Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>533326410 #
please come back devlog. even squidward misses you
https://x.com/tooxisoda/status/1951860791033860286
What kind of breakfast would Julia make?
>>533829892A way too large meal because she wants to impress you.
>>533831442Extremely cute
>>533831442And impressed I shall be
>>533831442Nah she's not a grandma
>>533832564Would you grow old with Julia
>>533834061Would that not be the dream?
>>533834061Original poster, no.
The Mop and the Wooden Board metaphor is Nemlei's best narrative achievement. Bravo Nemlei, if you will.
>>533837642>Ashley is overly happy with the dime-a-dozen mop>Andrew acts like he doesn't like the wooden board and grumpily fucks it anywayAccurate depiction
loss
md5: 68ab6973125d155ffeac6d5d9a2405b0
🔍
Cumming inside Julia and then cuddling immediately afterwards!
>>533840279Fanfartists couldn't possibly play the game, please understand.
>>533838720Only to realize you will never have that
>>533829892Julia would be a terrible cook so none
>>533840814There's a whole world of hussies out there who would be happy to have you cum inside them, you don't have to fixate on one fictional one.
>>533840814>when you have something you don't want
Please fuck your sister in the right whole
>>533841339That's where you are wrong
I am destined to be alone until I DIE (not even 20 years old btw)
>>533829892full english breakfast
and somehow the only thing that would taste good would be the blood pudding
This riff goes for incest...
>>533841692Ashley is a fellatio prodigy
>>533841692Big, fat, soft, squeezable sister tits.
Pie
md5: b64ff1e07091ad7506360e23e7997287
🔍
>>533828726Can’t believe Lord Unknown came out of her puss
>>533847042And I came IN her puss
>>533841883I want to eat Julia's blood...
>>533847302Stop bragging Yule, we can’t all be so lucky
>>533842947It's impressive how quick a girl can learn how to gobble a wiener when given the proper motivation.
Grandma
md5: efe16c251cac3b6ddaa2a94bc9306530
🔍
None of this is in the Bible...
>>533847847Whenever I see a girl giving a great blowjob I start to think it must be nice to have a good cock in your mouth
No homo
>>533848018>no homo>after the gayest shit you've read in your lifeevery time
I would plap andrew's big booty
All the homo
I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three
>>533848940New tinyley unlocked!
What other games have 10/10 rape scenes?
>>533859557Did she an hero?
>>533859602No she just retired from Coffining I thought
Sample
md5: 96c12369fe7ed0100b137290fda5c3d2
🔍
>>533863805No wonder she gave you up so quickly...
>>533848013How do you know? I doubt you ever read it.
>>533864278Lmao why is this so funny
>>533795819Just noticed Andrew isn't looking Ashley in the eyes, but in the lips.
>>533868383Rather, the tits.
floor_1b
md5: 03f0e4abbfcc7b10ffb018d777fcc9f6
🔍
>>533868383>>533868432lol I checked and that's not the original image
Julia 78
md5: c1c3ca9d6c91cadc3b9dca465c0d5589
🔍
>>533871698Nope. Dead game, dead general.
>tfw my sister hasn't done the dishes so I am forced to beat her within an inch of her life
>>533828726ShUt Up InFeRiOr CrEaTuRe
>>533848075So fucking true
What generation would Grannpa Graves be? Silent?
>>533878240He fought in World Wars 2
>>533876830Whenever my imoutie patootie is being lazy, I just do it for her. This might seem counter-productive, but as long as you don't go overboard with it it's a fantastic way to subtly instill guilt.
>No, really, I don't mind doing it. That's okay, you can go back to your game, I'm almost done.
>>533878240I'm guessing he was born in the 1900s or 1910s, so whatever generation that is.
>>533876543No more reason to come back here then I guess
Bye anons
>>533878536This would never work on Ashley.
>>533878536I started doing the dishes, she immediately came downstairs to start doing them herself, and honestly I'm kinda mad because I know she does a worse job than I do
>>533882036That's cute. You should kiss her on the top of the head and thank her.
>>533882036you should stand behind her and critique her work with your fingers wrapped in her pants beltloops
>>533878536>it's a fantastic way to subtly instill guiltGiving people niceties they know they don't deserve is the best way to make them feel guilty.
Stick
md5: 4fdd0d1de81f167e33c33089f95338d4
🔍
Stick.
stickley
md5: 33b3b0555dfdcb16f8dd4b4358864903
🔍
>>533883752It is NOT cute! I needed those dishes done hours ago
>>533887267That is, itself, cute!
>>533887267>sister is competentCute!
>incompetentCute!
>smartCute!
>stupidCute! Seeing a pattern yet?
>>533890439>>533891593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p73GHErNT5k
>>533892409Why fight it? Your sister was forged by God to be the cutest thing for you imaginable. To not acknowledge that everything she does is cute is tantamount to blasphemy.
>>533892979Supposing I didn't have a sister?
>>533892979I knew it I fucking knew it. I checked on the dishwasher as soon as it was done and most of the shit in there was fucking dirty. She did a rushed and dogshit job of loading it. Stuff was overlapping and dirty, I bet she didn't even put detergent in. I even saw the fancy knife I keep telling her has to be hand washed.
I fucking KNEW she'd fuck this up, and no amount of Leyley "love your cute sister" posts will change that! I'm going to channel my deepest SnSdrew next time I see her
>>533894783You might have to re-roll characters at the wheel of samsara.
>>533894824CUUUUUUUTE! Don't you just want to take care of a dependent sister?
>>533894824If you want to teach a woman a lesson, as in educate her on something rather than giving her a pair of Irish sunglasses, you need to convey it in a way that doesn't make her feel inferior or incapable. My sister would always put my cast-iron cookware in the dishwasher and it drove me fucking nuts because you simply DO NOT do that, but instead of getting mad at her or guilt-tripping her I simply demonstrated why I do not do that.
>Why do you always wipe the pan off when it's hot?>Oh, cast iron is special. You can't wash it like a regular pan or it'll fuck it up. You should clean cast iron with a dry rag when it's warm or hot otherwise it'll lose its coating and rust.>Ohhhhhhhh that's neat.
>>533895157I don't even want to take care of myself
>>533894827So be it. It was probably gonna go that way anyway.
s_tocry
md5: 7c004050233f5debf5737a06769b9288
🔍
Thiu hours.
>>533895303>out of the showerAh, but you are taking care of yourself.
puke2
md5: 0cc3d0b9385ea8499455eca688f91df1
🔍
>>533895769Another night of being a miserable fucking Thiu in this worthless 3-dimensional world. God, I hate being real so much. Everything in the third dimension is so much worse than it is in 2D
NO STEAMDB UPDATE IN 12 DAYS, NO DEVLOGS, NO SPECULATION 24/7. IM GOING CRAZY!
>>533897136>going crazymust've been a short trip
It's time to let it die. /calg/ deserves better than to linger on life support.
>>533901849You're wrong! We're getting a devlog in just a few days!
>>533901849You clearly weren't here during the episode 1 days
After Andrew sides with lord unknown he'll use Ashley's insecurities to get her to comply with his patron's schemes
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>533881940I thought of that too lol. I love how we automatically compare every real life sister story to Ashley (THE sister)
>>533878460>world warS 2I got that reference
>>533903276The Episode 1 era was a magical time. Never shall we allow future generations to forget our anabasis from /v/!
These fucking pussy-ass streamers with their triggers list! They basically spoil themselves on anything potentially shocking in a story because God forbid someone has a 2 seconds negative feeling. God, I hate millennials! Thank fuck trigger warnings are nowhere near as popular with zoomers.
>>533910356>Thank fuck trigger warnings are nowhere near as popular with zoomersI thought they were the ones putting "cw: sa, dv, ca" etc at the start of every tiktok
>>533912985sexual abuse, domestic violence, what the fuck is the third thing
>>533910356I'm glad coffin doesn't have a "steamer mode", you experience the game properly or you don't experience it at all!
