Whitemane my beloved .... Edition!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™
Kezan - 0.5x PvE Maybe.

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
<Weening Orcs> whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH

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>>533916931

here we go again.

Turtlewow winny

Dead Game.

vibes status?

>>533941831 (OP)
I love when Whitemane teases me for not being able to pleasure her properly

>>533941831 (OP)
surely it will come up today, right?

the vibes are <Immaculate>

j-Just two more weeks, trust the plan!

Is there a good version of WoW left?

midna....

vibes for this thread?

>>533941831 (OP)
>Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
what kind of bullshit are you spinning op?
servers have yet to not crash above 3k people

wipe or no wipe?

>>533942032
tomorrow morning for new tests at the earliest

Just woke up and didn’t get to test. Are we winning epochbros?

>people are really going to abandon Epoch for a server that Turtle wants to fully progress and merge within a year

WotLK+ when?
How come only CN gets Titan Reforged!

>>533942153
immaculate

>>533942171
you tell me, Muzz

>hear Discord notification
>look over
>
Eat a dick. Don't post irrelevant bullshit when the channel is locked and the other mods use it to post updates. Who's he even replying to?

>>533942227
hehe, yes little billy, everything is fine!

>>533941941
>>533941953
>>533942000
>>533942016
>>533942029
>>533942032
this thread gave us spooky years.
1941 WW2
1953 not sure what happened that year
2000 Y2K scare
2016 I guess trump was scary to alot of people?
2029 we'll see what happens I guess
2032 same thing.

>>533942154
OP's not spinning anything that's a qoute from kaytotes himself, that's what he's working to.
>>533942171
it doesn't fucking matter at this point, fix the server i'll be surprised if people stay.

>>533942231
If Epoch still isn't working two weeks from now then no shit. I'm not going to wait forever to play one server that launched 9 days ago

>>533942298
why do you even have #general notifications the channel is worthless

Which race and class will you guys be rolling on Blizzard's new classic +?

>>533942091
>retail full of furries and trannies
>classic is on MoP
>anniversary is full of bots, zero customer support, and you will get muted/banned if someone reports you with no recourse
>turtle is p2w and full of trannies
>ascension is p2w and soulless
>various vanilla servers are dead
>epoch is over a week past release and isn't playable
yeah I think WoW just might be dead

any jigging?

mouthbreathing subhumans that live on a planet in the infinite universe and believing in *Ancestral stuff*

>>533942424
high elf female priest

I wish those mods in discord would fuck off with posting stupid shit while you got a captive audience. I'm only in there to know whats going on, just in case there's a ping of an update or some info. Then it pings and its some banal unfunny nonsense, no one gives a fuck, either post something usefull or shut the fuck up.

>>533942439
yea it is sadly.

>>533942298
Make a private discord, follow the updates channel on your discord, get pinged every time a new update is released.

>>533942298
mute everything except updates the jannies are using the discord as their personal blog

I'm stroking it to female humans. That's all I have to say.

Need a bratty femgnome gf or I kms

>>533942572
How do i do this?

>>533942264
they are game enjoyers. western players have mass meltdowns literally every time blizzard tries to do something new

>>533942561
i wish i was that kid

>pov: you are a human shota who got lost in teldrassil

>>533942264
I hate that image so much

>>533942497
How do you like your tea? milk - , sugar - , whiskey -

>>533942473
that fucking low-res pic makes me almost want to roll warlock

>>533942561
crop safe lad, got a warning for a bulge

>>533942775
>you will never know how it feels to be groomed by a nightelf mommy

Why even live...

>pally gets on dungeon finder as dps
>he's a tank spec
wtf is wrong with niggerdins?

>>533942775
god i wish we could play shotas ingame or someone made a mod for it. gotta wait for AI to get there i guess.

Can you retards stop posting porn here? Thanks.

>>533942231
1 year is a good timeline. who the fuck wants to play some stale server for 5 years?
They should unironically do what warmane used to do and make a yearly fresh that merges with the stale server

>>533942231
unless epoch actually gets working (it won't) ambershart will be the only true FRESH we'll have for years to come

>>533942561
TWINS Basil!

Can you retards post more porn here? Thanks.

>>533942926
uhh lemme think about it

>>533942669
he just told you retard

I have no strong feelings either way about you retards posting porn here. Thanks.

>>533942926
What else am I going to goon to? Can't even get to the character creation screen, all I got otherwise are these retarded trolls

>>533942926

>>533943042
I don't use discord.

>>533943116
Nigger use adetailer or upscaler this shit is 2.5/10

There's no way thill will ever dare unlock the discord ever again lol shits fucked reddit is raging

>>533942967
Why even have phases at all if it's going to be breakneck pace? Most people won't even be 60 by the time phase 2 starts. 2 years would be kino

>>533942775
POV: my cock is even smaller than the shota so I have to watch

i wish i looked like this
isn't he beautiful?

stress test #25 coming up now

>>533942572
Sometimes they do inform on general too though, because even they know their leader is an arrogant autist who can't respond in a useful way

VIBE CHECK VIBE CHECK 1 2 3

>-100 vibes

>>533943462

>>533942231
Devs already said they took down this timeline due to feedback and plan to make it longer. You've been DEBOONKED.

>>533943462
I wish i looked like this.

>>533943353
new people cant join discord anymore or is it just muted channels?

>>533943462
>literal roidnigger that looks like a gigganigger from outerspace
Nope.

>adetailer
wrong
>lora
5 to 8 ,made like dozens of them

>>533943778
Its all muted for users to post anything yeah, i dunno if new people can still join

>>533943738
On the left, right?

>>533943783
>go to the gym regularly and have muscle definition
>obese American instantly thinks you take steroids

>>533943778
both

>>533942231

I wish they'd just decide wipe or no wipe themselves and not do a poll thatll let them go radio silent for a day or two and then shrug off responsibility

>>533942561
Imagine this kid getting drain soul'd to death by an orc warlock and the elves getting shackled and taken back to Orgrimmar

>>533943315
>>533943848

>>533943918
grim

whats the cope now, more people will make their fucking discord servers crash too?

>>533943906
Muscle definition does not look like that retard. Only retard steroid niggers look like this.

>>533943367
>1 month to level with 2x exp (tents)
>2 months of MC
>1 month of kara 10 man
I don't really see the problem. it's not like wotlk where once the next tier unlocks, the previous raids are invalidated

Can someone that was in the beta explain what happened in the beta like did you gets
>level to 60 from the starting zones
>explored the whole world
>had a time limit to participate
or was it just like a pre leveled character and just be able to do the custom content

>>533944027
Sure thing Cletus, now don't forget the diet coke with your McDonald's today

imagine messing up a 100k player server launch.
80k would have spent 20 dollars on spectral tiger store mount. 1.6 million dollars lost because your server cant handle more than 2k people.

>>533943884
Male unless I had to be a druid, then I'd just be female. I don't care even if I was a night elf I wouldn't want to be a furry.

>Every single complaint about turtle is debunked
Tick tock. Running out of time and ammo.

>>533943698
>>533943924
wtf bros, they actually listen to the community and respond in a timely manner???

Anyone else got a double name?

I didn't even know this was possible lol

>>533944191
Never playing on the dogshit troonilla client again

>>533944218

>>533944191
What about the p2w cash shop?
Hard Mode: Don't mention other servers.

>>533944218
i dont have it but someone in the thread on launch day was saying they had the same thing on gurubashi

>>533944218
what the fuck

>>533944191
Can you debunk the dog shit class changes? I play warrior mainly, if you manage to do that I'll play turtle and pay for the portable auction jew

>>533944109
i don't drink diet shit, I don't drink shit with fake sugar, and when I do have sugar I only have at max 25grams a day which isn't often.

>>533944191
three words retard:
Shenna and Crogge
That should be all you need to not play on troondle. Have some self respect.

>>533944306
it's optional, i don't see any problems

>>533944306
>20$ one time purchase to support the server
sounds like a deal

>>533944109
I only drink fake sugar and I love sugar. all my family have diabetes when i cant have sugar anymore i'm probably just going to jump off a bridge because fuck that.

>>533942561
kid is gonna get milked to death

i wish i looked like this
isn't he beautiful?

>>533944306
Most of it is trivial conveniences, except the bags which are P2W. Not so much that you feel like its selling actual power, but certainly not a deal breaker. Also I don't play games on hard mode so I'll remind you that Epoch will also have a shop and won't just be cosmetics.

>>533944541
>3 words
>Only 2

>>533944107
You could either boost to the start of the tested level bracket (45 in beta 3, IIRC) in that beta or level from 1, which was incentivized by an achievement.
Completing some of the custom content also gave achievements.
If you got enough beta achievements, you get a pet on release.

>>533944406
fury warrior is still top dps and arms warrior went from being a memespec to being on par with fury and better on fights with adds because you can slam on move without reseting your swing timer and hit giga hard with mortal strike and execute for 9.5k

>>533944191
Turtle is not fresh. I only play on fresh servers until level 40 to wpvp then I just quit

>>533944670
I wish I looked like this.

