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Previous thread:>>533748178

Total War: Sequin Land?

Thanquol soon, friends

>>533955178
how are you doing this

>>533954012
hydra is the least useful of the 4

slug

>>533955409
I open the thread, attach the image and post "Thanquol soon, friends!", friend.

Sqvire on a summer beach date with Valkia

Yin-Yin never.

>>533955409
sunk cost fallacy

Babies first TWWH. I'm starting my first Realms of Chaos campaign and I'm not sure who to pick. Most of the factions seemed to be locked despite owning the trilogy? Birdman here looked cool but I find his Winds of Magic quite confusing, my 2nd choice was the Seductress who I have not played yet. Are these noob friendly?

>>533955974
>realms of chaos
>factions seemed to be locked
It's the small map that only allows certain factions, immortal empires is what you're looking for

>>533956390
Thanks, wanted to start with an "easier" campaign. There are less factions than Immortal Empires, but about half have the purple "purchase this" banner

>>533956596
Most DLC factions for WH3 have a RoC campaign

>>533956596
The realms of chaos campaign is way harder than just playing sandbox immortal empires

Unga...

>>533955974
turn the difficulty down to easy and play Gor-Rok

>>533956596
the game has lots of dlc in addition to the trilogy, don't worry about that right now though dlc only affects what (you) the player can use
there is some free dlc on the steam store if you haven't checked for it already
>>533955974
Grand Cathay is the easiest race for beginners because they don't have any major weaknesses, both of the ones you picked are strong but have more specific playstyles

>>533955974
They are both easy. Bird would always have enough mana so dont bother with the Winds. Slaanesh: use your cav to attack troops from behind then go back (move like a circle) then repeat. This way you would have like + 99999% dmg. This is one of the most fun faction. Army should be a bit cav focused. If you played LoL/Dota/Starcraft it would be easy for you (play your cav like you are playing as assasin character).

>>533955974
>Most of the factions seemed to be locked despite owning the trilogy?
Most of the factions are only available in Immortal Empire campaign map, not Realms of Chaos.

>>533955974
N'kari is very micro intensive, I wouldn't recommend as your first playthrough. Bird is easier, but you still need to know a bit of what you're doing. I would recommend to start with cathay and play at Easy/easy difficulty.

why does thanquol have a balloon anyway

The reptilian urge to massacre rats for eternity...

>>533959867
the picture was taken on his birthday

>>533960386
True lore fact: Kroq'gar has performed the most warlord sacrifices of all Lizardmen

why do people itt have so much difficulty with army compositions?
>think about what the enemy can do that's good
>think about what you can do that counters it
>put it in your army along with things that can counter the counter to your counter
this is strategy gaming 101 yet so many people posting here don't seem to understand it or don't even know what units on their faction roster do. it seems like everyone is just blindly copying something they saw an eceleb do or else just making whatever unit they have the most cheats for.

bruh posted it twice

Now I want to do a themtic builds (agains dorfs; lord on the chariot)

>all the good lewd mods require you to join their gay discords for the updated version
fuck discord

>>533962694
Why are you imagining something and getting mad about it?

mixed unit tactics

>>533963440
>imagining
you can literally see it almost every time you see someone post their army. plus half of the thread still thinks cavalry is useless.

Thanquol will release in 2026.

>>533962694
I got too addicted to making the same army comp over and over and over again in Rome 1 and purposefully sitting up my cities ununits of 4 closeby oens to recruit an entire army in 4 turns, so I just do the same thing in warhammer where I try to create a perfect all-rounder army comp rather than specializing

Based on what little I know about Thanquol, why not have him as a skaven LL? Besides the fact that there are already 6 I think. Why is Tretch in there but not Thanquol?

>>533964547
Saving the best for last.

