533685603c9 dropped her so idk
nothing will EVER be good again
>>533685742AI will save us
Anna the type of woman to lick your face and claim ownership of you
VF6 will change the course of human history just be patient
>>533685190I think it became a mental thing when there suddenly was a better, sharper and fatter jack player.
>>533686138meo il or joe crush?
Not destroy but radically alter society in ways we're completely unprepared for with unprecedented consequences
>>533685190It is a tekken 8 thing. Jack was the exact same character from t6 to t7. He played the exact same style for like 15 years. He probably should've just ditched jack for a different character. He can't play yolo like joecrush.
>>533686310kek
i meant burger jack - joe crush
>take
wow that old ass nigga still plays
>>533685994anna the type of woman to lick your shit and claim ownership of it
Why did they hide the players? Something went off there.
>>533686580Saint and meoil seem to be able to win
>>533687721>SaintKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
players are dropping like flies!
>>533687721Meo il was never really a jack player, he had the best results with geese/duk. Saint is completely irrelevant in this game.
>>533686580"tekken 8 thing"
nigga he has been dogshit for 15 years. he was nothing in the last 5 years of t7
>>533688513he got top 8 at the last t7 evo lol, and won CEO in like 2022 or something
>>533688513He qualified for every twt finals in 7
>>533688797I think upcoming slop DLC.
https://www.twitch.tv/mirageorg
Naria vs Arslan ash
1-0 Naria
>got 4-0d by tekken king leroy in quickmatch with my pocket kazuya
I have poor mind games
>>533689438Who cares? The whole game is pure dishonest niggery.
is it time for cuddlecore to job to some random player again
>>533689571The better Tekken player is like the better cocksucker. I don't care, you do you.
>arslan hasn't played nina all day
it's over...
>>533689714Concession accepted.
>>533689806The conversion to Unreal Engine was a big mistake.
>>533689806Good, she's more realistic now.
jdcr
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is he in winner's still?
>>533689806No neck community represent
>>533689528ECK BOCK era was this generalโs peak.
We are mentally playing T8 now.
>>533690082he's a winner in my heart
>>533689806SHE WAS WEARIN PUSH UP BRA!!!
>>533689806asuka got fat bros
>>533690398The last character in the season pass is a completely new character to Tekken
>>533690398They would nerf her tits.
>>533689806Murrayโs game.
We love men here.
>>533689806those fucking shoulders are way to wide
is anyone even watching tekken anymore
Saint and JDCR era was peak.
>>533690773Yeah I'm waiting and hoping brawlpro gets on the main screen.
how do you even manage to make asuka unsexy
>>533690773IM WATCHING this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssjr_Zzpz2I
while jerking off
while watching tekken
while watching this
while posting on pol
cuddle lost to some random jap...
these redbull niggas are WASHED
>>533690517Design the new character.
i was gonna, the way she won the second match should really clue you in to how she plays if you haven't already figured it out. and that guy obviously realized she's a fucking masher and he should stop trying to respect her
why is the entire youtube chat saarposting
grubblegore is always a option select lab monster she just got mashed out
Degeneracy is simply when two independent eigenfunctions share the same eigenvalue.
grandma core nigger is too ugly to be successful
>>533689806There's so many things wrong with this...
Asuka finally had enough of the back pain and got a breast reduction. You go girl.
>>533689806it's internal sabotage at this point
>counter hit paragon
>has shit counter hits
blud can't low parry junkyard
mai
md5: 55cb09f819c848ae37948150c69a9a7e
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>>533691223Lei + Chloe loli chink character
Those two are US god 1 btw
>>533690398imagine wearing that outfit with those shorts
>>533689806you'd have to be retarded to not expect this to happen.
imagine what's going through harada's mind right now.
I love to see mashen 8 crash and burn
>tranny on stream
>message deleted by a moderator x5 in 3 seconds
kek
>tranny shows up
>immediately 20 deleted messages in chat
Tranna bros the allegations are true
Phew, thank god that thing isn't playing a character I like.
'gus just 2-0'd eyemusician...nerf...Asukas...tits..
>>533693115i like how the ai doesn't mention anyone trying to defend him
still crazy to me that troons are a thing
like we all agree that they are disgusting hellspawns but instead of putting them in a mental asylum where they belong I'm supposed to believe they are normal and oppressed because they cant groom kids
You got one job hwoarangutan
>>533693507he's not out of it yet
i-i just want to jak off to my feminine appearance...
jesus fucking christ that anna literally didn't block a single time the entire last round
>>533693507TKD man has saved us all.
