Thread 533942547

At Least We're Not /pso2g/ Edition

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Previous: >>533927920

pfft

Catgirls belong to femra.

>>533942734
There’s not that many good femra though

Gonna have to ask you EU people to step up your game and present better facts, funnier schitzo posts, and more Autistic proof other than " he said she said". We should deport you off our DC for these low quality posts so far.
Post something good already.

Femra belong to catgirls.

my heart goes doki doki whenever i see akemi post

My femlala looks like this

>>533942734
oh yea, then where's my femra?

first for anal only vaginal neglect maebari femlalas

femra are for femra and that's FINAL

>new patch imminent
>suddenly WHAT ABOUT ROLLER COASTER TYCOON??
>um sis what do you mean you don’t like the current FOTM??
You freaks would do anything but play Final Fantasy XIV.

I am in DIRE need of your character's big tiddie cleavage

Post them NOW!!!
Please..

>>533942709
Stop tooting

>>533942868
right as much as I say "plap" I wanna love her and take her out shopping

i now own three houses in this game and i love decorating the outside but the inside is a pain in the ass to do so they're mostly empty

>>533942993
Alright.

>>533942942
Um I'm right here?

>>533942908
my COCK IS THROBBING

>>533938152
>>533940701
I got a house again too this cycle, after my old one got demolished during my hiatus. Unfortunately, all my furniture and stuff is gone for good, I thought it would just be in storage or something if I got another house but that's not the case. I saw online that you could get it back from the resident caretaker or whatever it's called in the housing district, but I guess it's been too long and it's all gone from there as well. I read that sometimes people have received a one time item restoration from a GM, so I submitted a ticket asking for that. I spent like 10 million gil materials and furniture to furnish my old place so hopefully it happens.

But now I'm neighbors (again) with my footwife Wookie Feet@Malboro uwu >.<

>>533942970
The patch tomorrow isn’t even bringing a large amount of content, for most people it will be cleared once and then forgotten about.

>>533942734
True

>>533942993
Sorry bwo my moonie doesn't share that kinda thing

post hrothgars (female preferred)

>>533943157
Hey that's me...

Is mare back yet

>>533942910
Hey....

>>533943253
Congrats, surprised you could tell with the blindfold on

>>533943272
It's down for the week

>>533943157
Hey that's also me...

>>533943157
your hair clipping through the rebel coat must piss you off right

>>533943272
No it’s gonna be gone for a week

i had a dream GT had a gay bleached pedo fetish (little black boys or something) and also a scat and fisting fetish

ahhhh

i'm sigining in

Come on let's fuck

>>533943139
wb captain Nolan

>>533943308
wait... now im not sure which one is which... But yes, my kittens, you're all here
>>533943320
Yeah, to no end. If I knew anything about modding i'd fix it but im retarded in the brain

>>533942321
yeah at least I know they are being truthful and not just like the glam because of the cute face

>>533942993
Meow

>>533942943
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

>>533943350
we're gonna kill you man

A reminder while Mare is down that Lop is updated faster and also comes with a built in chat for syncshells that works better than extra chat and /xivg/ has its own syncshell that you can join so you factually do not have to go without mods yet

LSS-CM8DGUJV4
PW: wooberwallet

https://plugin.lop-sync.com/repo.json

>>533943307
>>533943331
Could you turn it back on

>>533942734
where do catboys go

>>533943154
So then why are you here? Do you see anyone else freaking out about “lack of content”? This is a general thread for FFXIV. Stop poaching people to join your shitty game.

>>533943157
>ryun is in the chloe clique
And I thought they couldn't get any lower than they already were

>>533943567
In the trash compactor

>>533943493
hot....
wish she was pissing herself though

>>533943493
i wanna do this to someone's sunnie

>>533943421
kowai

>>533943350
Not a dream!!!

Chat how sick was this though...
https://streamable.com/d9mbl1

>>533943576
what a weird post

https://files.catbox.moe/242vjd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/v95gfz.jpg

don't give a shit about the other one just get me mofu naked stat

>>533943493
this is what boys do to other boys when nobodys lookin

>>533943157
https://files.catbox.moe/30y8wo.mp4
>>533943589
That's not Ryun, wetawd

pictomancer is so lame thematically

>>533943157
Woah, there are so many famous people in this image…can I get your autographs??

My moonie goes mrow

>>533943686
Wish the balls were bigger

top 5 moonie feet?

>>533943523
>/xivg/ has its own syncshell
Did no one tell you that names are being collected

>>533943094
Plapping the left
>>533943409
Plapping this cat

>>533943753
My moonie is like this

>>533943660
based WARchad anon WE LIKE THIS

>>533943589
I'm not Ryun king...

>>533942970
Trvke

>>533943784
all 5 of baldo’s toes

>>533943746
Get the FUCK in line! *spits*

>>533943272
no

>>533943686
i'm not gay but i am a ball sniffer

>>533943793
*uno reverse*

what are the consequences of being thread famous

>>533943523
image dot png

>>533943885
real btw

>>533943715
really...? >///<

>>533943716
i'm in the mood for mo fu porn
post some catboxes, dork

>>533943706
https://files.catbox.moe/nqan91.png

>>533943885
I bow to my queen. S(he) holds all power of me.

>>533943784
B'nhaka

>>533943829
>they must be talking about me!
GAM moment

>>533943608
sasuga...

>>533943736
i overlook it because it's fun to pvp on

>>533943917
negative attention, unreasonable expectations, etc.
the same as having popularity in any other space, i'd assume
also, moogles

>>533943885
loporrit chads won

mofus already dripping with my cum tho?

>>533943962
>>533943990

>>533943990
bro i'm horny now wtf do I do

>>533943771
>>533943898
wtf
https://files.catbox.moe/pgkdy3.webm

>>533943829
>>533943716
>>533943157
How did this set of FOTMbins get so famous?