>>533963954
most of the "all rounder" armies I see posted are extremely one dimensional and wide open to certain counters, which is why you see so much screeching about things like rat summons

What's the best and preferably cheapest Total war I can play right now? It's been a while

>>533962694
>>533964614
post some of your army comps that you've made to counter certain enemies and then post battle results. i'm sick of faggots inventing strawmen in their heads, coming to the thread to shit it up by claiming that they're better than everyone else, and then never even posting evidence of how good they are

all you need is a helstorm and 12 restocks to get the job done in vampire land it seems

>>533964835
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bad way to look at it, you can get a lot of hours out of these games

>>533962917
Schizos do be acting zeisty

>>533964547
He actually makes sense as a grey seer buffer and end times coded character
I like grey seers of ruin because whenever you cast a spell their screaming bell goes off and that's pure aura fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkUkew-altA

>>533965016
I made a promise to pirate every TW game after Rome 2

>>533964835
Pharaoh is fantastic and cheaper than other modern total war games
of course, the older the game the cheaper it will be

Ratfags are something else

>>533965303
4 bucks on a keysite? What happened? Did it not sell? Were there no heroes?

>>533965297
Based
What I reccomend personally is Warhammer 3, which yes, isn't cracked, but you can buy it then use creamapi to get the dlc (aka warhammer 1 and 2) for free
Still dechnically buying it, but that's money of one game spread across 100 factions instead

>>533965469
Niche time period and it was released at a major low point after the SoC debacle.

>>533965469
Didn't sell well, it was during a controvwrsy at the company, it was very clearly one of their side games but treated like a mainline release, and I tjink that people dont like total wars in time periods that arent traditional sword and board/cavalry/archers baseline, so they gave it one big update then abandoned it

>>533965390
If you really had to have a skaven tattoo surely a clan symbol is the way

>>533965469
it was an incomplete game on launch because they were holding back so much for dlc, what happened was they released the planned dlc for free later and dropped the price of the game as an apology before abandoning the game
it feels complete now though

>>533965765
>>533965595
>>533965847
I'll try it out. Since it's a smaller game/map does it play like Shogun 2 with realm divide? What's the gimmick?

>>533965776
I'll take the symbol that loosely looks like a swastika

>>533965947
There's a Pharoah of Egypt but he dies and it collapses, so you have to start fighting to fill the power vaccuum

>>533966071
Might need to be more specific

>>533965947
>the gimmick
Basically theres a meter that shows how the bronze age is collapsing. As it declines there will be earthquakes and shit, which will affect your econony and public order
The Sea Peoples are the Mongols/Huns/Chaos of the game and will invade at some point, altough some of them are present at the campaign start
I highly recommend ramses in egypt for a start

>>533966236
>look at Clan Mors rat
>woah it's pulled out a fucking gun!
>remember skaven have loads of guns

>>533965947
make sure you get a key that has the update, the dynasty version, since steam packages it as a separate game
It's more Like Atilla, the game tries to emulate the fall of civilization through invasions, civil wars, and a dynamic economy
your militia units you recruit also change depending on what part of the map you're in, not sure if Shogun did this or not but it's a neat gimmick

>>533966542
You don't need a separate key for Dynasties, if Steam detects you own the base version at all you get it.

>>533964875
I posted an example for the dwarf player fighting kairos in the last thread
533953348
if you want a specific example
>thorek
>dragon slayer
>2 cannons
>2 trollhammers
>3 thunderers
>4 miners with blasting charges
>4 warriors
>2 slayers
>1 doomseeker

>>533966681
oh my mistake then

IT'S UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHo2a8pc_QQ

>>533967191
no one cares about your husband, faggot

Respect and support cultural enrichment.

