Thread 533828373

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>533326410 #

please come back devlog. even squidward misses you

Noelle!

What kind of breakfast would Julia make?

>>533829892
Her ass

>>533830002
Would

>>533829892
A way too large meal because she wants to impress you.

>>533831442
Extremely cute

>>533831442
And impressed I shall be

>>533831442
Nah she's not a grandma

>>533832564
Would you grow old with Julia

Is Andrew a douche?

>>533834061
Would that not be the dream?

>>533835156
Real

>>533834061
Original poster, no.

The Mop and the Wooden Board metaphor is Nemlei's best narrative achievement. Bravo Nemlei, if you will.

>>533837642
>Ashley is overly happy with the dime-a-dozen mop
>Andrew acts like he doesn't like the wooden board and grumpily fucks it anyway
Accurate depiction

>>533837093
Your loss

Cumming inside Julia and then cuddling immediately afterwards!

>>533837642
>blond mop

>>533840279
Fanfartists couldn't possibly play the game, please understand.

>>533838720
Only to realize you will never have that

>>533829892
Julia would be a terrible cook so none

>>533840661
DELETE THIS

>>533840814
There's a whole world of hussies out there who would be happy to have you cum inside them, you don't have to fixate on one fictional one.

>>533840814
>when you have something you don't want

Please fuck your sister in the right whole

A classic

>>533841339
That's where you are wrong
I am destined to be alone until I DIE (not even 20 years old btw)

>>533829892
full english breakfast
and somehow the only thing that would taste good would be the blood pudding

This riff goes for incest...

>>533841692
Ashley is a fellatio prodigy

>>533841692
Big, fat, soft, squeezable sister tits.

>>533828726
Can’t believe Lord Unknown came out of her puss

>>533847042
And I came IN her puss

>>533841883
I want to eat Julia's blood...

>>533847302
Stop bragging Yule, we can’t all be so lucky

>>533842947
It's impressive how quick a girl can learn how to gobble a wiener when given the proper motivation.

None of this is in the Bible...

>>533847847
Whenever I see a girl giving a great blowjob I start to think it must be nice to have a good cock in your mouth
No homo

>>533848018
>no homo
>after the gayest shit you've read in your life
every time

I would plap andrew's big booty
All the homo

I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three

>>533848820
Friend B...

>>533848940
New tinyley unlocked!

What other games have 10/10 rape scenes?

>>533852170
Mogeko Castle

>>533853390
Tell me more

>>533856168
RIP.

>>533859557
Did she an hero?

>>533859602
No she just retired from Coffining I thought

>>533863805
No wonder she gave you up so quickly...

>>533848013
How do you know? I doubt you ever read it.

>>533864278
Lmao why is this so funny

>>533795819
Just noticed Andrew isn't looking Ashley in the eyes, but in the lips.

>>533868383
Rather, the tits.

>>533861291
nope

>>533868383
>>533868432
lol I checked and that's not the original image

So, no devlogs anymore?

>>533871698
Nope. Dead game, dead general.

>>533828726
ShUt Up InFeRiOr CrEaTuRe

>>533848075
So fucking true

What generation would Grannpa Graves be? Silent?

>>533878240
He fought in World Wars 2

>>533876830
Whenever my imoutie patootie is being lazy, I just do it for her. This might seem counter-productive, but as long as you don't go overboard with it it's a fantastic way to subtly instill guilt.
>No, really, I don't mind doing it. That's okay, you can go back to your game, I'm almost done.

>>533878240
I'm guessing he was born in the 1900s or 1910s, so whatever generation that is.

>>533876543
No more reason to come back here then I guess
Bye anons

>>533879405
bye faggot

>>533878536
This would never work on Ashley.

>>533878536
I started doing the dishes, she immediately came downstairs to start doing them herself, and honestly I'm kinda mad because I know she does a worse job than I do

>>533882036
That's cute. You should kiss her on the top of the head and thank her.

>>533882036
you should stand behind her and critique her work with your fingers wrapped in her pants beltloops

>>533878536
>it's a fantastic way to subtly instill guilt
Giving people niceties they know they don't deserve is the best way to make them feel guilty.

Stick.

>>533883752
It is NOT cute! I needed those dishes done hours ago

>>533887267
That is, itself, cute!

>>533887267
>sister is competent
Cute!
>incompetent
Cute!
>smart
Cute!
>stupid
Cute! Seeing a pattern yet?

>>533890439
>>533891593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p73GHErNT5k

>>533892409
Why fight it? Your sister was forged by God to be the cutest thing for you imaginable. To not acknowledge that everything she does is cute is tantamount to blasphemy.

>>533892979
Supposing I didn't have a sister?

>>533892979
I knew it I fucking knew it. I checked on the dishwasher as soon as it was done and most of the shit in there was fucking dirty. She did a rushed and dogshit job of loading it. Stuff was overlapping and dirty, I bet she didn't even put detergent in. I even saw the fancy knife I keep telling her has to be hand washed.
I fucking KNEW she'd fuck this up, and no amount of Leyley "love your cute sister" posts will change that! I'm going to channel my deepest SnSdrew next time I see her

>>533894783
You might have to re-roll characters at the wheel of samsara.

>>533894824
CUUUUUUUTE! Don't you just want to take care of a dependent sister?

>>533894824
If you want to teach a woman a lesson, as in educate her on something rather than giving her a pair of Irish sunglasses, you need to convey it in a way that doesn't make her feel inferior or incapable. My sister would always put my cast-iron cookware in the dishwasher and it drove me fucking nuts because you simply DO NOT do that, but instead of getting mad at her or guilt-tripping her I simply demonstrated why I do not do that.
>Why do you always wipe the pan off when it's hot?
>Oh, cast iron is special. You can't wash it like a regular pan or it'll fuck it up. You should clean cast iron with a dry rag when it's warm or hot otherwise it'll lose its coating and rust.
>Ohhhhhhhh that's neat.

