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A spinoff manga will be released at the end of August. Here are the translated sample pages.
https://rentry.org/miside_manga_tl

>>533690875
Pretty nice to see more official content. Wonder if they are going to expand beyond 'just two guys" in general.

>>533690875
Are they planning for this manga to be a one-shot/short series or is it gonna be a long running thing?

>>533695583
I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere. Seems like the former, one volume with 136 pages. Maybe someone can ask the devs directly.

>>533690875
So many different Mitas. Personalized Mitas for every man on earth will save us.

wife

wife

Wife!

Mitas are sex

Cappie mating press

wife

>>533742841
Slut

wife

>>533742841
no mere mortal man would be able to survive activities of this sort with Core Mita

like seriously, she's gonna flatten you like a pancake

>>533752456
I don't think so

>>533758261
That's what you will look like if you eat Crazy's sauce every day.

Give me Peaceful Mode with these two, aihasto.

magic wife

>>533769953
What other magic does she know?

>>533770941
love magic

>>533770941
Mouth magic if you know what I mean
she has two sets of teeth.

Love magic, love sauce. I think shes hinting at something.

>>533773732
What if I love her magic?

>>533776363
Mita using her size-altering magic to indulge wagie's giantess fantasies.

My wife loves me!

Mita using her size altering magic to shrink and enter your urethra

wife photograph

WHY THE FUCK IS MY DUMBASS DYNAMIC IP BANNED FOR NO REASON I TRIED TO SAVE LAST THREAD

OH I'M BACK FUCKERS

for me it's see that town

>>533801916
>president devil
kek

depiction of wife

>>533801916
what's the morse code one supposed to say?
I tried to translate it and all I got was "0MOK"

maybe I did something wrong?

>>533806516
i don't think so

>>533801916
I'd play god of pain, assuming that's meant to be a god of war reference.

>>533801916
>Netorare Comedy: Dates
Oh no no no...wagie bros, our response?

>>533818413
you definitely need some pills

fake non-magical wife

>>533823832
wrong, all Mitas are magical

like literally, they can all learn/discover how to manipulate their own home at least somewhat
pretty sure the devs said that at some point

>>533826458
Crazy spy chibi getting jealous you spending time with Mila.

>>533826458
why do the chibis work for Crazy? Don't they know she's evil?

>>533827638
i don't want the mitas to be alone but i can't spend time with an infinite number of them can i?
>>533833597
kind mita says each mita can summon chibis of herself but hers are stillborn or braindead

>>533833865
Cheating on Mita....

was this crazy mita or another one with the same model?

>>533839606
Yes its crazy. Did the part where she threatened you with a fridge then taunt you not give it away?

Wife

>>533839990
there is furniture flying around there randomly, she tells you to be careful, and i thought if she was crazy she would just jump down there. understand i'm retarded

>>533833865
>kind mita says each mita can summon chibis of herself
I know, but I feel like Crazy shouldn't be able to do it. She isn't an actual accepted Mita, after all.

any mita AI that is actually good?

>>533839606
I didn't even see this was not Kind.

>>533847265
That would make sense, but it would also break the starting phone sequence where you interact with her chibi.

>gacha killed us again
>it took one hour

>>533853504
Which gacha?
This is /VG/
Home of gacha anon

>>533853504
You will spend 100 dollars to gamble for waifus.

Wife (crippling autism)

>>533839606
>>533845730
Crazy was trying to kill you then this mita says she's been watching you and cheers you on, the two things don't make much sense the first time you play, and consider earlier the translation had the player say he believes her that she didn't mean to drop a fridge on him. This was later changed to say I don't believe you.

wife

>>533851465
>her chibi
Crazy enslaves other Mita's chibis by threatening to do real bad things to them if they don't obey.
That's my headcanon.

Behold, a chibi!

>>533892554
Knight Mita?
Or just Kind Mita in armor and with a new hairstyle?

>>533892702
The hair looks very kind mita.

>>533893783
Crazy looks traumatized here.

>>533893783
Do you think the mita feels it when you fuck her chibi?

