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>>533592620 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ -The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game
>https://deltarune.com -The New Game's Progress
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love ralsei
it gets good in chapter 7 lads
trust me, just 20 more hours of gameplay
>>533630624It was good in 2018
>>533630624Who the fuck is playing Deltarune for everything to be "dark and mature" all the time. The dark themes and the goofy gremlin shit are two sides of the coin.
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!
Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>533630624>NOOOOO the COMEDY GAME has JOKES AND LEVITY IN IT NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
Eram is gaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrghnnJt9t0
>>533630624dog race was kino
I can't wait for Berdly during the festival. The dominoes line was one of the funniest in the game and you just know it's going to get worse. May he save us like he saved the Ferris wheel scene at the end.
>>533631180it's a cutscene
you literally cannot fail the race
WE ARE GETTING 11 FUCKING CHAPTERS
Who will be the next fan service boss?
>>533631363Like that video says, maybe Alphys could be the ShadowCrystal CH5 boss?
>>533631363How the fuck is it fanservice if Spamton and Spamton NEO was introduced in the same chapter
>>533631481arguably people did want a NEO bossfight
>>533631363>Full power Papyrus>Full power Asgore>Full power Toriel??>Alphys fight at allThose are all the big missed fights from Undertale I can think of
>>533631527I thought they meant Spamton was the fanservice, nevermind you're right.
>>533630453 (OP)I'm playing chapter 4 and I just finished the section in Noelle's house. Interesting, really interesting. So far, what are your theories? What's in the shelter? What could the wreid route mean?
>>533631512knight aint that tall.
>>533631575blue flower might have soul.
>>533631632SOUL vs kr*s is the end game
>>533631337Don't you mean that you cannot win the race?
>>533631363>fanservicewhere's boobs and panties?
I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!!!
>>533631632The Weird Route is seemingly about implanting the seed of a new SOUL in Noelle's body making her controllable at some point in the future for some reason, and Kris absolutely fucking despises that we're doing this to her.
Then there's the whole deal of the PureCrystal made out of the ShadowCrystals being combined with her ThornRing to create the StrangeSwd, which who knows what that'll do or mean.
>>533631632Shelter? Honestly no idea beyond "bad guys' hideout" and the place where whatever happened happened, will probably be a really cool final dungeon though
Weird Route is partially about finding a different ending but also about exploring Kris's bad thoughts and urges and letting them grow, going by the mantle boss telling Kris that a part of them enjoyed Snowgrave because they could say "it wasn't really them"
>>533631724I would never do that to my boy
>>533631481The Spamton NEO fight was the Mettaton NEO fight we never got.
guys which choice in here locks me in the weirder route?
>>533632139Jerk it a lot seems more obvious but it's a trap because that option will give Kris pleasure
>>533631528Asgore's gonna be the main antagonist of the CH5 dark world probably. Him or his rainbow flowers.
>>533632109jevil, spamton and tenna have all mentioned "NEO". i heard ERAM theme has neo theme as well.
what does it mean? idk man
Asgore did donuts and left skidmarks on the rainbow flag crosswalk in broad daylight
>>533632139you need to unlock the
>let noelle jerk youoption
>>533632417It's a matrix reference
>>533632212How mad would the fujos be if Tenna wasn't gay?
>>533632539>neo isanagram of one>#1 rated salesman>mettaton has 1 on his screen sometimestruly it's all coming together
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>*mind controls you into liking ralsei*
uwu
>>533632417"NEO theme" probably means the bit from Battle Against a True Hero and Power of NEO
That bit is also used for Spamton NEO and ERAM's boss themes and those two are
>The characters most associated with Weird Route>The bosses most associated with Kris specificallySo it could be the motif associated with any one of Weird Route, Kris Dreemurr or even the Player
I both love and hate this image because it has that sweet, sweet delicious addison gore but the spamton is so fucking ugly
>>533632910do you hate the parts of him that are on model or what
>>533633020I hate the parts that are off-model so his yellow teeth, eyebrows, chest hairs, and larger body
Iโm an on-model snob when it comes to my faves and any characters really
I do like the addisonsโ X eyes cause itโs like a mac crash/webpage error and I feel like thatโs a thing theyโd actually do
>>533632910he's a genuinely schizophrenic hobo who's been turned into a wooden skinwalker of his glory days and in this fanart depicted as mauling the addisons to death, did you want him to be a sexyman in this image or something
>>533632910Woah what the fuck did Blue Addison do to deserve that?
>>533632139>wanna watch me jerk off?
>>533633232that increasingly looks like a clock set to 11 to me.
>>533633268cyber cafe sex
>>533631363Alphys, like the video said.
She missed her fight in Undertale, she uses Electric magic while trying to help Frisk against Flowey and we're missing a Thunder/Light character that Spamton mentioned in the Sweepstakes Q&A
>>533633219>Iโm an on-model snob when it comes to my faves and any characters reallybased fellow on model enjoyer, but also you pointing out the yellow teeth and chest hairs ruined the image for me since i fucking HATE when any type of body hair is included
>>533633232IT WAS HER CHEST ORB, RALSEI!
SHE WAS NUMBER ONE!
>>533633535hereโs an on model spamton to wash your eyes with
>captcha: W0GAM
Question for every anon: What would (You) do as Tenna in this situation?
please love spamton, his heart might become three times bigger
>>533634102Throw Spamton as far away as possible and snort cocaine off a hooker's ass
>>533633418The question is then what the Alphys stand-in could be because I can't imagine why Alphys would attack her students
>>533634320Her superhero comics?
Kris mating pressed by susie's ugly bastard dad.
>>533633418On one hand I really don't want Alphys to have any more screentime.
On the other hand I want to kick her ass.
Kris the raped healed by Susie's magical cock.
https://youtu.be/jRfmUwS6NDg
>>533631363It's Alphys bro
i don't want alphys, i want omega asgore
>>533634320Honestly it's probably just Alphys.
It'd up the stakes for the final Shadow Crystal to come from a Lightner.
Unless the "It's Ralsei's Secret Boss" theory is correct, then there's basically not going to be a real fight similar to Gerson.
Only Kris is allowed to have violent Schizos want to kill him as much as they relate to him.
>>533634983asgore is already omega THOUGH
>>533635036pregant asgore???
i want sans to be a boss and teach ralsei how to be an asshole
donโt forget to hug your soangtong
>>533634220it wouldnโt fit in his chest then
>>533635619He can drape it over his shoulder.
>>5336342203 times nothing is still nothing
>>533635745this is why mammals will always be superior waifus
>>533635745>Forcing Kris to eat Susie's time-of-the-month eggs
>>533635686but then he wonโt have blood
>>533635970He doesn't have blood anyway, he's just a personification of spam emails, he's not even alive, he's imaginary
>>533635843scalies are more clingy and in a sense loving, since they are cold blooded and need you for warmth
>>533636103then why can I feel a pulse when I squeeze his hand
https://files.catbox.moe/yz6prr.mp4
>>533636103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iaO0Ir5hLk
good morning. i love them
Swatch is the offspring of Spamton and Tasque Manager. She's Spamton's eggs-wife.
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>>533632179He's groovy, and never groovy!
>>533636189they also freak out way more when touched and don't like being stroked
>>533636440why would they do that when they both come from a toxic environment
>>533631632im team krusie but this image does something to me
>>533636707>they also freak out way more when touched and don't like being strokedsource?
>>533636495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPmNpz_FmVY
>>533637161What is "fortnesting"?
>>533637561>for trustingYeah, that handwriting is atrocious.
>>533637161>thank you for fneshmg me, kris.>um-yeah. sorry, for drebtay you.what?
>>533637094It's just a commonly known pattern of behaviour for reptiles
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/11704f/do_reptilian_animals_such_as_crocodiles_enjoy/
You can train them to tolerate petting, but they don't have the specific appreciation of touch that is common in mammals and birds because of their fur/feathers
Often the act of stroking them itself fucks with their skin/scales in a way that doesn't happen for mammals/birds too.
>>533637848i don't really understand why you'd get a pet that doesnt want pet. unless you just look at it and admire it from a distance?
haha i wonder if alphys is touch starved
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i haven't visited this gen in weeks
did i miss any juicy greens? preferably with humans or the player involved but i don't care much really
>>533637848huh, i thought crocs and turtles enjoyed getting a backrub
>>533638091they might "enjoy" it in the same way a dog "enjoys" being groomed.
It's not about the process itself so much as the outcome
>>533638091They actually do, for the same reason the roll around and rub their eyes and such. It feels like removing dirt and debris which is pleasing, even if it doesn't have the same pleasurableness of a mammal getting petted.
>>533637968I think it's just the combination of aesthetics and the ease of care.
A lizard or a snake is much less work than a dog or cat, but I don't think you could ever have the same level of intimacy in your relationship with them
>>533635745She got weirded out by eggs on the Berdley's desk, so I doubt it
>all undertale shopkeeper npcs will be important in future dark worlds
Honest thoughts on that?
>>533638540Truth. Gaster's reaction to their names in ch1 confirms it.
Gimme a K...! Gimme an R...!
Hello /utg/, how are all of u doing?
>>533638593QC, Burgerpants, Catty and Bratty
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>gets a companion mod for Doom 2
>turns the game on and turns it's music off
>puts on some Sabaton
>cracks open a beer
>proceeds to obliterate everything that stands in our way
>hugs the fluffy prince at the end of every epic battle
That was fun!
Why does Kris hate anime so much?
I would kill Kris if I could, that fucker beat (me) up with a hockey stick
>>533638978Player, it seem's like we're DOOMed to complete this prophecy 2
>>533639149now that i think about it she was the only one with an egg in class
>>533638978>widescreen>texture smoothing>mouse look>free lookThis screenshot is SERIOUSLY giving me the ick rn.
>>533638359i'd never be able to have anything that isn't a common mammal as a pet as cool as they are and look
reptiles and amphibians brains function way too different to a point it'd be too complicated for me to care for them, plus many of them are fed on live stuff and i don't wanna farm roaches nor buy rat pinkies
fish are too high maintenance, specially saltwater
birds aren't meant to be kept indoors (i'll except livestock like chickens and quail only, and even then they're meant to live outdoors in larger groups)
half of the bugs that exist are either poisonous or creep me out, i already have enough with the occassional ceiling spider or garden snail, no i'm not beekeeping
and don't get me started on exotic shit, i hate exotic pets, they're not meant to coexist with us, they belong back where they were born, or in a zoo
i'll stay with cats and dogs for my own wellbeing, and the wellbeing of those around me (and the animals too)
to keep this deltarune relevant, i'm papyrus currently feeding sans' pet rock
>>533639147Dess was a contrarian teenager who wanted to seem cool so she started hating anime (also because Carol is a weeb) so therefore Kris also started to hate anime to seem cool to her and never stopped
>>533635486the bad ending
>>533639147has alphys as a teacher
>>533639516way more legible
>>533639259Original DOOM supported mouse, and it was decent
>>533639765As a CRUTCH for fucking CASUALS like Romero.