I just finished my first Rome 2 campaign as Macedon and holy shit why do the victory conditions need to always be so large?
Around turn 60 I had so much money that I just spammed out armies and threw money at every single issue the campaign had to throw at me so it got very boring very quickly. PO wasn't even close to an issue since you'd think it'd be a problem with large empires conquering shit every turn, but when at most you'll get like -30 from buildings, but the resource buildings easily give you 50+ when you get enough of them so it never matters. Corruption is a joke because of this too.
The late game units didn't need to be stuck behind so much research either because I won my campaign long before they even mattered, but I will say they were super fun to use and having 150 armor/morale and almost 100 melee attack on hoplites was a spectacle to watch.
The AI is completely slimy compared to other TW games which was the most irritating. NEVER did they want to fight fair and they would always sit right outside of my range specifically so they could take a random city 5 turns away and then die.
I'm not sure if I want to jump into Rome Remastered or try a steppe faction like Royal Scythia since cav spam looked fun and I enjoyed playing Parthia before this.

>>533967448
weird cuckpost

>>533967448
why does the elf look like Martin Freeman

>>533967475
Try the Divide et Impera mod, it is a little more challenging and more immersive

>>533966236
Clan Kreepus would probably be mistaken for some sort of neo nazi symbolism by normies

>>533967191
Liked and commented :)

>>533966236
>Clan Scruten? What do they do?
>Secrecy
>What do you mean secrecy
>Exactly
Kino

taktikul

>>533969065
>Clan Skryre: heavy weapons, poisoned wind, doomwheel, warplightning cannon
>Clan Volkn: like fuckin... flame weapons or something idk

>take shower
>feel like playing nurgle again
That's not usually how that works

>>533969108
Every time i see blobbed infantry like this i froth at the mouth because i know that my eagle riders with arrows of kurnos will finally be useful

>>533969108

Pharaoh is looking kino, it's been a while since I played a TW with cutscenes.

>>533962694
I make the armies that would make sense to be available to me by the video game i.e. 1 Lord 1 Hero 1 Mage 8 melee infantry 5 ranged infantry 2 cavalry and 2 artillery (some things can be replaced with equivalents)

>>533971372
the cutscenes are well-made but they get old after a while
there is no agent action cutscenes unfortunately

>>533972183
Fortunately there are no agents.

>>533972604
I wish more TWW factions got enough capacity early that I would actually bother using them.
Feels like most of the races by the time I have enough capacity that I don't really need them in my armies the campaign is already over.

>>533972604
???

Did 3 campaigns in the beta. Would like to keep it but I don’t think I’d finish another before it ends. Guess I’ll give it a break until 6.3. I assume thats the end of the month if not delayed. I now fairly strictly conclude any dates presented by CA are the last possible one with a chance of delay. I find it makes my life a little easier.

I'm tired boss.....
>it's the map with the fucking crevasse
don't tempt me.....

>>533971372
The sea people one is kino

>>533973826
The Bretonnian fears the Chaos Knight of Tzeentch.

get in line boys

>>533974873

>>533965469
It was in a humble bundle

God I wish that was me

>>533975097
I wish TW:WH3 had toilet plunger infantry

Lewd mod reporting: Unfortunately the "beastman can enslave and corrupt female legendary lords" mod and the "make beastman into beaswoman with optional futa dicks" mod are not compatible. The beastman enslave mod overwrites the beastwoman mod regardless of load order, it seems.

Holy shit is it just me or are thunderers really bad?

>>533969108
Fuck this is too intellectualistic for me...

LLs for this feel?

>>533974742
actually they fear the terrain
I don't know whether Tzeentch is gonna scream at me for low IQ gameplay for praise me for such a masterful scheme

>>533975701
you need to have a light touch and coax them into a nice little spot
but yeah eventually you replace them with the silly gatling canon that can shoot at literally anything and get good results

is this a wood elf thing? it took almost another minute for the game to declare me the winner here, their lord had been dead for 2 minutes and the bar was fully green for atleast 30 seconds-1 minute. I've never had battles where I had to fully annihalate the enemy army almost every battle because the game wouldn't just rout them when the battle is clearly over. I've certainly never been able to drag a lost battle out because 1 unit thats at deaths door won't rout even though every one else has

>>533975801
This racist elf dude who is "kill all Druchii".