>>533943786
oh nooo
how horrible
now everyone will know I... joined this thing advertised in every thread? lmao

>>533944019
Me on the bottom

>>533943094
I miss mioh

>>533943990
i wanna see this flat slut's tummy and chest dripping with cum

>>533943885
I'd be sad about not being able to show my personal mods to my friends because I worked hard on them but I'd laugh and laugh and laugh forever and still make porn of my crush smashing my pussy to smithereens.

>>533944081
They play female characters

>>533943686
jerking to this later

>>533943409
*casts embiggen on her Sunnies*

>>533944012
>i overlook it because it's fun to pvp on
i spit on you

>>533944126
>still make porn of my crush smashing my pussy to smithereens.
is it me?

>>533943825
Thank you thank you

>>533943917
nothing really

So what are YOU doing on the last day before patch day

>>533944078
soon this boy will be barefoot and pregnant in my house

>>533944126
why do gams talk like this

>>533944081
>fotm
>it's been almost a year

>>533944206
PvP really. Play that out since it’s the last time

>>533943990
Naizuri
>>533944171
*hits the entire cat*

>>533943804
Proof?

>>533943198
I like to call them froths.

>>533943660
I can't even tell what's happening but you're losing + your character is ugly

>manually gathering crafting materials
>manually crafting HQ items from said materials
>turning in HQ items to NPCs or selling on the MB
>all without a macro
I don't know if there's anything as satisfying to me 2bdesu

>>533942908
>tits on the left
Yawn
I can't self insert to this, nigga.

Wait, which side of the lopsync debate does the A****cord support? Because as long as we’re protected by the Thread Elite we should be fine.

>>533944206
work out and practice guitar

>>533944206
frontline

>>533943885
I hope this happens one day mare was the first thing to happen to XIV

>>533944206
I'm sitting around trying to decide how to decorate my house. It's been empty+equipped with an aetheryte since I won it & I don't have any ideas at all

frotting with froths

I gotta confess
My Bozjan / Slav coded hrothgal (+) needs a dark skinned female (-) to own / own her

hmm...

>>533944173
i think i'm just drawn to support-ish roles (see: brd/sch/dnc) so it scratches that itch for me
i'm still figuring out how to play it well/properly

>>533944206
>>533944270
{Same}
i didn't play enough rw this month but that's on me, i just need to grind wins anyway by this point

>>533943885
Let's make a petition

>>533944078
>>533943686
Your hair looks messy.

>>533943660
I'm on other side of the map doing probably absolutely nothing while this was going on!

>>533944206
I should be doing this but uh, yeah...

It happened again kek
Blatant wintrading a day before patch

>>533943660
Arevyou the arab who pretends to be norwegian? Ismail?

>>533944070
Probably fuck your hand in Final Fantasy XIV.
>>533944102
You're up when Mare is back.
>>533944271
Bigger!

Does anyone know any blood splatter on face mod? Preferably face paint

You all know that it would take all of a few days for a mare fork to come online if mare actually went down permanently, right? It's never going away.

Mare is down because the dev moved to this 1.2 million USD house in Switzerland
also regarding plugins, he said to "expect no sooner than end of week"

>>533944303
that's valid also

Since when was posting real-life gay porn acceptable in a SFW video games thread?

>>533944435
is that bad

>>533942993
No bigger or smaller today

>>533944206
balls deep anal with a femlala

i know autodemo gets paused a lot but i wonder how much money they make from it, half my friends are mazesloppers who "quit" but still log in to keep their houses lmfao

>>533944206
I sent out my submarines, claimed my new house, queued for frontlines with my EB, unlocked Mamool Ja quests, and am going to go wage soon.

>>533944206
i was getting collectables for scrips now im trying to stay awake for cinder surprise

>>533944512
mofu lovely photo, smooch

>>533944342
i think you would enjoy any automation game more than FFXIV

>>533944526
even if you make a fork you have to host servers for it and create a whole new auth system

>>533944206
Cooking

>>533944512
pissing on this blind bitch

>>533944589
need to have sex with your cat, stat!

>>533944589
same size

xivg posters u cant stand and why

>me femlala dissolves your bedroom door in her hyperacidic piss and places your whole desk underneath this foidalop (phantom) ensemble
Well? Eat it.

>>533944526
You going to host the server for it?

>>533944206
Dicking around with housing
Leveling

>>533944512
Bigger
>>533944589
Then I will just /pet /pet instead

>>533944564
its not gay porn if im a woman watching it

>>533943829
Rape

>>533944649
Me otr

>>533944526
Yeah it’ll come back as a paid service because the sheer amount of data Mare processes is ridiculously high.

>>533944570
Only kind of. Nice webm fag.

why does FF14 Europe get to be 4 distinct countries but FF14 South America gets to be only one. The whole fucking continent - just one

>looking at tank armor
>Viera can wear the ugly ass lv 96 gimp helmet
Of course they can
this game is a fucking humiliation ritual

>>533944713
is it me

>>533943885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnNjFMwXHcI

>>533943660
hey i'm in this party list
this pvp cat is VIOLENT
also smooch

>>533944643
Read motherfucker

>>533943660
>troon shit on the bottom left
>garbage music
Why are y'all like this

>>533944206
FARMING A DUNGEON THAT JUST WONT DROP ME THE PIECE I WANT

>>533943990
rape

>>533944785
Because YoshiP doesn't like South America

After having played thousands of matches on CC, I've come with the following conclusions.
>Top 3 worst players in order by world
Goblin
Coeurl
Brynhildr
>Top 3 worst jobs in order
BRD
RDM
DNC
Will do no damage while having the most deaths. Never LB.
There is only a small percent of these players who actually put stats on the board.

>>533944785
he’s the first boss we fight in the heavyweight class huh?

>>533944783
its not really messy just really curly
<3

>>533944785
>south american
lol

if mare and plugins died this game could finally start healing
its so funny seeing the balance trooncord ban all mention of autoduty but endorsing automarker and splatoon is all good

>>533944785
it's not

>>533944756
Oh yeah? proof?

>>533944617
Mwah mwah~
>>533944685
They have toilets for that you know
>>533944739
Ul'dah never stood a chance.
>>533944883
raping you back

>>533944607
Die die die die die

>>533944868
You'll get it soon bwo surely..

