Thread 533916931

FRESH IS BEING COOKED!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH

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>>533916931 (OP)
turtle won
epoch lost

>>533916931 (OP)
There's an orc baby in there you just know...

i've lost hope

gurubashy fresh and fashy

So I just came back home, is it over or what?

POCHIE MONDAY POCHIE MONDAY

hey! where's her asshole? Wtf

IS THAT AN AREOLA IN THE OP PICTURE? AIEEEEEEEEE! ADVERTISER-SAMA GET DOWN!!!

>>533917057
The server is crashing even worse than launch day, now it crashes within 2 minutes at 2000

Thirty copper to run across the zone and talk to somebody? Fiiiiiine.

>>533917010
no I'm in there

>>533916931 (OP)
>pregnancy fetish
Ummm mods?

Level 15 status?

>>533917117
why do you get out of lying on the internet

>>533917117
it's so over, no more tests today?

>>533917160
don't be jealous, trannie

>>533917161
KILL

is sneedpoch up yet?

It's going to be funny when everyone votes for no wipe, because why would you, and the entire thread explodes, 80% of the people here are banned on their cord and can't vote.

realistically the people that are already 15 are the ones who are going to be in it for the long haul so you shouldn't really upset them and lose your dedicated player base chasing after people who will quit soon anyway

>>533917117
so THIS is the power of Debra plus Ian. whoa...

I will only accept a wipe if they restrict voting to registered accounts only. if they just open it up to the discord im renting a botnet and ddosing

There should be a private server with AI cinematic porn with whitemane

>>533917243
if i could look like a night elf i'd go trans aswell problem is i know that will never happen.

Sorry, but I'm wiping. Haha I just am.

>>533917037
t-this doesn't mean w-wipe

I can't decide which class or race to play...

MoP won

>>533917293
Anybody that would quit if the server didn't wipe aren't going to stay around anyways. They'll leave when a new "fresh" experience comes out. Maybe they'll hit 60 this time!!!!

>>533917260
>>533917293
I pray to God that it may be so. What happened to not comparing yourself to others and be happy for other people? No wipe is what Jesus would do.

when's someone making a wotlk+ server with all the raids scaled to endgame?

free game simple as

I'll see you fellas later during the real real rerelaunch after the two wipes, 69 beta tests, server merge and 10 DNS changes.

No use arguing with your fellow poochies given that it's a done deal atp and Furbolg just leaked the war room plans.

I only believe replies that contain wow porn discussion, anything else is either an Indian or a bot.

>>533917548
truth nuke
incels will seethe at this but she is right

>>533917569
kiero

Despite having a lvl 15 on gurubussy im fine with wiping AS LONG AS they also wipe the names so we can have a PROPER name reservation instead of the circus that was copy pasting characters from kezan

POCHIE MONDAY

>>533917548
That was my attitude last Wednesday, but the way they've handled the updates and discord communication has actually made me angry

Is it over for the day already?

>>533917548
>You could talk about competence if this project was pay to play.
What? How does that make sense? Because they aren't charging anything means that they are given a complete free pass on everything? Why?

are they done for the day? I just got up...

>Thanks all this has been helpful
So, was the test successful or not? Is it done? Are you putting on those finishing touches now? Are we getting that poll?

>>533917716
find out in 12 hours

>>533917664
Thanks this has all been helpful

>>533917584
t. Mudasir

>he rolled on gurubashi to have a smaller queue
>ended up not being able to play at all while us kezanchads have 50% server uptime
come home, thirdie

>>533917548
watch as this guy completely turns heel and goes feral after the devs do something he doesn't like

>>533917548
I hate this argument so much becasue it makes them free for any criticism which they really do deserve. the website isn't updated at all, people cannot register, change their password, they have no forums they've muted the discord.
there's no avenue to discuss any of this shit but /vg/ and reddit.
they had 3 years or something.
no password change option after 3 years?

>>533917716
That's all of the updates for the next 24 hours, we need the vibes to recharge

>>533917759
>12
Lmao he thinks that wasn't the daily update. Try 36hours.

Midna...

what happened to the epoch reddit? just a few days ago they were calling to hang anyone who downvoted in discord, but now it looks like they’ve gone completely off the rails

>>533917806
>to have a smaller queue
are you retarded

has this been helpful chat?

>>533916997
Even if true. The majority would rather not play WoW than to play troontle. No one likes your server shenna troon. And you know why? Cus youre all a bunch of power tripping faggots.

>>533917889
do you blame them? even the most docile cattle can only take so much abuse

starting to feel like it might genuinely be over

This has been helpful, but no update on vibes. Is it over?

Apologize. NOW.

>>533917806
I don't think a single person rolled on Guru "to have a smaller queue". People just want a PvP server. Crazy, I know.

>>533918001
if you didn't feel like that day one when kaytotes went to sleep and they said they couldn't run the servers when he was sleeping you're dumb

>>533917891
Day of launch Kezan had 8k queue while Gurubash had something like 1500.

You have been cultivating your Pandaren harem, right? Right?

Interesting. The turtlefags are also no-wipers for some reason. . . You'd think they'd want more server drama. . .

>If this test is successful, our last step is putting the finishing touches on everything else we need to do to bring the realms up permanently.
Do you think whatever happened today was succesful? Be honest

>>533918139
my farm has gone into ruin every female Pindarian on my payroll has taken maternity because of me I'm going to lose the farm

>>533916931 (OP)
By the light...

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

>>533918191
Fuck no. I'd say they are about 2 months out from being able to have actual permanent servers up

>>533918064
take your stale slop out of my sight trannie

>>533918191
anon, todays testing was a fucking disaster, they've introduced more problems than they solved

This has been a glorious shitshow. To think I even considered taking a week off over this clusterfuck.

If the re-relaunch fails this server and these devs will forever go down as the lolcows of the scene.

>turn on server with some queue shit just to see if its working
>crashes
>turn it on again with the new dynamic queue implemented
>lags to shit and crashes
>its just a proxy problem lol
>turns it on again and crashes
>hmm okay maybe we turn the proxy off
>crashes
>thanks this has been helpful
It sounds like we might not be as close as it seemed like going into today...

Okay guys here's the plan on how we get to play epoch after:
>pretend to be an e-girl on discord to get close to totes
>steal all the custom code and give it to a team that knows how to host shit

anyone else camping near the crash gobbo?

>>533918270
Thanks, that was helpful

>>533918106
kezan had 9k queue and gurubashi had 7k queue, but thats not what i meant, nobody is rolling on gurubashi just to have a smaller queue stop being retarded

This was helpful

I really don't feel like playing any other game. This wait is killing me

I got what i wanted, I can sleep. This was very helpful.