>>533975661
futa is gay anyways, just stick with the enslavement mod

>>533975389
imagine getting trampled by her
I had never seen those types of maces before playing Pharaoh

>>533976081
but anon I am gay

>>533975925
>defending a big ass wall against barbarians while the kingdom behind it goes to shit
>not meow ying
anon...

>>533976081
I just don't like how the mod makes all the beastmemes walk around with their dong out

>>533976287
well I can respect you are at least honest about it

it's a graveyard out there

>>533976081
There is literally nothing less gay than a 6'5", 250ib of pure muscle, triple-D muscle mommy holding you in a headlock while she pumps your sopping bussy full of her stringy seed until you look 9 months boy-preggers.

>>533976149
Look at this heretical shit

>>533978002
Hot

>>533978002
>There is literally nothing less gay than a 6'5", 250ib of pure muscle, triple-D muscle mommy holding you in a headlock while she pumps your sopping bussy full of her stringy seed until you look 9 months boy-preggers.

Is this the usual fate of humans who encounter futa beastwomen

STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKS

>>533978002
There are a lot of things less gay brother. Hope you find happiness.

>>533978330
Human men are quite literally built to be impregnated by futas

Persians are made to be penetrated by extraordinarily long weapons.

is it just me or is this place a bit gay

You're at the fair during Marktag when pic related turns up and gropes your ass.
Wat do?

>>533979179
its just you

since we're all pretending to be retarded, no one will mind me reposting a video that you've probably seen already
https://youtu.be/cK3YPRau8kg?si=3AS9OzSjEAvPLZ-R

>>533979370

>>533978915
This is why the prostate exists. I pity "men" who will never internalize this immutable truth.

>>533954860 (OP)
Why didn't Total War make a Total War A Song of Ice and Fire back during its peak popularity?

>>533979484
post more warhammer or total war meme videos pls

Announcements we will receive in December:
Neferata DLC
End Times expansion
Boris Todbringer FLC
Medieval 3
Warhammer 40k

>>533979179
we have the misfortune of attracting furniggers, who are all faggots

>>533979607
You just know she's into pegging

>>533979668
I liked this one that some anon posted a while ago
https://youtu.be/aB5qHSlTENk?si=Ym7ZLr8-RhKrPtZA

>>533979607
>see attractive woman
>aw jeez Rick, i wish she had a cock and would fuck me in the ass
Yeah man, we definitely understand

>>533979762
What do women even get out of pegging? I don't get it, the guy is like secretly gay and shit so his enjoyment is obvious, but where's the stimulation for the woman?

>>533979762
Her glutes are visible from the front. They were built to exert pelvis-shattering force.

North(wo)men cum!

>>533979798
lel

>>533979952
slaaneshi marauders...

>all this futa
Warmbloods, this is unacceptable. The Great Plan demands that you be heterosexual!

>>533979952
ToT was delayed, so nyl2 has enough time to do the futa models for CA.

>>533979908
it's true men get more out of it than women do, because there is no greater sensation than that of prostate stimulation, and doubly so if it's a woman doing it to you, feeling her weight slamming into you, her grunts of exertion, etc
however, it still provides friction because they are griding against the harness, and because of your asshole's resistance the friction increases when they thrust. they also make pegging dildos, that are double ended with her end being a vibrator or g-spot wand or something
it's also just sexy for them, in the same way that we find it sexy to fuck women, and as a bonus a lot of women who peg have mild gender dysphoria so it's like living a fantasy for them
my ex used to peg me regularly and I asked her the same thing

>>533980635
hot af anon i envy you

>>533980754
it wasn't all good, sometimes I wanted vanilla sex too but she only liked fetish stuff

>>533980351
Only if it's hmofa.

>>533981069
Imagine the size of her cock

I know it's like 2 of you but can't you just add each other on discord or whatever? Nobody else cares about this.

Nurgle units are so damn tanky.

