Soon™ Edition

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533684578

my balls

Bratty gnome cunny?

First for Pochie!

It's my solemn opinion that about 70% of the new content is AI Generated slop and the devs are gonna keep up this chared of the server pop being too high for months, if not years
We will hear about this in 2027 as the biggest vaporware scam to ever exist in the private server space

GURUBASHI HORDE LOVE

>>533718117
no way lmao its actually over

you guys post so much, if you compare that to the amount of time we played epoch it's crazy unbalanced

>>533717939 (OP)
PVMPING

>>533718234
Any vtubers that play MMO's?

LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN

>>533718407
pretty sure fubuki plays ffxiv

>>533718449
>we are at mercy of vagies
not like this...

If they can't do it by Monday it's over.
Else it'll keep getting pushed back until Turtle & Bronzebeard release.

>>533718449
What kind of server hosting company doesn't have a weekend team?

I dont wanna play Turtle Wow it feels like shit to play because of the ludicrous decision to use an extremely old version of vanilla

>>533718447
i laughed

>>533718740
yep, ePOCh is a brown server

>>533718756
ones hosted in bongistan apparently.

Can't wait to ERP in 'Pochie Goldshire inn.

Linux isn't some kind of miracle machine. The server isn't magically going to get better just by switching to it.

EPOOP

>>533718771
the difference between turdle and epoch is night and day. The short time i got in that shit felt so smooth.

>epog is dead
>turtle fresh is a half a month away
This sucks, I don't want to go back to blizzard

>>533718875
no but it's easier to find idi- I mean volunteers to work on it to "dunk on windows" or something.

>reminder: this entire server debacle was a litmus test conducted by blizzard and there is no epoch
reminder: this entire server debacle was a litmus test conducted by blizzard and there is no epoch
>reminder: this entire server debacle was a litmus test conducted by blizzard and there is no epoch

They have until Monday night.

Hoping to run a Dwarf paladin just like back in TBC

>>533718979
Idk play Peak or something

>gurubashi for some fun wpvp
>kezan so I can ERP getting brainwashed and turned into a fuckpet for orcs and trolls
Which one?

Are turties really gonna play in a very fast prog server?

I said it in the last thread and I mean it! This is my game, my story, no one play a human hunter except me! This is my story, it belongs to me, and you can't have it!

>>533719086
Why not both?

where is my pochie leveling duo?

>>533719165
I don't think xfaction chat is turned on for gurubashi

Oh boy oh boy I can't wait to see what tomorrow's poll is. Maybe it'll be a good one like "which race from azeroth would you be most likely to spend the night with? winkyemoji blushingemoji

>>533717538
That was me bitch

>>533719018
>POCHIE NOOO

This is you wearing clothes as paladin

>>533718117
https://files.catbox.moe/7zmfkc.png
pochsissies there is no way, you're telling me the downtime BVLL is going to be treating us even HARSHER?!
YABADABA DOO

Are you having fun yet?

Unironically couldn't give a shit about Epoch anymore with Ambershire coming out. I'd rather deal with the Ruskies and Brazilians and actually have a chill rp server.

>>533717939 (OP)
>6 more hours until pochie
6 more hours until pochie
>6 more hours until pochie
6 more hours until pochie

>caring about Redditshire

>>533683171
>People really expect a 21 year old college kid with no real coding experience
kaytotes is 33 years old

>>533719404
Make the guy Black and the girl trans

>>533719564
It's okay, not everyone is born white

I'm thinkin' bout those night elves...

>they are still running the que in same thread as the game itself
bruh

>>533719404
make the guy an orc and the girl a human twink

never forget

>>533718771
Yeah, I need those performance upgrades I actually just want achievements, gimme that dopamine

fiending out for pochie

>>533719805
If you can't code shit in yours 30's, you're done for.

magic
“the magician”

born the 6th child of an impoverished russian family, magic was 4 years old when he was introduced to scripting by his older brother.
by age 11 he had already made his mark on the web, so much so that the government was looking to recruit him.
but he declined, even as a preteen he reviled the authoritarian state.

At 3am on a rainy night, the militsiya came storming through the door, looking for the prodigy
but he was gone. vanished without a trace.

it wasn't until the announcement of a world of warcraft private server named project epoch, that he resurfaced his alias.
no one knows the full extent of his cyberactivity, some even say he had been lying dormant since his disappearance.
what we do know is that he isn't just a programmer.
he's magic.

>>533720194
>If you can't code shit in yours 30's, you're done for.
kaytotes doesnt care, he's sleepy eepy maxxing atm

>>533719978
gurubussies melted down over this for like 300 posts kek

>>533719196
arcane explosion and holy nova spam?

>gurubussies melted down over this for like 300 posts kek

jiggiebros...

Have they ever floated the idea of continuing to TBC after they run out of ideas to expand on vanilla?
At this point, something like that might be my only chance to playing TBC with more than a triple digit population again.

>>533720521
wait, what happened to gummy new tbc sv?

>>533720521
>shittiest expansion
no.
neck yourself

Where can I read up on the mage aoe cap changes etc.

>>533720057
>I actually just want achievements, gimme that dopamine
Did you sign the contract too for true leveling kino?

>>533720521
how about we wait until they actually get the server going smoothly first

>>533720670
LOL

>>533720521
no, they spent 5 years of development time removing all the TBC shit from the game

>thread slowed down
people are realizing

>>533720723
discord.
also their website may have something.

Anyways the cap is now 5 for mages, 10 for druids and uncapped for paladins.

>>533719978
i agree but it should be a gnome mage or a night elf. human paladin is also for browns

>>533720521
>tbc talents on vanilla
>wrath talents on tbc
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>533720894
there is nothing more brown that blood elf ret pala

>i agree but it should be a gnome mage or a night elf. human paladin is also for browns

https://files.catbox.moe/kucq7o.png
pochsissies the admin said he might unlock us for 15 minutes today, i can't stop leaking thinking about all the dings il be able to speedrun during this HNNNNNNNG

>>533720858
prot pally chads eating good

>>533721086
thank you for making him a femboy, brother.

>>533719976
>girl

>he's not watching run very fast on 2x speed
what are you even doing with you lives?

TBC literally cannot be the worst expansion because it gave us draenei women

>>533721248
if the dick isn't on my face it's a girl

>>533721332
OCH, aye... They almost got me...
But Copper is too fast !
FAAAAAAANTASTIC

>>533721349
the worst sin was placing draenei in alliance and blood elf on horde. Literally unplayable

around 46 hours till deadline.......

>>533717939 (OP)
TOO MUCH SEX

War room status?

>>533719318
>announcing a report

>>533717939 (OP)
TOO MUCH SEX

>>533717939 (OP)
whoever shilled this piece of shit on /v/, fuck you for getting me excited. stay on your containment board disgusting transsexual animal fucking freaks

Need a dorfbro so we can banter like Bardin and Kerillian

>>533721562
got gold 3 in league

>>533721562

>>533721612
Follow the rules or you could be next

UUUGHH ITS NOW ENOUGH
THE DEVS NEED MORE ENERGY
REPLY WITH A PREGNANT MAN EMOJI NOW!!!

>>533720678
>tranimefag with shit opinion

clockwork / pottery / kino

>>533721681
trust the plan. sv is around the block

>>533721531
This was a god awful decision that Blizz never really weighed the consequences of

>>533721701

>>533721813
You're the one breaking the rules, though.

>IT'S OVER

>>533722038
>ironically responding to someone who is seething for getting reported
relax Ross

I wanted to play Epoch tonight but I have a trap in my Grindr DMs who wants to meet up tonight too.

Do I risk it or stay at my desk and hope the server releases?

Howdy bros just waking up, any news today?

>>533722216
No...

>>533718756
The anon is talking bullshit. Where did he hear that? The discord is still closed.

WHERE IS THE VIDEO GAME?

>>533722280
you have a higher chance of getting aids if you stay at home

>>533721531
Draenei on alliance made sense - they were escaping Orc genocide, so they landed in a world where there were still fucking orcs, but there was an entire group set against them - nobrainer.

The Blood Elves joining the horde was such a massive stretch of "Garithos was mean to our prince who wound up proving him right in every count so we're still malding about that and will literally join up with the people who have been killing us for hundreds of years before the humans first helped us".