>>533917260
>votes for no wipe, because why would you
there's more to life than accumulating wealth and prestige like a good golem
I'd rather be broke and with my bros than ahead and alone (materialistically speaking). yes, even if it means ""voting against my interests"" and making Mr. Goldstein mad

back to killing floor 1 i go. DOSH!

>>533918248
Proxy was the problem, but how exactly does it work on a wow server? Is it important?

>>533917584
>>533917010
good morning sirs

I'm glad to be helpful. I love being helpful. Being helpful is filtering out the tourists

How are the vibes bros?

does project epoch have a radio station feature? no? guess I am going back to turtle wow

Everything... is going according to plan...

So that's it for today?
They just went silent after the last server crash?

>>533918592

Pristine

Let them cook.

so why aren't they testing it with 10 threads?

PandaBVLLS won so fucking hard

>>533918537
>Is it important?
when no one can reset their passwords for their accounts you fucking bet its important
im not logging into that shit until they get the proxy up and running and would advise others to do the same but retards wont care

Reminder they had the option to let people play with a limit while figuring things out.

Instead they listened to the tryhard who wished to get world first.

>>533918578
You are promoted. You are on 24/7 call to respond to the whims of the dev at any moment. This is a great responsibility, so please do not go anywerhe or sleep just in case we need you.

>>533918712
wrong pic, kek

Gooning to nelves getting fucked by dogs to this news

>>533918819
2cm wrist faggot

server crashed at 1.5k players?
launch it.

>>533918697
I fucking hate uk food

I feel like dusting off old home server to get a quick fix

>>533918819
Our MOTHERFUCKING Dawnservant would have already gotten the servers running, btw.

>>533918742
Total Pandaryan victory

poochie... i'm so sorry.. i cant do this anymore...

>>533918909
I masturbate multiple times every day, my wrists are very strong

>>533918870
isolate queue loop to its own core or two and the rest for world itself

>>533918970
Wuk-chan my knees... they're bending on their own....

Is it over?

>>533918819
wipe
turtle
private server
ff14
non-mmo
vidya

>>533919093
he needs to sleep

>>533919071
Saar what prompt in chatgpt for that???

We love our testers here, don't we folks?

>thread has slowed to a crawl since the last round of up and down crashes

It's over...

>>533919093
it's over
so it can begin again tomorrow

>>533919097
/xivg/ is down the hall and to the right

first message I get after I log in
why

>>533919093
yes, the wagies are waging war in their office battalions
hold the line til' they return or abandon hope

When Kaytotes needed him the most, ulmetrs wasn't there for him..

>>533919093
No server can test forever my son.

I miss the jiggies...

Do I need hacks and fixes for this server like superwow or whatever?

Another ulmeters classic to add to the list

So this is it for today? We can take a break till midnight at least then

>>533919182
this is the xivg retirement home get with the times old man

I'm so tired bros, so very tired. Just going to close my eyes... for a little bit

>>533919191
tranny obsession is a disease

>>533919149
pedo

>>533919151
are you fucking retarded on purpose or were you dropped on your head as a baby

have you ever seen anything more soulful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLC-L3V16zQ

>>533919258
No, it runs on a decent client. But the server needs to be online, which is an issue for now.

>>533919258
yes
https://github.com/someweirdhuman/awesome_wotlk

>>533919258
It doesn't work its still in development

>>533919274
wouldn't that make you the old man???

>>533919305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmndxoF74qQ

>>533919258
You need a Linux PC to run this server properly, Windows users are reporting crashes

>>533919275
Rest well anon.....we shall be awoken by a discord notification from Kaytotes. About how good the vibes are

Another week of this you think?

Ulmetrs was a crogg alt
He implemented a backdoor into the servers which allows both him and shenna do whatever they want
All your passwords are stored in plaintext so I hope you didnt reuse passwords like a retard
Shenna is trying to pressure kaytotes into letting xer "take charge of operations" behind the scenes
They won't stop fucking with the server using their backdoor until he gives up
Yet another new server brought down by the pserver mafia

Vibebros, how is it looking?

>>533919556
2 more weeks

>>533919556
the server MIGHT be stable in september at this pace

They're learning how to make changes and develop the ol' Trinity. These things take time, come back September 14th.
t. knower

That test entirely killed the hype, didnt it

>>533919556
i have no faith in an august release

>>533919901
it really hangs in the balance now

>>533919556
Reminder of what I said earlier.

If they're still experiencing custom content crashes it's going to take months for it to be reliable. As people spread out and find new content they will stumble onto innumerable custom server crashes.

>>533919556
if they cap the server at 2.9 and make multiple servers.
otherwise no.

>>533919901
The previous to today tests were pretty good, like 4k people without lag or anything. I don't know what the fuck happened today.

>>533919952
But that was all beta tested previously...

This launched caused me to break up with my girlfriend because I chose to stare at a login screen over replying to her message asking to hang out

I'm literally here to laugh at all of you cries about a failed private mmo launch

>>533920054
did you make the right choice?

>>533919556
Think month at the very least.

At least I can finish Wuchang in peace and then maybe roll on Ambershire instead. These devs are amateurs, either shut it down completely or do a relaunch, don't string your autistic playerbase along like this.

>>533917372
The fact you would even consider becoming a tranny is kinda sus faggot-kun

rofl

how the FUCK do I extinguish fire off myself in Project Zomboid when I cant sprint cause of a wound?
I refuse to read the wiki or use mods or look at a guide. Im playing on hardest settings blindly, aka A Really C.D.A. Day challenge where you start naked and with a glass shard in the groin and the house is on fire. Figuring the game out as I go

I haven't survived past a few hours, but am getting better at consistently staying alive longer and finding shelter + clothes.
I'm using this to train for Gurubashi pvp, the zombies are all nelf rogues

>>533920159
what's sus about it, I told you straight up if transitioning actually worked I'd do it.

>>533920186
100% real no fake population

ZAMN

>>533920027
yeah, we had best run two days ago or so when it run on their home pc or something XD

How did they fuck up so bad? What was all that beta testing and months of "monthly updates" for? Are they all just amateurs with no background in game/server stuff?

BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS

>>533920314
>testing is done for now
You don't fucking say

>>533920314
ugh fuck this im going to get drunk and high and pass out for the next 12 hours - maybe the servers will be playable by then

>>533920314
that literally means "come back in 17 hours, we might have some news, maybe"

>>533920314
good moaning

https://files.catbox.moe/empbvv.mp4

They should add openers/rotations like this to Epoch. It's so boring to spam 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

yawn, git gud gayboys

>>533920314
Yeah I think everyone kinda figured that out already

>>533920276
He's just like me fr fr

>>533920405
1 cm faggot

>>533920230
So you want to be a woman and be dominated by a man?