>>533895157
I don't even want to take care of myself

>>533894827
So be it. It was probably gonna go that way anyway.

Thiu hours.

>>533895303
>out of the shower
Ah, but you are taking care of yourself.

>>533895769
Another night of being a miserable fucking Thiu in this worthless 3-dimensional world. God, I hate being real so much. Everything in the third dimension is so much worse than it is in 2D

NO STEAMDB UPDATE IN 12 DAYS, NO DEVLOGS, NO SPECULATION 24/7. IM GOING CRAZY!

>>533897136
>going crazy
must've been a short trip

It's time to let it die. /calg/ deserves better than to linger on life support.

>>533901849
You're wrong! We're getting a devlog in just a few days!

>>533902631
Leyley...

>>533901849
You clearly weren't here during the episode 1 days

After Andrew sides with lord unknown he'll use Ashley's insecurities to get her to comply with his patron's schemes

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>533881940
I thought of that too lol. I love how we automatically compare every real life sister story to Ashley (THE sister)
>>533878460
>world warS 2
I got that reference

>>533903276
The Episode 1 era was a magical time. Never shall we allow future generations to forget our anabasis from /v/!

These fucking pussy-ass streamers with their triggers list! They basically spoil themselves on anything potentially shocking in a story because God forbid someone has a 2 seconds negative feeling. God, I hate millennials! Thank fuck trigger warnings are nowhere near as popular with zoomers.

>>533910356
>Thank fuck trigger warnings are nowhere near as popular with zoomers
I thought they were the ones putting "cw: sa, dv, ca" etc at the start of every tiktok

>>533912985
sexual abuse, domestic violence, what the fuck is the third thing

>>533910356
I'm glad coffin doesn't have a "steamer mode", you experience the game properly or you don't experience it at all!

>>533915275
child abuse

>>533917045
yeah it just occurred to me and was about to say it, but thanks

>>533846482
creampie

>>533910356
But anon, if I'm not given a trigger warning, how am I supposed to know what to find disturbing?

>>533910356
Can you blame them really? Given how the ban hammer is going ballistic these days, would you risk an income sorce over this?

>>533901849
At least this game actually still gets content. It ain't /ddlc/ or shit.

>>533909085
i remember when back in 2023 vg /calg/ threads could last for weeks, and half of the time people were just discussing their relationship with sisters. good times

>>533921972
>vg /calg/ threads could last for weeks
I too like to romanticise our Anabasis, but we never had threads lasting for WEEKS

>>533923383
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/448442998/#q448442998
you just weren't here during these times.

>>533923541
That's less than 11 days; "weeks" is at least 14.

I hate Renee.

>>533923898
She did nothing wrong except choosing to not die with her kids.

>>533923672
esl moment, sorry.

Mushroom your sister

>>533927397
What did foodrew mean by this?

>>533927397
>peeping on your innocent sister
Don't you know that's illegal?

>>533928551
Ashley's wet nips are like little mushroom caps

Happy #450 everyone :D

>>533929121
why does this officer make me sex

>>533828373 (OP)
Hussy pussy

>>533937224
>Goddamnit Ashley, why the fuck didn't you tell me you're on your period??
>I was horny, okay?? I forgot about it! Besides don't you track my days anyway you creep!
>I was horny too
>Whatever, go get yourself cleaned up.
>Fuck no, I'm not backing out. We're doing this.

>>533939380
What the fuck why did I reply to you

>>533939380
My sides.

>>533901849
this isn't even close to life support, terraria threads last for about a month

>>533939380
This will be canon

We need a drunk Ashley scene

>>533947827
>it's just a 45 minute unskippable scene with her ranting about the jews

>>533948014
She wouldn't get there before Andrew would accidentally slide his hand in her shorts and tickle her privates until she's all giggles.

>>533948014
It turns out the perfect woman does exist.

>>533947827
Imagine getting blackout drunk with Ashley

An ache in your soul is everybody's goal

>>533951615
Imagine her going from cursing out Andrew for being a manslut who cant keep his cock in his pants to whimpering about her not being pretty enough for Andrew

Its probably a good thing i dont have a sister. Or worse i was the sister

>>533959237
i hate her ugly socks

Andrew not impregnating teensley was such a waste.

>>533962002
probably for the best, idk how youd think that would have fixed anything

>>533962002
The hormons would drive her wilde

>>533960901
barefeet would be nicer...

>>533962002
They were not ready. They'd be Renee and Douglas 2.0 except they low key hate each other.

>>533963568
Agreed, Ashley should remove her footcondoms

What was that manga again of the government super computer that paired the MC with his sister because their incest baby would be a 6IV athlete genius?

>>533964539
>>533964353

>>533964353
Why does she have such a massive dumpy

>>533967894
Ashleybutt is truly underrated

>>533968035
Sisterbutt is to be squeezed, it is to be bitten, it is to near one's face in for comfort, and, if the sister approves, sisterbutt may even be for some light spanking.

>>533968035
Ashley is the type of girl who worries if pants make her butt look big

>>533968873
Howcome women used to feel insecure about having a big butt?

>>533969259
A combined psyop by feminists and the dieting industry convinced them it would make them unfuckable

Sorry, as a what? A love story? Come on, Ashley! This isn't a fucking love story. It's a fucking fuck story. It's about animal lusts and earth and dirt and fluids, not love, art, companionship, all that rubbish. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is so obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces as an ode to dark passions and a kind of savage rhapsody.