>>533639431what happened?
Doom 1 is so much better than Doom 2, if Doom 2 didn't have the Super Shotgun which is the single greatest FPS weapon in history it'd be mostly forgotten by now
Similarly Undertale is much better than Deltarune which would be floundering if it didn't have the Super Susie
>>533640685flowey tortured everyone for fun for like 100 years
>>533640842imposter, the yellow eye's on the right
>>533640842Truer words have not been said :3
>>533640629Doom 1 is better then Doom 2 mostly in a level design way. Doom 2's existence mostly just comes down to introducing the Super Shotgun and the new enemy types.
And personally I think they can stand toe to toe with each other. Deltarune's combat is -way- better/more refined then Undertale's though and has a better generic battle theme, plus the story is much grander. You can tell that Undertale overall was basically Deltarune's prototype that still became an all timer game.
>>533639429Man, Dess was the coolest. Imagine one of those lazy afternoons when time doesn't matter and everything smells like trees and mist and Dess is out in the woods with Asriel, Kris, and Noelle, all just vaguely hanging out like a bunch of cryptids then Kris being Kris quietly drifts away from the group and starts meticulously collecting dead bugs in a cracked plastic lunch container because he's got plans to dump them on Noelle later when she least expects it but then he drifts to where Monster Kid and Snowy were playing near the town and they just see Kris out alone picking up dead bugs and they start roasting him calling him gross laughing at his devil horns but then a few yards away Dess's ear twitches and then enters Dess, she doesn't say anything, she just strolls over with her signature wiffle ball bat like she's in a Tarantino movie and proceeds to beat the absolute fuck out of both of them kids, not enough to get arrested, just enough to establish dominance and maybe instill a little fear-based respect, it's not assault if it's just a wiffle ball bat, obviously, she says so herself to Asriel later, and then, she knights Kris right there with the wiffle bat, Sir Bugboy of the Decaying Thorax, and helps him forage for even more insect corpses so Noelle can be crowned, at long last, as the Carapace Queen of the Forest and Dess scoops Kris up against her side as they laugh at Noelle when she freaks out and tries to get them off her. And then on the way home Dess sees Alphys wearing some anime shirt so she shoulder checks her and calls her a faggot. God she was so cool.
>>533640837He also adored and loved every single person as well on certain save/loads. Got everyone to be their best selves.
It's just as said in-game, he also wanted to ruin the lives of or kill everyone as well, just to see what would happen.
>>533640685Put Frisk in every tier, then it's accurate.
>>533638880I've been feeling muddled for the most part.
>>533641448i know but you can't say chara's satan while excusing flowey. they're the same picture.
Dess was to Kris what Kris was to the Dreemurrs.
The fact that she's the only one in her family wearing proper non-hoofed shoes tells me that she might be a fucking humaboo.
>>533639147>Why does Kris...Dess did it first and Kris copied her.
>>533641746confirmed fleshies (human furries):
mettaton
dess
>>533641705Chara literally has no goodness within her. She kills to gain EXP and LV, like any RPG player that has no attachment to the enemies.
>>533641934>he fell for it
>>533641448I don't think Flowey would have tortured them so much if he really adored them...
>>533642202Did you even play the game? He lost any attachment to the monsters because they started to just feel like living code to him, so he didn't feel bad hurting or killing them after being bored with being nice to them.
>>533642381Yeah I don't think a good person would do that.
>>533642202you don't know what i'd do for an official flowey befriends then kills the underground prequel
>>533642493It's like he might've changed or something after getting bored with it all. Ultimate universal back and forth traversal can really fry your empathy.
>>533641746or, you know, a human
I feel like tobey is foreshadowing that pretty heavily with kris wearing fake horns
>>533642649That could be the reason why she has hoof shoes in her hidden box
She secretly wanted to fit in, too
>>533641369T. asriel
Co T. kris
Co-Co t. noelle
>>533642891I'm pretty sure those were shoes for hooves, not shoes that looked like hooves. She also has antlers in the Tenna flashback.
NOOO RALSEI DO NOT ORDER THE FUNKOS
The thing about being together with a member of the addison species is that you can never tell when theyโre asleep
I hope thatโs not racist.
>>533643026He will buy ALL the plushies
>>533637161>>533639516for fuck sake, why don't these retarded artists just use the typing tool instead of doing hand writing
>>533641369Dess raping me that would be so awesome haha
>>533642649human dess existing in the underground makes absolutely no sense though
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>>533641369this has GOR to be my favorite dess design yet
>>533643236You don't understand, Asgore "Playground Flaying Round" Dreemurr would be too scared of Carol to kill her human and Flowey would have never found her in his thousands of resets, but even if she is a monster in Undertale, for some reason she's the only character that gets species swapped in Deltarune and no one else.
>>533643236>human dess existing in the underground makes absolutely no sense thoughdid they confirm dess existing in undertale?
>>533643473also toriel 'my husband is an asshole' dreemurr wouldn't have mentioned her in the angry rant about the child murders because... reasons
>>533643426dude every dess design looks exactly like that
>>533643564https://undertale.com/alarmclock/asgore/
>>533643618>every dess design looks exactly like thati need one of them aisloppers to take every single dess fanart made and merge it up into a single ''average'' noelle design
>Kris moves sideways by himself during Napstablook's dialogue when he's about to be hit by Snail Guy's car
"Suicidal Kris" theory just got disproven. Theorists are on the suicide watch.
>>533643618>dude every dess design looks exactly like thatSo post more of them. If you post something and the facial proportions, antlers, colors, and hair are different you're going to the Shadow Realm.
Chapter 3 was literally just filler
>>533643826>if the art style is different
>>533643652holy shit even when fagging out toby doesn't let asgore catch a break
but yeah now that you mention it it would make sense if dess is NOT a human if she had a UT counterpart
>>533643906Don't care Roaring Knight was the best content of the release rest of the game is too piss easy and Toby needs to grow a pair
>>533642628Well Jesus saw every sin ever all at once and he just felt grief so strong he bled from every pore.
>>533643618this one stands out to me because of the longer girlier hair, blonde hair dyed black, and paler skin
>>533643906>took him two months to figure that out
>>533643920Art style can be different but not the design, has to be the exact same one as you claimed, now start posting
>>533643906Yeah, chapter 3.14 at least had some crust.
>>533643906In the terms of the story yes it was exactly Kris creating a dark world in their house so he could stall Susie and Ralsei for time while the Knight does what it needs to do, and also why he left the door open so Undyne could come in and be captured.
>>533643652Huh. Well it's nice to have confirmation early that she's a monster
Fucking weird to reveal information in this way though
>>533643906How was it any more filler than Chapter 2? At least you get the Shadow Mantle.
>>533643906i wouldn't say filler, but it was a solid undigestable slab of exposition that will only pay off later
you can tell because tenna turns directly to the camera and tells you about shit kris already knows like six times
>>533643906>kris revealed to be working with the knight>revealed how dark worlds are created>undyne captured>in game guide for the weird route>explanation of what dark worlds actually areWhat the fuck do you think filler is? The plot would not function if the game went straight from 2 to 4, dumbass
If anything so far the light world has been the filler part of the game and chapter 3 is the only chapter without it
>>533644608>kris revealed to be working with the knight>undyne captured The only good thing about chapter 3 was the ending, ironic
>revealed how dark worlds are created This was at the end of chapter 2
>in game guide for the weird route Who cares
>explanation of what dark worlds actually are ???? Everyone knew what they were, we didn't need an explanation
>>533644608That's stuff happens at the very beginning and very end of the chapter. "TV time" which makes up 90% of the runtime is both boring and pointless.
>>533644332Chapter 2 introduced Noelle. She is important to the story. And started the weird route which is also important to the story.
>>533643026Poor Ralsei, buying funkopops during Labubu season
>>533645318Noelle was in Chapter 1.
>>533645449As a side character
>>533645117>>This was at the end of chapter 2I didn't play the game
Now answer the fucking question and tell me what you think filler is dumbass
>>533645141Most of the game is meaningless combat. Are you telling me you actually thought the shitty overworld puzzles in chapter 1 were good, meaningful content lol? That was complete filler.
The TV world is a framing device to let ralsei/susie sort out their lover's quarrel and deal with each of their problems and also to create gameplay.
"Yeah, but I didn't want to play zelder" doesn't make it filler, retards
>>533630453 (OP)>After Chapter 2: "Damn Toby really dropped the ball with the music, he will never surpass Big Shot">After Black Knife, Hammer of Justic and Third Sanctuary. "Never mind I was wrong"How does Tricky Tony do it???
Only good thing to come out of Chapter 3 is the overabundance of Tenna porn for me to fap to.
Do you guys think this looks decent enough?
>>533645742The problem with chapter 3 is you and all the Tennafaggots out there posting about that ugly piece for shit. He was an annoying cunt in the game and now you are here to take on the torch.
I hope Metaton drop the TV to the garbage bin
Every single line of dialogue that doesn't confirm my favored ships and theories is filler
Simple as
>>533645993add black outlines
>>533643906I hate the word filler. Best parts of deltarune are bullet hell, characters interacting with each other and various music. We don't need epic plot
https://youtu.be/Skklovfh0yI
Theyre doing the thing again where they think Toby Fox is establishing a pattern therefore every character has to have a heart to heart fight with a mentor figure
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i wonder who in the light world would give a pitiful 10 exp
>chapter 5 is gameplayslop rather than fillerkino
>>533646252People's definition of the word "filler" is all over the place and leads to extremely retarded discussions. I prefer the word "padding." and that's what chapter 3 felt like to me in a lot of ways. I spent hours playing it yet I feel like I didn't accomplish a damn thing. The minigames and 8-bit parts were amusing at best
>>533646273It makes sense. Ralsei's subservience to lightners would be challenged with this annoying asshole, and Sans is averse to the idea that your fate is predetermined, even when he knows its true. And there needs to be something to explain how DR sans ended up in Undertale
>>533646273I hate absolutely everything about this.
>Sun is revealed to be a ginormous SAVE point
Your reaction?
>>533645995if you hate him why didn't you leave him in castletown to let him suicide on his own
It wouldn't make much sense from a story perspective if Tenna's gameshow were actually fun.
>>533646273kris and mentor spamton
>>533646990"Unique leaves, Elly. Give them to me"
>>533646808at first i thought the real subservience foil to ralsei is going to be a darkner who's the knight's willing slave and happy to kill themself if it further's the knights goals.
then i remembered that's kind of all of them so far, they fucking worship that hot ass knight.