Come to think about it this was also basically the Nightborne case back in Legion. Blizz needed 'conventionally attractive' races in the horde, and lore/reading is for nerds anyway so go forward.

>>533722280
ultmers went to bed, there's nothing coming tonight, go get your dick wet king

>>533722374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8D-JdXGVkA

>>533722284

>>533722280
you have at least 6 hours anon go get aids

we must storm the discord

>>533721872
xhe's right thoughbeitever

it's been a week and there is no server, bravo

>>533719564
>I'd rather deal with the Ruskies and Brazilians

>>533722680

https://files.catbox.moe/1kzbww.png
pochsissies just thinking about all that VRILL custom content getting shot down our throats once the cag - ahem server gets unlocked gets me in heat

>>533722680
funny

>>533722907

>>533722939
there's custom content in brill? I've not made an undead so I don't know, might be cool to check out.

>>533723113
he's just spamming in world chat that epoch is coming up tonight

>>533719196
H-hey...

>>533722580

>captchas taking a minute to load
it's over

How long does it take to partition the servers and have the monkeys at the hosting site swap to linux?

Come home, western man...

>>533723316
yeah thought it was my extensions or something

>>533722580
Deserved for playing with the Midnanigger and Avatarfags

last one

>>533723159
anons posted some caves in Brill.

>>533723239
what's your IGN?

It's DAY fucking SEVEN (7) how are the servers STILL fucking DOWN??//?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533723376
We ran deadmines with him afterward, he is nice and a fren and a fellow anon!

hi...

>>533723391
damn it

I'm actually tweaking wanting to play WoW. What do I do? Epoch might take up to a week more to get properly released.

>>533723463
I haven't made my character yet senpai. When I went to reserve a name everything I thought of was already taken

>>533723532
hello sissy

>>533723614
decide for yourself nigga

>>533723519
I hope all troons stay alliance

VIBES STATUS?

>>533723614
Same boat man but Titan Quest 2 has been doing a decent job of keeping me distracted.

>>533723614
Easy answer

What's with the pregnant man thing?

>>533723771
>post SB xiv
may as well play vrchat at that point

>>533723693
Then don't complain when you can't get a healer then.

>>533723821

>>533723686
>>533723757
>>533723771
Right now I'm just playing Warhammer 3

>>533723519
Is this turtle?

>>533723648
what class did you think of making? hopefully something that can heal so you're useful to me.

>>533723821

>>533723998
Worse... Gummy

>>533724041

>>533723614
play ck3 with the crusader kids mod

Idk guys if you've been around these spaces for long enough you know this epoch shit aint happening

>>533724003
Consider the rope, I no longer wish to play with you

>>533723519
>only 1 male character
This means you're trannies.

>>533723986
Same actually. Been trying to do campaigns I haven’t played to completion while I wait for Pochie. Playing a Malagor campaign now.

>>533723821

>>533724176
me omw to eat some good ass turtle slop

>>533718835
Nuking bongs when!?

>>533723821
the idea of a pregnant man is ludcirous so it's become common for people to emoji react stupid things with it, which is "transphobic", so kaytotes began to piss and shit out of his dilation hole over it and made the jannies ban anyone who used it or reacted with it which of course made people do both more, so at one point they banned hundreds of people from their discord for the crime of reacting with the pregnant man emoji

>>533724176
I'll lose hope only if ulmetrs disappears for more than 36 hours

>>533724301
Nice1. Arkhan the BLACK here

>>533716604
please more like this

>>533724420
I think you have to start saying the shit you post out loud so you can recognize how ludicrous YOU sound

>>533723745
Seek help.

>cabal of faggots thought they could get uppity against people on a discord because they had the singlemost shilled private server ever
>treat randoms in their discord like shit for weeks, encouraging a toxic positivity lord of the flies style community
>had no idea how to run a discord, let alone script a private server
>got exposed hard
>now exclusively known because of the male pregnancy spergout

>>533724420
I think it was more his mods than anything.

>>533724298
The guy who made the guild named his character Mommy or some shit. Of course they're all troons.

5 (five) hours till POCHIE!

"uhm actually all the devs are trans so I never wanted to play the game anyway"

oh my fucking god let me play

>>533724685
nigga this is literally server lore, i'm just reporting on this crazy shit i'm not the one what done it

>>533724813
Gaytotes is just as big of a faggot as the discord mods, he just barely spends any time in the server.

>>533724298
>>533724827
official servers unironically filter trannies hard because they have no extra money on their welfare cards after buying mexican titty hormones

>>533725191
Like 90% of his posts in the update thread are just
>hmmm data good
>me sleep

>>533724256
I'll shoot some ropes on your face sissy, now play a female night elf priest.

MoP won

∞ sleeps till pochie

>>533724698
Karma is beautiful.

>we still don't have epoch

>MoP wo-

n

TWW won

who else built for BBC (Bronzebeard Classic) here?

>>533724813
a lot of dumb shit was at his direction but his mods are also huge fags yeah, the react banwave in particular was Ross's idea

all this epoch stuff is getting me down...

I WILL only invite cloth/leather/mail when I tank, and there's nothing you can do about it.

3 hours until kaytotes wakes up and starts the server...

>>533725717
>classic
where is the classic part of ascension?

>>533725962
tanks that allow plate dps are cucks

>>533725962
you wont even get to the plate gear

>>533725962
I will roll need on your 2hers (I'm enh)

7 days until POCHIE WEEKEND!

>>533725962
The reality of Paladin niggers thinking they'll be able to DPS in parties.

>retail dead
>moppie dead
>anniversary dead
>era dead
>soddie dead
>poccie dead
>turtle dead
>gummie dead
>tauri? Won fucking hard
Come home caucasoid man

>>533721069
Cute picture of you and your siblings anon

Can a /g/fag actually give us the deets on how long it takes to convert a server to Linux and enable all the partitions or whatever?

>>533726120
Yeah that's true, I agree

>>533726295
like 5 or 6 minutes

old man kaytotes will break any day now
eh epog
eh epog
eh epog

>>533726295
luike 15 minutes i think

>>533726295
like 5 or 6 months

can turtle just open their fresh right now so the SoD troons go there?

>>533726120
>unironically tanking in HUMAN form
do tanklets really?

>>533726241
I don't want to DPS though, I like taking. But I will be taking all the 2h weapons.

>>533726281

>>533726476
SoDspics are waiting for GrubHub pvp

>>533726281
prepatch when?

>>533726295
I don't understand why they think OS is the problem. The problem is always going to be hardware. How the fuck would OS magically fix everything?

>>533726491
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HUNTER NEEDS THAT!

need someone to duo with my nelfie priest...

Why do all the skilled players always choose rogue?

>>533726295
Depends how much you wanna milk the clock I guess

>>533726491
tanking* but also taking.

>>533726618
>punching your keyboard when everything is off cooldown is skilled

>>533726576
the spics are on guru?
time to deploy a new rogue character to ruin them

>Why do all the skille-ACK

>>533726609
you're right, I shouldn't invite them and shamans.

>>533726281
The more i play with hungarians, the more i realize how shit they are. Definitely fall under third world category.

>>533726776
the webm/gif the defined a generation

>>533726776
Rogue's literally NEVER recovered from this

ETA on when this server is playable?

>>533726883
That's what makes it the only non gay place to live in europe.

>>533726776
counterpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJueKh1MOI

>>533726776
PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT

>>533726776
that hammer of justice into a fucking comet strike is pure cinema

>>533727060
5 hours

>>533723614
Yeah i've got an urge for classic that I was hoping to scrach with Epoch but I've been waiting too long to start playing on another server.
It's either Epoch comes up or I wait for Turtle's fresh but that's like 2 weeks away.

>>533725998
The part where zones scale, you can buy xp pots/auras and you get lootboxies from quests. Get with the times chud.

>>533726776
>ONLY CC paladin has
>Doesn't trinket it for Evasion

PvE trinket shitter spotted, so not even a pvper, just a vermin ganker

>>533725962
"resto" shamans and druids will roll on your 2h maces lil bro

>>533723847
so you're saying the good parts of the game are f2p?

>>533727060
in about 45 mins (this has happened 3 times)
In about 5 hours and 15 mins (this has happened twice)

Only for testing though.

>>533727569
>a vermin ganker
so 99.9% of all rogues

>>533727637
I didn't want to go there because that makes gurubashitters annoyed for some reason

>>533727160
I fucking hate streamer "culture"

>>533726491
That's fine, nobody is gonna join a group with a retard gimping himself with 2h tanking.