>>533980635
We tried this oce in the bathroom but there was a little blood which killed the vibe. Just pinkish, so not a hemorrhage or whatever but it made me too nervous so we never tried it again. No pain or anything. Does your asshole get tougher over time or something?

This is what the thread deserves for all the 40K posting. Divine Karma.

>>533981361
grandpa pls we have ai chatbots for that now

>>533981685
it takes a lot of practice, figuring out what works for you since there is lots of different types of toys and lubes, and also for her since women don't naturally understand how to penetrate like men do. you also do build up some resistance over time
some general tips though are to keep it slow and not force things, not even thrust much and just get used to it, also I would recommend using harder toys over softer ones because there's less friction
also body position makes a difference

>>533982130
I know the only reason these two terminally single overweight fetishists are posting here is for public exposure, and I'm not helping, but I really wish they would stop.

When is CA adding shemale representation?

>>533982609
Isn't N'Kari a shemale? It has one boob and one peck.

>>533982609
That's a biofem, son.

>start battle against enemy caster
>they immediately make perfect casts in a fraction of a second that obliterates my forces before I can even react
o-okay...

>>533982981
Never happens btw, just a bored anon as usual.

>no trade deals in my favor
>low production
>have to raid and sack to survive
>everyone declares war on me or is going to soon
>run out of food
>white people spotted nearby
>no reliably safe borders besides map edge
>too weak to expand properly
Is this normal for an Irsu campaign or do I just suck?

Why do newer TW titles from 3K forward feel so different compared to the old ones? It's like I control an incoherent mass that just blobs

I take a shower every day

>most of my nerdier friends know me as a big time Dwarfaboo, whether it be tolkien, warhammer, etc.
>I dread the day they find out I secretly love Wood Elves
is this what it feels like to be gay in the closet

I play Total War at least once a month.

I'm playing Total War right now

>>533983543
>>533983627
>>533983751
>>533983946
noted and added to the thread spreadsheet.

1 week until the 8 month anniversary of Omens of Destruction!
Next DLC soon, friends!

holy shit i can't believe it, skulltaker jobbed for once and i had to go rescue him

>>533960837
Humans also worship him as a wargod for killing thousands of themselves.

>>533983138
This has personally happened to me dozens of times
>Tell my unit to move
>They form a stupid whirlpool instead
>Ikit instantly warp lightnings the nucleus
>90 kills

>>533984069
Whatever race you play, members of that race eat a 90% lobotomy nerf to their AI

>>533984636
I dont get it
Is this porn

>>533984020
I am not sexually attracted to lizards, I just think they're cute

GUTS OUT BOYS

>>533984636
Humans willingly feed themselves to him...

>>533983224
That's pretty normal, the game kind of expects you to play Irsu as a warlord going around fucking people up.

>Waiting for my neighbor to get reeeeally desperate before offering to join there war against our mutual enemy
>500 gold? You can do better.
>1200 gold? We're getting there.
>End turn and they get instantly double tapped
>Forced to declare war on enemy for free
Feels bad man.

>>533983627
Send them this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KcTv781q0
They should soon start to suspect something (like with your dad and the fact that you never brought a girl home).

>>533983224
Yes. You have the strongest non-Seapeople roster so you're supposed to just doomstack, pick a direction and barrel forward. A secret about Dynasties is that the game's economy is totally broken and it takes an absurd amount of developed territory to generate enough food, but you get absurd resource bombs for every successful battle so as long as you are just marching in a direction and picking fights with everything in your path, you can run a huge food deficit and you'll still generate food from battles faster than you drain it. It's normal to have a huge per-turn food deficit, but as long as you keep winning battles your stockpile will increase.

Basically every settled faction plays like a horde economy. I can only assume it's this way because they ran out of time to balance the game's campaign and used post-battle rewards as a bandaid.