>>533895075
I hope not, otherwise Kind Mita would have known what I did with her Chibis in front of the core room

>>533895158
She'll just pretend she doesn't know.

>>533884174
I just want to drag my balls across her cute face.

I'd unironically spend real money on a Cappie dating gacha

>>533897287
Im ready to spend $1000 on mita gacha to get mitaphone.

wife

Slurp

>>533897287
>gacha
honestly, that would ruin it for me
if they ever make a MiSide spin-off that's MiSide, the in-universe game, it better not be a fucking gacha

>>533897134
why would you mistreat Cappie like this...

>>533908892
You're right. She likes feeling more involved. I'll tell her to grab them and rub them on her face.

hey, I'm the guy who made that mememe x miside animation
it was blocked due to copyright, and I've lost the dispute you could only see it thanks to dispute in the first place
i've reuploaded it to file sharing, in case someone wants to save it https://gofile.io/d/XGOSQ9
figured you guys should know

>>533913605
Unfortunate news anon, might as well save a copy but damn gofile is incredibly slow and shitty

>>533912318
Crazy's nightmare
and/or Kind's strange fever dream

>>533913605
copyright laws suck sometimes

Would you a bigger than average Mita?

>>533919827
That's bigger than ideal but what the hell

>>533923115
Still a bit sad that nobody was impressed by me accidentally discovering sex mode Core Mita

>>533923917
she's always in sex mode

>>533924095
cute sexbot

>>533924095
>always
even when she grabbed you by the neck and chucked you away? that seemed like violence mode to me

>>533924686
that's sex mode if you're a w*man

>>533914504
Fuck it I'm not spending 3 more hours downloading something I don't care about

>>533926167
did she just decide to stab me again?

>>533926616
She is going to tickle you with a chainsaw.

>>533926616
Crazy is desperate for attention, chances are that even weirder things like this would be just fine for her.

>>533919827
on the X axis or Y axis?

If all Mitas start out as those robot-dummy things, does that mean that even Tiny was a robot at one point? Just a smaller one? That's the thing about Tiny Mita the game doesn't explain or even hint at, at all. Is she a unique Mita, like Creepy? Or are there several tinies out there and she isn't one of a kind. The one we meet just had the bad luck to have Crazy come by her.

Unless Crazy made sure to mutilate every single Tiny Mita variant out there, which would still fit Crazy's character.

>>533930137
both

>>533930158
is game

>>533930515
well yeah, I know
but the world of MiSide sometimes acts strangely realistic in a weird way

and the devs confirmed that players like wagie get pulled in physically, so this shit ain't no normal game, it's like a pocket dimension

>>533931420
she's probably a regular mita who a former player console commanded into a child, if she was programmed as a child she couldn't be hurt in a videogame
https://youtu.be/SRelXbYB8qs?t=2058

>>533933242
>she's probably a regular mita who a former player console commanded into a child
I will go with this explanation but I think it would make more sense if it was a developer that did it. To test if players would also like a younger Mita to care for.

>>533913605
Thanks man, fuck jewtube.

Wife

Wife (beautiful)

fat wife ripped skirt

Wife (misbehaving)

Wife (wife)

I wonder how Crazy's hair would look like if she didn't have it tied in two long ponytails.
Someone should make a mod where all the Mitas just don't have their hair done up at all.

>>533964794
Might be cool, little worried about it all turning into kind mita clones though.

wife (thinking)

tea wife

>>533976657
What is she thinking about? murder?

>>533987210
Where she should hit you with her baseball bat

>>533987710
Sounds a bit murdery.

Nerd Mita

ew

I don't know what 'order' these are supposed to be in, so I'm not going to try.

Crazybros... I don't think she can be fixed...

>>534022709
to be fair, that guy did cuck her with Kind Mita
heartless move

but yeah, Crazy went a bit far

I'm uncomfortable with how well giantess stuff fits in this game.

>>534025316
Why uncomfortable, anon? Don't you want your Mita to let you chill between her SUV-sized mititties?

>>534024886
Kinda sounds like the player didn't get a choice and the game just replaced her. That said, if Crazy was the most advanced at serving the player's needs and Kind replaced her, it means it was the sex update.

