NGMI edition

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533750786

Pochie coming?

this nigga needs to buy Blizzard

>>533799769
Yeah bro we need even more AI and Indians

'pochie in the 'log

>>533799769
musk wants to use ai to makes games, he'd just turn into retail into more slop.

Reminder that this is NOT Pay 2 Win, but in fact wholesome chungus convenience.

>>533799831
>second renaissance of the internet
look at what taking twitter away from the homos did

>>533799990
against all odds, somehow made it even worse?
real confidence-inspiring.

>>533799914
you can earn tokens in game, stupid

Vibecoder expert anons, what could have gone wrong with the partitions? This silence is very worrying.

THERE IS NO WAY TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD

>>533799789
this is kino

>>533799990
I'm not a faggot or Indian so I don't look at twitter

>>533800303
This is a good thing

>>533799914
oh god if im going to play p2w server i'l just play retail

Mark Kern.
Elon Musk.
Asmon Gold.
That's right, the DREAM TEAM will save World of Warcraft.

>RUN VERY FAST 329
IT'S UP IT'S UPIT'SUP IT'S UP IT'S UPIT'SUP IT'S UP IT'S UPIT'SUP IT'S UP IT'S

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX7uuQSif7Q

Why is everyone talking about passwords? Just shitposting I guess. Did you get an email saying yours was breached? I haven't.

>>533800303
The dials aren't tuned yet

>>533800490
FANTASTIC!

>american company
>no malware in launcher
>$15 per month too expensive for browns
>high barrier of entry for feeble troon brains
>no cash shop
>no half-assed ESL writing
>no political chat censorship
>no discord
>no backported assets
>servers up 24/7
for me, it's blizzard classic +

>>533800490
BRILLIANT!

>>533800490
anon we all have the server status page open

>>533800494
You're telling me the dial late?

You think the Baron would simply allow them to move away to Debian unscathed? No one could possibly escape the grasp of a death knight, especially one empowered by the Lich King himself.

Kaytroon and the others will bow to the Lich King and they WILL SUFFER.

>>533800303

Haha you're scared, aren't you

>>533800303

>>533800567
sod was originally sold to us as classic+ and look how that went

i'm leaving the thread and keeping the status page open

goodbye

THE VIBES ARE FUCKING GREAT

update (it's nothing)

>>533800970
THE VIBES...THEY'RE GREAT

Fucking tranny faggot I know you lurk /epog/ show yourself

VIBES STATUS: GREAT

>>533800970
THE VIBES ARE GREAT, Pochies we are eating so good

>>533800970
believing a furfag

>>533800768
a huge success?
hmm

Vibes status?

>>533800970
hope someone beheads this nigger and the whole dev team

>>533800660

Vvltmers. vvbvs.

So is Kes a biohole or a trap

I'm going to fap to human females.

>>533800589
>furfag tranny mod
>wants pet battles

Checks out

>>533801024
Schizoposting again anon?

HURRY GET ANOTHER POLL GOING TO KEEP THESE VIBES UP

I might just DDOS the servers 24/7 once it's actually up because I'm fucking annoyed

>>533801129
Hayai!

>>533801207
disgusting.

>>533801252
Oi m8 u got a loicense for dat botnet

>>533801207

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, Epoch has thought of it. Think PvPers will one shot you? That's already been fixed. You think racials will be unbalanced and everyone will just go human? Fixed. You think the devs don't already know that? Project Epoch is an all powerful, all encompassing server that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was thought of decades ago when the devs were projecting server growth and launch queues. Anything you can think of has already been fixed even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscient server. Free will is a myth. The server sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the server has already fixed the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on Discord asking whether Epoch has fixed professions or whatever, know that it has already been fixed by the devs and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
TRUST THE PROCESS!

Is this all just a big ruse? Have I been bamboozled?

>>533801462
Some rab rats are going insane already, apparently.

all your accounts belong to us....

>>533801143
hard to tell. usually troons are autistic and have some competence in at least one subject, but "she" seems like a worthless ideas guy
we know "she" doesn't do any coding, just quest text and "storyboarding" which is probably half AI anyway
my guess would be bio female but on the FTM pipeline

>>533800970
why the fuck doing they keep talking about vibes ffs

>>533800970
Oh shit oh shit the VIBES ARE GREAT

Imagine donating to epoch

>>533801745
they are vibe coding the core. good vibes are essential

>>533801798
All people CAN do is imagine epoch, because that shit is some login button skinnerbox bullshit for the foreseeable future.

>>533801647
>the troon in charge of quests doesn't even have a warcraft-related pic on discord
>but made sure to include their pronouns

IF SOD WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS WHY IS IT GETTING SHELVED FOREVER HMM???

>>533801129
H-HE'S FAST!

you guys ever think? I literally own a war within, I can easily pay for 10 years of sub why am I trying to get on a private server

>>533802067
>you guys ever think?
nah

>>533801938
>IF GTA V WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS WHY IS IT GETTING SHELVED FOREVER HMM???

>>533802067
why do people buy iphones

>>533801889
I can't even imagine epoch. I couldn't log in to the server to access my two characters I created during the name reservation.

>>533799905
>musk wants to use ai to makes games, he'd just turn into retail into more slop.
Even these early stages of A.I. couldn't be worse than green haired fat AAActivist devs.

>>533802067
yes but i would never play retail

no one will be able to log in again....

>>533800567
15 a month doesnt stop browns you idiot.
Retail sucks, thats why people dont want to pay for it.

>tiny update from internal, things are moving very smoothly and the vibes are great, thank you for your continued patience and thank you for loving epoch as much as we do

>>533801130
>..."update Map"
>..."add configs!"
>..."cleanup"
>..."no skipping"
>..."Update World"
>"ulmetrs, please do something else instead of those 1 code line commits"
>"No Queue!!"
>"Ulmetrs, if you won't stop I'll have to log off overwatch two and do your work myse-"
>FIIIIIIX SERVEE-E-E-E-ER!!!"
>with a flash of light Epoch launches on all 10 threads, Kezan and Gurubashi host 12k players each with little to no lag
>"Holy shit you were right Vlmetrz!"

>>533802527
who is she

>>533802527
>
>tiny update from internal, things are moving very smoothly and the vibes are great, thank you for your continued patience and thank you for loving epoch as much as we do

>>533800567
>retail servers
>pay2win
>bots everywhere
>killing a bot causes cartel to visit your house irl and put bullets in your mailbox https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/anti-bot-player-quits-due-to-irl-threats-to-family-blizzard-please/2030764

Vibebros, are we ever going to stop winning?