>>533647051>mysides.kek
>>533647051TOBIYAMA DID IT AGAIN
Yes, Toby, write Sans fucking our mom and then acting as a mentor to the other character who looks like our mom and brother combined
>>533647051I thought Tenna's game shows were fun
>>533647315ralsei is getting BONE'd
If Kris was a vegetable...
...
...He'd be a cute-cumber.
*sips SoBe*
>>533647051Someone's bad at the cooking and rhythm games...
>>533647315I would love that, buckbreaking Kris, krisfags and people with divorced parents. SO FUN
>>533647586Don't make me kill you again Sans, I'm just waiting for an excuse.
Chapter 5 is anime- and cartoon-themed. Toby invested all the money from Undertale sales into paying animators for 5 hours of fully-animated cutscene footage. Kinda like "Shantae and the Seven Sirens", except every cutscene is animated, not just select few.
>>533647586Let's have Sans take over Asgore's flower shop and turn it into a second convenience store too
>>533647846aphys is a capeshitter instead of an anime fangirl this time around right? superhero scientist alphys
>>533647853Sorry, Anon, but the shop's gonna get burned down. Asgore is gonna stay at Alphys' place.
>>533647315Not going to happen. More and more people are starting to hate Sans. I think Toby hates him too.
Yeah that was one to one with my experience.
>>533648168>going to happen. More and more people are starting to mate Sans. I think Toby mates him too.
>>533647051>Susie had zero dollars and never hangs out with people>Ralsei has never seen a movie and is two days oldTheyโre THE perfect Tenna audience what are you talking about
Gonna fly to Fave Island and get myself some Fave Tail.
>>533648215Has any Undertale stream/playthrough surpassed Vinesauce Joel's?
>>533648215Undertale/Deltarune music always makes Youtuber ad reads more watchable
>>533648168>I think Toby hates him too.Why do you think that?
>>533648168i doubt toby hates sans, but he's probably aware the sans fanbase has very, very little to do with the character he created and might be trying a little too hard to establish that.
>>533648434couldn't that also mean the holiday's garden
How would Toriel react once she finds out the funny skeleton man she dated fled to the other universe to bang her clone?
>>533648740ok this but its undertale
>>533648578He runs you over with his car if you try to play Megalovania. Even Susie and Rudy hate him.
>>533648740That one video was my first exposure to Touhou
>>533640837Flowey, unlike Chara, still had a spark of hope that everything could be fixed. His ideology was based on the ability load/reset - even if he killed someone, he could always undo it and make things right. Chara is different - he went in to kill and destroy irreversibly. This isnโt about the player, itโs about Charaโs inner feelings. His urge to kill and destroy is innate, it just needed to be revealed to him.
>>533648589Sans was always a dickhead that only let Frisk live because of goat pussy. Deltarune is the best corse correction Toby couldโve made to shatter the illusion of Dunkle Sans.
Chapter 5, Flower King dark world. Sans appears, introducing himself to the Fun Gang with his usual jokes. Kris panics. Susie recognizes him and is somewhat nervous. Ralsei is amused and keeps laughing. Sans invites the goat to "hang out" at the basement, alone. At a later time, Ralsei shows up, waiting on Sans. Sans shows up, but not to hang out. He pulls down Ralsei's pants aggressively, then whips out his huge, juicy, glowing, blue skeleton cock, as he begins to rapidly and mercilessly thrust into Ralsei's tight asshole. It hurts, and the goat can't stop crying, but he accepts his fate, knowing he has no purpose other than to please the lightners. The moviments get faster, Sans is close to finishing, as he sprays his hot cum all over Ralsei. The goat collapses on the ground, wiping the cum off his face. Sans laughs.
"hey kiddo, that wasn't so bad. let's hangout again."
Sans walks away and is never seen again.
>>533648858it's funny how everyone is so burned out on sansfagging that he's in barely any fan theories this time around
If Toby wants us to hate Sans he'll write him being cruel to Papyrus for no reason
what if fave was wearing an illuminati cap backwards alongside a major league gaming T-shirt alongside pixelated sunglasses, a blunt in their mouth, a mountain dew on one hand and a bag of doritos in the other, all while a song by skylirex plays in the background while they're being shot at with guns that leave CoD hitmarkers, people reacting loudly at a scenario, all aided by multiple pop-culture references and overall overhyped transcripts of the current scene with RGB-flashy and shaky meme generator fonts striding across the picture?
>>533640685Sans is absolutely not a good person.
>>533649284if that happens I'm injecting all gay people with straight blood so toby has no audience anymore
>>533641897Peckly, my belovedโฆ
>>533648830[ KIEPtchup! ]
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friskfags are the only humanfags that aren't bonebroken by sans
>>533649347sans 'willing agent of dictator mettaton' the skeleton
>>533649337no sample text so dropped
>>533649721Sans ''too lazy to save his bitch and his brother even when he can fucking teleport anywhere'' the skeleton
Very few monsters from undertale are good people
Kris hates Sans because he doesn't coddle them
Susie hates Sans because she doesn't get why clopen is funny
I have been granted a revelation when I had gone dreaming and I fear what is to come.
>>533649846very few people are good people
>>533640837But heโs sorry, and said Chara wasnโt a good person, and that Frisk was way better.
Ohhh Spammy repressing his feelings towards a guy he just wanted to take advantage of and knows is going to die
>>533649846ive been saying this for years and no one ever fucking believes me
>>533650020January.
2nd.
2026.
>>533640837Imagine how many times he killed the Holiday girls.
Flowey's overexaggerating.
>>533650070i was agreeing with this but now i will disagree just to you're mad
HELLO I AM DESS AND I AM A STINKY MESS AND KRIS OWNS ME IN EVERY GAME
>>533650335>loss alternate perpective
>>533650335KRIS
HE IS NOT CONSCIOUS
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH HIM
hello i am kris i am a dumb apple-scented buttface and i will never ever touch dess' computer ever again because else she will violate me again
You can't believe that Toby hates Sans unironically
>>533649284>Sans forces Papyrus and Kris to interact at the festival >says they should get along since they're both weirdo losers>shares an embarrassing story about Papyrus >Papyrus runs back home without saying anything >Sans shrugs
Laying the guilt trip a bit thick there, Sansy
>>533650612calling it, deltarune sans will leave hometown and fuck off (alone) to undertale because everyone there fucking hates him, papyrus and toriel included
>>533650525>Sans mentions that Reigen forgot that being unattractive is one of the key tenets of becoming a popular guy on tumblrkek
Asgore, Undyne, and Napstablook were all part of the Hometown grooming gang.
I unironically ship Asriel x Sans over Toriel x Sans
>>533650525If Kris was really Toby's self insert he would hate mob because it's anime
>>533651091not everything can be bait, at some point someone has to be genuinely retarded
>>533649881I think Kris hates Sans because heโs a dickhead that gets his mom drunk and fucks her so loud that that he canโt sleep.
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>>533651391such cruelty, she won't be able to get up with those things weighing her down!
>>533651391the amount of zorua-on-zoroark porn that this artist has made should be studied
Kris is Toby's self insert so he can live out his lesbian cuckold fantasies
>>533651607did noelle have the hots for her sister???
>>533651607But he already did irl with that homestuck girl
>>533632179>U(h)T Charaโs body was left outside the barrier Why? This literally makes no sense sense, and the change actively ruins the heavy implication that Frisk landed on Charaโs grave at the beginning, which is why we keep seeing Charaโs memories throughout the game. Did people actually think this garbage was good?
anyone knows of a vegetable you can just pick up and eat? i don't want to boil or dice or cook or anything to it, i just want to take any kind of vegetable, maybe rinse it off, and eat it like it's an apple
and i mean vegetables, not fruits and not leafy greens like lettuce
>>533651607super DYKE chaser toby
/duf/ on trash is open again if anyone wants to visit
>>533652038carrots are the firs thing that come to mind
hyperdeath asriel in a high chair being force fed baby food by toriel
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Toby's lesbian fetish has been a well known fact since his homestuck days
Why do you think both Undertale and Deltarune focus so much on a lesbian romance between an aggressive tomboy and a shy nerdy girl who's actually a freak?
bro has a type and is not afraid to shamelessly put it in his work
>>533652135>>533652137i guess i could go around eating baby carrots like a fucking rabbit
any other options?
>>533652178yeah i also remember the part where alphys was concepted as a man and toby exploited retarded yurifags by changing alphys to be a girl and then doing absolutely nothing else with her shitty character because he knew no-one would like male alphys
>>533652113>can actually die and have toriel dance in front of his body>can be saved completely off screen and have susie exposition dump>can be left out in the rain or completely thrown away>can stay in castle town and eventually kill himself>can be given to mettatonOn a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think Toby actually likes Tenna? Because this feels like spite to me.
>>533634780Kris was never raped shut it
Kris enters Castle Town during the day of the festival and invites Ralsei to an epic ride they commissioned Sweet Cap'n Cakes to make where they have to ride on robot horses and fistfight floating Shadowmen (don't worry they have healthcare) held up by rope while some background props keep on exploding to make it epic-er.
After they're done pummeling the guys, Kris reads from a crumpled letter and explains that they just couldn't ride the Ferris wheel without wondering how far they could throw him from the top, or get a prize from a game and wonder if his light world form is a plushies. Ralsei is flattered, yet can't help but feel uneasy.
The horses bring them to a cake-eating competition. Apparently Kris made infinite cake after figuring out that the cake in their fridge regenerates. Ralsei assumes they mean Susie's fridge. Both of them sit down and get ready to wolf down their plates.
Kris is on their 30th cake when they realize that Ralsei hasn't even touched his. When persuading him by yelling words of affirmation and calling him a dumbass doesn't work, they slam the cake onto his face. At this moment, Ralsei realizes what's wrong, takes off his glasses, and takes off the mask that is Kris. Susie stares at him from a suit of armor that he somehow didn't realize looked too small on her earlier. Ralsei is absolutely bewildered, but Susie tells him that she just wanted to hang out with him and get him to eat that fucking cake and thought he might listen to Kris more, and they make up and hug.
(The original Kris is busy doing phone shit.)
>>533652362Remember when Toby conceptualized Papyrus as Times New Roman, the fedora tipping asshole with zero redeeming qualities, only to realize that he made a horrible character, and changed him into the skeleton we know today? Why couldnโt he have put more effort into rewriting Alphys into a character with more redeeming qualities, or just someone that was more likabl?
would you bully noelle if it was really funny?
>>533652756Whatโs there to like about him? Heโs a narcissistic prick that loves to guilt trip people.
>>533653118who eats raw bellpeppers on their own, that's like eating raw onion on their own
>>533653048Toby is a giga weeb and a homest*ck fan
he probably thinks Alphys is likable and relatable in her current state
I like Alphys because she's so flawed, it makes her interesting
need cute goat buns on my face
>>533652756Tenna is one of Toby Fox's babies he was conceptualized really early on possibly before he made Undertale
>>533634320>I can't imagine why Alphys would attack her studentsReverted to primal forme from lack of internet and Susie bullying.
