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>>533437931Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>533861002 (OP)Did we even get a Team Sea OP? why was that skipped?
WOOMY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nightcore vs vaporwave vs phonk
Nightreign vs Vaporeon vs Honkytonk
butt
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>>533669649>He's like that child in a playground that gets excluded from a groupImagine taking pride in being a bully that excludes others.
>>533864164ill play if you don't mind me, i don't slom very often
>>533866689On wave 2
Will open after
>entire last thread deleted
>>533867645someone snitched
>>533867645Nothing new here just another thread deleted at random.
Fish
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GGs SH
Joe being annoying and pointing his boil in the worst positions. Fun fish rounds!
>>533871742Tell me about SH. Why does she wear the mask?
Splat 3 is back in Japan's top 20 best selling games again.
>>533871742The black one and the masked one used to play with the tinted shade one
>>533874148did it ever leave the top 30?
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I haven't played since 3rd kits first got added. how much did they shake up the meta?
>>533875671not a whole lot but it definitely did something
Can we get more third kits
I miss sprinkler ink brush
>>533875120gaijins don't get to play this game
>>533876101https://x.com/DiamCreeper24/status/1948928712801747306
https://x.com/DiamCreeper24/status/1948994599222997214
There's some evidence that there could be more content to come, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. Raiders' development is in full swing, after all.
>>533876101i think sheldon's picks are pretty guaranteed
just look at how many weapons that had sheldon's picks versions in 1/2 and are noticeably absent from 3:
>N-ZAP '83>Sploosh-o-Matic 7>Grim Range Blaster>CoroCoro Splat Roller>Soda Slosher>Heavy Splatling Remix>Permanent Inkbrush>Bamboozler 14 Mk III>Fresh Squiffer
>>533877556>already got both inkstorm and kraken 2-liners>already got noctis daps, main to be retired in 4>already got a burst blaster>>>corocoro>already got a (pseudo-) burst slosher>already got all of the ass kits on heavy>8-second cooler would still be outclassed by snipewriter>already got the perfect booz and nobody uses it>already got grenade+transformation special, main to be retired in 4
>>533879259i didn't know you came from the future anon
>>533879869look at sploosh and dapples' balancing and kit history, all the red flags point towards sploosh getting axed, and only being kept around now for the premise of "everyone is here"
and squiff simply peaked, it can't get any better than it is now while main power around it keeps creeping up and up
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>>533875671not a lot
but at least the kits are fun to try out
https://deltaprophecy.vercel.app
trust
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Ay! Instead of using it for whatever those last two were why not use it for some acrtual factual prophecies?
My phone screen capture app is so trash
>>533887667>>533886619OMG the phrophecy came true
>>533886317Eggstra work this week end
Imagine how handsome and mature Pearl's yeb dad is
I wish I were Pearl's mom
>>533888882Think Pearl will drop the OF link?
>>533891971>Pearl's OF>looks inside>It's all Marina pics whilePearl holds the camera and comes up with the captions
>>533891971https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1754291501452953.png
I want an anime about a woomy collecting rocks.
Veem4
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trash
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Stop making fun of lolcows you obsessed freaks
>>533868958It was meant to be dlc for the main story mode in Splatoon 2 but it was never released
when is end of season? i need to get to catalog 100
>>533910161why, don't you have all the rewards already?
>>533910161at the end of this month
lolcow
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Will you buy Raiders or S4 if it's key card only?
>>533922834no first party software will use this crap
>>533922834Maybe I'm just stupid but what's the point even of this card key shit? Is it JUST for people that want the physical box?
>>533922834First party games won't suffer this fate. But if it did the answer is hell no, going off what we have been shown so far.
>>533923440People that want to get the physical box and also be able to resell digital games.
It would be easier to swallow if they used 2230 nvme SSDs instead of nearly proprietary SD cards.
The fact that carts don't have saves and backups are a fucking mess doesn't help either.
>>533922834I think live service games like splatoon make more sense than others digitally. Version 1.0.0 on the cart is worthless and most of it ends up on internal anyways.
how full is the 256GB on your switch 2s already?
anyone wanna do some open at rotation or am i playing a different game
>>533934646What other game is there to play
>>533934646I can play for an hour-ish.
>>533934646>hammerheadI don't wanna feel suicidal today.
>>533934986i play games from the 199x years, and sometimes elden ring fortnite
why would I play splatoon when I can play mega man x4 for the 500th time
>>533935756one of them has woomy and the other one doesn't
>>533935756x4 was always too different from x1-3 and i loved those games so i never could get into 4 sadly
maybe i need to replay it
>>533936323Couldn't hurt to give it another try. I never felt it was that different to the point of friction, though the cut-scenes are certainly cheese-y.
