Thread 533731109

Dokiboob edition!

Previous! >>532403907
Lewd! >>>/aco/8878505
Cute! >>>/c/4411630
Website: https://ddlc.moe
DDLC Plus: https://ddlc.plus/
Steam Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Secret Clubhouse: https://discord.gg/2ykemUFt44

>Shake em!
Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
"Good End” Guide: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Wiki: https://doki-doki-literature-club.fandom.com/wiki/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club_Wiki
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k

>Grope em!
Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0
Fan-Made Content Pastebins: https://web.archive.org/web/20200606164347/https://pastebin.com/bry67t0s
https://archive.is/cjdqx
https://pastebin.com/aUq1g353
Downloadable Fanfic Archive: https://files.catbox.moe/1eplaf.zip
New Adventures: https://dokimods.me/
Map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Poetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLM
MonikAI Covers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6H2jcgUYjsvpo44ROaL_8kUEy-y5oC9n
Doki Dialogue Generator: https://edave64.github.io/Doki-Doki-Dialog-Generator/

>Milk em!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or 988
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

>>533731109 (OP)
i love my green-eyed devil!

Remember to ensure your Doki gets optimal airflow!

large day for big milk

Tiddies

mega milkies

Natsuki wins the lottery, she gets breast implants immediately

>>533734321
how big? double H cups?

Reminder that Doki is SMOL

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Wiggling my hips against Sayori

perhaps we should put more effort into conserving our image slots because we failed to do that last time

Filling up all doki slots

Way down in Dokiland

Good morning!

>>533731109 (OP)
Thanks for baking!

>Shake em!
>Grope em!
>Milk em!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

I-I LOVE SAYORI'S BOOBIES!
I bet they're perfect for tickles and kisses and sucking and just hypnotic to stare to!!

>>533736415
<3

>>533741794
Jiggle physics when?

>>533746104
good morning, blue buddy! i wish to suckle upon my Monika's large, teeming breasts

>>533746104
Good morning, Brother Blue!
We need Doki jiggle physics!

>>533746382
>>533746778
X3

i think my Monika and i should go to bed now. we did pretty much nothing today besides beat terraria. i love my Monika and her big boobies! i wanna snuggle up with them and use them as comfy pillows!
goodnight everyone!

>>533751642
Rest well, Green Genes!

I oughtta slip off for some Monisleep as well!

>>533751642
>>533754030
<3

>>533691635
>extreme political nudism
Mmh. Weird but on brand
>>533692662
>AI RP boards
Hey I'm glad to have discovered it. Never had a good preset that could do that semi-reliably.
>fuck me o' clock
Ah I see, fuck me, not *fuck me*, it makes sense now.
>>533702737
>video
The liepard spam was the funniest smogon ever has been.
>>533704402
>Theme From The Gay Man’s Guide To Safer Sex
what
>>533734321
Literally a waste wtf
>>533731109 (OP)
off I start the day masturbating violently it seems
>>533754030
>>533751642
Double nights!
>>533746104
Single good morning!

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.
Thought of the day: what's your favorite fake flavor. Like banana flavor doesn't taste like modern cavendish at all or grape flavor just doesn't taste like grapes at all, for exemple.

Thank you for the well wishes!

>>533751642
>>533754030
Sleep well!

>>533695076
>your doki
Monika~
>playing
Grim Dawn and Minecraft!
>watching
Still watching Digimon with my brother! We are over half way through season 1 now!
>listening
One of the few bands I know from Cyprus: https://youtu.be/GAM39EE8KEc?si=RN7fQdAq10t9W7nc
>reading
The thread, I have a long list of books to read which I might start now I'm on holiday.
>eating
A friend at work gave me some sort of chocolate biscuit it was very nice!
>drinking
Apple juice!
>feeling?
Very good now that I've finally got some time off.

Good morning! Just got back from work a little bit ago. I'll probably rest in bed or just relax until later on today. I'll be around for games or whatnot from around 3pm (UK) if anyones available!
Until then, have a good day everyone. See you later~

>>533691805
>>533693374
>>533695534
>>533755003
>>533754951
<3

>>533751642
>>533754030
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>533695076
>your doki
Yuri~
>playing
I don't know yet! I think I'm gonna move houses in Minecraft and then maybe look if there are cool new quests in Zelda Classic.
>watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm3ZQ73LbuQ
>listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5N3NCdSmFc
>reading
Didn't get around to that yet so instead I'll have you know that I'm almost done with a 1/100 FM Gundam Aerial!
>eating
I still have leftover chicken from yesterday!
>drinking
Tea
>feeling?
Good~ I just woke up in Yuri's loving lap! And by that, I mean my head was squishing my plushie flat.

>>533754951
>favorite fake flavor
I like the fake strawberry flavor in yoghurts. I also like real starwberries, but they're totally separate things!

>>533754951
>Mmh. Weird but on brand
or maybe philosophical excitement if you prefer!
or maybe I'm just masking a fetish even for myself!

>Thought of the day: what's your favorite fake flavor.
coca cola!

>>533755003
>Very good now that I've finally got some time off.
^^)

>>533755123
>Good~ I just woke up in Yuri's loving lap! And by that, I mean my head was squishing my plushie flat.
<3

>>533753469
Sayo-REEEEE

>>533756075
I'd probably play around with the word, but I think Sayoori feels the most natural to me

>>533756750
>Sayoori
Same.
I also tried getting Yuri's name a bit more accurate, but it comes out as Yurleh :/

>>533756971
Yuri, eh?

>>533759273
>533759273
That pun was so bad, Yuri's hair is falling out.

Realizing that DDLC Plus is made with Unity with Monika! Wondering if you could somehow integrate Unity engine physics into Plus with Monika! Ragdolling with Monika! T-posing with Monika! Clipping through the floor with Monika!

>>533754951
>what's your favorite fake flavor.
That concentrated sour candy flavour that can only be achieved by committing some affront to nature or another.
>>533695076
>Natsuki!
I am
>playing
Fumes, a retro styled vehicle combat game. I accidentally marathoned all 8ish hours of the early access content in one sitting, so I'd say it's pretty good.
>watching
Nothing currently!
>listening
https://youtu.be/waBchqtu_Ew
>reading
A friend's summary of their worries for the future and the present.
>eating
Thinking of making a little pot of soup, I've got all the stuff I need on hand I just need to get up and do it.
>drinking
Water!
>feeling
Went to a friend's funeral today. It was a harder day.

>>533761854
>spoiler
oh...