>>533920230
it works tho

>>533920405
Spell effects in FF14 look so fucking dumb

Remember when you thought the server was going to be fixed soon, now your brown ass has been sitting in your white plastic chair refreshing your i2500k for 9 days straight

>>533920405
bro? your lionheart combo?

>>533920314
What's wrong with these people mentally? they have really weird update time keeping. sometimes it feels like they give no information then it feels like they give needless information or information far too late.
or did the mod expect kaytotes to say it and was surprised to find out he went to sleep.

>>533920569
it's not nice to talk to yourself that way

WOAH

>>533920663
How about you go back to that website

>>533920569
Awfully specific anon.

>>533920619
green names are just jannies, they probably can't say anything unless the devs tell them to

>>533920519
Become a night elf, also it's funny you mention that the majority of people who transition maintain their original preference.
Either way this shit is way too off topic get back to shitting on the server.
>>533920545
Anon I...

HOLY SHIT

>>533920230
me too sis, me too

>>533920663
>>533920814
wtf I love kaytotes now

>level 22 on bronzebeard from free link
>still literally level 1 on epoop
Yeah, I'm thinking It's fucking over

>>533920663
>>533920814
chuds should just leave coding to the big girls next time

>>533920784
So you want to be a woman whos a lesbian.
Typical deluded tranny mentality.
Youre already axe wounded in your brain

Apparently he used to be pretty chuddy

i wish i could play a female tauren in the alliance

>>533920929
delusional would be thinking you could actually become a night elf, i know cant.

>chud server
>it's a flop
better start taking estrogen if you want to save your server bud

Reminder that all epoch players are transgender pedophiles, as evidenced by the constant and consistent porn spam in these threads. Porn addiction always leads to pedophilia and/or becoming a tranny.

>>533921028
He plays Mercy in Overwatch, he already is

>server ran by hot trans girl with a fat gock
>10k concurrent players with new freshie soon
>Chud server ran by a honkey
>Crashes and burns on launch, in a worse state after 8 days of fixing
I think it's time for chuds to apologize to Torta

Come on warmane, even devs are cute anime girls

>>533921005
You know fully well this has nothing to do with being a night elf and you wanting to have a cunt. Stop deflecting

>>533921068
porn addiction website, retard

>>533921068
There are no Epoch players

Chuddies really can't run a pserver, huh

What even happened, I went to sleep last night. Was it that bad?

>>533921108
that's a lot of projection lil bro it's always been about night elfs. I don't know what you got going on buddy.

>>533920747
I'm actually the head moderator of r/projectepoch and I'll have you know that I can get you cancelled. Maybe next time you'll watch your mouth before you talk to a head mod like that- kapishche!

after this new kaytones development I am no longer planning on leaving for turtle

and will willingly be a free beta tester for epoch

>>533921068
Our president is a pedo so it's okay now

>>533921178
m... mein vallkraft... koff...

Turtle won so hard lmao.
Sorry not sorry.

Turtle won.

Really wish I could have backread the previous thread

>>533917129
god please be hung please be hung
also catbox plz

Why is WoW such a magnet for mentally ill retards? And every single split from the OG general just gets worse and worse people. MMOs make gachatards look stable in comparison

>>533921272
Trans people are born their biological gender. Identifying otherwise is "gender appropriation".

>>533921212
But why not a night elf male?>>533917372
As evidences by this post you said you would go trans. Why not just say id become a night elf? Lets be real. You get tranny fantasies.
Stop your porn consumption anon.

>>533921104
Is sapphire still around? Holy fuck I hated her a lot.

>>533921346
Lucky you
https://catbox.moe/c/z545d8
https://catbox.moe/c/2kv7b3

In the wake of recent developments on Kaytotes' character, I am now ride-or-die for Project Epoop.

>>533921378
Yea I could be a night elf male to I guess I never really gave it much thought.

>>533921367
Go back to your gacha threads lil piggy

ngl my respect for kaytotes just went up. he graduated from the cringe chud behavior.

>>533921108
he wants to be a night elf, acknowledges he can't, doesn't call himself any pronouns or anything, are you medically retarded? did you never look at dinosaurs or planes when you were a kid and wished you could be one, knowing you couldn't?

>>533921378
he just wishes to be a cute fem nelf anon, stop breaking his dreams

>>533921452
he grew up, though

>>533921463
ESLs aren't born with imaginations and can't get that concept

I love playing submissive nelf girls that suck horde cock and fuck animals
If that makes me a troon I do t care

>retarded
>trans people don't exist
>muh pronouns
chud heaven was real all along

>>533920226
you can't essentially you need to quickly grab everything in the house that's useful and run, finding a place to get rid of the glass in your cock and then cleaning/ bandaging it before you get bit

>everything is up
So it's playable now finally? I'm inside my wage cage so I can't play

UPDATE YOUR CLIENT

>>533921574
lol no, some work on internal and then nappy time

Can anyone who got on for the testing tell me how it went?

>>533921463
He already proved you wrong. >>533921434
Also his other comments were definitely talking about him being the opposite gender where he even said he would retain his sexual preference i.e. lesbian.

>>533921574
pepe is laughing

Can't wait to spam the living shit out of /v/ with APOLOGIZE threads once Kaytotes goes real nigga mode

>>533921640
Worse than launch
They made negative progress
Its fucking over

>>533916931 (OP)
>deleted

You know this shit is going to be crashing nonstop for months because they didn’t actually test any of the custom stuff, right?

>>533921631
updated thanks king

>>533921673
i'd rather he announce he's transitioned and then fix the server than act like a chud and be shit at his job

So it's the new progressive Kaytotes a facade to save face or did he actually change his views and stopped being chuddy?

>>533921721
OP forgot that /vg/ is for edging not gooning

>>533921652
Hold on buddy all I said is I didn't give it much thought, mostly becasue it wont happen
>where he even said he would retain his sexual preference i.e. lesbian.
qoute where i was ever refering to myself, lil bro you're just going on on threads now not even shit that happened.

>>533921781
The new lead dev for this server is a tranny. What do you think?

>>533921673
what happens when he goes real nigga mode?

>>533921781
A traitor is a traitor

>>533921731
I swear some of you are genuinely fucking retarded

>>533921639
Apparently bongstans have more siestas than spics

>>533921781
He matured.

