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KNEE IS OUT
KNEE IS OUT
KNEE IS OUT
>bryan does dash up f3
>this is completely riskless to do because it's a homing 0 on block CH launcher
>finally one CHs
>HOLY SHIT SUCH A FUCKING CEREBRAL CHARACTER HOW DOES HE DO IT THIS IS TRVE TEKKEN
knee getting shit on by one of arslan's goons
Bro if knee also loses to this its the best evo ever
Arslan is tilted from the steroids scandal and subsequent aura deforestation, mans finished
knee was right bryan is weak as fuck. claudio is broken in comparison
>that breaks that's so crazyyyyy woooOOoowowoowwwwww
no words. this is tekken 8 commentary.
>WOOOOOOOOOOW its so interesting that heat smash floor breaks.
Get this bitch of the mic
I didn't vote Trump for this.
God, not even being racist or misogynist but this woman has got to go. I haven't heard her say anything remotely knowledgeable or interesting.
>anna
>alisa
>claudio
gormless region only bilal is a real nigga
ARSLAN
#6 WIN
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>533713960But bro if her co comm says something she repeats it so she really really knows whatโs happening. She also knows alisa move names bro so much knowledge dude HYPE!!!!
knee drowned in pools
is this your tekken god? lmao
ARSLAN WILL WIN ANOTHER EVO
KNEE WILL WATCH HIM WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
reminder knee only won evo japan because pakis got their visas parried. he's washed up and gay and chinese
Bro how is this commentary acceptable for this prestigious of an event?
should have picked one of the williams sisters, lil kneega
it's season 2 what do you expect, competitive tournaments?
fuck off back to gookland you washed up snake
Sad Knee couldn't use his secret tech, visa denial on the Pakis to win Evo.
start gg more like shart peepee
claudio is peak retardation you cant move or sidestep just guess string complete vs not complete challenge vs not challenge mid low
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what the fuck went wrong, kneegros (you can also say kneebros if you're not allowed to say the n-word)
All Rip had to do was not to break the damn toy. Now we are stuck with miss affirmative action.
Knee tom brady'd himself. You get one victory after 40, just one.
Korea...what happened?
Knee needs to lay against pakis more because every big tourney I find him just getting blown out by one. It's a poison made for him.
maybe the toy shouldn't have been so shittily built, ever think about not spending bamco money on shitty toys nobody buys murray?
>>533714254That is literally what ive been saying.
Evo japan was super comfort for him.
No pakis, his timezone and people who could make him sweat dropped all out.
Remember all the THE KING IS BACK thumbnails?
KEKEKEKEK
imagine trying to move in tekken 8
Is KiraKira paki too?
It's tekken 8 ft2, it's gonna be what it's gonna be
>>533714965but phidx told me sidesteps were stronger than ever
Atif is actually 25% white
>>533714745They still didnt ask me to use my art in the game btw
>>533715095thats perhaps even worse than tekken
>>533715193i would say the level of randomness is about the same but hearthstone is honest about it
>>533714965this is so fucking bad, Knee reads it coming BOTH TIMES and steps BOTH TIMES and still gets hit/is forced to block. Fuck murray fuck harada fuck tekken and fuck the nakatsu for making retarded Claudio this fucking broken.
i blame iambic, she brings bad vibes to tournaments, throws players off
someone took a look at Tekken 7 and thought "we need to make the next game more anime"
>>533714965>>533715338That move is stepped to the left, not right. Knee made a mistake.
>>533714965if he knew it was coming he should've ducked and launched it
>>533715060>fat japanese ninja tittieswe keep getting shit like clive and noctis instead
>>533715338he extended his hurtbox
When is the finals from now chat? I wanna know when to watch so I can see the character reveal if there is one
I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH A CUTE COSPLAY GIRL AT EVO AND START A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH HER!!!!!
"If this game is just a casino then why do all the same guys keep winning" bros whats our defense of t8 now???
>>533714965is that shit safe? lmao the absolute state of this game
i slept 6 hours so i cant focus on the game for more than a minute straight before alt tabbing
>>533715875game is obviously shit ,but you not knowing that running move is + exposes you as a giga shitter
>>533715871uhm the same guy that should have won got dropped already
>le mystic genius asian knew it was coming that's why he stepped the running move to the wrong side instead of ducking it
>Anna vs Anna grand finals
>>533716091read his post again.
Jin loves women a lot actually
>>533716091That's my point my hero (TMM) kept saying this isnt a casino game cause the same people always won and he pointed out Knee was playing perfect tekken and now this happened :(
>>533716186i'm retarded and stupid
is Watanabe out? where are my Azukings
Pakis are so annoying man, who gave them internet? Through the whole Fergus offstream match on ohbunnies theyโre begging for show Farzeen saar
Why are Pakis not despised like Indians despite being the exact same biologically?
>>533716515pakis are good at tekken
>>533716515they are despised, it's the uk's #1 boogeyman for everything that goes bad in the country.
that cosplay contest is fucking trash
>>533716515They are. People just can't be as vocal about it because they cry islamophobia and it's a big no-no in 21st century.
so is this it for the kween commentator? surely she wouldn't commentate top 8 tomorrow
Nice now EUtards whined and redirected her away from the Brawlpro Dewglider match
>>533716648now that you mention it, i can't name a single game where indians are exceptionally good at
>>533716706and why should i give a single fuck about you worthless, freedomless, eel-eating britbong pieces of shit?
>>533716878maybe, i do see a lot animosity building up against the pakis in the scene
https://youtu.be/QNdjvExPSdU?si=HXqq-1cWylAwKHcd
God this game looks jank
>>533716958>and why should i give a single fuck about you worthless, freedomless, eel-eating britbong pieces of shit?I'm answering the question, dipshit.
