Thread 533929018

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!

/smbg/ #300 - Three Hundred edition

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>>Mario News and Releases<<

「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
「!」Super Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
「!」Mario Kart World has officially released!
「!」Donkey Kong Bananza has officially released!
「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released!

>Future Release Dates:
「!」Mario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026

>Current News Links:
「!」Mario Paint - Super NES – Nintendo Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8hd9D6ImM
「!」Super Mario Strikers – Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOcz6Z5PRY
「!」Donkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
「!」Mario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
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>General Paisano Links
https://www.mariowiki.com/
https://www.suppermariobroth.com/
>Netplay Guide
https://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR
>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)
https://smaghetti.com/
>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]
https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)
https://romhacking()com/

>/smbg/ Anon interest
/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8
/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5
https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)

>Etc. Interest
Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!
Post gameplay videos!
Share your Strikers club and builds!
SM64coopdx: https://sm64coopdx.com/

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-DaJGGDoNI&ab_channel=hapinano-SBFRChannel

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Previous World: >>533590028

>>533929018 (OP)
/smbg/LORDS...We have reached thread #300

>>533929018 (OP)
yay

This is the thread.

I'll drink to that!

We're here on the thread linked first
>>533929091

>>533930035
Hello saar!

>>533930337
>Danganfag thread that ruined last thread
Nope.

>>533930337
Kill yourself.

What went wrong?

>>533930410
>>533930509
Stop being mad that this thread was linked late

>>533930230
They should bring back the early vs donkey kong mario moveset.

>>533930643
Nobody is using your dead shitpost thread, faggot. KYS

>>533930643
>Vivianfaggot playing dumb

>>533930643
Fuck off.

An early Power Star for SM64 can be found in sm64/shape/keep/OLD/etc/star.sou, with a unique collecting animation. Dated Nov 19, 1995. It appears to be the same Power Star seen in the Shoshinkai 1995 demo. Its red and white equivalents are used for the final game's title screen.

>>533930774
Can you not bully the femanons here? They're fragile flowers and we need more class.

Mario 300!

>>533931537
Strange how Power Stars went from 2D objects to 3D objects but the opposite happened with coins.

>>533930768
>>533930774
>>533930827
Samefagging won't make you right

>>533931772
>Trying too hard and still failing
>All those replies posted in the same 40 seconds too

>>533931926
>>533931957
Wow you know how to edit...now get off your phone

>>533931537
The collect animation.

Here it is in action.
https://youtu.be/ys723F9wiwU?t=848

>>533932158
>T. absolute loser

>>533932265
You're ruining the thread

>>533932431
>Projection
Also
>The thread
That was made by genuine anons, while yours was made to bait and lost.

By the way, this is happening because the poster of the other thread warned us against shitposters. So what we need to do now is make sure this poisoned thread rots.

>Mario & Donkey team Up Game against King and Bowser by Odyssey team
> Sunshine spiritual successor by Bowser Fury team
>Wonder 2
> Luigis Mansion 4
>Peach showtime 2
>Wario galaxy where Wario is trying to get space money

>>533932746
>genuine
Yet half of it is this shitposting. You're the cancer of this general

>>533932774
stop having a meltdown that your bait thread is getting ignored

>>533932878
>Yet half of it is this shitposting. You're the cancer of this general
Shitposting caused by you. Stop projecting and get on topic. Thanks for the bump btw.

>>533932851
kino

>>533933007
>caused by me
>would get 3 replies

>>533932851
>>Peach showtime 2
Would rather have the peach games go back to being platformers, but madame grape can still be the boss

>>533933007
>yessss thank you for bumping the thread so I can keep ruining the 300th thread
Kill yourself retard

>>533933426
Stop replying twice, schizo.

>>533932881
This thread welcomes shitposters. From now on, we need to warn against shitposters in every OP. That we need to report and ignore all of them.

>>533933413
Ponderio.

>533933529
Ignore the projecting shitposter.

>>533933413
>hm, interesting

>>533933501
Meds

>>533933774
You seem pretty desperate for us to not take stronger actions against shitposters.

>>533933986
Your thread was made by the shitposter ruining the last thread. This wasn't.
A warn against shitposters should be included in the op in the future though.

>>533934121
We should name them too while we are at it
>aifag
>agptroon
>spikefag

>>533934351
That'll give them too much relevance. The R&I warn should be enough.

>>533934121
>Your thread was made by the shitposter ruining the last thread.
It was made by someone warning against shitposters, and lo and behold this thread of full of shitposters.

>>533934528
You are more dumb than a sack of bricks if you can't detect the bait from the op image alone, and that the shitposters there just moved here.

>>533934463
Why don't we have a bounty board? Just a link in the OP that names all of the relevant shitposters currently in the general, and how you can identify them.

>>533934669
Might be a good idea. A lack of knowledge is our worst enemy.

I love Luigi

>>533933358
Unless there's visible differences that can lend them a different style from the usual Mario platformer, I don't think character-specific franchises can be platformers any longer.

Interesting how the "non-shitposters" are trying to give attention to shitposters

>>533935869
Super Princess Peach was much more similar to Yoshi's Island than to a typical Mario platformer though

>>533936313
>Let me be the invisible hand ruining the general!
No. We're going to make sure that everyone knows who you are and to ignore you.

>>533937109
You think everyone is a shitposter

>>533936426
And the next time we got a Peach centric game, we got Princess Peach Showtime.

>>533930035
ranjeesh you are a tranny

>>533938157
I'm an shitposter!

>>533938041
Good-feel is washed

i got a new job
another fucking call center job but its for insurance
why is the gringo system so god damn complicated, barely started the training and i already feel overwhelmed

>>533938157
For those unfamiliar, this poster is an avatarfagging Rarefag that likes to enable shitposters. Do not engage.

>>533939502
Kys danganfag

>>533939502
Now you're going too far, ok he might be annoying and disruptive sometimes but his heart is in the right place and he admitted his mistakes.

>>533939893
He could easily do it again. If he was wise he would drop the Rarefag avatar.

>>533940267
I don't really care

>>533940267
Anon going full dictator

Suzanne status?

they should update this with some Kongs, Olimar and Samus

>>533939502
>likes to enable shitposters
Wait, I do?

>>533942286
That person hates everyone

>>533941959
Nintendo doesn't like Olimar anymore, they've been trying to phase him out for a while now

Do you fuck people over with mega mushroom/bullet?

>>533941959

TP Dorf is so weird here

>>533942286
You impersonated multiple shitposters and summoned them to the general. You're probably in the same discord as them.

>>533945021
Schizophrenia

>>533940856
Her name is Pauline III.

>>533940856
Dead.

>>533945021
I did?

>>533945808
One more month till the anniversary showcase and then you'll finally shut up right

>>533947002
We will see.

>>533947002
>implying anniversary showcase

>>533859816
What would sooner happen (in a pigs fly sort of way)?
Nintendo buying Banjo-Kazooie (and associated) or Nintendo buying Rayman (and associated)?
Not because of wanting to bring any new life but simply to secure full rights to any games that use those intellectual IP with Nintendo's (specifically Mario stuff)

>>533948520
Banjo, hands down
Nintendo barely knows what the fuck a Rayman is

Remember paisanos -- don't do drugs, or you'll go to hell before you die!