>>533917045yeah it just occurred to me and was about to say it, but thanks
>>533910356But anon, if I'm not given a trigger warning, how am I supposed to know what to find disturbing?
>>533910356Can you blame them really? Given how the ban hammer is going ballistic these days, would you risk an income sorce over this?
>>533901849At least this game actually still gets content. It ain't /ddlc/ or shit.
>>533909085i remember when back in 2023 vg /calg/ threads could last for weeks, and half of the time people were just discussing their relationship with sisters. good times
>>533921972>vg /calg/ threads could last for weeksI too like to romanticise our Anabasis, but we never had threads lasting for WEEKS
>>533923383https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/448442998/#q448442998
you just weren't here during these times.
>>533923541That's less than 11 days; "weeks" is at least 14.
>>533923898She did nothing wrong except choosing to not die with her kids.
>>533923672esl moment, sorry.
>>533927397What did foodrew mean by this?
>>533927397>peeping on your innocent sisterDon't you know that's illegal?
>>533928551Ashley's wet nips are like little mushroom caps
>>533929121why does this officer make me sex
>>533937224>Goddamnit Ashley, why the fuck didn't you tell me you're on your period??>I was horny, okay?? I forgot about it! Besides don't you track my days anyway you creep!>I was horny too>Whatever, go get yourself cleaned up.>Fuck no, I'm not backing out. We're doing this.
>>533939380What the fuck why did I reply to you
>>533901849this isn't even close to life support, terraria threads last for about a month
>>533939380This will be canon
We need a drunk Ashley scene
>>533947827>it's just a 45 minute unskippable scene with her ranting about the jews
>>533948014She wouldn't get there before Andrew would accidentally slide his hand in her shorts and tickle her privates until she's all giggles.
>>533948014It turns out the perfect woman does exist.
>>533947827Imagine getting blackout drunk with Ashley
Cuddle 1
md5: 45b757bc31a114d33155d0ddc0d0ac43
🔍
An ache in your soul is everybody's goal
>>533951615Imagine her going from cursing out Andrew for being a manslut who cant keep his cock in his pants to whimpering about her not being pretty enough for Andrew
Its probably a good thing i dont have a sister. Or worse i was the sister
>>533959237i hate her ugly socks
Andrew not impregnating teensley was such a waste.
>>533962002probably for the best, idk how youd think that would have fixed anything
>>533962002The hormons would drive her wilde
>>533960901barefeet would be nicer...
https://x.com/dollyeia_/status/1952096282140684691
>>533962002They were not ready. They'd be Renee and Douglas 2.0 except they low key hate each other.
>>533963568Agreed, Ashley should remove her footcondoms
What was that manga again of the government super computer that paired the MC with his sister because their incest baby would be a 6IV athlete genius?
>>533964353Why does she have such a massive dumpy
>>533967894Ashleybutt is truly underrated
>>533968035Sisterbutt is to be squeezed, it is to be bitten, it is to near one's face in for comfort, and, if the sister approves, sisterbutt may even be for some light spanking.
>>533968035Ashley is the type of girl who worries if pants make her butt look big
>>533968873Howcome women used to feel insecure about having a big butt?
>>533969259A combined psyop by feminists and the dieting industry convinced them it would make them unfuckable
Ben
md5: d04f5163ffec1af01286c731e533a920
🔍
Sorry, as a what? A love story? Come on, Ashley! This isn't a fucking love story. It's a fucking fuck story. It's about animal lusts and earth and dirt and fluids, not love, art, companionship, all that rubbish. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is so obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces as an ode to dark passions and a kind of savage rhapsody.
Renee
md5: 8dfc668f3b18f2de6e3db73bceb032a7
🔍
Some general you turned out to be
>>533976706Some mother you turned out to be
One of the best ones I saw recently
https://x.com/basilcopperhand/status/1950595766243782703
>>533977453This is indeed lore accurate
>>533976446The height difference in this one however is NOT
Anyone who doesn't draw Andrew's chin easily reaching the top of Ashley's head is doing a criminal job.
momstare
md5: 72ed8ba95ab5183f55c8a0b6111f580e
🔍
>>533977817Why are his hips so wide
Sad_Dad
md5: aeed4cccb1e89bfc0eaad384273c08f8
🔍
>>533977104Please don't talk that way to your mother Anders.
file
md5: 1df021be896c220e1030e07bb5887d89
🔍
>>533966331Only chapter 0 and the volume 1 extra are about the siblings
https://mangadex.org/title/5b644136-8b2d-408b-94b3-667a547d65ed/sore-wa-totsuzen-unmei-no-aite-ga
>>533978375Artists either can't draw the opposite gender or draw it much better
>>533966124I mean, this is the exact outcome of Shots n Such.
>i do wish we got more expansion of that ending though
>>533978375Lore accurate Andrew has a massive ass
>>533923958Yeup kill yourself mama issues
>>533977110Holy shit... that's fucking outstanding.
Lightskin niggas in COFFINLAND
These kids don't know how good they have it. Back in my day, /calg/ was vibrant if a thread took less than 10 days. Flourishing, even! And they were never in the /v/ trenches, worrying that at any second, a tranitor would delete the thread. We fought and bled for this general, so they you kids could enjoy a prosperous future of posting on a Malaysian crocheting forum, and yet there's ZERO appreciation for the freedom my comrades died to give you. It's time to show some respect, pal.
>>533977110I really like this too. Bright colors, baroque, slightly sinister details. Same Antichrist energy as that one where Andrew is holding Ashley up and she's got a golden apple in her hand.
These kids don't know how good they have it. Back in my day, /calg/ was vibrant if a thread took less than 10 days. Flourishing, even! And you younguns were never in the /v/ trenches, worrying that at any second, a tranitor would delete the thread. We fought and bled for this general, so that you kids could enjoy a prosperous future of posting on a Malaysian crocheting forum, and yet there's ZERO appreciation for the freedom my comrades died to give you. It's time to show some respect for your elders, son.
>>534005628>>534005869Yes, yes, very well. Say, want to watch TV? It's about time for your show to start!
>>534006026I wanna watch The 700 Club too!
>>534006174Do whatever you want, just keep quiet
>>534006258>Do whatever you wantI'm gonna fuck my sister one day...
>>534002281I was actually thinking about how Coffin's artstyle wouldn't work well with non-whites the other day. The pale skin is evocative of the sick or dead (or undead) and makes the splashes of color in the eyes or with blood/blush all the more striking. Like your pic had to make the dude super lightskin to fit, and it still looks a bit off.
Coffin not having swarthoids isn't racism, it's good color theory.
>>534008913>I was actually thinking about how Coffin's artstyle wouldn't work well with non-whites the other daySame energy
brownley
md5: f3b74ba1a02d0704b60db74e9a0e7634
🔍
>>534008913Andrew is literally black, his skin is a little darker than Ashley's. Pic related is Ashley with Andrew's skin tone.
I locked my sister out of the house
>>534014429Why are you leaving your pregnant sister outside?
I'm agitated. Would smoking help?
So how would have the executions of their grandparents have gone? Feels like Renee would have definitely drawn Grandpa's death out, which is something you can't say Ashley has ever done, (although Julia may suffer one in burial, possibly from Andrew).
>>534017174Smoking is for faggots like
>>534018847
>>534013642she looks like she has jaundice
>>533977110Place this in a church.
>>534005741Same artist. I always did love the headcanon that their child will literally be the antichrist.
>>534020402Did you just print that one out? bloody noice.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>534028362You sure about that?
>>534005869The fact of the matter is that it's a double-edged sword. Discussion is less lively and more forced sometimes, but on the other hand the giga-faggots who come here specifically to troll the thread are conspicuously absent because a dogshit post loses its power when it goes five minutes with no response.
>>534028517It'll go into the wrong hole during prone bone, Andrew will be too lazy/horny to go clean his dick so he'll start fucking her ass while Ashley cusses him out and threatens to kill him. Afterwards she jokes about him being a literal pain in the ass.