If you want actually different, tough to recommend games though you could always try X6 or X7.
you wake up and see this wdyd
>>533940940probably punch or kick
>>533940940it's all in the mind.
>>533939727>X6 or X7I would sooner recommend sounding with a silly straw. These games are fucking atrocious
/ink/ - X, Legends and Battle Network General
>>533935756Based.
>>533939727>X6 or X7You can't just tell someone to play the lowest point of the series.
woomy feets out of crocs...
ink is stored in the balls
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>>533954523>>533955606crocs are shoes for niggers
>>533957760what a weird post
>>533958086I want my /ink/bros to look fashionable.
>>533958529Woomy doesn't care to be fashionable she put on the first shoes she saw at the door.
elf
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>>533940940Is there a name for freaky Asian woman with needle hands that wants to hurt me good
>>533963317not ai the mörmon kold and panic begged a twitter artist to draw them
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>>533965259and so is this
Where in the fuck is the Raiders news? I fucking hate when game companies drop insanely crazy announcements and then go dead fucking silent for half a year. At LEAST drip-feed some info if you're gonna announce it so fucking early, a screenshot every now and then goes a long way since we have NOTHING to speculate on.
i'm still waiting for them to drop the rest of s3 desu
>>533967136they dropped s3 a while ago
>>533966914enjoy the next 5ish months, that's about how long we had to wait for side order to get a proper trailer
>>533967136this isn't funny anymore, doomfag
>>533966914I will never forget the Fallout 4 announcement, everyone was expecting 4 years and they just said nah it's releasing in 4 months. This is how developers should market their games, stop this "here's a game, see you in half a decade!" bull shit, most of the people that would buy the game will die randomly between that time
>>533970167that's exactly what nintendo does most of the time though
>>533969861neither is this game
>>533961969What's her power level?
>>533970167I really should finish my Fallout 4 playthrough finally...
lol chara accidentally said reddit splatling instead of edit
>>533970167Fallout 4 probably needed those extra 4 years of development though
>>533973863Lol this loser watches chara
>>533975859dude is fun to watch because he's pure intuition and mechanical skill
"fuck the conventions and fuck the roles i'll gorilla frontline everything you can't stop me"
and it works because he is black enough to get away with playing like a gorilla
pansy white boy chara could never
Nintendo said no more calling black people monkeys
>>533977138gorillas are apes
>>533975859We watch Tiramisu desu~
>>533977251Apes are tailless monkeys
>>533977719ur a tailless monkey
what happened to all the /ink/ artists?
this thread will explode in 5 minutes
>>533978029they'll come back when raiders releases.
>>533978163>pussy fang doesn't match crotch area Learn human anatomy
>>533978029I'm busy playing video games.
>>533978530why didnt mikkle draw me i join all his rooms?
>>533978530Those spats are perfect.
>>533978912I'll get to you someday but I want to draw my ceph first
>>533978530LOL IS YOUR IRL NAME MELVIN WTF KIND OF NAME IS THAT
>>533979590>Melvin is a masculine name of Irish and Scottish origin. It is an Anglicized version of the Gaelic surname Ó Maoil Mhín, which means "gentle chieftain
melvin
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>>533979590we don't tolerate Melvin slander 'round these parts
>>533979590The fact you think its my real name mean you've been bamboozled! Dinklesmorfed! Tricked!
>>533978530i'm curious, what software do you use for drawing?
>>533980514Paint tool sai
>>533979806Out of all the "Melvins" you could have chose and you instead outed yourself as a normie loser
>>533980605Orion, Sadistic and Nono. The unholy trinity of /ink/'s worst narcissistic male cephs /ink/ers
All three of them are gone.
>>533980605First one was an annoying ocfag so everyone called him a cuckold to set him off.
>>533978029they're all women
Will /ink/ ever have a good yeb/weyy player that isn't a femcel or a faggot
>>533981142I like the emo yeb with dried flops who fishes.
Male character option should be removed in S3, nothing good came out of it.
Woomy player wish they were little girls in real life. Weirdos
>>533980773who's the holy trinity of /ink/ best players?
>>533982180Timmy, Rainy and Booyahboy
>>533981882Achtually I wish I was a cat taking naps in the summer grass and hunting fish.
>>533982180>begging for a name drop this hard
>>533981882I wish I looked like Tarzan
>>533981142you think anyone who isnt playing as a female ceph is a faggot.
>>533985874Or a femcel, or underage
>>533980773That's CHADistic to you
>>533986416Still waiting for you to make a caricature of me.
