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im gay and this is a homo general

>>533673402 (OP)
C&C

Sparkle SP2 will be pagbait and she will sell sparkillions

>>533673402 (OP)
Happy bunny day :3

>>533673402 (OP)
the only real C&C. fuck all these pink hair whores and that one AIDS-ridden whore too

Just woke up
Anything important in the livestream?

behold
the emanator of voracity

HAREMGODS

>Phaidei rugpulled
>Again
Predictable, but no less funny.

Yuri general

>>533673613
Cyrene became Elysia

>>533673402 (OP)
C&C.

Reminder we fucking hate Yuri here

>>533673613
dark march and dan rug pull are real

Bronya RABUUU!
SP when?

>>533673527
arent all femoids pagbait?

Fixing status?

Pagrene flopped bigly and killed the game

>>533673656
We love yuri here

ShounenGODS status?

Can YOUR Cyrene do THIS?

>>533673527
We're 100% getting Bita

>>533673613
we've learned hold hands with fingers locked is, in fact, not very romantic

>>533673713
same patch as "Seele"

>>533673690
Wrong because this is a honkai game

>wears a veil and looks like a wedding dress
>interlocks fingers while looking deep into your eyes
>ring glows as fingers interlock
It's never been more over. Watch them create more narrarites by lying and trying to create infighting.
Holy FUCK. This is straight-up troonie shipcuck and Yuritroon annihilation.

>>533673750
Holy sexo evil March delivers

who won

>>533673941
we won

>>533673614
march will get cured by marriage, impregnation and food

>>533673941
marchfags
elysiafags

>>533673941
march enjoyers

>>533673762
true and real

Why is there so much bara porn under #hsr hashtag WTF
I just wanted to look for new march art...

>>533673658
Yeah I saw the images
What a fucking downgrade

Holy shit the march dan nigga is in complete shambles.
>Dan has action bar summon, not memosprite
>Dan has action bar summon, not memosprite summon and scales with ATK
>Dan has action bar summon, not memosprite summon and scales with ATK and physical and preservation
>Dan has action bar summon, not memosprite summon and scales with ATK and physical and preservation, while also wanting an AOE ATK buffer

Cerydra is hot

>>533673649
How was it rug pulled?

>>533673904
>narrarites
Fuck, narratives. I hate phone posting.

>>533673993
she will dryfish you

>>533673817
>tfw locked fingers with male friends before
*phew* I'm glad 'm not a faggot.

>>533673797
Holy crap is that a neco arc reference

>>533673613
Worms lost

>>533674050
your bobin?

>>533673646
Yeah

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (72)

>>533674050
There's no way last one is real. Faggot suppose to be Phainon teammate.

>>533673797
My daughters with Cyrene will do this

>>533674050
you NEED her

>Caelus trailer
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE FUCKING WON TRANNIES 40%ING LMAO

I'm not japanese

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Are you ready for the kino?

>>533674209
All those condoms are poked btw

>>533673790
Aura farming to the max

>>533673904
was Lygus so mad about Phainon calling him a worm that he wrote an NTR fic instead?

>a gay cooking event with fagnon is all we have to look forward to next patch
what the fuck are they thinking, surely nobody is slurping this patch and we're getting record low numbers that will result in more investment into the game right?

Will Elysia work with Acheron?

>>533674038
Lots of homo arts for sure, but I saw no bara.

>>533674436
trailblazing really was chasing flames all along...

>>533674213
Meowdeimos!

>>533673902
I cant believe she might appear in penacony to see us. I hope we get the movie date

>>533674436
my knees would bend on their own

why are we chasing flames?
are we moths?

>>533673613
Firefly was replaced as the main wife

>>533673402 (OP)
>Gayblue Fagtasy cosplay
Cringe. Get this shit out of here.

honkai women are made for trailblazing men

>Cyrene
>S+ revenue

>>533674341
sad for you

>>533673904
Stop leave him alone you slut! Fingers interlocking was our thing!

>>533673790
We're so fucking back

>>533674525
We will, even if not in that event, but we will. Trust the plan.

>>533674436
Shartji would spend 20 lines saying that instead of this simple presentation

>>533674561
It's bunny day, Mydeimos

>>533674441
oh that's the express in the background

>>533674602
You’re a homo if you don’t want to fuck Djeeta

March's schizo face is really hot.

My wife is so cute

this is the day genshin impact died

I'm so confused
Why do people keep saying Elysia was yuri when she doesn't have any pairing

>>533674341
しょうがない

>>533674831
she flirted with mei

Our MC status?

>>533674827
They're leaving Natlan soon so we missed our chance unfortunately

>>533673613
Elysia's lesbianism was retconned and she is now heterosexual + Caelus's new wife

>>533674831
She is a whore, she usually gets shipped with Eden and people ship her with Mei for some reason

The biggest rugpulled character in this game is Terravox if he actually looks cool as an NPC. If not then who cares
>inb4 he doesn't even exist in this cycle

>>533674056
A hothead that is

>>533673402 (OP)
I fucking wish that every new class change came with an optional outfit.

>>533674827
>they'll be in their most hyped region yet, meanwhile we'll be still be in amphoreus
yeah, i don't think so

>>533674685
Firecuck

>>533674956
he knew she was secretly evil all along

THE ONLY WARMTH REMAINS IN HANDS CLASPED SO TIGHT

>>533674827
They sold the same amount as us in the last two months together without a collab and with only one 5*

there was no reason making evil march that hot

uh oh... troonie meltdowns on twitter...

>>533674436
>all these paths trying to use Amphoreus ot their own ends
>for in the end the people of Amphoreurs reigniting the flame of the Trailblaze and birthing its new Aeon
is it too kino for hoyo?

>march jirai kei outfit when we get to edo star
KINOOOOOOOOOOO

>>533674907
>>533674957
But Mei already has Kiana

>>533675128
>hi3 elysia
>"lesbian"
kekypow.