>>534030202>too lazy/horny>just keeps goingYou would be surprised how often this happens with wrong hole situations lol
Have you ever considered kissing the sis? Could be a good idea...
>>534033684Kissing your sister is always a good idea. Top of the head or the cheek for a safe and cute platonic show of affection, on the lips for something a bit more intimate, and when necessary you can engage in a bit of loving tongue-wrestling with your imoutie patootie.
>>534033684I was going to vacation to the USA by myself this year and my sister got bitter so I told her that if she pays for her airplane ticket I'm paying for everything else, we'll visit Disney (California) and try to explore as much of Cali as possible within a week. If things go super well I'll kiss her. That's not the goal though, the goal is having fun. If the vibe isn't there I'm not going for it.
Cuddles
md5: 78fec59b44855a4fc02f300e19879ad9
🔍
Renee?
My wife.
Ashley shines like an angel
That airloopy guy has a vision like l no other
>>534039753I like a woman with a coat
Just rediscovered this gem from a pre-/calg/ thread. Never forget the atrocities /v/ jannies committed against us.
>>534047914I truly like that it's their adult incarnations in that painting
>>533838428Is this a Ducksen bit
>>534051329I presume the credits in the top left corner are not without reason
>>533895293Based woman-tamer
>>534039753What’s their situation?
>>533906563Douglas (not Doug) will love his inbred grandkids.
>>533895293Just use stainless steel you fucking hipster.
>>534049271Cat siblings so cute...
>>534056728I fucking LOVE Momley.
milfley
md5: 0035859becb7b33a4f037ac3a784ca91
🔍
>>534064975>Momleyyou mean MILFley
>>533829643Do you think Ashley is in anyway inspired by Sora or do you think Nemlei saw Yosuga no sora?
ashleys buney could be a little nod to sora
Does Nemlei even watch anime?
Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibe and
>>534067602>Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibe andAnon... are you okay? Anon? ANON?!?
>>534068373and ashley bueny could be seen as a nod to soras buney
I thought it sounded weird so i just copy pasted that part and put it earlier in the text but i frogot the and and i just came home from a 9 hour shift at work and im super tired
>>534067602put a loud noise and/or a scream over this and it's a jumpscare from a mascot horror game.
image3
md5: 115e1fcee11a302b750be490411b9c3a
🔍
starving for a new devlog
>>534067602Ashley is an archetype that belongs in the same category as any other character you think resembles her. There is no inspiration involved.
>>534068869>I wonder if they'd give us a new devlog if I were pregnant...
>>534068373>Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibeExplain?
>>534067602>Does Nemlei even watch anime?At least that much is obvious
ngn
md5: 85a098ad483cb73e296f6828d6d21de2
🔍
>>534073770>Big expressive faces>Lots of color>Candy colored hair>Weird magical village setting>Androgynous cute boysIf you told me this came from an japanese light novel i would totally belive you this really looks like an anime from the early 2000s to me
NGN might be the most obvious example for the whole anime inspiration
It even has magical schoolgirls in it
>>534075502Nemlei's art style certainly doesn't look anime, but I see what you mean about the worlds and color palettes. Magical girl dressed cozily meets a charming demon boy? Many such cases!
>>534075502The Ivy ending is such a house of cards. Noelle is forever an incompetent stuck as a bottom feeder for her totalitarian cunt friend who will only be happy if the pecking order is maintained. Ivy will never have to grow up because her narcissism is fed, and Noelle simply can't grow up.
Say what you will about Yule eating children, but Noelle at least tries to figure herself out in that ending.
>>534064975Ashley would be a cool mom, she'll always take her kids side whenever someone complains about their behavior
>>534079952Renee does that too you know
>>534076649Yule ending is the better ending, everyone knows it. I do think it’s ironic Yule went from a child eater to having a child.
>>534081027Yeah but Renee also treats her kids like shit, so she's not cool
>>534056289This may come as a shock to you, but different cookware serves different purposes.
>>534032960Sisdookie on the brubberdick
>>534093917Why is Andrew covering his crotch like that?
>>534094639He doesn't want everyone to see the 9 incher in his pants
074
md5: ad19fd574ae9e5bd8246d068ff7cd926
🔍
>>534097212Would (you) drink coffee with your sister's spit in it?
>>534098198I mean, it's not like it'd taste any different, so the experience is—at worst—equal. Swapping spit the old fashioned way is preferable.
>>534072395This is how Ashley sees all of Andrew's poems
Julia 80
md5: 2ab6dd3308c278465695f3e3ce1c5303
🔍
>>534039753Isn't her sister supposed to be fat?
>>534107342My husband is so beautiful
>>534107342I don't think there was anything to say that? She had organ failure from maybe toxisoda is all was said, no?
>>534108397Andrew should've been a vodka drinker
>>534111131Luckily, he's more tasteful than that
>>534107342Most airloopy art is OOC as fuck, the young Renee stuff looks nothing like what anyone would wear in the 70s either
How good of a friend was Friend B?
>>534111286>convenience store wineHe'd be better off drinking plastic bottle vodka mixed with watery fruit "drink".
>have to pick up my sister from work in an hour
>she asks my dad if I can get her Chinese food
>she also asks him if I can get some for myself
What the FUCK does she mean by this?
>>534115470She wants your noodles
>>534115470She wants you to fuck her tender ass
>>534115470She is only attracted to fat little boys
>>534112958Not a very good one since they haven't talked to each other for four years after highschool despite knowing each other since they were kids
>>534126270What would it take for a boyhussy to win?
What would it take for this bussy to win?
>>534127641haha.
hahahahaha.
anyway andrew and leyley are both dead
Hey LIBERALS
>disposes of her pad in your trash
h-hey, did you know that pads are made of wood?? specifically a wood pulp called rayon
Man I want to punch Julia
IMG_2606
md5: a6c8082c566261c5ba015c04f8be9de4
🔍
Hussy pussy is the best pussy
>>534135603What did NemNems mean by this?
>>534135906hussies > sissies
Angry
md5: 127f4ab6e108c06d7c1fe32b1eed01a8
🔍
>"THE THOUGHT OF ME DEAD GIVES YOU AN ERECTION!!!"
Why is Facebook showing me an Indonesian femboy with an Ashley Graves PFP?
>>534135603Has Andrew been with girls other than Julia and Ashley? We haven't been shown and I don't think it would be in character, but some dialogue lines seem to vaguely imply it.
>>534135906Andrew is just trying to be hurtful. He put no effort into at least trying to be romantic and then he cries when things go wrong.
>>534136523Andrew had no girlfriends prior to Julia because he's a dweeb
>>534136727Not prior, while he was dating Julia. It's mostly in Episode 1 ("it's always the same, you get to dip your dick in some bitch and the whole world disappears!" "I'm not celibate, what's it to you?") but Ashley tells Julia he's got other girls and nothing else she says in that is a lie.
>>534137750Andrew would absolutely not cheat on Julia as he was consciously attempting to "love" her. Besides, we would've seen memories of him cheating in 3A, had he cheated.
Ashley has nice boobs. I bet having boobs feels great
>>534142829>I bet having boobs feels greatThey have surgery to remove them...
>>534143451Women are crazy, what else is new?
>>534143451doctors prescribe ozempic before exercise
no shit women remove their tits
>>534143451However much you hate the Antichrist, it is not enough.
It's weird fanfic writers are still treating burial as the "good" happy-go-lucky route.
I tumble like a clown
before your baying hounds
I supplicate myself
into your hands
What kind of news do you think would actually warrant a new devlog? Do you think we'll be on our own until episode 4?
>>534150178On our own. Everything up until this point may as well have been filler when compared to the sheer magnitude of events being forged in the fires of Nemlei's brain. Every aspect of the story from here on out will be entirely world-shattering mind-bending ludokino and even an inkling of a screenshot could completely compromise the story being told. Trnst thn plnn.
>>534048873Why did she do it if she hates it so much? In Splat! Ashley still has one microscopic shred of dignity left by being the one to propose suicide.