Some general you turned out to be

>>533976706
Some mother you turned out to be

One of the best ones I saw recently
https://x.com/basilcopperhand/status/1950595766243782703

Lore accurate fan art.

>>533977453
This is indeed lore accurate
>>533976446
The height difference in this one however is NOT
Anyone who doesn't draw Andrew's chin easily reaching the top of Ashley's head is doing a criminal job.

>>533977817
Why are his hips so wide

>>533977104
Please don't talk that way to your mother Anders.

>>533966331
Only chapter 0 and the volume 1 extra are about the siblings
https://mangadex.org/title/5b644136-8b2d-408b-94b3-667a547d65ed/sore-wa-totsuzen-unmei-no-aite-ga

>>533978375
Artists either can't draw the opposite gender or draw it much better

>>533966124
I mean, this is the exact outcome of Shots n Such.
>i do wish we got more expansion of that ending though

>>533978375
Lore accurate Andrew has a massive ass

>>533923958
Yeup kill yourself mama issues

>>533977110
Holy shit... that's fucking outstanding.

Lightskin niggas in COFFINLAND

>>533988315
So trve

Is this Andrew

These kids don't know how good they have it. Back in my day, /calg/ was vibrant if a thread took less than 10 days. Flourishing, even! And they were never in the /v/ trenches, worrying that at any second, a tranitor would delete the thread. We fought and bled for this general, so they you kids could enjoy a prosperous future of posting on a Malaysian crocheting forum, and yet there's ZERO appreciation for the freedom my comrades died to give you. It's time to show some respect, pal.

>>533977110
I really like this too. Bright colors, baroque, slightly sinister details. Same Antichrist energy as that one where Andrew is holding Ashley up and she's got a golden apple in her hand.

These kids don't know how good they have it. Back in my day, /calg/ was vibrant if a thread took less than 10 days. Flourishing, even! And you younguns were never in the /v/ trenches, worrying that at any second, a tranitor would delete the thread. We fought and bled for this general, so that you kids could enjoy a prosperous future of posting on a Malaysian crocheting forum, and yet there's ZERO appreciation for the freedom my comrades died to give you. It's time to show some respect for your elders, son.

>>534005628
>>534005869
Yes, yes, very well. Say, want to watch TV? It's about time for your show to start!

>>534006026
I wanna watch The 700 Club too!

>>534006174
Do whatever you want, just keep quiet

>>534006258
>Do whatever you want
I'm gonna fuck my sister one day...

>>534002281
I was actually thinking about how Coffin's artstyle wouldn't work well with non-whites the other day. The pale skin is evocative of the sick or dead (or undead) and makes the splashes of color in the eyes or with blood/blush all the more striking. Like your pic had to make the dude super lightskin to fit, and it still looks a bit off.
Coffin not having swarthoids isn't racism, it's good color theory.

>>534008913
>I was actually thinking about how Coffin's artstyle wouldn't work well with non-whites the other day
Same energy

>>534002813
My boiwife

>>534008913
Andrew is literally black, his skin is a little darker than Ashley's. Pic related is Ashley with Andrew's skin tone.

I locked my sister out of the house

>>534014429
Why are you leaving your pregnant sister outside?

>>534014585
It's funny

I'm agitated. Would smoking help?

>>534017174
No

>>534002813
Yes

So how would have the executions of their grandparents have gone? Feels like Renee would have definitely drawn Grandpa's death out, which is something you can't say Ashley has ever done, (although Julia may suffer one in burial, possibly from Andrew).

>>534017174
Smoking is for faggots like >>534018847

>>534013642
she looks like she has jaundice

>>533977110
Place this in a church.
>>534005741
Same artist. I always did love the headcanon that their child will literally be the antichrist.

>>534020402
Did you just print that one out? bloody noice.

Ashley takes it up the ass

>>534028362
You sure about that?

>>534005869
The fact of the matter is that it's a double-edged sword. Discussion is less lively and more forced sometimes, but on the other hand the giga-faggots who come here specifically to troll the thread are conspicuously absent because a dogshit post loses its power when it goes five minutes with no response.

>>534028517
It'll go into the wrong hole during prone bone, Andrew will be too lazy/horny to go clean his dick so he'll start fucking her ass while Ashley cusses him out and threatens to kill him. Afterwards she jokes about him being a literal pain in the ass.

>>534030202
>too lazy/horny
>just keeps going
You would be surprised how often this happens with wrong hole situations lol

Have you ever considered kissing the sis? Could be a good idea...

>>534033684
sisfangs...

>>534033684
Kissing your sister is always a good idea. Top of the head or the cheek for a safe and cute platonic show of affection, on the lips for something a bit more intimate, and when necessary you can engage in a bit of loving tongue-wrestling with your imoutie patootie.

>>534033684
I was going to vacation to the USA by myself this year and my sister got bitter so I told her that if she pays for her airplane ticket I'm paying for everything else, we'll visit Disney (California) and try to explore as much of Cali as possible within a week. If things go super well I'll kiss her. That's not the goal though, the goal is having fun. If the vibe isn't there I'm not going for it.

Renee?

My wife.

Ashley shines like an angel

Noelle?

My wife.

That airloopy guy has a vision like l no other

>>534039753
I like a woman with a coat

Just rediscovered this gem from a pre-/calg/ thread. Never forget the atrocities /v/ jannies committed against us.

>>534047914
I truly like that it's their adult incarnations in that painting

sister HATE
sister RAPE

>>533838428
Is this a Ducksen bit

>>534051329
I presume the credits in the top left corner are not without reason

>>533895293
Based woman-tamer

>>534039753
What’s their situation?

>>533906563
Douglas (not Doug) will love his inbred grandkids.