>>533986368He will be back for S4
>still obsessing over random /ink/ers who fucked off
its not enough to bully them out of my woomy safe space, we need to constantly obsess over them and never ignore post that bring it up.
>>533986590Ok Orion, you're still a cuck by the way
>>533986590I dug up blackmail on Sadistic just in case he ever decided to fuck with me again. I never ended up using it but I still have it if the opportunity ever presents itself
>>533986903What did he do? I wasn't around.
>>533986903yeah what did he do? what did orion do?
>>533986982Take n*no, make him a yebby, make him wear a dust mask, swap aerospray for Nozzlenose, still as insufferable and self-centred. Make him whine like a little bitch when he gets shat on during PBs.
Here you go
>>533986558God I hope so, I miss that little bastard like you wouldn't believe
Moids without autogynephilia are either gay or evil
>>533987990More like appetizers
>>533987780I can also fore one king
>>533989318this has to be a day 1 webm or something.
veemo
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>>533989651>kensa octobrush
>>533989723>>533989982day 1 for the player not necessarily the game. it could've also been an experiment since they never tried it before. it also looks like an /ink/ lobby spectator since there's no replay icon anywhere. theres many ways that it could possibly be explained other than player bad.
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>>533981260that one’s a femcel
why do you treat this 1 webm of sadistic like not a single one of you have done worse dumb shit that's been posted here before? nono used to make fun of so many of you daily posting webms of him clowning on your asses for doing retard shit like this
>neo sploosh on my team
home x a
worthless weapon for human trash
ggs fishers we're too epic for this shit
Too many yebs. This is woomy erasure.
GG's A, C, and E!
https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
>>533991049Go back to your gaycord
>>533989318Replace burst bombs with fizzy bomb and you get the other male ceph's gameplay
are we posting cringe webms of cringe /ink/ lolcows
>>533993524Shatdistic wouldn't have made it to top 500 even today
drama in /ink/ is so artificial nowadays
>>533991253I see more piss spray booyah spammers than triple shitstrike these days
The real drama was them announcing Raiders with a 1 long trailer and then staying silent for months with no other confirmation other than it needs age verification to play.
>/ink/ fellating themselves by calling other /ink/ers lolcows
>>533994828I'm so glad I live far away from nanny state laws
>>533994936All three of them ridiculized themselves on their own. They had it coming
>>533981691Best Melvin coming through!
>>533995375worst Melvin coming through
You fucked up you're a lolcow now me and 3 other guys on disability are going to dedicate our lives to making fun of you weirdly
>>533995662Shut up Delchavo
I know every /ink/er's posting pattern
>>533995723not me gng, sorry.
>>533996126Ok dipshit, who am I?
>>533997317Sweat doesn't smell
>>533997317Licking Lemonchan clean.
>>533997379Um actuaaly
1. its your nose that smells
2. its the bacteria
We've moved to Poolsclosed because of the name-drops here
>>533998904>implyingDEENS, G!!!, laphy, retro
>panic spamming clips like he's weyyo
>>533999720Least you got the kill.
>>533999720O.GHOW DID YOU DIE LIKE THAT UR A LOLOLOLCOW
No one likes weyyo, everyone likes woomy
There are some good weyyos
Who was the worst /ink/er of the splatoon 1 era
>>533986416tf did this nigga do to piss people off?
>>534002975Commission lolicorn of his woomy
>>534003049he started in splatoon 2
>>533993816he still seethes about this in hotdogs secret discord where an underage troon is getting groomed by people in the server like urchinincel and where rayzor told about how him and his whole family ate an entire year old moldy pie on purpose
>>534003181Gameplay archives of that pedo playing splatoon 1
>>533989318never gets old
>>534003130Sex with this thing
>>534003669You're getting old
>>534004032dont remind me
I'm so glad I grew up in the 90s and 2000s and not in the present day
>>534005135Didn't forget about you Nauice
>>534003367>didnt post proofaverage election tourist
trf until the miserable maps.
I hope marshmallows exist in the splatoon universe
>>534005897https://youtu.be/OlltPhGB-x4
Need to be spoonfed more?
>>534007163no him. That woomy doesnt have short hair. its not exactly hard to falseflag as someone on the wiiu
>>534007910yes someone specifically planned to samefag as some random inker that supposedly no one knows 9 fucking years ago on a channel that uploaded old splatoon 1 era /ink/ gameplay
you have it figured out anon
>>534007910The mexican accent didn't tip you off?
I bet people think I started with 2 probably even 3 honestly
>>534008205stranger things have happened.