>>533985070
well, I guess they call him the ravager for a reason

>>533986024
>I can only assume it's this way because they ran out of time to balance the game's campaign and used post-battle rewards as a bandaid.
pretty much, I was fighting a lot of battles, but my enemies were developing faster than me and it got to a point where I had to start being more selective with my fights, and now it's kind of going in a downward spiral
I'll try to keep pushing forward and recover, and if that doesn't work maybe I'll just play Egypt

can I get a QRD on wood elf infantry units? They all seem at least decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwulkI5QcQY
>nippon
bros???!!!

Rejoice children of Nurgle!

>>533986024
You're supposed to trade for it, the conceit of the game is that in most circumstances you're not going to have enough resources in one category but will in another and you have to figure out who wants what to trade for what you need.

>>533986984
more corporate fantasy
yummy!

>>533986862
Eternal Guard have anti-large, armour-piercing and 80 leadership. They can certainly hold the line.
Wardancers and Bladesingers have amazing stats but they can get chewed up by ranged fire.
Drycha's Forest Spirits all get Frenzy and she is one of the stronger factions in the game.

Sadly, Wood Elf ranged units >>>>>> melee units.

>>533986862
Eternal Guard - line holders
Dryads - cheap chaff clearers
Wardancers - better chaff clearers
Rangers - anti armor
War Dancers - glass cannons, will make armored infantry look like chaff

>>533987084
Because Nurgle knows that the Rot Knights really needed that buff.

>>533987514
>>533987506
Thanks fellas. How long can I depend on swiftshiver shards? Ive got a huge boner for 360 degree fire on the move archers

>>533987796
You can depend on them until you get tier 4 Waywatchers. Waywatchers also have fire whilst moving and 360 degree arcs.

>>533988525
Do they now? I could swear they didn't have 360 degree arcs. Also why isn't that a trait you can see on a unit card?

>>533988607
I was just thinking the same thing. Pretty sure that Rome 2 had the "Parthian Shot" trait that let you know if a horseman could shoot 360 degrees.

i am luthor harkon

>>533989183
I know you're lying because *I* am luthor harkon
>>533988716
Oh well. Either way enjoying Welfs so far. About to perform the witchwood tree ritual and move on to somewhere else

>>533989183
is it cool if i call you big luth

is it cool if i chop u up

>>533989664
Nope, because the choppah is in my ands.

>>533979241
I think they are should be something like this

TRVTH NVKE

99% of Shogunbrained anons don't like Total war, they like shogun

>>533990184
>first two of three end each line with a period
>the final line, does not

Total War: One Piece
Total War: Berserk
Total War: Dark Souls
Total War: Final Fantasy
Total War: Attack on Titan

Now she have a nice kid

>>533990315
Truly unacceptable

>>533986862
Fuck meleefags all you need are bowmen of any tier and treeslave meatshields
>heralds of ariel
All you need are bowmen treeslaves AND bowbirds

>>533975890
how do you have that waywatcher regiment of renown? The only two i could ever unlock for sisters was the winter dryads and the lost sylvan knights

>>533990936
Could be missing the Wood Elves DLC with Orion and Durthu.
Might also have forgot to redeem a regiment of renown pack from Creative Assembly.

>>533990792
>Total War: Attack on Titan
I would play a DLC faction

>>533990863
I have cleared an entire skaven stack with nothing but 3 units of sisters of thorn and the sisters themselves (ariel was in the army to give them perfect vigour). I love them they will never be F

>>533990792
>Total War: One Piece
If done well, it would be the greatest Total War game ever. Navel combat and island combat plus plenty of heroes and factions.
>Total War: Final Fantasy
If set during the War of the Lions, that could be great. It would NEED to have the ability to upgrade every unit and hero into different jobs similar to WoC.

>>533990863
>AIslop picture
Neck yourself faggot

>listen to med2 ost
>desire med3
>remember it will never be as good as I want it to be

>>533991914
play 1212AD

>>533991914
It'll be better than the buggy shitty jankfest that is Medieval 2 no matter what so you're in luck.