>>533944306
Still better than ascension

Turtle gave a very respectable deadline for epoch to solve their shit. If they can't, fuck it, I'm taking my fresh shot on turtle

Unless Metzen announces wow 2 which he won't because they have to keep the retail whales happy

>>533942561
post catbox full

>>533944634
all that shit is character bound

>slam not resetting your swing timer
>a good thing

>>533944680
>Having every city service including vendors summonable to your side at any time
>Trivial convenience
Never mind hard mode you failed easy mode.

Epochbros... Our response?

>>533944306
I genuinely dont see the issue with 90% of these. Like how often are you people repairing your armor and emptying your bags? Are you seriously selling greens the moment you pick them up?

>>533944869
I look like that right(younger) , left(now)

>>533944972
same

>>533944972
ew

>>533944939
retard

>>533944939
I dont mind that they changed it but the layout was bad.

>>533944876
>B-but Ascension!
If your only defense for p2w garbage is something else is selling p2w garbage then you already lost.

Pochie up??

>>533944972
u wish

>>533944939
The layout is much better but the inn was nerfed.

>>533942457
I want to jig too...

>>533944939
NEW BAD

>>533944869
>picrel
Heres a good question: How did they started from this and (somehow) ended with belf male ingame models??

>>533944939
report him, dwarves are always like that, beards n shit

>>533944680
Ok, waiting for the SHIT class changes debunk, and the trash 1.12 client debunk, yes I have all the extra shit from the launcher installed, yes I have a 60 on turtle, did it HC, yes I think turtle is shit, the client is dog shit, and the balance patch is dogshit, debunk and I will pay 2 play

>>533945127
>>533944939
How badly was the Inn nerfed?

>>533945121
why doesn't she have facial markings

>server claims to run on donations
>server gets caught spawning gold/rank 14s
fact is nobody is going to do the work required to run a server without being satisfactorily compensated. No cash shop = corruption.

>>533945180
stay out tourist

>>533942410
Yeah, I can count on one hand how many discord servers i've ever been on, where General channels don't gets muted/notifications disabled.

>Log on gurubashi
>Charges behind you
Pssssh... nothin personnel... kid...

>>533944869
peak male fantasy

>>533945180
n-next patch will fix classes...

>>533945180
Its hard to debunk subjective takes on class design. One person who got their main buffed will say its good while another who gets their class nerfed will complain. They made attempts to make all the specs more viable in a vanilla setting. Some being stronger than others is always going to happen. Watch it happen on Epoch with Druid.

>>533945296
I believe elves didn't have markings in Warcraft.

Never join a grizzly discord
Biggest batch of fags and/or Rats to exist

the gurubashi discord is just a bunch of 14 year olds

Status page says everything is up so how's the game lads?

>Anons finding out they cant talk like 4channers everywhere they go

>>533945561
hey, im 34...

>>533945548
First of all
>Grizzly
Second of all
>lmao

>>533945548
Sorry sis, try not to be so hecking hateful next time! UwU

>>533945561
Shut the fuck up, don't invite the entire Turtle wow community to join....

>>533945548
>never join discord

>>533945419
>pins you down while a bald male human hunter (me) rapes your gobussy

>>533945419
I would risk it all for one chance at a Goblin GF

>server discord
>on a private server with 2 fucking servers
this is the most power tripping shit I've heard in a while
I can't wait for the inevitable drama where keytoties tries to shutdown the gurubashi server

>>533945548
>grizzy
why aren't those retards on gummies?

>>533945561
Did you just find out that PvPers are mostly ESL retards and edgy teens?

>>533945548
kek

>>533945548
>>>>>>>>>>>>grizzly
Couldn't be me

>>533944757
Are you a twow dev? I have a 60 warrior and I quit after the balance changes, I don't care much about endgame PvE, fury plays the same and arms was actually better with hamstring spam before, why the fuck would you ever use slam in vanilla. I care more about the leveling experience and pvp and warrior is gutted

who the fuck is grizzly?

>>533945548

>>533945419
You're gonna be naked leaning over the bed, ass towards me. I'm gonna have my BBC ready, fully erect and lubed up. I'm gonna cast charge and charge my BBC right into your short-stack goblin ass cheeks and you're gonna be screaming my name.

Did the server come up again since the FIVE FUCKING MINUTES we got again last night? They didn't even crack 2k iirc, what went wrong?

>>533945879
reddit guild

>>533945561
it's sperg kino
wait until they open the servers and the drama begins

>>533944191
Dogshit class changes, p2w cash shop, dogsitn pvp

>>533945548
Well I’m literally a famous player lol just because you havnt ever networked and don’t know any top players doesn’t mean I’m unheard of, it just means your completely clueless, like most of this discord
Prettty telling when you havnt heard of a famous player your a nobody. Again dude, just because you havnt heard of me doesn’t really say anything about me or my fame or accomplishments. All it proves is your completely clueless and don’t know anyone lol. This isn’t the first time or 10th time or even 20th time this has happened to me. Every post I make is iconic I’m not surprised I have some new fans. You don’t have what it takes to even interview Nevermind join grizzly gobblers lol so what are you even talking about you will never be good enough to join a top guild like I have joined so what’s with the chip on your shoulder? Just a trash player yelling into the void because you’ll never be half the player I am? What is it. No one’s every heard of you and you will never make a name for yourself. Lol I had higher than 70% during Gladys

>>533945954
Vibed too hard, the dials broke

Are we still going with the name <The Mission> for the guild?

>>533946015
You're just parroting things without playing them

>>533945443
Yes, they made attempts and the actual changes complete conflict with what their stated goals were, so basically they are retarded and any further changes will be shit as well, so yeah, I'm not fucking playing there

>>533945995
im collecting screenshots to send to the mods later, i have a full folder

Im typibfg this as im speeding home from work i traffic will i be able to palt tonighrt?

>>533945180
I have a shit 2008 PC. Turtle ran with great FPS. When I played wow classic retail I had shit FPS. The end

How much of a mindset difference is there between being a DPS monkey and a Tanking ape? I really want to give Tanking a try on Epoch whenever it goes live but I'm a career DPS monkey.

>>533944939
as said. they fucked up with the Inn. it's way too small and the outer textures doesn't imply it's one at all.

>>533946064
Are you serious? I stayed up later than I usually do, but I was deadass tired and when I saw SEVER SHUTDOWN, I was like nah fuck this shit. I still haven't finished my hunter pet taming quest yet.

>>533945954
sir please understand: server did not crash, was taken offline intentionally to resolve a DB issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.

>>533946098
<The Vibes>
imho

>>533946114
servers are up retard go faster you're gonna be stuck in the queue

Real talk
Should I donate to epoch or wait for Turtle engine stuff?

>>533946205
Why are you choosing to be that poor? Get a job

>>533945879
https://youtu.be/yF69yC4Au_o?si=I9yZD8Rhth0jqwpU&t=69

>>533946213
it's literally the same except you press taunt sometimes

>>533946114
You better step on the gas

>>533945864
>why the fuck would you ever use slam in vanilla
It does big damage

>Joind Synastria
Man, this is maximum comfy

>>533946114
no
die in a single car crash plz

>>533946290
why would you donate to this server after being strung along like that

>>533946304
???

>>533946290
why would you donate to private servers?

Also WTF did they do to the buildings? The whole bottom portion of the buildings was untextured white shapes. Were they really trying to launch this piece of shit? Also why the fuck is it so damn blurry looking? I messed with the glow effects and nothing seemed to sharpen the game at all.

What profession should I get as hunter? Thinking about just doing herb&alch

>>533946396
Stockholm syndrome

>>533946290
Don't give epoch a fucking thing till they can show they can actually run a server

>>533946205
Well to me turtle is choppy and constantly drops to 20, 30 fps while the 3.3.5 client is smooth as butter so there's that

>>533946315
Wonderful news.

>>533946297
All the games I like are from before 2007, modern gaming is a scam

Also I'm dead inside and need to play childhood games to remind me of better times, as we all do here

>>533946290
turtle unreal engine is the biggest meme I've ever heard

>>533946396
I wouldn't desu
>>533946474
unreal engine seems worth the effort

>>533946685
u r on a thread for a pserver with a 1% uptime since launch my guy

>>533942926
what else are we going to do? post epoch gameplay and screenshots? lmao the server is dead

unreal turd engine lmao i still can't beleive thats even real not some kind of joke

>>533946685
The engine change isnt just for the graphics meme it lets them make a lot of changes to mechanics that plagued 1.12 that you all keep whining about.

>>533946837
Epoch is guaranteed to be the largest pserver in history once it gets running

>>533946893
Why would they swap to fucking UE engine instead of a more stable WoW client?

why do spastics act like vanilla isn't the best the game has ever looked?
>BUT LATER VERSIONS HAVE MORE POLYGONS
that's like saying Mona Lisa would look better if she had massive tits

Cash shop is the only thing worth criticising on Turtle.
All other "arguments" I've heard are retarded autistic screeching.

>>533944306
>turtle mentioned
>ascension shill posts
like clockwork

>>533946982
>once it gets running
About that...

>>533946213
no responsibility vs full responsibility

>>533947064
I mean...

>>533946325
It's way more fun to spam hamstring and get wfury procs, it's also more damage than slam, how about instead of nerfing execute and mortal strike damage by 50% to make all classes viable, you buff the other classes and buff the raids too? You retards wanted to make prot better than fury prot but fury prot is still the best just.. and there's 0 excuse for that counterattack talent, the moment someone that actually plays this game sees shit like that is the moment they realize you don't play this game

>>533947064
wotlk is where it peaked

>>533946982
I don't think tis guaranteed any more, goodwill and love to the devs is declining rapdliy

epoch = caged sissy cucked by gaytotes
twow = hung futa cock pvmping all night

>>533947064
But that's a true statement, are you a literal faggot and don't think she would look hotter with fat tits and cleavage?