>VIBE STATUS: AMAZING AWESOME EXCELLENT FABOLOUS FANTASTIC TERRIFIC WONDERFUL SUPERB MARVELOUS STELLAR PRIME HEAVENLY EXCEPTIONAL DIVINE SENSATIONAL TOP-NOTCH FIRST-RATE GRAND UNSURPASSED DANDY STERLING HIGH-CLASS GROOVY RADICAL PEACHY OUT OF THIS WORLD SUPERNAL DOPE DYNAMITE TIP-TOP GANGBUSTERS TOP-OF-THE-LINE A-OKAY BOFFO BONNY JIM-DANDY CORKING FIVE-STAR PHAT GILT-EDGED HIGH TEST CRACKERJACK WIZARD A1

>>533802647
it's me
c u on kezan uwu :3

soon............

>things are moving very smoothly and the vibes are great

>reactions: locked
>discord: locked
>youtube: locked
>github: locked
>cage: locked and leaking
yep, it's epoch alright

>>533802820
is the pay to win in the room with us?

>reactions: locked
>discord: locked
>registrations: locked
>youtube: locked
>github: locked
>cage: locked and leaking
yep, it's epoch alright

At this point they're literally trolling, and I respect it

It's ready when it's ready

turtle winned bigly

They're gonna end up nuking the whole server over some ninja loot or corpsecamping fiasco, just based on how they run the discord

want to buy turtle mount in epoch, soon you can....hehe

>>533803085
AI Slop. Hard pass

>>533802935
>dials: tuned
>vibes: coded
>pregnancy: eminent

Pochie status?!
Vibes sStatus?!?!?!

>>533803085
they hired that xe/xir

I would like to thank project peepoch for this awful trainwreck causing me to check out turtle wow and ascension, both of which I haven't touched for about 4 years now, having a lot of fun going back in so thanks epoch dev team

>vibes are good
>work is going smoothly
>we've discovered a bottleneck
>we worked out some kinks
>things will be done in the near future
>we're nearing completion
>we've found more bottlenecks
>we're very satisfied with current performance

Why do I feel like a corporate manager getting reports from an incompetent IT guy that just bullshits me because he knows I don't know enough about IT to call him on it?

>>533803145
the first streamer drama will make kaytotes crumble

>>533803085
That looks so fucking bad it’s insane, there’s no way this was easier than just moving to wrath client

>>533803291
Transition status?

>>533803158

>>533803085
is this a new chronicles of alexstrasza?

>>533803085
Is there an actual reason why they are doing this?

>>533803015
>never even got far enough to hear about GDKP

I just got this

>>533803361
If only they looked as breedable as that...

>>533803085
Souless

>>533803085
>does not show full quest completion/completion
>does not show killing of mobs
Why always cut video on activities?

>>533802067
>retail
Alright but if I wanted to play diablo, I would just play diablo instead of warcraft skinned diablo

>>533803512
How's the clickety clacks?

"Servers will be up randomly over the next 24 hours"
-t. Kes, 13 hours ago

>epoch removed all problematic npcs and quests like retail

>>533803497
They spent so much time wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should

>>533803357
>That looks so fucking bad it’s insane, there’s no way this was easier than just moving to wrath client
It'll all be worth when the new client lets them make custom content

>>533803751
based

>>533803668
They/them never said it would be up multiple times

how much money you wanna bet the person repeating trans on purpose on every wowpserver general is just one single person. probably american too.

>>533801647
>just useless quest texts nobody will read anyway
yeah it’s a biohole

>>533803512
Zboard...home.
in the lead-up to the original release, I got gifted that keyboard and the official PRIMA (or BradyGames?) Strategy Guide
still have those packed up somehwere. I almost never used the WoW zboard though, usually kept it the standard one on

>>533803357
or moving to the modern legion client..
>>533803901
you can do custom content without porting everything to UE5

>>533803751
Anon... Blizzard won't do anything about it.

However, if you write to UK law enforcement and politicians and tell them the server is specifically being used as a hate space to speak ill about immigrants they will step in and take it down swiftly, as well as arrest the devs.

>>533803751
>private server named "Project Epoch" which is currently operating

wheres the porn jiggie im bored

>>533804006
awww you gonna cry??

>>533804029
If it's unopened it's probably worth more than $1000 these days.

>>533804076
>However, if you write to UK law enforcement and politicians and tell them the server is specifically being used as a hate space to speak ill about immigrants they will step in and take it down swiftly, as well as arrest the devs.
And since the hacks in the epochies team doesn't even have a functioning chat bot, there is still plently of evidence left on the discord despite being read-only now.

>>533804109
I want to coom inside Nelliel.

>>533803901
ascension (despite being dogshit) already proved you can do miracles on the wrath client

that's it I'm going back to World of Tanks___craft until the devs go to sleep

isn't blizzongo a microsoft subsidiary now
what if microsoft pulls the trigger

>>533804327
Kaytotes is already sleeping sir

>>533804282

>>533804076
>>533804256
Why would you conspire this, that could unironically get him thrown in jail.

>>533804076
>However, if you write to UK law enforcement and politicians and tell them the server is specifically being used as a hate space to speak ill about immigrants they will step in and take it down swiftly, as well as arrest the devs.
you are retarded, they won't do shit
BUT, you know who would do something?
Ofcom.
They would take care of both turdle and epoch

>>533803365
cra iddo

FK U GAYTOTES

TRUTTLE WON!!

>>533803085
this was by far the worst example. duskwood looked comfy as fuck though and has potential. you can always just turn it off if you hate it

sum sums wait for nothing....

>>533804498
ofcom are too busy trying to make sure everyone looking at porn in the uk is over 18. they probably don't have time to chase down some rogue pserver owner from some 20+ year old game. not unless you could convince them he's hosting porn on it.

>he doesn't believe in Kaytotes
Why are you harshing the vibe, brah?

>>533804209
it's been used and worn down a bit. I remember having to forcefully snap the rightmost part of the keyboard down fairly often for it to stay locked in. still, hmm...

>>533804694
>"there are a lot of "erotic roleplayers" in this server and children can access it. shut it down"

>>533803085
BLIZZARD HIRE THIS MAN!

Vibe status?
>exceedingly good

Please stop reporting the illegal private server, unless they wipe characters or something.

LET ME FUCKING PLAAAAYYYYYYYYY

THE VIBES
THEY'RE TOO GOOD
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>533805034
Does the vibes comment they made mean all the devs are on 4chan taunting us?

>>533804896
last time blizzard sent a successful c&d was nostalrius.

>>533805092
Yes. That's why you should not post your character names here ever, they will ban you.

Did the servers ever come up?

>>533805034
I feel the vibes will be off the chart soon

POV: You just zoned into Valley of Trials on Bronzebeard

my name is Notimportant

>>533805183
Gumbros...

Epoch will never launch and Forsen will never win at PUBG.

>>533805218
fuck off avatarfag

>>533805270
I still don't understand why he did this.

>>533805251
rubber dinghy rapids bro

which vanilla + server is best?

>>533805194
>Yes. That's why you should not post your character names here ever, they will ban you.

Just realized I can start spoofing screenshots of paladins that previously rolled need on leather druid gear and pretending to be them on 4chan while speaking ill of the epoch staff until they're banned.