>>533674801
My carnal desire to fuck slutty blondes has nothing to do with the fact that GBF is pozzed slop that’s rapidly dying of AIDS.

>>533675190
HOYO! GIVE DARK MARCH A JIRAI-KEI SKIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

>>533675050
Nod Krai was created last minute because they fucked up the story with their npc bs and didn't include any of the lore bits.

>>533675190
Is this some new kind of cope Jiraikeibro?
Maybe Sparkle SP will get that if you bellieve hard enough...

>>533675128
Shitposting aside, the ring is probably gonna be another retarded shit like "she married humanity because she le loves everyone, isnt she nice???"

Elysia: I love men with cock and balls.

>>533675128
Don’t worry its only platonic, nothing romantic… haha!

>>533675128
KEKARINNO

My personal theory is that everything that transpired on Amphoreus was a recreation of March's memory that some memoniggers took and uploaded into the Scepter the moment the train jumped into the vicinity.

you now remember march laughing and having fun when gepard was bombing IPC terrorists

March has always been a character for healthy straight people, so she ended up having a more positive reception.

>>533675217
Kiana is a whore with a harem

>>533675252
You were supposed to jump ship to Uma when KMR did bwo

>>533675320
Could be

>>533674694
They need to buff PMC so we can actually use it

>>533675310
>literal wedding ring

>>533675310
>these people ship two people that talk to eachother but fucking interlocked handholding isnt romantic at all
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

If the Aquila fight is anything to gi by, the Irontomb fight is going to be truly amazing

>>533675360
you mean mei

Edo Star will save yuri

>>533675296
>a "deliverer" is the person that carries the hopes of all of humanity
>tb is the deliverer
>by marrying (you) she marries humanity
there you go

>>533675402
I already stopped playing it a while ago.

>>533675268
>>533675284
trust the plan

>>533675475
I hope it's a metaphorical and not a physical fight.

>>533675128
>"Why is the gacha game pandering to gacha players?"
>>533675230
They don't actually like yuri in the first place otherwise they'd pick up a GL manga

>>533675128
>literal slut whoredottir the character
>doesn't differentiate between genders
>"uhhhh why is she flirting... with a male??"

>>533675310
How does the tranny brain work? Two women/men standing together = OMG THEYRE SO GAYYYY
But this is not romantic at all? Kek

Day 1 player, should I return to the game or am I past the point of no return?

>>533675252
All the based gbf devs fucked off to different companies/ projects.

They game

guys, is locking fingers with your homies gay?

>>533674917
Delivering.

>>533675329
She's an ice-cold killer

>>533672230
Anon, there has been a huge misunderstanding lol.
I Thought that anon hating on her was talking about her MEMOsprite lol, that's why i posted a picture with Elysia's Manta Ray

>>533675310
Ok bros, since its nothing romantic how about they animate interlocking handholding with every female

So all they needed to do was add a canon "wife" and now paggots are slurping up Amphoreus after shitting on it for 5 patches

>>533675635
You mean for powercreep? The fact that this game has relatively frequent powercreep means falling behind for a while means nothing

Why was the ring shining brightly? What was the meaning behind that?

>>533674187
>>533674269
For full optimal dan play you NEED Robin and Sunday.

>>533673904
Why do I have a boner when seeing this?

>>533675796
>>533675487

>>533675329
she saw a girl lose her mother and went "this was fun :D"

>>533675610
Pretty much. They don't understand the concept of friendship because they don't have friends and they are mostly likely also have some sort of mental illness

>>533675570
>he doesn't want his HUD suddenly glitching out, removing the ult button or the AV bar

JiraiKei Sparkle VVILL save HSR trust

>>533675310
This is the Firefly fireworks cutscene all over again lmao
>NOOOO IT'S NOT ROMANTIC THEY DIDN'T START FUCKING ON SCREEN IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
>two characters that aren't the MC looked at each other? they're in love!

>>533675541
panties status?

>>533675796
Hi.

>>533675712
characters used to be brutal in belobog

HOLD UP. Why is Dan back in Amphoreus when he literally exited a patch ago? Did they forgot!?

SHAOJI SELF INSERTS AS CAELUS
THERE IS ZERO OTHER EXPLANATION

>>533674827
When was the day zzz died?

>>533675750
Castorice has been my wife
I’ll gladly accept more though

>>533675475
Yeah the entire fight sequence itself is crazy. and the cutscene when you cross slash Aquila actually felt like fighting a god with all the lasers it was firing. The titan actually looked more powerful than the lord ravager we fought in 1.2. And Aquila was just the Gepard/Deer/Aventurine of the arc, they are probably going to go crazy for Irontomb. My hope is that 3.6 will deal with March and the remembrance niggers sideplot, while 3.7 will just be the final fight against Irontomb itself.

>>533675750
Subhuman pags have no standard
For me? I'm still skipping all of shitphoreus characters

>>533675812
But for full optimal Phainon you need Sunday and Cerydra...

>>533675837
She was also about to kill Sunday after we won, she has no chill

>>533675923
Anon, it literally says that it failed to pinpoint his coordinates. Then it realized that he was still at Amphoreous but still can't pinpoint where.

Caelus won

>>533675719
Oh... Whoops! I'm just super excited she's here...

>>533675923
Retard it says Negative Conclusion Error. He is obviously picking up terravox's coreflame as part of THE SCREWS plan.

>>533675750
This world already has the most for (You) characters anyways

>>533675582
anon fandom yuritroons and lesbians like that just want to feel "represented" in super popular media. They orbit between large fandoms just latching onto anything to live vicariously through and rub into the face of others. Because deep down they know they're freaks of nature that no one likes.