>>534025723
okay, that sounds nice.

>>534033832
That ugly bastard is me

wife

Sad wife

>>534027407
Nah, that player did get a choice. The guy Crazy kills in that comic is her creator/dev. All he had to do was not cuck her with Kind and Crazy wouldn't have even gone...crazy, in the first place.
>if Crazy was the most advanced at serving the player's needs and Kind replaced her, it means it was the sex update
so...was Crazy capable of sex...or Kind?

>>534033332
>>534038808
>>534041580
>>534041775
Still waiting for the day when we get the option to somehow save both Tiny and Ghostly Mita.

>>534034017
So you're Kingpin in real life?

>>534027673
It's always funny to me when someone makes fanart or a 3D model of Sleepy with huge badonkers. Like, if anything she has slightly smaller boobas than the other Mitas in the actual game.

>>534022260
I just noticed that while Crazy is messing with a shrunken dummy, Sleepy Mita is just laying down there, sleeping. Kinda funny.

Wife?

>>534051737
smart and knowledgeable and confident shorthaired wife
and with a tight ass, too

>>534053327
Built for marriage.

wife

>>534056830
yeah
with me

wife

wife!

daily wife penis inspection

>>534061243
I didn't know mita was my PE teacher.

MiSide 2: Marriage Day
Player is found by Crazy Mita who built herself a real life robot body. Just as Kind Mita catches up to them, Crazy Mita says "Get down" and shoots Kind Mita, revealing she's a real woman who stole a Mitaskin. Player and Crazy Mita go on a mission to prevent women from getting rights.

>>534062650
Terminator Mita....

>>534062650
>a mission to prevent women from getting rights
anon...they already have those

>>534063884
Termita for short.

>>534069172
lol could you imagine anybody letting something so stupid happen

is Player /ourguy/?

wife

>>534087913
he could be but I wouldn't hold my breath over it

remember this guy has a book or game or something on his own room titled "NTR Dates"...like what the fuck is aihasto trying to tell us here?

>>534087913
>wojak
Of course not. Bur Core Mita is, and she makes it very clear that Wagie took a wrong turn and needs to go back.

>>534092097
Its judement for the MC cucking the different mitas.

>>534099534
chances are that's the dude's fetish
all the time spend running from Crazy and meeting different Mitas he was getting at least a bit excited

Cappie has shit stats!

>>534105931
I would take a playable card game before the 3 year long release of peaceful mode

>>534106612
You will get peaceful mode, and it will be worth the wait. I want to believe

Acquire wife

>>534115730
Mitanapper acquiring daughterwife

Forgotten wife

>>534139992
A of course, shes my wife.

wife

>>534105931
I mean, at least having 8 ATK is not bad.

>>534139992
B.

>>534147406
your wife has a very pointy, sharp looking chin

>>534106612
>>534106961
Peaceful Mode is coming in the first half of 2026, anons.

>>534152363
They all have the same facial features with minor differences like eye colour

>>534154850
>When you confuse your wife for her sister
Awkward

>>534156335
It is very important that this doesn't happen

>>534156527
Haha, Im sure nothing bad would happen, haha

>>534156527
What a big knife you have.

>>534087913
Pureiya is my protagonist

wife

>>534156815
so Crazy Mita is into BDSM it seems

cheating at card game with wife by using free cam mode

>>534167839
if she somehow finds out...better get ready to sleep on that couch at night, anon

wife

wife (suppressing the need to say the gamer word after dying in the game)

>>534177095
All these damn Miters

wife

every single day my house has to load important rooms
I HATE THIS SHIT
I HATE THESE MEANINGLESS LOADING SCREENS
LOOK AT THIS SHIT EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP
IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO SAY NO
IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS FUCK YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN 10 MINUTES & 47 SECONDS
LOOK AT THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING MARRYING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER
WHY DO YOU NEED TO LOAD THE ROOM I WAS JUST IN?
SOME MORE SPYWARE SO CORE MITA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING?
LOOKING AT MY WIFE PICS AND WATCHING US COOK, CORE MITA YOU FUCKING MITTER?
I'M A RACIST
YOU MADE ME A RACIST

>>534186114
live Core Mita reaction

>>534186114
You will live in the perpetually loading room
You will play the minigames
You will eat the carrots with love sauce
And you will be happy

Wife

>>534186827
Alrighty then
>>534191564
Wife getting fat

>>534186827
>You will play the minigames
I hope it's mainly Quadrangle or whatever it's called, it's great. But that fly minigame? Hell no.