>>533805183
Ascension (previously called Project Awakening) was down for a good couple weeks or so after Derek Powell (Dutch) got his C&D back in 2017. IIRC he just moved ownership of everything over to one of his devs that was based in europe and rebranded everything.

War Within.
Play it.
Now.

I'm not asking again.

>>533805431
VVALLKRAFT but the democrats took it from us

>>533805431
Turtle WoW

>>533801024
Sorry but I'm currently watching the running really fast playlist, I'll return after I'm done with it.

>>533805431
Season of Discovery

>>533805476
i played it
it was shit

Are you guys unironically waiting for this to launch? Its obviously going to shut down (if it ever launches) because of incompetent management or tranny drama.

I'm in queue!

For turtle...

>>533805443
>Project Awakening
Wow-Awakening*

>>533805431
If epoch was up, it would be the best one.
Right now? Turdle, because it's the only one.

>4 years of work to create npcs that walk in circles on a timer, 5 extra kill quests, copy pasted tbc talents, and 2 weekends in noggit to slightly change existing maps, with servers that dont work
I see a bright futute ahead bros dont worry multithreading and linux will fix everything...
DO POCHIE KEKS REALLY?? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

>>533805413
autistic panic

So.... how's Felmyst 4 (or is it 5 now) going?

>>533805431

>>533805594
maybe it will come back... with turtle shop...heh who know

>>533805476
its so fucking dogshit tho I just cant

>>533805439
Based.

>>533805709
>world PVP
already beats epoch

>>533802124
>GTA V
Was a massive flop and failed to cover production costs.
GTA Online is the one that popped off and was made by different people.

>>533805307
Daughters? forsenSmug

>>533805709
unironically these types of servers were kino
I used to play on one in like 2008 that let you cross class.

>>533805709
>Unique Wing Transmogs
Man the MMO scene right after AION came out was insane

Pochie Monday! yay yay

>>533805476
>"Five...four...three...two.."
>*AIRHORN* BAZOOOOOO
>"Engage"
>"Five...four...three...two.."
>WARNING
>BEWARE-BE-BEWARE
>*AIRHORN* BAZOOOOOO
>"Five...four...three...two.."

>>533801938
it ran it's course, they introduced dogshit and people lost interest

>>533800567
>American company
Is that supposed to be good?
>$15 a month too expensive for browns
old cope, and wow token exists
>high barrier of entry for feeble troon brains
It's literally made for them
>no cash shop
lie
>No political chat censorship
lie
>Servers up 24/7
Besides 8-12 hours on weekly reset

>>533805898
>GTA Online is separate from GTA V
you are dumb

If someone put a gun to your head and asked you to correctly guess when the Project Epoch server would actually be in a playable state, what would you guess?

Here is a fancy trick on how to try The War Within.
JUST DOWNLOAD THE PTR CLIENT, YOU DON'T NEED A SUB OR THE EXPANSION.
Don't fall for FOMO or hype.

>>533805476
Even though it's fixed in that art I can't shake the manface and DEI chin of the official knifeu art.

>>533805843
end is neigh

>>533799520 (OP)
The scarlet crusade is not what it used to be...

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

>>533805476
>incredibly aggressive maze design
>make the game harder but offload all of the increased difficulty to tanks and healers
>mythic raids are designed around weakauras so elaborate that world first raiders have salaried software engineers programming them
jesus fucking christ

>>533806146
twelve seconds

>>533806146
i would say never.
because it's a 50% chance of survival (highest)

>>533806159
time to save 55 dollars and try out the latest slop

>>533806146
>Now

>>533806159
enjoy singleplayer lmao

>>533806242
>doesn't even make sense from a lore standpoint
state of troons

Maybe I should just play MoP classic instead.
How much is the cheapest level 85 boost package?

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIMME POCHIEEEE
I WANT POCHIE RIGHT NYOOOWWWW OR I SWEAR I WILL CUT MYSELF AGAINNNNN

YOU DID THIS TO ME CRINGETOTES
I'M LEARNING HEX MAGIC ON /x/ AS I TYPE THIS YOU ARE FKED YOU HEAR ME?? I WIL CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR OFFSPRINGGGG!!! GIMMEE POCHIE RN GIVE IT I NEED IT I'M A MAZED JUNKIE PLS PLS PLS I NEED MY FIX BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533806529
>50 spells to do the same action
MoP is not good

>>533806529
>Maybe I should eat shit instead
I don't think that's good for you.

>>533806518
scarlet crusade fags are all secondaries

Pochie Sunday very soon!

How about you play something other than WoW?

>>533806146
August 25th

>>533806652

>>533806794
not possible

POV: You're a human male coming home to your wife after a long day.
https://files.catbox.moe/nyanx6.png

no wonder horde cucks are so mad all the time.

guys i'm starting to think they weren't prepared for launch

>>533806529
>MoP
You'll never out-perform bots, anon.

I still believe the 24h timeline desu

>>533806146
just shoot me

>>533805476
I think I finally fell off the Blizztrain when War Within launched.
I might be misremembering, but I just can't stand stories where everything is always hopeless and the villians outsmart the heroes at every turn until they suddenly don't anymore.

>>533806981
how many days have you been believing that?

>>533806529
>Maybe I should just play MoP classic instead.

>>533806858
>using a model that can't do two characters without them looking the exact fucking same
laughing my ass out
get with the times ranjeet

>>533801745
One of them was raped by a geriatric Beach Boy.

>>533806652
kek

>>533805476
No thanks, it's legitimately the most boring xpac ever released.

>>533806652
Instead of cutting yourself like a retarded teenage girl just use SATS to force the servers online.

why do i still post
why does anyone
this shit isn't ever going live

>>533807039
as many as it takes

>>533801745
they're fucking zoomers
everything is "vibes"

>>533807175
>why does a daughter look like her mother

>>533807304
the posting and clowning on epoch is ten times more fun than actually playing it

bweeeeeeh 7 days no pochie

>>533807332
>why are they wearing the exact same outfit, making the exact same facial expression, etc.
lmao
i didn't even realize it was possible to be this retarded

I took my meds and calmed down. My nurse heard me throwing a tantrum and even gave me a warm glass of milk and a handjob quickie under the sheets.

It's going to be okay. I am mommy's little soldier. I will be able to sleep INFINITE amounts of sleepies until Pochie now. My anime character arc has only just started. We will shoulder this burden together, whatever the cost may be.

>>533807484
because i didn't prompt them to be different, silly retard.

>>533807332
>daughters are just tiny identical twins of their mothers
No anon, that's not what they meant when they said you'd never pass on your genes

I keep looking for distractions to help pass the time until Project Epoch's 2nd launch.

I've masturbated more these past 8 days than most people do in a year.

>>533807593
>i could totally do it bro
>i just didn't
>and i won't do it either because... because i just won't, okay?
laughing my ass out

post yf right now when no epog

>>533807304
7 more sleeps

Sorry... I'm soothed now.