>>533944536
I thought he lost money with mare or broke even, but I guess it's profitable

yshtola and my WoL in front of Runar

>>533944206
I was working on the moon crafting achievements but I'm about to start some blue mage log completion :]

>>533944785
Because of the escalating scope of the game
it was fantasy africa when it was just eorzea and now years later they have to go through a continent/shard per expansion sometimes multiple per expansion to move on and keep increasing the scope
If they go to the void/meracydia expect there to be multiple shards/continents in 8.0 with them getting very little time

>>533942970
>Written in assembly code
>Runs in every machine ever, regardless of gayfix cards or CPU
>Full blown expansions
>Can be played at the same time as this shit show that maxed out your GPU to 99% while you stand around idling.
Sorry chud, superior programing wins again

>>533944713
R'agi.
I don't know, I lift him and bro just drops every time. You got legs my man, just use them.

>>533944850
u just know bro only listens to classical music and plays paradox games

>>533944598
>decide to not play anymore
>but also don't wanna miss their virtual houses, IN the game they don't play anymore
What causes this retardation?

>>533944952
I don’t have proof because it hasn’t happened yet

>>533944206
might do some roulettes, take it easy. Maybe some more pithair prog idk

>>533944713
Remus anima
He stole my bitch

>>533943962
Since you asked so nicely
https://files.catbox.moe/21e8zg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0my90k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/p2fgdx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dl1q1p.png
>>533944081
The pink one is a fucking sociopath loser actually. I talked to him in game? Like talking to a brick wall. Said "If you're not gonna mare sync so I can goon to your toon, get out of my sight". Last time I ever talked to an ebin from here.
>>533943990
Can't wait for Mare to be back to impale this slut.

>>533945008
Good luck Loro!
Are we gonna try for m8s tomorrow?

>>533944357
>mistress
>dick

>>533945087
I meant come and prove you'll do it

Hand it over. That thing, your monday tune.

>>533944206
farming s ranks that spawn so I can finally, finally be done with and focus on something else in game.

>>533945081
I haven't read this post but I like this Noelle pic it's funny

>>533944607
>No submarines
>Not even a single house to build and deploy submarines
>No eb
>No gatherers to level
>Neet
I'm going to kill myself

>>533945081
nta but i want to FUCK berdly

>>533944536
>>533945003
anyone wanna call in a quick tip to the IRS

>>533944713
GT.

>>533942970
think about what they're adding tomorrow
>viera hats (lmao)
>more talk to wuk lamat> 1 dungeon
>1 trial
>1 extreme
and uhhh that's it, that's legit the end of the patch, that's 2 hours of content and then you're back to gposing with viera hats

Can't wait for TANKS in PVP to be damn near USELESS next patch

>>533944206
same thing i always do

>>533942547 (OP)
Where can I get a whoreshtola like this?

>>533945019
>fantasy africa
Eorzea is very clearly Europe, Africa doesn't exist on Etheirys

I'm so tired of the inflated balloon dog modbeast pipeline, everyone eventually starts looking like they had their tits and thighs inflated like a balloon. The grease meta makes them look even more like balloons.

>>533945125
is dat consensual....

>>533945131
Probably not tomorrow D: new patch is gonna have us doing EX5 most likely, so M8S will likely be the week after :D

>>533944903
interesting…
Where do the best players come from?

How long will XIV be down?

>>533945156
bwo that’s not rape if you want me to come over

>>533944785
because gulool ja ja united them, there used to be constant infighting throughout the region
this is literally in the msq

>>533945314
9 hours! So get your sleep!

>>533944936
How have the gooners been coping with Mare being down?

>>533944206
getting inspiration for my front yard designs
i think i'll do a little seating area under some nice trees near a campfire. . .

>>533945314
About 9 hours

>>533945318
That sounds like backing out and cowardice to me... im disappointed!

>>533945286
Okay! Ill be ready for that!

>>533943139
Oh hell yea, it's time for us to hold a pool party meetup, either a player auction, or a shitty summer flix meetup like showing all 9 fast and the furious movies

Who does my moonie belong to

>don't have a nonny to send me lewd gposes and tease me
its over

Ugh.. need ass..

Femlala footjob

>>533944903
>Brynhildr
>DNC
. . .

>>533944092
She was posting yesterday though

>>533945187
Berdly post

balloon femlalas?

>>533945371
>>533945392
damn I was hoping for more

>>533944964
>Feed from a drone, milliseconds before it blew them all into pieces.
Grim.

>>533944903
bad players piloting these jobs doesn't mean they don't/can't do damage
if you know how to aoe, brd numbers can get surprisingly high but it also depends on the match length, obviously
after tomorrow that may change

>>533944401
You should put a bed in it so we can break it in

>>533945256
I wouldn't be surprised if they pull it out of somewhere as a hidden continent eventually
>>533945347
yeah i know why in an ingame sense but I mean why in a meta sense. If each zone was a different sovereign nation that would have been far more interesting and could have potentially lead to more interesting things down the line

>>533944536
>making bank off of incels and trannies
Honestly, he has my respect

free use public boywhore here

i am a femlala who doesn't want to log in and goonpose today but there's nothing else to do

>>533945225
Just play the best tank.

itt: picrel but raiding

>>533945125
How do you feel about your twink doppelganger?

>>533945285
EBing is consent so yes :D
>>533945158
I blame Hora for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U6qefKcOrg
>>533945262
My moonie looks like this when I make her skin blue

>>533945187
This nigga trynna fuck McLovin

>>533945734
>EBing is consent
okay LT

>>533945734
do you wanna have an affair together

>>533945645
are you the irl meena from last thread

when’s the labubu collab i want a little labubu minion and a cute labubu outfit

>>533945661
post your goonpose examples

Glub

>>533945670
Picto?

>>533944690
20mg of sex coming up!
>>533944706
Phew that's lucky just the size i wanted /pet
>>533944739
Giving those top floors their money's worth /pet /pet

>>533945871
you dont have to ask, just walk up and rape her

>>533943660
Let me guess, despite your "epic" compilation and personal performance of targeting (whoever) your team still lost to them anyways.
People who post this kinda stuff are the lowest of the low usually. You are no exception

I wasn't able to make top 100 in my 3 days of playing bros I'm sorry I let you all down.