>>533921781
Those posts are from 3 years ago when he was 17, everyone had an edge teenager phase before growing up

i know why it crashed!! BARON RIVENDARE is still spawned under the map somewhere and every time someone logs into the game his scripted event runs and crashes the server. Only when that player gives up or moves far enough away the server doesn't crash. Copy paste this so ADMINS see it

>>533921887
Yeah. Anyone who thinks this server will ever be stable are pretty retarded.

>>533921847
Oh you don't want to know
https://files.catbox.moe/0fn2j0.webm

>>533921847
He gets doxxed and harassed into hiding and then epoch disappears

>>533921846
i wonder what he thinks about kaytones old posts

>>533921781
I used to be way worse than that 4 years ago and now I'm too woke for this site, so I believe it.

>>533921697
I refuse to believe that

here's how we're going to make poch work:
>accounts cost 25 bucks now
>either you have so little players that a 2k player cap doesn't matter
>or you have so many players and therefore a bunch of money to hire competent devs to run your servers

>>533922046
Worse how? What changed?

https://litter.catbox.moe/txjyp8mk2gaqm13q.webm
Kaytotes final form
CONTENT WARNING BTW

>>533922165
Well tough cause its true.
At least on launch you could get to 15.

3rd relaunch is the charm
See you next weeks poochies

>>533922203
He transitioned and became addicted to ‘p.

>>533922219
average eastern euro poster

>>533921567
thanks anon! sounds like Im on the right track then
pic from my last death lul

i wish they would just stop lying

>>533922251
Just 2 more weeks(times 10)

>>533922203
Unironic nazi, my entire personality was racism, tranny suicide memes, all that shit. Genuinely grim.
I still hate jews though.

>>533921781
If kaytotes is a fucking bong and is watching the walls of his country closing around him, he must have moved on from any chud convictions as a survival mechanism.

>>533922430
I don't get it you sound based? I mean wouldn't get on at all but why change at all?

>>533917687
because they aren't charging anything

>>533922430
Let me guess, you want to groom those poor, poor Palestinians and da joos won’t let you, troon?

the national socialist german workers' party is still active? what year is it

>>533922361
shouldve hired the programmer socker instead of the chudlet

>>533922514
You will understand someday hopefully

Took a big survey from my Loch Modan elite quest group consisting of me and 2 other guys:

People don't want fresh turtle or epoch, they want to stay on turtle unless "80% of players leave or something"

how dat wipe be hittin on August 8th

>>533922637
Probably not if you aint willing to tell me anon. I never hated the troons to begin with i just think the memes are funny.

>>533922718
>we want the worst of both worlds
it's time for you and that group to d8

>>533922718
>play mmo as a singleplayer game
>"i will quit if other people do"
all those people obsessively following player number data and sowing panic are insane

>>533920814
>>533920663
should post these over on /r/wowservers to get epoch cancelled

>>533922750
It's just not the time and place for that, it's too offtopic and it would be a long conversation. But I wish you the best of luck.

>>533922878
no game needs playercount more than an mmo.

>>533922903
I feel you big cheese. Same to you.

>Still looking into the growing latency, this is not a game server issue but instead a proxy issue
HOW CAN CHUDS BLATANTLY LIE SO EASILY
TOTAL CHUD EXTERMINATION

Why did OSRS wonned and Epoch failed?

>wake up
>lurk /epog/
>play epog for 20 minutes
>lurk /epog/
>sleep
This is my life now. I'll an hero if it's not stable by aug 20th.

>Turtle launches a fresh
>You still can't group with Hardcore players
>Quest items still aren't shared
I like pain every now and then, but not that much

sorry shenna
i'll go to ambershire on release

>>533923017
OSRS wonned
Bronzebeard wonned
Durdle wonned, by the 17th

>>533923017
OSRS wonned because blizzard neglects the classic community.
epcoh failed becasue kaytotes didn't want to share his code, oh god I don't know why. maybe he didn't want a clone CN server of epoch, maybe he plans to turn it into a business like turtle or ascension.

Vibe status? They didn't mention anything so probably not exceedingly good I suppose?

>>533922961
vanilla servers were completely fine with a playercount as low as 300 people on one faction
people were losing their minds on private servers if their faction player count went below 8k because at the peak it was 20k

>>533923128
brah...he looking ghoulish, did the get BUCCED?

why won't they announce their shit server is far from ready and just announce it'll take awhile to make it playable
enough with the misterious hmmm yes this was been helpful glorified beta test

>>533923189
I think reality is finally setting in for them that they can't fix the server

>>533923189
Vibes are on life support

>>533923232
fast food is his life essence and fast food is getting worse
it's a dire state of affairs

>>533922542
They do a fine enough job of that as is without anon's help/
Remember the televised humiliation ritual "Jazz Jennings"? Guess who and guess whom.

>>533923189
>hype up their supposed gigabrain hotfixes are about to work miracles for the last 3 days
>launch servers
>it's exactly the same as it was a week ago, minus no one has been playing for a week
>take servers back down
>"ty for the data"
>close servers
Vibe status: Cooked

>>533923236
>why won't they kill the hype
it's a mystery. a Mystery of Azeroth, if you will.

And you will.

I came here to laugh at you because i was told this general was an asylum.
But now i just feel sad for all of you.

why don't they just hire pro devs who can fix their shit? they would probably get donations for it if they were transparent. are they too proud?

>>533923263
looks like they really put all their eggs in the ulmetrs basket and now that they finally merged it and tried it out it turned out to be a clusterfvck

>>533923367
oh yeah the hype hasn't been dead

>>533923236
Because they have a dilemma. They know they need way more time, but they also need thousands of real players for testing. If they don't keep edging the autists they'll lose their free beta testers.

>>533920230
Me aswell bro I also wish I was a night elf.

>>533923113
If they disable HC on Ambershire I might actually consider the notion of checking it out

>>533923334
Didn't feel the same, felt like 10 times worse

>>533923412
they refuse to open source enough of the content for people to run their core locally. i would have given it a stab honestly but im not developing when i cant even test it locally

>>533923128
he race-switched to Undead...

>>533923412
>vibe coding
>free
>going on fiverr and hiring bangladeshi rice farmer to fix your shit
>$100-$500
It's out of the budget

>>533923458
>but they also need thousands of real players for testing.
How long before players realize they're just free beta testers and their only reward will be a partially working server because they're just not going to be able to fix everything in under a month.

>>533923412
who do you think ulmetrs is

>everything kind of comfy right before the switch over
>they switch to Debian
>server shits itself
Why

>>533923334
>Cooked
I'd say we are beyond Roasted desu

War room status?

Remember the week before launch when everything looked so promising?