>>534146626Because that's what it is and any serious conflict between the siblings will feel forced based on how that route was set up. The conflict has to be between them and an external force.
>>534143451>>534145929God willing in the Delphnostate we will BAN breast reduction surgery even for legitimate medical reasons
>>534151465there is never a legitimate medical reason for breast reduction
literal ZOG propaganda
>>534151324The siblings are getting along but Andrew is on track for a schizo meltdown and has no interest in controlling Ashley's demonic tendencies. Things can still go very, very wrong between them.
>>534151324>Because that's what it isBurialdrew is about to embrace the demons and Burialey is having a crisis of confidence
>>534151663>Andrew is on track for a schizo meltdownI don't think so. There's nothing to indicate this. What? He was as comfortable with chopping up their parents as Ashley and that means he's about to have a SnS level meltdown? Bullshit.
>has no interest in controlling Ashley's demonic tendenciesHe was worried that ??? wants to summon him next time and also skeptical of ???'s visions, granted his skepticism comes from denial that he'd ever fuck his sister but still. He's not gonna be indifferent like Leyley wins Andy.
>>534151643The medical reasons for surgical removal of breast tissue are very few, basically just cancer and maybe severe localized infections. I love tits, I love tits so much it's unreal, but even just outside of that every before-and-after I've ever seen of these breast reductions depicts somebody who has lost a small piece of something from their eyes. I realize it's a modern era where women are kind of shit, but it still deeply upsets me to see them victimized like this even when this is more of a problem for the kinds of women I think hold reprehensible views.
>>534154197If a woman has breast cancer then tough shit. She's gonna die with massive tits if I have anything to say about it
>>534154314I disagree. When it comes down to it, I would mourn the loss of my sister's fat, jiggly, perfect melons... but if I had to chose I'd rather have her than her tits any day of the week. That's an extreme case though.
I want the mental deep dive into Ashley's mind and I want it now!
>>534154401I want the deep dive into Ashley's cunt and I want it now!
ring1
md5: c716c2e739dcf08502ef40be262db3ba
🔍
Cliffhanger Wedding Ring bros, we're gonna win, aren't we?
ring3_b
md5: 7e274d787c3f85aad8a78126173be680
🔍
>>534156641Argh, why is Andrew such a cheapass that he can't get his wife a fitting ring?
Fatty
md5: baf1c108a33c2c617b46b589ea368dd0
🔍
>>534156768She'll grow into it.
>>534156768>'she's not a sentimental person, I doubt she'd care about a ring' ~Andrew (probably)
belley
md5: ae0cef30ba03bf61429f6c5863a55aee
🔍
>>534157396Andrew is STUPID, Ashley is very sentimental!
>>534157253>Dude you HAVE to stop buying oreos, you know I can't help myselfHmmm yes of course HOW do I keep forgetting this?
>>534157396The ideal Ashley in his mind is a sociopath.
>>534157620He said that after taping together her childhood drawing of him giving her a yellow muffin. Clearly only his conscious mind is stupid though, because he then went to the store and bought her an impeccable selection of presents thinking all the while to himself that he was half-assing it. He draws on deeply rooted sisterknowledge he himself is barely even aware he has.
>>534158869All coffin characters are ESL, they're just practicing their english skills throughout the game
Leyley is pronounced Laylee. Loli Ashley = Loley, which is pronounced Loli. Can't you see it?
>>534159943It's not pronounced that way. I realize it violates the conventions of the English language, but that's Nemmies' decree.
>>534159943Loley is pronounced "gets raped by Andrew in a dream", coming to an Episode 4 near you!
>>534160093>that's Nemmies' decreeMuslims can decree about the correct pronunciation of Iraq, but I'm still going to call it eye-rack. Nemlei, as an ESL, has no authority over Anglo-Saxon-Jutes.
>>534160425Canonical pronunciation takes precedence over linquistic accuracy. If Nemmy-wemmies declared "Andrew" was pronounced as "Dickbutt" then Word of God makes it so.
>>534160521the canonical pronunciation of Muhammad and other stuff is literally laid out in the Quran since names are written with harakat (special characters used to show the exact pronunciation of a written word; ordinarily not used in Arabic writing). But what they declare doesn't matter to me
uhhhhhhh
md5: 4e9179b5fc88a15ebd152d0f485a68c9
🔍
Unironically what did Nemlei mean by this?
>>534161825That they should've stunk/smoked up the whole house and neighborhood burning those bodies?
>>534158235He also said that in SnS when you either pick or don't pick the ring.
This game feels Nemlei inspired.
>>534153006>I don't think so.He's being blase and indifferent which Cliffhanger says he isn't, it looks more like he's retreated into his usual coping mechanism of being a steward to a woman he's with, before it was being a good son to Renee, then a good boyfriend to Julia, and now a playmate to Leyley.
It's not what either of them want and it can only end poorly when Andrew realizes Ashley doesn't want it, because he's putting his everything into benig what he thinks she wants him to be.
He also had his soul sold off to Ashley, and can see her visions so it shows he's being pulled into her orbit.
>>534166035Mother of Christ Burial is not Bitch-in-a Box 2.0 no matter how many times you post this fanfic
>>534166035>It's not what either of them want So what? Andrew still has no reason to lose his shit in Burial without it feeling forced/cheap. He can't blame Ashley like in Decay because she IS showing him respect by always calling him by name, she isn't ungrateful and she can be trusted to go outside by herself without burning random people alive. Burial Ashley =/= Leyley.
>and can see her visionsThis is what happens when you adopt someone's headcanon as fact. He can't unless he's holding the trinket.
DEMONley
md5: 3480d8ab5b70d4b9b135d46834e0afac
🔍
https://youtu.be/7a9OHANEzn8
>>534165680>ryona gamesign me up
>>534167454You are delusional if you think Burial won't have conflict in its story, considering that just like Decay, it has 2 ways to set itup, Sane and Questionable, much like how Decay has shoot Andrew or let him kill you in Decay.
One run of Burial will probably be very dark, while the other will be the road to improvement.
Both are setting up the conflict to be resolved, Decay is more about Andrew, and Burial will likely be about Ashley, the main real difference is who gets the spotlight.
>>534167664>Sane and QuestionableFriends vs friends with benefits. Again, it has no reason to be dark.
>>534167560>So what? Well, with the context of Decay we now know he is not being in line with what he himself wants, and that implies he's acting how he thinks Ashley would want(or rather,how he sees her wanting him, and his opinion on her is quite low). The skull emoji for Questionable also spells out they're on a way to disaster.
>He can't unless he's holding the trinket.Yes, and Decay shows he can't even do that, he gets bugged out and stranded and sees something different entirely, but in Burial the demon explicitly invites Andrew into using the trinket alongside Ashley, and the only real difference there is that now, Ashley owns his soul.
>>534167871>with the context of Decay we now know he is not being in line with what he himself wantsIt's nothing new, he wasn't inline with what he wants for half a decade and even as a drug addict in SnS he fought against what he really wants. Short of fucking a random guy, there's absolutely nothing Burial Ashley can do to make Andrew lose his shit.
Tchaos
md5: 9476967bb43af35f9ab3e44872109860
🔍
>>534167862> Again, it has no reason to be dark.Have we been playing the same game? Even Nemlei herself had to spell out for people like you that Burial and Decay are not good and bad runs, and Burial has potential to make things worse because they're pretending like things are fine.
>>534168181Andrew has a fragile psyche, if he realizes that even acting like he thinks Ashley would want him to be isn't correct, and without his own side of character development he's decided to neglect in favor of putting on another act, he's not bound to react well.
>>534167664>You are delusional if you think Burial won't have conflict in its storyAgreed. But you misidentify the source of conflict in Burial. Refer to this:
>>534151873
>>534168405I feel like both can be valid, but I think the difference will come down to your choices.
Questionable I think is going to be conflict between them because they're living in a fake reality, while what the post you linked, I think is going to be more about what Sane will cover, Ashley fighting for Andrew's soul and coming to terms with her corrosive influence on him and learning to give him freedom to let him make his own choices.