I was actually on track to but then the last games of the night got a little bit silly and I embraced it.

>>533945938
hnnnnggghhhhh

>>533945685
Niggas when a patch ain’t got a savage or ultimate

>>533945081
Psychologically if you have already played a thing for thousands of hours you will cling to the belief that even if it's bad now you might want to play it again in the future and that belief is likely to be true, too
Combine it with the immense FOMO created by housing and how difficult it is to get one between the lotto and intentional scarcity and it's not hard to see why people would want to keep their house incase they decide to come back

>>533945912
and this thread too but yeah

Can my catboy join the puppycord

>>533945225
Trust the plan
>All tanks getting a "Immune to CC tank CD"
TRUST THE PLAN

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/5vqXhPxdiC0?si=UbBVM0Aoc-gFWwek

>I read that sometimes people have received a one time item restoration from a GM

That is a one time *per account* time thing, and it is only for one item, and if I am not mistaken, the item must have been discarded like, within the last 10 or so days.

>>533945938
Bigger
>>533945962
Hard to not put on a show at that size /smirk

im just trying to be fucked and watch as my dick flops around in ffxiv... is that so hard..?

This is the best time to play the game, knowing all the gooners are locked out of mare and they have to sit there and seethe

>>533945709
They're cute! We finally met just now. We should totally take a cute boypicture together sometime....
>>533945871
Only if you promise not to tell my wifey~

Does this thing look mentally ill enough yet or still a ways to go
>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBz8eBn8PQ

>>533945003
he makes back 10x what mare costs solely from patreon and ko-fi money

>>533946102
>bigger

How do you guys normally go about maximizing gathered materials? I read a post saying that (at least in the Diadem) you can save GP actions for nodes with bonus yields rather than spending it constantly. Is that the best way to go?

>>533946193
looks normal

>>533945158
Я тeбя нe пoмню, я тeбя нe cлышy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVeTyUZY_g

>>533945608
>making bank off of incels and trannies
You're retarded. Sex sells. It always has.

>>533944312
>>533944850
>>533945969
Are you the ones he dunked?

>>533945225
Hope MoN loses its mana burn and maybe BRD as well

>>533946217
Love tracksuits

>>533946217
wish more people here made B.E. pics instead of just always being huge

>>533945158
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SaSCEruseZs

>>533944206
The first alliance raid because I haven't done it yet!

Gooner bench bros...

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/32udqal_lyQ

>>533946207
he said that? if true, damn

>>533946217
Fucking disgusting shit

>>533946217
left -> my femlala (vanilla)
right -> my femlala (modded)

A friend is all he wanted
A friend is all my lala asked for
A friend is what i got
but i was being harmful to my new friends
they left me why did they leave me... WHY ARE THEY LEAVING MEEE
my lala is once again alone
why
why why why why
i will take revenge that is what i'll do even though they've been nothing but nice to me
REVENGE for being mean to these new nice friends i thought was friends
a friend...
a friend is all i wanted

>>533945006
You wish

>>533946273
pidor

>>533946330
Need to see certain femras in them.
>>533946348
I think Tzera did a few BE pics.

>>533945521
please ignore how shit and rushed this is

>>533945608
t. consolefag

>damn SE games have really become shitty now a days
>even XIV basically killed itself by outsourcing the story to literal trannies
>get confused as to how japs can act uncharacteristically un jap
>look up the board of directors
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN

>>533946263
Piss

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-Mzf3vAUk&list=RDbO-Mzf3vAUk&start_radio=1

>>533946439
Cюдa пoдoшeл.

>>533946193
oh my god basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod!!!!!!
also wife

>>533946418
atma you're a weirdo

>>533946462
>targeting me in particular

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQpSO8Z8OjY

Hello

>>533946493
Calm down sis

>>533946447
I'd put my giant, busty femra golem in one, but I don't mod anymore

>>533946394
hi meiwo

>>533946532
d00d

>>533946602
I'll be Frank man not atma

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKX21of0sM

Sweet reminder that if you see people currently paired with each other like >>533943094 they are using the PEDO MARE

gmmmm

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/rOL7OAVj7QQ?si=jgpyCy8P1gwdsLsR

>>533946493
>Zoomers think that Square shitting the bed is a new thing
I know it's easy to shirk responsibility off LE BASED JAPAN, but retarded slant-eyed corporate salarymen are the reason why Square has been in the shitter for decades now

>>533946604
Sorry, im just too spooked out by the fact I can still see your ears and tail

>>533946493
Being this obsessed with trannies must be so sad. Reminds me of the actual schizophrenics that think jews are behind every evil in the world.

>>533945962
>Phew that's lucky just the size i wanted /pet
You forgot to include pic? HELLOO????

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SspFhD3XJ9s
>>533945585
My moonie's bones are glass

>>533946751
pattern recognition is a super power apparently

>>533946698
why are you still here

Nggghhhhh... help.. I need... *cough cough* midlander sluts.. please.. I'm dying from thirst over here..

>>533946493
Oh boy the chud found his new person to attack and screech about online

>>533946462
HOLY SHIT ANON THIS IS HILLARIOUS I can hear the grainy static noise

>>533945225
>WHM if it doesn't get its mana burned removed just doing -5000 MANA to get out of their stun
>Amount of RAW damage jobs like SMN/MCH/RPR/BLM
>WAR/DRK going to be in the dumpster
>>533946697
>See image
>No "Contrast Clique in the reply"
KNOW THE META CHUD.

>>533945459
I want WF to step on my penis while she talks about all the ways she's cheated on me~ !

>>533946683
Alright Frank

>>533946751
>Reminds me of the actual schizophrenics that think jews are behind every evil in the world
Okay, that one is actually true tho...

>>533946306
>Hope MoN loses its mana burn
That won't happen because that would just make MoN a silence but worse in every way.