>>533726120
druid here, i stack multple plate dps and tell them to eat shit if they complain.

you all know that soon we'll get another 20 minutes of beta testing and it's going to be glorious.

>>533726241
Hey there was a dude a few threads back going HARD on Paladins being REAL PVMPERS that were a high-tier PvE DPS!

why are zoomers such meta slaves

>>533727621
Too late for it to happen anytime soon, expect an update within the next 6 hours.
We have 3 options. Server goes live tomorrow, they're fucked and need to wait until Monday for server guys to get back to work to swap things over or it's still long fucked and you should check back in next Saturday.

okay I'm going to sleep which will force the update to come in shortly. luv u bros, have a good sleep

>play hunter
>get into every group because i don't compete for gear with anyone except a single memespec no one plays
feels good man

Which class/spec stomps rogues in TBC? Is it druid like in nilla?

>>533728138
warrior, hunters

>>533728117
I'm still seething about that hunter who stole my Dire Nail of the Tiger (+8 STR, +8 AGI), please don't steal my weapons, alright?

I guess they must be confident the server will be up soon since they're letting people joint he discord again.

>>533728349
huh? they turned off discord invites too?

>>533728349
don't make the turtlecucks nervous

>>533728474
I'm pretty sure they locked them down a few days ago

>>533728138
feral druid, non-ret paladin, hunter.

>>533728342
don't worry bro
i'll be meleeweaving so it's 2-handers only for me

>Race: Human
>Sex: Male
>Class: Paladin
>Spec: Retribution
Oh yeah it's time to game, boys.

>>533728349
The update last night implied they're almost done

It’s over

>>533728729
chat is this real?

>>533728849
no but this is

nap time for kaytotes in Germany

Maybe the real poochie was the friends we made along the way

>>533729097
Did you adjust for NEET hours?

>>533728723
>age: 19
>height: six deuce babe
>father's name: i dunno
>sex: hell yeah nigga
>spec: arms
gamin time n shiet

>>533727569
>trinket

kaytotes thought he was a bigshot by saying "I am perfectly fine if some of you never get to play"
now look at the absolute destruction of everything you "built" over the past 4 years

It's unreal how much the complete lack of communication pisses me off. I didn't know I was capable of such utter hatred, I'd always mock people for getting upset about politics and now here I am punching the air like a moron.

>>533729262
Kill yourself.

This is who Shenna and Crogge operate Trundle with:
https://youtu.be/j9SSsFWu7pU

>>533729397
buy an ad

>>533726776
WOTF should break all stuns and disarm + silence all non-forsakens in a 30 meter radius (they do a kneeling animation).

Epoch more like Eflop lol

>Can't even launch a functioning, non-pozzed, only slightly trannified private server of classic(+) WoW in 2025, even without Blizzard coming after you.
What the fuck is even happening in this timeline. I think either aliens, nuclear war, or some kind of end of world depression/starve off is inevitable.

>>533729989
wait did they actually get a cease & desist LMAO

Epoch more like Epawg lol
*goons to Whitemane lewds*

>>533730062
No man, I said WITHOUT Blizzard trannies doing shit.

>>533725962
Honestly how do brownie dps even get groups? If I'm tanking it's gonna be 3 mages carrying me

>>533729989
that's where you're wrong
they're heavily pozzed and this failure is proof that God exists

I NEED A STATUS UPDATE POCHIES.

I JUST WOKE UP.

ARE THE DIALS TUNED?

it's insane how much activity is on their reddit
of course filled with all of the gay toxic positivity of their discord.
these retards just don't learn.

>>533730750
Kaytotes went to sleep a few hours ago

>>533730750
The vibes now are dogshit.

>>533729989
No. Some extinction level event was supposed to happen in 2012 but for some reason it didnt happen. Maybe a meteor got shot down by aliens or something. Now the threads of fate have been severed and we are living in an age that was never meant to be.

>>533730856
>gay toxic positivity of their discord
Maybe for the first few hours of the first day. The shitposting there has been 10x worse than here.

>>533730750
OFFICIAL EPOCH STATUS UPDATE: It's over

>playable 7-26-25

>>533729057
>that's a real game
fuck it I'm gonna give it a go

>see bronzebeard ad
>classic wow reimagined
>it's retail +

these niggers, i want a refund

>>533731123
idk, i just skimmed it, but it's a lot of browns trying to own posters by saying stuff like "lol you just posted a few days ago praising the server"
it reads like paid shilling

>>533731220
>play ascension
>is ascension
Whoa!

>people took time off of work for this

>>533731196
it's legitimately kind of funny

>>533728676
Thanks king

https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1m3n8g1/another_w_from_the_discord_mod_team/
reddit needs to be shut down forever

my biggest problem with bronzebeard is that I can put a bleed on mechnical mob types, you can't do that in vanilla. what the fuck did they do

>>533731305
>be told its classic+
>point out it isn't
fuck that anon right?

>>533731715
>"guys guys, the democratic people's republic of korea isn't a republic!"
Thanks for your input, retard.

>>533731624
Never checked the subreddit. Actually pretty funny most people on it echo us here too. Discord Mods are faggots

>>533731858
If you ever wonder why people don't like engaging with you, read what you type outloud before posting it. If it doesn't sound autistic to you, delete it immediately.

>here's your baste chud server

>radio silence for 5 hours
ITS
OVER

>>533732084
erhm i was told the devs don't like trannies and there are none on the team!

>>533732084
These guys are more sensitive than a virgin clit... you really want your classic+ experience under these people, huh?

>>533732084
>And I am the law
What an impotent little dweeb lol. This retard tried talking down to me when he permabanned me over my character name and I just told him to kill himself.

I am the law. Don't you mother-effers ever forget it.

>>533732272
this is what i'm saying. they are ten times worse than blizzard.

>>533732303
wow anon thats super bad ass

>>533731626
it's a half-baked half-finished funserver. every single concept/idea is only half implemented or half thought out. they never actually finish anything.

>>533732385
He looks like a man who would consume a chalice of cum.

>>533732084
I really don't care what they do with their server I just use it for updates.
>but you have to be mad
Why?

>>533732385

>>533732410
It's a lot less gay than being some tranny-loving nobody faggot who gets off on throwing around his illusory power and sabotaging his own project.

>>533732272
>>533732084
>>533732403
Vibe dev team with typical zoomer/trans low stress tolerance levels.

Let's play MU online guys

>if I'm not able to call people niggers and trannies I can't enjoy the game

>>533732616
no I think both are equal levels of faggotry.

>>533732820

>>533732850
You should probably kill yourself too, then.

>>533732820
unironically yes

>if you post this emote that randomly makes me mad then you deserve a permaban

You know, they say they're banning weird/fetish shit but the hunter chat is full of people lusting over hyena's pseudo dicks and even posting fucking pictures.

>>533733081
it's so irrational and autistic, you can't help but antagonize them. it's like chris chan with pickles.

>>533732820
my father figure is 4chan so this is how i feel

who else was at the fargodeep mine shit show last night

>>533732084
Eggplant is a nazi icon now too?

>>533732674
i play ragnarok sry

>>533732920
>goes to church and flips off jesus on the cross while saying fuck god
>gets kicked out
heh yeah I made those losers so mad epic style.

>>533733175
>thought you were bullshitting
>they actually are

>>533733175
That's poetic, considering I was banned for naming myself Dogknots and only dropping the s when they flagged me for a name change. I'm not even a real furry, I just wanted a retarded name for a hunter. I was helpful as much as possible in world chat during the betas across all my toons, too.

>>533733340
i'm sorry, did you just compare the epoch staff to God? lol

>>533732820
KEEEEEEEK groomed polbrowns actually say this

>>533733548
no he compared the epoch staff to the church staff that kick you out of the church

>>533733340
>epoch wow is sacred just like muh kike on a stick religion
lol

>>533733548
how do i talk to autistic people who are too literal?

>the epoch debate, much like everything else in current year boils down to libtards vs normal people

>>533728349
>>533728474
>>533728525
Invites to the discord never stopped, just go to the welcome channel and scroll up.

>>533733548
>brain too small to handle analogies
grim

>>533733739
Try making less retarded analogies in the future.