>>533948520
Rayman.
>>533948973
>Nintendo barely knows what the fuck a Rayman is
This is wrong, they are way more into rayman's series these days than banjo

>>533949596
>This is wrong, they are way more into rayman's series these days than banjo
You know Nintendo didn't actually make Mario + Rabbids right?

>>533949820
>You know Nintendo didn't actually make Mario + Rabbids right?
They needed a lot of Miyamoto's direct approval for it to even be made.

>>533949596
>This is wrong, they are way more into rayman's series these days than banjo
Then why did Nintendo choose Banjo for Smash Ultimate and not Rayman?

>>533949596
>added Rayman as fucking DLC
>didn't even have him interact with the Mario cast
Sparks of flop was wasted potential all around.

>>533950185
>Then why did Nintendo choose Banjo for Smash Ultimate and not Rayman?
Sakurai isn't one of the heads of Nintendo. And nothing happened with Banjo after his inclusion in smash. Pales in comparison to what Rayman got.

>>533948520
Neither. Nintendo retconned Banjo out of DK, and Rayman didn't even interact with the real Mario. Banjo would be the most likely.

>>533950598
>Sakurai isn't one of the heads of Nintendo
Sakurai didn't choose Ultimate's DLC
He said it was Nintendo who made the decisions

>>533950598
Nintendo gave Sakurai the list of characters he could include in Smash.

>>533950235
silence, doomfag.

>>533951346
>Defending Sparks of Hope
Silence, bootlicker.

>Wasted Rosalina
>Wasted Rayman
Sparks of Hope was a mistake.

>>533950967
>>533951018
There was way more characters than what was chosen. Sakurai confirmed he ultimately decided which ones they could make into fighters for smash. The whole reason steve got in was Sakurai's minecraft playthrough.

>>533948520
My bet's on rayman. They've been on the Mario wave for quite a while.

>>533951618
>>533951976
>rosalinafag
lmaoooo

rabbidCHADS...

>>533952225
If you hate Rayman and Rosalina why do you like Sparks of Hope? Don't tell me you want to fuck rabbids.

>>533948520
Banjo-Kazooie
Japan does not like Rayman

>>533948520
There're flying pigs in DKL.

>>533952716
Who said I hate Rayman? Sparks of Hope is what allowed Rayman to get a game greenlit in the first place and is also what got Ancel out of retirement and be in charge of Ubisoft MIlan. But you wouldn't know that would you.

>>533952928
DKL is not real life.

Is M&L Brothership that disappointing as people said? I've read some reviews and watched videos, with most complaints being:
1)The game being a slog, both in battles and overworld
2)Bad performance, both in overworld and even in battles and minigames
3)Luigi being a CPU rather than a playable protagonist
4)Game lacking the same humor and charm of its predecessors
5)Long loading times
I've played all M&L games, and I'm disappointing this game doesn't seem that great. To whoever has played Brothership and all previous games, can you confirm the game's issues?

>>533953037
>Sparks of Hope is what allowed Rayman to get a game greenlit in the first place
He would have gotten a new game even without that humiliation ritual.

>>533953124
I'll tackle this
>Luigi being a CPU
sort of but also sort of not. In the previous game he wasn't really a "playable protagonist" as much as he was just glued to your back outside of Superstar Saga. In the overworld you use the L button to have him do his Luigi Logic ability which is basically a context sensitive button, so he's no longer this glued partner behind you. In battles he's as much of a protagonist as Mario.
Overall an improvement, anyone who liked the previous version likes it just because it used to be like that rather than actually liking how Luigi controlled in the overworld. He has not been interesting mechanically since Superstar Saga.
>Bad performance
Switch 2 fixes this even without a patch.
>Lacking humor
Subjective? Gag characters now have their own small arcs rather than being total one-offs. The game in general is more drama focused.
>Long loading times
Switch 2 again fixes this slightly
As for the game being a slog, that's sorta just how M&L is in my opinion, I thought the level designs in some of the islands were pretty good outside of some of the obvious filler islands.

>>533953484
>t. hasn't played the DLC
also no, ubisoft only greenlit because of the attention Rayman got with the DLC, Ancel only returned after the Milan team wanted to make a new Rayman game after Sparks of Hope.
Cope all you want, you never played the game and you never played the DLC.

>>533953124
It's a slog like every Mario and Luigi game outside of Superstar Saga and Bowser's Inside Story. It's also a little more soulless with no Toadsworth.

>>533953841
>also no, ubisoft only greenlit because of the attention Rayman got with the DLC
Wrong. I can only assume that you're a poser zoomer that wants to fuck the rabbids.

>>533954423
>no counter-argument
they're not sending their best are they paisanos? anyways, on to playing mario

>>533952841
I don't anybody really cares for Rayman these days, same with those other series like Klonoa and whatnot.

Let's talk about something that is more relevant, shall we?

>>533953089
Says who?

>>533954956
you're irrelevant nowadays, go back to /v/ they'll give you more attention.

>>533954703
You're trying to claim Mario revived Rayman. Laughable. Real fans of Rayman don't tie his entire worth to being DLC in a Mario game.

>>533955603
bananza itself is irrelevant so that's not really surprising

>>533956019
zoombafag...

>>533955621
>You're trying to claim Mario revived Rayman.
NTA but it did. He hasn't had any real spotlight since his last game in 2013.
>Real fans of Rayman-
Loved the DLC, only fakes would dislike more Rayman content in such a drought.

300 lives for Mario on the HUD,
300 lives for Mario!
You take one down,
chomp it-a down,
299 lives for Mario on the HUD!

>>>/wsg/5940534
This but for what part of the Mario world?

>>533956019
>country secondaries still seething

>>533953124
No, it isn't.

>>533953841
More like they had to bring Rayman back because they finally realized no one actually cares about the fetishbait rabbids

>>533957219
>fetishbait
..anon?

>>533953841
Wait what?
Michel Ancel is back?

>>533957473
yes, and developing a new rayman game with the mario + rabbids team

>>533957571
>yes, and developing a new Rayman game
:D
>...with the mario+rabbids team
:|

>>533956509
>NTA but it did. He hasn't had any real spotlight since his last game in 2013.
Where this all falls apart is that it insists that Rayman must have gotten a new game because of the DLC.
>only fakes would dislike more Rayman content in such a drought.
He's placing all of Rayman's worth as a footnote in a Mario DLC. He's a fake fan. More Rayman wasn't bad, but I'd rather Rayman die than be Mario's gay best friend like he wants to. Just like how Rayman had turned into the Rabbids' slave because of those spin offs.

>>533953037
>>533953841
>>533957571
Based Sparks of Hope.

>>533948520
Banjo-Kazooie simply because they are a former Nintendo franchise. Nintendo's N64 library is incomplete without it, if they want the games on their modern systems Nintendo has to do deals with Microsoft, another company that could potentially become a real competitor if they gun for Nintendo's market specifically.
Rayman has some cross over with Nintendo but is still pretty independent franchise, it has the same chance of being bought as Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>533957684
>wanting literally anyone else at Ubisoft other than an actual competent team.
ok faggot, he's developing them with the assassin's creed team, happy?

>>533957684
>>533957825
The brains behind the Mario + Rabbids team left so it's meaningless.