>>534168642>Ashley fighting for Andrew's soul and coming to terms with her corrosive influence on him and learning to give him freedom to let him make his own choicesI think at least one Burial route is going to be about Ashley coming to terms with the fact Leyleyism was never necessary, and perhaps get mad at Andrew for allowing her to ruin her own life for the sake of his victim complex.
>>534168671Imagine them ruling your country. Ashley would make Elizabeth Bathory look like a fucking nun!
>>534168996>"My liege...this is the fourth hussy execution this week.">"No, this is but the fourth hussy you imbeciles could find. You know well these skanks walk the alleyways like dogs. We are cleansing this land of all floozies!">"Your majesty, outcest is already illegal! Must we hang them, too?">"Are you questioning the sanctity of sibling union, conferred by God himself?">"N-no! I merely wish to express my concern over the citizenry's reactio-">"Enough! I shall hear no more of this! I order you to fuck your sister, NOW!"
>>534136523I don’t think seriously romantically, but I think it’s possible he’s had sex with other women.
>>534171246I think the lines from Ashley about him being a himbo are just Ashley projecting her insecurities. From the looks inside his head even Julia was merely an afterthought he distracted himself from Ashley with, and he was always ditching her for Ashley.
>>534171246It would be massively out of character for him.
One, Andrew simply doesn't care for the fairer sex's attention for him(he's confused at most when he's speaking to the cultist girl who seems to be into him).
He dind't like Julia and only dated her out of very twisted sense of duty and desire for escapism, and he puts a lot of pride in himself being a good boyfriend. even in SnS, he at best thinks about getting on with Julia.
like Ashley only being interested in Andrew, Andrew likewise has only ever really had his eyes on Ashley, but he couldn't bring himself to accept that for various reasons.
>>534172636>cultist girl who seems to be into himI didn't get that impression from piss-chan
I don't want you
I don't want you
Anymore
>>534172729She was looking forward to meeting him again, despite saying she didn't like it there, which implies she's more interested in meeting Andrew again than the club itself.
>>534168243I'd argue she retconned it to have some darkness, let's hope she can pull it off though. A retcon isn't necessarily bad, it can be more interesting.
>>534168357>he's not bound to react wellAs long as Burialdrew doesn't get chained to a radiator for 24-48 hours in a Soviet apartment he'll be fine.
>>534174121I think it's a retcon borne out of having to clarify the intention of the story.
Don't forget, Nemlei has everything planned out ahead of us, she does foreshadowing we are not aware of, and as such, what she thinks is a reasonable setup to conflict would go over our heads when we don't know what happens in episode 3.
For instance, Nemlei likes to have dialogue reprise to have it new meaning(like when you chase Ashley in ep3 flashback and for tag ending, or Sns fight vs ep1 fight, or "do it gently"), so its very well possible Burial already has some foreshadowing for what will hapepn in episode 3 with re-used/similiar dialogue or unique sprites.
sisu
md5: 378d171e20c1326f9b2f08ea6890f0ab
🔍
>>534176239>I think it's a retconNope.
>>534176448I mean, it's technically a retcon because now you have to put green plushie into the cage when you didn't have to do it back in original release, and the choice changes to "no, but trust the trinket".
oh, and the skull emoji for the questionable.
it spells out the intention, and it's not a retcon by intention, but by technicality, it is.
>>534176239I'm willing to bet she came up with SnS after episode 2, the fact that shooting the Hitman didn't have a save option before episode 3 pretty much confirms it. The bullets won't be relevant in Decaying Along.
Next devlog in December
Decay part 2 January 2026
Burial part 1 September 2026
Burial part 2 July 2027
Screenshot this
>>534177624Again, no.
The story itself was laid out during episode 2.
It's the gameplay mechanics that Nemlei didn't know how they'd pan out until she began working on it, and either after realizing how the game goes, or not wanting to spoil things, shooting the hitman ddin't trigger a save to avoid showing it's an important choice.
Narratively, the story was set in stone long ago, but mechanically, it's being retconned to accomodate content added.
>>534178241>The story itself was laid out during episode 2.The whole story was planned out during the Episode 1 era
>>534178379Back in ep1 era, Nemlei had the rough concept for the story.
When ep2 began, she actually wrote it out.
Julia 63
md5: 73814c9107dff09b5fe09ce3be50f284
🔍
Burial is an 8 hour slide show about just how cute Julia is
p4j4
md5: 1cb6edbc2fa3ff9169590c2b4063011b
🔍
skool
md5: 9e90745ad447d162f1cf0331103b2f29
🔍
>>534181709Reminds me of bronies giving presentations.
>>534186115Why is Andrew brown?
>>534189125Because he's slightly darker than Ashley.
>>534179687Perfect response, bravo.
>>534189125>>534189439Glad to see that people know one of OUR HEROES™ is brown
>>534013642
image0
md5: c9510dee3f2a5a8820f3e77a73b5e82d
🔍
>Andrew awoke with an aching soreness all throughout his body.
>And a terrible dehydration that felt more than he expected from a typical hangover.
>Worse was the lingering memory of something he wasn’t sure whether to call a wet dream, or a nightmare.
>But after he felt a minor disturbance in the bed he laid in, he put that question to the back of his mind as he barely managed to peal his eyes open.
>And was met with Ashley’s back to him as she hugged a blanket to her chest and spoke cheerfully into her phone,
>”Hey TikTok, R34lBr0th3rFuck3r69 here, and I just totally took my big bro’s incest virginity.
>Make sure to follow subscribe to my Patreon to get all the SAUCEY content too hot for here.”
>And being half asleep and hungover Andrew spoke without thinking,
>”Huh? What? I wasn’t a virgin before this.”
>While Andrew was still mentally out of it, he noticed his sister flinch at hearing his voice.
>But couldn’t process anything else before he felt a pillow slam into his face as she yelled out embarrassed,
>“Well you fucked like one!”
>And Andrew was unsure whether the splitting headache he was now painfully aware of was from his hangover.
>Ashley breaking his skull in.
>>534198830based R34lBr0th3rFuck3r69
173
md5: 43b05d0217e09be3271408745213d1cd
🔍
>>533828373 (OP)I wanted more headpats between them so I doodled one
>>534200065Cute cat like sister
I am floozin
I am hussin
I am skankin
Help me to Juul
I just noticed that Ashley pressed the pink bunny plushy to Andrew's lips to kiss him
>>534203534I want to pop her pimples into my mouth
>>534206309I was just being crass for the sake of it, I'm sorry
>>534200764>cat likeSisters ARE cats
https://x.com/immevii/status/1953098641503387698
>>534215710Damn! That's a fat bundrew.
>>534215710>Bunny with a girlfriend 4 times his sizegiwtwm
soydrew
md5: cbfee68b875d6213d76573dfa18e9f89
🔍
>>534216239I want him to sit on my face so bad
>>534217127Does he have a shitting fetish? Asking for
>>534217508
8
md5: 50496ef223d2bc9919b416468dc82d24
🔍
:) :(
https://x.com/nun_hanken/status/1953133465597297134
>>534221657At least it's not Glaze, I suppose
7
md5: 8ada577edeafb7514d8d7446a2914dc6
🔍
>>534219682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYAIPpX1LoY&ab_channel=RockDuk%EB%9D%BD%EB%8D%AC
Remember Ashley, Julia will always have hit it first.
>>534226713Through demon magic, many things are possible
gooshing
md5: a737ec580ebea3ac25b12391820f7dbc
🔍
v greet
md5: 7c12d7ac19deffd5a3bacc91e63a2c52
🔍
>>534231754Only valid reply.
>>534231754That piece was so good but why did Andrew have a smoke mid sex?
>>534235394Sex demands a degree of emotional vulnerability. It's stressful, for a man.