>>533944206
FL.. gonna enjoy DRK and the way things are for one last day before the purify change fucks over any form of CC at all, also purify costing 2500 mp is going to give rise to shitty mana drane classes and premades being the meta for FL so you'll see a billion NIN, WHM, and BRDs now. NIN are getting hard buffed by this, and so is WHM / BRD due to the mana drain.
Probably in CC too with duos or whatever. DRK will essentially be dead unless they tweak damage mitigation values.
>WHMs FAT laser
Untouched
>BRDs mana drain and CC everything
Untouched
>Monk -Still tankier than actual tank classes
Untouched
>SMN Broken DPS
Forgotten
Good pvp design

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/0usyG1DgPgo

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_HrPI0nn4

>we have actual chud posting
I really thought Discord had pushed all you incels away by now

>>533946810
Fair enough..

>>533946931
That doesn't matter lol

>>533946810
So if you're glass can I blow you? Wait, no, if you're glass can you blow my bone? Wait, no, i

LEAST FAVORITE FEMLALA???

>>533946360
MADE FOR SHARLAYAN ARTISTS AT THE FOR'ARD CABINS PATIO WITH DRINKS IN HAND IN A SUN HAT ONLY

>>533946439
Ceмки ecть? Haйдy oбoccy.

>>533946797
I didn't forget i just didn't post one!

>>533947049
>>533947000

>nooo WHM can’t force me to use 2500mp take it away yoshi
lol *turns you into an imp forcing you to purify or die*

>>533946820
Relying so heavily on pattern recognition is something animals do

>>533946493
>Tracy
>doesnt look anything like a woman
what the fuck

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpsT00cpGrg

>>533946859
No sorry, that sound is my brain trying to form a coherent thought... glad you like it though

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf9AgX4Ixs4

>>533947068
I would still like to meet this cat.

>>533947134
Post butt

>>533944589
I can't wait till mare is back to see you again

>>533946493
oh so this is why they were willing to kill XIV just to push Wuk

>>533946932
>FL
>WHMs FAT laser
>Untouched
Straight up false.

>>533945308
>Top 3 best players by world in order
Malboro
Diabolos
Zalera

>>533946924
A friend is all i wanted
a friend
a friend a friend afriend
but no friend i will have? schizo i shall

Why don’t the chuds crying about trans people making games woke make their own based games not affected by the woke mind virus?

>>533944713
guys say me me memememe emem me me mplease

>>533946932
I will give you a pity (You) FL cuck.

>>533947049
Labubu Labu

>>533947140
You're so cute
Catbox?

Is there a rentry for mogtome recommendations?

>>533946493
>the pink retard and the blue retard currently shitting up the thread
>this post gets more anonymous seethe than it normally would
lol

>>533946418
/comfort

>>533945158
Posting between sets
https://youtu.be/vWDf40LNVQw?si=_rluNxuFmOLYXuRI

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6YzVLutEig

>>533947237
>
>>533947328
thank you but no

discord replaced 4chan as the heart of the internet
we won

Soo i didn't do the follow up ally raid quest until now and i gotta ask:
1.why is it always tacos?
2. how did i eat them?

>>533947297
CC CLIQUE ASSEMBLE

>>533947342
it's the same shit every time dumbass, why the fuck would anything change

>>533946932
>Caring about pvp in a mmorpg
>With netcoding shittier than games made in the 00s

>>533945158
I got told to go home early today so now I’m bedrotmaxing
https://youtu.be/SKMLY4zmELw?si=8LbHysyWrfrJJoqu

my friend got a house and made me a tenant so I can pretend to have a house too

>>533947204
Hopefully it won't be too long anon

>>533947546
want to watch something, my wife

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/9rlNpWYQunY

>moogle event right before maint
>that means your customers will pay for 29 days instead of 30
Evil if I may say so, Square Enix. Fuckeen evil.

>yeah well it actually doesn't fucking matter anyway
lol

>>533944206
Thinking about my crush when I'm supposed to be working...

>>533942908
Bigger

>>533947572
That's adorable, congrats on your house

>>533947546
hello wife

>>533947546
My wife to bedrot with....

>He thinks anyone will listen to that song he just posted
Lol. Lmao even.

>>533947354
Give a hand and the arm i shall take
don't get too close or i will bite
perhaps a dox will suffice
lala.

>>533947447
>>533947297
CC CLIQUE OORAH

>>533947615
is your crush a male character

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S0-oP9JsL0

it's kind of tiresome

>>533947481
retard

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCynRetE8W4

>>533931517
can we get a repost on this one, im really curious..

>>533947345
You're reaching more than 13% of the population

>>533947672
listen to my song now

>>533943157
The anons in this image are pretty nice. I like them.

>every single role in need is tank
Do people really seriously not play tank?

>>533947741
Bigger
Also nice canines, bite my sunnie's + pls

>>533947672
I listen to every song I post.

>>533947080
But I wanted you to post one!

anon for the last time I did not say you were hot I said your character was hot. I do not in any universe or timeline give a fuck about (You) the person piloting the character, I only care about the pixels on my screen

>>533947853
It's just not that fun

>>533947606
>penny pinching 13 dollars
I thought it was a meme, are you guys really this broke?

>>533947741
Appal... my lovely wife...

>>533947481
PvP has more class identity

>>533945158
>>533947672
https://youtu.be/Ci_zad39Uhw

>>533945158
imagine i posted a pic of my femra (i'm not allowed to post her)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXDiVqS1no

>>533942908
My f3mra OTL

Anal sluts

>>533947853
>what if your entire job was reaper's filler combo

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu-JryC9aC0

are there any headphones items in-game
mogstation slop is fine too although i'd rather not pay much money
i think it'd help tie a certain glam of mine together

>>533947973
TRUE

>>533947818
https://files.catbox.moe/i8fhny.jpg

>>533947853
>a role that has no role mechanics except 1 button
as a paladin I hit the block button every few seconds
as a dark knight I hit the darkest knight every few seconds
as a warrior I lol
and gunbreaker is less than that

it's basically a more boring dps
like imagine if healing was just hitting one healing spell every 6 seconds if that

>>533947481
it still needs some work but the change they did so you can react to stuff now is based as hell and allows for fun outplay potential and what not

>>533947971
Wrong sunnie bwo...