Is arslan ass still in? I don't want to watch him win after Knee got bitched so hard...
Serious question who's worse, iambic or samdding?
>>533716958They are usally pretty good at cheating and scamming people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xIl-EbOjC0
Thats their game
>>533717089>le offendedgo back to your god-forsaken shithole, cuck
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>>533717070why does paul's hair work in this game but not in t8
>>533717192Says the guy who started throwing a tantrum by the mere mention of the word "uk".
SAAR SWITCH TO ARSLAN SAAR REDEEM MATCH
>>533717302Stop replying to him.
i remember when i tried to break into my current work field and having to do the same "fake it til you make it" routine as iambic so i can't really hate her
>>533717245It's not a fuckboy haircut
tekken is missing its sumo character
I cant check because start gg is shitting itself.
Is jdcr still in?
>>533716241>>533716091>>533715871Arslan is still in winners you dumb fucks.
You know
the guy with 5 EVO wins?
>>533717245his whole aesthetic in tekken 4 was a washed up bum so he's disheveled and his long hair is down. in tekken 8 he's some kind of vagrant karen or something
>>533717454that looks really good actually
Oh shit Chikurin on Lili again?
where are the fucking trannies
>>533717440Itโs impossible to โfakeโ what sheโs trying to do though. Unpaid chat moderators and fat twittards have been working overtime for years to delete any criticism and shelter this ogre
>>533714965Knee must have faced a million claudios by now and seen running 2 a million times yet doesn't duck and launch even though he knows it's coming by all the stepping
even the shitters in blue ranks duck running 2 yet knee can't
>>533717728look in your mirror blud
Tournament sets need to be best of 5 or each game should be first to 5 rounds and keep best of 3. T8 is a fraud game and 5 minutes per match is not enough time to figure out your opponents frauding
how can casual audiences take Tekken seriously when there's a panda in a bee costume fighting a guy with a sword
I seriously hope markman dies in a horrible way
>>533717245It's just not the same haircut, they went with a really weird style for it
>>533717572And? That's just 1 person.
Chikurin insists in ruining his own career with terrible picks as Clive.
How about instead we play a tekken game where you're not punished for blocking and backwards movement isn't disabled
knee is literally less than a person in my eyes
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ordered btw
Bruh the EU players are playing so serious against strogg and higem
baby pinya
the admiration
>>533718537do they hate russian players or something
>just chops panda's head
ouch
>>533718737aren't shibas known to hate strangers coming up to pet them? strap their body in something where they can't move (no flight option for fight or flight) and I wonder how he tolerates that
>>533718525stop downplaying kazuya you faggot
more like Arselan Ass lmfao
>>533718772Tetsu physically recoiled when he lost the rock paper scissors against strog
And Fergus and Kwiss are like whispering behind my back begging for tetsu to switch from Lidia to Claudio
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arslan losing to fucking chanel lmao
this is past the point of washed
>>533719008hes not stronger than any of the characters above him nigga
>>533719458jdcr unwashing himself while knee's star fades is exactly what the world needed
With this Arslan is basically fucking knee in the ass
not a single good restreamer
Arslan "why have mains when you can play op" Ash
Mains: Nina
Sides: Anna (who is just nina but red)
>you're knowledge checking me!
why is Chanel allowing Arslan to press buttons just like that
I haven't played in a while but Anna seems really strong
Anna being op is ok because she is DLC
Nina and Anna have guns and bazookas but Asuka is the cancer character because she yells boke and punches people like shes autistic?
i will never main anna btw
I am tired of these fucking hags being top tier
>wins first game by going full gorilla
>proceeds to spend the remaining 2 just holding back and doing pokes
literally ALWAYS happens with everyone playing Arslan in EVO
Channel thought
>Ash swapped and won
>I should swap and WIN
Doesn't understand Anna is OP while Alisa is a flowchart.
CHIPOTLE EXTRA MATCH
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
ABSOLUTE CINEMA POGGERS
fucking Xiaoyu mirrors now
I'm so retarded bros I thought the three day pass included arena access I'm forced to watching outside like a cuck
>>533720247come my hotel and watch wis me on my bed
>>533720247AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you want me to eat at chipotle maybe open a store within 200 miles of me dumbasses
>>533720247Lots of good food on the strip and in west vegas bro go explore
I swear arselan is only ever good at evo vegas and everyone else he's varying degrees of washed. shit is bizarre.
>>533720247KEK
I actually laughed out loud
Buy the officially licensed tekken tshirt and get into your cuckchair
Tekgen meetup at evo let's all kiss
>>533720247how can you not know this after 2 years of the same shit, EVEN if you paid for it you could be left standing with 0 chair for you to sit on depending on the hour
AK beat Brawlpro like a dog
>>533720247What does outside mean? Like public viewing!?
tekgen meet up at casino Chipotle while we watch evo on our phones (with alcohol of course) and pop off when hype tekken happens
arslan is the platonic ideal of a pro player--mildly sociopathic, has weird, kinda scummy drama but never to the point of illegal shit, entertainingly bitchy, has beef with OGs but, all in all, is a very good at the game so he can back up his words
>>533720982nah finna suck and fuck linganon and take her out on a date
BP got on a plane and did well when he could have made more money sitting at home so I respect him, unlike fatfuck, mailman and so on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but never to the point of illegal shit
>>533721095Take her to hells kitchen or the ramsey steakhouse i loved those places
>>533720956There's the main Evo hall and there's the arena where they hold the top 8s of the majors. Ill have to watch from the main hall
goddamn strog is FUCKING up cuddlecore hard
>>533721276sounds like classism
Remember that tik tok npc trend? I feel like lil majin is that without even trying. Also is capcha lagging?
haha imagine fucking up cuddlecore in game and she gets revenge on you by fucking you in the bedroom haha
can't say i've been using a pass for 7 years
I can't believe this Leo vs Law match is still going get this shit off my screen
Why tf is spag there kek, nigga can't move on
>wife vs wife
idk which character to root for!