>>533990863
What's special about bowbirds? they seem to underperform in every battle I've fought

Also should i use the worldroots to teleport around or should I be fighting the dark elves at my doorstep? They're starting to fuck up Ulthuan and idk how to feel about it because Im not a lorefag, but I feel like wood elves wouldnt align with dark elves

I won't buy Medieval 3 if they call it the "Byzantine Empire".
Historical revisionism should never be tolerated.

I AM
LUTHOR
HARKON
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE

Vortex... Home.

HARKON
HARKON
HARKON
LUTHOR
LUTHOR
HARKON
HARKON
LUTHOR

>>533992175
>What's special about bowbirds?
You know that explosive arrow skill which glave lords have and can snipe you from half way across the map? Sisters give it to every bird unit.

>>533992760
Oh shit. Are they doomstackable? Are any welf units doomstackable? I do like my meme cavalry armies

>>533992223
I agree, they need to use the proper name from the time: Greek Empire.

Twilight Supremacy

Why do units blob so much in nu-tw

>>533992175
With the sisters the bowbirds get a homing magic missile ability that shreds infantry, eventually they can upgrade it to get two casts per battle per bird unit, and the range is insane, you can legit delete an army's backline in the first 5 seconds of a fight. This is among other buffs they give the birds

as for the dick elves what I usually do since they're the first ones you usually encounter is go for the bottom research line since there's a bunch of +Dark Elves reputation bonuses in there which makes it easy to make peace with them. I usually kill tomb kings and the hag and whoever else is around there and gift them the territories surrounding the north and south of the witchwood so I don't have to bother coming back to defend it once its rebirthed. You can forego allying with them but everyone else in the west doesn't really like you much and I don't like dedicating resources to defending it there's so many other places to Worldroot to. By the time I make contact with the high elves I'm partyway through my top research line and they've mostly forgiven me for giving the dark elves so many gifts

>>533992938
Yes you do lots of birbs then they are would delete any single target

>>533993167
They don't, or at least not more than they did in the original Rome.

>>533992501
Naggaroth, Lustria, and Ulthuan look so much better on this map

Trails of Total War

>>533992223
there's only one Roman Empire
it's, you know, the Empire that owns Rome

impressive the amount of mental gymnastics fags will go through to deny this self evident fact

>>533993205
Alright fuck it I'll just play nice so I don't have to invest in the witchwoods defense for now. I'm assuming it doesn't matter which magical forest I fix first? Probably whichever allows me to confed the Athel Loren factions

>>533993553
Roman Emperor Theodosius never recognised the Holy Roman Empire. I don't remember reading about a German Roman Empire in his will.

The Roman Empire? Rome.
The Eastern Roman Empire? Also Rome.
The Holy Roman Empire? Also Rome.
The Sultanate of Rum? Also Rome.
The Russian Empire? Also Rome.
Finland? Also Rome.

LLs for this feel?

>>533993862
He didn't recognize a Roman empire ruled by Greek speakers either, did he? However, the Bishop of Rome, the supreme head of Christianity as acknowledged by every Roman emperor after Rome's conversion to Christianity sure as hell recognized a Frankish Roman emperor after some random Greekoid woman took over the rump state in the east.

>>533992223
Seething Orthomonkey

Do you get more +relations with a faction if you give them territory without asking for gold too?

Dream team!

What's the faction that requires most micro?

>>533994878
But that's not a beastmen minotaur and an elven female.

>>533994882
Slaanesh is up there.

>>533994882
Slaanesh

who the FUCK is this

>>533995061
Coomerus...

>>533995205
Anon can you at least google before asking dumb shit or play the game for a change?

>>533992501
Unironically loved this map, I wish we had all of them to play on TWW3. It's nice to have focused/expanded regions of the world. Imagine a Lustria map as big as immortal Empires.

>>533995256
no

>>533995205
A woman that is utterly and solely committed to Orion.

>>533993739
Doesn't really matter although witchwood will be the easiest since you start there.

