Thread 533845528

>Season 17 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5K_d1qgfQ

>Futures Past with Fred Tatasciore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kFSMbaufn8

>Freja Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIKLdhMtEd0

>OWCS - Stage 2 Viewers Guide
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204400/overwatch-champions-series-stage-2-viewers-guide/

>Latest patch notes
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/

>Comics, short stories and music
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/

>Schedule
Better Together - Quit being a friendless loser and group up to earn 3 lootboxes - July 29th - August 25th
OWCS World Cup Twitch Drops (4 lootboxes! Skins!) - July 31st - August 3rd
Junkrat's Loot Hunt - August 1st - August 3rd
Nerf collab - August 5th
Wuyang (Aqua) Hero Trial - August 14th
Competitive Drives (Progress in both competitive & stadium) - August 19th - 26th
Reaper & D.Va Mythics - Out now!

>Overwatch Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com

>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
devtrackers.gg/overwatch

>Overwatch Esports
liquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page

Previous thread: >>533589079

the kiriko brought you donuts

Mei's ass is my favourite character.

bad supports just means you are low rank

Angela Ogundimu

>>533845709
For me it's Junker Queen's abs

kys jose

lys jose

I need Moira to call me a n***** while pegging me then we cuddle and kiss afterwards

>>533846225
Akande...

the hog fears the antinade

the kiriko dance

average /owg/ duo

>>533846616
clitty-chan!! is your diaper on?? ^^ your prolapsed cute sissyanus will fall out :33 pozzdaddy will suckle it ^^

have juno players finally accepted the nerf?

>>533846616
Juno does NOT mog Mercy's breast size 0/10

>>533846962
Junosissies will never shut up about it, but it doesn't matter because they don't have the influence over Blizzard like the Mercy Mafia does

kissu

>>533846357
doom is corny as hell he wishes he were me

Total /owg/ love

schizo status?

>>533848918
screenshot your down syndrome folder

>>533848948
>>533848918
didn't take too long huh...... -22 seconds

>>533848427
the

BP level check?
Three (3) more levels for me before this shit is done.

>>533850672
i hit level 80 today

>>533850764
you got all the important bits then

Day 5 of testing the EOMM system
Played 2 games today, both good close ones, haven't had a single stomp in 5 days
Yup, I beat the system. Just play 2 or 3 good games and stop
Get a loss? Turn off the game immediately for one or two days.
It's that simple

>>533850672
level 102, I'm pretty checked out for the season. Will probably log on for the Wuyang trial and maybe grind out the easy half of the drive but might not bother. This season is rlly dragging desu

>>533853498
>>533848427
>>533849769
>>533849073
>>533848948
kill yourself jose

Next week he's gonna type "i played 1 game a day for a week and lost them all"

just post blacked instead, at least I can jerk off to that

>>533854253
Kiriko Khan has been the GOD of /owg/ since 2022 and it's high time you accepted that.

>>533854267
No, when I lose a game I only stop for one day. If I play the next day and I lose again then I stop for 2 days. And it builds on from there

>>533854253
Kiriko won, you lost

What powers does Jose have to make schizo this tilted for this many years?

anyone want to play?

>>533857183
no because you will just make fun of me

>>533857183
na or eu

>>533856194
Jose is secretly a janny

>>533857236
I promise I won't!

>>533857306
na

>>533857584
sorry man

>>533856194
no one getting tilted except nigcels tho

Learning to play D.Va, I guess.

Stadium sigmas: is the call AP?

>>533859910
On d.va? Yeah legendary loadout + double missile charge and you can burst down even low-hp tanks like nothing

It is so infuriating sometimes playing mercy in stadium. I just had a game where we lost and I had a full stack build prioritizing heals and movements bcz I had a rein who would not stop charging into the enemy team!! We finished 3-4 and I get in the chat “be better mercy like their mercy”… by the dps… I swear some people are blind or choose to be.. i had 15k heals in ONE round alone and I was damage boosting the dps and they still complain im the problem and not them… Im so annoyed and this is not the only time this happened!

They see the enemy mercy pull out her gun and get a kill or two and they think oh yeah let’s flame our mercy bcz she is the reason we lost… who has been keeping us alive the whole match!

I finished with 81k credits btw and healed even more than both the enemy support.

maybe don't play the throw character

>>533860098
I was going by what she could have possibly been doing to me on Moira, she just glanced at me and I disintegrated from full health, couldn't even bait out a focus and Fade it.
Thank.

>>533860860
>>533860319
>the throw character
You mean the free hero. I can't even play her correctly.

>>533861336
You're a 30 year old man why are you on Mercy

THE UNIVERSE IS SINGING FOR ME

Been getting a lot of people making fun of me for “buying a skin for a spectator” I don’t understand mercy hate.

>>533862975
mercy is objectively boring as hell to play and you deserve to be made fun of

>>533862975
They're just jealous their main doesn't get as many skins as Mercy does

aspen just skipped wwimf
never clicking on her stream again

>>533862975
Did you buy the putrid esports skin? Yeah it's awful, you deserve it.

waifu

>>533865404
Not sure what makes that skin any worse than other mercy skins.

Jose will kill himself

>>533865551
I wouldn't call it putrid, but it's not.. Anything. The elf ears are nice, but what is it suppose to be. Starcraft reference? I've never played Starcraft.

>>533865404
clottychan!! ^^ did you rim daddy today? your bowels are broken from too much daddy old man dick :33 but you can still use your sissytongue to rim the dirty hairy holes ^^

>>533866014
it's a decent concept but the execution is just so soulless

>>533866014
It looks like an AI generated Protss cosplay.