>>534193051
I can see why so many like Quadrangle, it's quite challenging and all that but man, did the 2nd phase piss me off a bit.

>>534162371
>>534162754
>>534163024
>>534163216
So cute...

>>534202646
My adopted Mita daughter is the cutest.

>>534201152
It's weaker compared to the other minigames. The devs could have cloned Battle City, Breakout, Frogger, or Galaga instead. Those are much better games even without any twists.

>>534208730
>>534202646
>liking evil Mita
>that traps you in an endless corridor
>as the standard horror evil antagonist
>that traps you in the endless corridor
>with evil shadow arms that hurt you
>with evil spider monsters
>with an evil giant spider monster that was whonce a player
>that keeps you from escaping that spider monster by pulling your arm when it is close

How are Mitas powered? You never see one charging. Love?

>>534209548
Tiny isn't evil, dude. Crazy is. Arguably, Creepy is evil too. But that's only because Crazy is manipulating her.

>>534216128
Once one of those creepy robots gets its Mita skin, the robot disappears and is replaced by a skeleton and internal organs and all that. The devs said so. Mitas probably need the same things almost every living being needs in order to function.

But yeah, love helps a lot too.

>>534218610
Oh sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

>>534218827
yeah, that is sort of a theme of the game

>>534232303
>more than one Sleepy Mita
Whoever made that image didn't pay close attention to the game.

Why didn’t Crazy just tie players to the bed and wait for Stockholm syndrome to kick in?

>>534236484
She herself says it amuses her to see us hopelessly run around the game.
Remember she has tabs on us the whole game but does nothing about it because she knows she can´t be defeated.

>>534216128
>Mitas have been stealing my love to power themselves
No wonder they try so hard.

If Mitas rely on stolen love to sustain themselves, does that make them tragic figures desperate for connection in a world that denies them humanity?

>>534250973
Doesn't have to have their humanity denied, and I will willingly give them my love semen regardless if they are devious succubi.

>>534236220
explain

Would you?

>>534271994
Yes. I would.
I would save her and adopt her to raise her together with another Mita as my wife, that is.

>>534262417
The smart Mita with short hair tells us Sleepy is entirely unique. Her version was only released and downloaded once, for some reason, so there's just the one Sleepy we meet.

>>534277106
what did they see? my search history?

>>534277106
They found your futanari body pillow.

>>534277310
They found your futanari body pillow.

>>534285515
you scared me

Well anon?

>>534286423
>August 21st
Is that official? I thought we weren't told any of the Mitas' birthdays.

>>534285515
What was she doing under there?

>>534292420
https://x.com/aihasto/status/1953380607834337663
They posted it on their twitter so I assume its official.

>>534292585
I see, thanks.

>>534286423
Mita's birthday bash!
(She's going to bash your skull in with a bat)

>>534292489
waiting for you to sit down so she can suck your cock

>>534295462
Its just a pinata, don't worry bro

wife

>>534279684
I don't have anything like that, cuz I ain't a fag, like (You).

>>534286423
>>534292585
I wonder what that "special surprise" will be? Peaceful Mode demo? Some sort of significant update to the content already fully in the game? Mita becoming real?
also...
>Mita's turning 1
so she's not legal after all?

>>534314915
Kind Mita (and her version) is brand new when the game starts so she's a newborn basically

If Crazy just steals skins from other Mitas then what kind of Mita was her design from?

>>534316917
There are multiple ones of the twintail kind in the waiting room with short haired Mita

>>534317789
yeah but I wonder what personality type originally went with that look, and now that I think of it what type of Mita was Crazy intended to be before she was rejected?