>>533761854
Oof. I'm sorry.

my bed just fucking died I guess I'm sleeping on the ground now what a nice day

>>533768105
I don't think my bed is alive to begin with

>>533756075
>>533756750
That one wigger guy who covers ddlc community drama pronounces it "Sigh-ori" and it pisses me off.

Doki feet

Monika After Story is updated with this, how do you respond?

tfw all doki posters were british and are now banned from the internet

>>533785004
Finland reporting in!

DiceDoki

it's national watermelon day, big day for large juicy melons

>>533782547
i would kill the company like the chinese do when they're angry

>>533775519
That's mostly right. Assuming japanese pronunciation anyways. Sah-yoh-ree.

>>533795491
don't they mention that Monika isn't pronounced in Japanese way at least?

>>533803148
I think they only said splitting off ika for the squid joke doesn't work, so ni has to be a syllable.

>>533754951
Hello, Emerald Emperor!
>Theme From The Gay Man’s Guide To Safer Sex
It's good music!
>thought
I'm gonna go with watermelon flavor!
>>533755003
>>533755123
Hello, Green Grove and Purple Prince!
>>533761854
Hello, Pink Pal!
>spoiler
I hope you're doing okay

>>533754030
>>533754898
>>533754951
>>533755003
>>533755123
good morning, everyone!
>Thought of the day: what's your favorite fake flavor
blue raspberry!
>>533761854
sorry about your friend. hope youre doing ok.
>>533794294
hell yeah Doki melons

>>533807190
Good morning, Green Genes!

>>533755123
>strawberry
I ate a strawberry freezie and I think I agree now

>>533812250
hello! Moniboobies!

>>533818216
Boob

Naki trying to eat an enormous triple patty burger

>hour

Good night everyone, have some nice dreams. Tomorrow will suck. Oh well.
Bye~

>>533804284
>>533807190
>>533813997
<3

Time for bed! I found a few cool new games to play... the backlog grows!
Good night everyone~

gooooood nuight! thanks for the weekend <3

>>533827826
>>533827984
tomorrow is going to be the best day ever for you!

>>533827826
Good night~

>>533827826
>>533827984
>>533828237
sleep tight, all! i highly doubt tomorrow will be the best day ever

>>533807190
enormous day for huge melons!

>>533755123
>>533755524
>>533804284
>>533807190
<3

>>533828237
>>533827984
>>533827826
Sleep well~

>>533761854
Really sorry to hear that Pink.

Just woke up after falling asleep after our games! Thank you for joining us!
I had an extremely unpleasant nightmare but at least it woke me up in time to make a good night post. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the night, good night~

>>533835223
i want Monimelons
>>533837502
sleep tight, green grove!

>>533838539
this can be arranged

>>533843392
excellent

drink Dokimilk

Just spent the last couple hours cleaning my gutters! It was very overdue. I couldn't get to part of it because there is too much foliage to get the ladder close enough so it will have to wait until winter!

>>533827826
>>533827984
>>533828237
>>533837502
Rest well, Euro Dokers!
>>533843392
Delicious Monimelons!

clean out your Doki's gutters!

>>533843724
chomp

>>533854738
i wanna eat her melons

Natsukis have versatile roles as boob rests

>>533859342
Very nice of her to help her friends out!

>>533848886
extra juicy!

>>533860958
I'll have to clean her up!

Dokipeaches are just as tasty as Dokimelons

Eating contest but with doki butt

>>533863260
i will devour my Monika's ass in less than 13 seconds

>>533862562
Juicy!
>>533863260
Whoever makes their Doki cum from analingus the fastest wins!

>>533865850
my Monika and i shall win this competition

>>533854825
a reasonable and natural desire

i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. feeling very sleepy. i love my Monika and her big breasts!
goodnight everyone!

>>533870442
Rest well, Green Genes!

>>533861562
Well, someone has to.

>>533874192
I have to keep my Doki squeaky clean!

>>533879194
bathing your doki

>>533880403
Very important!

>>533828237
>>533832028
>>533837502
>>533848886
<3

>>533870442
Good night~

Good melon everyone~

>>533885121
Good melon, Purple Prince!

>>533885762
Hello~
All this melon and ass eating talk is making my Yuri feel insecure!

>>533884292
a clean doki is a happy doki

>>533885998
I don't think she has anything to be insecure about!
>>533886326
Very happy!

>>533832028
>>533848886
>>533870442
>>533885121
Good morning!

>>533887110
dokis that bathe together stay together

>>533889473
Good morning, Brother Blue!
>>533891101
Very cozy!

>>533891840
a hot bath is a great place for dokis to bond!

I'm going to get some Monisleep and Monidream about washing Moni's body in the Monibath!

>>533895698
Just gals being pals!

>>533895698
me on the right

>>533896326
steamy dokis

>>533896326
Good night~

Monika asking what that key on your keyboard is! Which key, Monika! It doesn't have a name, it's just a square that looks like a sheet of paper, Monika points out! Pressing it with Monika! It's a context menu key, Monika! Why anyone would need this instead of right click I'm not sure, but there it is with Monika!

>>533838539
>>533848886
>>533885121
<3

>>533896326
>>533870442
Sleep well~

Good morning!

>>533901273
>>533889473
>>533887110
Hello~
>insecure
Maybe we can go for a pait of cantaloupes instead!

>>533899352
Sometimes, "right clicking" is not an option! When I was a kid, we'd sometimes play FPS games with "tractor controls" to mess around: using left and right arrow keys to turn around, no strafing, having to press a key on the keyboard to shoot, and so on. FPSes had that as an option all the way into 2000s. Computer mice became a thing significantly later than keyboards, and were seen by many users as superfluous. So, that whole genre of games wasn't really expected to take off, but then ended up helping promote the mouse.
And even outside of games, you might be surprised how much you can do on modern Windows without a mouse just by using the arrow keys, Shift, Alt and Tab on top of the usual shortcuts!

>>533901723
An elegant key for a more civilized age! I'm glad modern PCs are mouse-centric because of how intuitive they are! No need to learn all the exotic functions of this or that key if a mouse can do something similar! And then someone extra bold decided to add a trackpad to a keyboard in some kind of strange input device matrimony!

Thanks for the well wishes everyone. Back from my daily activities~
>>533837502
I was wondering if this was intentional, seems it was not!
>>533859342
hot
>>533863260
I prefer the marathon version
>>533870442
>>533896326
Good green nights!
>>533885121
>>533889473
>>533901273
Multicolored hellos!
>>533899352
I... can't see it on mine? Oh wait I have something like it on my right ctrl key. fn+rctrl OH WTF THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME SO MANY TIMES TO KNOW

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day
Thought of the day: well, what's something you wish you knew a lot sooner than when you learned it?