>>533923895
Panicing

>>533921413
that's nice but i meant ones that have the gen data

>>533923907
Remember the beta tests earlier this year? And the stress tests? How did it go so wrong?

>>533923895
WW2, soviets closing in, huddling inside the bunker with a Walther ppk

why is dis bitch so clingy, fucking zoomer attention span

>>533923719
Because Linux is very actively being ruined by big tech agitators masquerading as open source advocates.

>>533923964
Fine. Here is all my commissioned, paid-for artwork of my OC.

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bea_mythros

>epoch is a complete failure
>lead is outed as an r/thedonald retard
Like pottery.....13 days, Ambershirebros......

>>533924026
The stress test was crashing as well and only lasted an hour but people coped about how it'd be ready for launch

>>533924058
>disorder locked
>emjous locked to one preapprved ego stroker
>walls closing in
>cooked staus: reached
Epoop

>All the troons and leftoids are fleeing Epoch in mass exodus because a dev is normal and has normal people opinions
WE WON

>>533923719
linux is bad now, since microsoft.

>>533924197
Yeah they're leaving just like the tourists

>Wake up
>All the testing is already over
Did I miss much?

>>533924260
I look like this and I play on epoch

Gearing up for a september release, what do you think?

>>533924058
How the fuck are these devs so bad at communicating? Is it that hard to give a timeframe when the server will be up for testing?

>>533923907
ahh, the good ol' days

>>533924197
>inb sub 500 server without the looney troons

uwwaaaa

>>533924197
there still too much people

Turtle won! yay yay

>>533919556
Their wording sounds like they're getting impatient and are just gonna send it as is this week. And probably make a third server they later regret.

>>533924197
Nah kaytotes is normal now and he's pro-trans

>>533924297
I'm thinking early October. Maybe late September if we're lucky.

>>533924106
We don’t want more trannys in our new comfy server. Please stay here you sick degenerate freak

>>533924378
Always bet on Turtle.

>>533924479
>4 hunters 1 shaman
this group clears easily

>>533924280
hello fellow NA bro

>>533924590
me on the left

>>533924197
honestly private servers are such a melting pot of people that i doubt anyone cares
you can have the most racist chud macroing "/yell nigger" to sinister strike raiding with the most safe space uwu tranny in the world around here

>>533924657
>you can have the most racist chud macroing "/yell nigger" to sinister strike raiding with the most safe space uwu tranny in the world around here
and they are LOVERS

>>533924479
what kind of video games do the Sentinalese people play?
or do you think they've independently invented/discovered things like Rock,Paper, Scissor yet? (Rock, Bible, Arrowhead more like) or Board games?
they can make loops from fiber..maybe skip rope?

>>533924197
And then I woke up. They were still there.

Him being "normal" is precisely the issue. He's an easily influenced low IQ normalfag. And he's a literal child(male brain doesn't fully develop until 25)

>>533919952
>Our goal with this final test is for the realm to be up for a few hours without experiencing any crashes related to our core changes or queue. We may experience crashes from some of our new custom content, but we're okay with those as they are easily fixable.

>>533924950
god thats hot

Bros they didnt update us on the vibes...

VIBE CHECK

how many people have more than 2 characters with samename? database must be absolutely fucked lmao

>>533922901
if he should be cancelled for something, it's for playing overwatch 2

>>533925094
kek

>>533925094
>they're probably going to have to wipe names too
well fuck me i guess

How many crashes were there this time? Was the pop still good?

guys i dont feel good at all about todays developments. its looking grim. really grim

>>533925267
finally, I can be Frodo the gnome rogue

>>533924341
shit out your ass, retard

>>533924950
Me on the right

>>533925360
qrd?

>>533925336
was around 3k with constant crashing and lag

>>533925360
Trust the plan. They're launching by Friday.

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING WOW
WHY CAN'T NICE THINGS HAPPEN

>>533917548
>give out lemonade for free
>some guy comes and asks for some
>give him a glass
>he sips
>"what the fuck, this is not lemonade"
>"yeah, it's piss"
>"fuck you"
>"hey hey, I gave it to you for free, you don't get to complain"

>>533925467
>3k with constant crashing and lag
Ugh

>>533924950
me on the left

Just woke up.
What’d I miss?

>>533925458
Their goal was to run the servers for a few hours, they didn't manage longer than a minute

>>533925467
>>533925360
Did we play the same thing? It was at 3500 and I had 0 (zero) lag. Then they shut it off manually. What are you talking about?

Epoch fans be like

POCHIE

>>533925583
>the servers only worked for 30 seconds before crashing and I had zero lag, why are you complaining?

>>533925554
Epoch Tuesday.

Is that all the stress test could do?

>>533925661
Why are you so defensive? I'm just saying I had 0 lag at 3500 and all my friends experienced the same.

>>533925336
-crashed every time within about 5-10 minutes
-tons of people in the starter zones every time, queue hits 1k+ quickly after the server randomly goes up
client-side runs smoothly at least. networking's fucked or something fucky wucky is bottlenecking the server hardware or using all available threads/resources/whatever

>>533925094
Lmao

>>533925094
how

>>533925557
KEKAROOOOOOOO
do epoch sissies really

so uhhhhhhhhh when do I get to play

>>533924317
anon, idk if you've been paying attention from the start but several anons have pointed out how massive an undertaking this is, called out how incompetent memetotes is and have said this will take weeks at minimum to fix. they are either that delusional or are intentionally stringing the community along to be little pay pigs down the road. i'd guess the latter as historic pserver owners have come out of the woodwork to tell them retooling the core to scale is a big fucking project, especially for 1 dev lol

What's an employable skill I can learn from home that isn't some MLM scam
This awful launch has inspired me to stop being a NEET

>people can just lie about the server experiences because the discord is locked down so there's no general sentiment to act as a baseline
Devs actually shooting themselves in the foot since there's no general through line of discourse.

>>533925856
You missed the 3 minutes that the server was up for the day, try again tomorrow.

>>533925526
You can be harmed by drinking that, you are not harmed by wasting your time.

Why am I even hyped?
I have no interest in playing classic AGAIN

>end work at 3pm
>server goes offline at 3:01pm
Why do they hate me?

>>533925671
You have another fresh option in 2 weeks.

>>533925938
oh

>>533925856
Ambershire launches on the 17th

>>533925094
>literally everything we got to play with so far is completely fucked
Wow.

'Poch lost or however the guru is bashi'd

>>533925994
The server actually went down over an hour before that post. For some reason they only just got around to clarifying that the testing was done for the night much later. Trained chimps could probably handle communication better than these mongoloids.