>>533866014
>>533866296
>>533867784
its a reference to some gay digimon thing called Angewomon

>>533853663
Playing when you're not tilted win you more games, yeah

>>533866014
Looks like a HotS skin or a Paladins character design

>>533866014
I have seen quite a few of these, though I suppose that's not really a surprise being a mercy skin.

lily lou is live on twitch

>>533869837
buy an ad whoever the fuck you are

boil Jose in excrement

>>533865237
no one cares you shitskin filth

>>533871240
What are those two ladies doing with dinner?

I finally reached gold then lost 5 matchs in a row, back to silver

>>533872480
If you reached gold then you can do it again and not lose.

>>533871089
??

>>533866014
what pisses me off is that half the mercy players I've seen lately have been wearing this. They literally don't give a fuck of blizz puts out complete trash they just swipe their credit card anyway.

>>533873303
It's my mums credit card

>>533869071
Me being tilted is why I get thrown into 4 stomps in a row huh
Why am I even replying, you always do this sthick of replying to people to rage bait them.

>>533872480
you're gold to me anon

wuyang soon

>>533877736
Feels good to be a Torbjorn main

>>533877736
>playing competitive

>>533877736
Climb to a rank where Sombra is no longer a crutch pick and she won't get banned.

>>533877736
What rank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s
good morning

>>533877736
>both doom and ball is banned
>by my own team

>>533882945
Why do you act like this is your discord.

>>533886148
Lenafag doesn't have any friends to send xer youtube shorts to.
Sad.

Stadium proves low rank players are more toxic

>>533882575
Ah yes the Venture/Sombra bell curve

>>533886376
That never needing proving, it was always self evident

>>533886148
and a bad morning to you

not your discord

>>533887615
need Lena wife

L3nafag? Xhe had a severe AGP (autogynephilia) flare up.

>>533887816
everybody wants a Lena wife but not everybody deserves a Lena wife

gm lenas, hanas, kirikos

>>533888791
:(

It's kinda crazy how you literally can't play monkey in lower ranks because people INSTANTLY switch to reaper bastion

Finally a decent drop for once still not swapping Deadlock for this

>>533896291
that skin was free if you played the winter wonderland 2023 event

>>533896291
The only correct skin choice is invisible man, since it gives a legitimate ingame advantage vs every other skin.

>>533897189
Well no shit captain Obvious

>>533896291
They still didn't fix the lazy eye on this skin?

Remember when Lucio used to say "Let's Drop the beat!"

>>533896291
>>533897826
He looks like he has whatever Val Kilmer had in Tombstone

>>533846225
we know , Gunface

Eating fried hammond with Illari..

>>533901534
Illari after finding the carcass of Hammond that was hit buy her Sun ultimate and perfectly roasted inside of his giant metal oven like mech

>>533902519
Cuteyko

>>533902121
we don't like this image

>>533887303
Well I’ve never been below plat so I don’t run into them often but stadium matchmaking is so wild you see them even if you’re in elite

Ana is broken in stadium, how tf I'm supposed to kill her as Genji?

>>533850672
Right now level 141. Even without premium unlock I'm impressed xp gain has been pretty generous thanks to good number of event challenges.

>Mystery Heroes play time counts for Hero usage
NOOOOOO my perfect, Venture-free profile...

>>533899985
Tracer, no! Don't eat ditched yogurt from the dumpster!

>>533903907
At least Venture is still forever stuck in Hero Level 1, right?

>>533850672
62

>>533903218
Fine. I’ll leave you this for the night.

>>533904220
that's better

>>533904147
Yes, the contamination was minimal.
At least now I know not to touch this mode, lest I end up getting some Symmetra play time too.

>man on the run power for soldier 76
>finally understand the synergy with weapon damage build
That's a lot of ammo stacked up.

> played with my bumhole
> lost

how to not explode the moment enemy team looks in your direction?

Lena

>>533910914
Love

>>533845528 (OP)
>stadiumbuilds.io/browse
take that malware out of the op

>tank forces rein
>gets shit on by hazard or ram
I don't know if this is a rein issue or a rein player issue.

>>533910497
play ball, motherfucker is immortal

>>533911409
not when I play him and they pick cassidy and hanzo

>>533911675
just pop your free shields and roll away

">stadiumbuilds.io/browse
take that malware out of the op"

I am literally Juno

>>533912571
No

>>533911232
based
>>533912285
based

>>533912571
Post ass

^ dis gay nigga wants to see man's ass

I love my wife Ashe

>>533913472
Ashe is my wife tho?

>>533910497
Hook into the roof, hold space.

>>533904191
You better hit 80 anon

>>533845528 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

>>533915691
You sure showed them.

>>533915469
hopefully, I did pay for the pass after all

>>533915691
we need 3rd list for junotroon

>champ 5 bastion player on my team
>gets fucked all round by a tracer/doom and goes double negative
>blames me for playing juno
its so fucking dumb they nerfed her while kiri is 100% pickrate

>>533917202
nah we like junoposter

>>533915691
nah we need one for lenasissy

how about a list for the genji guy

>>533917668
as irrelevant as the two reaper players from here
that's rough buddy..

>>533917202
>>533917653

>>533917547
>we
you and all your troon-ACK discord sissy friends?

>>533917881
sorry

i like marvel rivals, but a big advantage that overwatch has is you can just instantly exit a completed match and then queue for another. rather than waiting 20 seconds, then spamming escape and space bar like in rivals. underrated feature of overwatch.

>plat
>still get the random junkrat mei dps line
When does it stop?

>>533922929
plat is the rank with more players than any other, what the fuck did you expect?