I forgot that its top 6 instead of top 8. Why did they do that?
>>533721976He's streaming for the obunnies girl. Sticking to her like glue
>>533721990fergus aged 10 years during tekken 8 shit's no joke
>>533722087they went woke
I feel Fergus plays asuka too safe. Where are the random cancans and sabakis and b3s?
asuka can't win against blondes
>>533722087isnt it top 8 again since last year?
fergus is such a scrub holy shit
they could give asuka an 'i win' button and he would still fuck it up
>>533722087Anon they went back to top 8 where were you during Evo Japan
>>533722127checked her youtube and one of the titles is "making pro gamer date me" with spag
>>533722487Confirmed?
Evo Japan is not Jevvo
>>533722487I never watch evo jp top 8 because its at shit time for me
asuka so fucking weak man fucking buff her already man fuck
>>533722618It's an Evo wide ruling the frog Evo will be the same
Knee out
Fergus out
Aslan "Juicing" Ash frauding wins with Anna
This game sucks bros
If this were tekkuso 7 I'd have already been laying in bed but it's tekkino 8 so I'm having a blast watching pools
All the interesting players are out
Top 8 gonna be so boring
are we doing top 24 today pals
Since they are bringing back classic games to evo, will we get 5dr or tag next time?
Jk nobody cares about tekken.
>>533723363Yeah then top 8 tomorrow at 4:30 pt
Top 24s means we still got hours of tekken right? You guys mind if I get drunk and keep posting my tekken thoughts?
post tekken lewds instead
I did download one of those Ai things today I could post those
post that tgirl from earlier
why is eyemusician so evil...
i'm genuinely in love with her bros...
>sword spin is still safe on whiff
>backturned flea stance is still invincible
nuke this shit franchise
Would back 3 on King not have hit yoshi when hes standing on his sword?
>>533724296She's really wrinkly in person
A lot of the egirls in fact look aged up
Although I'm genuinely surprised by how pretty YUYU looked. Didn't even wear that much makeup outside some foundation and lipstick
Did they change evo top 8 time from normal? Because I dont remember top 8 starting at 4am and it not even being last top 8
>>533724296d-do sf cosplayers really look like this? Didn't that one sf pro marry a butt cosplay model...? Tekbros are we playing the wrong game???
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how did he get away with this
>>533724832nigga i'm nutting inside her regardless
you're not getting anywhere near a woman
The 2 shaheen players out there are falling apart with that loss.
good, both players I root for are out (AK and Knee) now it's the usual "I just hope Atif and Arslan lose asap"
crazy how good shaheen is on paper but he never win anything
>sf6 is close to 100k viewers on twitch
>tekken 8 is barely above 10k
bruh
jimmy lost to bilal 2-1 final round
My free guac at Chipotle coupon expires tomorrow fuuuuuuckkkkkk
Most tragic way to get eliminated
9 koreans
6 pakis
3 japs
3 EU
1 thai
1 saudi plant
1 NA
Crazy they use glitchy ass Playstation in a room with 100000 other devices and then penalize the players for IT troubles
>>533727026almost like playstation is known for having non-stop issues
unfortunate, i like seeing ninjakilla play
>>533727029I can't believe you can host an event, 99% of the applicants are from your country and you have 1 guy in the top 24.
[Good News] Our girl (Bushin Rank) had a successful evo and is getting acknowledged by Bamco alongside her famous yet elusive King plushies.
Have jin and Asuka ever canonically spoken to each other
I can't believe an Asuka is going to win EVO.
>>533725752tekken 8 is complete dogshit
can't believe they made combos AND mixups stronger for almost every character
but it's ok because 20 more hp
100 damage off a wall combo heat smash and still beaten by the asuka special
>>533727026NA's hope, gone
Khan is using some product to augment his hairline but he forgot the crown. Rookie baldingcel error.
>>533727026He played really well.
His law combos were super sick.
dead game
nobodys even watching it lmfaoo
If chanel loses to another packi knee is gonna kill himself tonight
>>533724832ugly nigga stalking like a creeper instead of shooting his shot.
>i n-noticed she has very little foundationFAGGOT
>>533727521>99% of the applicants are from your countryAnd about 90% of them DQโd
Issa casino
https://x.com/crossknockout/status/1951771961996271744
Eyemusician killed Joe...
>>533729003she has a bf you tard
>>533727026same thing happened to danielmado against CBM
>>533729315Why does he refuse to play Akuma in sf6?
>>533729003She's married...
>>533729315TMM was right about SF6.
>>533729421no she doesn't
6 MAN TIE FOR THE LAST EWC SPOT
TOP 16 = YOU GET IN TO EWC EVEN THOUGH EVO ONLY HAS 4 SPOTS LMFAO
Entire top 8 already qualified for EWC and now the entire top 16s are getting close to be the same..
>yuyu
whores mid I dropped her
>nobi top 8 winners at evo two years in a row
erm..casinosisters?
TEKKEN IS A JAPANESE GAME
Arslan haterwatchers assemble
I don't know who I hate more, Arslan or Claudio.
Hoerang out bless the kekken gods
That is GF material
not Girlfriend you fucking weirdo
>>533730838well he's in losers
>>533673918please tell me this is real
>>533730983right where hoerang belongs
Fuck my anus arslan played the 3rd round way to fucking good. Holy fuck man.