>>533957749
>Where this all falls apart is that it insists that Rayman must have gotten a new game because of the DLC.
Rayman did.
>He's placing all of Rayman's worth as a footnote in a Mario DLC. He's a fake fan. More Rayman wasn't bad, but I'd rather Rayman die than be Mario's gay best friend like he wants to. Just like how Rayman had turned into the Rabbids' slave because of those spin offs.
>I'd rather rayman die
Sounds like you're the fake here. Rayman was more an equal to the rabbids in those spinoffs than his actual main games that got overtaken by them.

>>533958008
Ancel is the new brains, but the majority of the devs are still at Ubisoft Milan.

>arguing about rayman
>on the mario general
sasuga /smbg/
at least danganronpafags aren't shitting the thread up though

>>533958313
Mario+Rabbids is Mario related.

>>533958380
aye fair enough

speaking of raymundo, apparently ubisoft is making a AAA-scale rayman game lmao
and TIL japanese fans of rayman somehow exist

>>533958090
>Rayman did.
Just because you were told this in a dream, it doesn't make it real.
>Sounds like you're the fake here
A real fan would rather the series he loves not become a zombie. You'll understand when you're older and you watch all of the series you love rot and contort into unrecognisable monstrosities.

>>533958802
bananza-tier slop incoming

Why are zoombafags so miserable?

what the fuck

It's-a-me!
Pauline!
Let's-a-get back on topic!
Wahoo!

>>533959010
>Just because you were told this in a dream, it doesn't make it real.
The fact you haven't refuted the other anon's claims of post-Rayman DLC revival yet means Rayman was revived by it.
>A real fan would rather the series he loves not become a zombie. You'll understand when you're older and you watch all of the series you love rot and contort into unrecognisable monstrosities.
If Rayman's new game had rabbids also in it, you might have a point. The DLC was just a launcher for him. The sendoff after the DLC is very wholesome for rayman too, leaving the rabbids with a smile and the rabbids applauding him.

>>533959079
Donkey kong won
K roool won.
You however, will remain as bitter as the rotten bananas in rool's stomach.

Bananza was great.

>>533959457
>The fact you haven't refuted the other anon's claims of post-Rayman DLC revival yet means Rayman was revived by it.
It's a baseless claim. It's as equally valid as if I said that Rayman got a new game because Ubisoft's CEO saw Rayman porn on the internet.
>If Rayman's new game had rabbids also in it, you might have a point.
We'll see how the game turns out, but what that anon wants is for Rayman to trade the Rabbids for Mario. He just wants Rayman to be Mario's slave.

>>533960765
>what if Mario was actually the bad guy lol

>>533961126
You haven't seen the movie.

>>533959457
Please stop arguing in my stead, the reason I stopped replying is because that guy is clearly posting in bad faith.

>>533961289
That shit doesn't matter. The framing of this comic does, and it paints the Mushroom Kingdom as the bad guys.

>>533960765
RIP VGcats

>>533961906
>he doesn't know about the continuation

>>533962220
yeah man thats what im referring to

>>533961494
You're being a schizo. This is Mario not accepting a tyrant. He's being a hero.

Wait, Mario consumes mushrooms and then sees a colorful magical world... all right
My childhood is ruined.

>>533962958
>Wait, Mario consumes mushrooms and then sees a colorful magical world... all right
Upboated and farted with redditkarma!

>>533965039
reptiles don't stop growing

>>533959274
post it

Mariobros, what do we think of this?
https://ipodtouch0218.itch.io/nsmb-mariovsluigi

>>533961126
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EksDR82jjpo
I mean of course this ignores that Goombas do chase Mario in 3D games.

>>533973807
Without even looking at it I am immediately wary of it because Mario VS Luigi was junk in the original game.

>>533973807
Just reported it for stealing from Nintendo.

DK Bananza brought back

>kritter
>klaptrap
>kaboom
>necky
>zinger
>army

any other essential kremlings missing?

>>533976031
people like you are why we can't have nice things

>>533970035
Are Parabeetles reptiles, birds or anthropodes?

>>533970035
>Bowser's minions chuckling as the King of the Koopas is held at gunpoint
I wonder if they'd ever perform a mutiny or revolution against their leader atp

>>533976723
Krusha? Klump? Kopter?

>>533976031
Based

>>533973807
Looks kinda interesting, but nothing I'd personally play imo also because I have no friends

Is this true? Is Rosalina a hag?

How good is 3D world? I wanna give Nintendo some money but am not sure on which game

>>533977991
Yes, the super mario franchise has always been a hag-loving series

>>533977991
Armpits...
also yes, technically, but not in a gross way like the usual gross dommy mommy type of character

>>533978509
What games are you considering?

>>533977991
I hope so.

>>533978509
>I wanna give Nintendo some money

>>533978509
It's pretty good. One of the better 3D Mario games.

Let's be real, Rosalina would be the kind of woman who would constantly summon Mario to the comet observatory just to play goo-goo babies with him.

>>533979838
OMG GOO-GOO BABIES REFERENCE!? I LOVE SUPER CREEK

>>533980060
Why are you here?

>>533980186
Why can't I be here???

>>533980285
Because we asked you to leave yesterday.

>>533978918
3D world, FF pixel remaster (then square would get the money) or I'd wait for a new Mario game but that could take a while

>>533980670
Racist much

>>533980986
How so?
We asked you to leave because your posts were not productive.

>>533980285
No reason you can't be here, so long as you don't make an annoyance out of yourself.

>>533981197
Cringe
>>533981282
Based

>>533981478
And you are making an annoyance out of yourself.

>>533981694
Do you have any peer reviewed studies to back up these claims

What do you mean that Sticker Star to Origami King only happened because John K aka the creator of "Ren and Stimpy" got filtered by SPM and proceeded to complain about it online

>>533981930
Reminds me I have fapped to that hypnosis Nastasia gif multiple times
SPM is so based and John K is disgusting. Even Ren & Stimpy is nothing but gross out schlock.

>>533981694
To be fair, asking a tranny to not be annoying is like asking a volcano to not erupt

>>533981873
Yes. The source? ME.
>>533981930
WHAT

>>533981930
well SPM was kinda cringe, it didn't help that it had a misleading title, it could've been called something else

>>533981930
he's right.

>>533982117
I'm not a tranny
>>533982147
You're objectively wrong thoughever
>>533982168
>>533982373
Leave

why are rpgfags like this?

>>533982389
You don't get to tell others to leave, retard
YOU leave.
BEGONE

>>533982617
Seethe and cry and cum loser
I think I'll start saving some Mimi images too since there aren't enough good Vivian images, which is odd cause he's so popular. Most of it has tranny stuff or it's drawn with Mario...

>>533982760
>and cum
What an odd thing to say

Alright guys, let's talk about something more important.
Who here is excited for Mario to have a daughter?

>>533982617
>Kiryl casting Kathwack
You wanted to your post to fail, didn't you.

>hide post & hide replies
ahh, sweet bliss.

>>533982817
It's a meme you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OehCrMr4dhk

>>533981930
That criticism applies more to slopigami nig than to spm though

>>533982901
fuck you've got a point

>>533982881
You can go too while we're at it.

>>533983027
My posts are on-topic.

You know, I can't help but wonder how many of these people are being annoying specifically because they're being singled out.
Hear me out. If people didn't antagonize them, they may just peacefully post, and probably less often, too.
Just a thought. It's something I think about often on 4chan.

>Most of vivian pics are tranny shit
gee, i wonder why...