>>533923081
people who can aim

>>533923149
that was very optimistic of you

>>533923149
my main is d1 and i made a new account solely to play mei and it's plat 1
I could just switch to my hitscan mains but I want to play mei
maybe climb if you want to see me on heroes that need more aim :)

thinking junk or mei are bad is unironically peak niggalow

>>533924059
Are they good in capable hands? Yes. Do capable players tend to play them? No.

>>533924258
and youre in the same rank as them while presumably playing better heroes LOL!

>>533924405
I am just passing through. I sure hope diamond will be different.

>>533923081
plat 5*
the majority of players are in gold 2 to plat 5

behold the hamster
behold the champion

>>533926283
get your heavy sack outta here

that's how it starts, give him a couple months and he'll start spamming videos of him fucking his hamster until the general gets banned

>>533926424
Frustration detected.

>>533926694
he looks really mad

Oh, you can get these from random boxes too

>>533927564
if you get the mercy one you are legally obliged to become a mercy main or make a new account

Who gets the weapon mythic next season?
>inb4 Kiriko

fucking done, I am officially a n00b in name too

>hmm, today I will play ranked for the first time since the start of last season
why is the game so desperate to put me back into a rank where I dont belong

>>533930830
Smurf protection. They would rather have boosted players in masters games than smurfs bullying gpld players.

>>533931253
does plat 2 really need smurf protection from someone who has never been above d4

>>533931794
Yes. Leave the plat Junos alone.

>>533932135
i literally just finished a game where i finished 3-9

>>533932191
oh and it was against a trio, two of which were endorsement 1 and the third was endorsement 2
but Im the one the smurf protection needs to work against XD

>>533932457
Now you are in smurf queue and get matched against other smurfs.

>>533932995
and people wonder why this game is dying?
enemy tank in a plat 3 - diamond 5 game btw
I know im not good but blizzard can at least let me play against people of my skill level
I genuinely get that more often in qp than in ranked

Lenalover locked in the Lena before I could

>>533928507
Yes, she will be throwing butt plugs instead of kunai.

This is like getting to have sex, but you’re the bottom.

Does a shittier skin even exist?

>>533934516
>Does a shittier skin even exist?
Lightning Tracer

>>533935158
Why is that british cutie getting maimed?

>>533935223
it's her 'hing

>>533935209
I lost to a Tracer wearing that skin.

Collab trailer. Leaks were right.

https://x.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1952401183265423633

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_q9JoVcImI
I still question the collab, but at least they got the spirit of it

>>533937085
>>533937194
The weapons are better than the skin.

>connection to blizzard servers drops for 10 seconds
>onl to blizzard servers, my internet is still fine everywhere else
>"lol sorry bud youre a leaver, take a time out"
fucking RETARDS

>>533937194
Rubbish. Who’s the target audience for this crap?

the kirikute

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/overwatch-2-dev-interview-nerf-collab-free-skin-2025/

The Tracer skin is free

>>533937194
Lena taking her new nerf guns to the playground

>>533937687
me sorry

>>533938306
wicked!!

>Bap actually getting things
Holy shit am i dreaming?

>>533939435
was a great time for me to dust off bap and start playing him

>>533938176
neat
>it clashes with her mythic
fuck

>>533939435
Shut the fuck up, he got like a dozen skins in three years.

>>533937194
where is the kiriko skin?

This exists btw but nah of course all their favorite DPS get the weapons and skins instead. I mean if course Tracer, Cassidy, and Soldier needed more cosmetics

>>533939435
and its fucking dogshit

Are there current or former Nerf enthusiasts in the general? How we feeling?

>>533940132
>I mean if course Tracer, Cassidy, and Soldier needed more cosmetics

>>533940132
>making paid cosmetics for a role nobody plays
that's stupid

>>533941363
global support nerfs soon

>>533941496
the game isn't THAT dead yet

>>533941496
Imagine an Overwatch with no burst or obnoxiously over tuned aoe healing, I'm literally pogging right now

Bapniggaz, we're eating good this collab.

>>533944724
>Bapniggaz
bapcoons or maybe simply bapoons

Divas

>>533934516
I've never seen this skin before and I think it's cool as hell
I'd actually start playing kiriko if I got this from a lootbox but instead I got the lame lifeguard skin instead

>tracer NERF weapon is free

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>533945316
Lenaguns a fweeee

>>533945316
THIS is a drill

The wife's boyfriend bought me this switch while they went to a concert!

am i the only one that think choosing a map on qp is retarded?

>>533945865
I wouldn't say retarded, but it is unnecessary.

>>533945865
Lots of players only play QP. Why would you deny them the ability to kingsrowmaxx?

>>533945865
it is retarded, yes

>>533945686
kek

>grind like a faggot retard to lvl 200
>lose all will to play
give the waterigga now so I get a new shiny toy to try out

>>533945865
Why? I like being able to pick

>>533946718
Cause it’s supposed to be quick. Easy in easy out.

>>533846225
I need her so bad

>>533946718
Since the addition of map voting I've been able to play aatlis four (4) times
I cannot learn the new map because people don't vote for it and despite what anecdotal evidence suggests, the roulette sparsely lands on low vote maps
now imagine if I was a new player and I also couldn't learn not only aatlis but also another 3-4 maps because they rarely get votes

>>533946145
The only ones that cry about reddit shit are nigger cattle.

>>533947510
It's called quick play because you don't play attack and defense and the final third round, only one. Voting takes like 30s max just put on one of those autism/adhd stim videos if it drives you that mad.

>>533945865
Considering qp is the unserious mode, kinda. But it's also the fun mode, and being able to tip the scales to the most fun maps makes sense

>>533949370
>But it's also the fun mode
Streamers like frogger and pge just fool around in comp. But I am supposed to treat it like a serious job. How is that fair?