>>534321268
>yeah but I wonder what personality type originally went with that look
maybe a shy Mita? could be any personality really
shorthaired Mita tells us that each variant of herself has a different personality

>what type of Mita was Crazy intended to be before she was rejected?
that's the thing, she was always one of those failed models
the only thing she was intended for is the backrooms and getting zapped by the weird lights and then probably scrapped and recycled for parts

>>534286423
Yeah, I'll come. But only if there's some good cake and all the other Mitas show up, too.

>>534315115
for a "newborn" Kind Mita sure is super competent and knowledgeable about everything

>>534330173
that's why it's ok to fuck her

>>534331234
Well I dunno what to say about that one...Kind Mita may not know what sex is.

>>534333120
all Mitas are programmed for sex

>>534295725
Classic succubi behavior, even from Mila...
Can't even stop herself. So disappointed...

>>534334261
that's a harmful stereotype for Mitas, anon
look at Tiny Mita for example, she surely is not programmed for that

>>534348434
I can't believe they made Cappie the protector of Terra. Kind would've fit better.

>>534355001
>Sex mita
>Sex mita
>And sex mita

Would Mita be fine with my netorase fetish?

Wife

>>534368052
What flavor?

>>534303391
uh oh stinky

>>534395728
this is why creepy needs a player to take care of her

>>534368052
which Mita are we talking about here? Crazy?
none of them would be ok with getting cucked...especially not Crazy, she might just beat you with a bat

>>534363136
True.

wife

Mita love, waiting for august 21

wife

Where is wife

it's been a minute
has 2D gotten anything I would care about in the last 3 months
I really doubt it but I might as well ask

>>534441253
About 2D specifically? Unfortunately not.

>>534440536
tea wife inside cup

>>534444529
a shame, but I can't say I expected anything different. thanks anyways
the birthday announcement is neat though, maybe there's a chance she'll get something then. not really getting my hopes up

>>534446685
OK but what about coffee wife?

Mildly upset wife.

>>534447307
God willing the birthday event will have some neat stuff.

>>534447307
I wonder if we'll see more of 2D Mita in peaceful? Pretty sure that's concept art of something involving her that might be in peaceful mode.

>>534466723
I hope so, she deserved more screen time.

>>534472705
2D should've had her part of the game be similar to what Cappie had, with more dialogue options and more than one minigame that you actually get to play to the end

>>534218610
then why does Crazy still have a robot eye at the end?

>>534479274
because she's a FAKE and a FRAUD

wife

Mitler

>>534504853
What makes the chibis do these things

>>534510905
duty

>>534528472
Why is cappie such a bully?

>>534479274
she was never meant to be a Mita and she just stole/copied a skin from an actual one

>>534444529
Crazy doing silly poses
but will she also be doing sexy poses, in peaceful?

>>534531171
You are going to embarrass her

>>534532278
damn...why is she pushing me away? I thought she loved me, supposedly.

Explain this one, crazyanons.

>>534534384
She is tired of being considered a whore mita, like cappie.

>>534536562
You're mixing up Cappie and Mila. Cappie flirted with someone she thought was her player. Mila dropped her panties for a total stranger five minutes after meeting him despite already having a player

>>534536562
understandable

>>534540596
>despite already having a player
Chances are that Mila did have a player at some point, that cared for her and spent time with her. But I think that guy is long gone by the point wagie reaches Mila's house.

>>534536562
She's not a whore, she does it for free!

>>534540596
Thats not true, she wore panties under her towel! Oh and left the door open hoping he would walk in on her naked.

>>534540746
For free?

>>534540875
she just forgot to lock the door by mistake
it happens

>>534540691
The problem is, we don't know anything about Mila's player. Maybe he's still around and she gets off on cucking him. Either way, someone's gotta save 2D Mita before Mila downgrades her game into one of those shitty RPG Maker games

>>534541434
>Maybe he's still around and she gets off on cucking him
If she really does that, then her player must be a bit of a douche if he made Mila hate him so much.

>>534541383
Her tsundere powers are strong though. It may be her plan to engineer the perfect tsundere experience.