>>534008219is there any proof hes mexican? thats just a random voice.
shut the fuck up pedantic retard
it's only okay when I obsess over rainy
If n*no played a veemo you'd obsess over him too?
Veemos are inferior to woomies
>play open
>team is totally beakon blind
>lose to enemy jumping behind team forever
>repeat every game
you should be able to ping stuff on the map and have it glow with thermal ink.
>>534013137teammates looking for beacons vs. opponents looking for beacons
You should not focus beakons if you can't even kill the enemy team.
>>534014005>wipe enemy team>my team moves forward>teammates literally standing in front of enemy beakons>get killed from behind>never learn from this experience
>still no splatoon spin-off that's third person shooter based
>>534010919he's too obsessed with himself
>>534019216Shes missing a finger or two
>>534026107woomy forma de aislop
How would you nerf beakons
>>534026523Its a waste of a sub if nerfed so removing would be better
>>534025069Four fingers is the ideal.
More is just unwieldy.
The living slumber, time for the dead cephs to reign
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>>534020281Self-love is a good thing
>>534051201happy birthday anon
>>534051201Woomy for your birthday
I spent my last 5 birthdays alone, not even my parents care
woomy
>>534051201Happy birthday anon
There is a woomy on your lawn
>>534050841self-love yourself elsewhere
>>534053147Self-love inside woomy
Why do you guys keep projecting your own insecurities on him and other similar players. You should be taking them as examples of what to strive for.
Do you think raiders will allow us to customize our weapons and loadout
>>534056117it will probably work like all previous hero modes
the skill tree from Alterna's is likely to return
>>534051201It's my birthday too, happy birthday anon. I swear this happened last year too but I can't remember who you are
>>534057081Happy birthday anon
>>533940940Huh? What? Does that mean I'm Frye? cool time for morning sexo with wife!!
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
Would you bIock me if I jpined the open room and wasn't good enough
>>533981142GreatTusks, frye fan, Gurkan before woomy, Ballin, Brostar, BooyahBoy, any yebwey but that frenchoid has been always chill.
>erm i mean faggot as in homosexual xddMoving goalposts.
>>534063439>Ballin>chillLOL
>>533982180>PVP: Nono or Snakehands >SR: dunno nobody plays sr here or is notably good at it>???
The faggot who keeps randomly going to bat for the frenchie needs to kill himself, I don't know why you didn't suck him off this hard when he was around
>>534064953kold why do you steal your little sister's nintendo switch and sexually harasses her about her height?
>>534064953>I don't know why you didn't suck him off this hard when he was aroundthey're the same guy.
>>534063439ff is a femcel
>>534065984Where are the grooms
Agent 4 will return in Raiders, as a feral woomy that has gone wild after being stranded for years
>>534063439>"not a faggot">*mentions faggots*
>>534060142frye (forma de frenis)
>>534067924I'm taking the photo
>>534068209Booyahboy is superstraight
ok fuck you
*ships your yebby to london*
>>534070280But I don't have a...
Oi do you habe a loicense for that splatana wiper
ok fuck you
*forces your veemo to use linux*
>>534070684>>534070684my yebby was arrested for saying salmonid immigrants are rapists
>>534071794Imagine the hot sex
Yebbies deserve takos
Another direct this week yay
according to the guy who leaked the indie direct this week there's a general direct next week
>>534074884>general direct/ink/ers getting namedropped for 20 minutes
>>534074884>three directs, three weeks in a rownow that's just ridiculous
>>534051386>>534051387>>534052715>>534062651Thank you <3
>Woomy for your birthdayBest gift ever!
>>534057081Happy birthday, birthday twin!
I don't remember saying it last year or before, so I'm not sure who it was... But three /ink/ers sharing a birthday would be pretty swell!
>>534075270>Your wildest fantasy is about to come true
>>534075697we had two general directs one after another earlier this year
>>534072281This is why Marie recruits woomies instead of yebbs the couple of yebs she picked up didn't fare well and are now house yebs for takos
>yuta is being posted on /smbg/
which one of you fags was it
>>534080157If it’s the daisy image it wasn’t me.
https://x.com/ikisitini123/status/1952467470339719494
I want to play Raiders already. The campaign is my favorite part of every Splatoon since I'm absolutely dogshit at competitive multiplayer that isn't on mouse and keyboard.
>>534077661Imagine being the sole king of an army of hot babes and not fucking any
Is -Ganondorf- Octavio gay?