>>533983097
I was being on-topic too and they did nothing but throw hate my way. I think most people here are just mean people.

>>533983164
just do what >>533982903 does

>>533983097
>>533983262
>muh hate
It's not because this general is le hecking mean and hurts your feefees, it's because people like you and suzannefag are fucking cringe as hell.

>>533981930
reminds me of that old post of someone claiming that stories that make you sad is "parasocial manipulation"

What's with the Dragon Quest posts over the past few days? Not complaining, just curious.

>>533983412
What did I do wrong
I understand the guy who talks about Pauline cause he seems kinda robotic aka autistic but that's kinda endearing and cute in its own way and you guys should try being nicer?
>>533983481
Yeah, how are they on-topic and mine are called out?

>>533983481
idk I just like to post random funny images that have been sitting in my downloads folder for a while (even if it's been sitting for like over 2 months), and I'm autistic so there are specific "time ranges" where it's all just images related to X thing, and in this case these are images I downloaded when I was last on a Dragon Quest kick.
>>533983571
Maybe you should stop being such an annoying piece of shit who thinks they're above everyone and that everyone but them is the "piece of shit". Just saiyan.

Report button exists

Reminder that the agptroon is assblasted because his thread got deleted

>>533983928
When did I do that?
>>533978754
>>533980060
I only made these two posts and then started getting hate for no reason

>>533984096
>I only made these two posts and then started getting hate for no reason
OBJECTION!
Are you sure those are the *ONLY* posts you've made?
Because you've actually made posts before... in the last thread.
>>533720249

>>533984252
And why does that matter? You have derailed the current thread to insult me for making harmless posts and to bring up posts from another thread. You people are just crazy.

>>533984327
>>533715758
>>533715487
>>533716094
>>533716309
>>533719787
All (You).
You literally introduced yourself to the thread by saying this general is shit and everyone here is "bad" and should kill themselves.
And now you're trying to gaslight and pretend YOU'RE the victim.

>>533984698
I was the victim in the current thread though and I was making harmless posts that would've stayed harmless if some Dragon Quest loser didn't derail the thread to try and "own" me

Can we even afford an attorney?

>>533983097
and you're based for that, king.

>>533984327
You on the other hand should do what your kind tends to do and jump of a bridge already.

It's actually kinda sad that people can't be given second chances anymore.

>>533984765
>harmless
Need I remind you that you tried to derail the thread with >>533930337 (thread (CURIOUSLY) deleted)?

>>533984869
My two posts before all this hate were on-topic.
>>533978754
Was talking about Rosalina
>>533980060
was replying to an earlier post
>>533979838
I did nothing wrong whatsoever and was ganged up on and the thread was derailed because of it. You people are just hate filled and should re-evaluate your lives. End of discussion.

>I did nothing wrong
A reminder to newfags or people who missed out.

>>533985021
Bitch I just woke up
>>533975901
a bit ago, I had nothing to do with whatever thread you're talking about. I can't believe I've only been here for one fucking thread and you guys are already schizoing out so hard about me. Like do you understand how autistic your general is? Calm the fuck down.
>>533985229
Doesn't change I did nothing wrong this thread people getting hate. End of discussion for real, tired of this pointless back and forth.

>>533985229
I take it back. He's used his second chance already.

the virgin danganronpa vs the CHAD ace attorney

>>533984869
Thank you.
I do believe that the unveiling of Mario's daughter might cause the entire video game industry to kneel before Nintendo.

>>533985687
Annoyingfag Prime pls go

>>533985049
this post is off-topic >>533980060

Gotta hand it to Suzannefag. He's really committing to the bit of being an annoying fuck.

>>533986246
It's replying to an on-topic post about Rosalina Goo-Goo babying, so no

>>533986620
That post is on-topic
Your reply isn't

>>533986872
It is on-topic, actually. End of discussion cause I'm right.

>>533985435
Did you get confused or what made you think linking a pointless post from your schizo general would help your case?

what part of "stop replying to bait" are you guys incapable of understanding.

>>533987494
Please be patient, we have autism.

>>533987389
Because it's the first post I made after I woke up, retard. Imagine calling our general a schizo when you guys are so fucking obsessed with me when I just started posting here regularly a few days ago.
>>533987494
I know, I should. It's just hard to understand how retarded this place can be.

>>533986346
I am not annoying.

>>533987893
Unless they're being intentionally annoying, a person does not choose if they are annoying or not.

>>533987604
>Because it's the first post I made after I woke up
That post doesn't provide any evidence to support that claim, so again, what made you think linking a pointless post from your schizo general would help your case?

Oh were doing this again...just got into the thread.

>>533988628
Mayhem thread currently.

>>533988628
People just need to stop replying to the newest shitposter on the block and there's a big chance things will calm down way quicker than last time.

>>533973807
>MvL
We played this before together here, it was fun.

>>533976723
Kredits should have more kremlings too.

>>533965039
I'd put Galaxy bowser (large) to the other side of Mario and DK, then Sunshine bowser (Huge)

It’s really interesting how Tour can make something like Sydney 2R/T so damn fun to play, and MK8 Sydney really fun as well; but at the same time regular Sydney 2 and 2R are some of the biggest bores and worst things I’ve played in any Mario game

I'M AN ALLIGATOR

Wario avatars on NSO

>>533999492
Why does Wario have so many cute girls

>>533999492
How does the bubble icon look on the home screen? Does it fit perfectly?

>>533999698
Why haven't you left yet?

THESE are MY BOYS

How do I get better at Panel de Pon. Someone posted a romhack of Pokemon Puzzle League that puts the scrapped fairies in, but I can only beat medium difficulty.

>>534000906
That's off topic

It was a Yoshi game.

>>534001658
Pokemon has its own board and isn't Mario related, and you were talking about Panel de Pon, not Yoshi's Cookie.
>>534000906
Thank you for deleting that

>>534001980
>Yoshi's Cookie.

>>534001980
Yoshi's Cookie is fucking awful. Why did they make that? Did they really think just slapping Yoshi on to it would make it sell?

>>534002216
Yoshi Cookie is amazing actually. Better than Tetris but not Puyo Puyo

>>534002385
Wait, I'm thinking of Yoshi.

>>534002550
I'm confused
Do you just hate Yoshi? Who even does that?

>>533938157
HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY RARE

>>534003075
Oh. I forgot this game existed.

>>534003618
> https://x.com/RareLtd/status/1952327433010491560
>A graveyard image to remind us they'll keep these ips and do nothing with them
T-thanks rare...

Yoshi was a mistake. The only "Yoshi" game that is actually good is Yoshi's Island and the rest vary from shovelware to mediocre.

>>534004597
I wanna suck Lucas's pp so bad

>>534004972
You uh... you what now?

>>534004972
Stop slandering this character with your shitty bait. They already have enough controversy.

>>534005049
His cute little shota weewee, my mouth.
>>534005121
I've been defending Vivian for years. Fuck off.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/42510205/#42558668

>>534005517
>tranny lover is a pedophile
every time

>>534005517
That makes it even more pathetic that you devolved into slandering something you like so easily.

>>534005517
Please leave the general until you are ready to be productive, and not rude.

>>534005687
I'm only into lolis/shota, not real people. And I hate trannies.
>>534005937
Where is the slander??? I don't find anything I said slandering since this is 4chan and if you think loli/shota is equal to real pedophilia then you need to kill yourself.
>>534006067
They were rude to me

>>534006228
Cope harder.