>>533733761
>wojak inspired ai sloppa
>libtard
you are gay and a fag lol

How many more days till I can play?

>>533733875
no i'm actually not haha

>>533733874
other anons seem to have understood it. youll figure it out

>>533733974
It's understandable, but it's also retarded. These aren't mutually exclusive.

>>533732674
sorry bro already started on Knight Online

>>533733879
Soon, trust the plan

>>533733081
no negativity in the dojo, a simple concept racist incel trolls like you will never will be able to get which is why you will always stay single and hateful

Soon enough lads, soon enough we will be adventuring in Azeroth yet again! Our Vanilla+. Our Server. Our Epoch.

>>533734190
There's an 85% chance you're Turkish.

>>533734340
I'm a dad gamer, actually. Also a racist, but not once did I ever post anything racist on their discord server or in-game. Crying about racism is for massive fags and mystery meat goblins anyway.

>>533734375
Hear, hear!

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>533734650
It's all coming together.

>>533734650
>>533734650
>>533734650
HOLYFUCKING SHIT

I Believe!

>>533734650
is anyone buying these fakes

>>533734650
Real? I don't have my phone so I can't verify.

WE'RE SO BACK

>>533734650
what about the registration doe

>>533734650
HOLY SHIT (this is me sliding into the server during those slight uptime moments btw)

>>533734650
lab rats, time to do our thing

>>533734865
this is actually real lol

>We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.

Remember: Vote no wipe.

>>533734650

>>533735019
No, wipe it.

>>533734650
>gonna give sour grapes wipefags an option
oh no.

>>533735019
Fuck you. We are wiping all the cheaters' quest and node gold away. FRESH inc

>>533734875
>>533734865
this one israel for once

I will be voting YES to all wipes.
Gurublacks will shit their pants and cry and mope and seethe. But worry not: they are brown, and it doesn't matter what they think.

>>533734650
>However, there is still the matter of how to handle the current state of players on the realms. We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.
UGHHH FUCK OFF YOU Cocksuckers. I work for a software company and even my shitty Product team doesn't use such homosexual teasing language for when things are going to be released JUST SAY WHAT THEY ARE NOW YOU NIGGERS.

>Grok was right on the money on when the server would be back up

Why do people doubt AI?

>>533735019
I'm voting to wipe with both hands

Not because I think it matters, but out of pure, naked spite

Wipe it or don't just LET ME IN

I can’t imagine the pressure the Epoch team is under right now. These next 2 weeks are literally make or break for them. If they screw this up they lose to Turtle forever. Godspeed gentlemen.

>>533734650
oh ffs just fucking wipe it or don't, make a decision and be decisive, don't umm and ahhh in public.

>>533734340
can confirm

>>533734650
>3 options to present regarding the current state of players on the realms
1 is do nothing and leave everything as is
2 is a full wipe
what do you reckon 3 is?

>>533734650
>>533734650
>>533734650
>>533734650
Bros, dare I say... We are back

>>533735316
Delete Gurubashi

>>533735316
Fully geared t3 60s for every account

>>533735316
3 is you donate to keep your character

Reminder that if you vote to wipe the server you admit to being a cuck that thinks they can compete with the speedrunner bvlls. Know your place as a failed male and enjoy seething that you will always be 10 levels behind

>>533735316
i don't think that line has anything to do with a wipe actually, i think it's how to handle the number of players. whether to do a round robin queue, server clusters, or open more servers that would get merged into Kezan later.

I just got off work can I play now?

>>533735316
3 is I come to your house and kill you dead.

>>533735141
>back up in time for the work week

>Still 0 ETAs
At this point the only sensible thing to do is announcing official relaunch next Friday evening. If they launch the servers on some random workday 4am they will lose 50% of players who think they're now perma behind before they ever get hooked.

>>533735316
Wipe for everyone, they get to keep their characters

>>533735332
It was always going to happen

>>533735316
delete the characters with more than a certain amount of gold, profession skill, or resources.

>>533735241
I love that Turtle basically added a ticking clock to the whole scenario.

Tick tock no wipe fags

>>533735489
no but maybe tomorrow, the server will be up and down all day for tests. allegedly the bulk of the work they needed to do is done.

>>533735529
it probably won't be up proper until next weekend anyway.

>>533735551
Cope less Turdle troon

the most bipolar general. even more so than the ones filled with actual bipolar people

Has a server project ever done relatively fast fresh cycles? Like basically resetting as soon as a certain amount of players clear Naxxramas?

I will vote in favor of the wipe only to piss off the retards

>>533735470
It's because I am White and have an inherent sense of Justice.

>However, there is still the matter of how to handle the current state of players on the realms. We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.
Let's analyze this statement.
>how to handle the current state of players on the realms.
To me, this indicates they are talking about what they should do in regards to wipes. My guess for these three options are:
>no wipe, anything above a certain amount of gold gets deleted
>no wipe, no changes to gold
>wipe

>>533735316
All characters retain levels
Full profession reset
Every character's money and inventory is wiped minus hearthstone, and is given 1 gold

>>533735772
not quite like that but ascension had themed seasonal realms

>>533735798
I will vote to wipe because I changed my mind and decided I want to play enhancement shaman instead of balance druid (I love meme specs).

>>533735670
I am actually bipolar but not in the quirky way

>>533735851
NOOOOOOO NOT MY FUCKING PEACEBLOOM

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO THE ONLY FUCKERS AGAISNT WIPE ARE THOSE WHO WANT TO KEEP THEIR EXPLOITED GOLD

>>533735772
The problem with fresh fags is that they quit before ever hitting level 30 and are absolutely not worth listening to. I'm down for resets after let's say 6-9 months after last content patch/raid tier hits the server but not before that.
>>533735659
It's the only sensible thing to do. They already pissed off lots of Europeans by running servers thorough Friday and Saturday nights last week, which led to infinite butthurt about muh exploits

>>533735904
I've played a couple of those and best NMHC one season. I should've specified vanilla or vanilla-adjacent specifically.

>>533736020
I wanna keep my 3 small brown bags ;_;

i vote yes to wipe, because i want even more people to be angry with the staff

>>533736020
You're just mad you didnt get the chance to exploit gold as well

>>533735141
all the fucking do is "discuss internally". my god is there anyone on their faggot ass team that can make a decision? first is was 3 updates where each time they "finally found the bottleneck". now these bingbongs keep throwing the server up at 3am because the jeet ulmeters demands perf results and now the axe wound is saying they need to DISCUSS MORE? is this some great meeting of the minds that takes multiple days? just add the fucking multithreading or pay someone on fiver $200 t do it for you and give me me my damn classic+ i just CANT i am ready to SCREAM

>>533736140
i'm not a fucking pussyfaggot that has to exploit to win
unironically get good

>>533736192
they don't give a fuck about the community, that's why they lock the chat and "discuss internally"

>>533736121
how'd you get that photo of me?

>>533736257
do you realize where you are?

>>533736020
but i wanna keep my 3 stacks of herbs...

Wipe everything so I can steal some names and then proceed to never play

i have professions maxed and am level fifteen on my balding gnomelock on kezan. if they wipe i'll just do it again and i'll still be ahead of you because you have to go to work or jack off or do something else a little bitch does lol.

>>533736067
I was curious because I honestly prefer the leveling experience on a PVP server to the rest of the game. I like to grief in myriad ways (including ways that affect my own faction buddies), but I also often don't initiate combat on nearby enemy players. I find the possibility of forced PVP exhilarating, though. Also typically don't murder lowbies unless I know or suspect it's an alt of someone I despise.

>>533735316
Option 3: anyone who wants to play has to prove their worth by dominating this ebussy

Choose one without being a hypocrite:

"It's only a couple hours of effort to reach lvl 15 so it's no big deal to wipe characters."

vs

"It's only a couple hours of effort to reach lvl 15 so it's no big deal to keep characters."

This server has done nothing but show its incompetence. GL to anyone who tries playing here I can only imagine how much worse it will get in the future too. I'm a turtie sister now unironically

I've reached level 12 before Guru became unplayable.
While I'd prefer no wipe it's not that bad, I'm reconsidering playing a dwarf shaman or paladin over a night elf druid. The wipe is nonsensical, the people who cry about it will quit when it turns out the neets and streamers are hitting lvl 60 within a week with 4 days /played, grinding 14 hours evey day.