>>533926173
GVRVBASHI MENTIONED

>>533926173
he's right desu the gurubashi discord is genuinely mentally ill, mostly because it's just retards from here

>>533925094
how do you fuck up this bad

>>533926173
>yeah the left is bad, but isn't the right way worse?

>>533926247
Nah its redditors who can't say the r word anywhere else. Must be nice to let loose with hecking epic guru community.

>>533925094
Well now a wipe is 100% happening lmao

>>533917716
That was a great success, thanks for logging in!
Now that the dust has settled, would you rather be a leper gnome, kobloid, or a Gnoll?
React below!

>>533926041
>1.12 client
pass

>>533924950
now fugg

>>533926390
STOP posting shit like this, i only play female nelves and seeing stuff like this makes me wanna puke

MoP won btw

>>533925671
what is classic anniversary?

>>533926550
Thats been debunked

>>533926623
>mop
I'd rather eat my own dick

>>533926390
good morning sir

do you guys think would be allowed to exist? i can see them just disbanding it and probably also ban the gm

>>533917716
nap time

>>533926390
Keep posting this all my night elves are female except for druids.
>>533926623
I'd rather this guy >>533926713
ate your dick.

>>533926637
Blizzard launched fresh Classic realms in November last year. They're progressing into TBC spring 2026.

>>533926786
oh it's just classic again? I'll catch the next one I guess.

>>533925902
picking up and dropping new languages and alphabets
especially if you're on aspie like me and don't mind pronouncing things out loud and don't care if someone hears you practicing the difference between a guttural R like in german or a rolled R like in spanish

learning the meaning and origin of words really has opened up my eyes to a lot things I never would have noticed or understood, and it speeds up future learning.
Or other times I've learned about how there's no deeper meaning and a word or concept seemingly spawned out of history with no deeper connection.
uhh here's one: Oscillation, oscillate, ōscillum ...some flag or cloth that Romans used to show which way the wind was waving? or to show the correct path? I would never have been able to figure out the origins or meaning of that word without that historical context or by seeing it used in academics
Whereas other words you can deconstruct and understand with just a priori knowledge even if it's the first time encountering them
People light up when you can speak a few words of their native tongue or sometimes know obscure facts about their country of origin which most people can't locate on a map.
Being able to read many alphabets and have some basic proficiency in many languages gives me confidence when travelling alone

>>533926802
>stutters
>unresponsive
>needs several addons so macros can somewhat work with error windows popping out every now and then
fuck off

>>533926802
it's bad because it runs like shit retard

>>533926802
Its retards who havent played in years/didnt play with all the mods to it and are just parroting it because they want to defend their current FOTM

>>533925902
kaytotes really has alot to answer for.

>>533927019
>>533927031
Please use "regarded" instead of the real word.

>>533926786
Im guessing their business model will be new "wave" every five year or so and they are set till the heat death of universe. And when each will reach current exp, data will be merged into retail.

>>533926983
>>533927019
works on my machine

1.12 is bad, yes.

>>533926983
None of that is true?
>>533927019
Works fine, as my webm shows?

>>533927031
>its fine bro you only need 15 tweeks for it to run halfway decent on a computer made past 2015
Do you see how retarded this sounds, that's the entire reason why Turtle is trying to move away from using the client

>>533927112
That's dumb though regarded isn't synonymous for retard.

>>533926802
Okay on everybodys soul we LOVE 1.12

>>533927031
I used vanillafixes and roidmacros, it did help but still it's not even close to how well 3.3.5 runs.
>>533927153
My machine isn't from 2008

>>533927190
Have you played on the 3.3.5 client?

>>533927231
Yes but it's less offensive...

>>533927215
Okay the point is that the tweaks now literally take 10 seconds to apply on the launcher, and once the new client is out you'll have nothing left to bitch about.

You only need DXVK and turtle runs flawlessly thoughever

>>533927329
I thought causing offense was the point, but okay regard.

>won't be an update for at least another 18 hours
Man

So, like, is Epoch just stalling until the Turtle servers come up so they can be the fresher fresh?

>>533927365
Damn she's gonna need a whole tissue box for that runny nose

>>533927338
>>533927420
do the tweaks include superwow?

>>533927549
No, they're actually just retards.

>>533927558
I dunno what superwow is but I installed these (and later nampower) and its silky smooth.

Vibes status?

>>533923128
the vibes are now exceedingly good

>>533927338
That's not true, they already complain about UE and will just swap to complaining about that full time.

>>533927691
superwow is the mod that makes 1.12 less dogshit.

>>533927693
feel cold

>>533927365
Full
Now

>>533927420
>enable DXVK
>game crashes on opening

>>533927806
Blud out here admitting he cant run vanilla WoW

>>533927365
did a bird poop on her

>>533926976
mb I rushed to answer, guess you were looking for a skill that will get you employed by itself.
Learning languages & alphabets can enhance a resume but Im not so confident about it guaranteeing any sort of immediate work. Bi/Multilingual jobs can sometimes pay more, though, sure.

Turtle client is perfectly optimized, you're using words you don't understand because you're tech illiterate just like epoch "devs."

>>533927806
did they never stop to ask "should we really?"

>>533927420
this cause my client to crash

Make all the excuses you want. But in two weeks you will kneel to the 10k+ bulls.

Do you understand how absolutely fucking insane that is that it's been a week and he can literally just randomly say "its up for testing" at bumfuck night hours and at least 5000, FIVE THOUSANDS retards will appear out of nowhere and enter the server?
I know it's hard to understand but as someone who has been playing private servers for 20 shit games for 30 years, I can tell you I have never seen something like this.

>>533927912
>>533927996
Works on my machine.

>>533927974
there is no turtle client, only a launcher and 1.12

>>533926976
what language should I learn

>>533927978
Changing engines lets them make lots of changes. Its not about the graphics, and you can just toggle the legacy mode that looks exactly like normal.

>>533927749
You can get it

>>533927912
sounds like a you problem

>>533924317
time estimation is one of the hardest things in software development, HOWEVER, an eta should never be omitted and if you absolutely have no clue, you take your most pessimistic guesstimate and multiply it by 2 and just say this is "preliminary eta". now devs can work without the pressure of 70k faggots asking every minute of the day "where server" and users can actually go fuck off and do something else and check in on that date again. these fags just keep saying "soon", blue balling everyone to shades of blue never seen before. i have never seen such incompetent and naive devs in my life, fuck these guys.

>>533928094
Its definitely getting lower each time. If its not up this week Kaytotes might get his wish after all.

troon

>>533928128
whatever language catches your attention, or whose culture you might wanna learn more about

>>533928162
I will play your server.

Begone turtletroons

so, are servers up rn? why cant i login...