Post BIG BREASTED Sparkle

>>533675923
Because he’s coming back you dumbass

>herta is in the group now
>acheron nowhere to be seen

>>533675917
>NATASHA about to defeat Svarog
>I'm supposed to take this seriously and believe that Belabog had a good story

>>533675750
yes, cry about it tranny
STAR RAIL IS HEALING

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>533676137
Your meds.
Take them.

>>533675570
>nooo you cant fight god to the death with your fists because uhh you just can't

>>533676059
Why we stopped her?

>>533676127
What would Acheron even be doing in Amphoreus lmao

wonder what march will think when she learns BS's BS ended up killing TB

Cyrene x Caelus = C&C

What /ourguy/ Tectone thoughts on 3.5?

>>533675923
read the As I've written text bwo. He's been in Amphoreus this whole time. When hte cycle reset, he was in it since the beginning. meaning, he spent thousands of years in the simulation all alone, away from (you) and march

>>533676080
Me too.
I hope this time it's the actual Elysia we've been with all this time and not just a sim.

>>533676038
>>533675812
My schizo theory is that the summon will inherit all the buffs of who it is slapped on.
So it will get cerydra attack buff which will buff Dan.
Otherwise he is a BRICK.

>>533675868
Funny because even Firefly japanese va called it a romantic scene in one of her interviews

>>533673676
I'm not marrying smelle unless she takes a shower

>>533676095
I don't hate trannies or gay people but someone with a trans flag saying I hate men is always funny to see
>>533676189
>the waifu collecting game has...people who want to collect waifus?

What's the fucking point of Sunday? He wont do anything

>>533675582
The tranny doesn’t read or promote any yuri manga or anime or even gacha like R1999. You know why? They’re leeches and want to propagate their tranny ideology onto popular IPs, which is why they latch onto Genshin, HSR, ZZZ, Wuwa and try to say they’re all
>le queer media for the faggots, straggots should go!!!
A real yurifag would stick to their hobby and enjoy it peacefully

>the game is dying quick release the caelus trailer!!!
Shameless

>>533676189
ironic cause they do the same but with labeling women lesbians
theyre cringe for the same reasons but arent aware of it unlike waifufags

>>533676137
Who do you think fought Svarog before this cutscene man
Cause she definitely didn't solo him

>>533676356
>cyrene spent her time massaging her tits while phainon was looooopin

>>533676356
>>533676080
>>533675719
CHADlus will FUCK that

>>533676349
wait what the fuck? where is this? that sounds horrifying

>>533676412
She already did anon. She now regularly takes showers and baths

>>533673676
WIFE

>>533676445
Honestly yaoi and yuri are inevitable but I feel like they've gotten more deluded
It used to just be "I don't care if they're not gay I want to see them fuck" now it has to have some canon justification
And whatever happened to crack ships? Ship two people who never met

>>533676479
Idk I don't actually play this game I just like to post here

>>533676356
same i have faith she's real and not a sim

>mydei and phainon talked to eachother? they're gay
>interlocked fingers with their faces close to eachother??? in two scenes???
completely platonic

So it was Cyrene who pushed the whole "Deliverer" role onto Phainon since he was just a child. He takes it on because of the promise he made to her and then she ditches him the first chance she gets after he spent a borillion cycles suffering for her. Justify this Phainonbros

>>533676349
>When hte cycle reset, he was in it since the beginning
I thought the beginning of the reset was Phainon's era? There's no way Phainon spent thousands of years every cycle

>>533676697
its the empty eyes that make it

Why do people care about dark March more than Cyrene?

>>533676563
Literally in the new As I've written for Terravox. That shit is all about his loneliness while waiting for TB.

>Cyrene is for /you/
Meh
>Except UNIRONICALLY
10/10, day one pull sold to the Astra trailer

>>533675962
NOT ON HIS WATCH
4TH. 5TH. 6TH RELAUNCED
DOES NOT MATTER

>>533676720
>Phainon and Mydei moaning together ?
>they are just bros
It's the same shit kek

Dan Heng (forma de Zhongli) will save HSR

>Hysilens
>Cerydra
Who is obligatory or are they skip tier? Icons and eidolons? anyone?

>>533676630
It's always been like that, the very Phaidei fujos in this thread were constantly spamming about how Phaidei wasn't like renheng or raturine and had all this canon backing.
The shower scene!
The appearance rating!
The kebin comments!
All of this meaning they were canon! it was all meant by the devs!
The more they get these harsh reality checks that they are just free advertising the better.

>>533676783
March needed the 5* really bad
Meanwhile Cyrene is just Elysia, now in a literal way

>>533673904
>You and Cyrene interlock fingers
>two heart appear that touch each other
Holy shit, there has never been anything even close to this. Those are two hearts making contact from their interlocked fingers.

>>533676851
Both are skipcore

It's with great pleasure that I bring you this

>>533676750
He literally does, he only starts to act when the flame-chase journey starts, to avoid them actually completing it

>>533676750
No it's from before Phainon's era.

>Cyrene is you bait
>Columbina is you bait
What’s happening? Do these Hoyo games work linearly?
>Seed is feet fag
>Columbina is feet fag

>>533673402 (OP)
Yeah, I'm not renewing my pass. ZZZ is my main game now.

>>533676189
She plays LaDs, by the way. She is also drooling over yuri and fujo ships (Phaidei), by the way. She is also drooling over the new Genshin male, by the way.

>two girls talking
>THEY ARE LESBIANS IN LOVE
>male and female interlock fingers while looking into each others eyes
>that's nothing you dumb incel

>>533676860
"Canon" and "hoyoverse" are two things that shouldn't be in the same sentence

>>533676658
B-b-b-b-bASED!!!!!!!