>>533947853
tank is boring as fuck to play in normal content because nothing hurts and you're stuck doing a poor mans dps rotation the entire time

>>533947975
Excuse me do you ever.. uhm..

>>533947667
>>533947651
>>533947595
Time to take a 21 hour nap, I’ll see you all in my dreams thread spouses

>>533947741
>>533946810
>>533945734
made for https://files.catbox.moe/a4oaxm.mp4

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/q6rj0VSGHwg

Cleanse the imp faggot, didn't you whine about it for 2 years? You know you want to.

>>533947853
people don’t play tank because of tank anxiety and “being the leader of the party”. Thats the actual reason people don’t play the role

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/f0HSEc8sAJU

>>533942993
https://files.catbox.moe/xyf13v.png

>>533944206
Not fucking much desu. Maybe I'll try and get some last minute reclears on my alt.

>>533947975
I want to fuck this femlala so damn bad

>>533948028
So about that rape...

>>533945184
I know you meant this as a shitpost but this helps remind me that I have a lot to be thankful for and I hope you get all the things you want in life anon.

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/iVvXB-Vwnco?si=Nrs-cf0e8PGuAArG
>>533947851
Except for me right?

>players complain for years that classes are too simply
>yoshi ignores them
>years later he admits they fucked up
whatever happened to listening to players
did the retarded japs really think making them simple was expanding the class to more players

My Hrothgal is knorbing in

Things haven’t been the same in Ishgard since King Thordan won the dragonsong war. The massive depopulation of the conflict has led the government to institute a breeding program, femlalas assigned to haughty and handsome elezen lords, their jealous wives holding down my femlala’s wrists as the Grand Duke thrusts into her again and again until he collapses in a gasping mess on top of her. How awful…

>>533947140
this fiddie has yet to post a bad song

>>533948105
>react
it's still the same old shit where you just now with cheaters

>>533948265
They did listen to players (hardcore raiders) and they (hardcore raiders) got exactly what they wanted and found out they didn’t like it actually.

Woah, is that the hit game that lets you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?? Woah! I can’t wait to sub $13 a month to play a game my mom bought for me 20 years ago! This’ll surely beat Guild Wars 2!

>>533948179
Maybe if you're a faggot

>>533948181
gripping those horns to force her further down on my 3 incher while my malera plaps louise in the butt

>>533948308
get new material nigger

>>533946696
rape

I can't believe one tranny forced Square to make/publish FF: The Spirits Within, the Lightning FF games, FFXV, Forsaken, Babylon's Fall, FFXIV 1.0, etc...

The conspiracy goes deep. How long have they been infiltrating our based and redpilled games?

>>533947996
post

>>533946821
why not?
posting here is fun, it keeps me up to date on the game generally. i can find gpose advice, or tips on raiding, or fishing without having to comb plebbit, lurk in a discord, or post on outdated forums. this is probably one of the best places to find information on something specific without having to jump through hoops, if you comb through the more generic posts.
most people are willing to hop into a pf to play the game together for a bit, as well. i suck at talking, but i do enjoy meeting new people at times.
hope you're having a good day, anon

>>533948378
a lot of people are faggots

>>533948045
yeah the magitek set in the cash shop

>>533948175
They're either going to:
A. Revert it being purifiable
B. Reduce or remove the mana drain it causes

>>533948367
Can you really play Roller Coaster Tycoon in XIV via plugins

>>533948308
Fun fact about the handmaid's tail it was actually rewritten to be about Christianity when it was about islam originally.

>>533948378
That’s the actual reason though. Not because “tank is boring” or “imagine if your rotation was just reapers fill between bursts” it’s the actual responsibility of being the “leader” of the party through dungeons unironically. There are countless posts on r/ffxiv about people being afraid to tank

>>533947180
Sure sure, been meaning to post this for the anon that always ask for soles at this time anyways

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhAEeRHntG0

>>533947026
It's a "you break it you buy it" type deal & my trike is the enforcer
>>533947048
You rehearsed this. I'm impressed
>>533948154
Only if you pick up my moonie & talk through her like a puppet

Can someone give me the qrd why mare is down?

>>533944420
i actually don't understand how anyone could have trouble with m4

>>533948367
OpenRCT2 clears ffxiv easily

>>533948263
Post your CLOCK (clown cock) now!

>>533948493
This isn’t FF11, you can alt-tab without plugins. Arguably the best feature of FFXIV.

>>533948586
I'll be frank man
it's because of your friends it's down

i didn't stock up FUCKKKKKK

>>533946646
>>533946751
>>533946830
>>533947345
>>533948334
LMFAO
It HAD to be the tranny MMO general
>>533948586
Loporrit gods won

>>533948586
>owner is moving houses
>they took it down yesterday before maintenance today
>will probably be up by Friday
There ya go

>>533948637
bro?

>>533948265
I should've listened to my static leader when he quit the game and went on about how the game was only getting worse because he was listening to players just a select few (streamer/content creator fags). Instead of designing the game in what he thought was fun. Stormblood was peak class design in what Yoshi P thought was fun. We're never getting it back, instead we're going to continue down the road where every class will play like BLM/PCT/VPR. Which isn't bad it's just the fight encounters would need to be harder or everything just becomes boring. But then you have the casualols crying about fights being too hard and then you'll get boring fights paired with boring classes and thus the game will fizzle out.

>>533948586
mare dev is moving house and won't be able to update until the end of the week potentially

>>533948181
I'm masturbating to your femra and you can't stop me

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWX3qWBd-A

>>533946587
Your wife will come with a zenis if I make heem, if that makes it better or worse

>>533948576
Drink more water and milk. You gotta stay hydrated.

>>533948586
Chuds are messing with the servers

>>533944206
I'll probably spam pvp queues because I'm pretty sure I forgot to do my battle pass...