>>533928229
>footage keeps cutting
why did they have to fake it??

>changing engines allows them to not have to rely on searching google for 2005 forum posts on bug support
>they can now ask reddit developers for help instead

>w-w-works on my m-machine
and other tr*nny lies

>>533928220
Irrelevant.

>>533928229
this shit looks so fire. I cannot wait to play it, to think a private server is going to have a better client than retail soon.

>>533928312
all tracker sites are broken, they changed the server IPS again last night.
I hope the guys deving these moved onto a different project. Epoch should have added a status indicator on their website before now really.

Pochie will go live today for more testing. Launch is on thursday. Screencap this.
Regards insider-kun, my friend.

>"testing is done for the day"
>it's early evening in EU and morning in US
where the fuck do these devs live?
feels like they're in Asia or something

>>533928298
pffff bwahaha KEK! KEEEEEEEEK
SAVED !

>>533928414
>Population doesnt matter on a MMO

every day hundreds of people will give up and stop caring. the rest will gallop on to Ambershire Turtle WoW server.

>>533925946
>you are not harmed by having your time wasted

stop pretending to be stupid. it's time i'm never getting back again. they are literally stealing time from me. now fuck off back up the assholes of the eflop devs from whence you came.

>>533928524
You really don't understand what I'm saying at all.

>>533928229
this looks like ai generated puke

>>533927749
>closed source
>installation instructions tell you to turn off antivirus
seems legit. installing right now

>>533926802
Turtle can't into stealth, last time I played grey mobs saw me from miles away at random

Watching this dumpster fire unfold for 2 weeks has been genuinely hilarious. Going to miss it a little when Ambershire launches

>>533928601
thats because its just normal warcraft with contrast turned super high

>>533928573
Just stop trying to login until you see the post saying "The game has officially (relauched) come play!" You are choosing to waste your time on these tests that will surely get wiped, and it doesnt really matter if they didnt.

Turtle runs on 1.12 and will run on UE5.

Epoch can't run on 3.3.5

My brother said on the failed launch weekend that it will take 2 weeks and so far he looks like a fucking Nostradamus

>>533928734
You will be eating your words by this time tomorrow troonoid.
Epochgods WILL prevail.

>>533928734
kekkaroo....

>>533928734
Epoch runs fine on 3.3.5, the problem is the server

>>533928645
That and many other things were fixed 4 years ago in vmangos but turtle is never going to patch their shitty core.

>>533928635
yea it's why i don't like 1.12 client.

>>533928265
I've even ventured into things like Morse Code and Semaphores (flag or traffic signals, a term also used in Operating Systems programming).
Morse Code helps with getting a radio license, which I havent gotten around to yet.
Semaphores is required I think to work in some jobs in Airports or in Aviation in general.
genuinely I just follow my interest as it comes and goes

>>533928734
>and will run on UE5.
is this supposed to be a plus?

I'm thinkin we're finished

>>533928734
Give epoop a break, they only had 5 years to cook

>>533929152
oh you mean kezan?

all classic+ servers fucking suck

https://files.catbox.moe/ax4sq9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1xo2yo.jpg

make love not war

>>533929226
I'm giving it a break alright. I'll see you guys in 2 months maybe it'll be working by then.

Will I be able to play this fucking thing tonight?

>>533929283
there's a reason no one talks about turtles custom content

>>533929152
Truly turletrsnnies are pathetic, but kay needs to go back to the kitchen and recook this turd for another year

>>533929396
No, Not at all. even if these fucking retards fix the problems they wont launch it, they want to do a re-launch. some that should have been evident from last monday.
but not they keep jerking people off and stringing them along, so even if these niggers fix shit expect a poll before the servers can even go up.
a poll is a discord where people cannot even speak, I'm fucking tired of these niggas man.

Duskhaven......our final hope.........

>>533929291
Guess catbox is fucked right now

https://litter.catbox.moe/ksvdif.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/stphx8.jpg

>>533928703
the reason i keep checking their discord is because they haven't given an eta. that's how they are wasting everyone's time. i am not participating in any tests, i haven't logged in since launch day. people want to be there from the launch, so they keep checking to not miss it. had they just given a preliminary eta, everyone can fuck off and do something else until that date. now you gotta keep checking in case it's up and running again.

>>533929598
Duskhaven.....

>>533929431
I think gilneas is awesome

>>533929612
>Futa on Loli
BASED BASED BASED BASED
More please?

I predicted poggies will go live when the bf6 beta starts.
Looks like I might be right after all, which means I won’t be playing wow this week

>>533929620
Checking a discord 5 seconds a day isnt really wasting much time

>>533928703
I'd be able to do that if they confirmed a wipe, but they haven't.
For all I know this nigger could silently launch the server and I wont find out about until a week later. I the website still says playable on the 26th.

>>533929612
Moar

>>533917037
>for testing purposes the two realms are the same
>relaunch day comes
>relaunch both servers
>there's an issue with gurubashi
>both servers have to come down
it's going to happen. you should always be sure to test the full scenario and not just rely on everything being correct

what happened to the kezan 1/2/3 contingency plan anyway?

>>533929718
>you are choosing to waste your time
>okay they are wasting your time but it doesn't count

fuck off bootlicker

I came back to PC just to see these two tards fighting.

>>533929989
if they go down that road, they’re basically throwin’ in the towel on ever havin’ more than three thousand bleedin’ players per sever.

>>533929989
they can't even get kezan 1 to work let alone a shared data pseudo layer server called kezan 2 or 3

>>533929871
The issue is they literally can't figure out how to run both at the same time. There will be some bullshit "toxic transphobe community" excuse for abandoning guru.

>>533930328
they should have done it immediately and worked on these issues behind the scenes while people play. instead they are losing every bit of confidence from their playerbase.

>>533930214
Who is right?

>>533929664
>>533929806
the daughter swap program seems to be going well
https://litter.catbox.moe/1np208f3bmgg0pnj.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/jqpzbqk7jk94yq4t.jpg

>>533930498
her

so... what r we rolling on turtle fresh
for me itll be night elf feral druid

>>533930587
Need the loli sucking big smooth futa balls
what site are you using to gen these

>>533930587
My nelf does this

>>533930613
GURUBASHI GANG

>>533930487
hmm no i believe serving 0 people out of 30k is still better than serving 4-5k and then maybe expanding on that later

>>533930707
comfyui

gonna be taking a break for now though

Man why did the slop posting devolve into pedoshit?
I miss the Whitemane lewds

why does this guy spam 24/7? Can someone tell him he ain't funny

>>533930870
be the change you want to see

>>533930629
night elf priest (male)

>>533930754
As opposed to never serving anyone?