>>534081401Has to be otherwise he would never be a threat just to busy fucking his tako army daily to care about anything besides sex eat sex sleep sex repeat
demon king? secret stone?
silly is just code for mentally retarded or mentally ill
ex: my woomy is so silly she ate a whole shopping cart
>>534086374But aren't woomies cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>534085557>octoling hairpinThis woomy destroyed the pelvis of hundreds of weyyos
S3 is the TOTK of splatoon
>>534087815what a retarded comparison
>>534087815Its more like the overwatch 2 of splatoon
>>534081301I just want to know what raiders is about
>>534088618If you must know then I'll spoil it
Sex lots and lots of woom/veem sex even sex minigames with "toys" you need to collect parts for across the island
>>534089741How long until the splatoon becomes public domain?
>>534089956>Nintendo>public domain
I find emberzshot to be rather shallow and pedantic.
>>534063439You guys are weird deliberately leaving out /ink/ers in these namedrops while namedropping /ink/ers who only touch the game whenever a pb is on.
Just how many stinky woomies did Marie take on a date to that place???
remember to drink water, anon
>>534064361>nobody plays sr hereThere's rooms like every day and BB is the slommer with the best attitude. Playing with him is always a joy.
>sir please stop skipping rainmaker checkpoints
>>534064028What's wrong with ballin? He helped me get gold trophies in open
>>534094202He helped N*no too so what
Forgiveness is optional. You may choose to disengage and heal without forgiving, focusing on your own growth instead.
>>534093923i can go for a king, if you're still looking. feeling bored enough
Weyyo has ascended beyond the st/ink/y thread
>>534097057closed the thread, if you dont mind can you give me 10 minutes
Woomy thread will die and be forgotten weyyo will shine like a thousand suns
Slom lobby up
1/4
>>534097631
GeeGees! very close on the king
How are Octarians stealing woomies from yebs?
>>534102068>>534102232GGs, nice Zuna!
Could go for another if you're still up
>>534103508i miss biskitposting
>>534103287yeah i could go for another. king came kinda fast
chat should I work on a commission, clean my house, or neither and play squid game
>>534104505If woomy commission then yes work
If not woomy commission then play squid game
>>534105896not woomy commission but need to finish it before I can make more woomy art
hey y im just gonna refresh the freelancers im not backing out
>>534106467It leads to woomy art, yes get to work
ggs y
rough matches but at least we got to the king wave
>>534107627fwar purgatory tomorrow brother
>>534109518GGs!
>4 bronze >5 silverStranger things have happened
>>534105846>>534105896>>534108303should I link the result here if you care or are humans too degenerate for /ink/
>>534112496if it isn't splat-related then don't post it here.
>>534112496>humanssir this is a blue board.
>>534112496Your art is ugly Sketch.
>>534112592>>534112596>>534112950In my defense the finished piece does have a splatoon character in it but the focal point is the human
>>534113260pic related
>>534113749Fix your Stewie Griffin head shapes.
>>534113749Show the class.
>>534113749and yet you still replied to it, giving them exactly what they wanted
>>534114004She can't help her attention seeking behavior.
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>>534114289plot twist, I'm actually ftm and you've been correct the whole time
>>534113749Very well then show your work
Why is it always artists who make posts like threads are their personal blogs? This is a general for video games, if you want to shill your art do it in the discord servers or on twitter/reddit
I LIED
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>>534113992>>534115251Haven't started yet, but of course, since the thread is insisting, I'll post a WIP when it's ready. The character is lil' Judd btw
>>534114004>>534114115>>534115307I will be 100% honest and say you can bully and shitpost and rant about me all you want but at the end of the day I fucking love not holding back when I post because it makes my day to see how many anons are obsessed over the mere mention of my name. If you want me to actually go away then just report and ignore like a non-retard.
Sketch-tran son or Kidsgamera son
Can they put music that isn't complete horseshit when they stream?
>sketch gives actually good advice
>schizos for once in their life shut up
How does she do it
>shitposter
:(
>shitposter, artist
:O
>>534117061>draw human>shop harmony's head on it
>>534117586tale as old as time
>>534115681Not a single post you replied to bullied, shit posted or ranted about you. They were statements of fact, nothing more and nothing less. No emotion, just blunt remarks. No one is obsessed but you, having just proven it by claiming that you do this for attention and will continue to do so at elevated levels of insanity. We're just pointing out that attention seeking isn't an attractive trait in any capacity, it's not welcome anywhere on 4chan and people who do it are legitimately better suited to places like Twitter and Reddit were it is welcomed. What you're doing isn't against the rules, not a single person has said this yet your deranged mind that's fixated on ghost punching has warped you into thinking otherwise
All you're doing is further proving how unlikable you truly are for wanting this thread about video games to be about you instead, it's unbelievable naive and narcissistic behavior. I suggest you don't shit up the thread, like you're saying you will, and instead focus on video games
>>534117061the fact that this guy draws frye nearly every day and still can't make her skin not look like wet plastic is insane
>>534116931>admits they blog post for attention>people stop replyingWOW
>>534117758newfag detected. Sketch has been at this since splat 1 and has had the same mindset since. Stop feeding her.