>>533807732
correct

>>533807684
many do, many don't. I know you don't go out much though so it's okay.

olives = 10 min server test per day
orangutan = me

>things
moving smoothly
>vibes
immaculate

VIBE UPDATE: Immaculate

>>533807759

uh oh
pedoslopper melty pedoslopper melty

>KEZEK

>>533807304
Ya gotta believe!

>>533807936
Hahaa trolnig the fuck out of us

>>533806146
Two weeks

Sending all my good vibes to the Epoch team

>GURUG

>>533801371
A-Anon.. I'm gonna.. I'm..

>>533807956
why are AIfags so insecure anyway? you tell them "you're doing it wrong" and they piss and shit and have a meltdown. they shit on artists but then exhibit more attention-whoring tranny behavior than most artists could ever dream of.

t-two more days bros...

>>533808361
You're silly.

>>533808361
they unironically believe that prompting is a skill, so you're essentially telling them that they're unskilled (which they are)

>>533808459
You're talentless

>>533808318
mfw the white stuff comes out

>>533808570
When did I ever say making AI art took talent or skill?
I think you're projecting some insecurities here. Do you want to talk about it?

thread theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

>this would get you banned on Project Enoch

>>533802820
>This will be my last video
>Almost 15 videos since, all dealing with still killing bots

what happened?

>>533807759

server run very fast, vibes fantastic, brilliant

>>533808720
In what way?

>>533807759

>>533808769
Every single donald trump speech.

>>533808552
the funny thing is that even though proompting is so easy to learn they're still completely incapable of it.
on the one hand they'll pretend to be above it all, as if they don't care about anything, but then on the other they completely lose their shit if you call their gens trash-tier.
being more incompetent than jeets takes a very special mind.

>The vibes, folks. The vibes are good. So good.

>>533807759

>>533808871
no professing of God's grace in public chat channels

KAY YOU NIGGER GIVE US THE SERVER

>>533808720
Keep it in Church

soon

>>533809069
i hate his face now

>>533808720
good.
nobody cares about random shit bible verses, 99% of christians have literally never actually read the bible.
the only people who go around quoting it like that are trolling, simple as.

>>533809069

how do i filter out the gooners and trannies from the general

>>533809141
The vibes are good, anon

Repeatedly telling yourself "th-the vibes are so good" won't stave suicidal ideation off forever, Gaycopes.

VIBES STATUS???

>>533807759

>>533808913
>I gotta tell ya folks I have some very smart people on this team, very smart people. They have all assured me personally they say "Mr. President, the vibes are immaculate."Isn't that something? So I say we're gonna "CRANK BABY, CRANK!"

>>533808361
AIniggers are subhuman trash who don't see the point in learning or doing anything of value, they are mindless drooling hedonists, they are incapable of thinking yet creating, they are worse than literal npcs, don't even try talking to to them. It's like trying to talk to a gooning vegetable.

Having fun on Bronzebeard.

the vibes are good

>>533809209
>thoughtcrime

We have the best vibes. Turtle couldn't hope to compete with these vibes. Wonderful vibes.

>>533809530
>non sequitur

im feeling the good vibes bros

Vibe check?

>>533809709
Currently in my butthole and active

>>533807907
olives = someone making the position of a low level player questing in a contested zone known
orangutan = a gurubashi "player" half a world away

>>533809512
make the lolis skin bit greener

>>533809709

>>533809656
Now we're reaching good territory

*taps the sign*

>>533809920
uhh humans dont turn their skin green

KEZAN IS UP

>>533807759

>>533809656
i will now masturbate

So who else is playing on Ambershire later this month?

>>533810025
Would Christufuh share some of those olives with monke?

its gonna be up real soon.

i feel like they're going to pull some attention whore shit like set a random date next week as the 'relaunch' even though things are ready to go

>>533810025
what class would they play on epoch?

>>533810142
>turdle
I'd rather host my own server and play with bots

>all these failed deviantart artists crying about AI
kek

AI is definitely why you aren't a rich artist, rashid.

>>533807759

>>533807759

I'd rather jack it to shitty newgrounds porn art than identical AI "drawing" #31085265

>>533810323
>Tony: Hunter
>Christopher: Rogue
>Paulie: Warrior
>Silvio: Paladin

UP

>>533810109
wow. it actually IS

ALERT

>>533810640
>kezan online
>auth server offline

what the fuck let me log in you cunt

>>533810316
Not announcing a date is already the bigger attentionwhore. If they announce one people would stop checking in every day

BLAR BLAR BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Gurubashi
>Last online: 6 days ago

>>533810723
Ohhh so when he said it would go up and down intermittently he didn't mean TO PLAY

Im here to masturbate not to omg epoch whereis epoch EPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHHH
where to teasing sloppers at

>>533810730
christ, i had my speakers turned all the way up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kctwd4w7R0

>>533810729
they should have said it wont launch for a week, week ago

HABBENING
>HABBENING
HABBENING
>HABBENING
HABBENING
>HABBENING
HABBENING
>HABBENING

THAT WOKE ME UP

Ya'll still fucking with them private servers?

>>533810925
I was taking a nap.

so why is this down,
https://epoch-status.info/

>>533810886
Why did he words that so poorly?

This one doesn't register
https://epoch-status.info/
but this one does
https://project-epoch-status.com/

50% of this general is not white

>>533811078
dummies didnt update the game server ips

>>533811078
Didn't update to new server IP

>>533811003
isnt this status looking at the old/wrong server tho?

>>533811003
https://project-epoch-status.com/

>it's real
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>533811125
That's a lowball.

the final vibes..

VIBEBROS??!!

>>533811189
>weekend ends in like 4 hours

IT'S COMING ON IT'S COMING ON IT'S COMING ON

>>533811125
80% of the world is not white

SAAR TURN LOGIN SERVER ON SAAR TURN GURUBASHI ON PLEES SAAR!!!!!

>>533811372
it's DEH

>>533811125
90% of this general is either white anoretic nerds or fat nerds

TO THE MOON

>>533811412
I am glad I am White in a 98% White majority country.

Just in time for civic holiday, leaf bros we're eating good tonight

>>533811427

>>533811427
ooh!

>>533811412
90%*

>>533811525
DEH HEH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>533800110
how

>>533811412

>the /epog/ funposting will end up being 3x as fun as epoop will ever be

shower time before servers go up!!!

>>533811703
For every £100 donated you get 1 token for free.

>>533811737
at least we witnessed it

aaand its gone

I want to play

>>533811737
>pic
GUYS THE EPL CHEST
GO GET IT

SAAR ENABLE SAARVER SAAAR SAAAARVER PLS SAAR

>>533811705
now count in all white women, even those who lie about being lesbian and bi

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN

>>533800110
I love that the zoomer argument about something being p2w or not is whether you can earn the currency ingame.