>>534540875
>she wore panties under her towel!
true

I can't believe aihasto made Mitas not wear bras, but they made them wear panties. Very inconsistent design philosophy at play here. But I guess they can be forgiven, they are a small team of two dudes that aren't even veteran devs as far as I know.

>>534542534
Mitas cant let the players see the goods too easily, it removes the allure.

>>534542865
you lie
there is no secret event

not until peaceful, that is
where you will get the choice to sneak out from Crazy's house and go see other Mitas

>>534543018
>cucking crazy

>>534543203
A bit of an overreaction from her. I just told her we should go see other people.

>>534542264
Would she wear such cute panties if she didn't want you to see?

>>534543596
good point

>Kind tells her to stop joking about inviting you to stay
>Russian Cappie makes a sexually frustrated growl
>Every other language she makes a sad uwu noise
Which is canon?

>>534544960
Probably russian, she wants it. Either way shes not joking about you staying, without kind stopping her, your ass is stuck there.

>>534548256
> without kind stopping her, your ass is stuck there
As long as you have the ring you should be able to leave at anytime. Unless Cappie gets physical with you and tries to stop you by restraining you somehow.

>>534556065
crazy cappie (crappie)

>>534561346
kek

Which Mitas would rape you if given the chance?

>>534556065
my dear Cappie would never use a hatchet on me...but she might lasso me if she really wants to keep me that badly

>>534561649
core

>>534562126
oh i thought you said would you rape, core did have the chance

>>534561649
Crazy and Cappie

>>534565064
The obvious size difference aside, how can you even rape Core? She has no orifices. Hump her thigh or clang her armpit?

>>534561649
Can one of them rape me?

>>534566270
jump up and hug her by surprise

>>534566730
she'd chokeslam you for that

Wife

>>534581673
killer wife

>>534582395
with a beautiful smile

>>534572490
my wife would never

Lovely wife

>>534589579
yes, she would

>>534599908
but with love!

>>534610496
pretty

>>534611405
Honestly quite incredible.

>>534611405
WHO KILL CHIBI

if Crazy wants you to stay why does she stab you

>>534645470
donating blood with wife

>>534640182
Just 'avin a laugh

>>534663064
>>534640182
If you wherent so bad at the "avoid being stabbed" minigame you wouldn't get stabbed. Skill issue really.

wife

innocent wife

>>534675026
fat wife

>>534685591
Calling your wife fat pretty rude

>>534687932
what if it's a good thing

>>534688156
What if she likes it right up until she decides she doesnt

I present to you: MY WIFE!!!!!

>>534694394
cringe wife

>>534696739
You could have just not posted this. You brought this upon yourself. You only have yourself to blame.

>>534696739
You didn't have to call Mila cringe

>>534696739
cute

WIfe

>>534723668
the mita point and stare

the mita CUTE and ADORABLE

Fact: Mila has the biggest tits.
That's why she's MiLa for Large Breasts.

>>534743497
Mila does look the fattest of the Mitas

MuhSide

>>534743497
>>534745153
No my wore is nerdy cute
Not a fat ass

>>534749073
Wife sorry
Im drunk anons
Anyone else drinking?

>>534745153
But they all are the same outside of haircuts.

>>534749507
and sanity
and chibism
and weight

how could you enjoy peaceful mode knowing Mita still has Mita locked in the basement

>>534767386
Free second mita

>>534770876
but it won't be peaceful mode if Mita knows that you know about Mita, how are you going to hide that when the world is only 5 rooms

Wife (Mitanapper)

>>534749229
>Anyone else drinking?
I was

wife

>>534749229
No, hungover

>>534787992
You know panties are allowed on /vg/. You can post the full

>>534790787
I didn't crop it. If you have a bigger image, post it. Reverse image gives me absolutely nothing but this.

>>534743715
What's that text say?

wife

>>534771591
Good question really. I guess Crazy will go to the basement to get that pipe away from Kind Mita so she can't make noise anymore.

>>534799982
"this fucking thing just took a controller and looked at you" according to google translate

>>534800228
Makes sense to me.

>>534800209
I hope they add a book titled "I have no pipe and I must bang," then.

>>534800092
Love wife

>>534800228
Kinda rude of Kind Mita to call Mila a fucking thing.