>>533652362>no-one would like male alphysi actually think male alphys would have gotten theoryfagged a lot. there was a lot of theories that took literally all alphys accomplishments and put them onto gaster because muh lore.
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>come follow me into the dark Kris~
>we're gonna have so much fun
>just don't tell your parents, it will be our secret, okay?
Take a break from jacking off for a minute
>>533653008look just because kris enjoyed it doesn't stop it from being statutory rape
>>533653585primal alphys with dinosaur backspikes wearing nothing but a loincloth, holding a spear made out of sharpened squirtstained dakimakuras
>>533652756fucking kek that 'can be given to mettaton' is an evil option
you're not wrong tho
>>533652178reminder that toby fox only made deltarune and undertale for dykes and queers. if you're anything else fuck off and die
anyways im going to go rub my big fat smelly clit now
Toby cucked Noelle so hard with a line
>>533653672if i see this fucking image of big assed asriel one more time
>>533653931I guess heโs just a liar too
>The 3rd Sanctuary is still a bit fucked up
>Almost like a "competent Susie" made it
>>533653863we can fix her
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>>533653931Toby made Deltarune for deer fuckers first and foremost
>>533653869Itโs evil when he canonically has Spamtonโs corpse.
>>5336540192nd bleeding into 3rd
>>533654092plap plap spluuurt plap shliiiiiick pwappwappwapwapwapwa spluuuuuurt plap plap queeef shliiick glomp pwap spluuurt ''Deltarune chapter 5 2026'' plaaap spluuuurt plaaap pwap splurt shliick squirt wobble wobble splurge spluuurt plap plap plap plap plaaaaap
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>>533654227gort splort
>>533654276dangerously based
>>533654215Free canned spam flavored yogurt
>>533654215haha what if mettaton possessed spamtons corpse in front of tenna haha
Can I get some Asgore images? Thanks
reminder asriel immediately crumbles into a sub the minute he gets touched anywhere
>>533611487idk why people feel this way. not only has this game gotten the rare chance to stay relevant for many many years and many more to come, but it's not like tobyfox is gonna just stop making stuff after DR's done. he's still young and has already said he'd like to put something out at least every few years. the TOBYVERSE community will never die (until he does, and I'm about his age so)
>>533654008what would happen if toby got rid of every faggot in the game?
>>533654428here is my favourite for you
>>533640685Chara and Flowey are the exact same. Neither of them have Souls anymore, but were brought back with Determination. Chara only becomes as evil as you choose to be, otherwise she just stays attached to Friskโs Soul, and influences the narration and gives flashbacks. Serious Mode also seems like Chara thing too.
reminder that everything that happened in deltarune was caused by Alphys being a bad teacher
this means that the fat dyke has been the reason for everything bad in 2 different universes
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>>533654450this post was fact checked as TRUE by real asriel patriots
>>533654519gogurt
>>533654517and even if he does die it's up to us to carry on his will like simon did with kamina's in the his anime tengen toppa gurren lagann
>>533654547Chara and Asriel die and Asgore declares war and Toriel leaves as usual, by the only other main character is Sans.
>>533654652Alphys disciplining Susie by sending her to get chalk was a massive success thoughever
>>533654547He loses his entire fanbase, including this place.
>>533654667Thick and creamy!
>>533654652Actually that's a good thing. If it was any other chucklefucke that went to the closet or abandoned classroom, they'd be trapped or Ralsie would just kick them out till he got kris and Susie
>>533631825Spamton NEO and Gerson boobs and panties...
>>533646990>>533647238>>533648031You don't smoke the leaves you dumbasses, its not tobacco
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>>533654814potent enough to make both genders pregnant from a single drop
>>533654652Sheโs bi, not a dyke. Kris and Susie becoming friends is a net positive, and her Determination fuck up eventually led to everyone reuniting with their missing family members, and the barrier being lifted.
Apologize.
>>533654974Hah... oh man...
>>533654924Shut up, nerd.
>>533654784Would that be a good or bad thing?
>>533655248small chinese child prepares to drive monsterkind into extinction
The trend is still holding strong.
Women just can't do mazes as well as men.
>>533654652reminder she wouldn't even be in the position to fuck up if gaster and gerson hadn't bailed on existence
>>533653648>there was a lot of theories that took literally all alphys accomplishments and put them onto gaster because muh lore.I mean, because what DID she discover or really do? She didn't even discover determination since she used blueprints to make the DT extractor, implying Gaster DID discover determination and even created a machine to extract it. All Alphys did was.... stick said determination into monsters and a flower
>>533654174don't you mean toby made Deltarune for human-fucker deers first and foremost?
>>533654652I FUCKING HATE DYKES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!!
>>533655420Thereโs no way that creature is a woman.
>>533655420>womani dont remember seeing this part of the boss, did i skip a segment on accident or something?
>>533654174wtf I love toby now?
>>533654517>2021 was the golden era for deltarune postinghow much kromer do you guys wanna bet someone said the same about 2018 AND that someone further on will say the same about 2024?
>>533653648Thatโs exactly what happened.
>>533655457she made a cool robot
i'm just saying, people would give her the credit for actually building the machine if she was a sweaty man like sans instead of a fujo.
>>533655420I'd take Matpat's insufferable face over this thing any day.
>>533655619She is, she's a GTlive host with no adam's apple.
>>533655676Did you use the TP max item?
>>533655790Not even that. Grandpa Semi likely made Mettaton, since his motif is in Metal Crusher. This bitch is just a fraud.
>>533653036>>533653729>>533653793Omocat, shouldn't you be acting reformed and such
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>>533655229but of course he does not pump into you a mere single drop, he can often times splurt out gallons. which can be dangerous to a untrained human. luckily though us asrielfags have an immune system that welcomes any and all asriel pheromoans and DNA and such. so you and me can have as much sex with asriel as we want, or rather, as much as asriel wants, he is very horny every day though, so there will not be a lack of it.
>>533655790That's true, Alphys is a much better engineer than scientist
>>533655816nope, i just defended and collected every treasure
>>533655790>Alternate universe where alphys is a man but people actually like him for being a complex character that fucked up yet redeemed itself the best it could...and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
>>533655993i don't like this asriel, he looks like he has unprotected sex in public with strangers during pride parades
>>533655993I'm squirming here. I think I should take care of this before I go to far.
>''HELLO TO OUR FAVE FANS IN THIS BEAUTIFUL FAVECITY! IT IS US FAVE AND THE FAVELINGS AND TODAY WE'LL FAVE OUT WITH ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR FAVESONGS; The Ballad of Fave''
>>533656062it depends if removing the woman debuff offsets the hetero alphyne debuff. i'd say it does
>>533655790Fuck no. Alphys would have zero defenders is she stayed a guy. In fact, we already have a male character whoโs just like Alphys to draw a reference of how hated Male Alphys would be.
His nameโs Huey Emmerich.
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>>533656403hehe, enjoy your [COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE] fren, always happy to help <3
>>533656530yeah but he's disabled
>>533655596Never have I been so disturbed by a Noelle sprite. The filename does not help.
Is Noelle the worst person in Deltarune?
>>533630453 (OP)Does anyone has that animation of susie healing while doing the jjk pose? (i think is called imaginary purple or something)
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>>533656853this is the kind of deer girl that will eat off your fingers until nothing but nubs remain if you so happen to let her do so
>>533657260Letting Noelle bite the fingers of my vessel off before I reload..
>>533655596>>533657260Noelle before raping Kris
>>533657019Yeah, after we save Dess she'll turn to the camera and say "Noelle wasn't really the greatest person" and then the final boss fight against Noelle begins.
doe dussy made for human babies
>>533657819What kind of sick pedophile fuck is putting children in there?
>>533646986>STARs are save points>aliens (angels/demons) go to different worlds to harvest STAR power>and when a world is USED UP, they move onto the next world>fallen star = meteor/crashed alien UFO (Seccom Masada)
>>533657842>nicecream will pretend to be pizzarina>bratty will blow the cover because she thinks it would be a fun prank>everyone expects pizzapants to snap>he just starts sobbing and leaves the festival>nicecream is the one that tells bratty how much of a horrible person she isi really don't want them to end up as lovers, feels too much like prison gay, doesn't help that 'pants is getting catfished by a coworker he doesn't think greatly about
ngl i would romance flowey
>>533658031when a menopausic OR a dead OR a mindbroken doe LOVEs a human (SOUL) very very much...
>>533654174Well too bad cause that dino is right there
>>533658369maybe it's an unpopular opinion but I don't like what Toby is doing with the Burgerpants, Nice Cream, Bratty, and Catty gang at all
Does anyone expect see Susie and Kris to end up like this in the end game.
>>533658667Yeah, but Kris will be on the enemy side with the Knight.
>>533658369No it's more like
>blue ears becomes pizzarina in the dark world>pants falls in love with him without knowing>dark world is dispelled>he realizes "pizzarina" doesn't exist>blue ears has a chance to explain how it went from bratty to him acting like the girl he was talking to>and he explains the slushies>it's all out in the open and blue ears explains he just wanted him to be happy>pants is like "well you're no pizzarina but...">cue happy ending
>>533658648i don't share the thought because i never had it before but... i mean, yeah, fair i think
>>533657504She learned it from Dess
does fave receive or give out spankings?
>>533658723Krisโs base damage is does more damage than Susieโs base damage when Susie and Ralsei are knocked out. And Kris gets access to the biggest weakness of the Knight and the Titans when you beat the knight in chapter chapter 3.
Susie and Kris are both currently tied up to the deer family that separate them, but will ultimately end up together in the end.
>>533658773i mean i'll take it if it means pizzapants gets one W, but it still feels wrong
imagine they make nicecream troon out or something
>>533659206anon do you have access to my internet history or something
does fave receive or give out presents?
>>533649881Spamton didn't coddle him either and he likes Spamton.
>>533659343>clover with the feather of their mother in the hatneat
>>533651658Everyone had the hots for Dess. Too bad she's Krissexual.
>>533659576>Toriel performs Tori-uken on Sans
>>533659804is that the thing where she lifts her robe and charges up her tits like a milk gaster blaster?
Pizzapants' future is pity gaysex lmao what kinda of humiliation ritual is this.
Asgore's past is pity gaysex lmao what kinda of humiliation ritual is this.
>>533660027>bro never played street fighter
>>533636972To make others uncomfortable.
>>533660268oh so its more like she throws a ball of milk energy from her tits towards sans
>>533637807>Thank you for trusting me kris>Um yeah sory for doubting you.
>>533660375yeah she dumps boiling milk on sans skull
What are your difficulty ratings for the hardest bosses in undertale and deltarune? Are any of the secret bosses harder than Sans?
is there any reason to go for an S or T rank on the Susiezilla minigame I'm replaying to make a perfect safe currently
>>533660440False advertising. Kris doesn't smile. (I) Made sure of that.