>>533736494
>This server has done nothing but show its incompetence
I am all in for the ride.

>>533736494
Begone troon

>>533736494
see you tomorrow

>>533736445
Pretty much this. The people wanting a wipe will all be at work tomorrow but my disabled fat ass is gonna be playing 19 hours a day. Wipe or not they won't keep up.

>works for a week straight to finally get the server up
>blizzard slams these fags with a C&D
>kaytotes crumbles

>>533736481
I don't give a fuck if they wipe progress as long as they don't unreserve my names and also the fucking server needs to be stable and remain up for more than 1 fucking hour.

>>533736481
Only one of these requires effort to change and will delay the release of the server.

>>533736192
It takes a long time to say anything in Entish

>>533736612
Blizzard hasn't (successfully) C&D'd anyone in a decade

>>533736612
if blizzard hasn't cracked down on warmane, they won't crack down on this

>>533736612
dumbass nigger lmao

>>533736494
You will be back. Even before this general reaches the limit, you WILL be back.

>>533736395
"Wipe" would probably just be a reset to launch day, so names would still be reserved.
Unless they don't have a character db backup, lmao.

>>533736612
What if they pull the exact same fake C&D stunt that Gummy pulled?
Wouldn't that be the funniest shit?

>>533736361
Am lvl 9 with rested xp and lucksacked 3 bags. this is NOTHING. i've been through this a million times.
>>533736314
ok i might be a fag but i despise exploiters

>>533736709
how do you know? i don't see many private servers popping up. they were quick to DMCA epoop's youtube trailers

>>533736709
felmyst bros...

>>533736494
I miss when Everyst (more like Evershyt) was run by actual chuds and they killed the server out of embarrassment pretty much right after launch. I even felt like playing a frost mage and powerleveling guildies on their broken code base.

>>533736494
See you on Ambershart

If they are considering a wipe they better fucking say so ASAP to avoid to more spergs harassing them for next 3 months because they wasted Sunday logging in and leveling on a server that will be wiped by Tuesday lmao

"Hey guys, Kes here. We're considering wiping characters, but we still expect you all to show up to stress test randomly over the next 24 hours for free."

>>533736772
yes

Pochie weekend?

>>533736801
I don't think you accrue rested XP when the server isn't even up, but I'm not sure.

>>533736612
Unironically I'd find that the funniest and best outcome.

>>533736892
yeah retard sooner we test this fuck ass server the sooner we get to actually play so who cares wipe or not log in soldier

the only thing that should be wiped is any amount of gold over 5

>>533736873
They don't give a fuck, they've been open about wanting people to login as test dummies for them

>>533736992
You don't

>>533736273
Why would they give a shit? Discord is 90% retarded normalfags jumping on every bandwagon to be on le correct side.
I just wish kaytotes would man up and make decisions, its his saarver.

>>533736809
That's the only thing they ever do, none of the big pservers have ever been shutdown

>>533736481
the problem is they stupidly put a level cap, allowing people to get max level gold from quests

>>533736494

anyone arguing to not wipe is fucking brown, guaranteed

ownedcore, pull up the easiest way to crash a trinitycore private server with zero protections

>>533736612
Uhhh felmyst?????????
are you telling me gummy was lying all along?!?!?!

>>533736992
i mean i got the blue bar but stopped leveling and caring once realized the server most definitely needed a wipe

>The server may come up and go down at random intervals over the next 24 hours while we collect information on our new infrastructure.
So it won't be up until at least this time tomorrow?

>>533737141
show me your hand right now

>>533737141
they are actually screeching internally after reading about the wipe lmao

>>533737003
Not taking the time to wipe servers means they'll be up even faster.

>>533737141
well yeah, indians dont even use toilets, you really expect them to wipe?

How bad is 2h enh shaman? With TBC talents it's basically dead and you're forced to dual wield like a cuck right?

>>533737027
Okay, couldn't recall if there was ever a function to artificially pad rested XP during downtime even on retail.

>SAAAAAR NO WIPE! NOOOOOOOOOO WIPE! ONLY SHIT AND GO NO WIPING SAAAAR

>wipe servers
>game shits itself
>repeat current situation for a week
>wipe again
>repeat until population dies off below the 4k maximum
a brilliant gamble

>SAAAAAAAAR PLS WIPE! WE NEED WIPE FOR FRESH PLAY SAAAAAR! DO THE NEEDFUL!

>>533737141
I got to level 10 and I want them to wipe because I forgot to get the explorer's contract.

>>533737486
>>533737421
>India vs Pakistan

>>533735019
Voting to wipe it even though I made some progress. Early exploiters get the ACK

>>533735610
They don't care. They straight up want the hype to die down.
They know Epoch had a nice chill community before it got flooded by Asmongold fan tier freshfags/tourists
It's too late to go back entirely, but at least some damage can be undone

>dalits: PLEASE SAAAAR WIPE!!! ITS NOT FAIR SOME ARE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME CHANCE AT SAMSARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>533737486
>indian
>wipe

No wipe. I sat around and spammed ctrl v for 12 hours to get in long enough to get to level 10 while you faggots were crying on here, and now you want to wipe all my progress because you were too fat and brown to log in. fuck you

Have jeets entered the goldfarming space to parasitize MMOs or are they really just that far behind chinks in ambition and IQ (and no I don't believe mainland China's purported IQ measure)?

>Epog might be up by my birthday
Very cool.

>>533737748
Glad they aren't giving into fresh junkies, they're a plague on every server they infest and ruin

Do you losers still think this shit is actually going to be playable for longer than 20 minutes?

>>533737923
no

>>533735316
Option 3, keep it capped at 15 to let latefags "catch up" to be fair.

>>533737923
yeah

>>533737837
When's your next birthday, 2028?

>>533737923
like permanently or just this last testing?

>>533737923
hopefully not

are they still going to do the gay retarded round robin south african login system?

>>533738231
FINALLY!!!

>>533736837
>Everyst
blast from the past

Wipes come down to envy of whiteness. It's socialist DEI nonsense because browns can't stand someone out-performing them, since it goes against every narrative they've been fed all their lives.

"I couldn't play at as high as a level as the white players so I need devs to roll them back."

no wipers sicken me, the launch failed, relaunch it. just get everything you got before, stop being greedy. health of the project matters more than your little stockpile when most people couldn't play.
t. level 15 hunter

It's actually kind of crazy how much voice acting Guild Wars 1 had compared to WoW and it came out like 5 months after WoW did.

>server will be mostly active over the next 24 hours
I KNEEL, I take back everything I've said They've done it

Bouncing my butt up and down in front of a pumping futa draenei stud to this news

>kaytotes states there will be no wipes that he's just removing excess gold and adding a level cap
>"n-noo!! mommies it's not enough, they're 30 whole minutes ahead of me it's just not fair mommies make them stop!!!"

>>533738365
i feel the same as a lvl 14 but it kind of sucks since I had a lot of fun experiences as I was able to block off the weekend for nolife-ing. unfortunately won't be able to do the same so I know that a wipe means I won't have as good a time.

>>533738317
It's a shame. I was added to their SI:7 hidden channel just for saying something a bit chuddy. I really wanted the server to survive, bugs and all, just because it rangebanned China.

>when kaytroon was coping in discord saying no one had more than 30g at level 15 so it isn't a big deal

this dude doesn't even play WoW

WIPE YOU FUARKING FAGGOTS WIPE WIPE WIPE DO A PROPER FUARKING LAUNCH

>>533738489
>servers mostly active
>wipe it a day later

>>533738489
He said it'd be up and down in random intervals anon, why are you projecting your hopes and dreams into the text?

>server still not up
BRONZEBEARD SOON SISTERS POSTRATE YOURSELVES IF YOU DOUBTED

>>533738646
Launch was July 26th. If you haven't put in the effort to play and help stress test the servers in the meantime, that's only your fault.

>However, there is still the matter of how to handle the current state of players on the realms. We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.
Doesn't necessarily mean wipe, they could also mean their ideas on how to handle the massive queue which will inevitably form anyway. Could be something like a) let the queue run till people walk away, b) open more realms like Kezan 2 and Guru 2 they've mentioned before and c) introduce this retarded robin queue that Kaytotes suggested.

up (20 minutes)
down (23 hours 40 minutes)
checkmate troonturtles

So, is this shit multi threaded now?