>>533895293
Just use stainless steel you fucking hipster.

>>534049271
Cat siblings so cute...

>>534056728
I fucking LOVE Momley.

>>534064975
>Momley
you mean MILFley

>>533829643
Do you think Ashley is in anyway inspired by Sora or do you think Nemlei saw Yosuga no sora?
ashleys buney could be a little nod to sora
Does Nemlei even watch anime?
Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibe and

>>534067602
>Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibe and
Anon... are you okay? Anon? ANON?!?

>>534068373
and ashley bueny could be seen as a nod to soras buney
I thought it sounded weird so i just copy pasted that part and put it earlier in the text but i frogot the and and i just came home from a 9 hour shift at work and im super tired

>>534067602
put a loud noise and/or a scream over this and it's a jumpscare from a mascot horror game.

starving for a new devlog

>>534067602
Ashley is an archetype that belongs in the same category as any other character you think resembles her. There is no inspiration involved.

>>534068869
>I wonder if they'd give us a new devlog if I were pregnant...

>>534068373
>Here older games really give off early 2000s anime vibe
Explain?

>>534067602
>Does Nemlei even watch anime?
At least that much is obvious

>>534073770
>Big expressive faces
>Lots of color
>Candy colored hair
>Weird magical village setting
>Androgynous cute boys
If you told me this came from an japanese light novel i would totally belive you this really looks like an anime from the early 2000s to me
NGN might be the most obvious example for the whole anime inspiration
It even has magical schoolgirls in it

>>534075502
Nemlei's art style certainly doesn't look anime, but I see what you mean about the worlds and color palettes. Magical girl dressed cozily meets a charming demon boy? Many such cases!

>>534075502
The Ivy ending is such a house of cards. Noelle is forever an incompetent stuck as a bottom feeder for her totalitarian cunt friend who will only be happy if the pecking order is maintained. Ivy will never have to grow up because her narcissism is fed, and Noelle simply can't grow up.

Say what you will about Yule eating children, but Noelle at least tries to figure herself out in that ending.

>>534064975
Ashley would be a cool mom, she'll always take her kids side whenever someone complains about their behavior

>>534079952
Renee does that too you know

>>534076649
Yule ending is the better ending, everyone knows it. I do think it’s ironic Yule went from a child eater to having a child.

>>534081027
Yeah but Renee also treats her kids like shit, so she's not cool

>>534056289
This may come as a shock to you, but different cookware serves different purposes.

>>534032960
Sisdookie on the brubberdick

Red Grave redemption

>>534093917
Why is Andrew covering his crotch like that?

>>534094639
He doesn't want everyone to see the 9 incher in his pants

>>534097212
Booba

>>534097212
Would (you) drink coffee with your sister's spit in it?

>>534098198
I mean, it's not like it'd taste any different, so the experience is—at worst—equal. Swapping spit the old fashioned way is preferable.

>>534072395
This is how Ashley sees all of Andrew's poems

>>534039753
Isn't her sister supposed to be fat?

>>534107342
My husband is so beautiful

>>534107342
I don't think there was anything to say that? She had organ failure from maybe toxisoda is all was said, no?

>>534108397
Andrew should've been a vodka drinker

>>534111131
Luckily, he's more tasteful than that

>>534107342
Most airloopy art is OOC as fuck, the young Renee stuff looks nothing like what anyone would wear in the 70s either

How good of a friend was Friend B?

>>534111286
>convenience store wine
He'd be better off drinking plastic bottle vodka mixed with watery fruit "drink".

>have to pick up my sister from work in an hour
>she asks my dad if I can get her Chinese food
>she also asks him if I can get some for myself
What the FUCK does she mean by this?

>>534115470
She wants your noodles

>>534115470
She wants you to fuck her tender ass

>>534115470
She is only attracted to fat little boys

>>534112958
Not a very good one since they haven't talked to each other for four years after highschool despite knowing each other since they were kids

Boyhussies

>>534126270
What would it take for a boyhussy to win?

What would it take for this bussy to win?

>>534127641
haha.

hahahahaha.

anyway andrew and leyley are both dead

Hey LIBERALS
>disposes of her pad in your trash

h-hey, did you know that pads are made of wood?? specifically a wood pulp called rayon

Man I want to punch Julia

Hussy pussy is the best pussy

>>534132673
Unsubscribe

>>534135603
What did NemNems mean by this?

>>534135906
hussies > sissies

Why is Facebook showing me an Indonesian femboy with an Ashley Graves PFP?

>>534135603
Has Andrew been with girls other than Julia and Ashley? We haven't been shown and I don't think it would be in character, but some dialogue lines seem to vaguely imply it.

>>534135906
Andrew is just trying to be hurtful. He put no effort into at least trying to be romantic and then he cries when things go wrong.

>>534136523
Andrew had no girlfriends prior to Julia because he's a dweeb

>>534136727
Not prior, while he was dating Julia. It's mostly in Episode 1 ("it's always the same, you get to dip your dick in some bitch and the whole world disappears!" "I'm not celibate, what's it to you?") but Ashley tells Julia he's got other girls and nothing else she says in that is a lie.

>>534137750
Andrew would absolutely not cheat on Julia as he was consciously attempting to "love" her. Besides, we would've seen memories of him cheating in 3A, had he cheated.

Ashley has nice boobs. I bet having boobs feels great

>>534142829
>I bet having boobs feels great
They have surgery to remove them...

>>534143451
Women are crazy, what else is new?

>>534143451
doctors prescribe ozempic before exercise
no shit women remove their tits

>>534143451
However much you hate the Antichrist, it is not enough.

It's weird fanfic writers are still treating burial as the "good" happy-go-lucky route.