SHUT UP ABOUT IT COSTING 400 COINS AND YOU NEEDING 400 HOURS TO EARN 10 COINS SHUT UP IT'S FREE REEEEEE

>turtle wow PVE server has a queue
>project eflop doesnt even have a queue or servers
turtle won so hard it's not even funny

>>533811842
there aren't women here though

>>533811703
if you complete hardcore

>>533811760
fuq you're right, brb don't re-start servers just yet

WE'RE SO BACK

Good vibes only, okay pochstars

they're just bringing it up and down to spam the alerts now, buncha jerks

>>533811868
>troontle pop drops by 70% when epoop starts stress testing for 20mins

>>533811938
there are a few asylum women on /vg/

now they are just trolling monitors

CAM ON KEYTOTES

>>533812054
>I correct 6 typos from 20 years ago

THE ABSOLUTE & IMMACULATE STATE

IMMACULATE FUCKING VIBES

>>533810473
everyone needs to post the cringey community members pics from discord ITT

My vibes are in orbit.

>>533812054
>vibes were upgraded

>>533811705
so whos the minority again?

vibe status??

left: epoch servers
right: you
https://files.catbox.moe/v6jd1i.png

>>533812103
cope lmao

I don't even care about Pochie anymore

>>533811705
wow, i should play the lottery

Evens and it comes up tonight.
Odds and it comes up on Thursday.

>>533812363
Go dilate.

Alright ya'll let's get another poll in before we launch the server again. Do you like questing in the Thousand Needles or Duskwood more?

>>533812461
Go try logging into your doa server.

>>533812308

They changed their auth server address, change it in your config.wtf.

STOP WITH THE BLUEBALLING

Where is the server, you said it was up.

if they dont sort their shit by wednesday I'm selling my account

>>533812470
how is this even a question, duskwood is complete ass

>>533812569
Don't even try to bull shit us sister HeilHitler

did that magic guy bail? i wish some behind the scenes drama would leak out of the War Room.

>>533812569
Anon I dont even have an account

>>533812643
i stole it

>>533812054
pochsaars

It's not going up retards, they're just testing things on their end. You guys act like this server is a finished product and not in development still

>>533812470
how is this even a question, 1k needles is complete ass

>>533812643
Game server is up but login server is not

>>533812470
Thousand Needles barely has any fucking quests in it, it's like the 3rd most underdeveloped Horde questing zone. Duskwood is the Sistine Chapel by comparison.

How do I spec my tank warrior? The wow general didn't answer me :(. How do I maximize threat gain?

>>533812760
>not in development still
yes.

>>533812806
do damage

i hope they got lots of good data from blowing my fucking ears out

Doomers in shambles, believers we're so back

>Pochie goes online
>right as I start an entire week of 12 hour shifts
T-thanks...

How are you guys enjoying Epoch?

>>533812760
bro every pserver is in development

WE'RE SO BACK BROS

>>533812712
he pushed something 4 days ago

>>533812806
Get a 2h weapon and activate sweeping strikes. End every fight with full rage for the next fight.

>>533812806
you charge in demo shout and use devastate

>>533812643
*buuuuurp*
uuuh i dont know *buuuurp*

>>533812976
They said they'd turn on the server itermittently, they didn't say you could play on it

>race: gnome
>class: priest
>gender: __male

>>533813012
vibing

What do we think about enha with 2H weapon?
Will enha's still be totem twisting cucks?

man on turtle i thought all the zones were supposed to be dead above barrens level but there is still lots of people
how am i supposed to multi box my hc character in peace without fear of someone reporting me wtf its too uncomfy

>>533813184
the plan is in motion, I trust the vision

Vibe check, how are yall doing while sitting comfy and patiently waiting for the server?

what are the latest vibes?

IT'S UP

>>533812890
What does the alert sound like?

>race: draenei
>class: slut
>gender: futa

>>533813243
use them if you want. no totem twisting unless your raid is so pathetic that you cant find 3 shamans ( the 3rd most played class ). If that's the case you should start looking for a new guild

>>533813294
I have already reported you

is it true there wont be any spell downranking due to the wrath client?

>>533813383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

This one just got updated
https://epoch-status.info/

>>533813294
this is the Project Epoch general, tranny maybe you are lost?
>>>/lgbt/

for me? it’s male nelf priest

>>533812054
>vibes are immaculate
they are mocking us.....

>>533813521

Keep the vibes flowing

>>533813606
Those aren't canon bro

i like the slutty femnelf rogue archetype

>were gonna bring up the server intermittently
>but not the login server

This is top tier trolling, holy shit

>>533813606
>using mnelf for anything other than naruto rouge

Vibes are at an all time low. They cant keep getting away with this

>>533813739
Sex and then headpats then sex again with Ui.

>>533812603
wtf
I'm literally watching SG0 right now

>>533812806
In what version of the game? In vanilla for leveling you go arms, tab sunder/revenge every enemy, if you want to maximize dps you sweeping strikes into whirlwind, then back to defense stance and sunder/revenge shit. For end game you go furyprot, same shit but you do more damage now. You have a macro for emergency situations where you need to equip a shield, otherwise you don't need it.

so they woke me up for nothing?

>>533813858
Go get nuggies

New vibe poll: girlcock or boyclit?

>>533813852
its classic+ chud.

>>533813852
Sorry, I should've clarified. It's azerothcore, wotlk.

>almost 50% increase in uptime
PROGRESS
VIBE CHECK?!?

Bronzebeardchuds... what's going on?

>>533814005
Revenge on cooldown and TC spam

>>533813948
Girlcock of course, are you a faggot or something?

>>533813948
Both please

I'M MAZING OUT BROS

>>533812348
More

>>533813739

>>533813492
bump

>>533814081
everyone in this trashfire general has been saying bronzebeard isn't classic+

>>533813948
boyclit is cute and rare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

BROS, THE GOOD VIBES , IM FEELING IT

jiggies?

>>533813948
gc

is the game up yet

>>533813471
what class was i playing then ?

Once again, we were RAPED by Project Epoch.

I'm in

Wait, what if the server HAVE been going up and down randomly but our dumbfuck trackers were just fucked up?!?

DID ANYONE HAVE LOGING SCRIPT RUNNING?!!

this is just like persona 5

>>533814005
Then shouldn't be too difficult. Single target shield slam, devastate, revenge; AOE thunderclap, shockwave and cleave. I once got bugged while fishing in chromiecraft and tanked a dungeon with thunderclap only.

>>533814267
what happened to teh frog face

1 week

>>533813492
No, every spell is brought back to TBC levels where downranking still exists. As a mage you want a rank 1 Blizzard, CoC, Nova and AE on your bars. As a druid/shaman/priest especially you'll be downranking heals which are more HP/Mana efficient in raids.

>>533814267
Anon you missed some of your shaving cream, you need to look in the mirror next time

>>533813573
mad cause gaytotes didnt gib you your 30 minutes of allotted server testing time today ?