>>534006642
No clue what I'm supposed to be coping about but it's fun making people like
>>534006793
mad

>>534007107
tranny

>>534007179
Can you generate some Pauline taking BWC for me :^]

>>534007372
That is not allowed here.

>>534007372
>BWC/BBC race war shit now
/v/ called, you should go back

>>534007107
Okay well have fun training your brain to only get off on underage b& without even knowing it. It's all stimulating the same areas of the brain and releasing the same chemicals and creating those associations with eachother, both real and drawing. ;^)

>>534007943
>>534008114
>>534008143
Okay but aifag still needs to do the needful and generate loli Pauline taking BWC sir
Sorry I'll stop shitposting too hard I'm bored

>>534008387
We will not allow Pauline to be disrespected like that, not on here.
That is also in violation of this board's rules.

>>534008387
>generate loli Pauline taking BWC sir
Again BBC/BWC race war brainrot shit should stay on /v/
Also the aifaggot doesn't even do loli stuff so I don't know why you're asking.

Vivian would never suck a shota

>Niggas wouldn't fuck the krock
Sad

>>534008670
>>534008853
Holy moly you guys are so autistic you can't even understand sarcasm. And I thought I was being too annoingly shitposty.
>>534008896
Those yellow lips are made for shotas!

>>534008896
This guy isn't even a real vivian fan so ooc self insert shit that wants vivian to be a pedo isn't surprising.

Around 3 threads ago, things were a semblance of normal.

I think I'm starting to see that correlation between people who push the ugly AI stuff and autogynephilia.

>>534009108
Keep her thick tranny lips away from cock

>>534009839
Anon said to ignore shitposters and instead people ignored his thread and went into this one and to no one's surprise it's awful

>>534010610
That was the shitpost thread we all ignored by the disingenuous shitposter (OP also confirmed it), tard.

>>534009504
Been posting about Vivian for years, played TTYD twice. Kill yourself.
>>534010482
Sounds like you secretly want that or something, weird.

>>534010750
Yet this thread has all the tranny shitposting! Keep trying to defend your shitpost thread dumbass.

>>534011005
Kill yourself.

>>534010809
Why would I want juicy tranny lips wrapped around a cock?

>>534011138
I think it's time for you to stop posting

>>534011372
I think you should leave and not post her big purple tongue begging for cock

There's 0 viv shota porn. Tranny lost.

>>534011450
But it's fine to post HIS pink tongue begging for cock, so don't worry!

>>534011774
Vivian is a dumb troon who will never suck cock

What's with the trend of people hating when game characters say anything more than "bing bing wahoo". Do they hate their characters being characters so much?

>>534012036
Rosalina sucks

>>534012027
Two wrong statements
Can you fact check your post

>>534012347
Already did. Vivian is a tranny and also never sucked a cock.

>>534012153
talking more about Pauline

>>534012036
Probably self-inserters

This just in: Vivian rimjob

>>534012347
Oops I saved 55 twice
Saving new images too quick
>>534012402
Have seen many images to disprove the second one, and Vivian is officially called an otokonoko
He's also officially cute so I'm sure many people would let him suck them off
>>534012540
THIS!!!

>>534012653
0 images of that tranny doing that exists

>>534012653
Mario might have a daughter.

You think for an AGP faggot they'd be more accepting of a character being trans

>>534012653
Vivian blowjob or Vivian rimjob?

>>534012842
I just saw one of him doing it with two people... curious
>>534012924
Proud of him! Would she suck Vivian's purple cock?

>>534013127
Literally doesn't exist

>>534013127
She will not.

>>534013127
She only sucks apes

>>534013127
I do not trust this Vivian with shotas

>>534012975
Sucking off Vivian while she gives a shota a rimjob!
>>534013463
That shota is going to learn how to anal only orgasm very quick~

>>534013648
No one should have sex with vivian

>>534013648
I meant he*
sleepy

>>534013648
Shotas can't even cum

>>534014201
They can feel the pleasure but go from dry to clear, dummy

>>534014338
And you know this how?

>>534014376
I'm a guy and started masturbating early

>>534014528
Anally

>>534014528
Would Vivian lips leave a yellow mark

>>534014612
...no
>>534014718
Yes!

>>534014761
>...no
I don't believe you..

>>534014761
But then it would cover all of the shota

>>534013463
>>534014975
holy cringe enabler

>>534014834
>>534014975
Okay freaks shush up I'm going to sleep
go fap or something
>>534015120
Mad everyone loves me and Vivian

You made this happen

Kill all shitposters and puppetfags replying to them

>>534015159
Go jerk your small dick somewhere else

oh my banana

>>533999492
Shokorabros stay winning

>>534006793
>even the aifag hates futafag
kek

speaking of rayman and nintendo again
there are like 4 rayman fans in japan and one of them tweeted this lol

>>534029024
Why are you obsessed with what random Japanese people think? Get a personality instead of sucking off the Japs.

>>534030730
NTA but this seems like an overreaction, did a jap hurt you anon?

>>534026960
we already knew those two troons hated eachother despite having the same schizo behavior

>>533959343
Not so fast!

>>534032491
Anybody posting random twitter screenshots deserves to be relentlessly mocked.

>>534009839
It really puts things into perspective, we complained that our schizos were bad, but they're harmless compared to the mental illness of /dgr/

Soul vs soulless

>>533985998
Hearing Bowser's Road while driving to Bowser's Castle was the only time the intermission gimmick was remotely decent in this game

>>533944032
I'm really amused by his pointing pose. Feels like he's saying "yeah you run away you... bullet... william."

I just got my copy of Nintendo Dream in, is this MK World dev (?) interview new? Has it been translated yet?

>>534042098
zoombafag..

Wtf are these figures
I've never seen em, did jakks release a 2.5 inch diddy and dixie?
Is that movie DK?

>>534050007
>did jakks release a 2.5 inch diddy and dixie?
They did, yeah, but the ones in the picture are just bootlegs based on them

>>534050557
oh they're bootlegs?
didn't look like that to me

>>534045152
We knew about it, but no one has trnaslated it yet.

>Bianco Hills is being terrorized by muddy piranha plants
>Ricco Harbor is being terroized by inky bloopers
>Gelato Beach is chilling while waiting for a bird to hatch
>Pinna Park is being terrorized by robots and machines
>Sirena Beach is being terrorized by ghosts
>Noki Bay is being terrorized by eels with bad teeth
>Pianta Village is being terrorized by lava
Why does Gelato get off scott free?

>>534054931
The egg in Gelato Beach was being terrorised by the bootleg Cataquacks and Wiggler.

>>534007107
There's only one possible reason the phrase "universal pedo death" would upset you.

>>534058848
ranjeesh why are you fighting your fellow tranny

>>534058848
Where did I say I was mad? Was just laughing at you coming in with that mad enough after we were discussing loli/shota stuff
You need help

>>534026960
If someone doesn't unequivocally hate all pedophiles, it certainly raises some questions about that person!

What was the reaction of anti-krool fags getting fucking owned?

>>534062549
here? absolutely nothing because we were getting spammed by a shitposter who was derailing threads, just like we are now by 3.

>>534062549
The one anti-Krool guy we had just disappeared, so i guess they all went into hiding.