I tumble like a clown
before your baying hounds
I supplicate myself
into your hands

What kind of news do you think would actually warrant a new devlog? Do you think we'll be on our own until episode 4?

>>534150178
On our own. Everything up until this point may as well have been filler when compared to the sheer magnitude of events being forged in the fires of Nemlei's brain. Every aspect of the story from here on out will be entirely world-shattering mind-bending ludokino and even an inkling of a screenshot could completely compromise the story being told. Trnst thn plnn.

>>534048873
Why did she do it if she hates it so much? In Splat! Ashley still has one microscopic shred of dignity left by being the one to propose suicide.

>>534146626
Because that's what it is and any serious conflict between the siblings will feel forced based on how that route was set up. The conflict has to be between them and an external force.

>>534143451
>>534145929
God willing in the Delphnostate we will BAN breast reduction surgery even for legitimate medical reasons

>>534151465
there is never a legitimate medical reason for breast reduction
literal ZOG propaganda

>>534151324
The siblings are getting along but Andrew is on track for a schizo meltdown and has no interest in controlling Ashley's demonic tendencies. Things can still go very, very wrong between them.

>>534151324
>Because that's what it is
Burialdrew is about to embrace the demons and Burialey is having a crisis of confidence

>>534151663
>Andrew is on track for a schizo meltdown
I don't think so. There's nothing to indicate this. What? He was as comfortable with chopping up their parents as Ashley and that means he's about to have a SnS level meltdown? Bullshit.
>has no interest in controlling Ashley's demonic tendencies
He was worried that ??? wants to summon him next time and also skeptical of ???'s visions, granted his skepticism comes from denial that he'd ever fuck his sister but still. He's not gonna be indifferent like Leyley wins Andy.

>>534151643
The medical reasons for surgical removal of breast tissue are very few, basically just cancer and maybe severe localized infections. I love tits, I love tits so much it's unreal, but even just outside of that every before-and-after I've ever seen of these breast reductions depicts somebody who has lost a small piece of something from their eyes. I realize it's a modern era where women are kind of shit, but it still deeply upsets me to see them victimized like this even when this is more of a problem for the kinds of women I think hold reprehensible views.

>>534154197
If a woman has breast cancer then tough shit. She's gonna die with massive tits if I have anything to say about it

>>534154314
I disagree. When it comes down to it, I would mourn the loss of my sister's fat, jiggly, perfect melons... but if I had to chose I'd rather have her than her tits any day of the week. That's an extreme case though.

I want the mental deep dive into Ashley's mind and I want it now!

>>534154401
I want the deep dive into Ashley's cunt and I want it now!

Cliffhanger Wedding Ring bros, we're gonna win, aren't we?

>>534156641
Argh, why is Andrew such a cheapass that he can't get his wife a fitting ring?

>>534156768
She'll grow into it.

>>534156768
>'she's not a sentimental person, I doubt she'd care about a ring' ~Andrew (probably)

>>534157396
Andrew is STUPID, Ashley is very sentimental!

>>534157253
>Dude you HAVE to stop buying oreos, you know I can't help myself
Hmmm yes of course HOW do I keep forgetting this?

>>534157396
The ideal Ashley in his mind is a sociopath.

>>534157620
He said that after taping together her childhood drawing of him giving her a yellow muffin. Clearly only his conscious mind is stupid though, because he then went to the store and bought her an impeccable selection of presents thinking all the while to himself that he was half-assing it. He draws on deeply rooted sisterknowledge he himself is barely even aware he has.

>>534154618
ESL sentence

>>534158869
All coffin characters are ESL, they're just practicing their english skills throughout the game

Leyley is pronounced Laylee. Loli Ashley = Loley, which is pronounced Loli. Can't you see it?

>>534159943
It's not pronounced that way. I realize it violates the conventions of the English language, but that's Nemmies' decree.

>>534159943
Loley is pronounced "gets raped by Andrew in a dream", coming to an Episode 4 near you!

>>534160093
>that's Nemmies' decree
Muslims can decree about the correct pronunciation of Iraq, but I'm still going to call it eye-rack. Nemlei, as an ESL, has no authority over Anglo-Saxon-Jutes.

>>534160425
Canonical pronunciation takes precedence over linquistic accuracy. If Nemmy-wemmies declared "Andrew" was pronounced as "Dickbutt" then Word of God makes it so.

>>534160521
the canonical pronunciation of Muhammad and other stuff is literally laid out in the Quran since names are written with harakat (special characters used to show the exact pronunciation of a written word; ordinarily not used in Arabic writing). But what they declare doesn't matter to me

Unironically what did Nemlei mean by this?

>>534161825
That they should've stunk/smoked up the whole house and neighborhood burning those bodies?

>>534158235
He also said that in SnS when you either pick or don't pick the ring.

This game feels Nemlei inspired.

>>534153006
>I don't think so.
He's being blase and indifferent which Cliffhanger says he isn't, it looks more like he's retreated into his usual coping mechanism of being a steward to a woman he's with, before it was being a good son to Renee, then a good boyfriend to Julia, and now a playmate to Leyley.
It's not what either of them want and it can only end poorly when Andrew realizes Ashley doesn't want it, because he's putting his everything into benig what he thinks she wants him to be.
He also had his soul sold off to Ashley, and can see her visions so it shows he's being pulled into her orbit.

>>534166035
Mother of Christ Burial is not Bitch-in-a Box 2.0 no matter how many times you post this fanfic

>>534166035
>It's not what either of them want
So what? Andrew still has no reason to lose his shit in Burial without it feeling forced/cheap. He can't blame Ashley like in Decay because she IS showing him respect by always calling him by name, she isn't ungrateful and she can be trusted to go outside by herself without burning random people alive. Burial Ashley =/= Leyley.
>and can see her visions
This is what happens when you adopt someone's headcanon as fact. He can't unless he's holding the trinket.