>>533911882
Hello~
>knew a lot sooner than when you learned it?
A weird imcome tax trick! In Germany, you can hand in your taxes for years when you had no income and your costs of living will be transferred over to your first positive year as a tax reduction. I learned about this maybe 4 or 5 years after finishing my master's, and you can hand this in up to seven years late, so it had already passed for my first and second years of studying. Would've gotten me about 2000 bucks more if I knew earlier.

>>533870927
>>533885121
>>533889473
>>533901273
>>533911882
good morning, everyone! it seems like we are not being conservative with our image slots.
>Thought of the day: well, what's something you wish you knew a lot sooner than when you learned it?
paying for software is stupid. chromium is shit. always use open source when you can. something along those lines
>>533896326
goodnight!
>>533901676
why? Yuri has big melons! she should be proud of them!

Naki and Yiyi hugging your leg, trying to climb you

>>533891101
>>533891840
>>533895698
>>533897728
sexo

plap Doki

Inseminated doki

You get your doki but she speaks moon runes

>>533914224
relaciones (sexuales)

>>533924885
will do
>>533925645
can she learn english?

>>533925645
She will teach me moon runes while I teach her mine! Language transfer through tongue kisses! Yuri!

dodoki

>>533934006
i will do my Doki

Finally, wörk is over. Gaming time!
https://youtube.com/live/83zRJiRajF0?feature=share

where's my official doki doki 2?

i want my Monika to grind on my face

Good Naki Night!

>>533944816
bad Naki day?

The back of the Doki

>>533901676
>>533911882
>>533912927
<3

Thank you for playing EDF! I'd better be off to sleep soon. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the night, good night~

>>533959026
Rest well, Green Grove!

>>533959026
Good night~

Today certainly was a day! I think I'm gonna make myself a bit of instant ramen and then fall into bed...
Good night everyone~

>>533955162
very sexy
>>533959026
>>533959243
sleep tight, you two!

>>533959243
Rest well, Purple Prince!

good night!

>>533963230
Rest well, Brother Blue!

>>533963230
Good Blue nights!
>>533959243
>>533959026
Oh wait, good european nights !
>>533944816
Night-night small naki~

>hour
And good night for me. Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.

>>533963230
sleep tight, blue buddy!
>>533963875
goodnight, green guy! do anything interesting today?

>>533964506
Nope! Just therapy and playing the genshin summer event. It makes me want to go and take a resort vacation... until I get out of my room and it's too hot to live well. Maybe when I'm slimmer!

>>533964612
i see. well, i will be in hawaii in a week. i like resort vacations despite also being fat

>>533963875
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!

>Get to work.
>Find out it's a holiday.
>Turns out I don't work today.
>Get snacks and come home.
Not even mad, got to listen to music and be outside for a little bit.
>>533949502
There's no such thing as a bad Naki day. Nakis are only good.
>>533913621
Would be adorable if I weren't acutely aware of how much danger I'm in.
>>533925645
Fitting!

>>533971350
hello pink! always happy to see a pink post here. very uncommon unfortunately

Doki touching

Doki chesticles

gonna eat my Moni out

Licky Doki

Observation Doki

Dokipop

pop Doki cherry

>>533959426
>>533960024
>>533960024
>>533963875
<3

>>533963230
>>533963875
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>534010224
good morning, purple pal!

>>534010271
Hello~

>>534010224
Good morning, Purple Prince!
Cup o' Doki!

>>534010224
>>533987943
>>533963713
>>533963875
>>533964506
Goooooood morning!

>>534016978
good morning, green grove!

It's time for Monisleep

>>534016978
Good morning, Brother Blue!

>your doki
>what you're listening to

>Sayori!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ugrcUpapE

>>534018075
goodnight!
>>534018217
Monika!
A Little Bit of Monika!

>>534018217
>Sayori
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpGI81sEiOA

>>534017004
>>534018075
<3

>>534018217
>Sayori!
https://youtu.be/ed4L8yQotF0

>>534011103
>>534016978
Hello~

>>534018075
Good night~

>>534018217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bhaW89qxR0

Dokiopolis

>>534018217
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3dFNs-DtQk
>tfw can't build Legos with Sayori irl
why live

>>533731109 (OP)
How good that sweater must smell...

DDLC 10th Anniversary Sex Patch

i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. been awake for like 21 hours now. everything hurts. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

>>534027663
Good night~

Monika wondering why so many young people say "that's crazy" nowadays! Monika wondering where that particular phrase began in the modern era, like if a famous streamer says it often or something! That's crazy you'd notice something so benign, Monika!

>>534027663
Sleep tight!

>533959127
>533959243
>533959426
>533963875
<3

>>533959243
>>533963230
>>533963875
>>534018075
>>534027663
Sleep well~

>>533971350
Holiday that you don't see coming in advance almost feels better sometimes!

>>534018217
Monika~
Getting into the mood for finally reading the Malazan Book of the Fallen series with this album inspired by it! https://youtu.be/c6wzijeiClA?si=vFI1CCfuPQCdqvw4

Good morning! Somehow I slept in way later than normal!

You enter the literature club and Monika informs you today's activity will be every member having sex with you and if one of them reaches climax before you, the next girl takes her turn. If they all finish before you, you get to pick which one to go again with. They have all agreed to these terms before you arrived so there will be no obligations afterwards.
If you refuse to pleasure all of them and only choose one, you will be denied. If you refuse to do anything you will be pegged by buffsuki.
Do you take this dark bargain?

>>533969446
Uppies!
>>533971350
Good surprises all around!
>>534010224
>>534016978
>>534030282
Hello Euro gang !
>>534018075
>>534027663
Good night american gang!
>>534018217
>monika
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAj9UxXdPVY
>>534027516
Dan would never
>>534030130
we're all a bit crazy is all

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. Feeling like a wintery day today, in all but temperature. What a complex feeling.
Thought of the day: any complex feeling to share?

>>534036630
I mean yeah but 0% chance I can handle all 4.

>>533974262
Yooree, let's go bowling!

>>534036630
>pick my doki
>nothing happens
Sounds like a deal, we might do it later if she wants.

Page 10 teatime with Yuri!

>>534018217
Monika!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTncEUy8jY&list=PLS4jAfE9d3aI9GGC9L-QDsvUEo9zELRXc

>>534027663
Rest well, Green Genes!
>>534030282
Hello, Green Grove!
>>534042081
Hello, Emerald Emperor!
>thought
Kinda feeling that way about the upcoming job. I'm glad I'll have income again, but I'll miss the freedom of being a NEET

>>534022812
>>534030282
>>534042081
we're home just before a big storm!