To the Anon who received my free bronzebeard referal today, I hope you're enjoying it <3

>>533738639
30g means nothing in the long run

monday morning for sure sis

>>533738549
he stated that before the server was down for 7 more days and 10k more people showed up in discord. there is zero reason not to relaunch other than whiny faggots trying to hold onto their 12 hours of progress when like 95% of the playerbase couldn't play at all

i don't care if pochie comes up, they won't be able to do maintenance or bugfixes at all hahahaha. this is just one last push to bring in cashcow donors.

>>533738842
been fun so far leveling a shammy, really enjoying the random items spread throughout the world.

>non wipe dads argument is they will wipe again
insane mental gymnastics here

the only reason they'd ever consider to wipe again is if server continues to be a shitshow AND they find another exploit. in which situation it won't matter anymore because any half brained person will leave inmediately for new turtle.

How do I combat FOMO, it's ruining gaming for me I keep jumping between games.... FUARK

>>533738758
I would've put in the effort if I hadn't been perma'd during beta 3 (originally projected to be the final one then game release soon :) heh). I would've even donated to keep it running. Gaycopes is allergic to intelligence and money because he (misgendering) pays for everything with his mom's thong credit card.

>>533738942
nonsensical logic. it means a lot in the short and medium term and that may not seem like a lot 3 years in but that person will be one of the richest at that point

death to all no wipers

>>533739093
SAAAAR GO TEAM TURTLES SIRRRRRRRRR SAAAAAR

>>533738839
Apparently they're running on 2 out of 10 cores now

wipe THIS *unzips bussy*

ITS UP

GET IN GET IN

>>533739093
yeah you wipe once here because the launch failed. 2.5k people out of the 30k+ who were trying to play got online and a chunk were doing the classic "exploit early and often" thing. if they have to even consider wiping again everyone is going to dip. all the no wipe arguments i see are just in bad faith, they want to keep their progress and that's all there is to it.

>>533739306
>Retail+

I've only ever played warrior, spent maybe a total of 1hr in my life on a mage...

are the other classes even fun

How do we get into bronzebeard?

>>533739457
Warrior is literally the most boring class

servers are up

>>533739545
they're spamming invite links on their youtube channel and discord

Log in brown cuck, time to play Epoch for the next 10 minutes before a crash

>>533739545
You pay $15 for a shitty Alpha

BROS IT'S UP GET IN

>>533739545
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/65468146-5c87-4ef9-a23a-63602f9a667e

>>533739457
As a guy who mained Warrior thorough all xpacs from TBC to Dragonflight and then retrospectively tried it in Classic vanilla - I think I got over it now. Warrior sucks in retoilet because they cling to the Legion design which is awful for both fury and arms (APM carpal tunnel syndrome and boring ass burst windows build around colossus smash) and from TBC to MoP feral is the more fun/versatile stance dance class.

why are /wpsg/trannies raiding and pretending it's up

>>533739924
Because its funny watching Brazilians dance

>>533739924
The pigs last squeal before it's slaughtered like a pig.
Epoch won and they can't handle it

>>533739924
Upset their general is dead

>>533739924
Wow, t-slur? Really? This is why we stick to /wspg/. You are awful.

do they not know we all have the website tracker up?

>>533739924
>he checked

Did anyone even play on the server? The best I got was 5k in queue

>>533739924
IT'S UP

https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/commits/feature/debian-build/
>ulmetrs fixes merged into debian branch 25 minutes ago
it's coming up soon brothers.

>>533740174
MY FUARKING HERO

ITS ACTUALLY UP

>it's real
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>533740174
nope
*spams macros on my character, instantly taking the server down*

>>533740248
>>533740174
CALLED IT IT'S UP BROS GET IN HERE

>>533739757
You should try warrior in Wallcraft. I've heard from decent, longtime warriors that his changes have been good.

IT'S DOWN NOOOOOO

I went offline at 6am on the 27th after finally being able to login and play for a little bit. I thought it would be smooth sailing from there

>>533740135
I have 9 hours played

>>533740338
NANTO... HAYAI!

IM IN

>it's actually up
GOGOGOGO

Our fuarking hero.

DOUBTERS MUST KNEEL

>>533740585
holy shit 6 whole fixes in 6 whole days? she's fucking nutso with the gutso baby!

>>533740585
name one

>>533740135
12 hours /played on guru in the first 24h after launch. Could have been over 13h, but my client crashed at one point and queue was on.
People who cry about not getting in just didn't try hard enough.

auth servers are still dead

no kaytotes call to arms, no log in
simple as

https://project-epoch-status.com/
this kills the turtle tranny

It's another 3 AM kaytotes call to arms goon session.

>>533740585
>she changed genders of NPCs

>>533740740
>it's actually up
GET IN GET IN GET IN

I spent some time reading through the github and it seems highly likely they used AI for a lot of this. No real programmer adds comments to their work like this.

Also kaytroon just merged some commits so expect test "soon"

>>533740751
trust the war room

>>533740797
>No real programmer adds comments to their work like this.
lol okay bro

>>533740797
moka i swear to fucking god if you don't stop posting here I am banning you.

>>533735772
gummy does annual fresh regardless of how far people have progressed

>>533740585
wow, this troon right clicked words with the red underline and selected the suggestion. bravo! riveting work! +10 breast hormone points to you!

AI is good, if you think otherwise, you were duped by trannies.

still can't get in, when is the shitty ass fucking gay test on kezan. Also which class should I play?

>>533739306
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>533740846
sorry but contrary to whatever youtube tutorial you watched or dogshit course you completed, code should be self explanatory most times. They have fucking comments every couple of lines.

>>533740864
What are gummy servers called again? Did he run Valkyrie?

>>533740895
what about trannies that use AI like epoch?

>>533740990
Kes has not been confirmed as a troon, she has big triple D tits and a deep vagina.

>>533740947

Gummy's Cummy Time: The Burning Cumshot

>>533727569
>Doesn't trinket it for Evasion
Who is the real pve shitter?

>>533741038
wrong she's hung and has a massive girldick

>>533741038
there are multiple fags on there team who use pronouns. in fact, most of them do. it is assumed that all people with pronouns in their bio are trans freaks.

>>533741196
>what is the sacred act of taqiyya
Seethe turtletroon.

>>533740653
Hope they fixed this one, it always bugs me.

how many people here think they could physically overpower Ross, pin him down and do whatever they wanted to him?

>>533740585
Considering they have all been pointed out at some point in time since 2006 I don't see how in a week he has only accomplished fixing 6 typos that no one gives a shit about. These zoomers really do not like working for more than 2 hours a day holy shit.

they are bringing it up soon?

>>533737372
I think so but there might still be some 2h viability in pvp

>>533740585

>>533740135
I got to level 11 I don't care if they wipe just make a fucking decision and turn the servers on

you sad, lonely, pathetic cucks are still waiting and not playing the game?

You could've unironically been level 60 by now

>>533720678
Who is this anime whore please respond

wipe it & crank it

>>533741038
>>533741189
>>533741196
kes is shenna

>>533742208
Makes zero sense, Shenna can actually make a functional server.

>>533742146
Sorry, anon. We are team #NoWipes here

>>533742276
not without Kuz

>>533741821
If they leave a poll up for an entire day, or even a few hours, while leaving the servers down I will rip my own eyes out

you can't bait me cause im bating myself

>>533742408
that's exactly what they're going to do anon LMAO

Hello how are you

>>533742120
she's from Rock is a Lady's Modesty a really mid band anime

>>533742646
Thank you, going to crank it to this

https://youtu.be/TtsYiSzn320?si=IQoyaL1JrEGWcNSZ

ETA?

>>533742450
cute strasza

>>533742450
Full and more

What are the three options going to be?
>leave it as it and let it rip
>wipe and force everyone to start again
>delete all level 15 characters

Do I got take a nap or wait for servers to come back up?

>>533742762
>both fresh servers
>leave kezan/guru 1 as they are and release 2 as fresh
>clone current kezan/guru onto the additional realms

>>533742791
Nappy time, you won't miss anything.

>>533742762
>add new fresh servers

>get an alert on bronzebeard that a GM wants to talk to you
>thought I was about to get shit for spamming chat and having a incediary name
>GM was just asking if I know about the new crafting system, shows me some shit and gives me free mats

This shit ain't so bad

>>533742058
Fresh Turtle on the 17th, trust the plan

>>533742791
servers coming back up implies they were up to begin with.

will they open registration alongside the servers?