>>534165680
>ryona game
sign me up

>>534167454
You are delusional if you think Burial won't have conflict in its story, considering that just like Decay, it has 2 ways to set itup, Sane and Questionable, much like how Decay has shoot Andrew or let him kill you in Decay.
One run of Burial will probably be very dark, while the other will be the road to improvement.
Both are setting up the conflict to be resolved, Decay is more about Andrew, and Burial will likely be about Ashley, the main real difference is who gets the spotlight.

>>534167664
>Sane and Questionable
Friends vs friends with benefits. Again, it has no reason to be dark.

>>534167560
>So what?
Well, with the context of Decay we now know he is not being in line with what he himself wants, and that implies he's acting how he thinks Ashley would want(or rather,how he sees her wanting him, and his opinion on her is quite low). The skull emoji for Questionable also spells out they're on a way to disaster.
>He can't unless he's holding the trinket.
Yes, and Decay shows he can't even do that, he gets bugged out and stranded and sees something different entirely, but in Burial the demon explicitly invites Andrew into using the trinket alongside Ashley, and the only real difference there is that now, Ashley owns his soul.

>>534167871
>with the context of Decay we now know he is not being in line with what he himself wants
It's nothing new, he wasn't inline with what he wants for half a decade and even as a drug addict in SnS he fought against what he really wants. Short of fucking a random guy, there's absolutely nothing Burial Ashley can do to make Andrew lose his shit.

>>534167862
> Again, it has no reason to be dark.
Have we been playing the same game? Even Nemlei herself had to spell out for people like you that Burial and Decay are not good and bad runs, and Burial has potential to make things worse because they're pretending like things are fine.

>>534168181
Andrew has a fragile psyche, if he realizes that even acting like he thinks Ashley would want him to be isn't correct, and without his own side of character development he's decided to neglect in favor of putting on another act, he's not bound to react well.

>>534167664
>You are delusional if you think Burial won't have conflict in its story
Agreed. But you misidentify the source of conflict in Burial. Refer to this: >>534151873

>>534168405
I feel like both can be valid, but I think the difference will come down to your choices.
Questionable I think is going to be conflict between them because they're living in a fake reality, while what the post you linked, I think is going to be more about what Sane will cover, Ashley fighting for Andrew's soul and coming to terms with her corrosive influence on him and learning to give him freedom to let him make his own choices.

>>534168642
>Ashley fighting for Andrew's soul and coming to terms with her corrosive influence on him and learning to give him freedom to let him make his own choices
I think at least one Burial route is going to be about Ashley coming to terms with the fact Leyleyism was never necessary, and perhaps get mad at Andrew for allowing her to ruin her own life for the sake of his victim complex.

>>534168671
Imagine them ruling your country. Ashley would make Elizabeth Bathory look like a fucking nun!

sistoes

>>534168996
>"My liege...this is the fourth hussy execution this week."
>"No, this is but the fourth hussy you imbeciles could find. You know well these skanks walk the alleyways like dogs. We are cleansing this land of all floozies!"
>"Your majesty, outcest is already illegal! Must we hang them, too?"
>"Are you questioning the sanctity of sibling union, conferred by God himself?"
>"N-no! I merely wish to express my concern over the citizenry's reactio-"
>"Enough! I shall hear no more of this! I order you to fuck your sister, NOW!"

>>534136523
I don’t think seriously romantically, but I think it’s possible he’s had sex with other women.

>>534171246
I think the lines from Ashley about him being a himbo are just Ashley projecting her insecurities. From the looks inside his head even Julia was merely an afterthought he distracted himself from Ashley with, and he was always ditching her for Ashley.

>>534171246
It would be massively out of character for him.
One, Andrew simply doesn't care for the fairer sex's attention for him(he's confused at most when he's speaking to the cultist girl who seems to be into him).
He dind't like Julia and only dated her out of very twisted sense of duty and desire for escapism, and he puts a lot of pride in himself being a good boyfriend. even in SnS, he at best thinks about getting on with Julia.
like Ashley only being interested in Andrew, Andrew likewise has only ever really had his eyes on Ashley, but he couldn't bring himself to accept that for various reasons.

>>534172636
>cultist girl who seems to be into him
I didn't get that impression from piss-chan

I don't want you
I don't want you
Anymore

>>534172729
She was looking forward to meeting him again, despite saying she didn't like it there, which implies she's more interested in meeting Andrew again than the club itself.

>>534168243
I'd argue she retconned it to have some darkness, let's hope she can pull it off though. A retcon isn't necessarily bad, it can be more interesting.
>>534168357
>he's not bound to react well
As long as Burialdrew doesn't get chained to a radiator for 24-48 hours in a Soviet apartment he'll be fine.

>>534174121
I think it's a retcon borne out of having to clarify the intention of the story.
Don't forget, Nemlei has everything planned out ahead of us, she does foreshadowing we are not aware of, and as such, what she thinks is a reasonable setup to conflict would go over our heads when we don't know what happens in episode 3.
For instance, Nemlei likes to have dialogue reprise to have it new meaning(like when you chase Ashley in ep3 flashback and for tag ending, or Sns fight vs ep1 fight, or "do it gently"), so its very well possible Burial already has some foreshadowing for what will hapepn in episode 3 with re-used/similiar dialogue or unique sprites.

>>534176239
>I think it's a retcon
Nope.

>>534176448
I mean, it's technically a retcon because now you have to put green plushie into the cage when you didn't have to do it back in original release, and the choice changes to "no, but trust the trinket".
oh, and the skull emoji for the questionable.
it spells out the intention, and it's not a retcon by intention, but by technicality, it is.