>>533949545
Being a streamer is a serious job on its own

>>533949545
have you thought about only playing in a 3man and clip farming every game and perma banning anyone who questions you?

>>533949736
If you say it like that, it does sound tempting.

>>533945865
It wouldn't be so bad if people would just hit the ready button regardless if they want to vote or not to speed things up

>>533948262
I’m sorry

what should i use for a phone number making a new ow account?

>>533951367
why do you need to make a new ow account?

>>533951367
a phone number probably

I'm gonna have to stare at this for a whole ass month reminding me...

>>533952438
It's discriminatory.

>>533951367
Tried a few different apps. I wouldn't mind paying once but everything I've used so far wants a recurring subscription.

>>533952438
>>533952627
just queue arcade mode of your choosing and press "stay as a team" after every match

>>533952438
Just ask someone in QP to group up for the lootboxes. You can't be this autistic.

>>533952783
>You can't be this autistic.

>>533952783
A Mercy did that with me. Then left the group the second she was done. Didn't even say goodbye.

>>533952438
if you play qp you can spam invites while people vote for maps, there's at least one joining every other game. I got it done in 8 games solo q while leaving party every time

>>533951367
Could you ask a family member to use theirs, would that work?

>>533947914
my balls here

>>533952438
I just started pressing stay as team after QP every match and after 2 I got someone to bite and got this skin out of it. Pretty snazzy

>>533960009
formalena...

>junkrat and sym
>still cant break the enemy reins shield so we lose
actually fucking pathetic why do worthless retards queue up to play like this

>>533952438
This loser doesn't have friends or OW friends LMAO

>>533945725
Thought you were joking but I just saw the original post and shit, you might not be that far off

2 tank losses back to back because i forgot im not allowed to play for fun on this role and have to carry everyone otherwise its a walk

I hate bastion players. Useless fucks who demand more healing than the tank.

I'm a bastion player sometimes

>>533963010
It's even funnier when you realize they have a self healing perk but refuse to use it

Nerf collab if it was peak
>Freja
>Ramattra
>Hazard
>Sojourn
Why? Because they all need to be nerfed to shit!

>>533963236
I’m sometimes bastion

I pocket Bastion sometimes

/owg/ is my Bastion

>>533963654
Freja will always be a problem because her kit is designed around spam sniping
Rammatra needs an armor nerf in his tank form or something because he's nigh unkillable in many situations
Sojourn is the same as Freja. Dipshit DPS they designed to kill you from across the map in 1 second.

I think Hazard is in a good spot rn tho, not too bad at all

>>533963980
I wish I had an OW-playing gf/wife

>>533964196
we're all gonna make it anon.... we have to

i usually never leave matches even if its a one sided stomp, ill just swap to doom or ball and fuck around, but lately i just dont even hesitate to alt+f4 when i look at the scoreboard and the entire team is just pitiful. maybe deep down i hope ill get perma banned after long enough and ill finally be free of this mental drain on my life

>>533952438
nigger just invite your entire team to a group a bit before the match ends, then bail in the end of match screen after getting the group credit.

>>533964001
Armor is bugged on all characters because it's stacking with block limits and is giving something like 92% reduced incoming damage as long as armor is present during his block, and it should be capped at like 65%.

>>533964001
>Freja will always be a problem because her kit is designed around spam sniping
Remember when the devs said she is regarded as the most difficult character internally?

last legendary box for the season drum roll please

>>533968452
not the worst, could've been better

>>533853663
Day 6 of testing the EOMM system
Played 3 great games today, all fun and no BS on any of them.
I'm on an 8 game winning streak. And all of them were close games, not a single stomp! You guys seriously need to hop on this and cheat the system, I can't even remember the last time something like this happened!

>>533969003
Should also say thanks to finally being given skillful games I've been improving a lot the past few days too. I managed to keep my deaths under 2 for most of them (last game sadly 3 but I got jumpscares twice by a Bastion with his major explosives perk lol)
God I can't remember the last time I had fun in OW like this...

twitch drops have been broken forever, I've only got the kiri skin from the most recent ones after redeeming them all

Saw this at EVO. It was only right to get it after all of these months of seeing Sombra cat pics here.

>>533971826
cute

>>533971847
>how do you do fellow kids?

>>533971670
Went and double checked and I have everything.

>>533971847
He looks like he scalps Pokémon cards and funko pops

I love Tracer!

I love Tracer, she's so cool

>>533978071
i love futawatch

>>533975927
Maybe I don't wanna be in this general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxMZZGc4JA
you guys see this new widow tech?

>>533979215
Had to trouble check to see if I actually was on Youtube

>>533975927
This makes no sense, Tracer would just blink out of there
>They removed the Chrono machine
Then she would be flickering in and out of time

blinkity blinkity

>>533866014
Is this some Star Trek The Next Generation collab?

how do I achieve the flow state and link my mind with pharah? i accidentally did it once and had the best game of my life, but never again in 5 months
willing to do anything

>>533979215
The fact that something like this exists on there is crazy

>>533982681
DPS diff.

ninjas really load into the game and say "golly jee i'll play nothing but venture all day game" :crying: :wilted_rose:

>>533983512
Venture mains are as valid as any other.

Thussy mains..

>>533980262
>>533982789
porn on youtube is basically an entire subculture and I kinda like it. it can be really mundane but I guess its the taboo of it being on youtube
here's some of my favorites https://pastebin.com/iNxffksH
there's also a fuck ton of blacked content on youtube but I know you guys aren't into that so I didn't put any of those links in

>>533985749
>there's also a fuck ton of blacked content on youtube
I know that half the "chill phonk compilation #1488" videos have anime girls with blacked tattoos/clothes as background, you talking about those or actual porno?