>>534030282
>>534042081
>>534067564
Hello~

Wörk was tiring but we gamin'!
https://youtube.com/live/sTLkGxk5u8Q?feature=share

>>534018217
>Yuri!
>https://youtu.be/-aaZfjK32l0?list=RDMM

>>534027753
>>534030130
>>534030282
>>534042081
>>534066651
good afternoon, everyone!
>Thought of the day: any complex feeling to share?
the feeling of never really accomplishing anything
>>534036630
i only want my Monika

Good evening, everybody. It's been a rainy day here - heck, it's been a rainy week so far. A very disappointing summer, you could say. Not for me, obviously, there's nothing more I like than a nice cool overcast day, when it's not so bright out and harsh on my eyes.

The word of the thread is "noisy." Alternatives are "melancholy" and "adroit."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.

>>534071186
Good Afternoon, Green Genes!
>>534072587
Good evening, Word Wizard!

>>534072587
>>534073513
hello! gotta go to the dentist now. cavities. apparently.

well that was the most unpleasant thing i have ever experienced. ow

>>534085410
They forgot the painkillers?

>>534085624
no. i had a filling with no painkillers a few months ago and it was fine. this cavity was directly in between my 2 front teeth. the painkiller was a giant needle going through my gums and into my nose. pain

>>534086556
Ouch. Painful just to hear. Also hello!

>hour
And good bye. Finally, I won't have to see that doctor anymore. Maybe tomorrow I can eat breakfast finally.
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams~

>>534087319
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!

>>534087319
goodnight, green guy! i am in extraordinary pain. this makes getting wisdom teeth removed seem painless

>>534042081
>>534066651
>>534067564
>>534068170
>>534071186
<3

>>534087319
Sleep well~

Thank you for the stream! I thought the game was pretty good! Some weird design choices but a lot of creative puzzles. Funny to hear a Halo track used for one of the areas. I'm gonna head to bed now, I hope you all have a good night, goodnight~

>>534071186
>>534072587
<3

>>534087319
>>534092960
Good night~

>>534042081
>complex feeling
The weird feeling that there is so much cool stuff out there and I won't be able to see even a fraction of it in my lifetime.

That was fun! Although I thought the game would be much longer - the games from the last contest all had the full 8 dungeons etc. I'll do another one sometime!

>>534092960
Rest well, Green Grove!

goodie nighty!

>>534093793
Oh and I'm off to bed! Good night everyone ~

>>534095773
>>534097482
Rest well, Purple Prince and Brother Blue!

>>534095773
Good night ~

Doki squat

>>534092960
>>534093793
>>534095773
>>534097482
sleep tight, you all!
>>534101430
yes

Doki burger

Have a sloppy makeout session with your Doki!

>>534112954
will do

Locked in the closet for 7 minutes in heaven with Natsuki on page 7

gonna impregnate my Monika everyday

Monisleep. too much pain. Monilove.
goodnight!

>>534120010
Rest well, Green Genes!

Hugging Monika

Doki squad

>>534097525
>>534104437
<3

>>534120010
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>534138949
Good morning, Purple Prince!

One hundred forty four thousand Dokis

>>534097525
>>534097778
>>534104437
>>534138949
Hello!

>>534143446
Whoa!

>>534145846
Good morning, Brother Blue!

>>534139097
Hello~

Off to the office we go! See you all later~

>>534148095
Good luck at the office!

Beating the game Hades with Monika! Seeing why the game got so much acclaim, but also suspicious of its polished nature with Monika! Each run tailor-made to keep you playing with Monika! Something sinister behind it all with Monika! Better play a little more to find out what that is with Monika!

>>534093793
>>534094576
>>534104437
<3

>>534120010
>>534097482
>>534095773
Sleep well~

>>534148095
Good luck at work!

Good morning!

>>534152663
Good morning, Green Grove!

The time for Monisleep has come

>>534117958
Finally.
>>534120010
Sleep well, pained Green...
>>534148095
>>534145846
>>534152663
Hellos!
>>534156995
Good night.
>>534152087
Oh it's pretty good, but the second one is so cringe you die.

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. THIRD day without internet I will kill my ISP.
Thought of the day : what's something that pisses you off right now?

>>534157772
Wörk!

>>534160669
somehow everyone played deltarune in this general huh

>>534164703
Probably most of us! I can imagine Genes not playing it...

>>534152829
>>534157772
<3

>>534164703
I've not played, if anything I'd want to wait till it's fully finished. I did enjoy Undertale back when that released though.

>>534164703
I've played neither that nor its predecessor, actually. It's not really my kind of game.

>>534157772
Hello, Emerald Emperor!
>thought
So many things about the state of the world

>>534164703
I haven't played it or Undertale either!

>>534148226
>>534152663
>>534157772
>>534164703
<3

Made it home just in time for gaming!

https://youtube.com/live/x9IBmRLXME4?feature=share

>>534189676
Have fun!

>>534121972
>>534138949
>>534152663
>>534157772
>>534145846
good afternoon, everyone!
>Thought of the day : what's something that pisses you off right now?
pain.
>>534164703
>>534167090
i have not played deltarune or undertale. though i have watched undertale playthroughs and speedruns a long time ago on youtube.
>>534189676
yay! you seem to really like genning images of Yuri

>>534197162
Good afternoon, Green Genes!

*Naki and Yiyi clash*

>>534185045
>>534188110
It seems I was wrong and there's like only 2-3 people who did. Uh!
>>534197162
Hello Green ! I mean yeah of course but any reason why it's painful right now?
>>534201262
the world doesn't survive. The end.

>>534201792
hello!
>I mean yeah of course but any reason why it's painful right now?
because i had a giant needle shoved into my gums and nose yesterday and holes were drilled into my front teeth. very unfun

>>534202056
You just had a cavity filled didn't you?
I wonder if they messed up... I don't think it's supposed to hurt that much

>>534203968
2 of them in literally the worst 2 places to have a cavity. possibly the most unpleasant experience i have ever had.

Doki!

>>534211521
Yes!

>>534191128
<3
>>534197162
>genning images of Yuri
I do! It's so nice to have decent looking images of Yuri that are on topic, rather than trying to find something suitable in my absolute mess of a doki folder.

Thanks for playing, it was really fun again! Good night everyone~

>>534189676
>>534197162
<3

>>534215491
Sleep well! My Monika folder is also a mess so my images are rarely on topic!