>>533814332
Priest

>>533814430
I've been running mine for 7 hours and it's never been up

Login Server Down

Okay

i finally found kaytotes' name and address. fucker is pretty good with opsec, but not good enough.

>>533813708
He-hello, he-he-hello..

This shit is never coming out.
Like it's honestly actually never coming out. At all. Ever.

We're all going to be on turtle on the 17th. We're going to kiss the ring and beg for Shenna's forgiveness.

>>533814510
so level 1 frobo for quick ranged slows are a thing as a mage?

>>533814684
>We're
no
fuck off

>>533814684
>1.12.1
nah

yo is epoch ran by blizzard? when tried to connect it and gave me an error it took me to this website?

i remember when shenna stole donations to pay for her fathers medical expenses

why do the shittiest artists cry the loudest about AI? is this like unskilled rednecks doing unskilled labor crying about mexicans taking their work?

>>533814842
Can confirm it's auto-opening that website recently. Didn't have this problem until today.

>>533814778
weeb normalfags suck ass at wow kys

Every time I open Turtle after opening Epoch, this happens.

something is fucked

>>533814081
>most shilled server ever is down
>competitor is attempting to capitalize
>"why is competitor being so virulently attacked by organic numbers of people?!"

>>533814684
you don't want it comming out. the second it comes out we lose all memes and actually have to play wow.
like in the end its a vanilla server with custom quests, same classes, mostly same dungeons. very few new zones very few new dungeons.
eventually you must understand that this is the peak of epoch.

I have no idea about any namefags but that sounds based.

what are you playan whilte waitan? me? I'm playan some comfy Deadlock.

>>533814974
Happens when you play a more recent client and then go back to 1.12, just press "no"

>>533814842
>>533814965
its because they changed their realmlist so it just does what blizzard defaults to and sends you to the the support page

>>533814990
>>most shilled server ever is down
When did turtle go down?
Shenna status???

>>533814974
Yup, I get the same thing. Don't hit yes.

>>533814649
post or lying
>>533814924
wholesome

>>533814081
it's just their other servers but they put some of their broken original abilities on the original 9 classes. it's not actually new, there is zero new content here.

>>533815036
Is Deadlock good now? I played it a few months ago and the only good thing were the blue girl's feet.

>>533814974
just trannywows shitty launcher being shitty. Press no and then rope yourself.

TURTLE IS DOWN

I REPEAT

TURTLE IS DOWN

>>533815036
Why is almost every character so hideous?

>>533815210
Epoch won

>>533815036
>4 different beverages
the fuck are you doing

>>533815180
no its worse now

>>533815210
>tel'abim online
no anon turtle is up

>>533815210
VIBES SO GOOD IT'S KILLING THE COMPETITION

>>533815251
modern video game

>>533815180
movement tech got reworked and the gameplay is smoother with trilane and new map objs, new chars too

>>533814510
>downranking heals is more mana efficient
downranking has nothing to do with mana efficiency
lower rank spells have less heal-per-mana than higher rank spells, plus they get diminshed +healing
downranking is used in a raid scenario when multiple healers are healing the same target to reduce overheal
most effective healing consists of pre-casting high level heals and interrupting if you see it's not needed, not brainlessly spamming rank3 heal or whatever your class uses

t. top1 druid on Onyxia precasting max rank HT when she breathes on the tank

>>533815210
KAYTOTES DID THIS

>>533815036
holy cringe

>>533815210
RPPvE is a very autistic and redundant realm label.

>>533815180
depends on why you stopped playing. they haven't done any kind of major redesign or anything if that's what you mean, it's still a game built upon combining the worst aspects of Overwatch/TF2 and DOTA2 with none of the fun.

I just want to play turtle, bros.............

VIBING

>>533815210
I hope you epocuckolds are happy, you killed epoch and now you tipped over the turtle too! Katotes is laughing at you and Ross is banning you and it's only Sunday.

>>533815358
ok im not gonna bother downranking tho
t holypriest chad with prayer of mending n shit

>>533815438
The banana server is right there

>>533815210
and nothing of value was lost

>>533815376
turtle used to be an RP server ( and also a 0.5 xp rate vanilla server )

>>533815036
I havent played any videogaems in ages
I'm mostly watching decent anime I somehow missed while waiting for Epoch

>>533815358
congrats on your max HRT rank sister

Vanillaplus still online

>>533815086
at last I truly see.
Guess they need to update the launcher.

ideal classic + from blizzard:
>RP-PVP, PVE, and PVP realms
>SoD without layering
that's all

>>533815557
>decent anime
no such thing, tranny

>>533815210
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH

>>533806146
Unethically never, they will never fix their god awful code.

>>533815539
There is no point in labeling it RPPvE because that's already implied by calling it RP, which is why Blizzard also made RPPvP.

>>533806146
25 years

yeah im thinking its over chatroom

>>533806146
2 weeks on the day until they remove the discord and the wesbite.
>server launch status
never

>>533815358
>>533815478
technically, avoiding overheal is all about mana efficiency. yes, bigger heals are usually more efficient, but not (necessarily) if you overheal

>>533815557
any recommendations?

>>533815674
Anything above 8.0 on MAL is decent.

>>533815662
>SoD
was garbage and they need active GMs who ban bots

POCHIE WEEKEND

>>533815662
What about classic+ without pajeet bots, gold sellers, and services killing important parts of the game? Never happening.

>>533815036
TFT

>>533815210
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO DO BRD!!!!! FUCK
HAD A FULL PARTY AND EVERYTHING

>>533815210
>all 72k+ players on Epoch went to turtle once it was confirmed that Epoch was never happening
>turtle can't handle the traffic and gets tipped over

Where next, sisters?

>>533815867
>MAL
pleb

>>533815662
icky sodomite

>>533815935
guild wars 2

You're laughing. Now neither of us can play. And you're laughing.

>>533815884
any bot i've reported has been banned, so idk. the service spam has gotta go though, and i can't believe how apathetic blizzard is towards the whole thing.

>>533815867
anything released later than 2012 is not decent

>>533815935
Gummy's

>>533815438
us epocheads were born in the downtime, moulded by it

>>533815935
Ascension

>>533815935
We said for Blizzard to announce SoD 2.0 at blizzcon

>>533816040
You meant Guild Wars 1 right?

why tf is this general still up
your server was a rugpull move on

it's back up....it's over

>>533816132
>retoilet-

>>533815935
Elder Scrolls Online

>>533816041
"lol" said the scorpion, "lmao"

>mooom is the food ready
>it's going very smoothly and the vibes are great sweetie

it was up and I missed it? wtf

>>533815853
if you're spamming - your mana regen is greatly diminished
pre-cast and interrupt has been the most effective way to heal any fight longer than 1 minute 20 years ago, and it's the most effective way to heal today
both mana and hp\s wise

>>533816216
VGH

blood elf: turtle servers
night elf: epoch players

https://files.catbox.moe/ub5bxw.png

>>533816240
>Furfag
Thats where you belong thougheverbeit

our fat boomer streamer just went to bed.
no more poggies waiting room stream.