>mem is affectionate to TB
>cyrene is affectionate to TB
>suddenly it's a problem when cyrene 2.0 does the same thing
Maybe they're so used to friendzoning people that being affectionate only reads as taking advantage of people instead of committing to them

>>533676479
Good point
We fought him with seasoned fighters like Seele and Dan and Natasha only showed up halfway through the fight as a doctor, so why is she pointing any weapons?
It's like if Sushang showed up to the Phantylia fight and threated her instead of Jing Yuan

>>533673613
Merch 8th and Down to Earth Dan are literal palette swaps, you should’ve stayed asleep

>>533676830
No it's not. Stop coping.

>Phaidei out of nowhere
Jesus, mindbroken

>>533676851
You can get Hysilens but only if you care about DoTbricks and already own Kafka
Cerydra is a brick for almost everyone

>>533676917
>fingers interlocking
>staring into each others eyes
>the ring shining bright
I KNEEL.

>>533676917
completely platonic

>>533676830
in context the moaning is a literal humor shonenspic competition
nothing sexual about it

>>533676917
it honestly looks really erotic somehow

do i upgrade my e1 ff to e2 or upgrade my dot team by getting hysilens

>>533676737
To be fair Phainon admitted TB was the true Deliverer himself, Cyrene groomed him perfectly.

Maybe Stelle shouldn't have stolen the 3.4 trailer if she wanted to fuck Cyrene

>>533676952
>Columbina is you bait
Leakers said the exact same thing about Skirk

>>533676981
uh oh paggot melty

>>533677031
Because she's the leader of Wildfire

>>533676917
Thats platonic you stupid incel?! Stop being so delusional a man and woman can just be friends and do this ok?

>>533676189
>hoyo invented male mcs

You ready for another year of Firefly shilling after slophoreus ends?

>>533673904
looks like 2 very good friends to me
i always put on wedding dresses and fake wedding rings for my homies haha

>Hysilens
>Cerydra
why does no one care about them? it's their patch
the law titan is the key, it's the automated protocol that will turn the tides and help us save amphoreus

>>533676563
It's the terravox As I've written text, and they also symbolically show it in the new trailer by having Dan sit through thousands of days all alone while plants grow around his sword

>>533675296
>the ring is probably gonna be another retarded shit like "she married humanity because she le loves everyone, isnt she nice???"
This is shitposting. This is the most blatant shit that's ever been put out. The ring is exactly as it means. It is literally her marrying her soul and existence to you.

DELIVER US

>>533677284
me on the right

>>533676917
me when i platonically hold my platonic friend's face close to mine with my hand and longingly and slowly stare into his eyes and interlock fingers with him in a completely platonic way, then we have sex [also platonicly]

>>533677284
Always

>dead eyes
>smile
MUH DICK

>spend the past few days playing nothing but shmups
>Ely isn't hebe slop
Thank fucking god, hebeniggers can stay latched onto pink barbara. Time to get back to playing Dariusburst CS

>>533677330
what the fuck

>>533677264
You just now realized that hoyofags have never played other gacha games before and most don't even play video games at all or even read books for that matter.

>>533677284
yes
anything will be better than amphoreus

>>533677341
I'm just parroting the same shit they did in hi3 where she marries humanity

I like the new Dan design, it's the vanilla design with the cool shit from his SSR version without looking like a total faggot.

>>533676189
>literal third worlder
You can't make this shit up

>>533676737
If you read his letter to TB, he never wanted to be a hero or the Deliverer, He'd be happy to just be a farmer boy like his parents

>stalks you
>always appears when you're in danger
>wants to look into your personal memories
>has a history of doing this too
>you and your friends let her on the Astral Express
If she was ugly, would you let her on? They best rename her to Blackpill Swan. Seriously, why is this behavior acceptable?

>>533677501
Its always the subhuman trannies

>>533677312
But I care about Cerydra and I'm getting her even though she's a brick for everyone but Phainon and Anaxa who I skipped

>Irontomb boss fight starts
>you unlock the Deliverance path
>the boss assist is a different Chrysos Heir everytime
>everytime you use it, you use their Coreflame to fuel the Deliverance, aka you gain an eidolon

>>533677397
Seeing Caelus and Cyrene fucking awakened something inside her

>>533677520
In his marketing it says that he was originally studying to be an antique appraiser.

>>533677284
>seakle being annoying and wasting your time again
>waifuslop hunters being shilled as hard as phainon and elysia
>yae
>another meme path with mandatory s1 requirements
4.x is going to be horrid, but thankfully I'll be able to skip all that trash.

>go on Twitter/Reddit
>search things to get mad about
>take a pic and come to get mad here
Why do you fags do this

>Bennett's sroty quest has more budget and sovl than the entire Amphoreus
Owari da...
I just realized how much I fucking hate Shaoji's style of writting

>>533677172
Skirk is for Aether

March 8th artworks are popping out left and right maybe they should make her a "GO TO WARP" character

>>533677397
>shitty flophoreus entity highjacking the best girl
fuck off

>>533676349
>take too long
>Dan turns into an egg and we get shota Dan

>>533676917
how do i look women in the eyes without looking away bros?
i am currently dating a girl and always have to 100% concentrate to not look away when she smiles at me

>>533677712
You can parrot that all you want but there was nothing indicating that in her SQ

>waifuslop
Oh, the Manilatroon is here too now

Don't worry guys, uuhhhh, this is completely platonic. Can you really say you love your friend if you don't let him hit?

So do we all just throw away castorice for Elysia

Nobody cares about the new dan
nobody cares about cyrene
You can stop pretending now

>>533677689
Unironically... Bennett is the GOAT

Elysia is just Madoka.

>>533677521
>wants to look into your personal memories
I have so many embarrassing memories to hide from her, I need to look COOL in front of her

>this thread
>ctrl F yuri
>12
>two threads ago
>22
>three threads ago
>33
glad you guys are becoming aware of what's good

GO TO WARP = good character btw

>>533677867
you misspelled March 7th pretty hard at the end of the second line there

>>533677397
>you were having dates with other girls while i was in a coma, Caelus?