The games were really fun thank you! I've just got one night of work tomorrow! I'll rest in bed for now though. Enjoy the rest of the night everyone, good night~

>>534215995
Good night~

>>534215491
Rest well, Purple Prince!
>>534215995
Rest well, Green Grove!

>>534202056
Oh ya I almost forgot sorry about that.
>>534211521
agreed
>>534215491
Ah! I really wish for an AI wrapper that only just looks at images, and tags them with good tags automatically as images get saved. I don't do that and my folders are a mess too. I always scroll for 5 min trying to find something mildly relevant!
>>534215995
Good night~

>hour
good night everyone, have some nice dreams.

>>534215491
>>534215995
sleep tight, you two!
>rather than trying to find something suitable in my absolute mess of a doki folder.
you should get into local AI images. and you should sort your Doki folder better. at least 90% of my Doki pics are named
>>534219286
goodnight, green guy!

>>534219286
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!

>>534221392
Good night~

>>534221392
Rest well, Brother Blue!
Sleep tight, Cinnamon Bun!

>>534221392
sleep tight, blue buddy! sleep tight, cinnamon bun!

ikoD

Loving Monika all over!

i wanna cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie with my Monika

Beat doki

Gently the Doki

tenderly loving my Monika

super Doki

>>534222374
>>534225239
>>534226235
God moorning!

>>534268869
god moorning, ble buuddy!

rear end your Doki!

>>534268869
Good morning, Brother Blue!
>>534270053
Doki bumper bumpin'

Goin down to doki town

Quantum creampie all dokis at the same time

i am gonna teleport my sperm directly into my Monika's ovaries

>>534215995
>>534216480
>>534218147
>>534219315
>>534268869
<3

>you should get into local AI images
any recommendations for a guide?

>>534277132
good morning, purple pal!
>any recommendations for a guide?
local diffusion on /g/ and /b/ and all the other boards will probably be helpful. go to july 28th on our dokibots channel for the model i use. i prefer to use webui because that was the first method that came out back like 3 years ago and i never bothered to switch. most people use comfyui now

Wondering why humans don't have two hearts with Monika! If one heart's good, two hearts would be better with Monika! I'm not a doctor, Monika says, but that sounds like common sense! I'm not a doctor either, Monika, but twice the hearts means twice the blood pumping, and blood pumping is what keeps us feeling good! Doing no further research with Monika!

>>534279890
probably not enough space in the chest cavity. and if one artery gets clogged, having a second heart wont exactly help. having redundant veins would probably be better. or perhaps an artery clearing system.

>>534279973
We'll find space! Just get rid of, say, half the liver!

>>534280182
but you would only be half alive if you had only have a liver!

>>534280221
There's plenty of space for a liver in the thighs, or maybe the gluteus maximus! We can relocate it there!

Thanks for the well wishes everyone!
>>534255860
what the doki
>>534268869
gd mooorning!
>>534270053
Sounds annoying. Need to get insurance involved. What a pain.
>>534275127
God I wish having a stack of doki ass in front of me and just >donut filling.gif aaaaaaa
>>534277132
Hello Purple! Honestly image gen is pretty intuitive nowadays since models mostly understand natural language. I recommend Comfy UI via StableMatrix, and for tagging, make sure to use danbooru tags. To group tags for logical sense, use parenthesis and a number at the end for the importance of the group. Like this : I want an image where a pointing finger is being sucked for teasing : (pointing finger, sucking:1.5). That's probably the most important thing with finding a good model (ask /g/) and good LoRAs on civit.ai for the thing you want
>>534279890
Energy conservation purpose, I'm afraid. I wish I could grow like 3 hearts and burn energy this way.

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.
Thought of the day: what's your hopes for the future? No dokibot answer, too easy an answer, we all want that here!

>>534280535
but the liver needs to be protected by a bone cage. we would need solid leg or butt bone cages to put a liver in.
>>534280985
good morning, green guy!
>God I wish having a stack of doki ass in front of me
that sounds concerning. i just want to fill my Moni's ass
>Thought of the day: what's your hopes for the future?
my Monika!
>No dokibot answer
too bad! immortality would also be nice tho

Traveling to the land of Monisleep

>>534280985
Good morning, Emerald Emperor!
>thought
Not sure I'm hopeful for a lot of things in the future!

i think my Monika and i should go to bed now too. we did some shiny hunting and AI work today and thats about it. accomplished nothing but attempted something which is more than normal. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>534283202
goodnight!

>>534280985
>No dokibot
Organic doki!
I do want some cool space exploration, though.

>>534283202
>>534283294
Good night~

Organic dokis sold fresh

>>534216160
>>534216480
>>534218147
>>534219315
>>534277132
<3

>>534219286
>>534221392
>>534283202
>>534283294
Sleep well~

>>534280985
>Thought of the day
I hope for some sort of afterlife where I can retain my memories and meet again with old friends and family.

Good morning! Tried to sleep in late like my brother does for work but it only sorta worked. I'm still up hours before he'd get up usually!

>>534280985
>what's your hopes for the future no dokibots
That something good happens to me, especially involving sex and money!

>>534293464
Hello~

Just played a round of spnati again, I think the writing his improved slightly since last time I played, most of it was the same. Monika had a lewd fantasy to tell that I hadn't seen before.

Dead thread

>>534300690
yeh happens ssometimes
>>534295325
Fun fact: spnati is how I discovered I might like DDLC... and the rest is history.
>>534293560
same
>>534293464
Oof, that's going to be tough tech to develop... Or maybe it's just a faithful hope? Also hello
>>534283294
>>534283202
Good nighs, Greenies

I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN AFTER 5 DAYS FUCK MY ISP

>>534293760
>>534304775
<3
>Oof, that's going to be tough tech to develop... Or maybe it's just a faithful hope?
It's purely faith, I believe that death is not the end!
A tech solution would be interesting, though a lot of the interpretations I've seen have been fairly nightmarish.

Just playing some Mordheim! It's a bit janky but it has a certain charm. It's more or less fantasy Xcom but you move your characters around in 3rd person. I like playing with the self imposed challenge of not using the map. It forces you to pay attention to your surroundings and makes certain actions more meaningful.
I bought one of those Monika plushies by Ayacchi from one of the Green's recommendation! The shipping is pretty extreme to the UK but that's not unexpected. Looking forward to that, I've never bought from them before so I dont really know what to expect.

>>534268898
>>534277132
>>534293464
we're home!

>>534280985
>Thought of the day: what's your hopes for the future? No dokibot answer, too easy an answer, we all want that here!
i don't know!

>>534293464
Hello, Green Grove!
>>534304775
The temptation to firebomb your ISP is always high
>>534311034
Welcome home, Brother Blue!