>>533942497
They're redditors

>>533947064
because there are 2 things were the wow team never stopped being extremely good, even to this day on retail: music and visuals

>>533947064
>that's like saying Mona Lisa would look better if she had massive tits
well.....

>>533947064
The beauty of Vanilla zones is that a lot of the zone lighting and aesthetic was just the way textures were painted depending on the zone.

>>533947091
>Specifically says don't talk about other servers
>No mention of Ascension
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ASCENSION?????
Is literally the only defense you have for Turtle's Cash Shop that Ascension also has one?

>>533947218
non-white mindset, like arabs who cover everything in gold

>>533946675
same anon modern game is shit. I have a 1080 and some ancient CPU when my pc dies im just going to go outside becasue fuck modern games and consoles

>>533947362
>retail disney bloat league of legends visuals
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

>>533947424
And? This is a brown thread for brown gods, Epoch is our server

>>533947135
Hamstring cheese was retarded
Slam timing actually takes skill like HS queueing

Will I be able to play as a 2h enhancement shaman dps and be somewhat viable for dungeons and lvling fun?

>>533946213
Raiding as a tank is braindead,
For 5mans, if your dps behaves its easy, if they're retarded it tuns into a pvp scenario

Attention: I think Slam is funny in vanilla cause of the retarded cast animation that looks like you're squeezing out a big log

I can like good modern graphics, but the visuals of vanllia wow are still great as they are. Stylized, atmospheric, iconic even. Updating them with UE5 is like putting a bodykit and neon lights on a vintage car, absolute indian trash

>>533947784
I cannot wait to see how they butcher the zone lighting and inject anti-soul gas everywhere.

>>533947610
What's the skill that it takes? Clicking slam instead of hamstring? Seeing how it pauses your swing timer instead of resetting now.

>>533947135
Other classes did get buffed warriors are just still the op top dogs

>>533944757
>slam on move without reseting your swing timer
so 15 rage and 0,5second delay on your attack for an instant attack?
Sounds balanced
>muh hamstring spam
Changing windfury to not proc on attacks that don't use your weapons damage sounds like a more sensible change.

>>533947064
>that's like saying Mona Lisa would look better if she had massive tits
Think about it, though.

>>533947064
>more polygons
That's exactly the problem along with the fact Blizz stopped doing texturework and went full polygonal hence why Retail looks way too clean
>>533947147
WotLK weapons look retarded/uninspired for the most part. Nobody really cares about Shadowmourne compared with Thunderfury/Glaives/etc. for a reason
I also fucking hate that Icecrown got turned into Snowdor with the saronite architecture. Completely lost the Scourge's character with their WC3/Vanilla aesthetics.

>>533946315
>t. never tanked

>>533946213
it's completely different, you're expected to lead groups in dungeons, call for cc, and your job is to keep mobs off the healer and then the dps. playing dps is like being a retarded kid going to the playground, playing tank is like being the adult making sure the retarded kids in the playground don't hurt themselves.

playing with randoms in dungeons will make you loathe the average dps player, people will be attacking the wrong target, then getting aggro so you either try to out threat them but risk losing aggro on the rest of the mobs, or just let them take a bunch of damage making the healer have to drink after every pull. you'll also have to deal with people who think they should be doing pulls instead of you, you need to put them in their place quickly or kick them. puller is fine if you are coordinated but sometimes some retard with main character syndrome starts pulling without any communication, when group isn't ready etc

you either have to be a fucking saint or masochist to enjoy tanking in random groups.

but the benefit of tanking is that you can be really picky with your groups and reserve whatever the fuck you want, especially if you make friends with a healer.

maybe it's different on epoch but this is my experience from classic, turtle and anniversary.

im not a pve faggot so i dont know what its like tanking in raids.

How come there is no Unofficial Kezan Discord server?

>>533947643
We don't know yet
The whole casting shit between melee swings favors 2h over DW though

>>533947935
It resets on Epoch, so yes you do have to time your Slams properly

>>533948129
>I also fucking hate that Icecrown got turned into Snowdor with the saronite architecture
It's literally a reference to the Jailer's aesthetic in WC1/2, if you actually played the games and weren't a secondary you'd know that

>>533948260
that's the project epoch discord

>>533947784
>>533947929
Do we have any videos of actual combat gameplay yet?
The thought of an UE5 female nelf hunter kiting Stitches while doing front flips through UE5 Duskwood sounds hilarious to me.

i hate these vibes a lot actually
these are very poor vibes

>>533948139
>maybe it's different on epoch but this is my experience playing with browns

ftfy

>>533944939

>>533947784
very true anon

>>533945419
sexxooo

>>533944218
>duplicates your character
>"here's your wipe, nigger"

When is the next stress test?

it's up

>>533947064
It's not polygons. It'd looked way better if the entities rendering radius was bigger. Way bigger. Any pc nowadays can render you the whole fucking westfall mobs loitering around if you get on the tower in sentinel heel and look around.

>>533948139
I was mostly planning on playing with friends with maybe the one or two PUG randos.

>>533948508
stay tuned!

>>533948513
>no seal twisting
Pass, and I know Turtle not only turned Ret into cookie cutter faceroll but can't be assed to balance it

>im so pissed the servers arent up yet im going to
f5 a thread about epoch none stop

>>533945662
groomer

Guru discord is complete reddit

it's up

>>533948610
>Seal Twisting
God I love looking at my swing timer and only being able to play if the server is in the same region as me

>>533948672
Hecking awesome using big bad words with le fellow gigachads!!

>>533942561
post full

>>533948610
>seal twisting
pserver baby detected

>>533947941
im talking about turtle, I wanna play on epoch

>>533948523
okay thats the one thing you're right about, maybe if turtle focused on that instead of a meme unreal engine port

>>533948714
is that shit still playable?

>>533948753
you're a human male paladin with no keybinds and you cannot hide it

so why does no one ever talk about turtle's custom content?

>>533948840
I am too

>>533948753
filtered
just put a dress

>>533948694
did the moon wake up?

>>533948753
>looking at swing timer
Only if bad, anyone who's actually seal twisted can keep it in the corner of their eye and naturally develop a rhythm
>only being able to play if the server is in the same region as me
If you're over 300ms that's a you problem, I'm at most 150ms as someone in NA West Coast
Seal Twisting is a nice hybrid tax of sorts but rather than limiting Ret's performance just filters out shitters like (You)

>>533948940
it's really bad and most raiders quit when they get to naxx because all of the custom stuff is soul-less

>>533948610
>retties constantly cry about not being viable
>make them viable
>”NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT”
in a perfect world they would just delete ret from the game and force all pallies to tank or heal
appealing to you turboautismos is impossible, you’re worse than druids

>>533948824
there is no full, at least not one that you'd care to see.

>>533948672
im a guruchad, but sadly just the same way pve attracts carebear retards, pvp servers attract the most attention hungry kids and manchildren, they are literally just trying to out-edge each other while the mods are too scared to actually ban people because they dont wanna get doxxed like ross lmao

>>533948139
often its not even the tank leading in raids its usually a dps or even a healer because they have less responsibility. Tanks of course if they mess up the entire raid(tinyviolin) could wipe same with heals though if a dps dies it really doesnt matter, but a good dps is worth their weight in gold. As a tank i would bend over backwards for a good dps. Its an interesting dynamic to say the least

>>533948940
Its not good

the vibes were so good last night...it's over, now

>>533948940
It's custom content in line with the vanilla style but the truth is people don't actually want that. People just want to be excited to play WoW again, and turdle isn't exciting.

>>533949138
Try me gamer, you misunderstand and underestimate my thirst for shota x NE

>>533948940
you know why

>>533948565
that makes it easier, as long as your friends respects you, and if your communicating with your group, do it in party chat as much as possible, not just with your friends in discord. there's nothing worse than a non-communicative tank/group.

>>533947183
I dont like either of those things

https://jiggie.fun/Bcl4c9

were they just testing something out or are we absolutely fucked?

>>533948940
They fear it.

>>533949108
Why take out seal twisting which is soulful and actually interesting/unique as a playstyle only to replace it with cookie cutter faceroll?
The fact Turtle has not been able to balance Ret at all is hilarious because they gave into those crybabies and made it piss easy when seal twisting serves as a natural hybrid tax/shitter filter

>>533949434
absolutely fucked. it's basically getting worse.

>>533949434
that was everything they have worked on for the past week. they blew their load. nothing is left

>>533949434
trust the plan

>>533949632
Seal twisting isn't interesting

>>533949391
it supports videos? damn

>>533949434
>were they just testing something out
yeah they are testing my fucking patience

THIS FRIDAY. IN A WORLD. OF WARCRAFT. EPOCH. IN SERVERS AUGUST 8.

go invisible on their discord, dont react to posts, appear offline, make it appear like all hype has died

Pochie...

>>533948910
don't think so. honestly, it wasn't good anyway. it was like 80% similar to classic WoW.