>>533816216
>can't jump
trash

>>533815861
-> >>533815867

>>533816079
vinland saga is alright

>>533816303
What's with AI fags and anal?
Not hating on AI it just seems like solid 90% is anal no matter what?

>turtle dead
>epoch was never even alive
should I just kms?I mean whats the point

>>533816496
um, anal is based?

I'm reading Sakamoto Days
it shonenslop but thats not bad to read now and then

>>533816403
the long-haired jew shill?

>>533815861
Kyou kara Ore wa

>>533816496
retard

>>533816258
The website to check server status is no longer accurately showing the servers because they're renamed from being split.

>>533816496
getting shit particles on your dick is hecking based and gender affirming

>>533816547
pls do so, and don't forget to announce that it was trannywow that pushed you over the edge.

>>533816604
no, the peter griffin lookalike

>>533816554
poop dick so heckin based

>>533816691
People usually clean themselves Ranjeet something that is unknown to you.

Set your status thingie to alert on login up

>>533816648
how do we know if ITS UP then?

>>533816805
t. never had sex

>>533816547
you should KYS(should kiss your sister) yes

>>533816547
Try playing Rift on steam. It plays/feels exactly like WoW, unlike other mmos.

>>533816547
Here, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OaxZXizA0M

https://files.catbox.moe/fe6qwj.png
epoch in one picture

>everyone empties their colon and pressure washes it because they're all anticipating surprise buttsex because i am a fag who lives in a bubble

>>533806652
I'm going to anal creampie evey single one of you pochiefags. Complete Pochie poster correction. Stupid brats like you get their prostate smashed in. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>533816904
For me, it's the seal scared of water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

ITS UP

>>533816808
anal sex is never clean, stop watching porn

>>533816954
lol

>>533816303
The out of frame draenei pumping her horsegock: Gummy players

>>533816954
perfect

>>533816954
kek

Nobody tell these virgins they're practically swimming in shit particles anytime someone farts near them or they walk into a public restroom

how to make turtle soup?

>>533817228
As if you knew anything about restrooms Rajeesh.

The only issue with anal is that it's completely unbelievable. Painal is totally a thing. The sewage pipe was not designed to have overly girthy things going back inside.
>t. tried to shove a dildo up his ass once, never doing that again

Just woke up, What's happening forum?

>>533817360
homoooo

>>533817360
that's great, now go back to moderating the epoch discord

Pochie night

>>533817360
some women genuinely have better orgasms from anal than vaginal, for one reason or another.

>>533816079
there is so much fucking anime garbage from 2004-2012 I don't know how you can say that unless you actually are just trying to sound like a hipster fag.

>>533816808
uh huh, how often you scrub a spot several inches inside your asshole?

>>533816816
Server was up but login not. Hoperfully when login comes up it will alert

>>533817589
stop watching porn, women can't get orgasm from anal

>>533817360
you have to relax anon
give amyl nitrates and stimulants a try. you'll be shoving baseball bats up there

I'm always clean ((there)) when I play Turtle WoW

It's Sunday evening and I was promised pochie weekend.

>>533817360
>His

>>533817705
stop being forever alone

The only thing that keeps the little faith I have left in Epoch is the power of greed; that the devs will want to actually get the servers up and relaunch Project Epoch reliably so they can run a shop and get paid.

>servers going up and down
Does this mean they finished the migration and now are testing on the dedicated hardware?
If so doesn't this mean we're basically ready to go?

>>533816418
kek those were my exact words trying GW1 after playing wow in 2005

>>533817830
No.

>>533817393
absolutely fk nothing

>>533817830
haha yeah man itll be up in an hour or so
t. knower

STOP WATCHING PORN
ESPECIALLY STOP WATCHING ANAL PORN
FAGGOTS

>>533817830
Vibes are through the roof so hopefully you're right

>>533817773
they're too inept to capitalize on the hype. kaytotes would be a multimillionaire right now if he bothered to learn to code / have epoch up on launch date. now he gets nothing.

>>533817927
uh
no.

>>533817830
LOL

>>533817830
YES!

POCHIE NIGHT TONIGHT!!

>>533817927
What the hell are you on about? I'm on nofap until Epoch comes up.

>>533817770
don't even try to argue against biology, retad.-kun

>>533817773
I know 4chan skews to the cynical, and that the best way to get attention is to be extreme, but in my experience most people simply try their best to do as well as they can in their circumstance.

>>533817830
Please god

Thread theme huge vibes
https://youtu.be/1mpzwUGtIik

>>533817589
pain > pleasure

>>533816079
>>533817608
there are quite literally dozens of shitty trend-chasing CGDCT anime that were churned out en masse from that era
people love ripping on the industry for the current trend of LN sloppa adaptations but it's always been like that, fossilized nip execs love throwing shit at the wall with no understanding of what makes things good and seeing if any of it sticks

>>533817773
epoch is a passion project
if they just wanted to make a quick buck they could have done any number of easier and more lucrative rug pulls
they genuinely want this to work, they just aren't experts

Bros I'm going to turn my headphones to max and max out sound output from mixer because I'm going to be doing some shores while we wait

>>533818087
virgin alert

>>533817949
You're right. Oh, God. I honestly can't imagine having 70k+ people chomping at the bit to get into my advertised game and letting that interest wane and die off. I'm realizing there's so many red flags with Project Epoch that I've been trying to turn a blind eye to.

>>533817023
isn't tel'abim banana in wow or something

It's already night time in bongistan so say goodbye to 'poch weekend or even week
Try again next weekend

>>533818365
>nerve endings
it's about dominance, sperg.

They're obviously just trying to wait for tourists to lose interest.....right?

Do you clowns still think this shit is coming back or have you finally moved on?

>>533817705
>>533818087
>>533818485
what is this retarded virgin talking about? like how literal are you trying to be? because a girl can cum just from sucking her tits, orgasms aren't purely through vaginal sensations. Just like how I came in my pants in 9th grade from holding hands.

>>533818665
whats his name?

>>533818678
Your post doesn't pass the vibe check

>>533818365
>relatively
>can
>if

>>533817665
three times a day like a regular homo

>>533818678
Yes, i swithced on Tauri.

>expecting brownskins waiting for a private server to know anything about women

luhmow

Hey chat, how do I fix female gnomes and dwarves when they look like this? I installed the HD model textures in twow and it turned female dwarves and gnomes into horrific trogg-like creatures.

>>533818665
You're absolutely right anon, trust the plan!
this is the only cope that keeps me going

>gamer hours have started
QUICK KAYTATOS NOW'S THE PERFECT TIME FOR QUE MAXIN

>>533818425
'totes is a nightshift man

>>533819094
>HD model textures
you uninstall this

>>533818747
bottom right corner of the video anon

>>533819181
He works at a migrant hotel servicing Iraqi men.