>>533742757
https://files.catbox.moe/21lznp.png

you can have this one

if there assumptions are accurate we might be servers on monday / tuesday.
>never forget what ross did to us epochbros, he must be liquidated......in game.

>>533742926
would have called him a faggot
I don't take handouts

>>533743019
LOL

>>533743019
no

>>533742949

>>533735080
>>533735219
>>533737615
>>533735135
Yes let's have the fresh junkies piss and shit all over Epoch.
IDC about my own progress, I just don't want tourists ruining it for everyone else.

wen up?

>>533743042
He and Kaytotes will die in a real revolution for being fat retards anyway.

ATTN: ALL EPOG CHATTERS

I am selling the Epoch reserverd character named "Ross".

Please send $50 to the monero address below:

43X8U2g1o4VpMzP7bVbYx9yVk3cB9b2nA5rB1LmN6RhKD2WyxzqjYfYZu6hK7zRtPksfJ4bRwzA1L8LjaNd8oE7xGFzCk9m

>>533743035
I thought you were an anal guy...

Did they do anything cool with Brill and Kharanos?
I only had time to see nu-Goldshire.

>>533743305
I am, I'm just throwing a bone to all the uncultured swine.

>>533743152
>Im so altruistic this isn't about me
fuck off

>>533743331
they have added trans pride flags ^^

I have the next 3 days off, I dont care if i have to sit in queue for a few hours but I better be able to login to the server at least twice before I gotta return to the cage

>this retarded fuck is still fucking begging for people to buy his accounts

>>533735316
Well judging from their word usage, they said "players on the realms" and not the servers directly. Means a wipe probably isn't even an option on the table, since that would affect a server, not a "players". Unless they are ESL mode. Server wipe with name retention would also just go back to square 1 problems, in that dense player clumping (all lvl 1 again at starter) will just cause further server load issues, pointing to again no wipe. On a path of no wipe, obv 1st would be prof/gold wipe with bag retention. This allows any [potential] financial gains reset to a lvl 1 roughly, without moving players back to start. 2nd could be an exp boost option, up to level 15 where the cutoff was. Not a great opt, but people may not be adverse to gaining back time they lost in a way that only hurts those who were ahead. 3rd could be retain the level 15 lock on the servers for another X amount of days. This would mean it stops those at cap exp wise (not financial gains) so others could catch up and get what they might have (now), and then unlock it once a sufficient amount of time has passed as a "soft launch" from lvl 15. Ofc if devs really are the cuck faggots they've shown to be at times, they could just bend the knee and wipe it.

>>533742450
Give us some Cunnymane!

>>533743639
>thinking its gonna be up in 3 days
lmao

The quest line where you find out what Matthias shaw did to anduin was horrible. I wasn't expecting them to broach that kind of subject on a private server.

>>533743019
you aint gonna be able to register for a week or two - I made 3 alt accounts though. I'll sell you one.

>>533743639
anon i'd get comfy with another game if I were you

>>533743302
all devs/jannies got first dibs on reservations before the rest of us did, Ross has his name

realistically how long will you wait for servers to come back up?

kaytotes please... give me the daily dose...

>>533743639
I'm on my 2nd wagie break since launch and have about 1hr of playtime.

not happening brother, just mr goldstein for more time

>>533743405
Uncultured swine here, I'd prefer the anal.

>>533744193
5 minutes to 24 hours now

>>533744183
Ross' character name is Demon

Gonna take a nap.
Watch them turn on the servers in 30 minutes while I'm in bed.

>>533744784
You have about 2 hours and 15 mins until they typically turn on the servers.

>>533744784
If their last update is anything to go by. It may come up a couple times over the next 24 hours for testing. Both servers.

>>533743834
https://files.catbox.moe/sypdlb.png
here's a quick one

>>533744312
but anal is patrician
>>533743305
here's a quick anal version

https://files.catbox.moe/cyw4w4.png

>>533745071
Fucking BASED!

alternate cunnystrasza
https://files.catbox.moe/wettde.png

Need more WoW cunny please

Dicks unironically too big.

>>533745434
it was better when she was in orc captivity

>>533743408
Nah fuck you, I'm tired of fresh junkies ruining every fucking server they infest
Epoch suffered enough, go fuck off to Turtle or Ascension

Reminder that the cunny pedophiles are voting for a wipe. Don't let them win

POV: you're a 30 year old Brazilian living with your family spam refreshing a login server for 8 days straight because you can't afford a real sub

ROSS IS SHENNA

>>533745491
like who
my model doesn't know many WoW characters

>>533745767
Can you do a futa plapping Vanessa Vancleef, or Sylvanas
really any character I love all cunny

>>533745869
I can try but unlikely without distinct characters that the model knows (which it doesn't know vanessa)

>>533745959
Futa humie getting sucked off by cunny Whitemane then

>>533745764
SHENNA IS ROSS

I don't really care if they wipe because the poopsockers will be ahead in 2-3 days of regular server time anyways. Still I'm going to vote for a wipe if the option is presented, just to see the poopsockers seethe

>>533745071
>but anal is patrician
I know, even a broken clock is right twice a day and I'm a swine that loves butt stuff.

>>533746328

>once again they are going to tease until bumfuck hours then open the servers for an hour

was having fun with bronzebeard until i found out the only way to get a dungeon group is to use the level scaling random dungeon finder where you can't choose what dungeon to queue for and get put into uldaman at level 18 instead of deadmines where all your quests are

>>533746328
On paper I am for a wipe, but honestly I'd rather just let the sweats have their advantage than deal with the clogged starter zone and the instability that would probably cause. I just wanna do some dang dungeons man

Anal is patrician in the sense that if you fuck someone in their shithole, you can really say you love them. But it's not patrician in the sense that you're fucking a literal sewage pipe, like my bad pimp you must really be that desperate.

>>533746026
without too much effort the most I'll be likely to get is age gap selfcest, but I'll mess around with it for a bit.

here's a vancunny from a lora I grabbed, it's not too great unfortunately.
https://files.catbox.moe/jcunsp.png

>>533746623
BASED!

>>533746462
it's an EU server hosted in UK with UK admin team, I don't know why NA fats even bother. You should level your blacksmithing and tailoring irl to craft a chain vest and Kevlar armour for your school tomorrow.

>>533746484
just like classic

>>533740585
What does this mean.

>>533746462
it should be around now

>>533746241
FINKLE IS EINHORN

>>533747409
give it about 2-3 more hours Kaytotes barely 8 hours in his nap

>>533746527
do you really think the zones are gonna be less clogged if like 130 players out of 30k are allowed to keep their level 15s? most people haven't even played yet

>>533747935
if it's only 130 players why do we need a wipe?

>i think this
>i believe that
>on paper
buddy the server doesn't even exist and you're waiting on retarded middle aged british vibe coders to figure it out for over a week now. spend your brain power on something tangible

I'M UP

Not what you asked for but the lora is being finnicky so I'll try more later.

https://files.catbox.moe/hcf7r2.png

>>533748331
Holy fuck it's kino
Futas belong balls-deep inside fresh cunny

>>533731613
Cheers m8
>rolls on corpsemaker, ravager and dreadforge retaliator

wakey wakey Kaytootels. rise and shine.

https://youtu.be/9N0lOQtW9lM?t=8

>>533748331
cunnymane double teaming a cock with cunnystrasza...

>>533748183
because the first launch failed, why do we need to preserve their progress when we could just do it over fresh with stable servers and higher player limits? they'll get ahead again anyway, just reset to prelaunch with the reserved names and send it.

how would you go on about doing soul of iron on gurubashi?
the only feasible thing that comes to mind is to literally have at least a total of three characters on secondary accounts to move you from dungeon to dungeon. But even then theres a chance of getting into a fight if you leave the portal to reset. So you'd use the same summoners as scouts i suppose?
On the other hand, if you had a party of 2-3 people and poopsocked enough you could just get ahead the curve and just quest normally

>>533748803
sorry but that doesn't necessitate a wipe, you're just going to have to get over it.

I want a wipe because I think it would be neat symbolically

>>533748967
NTA but I think there's nothing wrong with a wipe. The server's been effectively un-launched at this point, you may as well do it and start everybody fresh again.