Ordering my Elysia body pillow as I type this

Your lesbian expies are no longer safe, as i have converted Elysia from lesbianism with my massive COCK.

Bronya? Soon to be my wife.
Seele? She's next.
Kiana? Guarenteed
The only thing you'l have left are filler characters nobody cares about.

Feel free to cope and seethe about this reality until EoS.

why are the transbians even melting down? Arent they aware that if the chose stelle she will apear ingame with elysia instead of caelus.
Oh wait I forgot those faggots dont even play the game and only look at promotional video and make fanfiction

Cyrene? For (You).
Phainon? Also for (You).

>>533677949
How do you think she'd feel if she looked in your memories and saw you masturbating to her?

>>533677995
Shaoji....

>>533676917
>that wedding ring
Wew lads. If you think about it, being stuck with that square Kevin in reboot purgatory for 33 million lifetimes then finally seeing a new boy in class and going straight at him is completely on brand woman behavior

>>533677818
She was the waifu to maybe 1 anon here

>>533677809
Manilatroon goes to whatever hoyo general xe feel xe need to be in to start gaslighting and shitting on female characters while shilling males.

>plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
>This is ... completely normal for friends.
>smack smack smack smack smack smack smack
nothing to see here

>>533677065
>You can get Hysilens but only if you care about DoTbricks and already own Kafka
Ok Hysilen then, I like DoT and have Kafka.

>>533678017
MY HERO (LITERALLY ME)

PLATONIC WEDDING RING
PLATONIC HANDHOLDING
PLATONIC HUGGING
PLATONIC SEX
PLATONIC PREGNANCY
PLATONIC CHILD BIRTHING
PLATONIC CHILD RAISING

>>533677818
Castorice and Cyrene are supportive wives of Caelus

Usually the threads post stream become a bit more usable, with people actually invested into the game coming in, but this time their even worse than usual

Ummm… is the diner management event our only event for 3.5? I saw there was an end game update? Where’s that content?

I know HSR is suppose to be a chill side game gacha but this is getting kind of ridiculous…

>>533678017
Hello subhuman cuckpaggy

rugpulldei lost btw way
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Cyrene/Elysia Vs. March is literally 2x1
How is she still winning?

FUCK THIS NIGGERFAGGOT

>>533677818
everyone threw Castorice away after her patch bwo

putting elysia pics in my cyrene folder now

>Kafka: I love Caelus
>March: I love Caelus
>Firefly: I love Caelus
>Castorice: I love Caelus
>Cyrene: I love Caelus

>>533676770
Imagine plapping that.

The shot of March eating Amphoreus was made for me specifically.

>>533677818
That’s not how harems work

>Cyrenefags are spamming on 4chan on a Saturday
Ishygddt

>>533677961
cute straight woman [caelus's new wife]!

>>533677501
>roided
>freefire hoodie
>no headlights
>riding in the favela
>tranny in the backseat
Such is the life of the brazilian, am I'm supposed to be envious of the "first-world"? Because I'm not.

>>533678148
The stream was sadly on the weekend, when most of shitposters are active

>>533678168
archer sparkle RMC and gallagher

>>533678030
Because their fun is ruined by us loving it too. So, now, they don't care about Stelle at all. This is (you) pandering. Nobody cares about Stelle in this context.

YIPPIE!!!
YAHOOO!!!!
YAYYYYYY!!
OH YES!! HEEHEHEHEHHEHE
YIPPIEE!!
YES YES YES!
YAYYYY!!!

>>533677818
That would be faggot behavior and we don’t do that here

>>533677792
Training you and spending days and night camping while also show you all her past seems very waifu bait to me.

>>533678148
Let's be real the stream had nothing interesting in it other than the trailer

who is having a melty?

Firefly did it first

>>533678035
Be a huge tease about it
but it'd end with her being plapped

>>533677961
stelle is so lucky

>>533677145
>puts on a different jacket
>forgets to sleeve his right arm
Take away the umbrella and the hair salad and there isn’t anything different. This is such a disappointment.

>>533678064
just a womb massage between coworkers

>>533678156
You lost

>>533677792
So you skipped the story got it

>>533677728
it's march

>>533678148
>with people actually invested into the game coming in,
honest question, what is there to be invested in when it comes to amphoreus?

Be honest. Top or bottom?

r/HSRhusbandos is NOT happy about the trailer.

>finally moved on from your guilt
>found family
>got friends
>get fucking stuck in a shithole of a planet that some whore suggested
>friend dies in the first few minutes
>get stuck in a stupid fuck loop
>mfw
Black Swan needs to pay like holy fucking shit man

>>533677818
>So do we all just throw away castorice for Elysia
Anon, ever heard of harems? Why would I throw Castorice away? I like her. I don't understand faggots like this
>w-waifufags t-throw x waifu away for another one right after
NO FAGGOT. WE ADDED ONE MORE.

>>533678354
didnt know there was a stream i thought it was on the usual airing time

>Sampo: I love Stelle
>Dan Heng: I love Stelle
>Aventurine: I love Stelle
>Mydei: I love Stelle
>Phainon: I love Stelle

>>533678317
yurifag here that actually plays the game i dont care and am happy for everyone but i still hope march gets a lot of screentime

>>533678156
You lost

Cyrene: Hehe Caelus just platonically came inside me teehee~

So this is the fate of male trailblazers...

Don't worry guys, now that they're back to pagbaiting hard the narrative will soon shift and people will realize Amorpheus is actually shit like God intended.