>>534167795Time to set Andrew on fire forever
https://x.com/burialbunnies20/status/1953214720829435946
Douglas
md5: c967b43f2966cacb3f5cc9ce99e7ffd7
🔍
I think I miss my wife...
YOU WERE OUT OF MY LEAGUE!
>>534241675How'd this guy go from a rocker to a bitch?
>>534242625The wagie grind turned him into a hollow shell of a man. Many such cases.
>>534242625Same way Ashley went from a fiery minx to a punching bag
>>534242819Being a wagie robs you of your humanity, your personality, your happiness. I wish everyone would die when I see them.
>t. one of such cases
>>534244245The key to being more spiritual is unemployment
>>534246409Unemployment is the best and worst thing to ever happen
>>534253760Ivy's hair? Mogs every other Nemlei girl
>>534242625He got pussy whipped
>>534254257Yet Noelle chose BYC
>>534257090>Big (You) cocki wish
>>534257090How do you guys think the sex is between Noelle and Yule? I can’t decide if it’s really good or if Yule is a selfish bastard and just gets himself off.
>>534258259Considering the breeding, I assume it was good
>>534258259Yule tries to get her off, but he does it purely to satisfy his own ego.
>>534259291I mean for a chick to get pregnant all the dude has to do is jizz inside her, it doesn’t require the chick to cum too.
>>534259625Interesting point, him being so egotistical makes me think he may focus on his own pleasure but if he does satisfy Noelle regularly it would also stroke his ego that he’s still good in bed even with a new body.
>>534260932Their sex is simple and transactional. He makes her cum, she makes him cum
>>534168642Questionable will obviously be the main route since there's more plot points and effort going on in there. It is not going to be them playing pretend but them but more about Ashley losing her perceived control over Andrew. She outright said Andrew hasn't changed in Sane but says Andrew doesn't need her anymore in Burial
>>533828373 (OP)Gentlemen, I have come back after a month to complain about Jews.
>>534263657Welcome back
Your filename makes no sense though, how could Julia dance like that if your head was resting on her lap?
Julia WILL die in Burial.
>>534265007God will protect His daughter. Trust the plan.
>>534154197>cancercan be cured by eating peaty, meditation, quantum touch, ect.
>localized infections ivermectin
>>534264240It a reaction picture from a reddit post where the main artwork is of Julia resting on your lap. This image is from a reddit comment.
>>534254257Do the rugs match the drapes?
Ivy
md5: e225136e655747869628b90b3e4e5a22
🔍
>>534257265THE NEMLEIVERSE IS REAL AND LORD UNKNOWN IS PART SNOW SPRITE!!
Julia 19
md5: 1c16a7413b6a47a35d4518faf41edc83
🔍
It's a floozin' kinda night
It's a cheezin' kinda night
UUUOOHHHHH ToT ToT ToT
BRATTY SISTER REQUIRES CORRECTION!!!!!
>>534274592Neat. Now please, climb into the oven.
What is up with janitor.ai Ashley Graves chatbots being made by unbearable moralfags? The most popular one has the cretaor spazzing out I've incest and I had to pass through a dozen "step sister bits before I could find one that was actually a blood related sister
Oh Shit
md5: a9be065e9fbceb459146736493d7dfd6
🔍
>>534274592>"Ok yeah, maybe I did fuck you kids up..."
>>534275062nusoixittertr00ncaca spotted
>>534263657Only cringe hypocrites care.
Honestly, none of the story would've happened if Ashely had simply found the double barrel shotgun in the cutlist's bathroom.
Was the fire started because the siblings escaped? To have an excuse to declare them dead without recovering the bodies and for there to not be a murder investigation for the 302 lady? Hmm... it would be kino if the fire was actually started by Ashley not stomping the candles out after the ritual.
>>534278961It happened weeks after they escaped, that was probably just their general evidence elimination procedure. They were already getting antsy about how long the operation had run and guards were supposed to be liquidating the remaining inmates already.
>>534275262NO FUCKING WAY
>>534278961Graves didn't start the fire.
It was always burning, since the the lockdown's been turning.
They didn't fight it, nor did they try to fight it
>>534278961Andrew uses Fedora Linux?
>>534281081I don't know what that is but Andrew would use a 2006 MacBook and write poetry at random cafes.
>>534168795Burial is just going to be 8 hours of sex.
>>534281202I'm not paying for this roof over your head just so you can buy a fucking MacBook!
>>534281363...mom? It was like $100 on ebay.
>>534276509>it is ok dear we can sell them for money
>want to buy TCOAAL on steam
>family share is on
>two of my friends and close family are on there
There's like a 25% chance any of them know what it is, but there's like a 70% chance that if they do, they will not act in a very based and sispilled manner.
>>534284539No one will care
>>534278604He wouldn't have needed to summon ??? in the first place if he had a shotgun. Blast the door, blast the glowniggers, he's out of there in fifteen minutes max.
>>534284750They're all terminally online like me, caring about shit that nobody cares about is the motto of such phenotypes.
>>534284935No dude, literally no one will care that you played this game. It's not like going up to your friends and saying "Hey, so I've been reading Mein Kampf lately and[...]"
>>534284539>>534284935You have to be at least 18 to post.
>>534285131>"Hey, so I've been reading Mein Kampf lately and[...]"I'm gonna try this the next time I talk to my friend group.
>>534285131My friends wouldn't care.
>>534285131>nooo don't read the autobiography of one of the most influential men in historyKill yourself.
>>534285504You can read it all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that playing Coffin does not elicit a comparable response.
>>534285635The average zoomer probably doesn't know what that book is but he's heard of the heckin incest game.
>>534285504>influentialidky this makes me giggle
it's like saying genghis khan raised birthrates across the east
>>534285712And the authors of both are based and correct.
>>534284890He wouldn't use an antigue to fire it at people, that would degrade bits value.
https://x.com/Vodma_arts/status/1949484928632029569
my brother and i admitted to both playing tcaal makes me wonder if he's been on the thread too
>>534284539Why do we get a retarded post exactly like this once a month
>>534288543It's actually kind of impressive how cyclical things are.
Why didn't Ashley give Julia a Colombian necktie?
>>534290026Time is a flat circle.
>>534290220Too busy running Mozambique drills on hussy cutouts.
>>534290649If she keeps giving her chances she's just going to get killed herself and have Julia rip out her eye and other parts of her body to replace her own with. At least that's what happened in a doujin I read.
>>534291663He is the woman of the house, after all
This type of bullying is a universal sibling experience
>>534265007I agree because Burial seemingly will be the Ashley centric route. Though I thought she’d die in Decay and she didn’t so you never know.
splat_e
md5: 77983e870a45ca60a5708f9c99a026e8
🔍
>>534293012>Though I thought she’d die in Decay and she didn’tNigga...
I wonder if we're currently under the impression Andrew is a fair bit worse than Ashley due to getting Decay first and it exposing him for who he is in his entirety, the good and the bad, and Burial will be similiar to Ashley.
>>534291663We all know Grandma Graves taught him. Renee refuses to feed the kids
>>534291663Fucking ai slop.
>>534293302They are equally terrible, Andrew is just better at hiding it - Decay shows his true colors.
>>534295563Yeah but Burial may show new angles of how terrible Ashley can be as well.
I'm honestly looking forward to it if Nemlei makes Ashley genuenly despicable in Burial.
>>534299160Very subtle sistitty grab, she doesn't even feel it
>>534288252>tentaclesAAAAAAH ANDREW WE FUCKED UP THE SUMMONING!!
>>534303531Thinking about her helps me sleep
I ate sushi with my sister recently, it was nice.
>>534305662Nice to hear anon.
Also, Ashley wouldn't be bitchy about the food, especially a gift.
>>534307719Ashley would be a bitch about fucking anything.
>>534313874I can understand her reacting like this if it's Andrew staying with the parents and talking about how he feels stuck, but she also does this even if SHE is the one who stays with the parents. Andrew does literally nothing wrong then.
I hope Nemlei's next game is about trolls
>>533977110Love this art
>their unborn child(the prophesied Antichrist).And it’s ruined. Child-Anti-Christ is over played and lame.