>>533694015She killed millions of my little swimmers
it's been over 4 months since the last time an uyuy set has been posted on ex what the hell is taking them so long
>>533690519Good, she'd be more realistic then.
>>533694015She'll never be as popular as Chun-Li
asuka has like the dumbest throws. How the fuck do you generate the force to slam somebody to the ground by grapping their wrist at waist level?
>>533695110get out of my hobby you dumb roastie
>ASSLAN ALERT
ASSLAN ALERT
>ASSLAN ALERT
ASSLAN ALERT
Knee is going into Tekken stage he has something in his hand
>>533696069God Anna is so busted.
Why would you ever not mash with her
>>533696024Oh fuck I need to fap now
BROS WHERE IS MY CHIPOTLE EXTRA MATCH, WHICH IS JUST A REGULAR MATCH, BUT THEY NEED TO NAME DROP THE SPONSOR IN REGULAR INTERVALS, BECAUSE THE TOURNAMENT SOLD OUT BIG TIME AND THEY NEED TO MANTRA MINDFUCK YOUR BRAIN!
>>533696024i really need to puke
https://youtu.be/D8DE_cvnGXQ?si=noUQ1wRGA85V8lwH
Fighting game tournaments could easily be run on a non-profit basis if people gave up this idea of e-sports and playing a video game as a full time job.
Lil fella having a bit of a melty
ive watched a total of 15 minutes i think the knee match basically it and some other rare minutes sprinkled in
As Reina fag this last match was painful to watch.
>>533697903Deserved loss, if you can't win VS Lee it's a pure player issue.
>>533696516Finally thank god
>they haven't fixed SSS, the image showing they did was completely random
I'm done.
These guys are complete clowns, they don't belong in the industry.
Nina sucks MAH DICK LOL LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>533634067Where's my HINAKO
>>533698839my ai companion will have a very similar look
>>533698839Murray we are going to need this costume.
The cap is included in the current season pass but the dress
from annaโs anus to my oesophagus ? delicious.
the usual schizo is on that board again since he'd be ignored here
Running all these pointless "interviews" with washed up hacks in games I don't care about instead of showing more Tekken is truly vile.
If only both could lose..
power crush being safe on absorb is so stupid
Why do they keep putting this annoying bitch on commentary? Legit have to mute the stream every time it's a segment with her in it. Fucking irritating.
>>533701101It's not safe lil nigga, you can throw throw them guaranteed because of the slow down
she's better than yipes or sajam
JOE CRUSH THE CHOSEN FRAUD EXPOSER
anakin just needs to do what joecrush did that last round
K-Wiss can't even win when Hworang is the #1 character in the game, embarrassing.
>>533701329what are you talking about lil nigga
Anakin looks into the mirror every evening and asks himself 'who am i' with a tear in his eye.
Bros, I can't stand her anymore.
I'm muting the stream.
Shit on her in the twitch chat or go the subtle 'she no hype im a retard who needs hype' angle.
>>533702220A wise course of action, youtube chat is as always based with everyone mocking and deriding her every time she comes on to commentate. Straight up diversity hire in action, no merit, no talent, but she's a female (maybe) so she gets to be on commentary. Repulsive stuff.
this game is the definition of shit
https://x.com/tofugu/status/892561529832435713
>>533702060use practice mode before you talk
>>533703009so if i jab into a power crush i have time to throw?
sick man gonna use that and win evo
So fucking grating. Ten seconds into the round oooowh okaaaay wooow wit da stances and constant forced hype. My nigga bloodhawk is adult babysitting at this point
i havent seen anything that made me wanna play again
>>533702767definitely one of the worst AAA fighting games ever made, if not the worst one
Anyone picking Anna should take a 50% prize winning cut automatically. Itโs just so embarrassing for the game.
man I remember watching t7 tournament clips back then and thinking "wow this game looks so cool, I have to play it" and now this is one of the ugliest games I've ever seen
reina heat d2 is so retarded, literally nothing you can do but take damage after getting ENGAGED
>Open stream
>they have mixed the best commentator with the worst for โSOMEโ reason
We didnโt deserve RIP
'bating to 'on takes up all my time
anakin gets to play randoms on stage in losers just because he is with red bull. very cool.
It's actually wild just how bad iambic is at commentating does she even play this game
>>533704113Doesn't matter, every fighting game nowadays has one forced female commentator they shove onto major events no matter how lacking their knowledge is or how terrible they are at their job.