>>533655596How the rope looks at me when I'm depressed:
>>533661213save* fuck i need to got o sleep
The holiday basement is a late game dark world for sure and the big radio that plays Lost Girl when the soul hits it will be the stage where the Blood Crushers play their final concert like DCMC in mother 3
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>>533658538>three is better than two
>>533653194And he overeats and treats his employees badly
kris none of your friends are real
they dont know you truly
they wouldnt even like you at all if it werent for me
>>533662081>*STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH! >*WAA WAA WAA I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN' HEAR IT! >*Like genuinely stop crying because (I'm) making you socialize and have friends.
>>533653869yes it's evil giving tenna to the guy who chopped his arms off and has his ex-husband's corpse in a jar like a trophy
THE HOMETOWN BUTT SNIFFER STRIKES AGAIN
>>533662081>kris im sorry i made you say ms.QC had a beautiful behind. i got distracted by big bunny buns. it was a moment of weakness.
>>533661757>christmas themed>full of old, abandoned but nostalgic objects from Noelle/Dess' past>The Angel at the top of the tree, towering over all>train tracks for fast travel>Ice-e decoration at the end as a secret boss
>>533661757With how the plot has been picking up faster than expected I wouldnโt rule out going in there or the shelter dark world in Chapter 5. It looks like thereโll probably be 7 chapters so thereโd only be one mid-game one left.
>>533661757>chapter 4 is the halfway point>chapter 5 flower shop/festival>chapter 6 ICE-E's>chapter 7 ''ending''>chapter 0/alt path noelle's home, like true lab>chapter 7 trve ending
>>533662524sans the "ass huffing" skeleton is back at it again
>>533662249>Your friends are wrong about you. The person they love isn't you at all. You let them believe in a lie to protect yourself. You're nothing but a liar... and when they see the truth... They'll hate you as much as you hate yourself.
>>533662524We found a lead at the crime scene but then we remembered half the fucking town are dogs
kris just let me kill sans
1hp kris
just 1hp
>>533662249* you tell the soul none of its friends are real either
* they don't know you exist
* and the few that do are using you/afraid of you
* you tell the soul they're your friends, not theirs
deltarune's plot is just a long long train of people cucking eachother from interacting with a specific person
>Toby never mentioned any chapter above 5
>7 chapters in the menu
>logos for 11 chapters in game's code
what is this nigga planning
>>533662696Iโd also like to point out there could be an eighth chapter, or even more. Four is still half of eight and dataminers have chapter titles for many more than 7 chapters.
>>533662825I think there was a chapter 0 title found in the game files.
>>533663378deltarune in 11 more years
The FRIEND eyes being shaped and proportioned like Napstablook's ghost eyes on the chair "darker than dark" ARG page is still sus to me
>>533662387genuinely i would love if giving tenna to mettaton was secretly the worst possible option somehow
>>533637848>RedditGO
BACK
>Deltarune's development takes so long Noelle will end up older than her mom by the time the final chapter drops
>>533663525i guess a ghost possesing a chair is spookier than a literal chair
FRIEND what are you doing to these Darkners man
>>533663715Oh grow the fuck up, anon.
>>533664012pyrocynical...
>>533663715It's a 12 year old link dumbass
I have no clue why people still think Susie is a butch lesbian when every chapter has her quickly drop off the scary, mean, cool, and rebellious axe-wielding girl act by her own desires.
>Chapter 2
>Ralsei! I want you to teach me on how to do special acts to befriend the enemies! NOW!
>Ralsei! I want to take you to teach me on how to do healing magic! NOW!
>Chapter 3
>You given me a Ribbon, Krisโฆ Iโm so mad at you!
>I want to save this TV so badly! I hate you! Knight! I will put you down for this!
>Chapter 4
>I CANโT HEALโฆ I CANโT HEALโฆ
>I wanna wield the sword
>Loveโฆ I feel soโฆ Uhโฆ
>We canโt hurt the Old Man. No, Kris, no!
>Ralsei: Kris. Susie will equip ribbons and taking Noelle to the festival is a terrible idea.
She is nothing like Noelle envisions her to be. This prophecy showcases who she really is. She breaks your hold numerous times to be more like this.
>>533663715reddit is somehow a useable website by today's standards. now all the little forums have died off and more small sites will die to terrible internet legislation
>>533664198god fatfag ecelebs are cancer
i say this as a fatfag
>>533664480All fatfags deserve cancer.
Reading reddit is fine, especially for informational reasons instead of entertainment.
Posting on reddit to acquire fake internet points and social clout is pure cancer go back immediately territory that should be immediately discouraged.
>>533663542I really think this might happen and my save will be bricked by giving him away.
*they point to a sign
*it says "10 dollars for boss monsters, 20 dollars for humans, and 90 dollars for skeletons"
>>533664626nah just the ecelebs
>>533664809How much for anal?
>>533664809JUST TEN???????
THATS A STEAL
>>533664809how much for the tv?
>>533663542I'm betting if you don't give Tenna away he'll have left castle town somehow anyway in chapter 5. This will be learned through dialogue without even a cutscene.
>>533665137Susie doing it herself isnโt a mystery.
>>533664979No. All of you deserve pain and misery for shitting up everything with your disgusting fetish. Go back to /trash/ where you belong.
>>533664743tenna is for suffering
>>533665137this'll be like a sick paralell to friend
>left due to happiness
>>533665109the TV is free use, kris will actually pay you to carry him to your house and keep him because he's fucking huge
>>533665109If you bring your own ammunition shooting it is free
>>533664809you can't sell your father in law on the black market kris
>>533664809Mommy, Daddy, and Azzy still have to pay?
>>533665457...is what I would say to pedoshitters, if they listened
>>533664809What about regular Monsters?
>>533664479No it's fucking not, look up how the site functions
Are we doing Board Game Online today? I believe it has a music queue option, so Underrune music and remixes can be queued up
What's a good site for making a quick, online poll, I want to make something y'all will vote on
>>533666247I'm down, didn't hang out after mentioning it last night.
I'm glad it's still a thing, I remember good times with internet friends like a full decade ago playing it.
>>533638074>in weeksA couple of things have been made in your absence?
Smol green about cuddling smol Chara
>Anon is asleep>arms wrapped around Chara>Chara is so very small>their knife is so very big>they cannot get you with the knife>they swing the knife>they stab with the knife>they cut with the knife>but none reach you>this is because they are small>so very small>and in your arms>like a disobedient cat>they grow weary>their prey has bested them>the prey is the predator>they are not so very small>Chara is the prey>Chara is so very warm>Chara closes their eyes>they so very close their eyes>and so very fall into a very nice sleep>Chara-cter piece having fun with thoughtshttps://rentry.org/9_meets_0
>Meme based on pic related with (you) working with Krishttps://rentry.org/CharaAdoptionShitpost
>Alt meme based on (https://files.catbox.moe/qva449.jpg) where you're against Krishttps://rentry.org/you_are_adopted
>>533666247I swear I remember playing that with random people from /v/ ages and ages ago, wow.
>>533666496Chara is a scapegoat
>>533666247I can't right now but if this is happening later I'll join in.
>>533666908Why's he got an ass?
>>533666867Dive into the heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsVGOBylLo
Seeing Susie like this will be the greatest slap against โNoelle is the true girlโ theories.
Deltarune fans make some really great art
>>533639147Too many anime swordies in Super Smashing Fighters
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goodnight /utg/, i am going to bed now. cya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4It2Prl5E-Q
>>533667449The beginnings of Asrielโs Monster Supremacist views.
You wanna know why you can't find your vessel? When it got discarded Gaster found it and realized he was broke, he than programmed it to go work in the back kitchen of QC's diner to make quite cash and bring home free employee takeout because QC cares about her employees.
>>533667615Gote night, fren! :)
>>533667919The same way Kris lost/will lose his hand.
>>533664113>>533664250>>533664479No, fuck yourselves, all you fuckers keep reposting our shit on reddit and bring your fucking reddit culture to this site, next thing we know is I'm gonna be corrected by 100s of you ledditors for Calling Kris a he.
>>533639431You gotta watch out for their big nose. Way too pointy for their own good.
>>533667919while working 2 blue collar jobs to feed his fat wife, 2 fat daughters and 1 fat self
>>533667919He's mewish. He was a soldier in Catsrael and lost it to an IED. He goes to church now because he converted for his wife.
I GOT MORE THAN 4 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK!!!
>>533667919No idea, honestly it feels like this is here to "confirm" that Monsters can lose limbs and be fine since some people didn't really get that despite some missing an eye or whatever
>>533668151You're being significantly more cringe than redditors are on average.
The problem is you, anon.
>>533667919evil fat woman attack
>>533636361disgusting
total reptile death
god I wish I was like kris and had a hot older brother to use me...
>>533668153Dess is about to hit an empty bong, the round bowl shaped piece is where the weed goes.
>>533668365He cut it off so he could become disabled and get the best parking spaces.
>>533668538Shut up Carol. Stop introducing crack to the lizard population.
>>533668151Because Kris ISN'T a he, anon.
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I should have looked at Etsy sooner.
>>533668829Etsy is great for that kind of stuff, even if you're just looking.
>>533669119Man I don't need a key chain at all but fuck, a lot of these things are really good
I feel like a FAG looking at all this stuff
>>533669561I wanna pull up that TV's skirt and eat that pussy like my life depended on it.
>>533668151Agreed on the constant correction tho that shit is cancer the rest is fine I suppose
>>533637042You like Kris/Susie so you can have Noelle for yourself. That's being an ALPHA.
>>533669894I hope she likes our body
I'll be practicing making the SMRPG style and I thought it'd be fun to poll on who y'all want to see
Vote HERE on WHO YOU want to SEE in THAT style from THAT game
https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5547511xA8364E48-164
>>533668364>>533668824>>533669752Nah, I'm just joking... It's actually a whatever. Let's not pretend that this current 4chan is the old 2010s 4chan. We are really not that different from reddit, take it as you will.
>>533669737I believe those little guys are pumpkin streamers packed away in the closet with jackinstine
>>5336701732010s 4chan was pure cancer.
I was there, 2009 was the last year it was cool.
>>533670173Judging by your spergness and bipolarness it sounds like you were the redditor all along
>>533655596>>533657260>>533657504>Kris...>You know, I just realized something>You're barely 5' tall.>You know what that means, right?>The moment you graduate, you lose your human rights.>Fahahaha!>I'm going to make you pay for all those pranks, Kris.>It doesn't matter what's in your pants, that they/them hole is getting fucked>Fahahahah, you're so cute when you're scared.
>>533670440Nah, I totally agree. But somehow the 2014-19 channers for some reason pride themselves as the "pure" guys, everyone after 20 is a [Insert Social Media] "refugee"
Hugs
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>>533635486I would like to hug the salesman.