Still great art though.
>>533977110Coffin chads are TALENTED...
>>533977110This had better be the next OP image
Coffincoin is doing well on the exchange.
>>534071997>Only one way to find out!
>>534326463I WANT TO LICK THEM PITS!!
>>534304850Floozycuddles are nature's melatonin
>>534176624> green plushie into the cage when you didn't have to do it back in original releaseI think that’s more of a case of us retards autistically latching onto anything possibly symbolic. I think never intended for that symbolism but instead of ignoring it, she addressed it. Which you could argue may or may not be a bad thing.
>>534176448>said no to communism>not out of principle, but because they just didn't wanna>proceed to weaponize their autism to slay half a million russians 300 styleFinns sound pretty based. Why does nobody ever talk about Finland?
>>534334154Cute nonexistent ass.
>>534136509That's actually an Indonesian woman thirsting over an Indonesian femboy
>>534329316I wish floozies were real
>>534340369If you believe, they put a flooz on the moon
>>534341808And then people ask me why I love space
>>534344436Anondy, did you hear about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLxpNiF0YKs
>>534344710I don't listen to that sort of music, no
>>534346305It's a joke. He says Andy in the song
I wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice my own sister to ??? if it meant I could plunge my cock down Julia's sloppy wet throat
>no steamDB update in 15 days
I wonder if it's only game development they have going on, or if they're also cooking something else like a merch store. Anyways, what games should I play to pass the time? So far I've done
>Ocarina of Time
>Luigi's Mansion
>About 60 hours in Balatro
Any suggestions?
>>534352827Sisterless behavior. Frankly, that's orphanage-tier behavior.
>>534352827Julia is so hot, Andrew fumbled
>>534355607Fumble would imply he cared.
>>534354223Highly underrated suggestion
>>534354495She is simply too cute!
What are some other incest couples you liek calg? I've been getting it o Tomoko x Tomoki lately, they're incredibly cute together
>>534360168Miya and Nii-nii is pretty good, but that's just because Miya is so great. Araragi and Tsukihi is also nice (Karen too, I'm just a birdfag)
>>534314303Yeah, I get the result being the same here, but the why matters a lot.
It recontextualizes decay entirely from either Adrew or Ashley being a cunt depending on which path you took to the route.
My personal headcannon is on Ashley staying with the parents, as Andrew even considering the olive branch doesn't quite fit his character, while she being insecure about trusting him does fit hers.
I also want to add, the burial alt scene is my favorite in the game, Ashley seeing Andrew standing up for her, melting her insecurities away and leading to calling him her "pride and joy" just warms my heart.
>>534363087>Ashley seeing Andrew standing up for her, melting her insecurities away and leading to calling him her "pride and joy" just warms my heart.This is going to be a controversial statement, but sisters are pretty cute.
>>534313874Except we've seen how Ashley reacts when given food.
in Cliffhanger flashback, when Andrew made something shitty for her, she grumbled, but ate it without further complaints in silence.
When Andrew gave her lemon muffins she didn't like, she ate them on the principle of it being a gift, same with the soda.
Ashley may be a bitch, but she understands decorum when it comes to gifts and food.
>>534330846Well, that kind of comes with the territory of symbolic puzzles, you do need to interpret what you see, and even when I don't think it's a story retcon, it's ultimately a gameplay mechanics retcon to clarify the intent.
Because, again, I think Nemlei underestimated just how people would run with the story context they have only with episode 2 available.
>>534365863NTA but i was playing that literally 10 minutes ago
GET OUT OF MY WALLS
>>534353794NFL preseason just started!
>>534365863NTA but i was watching someone play that literally 24 minutes ago
I'M IN HIS WALLS
>>534367859It even has an incest unlocker mod.
There's nothing quite like crashlanding on a rimworld with your autistic psychopath cannibal sister, all alone, no oppressive liberal laws or religious moralfaggotry to get in the way.
>>534369887>get to be alone with Ashley>it's on a lifelong camping tripMonkey's paw if ever there was one.
>>534370182I don't see any monkey's paw here.
The only part that would suck is if you can't figure out how to build a house.
>>534353794DB Kakarot and Rogue Trader are fun
Now that the dust has settled, can we all admit that Julia is best girl?
I'm pretty sure this game is getting removed due to the new laws going into effect in the USA. Lots of adult games have already been taken down.
>>534373574PayPal's policies are not laws
>>534364867>Cliffhanger flashback, when Andrew made something shitty for her, she grumbled, but ate it without further complaints in silence.I don't rember
How do you respond without sounding insecure and mad?
>>534385868Yes! For the hagmod loleeee
>>534385739I don't know that Renee ever saw Doug that way, as true as it may have been.
It's been a while since we had Redditmod shills posting ITT. Just goes to show that they're all just trolling
>>534385927On this note, are there any good hagfics, or do I need to forgo studying to pump out a basic concept of my own?
>>534385941Renee never thought of Doug as a lapdog. She wouldn't ask for his opinion on things if that were the case
I feel like posting, but can't come up with stuff to post
>>534386073>>534386449If you're wondering, release date soon, also it seems like they've reworked chapter 1 due to the new information and character development Renee got in 3A
>>534385941She didn't ever see him that way, this seems to indicate that the mod team are still fundamentally misunderstanding the characters, especially the nature of Renee's relationship with Douglas.
Kill
md5: a42e857586844c51d5e7458ba7822ed5
🔍
>>534387062>this seems to indicate that the mod team are still fundamentally misunderstanding the charactersWow. What a shock. Thanks for sharing this stunning new information
The Hagposting will continue until morale improves
file
md5: eb7b160fb90555916376f88f16818b26
🔍
Remember
>>534388834jamie, pull up the map with nations where royals fucked their moms
>>534388714The line between hagposters who like the hag and hagposters who want OOC fetish trash is as wide as the line between heaven and hell
>>534389274>OOC fetish trashSo 95% of all fanfiction, including coffinslop? Say it ain't so!
>>534389465>So 95% of all fanfictionCorrect! All Coffin works not directly penned by Nemlei are bastardizations and they suck
Tell me something they have in common with each other.
>>534390110They're both annoying
>>534390110andrew peeping on them
>>533895293hory shiet a functional brother in the fucked up siblings game gen
get out now you don't belong here
This is all Nemlei's fault
file
md5: 9f7f7eb5541a21bf58e9ab3508122000
🔍
For the longest time, I thought this dumbass was a gay twink, and only realized my mistake after watching a voiced playthrough. Am I cooked?
>>534392216Do you suppose it was voiced by Nemlei? No? Then it isn't canon. Gay twink, to the max.
>>534392216i can't believe ashley was okay with andrew touching another woman
>>534387062>the mod team are still fundamentally misunderstanding the charactersEpisode 3A spoonfed everything out to them and they're STILL this retarded?
>>534393114They're not retarded, they don't care about the characters. It's not like they've ever tried to be in character or canon. Coffin is just a vehicle for their poor writing fanfic. You could basically swap out Andrew and Renee with any other mother and child from any other game
>>534389674Nemlei should get to work on a hagcest game then, there's clearly a demand
>>534394904You'll get it in 2050
Beybey 1
md5: 5413fe1bb8482c240803268ef4e87b22
🔍
>>534378371It's where you forge the signature, you can do her homework and also make some food for her.
She grumbles it's same crap, but otherwise eats it without complaining in silence, even the narration notes it.
>>534394963but I want it NOW!
>>5343977105 more years until Coffin is done, then another 6 for the NGN remake, 7 more for the BH remake, and then there's the game Nemlei had started after NGN but before Coffin. 10 years for that. That's when you'll get your hag game
>>534396707Vile creature...
>Workin’ nine to five, what a way to make a livin’
>>534399331My baby takes the morning train
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him
Julia 65
md5: 71bffdccefcd5ff2458dc04b4dd5a9b3
🔍
>>534107342>>534110040Since the family is poor Renee was cooking a lot of homemade meals to save money, which is how she became a great cook.