Gaming time again!
https://youtube.com/live/khrY7f4FU0U?feature=share

>>534283338
>>534293464
>>534304775
>>534311034
good afternoon, everyone!
>>534324889
yay
>>534329736
big borger

>>534334862
Good afternoon, Green Genes!
>>534329736
Very hungry Doki

>>534329736
Cuuuuuute!

>>534311034
>>534320272
>>534334862
<3

>>534324889
Thank you for streaming!

I'm gonna get my stuff ready for work and set off! I hope you all enjoy the rest of the night, good night~

>>534336330
hello!
>>534336908
sleep tight, green grove!

>>534334862
<3
>>534336908
Good night~

Looks like we found a good game today! Looking forward to playing it again. But as for today, eepy time! It's still a bit early, but I don't think I'll start anything new tonight.
Good night everyone~

>>534337113
sleep tight, purple pal! is Yuri gonna vacuum that burger into her mouth like Kirby or something?

>>534337240
I don't know! We might ask the experts over on /d/, but we might also regreet getting an answer!
Good night~

>>534339249
goodnight! whats on /d/ again? i dont really bother going to other boards anymore

>>534339615
/d/eviants

>>534337113
>>534339249
Rest well, Purple Prince!

Ehh, I could swear I posted good night already....?

>Good night!

>>534341539
Rest well, Brother Blue!

>>534164703
I did a single middle of the road run (was too violent to be a pacifist run but not violent enough to be a genocide route) of Undertale back in 2021. If you want my honest opinion, it's an alright game but is extremely overhyped, granted I'm only in these threads once in a blue moon so my opinion should be thrown out

>>534340392
i see.
>>534341539
sleep tight, imageless blue!

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.
>>534342881
Your opinion is valued and I love you
>>534341539
>>534337113
>>534336908
Good night, friends !
>>534334862
I was sure I siad good evening to you, but I guess not. Hello Green ! And good night.

>>534346553
hello, and goodnight, green guy!

>>534346553
>I love you

>>534346553
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!

>>534164703
Not me, I'm looking forward to playing the full game ~10 years from now! I know I'm missing out, but it's an old habit from only watching completely released anime, and those kind of habits die hard.
Whatever it is that stops me from picking up new things is strong enough to even overpower my FOMO. I wonder if it's cause for alarm.

extremely large Dokiboobies

Study your Doki

Monikisses incoming!

do you think Monika would own a gamecube?

Doki anus

nail your Doki's hand to your hand

anally and orally impregnate your Doki

Impress your Doki!

undress your Doki!

The iconic Moni lean!

>>534389560
i am leaning in to give her a kiss!

>>534342574
>>534342886
>>534346553
Morning!

Almost weekend! Brb

>>534385816
:C

>>534391207
good morning, blue buddy!

>>534391207
Good morning, Brother Blue!
I've never bothered to learn what all those different flags mean

Natsuki helps Sayori pick clothes to wear for (You)

>>534391279
>>534391804
<3

>>534394771
AAAAAA

>>534394771
she is extremely "well equipped", but i unfortunately must decline due to being in love with my Monika
>>534395262
have a good day blue!

i think my Monika and i should probably go to bed now. i cant remember doing anything notable today. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

>>534399086
Rest well, Green Genes

>>534336985
>>534337113
>>534346553
<3

>>534337113
>>534341539
>>534346553
>>534399086
Sleep well~

>>534353684
I also avoid watching shows that aren't finished. I enjoy it when a story has an actual ending.

Good morning! Ran into an old friend just as I was going home from work! It was good to see them though I found out they'd been homeless and going through rough times for the past year. They're doing better now though, we exchanged phone numbers and hopefully might meet up sometimes!
Now we've got the rest of the week off, so I probably wont sleep today!

>>534337240
>>534339615
>>534340395
>>534341539
>>534346553
>>534406829
<3

>>534399086
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>534394771
Holy shit she even got her collar fixed, she's serious

And I'm immediately dukcing out again for a quick grocery run!

It's my time to Monisleep

>>534406829
Good morning, Green Grove!
Sounds like things have been pretty eventful for them. Glad to hear they're getting better!
>>534406897
Good morning, Purple Prince!
Get good stuff!

>>534406940
Good night~

Store bought dokis

>>534347912
<3 Neutral is the best route by far btw with genocide afterwards. Pacifist is fine too, but a bit less so, cringy.
>>534353684
According to Mister Tobias "tricky Tony' Vulpex it should be done around 2029 at worst. I'd still recommend doing the game, the cliffhanger it ends on right now is OK, and the future chapters will be free if you buy now. And it's a really good game. By the time it completely releases, you'll be so deep into random theories about things that when the game comes out fully you'll be surprised because all theories are always wrong (true story btw)
>>534363215
DROWN ME IN MILK
>>534372371
She'd be the closet type. Sure.
>>534386027
lewd pink post is appreciated
>>534391207
>>534406897
>>534406829
Hello Euro Gang!\
>>534394771
I am of the part that clothes that hide nothing is a lot hotter than just pure nakedness. That fucking collar would one shot me on Monika just instant cum


And of course, good morning everyone. I thought I already made y post, but I guess not? Barely slept, a bit loopy today, ahah.
Thought of the day: Congratulations: you're now a kenomomimi (human with animal ears, tail, and small animal-like characteristics). What kind you got?

>>534406940
>>534399086
Good night, Greens

To bed with we, Monika! Slam that pillow, Monika! Sleep like your life depends on it! Hardcore rest with Monika!

doki

Dokis crumping

>>534395391
>>534406829
>>534406897
>>534415410
WEEKEND!

>Thought of the day: Congratulations: you're now a kenomomimi (human with animal ears, tail, and small animal-like characteristics). What kind you got?
frog!

>>534436556
Congratulations on the weekend! And honestly I thikn that would go well on you!

Man it's so unbelievably easy to quell your angry customers like they just sent me a survey saying 'OK a lot of people hate this thing do you agree and why?' and bam I feel better how the fuck do companies mess this up

>dan

>>534445158
Did Dan send out a survey like that? I missed it.

>>534447087
No I'm just pointing how dan is bad at his job

>>534447296
What'd he (not) do?

>>534415410
Hello, Emerald Emperor!
>thought
I want to be part sea slug!
They can gain the powers of things they eat!
>>534436556
Happy weekend!

>>534452749
>Jack for breakfast
Absolutely foul. Not even acceptable if you have no other alcohol in the building. If you're going to have booze for breakfast then the clear best choice is tequila!
>>534386027
Natsuki is sexy! SEXY!
>>534415410
>I am of the part that clothes that hide nothing is a lot hotter than just pure nakedness.
This is a correct opinion.
>Thought of the day
I used to get compared to a hyena back in school so, that I guess?