>If there is a custom content crash, we expect to resolve it and restart the server. If for some reason we cannot do that in a timely fashion, we will post an update. If this test is successful, our last step is putting the finishing touches on everything else we need to do to bring the realms up permanently.

>>533949256
>custom content in line with the vanilla style
it tries to but it's a bit too low quality to really blend in with the rest of the game
custom quests that take place in the regular world are good (I like the westfall questline), but their custom regions and zones feel amateurish, it's almost always big empty areas with a lot of mobs spaced evenly

>>533949794
Oh yeah and I'm sure faceroll is far more interesting, shitter

>>533949794
its way more interesting than pressing what comes off CD or in turtles case just press seal and drool on self while keeping up stacks of holy/crusader strike. seal twisting is engaging and great dopamine in the right circumstances

is Kes a biofem or a trooney tune?

>>533942775
nelf mommies love human shotas yjk

Futa draenei on human shota slop. NOW!

Tick.
Tock.

>>533950098
what would you do with this information

>>533949434
shits beyond cooked

>>533944306
You can earn the coins cash shop currency through in-game challenges like the reduced xp mode and hardcore

>>533950006
>If this test is successful
It didn't seem successful to me, it was up and down constantly. It was never running for more than 10 minutes at a time. But then how would we know anyway, because they don't communicate properly the situation.

Need... Pochie...

>>533949879
better yet, just leave it

>>533949879
Anon, a lot of the hype has already died down

The servers have been, essentially, offline for more than a week now. I doubt they will even do those additional servers now that they talked about earlier

Flying from Moonglade to Auberdine costs almost 8 silver what the fuck is this bullshit. Everytime I teleport there it's going to take that much money just to get the fuck back to questing? How is that fair? That shit should be free.

>Just a clarification: server did not crash, was taken offline intentionally to resolve a DB issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.
UH OH
COPPIE

>>533949207
>often its not even the tank leading in raids its usually a dps or even a healer because they have less responsibility.

i can see that absolutely. i have had some fantastic pug dungeon groups where someone else marks/calls shots and the dps is competent. pugs like that are rare but it's so much fun to tank in those groups.

>but a good dps is worth their weight in gold.
>As a tank i would bend over backwards for a good dps.

completely agree. after tanking for a long time i realized i can make pugs run smoother by just playing dps instead. i find most random tanks can do their job decently, so if i play dps there's guaranteed at least one competent dps in the group, one less point of failure.

>>533950290
last uptime was good. low ping and according to the skeletranny the server was turned off intentionally and didn't crash

>>533948940
I shit on it constantly. the quest text is hilariously bad and the zones have LoS issues all over the place

but this isn't the turtle thread

>>533950450
Just radiates this image.

>>533950052
In this case yeah

>>533945879
Here anon, this should help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3WXai2m8So

>>533949434
>>533949663
>>533949679
>>533949693
>>533949839
QRD?
What happened?

>>533949845
>*plapping and moaning noises*

>>533950175
add it to my library of knowledge

>>533950628
FUCK OFF TURTLE TRANNY
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SOME BIG FUCKING DRAMA THING THEY ARE JUST FIXING TECHNICAL ISSUES FUCKING GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT SERVER SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>533950480
Even the last uptime wasn't that long though. Not long enough to where anyone could call it and say its good to go. And then the cunt just says thanks that was helpful. So what next, are they now working on the finishing touches, or did they encounter more issues that will take time and more tests needed?

>>533949434
they couldn't keep the server up for longer than 10 minutes or more than 2.8k

You may not like it liberal, but this is peak Gurubashi humor. My wife left me.

>>533950512
the perfect reaction...

>>533948940
I liked Gilneas and the added area in Wetlands was cool, that's about it. Most of it seems quite amateurish, but I can't help but appreciate that they made the effort because it's nice to see people care about a game I like.

>>533950628
someone found the crash NPC, a goblin to be specific, and kept using it

>>533950480
>skeletranny
kek

>>533950628

>>533950797
WIthout the jews, the niggers and the arabs will be powerless because they are too dumb to accomplish anything themselves.

>>533948940
the content is mid to serviceable, it'd be perfectly acceptable and was until they started fucking around with all the classes bigly like a year or so ago
then any semblance of playing on turdle flew out the window

>>533950887
why would they be running a proxy in front of a game server?

>>533950797
:joy: :pepewine:

>>533951036
its free...

Don't care, still playing Epoch when it launches.

ambie yay yay

>>533950770
anon..
they are working on it :)

>>533951036
to stop ddos

>>533951036
Google "reverse proxy"

>>533951036
Why would you wear warm clothing when it's freezing outside?

>>533951036
https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/cdn/glossary/reverse-proxy/

el goblibo de las americas

>>533945879
Grizzly is like the Limit/Method of private servers. Always sweating their asses off to be world first loser. Some of their members made names for themselves on Classic launch (Jokerd, Payo, Perplexity, Monkeynews, etc)

>>533951156
>>533951183
any reputable host has a black hole already configured transparent to the customer, a reverse proxy for a single server, streaming realtime service is retarded

>>533951036
my guess is they may be trying a reverse proxy as some kind of middleware to resolve a problem because they are idiots

>Just a clarification: I did not accidentally shit myself, I intentionally shit myself to prevent a much bigger issue.

>The team is currently working on cleanup and containment. Will update more later.

I get more FPS on epoch that I do on turtle will all the fixes and mods.

I will play on epoch. simple as.

>>533951126
*if it launches

>>533951316
>I will play on epoch
a bold statement

>>533950098
pronouns in bio and the 'skeleton' thing is very tranny coded

>>533951421
>the 'skeleton' thing is very tranny coded
retards just be making shit up here

>>533951307

Amateur: Making entire custom zones every patch
Professional: Copypaste some buildings into Goldshire

>>533951316
low fps is better than 0 fps

>>533951326
It is a certainty, I have... foreseen it.

>>533950719
Kill yourself. I don't play on troonWoW.
>>533950887
I see. Thank you.

so why are trackers showing that it's up when it isn't?

>>533950398
bro your hearthstone???

Turtle troonies getting uppity, huh? Just wait until Kaytotes goes full nigga mode next week and upgrades the servers to have 30 entire minutes of uptime.

>>533951316
same. I wanted to check because some days ago an anon here told me vanilla fixes gives more fps than 3.3.5 but I had vastly better perfs on epoch from what I've played earlier.
turtle's modded 1.12 really is just polished shit

>>533951281
yes but these devs are retards and don't know what they're doing and refuse to accept criticism from people who do

>>533951638
30 minutes? Say it ain't so, I can scarcely imagine being this spoilt.

>>533951926
>>533950382
can you c@tbox full pls?

>>533952053
No, fuck you cuck.

Why are there two different pregnant man emojis?

Ermmmm epoch devs do not owe you anything chuds

>>533950797
haha, quite based if I say so myself

love that mpreg is a meme now until they can stand to look at it without reacting
there will be <mpreg> guilds and characters and they will be banned and it will be funny

>>533951307

>>533951307
epoop lol

whens it coming up

>>533952331
In the chat in the last test I saw a lot of "PREGNANT MAN" as well as all the wipe / no wipe being spammed. Maybe thats why he turned it off.

POCHIES?!?!?!

comfy freshie ambie waiting room

>>533952513
>ASAP
>in the near future
>sometime in the next 24 hours
>later

>>533952513

When the vibes are astronomically aligned with the sun, sometime in the next few months to a year

Are the servers actually up or as the tracker wrong? I get D/C'd instantly on login

>>533952565
thats not gonna work, kes :)

>Project Epoch's favorite pasta sauce

>>533952969
mmmmm, prego~

>>533952513
realistically one month time

>>533952932
sounds like you got banned

>going to sleep
>that means 2-6 hours of time skip
>there might be an update when I wake up
Desperate times. Pochie tomorrow...

>>533952950
I AM THE LAW

>>533951256
none of those people are actually GRIZZLY fags anon and comparing GRIZZLY to an org like Limit/Method is hilarious. one is a group of manchildren and the other are actual teams that generate money and """fame""" for what they do

>>533953190
I didn't, I'm was ethical, got to 15 on one character then started leveling another to 11. Had less than 2 gold on the 15

>>533952932
Trackers have been shit for days now

>>533953242
the server isn't going to be up in the next 24 hours. probably not even the next 48. because they want to do this retarded fucking poll on wiping when before they said 100% no wipe, just to appease a bunch of retards who don't even have accounts yet but are for some reason allowed to vote on the progress of people who do

>>533953281
small dick energy fr fr no cap

>>533952513
soon

trust the plan

Project Epoch owes me sex

>>533953418
oh, they're keeping lvl 15's from logging in so others can catch up

>"We need a full wipe on everything"
>"Why?"
>"Well, because someone got ahead of me and that hurts my feelings"

the fact that they are even considering something like this is insane

serious question: do epoch fanboys have a humiliation fetish? why do you enjoy getting put down by both the devs and the mods of project epoch?

so what happens if they get their shit together on the same day as turtle fresh launches.

>>533953469
ANON ALL THE WORK THEY DID THIS PAST WEEK JUST MADE EVERYTHING A LOT WORSE, THE SERVER IS NOT GOING TO BE UP THE NEXT MONTH WAKE THE FUCK UP

>cant play pochie
>No point in playing turtle before fresh
Now what

>>533953629
50% mazed
50% redditor / libtard

do gurusissies really not wipe themselves?