>>533747935
No, but the level 15s aren't the only ones who have progress made. There's got to be a vast swathe of sweats who are at varying points of progress beyond the initial starter zone now, and they will continue to move on and spread out, making less competition for mobs and faster progression for everyone across the board. If you want to be a perma-epoch resident I understand the sentiment, but me personally, I'm just here to do some grindan for a few months and some people being ahead of me really doesn't affect me much.

>>533748967
They are considering it so it doesn't matter what a faggot on 4chan thinks. Just gotta wait and see

>>533748967
I could say the same thing to you if they do wipe it. Ultimately it's out of our hands, but most people did not get to play the game. Just wipe and send it, no more wipes after that.

non-wipers are just baiting. nobody thinks the server shouldn't reset

Fucking wipe niggers without an account are getting a vote, might as well wipe again when they open registrations again in a month.

>sitting here with my cock in my hands because I don't want to take the chance and get distracted playing something in case the server comes up

>>533749079
why does everyone who earned their levels have to have them taken away just to satiate some completely subjective ethereal sense of "a launch" when everyone freely admits it's not that many people and that the level isn't that high. there is literally no reason to wipe and force people to relevel their characters during a launch when shit is already going to be congested. literally just forcing people to tediously relevel so a bunch of sobbing infants can feel better they missed the few hours the server has been up and then still get left behind in leveling anyway, pretening like the server has been up for DAYS and only a few people can access it. fucking bullshit.

<Wipe>

>>533749593
We don't do that here sir

>>533746701
I was actually thinking about taking the cultural European practice of Engineering and crafting some sapper charges

Heh...fucking losers

Yeah I camped a hyperspawning chest for 2hrs straight, git gud queueniggers

>>533749012
yes but the problem is that if they wipe and still have major problems...it's very hard to recover from a blunder like that.

basically they gotta be 100% ready to go if they are going to wipe.

im level 9 warrior @Kezan and totally fine with a wipe

reminder it's only third world browns who want a wipe

>>533749296
I'm not going to leave if they don't, I'm here for the long haul. But the argument of people spreading out kind of falls flat when you realize that only a small fraction of players actually beat the queue because the server capacity was so low. Wiping for that side rather than the sweats who took advantage of the various broken things on launch day makes more sense to me. I'd rather them wipe it than trust that they took away the ill-gotten gains from exploits and such.

I cannot wait to read the seethe from these faggot fucking hyper spawn exploiting niggers once God Ross announces that their stolen progress is being deleted

>>533749750
100%

Why do the turtle shills want a wipe so bad?

>>533749851
it's mostly grizzly/progress/apes faggots. a loud minority in both voice and skin color

They could make a separate fresh pve/pvp realms and none of the wipe niggers would roll on them.

>>533749590
you have to be baiting. it takes almost no time to reach 15 on this server with TBC talents and extra quests in every zone. people were at the cap in mere hours and then they started exploiting the gold cap bonus

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yaaaaaaard
Damn Right, It's Better Than Youuuuurs
Damn Right, It's Better Than Youuuuurs
I Can Teach Youuuu, But I'd Have To Chaaaaaaaargeeeee

>>533749590
The answer is simple, the server launch failed and has been used as a stress test for 7 days. Why would anyone keep progress from a beta test?

>>533750012
Bred by futas daily

>>533749750
if they set the precedent that server problems=wipes it's going to lead to everyone inconvenienced by any technical issue ever to demand rollbacks/wipes lmao

>Wipes: Denied
>Exploiters: Destroyed
>Gold: Deleted
I'm ready for the seethe

>the server staff should communicate during reasonable hours
>YAHH WELL LEAS' WE DON' GET SHOT DOIN' MAFFS IN SKEWL INNIT BRUV

>>533749590
I don't think many people care about the levels
most people seem bothered by the professions and gold/boes that were illegitimately acquired by hyperspawned chests/nodes and exploiting the fake level cap for gold

>>533749851
>camped chests
>camped nodes
>did all of my max level quests on a throwaway character so that i can still level with them on main while mailing the gold to my main
>they wipe
>i am unbothered because i live off of disability for schizophrenia and will just get ahead of you again when you go to work

>>533750063
this is just retarded whataboutism. people want one wipe because the initial launch failed

I got someone on bronzebeard to mail me items before paying, should I scam them?

>>533750012
Bred by human shotas daily.

>>533749987
if it takes almost no time why do you have to wipe everything???? why do i tediously need to relevel just to make you happy? for no fucking reason at all, just because you're a pissy little crybaby that wants to take out the shitty launch on everyone else. kill yourself you emo faggot, slit your fat wrists and die.

>>533750012
Finally someone gets classic+ right

>>533749590
Ultimately, it's an okay if they do, okay if they don't situation. But if you think losing a measly 15 levels in a wipe is "fucking bullshit", then you got too much skin in the game to comment on this in an unbiased manner. More problems would be fixed by wiping than not in this situation.

Lvl 15 niggers are getting desperate KEK
Maybe you'll enjoy the game after the wipe instead of speedrunning like a faggot

>>533750209
my character is level 15 I'm just not selfish piece of shit. you wipe for the good of the server. kill yourself, loser. if you can't level to fucking 15 again just quit, I'll be here leveling multiple characters to 60

>>533750246
they're not crying about the levels, it's about all the gold and profession xp.

they're lying, scamming niggers

>>533750141
>most people
wrong, every poll about this shows the majority is anti-wipe. you are a vocal minority crying about retarded conspiracy theories. the guy who has actual access to the database and can see everyone's inventory says it's fine, unless you have actual evidence that there was widespread caps and farming or whatever then you have no leg to stand on.

>>533750157
Why do people think they can hide gold on another character like they're funneling money to some offshore account?

>>533749936
it's in one part (the loud vocal part) retards who think they have fallen behind asking for equal footing again
the other part is just shitposting to test the devs integrity. Wiping is entirely the wrong move in every conceavable way, it will bring back all of the problems that haunted the initial launch as well. Even with their new "upgrades" they still cant serve thousands of people in the same zones. Considering that they are however retarded, it's entirely possible that they will keep the level cap and increase it by like 10 levels per week. It sounds absolutely retarded but that's what the level 15 cap was in the first place. To allow people stuck in the queue to """catch up""". This is so stupid they might just do it again

>>533750074
I'm quitting the server if they wipe.

Having to redo the starter zone again, getting punished for not being a techlet, killing off my character's journey, my progress, my name just so Enrique Hermanos Philippe Guerrero Alejandro who heard of the server 1 day ago can snipe it isn't exactly fair.

I'm sorry for not being a techlet and getting to level 11 which apparently makes me a sweat.

>>533750350
i'm not hiding the gold i'm just not gonna use it on that character so it'd be a waste. if they wipe the gold's gone so there's no point in hiding it

>>533750246
>a measly 15 levels
then why the fuck does it necessitate a wipe? it's not that big a deal but it needs to be needlessly reversed? why? to make you happy? you fat fucking tranny.

>>533750209
You are being the most "emo"tional one here cuz you're upset your advantage is going to be removed.

>>533750350
diversified assets

>>533750363
If they keep the level cap, I'm quitting. The wipe is inconsequential to me, but trying to push everyone towards a hard level barrier when the Turtle fresh is right around the corner is just taking it too far.

>>533750382
there's like 40k people waiting to play, no one cares if you can't stomach a single wipe. what exactly are you so desperate to keep?

>>533750319
you didn't even get in to play, that's why you're coping and want a wipe, seethe brownoid lol

FRESH

>>533750612
>>533750612
>>533750612

>>533750547
A wipe means names will get wiped as well you retard.

Ive waited two years for this server, if some tourist snipes my name I'll just fucking quit.

>>533750520
>level 15 isn't that big of a deal why do you care lol
>oh my god it's such an unfair ADVANTAGE
which is it you obese mexican tranny, explain it

>>533750382
>the queue just got shorter
Thank you seething troon for having the emotional intelligence of a 5 year old. Hopefully more follow your lead.

>>533750292
YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP FOR THIS POST

>>533750623
ah yes of course because it's inconceivable that someone would reach a fucking level 15 cap and wouldn't want to lose such an insane amount of progress
cope and seethe tranny, they will wipe and you will lose your professions or whatever you're trying to desperately cling to

NEW FRESH
>>533750786
>>533750786
>>533750786

>>533750823
yeah I say we use this one