>>533982681
How do I racemix with Fareeha and give Ana grandchildren?

>533985749
>t.
Not even going to dignify your post with a greentext.

>>533971847
can you equip the pistol separately?

>>533987209
porn, but it usually gets deleted after a few weeks
outside of the phonk stuff you mentioned you'll just find random amvs and stuff of fully clothed edits or MMD animations. there was some guy who used to upload previews of his outright hardcore koikatsu animations and it was hilarious
I dont really understand youtubes moderation algorithm where some things get deleted and others dont and its really funny lol
>>533988536
I was gonna add >inb4 downy quote to the end of the post but I wasnt sure if you were awake or not

does anyone actually and unironically say "cassidy" out loud?

>>533988536
I wonder if you believe anyone takes your faggot ass posts seriously when your mentally ill ass spent months spamming blacked porn 12 hours a day

cass one

cass diddy

>>533988802
Only streamers
Everyone else just says Mccree

>>533989995
Who?

>pick Torb
>Throw turret in a safe spot
>Primary fire in the enemy's general direction
>DING
>DING
>DING
>Repeat
>"minor perk unlocked"
>Give turret extra 25hp
>Repeat
>"major perk unlocked"
>throw Turret on a wall so it can see them but they can't see it
>repeat
>Someone tries to flank
>"MOLTEN COOOOOOREEE!!!"
>Overload
>Press alt fire in their direction
>DING
>VICTORY
it's so hard carrying this team on my back Torbbros....

>>533990127
What do you mean who? Every single paid streamer says Cassidy because they're being paid to
Flats, Aspen, KarQ, Yeatle, Jay, ShiftKid

>>533990317
>pick pharah
>nuke your nigger midget and your nigger turret
>win
it's so easy carrying this team on my back Pharahkings....

Ok here's an idea. Let's reduce Genji's shuriken velocity from 75 to say... 60. And then increase his ammo from 24 to 30.

>>533990579
>He thinks Pharah can do anything
Now THAT'S cute. I don't even need my turret to kill her
He'll most of the time I just ignore her, let someone else snipe her down instantly and be ult food for them!

>>533990424
Paid to what?

>>533990732
Keep his ammo at 30, there's no reason to ever nerf that
His mobility is what makes him dangerous, not his garbage ammo

>>533990735
tales from niggalow

I love hana

>>533990953
pharah is only good in niggalow thoughbeit

>>533991162
>t. cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller from torbjornlow

>>533991159
We know Hana

Sometimes I turn on Aspen's stream, put it on mute and just admire how cute she is and how it'd be to date her.

>>533993789
Shes cute sure but also an autistic gen z nightmare that acts 10 years younger than she is.

Annyeong! :3

>close games
>less than 3 deaths
I knew it was shitposting

>>533988698
Kill yourself, pedo
>>533989265
Weird how you keep bringing that shit up and trying to pin it on other people, got something you want to share?

>>534000496
ethered that demon

>>533996409
hi hana

>>534000496
nigga everyone knows you're the schizo that spammed kiriko blacked shit

>>534000617
turn on your monitor

>>534000617
Bodied that freak

>>534000608
Hiya :3

AHHHHH! SAVE ME CLTTYCHAN

I'm actually starting to get convinced I could climb like 10 full rank divisions if I started onetricking sym

I'm actually starting to get convinced I could climb like 10 rank divisions if my character didn't immediately turn the entire lobby against me

They need to make Winston ult easier to use

Our weapon galaxy effect sucks compared to Fortnite's. Our's just looks like a purple fog

>>534002872
You look like a purple fog

>beg for help for over 1 hour to finish the lootbox challenge
>someone finally helps
>we win 3 games in a row
feels good man

>>534002872
I've noticed that it gets a lot more vibrant on certain weapons with no rhyme or reason

I wish I still enjoyed OW for more than just the waifus

Why is Juno's ult take significantly more charge than the other supports ults?

>>534015339
It was nerfed multiple times because it was a free teamfight win in high level play

>>533940132
I promise you this: he will never get anything good, ever.

These OWCS skins are so fucking tacky. The colors are nice but they really overdid it with the logos and shit.

So does magic exist in-universe or nah?
I recall shit being explained in OW1 as "high tech", is this still the matter?
Like what is Kitsune? Hanzo's ult? How does Mercy res people?

>>534019045
magic always existed, see dragons

>>534019045
Depends on your definition of "magic". Technically yes, it's magic. But the more normie-satisfying explanation is that it's spiritual powers. Cho was a bitch and touched upon /x/ related things with zero intent to explain or flesh them out. He used the historical definition of magic, not the media definition. Magic grounded in actual real life reality is all done via the mind/inner self. Media magic is screaming latin phrases and shooting fireballs and lightning out of a wand. Real magic can "do" media magic, but media magic has no basis in fact or reality.

That's why the omnics can do shit like heal and float and transform way bigger than should be possible with their current body size + GAIN strength and defensive properties, etc. They're able to do it by mastering their minds. If Cho weren't such a flaky faggot, it's how we'd be able to introduce shit like aliens and different species without it needing to be an "ERM, ACKSHUALLY..." moment where the alien is just a human not born on earth, or the talking animals being genetic experiments gone awry. "Real" magic, not media magic, would allow them to show up. Really easily, too. Just be like, "Oh yeah, so Anubis was in the astral plane and we liked it's vibe so we decided to bring our corporeal forms to earth and chill." You literally just blame it on the astral, and bam. Aliens, talking animals, demons, angels, etc. can all show up. Gives you the ability to have an actual magic user rather than it being "hurr durr advanced nanotech!". Nah dude, have that fucker be able to offer up corpses of dead teammates and enemies as sacrifice to a god. Have them be able to cast actual fireballs, set up barriers, do psychic attacks, etc. because magic is the mind overcoming the limits of the flesh.

inb4 take your meds, etc. this is just common /x/ knowledge and there's no way to not make it sound super schizo in under 2k characters. Historical magic is a huge fucking rabbit hole.

these new collab weapons are p2w because they modify the firing sounds making it harder to distinguish which hero is shooting.