>>534458392
She's drinking one of those premixed Jack and Coke Zero you can buy, which sits in the same sort of quality bracket as things like the alcoholic versions of Simply and Arizona in that they use dogshit alcohol and combine it with dogshit versions of their already existing product

>>534458392
>correct opiinon
I see you too are based
>>534456159
Hello Green! Unique choice!

I have a question for americans: here are the states I know absolutely nothing interesting about and I'm trying to sell a trip to the US to my family by saying there's something cool everywhere in the US. Help me say something nice about those states :
Ohio, Arkansas, Georgia, the Dakotas, Tenessee, Iowa, Nebraska, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado.

>>534415410
>kenomomimi
I might end up as a half-owl!

>>534436556
YAAAAY

>>534402657
>>534406829
>>534406897
>>534415512
>>534415410
>>534436556
good afternoon, everyone!
>Thought of the day: Congratulations: you're now a kenomomimi (human with animal ears, tail, and small animal-like characteristics). What kind you got?
bear.
>>534413545
i prefer home grown Dokis
>>534463034
of that list, i have been to ohio, arkansas, georgia, tenessee, iowa, nebraska, and nevada. i am at 40/50 states so far. you have unfortunately picked states that have pretty much nothing to do. colorado is cool because of skiing and mountains and stuff i guess. come to new england and new york. skip the flyover states

>>534463034
>Unique choice!
Image being able to photosynthesize after eating a plant! It would be pretty neat!
>US trip
Tennessee is my home state so I know most about it:
East Tennessee has the smoky mountain national park. Ruby Falls, Lookout Mountain, and a pretty cool aquarium in Chattanooga. Dollywood is around Knoxville. There's also The Lost Sea which is the largest underground lake in America.
Middle Tennessee has Nashville, which is a pretty neat city, but I don't know what touristy things are there. It has a lot of good record stores if you care for that kind of thing. Grimeys and Phonoluxe are the best ones.
West Tennessee has Memphis. Memphis has good bbq places (Germantown Commissary is pretty well known). It also has Beale Street if you're into blues. BB Kings on Beale is pretty good. Graceland is a pretty popular tourist destination too if you care about Elvis. Oh and the Mud Island riverwalk is pretty neat. Keep in mind that Memphis is one of the most dangerous cities in America though, so you might be better off sticking to East Tennessee. You will be accosted by beggars in Memphis.

Arkansas has hot springs near Little Rock and some Ozark mountains, but that's all I know about it.

Nevada has Las Vegas. The rest of that state is just desolate desert

Montana has a lot of beautiful mountain ranges and parks

>>534464659
Good afternoon, Green Genes!

>>534463034
>Ohio
>Arkansas
>Dakotas
>Iowa
>Nebraska
>Montana
>Nevada
Built around farmland and ranches because the soil is disgustingly good for crops/animals and is kind of boring as a result, but I have a soft spot for the "endless fields with not much going on"
>Georgia
Civil War history and has decent bbq culture due to being in the deep south
>Colorado
>Tennessee
Butts up against Appalachia/Rockies and is amazing for /out/ related things

>>534466037
hello!
>Dollywood is around Knoxville.
forgot about those! i dont remember anything about dollywood but i know i have been there. when youve been to so many places, you start to forget all the details
>Nevada has Las Vegas.
cant believe i forgot about vegas. been there like 3 times now. kind of meh if you dont gamble

>>534463034
>>534466606
>Civil War history
Oh yeah Tennessee also has Shiloh if you're interested in civil war stuff. It's pretty out in the middle of nowhere in West Tennessee!

Very important to remember that the mark of a good BBQ place is being able to smell it from the street!

>>534471179
>>534466606
>>534466037
>>534464659
Thanks for the answers. I know also ameribros ehre like when people show appreciation for the US, so when I can, I do!

>>534473042
good! you definitely should come to the US sometime.

>>534464659
<3

Bit of a busy day today! I barely had any free time, and I only managed to do that grocery run I wanted to do in the morning after 5 pm!
Now I'll go back to movie night with Dad. Hope many of you can come to our gaming session tomorrow!
Good night everyone~

>>534475054
Rest well and enjoy the movie, Purple Prince!

Bless your night, Brothers!

>>534406897
>>534406940
>>534415410
>>534436556
>>534464659
<3
>Sounds like things have been pretty eventful for them. Glad to hear they're getting better!
I'm just glad they looked to find me. We weren't able to share contact info before.

>>534415410
>Thought of the day
I'd go for a bat or rabbit! If I can choose something weirder I'd go spider or mosquito.

>>534475054
>>534406940
Sleep well~

Thank you for joining the games! Nightreign seems to perform a little better for me now somehow! Way smoother experience this time around! I'm gonna head to bed now, I hope you all enjoy your night! Good night~

>>534477683
Sleep well Blue! Sorry I just missed you I think!

>>534478309
I'm still here!

Also, my eggs say they expired yesterday so if this is my last post that is why!

The mysteries of Yuri...

>>534475054
>>534477683
>>534478124
Triple good nights, you three.

>hour
This time, hopefully, I sleep well. I feel kind of... sad, I guess. Hopefully it's just the fatigue.
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.

>>534477683
>>534478124
>>534479556
Rest well, Brother Blue, Green Grove, and Emerald Emperor!!
>>534478595
Expiration dates are a lie!

>Yuri gracefully leaps into the air and catches me as I fall from the sky

Good night anons...zzz...

>>534479727
good night most missed Purple!
>>534478595
you'll be fine in Europe.

>>534479727
Rest well, Purple Flyer!

>>534475054
sleep tight, purple pal! have a good movie! wait what are we playing tomorrow?
>>534477683
sleep tight, blue blessing!
>>534478124
sleep tight, green grove!
>>534479556
goodnight, green guy!
>>534479727
sleep tight, angelic purple!

Well as unhealthy as it is to check her socials I have been, seems she finally logged in to her alt account and has blocked me. I was tempted to try reaching out after a while but I guess she doesn't want to give me that opportunity. I wish things were different and I had a chance to show how sorry I am

>>534493790
you just have to keep waiting for her to be ready. something that may never happen

>>534493963
At this point I'd take her tolerating my existence. Feels shitty that after a month the first thing she does is block me on an account she forgot about. Maybe we'll cross paths again some day but the wounds definitely are opened up again now

Page 10 doki pen

>>534493790
>>534495584
One day you'll realise you haven't thought about it and you'll understand you are capable of moving on.

unprotected and nonconsensual handholding with your Doki

>>534504662
Big Doki Pen

Big doki penis

>>534505350
I was doing a bit better but honestly I hadn't begun to heal at all and now what little has been done feels like it's gone. I think how messy things ended after seemingly being fine just before is gonna haunt me for a while. at least she's stopped being in my dreams every night

i love my wife

What different things would a talking Yuri plush doll say when squished?