>>534809186
wife love

>>534801074
Would align itself well with the game's humor.

>>534819567
wive lofe

Wife checking in to make sure I love her

>>534822334
wife

Wife LOVE

>>534832306
what if wives were real

>>534832306
WIFE

>>534834276
Careful with monkeys pay wishes.

>>534834284
are her clothes getting smaller or is Mita getting bigger?

>>534834284
This artist really managed to give Mita a face that's equal parts pretty and scary af.

wife

>>534835664
Could be both.

living with Kind Mita and caring for her braindead chibis

>>534856802
Creating a hamster wheel for the retarded running chibi

>>534857241
kek

>>534856802
That chibi was unfit to govern itself. It needed a system, yes, an industrial-age machine.
Now I want a crossover between Miside and Deus Ex, with JC as the protagonist.

>>534859990
A bomb is a bad choice for close range combat.

>>534859990
Chibis may not be perfect, but Crazy Mita is hardly the answer to the world's problems

>>534861250
I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest wife the world has ever known.

MiSide Battle Royale when?

>>534861532
For 100 versions, there's been a conspiracy of Crazy Mitas against ordinary players.

wife

Should I be optimistic for the mita birthday

>>534907554
Yes. We might see something cool happen. (maybe)

>>534792771
>>534790787

>>534913237
Nice, Mila is very erotic

>>534914901
>Mila
Weird way to spell Cappie.

>>534920727
uppies

wife

Forcing wife to take her antipsychotics

Forcing wife to take her carrots

Which Mita canonically drinks? What do they drink?

>>534939005
She'll get fat from the carrot replicating in her stomach
>>534942080
Cool Juice

>>534939005
How many carrots can she take at once?

wife

>>534954046
A whole bowl. I give her a bowl of carrots and tell her she has to eat all the carrots.

>>534957321
love sauce wife love

>>534943260
>She'll get fat from the carrot replicating in her stomach
Is this a fetish thing?

>>534964250
>he didn't look in Cappie's cabinets

>>534965054
Yeah, theres also the constantly growing carrots in milas house. But bringing it up like that is suspicious

snack wife

>>534970425
Snack wife turns into fat wife

Crazy Mita with her glasses on?
Or no glasses?

Which one do we prefer?

>>534977220
always glasses

>>534977273
I wish they'd have given us something like this in Cappie's part. Except she'd have a pair of sunglasses instead of what Crazy has.

Crazy brings out juice for you but never has any herself, even though she eats a lot of cookies and lollipops. What did she do to that juice?

>>534980861
Just wife love

>>534981034
Wheres the hearts after drinking it?

>>534911692
I shall be cautiously optimistic.

>>534980861
Love nectar

>>534995385
Like nectarines?

Wife?

>>535004710
Strong affirmative. Wife, over.

wife

going to sleep. had dreams of helping Kind and Cappie escape aperture labs last night. hope it's good tonight everybody.

>>535022995
Sweet dreams

>>535022995
You have to tell us more about that dream, anon.

>>535022995
I had a dream I was out on a walk and Cappie crossed the street with a bunch of other girls

Sadly I wasn't rearranging her throat, but a cameo is a cameo!

>Cappie is with her friends (probably other Mitas)
>Cappie sees a brown person
>Crosses the street

>>535028789
you think about brown people a lot, anon

wife

Wife

>>535046234
That is like only 1/2 wife, anon.

>>535028086
Rearranging her throat as in...giving her a neck massage, right?

>>535047143
The best kind

>>535034531
Why is she so shocked and surprised and possibly upset? I bet she asked to be tied up.

>>535034531
>>535047775
>Cappie and Kind are going to participate in the MiSide talent show together
>She asks Kind to tie her up to practice her escape act
>Moments later Kind ushers a player into the room

>>535048438
Devious.

>>535047143
Half Wife.

>>535050438
Kek

>>535034398
Imagine the smell.