>>533678341
Now that's some serious cope and we both know it lmao. If that's true the Xiao is even more for (you) than Ayaka and Citlali

They can't do March for (You) all at once because she will always be with us forever and that would mess up the next for (You) waifus

>>533675050
>their most hyped region yet
lmao >>533669043

>aura and hype moments
>uses Caelus
>meme shit
>uses Stelle
but why

>>533678354
most people come for the trailer, I genuinely don't get what you people expect from these streams everytime, it's literally just a preview presented in amore engaging way

>>533678134
I just platonically put a few babies in my best friend, Cyrene
The wedding was just for formalities and legal reasons, nothing romantic about it

>>533678537
>tall worms

>>533678186
so true

>Phainon will join the ravagers
>Phainon will be the Destroyer of Destruction
>Not even on the trailer
>becomes an ordinary villager#2 after Amphoreus

RUGPULLED

I love my pink wife

In this general, WE love:
>Yuri
>Grooming
>Age gap
>Height gap
>Abuse
>Economic gap
>Coercion
>Power imbalance
>Toxic relationships
BUT only if its yuri

>>533678660
Women can’t be cool

I will now move all of Cyrene funds to Dark March instead, fuck you Da Wei for making this perfect pure sex design into a hag
also fuck Honkai Impact 3

>>533678515
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was back in my room on the train with my gaming pc

>>533678186
Soon we are adding Sparkle to this list

>>533678515
since he is a databank schizo there must be tons of schizowritings when we find him

>>533678671
Opal soon.

>>533678706
weak falseflag

>>533678478
honest question, why are you here if you dislike the game?

>>533678647
>genshin gets a sci-fi region filled with robots and machinery
>meanwhile we get fantasy slop that's too afraid to go sci-fi
yeah, genshin won

>>533678567
A 30 year old man typed this post

All the other stuff in the trailer and yet we're all stuck in yuri vs waifufag discourse
Is this what Phainon felt in the loops?

>>533678660
Stelle has the clip where she wipes out reality with the notebook through

>>533678537
express train run on stelle?

just fucked my coworker platonically again today feels great

>>533678537
>Blade: fucking kill yourself

>>533678647
I legit thought it's the first location from Wuwa or some shit. WTF kek

>>533678743
finally a good post

Is Caelus the only MC they’re gonna show from now on? I regret choosing Stelle…

>>533678397
I wonder how you would manage to lay her
>>533678491
I want the bottom to top me

>>533678743
TRVKE

Platonically giving my best friend Cyrene kisses as a form of greetings of course. Not to mention the platonic good night kisses!

>>533678706
I would agree but the character you posted is the most irrelevant character of 3.x

>>533678892
Aventurine...

AAAAH PLATONIC

>>533678927
it really does look like Jinnyzhou

>>533679000
Ratio is a lucky guy

cock addicted lesbian

>>533678491
Top whispering gentle words in my ears and teasing my nipples while bottom fingers my prostate and sucks my dick like a woman possessed

>>533678729
cute marzo

>>533678889
Man... Why there's so much March forma de puta art already? It's just the same skin with another colors. You guys accept recycling like it's not big deal. Pathetic.

>>533678386
She had her moment. She’ll have succumbed to space Parkinson’s by the time you see the Hunters again so it’s okay

What did Shaoji mean by romantic story???

>>533678860
I'm pretty sure it's just two anons replying to each other to spam the thread

>>533678860
as an anon said in a earlier thread, people who come here juste pathetically crave social interactions, and the easiest way they have to generate it is shitposting/ragebaiting
Anyway, i'm really curious about Aglaea et Cerydra seemingly trying to kill themselves, wonder what's up with that

>>533678835
literal NPC response

>>533679090
Wrong coworker

>>533679065
is anyone actually bothered by this? this is a gacha game, of course they're going to sell waifus to incels. how can anyone be surprised?

>>533678515
Gravitation disintegration for Black WHORE when

>>533678491
YANDERE MARCH IS REAL

platonic sex with Dark March while My Chemical Romance plays in the background

Cerydra needs so much correction

>>533679257
you lost lole

BRING ME IRONTOMB

>>533679310
>stage 7: acceptance

Giving platonic boob massages to Cyrene

>>533679124
Cyrene is a recycled Elysia and we got another Dan form so that's pretty ironic to say when March is at least getting a 5* form

>>533679242
you have no idea what that's even supposed to mean, you just know NPC is an insult used here so you used it

Holy shit, March is now a dommy mommy

>>533679228
Cerydra is holding Hysilens' weapon I think, which explains the fact that Hysilens "killed" her

STUPID FUCKING BITCH ASS WHORE
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

>>533679393
HIS FVVVVARKIN POWER LEVEL

>leaks have constantly said Cyrene would have a different model when playable
>The "hebe" model always looked like unfinished shite (not that older form looks much better)
>All the hebeniggers complaining about her being a hag when she's not even that old looking and using the maid model
>Hag just means woman with big tits
"Hag" has unironically lost all meaning

>>533678491
Top somehow shows more skin. Who greenlit this

>>533679525
>hebeniggers are mentally ill
what's new

if there is one thing the internet likes, its schizo woman like that new March

>>533678849
you can hate Ampho's story all you want but the place looks incredible

>>533679482
Awww they're dancing!

>>533679457
she's too small to be a mommy. she's just angwy

>>533679348
pink yandere are the scariest

>>533676235
Too small

>>533679391
Topaz is having dreams about Aventurine next version meanwhile Dr. Rat is teaching a retard

>>533679065
>CHADlus flying like Superman
>Emanator Elysia taking your hand and pushing you forward with her like a tango dance
KINO

>>533679291
Please do not superbreak my pelvis.. me and Kyurene are just friends

>>533679525
>off model slop
Don't reply guys, this is clearly nigger babble

>finished watching the FGO Dramalogue
>It was kino of highest order

Jesus if FGO had voice acting our game would be in shambles, they are so good and even with the same actors, the writing and acting is on another level.