>>534019045
Hanzo, Kiriko, Zen are magic. Genji's sword is probably magic at least if not himself summoning the dragon spirit.

Mercy doesn't actually revive people in canon it's just a mechanic in the game, she probably can only just save someone on the brink of death. Like she couldn't revive someone who got blown up or shot in the head.

>>534021482
No, Mercy's rez uses the same tech as Tracer's chrono accelerator. She used Lena's accident to study whatever the fuck they want to call the time particles and incorporate it in to her nanotech, with the help of Winston, who also built the control device that tracer needs to wear/be around in close proximity to.

>>534021935
>Mercy's rez uses the same tech as Tracer's chrono accelerator.
Since when

i'm still waiting on someone talking about how p2w these new nerf weapons will be

>>534021445
Sounds are only player-side though, no?

>>534021991
Since always? There was some shitty comic or novel or something that showed tracer's test pilot accident and how mercy & winston were studying her as she kept getting displaced through time.

>>534023061
Link?

>>534022162
her tits are not that big

>>534023156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LPGldyY7M

>>534000763
Nova
Can't stop
Hyperstellar

Pharah-chan

>>534028419
Zip it, bitch.

>>534028465
Kiriko, internally, smugly smiled.
"I've never lost."

Mauga is so bad and ineffectual that it almost makes you think he's difficult

>>534028607
>starts problems for no reason
this is why no one likes you bitch

>>534029431
just ban ana my guy

>>534029431
Mercy talking shit again, listen to you speak.

>>534029712
Mauga players will still charge into the enemy team and think that their HAHA will allow them to facetank everything.

>>534030121
what can do team doesn't follow

>stomp a team with botlike behavior
>uphill battle
I was on a loss streak until now. Did they put in bot matches to make players feel better?

gm niggas

>>534035030
is that tracer?

>>534035092
no

>>534035092
that's widowmaker from the upcoming netflix original The Overwatch (2027)

do artists still make porn of tracer or is it all kiriko and juno now?

>>534037036
yes but I pay double the commission to have it removed from the internet because only I (Lena's husband) should see my wife naked

>>534037148
I saw your wife naked

>>534037446
you will unsee my naked wife or I'll have your eyes with an ice cream scoop

>>534037148
>>534037524
You literally have sex with men

>>534037148
>I pay double the commission
good goy-sissy

>>534035030
Christ. What a fucking casting mistake.

>>534037148
I see your wife getting a nigga dick from both sides on a daily basis

winton

I wanna kiss juno

>>534039513
why does she look like a dyke? my wife ain't no dyke

>>534039513
Lena!

>>534039906
Sorry, she's Lindholm property

>>534034118
storm rising was based

>>533947914
I need Moira to do this to my prostate...

>>534041164
gay

>>534042075
you just don't get it

>>534042971
it's a bit gay though anon you gotta admit

>>534044040
I need her to do awful things to me

>>534044167
That's based but why is it always something inserted into your ass?

>>534044943
because it probably hurts a lot I want her to hurt me

cheers luvs the deano is here

what is space?

>>534051428
Pressuring your opponents to help your damage dealers do perform their duties.

>>534051428
Excuse for one's poor performance. Ex.:
>I couldn't kill anyone because our tank wasn't making space.
>I am not feeding, I was making space.

just had a 27-0 match with mei, it felt dirty

just had a 0-27 match with ball, clean as a whistle

>>534052407
if I die while pulling 3 people's attention and leaving 2 of them at critical hp then yes I did in fact make space

just had a 13.5-13.5 match with mercy, didn't feel anything

>>534052768
if you die and lose it's 100% your fault

>>534051591
>help your damage dealers do perform their duties
How? I can't hold their guns for them.

>>534050472
go on lad

>>534052775
wtf is a 13.5-12.5 match

>>534055054
stadiumbabble

I legitimately forget stadium is a thing till someone posts it here.

>>534052654
I remember you asshole!

>>534055373
How did they manage to make Venture so unattractive?

I hate hog players

>>534055641
at least they are honest

>>534055616
I think she's attractive but because she's the designated NB character 99% of fan art of her is extra gross on purpose.

>>534055616
they let degenerates self insert

>>534056179
venture art is either super cute or super gross no inbetween

comp players: why do you play? there's nothing to be gained

>another 5-10 dps "shotcaller"
learn to contribute on your own before trying to manage others

>>534060259
my mercy main duo will be really impressed when I hit masters

lenalenalenalenalenalenalanalanalanalanalenalenalenalena!

>>534061079
you called

>>534061626
>barefoot
non-canon

>>534053503
If they are not pressured they can position and aim freely.

>>534061892
Are you saying it's my fault that my Ashe is 9-11?

>>534062532
It can be a contributing factor if they're under pressure because the tank isn't taking it off them.
You can definitely feel the difference between a tank that knows the role vs someone doing it for challenges.

>>534062982
>It can be a contributing factor if they're under pressure because the tank isn't taking it off them.
When is it on the DPS to swap because their pick isn't working and when is it on the tank to swap to help the DPS?

>>534065002
>When is it on the DPS to swap because their pick isn't working
Next match.
>and when is it on the tank to swap to help the DPS?
Five minutes before the DPS needs it.