>>534117758I know exactly who posted this.
This is why we need n*no back, he would break schizoposting chains by posting reeffslider clips
Fizzy bomb, reefslider, fizzy bomb
We blogposting? Deadmau5 skin, buy or pass?
>>534120623That guy still exists?
I got a switch 2. Haven't tried squid game yet. Redownloading everything on my switch 1 took forever. Probably gonna play scarlet next. Not sure if I have to download anything to improve those games or if its already downloaded.
>>534120768Unless I'm missing something the squid game thing is just a reload map.
>>534120894I mostly mean scarlet and violet. I think squid game has better fps now? Again, haven't tried it. No real reason to, honestly. No motivation to play. Finally have good internet to where competing should be (and has been) much easier but another solo grind probably isn't a good idea. Pretty much always miss the PBs or salmon rooms too.
>>534121128Oh splatoon, squidgame is on the game I mentioned earlier. Deadmau5 skin kinda mid desu.
If you liked salmon run id give it a try given the game can handle more mobs now.
I'm charging my tablet. Maybe I will draw woomy.
>>534120623if anything, get the traversal emote
>>534121818Honestly kinda dig it. Hate how bruno mars didn't get any classics as emotes.
Don't reef without your shades on!
how many controllers have you broken over this game bros
i'm on #3
>>534122679None cause I'm not babby.
>>534122679I'm not mentally retarded, so none.
PUT YO REEF SLIDER TO THE MOON
>>534122679my dog destroyed my OG Wii U Gamepad a while back. Chewed out the left stick completely.
>>534121521>chargingLike one of those thousand dollar screen tablets?
>>534122679>breaking $80 controllerswhat are you, rich?
>>534122679I broke 3 trying to replace the sticks
>>534122679None but I kicked my tv and broke it. I was getting a new one anyway.
>>534122882those are pre-tariff prices :)
>>534123087so much winning id say were in the fwar queue
161cm is a lot to take in
>>534122858No it's a samsung tab. I bought one with a pressure sensitive pen that feels great for drawing. Having DnD character sheets as PDFs instead of more paper waste is also neat.
>>534122679Me personally none but I know a friend that literally cut up his cartridge and then went and got another a few months later
>>534122679i don't have the money to baby-rage.
Woomy Woomy Woomy Woomy woomy woomy WOOMY
WooooomY
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Slide with Woomy
>>534122748>>534122751>>534123776I could literally buy your house or whatever third world poverty housing you reside in.
woomy growing out her floppers
woomy tripping on her floppers because they're so long
>>534123915Can you buy me some fortnite skins if I throw it back?
>>534124003woomy punching her floppers in anger
woomy crying because that hurt
>>534123915All that money but you still can't commission art of your woomy,
>>534124105woomy goes to a hair salon
jellyfish barber fucks up woomy's flopcut
>>534124121Only pedophiles get their cephs drawn.
frye
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Frye loves the slida
>>534124465My yebby just said he's a trucel
>>534124312post your ceph so I know not to draw them
Chum Bucket = Big Bubbler
Plankton = Jr/roller/decavitator/squiffer/Hydra
I'm having a Panic attack
>>534124565He can be fixed.
>>534124565you might as well chop your dick off
>>534125253Watch my ceph fix him and there's nothing you can do.
Ay ay woomy, let's slide the seas!
>>534125323All 12 inches GONE
>>534118172I know exactly who posted this.
Which is exactly why the accused never said anything about me being wrong, you/they know I'm right
>>534125435namedrop them already
woah, be careful about the thread speed, you're gonna trigger the gachafag
>>534125340I don't think so
>>534125826Iimagine geometry halos in Blue Archive but as headgear in splatoon.
>>534125886Open a fsh room and watch.
I'm fat I'm black and I play Salmon Run
>>534132843Also known as yebbies
>>534132936also what makes them good
>>534126301Halo headgear
Angel vest with wings
Slippers
>>534132774How about you do it, you keep asking
>>534122679Also three. Joycons are better anyways. I don't feel a temptation to throw them at all for some reason. I feel like a controller makes you tense up more?
If youre over 18 and still breaking stuff like a child you need anger management and therapy.