>>533953621
why do antiwipe fags keep spinning this as the narrative?

>>533953621
they have no in-game logging to see what people were doing, so they will pretend to be catching people in the act of exploiting chests for the next 2 years

Let.
Them.
Cook.

>>533953753
hit a bit close to home there, huh?

>>533953621
Back of the line nerd
I think I'll take your name too.

>>533953520
project epoop owes me an abortion

>>533953753
because that's 90% of where the wipe sentiment comes from. there is no objective reason to take away the progress of people who got to play a little bit. it's purely based on feels, it makes me feel bad i'm behind, it makes me feel like the launch isn't fresh. no one cares about your feelings you soft little fag, we want to play the game and not wait around for some gay poll so kaytotes can hide behind it when there's backlash.

>>533950887
For anyone curious if you want to get your discord status back to good status or earn future good boy points, always report shit like this.

>>533953667
yo we just gonna port everything to linux, add multithreading and world partitioning, brb 5 minutes I'm sure it will all go smoothly with no issues

Okay poll time

1. Futa draenei girlfriend with a foot long horsecock that loves pegging you just as much as she loves taking it up the ass

2. Plain human girlfriend

3. Cunnystrasza but she'll fuck anyone that looks at her and she is horny 100% of the time, will not accept anything other than creampies.

>>533953753
because you fucking pretending that the server hasn't "actually launched" is the same as misgendering a trans person and thats fucking disgusting.
If kaytotes said its launched its launched. Full fucking stop. 2% uptime? Doesn't matter. Why the fuck would they wipe over someone being higher level than you? Shut the fuck up. Wanting to wipe is literally transphobic. You make me sick

>>533953983
2 man jesus christ

>>533953983
>no night elf option
Cooked poll

>>533953983
seek help.

>>533954078
the night elves only fuck human shotas, you're old goods sorry

>>533953983
1111111111111111111111111111111

>>533953406
NTA but all of those people are Grizzly members, besides maybe Payo I don't remember if he is or not. But I know for sure Monkeynews, Jokerd, and Perp are since they were all in Grizzly on Nost, maybe newer blood than the OG members but still there.
And what else would you compare a super tryhard guild that hops around private servers collecting firsts other than the world first raiders on retail? Grizzly is one of those guilds that demands you to have like 10 alts for split raiding and summoning and other gay shit.

I want to start playing Turtle but don't know if I should wait for the fresh serv er

>>533953983
The average project eporn retard

>>533954147
Nah night elves fuck human male ret paladins

>>533953983
4. Night Elf, but I become an Orc and she starts off hostile to me

Just out of curiosity, how many of you have jobs or other things keeping you occupied? Surely you don't spend all day trying to log onto this 20 year old game.

>>533954245
yeah, up the ass.

>>533953983
is there an option where i chemically castrate you

>>533954219
might as well wait for fresh. main realm is 7 years old or something.

>>533954219
wait and we can play together :3

>>533950797
>no indian option
Kill yourself, Dikshit.

>>533954052
KEK 8/8

Only 2 more days!

>>533953983
1

>>533954245
Ret paladins statistically have the smallest dicks of any class/spec

>>533954286
Futas were a mistake

>>533954290
>>533954225
>>533954085
not an answer. please participate in the thought experiment.

>>533953983
1

>>533954406
My dick's pretty average honestly

>>533954282
I sit with the threads open on another monitor while I gen AI porn or play other WoW private servers. I work remote but I only have to do around 1-2 hours a work per week total.

>>533954406
im a ret pala main and i got an 8 inch monster cock
my friends in hs called me "the demon"

wipe
>piss off your most dedicated players who spammed login for days on end, most will probably leave
>cause chaos
don't wipe
>piss off every new player
>horribly inflated economy
>cause chaos

they painted themselves into a corner LOL

>>533954406
i only play rogue

Poch isn't fresh any more even if it ever works, even if its wiped. The whole experience is tainted. Even if I still play I will be seething the whole time. I will never forget this and what you have done to us Kayscrote

>>533954481
i.e. the smallest dick possible by WoW standards where everything has monster dicks

What do you guys think the surprise from the art and content team is?

>>533954282
im playing osrs, genning porn and playing jiggies when im not at work

i've only tried to log in twice and got in one of those times


at this point I don't really care if the server comes up or not.

>>533954525
play a hunter this time around and name your pet that

>>533954585
Tribute to George Floyd in orgrimmar

>>533954585
genitalia reveal

>>533954585
a poll

>>533954585
adding HD futa draenei models to alliance and sissy blood elfs for them to fuck to horde.

>>533954537
Fuck off then tourist

>>533954585
pride month mural featuring Garona Halforcen

>>533954490
>I work remote but I only have to do around 1-2 hours a work per week total.
How is this possible

>>533954710
Actually lol'd tea out of nose

>>533953983
I think people who like futa genuinely have brain damage

>>533954162
did they actually collect any firsts anywhere? i was in grizzly on lightbringer and our kt kill was 7th or something. i think ours was the first kill who never used private servers to practice it. we also didnt have to have summoners etc

>>533954529
>30g
>horribly inflated

lol. lmao even.

>>533954585
goatse

>>533954871
Well, that's funny... I think people who don't like futa genuinely have brain damage.

>>533954850
ask claude to do your work for you

>>533954780
yes blood elf sissy do the fuck to horde hot

>>533954585
our data sold

Why would anyone want to be sweaty when you can be chilly.

>>533954850
Beats me. Everything is already automated so when people ask me to to something I just say it might take a while for me to get to it, hold off about a day, run some automated scripts and give them a report. I even got a promotion last year because of how many other teams are impressed with how quickly I get back to people.

>>533952513
hopefully never so we can all move on with our lives

>>533954812
No you fuck off, cocksucker. I don't give a fuck how long you've been invloved in this, if you don't hate them at this point you're a reditor faget

>>533953983
do i have to take care of 3? otherwise i'll just use 3 as a cumbucket whenever i feel horny, don't care what she does the other 23 hours of the day

get out tourists
gonna call you a fuckin tourist if you dont

>>533954529
and this came about from a bunch of fags who don't even have accounts and won't be able to play the game for weeks, a month or maybe even more screaming and shrieking over a launch they can't participate in, who want to spitefully take away progress from the people who do have something to lose. so of course Kaytotes being the leftist retard he is thinks that this is more important than sticking to his guns or any kind of facts or logic, feels are more important than reals

>>533953895
If a wipe happens then it it's going to be a very bad long-term effect for this project

This isn't even counting those people who waited patiently to reserve their name or waited in long queues to play for 3 hours, a wipe would essentially be a huge spit in the face for them

It's going to turn off a lot of new players off and be a very big stain that they will not be able to get rid of. I don't think anyone is even thinking about the long-term negative effects something like this can have.

>>533953983
Cunnystrasza uuuuuooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

>>533954529
If you wipe the playerbase, those select few players will be back at level 15 in a day and it'll all be the same.

>>533954585
I don't care about the art and content team. I have no idea what they've done because the fucking server doesn't work.

>>533955079
No she's actually a 10,000 year old dragon so she takes care of herself otherwise.

The PvP discords are fighting and getting the Epoch Mods involved. Why are PvP spergs like this?

>>533954710
This would be so fucking funny. I’m surprised there isn’t already a thinly veiled Saint Floyd analogy on retail. Remember when Hazzikostas dropped a Black Lives Matter at the end of the shadowlands dev blog just a few weeks after Blizzard suspended that Hearthstone player for saying free Hong Kong?

>>533954875
I know they get first MC almost always, when they hopped to Classic they were bragging about how they would be the first (only to get demolished by retail chads)

>>533953983
1

>>533954748
it's happening

>>533955225
>tranny makes discord
>tranny things happen
Color me surprised.

>>533955015
Lmao

like it or not, GRIZZLY are the undisputed best

>>533955237
I thought Ion was a nigger hater

>>533955225
>discord pronoun drama

>>533955019
Holy based system exploiter.
Live it up as long as you can before they finally replace you with a jeet.

>>533955225
everything is engulfed in flames. what a fucking blunder Epoch was.

Much like Britian

>>533954585
a self-aggrandizing fullscreen graphic featuring charts and graphs detailing player account numbers and bugs fixed and discord followers. you will be allowed to react with a thumbs up.

>>533955189
>If a wipe happens then it it's going to be a very bad long-term effect for this project
i think the biggest problem is the precedent it sets, because then it means that as long as the people who are loud and emotional they can bully the devs into wiping or rolling back progress if they complain about "equality" and "fairness" enough because Kaytotes is a dumb shitlib and these arguments work on betas like him

and that's the best case scenario. the reality is that this second launch or whatever you want to call it isn't going to be any better, there will probably still be problems and instability, based on how incompetent/slow they are the server will probably go down for days again. and the population still vastly outweighs their ability to actually host people. so there will still be queues and people still won't get to play. so you're literally just recreating the same conditions as before but specifically fucking over people who actually got to play a little bit. it's done entirely out of resentment and jealousy.

>>533955637
this will be it

>>533955189
99% of you will play wipe or no wipe

>>533954871
futa is a WHITE man's fetish

browns keep moving

>>533955692
what fucking precedent retard? a wipe because of a failed launch is not going to mean anything in the future

>>533941831 (OP)
who this sexy bish?