>>534176239
I'm willing to bet she came up with SnS after episode 2, the fact that shooting the Hitman didn't have a save option before episode 3 pretty much confirms it. The bullets won't be relevant in Decaying Along.

Next devlog in December
Decay part 2 January 2026
Burial part 1 September 2026
Burial part 2 July 2027

Screenshot this

>>534177624
Again, no.
The story itself was laid out during episode 2.
It's the gameplay mechanics that Nemlei didn't know how they'd pan out until she began working on it, and either after realizing how the game goes, or not wanting to spoil things, shooting the hitman ddin't trigger a save to avoid showing it's an important choice.
Narratively, the story was set in stone long ago, but mechanically, it's being retconned to accomodate content added.

>>534178241
>The story itself was laid out during episode 2.
The whole story was planned out during the Episode 1 era

>>534178379
Back in ep1 era, Nemlei had the rough concept for the story.
When ep2 began, she actually wrote it out.

Burial is an 8 hour slide show about just how cute Julia is

>>534181709
Reminds me of bronies giving presentations.

>>534186115
Why is Andrew brown?

>>534189125
Because he's slightly darker than Ashley.

>>534179687
Perfect response, bravo.
>>534189125
>>534189439
Glad to see that people know one of OUR HEROES™ is brown
>>534013642

>>534014429
die

>Andrew awoke with an aching soreness all throughout his body.
>And a terrible dehydration that felt more than he expected from a typical hangover.
>Worse was the lingering memory of something he wasn’t sure whether to call a wet dream, or a nightmare.
>But after he felt a minor disturbance in the bed he laid in, he put that question to the back of his mind as he barely managed to peal his eyes open.
>And was met with Ashley’s back to him as she hugged a blanket to her chest and spoke cheerfully into her phone,
>”Hey TikTok, R34lBr0th3rFuck3r69 here, and I just totally took my big bro’s incest virginity.
>Make sure to follow subscribe to my Patreon to get all the SAUCEY content too hot for here.”
>And being half asleep and hungover Andrew spoke without thinking,
>”Huh? What? I wasn’t a virgin before this.”
>While Andrew was still mentally out of it, he noticed his sister flinch at hearing his voice.
>But couldn’t process anything else before he felt a pillow slam into his face as she yelled out embarrassed,
>“Well you fucked like one!”
>And Andrew was unsure whether the splitting headache he was now painfully aware of was from his hangover.
>Ashley breaking his skull in.

>>534198830
based R34lBr0th3rFuck3r69

>>533828373 (OP)
I wanted more headpats between them so I doodled one

>>534200065
Cute cat like sister

I am floozin
I am hussin
I am skankin
Help me to Juul

I just noticed that Ashley pressed the pink bunny plushy to Andrew's lips to kiss him

>>534203534
I want to pop her pimples into my mouth

>>534204239
Why?

>>534206309
I was just being crass for the sake of it, I'm sorry

faggot detected

>>534200764
>cat like
Sisters ARE cats

>>534208484
Based

>>534215710
Damn! That's a fat bundrew.

>>534215710
>Bunny with a girlfriend 4 times his size
giwtwm

Andy has a piss fetish

>>534216239
I want him to sit on my face so bad

>>534217127
Does he have a shitting fetish? Asking for >>534217508

:) :(

>>534221657
At least it's not Glaze, I suppose

>>534219682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYAIPpX1LoY&ab_channel=RockDuk%EB%9D%BD%EB%8D%AC

Remember Ashley, Julia will always have hit it first.

>>534227356
So cute

>>534226713
Through demon magic, many things are possible

post cuties

>>534231754
Only valid reply.

>>534231754
That piece was so good but why did Andrew have a smoke mid sex?

>>534235394
Sex demands a degree of emotional vulnerability. It's stressful, for a man.

>>534167795
Time to set Andrew on fire forever

I think I miss my wife...

YOU WERE OUT OF MY LEAGUE!

>>534241675
How'd this guy go from a rocker to a bitch?

>>534242625
The wagie grind turned him into a hollow shell of a man. Many such cases.

>>534242625
Same way Ashley went from a fiery minx to a punching bag

>>534242819
Being a wagie robs you of your humanity, your personality, your happiness. I wish everyone would die when I see them.
>t. one of such cases

>>534244245
The key to being more spiritual is unemployment

>>534246409
Unemployment is the best and worst thing to ever happen

>>534253760
Ivy's hair? Mogs every other Nemlei girl

>>534242625
He got pussy whipped

>>534254257
Yet Noelle chose BYC

Elves aren't real!!!

>>534257090
>Big (You) cock
i wish

>>534257090
How do you guys think the sex is between Noelle and Yule? I can’t decide if it’s really good or if Yule is a selfish bastard and just gets himself off.

>>534258259
Considering the breeding, I assume it was good

>>534258259
Yule tries to get her off, but he does it purely to satisfy his own ego.

>>534259291
I mean for a chick to get pregnant all the dude has to do is jizz inside her, it doesn’t require the chick to cum too.
>>534259625
Interesting point, him being so egotistical makes me think he may focus on his own pleasure but if he does satisfy Noelle regularly it would also stroke his ego that he’s still good in bed even with a new body.

>>534260932
Their sex is simple and transactional. He makes her cum, she makes him cum

>>534168642
Questionable will obviously be the main route since there's more plot points and effort going on in there. It is not going to be them playing pretend but them but more about Ashley losing her perceived control over Andrew. She outright said Andrew hasn't changed in Sane but says Andrew doesn't need her anymore in Burial

>>533828373 (OP)
Gentlemen, I have come back after a month to complain about Jews.