>>533946493
>>533946820
>>533948691
that's a cis woman btw

>>533948541
cute feet

>>533948657
What I asked and what you said are two different things. I want to play Blingtron's Circuit Design Tutorial inside XIV

>>533948701
Wait it’s because the owner is moving to a new irl house?

it's that simple

>>533947894
Sorry, sorry my bad!
>>533948013
Meowdy

>>533948637
chill bro

>WoL is canonically a DPS (ARR, StB, DT)
>considered to either be divisive like StB or straight up bad like DT
>wol is canonically a tankGAWD (ShB, EW)
>widely considered to be the best expacs
i'm NOTICING

>>533948830
*sigh*
Yes anon can you fucking read

>>533948265
>listen to "Content creator/streamer/hardcore esportfag"
>Game is a boring mess

>>533948689
imagine if they added endsinger weapons

Good morning /xivg/!
>>533944206
Nothing much really, honestly seeing the "content" of 7.3 made my motivation take a hit, so I've been othergaming more. In the end I got no mogtome farming done either... Should do my custom deliveries for the week though!
>>533945262
Kind of feeling the same, sure give your characters a bit of shape but not really enjoying it when people start going into hyper.

>>533947227
This changes nothing, they'll still dump it out every 75 seconds and it's still wider than my highlander. I'm just pissed
What is any of this stuff even supposed to mean anyways? Everyone is taking so much less damage, it's kinda dumb especially
>DRK LB +45 seconds
I can speak on this one personally in FL
+45 seconds - like what the fuck? So you'll be able to cast this once a match? If that in FL? As it stands you can only use it 3x per match - if that plus you have to use it strategically. What a retarded design change, along with making it do even less damage (it doesn't do damage).
>Monk
-50% less damage? Not needed it just shows they are just winging it and just gave it a standard 50%
>Viper
-60% less damage? why? Expansion class?
>>533947297
Holy...Vased?
>>533947481
Yeah some of us play the PvP game, alot of us actually

>>533948637
my rod is fucking TURGID

faggot with his arches pressed against my...!

>>533948735
What does his house have to do with the Mare service? Is this dumb tranny that desperate to bait for sympathy points? Of course, he has 20,000+ people in his orbit and doesn’t want to be forgotten. So he pulls the plug so everyone can give him attention.

>>533948851
Nice butt
Bigger

>>533947481
Why do people accept the bad netcode for pve but it enrages them in pvp?

>>533948935
say it... please.......

The actual hardest role is healer because nothing will beat the feeling of having to babysit multiple retards without being able to tell them to stop being retarded (you will get no thanks for this job)

>>533948780
Nooooo she’s ugly it has to be a man this cannot be I’m not obsessed with trannies noooo

>>533948771
Show them who's girlboss, queen

>>533948637
Left knee/leg looks like it's made of play doh lol

>>533948405
... what?

>>533948743
Post results

>>533948986
*carries you via WAR*
So true

>>533948909
>-60% less damage? why? Expansion class?
Cause the Job needs it because it literally explodes if you look at it wrong.

>>533947672
I listened to >>533946607, >>533946696, >>533947546
>>533946810, >>533947134, >>533947140 and >>533948028
bitch. Good songs bwos, appreciate you for sharing. I listened to more but can't quote that many...
>>533948154
Erm... could you use your penis instead please?
>>533948761
nta but BETTER!!!!

>>533948968
You can plan around it in pve so it matters less

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/NxgvycmaRE0
>>533947672
Bro PLEASE man LISTEN to my song man PLEASE man
>>533948045
Look into the magitek set in the online store, the helm are headphones

>>533948897
probably, it's next on the line since they skipped wol ex twice
we got hydaelyn weapons last patch so this patch is endsinger

>>533948771
>>533948907
wanna try https://files.catbox.moe/a4oaxm.mp4 ?

>>533945158
I've been on an edge/angst kino kick lately.

https://youtu.be/wzT1KioSFRM?si=gIcsewSJBzcbwmYM

Mr.Happy is the only XIV content creator I like desu

My Moonie that stayed up too late also slept in too late. The consequences of my actions. Good morning gays.

>>533948986
It's not that hard you stupid retard, you're not even needed sometimes

>>533949037
I don't have a screen to splooge on

>>533948879
look man, i’m not on mare discord so I don’t know any of the details. i’m just going with whatever people post here.

>>533948968
Because PvP is competitive by nature and if the netcode is bad that directly impacts the competitive nature of PvP. Me being on 80-90 ping in CC am a disadvantage when I go against people from Cali on 10 ping.

>>533948968
PVEchads know the obstacles that stand in their way and maneuver around them. PvPchuds just throw tantrums and seethe impotently

>>533948874
WoL will be healer next expac and it will be the expac to save ffxiv

>>533949118
Good morning i like it when your dick flaps around while i give you backshots

>>533948907
Plapping you non-consensually

>>533949037
I need to fuck your goonra SO BAD

>>533948719
>>533948265
You are talking about a community that had to have the burn in SB, and the soldier part of EW made into goo goo ga ga mode because they can't learn basic pattern recognition

>>533949042
>>533949131
>implying you're not shit at the game

>>533949037
do you do gpose commissions?

>>533948265
>players ask for a grindy relic questline
>devs answer by adding demiatma one time grind
>players complain that the demiatmas are too hard to get and ask for nerfs
>devs go on fucking stream and have to explain how RNG drops work
>ends up its a 20% drop which is not bad at all
>players who finished the one time grind are now complaining that relic grind is just tomes once again like EW and that devs are a hack
players have no fucking idea what they want

/beam
/doze

>>533949170
Getting willfully spoonfed by people on 4chan is a great way to be fed bullshit

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/frHairMT7JE?si=Xapgt28Zlx9CY59M

>>533948787
Tanks for saying so!
>>533949058
Glad you enjoyed! Yours was a banger as well

>>533948308
>as the Grand Duke thrusts into her again and again until he collapses in a gasping mess on top of her.
god, I wish someone would do this to my femlala... it wouldn't even have to be a grand duke, just an unruly Bigger with a large cock...