So what are the chances the next guest character is an umamusume?
the jeets are going to win everything again
arslan is kinda good i guess
Another easy win for Arslan
Knee could never
>>533731074it's one of his most recent tweets
WHERE IS MY CHIPOTLE EXTRA MATCH? FUCKING BITCH NIGGERS!
everyone jobs to arslan at evo, its insane. mulgold was raping him all year
>Anna vs Anna Grand Finals
we need Asuka, man for the memes at least
I just took a huge tekken 8 bros
arslan gonna drop his nuts on knee's head after he wins this evo lmao
why does no one except the pakis play anna? are they dumb?
>>533731746only pakis can be so shameless
Top 24 bros.
We are finally gonna see some good shit.
Watching KI mostly though.
What happens if JDCR makes it to top 8
youtube chat is fire right now
>>533731845he wins the whole thing
max is watching people play his mvci mod right now
>>533731731*his shruken roid junkie nuts
whatever happened to that no heat mod
why didn't he just RA immediately, did he forget
>>533731967Dude has no shame
medusa was the only one that pretended to care about it and you know what happened to him
Jdcr
Jdcr
Heihachi mishima is compretery, DEAD
>>533731845kek
i think knee might actually kill himself
Wow nice lets watch JDCR refuse to press a button for 10 seconds at a time and let Lowhigh and then Tibetano do whatever they want, sick!
knee went back to his room to practice anna on the hotel wifi
Commentators do not care, theyre bored
>>533732520>>533732562bro i only went for a cigarette
how did jdcr lose that fast lol
why don't they just BM the rage art, fuck this Atif nigga
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i hurt myself today
>>533733150murrayslop flopped
ain't no way we losing to gran fucking blue
>>533731845This
>>533731951 i trust JDCR the most in a high stakes ft3
>>533713475 (OP)What have they done to her asukas...
>>533733297kek
final day jdcr always makes me think the j stands for jobber
Holy shit the arena fucking roared when Chikurin got a round out of Atif
Chikurin never pick Clive again I swear
>tfw didn't watch this shit yesterday or today
>tfw not gonna watch this shit tomorrow either
CHIKURIIIIIIIIIIIIN SWEET GOD
i haven't watched a full tekken tournament since 7s last evo
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lmao I'm always surprised to see the wall break there, that shit always feels like robbery
>win by doing wall backflips and u3+4 against atif
crazy
chikurin with the robbery. BASED
ARSLAN PLEASE SAVE ME
PAKISTAN CAN'T LOSE
Holy shit I've gone fucking deaf. This was thee loudest I've ever heard the tekken 8 crowd scream and it's atif getting his ass beat lmao
Before d8 we all assumed they understood that lows should never wallsplat or start combos but it turns out they didn't. Fun!
>>533734203so true sis, what's next, safe on block lows?
>>533734203So hellsweep isn't a low?
What is Devil Jin's hellsweep
>>533734341hellsweep doesn't count because it's reactable
Don't make me post the hellsweep webm
>>533733651cause literally everyone hates these two paki shitheads
they are both so unlikeable and they win all the time, ofc the crowd will go wild over anything
atif is bombing evo as we speak
(Some of) These people will have to fight for the final EWC spot. The entire top 16 has already qualified.
>>533734341hellsweep doesn't wall splat nor start combos though
I feel kinda bad...I was standing near the stage and saw Arslan hug Atif...looked like he was crying
>>533734648If Jin is so good...
>>533734682good
next I want arslan to be eliminated by lowhigh and shit himself on stage
>>533734648Reaf, JoeCrush, Khan, Tanveer, Book and Jodd are fighting for the final spot.
>>533734673Kazuya?
DVJ?
Jin?
Heihachi?
In fact Reina is the only Mishima with an honest hellsweep
>>533734843>In fact Reina is the only Mishima with an honest hellsweep50/50 hellsweep that goes into ANOTHER 50/50 and then if you do the mid it's ANOTHER 50/50 in stance????????????????
who did chikurin play in t7
>>533734968Nigga dick jab
>>533734982top tier abuser
>>533734982Jin
Akuma
Geese
Leroy
Julia
>>533734982Akuma/Geese/Leroy and many other characters but he only achieved anything with those 3
>>533734982I know he played leroy
maybe also kuni or noctis
idk I remember always considering him a despicable player who uses broken and/or non-tekken characters and I never rooted for him
this is extra true in T8 where he uses the abomination that is Noctis
but ofc I was rooting for him against Atif and his win with lily was pure kino
edge is the only hwoarang player i'll root for
>>533734648>>533734809How do you trannies know all that?
i lay down my life for the chairman
>>533735412aren't you forgetting someone?
Man I miss Meo-Il playing Geese, Damn that boy could cook on that character.
>>533734341>>533734843Jin/DVJ hellsweeps were scaled to give similar damage to other big lows. Also hellsweep characters didn't traditionally also have fast splatting or launching mids. In that Atif situation he has zero options besides stand or duck and he gets combo'd either way, and it was a forced situation after flipover oki and a heat smash he had to block. Perfect example of why this game isn't Tekken.
>>533735775kek
this fucking fat fuck and his stupid fat face
Nigga who cares Anna is top 3
does anyone have that image of bilal's heart rate hitting 200 at wufl
mulgolds fff2 speed is insane
more Bryans than Annas in top 24, how do you like them apples
i thought bilal got knocked out by joe budden
>Also hellsweep characters didn't traditionally also have fast splatting or launching mids.
What is this nigga smoking?
>>533735857When did he tweet this? He's right, besides his obvious vendetta against 7 (the third tekken).
I can't believe jin and devil jin didn't have mid launchers until tekken 8
chat what happened to fahkumram in this tournament?
fahk is banned at evo for being broken
I lost with Fahkumram
Hes too honest
>>533736325>a game without movement>tekkenretard
>>533735857This nigga really had nothing to say about tekken 6 so he said too homogenized when t7-8 are even more homogenized.