>>534062527
You're seething so hard it's hilarious
Keep ignoring and pretending me talking about loli/shota didn't make you have a melty

>>534050557
So it's a bootleg of this

Threadly reminder (original unmolested Japanese edition!)

Good news everybody

>>534068281
Sounds good. Only fake fans disliked these games.

>>534068281
Ewwww

>>534068281
I am only interested if they've all been updated to use Wii U NSMB assets

>>534068281
Does the rumor specify whether it's a Switch 2 exclusive? Would be hilarious if, after getting two NS2-exclusives that started development as NS1 games, the next one we get is just a collection of damn ports.

>>534068281
Is there any good argument as to why we shouldn't want this? These games never got ported so what's wrong with it? It would bring the rest of the NSMB series to Switch along with U and Wonder.

>>534071743
Fake fans hate NSMB because they don't place any value in gameplay. Sadly they're very vocal about being fake fans.

>>534071743
People wanted 3D Land, Galaxy 2, and 64DS first

>>534071743
None, aside from the fact that they're most likely going to be lazy ports, but that's more of an issue with Nintendo than with the games themselves.

https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1940005130767892889
NEWS!

>>534073602
Based

>>534073602
Fuck off

>>534074087
>>534068437
Fake fan

>>534073602
Now that the Mario direct is announced, I hope we get to see the shit Rosalina has been getting up to in a Galaxy 3.

>>534069354
It should be a standard Switch release by normal logic. I'd say 68% chance.

>>534075062
yeah but this is nintendo logic so it's more like a 32% chance

>>534062527
ranjeesh when are you taking your estrogen

>>534068281
Feels like people have been trying to push that for years now. Like a "next time just watch" kind of thing.

Guy who leaked the new indie world says there's a normal direct next week

So many Directs lately... Nintendo's gonna make itself impotent at this rate

>>534073602
Really hot, ty

>>534077773
It's already impotent. Nintendo doesn't make focused experiences any more.

>>534078752
By george you're right

>>534073602
What's this supposed to be? Even /i/status/1940005130767892889 isn't showing anything.

>>534079932
It's scat fetish art. It's not a real tweet from Nintendo, the username was just swapped because that's a thing you can do with Twitter URLs, the site just redirects automatically to the correct post.

>>534080454
Why would you lie

Here's your 40th Anniversary game bro

>>534080454
That's no way to talk about Nintendo posting Daisy. You Daisy antis are terrible. Saying that she's shit just because she's brown.

The romhacks rentry pages' Mario 64 rom got taken down.

>>534080705
Just pop that literal shit into a nitter instance and see for yourself then.

>>534080706
>>534080938
This is confirmed fake btw.

A Direct just flew over my house.

>>534079932
Try signing in.

>>534081636
Yeah, worked for me after signing it
though it was just
>>534080706
>>534080938

>>534083574
Why would you lie

>>534083885
Lie?

>>534078752
They don't make good games anymore, bananz-ACK! is proof of this.

>spamming/flooding
>avatar usage

>>534083885
Because he posted it in the first place and wants more people to fall for it.

>>534087946
>>534083885

>agpfag is into shit
Well then, I guess the two troons from /drg/ are both indians

>>534088314
I don't have agp and I'm not into scat, sorry

>>534088643
I didn't say you were, why did you feel called out?

>>534089039
I'm not retarded and you aren't funny, sorry

>>534089929
That didn't answer my question, speaking of which, you haven't answered this one either >>533987389

>>534090357
Oh it's you
How's the autism diagnosis coming along

>>534090462
Why are you avoiding answering my question?

>>534090808
Cause I'm not retarded

>>534091557
That still doesn't answer the question, but let's add one more: why would giving a straight answer make you retarded?

Remember to hide posts!

YaAAAAwn

>>534092363
Good to know, thanks!

>>534092363
>>534095258
Don't forget to report shitposters if you come across any.

>>534095659
Will do! The notice to do that in the /drg/ OP was added by me, after all. I always do my best to keep threads clean.

>tranny spam
I hope someone near and dear to you opens your neck with the sharp end of a shovel, nigger.

>>534095659
Understood!

>>>/vr/11922034
Feeling old yet?

Good job jannies, glad reporting worked
Let this be a warning to off-topic posters like that in the future

>>534106581
Why are you doing this?

>>534107826
Doing what? Getting rid of off-topic posts? One of them even had slurs. Mario wouldn't want that.

>>534108731
Why are you doing this???

>>534106581
Announcing a report is against the rules.

>>534108731
Avatar usage is also against the rules.

Reminder that futafag is on thin fucking ice

>>534103291
Based and Wariopilled

>>534109757
Bro, he's been doing this for years

>>534080798
That's not Daisy. That's rosalina taking a shit. Garbage.

>>534112637
More like: that's rosalina taking a daisy

There's our hero Mario--
You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry bro--
A few days ago, I broke into your home.
And now it's CHATEAU
WARIOOOOOOOOOOO
WAHAHAHA!

>>534113086
>Luma shoving itself up Rosalina's ass to fix her constipation

>>534113679
>redditbob

>>534113762
>reddithog terms

>>534080706
>>534080938
Meh, fakes used to not look fake.

>>534080706
>>534080938
>confirmed fake because the retard took a photo of the back and the barcode leads you to the NSMBU page
lmao

>>534117081
Mario what are you doing!?

ohhhhhhhhhh mama mia

>>534125847
Mama mia...

>>534125847
kek

mmmmwah... there, I'm ready to kiss you now~
>NO! STOP! DON'T KISS HIM! THIS IS MY BODY!

>>534130638
>AGP tranny rp post/art

huh?

>>533929018 (OP)
uhh where can I get an nsp/xci for mario pary jamboree?

uhh where can I get an nsp/xci for mario pary jamboree?

>>534135781
https://switch-roms.org/super-mario-party-jamboree-nsp-rom-2/

>>534137627
I actually already found it but thank you

RARE IS NOT DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWq8EOwLFrk

Should we count the spinoffs and sports games as part of the main canon?

>>534145936
No.

>>534146508
But that would mean Waluigi isn’t canon.

>>534146864
Waluigi hasn't appeared in the mainline games.

>>534145936
Considering just how popular Mario Kart is, it might as well be.

>"anon why do you hate seeing rosalina in spinoffs? would you rather her stay a one off-"

YES

>>534153824
Hi Daisyfag.

I had a dream where I was trying to theorycraft and connect the world of Banjo-Kazooie to that of Mario & DK

>>534146864
He's canon because his costume appears in odyssey, which also canonizes several spin-offs

>>534163683
A purple Mario does not mean Waluigi is canon.

>>534145936
All game Marios are the same, so yes they're canon.

>>534166293
Miyamoto actually only meant Mario in 2D and 3D platformers. The spin offs never entered conversation, so if you're opening the door to spin offs you're opening the door to all media.

>>534166293
>>534166678
He only meant that they're the same Mario as in all Marios have the same Mario Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

>>534166678
>Miyamoto actually only meant Mario in 2D and 3D platformers.
Miyamoto meant all Mario games. The only idea of different Marios derives from the spinoff games, 2D and 3d marios are already known the same guy.
>The spin offs never entered conversation, so if you're opening the door to spin offs you're opening the door to all media.
There's no logic to what you're saying. The spinoffs are also game Marios.