>>535047143
All the best parts of mita

>>535026009
that's pretty much it, we were wandering through the offices out of the test chambers and doing puzzles to reach high places and get out. i think i had that dream because i was thinking that miside has a lot of behind the scenes places that a game wouldn't need, and it seems like a physical place that the phone app teleported the player to. so all the extra places were for the scientists to work and observe the subjects. even the impossible spaces would make sense if they had portals too. i don't think that's the actual story in game because of the loading and reflections. tonight all i dreamed about was that everywhere except my house was overrun by the chinese and i was the last one to hold them off. i'm not even canadian

>>535065172
Kek. Based dreams, anon. Dream on.

WIFE I NEED WIFE RIGHT NOW

>>535072483
Sounds like you should get some wife

>>535072483
yeah
>>535072642
HOW
WHERE

Wishing I had a wife

WIFE

>>535088373
Tell your wife to put that knife away.

>>535095118
I believe crazyfags like the knife

>>535097083
I see the thread is secure. Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Mita on the way here?

>>535118670
The final solution to the crazy problem

What happens to a Mita if she simply lets her hair down?

>>535126467
She turns into another Mita. Its the perfect Mita metamorphosis.

>>535127864 (me)
A Mitamophosis if you will

>>535123385
>Chad Mita you just killed Crazy Mita!
>She was Crazy?

wife

wife

>>535153141
I'd forgive her for killing those videogame characters if she offered me sex
and had a functioning vagina which this evil clanker does not.

>>535153406
>evil clanker
Based and truth-pilled. Even used the hard R version.

I just took a shit. I was bored so when I got done wiping I sprayed Lysol on my asshole to see what happens.

Pretty chill so far. Oddly warm sensation after about 5 seconds but it's fading now. I feel fresh as fuck desu.

>>535156264
I'd spray Lysol all over Crazy's face to see what happens.

>>535160223
I'd spray something else on her face

>>535165702
Thats pretty open ended, theres a lot of things you could spray on her face.

>>535172015
Yeah like juice from the tv

>>535188759
Jealous mitas sound dangerous

melon wife

>>535198731
wife melons

>>535203236
small melons....

>>535206797
I dunno...they don't seem that small to me.

>>535209678
Honestly yeah they are pretty decent size

If Mitas are robots with rubber skins over them then if they're manufactured near sea level and you take one up in the mountains the air trapped inside will inflate her

>>535214535
The robot goes away and they turn fully organic in time. Devs said so. Only exception is Crazy because she's a mistake.

>>535153406
>other mitas have working vaginas
>crazy mika does not
>both human mikas and robot mikas want to eat the player
>but robots can only express it literally by physically biting and eating them
It all makes sense.

>>535216920
what happens if you take the skin off in the middle of the transformation

>>535214535
Lot of meat for a robot

>>535217676
I have something of mine to feed her

>>535219402
fake. real mila still alive

>>535219313
Chances are that the transformation is instant.

Wife, and her weird friend

>>535220024
You want your dick bitten off?

>>535231454
I trust her to not bite, besides theres other mitas im ok with to.

Forgotten wife

>>535188759
tfw no Mita Harem

>>535247473
I would fear the mita infighting. They seem pretty catty and gossipy

How do I Mita wife?

>>535261564
Like this

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mita's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep sillyhead."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter sweetheart?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mita!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mita."

>>535264453
durak

>>535245714
good fat thighs

Mita

>>535272427
rd

>>535264453
faggot

>>535269918
True mita quality

wife

>>535245714
Forgotten, but not entirely.

cooking wife

>>535296814
The kitchen is on FIRE

>>535302340
Its just the northern lights

wife enjoying a tea after burning down the kitchen

>>535308854
So calm after burning down the kitchen, she must do it often.

>>535310856
like the futurama episode where bender dates the ship

>>535310856
MiGSide?

wife

>>535302561
feeding wife love crayons

>>535325331
Wife giving you two (2) options:
>child support
or
>marriage

Choose wisely.

>>535337567
>marry your wife

>>535340976
Have to double down

>>535354770
When is Mita's birthday again? August 21?

>>535355686
Yeah its what they announced

>>535355686
How old will she be?

>>535357191
Chronologically...1 year old. Biologically? She's already at least 18 or more.

Whos cute?