JDCR beat Ulsan in a drag mirror
looked her name up on wavu and lmaoed at the first psn profile
>>533704113she's using this as a springboard to become the next big commentator for VF6, i honestly believe so
Imagine Evo GF Game 5 Round 5 and this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8eS0IJjuLU
>>533704283holy shit my goat
>>533704253doesnโt SF have a good one and a bad one?
>>533704253Honestly I would be okay with that if she were cute and not too annoying, but she's a fucking goblin and obnoxious to boot.
>>533704414It's hype, deal with it.
>>533704253There's gotta be at least 1 other female who plays tekken and would be willing to commentate in the entire tekken scene, why did they have to shove someone as clueless and hypeless as iambic on commentary?
>>533703918you can literally sidestep is BOTH ways with bears you fucking shitter
>>533704540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEkvyetZQoY
i didn't disagree WAKA WAKA
>>533704283Ainโt no way unc beat my nephโฆ.
>>533704570you know how rare it is to find a dude that is a good commentator AND also knowledgable of the game? now try doing that with a much smaller group
>said yesterday right here that JDCR was washed
>He proves me wrong
Nice moves
haven't washed myself in a while
Jesus, is there really not a single good female commentator?
Idiots showing the worst matches again
>>533704980All of the LUYG guys are good
>>533705161post some so i can jizz with u bro
>>533705210Kayane does French commentary, otherwise no
Why do people keep saying iambic is bad as a commentator? Decent game knowledge, isn't snarky or annoying and actually plays the game. I'd rather her than Rip.
>>533705646I could not construct a more obvious shill post
>>533705646Me too. Rip, Spag and Markman kill my will to live.
>>533705646Heh, you baited me! Kek!
jdcr
md5: 587f15f5ba1745ccbfcf7bcb420999a0
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niggas are lying
i want a burger but im fat
>>533705935Brackets donโt update immediately retard
>>533706092no one said shit on twitter either
>>533704980the thing is commentators can fulfill other roles, they don't necessarily have to be a good commentator AND be knowledgeable. But iambic is neither knowledgeable or a good commentator, and she doesn't get very excited, she brings nothing of value. Anybody holding a single of the above mentioned qualities would be an upgrade and they can't be that hard to find.
Whats the alternative to main stream for tekken? I cant listen to that bitch
>>533705935bruh im here it takes time to update
>>533706160They're just shellshocked retard
why is there a disgusting bantoid on my screen?
>>533706331raef became washed as soon as they nerfed jin
You can always move to jappa stream.
they really need to fuck off with all these female commentators
i wanna get fingered by anna while watching a horror movie
>>533705764What am I shilling lmao Nigga I don't have a stake in who commentator.
If you hate niggers just say that kid
>>533706749Didnt know that you need to clarify that you dislike niggers on 4chan of all places
>>533705646She's on the same level as Rip (trash)
Oh shit Jimmy is destroying KingRey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6Fnhndo_8
>>533708654What race is he
FUCKING DOGSHIT MAINSTREAM IS LAGING AND I CANT WATCH KNEE
aris really doesn't know what the fuck to complain about anymore man
how many hours left of this joint just started watching did i miss the whole thing
it's easy to shit on commentators for random reasons but this chick is legit awful
what the fuck man
>>533708959british(pakistani(indian))
>>533709039what is that nigga saying now?
all the streams are lagging for me
why are they almost screaming with Knee doing a sidestep when he's winning 2 round
damn why is knee always bming joka in tourneys
How the fuck did Knee lose to Kirakira
>>533709395Your reward for the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWVhJRlpV4
Knee was like he was playing with his little brother there, sidestepping taunt jet upper on the final round is like yo.
My goodness knee you didn't need to do him so greasy..
>>533709565>korean going against non top 5 (only chars they play) char a mystery
>>533709565probably hasn't seen jun in a year he looked stiff blocking her strings
REINA ON STREAM
OH FUCK
ULSAN ON REINA
JDCR traumatized ulsan into playing Reina...
is Pakistan still the strongest region?
is phidx out of the tournament?
>>533709858Aaaaaand he lost with Reina and switched LMAOOOOOOO REINA IS SHIT
REINA IS SO FUCKING WEAK
>>533709039The match was actually decent with some poking
Then Knee did a long ass combo of +15 seconds, broke the wall so the retarded ugly ass ff stage with the phoenix imploded and there were explosions all around the place. It looks so fucking stupid and out of place that I don't even know how you guys stomach it
What does the DX in PhilDX stand for
I don't want to play the epic Reina player card.