BUFF BRYAN, ARSLAN IS A LIAR
>knee plays bryan into claudio
>gets eliminated
>bilal plays bryan into claudio
>gets eliminated
buff bryan nerf claudio. and nerf paul too even though he didn't do anything
medusa dm'd me and said paul was better than bryan
So we're rooting for Mangja and JDCR right?
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the next cold war will be fought in tekken
>>533737102I can't believe I agree with an Indian
I'm rooting for nakatsu's departure from the industry
Would take Indians more seriously if they sent actually good players
im rooting for arslan so knees asshole gets blasted into oblivion
he is literally the only person in the world who is as annoying to knee as knee is to everyone else
>>533737102youtube chat is fucking wild
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arslan already lost by dodging the ft10
jdcr's combos piss me off. i hate that he always uses df1 as the first filler after launch
I want asuka to win cause shes a retard
>>533737325oh no... what if they start another real war because of this?
>>533737535Funny how he was always kind of known for having bad combos but T8 is the first time they have been "ok"
what the fuck just happened on the stream? it skipped 10 seconds ahead?
>>533737820asuka can do that
Can't believe his coach called jdcr a disgrace
what the fuck is a naniwa
>>533736465aris saw him and burst out in disgusted laughter at his big bird outfit
>>533737951Kusoge dota 2 murray mechanic
GawdDAMN JD is playing some TEKKEN rn.
PLEASE donโt chocke
LIVE BY THE RAGE ART DIE BY THE RAGE ART
JDCR I NEVER LOST FAITH IN YOU.
daaaaaamn clutch from JDCR
JDCR EXPOSING THE FRAUDS
>>533737102what the fuck the pajeets stole my terrorist joke
all Shitbetano had to do was block at the end
Tibetano is like actually retarded
>>533738548please understand.. Asuka gorilla can't block or think
How did JDCR make top 8 over knee
Atif always seems so tired.
>>533738716Blyan bottom 5 prease undastan
>>533737951autistic starcraft 2 player
10 second match lmao. anna is so fucking stupid
>>533738716TEKKEN is healing.
oh what the fuck i thought atif was out
so chikurin is in fucking winners top8?
thats crazy
>>53373632517ers everyone
lmao the only time I hear the crowd is when Atif loses
Kek I kinda feel bad for Atif the crowd is really against him
>Atif my brother just play good
tank u coach
>>533739305Should get use to it. People always love the underdog.
so dumb that anna influenced the season 2 design philosophy so characters can impose a fc mix from heat engage
>>533739529They are both evil.
Atif and losers bracket, it just melds together don't it?
>>533739496Not to worry, in season 3 characters will be able go into backturn from heat engagers.
>>533739737Cheering for JDCR only for him to fight Atif...
>>533739737>two japaneseharada cooming
>>533739737if grand finals is arslan ash and atif again i'm going to drive down to japan and give murray a piece of my mind
>>533739737Somehow it will be another Arslan vs Atif finals again
>>533739737>>533739850I hope they get utterly embarrassed by a Nina and Anna so they get emergency nerfed
>nobi
>atif
>lowhigh
>jdcr
>chikurin
>arslan
Knees asshole status: ANNIHILATED
>>533739969so much for blyan top 3
>>533739737surely arslan has the decency to not pick anna against atif, please not an anna mirror
>>533739737still got cool players jdcr lowhigh nobi
>>533739737Tekken is a Japanese game
Cool if Mr. Chicklin can bang out another one even if itโs not with Lili
What's wrong with Chikurin
predictions for tomorrow's reveal?
Knee saved Bryan from being nerfed in season 3 so who really won?
>>533740242gameplay trailer for redditking and then teaser for new female character
Anna obviously will be gutted but Nina somehow will escape nerfs AGAIN
this guy lives and breathes tekken and he got his ass beat...
JDCR was cursing when he fought tibetano apparently
Uderstandable behavior when fighting Asuka
>>533740686bluds be like when can we resume coaching
>>533739737who beat Atif?
when does bo5 start at these scuff ass sony tournaments?
imagine this retarded fat spic on a monkey braindead character eliminated you in a recent tournament and now he's gonna do the same again at evo
you'd be cursing too
>>533739529Its kind of weird, both are assassins so we are already in the "villain" territory but they like to treat Nina as more of a protag than Anna even though Nina is often the instigator and bully who causes Anna suffering and Anna is way more likeable and even tried to retire from being an assassin, so in a way Nina is way more evil and unscrupulous but they cast Anna as the villainous one in a lot of media.
>>533740997Chikurin with Lili
I was standing behind Jeondding and Ulsan when JDCR was fighting. I don't understand Korean but I know they were making fun of him
>>533740997Chicken urine and it was glorious
>>533740810>>533740892>>533741236https://x.com/aso9nglobob/status/1937157218169688392
Nigga lost to pots and pans
we're watching ki grand finals
>>533740046Well bryan is at least top6
I think there might be a different reason
>>533740404>redditkingIts funny because its true
if the new oc isn't a cute girl this game is cooked
The new character is Adolf Hitler
arslan goin back to back and garyus still gonna cry on reddit about a casino lmao
>>533743230Retard argument because he is literally backed up by alla or whatever that faggot god is called.
>>533740241forgot to mention he the most hype imo weird character picks
asuka needs veiny tits that sag a bit
>>533744449>crying over dead millionaire boomers Cucked
>>533744516I've noticed that zoomers are biologically incapable of feeling empathy for a human being, what causes this?
seems like ranked players are more gorilla than quickmatch ones
>>533744725Decades of abuse by spoiled idiot boomers
Tekken 9 will be kino, trust the plan, T4 was one of the worst entries and they followed it up with one of the best entries T5, so T8 is pretty whack right now and weak T9 will be one of the best
i think i need to develop a 0 neutral non-stop pressing style so that the boredom of the game from the 200hp can be compensated
>>533745237T4 > every entry after T5DR
17ers be like if it's not akuma tod the shit is boring
>>533745615on opposite day
>>533745859Oh... you are retarded.... I'm sorry.....