>>534138451>the photoshop line was blurred outlol
>>534138451why is everyone obsessed over this picture, I don't get it
>>534138642but that's clearly IRL
>>534134657it filled up with piya and friend. maybe tomorrow.
>>534057081>>534051201https://litter.catbox.moe/gxt31m80jln42jej.flac
>>534137229Welcome to 4chan
Why were pictures of reefslider posted so much earlier?
>>534068205Agent 4 just quit the squad and went AWOL, they're probably just sitting in their room ghosting everyone and I don't blame them for it.
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I miss my tinted shades
I can’t use them yet
>>534143712He is no longer here
You are free, express yourself
>>534143825I don't grind salmon run enough to fix them
>>534143712I will comisison yuta to draw you when money is right
>>534143908Please don’t
:(
>>534143908>yutadon't you have anything better to waste money on
>>534143712>spamming fizzy bombs>wearing tinted shadesWhy that trend
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If her body matches her hair color, shes asking you to fuck her.
>>534146460That's a middle schooler you piece of garbage pedophile
>>534146460she's got cooties, ew
>>534141331Thank you music anon, that's very sweet!
This bridge used to mean something
>>534154347>under construction and lots of fun>construction is complete and can serve its function but now its not funa metaphor for the series
>>534154684They just forgot what made it fun and gave us the most boring stage of all time.
>>534154684still mad, it was my favorite stage from 1
>>534163935hammerhead was unique
a lot of splat1 maps were unique
splat3 maps are gentrified and all feel the same, largely linear stages optimized to funnel people into team fights
they did learn some lessons from old maps, death chokes like on arowana and old flounder were largely eliminated, but everything else got too streamlined in the process
Splatoon music with lyrics
>>534173541That's just the fan lyric videos. Some are good, some are cringe inducing
>>534138451>Callie at Nintendo to give her splat 4 pitch>It was all fries & silly time
>>534146460did greenzip get released from prison already?
>>534141331>Two different inklingsI play as veemo but thanks for doing this my man, very kind of you
im not sure guys but i think i heard that b! used cheats.
>>534174405>Grey fingers & toesI see boss Marie has been sniffing her underlings in the summer heat.
sorry, had to do something and now im banned 10 minutes ggs
didn't play in months, is the game still alive?
>>534177772It wooms so it lives its just kind of in lazy mode now.
>>534177772Your filthy tight algerian troon ass wouldn't know
>>534178898did the weed make you horny again ballin?
>>534177772kinda dead
father ngmi blessed us with third kits and none of them ended up mattering lol
he also managed to cuck both jet and aero out of burst/kraken and gave it to priveleged splattershot instead so fuck him
>>534177772Fuck off to your bf nono on discord.
>>534179527>gave it to priveleged splattershotholy shit i love ngmi?
>>534179527jet's the nigger weapon supreme, it deserves nothing after splatoon 2
>>534173702Yes that’s exactly what I’m referring to
plap
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>>534179159nta but im always horny
>>534181790Traditional woomy
>>534182817ggs exhibitionist faggot
still waiting for emberz eliter
>>534187141You never wanted playmates, what you really wanted were playthings. Collecting /ink/ers in your friendlist like tokens and attempting to ruin their reputation if they dare leave it. We are not your toys.
We're done with your games.
>>534187141online "friends" are a meme, stop being socially stunted and talk to real people for once
>>534187591YOU BELONG TO ME
Sz is the best mode but there should be more two zone maps in the game.
>>534190054All maps should be or else it's too easy to cap with reefslider and strikes.
>>534190509This are always so cute
>ywn have the time to make all accessories they use for these images.
Big brain clam blitz play
ttps://x.com/2nqrnyo/status/1953002761618112710
>>534190561that's a separate problem, they should just remove slider and strikes
>>534198432he could have just killed the entire team...
>>534198432>Why is it that even when I push for ``Come on'' like this it doesn't get through to them!!!!!! We could have won!!!Why are jap players this fucking dumb? The other team didn't even notice he could have got a wipeout and oh I don't know won. Instead of hiding in the ink like a wuss
>>534198432And people say FLAR isn't real.
>>534199548>>534205659He's still right. You have a legal obligation to jump to a teammate if he's hiding under the goal.
>>534206947Entire enemy team is at the goal
>superjump to goal>No just no
>>534206947>Hmm the power clam carrier isn't moving anymore>that means they're jumping>turn 540 degrees>see landing marker>splat two players at onceInstead of being passive, he could've have contributed to the team instead of waiting for a play to happen.
>>534206947you have an obligation to
>jump to the teammate, preferrably with a ball>squidbag him furiously for being a fucking moron>jump away to the backline or a beakon so he never fucking attempts it ever again>dunk it normally while you watch the idiot die
this is why no one plays open with you
Can you guys not gang up on me?