>>534065347
>t. 0-50 soldier 76 "gg tank diff" permatyper

Pine didn't need any space when he dropped behind enemy team in Junkertown and killed 3 with Widow

>>534065556
Shut your yap!

>>534065556
Merry Christmas.

>>534061736
it should be

Your pharah could carry if she had a mercy pocket. But those selfish supports just want to dps themselves.

>>534056179
Why venture skin needs to be androgynus anyway? Does blizzard knows that people who call themself non binary can still have a preference on looking feminine or masculine. Now they're stuck on giving venture these ugly skin that cant have feminine trait (skirt, heels, etc) or masculine trait (hoodie, starter cap, etc). When they could just make both female and male skins.

>>534066267
I never pick Pharah if we have Mercy and if support switches to her then I switch off Pharah.

>>534066706
Thank you, pocketing Pharah is an awful experience

>play the tutorial
>first objective is chasing Tracer's orange butt

>>534067441
there is a tutorial?

>>534067441
>Objective: Follow the Lena

>>534067479
>Play>Training>Tutorial

>>534067479
Yes. Also, emote thanks to Athena while you're there.

Bet her pussy is mad tight, can almost feel the suffocating grip. How’s none of you sissies into this hot tomboy?

Que onda
https://files.catbox.moe/4gnm4k.jpg

>schizo's new trick of le waifufag catbox bait
well at least it isn't mauga prolapse this time

>he clicked
ngmi

I'm getting Nigjourn fatigue.

>>534070001
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>534069462
>isn't the mauga travesty
almost got me curious but no I will not be seeing what awaits behind schizos porn folder

kwab waifutranny just can't help xerself and just has to open every link because of xer porn addiction

>>534070001
for me it's Hanzo fatigue

>>534069302
Welp, my fault for clicking on that link.

>my tanks are feeding on respawn
I should start picking tank

>>534071975
those buffs were a fucking mistake

>>534074160
*Jumps in with Winston*
What buffs?

>>534074583
*lunges away and storm arrows u*
what now monkey man?

>>534074667
*Drops Bubble*
Huh?

>>534066302
Venture skins could be great with Venture dressing both fem and masc but they make these weird hodgepodges of both and Venture ends ups looking like a ADHD riddled mess
>>534055373
If Venture had a cannon Womb tattoo...

>>534074780
>both fem and masc
She is non-binary, she isn't allowed to wear any male or female clothing!

>>534074928
Boooo nigga, boooo!

>>534074928
You heard this retard Venture, strip nude.

>>534074928
That doesn't make any sense.

>Fixed an issue where text chat was displaying unintended colors.
Of course that gets patched immediately, but broken block tanks get to stay.

Bundle is 4500

Sometimes there's games where even though we won, my team was still shit and I have to give my endorsies to the enemy to balance out the karma

>cass gets nerf skin
>the fucking gun isn't an individual portion and is a part of the skin
lmfao

Updating, looking forward to idling processing Vulkan shaders

played one game, looks like assists count

>>534078223
damn, I just read the challenge

>>534076157
>n-strike
>backwards cap
>polarized oakleys
I told you guys it was gonna be a white boy summer

>>534078623
Be glad something is free, it generally hasn't been for most collabs.

>>534079247
Fair
Good for Tracerfags I guess.

>>534055375
I also get that retard in my games

>>534078623
It feels like it does less damage.

Buying a nerf skin for bap or mei
Which one is it anons?

>>534078637
it gets better

>>534079875
welp, bought the super soaker

>>534079875
It kinda bothers me that you give up the sticking icicles into things and it lingers with her M2

>>534080745
Good choice

anyone want to play?

>every single QP game is hanzo on the other team instakilling me before I even walk around the corner and finishing the game 30-0
>forced to sit in dead comp queue for 10 minutes just so I can ban him
such a fun game

so is ana bad in stadium or was this guys just on some bullshit

>>534082261
>Hanzo players being good
>not only consistently but literally always
...right

>>534080912
That's a shame. Nice effects on the weapon itself though.
>>534080975
Brings me back to childhood summers shooting and pissing all over with super soakers.

>>534082550
>>Hanzo players being good
uhh no? you literally just spam arrows and get free kills, there is no "being good" involved in playing hanzo

>>534082438
Both
Ana IS bad in Stadium, but she's not THAT bad. That guy was throwing.

First time I've ever seen this. Can't even spot anyone blatantly cheating in the replay.

>>534084526
Could be they didnt had them turned on fully but it was an older version that got autoflagged.

>>534084526
makes you wonder how many games you have played against a cheater and just never known about it. Wasn't there some statistic that says like 30 percent of high level gamers were cheating?

>>534084773
>Wasn't there some statistic that says like 30 percent of high level gamers were cheating?
The one that was clearly just making shit up and also claimed there were 0 cheaters in china?

Day 7 of testing the EOMM system
Another 2 wins! But I don't feel great about the first one. I was slacking and definitely got carried by my team. Gotta keep improving so I don't feel like I'm dragging others down
Second game was much better. We were losing at first but we started switching up our strategy and won.
Man that's 10 wins in a row. Still no stomps. I haven't had a week of OW this good since...ever?
I guess it's confirmed without a doubt, the game uses EOMM and tries to give you bad games so you'll keep playing. The key is to just stop playing when that happens. That's all. So simple.

>day 7
>they're watching me, listening to me
>i know they know

Shokran!

got placcy guns luvs

>>534085641
well, are they fun? can't play rn so gotta grind it a bit later

>>534085792
The have a nice rattle to them.