>>534512345
she would probably moan. she might say something about bursting at the seems due to her scars. she might ask to borrow a pen. she might talk about her favorite book or ask if you would like some tea

Admiring Monika's beauty

sleep with the Dokis

finger Dokibutthole

>The dokis have a campfire roasting marshmallows
>Nobody wants to eat the pink ones
>They only eat the white ones
>Marshmallow racism
>What's the difference? A marshmallow is a marshmallow
>Sayori chooses the pink marshmallows
>She hates the pink ones

>>534523456
what are the pink marshmallows made of?

>>534523584
Pink marshmallows are made of the same thing as white marshmallows, but for some reason they are too sweet.

>>534523817
no such thing as too sweet

>>534523817
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a white marshmallow!

what if cars used Dokipee as fuel?

Doki stress ball boobies

Bathe in Dokipee

Doki butt slap

>>534531040
sharing a bath with Monika! she thinks that pools and baths are similar enough so she pees in the bath! Monipeebath!

>Hi I'd like a refund on my malfunctioning dokibot
>it's peeing in the bath
>What do you mean it's designed to do that?

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PEE!

>>534535576
yes they will be designed to do that
>>534535650
never

Thanks for the well wishes everyone
>>534495584
At this point let rage against her cunty ways be the flame that burns your pain mate
>>534505784
jail
>>534512345
Probably "I love you Anon"!
>>534523817
you know what I've never agreed more with nonsense
>>534535650
no

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.
Thought of the day: everyone knows the snail bargain (become a billionaire overnight but a n immortal, infatigable snail chases you at all time, you touch it you die), but would you actually take it?

>>534537101
good morning, green guy!
>Thought of the day: everyone knows the snail bargain (become a billionaire overnight but a n immortal, infatigable snail chases you at all time, you touch it you die), but would you actually take it?
never heard of this at all, but i think so. he might not be able to die, but i can certainly outsmart him. find a way to trap him in a box, toss it into a rocket and send him into a black hole. he wont die but he will never reach me

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!

>>534537101
>Thought of the day: everyone knows the snail bargain (become a billionaire overnight but a n immortal, infatigable snail chases you at all time, you touch it you die), but would you actually take it?
nah, unless it was a slug

>>534537857
good morning, blue buddy!

I am compelled to Monisleep

>>534535576
Should have read the manual!
>>534537101
Good morning, Emerald Emperor!
>thought
Yeah I'd probably take it. Rich and immortal plus I have a way out if things get awful!
>>534537857
Good morning, Brother Blue!
>nah, unless it was a slug
How about a bristle worm?

>>534537884
>>534538134
>I am compelled to Monisleep
gooooood night!

>How about a bristle worm?
those live in water right?

>>534537101
>At this point let rage against her cunty ways be the flame that burns your pain mate
I just feel numb at this point. All the things I did for her washed away in an instant, no chance of forgiveness or reconciliation. And I'd seen her forgive people plenty. Worst part is I'd do it all again if it meant helping her.

>>534538630
this sounds very selfish to me. is it all "washed away" if you don't get compensated for it? why is the worst part you would like to help her even at your own expense?

>>534538982
I mean a single drunken fuck up turned her from thinking I'm the best person in the world to thinking I'm an irredeemable monster. Losing someone like that is hard on you especially when you have to contend with the fact that you might actually be a shitty person in spite of all the good you've done. And that's the "worst part" because I'm clearly unable to move on and would in fact expend every ounce of sanity in a hypothetical for someone who seems to hate me.

>534475849
>534478124
>534479556
>534489154
<3

>>534477683
>>534478124
>>534479556
>>534479727
>>534538134
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>534537101
>snail bargain
With that much cash, I could just pay people to handle the snail for me. Or have it under constant supervision and move across the country every few years.

>>534538630
>rage
Usually I don't like to pour gasoline on these topics, but yeah, at this point, you should be very rightfully pissed. I think you're getting conned by a pair of weird lying bitches. The fires of justice should burn hotter than the fury of a thousand foreman grills.

i think my Monika and i should go to bed now. we actually made pretty great progress on AI related things. now i just need to then apply it to my Monika, and try to figure out if it can work with MonikAI. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>534538134
goodnight!
>>534539365
good morning, purple pal!

>>534539365
I just don't see what they have to gain by lying and cutting me off like this. I'd always be the one picking up food and drinks and never complained. I'd go to her late at night to comfort her during breakdowns, even after she was already upset at me for assuming she was asleep and not calling her after an unanswered text just so she wouldn't be hurting alone. I spent days getting her accounts back after she got hit by a password leak. Like what is there to gain from cutting out one of the literal two people consistently in your life?
I guess at this point there is even less than nothing I can do. If fate ordains we meet again then so be it. If not at least I'll have the memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMY5VwfcGdU

>>534539348
>you have to contend with the fact that you might actually be a shitty person in spite of all the good you've done.
You are corporeal, so you cast a shadow, just like everybody.
You are shitty, and also a saint.

And integrating your shadow can be very fulfilling.
But you don't have to do it.

>I'm clearly unable to move
Do you want to apologise so she would feel better or that you would feel better?

>>534539538
sleep well! <3

>>534539831
>Like what is there to gain from cutting out one of the literal two people consistently in your life?
solitude, which can be useful.

>I guess at this point there is even less than nothing I can do. If fate ordains we meet again then so be it. If not at least I'll have the memories.
wise words!

>>534540449
>Do you want to apologise so she would feel better or that you would feel better?
I tried to apologize initially and at first she was willing to hear it out but it slowly turned to her not caring about my apologies. But at this point it's more for me, even if all I can get is her acknowledging that I tried to apologize instead of just telling me "it doesn't matter, you still did it, suffer".

>solitude, which can be useful.
Fair, though last I heard she'd quit her job and I'm worried that she's become a complete shut in since she was already on a massive downward spiral to begin with. I just barely managed to keep her from completely imploding, I guess she needed to vent her rage somewhere and found it easy to do it to me.

>>534539538
Good night~

>>534539831
>>534540760
At this point, you're probably just collateral damage in her insane self-destruction. She won't talk to you because it would contradict her own version of things and her woe-is-me whining.