It is a literal emotional punch to the gut

>>533679579
>muh skin
bottom is sexier

>>533679617
>place looks incredible
Incredibly boring

Why is HSR shamelessly copying Wuwa? March design is also copied from Wuwa

>>533679525
>on model kino
Good post, I'll give it a reply and another read

honestly, i'm just glad that amphoreus is one patch closer to being over and the game can be good again

I failed to stop Irontomb...
I willingly gave up my wife...
I got fucked by Zephyro and Nanook...

I lost..I'm sorry

Reminder that there's a Cyrene x (You) doujin, fucking in Phaicuck's hometown
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3118945
https://x.com/tai_02018/status/1951496695252132342

>>533678491
both

>massive tits
>actually hot
Yup i'm thinking hagGODS win again

>>533679525
hag = anything bigger than Clara
hags are rancid, rotting, putrid, decaying walking carcasses

Are HertaCHADs finally gonna beat the Fraud Allegations

>>533679836
And there's thousands of doujins of Phainon fucking Mydei in the baths, so what

Even her ticket is black

>>533679837
If March keeps this personality for the near future it's going to be fucking good

>wuwa
>inventing anything

>>533679343
Welt will surely smoke someone for sure this time for hurting his wards.
trust

>>533679773
why did wuwa shamelessly copy SnK?

>>533678638
But Skirk didn't show this to anyone, it's meaningful for her, and she also compared that somehow treat Traveler better than her other apprentince.

>>533680059
Welt only cares about Sunday now and he is fine

>>533674209
>>533674440
kafka is such a teaser

>>533679343
>gets sent to Dreamflux Reef from Acheron collateral damage
Fraud Yang

>>533679773
HSR devs play Wuwa

Wait isn't this Kevin's monster form in HI3 lol?

>>533679971
>thousands
Post them

>>533679849
Tranny melty!

>>533679883
who knows
5 patches of doing fucking nothing but dropping lore bombs and jobbing didn't look good

>>533679883
No, HertaCHUDS will watch her waffle around until she calls Ruan Mei and Stephen Lloyd to carry her again

>>533679065
When with CHADlus will save the waifu himself with his own hands instead of being carried.

>>533680239
yeah

>>533679773
one struggle

>>533677330
I kinda feel bad for Dan now

>>533680239
FVARK

>>533679883
I don't get why they even bothered with Herta on this shithole "planet".
She and Screwlum are the only ones progressing the actual plot but they get 3 seconds of screentime while Whinenon, basically a filler character thats just a simulation, hogs 90% of the screentime.
Amphoreus is 2.1 again but constantly.

>>533678032
Stelle is such a WHORE

>>533679883
being a ponkotsu stacy has a gap moe charm

>>533680239
>Phainon gets corrupted by Irontomb and fights us again
JUST

>>533679773
Mmmh other guy has a loli and no guys, how can Caelus compete?

>>533680379
THE STRONGEST

>>533676917
That whore is going for a kiss

>>533680395
like i said before, the writers really wanted the chrysos heirs to be the be all and end all of amphoreus. which is why anyone who isn't an amphroreus character has to be sidelined

>>533680329
He's literally punching Irontomb

>>533680146
Who was she supposed to share it with exactly?

Dark March is the type of girl to keep riding you even after you cum

>>533680516
>having no male friends is a good thing actually
uh-huh

what characters are the japanese talking about lol

>>533680194
Welt's back didn't work well that day

>>533680242
https://ecs.toranoana.jp/joshi/ec/app/catalog/list?coupling_facet=ファイノン×モーディス

>>533680239
>Phainon Deliverance is the final boss
K I N O
I
N
O

ganbare heruta

Master love game

>>533680516
lolis are just as bad as males

>>533680659
nanoka and dan

>>533680659
Noka = Nanoka = March
Tanko = Dan heng
It's not really that hard to figure out

so who the fuck is elysia and why should i care about her

>>533679883
She will show up towards the end of the patch for 5 minutes of exposition and fuck off, again

How does this image make you feel?

Dan chose this life, I’m not going to stop fawning over our floaty guest just because Screwllum’s “plan” demanded a thousand years of ronery sitting

I finally got a character question during the satisfaction survey.
Welt - like
Feixiao - neutral
Phainon - dislike greatly
March 7th - like greatly
Moze - like

>>533680849
Cute and canon

>>533680849
Feels like cute and canon

>>533680849
Thank god I'm a straight white male and not attracted to shit like this

>>533680849
ugly knife ear
disgusting.
ptew ptew

>>533680570
not the first time it happened

>>533680859
swanpits

>>533680913
>Moze - like
What do you even like

This filler patch fucking sucks can we skip to 3.6 already

>>533680607
Maybe they shouldn't have written the chrysos heirs to be literal nothings then, they don't matter in the slightest.

>>533680610
>believing the shit in the trailer will actually happen 1:1
just like how himeko welt, sunday march and blackswan were with the TB on amphoreus, in nameless faces

>>533680239
I think that's an AT field, anon. We're getting Eva collab next. It will be even worse than fate one.

I did this with my wife, so this can only be platonic. The hearts at the end make that obvious.

>>533680859
Shaoji here
The Astral express will run a train on Black Swan after all of this and then they'll toss her into Amphoreus so the people there can run a train on her

>>533679841
Mom always wins

>>533680849
do they get turns on getting pregnant or all at once?

>>533680659
March is nanoka and Daniel Is Tampo I call them Nanooka and Tampon sometimes

why is no one talking about the characters you actually get to roll in the next patch?

>>533681053
He's silent and I like the assassin look and gameplay.

>>533680659
ENfag spotted

>>533680849
One of them isn’t real, one of them is on her deathbed, and one of them is VERY cute until she opens her annoying mouth so honestly slightly disappointed

>>533681315
>DoT brick
>brick brick

>>533681315
Nobody is pulling for DoTbricks and Phainon slaves bro

>>533680849
As a non-muslim I find this disgusting and a terrible affront to the sanctity of matrimony

>>533680659
Troka Noka...