>>533953895
Devs already confirmed tons of people exploited bugs to ruin the economy

>>533954325
yeah he really won the internet with that comment kekw

A wipe of a failed launch just means that the stress tests were beta tests

>>533955221
given they don't do server code they've had nothing to do this entire time so i don't really feel hostility towards them. they're just trying to offer some way to help or show they care during this trying time.

>>533942967
>who the fuck wants to play some stale server for 5 years?
me

>>533955821
My wife Sally Whitemane!

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

>>533955224
well since she is a 10000 year old magical fertility dragon i assume she also knows some cunny cleanse magic and never gets any STDs so i'm in

>>533955802
The launch was not a failure. There's just some server issues that the devs will fix soon. Stop blowing this out of proportion and calling it some big failure.

>wipe
>relaunch
>people make it to 20
>custom quests breaking server
>downtime again
>"need more data please log in"
>10 minutes
>"thanks that was helpful"
>downtime days/weeks
>"sorry guys, some people got ahead and the majority is angry for being behind so we will wipe again"
>repeat every 10th level bracket upto 60 and beyond

If they bend the knee once, this server is fucked for long term.

>>533942231
I dont care about the timeline but is that sick ass skeleton/demon horse an actual mount in game?
I dont think I've ever seen it before
thats a wc2 death knight right?

I just like regular adult human females, am i weird

>>533956028
The best part is going to be when they wipe and then encounter more crashing that make it seem like the wipe was pointless

>>533955990
she's immune to all disease

>>533956028
it's fucked, period. anyone who wastes their time making a character at this point is a retard.

>>533956117
yea

>>533955802
every time someone is inconvenienced or perceives they "lost" something due to technical/server issues they can scream and cry to get the devs to wipe/rollback the server. there is no objective/fact based reason to wipe the server, it's all based on feels.

the launch wasn't failed, it was delayed. the server could hold a pop fine and be stable, the problems arose when they were trying to accommodate more people than what their current hardware/setup could handle. so there's no reason they couldn't have had the servers up this entire time and just accept that a lot of people probably won't get a chance to play until there are upgrades. it was the devs who chose to take the server down and delay the launch, they weren't forced to.

>>533956127
they will need another week to figure out how to wipe albeit

>>533956130
infinite cunny cummies it is then

>>533955692
>It's done entirely out of resentment and jealousy
You're describing the world the devs already inhabit. They are lefty-types and possibly in the more extreme end of the degeneracy spectrum, they exist in the worst possible social environment. That's why they are so receptive to people bitching and moaning.

>>533956127
yeah. it'll be the deathknell for this project. What comes around comes around if they wipe even once.

>There are (((people))) who unironically can't handle seal twisting

>>533955425
>>533955457
both parties involved are chuddy chuds throwing slurs to each other and calling the other discord "troon pozzed", stop being schizo

>>533956117
yes, you faggot.

>>533956229
they know how to wipe because they wiped everyone's character from stress test 1-8

>>533955845
nope, it wasn't "tons of people" and they already found duplicated items/gold and removed them. if you think that's not true then you're retarded for continuing to play on the server, or you're just a turtle shill that's pro-wipe because you know it would harm the server the most.

>>533955189
yes, wipe will mark their server as a failed one

90% of people couldn't get it.
there will be a wipe. deal with it.

>>533956117
why are you gay

>>533956208
This. Me and others who reached 15 on launch weekend had several hours of no lag super smooth playtime when the servers were capped at 2k with no queue shortly after launch. They could've kept it at 2k no queue all this time.

>>533956229
They know how to wipe because they wipe the cum off their bussies everyday

>>533956272
isn't it really hard to do on these high ping servers? t. does not play paladin

>>533956278
fruit on head pepe is a troon faggot, good to know

>>533944654
64% of those are bots
t. knower

>>533956369
>they already found duplicated items/gold and removed them
proof?

>>533956369
Im going to play both but I am pro wipe not just to cause harm but for the true fresh experience.

>Epoch server constantly crashing
>At least I can play on Netherwing
>Netherwing constantly crashing
AAAHHHHHH

>>533956626
>nooo stop factchecking meee troon troon troon troon

So uhm... what happened to Gummy's server, people still playing that?

>>533956742
the discord in one of their announcements channels because for some reason these retards have like 3 or 4 different channels for announcing things, the devs already addressed that they were aware of people abusing the hyperspawning chests and the bugged level cap quest rewards and adjusted people's inventories manually.

>>533955978
find a new fucking video pablo

how we feeling after last night's test lads?

>>533956880
Did it last longer than 2 hours this time?

>>533956880
There are dozens of us!

>>533956028
This is what makes me worry the most

If they will be stupid enough to go with a wipe, this sets a very very dangerous precedent and a very dangerous slippery slope that can happen

Instead of just putting their foot down and saying "Things are going to happen this way, because we feel it would be the best for the game and the server" they are succumbing to public pressure and people who are very loud and think their feelings are above everyone and everything else

>>533956964
It's fucking over

>>533956272
>there are noshoes genuinely believing the ancient technique will let them be anything other than a low-tier DPS

put on the fucking dress

>>533956880
got my nelf to level 5
went to exodar and serviced half the server (4 draenei futas)

>>533956753
it was only a few thousand people who got to play at all, most of them aren't level 15 because the server kept going up and down. the majority of people haven't even gotten to log in to the game world yet, the difference will be totally imperceivable to you and not even a factor in a couple of days. there is no reason to wipe so you can "feel" like the severs going back up would be massively different.

>>533956576
Maybe if you have REALLY high ping (200+). 0.5s is a pretty generous window

The Gurubashi PvP discord is comfy.

>>533957085
giwtwm...

pochie uppies

>>533957030
the other issue is that they keep demanding a wipe based on "fairness" when WoW isn't and has never been a "fair" game. there's always someone ahead of you and there's always a guy who gets a better roll than you. that's the point of the game, you see the guy ahead and it makes you excited to get to that level so you can fight those enemies or use that ability or see that dungeon. the wipe sentiment is casual/retail shitter mentality infecting what's supposed to be a vanilla server with the mindset that this game isn't about rushing to max level, it's about the journey and the allies you make along the way.

>>533957196
so go play it with the rest of mistblade's rejects

>>533957258
pochie up?

>all the thread trannies trying to groom people into joining their discord
>always happens on pvp realms
What is it about PvP in MMOs that causes this anyway? It's always the PvP servers that end up like this.

>>533957387
Ego

August 17th is finna be epic

>>533957362
nyo...

>>533957387
i genuinely hope the gurubashi discord dies and everyone there gets banned ingame

>>533957196
link?

if youre that good, if getting so far ahead was "always going to happen" because youre just such an epic elite gaymer and the wipe is meaningless because you'll always be ahead.... then... why not just wipe
if youre that good then you'll be far ahead again in no time.. right?
right?
why are you so afraid of a wipe if youre that good

>>533957515
i'm enjoying it as like a kind of shitposty mental asylum but i have no intention of using it again when the game is up and/or the main discord is fully open again

>>533955978
she seems like a nice girl

>>533956880
I'm playing on there with a couple fags /here/. Got my mount fairly recently, but my weapons have fallen behind and no greens are in sight for me

>>533957521
n8X4bpGFeg

>>533955802
>Dev says that the game has launched
>Launch goes poorly
>"Actually guys, we were joking, the game hasn't actually launched for real, so we will wipe your progress because we feel like it" but we will be launching it for real soon, we pinky promise"

This precedent

>>533957569
why do you want a wipe so bad if you know that those guys are always going to be ahead of you anyway? so you can punish them for getting to play a little instead of you?

>>533957387
The real answer is that it's a containment zone. Don't complain about it, let them go to the favelas. Trust the plan.

>>533957387
PVP servers inherently are a much larger commitment, and therefore better satisfy the existential anxiety of do-nothing trannies

if they wipe progress then people with lvl 15 characters will seethe and quit the server
and also people that supported the wipe so they can 'get ahead' are going to fall behind, seethe and quit the server
wiping is the objectively correct option

>>533957057
Ret was totally fine/good single target, only had a weakness of zero cleave.
>epoch added a cleave seal

>>533956272
Seal Twisting is the ideal hybrid tax for Ret
Want to DPS? You gotta step it up
Without such a filter, it ends up being a shitshow

The only reason I support wiping the server is they haven't allowed people to register at all since "launch."

>>533957850
>do-nothing trannies
Everyone there is a 14 year old 4chan rightoid spamming nigger.

>>533957790
a wipe would specifically be due to issues with the server during the first day of operation, so when this happens again do we wipe again? if not then why did the first group who get to play have all their progress taken away but now this other group being ahead doesn't necessitate a wipe?

When the actual Vanilla WoW launched it also had a thousand issues, there was lag, endless queues and the launch of the game was very rough

Yet Blizzard didn't wipe anything. Take a guess why.