>>533746274Which is everyday
I dont know how many people are watching on youtube but 25k viewers for 2nd day final is kinda low.
I hope evo dies and their multi evo strategy becomes a massive financial failure and everyone gets fired and needs to work at mcdonalds.
aint nobody wanna watch gbvs blud
just put hot women in your game if you want to do big numbers!
Why cant Tekken players be like this?
https://x.com/Evo/status/1951770323235520814?t=OLmWEwDvxZOXGhElN21cmA&s=19
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my customizations have been normified for using too many references from real life media or fashawn ._>
>>533748413why did he flip him off? that has to be against the fgc code of conduct. ban that white devil from all events immediately
>>533747719>evo shit>evo prize money shit>tekken 8 shit>tekken 8 commentary team shit>sony stick shitWe seriously need something not shit in relation to this shit fucking game
>>533748914And now they shrank Asuka's honkers.
>>533748775The Aba player refused to fist bump this glue eater, pot players are fraudulent and diseased so understandable
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-5AGFf_IOg
>>533744261I really like the animations in T5, something about the animation rework in T6 never looked quite right to me. And it only got worse with every game onward.
F2P 5DR with MTX cosmetics and lobby avatars, the world needs it...
Laughing my ass off because sf6 is literally a Mickey Mouse game. You cannot deny it at this point.
>5dr
aged like milk and you know it
I mean they had to animate Alisa and Zafina
Kneeling by my bedside praying to God to make arslan ash and Atif lose early so we don't have to watch an Anna vs Anna grand finals.
>>533750024Yea but jappas are sucking that shit off like crazy, capcom put a lot of money into marketing it domestically and it paid off for them, they don't even need the western audiance anymore really so some fucking baka gaijins crying about the drive system being a disgusting scrubby shit system doesn't even reach their ears, japan sees no problem so nothing will be done
>>533750617A literal kid named Mickey made top 8
>>533750867if there ain't a clearly sign then this...
I just want anyone but the tierwhores to win
>>533747719It's the same shit as last year. Chipotle, Paki/gook top 8 and T8 sucking dick. What did you expect?
>>533749674It's so damn beautiful in motion
As someone move to Dix I must say that game is indeed Mickey game
but some how it's feel better than pachiko 8
what is fucking wrong with M and H ?
>got mashed out by a pakumlam
>had fun
the essence of tekken...
But we have two Japanese in top 8
arslan
atif
mulgold
nobi
chikurin
lowhigh
meo il
...
those are the power rankings, arslan already won.
>>533752028have faith in the liligawdz
>>533751931No randoms are having crazy top 8 performances like Slime 6. Capcom cup X nigga won the lottery and dipped
So apparently according to this thread "mickey" refers to how many Americans made it to top 8?
imagine if chikurin won with clive and ben starr comes out of nowhere and they proceed to suck each other off
>>533752656you mean that Taiwan chink ?
Also who else play this game but boomer. Game also super hard to learn and bad for noob since all they learn are heat and and rage and mash harder
I gotta say the Chipotle shit got to me I will order McDonaldโs tomorrow :S
>>533753314Do Japanese women really...
>>533752957What does this post even mean ESLtard
fix this fuckin game I wanna have fun and play good players and be hype for evo to watch good skillful matches. What fighting game do I have to play to get the above experience in 2025?
>>533755681Quit vidya, I work out five times a week now instead
>>533747719SF6 at EVO Japan 2025 broke all available recorded metrics it's a categorical success
>>533757598>>533758509Mickey ass game, glad Capcom is dying
>Capcom won
Winning sure looks weird to me.
I swear if we get another dude as DLC I will kill HNM myself
Give me sukeban femNegan already
>>533713585>>this is completely riskless
>>533762103This and bring back Kunny and Lacky at same time
You're just setting up yourself for disappointment if you think the new character won't be an edgy dude
When is top 8 starting in eu time? Might wake up and watch it in bed
14hr45min subtract 30 for murray
>2400 rated Nina/Anna main
>look inside
>2000 rated 1500 game Jin
Was Lili naked when she beat atif?
Once again the only pakis that got top 8 are the ones that play a borderline broken character
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Lucille give me STRENGTH.
yep not like all those other honest fair characters in sharten 8
did Knee dq? there's no score showing for his loss
knee assaulted one of the staff members
>>533770626Why would she be?
>>533769737>Not monsterous looking female character in sf>It's a guestAmazing
But here comes the tit sha- oh yea they removed that too in 8
>>533770650They've been bad at updating start.gg this weekend
>>533713475 (OP)>>533771803Asuka is a slut
https://files.catbox.moe/lm3vph.mp4
thought it was the sunset but it was just a bald guy sitting under a light pole
>>533751931it feels better because you are too new to understand how badly you are mickeying and you have no reference point to what the game was before mickey
>>533772286Enough with this AI landfill shit post proper porn or stop fucking posting
>>533772592why can't Mai spit on me bros
nice posts before evo Knee, dumbass
knee lost on purpose just to show how bad bryan is
impressive mental warfare from arslan
>>533772604Only if it's with AI, bow down maggot
>>533772889Bryan's getting nerfed anyway.
AI is my friend, talk shit about my friend and i will rape you
https://x.com/rikuru__to/status/1951873382318055931
Damn Asuka is so hot
Meg and Mari have a...kinda complicated backstory but I will try to summarize for those not into Granblue.
Auguste is basically like a massive beach resort, and every summer there's an event that happens there. Basically these events would be about various sea life being harassed or experimented on to the point of going on a rampage. After several consistent years of "sea life ruins summer vacation", the story team just made it canon that every summer something weird happens in Auguste, just because it's funny.