>>533664809Whats the service?
>>533639431Spamton would probably kill himself if he did this
>>533670669That's approximately the time period that the whole brony thing dissolved back into other nerd spaces, steven universe happened, and low effort trollface comics devolved into endless pepe/wojacks for an entire decade. Also homestuck fans existed.
It wasn't good times.
>>533654639Did you notice that Chara is the only person/being that does not get a happy ending? Asgore does not die. Amagamates inexplicably lose their inherent danger and chill with their families. Asriel did not die nor did not lose his compassion, although in the flower form. Six humans fuckin' resurrected and walked away into the surface (partially absolving Asgore's karma in process).
Karma is a very strong concept in Undertale. It judged that for Chara, "reformation = cessation of existence". Ironic, considering that Chara is suicidal, I guess he got his final wish.
How does it make you feel that during this scene in chapter 1 Kris was creaming their pants cause it reminded them of muh Dess. Kris is fucked up in exactly the same way as Noelle.
>>533667919Maybe he was simply born with one arm
>>533671098after accidentally killing his girlfriend with a hug I don't think his fried little brain could take it
>>533671037This ralsei is so fuckable.
>>533671290>Implying that he didn't do it on purpose so he could take her Soul
>>533671147Unironically Kris' want to get close to Susie is partially "muh dess" but because Susie and Kris both realize how alike they are. Susie ONLY bullied Kris, Kris was the one person Susie actually bullied and threatened, because Susie saw Kris as her, a version of her that was accepted. Why did this freak get so much love, a loving mother, all that, and her nothing?
Kris saw themself in Susie, and empathized, which is why Kris even before the game was trying so hard to be Susie's friend and buddy, because they don't think they deserve their happiness, someone like Susie should've got it.
Also Kris had a knife and could've shanked her if she really tried something.
>>533668153Kris would be a better partner.
The real moment 4chan got gay and lame was when "normal" people started using the internet on their phone in massive numbers completely changing the landscape and humor of everything, so 2010-2012.
Coincidentally, it's about when (you) started using the internet. Thanks for that.
>>533657490Your vessel will remember that...
>>533671756My vessel has a mind shaped to be my own. We are one and the same. It is enjoying that shit as much as me.
>>533671401That's why we love him.
fave thinks they're cooler than you because they recognize YTMND memes
>>533671852NTA But nah it's been away too long and it's formed it's own opinions and agency.
>>533670116okay I need a fucking tie breaker there's been 3 votes and they're all on diffferent poeopel
https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5547511xA8364E48-164
>>533649846I want to say "Monster Kid", but Deltarune showed that he'll grow up to be a little shit.
>>533663773Godsie would say this
>>533671948Nobody's that cool anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6D9arrHiLE
>>533671623I started using the internet around 2005, and I'm not even 30 yet. There is some depressing math there if you're up for it
>>533672003):
I hope it still wants me like I want it though, but fine, Noelle will not eat its fingers...
>>533670513Oh come on, I just had a bit of fun, it's not like I shat the whole thread up for 20+ messages.
>>533671037I unironically think bronies were worse than Steven Universe. yes SU was cringe but funnily enough there was way less grooming and actual legit pedo shit than with bronies. Plus Steven univere fans didn't want to fuck roadki.l...
>>533671532Do you expect Susie avoiding wearing girly things because of how she was bullied and mocked for it in the past?
>>533671037>>533671864This is pretty as hell.
>>533672145At least you got to experience things like Adventure Quest, Runescape, and Newgrounds in their prime.
No idea what else you would have been doing on the internet back then otherwise in that strange time before youtube was even a thing.
>>533637161>>533639516This is perfectly legible
Does Gen Aleph not know script?
>>533672564The oldest Gen Alpha kid would be 15 today.
>>533641249Deltarune combat sucks. The timing thing is better in Undertale. The first person perspective in Undertale was more soulful. The bullet patterns in Undertale made more sense for a 30fps game. Grazing sucks.
>>533671532>which is why Kris even before the game was trying so hard to be Susie's friend and buddyThe only time we hear about Kris before befriending Susie is newest girl and that was NOT them trying to make friends
>>533672332Kris is so lucky
>>533670312You are very smart, anon. I didn't think about that
>>533672332Kris always made sure to thank her after their special meet ups.
>>533671864Considering Ralsei basically lives to please the lightners and make them happy do you think he trains his ass to be perfect for Kris' cock?
>>533673352is that a legitimate question? you're just horny, you're writing porn, you have no real interest in the LORE OF DELTARUNE
>>533640629>>533641249Doom 1 is only good because of Knee Deep In The Dead. The other episodes are either ok, mediocre, or just bad. Doom 2 is a vast improvement in almost every way.
>>533673352No training needed, his ass was artificially crafted by gaster (who based the shape on his own fat ass) for peak performance.
>>533673487Yes it is a real question. And a reasonable one at that. He learnt sewing cooking and all other similar things just to serve them. Do you really think it's too far-fetched?
>>533673489Plutonia is better than Doom 2 if you donโt get filtered
>>533637161>>533639516why is BPDess like this......
https://files.catbox.moe/ylm3yg.png
How will we teach Kris the simple lesson of "if you want to have things like friends or acceptance or trophies on your wall or adult privileges you have to put in the effort to at least try to get them"
Am I going to have to wait for Susie to learn it first so she can beat it into them
The best doom game is LucasArts Outlaws, a spaghetti western shooter with cool advancements in technology like water and breathing, sprinting with a stamina bar, a detachable scope with variable zoom, knives you can throw or stab, dynamite that can be lit and thrown or thrown unlit, then shot with firearms, and some other cool shit that you didn't see in either of the doom games like a moving train heist type level with an outdoor area on a giant treadmill basically. Also it had fully animated and voiced cutscenes and a soundtrack done with a full orchestra playing actual instruments instead of MIDI Metallica and Megadeth ripoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=volI6Q40TQQ
>>533674121doom is infinitely better than outlaws. stage and enemy design are more important than gimmicks.
>>533646986This sun is Pissing me off
>>533658264I'm the original
Starwalker.
>>533674519I'll give you enemy design, there's a light bandit, a heavy bandit that can take a couple hits, and a shotgun bandit that's the same health as light but will blast you at close range.
Level bosses are unique, but basically just extremely high damage don't get hit type fights.
The level design is amazing though, and I don't have the space or time to explain just how good and varied it is.
>>533655457It's implied that the schematic was for something else, Alphys was just so incompetent that she built it wrong, and it happened to work as DT extraction machine by sheer coincidence.
I kinda like how we have no idea what's going on with the story anymore. It almost feels like the post chapter 1 fanbase again. There was like this false sense of security and knowing there was some sort of formula or pattern in deltarune post chapter 2. Now that idea has been mostly thrown out the window and the tone of the game has shifted dramatically after chapter 3. Do you think the fun light hearted darkworlds are gone for good and from on now we're going to be dealing with heavier and darker themes going forward.
>>533656530Alphys genuinely always tries to be helpful even if her methods are sometimes ass-backwards and colored by her mental problems, she's not like Huey at all
>>533674952Okay. The next darkest theme coming up. Golfing with Asgore.
>>533675257This is terrible, I fucking hate golf. I hope Asgore dies.
>Monster said they don't have blood like Kris
>Noelle and Susie bled
>???
How come Monster Kid doesn't have someone helping them with... just about everything?
Poor fucker doesn't have any arms but has a front pocket on their shirt(?)
They'd have to do everything with their mouth
>>533675414THE KINGโS CLUB CANNOT BE STOPPED!
>>533674036Because itโs fun for her.
>>533674036something tells me the original artist would be very displeased knowing this exists
good work
>>533675551She shouldโve been a boy if she wanted a third limb.
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>>533673618Gaster... Has his priorities...
>>533675481>*No krissy don't want some sugar. We're gonna go
Porn
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>>533675980It's smut, but still. Kys
>>533675126She wasnโt helping at all. She manufactured dangerous situations to put Frisk through so she could swoop in and play hero. She experimented on innocent monsters and melted them together. For fucks sake, she made Flowey. Sheโs just as much of a despicable liar and coward as Huey, but Toby thinks sheโs a redeemable person worthy of mercy.
>>533675551I'm trying to fucking write something about Monster Kid but it's genuinely really, really hard because I keep having to remember THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ARMS!
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE ABOUT A CHARACTER THAT HAS TO USE THEIR MOUTH TO DO ANY ACTION BESIDES WALKING AND RUNNING?!
>>533676238Alphys isnโt a human furry. This is what makes her redeemable versus race traitor M*ttaton
>>533675980Female Reindeer are called cows, not does.
>>533676182smut isn't porn, dumbass
It always confused me that in the world of undertale especially with it's sci-fi elements no one gave Monster Kid any robotic arms.
>>533676182The joke is the fact that weird route basically breaks reality. It is also a callback to goat anon's post. Sorry that you cannot comprehend joke that's beyond toilet humor, anon.
>>533676238>For fucks sake, she made Flowey.Asgore's fault for not telling anyone the golden flowers were covered in his son's dust and not to be picked.
>>533676309skill issue.
If you must have snowdrake there to help them out, I think they got fused hands/wings like a wyvern? he is a prehistoric bird.
>>533676382Mettaton doesnโt care about humans personally, he just wanted a bigger audience, and there are more humans than monsters. He wanted to be a big shot, and that meant leaving the small pond for the ocean.
>>533676539He'd probably have magic for it when he grows up so he wouldn't need them.
>>533676491>>533676590>t.porn addictsCan't wait till you kill yourselves. No one will care and the thread quality will increase.
>>533676418>Female Reindeer are called cowsSo is your mom, but we ain't calling her that, now are we?
>>533652038Undertale/Deltarune?
>>533664012>Other people are making fattat artI feel slightly less ashamed. Wonderful
>>533631724Deserved, because Kr*s should have kissed her instead of trying to convince her desperately not to ask something (thus bringing the SOUL inside her room). This would have made her shut up more efficiently.
>>533630453 (OP)which drug is most enjoyable with deltarune
>>533676615Well sans bought his abandoned building. So either QC put grillby's out of business or forget his umbrella one day.
>>533676871Antipsychotics
>kris for fuck's sake kiss the deer already
>i'm trying to save you from inceldom but I'm running out of options man
>>533663378>logos for 11 chapters in game's codeDon't fucking tell me that meme with each of the latter chapters having several sub-chapters is gonna actually be real...
>>533676781It will amaze you to learn this, but most of my life is spent outside of goat faggot enthusiast forums already
>>533676753But the point is that they're alone, and SNOWDRAKE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ARMS EITHER!