>>534167417
Miyamoto only meant the main Mario games. The discussion stemmed from talking about Zelda games which are all main games aside from crossbow training. And the Galaxies had a universal reset, not to mention the many remakes of Mario games so it's a valid question.
>There's no logic to what you're saying.
Miyamoto never specified spin offs so you're putting words in his mouth. He was only referring to the main games. Spin offs are non-canon.

>Miyamoto says: It's all the same Mario
>Noooooooo!!! He actually only means the games!!!
>Noooooooo!!! He actually only means the main games!!! Spin offs don't count for shit!
Maybe we should just take Miyamoto at his word and when he says that everything is canon, everything IS canon instead of trying to say that he conveniently excluded things that you don't like.

>>534168073
>Miyamoto only meant the main Mario games. The discussion stemmed from talking about Zelda games which are all main games aside from crossbow training. And the Galaxies had a universal reset, not to mention the many remakes of Mario games so it's a valid question.
>Miyamoto never specified spin offs so you're putting words in his mouth. He was only referring to the main games. Spin offs are non-canon.
Extreme headcanon logic from you to put words into his mouth projector. He says Different links, No different Marios in game. Main mario games are already universally excepted as the the same Mario. Miyamoto knows of spinoff games when the question was asked. All the same Mario.

>>534168560
based rational mario arguing over this is how we let the shitposters win

>>534168560
>and when he says that everything is canon, everything IS canon
He didn't say that, that was sonic's xitter

Mario has no canon = All things are canon.

>>534168631
He never specified spin offs. With your logic, Miyanoto obviously knows about the Japanese Mario movie so he's saying that it's canon too.

>>534168720
The anon's just summarizing the quotes to all mario games are as valid as others.

>>534168720
He said that it's all the same Mario. If it's all the same Mario it means that it has to be the same Mario in everything.

>>534168883
>He never specified spin offs. With your logic, Miyanoto obviously knows about the Japanese Mario movie so he's saying that it's canon too.
Spinoffs are also Mario games. All interview questions are talking about the games. Mario spinoffs include literally one of the most popular Mario games out there. Go be disingenuous somewhere else.

>>534169015
That interview actually specifically talked about things outside of the games as well so it wasn't just about games

>>534168989
he only meant the games

>>534169126
>That interview actually specifically talked about things outside of the games as well so it wasn't just about games
Every question about Mario and Zelda were game related.

>>534169168
Let me guess, it came to you in a dream?
>>534169236
No, there was a question about the Zelda commerical.

>>534169416
>No, there was a question about the Zelda commerical.
Zelda commercial made for a Zelda game.

>>534169416
non-game media contradicts the same mario theory

>>534169475
Irrelevant, it wasn't a game.
>>534169693
If you start excluding things then you're saying Miyamoto's statement was meaningless. I trust Miyamoto.

>>534170485
>Irrelevant, it wasn't a game.
A game commercial made specifically for a game, is game territory, you're grasping at straws at this point. Stop twisting the Miyamoto interview for yourself alone.

>>534170485
The official Zelda timeline doesn't account for things like the Zelda cartoon, so we can infer that Miyamoto's true intent was for only the games to be considered canon. This was also back when Miyamoto was still making games before being promoted to movie & theme park ambassador

>>534170779
>is game territory
It's objectively not a game. You're desperate now.
>>534171183
Breath of the Wild was created to end the Zelda timeline shit by making it all converge into one game so we can say that Miyamoto intended for everything to be canon in Zelda.

This is the most canon Mario game

https://gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/09/10/miyamoto-tezuka-interview.aspx
>Time and again, Bowser kidnaps Peach. Why do Mario and Peach still race go-karts and play tennis with him?

>SM: If you're familiar with things like Popeye and some of the old comic characters, you would oftentimes see this cast of characters that takes on different roles depending on the comic or cartoon. They might be businessman in one [cartoon] or a pirate in another. Depending on the story that was being told, they would change roles. So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors.

Why are you guys even talking about what x, y, and z says and whats canon when Miyamoto says it's not even real

>>534172898
He meant that they act like one big family/actors, not that they literally are either.

>>534173254
They clock in before each game and clock out at the end

>>534172417
>It's objectively not a game. You're desperate now.
Projection, it's clearly game territory. It's a commercial that only exists because of the game, and made for the game. Bringing up stuff made for games in the Miyamoto interview is still games. You're too stupid to get these simple facts.

>>534172417
>Breath of the Wild was created to end the Zelda timeline shit by making it all converge into one game
This is what's going to happen to the Mario series when Galaxy 3 finally comes out.

>>534173398
>Bringing up stuff made for games in the Miyamoto interview is still games.
It's objectively not a game. Denying this means that you've lost all grip on reality.

>>534175502
>>Bringing up stuff made for games in the Miyamoto interview is still games.
>It's objectively not a game. Denying this means that you've lost all grip on reality.
A game commercial is still a game topic, schizo. What are you even trying to argue here? Each post is getting more dumb than the last.

argumentfags..

>>534176095
A game commercial is not a game, and no amount of word salad will change that.

>>534176694
>A game commercial is not a game, and no amount of word salad will change that.
The whole argument is "about the games" a game commercial made specifically for the games is about the games. It's a game topic. You calling simple logic and common sense "word salad" proves how dumb you are.
>A game commercial
>game

>>534177286
You're claiming that a game commercial is not a game. Your dishonesty exposes you.

>>534179075
>You're claiming that a game commercial is not a game. Your dishonesty exposes you.
You're the one claiming that a game commercial isn't about a game. Stop projecting.

>>534179893
By that logic, movies and TV shows are about games therefore they are games. So does that mean Miyamoto considers the Super Show to be a game?

>>534180454
>By that logic, movies and TV shows are about games therefore they are games. So does that mean Miyamoto considers the Super Show to be a game?
I knew you were going to be even more disingenuous now that you're this exposed.
The commercial was specifically made for a video game being made. Nice try but you failed again.

>>534180845
I'm simply following your logic. The movies and TV shows are made for games, and with the DIC shows in particular they were specifically made to advertise Super Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario World later on. If you're not trying to be contrary you would agree with your previous logic and say that Miyamoto considers these to be games.

>>534181617
>I'm simply following your logic. The movies and TV shows are made for games, and with the DIC shows in particular they were specifically made to advertise Super Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario World later on. If you're not trying to be contrary you would agree with your previous logic and say that Miyamoto considers these to be games.
Your following no logic but your twisted one. A videogame commercial is about the videogames. Nothing more nothing less.

>>534181905
>A videogame commercial is about the videogames.
So are TV shows, so are movies, so are comics, so are manga. So are Mario PEZ dispensers. You're stating something essentially meaningless.

>>534181617
>DIC shows in particular they were specifically made to advertise Super Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario World later on
Those shows were made for capturing TV audiences for Mario, and were made way after those games were made compared to a Zelda commercial literally about a game's release. You're playing extremely dumb in this argument to stretch things.
>>534182461
>>A videogame commercial is about the videogames.
>So are TV shows, so are movies, so are comics, so are manga. So are Mario PEZ dispensers. You're stating something essentially meaningless.
More of you playing annoyingly dumb.
>TV shows
Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about and for a videogame release.
>movies
Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
>comics
Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
>manga
Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
>Mario PEZ dispensers
Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
How long are you going to play the fool? If I were to stretch and warp the argument too. I could say all questions about Mario were about the games, while you're stretching a single zelda videogame commercial which is clearly about a videogame being released for a disingenuous point that is meaningless, since it's still about literal videogames made for literal videogames.
You're now calling all alternative media, videogames, which they aren't. How long will you disingenuously stretch things out when it's clearly not working for you?