>>534263657
Welcome back
Your filename makes no sense though, how could Julia dance like that if your head was resting on her lap?

>>534264240
Spiritually.

Julia WILL die in Burial.

>>534265007
God will protect His daughter. Trust the plan.

>>534154197
>cancer
can be cured by eating peaty, meditation, quantum touch, ect.
>localized infections
ivermectin

>>534264240
It a reaction picture from a reddit post where the main artwork is of Julia resting on your lap. This image is from a reddit comment.

>>534254257
Do the rugs match the drapes?

>>534257265
THE NEMLEIVERSE IS REAL AND LORD UNKNOWN IS PART SNOW SPRITE!!

It's a floozin' kinda night

It's a cheezin' kinda night

Julia killed the thread.

>>534269201
Do Noelle's?

UUUOOHHHHH ToT ToT ToT
BRATTY SISTER REQUIRES CORRECTION!!!!!

>>534274592
Neat. Now please, climb into the oven.

What is up with janitor.ai Ashley Graves chatbots being made by unbearable moralfags? The most popular one has the cretaor spazzing out I've incest and I had to pass through a dozen "step sister bits before I could find one that was actually a blood related sister

Chapter 2 dropped

>>534274592
>"Ok yeah, maybe I did fuck you kids up..."

>>534275062
nusoixittertr00ncaca spotted

>>534263657
Only cringe hypocrites care.

Honestly, none of the story would've happened if Ashely had simply found the double barrel shotgun in the cutlist's bathroom.

Was the fire started because the siblings escaped? To have an excuse to declare them dead without recovering the bodies and for there to not be a murder investigation for the 302 lady? Hmm... it would be kino if the fire was actually started by Ashley not stomping the candles out after the ritual.

>>534278961
It happened weeks after they escaped, that was probably just their general evidence elimination procedure. They were already getting antsy about how long the operation had run and guards were supposed to be liquidating the remaining inmates already.

>>534275262
NO FUCKING WAY

>>534278961
Graves didn't start the fire.
It was always burning, since the the lockdown's been turning.
They didn't fight it, nor did they try to fight it

>>534278961
Andrew uses Fedora Linux?

>>534281081
I don't know what that is but Andrew would use a 2006 MacBook and write poetry at random cafes.

>>534168795
Burial is just going to be 8 hours of sex.

>>534281202
I'm not paying for this roof over your head just so you can buy a fucking MacBook!

>>534281363
...mom? It was like $100 on ebay.

>>534276509
>it is ok dear we can sell them for money

>want to buy TCOAAL on steam
>family share is on
>two of my friends and close family are on there
There's like a 25% chance any of them know what it is, but there's like a 70% chance that if they do, they will not act in a very based and sispilled manner.

>>534284539
No one will care

>>534278604
He wouldn't have needed to summon ??? in the first place if he had a shotgun. Blast the door, blast the glowniggers, he's out of there in fifteen minutes max.

>>534284750
They're all terminally online like me, caring about shit that nobody cares about is the motto of such phenotypes.

>>534284935
No dude, literally no one will care that you played this game. It's not like going up to your friends and saying "Hey, so I've been reading Mein Kampf lately and[...]"

>>534284539
>>534284935
You have to be at least 18 to post.

>>534285131
>"Hey, so I've been reading Mein Kampf lately and[...]"
I'm gonna try this the next time I talk to my friend group.

>>534285131
My friends wouldn't care.

>>534285131
>nooo don't read the autobiography of one of the most influential men in history
Kill yourself.

>>534285504
You can read it all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that playing Coffin does not elicit a comparable response.

>>534285635
The average zoomer probably doesn't know what that book is but he's heard of the heckin incest game.

>>534285504
>influential
idky this makes me giggle
it's like saying genghis khan raised birthrates across the east

>>534285712
And the authors of both are based and correct.

>>534284890
He wouldn't use an antigue to fire it at people, that would degrade bits value.

my brother and i admitted to both playing tcaal makes me wonder if he's been on the thread too

>>534284539
Why do we get a retarded post exactly like this once a month

>>534288543
It's actually kind of impressive how cyclical things are.

Why didn't Ashley give Julia a Colombian necktie?

>>534290026
Time is a flat circle.

>>534290220
Too busy running Mozambique drills on hussy cutouts.

>>534290649
If she keeps giving her chances she's just going to get killed herself and have Julia rip out her eye and other parts of her body to replace her own with. At least that's what happened in a doujin I read.

Damn, he can cook?

>>534291663
He is the woman of the house, after all

This type of bullying is a universal sibling experience

>>534265007
I agree because Burial seemingly will be the Ashley centric route. Though I thought she’d die in Decay and she didn’t so you never know.

>>534293012
>Though I thought she’d die in Decay and she didn’t
Nigga...

I wonder if we're currently under the impression Andrew is a fair bit worse than Ashley due to getting Decay first and it exposing him for who he is in his entirety, the good and the bad, and Burial will be similiar to Ashley.

>>534284539
Pussy

>>534291663
We all know Grandma Graves taught him. Renee refuses to feed the kids

>>534291663
Fucking ai slop.

>>534293302
They are equally terrible, Andrew is just better at hiding it - Decay shows his true colors.

>>534295563
Yeah but Burial may show new angles of how terrible Ashley can be as well.
I'm honestly looking forward to it if Nemlei makes Ashley genuenly despicable in Burial.

>>534299160
Very subtle sistitty grab, she doesn't even feel it

>>534288252
>tentacles

AAAAAAH ANDREW WE FUCKED UP THE SUMMONING!!

I dreamt about her again

>>534303531
Thinking about her helps me sleep