Enter Meg, a really really average young lady. She finally saved up enough to go to Auguste for her summer vacation from school, and she's super excited. She bumps into her frenemy/classmate Mari, who treats her dismissively at first, but determined to make her summer vacation worth it, she gives it her all. She is promptly hit by a flying bonito and spends the rest of her vacation shell shocked. Basically, the event covering Meg's backstory covers the last several summer events from the perspective of an NPC without protag powers facing crazed wildlife trying to just have one good summer vacation. She eventually gets so fed up waiting to be swept off by a prince charming to save her summer she decides to be her own prince and gets super buff in time to fight the legally distinct Sharknado that happens next summer. Mari, who gets abandoned by her boy toy for that summer to the shark apocalypse, gets saved by Meg and almost immediately is in lesbians with her. There's a lot more, like how Ursala is a shape shifting shark baby from the Sharknado that can also be Meg's weapon. And Mari becoming the head of tourism in Auguste, basically because Meg lives to protect everyone else summer vacay there. And that you can recruit the pair in the mobile game with a weapon that is literally a wedding ring. But yeah, Mari really really likes Meg. Romantically even. They're great.
blud said granblue and then I checked out
This game is actively killing any interest in tekken. 10k viewers for evo top 24. Nice spectator esport you have here HMN.
No significant balance changes until S3 annoooooo sank you and good night!
the "problem" is that no one cares about Tekken because they actually have other actually good options, the marvel slop and the riot money laundry scheme will double down that even before they reach eos in 2027 too
>out placed by jdcr
why should we listen to him again?
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AK announcement at the start or end of TOP 8? Hearing conflicting reports.
>>533772286AI is insane. A new generstion for porn.
who gives a shit, show us more vf6
every reveal is before top 8 newfag it's been like this for years now
>oh my vishnu saars ai slop is so amazing
You are not ready for Bamco to not annouce anything
reminder that it'll get even more hilarious in a few hours
It's just a fucking bikini
>>533776778making a bikini custom so unsexy should be a criminal offense
it kinda is when you're immortal like me
how much does a neck enlargement surgery cost? asking for a friend
>>533775493they dont announce anything at the end anymore its always before top 8
alt right niggas be like WOKE WOKE WOKE DEI DEI DEI
alt left niggas be like CHUD CHUD CHUD NAZI NAZI NAZI
both sides are retarded
How about we demand that they fix the game first?
>>533758741>SF6 completely dominating T8 as usual>all the lil bro can do is spam the same irrelevant lecture cancellation out of concern from raging nostalgia chudskek
necks fine but my penis is comically small
You can't fix it. The game is fundamentally broken.
reminder that saying "thanks" without attaching a feet pic is not genuine and should be seen as passiveaggressive
>>533776778The uhhhh... "people" who asked for muscle women should get waterboarded with feminist urine, to get their fill of strong woman aroma they so desperately crave.
my right foot looks like this the other is perfectly fine
>>533776778Asuka is a gorilla and we knew that already
Also SSS makes the skin look terrible
Lili still looks good though
>>533777834>The uhhhh... "people" who asked for muscle women should get waterboarded with feminist urine, to get their fill of strong woman aroma they so desperately crave.Only if they look like this
>>533778196>make a man's body>frankenstein a woman's head on top>call it a girl
>>533778225Unfunny
>>533778405Ridia's muscles in 8 aren't overblown, they fit her perfectly
>Woman being athletic means she's a man now
I want to have Sex with Anna
I want to have Sex with Lili
I want to have Sex with Jun
I want to have Sex with Lidia
>>533778517>>533778196Just say you wanna fuck a man without being legally considered gay.
>>533777701Capcom shitted the bed with Wilds so badly they unmade years of stock gains
>>533778702Lidia's a woman with muscles, so fucking what
>>533778613every tekken girl is athletic.
Tekken and SF6 top 24. This is EVO Vegas top 24 btw, same schedule.
This shit is has the same viewership as a random TNS online event lmao.
"First day is always boring!" "it's only pools!!!" Dead.
Ai turned Kazumi's lion into a waifu
>Dead.
that's their intention yes
>>533778913Brother it's the Japanese giant streamers restreaming evo yeah
Nothing new about that
Where are the Nipponese tekken giant streamers
we lowkey need jaycee back
>>533779094That doesn't change the point at all lmao.
I enjoy small boob asuka realistically no girl with tits that big could fight because they make her an easy target for rapists (thats how it works in 2d hentai games where the bandits molest girls during battle)
>>533779303Of course it does, it's like when Asmongold streamed the bandai show, he was streaming Murray Fahk video for 40-50k people, do you think those people were there to watch fahkumram or to watch their streamer?
what happens when something is high key?
>>533779417asuka would just boke aho any rapist who tries to jump her.
>>533779539feng already raped her canonically
she is now forever a slave to the cock and in fact enjoys being raped
>>533779634>she is now forever a slave to the cock and in fact enjoys being rapedalso true for Lili from the doujins I've read
>>533779634>and in fact enjoys being rapedthen it's not rape
Feng did rape Asuka in tag2, no one raped Lili yet
>>533779634>chinese dickshe probably didn't even feel it.
Leroy didn't rape Lili, he is just making her humiliate herself in public and stuff like that, playing with her
>>533779950>French blonde wants your sumo seeds>Rather chase after the hippyMake it make sense
>>533779743You dont read much hentai do you. Lots of consensual rape in it
>>533780127>consensual rapeoxymoron, but then again hentai can get very strange so whatever
and no I don't read hentai I am a proud western adult comic consumer
>>533775852these boomers ruin the industry
>>533780127>consensual rapeYou don't know what those words even mean.
from the creators of tomboy (woman that just has short hair), incel (some random internet angry dude) and milf (woman above 20 years old doesn't matter if she's a mother)
i would not mind shitting in lidia, ngl
It wasn't enough for Leroy to be a wholesome drippy black chungus with a pimp cane (just for show, he respects women), he had to be a self made business magnate too. Do black people not recognise when they're being patronised?