>Release Date : 07/26

>>533957972
>I am a mad tourist that didn't do anything to help the server be prepared for launch, therefore no one else gets to keep their progress

>>533957857
>memespec until WoTLK
>lolret, retardin, etc
>n-n-no the ancient technique made it r-r-really good!

that's why there were so many fucking rets in proper logs/endgame guilds in vanilla and TBC

it's fine to admit you're a pserver baby, we don't judge here.

im kind of interested in trying prot paladin honestly
i like the idea of actually wearing a shield while tanking

>>533958089
i don't care about wiping or not but that's a false equivalency and you know it

i just love female taurens

>>533957790
The launch didn't just go poorly, they are rebuilding the game. Its now back in the development and testing stage. You don't launch something and then say actually, we still need to do some work on it. You say, shits fucked we need to do a relaunch when its actually ready.

>>533957972
And I support you fucking off, tourist

As an explorerchad, I don't care about a wipe either way, I just wanna play the game

Poochie status? Also could I get a thorough run down?

>>533958089
because they are lazy?

>>533957972
why? those same people aren't going to be allowed to register weeks from now even after the server has been up for days or weeks. do they get to vote to wipe again when they finally get access so they get their "fresh" experience? i mean we're already wiping based on feels, it feels bad to those people they missed out on a launch so we have to make them happy, right? they're the have-nots, and the bourgeoise who got to actually play are hoarding all of the fresh experience for themselves. in fact we should wipe every 2 weeks for the forseeable future, until every single person on the planet who would be conceivably interested in experiencing the fresh Epoch launch has gotten to do so.

you fucking retard

>>533957986
you're right bro the literal trannies spamming this general 18 hours a day about pvp servers have jobs and aren't hovering around 30 y/o and also get pussy on the regular

So now when it's literally over, should I try Guild Wars 2 or something?

>>533958234
uhhh source?

So... when?

>>533958310
We're in. The guild just got the world first Van Cleef kill.

>>533958227
how is it a False equivalence?

I remember all of those things myself because I experienced them myself. Blizzard was even giving out free subscription extensions because of these issues.

>>533958395
no

>>533958320
>we should wipe every 2 weeks for the forseeable future
I made this exact point yesterday. There is no coherent argument for just one wipe.

>>533958234
mooh

>>533958250
but the metrics by which there's anyone "ahead" and the number of people who are is statistically meaningless, there's no reason to punish them by wiping their progress other than resentment and spite. and the relaunch is still going to have technical issues and queues.

>>533958486
Why not?

WIPE IT EVERY 15 MINUTES
GIVE THE TOP PLAYER 50 SILVER

>all this cope just to save 100 peaceblooms
lmao ur getting wiped

I am intuitively in favor of a wipe but intellectually against it.

>>533958630
But the silver would get wiped too

>>533958608
it's a bad game

>>533958314
No, anon, because they knew that if they did this, this would cause far, far more problems than it would solve

>>533958608
GW2 is the polar opposite of what makes WoW fun.
t. someone that played it since the first beta in 2011

>>533958509
the ironic thing about it to me is that Kezan is a PvE server so there is literally no reason to wipe, it would only matter on Gurubashi because people being ahead of you actually will matter once people are in contested zones. but Gurubashi also wasn't up enough long enough to even justify it. so we're arguing over completely unnecessary wipes that don't make sense for either server purely because one group of people has been screaming louder than the other during the downtime.

>>533958704
I didn't think about that.

>>533958576
If its a punishment to start a new character and play again from 1 -15 then you're a gay faget rusher who should fuck off anyway

Be honest, do you actually think the server will be in a playable state this week

I hope they add a 1 button rotation like in retail

I am PRO wipe, even though I don't need to be.
I am a casual player, so no matter what happens, tryhards will always be ahead of me, and I have accepted that years ago.
However, just to see people seething, I will vote for the wipe and there is no argument that can convince me otherwise.

>>533956272
twist my nipples you slut

what class should i roll on epoch.

>>533958902
yeah!

>>533958674
i just can't be in favor of it either way, and i don't even have a character that high.

if there was a 100% guarantee that there will be no crashes, no queues, no delays, no instances where the server will go down for days at a time in the future i could perhaps intuitively be in favor of it. but as it stands now i'm against this with every fiber of my being when i think about it. it just repulses me, particularly due to the kind of people who are loudest about being pro-wipe are third worlders who don't even have accounts, they just want to wipe others out of brown spite.

>beta servers ran fine with ~2k people and custom content worked fine
>live servers start to crash at 2k players + multiple custom content crashes
I'm convinced this is just a big social experiment to see how long they can string people along

>>533956476
>Just have 10% of your population speedrun to 60 while using login macros+anti afk mods and the other plebs not get to play at all
>Surely that wont affect server reputation

>>533958172
>that's why there were so many fucking rets in proper logs/endgame guilds in vanilla and TBC

Why yes, there was a ret in every single competent TBCC raid.
*oneshots you with a seal twist*

>>533958932
just go play destro

>>533958902
No, its going to be a repeat of the last week

>>533958269
>not knowing about something at the same time as someone else means I'm a tourist
can somebody explain?

Insider dev info: If you log in with the username "Gullible" and password "trollface" you get access to an always-online dev side-server

>>533959071
I just get a picture of a panda, what gives?

>>533959006
It seems a lot of the problems arise from the queue system

Wipe vs no wipe <=> scalper vs no scalper
same logic
same arguments
same entitlements

>>533958902
I think a second launch is very likely this week given what they've communicated, but I'm not getting my hopes up for high stability unless they put up at least 4 realms.

>>533959165
JOBS to pepsiman

>>533958856
it's a punishment to have what progress i made stolen from me purely because you're a resentful crybaby that's upset you didn't get lucky on launch day, throwing a tanty over my level 5 rogue and level 3 priest as if somehow that's some huge affront to your experience and that's the only thing that matters

you're a child

>>533958902
no, they're going to delay until saturday and the server will still be fucked

>>533958806
I have a theory that the people yelling the loudest are the spiteful people who are asscramped that Gurubashi isn't up. They just want to burn Kezan on the way out.

>>533958991
I have seen posts here, as well as on their Discord that some people want a wipe "To make people mad". That's it.

>>533958172
there were no logs in vanilla/tbc and even wotlk
it's fine to admit you never played the original game, we don't judge here

>>533959139
delete system32 and try again

>>533959212
...in the cuckold contest.

>>533958902
I believe!
probably not, but I'll still be there

>>533958902
Being playable is the least of this servers worries devs can't make a hard decision on anything and freak the fuck out if they get clowned on. Recipe for dogshit

>>533959212
watch yo tone when you talkin' to ma younger brotha , BOY

>>533959006
the custom content crashes are on the linux core aren't they? previously that content was all tested on windows and ran fine, and due to the server issues at launch we didn't even really get to substantial custom content in order to trigger crashes from it.

>>533959256
>>533959269
between that and the fact that the majority of voters in discord don't have game accounts there's no reason to hold a vote, it would just delay the launch unnecessarily.

Epoch players are transgender pedophiles. Proof: all of the porn spam and ai generated porn in these threads. Porn addiction leads to becoming a pedophile and/or a tranny 100% of the time.

I truly doubt this shit will be in a playable state before the weekend.

post jiggies

>>533959240
Its just not a big deal to have to restart, your progress is nothing much, unless you're talknig about all the gold you shouldn't have

>>533959442
Thats you posting it thoughever

>>533959413
dr pepper is fucking DOGSHIT
it's like niggers took coca cola and were like
>"awww sheeiit maaaang dis sheeeit don taste like me mums thanksgiving chicken dump a bucket full of spice in dat thang yeee boiii now we talking"
fucking mutts

so... if this server wasn't a rugpull, why are registrations still closed?

This wipe vs no wipe debate is getting psyop level shit the devs should just make a decision and pick one or the other it's their fucking server wtf is even happening

>>533959626
da boomers aren't going to like this one

>>533959034
is destro really like that? may go warlock if they wipe

>>533959626
Coca Cola was also made by mutts. The only white soda options are ginger ale and sparkling water.

>>533959626
filtering this post

They decided, after launch, to rebuild the game and make major changes to try allow more people. It is now back in development and testing. Realistically there is no way of knowing how long this will take, especially as they are not good at comunicating or don't seem to know themselves, or they are coping that they can fix it easily. They could encounter all sorts of problems that take any amount of time to fix.

>>533959706
Discord is closed so we have tourists

all of the femgnomes have moved on play bronze beard classic
our tiny white epoch can no longer satisfy them

>>533959641
Because those incompetent buffoons can't cope with the 30k players who already registered, apparently there's another 70k waiting to register.

>>533959048
Let me put this in perspective for you:

There are people who have been following this project for years, reading updates, helping during beta testing, anticipating the launch, reserving their name patiently and being there on launch hour

Meanwhile you found about this project just a week ago and you think that you are on the same level as these people and not only that, that they should get their characters wiped because you can't even register

Get the fuck out of here. No seriously. I mean it with every bit of my body and soul. Leave. Never return. You are not welcome here and not wanted here or in the game. Ever.

>>533959819
>double the population of warmane is waiting to register
doubt

>>533959641
>>533959819
because we have players to spare for at least the next year
they need to keep that shit close until at least July 2026

>>533959809
I will find a bratty femgnome wife on epoch.

>>533959772
It was never stated by kaytotes that they are in development. My nigga said it's launched. Stop making things up.

>>533959910
>i am a retard
uhh k?

WAIT ITS BEEN UP THIS WHOLE TIME

>>533959910
Why are you so mad?