>>534208364Go back to your d*scord
Saber isn't a lesbi she craves for the big octo D
getting pizza what do you want on it
>>534210320>Saber isn't a lesbi because HE is a cuck who likes to watch
>>534210752A dick steaming cock in the middle
>>534215524I said at rotation. 15 mins.
>>534215572sorry i'm new.
2hags
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>people in the comments of chara's new video are openly, unironically calling for dynamo to be reverted to how it was in splat1
those naive young'ins...
>captcha 2HAGS
and don't bring squid sisters back either, please, thanks ngmi
>>534216554We don't call rollerfags "people" here.
>>534216554I still don't know if the deflection mechanic of the dynamo is a real thing.
>Switch to splat dualies
>Nothing but straight wins
Having an instant reposition button is fucking broken. I can outplay anyone, sneak up on anyone from a million miled away, and kill instantly. What the fuck is supposed to be the downside?
>>534217467"""""High skill cap""""" (aka neutral jumping before rolling).
>>534216554Chara is a retard who gets other retards to parrot his personal opinions as facts.0
>>534217467the downside is that you're not playing gloogas
(they are better in every way)
>>534219135we got forced into rando queue as soon you two dc'd, w3 rn
>>534219591np we're waiting
Every time you post a raiders pic nintendo delays the game by a week.
i just realized that the raiders subtitle uses the same color as salmon run.
>>534220689Holy shit
What if raiders is reverse salmon run?
>>534221618what if I rape you?
I wish to be raped but you can't rape the willing. I will never be raped
>>534223385me on the left
>>534220689Its the reason im hesitant about the game.
>>534223538mating press the 2 woomys on the right, splatting the 2 on the left
>>534224528>woomysBlind ahh anon.
>>534224156Why? Its a SP game its set in the Pacific North West Salmon make sense for enemies or it could be another common fish from those waters
>>534224528>woomiesHAH YOU'RE GAY
>>534224994you will never be a man
It's funny to think the splatoon equivalent of traps hide their eyebrows instead of bulge.
>>534225806Trannies dont exist in the Splatoon world
>>534226074nobody mentioned trannies?
>>534225806also the length of their spats. woomies get to have shorter spats than yebbies.
>>534226074Explain yourself
>>534225806I'm sure in the next game all eyebrow styles will be available to all sexes making it even harder to discern.
>>534228613Yes yeb/weyy will be removed and only woom/veem will be in and only woom/veem eyebrows will be available to pick
Brown woomies heal the soul
>>534229474Poop woomies browning
No such thing as a "good yebweyy"
And here's why that's a good thing
No such thing as a "good man"
Hard times create strong yebbys. Strong yebbys create good times. Good times create bad yebbys. And, bad yebbys create hard times"
>>534229474Nah they need to remove those tones from the game
>>534231397gayest post itt which is impressive
>>534231397Most racist post itt
>>534231682>oh noo wont somebody think of the squid pixels!
>>534231397>oh noo won't somebody remove the squid pixels!
Splatoon has it right. No such thing as good men
Society would be so much better with just women
kimo2
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>>534232772no rainy, tanned woomies aren't brown. a tan woomy however..
>>534229474brown woomys are made for plapping
>>534229474Left: marry, start a family, take care of
Right: pump and dump
>>534233221left is infertile
>>534232982is this ai or did the artist just forget the eye mask?
hey how come they haven't had a patch to remove splatanas yet
>>534234471because Nogami doesn't cater to C rankers
Can the next thread be baker from c side
>>533861002 (OP)OP is a fag and will use some lame art for the next thread
We need a new less gay bread maker
I don't care i was just giving a suggestion
>>534236789You're in /ink/, the gays here are the ones who are unaccepted in any other community, the bar is already so low
>>534237187Where's the "yummy"
>>534236789>wanting ai coomer slop
Weyyos with any haircut beside tentalocks deserve to be cherished
>>534125826>gachafagschizo narrative. i wish death to gachaniggers - they are the cancer of /vg/ and i want their tranny "games" to be outlawed. 4stats and catalog watching tells me everything i need to know about these cesspits and how /ink/ can sink to similar levels.
this is true yummy, all those meal tickets just for this badge
>>534239369all weyyos deserve scorn
>>534239678>Fat veemo got the gold marigold badge. Shouldn't she have gotten this day one? This is fat veemo we're talking about
>>534243201thats not baker
>>534243482you dont have to, its fine.
>>534243383We hit page 10 before new bread so who cares
cside
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