>>533948968
I don't accept the bad netcode in pve. I think it's retarded especially with some mechanics hitting you when the castbar ends, so they're capable of programming stuff that can be dodged last minute instead of having to time your dodge when the cast is a 3/4ths of the way complete otherwise you get hit, but some retarded dps player wants to keep his gcd rolling so he risks it and then causes a wipe.

>>533948981
the curve of my cock pressed snug against your arch while your toes pinch my tip and pre squeezes out between them

>>533949229
>>533949218
>>533949205
>>533949143
>>533948962
These kinds of posts are just as cancerous as the attention-whoring ebins.

>>533948405
>>533948743
>>533949229
Totally organic replies B T W

>>533949309
in the pile of bullshit there are some kernel of truth

>>533949302
Who knew that listening to the retarded fucking player base would not pay off

>>533949383
Just say you're gay

>>533945158
i've been in a pgf mood evidently
https://youtu.be/5-uRiQGZxp4?si=pGXzvgbAdgN9IkGd

>>533949383
>>533949402
totally organic replies

>>533948907
Hello my big butted crush

>>533949045
Anytime I see vipers in FL they are literally being retards and dashing into my team trying to "Pursue" someone who has clearly gotten away from them, so they get ROFL stomped and Cc'd. Sometimes people have to learn that you can't just face tank 24 people as a DPS, also it has HEAVY mitigations right now as it is

>>533949143
post splooge video with the screen visible (not getting splooged on, just in frame)

>>533949383
You're just jealous you get no sexual attention

>>533949375
anon that's really gay...

>>533945231
do it yourself lol

>>533949118
gm I snapped your character and jerked off to her fucking my cat, ty babe

Get yourself a maleroe EB

THIS GENERAL NEEDS MORE TRIBUTES

My moonie? Wrapped in a blanket like a burrito

>>533949383
How new?

>>533949501
I beg to differ

>>533949037
Can you take a photo of your ass IRL and catbox it? I need some new Appal goon fuel.

>>533949501
it's like rpr used to be in that people don't really seem to understand the fundamentals of the job and how to play it well in teamfights
depending on your role action and how early you cast snake scales/which party members are nearby that you can slither away to, you can often get away with this in early to mid game
plus the damage reduction is pretty high in fl for now, i can understand the thought process (i'm guilty of overextending like this myself, but i'm also pretty good at getting away)

>>533949572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVO3p2Rp58c

>>533948762
I must wither
>>533949058
Bilinda Butchers has a lot of very good stuff. Would recommend listening to more of them
>>533942993
https://files.catbox.moe/gkkf96.png

>>533949446
recreating album art with your character is kinda sick ngl

>>533949037
Seconding >>533949792

>>533949383
>>533949402
Those are just the ebins replying to themselves lmfao

new patch fucking HYPEEEE

>>533949792
Serrit...

>>533949734
nice blank is that EF

What's up hotboys and gamergirls. My fiera is awake.

>>533946473
I use mare too retard

>>533949514
i bet you like it

>>533949881
Who cares? We’re busy discussing real-life pornography. What did you think this was, a thread for a video game in the video game generals board?

I really wasn't expecting to upgrade my small to a medium today but apparently I have. And it's the day before a patch with early maintenance not really leaving me time to decorate. It also ate the weeaboo small house and converted it into a medium someone. A shame because I was gonna use it for the FC house. Gomen Nasai, might not be decorated for a week or two. Now I'm getting a little bothered about how I should decorate it

Lol thread seems a bit moderated this morning... I probably won't stick around long so don't worry.

>>533949205
You're making that up that does not happen.
>>533949530
What the heck share pics...

>>533945158
https://youtu.be/CmIBvCyU8mA?si=yeXP_upWI4NjTjAs

>>533949058
You get it.

>>533949572
My male midlander will tributing my two monster to skip your turn! TOKI O TOMARE!! WRYYY! MY TURN, DRAW!

>make the mistake of doing high-level dungeon roulette
>get the worst abortion of a dungeon in the game

>>533950036
nope, dont want you to know who this is, snapping is creepy, even if you only use it for personal use

>>533949965
a lot actually which is why im distracted now...

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-gIvgtKhek

>>533949937
Thanks you're too, ya.

>>533950039
i want to chat with this bun

Gay malezen?

You shouldnt be allowed to own more than one house per sccount

>>533948637
Damn arando, didn't know you was chill like that *slaps balls* https://files.catbox.moe/d70jvl.png

>>533949835
More please

>adventurer in need
>tank
>zone in
>dungeon
>wall to wall
>pop two mits
>repeat
>face boss away from party
>one mech for you (tankbuster/cleave)
>back to wall
>final boss
>couple raidwides and tankbusters
>leave
>raids, trials
>same mechs as everyone else but also a buster or stack
How exciting

>>533948771
built for being weak to anal punching

>>533950168
oh very nice

>>533950154
i bet you're absentmindedly rubbing your thighs together and stretching your toes under your desk...

You shouldnt be allowed to post in xivg unless you own a house in xiv

>>533948637
of all the nubins, why did arando have to be the one who doesn't put out...

>>533949858
agreed.. working on a bowie one rn :3

>>533945158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UodMXdT4VwQ

>>533950365
Man I thought you said a horse I gotta go to bed

>>533950118
Grand Cosmos, Hullbreaker Isle, or Lapis Manalis?

>>533950375
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING FANGS

>>533950365
t. won a house in the housing lottery recently

>>533950292
And the best part is that you look like a badass while doing a ton of damage, tanking everything and healing yourself.

>>533945387
You can come check out my country cottage yard in Balmung at LB 13-19 im super proud of it. Theres also a lot of the same wall types around if you need more to look at.

where do i find friends who aren't going to suddenly stop talking to me because they spend all their time glued to somebody that makes free porn for them

>>533950346
please dont read me like a book, it's scary...

>>533950135
I'm not exactly sure what 'snapping' means unless it is just like taking my data somehow but I have shared current MCDFs before so it's not a big deal. Feel free to enjoy without guilt I guess.

>>533949835
:O

>>533949472
Hello! Were you the one that liked it a little "enhanced" like this? *Smooches*