>>534183652
>Those shows were made for capturing TV audiences for Mario
They were made as a commercial for Mario 3 and Mario World. Also, the Mario World cartoon release a month after Mario World came out. That's not way after.
>Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
All of these things are advertisements for the games.
>You're now calling all alternative media, videogames, which they aren't.
I'm taking what was said to it's logical conclusion
If video game commercials are magically video games then everything slightly Mario related is a video game.

>>534184948
>>Those shows were made for capturing TV audiences for Mario
>They were made as a commercial for Mario 3 and Mario World. Also, the Mario World cartoon release a month after Mario World came out. That's not way after.
They're tv shows not a commercial about a game release. Mario 3 came out like 2 years after the game.
>>Not a VIDEOGAME commercial literally about a videogame release.
>All of these things are advertisements for the games.
>>You're now calling all alternative media, videogames, which they aren't.
>I'm taking what was said to it's logical conclusion
>If video game commercials are magically video games then everything slightly Mario related is a video game.
Maybe in your delusional mind, but this is about a videogame commercial literally about a game releasing, none of your disingenuous stretched examples even come close to that Zelda commercial.
Also None of what you said is a videogame commercial literally about a game releasing. Also nice job skipping over the fact that all Mario questions in the interview were about the games, no commercials. Zelda too, but you're actually too braindead to see the actual point here and are grasping for all types of straws.

>>534185542
>They're tv shows not a commercial about a game release.
Do you not understand why these cartoons were made? They're commercials for the games. That's why a ton of these low budget cartoons were made. Whether to shill action figures or video games, that was the cartoon landscape back then.
>Maybe in your delusional mind, but this is about a videogame commercial literally about a game releasing
The Super Mario World cartoon was a commercial for a newly released game.
>Also nice job skipping over the fact that all Mario questions in the interview were about the games
It was a Zelda interview. Everything Mario was piggybacking off of Zelda. Though incidentally, Miyamoto does actually reference Mario Mario which does reference material outside of the games. This is when he says that Link is like Mario and is called Link Link.

Nintendo revealed the new Summer Mario artwork for 2025

>>534186702
>>They're tv shows not a commercial about a game release.
>Do you not understand why these cartoons were made? They're commercials for the games. That's why a ton of these low budget cartoons were made. Whether to shill action figures or video games, that was the cartoon landscape back then.
>>Maybe in your delusional mind, but this is about a videogame commercial literally about a game releasing
>The Super Mario World cartoon was a commercial for a newly released game.
It's whole purpose wasn't being a commercial, it was creating an expansive cartoon world to capture wider audiences that went on months to years after release, unlike the zelda commercial which is short and straight to the point literally for a videogame release only for that videogame release. You're stretching things and you know it.
>>Also nice job skipping over the fact that all Mario questions in the interview were about the games
>It was a Zelda interview. Everything Mario was piggybacking off of Zelda. Though incidentally, Miyamoto does actually reference Mario Mario which does reference material outside of the games. This is when he says that Link is like Mario and is called Link Link.
Mario Mario was already accepted into the games for decades at this point. Miyamoto also gave a joke non answer to that question. In fact it was the same case for the commercial question to.

>>534187993
>Sidestepper officially revived for good
Based.

>someone makes a bad faith argument
>wait a minute, i'm not a faggot
>*hides post & replies and stops replying*
it's as shrimple as that

Diddy's Race and Chase
Formerly Timber's

All this because some Mario self inserter couldn't bear the Odyssey ending. So sad.

>>534192049
spikeschizo...

>>534192337
I'm not your boogeyman I started posting three generals ago

>>534192773
newfag...

>>534192890
Hey I wouldn't be here if that faggot wasn't spamming /v/ with his his nonsense headcanon for the past three months

Speaking of summer, it’s still sad that Peach’s swimsuit wasn’t added to any game after Odyssey

>>534193029
No one was even talking about Pauline stuff, schizo.

I had a bizarre dream where I was trying to have sex in vrchat

>>534188650
>It's whole purpose wasn't being a commercial, it was creating an expansive cartoon world
It was to be a commercial. Come on now.
>Mario Mario was already accepted into the games for decades at this point
No, Miyanoto in like 2012 time said Mario Mario was not a thing in the games. Then he changed his mind a few years later. The games still don't actually call him Mario Mario.

>>534194005
With which Mario character?

/smbg/ has been saved, thank you anon for teaching me your ways

>>534201131
Remember paisano. You need to report all of those posts as well.

Official lyrics for Kong Bananza posted in the Today app

Ta ta la tu-tu
Vey-nol gillas tood.
Voldas deeny wollas toom.
Graw grawl worda deeny zeena gro-dilla!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
Day-nol villas tood.
Gori-gos frody willas toom.
Graw grawl worda deeny veena gro-we-ar
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
Don stoc freeb! Gro-di zoul!
Seez-at bee-en vein-ball! So stapp!
Trac my ray-can fay-dle.
Sit yu hang in-a bang yu-get dram-vall!
Don free ya for-re now wigonah.
See-yap bree-en vein-ball! So stapp!
Trac my ray-can fay-dle.
Sit yu hang in-a bang yu-get zoul!
La la la la la la la!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
La la la la la la la la-la!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)

>>534201757
not offtopic enough, sometimes the best weapon is to do nothing and give no attention as if it was a dog.

>>534201961
It's spamming and flooding, trolling outside of /b/, and extremely low quality. Filters work for regulars, but the general will die without the casuals that'll leave the thread and won't put on filters.

>>534202237
yeah but who cares about the tourists

That's it, I'm selling my PC. I have nothing left to lose.

>>534204260
Anon no.

>>534203950
Tourists keep the lights on.

>>534204260
what will you do with a switch 2 this early? it only has bananza and mario kart
how will you even get money for future games?

>>534148187
He was referenced in Odyssey though, like Diddy Kong.

>>534165190
>Ellie
Into the trash it goes.

>>534204260
TWO
GAMES

Why is your guy melting down like this>>717442708

>>534211878
????

>>534204260
WILL YOU FUCKING STOP YOU IDIOT
DO NOT DO IT
WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A FUCKING JOB
NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY YOUR OLD PIECE OF SHIT AT A DECENT PRICE ANY WAY KEEP IT

>>534209138
>gonna have to keep updating his shitpost because nintendo does in fact release games

>>534205651
>>534207385
>>534209138
This guy is fucking mentally ill he won't stop selling good things to get shit he doesnt need

>>534212831
I'm not even shitposting, he's selling his PC for a console with only two games. Quit being retarded.

>>534204260
Don't do it you'll be saying mamma mia before you know it

>>534212607
>>/v/717442708

>>534212831
It'll have Mario Kart, Pokémon, Kirby Air Riders, and Donkey Kong by the end of the year and it still ever won't be worth selling a fucking PC for. This simple jack mother fucker needs to be beaten with rocks before he'll learn. Stop coming to this fucking thread and getting hyped up about a switch 2. I have one it's not that special