>>533930870
You miss the orc cock, pathetic cuckold.

>>533930487
They had a choice, they choice to prio plan 1. kaytotes was always reluctant to expand the # of servers.
if he went with plan 2, there's no way for him to test if a server could hand more players.
bots don't suffice no one is going to waste their time on your kezan ptr 3 test server is they can just play kezan 1.
the team would need to accept they're not up to snuff or couldn't solve the problem in a week.

>>533930930
I think this guy is funny. can you post more of his messages he's probably the coolest guy in that discord.

>>533930951
the most equal of playing fields

>>533931238
Stop posting slop cat >>>>MEMES you cocksucker

>>533930870
>pedoshit
She looks like a goblin, not a child.

t. child expert

>>533931304
could have been anyone.i don't know why you think i'm him i'm more of a dog person.

The vibes are off the charts!

get a job lol

>>533931446
>child expert
Anon, that is not something to be proud of...

>>533931469
off the sharts

>>533931458
2 late tard, enjoy getting mutted on the 'cord

So do we need to wait until 3 am for them to turn off the proxy now

>>533931484
>moderators of official server are
grim

>>533931263
> no veins on tits

trash

war room status?
how are the vibes?
eta?
are we wiping or staying crusty?
anything?

>>533931484
power tripping mods who hate truth. should just be called epoch 2, maybe get ross to do some freelance moderating for you aswell.

>>533931975
calm down kazumok

>>533931865
>vibes are turning sour
>asap
>99% certain wipe
>testing is over for the day

>>533931484
how can gen a be so cringe and based at the same time?

>>533931865
This shits unironically never going to launch, just move on

>the crashes are caused by our custom content and will take few minutes tops to fix
So that was an obvious fucking lie wasn't it?

I put too much hot sauce now my ass is burning

>>533931865
no eta

go and play something else in the meantime

>>533931000
the whole point is you open a bunch of smaller servers with the plan of merging them later. if the 24 core server is only using, say, 6 cores, then you could basically get 4 realms with 2-3k pop for the cost of whatever they already have by only provisioning what they use.

>>533930870
you may have one

>>533931865
There could be a decent chance we might be able to test for a few minutes today maybe!

>open turtlewow
>play for ten minutes
>lose drive and close the game
damn

They should do the poll before any more stress tests, if wipe is confirmed I'm not playing any more. Today all I did was sitting in the starting zone talking with people.

>>533932316
You gotta wait for fresh

>>533932434
you are gonna play anyway

>>533932178
>implying ideas men can merge servers

>>533932434
You're a part of a captive audience. If they wipe, you'll just be back in Northshire/Durotar again.

>>533930587
loars and artist tags?

>>533932434
i dont know how to tell you this anon but they want people to waste time for them. if they told you there was going to be a wipe, no one would help test

if they wipe i'll QUIT and give it a BAD REVIEW and I WON'T come back

>>533932643
If they do wipe, and all of this was basically a glorified pre-launch test then everyone who logged in should get a Feat of Strength and a unique pet

Seems fair, does it not?

>>533932556
>>533932475
I was planning to keep playing when its stable anyway, I'm just not investing more time into a dead character.
>>533932643
Well they lost me until something is confirmed.

>>533932698
U go girl!!

>>533932203
Need to see her twerk

are mounts vanilla or tbc prices in 'poch?

>>533932203
Pumping my cock while she bounces her ass

>>533932203
I'm too small to get past her cheeks

>>533933084
You can watch while the tauren has his way with her.

>>533933002
This is not a real server, it doesn't exist

>>533933084
Same but my face was personally sculpted by god himself to be a perfect fit between them.

>>533932316
No point playing when fresh is around the corner unless you just wanna look around the helf/goblin zones and test low level changes

>>533932558
what a slut

>>533933307
this shit reaches bump limit 10 times a day
you dont need to bump with goon material to keep it alive

>>533933434
who asked

did we decide on a name for the Ambershire guild yet?

>>533930870
you expected a female human priest, but it's me the local goblin warlock get pranked!

>>533933485
ffxiv tranny general is in the other direction

>>533933489
I liked the weeb guild name Moon something

>>533933513
raw no question

The server is never coming up. This is a gooner thread now.

>fix crash commit 32 minutes ago
Guys?! Is it happening???? Does it work now???? EPOG HYPE???

>>533933489
Thousand Tusks ( PBUH )

Dials? Tuned.
Vibes? Immaculate.
Discord? Locked down.
Uptime? Three minutes.
Yep.. it's Epoch time.

>>533933586
those are /wpsg/ troonies
we need an /epog/ guild

>>533933623
i'm done giving it the benefit of the doubt
the doomposting will continue until they produce results

>>533933513
I NEED a goblin GF so bad

>>533933737
Femgoblin or femgnome... I want to feel my dick moving her insides out of the way.

>>533933623
they would have to wait for kaytotes to wake up so he can flip the server back on

>>533933489

>>533933574
oh sorry let me discuss the server

hey guys did you spam login today? 2 more weeks, an epoch just flew over my house!!!!

>>533933939
why couldn't he have given someone else remote access.
because lets say the server crashes in the future and this nigga sleep? raid night just cancelled?

>>533933185
hot

>>533932434
>wipe or no wipe will be decided on a popular vote
>in a 20k player discord
>when there barely a couple hundred lvl15 chars
What do you think is gonna happen?
Might as well forget about Epoch right now and not waste your time.

>>533934038
>yes

>>533933243
your foreskin doesn't exist, abdul.

>>533934038
>because lets say the server crashes in the future and this nigga sleep? raid night just cancelled?
peak mid-00s pserver scene

>>533934038
yes, 100%
there's absolutely no devops to speak of here, everything is done manually by hand

>>533933939
>for kaytotes to wake up
I thought he's british?
Why is he sleeping in the middle of the day?

>>533934038
>raid night just cancelled?
yes? if he leaks the server code other people might host their own version. don't be selfish.

Doomjeet gods wonned, Epoch died

>>533922182
Why are you posting memes nobody understands?

>>533934458
Somebody will understand, Anon...and that's good enough for me

>>533931717
There's actually two different pvp discords already, because pvptards just can't get along.

We're back to square 1 but on linux this time
t.knower

>>533934260
More than half of our households take more in benefits than they pay in taxes.

>>533934260
kaytotes' circadian cycle is 27 hours long

>>533934474
jajaja muy bien

Pochie status?!

>>533934517
Its an English website faggot. Go to /int/ or something.

>>533934547
>one ultramoderated server for lefty snowflake redditors
>one loosely moderated server for righty snowflake redditors