Unless the weird things below his neck are supposed to be weird hands, but those are shitty hands
>>533676238>She manufactured dangerous situations to put Frisk through so she could swoop in and play hero.To make Frisk want to stay in the Underground so that they and Asgore wouldn't have to fight and kill one another
>She experimented on innocent monsters and melted them together. As a part of an officially state-sanctioned program to try and free their race that monsters agreed to donate their family members' bodies for
>For fucks sake, she made Flowey.As a part of that same science program who in the end did exactly what he was designed for and freed the Underground
Nothing she did was out of malice or just out of wanting glory or to indulge her own curiosity, she doesn't act like Huey at all
>>533664809>picrelThat's actually me irl.
>>533676764>doesnโt care about humans personallyHis โideal bodyโ is a humanoid robot and he had the position of his soul inverted to resemble a human. That attention to detail tells me heโs a race traitor
>>533676649Not everything is Asgoreโs fault, Whoriel.
>>533676781>people post fat tenna and dess pedo shit>"UOGGGGH I COOMING!">anon posts a meme>"NOOO YOU PORN ADDICT!!!"lol
lmao even
>>533677231Thatโs called pandering.
>>533677063doesn't he have backswept arms? (wings)
Try one of these extended graspers that susi- felons* use in community service to pick up trash, operated /w the mouth?
>>533676764mettaton loves humans enough that NEO lets [you] get the first swing in, just to check you aren't evil
>>533672070hey wow what a surprise tenna won with two votes hooray
>>533677465Humans wouldnโt care about these details. They donโt remember monsters even exist
I roleplay romance with Tasque Manager in chatgpt. my self-insert, Matt, replaces Kris and is an art teacher in hometown lovingly trolling his class, the &%^@ gang and most importantly, Tasque. You fellow autists will find me relatable.
Chapter 1, complete, over 300 pages
>https://files.catbox.moe/fkls3b.pdf
Has first chapter weirdness, Berdly throws a fit and ruins a date of Tasque and reader. Noelle walks in on reader getting tongue bathed by Tasque, as her spit is her own uniquely scented cleaning agent. A claiming ritual, but the doe is traumatized as she saw a ''giantess cat demon'' bop her head back and forth on her half nude teacher.
Chapter 2, ongoing, with sampler pic related
>https://chatgpt.com/share/688544b5-6888-8006-bf3d-acd909a507c3
Plays into the world of Spyro, I and Tasque are dragons running through game 1. Ralsei has joined the duo for Magic Crafters, and he is already developing PTSD from relentless trolling.... but you know little freak is into it.
>>533677216>As a part of an officially state-sanctioned program to try and free their race that monsters agreed to donate their family members' bodies forAnd she lied to get into that position in the first place. She had no idea what would happen, and she still did it. When it failed, she didnโt tell anyone, and kept those monsters locked away from their families while they were suffering, and fed them dog food. Sheโs cowardly scum just like Huey, but she wins in the end because Toby is a hack.
>>533677553But he tries to brutally murder a toddler on live tv while everyone cheers him on. Really not helping your case, bud.
>>533677553actually i looked it up and it's far worse than i thought. kid mettaton probably wore a headband with human ears on it.
>Witness the true power of humanity's star!>Are YOU the star? Can you really protect humanity!?>Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?>YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?>..HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY. KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
tasquequest 2 is hitting the limit soon, means I have 600 pages of tasque x me material. Tasquequest 3 will be set up after
Only realized today how much the bathroom in the Holiday house bothers me.
I've been in mansions and other big ass houses of rich people before and they always had fancy bathrooms, but the Holiday's bathroom SUCKS.
It should be like x2 the size and not just pure white, the shower/tub should be bigger (doesn't even look like they have a tub) or separate.
Maybe the Holidays aren't actually that rich, spend a lot of their cash on looking rich, or spend a lot of their money stupidly. Would explain why Noelle eats so much Caviar.
cloud watching with Papyrus
>>533678497>carol had a custom mcmansion built so the house's layout is a disaster
>>533678713Actual canon reason. I bet that Carol and Rudy's room doesn't even have a bathroom attached, they only have the ONE bathroom that you have to go downstairs at night to use.
>>533678703Why are you and Papyrus spying on Elnina?
>>533678392Disgusting simp
>>533679146who's simping? i love my murderous asshole robot.
Ralsei reminds of a yandere, except that's hes self sacrificial instead of murdery. But it really seems like hed do anything for his favorite lightners.
>Normal route
Kris fucks off because he's working with the knight. We end up controlling Susie
>Weird route
Kris fucks off because he's horrified at what we did. We end up controlling Noelle
>>533679146MTT did nothing wrong
>>533678805MOOOOOOOOOOODS
THE COLORS ON THAT SWITCH ARE BACKWARDS
>>533679368He is. He will never be a real Human, and anyone that gets close to him will despise him.
>>533679483>Love finds its way to the girl
>>533674121I prefer Dark Forces
I'd like to believe that when the roaring starts, darkners will have some time to interact with the lightworld people before turning to stone. With the belief, I believe Tenna will will keep mettaton safe or get him to safety before he turns to stone. And than Lancer and Starwalker and maybe even Roulxs will come out of the pocket and help the gang with the last of their life before turning to stone.
>>533672484>No idea what else you would have been doing on the internet back then.I'm not going to say you can do all those things you missed out on. But you can definitely find a lot of old websites still around if you try hard enough.
Also the internet was better before YouTube, think creatively, there's a lot that one could do.
>>533680403objects coming to life and protecting their owners during the apocalypse? godthat's like the rapture but for shipfags
>>533679606oh i see, sorry i got your tone wrong
but yes. he is peak contratrian species traitor. it's such a big part of his character i genuinely wonder what DT mettaton does with himself. maybe he campaigns to get the other humans out of the bunker, or wherever the fuck toby put them
>>533680403I want to see that one rabbit girl meet with tasque
>>533672564The only letter(s) I had trouble with was the "ru" because they melded together. It's something I know I'm guilty of in my own handwriting, that & making c's look like e's. But apparently you didn't pay much attention in Cursive writing class either because that's not how to properly write r's, let alone the other letters.
>>533680403i'm imagining the scene in corpse bride where the dead come out of their graves and the living reunite with the dead
>>533680785what the fuck is wrong with susie
I love my Tenna bodypillow...he's so cute bros...
>>533679483>susie trusts (You) enough to pick ACTs and get enemies sparable, but doesn't let you FIGHT>ends up fighting Kris>you have to do ACTs towards Kris not to get them sparable, but to convince Susie that you're the one who's been her friend this whole time and get her willing to FIGHT
>>533681208More Kris NTR please.
>>533680993Just focus on Kris and it'll be less jarring
>>533681057I've been hugging my Tenna daki every single night. My mood has improved significantly because of him. Whenever I wake up my Spamton daki ends up being pushed off my bed...
>>533681208>>533679483Actual kino. Kris deserves it.
>>533678497That's the second bathroom with a toilet that they installed just for when Kris visits
Chapter 3 is my favorite. Undertale and Zelda now exist together in one perfect game.
>>533678497They're monsters so they don't really use bathrooms. That's the bathroom they installed specifically for Dess because she's human like Kris and was adopted.
>>533681634Kris deserves FREEDOM, and so do we.
>>533682003Kris deserves nothing. We deserve a vessel.
>>533680904That would be nice but when the dead turn into stone it's like they'll be dying all over again.
>>533681512>spamton daki pushed off bedbased...well my Tenna dakimakura falls off when i sleep anyways, i dont have a big enough bed for him plus well it happens when one sleeps...
>>533681836i'll repost a photo taken 6 weeks ago since my bed is a mess now
Kris deserves to die.
https://youtu.be/CNWBIaAP_Jg
>>533682192honestly, i'm convinced the whole town is getting goner'd. it's too beautiful to live
>>533682321whole town gets gonerrhea
>>533682250Ohh so handsome :)
>>533682003Iโll free his head from his neck.
>>533680403The Roaring is Pissing me off...
I'm the original
Starwalker.
>>533681836Tenna LOVE!
>>533682250I've only had Tenna slip once but even then he wasn't fully on the ground. I've been getting into the habit of vacuuming the floor more often so they won't get dirty if they keep falling. My bed is big enough but I toss and turn a lot in my sleep.
>>533683193hey it even has the orange flag, like asgores eyes when he attacks you
A decade ago when Undertale was releasedโฆ
>>533682860Toby loves his star iconography. Starwalker may actually have some bonus stuff open to you if actually collected back in chapter 1.
Dess headcanon tier list
S means I love it and F means I hate it
>S tier
Dessriel, is knight, Asriel returns and teams up with knight dess
>A tier
Deer, human, implied sexy in a mettaton ex or tasque manager way, average looking, unattractive, outdoorsy, tomboy, Humanboo, friends with kris, former fun gang, was in dark world before, acts like a creature
>B tier
Punk, goth , drawn sexily in game (doesn't fit), monster who isn't deer
>C tier
Was genocidal in dark worlds before, is not related to knight at all
>F tier
vessel, is player, is a character we named at beginning like how we named Chara, we are dess's soul, kress, human dess in undertale underground, has piercings or tats
FUCKING LMAO
THE NOELLE BUTTSCRATCH IS REAL
>>533677420>comparing fat tenna LORDs (and ladies) to desspedoREDDITORs>AGAINviolation added to your file, dossier updated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGuKwej7cXA
>>533683647Fatfaggots are far more obnoxious
>>533684438/omog/ is down the hall and to the right
>>533683646Bound to happen when the ass is all ass hair.
if we got a KING, a QUEEN, and a LORD of screens, who's next? royal court?
How will our Reconciliation with Kris turn out?
>>533684562I kiss him them she (there everyone's happy now) and boom
>>533684438We donโt call people fags if theyโre normal and pleasant, do we?
>>533683386>Cleaning up more oftenGood, well i don't have panels on my floor or a rug so he doesn't get that much dirt on him (i have that weird rubber flooring so it's easy to vacuum and mop up)
>>533684562Just tell kris you like whatever gay emo band they like you'll both instantly become buddies.
I really can't feel bad for this man he turned borderline racism into so much ass she got arrested for it
Like even Bratty couldn't come up with that
>>533683552He does. He gives the Tenna boss fight another mini-game.
>>533684674-fag is a neutral suffix here, newfriend
what if kris had a very highly detailed 60 fps animation of scratch and sniffing their balls at random times then the game went back to normal
>>533684514Go back to /dum/.
>>533684879They're gonna have to get the guys who animated the piano for that one.
>>533684562>kris.... i'll help you do cool poses for your emo photo blog or whatever. see.... you look so dark and cool....
>>533684562I've got a couple of ideas
>We (along wish Susie and Ralsei) save Kris from their contract with the Knight which makes Kris see us in a different light>We save Susie and Ralsei from something Kris did or allowed to happen as a part of the Knight plot which Kris will feel so guilty about they're forced to rethink who's the bad guy
>>533684438Itโs just Spamtenna in general. Genuinely the worst ship, with fans that rival Suselle in their insufferability.