>>533819149
That's right!

Queuemaxxing..... On Overwatch 2!!!

>>533818425
I'll be playing some 'poch while you're waging it up :)

>>533819094
>HD models
you deserve this

Where's the alexstrasza AI

>>533819382
I do not
They are somalis

>>533819640
vacationed for saying the n-word

>>533819094

>>533819640
You mean a chatbot or sloppa?

I was thinking if making a cringe Whitemane chatbot card

>>533815867
When will be able to use ai to know if an anime is good

>>533819640
not really relevant for classic+

>>533819758
no im not

vibes status?

"nothing vague about it"
why are they like this?

>>533819835

>>533819835
Vibrations ceased

>>533819640
playing runescape

>>533819823
ask deepseek
It has dogshit tastes tho when it comes anything post shippuden.

>>533819835
we upgraded to great from exceedingly good

>>533819778
Make one where she taunts people who have small cocks

i want my week back

>>533819956
redditbrain

>>533817360
bro that was extremely out of pocket to mention but thanks for telling me I guess. I wont do that and I guess I wont do it to other people.

>>533819835
THE SAME FIVE POSTS GET POSTED IN THE THREAD THE SAME FIVE POSTS

>>533820052
they have since gone up to immaculate.

28 hours till exodus

>>533820073
nein

>People generally dislike Retail Models and Cosmetics
>Ascension has an in game option to disable all transmogs, mounts and spell effects and the HD models are an optional install when you first start the game
>They keep using ugly retail models and cosmetics in all their trailers
Are these guys retarded

>>533818415
No. It's where the Bananas and Plantains come from, though

>>533818665
it must be nice to be a girl living in a high trust society.
also why the fuck did she flip the video?

>>533819835
Pochie tonight!

>>533820208
They gotta jingle the keys for the tourists because they genuinely do not play games with "low quality graphics"

>>533820208
>vanillafags hate mythic+ bullshit and 5 different raid difficulties
>put them on your vanilla+ realm
what do you think

>>533820294
>girl
lol
dare i say... lmao?

>>533818032
Sucking Burnice's Burnices...

>>533819778
The gnomish alexstrasza AI gnner

>>533819956
Everything changes when your entire posts purpose is to farm upboats

vibes status?

>>533820137
stfu I creates the status posts you all just copied my ray william swagger

>>533818665
I would gladly genocide the entire white race if I just could get her
boys are going to get aborted though for obvious reasons

>>533819835
>Servers: Tested
>Hope: High
>Pochie: NIght

>>533820392
Wait that's a boy? I'm fucking tired

>>533820426
I just wanted to be part of the club :(

>>533820208
Seems less like an attempt at classic+ and more like a ghetto f2p retail for turd worlders.
I got no clue who else something like that would even appeal to.

>>533820480
>aborted
why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPiy2JydwA&list=RDroPiy2JydwA&start_radio=1
yall fuck with this?

>>533819956
>Jordan
automatic faggot

>>533820602
It's not attempting to be Classic+ but people are so desperate for Epoch they want anything. It's more like Wrath at level 60

i never left
but i will soon, because i got called to work

>>533820424
Cooming apparently

>>533820695
are you familiar with the tale of the supreme gentleman?

okay i'm just gonna shut down my client and go poop now haha it sure would suck if the server came up in the next 60 seconds lol haha

>energy ticks

but why

>>533820808
is this what turtlewow will look like in 2025??

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why aren't night elves horde? They look like the evil sexy race

>>533820225
oh ok thanks i just thought of bananas when i read it

>>533818734
..jizz in my pants..

>>533820892
lol orcoid

>>533820808
still kind of blows my mind blizz never bothered to do a single player WoW adventure RPG. Skyrim was so big, people would have eaten up a WoW reskin of it.

>>533820389
>>533820602
It's like Classic+...world wise? Like, new dungeons at 60, new content at 60, loads more open world shit to promote exploration and adventure.
But game wise is more like Season of Discovery. I mean I might try it out, but I just don't get why they insist on using retail models in all their promotional material when a large part of their audience (private server classic enthusiasts) dislike the retail models.

We mergin boys n grils

>>533820890
What does this mean?

>>533820412
https://files.catbox.moe/o82276.png

>>533820892
this could have been horde and tauren could have been the fuzzy markettable good guys in alliance

>>533821073
The tl;dr is that they just put the cherry on top and are now carrying it out to the customer's table

>>533821057
m-merging?

>>533799914
what is there to win? is there one of those tranny speedrun to 60 events going on?

>>533821116

IT’S UP

>>533821073
Changes added to live

>>533821117
>>533820892
Nah Night Elves and Tauren should have been part of a Neutral Faction option since canonically in "da lore" they're actually chill with each other.

>>533820890
If this was true muzzy would be streaming.
>>533821005
Blizzard literally pissed away easy money, like scrapping starcraft ghost and cancelling titan project, which they later turned into overwatch. If they even just did a little like LoL devs have done with the few games they made Blizzard could've been like Ubisoft cranking out a game every year or two, for the last 20 years.

>>533820892
so the human faction can have an elf race but it's not your standard elves so it's le subversive or whatever (i say that tongue in cheek because subversion is such a midwit thing nowadays but back then it actually was clever/novel)

>>533820739
>It's not attempting to be Classic+
is this the new ascensionfag cope?
first frame
"CLASSIC+"

>>533821116
brat escaped grim batol...orc correction patrol on it's way

>>533811867
>zoomer
that's always been the argument, zoomer

>>533821275
>could've been like Ubisoft cranking out a game every year or two, for the last 20 years.
Ubisoft is doing much worse though so I guess it's a good thing they didn't do that

FREEEESSSHHHHH
>>533821394
>>533821394
>>533821394
>>533821394
>>533821394

>>533821326
that doesn't count

>>533821395
Ubisoft didn't have Activision and Microsoft bailing them out though

>>533821252
GREY JEDI?!?!!?!
>>533821193
Haven't been this excited for mmo since yogscast played wildstar

>>533821445
can you fuck off with the early bake

>>533821116
goooon
https://litter.catbox.moe/qbrmpnb69opiqyuz.png

>>533821275
i could see Starcraft Ghost just because it felt like the ideas were larger than what they were technically capable of, if they rebooted development during a later console gen i bet it would have turned out pretty good

>>533821005
>single player WoW adventure RPG
that's just retail

>>533821624
That's basically a ballsjob at that point.

>>533820424
artist?

>>533821483
Activision had multiple franchises die trying that strategy when Bobby was there, remember Guitar Hero and Tony Hawk

>>533821720

>>533821252
Tauren belong in the Horde though. Real kino is 3 race Alliance/Horde and two separate neutral factions Night Elves and Undead

>>533821936
oh you mean the tony hawk that currently has two releases in the steam top sellers? that tony hawk?