>>534085960
Based. I tried out soldiers, baps and meis.
They're alright but nothing too special, still bought the mei one.

>>534066302
It's funny right? Having the "non-binary" character be of somewhat ambiguous sex reenforces the fact that gender and sex are synonymous.

Mei's Super Soaker weapon looks nice with the Rainy Day skin.

>>534085960
>>534085641
I like them, worst part is the ugly bb-jpg on them

>>534087576
agreed they probably couldn't be bothered animating the balls and made it free so people wouldn't complain

>>534088129
wouldn't surprise me if it would cost too much gpu/cpu power to have them animate properly, even if it was just for the view model

dead game

>>534086473
Exactly, I combined them too.

>>534089739
>>534086473
what about honeydew?

>>534089757
I don't own honeydew (it's over for me)

>>534089880
can't you get that one for 1500 credits, I'm like certain that isn't a paid skin

>>534089990
If I can, nice but I don't have the credits rn

>>534090234
>greens don't match
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534090305
I was just thinking the jade coloring might work on the weapon too

>>534084928
Post history and replays

>>534090234
rainy day for comparison

>>534090234
>>534090429
>was not playing Overwatch during the BP that gave that emote
>most likely gone forever for me now
I HATE FOMO
I HATE FOMO
I HATE FOMO

>>534090429
yeah fits better with this one I think

>>534090429
>wears a raincoat for a super soaker fight
What a cheater.

>>534090234
>>534090429
cute thighs!

How long are support queues going to be when Wuxhang Timmy comes out

>>534093775
not any longer than they are now after a week because nobody wants to play that faggot outside of china

>>534093984
>>534093775
Trial queues are always stupid, but yeah if the leaks are right the mercy/moira shitters clogging up support won't touch him

Heh, Genji's Nerf weapons float for like a second when you use his mythic

>>534094194
Literally unplayable

>>534094194
I need concealing

I'm so tired of playing against tanks in this game man
It's so fucking depressing to unload literally everything I have as a dps into the enemy rein's shield and watch it not even crack
I really need to get over this shit and uninstall like every other dps player already did

seems like the only reason streamers still play this game is because blizzard pays them with the drops program

>>534095259
play 6v6

>>534095727
>wait in queue even longer and then lose because your team didn't pick two tanks
no thanks

>>534094116
>if the leaks are right the mercy/moira shitters clogging up support won't touch him
What do the leaks say?

>>534095259
I used to play fps with one of my buddies and this was his only complaint about overwatch. He's not the smartest person in our friend group.

>>534096260
You sound like a great friend

Is Junkrat considered a Rein counter because he can shoot over the shield?

>>534096387
I call him retarded every time we meet. It's all love.

>>534096115
might be fake I have no idea

>>534095259
Blink through him and shoot him in the back. But don't get 180 shattered.

>>534090401
I'm not posting my replays but I'll post the win screen when I get home I guess

>>534096761
Sounds like another Anti Dive support like Brig

>>534096761
>increases the amount of healing received by allies
great, more healing creep

>>534097138
healing is very weak right now and clearly needs buffs. they are also nerfing the dps passive next season, it's way too overpowered

>>534097138
I thought mercy players were already the healing creeps

>>534096761
Doesn't sound very aim intensive. The damage orb probably has a fat hitbox.

>>534080745
>welp, bought the super soaker

>>533938306
>>533940227
>>534079875
>>534078623
>>533945316
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

3 games in a row at pro 1 where the enemy team has a party on their team while i don't, and i have either a level 1 endorsement or default profile pic teammate

back to pro 2

please phil spencer just fire the remaining 99% of the people employed at blizzard. literally worthless wastes of human life.

>>534097553
We're talking about people that don't play juno because she takes too much effort to aim here anon

>almost 3 years sincew OW2 launched
>ana can STILL just turn off junker queens entire gimmick and ability that makes her a tank every now and then
>on top of that they gave junkrat the ability to also do it
>meanwhile hog gets retarded levels of damage reduction while healing to stop nade tho
i cant put into words how much these devs piss me the fuck off.

i'm reinstalling this game as it's my only source for social and competitive interaction

>enemy zarya is 1hp and out of position
>uses bubble
>the obvious play is to burst down the bubble and kill her
>lmao jk in the 0.5 it took to destroy the bubble ana threw nade at her and her HP is full again

I hate this game with a passion.

So what does the N stand for?

>>534101410
nerf

>>534101484
nerf THIS

>>534102220
*farts*

>>534102364
buff that

>>534102364
erm girls don't fart?

>>534103267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63y1-I799s

>>534103869
wow
my dreams have been shattered

nigga can someone please join the quick play role queue? can't find shit for 5 minutes

>>534104380
stop queueing for support only or jump into open queue 6v6

>>534104380
Play DPS sissy

>>534104472
Open queue 6v6 is just 5 supports

>>534104472
>>534104883
i queue for dps only, can't even play nice play pharah
icl ts pmo

fun skin

>>534105367
dogshit skin panned when the game launched because it was $15. it's only fun now because paco boxes can give it to you for free

>>534105704
well yeah

paypiggy meltie

At least I'm not a rat

why did we lose this?

reminder that chinese generic support man coming next season also apparently has an ability that increases healing received AND has knockback and an ult that does damage, stuns, and burst heals boy i cant wait for the meta to revolve around nothing but this retard and fucking ana because we have to once again spend 1 season pretending support isnt everything wrong with the game

reminder that chinese generic support man coming next season also apparently has an ability that increases healing received AND has knockback and an ult that does damage, stuns, and burst heals boy i cant wait for the meta to revolve around nothing but this retard and fucking ana because we have to once again spend 1 season pretending support isnt everything wrong with the game