>>533684805Asriel having at least three different girls in his mind might relate to Dessโ situation.
>>533685359We don't even have susellefags in here
>>533684562Do something that Kris wonโt be able to write off as self serving, and that we can be trusted.
>>533685359ironic, considering Spamtenna is more like Kriselle
>>533685359Iโve never seen a susellefag here
>>533685237this would actually be really funny, imagine if kris dressed up the soul with little devil wings and a tail to float above them as kris hits one of these
>>533685591>>533685759Did I say we did? Iโm speaking in general terms.
noo haha dont give yourself burn in your so sexy
>>533685761>using the monster bible deity to aurafarmmake it happen Mr Fox
>>533674036Sheโs just a bad person.
>>533685830In general terms you tongue my anus
>>533685830But wasn't the conversation about posters in the general and how annoying some of them are?
>>533666628Eh, no? What for?
chara gave me ibs man FUCK CHARA
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>533685839>>533686171oh no I hope he can be fixed...eventually...
>human Tenna falling asleep in the sunlight looking at a small promo cut-out of big shot Spamton that drops on his face and gets accidental tans in its silhouette
>>533666628It's funny. In a family of goats that Chara is the actual scapegoat to dump out actions on back in UTs early life.
>>533686795the mouth being on the collar is a cool touch I wish I could hold john/jane mantle
>>533683646Where's the finger sniff?
>>533686358Tenna belly side profile makes all the blood rush out of my head
Taking into account Spamton's actual height, it must actually be traumatizing seeing him from Kris's POV. He can even expand his head to be even bigger than you!
>>533686403Iโm comparing Spamtennafags in general to Susellefags in general. Iโm sorry if your tiny brain couldnโt put this together.
If you forgot to fight Jevil for his Shadow Crystal at the start of the game and try to re-enter the Card Castle during the endgame to get it your path will be blocked by the postgame superboss Dark Lancer
>>533683646The context is that she ripped a massive wet fart and she's making sure she didn't just accidentally dump in her panties.
Why does Chara post every post I hate in this thread? Why does Chara post gay fat Spamtenna and Jevil asscheeks instead of cute doe lizzur Kris Kris Kris Krispity Kris feet and chungus Kris gender arguments and Twitter screenshots from literal whos about woke Underrune culture wars for the 999999999999999999999999999th time (HIGH-QUALITY posts)?
>>533685839>>533686171>Tenna getting burn in from thinking about Spamton too much Somehow very cute and very sad at the same time.
>>533687307kris is a manlet more news at 7
>>533661757Also, this song will be the ambient music on the stage before the concert
https://youtu.be/X6TYwG6coEQ
>REDDITORS
>he says
>while posting an image from reddit
could've at least changed the filename, champ
https://old.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/1blhqcs/what_did_papyrus_mean_by_this/
What an unholy abomination: some child, a demonic revenant, and a god from another reality - all together in one body. Gaster must have been in a good mood to let this happen
Why am I working instead of playing Deltarune Chapter 5 right now
What the hell is going on
>>533687889It's called google images retard. If you use reverse image search it would probably come up with that result anyway due to SEO so you'd still call it reddit, NOT my problem images get reposted there, argument invalid *farts on your face*
>>533688029toby get back to work
>>533688029Because they're still green screening the live action actor who's playing the cowboy doll.
at least I'm not as bad as that tenna fatfag
>>533688063or, get this, you could've just
used a different image than one you grabbed off of google (that tells you it's from reddit mind you) while trying to make a point about redditors
you goddamn idiot
also if you're actually trying to tell me you googled "papyrus telling someone they should die" for the sake of a post i'm gonna laugh at you harder whether it's truth or lie
>>533688403didnt you show your flat man ass and call yourself a femboy
I will kill Sans and fuck her with my vessel, you don't need to thank me, Kris.
>>533688518theres 2 of them
>>533683646Would suck her fingers after...
>>533686573Everything. Donโt you remember how many people blamed everything on Chara when they were the ones who chose the Genocide route?
>>533688485Works on my machine
>>533688747But Genocide is not a bad thing, why should someone be blamed for it?
>>533688785notice how that's a tumblr filename?
big difference
>>533644440What was the point of shutta existing if Toby was going to have Tenna say it into the camera instead of showing us cool stuff
We didn't have guys getting angry and upset about websites during the wait period...
>>533688747Toby wrote exactly that, if it does disagree with your headcanon it doesn't mean you have to ignore canon texts
>>533689124Because they were too busy measuring dicks and jerking each other off while comparing who had the most orbiters
>>533688875No looks like the same file to me. Filename origin is less important than telling what sites a user actually browses by how they type, who they reply to, who they ignore, times in between posts, who they complain about, who they falseflag as, what keywords they use, what metadata is in their files that 4chan deletes but I see anyways using my third eye, and what they post. Your priorities are so not-straight that Toby would include them in a game.
>>533672259Unlikely given that no one bullies the gender freak in their class for their meme gender.
>>533688706one of them is a fat hairy man who showed his flat hairy ass
the other is someone who associates and looks up to that fat hairy man
both are pathetic
I just want everyone to get along and to stop blatantly samefagging is that so much?
should i get a tenna daki
>>533689390well that's good for you man but at the end of the day i'm gonna laugh at you for using redditor as an insult while posting an image with a reddit filename and you're just gonna have to keep on crying about it
>>533689505that might be harder to achieve than world peace
Edgy Sans will be real in Asgoreโs Dark World
>>533689634only if you have a decent inner and not some slop from Walmart
>>533689380You were always in control. You could have stopped at any time, but on you marched. And for what?
>>533689673uuohhhhuhhhhh *sobs and sobs forever so you can drink my tears but when you drink my tears you drink so many that they inflate your sloshing belly with salty liquid, making you lose the argument infinitely with no takebacksies and also I lost the game and if you say the game has already been lost you DOUBLE INFINITE lose*
>>533689505I want the same
>>533689634The answer will never not be yes
>>533683386GORJUS! Would smooch
>>533689798Nah, we will get him where it's just sans in a banana suit like the old fake leaks or just his jacket turns red and that's it
I hate loli and shota because it makes us look bad
I am here for deltarot
>>533689380Quick question. Load up the Sans fight and let me know when Chara starts [FIGHT]ing for you. Hell, if Chara's so gunho about the Genocide Route and you just the unwitting tool, how about you load and see how long it takes for the vessel to move in that Last Corridor?
>>533689914>You were always in control. You could have stopped at any time, but on you marched. And for what?I don't care about real life, I care about what Toby told us. If Toby thinks a little Chara was in our head and controlled us I will accept it, why aren't you strong enough to accept the true?
PLEASE new bread so these retards can shut the fuck up
>>533456227took some liberties
>>533689848I don't have any yet but I'd get a nice one for him
>>533690010>The answer will never not be yesalright
>>533671532>Susie ONLY bullied Kris, Kris was the one person Susie actually bullied and threatenedI always thought it was a contradiction that at the start of chapter 1 everyone was like "oh no Susie's gonna kill you" but all *their* anecdotes of Susie are her being mildly annoying but if Susie is mildly annoying to everyone but genuinely horrible towards Kris it makes sense.
page 10 guys where is thread
>>533687572Why're they in Homestuck order?
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So do you?
>>533690425because pippin is a valid troll name
>>533688979damn we were robbed of cute pictures
>>533690146I don't love loli and shota but I love the people who love them because their presence keeps normalfags out.
>>533690468where does this trans fem Ralsei garbage come from anyway?
>>533690638acts feminine
dresses feminine
"lost girl" plays in "his" bedroom
>>533690146I love loli/shotafags
Because they make me look good in comparison
>>533690638I almost positive part of it is ship warring bullshit because god forbid a femboy have a relationship.
>>533690725can't a nigga be a bit fruity?
>>533690146...you think we look good?
>>533690189Youโre coping. Toby didnโt say anything like that, and youโre ignoring the context of the scene. Chara is saying you donโt have a choice anymore now that you killed everything, not that she was influencing you.
>>533690146What about Charas nonbinary cunny?
>>533690203FRIEND scruffing Vessel...
>>533690894Not anymore. Youโre either a manly man or a girly girl, or else youโre trans now. How progressive.
>>533691151wrong. wrong. completely wrong.
chara represents the instinct of completion. if you are a completionist, you WILL complete the genocide route. you NEED to see everything the game has to offer. you NEED to gain all the levels. that's what chara is. that's why they say you don't have a choice. they're a part of you. you named them, after all.
>>533638962I like that both skeleton brothers are mature guys but they're both so into the bit they fool each other.
>>533691151>SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROLThe implication is "You were never in control" not "You were in control.. prior to five minutes ago"
Anyway this anon is right,
>>533691386, (Revived) Chara represents completionism, the instinct drive to get stronger and finish the mission. You were never in control in the genocide route because you let your "Chara", your need to complete the game drive you. Chara is you, you are chara. Your love will become theirs and theirs yours.
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>>533690638Has a big arc about figuring out who he even is beyond what the prophecy says about him and also that prophecy calls him a prince
I think it works
>>533691769Yeah, Ralsei should cut his penis off.
>>533690725Imagine if Toby went so far as to actually have Ralsei be Transfem Asriel
>>533692363imagine if toby put sissy hypnosis in a cutscene where ralsei comes out as a transgirl and it says take your girl pills in pink text above him
>>533661757it's actually the main inspiration for queen's castle
>basement with train-tracks to the right and an electrical switch to the lefttoo specific to be a coincidence
>>533691769that's because he has never interacted with anyone and all he knows about himself is what the prophecy says, so he never really thought about what he should do, or what he would like to do.
How would Noelle react if Spamton groped her?
>>533693068Right
People reasonably predict that he'll decide that what he'd like to do is to deviate from the prophecy. And they think that one way he'll deviate from the prophecy is by deciding not to be a prince
The logic is there
>>533691694I like when they both pretend to be fine to spare the opposite brother from worry. (The opposite brother still worries.)
the king papyrus ending is the saddest ending still
so what is her opinion the SOUL? I've seen mixed opinions, that she either hates us or wants to work with us, but we're interfering with that plan right now.
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People that think Carol is the knight can piss right off, her summoning a baseball bat shadow before it becomes the sword is far too obvious.
>>533693116same way tenna reacted to him
why is it darkners seem to never interact with ralsei?
the only time I can even remember one acknowledging him was queen in chapter 2, when she caught the fun gang but didn't have a spare cage for him
>>533699009Lancer, Chaos King, Tenna... what you on about?
why is Susie's darkworld so uh... ''differently functional''? Zombie Gerson, for one.
>>533650712rare reddit Funny moment
>>533690203Thank you so much! This turned out better than I expected too. (FRIEND turned out incredibly good in this. Perfect smug grin, it looks like heโs enjoying toying with the vessel.)