Being on a budget she would have also cut out the soda, which would have saved them from organ failure... up until Ashley wanted one from the vending machine in Ep2.
Would have been the ultimate boomerang if Ashley's indulgences led to her organs failing like her aunt.
>>534402820>Andrew's affectionate gesture to Ashley ultimately turned out to be poisonousPottery
Ashley is a schizo in a mental facility. The game is a lie.
>>534407439It is ALL just a dream
>>534390914>you don't belong hereYour estimation of my brotherly fiber is sorely off the mark.
I like hags, I just don't like Renee.
>>534410007>I just don't like Renee.You must be gay or something.
Mem
md5: 2517cb6e8135dfda6ddd3b6aaeaa6309
🔍
We know Douglas is their father, but can we be sure that Renee is their mom?
>>534411360She may have given birth to them but she sure as shit wasn't a mother figure.
>>534411461But she sure HAS a motherly figure
General so dead from lack of devlog that thirdworlder haggots are about
>>534411713this is a "character vs fanart" moment
stop
Bleh
md5: c843bb57753c05d5ff9a6fc47857a3d6
🔍
>>534412197you're exceedingly shit taste is obvious
>>534412317YES
>>534412346THIS IS SO SHIT
YOU EAT SHIT AND YOU LIKE IT
>>534412425STOP FUCKING YELLING!!!
>>534411195She reminds me of my bipolar mother.
Couldn't he have picked a better, more active time in the general to shit it up?
>>534413720It kind of loses its power when it just sits there like a dog turd slowly petrifying, ironically it's worse when the thread is active.
Any in-universe reason why they dress the same? When they switched to their adult sprites their relationship was falling apart, I don't see them trying to be twinsies.
>>534413975It was almost certainly "design first, explanation later."
>>534413975design wise, I think it's to show they're siblings and the story is going for gothic theme.
Story wise, something something, Ashley emulating Andrew's style to be closer to him/copy Julia's style to appeal to him.
>>534360168I find Wise x Belle comfy, even though they will never make it official
>>534414714It's difficult to say that she emulated Julia in any real capacity when the only arguably similar feature is that she wears someone on her neck, and even then it's a much different uhhhh "ornament" and Julia stopped wearing her own lacey frilly thing.
>>534415116She was painting her fingernails black when she was a teenager, something Julia also had, but then Andrew called it trashy and she ceased.
Plus, her choker kinda seems to bee mulating Julia's necklace.
That, and her outfit style going through a drastic shift seems to Ashley either mimicking Andrew's style or emulating Julia's, or both.
>>534415230The fingernails thing is just (girl)friends being (girl)friends bro.
She's more likely mimicking Andrew but keeping it feminine.
The neck thing like I said is completely different in design and probably intent. She was on the path to self destruction and it's a trashy thing to wear.
julicop
md5: 3ab34e3cc9eef1974216b45c6e0e8347
🔍
>>534415116>covers eye with hair when trying to seduce him>black shirt>painting nails>chokerashley 100% stole julia's style
>>534416143>ashley 100% stole julia's stylenta It would be tragic if Ashley unironically admired Julia before she stole her brother.
>>534416143julia's thing isn't even a choker
learn your fetishes
>>534416143>Using hair falling on her eye as she's leaning on him as evidenceYeah no
Friends
md5: b09d291ba76a4a2e9d2516fd8c583c47
🔍
>>534416287She did see Julia for a friend before her betrayal.
>>534416143>>covers eye with hair when trying to seduce himIt instantly worked.
>>534417798>1st time he instantly rejected her>2nd time he was so disgusted he called her disgusting lump, said sex was shit and killed himself
>>534418040>1st time he goes like "no wtf am I thinking" as he blushes>2nd time he flips her over and goes on top of her but starts getting turned off due to her being dry
>>534418040It's fact that he was so turned on that he had to stop himself and try to play it off as her just pulling a prank because he's young and confused and sees Ashley as a child due to her overarching behavior and his parental roll over her.
That second time it's the Leyley thing that upsets him and he still gives in and gets into it. He admits the sex being bad was his fault in SNS and killing himself is just because he's accomplished everything he wanted to in life and sees no future because of the circumstances of doing so.
I honestly think Euro hours have become faster now.
>>534421016>biting the hairAmateur. If you're going to pull a girl's hair you don't want it to hurt, that's not the point (usually, unless she wants it to hurt). The consistently best maneuver is to put your hand around the back or side of her head and get a bunch of hair between your fingers and then pull with your hand still flat against her head, almost like you're palming a basketball. Maximum surface-area prevents any actual pain from occurring, but still conveys the "you are my property" feeling.
>>534418843>Euro hours are slow>"AMERICANS, WAKE UP!!!">Euro hours are fast>"AMERICANS, GET IT TOGETHER!!!"God dammit, will you ever be happy? Kinda makes you want to correct bratty Europeans...
>>534422289>God dammit, will you ever be happy?No
Is there any incest stuff where a sibling couple are both seasoned adults? They're always college age or younger in fiction.
>>534430726Can't think of any. It's not surprising; most love stories in general involve young people.
>>534430726Royal Tennenbaums, although they're stepsiblings.
Alright, I will bake now.
>>534430726Sorry unc, incest fiction isn't for you anymore.
>>534293302ashley is only terrible because andrew is terrible so she's less bad by default
![s_hmph[BUST]](/images/vg/1749919681515645.png)
![b_challenge[BUST]](/images/vg/1750487252730391.png)
![b_complain[BUST]](/images/vg/1750960757691045.png)
![b_ew[BUST]](/images/vg/1752473772215040.png)
![b_fakestsmile[BUST]](/images/vg/1750351150162331.png)
![b_fuckit[BUST]](/images/vg/1749907697005960.png)
![s_hurt[BUST]](/images/vg/1752937414405258.png)
![b_hideface[BUST]](/images/vg/1749765308600333.png)
![b_bloodymad[BUST]](/images/vg/1750703948486394.png)
![b_dafuq[BUST]](/images/vg/1753560187581527.png)
![gp_calm[BUST]](/images/vg/1751912972541401.png)
![gp_down[BUST]](/images/vg/1750191451648720.png)
![m_sigh[BUST]](/images/vg/1750047299611740.png)
![sk_heh[BUST]](/images/vg/1749750697608348.png)
![m_no[BUST]](/images/vg/1750702565083397.png)
![bk_lookaway[BUST]](/images/vg/1754366234100817.png)
![b_proud[BUST]](/images/vg/1750036020745321.png)
![b_happy[BUST]](/images/vg/1754370496949615.png)
![s_hm[BUST]](/images/vg/1754414703123658.png)
![b_biteself[BUST]](/images/vg/1749925788194687.png)
![j_shy[BUST]](/images/vg/1754449319816401.png)
![j_joy[BUST]](/images/vg/1750643901992635.png)
![sk_sure[BUST]](/images/vg/1749961322825829.png)
![b_dontlaugh[BUST]](/images/vg/1750638955281821.png)
![bt_ew[BUST]](/images/vg/1754504612688058.png)
![st_pout[BUST]](/images/vg/1754504857926652.png)
![j_hopeful[BUST]](/images/vg/1749675618036357.png)
![lady_laugh[BUST]](/images/vg/1754517538310947.png)
![_smile[BUST]](/images/vg/1754517737112371.png)
![cf_eager[BUST]](/images/vg/1751564230948708.png)
![d_meh[BUST]](/images/vg/1749683449273256.png)
![j_cry[BUST]](/images/vg/1750573658492442.png)
![m_angry[BUST]](/images/vg/1751366159064599.png)
![s_sigh[BUST]](/images/vg/1749801415636015.png)
![s_excited[BUST]](/images/vg/1754609075738059.png)
![h_annoyed[BUST]](/images/vg/1751770179699297.png)
![b_think[BUST]](/images/vg/1749796406568390.png)
![j_angry[BUST]](/images/vg/1754645680420311.png)