It's rape even if she liked it, because definition of rape doesn't include liking or disliking it, it's just whether it was consensual or not
However the charge of the word rape, the power of the word comes from a girl being defiled by someone she doesn't love, that's also why no one cares about sluts/prostitutes being raped, because they are already defiled
So the word and the power behind the word are not the same thing
if you like something then you consent
how does one like something and not consent to it? makes no sense if you think about it
>yeah I liked having sex with him but years later I realized I didn't consent
you sound like every women pulling a MeToo
>>533780672If you enjoy being raped then you're consenting. This isn't the same as saying "I enjoy cake but don't consent to eating it right now" because rape IS about suddenness and forcefulness by itself.
No you braindead retard, me liking something doesn't mean i consent to it. I would enjoy killing you doesn't mean i should kill you
>>533780374>Ahhh Feng damn you-Hnngggg>Hmm...you have a nice body for a brat asuka. Your body is being honest even if you aren't >Noo dont put that in me!! (If something that big goes in right now I'll go crazy....!)>PLAP
it's not about whether you "should" or not bucko, it's done regardless
No it is should or not, because consent is a decision, so it's exactly in the realm of should or should not
and by liking it you consent to it being done
otherwise it's a complete contradiction, it's illogical
stop it
i hope they stop working on this garbage game after season3 itโs over since march 2024
>you like eating ice cream, therefore you consent to being force fed thousand gallons of ice cream against your will at any time
>>533780947>>533781162"Should" has nothing to do with consent in the slightest. You can consent to something you "shouldn't" do, like fucking an std-ridden whore.
>>533778913Both games are shit. Your point Capcum slurper?
No, one does not consent by liking something, that is something you just made up, the word is not defined that way. And you're a worthless garbage human being in tekgen, so you do not get to define words
Consent is a decision, not a feeling.
>And you're a worthless garbage human being in tekgen
we all are, let's not get things mixed up here
I am myself an upstanding individual, you speak for yourself
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>>533781442you sound like a woman.
>I am myself an upstanding individual
yet, you're here, in tekgen
curious
>>533781629Not really, since women do not like sex and then call it rape even though they consented to it
You, on other hand, sound exactly like a woman.
Since liking it means it's not rape, that also means not liking it does mean it's rape, therefore all sex women do not like is rape.
Braindead fucking retard.
>women do not like sex
yet they have it all the time? what is blud talmbout
>women don't lie
what is blud on? I think M must've done something to this nigga lol
this place has more nuanced conversations about rape and doujinshi than actual tekken. Im so proud we're borderline a gacha general now
>>533781442women deliberately choose that type of guy always. I've been nice to them my whole life, nothing quite disgusts them as much as being nice to them and asking for "do you consent to me doing this to you?"
>>533781865>that also means not liking it does mean it's rape,not at all. you just made that up to help your point.
>>533781984This
EU hours:
>waaah waah i wanna fuck a tranny>rapeNa hours:
>Thoughtful in depth discussions about the game mechanbics really makes you think
perhaps M diddy'd you and you riked it, but you wanna cope by saying it was rape or something
don't worry, some people don't know they're gay until they get raped
Game discussion here doesn't get deeper than crying that everything in this gsme is impossible to guard against and crying that waifus are op
>>533782095Nope, if liking means consent, then not liking means no consent.
Now women just get to randomly decide what is rape and what isn't.
Braindead fucking fag. I wished you lived in the world you deserve.
2023 tekgen would often discuss the merits of absurdism and Italian neorealism...
Man I hope ash doesnt win again. JDCR winning would be kino though ,but theres no way thats happening
I assume everyone that types with ellipsis comes from that place...
when's virtua fighter 6 at evo?
M will Kevin Nash the winner of Evo
then rape posting will officially be welcome here
>>533782250>if liking means consent, then not liking means no consent.repeating it won't make it true. what a dishonest person, can't argue for shit so he just makes his own arguments. you were already proven to be a retard anyways:
>>533780947>>533781162
let's make a vf general at /vm/
>>533782387Arslan will win and then shit on Knee on twitter/X and it will be fucking great. Pakistan won't stay quiet for a long time after as well.
Truth is, it will most likely be Arslan vs Atif in the finals.
every hour is a eu hour since most of the people here have no jobs
I only play PURE characters
>>533782250>>533781865What do you think a pity fuck is lmao
>>533782460>repeating it won't make it trueYeah true, it's just true because it's true, not because of anything else. You just have nothing to respond to it, which means not only you're wrong about the definitions of words, you also do not understands the repercussions of your own definitions you made up.
And consent is, in fact, a decision, and not a feeling.
The conversation is exhausted.
You're now free to kill yourself.
when they ban 4chan here where do we go EUbros?
>>533782638i unironically work at blizzard
8moe
I wll ensure that /tekgen/ endures, with the power invested in me by M
they will fake an alien invasion
>>533782751>ur wrong cuz i say so!no argument. as expected of the guy who thought consent had anything to do with the word should and was already proven wrong, couldn't respond so he shifted to a different "argument" where he just acts condescending and nothing else.
>>533783102No, you're simply wrong because you are wrong. Not because i said anything. It's not my fault you do not know what words mean.
But you're not only wrong about the topic, you're also generally a wrong human being to exist. So how about you try fixing that.
>>533776778Hate this grifter retard.
>>533776778That looks like leos weird fridge body with asukas face shopped on.
Im sorry but thats a dislike.