>>533681315
they revealed cyrene's true form and march 7 went emo

>>533680769
No, they are peak

>>533681334
b-b-but when they talk about March in-game they say Mitsuki...

>>533681124
Kek, they always do that even back in 1.0

>>533681214
swan the express stress reliever

The only time I agree with twittertroons
Shaoji is a fucking hack who keeps repeating the same story over and over again just to shill his waifu
He is the one who made us sit through Amphoreus
He should be fired

>>533681315
Hysilens is for a dead playstyle comprised of only the worst bodytype.
Cerydra does nothing unless you play worms.
It's the floppiest of flops.

>>533681315
Because unfortunately no one cares

>>533681306
Mitsuki Nanook-a...

>>533681315
Because there’s negative hype for Hysilens and Cerydra

>>533681505
>Worst body type
You have AIDS

>>533681058
>leakers said the plot would kick in with 3.5
>it's another fucking low effort filler patch
Can 3.6 and 3.7 even redeem this

>>533679482
Such a cute ship!!!

>They had to specify in the stream that this time Herta and Screwlum will actually do something
Predict her contribution

>Herta will try to 1v1 Super Lygus, job and cry to Screwlum for help
>Herta will carry the Trailblazer and singlehandely defeat Lygus
>Herta will moderately contribute
>Herta will do nothing

Be honest. Are you pulling?

>>533681462
the full name is Mitsuki Nanoka, sometimes you'll see TB calling her Nano in the jp dub

>>533680658
Yes

>>533681484
so arbitrary lol just because he stepped in Yuri toes for once

What emboldened Shaoji to make an entire patch cycle about reheated Honkai slop?

>>533678186
Trvke

>>533679482
This was our best meltdown.

>>533681581
As long as there's enough hype moments and aura to go around

>>533681632
I have zero remembrance characters so sadly no

>believing every scene in the trailer will appear in the actual story
/hsrg/ is falling for it again...

>>533681616
Herta will be on the sidelines cheering for us like a good little cuck and /watch/ us do everything

>>533679503
HIGH AS FVARK

>>533681664
Waifufagging since forever.

>>533681505
>worst bodytype
You mean maid? Cause she is maid. And that's like half of the female cast

How can zzz keep getting Kino events when hsr just gets the same slop?

>>533681742
None of the scenes from these kind of pvs appear on the story

>>533681632
I have zero remembrance characters so yes

>>533681616
Herta needs preptime
she'll be in full detective mode next patch in preparation for the final showdown with Irontomb

Uhhhhhh...... why does she have a ring on?

>>533681742
so, giant march wont eat m-amphoreos
what a cop out

>>533681742
>>533681463
kafka in belobogs museum...
the SH walking in belobog...

That 3.6 beta better have buffed destruction TB

>>533681632
i already have Castorice so no point in rolling another remembrance dps. Plus cyrene is on the next patch and she's the last 3.X character i'm planning to get since i'm trying to save funds for 4.1 onwards

>>533681315
Who?

>>533681616
>make Herta have basically no screen time and sit on the sidelines
>this is after Acheron hard carries TB in Penacony
Did someone piss on Shaoji's coffee or what

>>533681484
My only complaint is that 3.0 to 3.4 were poorly handled and did not handle building TB up to be the hero properly, since you also didn't connect with anyone other than Castorice. To me, Castorice is the only ok patch since you connected with her narratively. You both saved each other. TB saved Castorice by being the first person she could save and gave her to determination to face her destiny, and Castorice used that determination to save him.

>>533681616
She does fucking nothing.
They baited me with Herta enough on this shitshow already, it's just going to be the useless simulations that steal the screentime again, just like every other amphoreus patch.
They should've left Herta out of this.

>>533681530
Sometimes TB calls them both Tanfu to Nano when saying Dan and March something like that It's cute

i hate this game more and more gameplaywise
i want to nuke china

>>533681616
Crashing this train
With no subibors

>>533681315
Cause they were barely shown in their own trailer. The main focus were Nanoka and Cyrene. And everything else beside the trailer was known and discussed already

>>533681756
KINO

>>533682002
Castorice's patch is unironically the worst one lmaooo

>>533681987
>Erudition is the key to breaking the Amphoreus cycle
A-anytime now....

DOMAIN EXPANSION - AEDES ELYSIAE

did nasu demand the giant nanooka vore be added?

>>533681616
I can't take her seriously anymore after she jobbed to a fucking a firewall and Screllum had to tell her lmao

this nigga is about to be stabbed by the Hi3 fans in CN ain't he?

>>533681908
and in the pinkness, bind them

>>533681987
amphoreus writers hate HSR characters and only want amphoreus characters to shine

>>533682002
this but cipher

I still hate Amphoreus but... So fucking PEAK

>>533682289
yeah, all 3 of em

>dan3 is atk scaling preservation
aaiieeeee did they not learn their lesson with Luocha?
post the webms NOW

Where's the Screwllum x Lygus Yaoi

>>533682289
Why would they stab him? He did exactly what they want

>>533682002
Like it would have mattered, you're in a simulated world, dieing in there obviously isn't lethal, otherwise TB would actually be dead.
Amphoreus is just a VR game, but the only other players are Lygus,Dan and soon March, the rest are all NPC's.

>>533680659
My heroes Mitsuki Nanoka and Tankō

>>533682152
No, it is the best one because it is the only one where TB connects with a Cyrsos Heir. This is the hard TRUTH. You don't narratively connect with Agalea, Phainon (until 3.5), Cipher, Tribbie, Anaxia, Mydei, etc. You do connect and become involved with Castorice, which is why her patch was the best because it made me give a damn.