>they aren't in the gurucord
you aren't gonna' make it this fresh

Give me a rundown on how lock looks like in epoch on paper at least

there's probably about ten people that can't create epoch accounts it's really not a big deal
i think everyone went over to gummy's new hotness (very popular and everyone is there)

>>533959910
Anon the name res thing was like 2 weeks ago, and theres no indication they plan to undo the names. Its simple enough to revert a server to its launch state based on a fixed time. Well, maybe not for these devs.

from the makers of: cant figure out already solved techology
they give you: totally premium classic+ content that will roll out at a reasonable time bug free...
KEK YALL REALLY BELIEB THIS?? WIPE THIS WIPE THAT HOW ABOUT YOU WIPE UR ASS AND GET SOME WORKING H
,SERVERS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>533960038
Because people like
>>533957972
Are entitled fucks that don't deserve anything

>>533959913
Half of SoD population is waiting to register anon.

>>533960047
Half the population will have will of the forsaken, the other half will be orc and the rest escape artist

>>533960146
It's true, everyone is there but (You)

am I banned? why can't I login

>>533960045
i'll be reporting most people from that discord to epoch mods btw, i already got a few banned

why do people care about wipe/no wipe when the server doesn't even work

>>533959008
Completely botched launch where nobody gets to play is honestly better in your view?

>>533960047
non-functional since pet pathing is broken and wont be addressed for months after launch

>>533959910
>this is the gayborhood and you are not welcome
kill yourself troon please, you are statistically going to anyway just do it tonight

>>533960047

>>533960240
Trackers are all broken.

The servers been up this whole time and you guys are STILL BITCHING??????

>>533960240
the tracking websites have been exposed as trash today

>>533960047
Fear is a weaker wotlk-version, so it's like polymorph but worse.

>>533960423
>fake news
anon, why are you like this?

>>533960423
They don't ping epoch servers anymore

>>533960423
I'm not even registered for the game, sis.

I think everyone is starting to realize Gurupochie is the place to be!

>>533960423
Anon, my brother in Christ, the servers are up but that doesn't matter because we can't connect and they are used for testing right now

>>533960361

>>533960421
when was the server last up then?

>>533943353
All the people that went "ThEy DoNt OwE yOu AnYThInG" & "GOOD VIBES SAAR LOVE FROM INDIA" are all turning heel and are more antagonistic than this board (half of the posts are troll and ragebait, most anons just wanna play)
also
>dark night
lmfao batman is gonna get kaytotes

>>533960278
Fear of missing out. Kayotes touched on this before one of his nappies. People dm devs thinking there's some invisible man with 4 lvl 15 alts, maxed professions and 100gold.

>>533960709
I'm Gurupilled but the discord is horrendous.

>>533960286
Nobody playing is better than 10% playing. If the server cant even launch holding 7k it should just shut down unironically.

>>533960152
>theres no indication they plan to undo the names

A possible wipe indicates just that

If this happens it's going to be a complete scramble and complete chaos once again

I already remember how during the name reservation day a lot of people were complaining that they didn't get the name they wanted

>>533960747
>AI slop
Is there anyone on this server who ISN'T brown

Vibe Status?

I think posting the kaytotes transphobic and abelist comments on r/projectepoch may just cause a total shitstorm.

>>533960747
imagine being a dev and getting browns so mad that they go on reddit and ai generate studio gimli art of them kicking your ass
shit i'd run a few more
>>>>>>tests
for fun

Looking at the polls people did in general chat and the reaction in chat today a wipe is unlikely. People just want to play, a wipe means more fucking delays as knowing these tools they'd have to do another 5 pm dad gamer launch and give people another chance to reserve nicknames.

So was the server test last night actually a shitshow or not? There being no general chat in the discord really hampers natural discourse on the topic and a lot of anons here have agendas in what they say.

>>533961051
One of you should do it fr fr no cap

>>533961009

Well done
Burnt
Overcooked
Extra Crispy

>>533960747
lol tell him that they don't owe him anything, entitled chud

>>533961009
Disco

>>533960787
>2x15lvl
>max proffs on one
>210gold from chest abuse
I'm not the only one for sure.

>>533961009
DIALED

>>533947064
Mona Lisa would look better if she had massive tits

>>533959910
Why didn't you tell me about this sooner then?

>>533961462
You are not white

>>533960172
DM me when you see this deca

>>533960747
That redditor is based.

it feels tired... being right about literally everything.
all my predictions are coming true... the redditors turning, the wipes, the real launch... I have some more negative predictions but I'm too scared to post them. . .

So why aren't we playing this game yet, if it 'launched' 10 days ago?

>>533961231
The test lasted for like 3 minutes before they turned the server off and took 2 hours for them to tell us that it didn't crash and they turned it off on purpose.

>>533961630
Post them please

>>533961668
>he doesn't know
nobody tell these losers

>>533959910
Preach, tourists gtfo

>yfw Epoch is actually a group of college students doing a 4 year thesis on online social gathering, manipulation and the effects of hysteria and they announce the server was never actually going to be real

>>533961009
Immaculate

>>533961668
They don't owe you anything

>>533961051
Were they real? Idk everyone is faking shit here. If they are real then fucking do it

>>533961804
I genuinely think it's a social experiment at this point to see how patient humans are and how far they're willing to wait in a never ending DMV simulation

>>533961887
They're real you can use revreddit or any deleted content viewer to see them

>>533958395
Guild Wars 2 is getting a new expansion in October, if you like open world gameplay, public quests (basically open world dungeon bosses) and jump puzzles you will have fun. If you are looking for serious PvP don't bother. WvW is okay but stale, only fun casually.

>>533961786
The ghost of what never was...

They don't owe you nothing
Not a server
Not a discord
Not a classic + experience
Not a trans-free environment
Not a all white space
Nothing..
It is free. You paid nothing. You get nothing.

My prediction is:
Saturday PM launch
Followed by my server instability and crashes.
Followed by more whining about wipes.
Followed by another delayed re-relaunch

>>533961693
Thanks for testing it was very useful.
Please try to be available for the next tests (today or tomorrow maybe). Vibes are good.
- Kaytotes

how much money you wanna bet they only work like two hours maybe three hours a day tops.

This whole launch is so Kafkaesque....

pochie pochie pochieeee

>>533962068
>mfw hundreds donated during the phase on discord where people where saying "lets send them money for more servers!"

>>533961051
>>533961982
>white man had normal opinions before the tranny cult dominated the internet
whoa

>>533955978
>yifpu1
OLD

>>533959910
I've been following for years and have an account, but because of my personal schedule and unwillingness to AHK spam login I never made it in on launch. I fully support a wipe to spite you autists.

>>533962217
Ill be your turtlefriend if you end up moving to Amberfresh...

>>533962246
Yeah and now hes punishing people for similar opinions. The dark knight demands justice.

DO NOT WIPE
DO NOT WIPE
DO NOT WIPE

>>533948260
dumb nigger

>>533962068
If their product sucks, they don't get my money
If they get no money, they shut down

>>533962365
I'm going to play a helf priest on ambie

>>533962432
True.

>>533959910
Leave Tourist!
You're NOTHING!!
I WALKED KAYTOTES UP ON STAGE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>533962514
I'll be your human paladin tank

>i donated $1000 to them and charged it back
>cost them a fuckload in fees
nothing personal, FAGGOTS

>>533962323
You guys should have got a guaranteed server space or queue priority at least. But you didn't, you just got treated like one of the plebs. You should be pissed with the devs rather than people just wanting to play the game.

>>533949901
>>533960709
>>533962217
Immediate pochie poster prostate correction

>>533962514
Female or female (male)?

>>533962647
that's not how it works

>>533961668
We've been playing daily. Just a few hours ago the servers were up and I finished the quest I started yesterday. Stop doomposting. They are having some technical difficulties but even blizzard launches are like this.

what bear fur colors are there available? I just now hit level 10 and had no idea skin color had an impact on it until it was too late

>>533962162
You forgot:
>Thanks for testing our official launch, wipe is coming btw

>>533959910
Ross wrote this.

>>533962202
didn’t they all have to go back to waging today?
if you thought progress was slow before it’s only getting worse

update doko

>>533962579

>>533962642
yay
>>533962691
the latter...

>>533962901
RAPE.

>>533962901
Post your hand

>>533962798
what the actual fuck are you talking about lol

>>533959293
oh no no no no troonsisters the zoomer is LARPing again

>>533963026
druid bears have different models based on the skin color of the character

you are all over-intellectualizing the wipe issue. we all know you should wipe sitting down and anyone that wipes standing up is retarded.

>>533963182
that sounds like a retail thing

Right, it's been long enough, can our resident insider please let us know when we can expect the next update?

>>533963250
the different color druid forms were added in wrath

>>533963250
It was Wrath client because that's when the Barbershop came out (RIP Dance Studio) and they were going big into character customization options.

band-aids patches don't fix server holes
you say sorry just for show
if you live like that you live with ghosts........
AND IF YOU LOVE LIKE THAT BLOOOOOD RUNNSSS COLD

CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOD BAD BLOOD
YOU KNOW IT USED TO BE MAD LOVE
SO TAKE A LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DOOOONNNEE
CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOOOD

>>533959910
I dont give a fuck. Im gonna vote for wipe.
As the zoomies say: Womp womp cry about it.