But Reina is only viable with a flawless execution and 299 IQ.
alisa is cringe as shit. a character like that has no business being top tier
>>533710335tekken is cringe
the whole game has retarded characters
If you apply power scaling Lili and Asuka are easily within the top 15 strongest people in the world, probably top 10.
jimmyjtran finna be the highest placing american again
>>533710291https://www.flypdx.com/
not joking btw
let's face it, Dragunov is still busteD
>>533710524>even ai companions are fat now
>Dawood
Why would you nickname yourself after a pajeet Hitman target?
>>533710648shes not fat itโs the camera angle faggot
>>533710524patrician taste
>mhm
>mhm
>mhm
Get this faggot out of the commentators box
>>533710524rubenesque ? i rike
>>533710574new gen is trash
>>533710756okay chubby chaser
If she's fat please let me date only fatties
any restreamer worth watching rn
>>533710249Aris is right, Tekken 8 is visually appalling
imagine having to shake hands with a fat paki
Aris, Okubo, Ono, JimmyJ and now probably Rip. It's insane how easy people win when they leave Bamco behind
>>533711032anyone that has main stream muted is an improvement
whites need to get better at this game, koreans are slippin
>>533711374JimmyJ is in winners
Dawood can die happy now that he can beat a korean.
is it me or start.gg is not working?
I keep getting errors
>>533711537yeah but he's a baker who lives peacefully and just travels once per full moon now
Buff Mishimas except Jin nigga
>>533710524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwWiYDeMvE
did ulcer get scrubbed out ofr was dawwoood always good first time i see him
at least watching some fun7 made me wanna play but this ? hell no
https://www.twitch.tv/ohbunnies
jimmy vs bilal
they have replaced the male commentators 3 times and kept her on the entire time. they replaced bloodhawk with the prior dude and now previous dude with obama lmao
Now is Anakins time to shine.
Lets see the fruits of his hyperbolic time chamber training.
>>533711707Not just you
But anyway, i am hungry, i wish Lili would serve me food right now in a naked apron
>>533711929anyone middle eastern (not white latino or black)=good
>>533711929ulsan blew his heat final game final round early, dawood had his, in tekken 8 that's gg shake my hand he got hit by heat engager+heat dash and blew up and died.
>>533712009do you know the reason why?
Anakin beating Raef would be the final mindbreak for jinfags
every day i'm more amazed at how retardedly short whiff frames are in this game
#1 problem in the game unironically. massive lingering hitbox frames on everything and no whiff frames
Someone post naked Lili asking not to hurt Jin
Wasnt raef good a few month ago?
Whats going on here?
>>533712272bandai being retarded+DEI probably I don't fuckin know
how this nigga losing to Anakin
>>533712407You are literally just a scrub. Whiffs are more forgiving than ever.
>>533712602that is literally what he is saying bro read with yo eyes
>>533712575yeah idk why either
>>533712602why we got stupid niggas in here too
>anakin is korean backdashing to range 3 in tekken 8
>>533712764>>533712793I donโt know what else to say, they added extra whiff frames to a lot of moves that donโt happen on block or hit. Most problem moves either already existed before (Asuka uf3) or are just heatsmashes that fly away.
does anakin live with his parents? how does he afford rent?
>>533713146red bull pays him to exist
raef is rich right? how is he even sponsored when he barely ever makes it to top 16
>>533713097saudi
is this Knee match a match that's already done or what, I don't get it with these extra matches
why do you niggas talk shit so inaccurately all the time
two days ago ulsan (near top of twt this season) was dogshit and washed and now itโs twt 3rd place from less than a year ago
>>533712897cause this is the tekken community duh
KNEES KOREAN CURSE IS REAAAAAAAL
>>533712534Jin nerfs, he was carried
shut down tekgen since Arslan won with 0 effort, never make another thread again
>>533714516Yep out he went without even getting near arse land ash.
>arslan beat knee's ass in the dojo before evo
>knee doesn't even make it to top 8 at evo after talking a bunch of shit
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is myk okay? he's looking pretty rough lately
we're all looking pretty rough here
fake it out till you make it
tomoriru more like tomor-row starting dieting LMFAOOOOO
Chikurin is a beaten wife there's no other way
you know it's bleak when a fighting game thread is dead during fucking evo