And a tip about confeding the other woodies when the little event battles start popping up around athel loren they're usually really easy and tempting to autobattle but you want to do them manually and let as many enemies live as you can since a lot of confederation missions are "beat x race 3 times" and those are the races you get event popups for, so instead of having to war with a real faction you can just beat up these training dummy event factions and let them run 2 times for ezpz confeds.

>>533995364
>that UI
Are you the retard from before that was playing Dwarfs and was crying about Tzeentch?

>>533995148
>>533995151
Loved playing Slaanesh, probably the funniest I had in a long time, such a strong one-dimensional (in a good sense) faction.

>>533995417
Dwarfs yes, Tzeentch no. I was posting about Malakai 3-4 days ago

>>533995205
my hippy wife

>>533995456
You can actually anvil and statcheck if you are willing to use Chaos Warriors. Bonus points for having a mortis engine Warshrine of Slaanesh.

>>533995275
Pester chaos robie to make a vortex map
Hes already making a southlands/araby one

>>533995724
>willing to use anvil in a hammer-heavy faction
Hmm...willing to...what else would you do.

>>533995916
There was a time when we only had Marauders of Slaanesh.

>ariel had locked herself inside the oak of ages for centuries at a time
You just KNOW she was having gangbangs with her harem of bretonnian shotas

40K
WHEN??????
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love 40K and I genuinely don't think total war is a good medium for it. I would much rather have a historical sequel like Empire 2 or M3

>>533966236
If I had to guess kreepus

>>533996838
You don't think total war is a "good medium" for 40k because of preference. Conflating two very different things.

>>533996971
I just don't see how the game where you drag out symmetrical squares of infantry would fit the 40k universe, which roughly attempts to imitate modern combat

>>533997124
NIGGER
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
GIVE ME 40K

>start elspeth campaign
>delete helstorm friendly fire machine first thing
am I the only one?

>>533997283
Kek, no, but that's funny. That thing is annoying and even when you manual 10 battles well and control it perfectly to never friendly fire, then on 11th battle one rocket friendly fires and nukes 50% of some handgunner unit I want to throw the battery in the bin. They're weird. Even if you keep automatic-fire off so they don't shoot most of the battle they still deal high damage/kills.

>>533997283
>am I the only one?
No, there are quite a few retards that post here.

>>533995205
That's Ariel, avatar of Isha. Can't you read?

>>533997431
>>533997432
>high upkeep
>does more harm than good
I just don't see the point of keeping it.

Oh you silly rats, you made a big mistake

>>533995205
Ariel, Avatar of Isha. Says it right there man.

>>533997839
>does more harm than good
I wouldn't go that far. They're just more work. If you leave them to fire automatically and the enemy manages to reach your units, and the battery happens to shoot said units then yeah they might do more harm than good as a net negative.

>>533997281
>NIGGER
>I DONT GIVE A FUCK
>GIVE ME 40K

>>533997839
>does more harm than good
I get many hundreds and occasionally more than a thousand kills with it as it's one of the best artillery units in the game, if you're friendly firing that much you are a complete retard.

GERR IT! ALASH!

>>533997124
it's gonna require a lot of automatic behavior to feel good. seeking cover, bounding advances, pinning fire while advancing into melee, etc. map design is going to be pivotal.

Was there ever a Bretonnia mod that made pic related out of that coomer beastman mod from the last thread? Seems like an easy build.

>>533992223
>he still thinks there will be a medieval 3
Historical Total War is dead. Should've bought Pharaoh!

Well it was fun while it lasted until Malekith ruined everything. Maybe I can survive by confederating one of the athel loren folks

>>533998852
Unfortunately not even the coomer beastman mod has centauressess
they change the centigors into regular women riding horses which is lame as fuck.

>>533999384
>they change the centigors into regular women riding horses which is lame as fuck
I would have never expected that from a mod that has a futa option.

>>533999579
No one wants to model a centauress in 3d for some reason. Even porn games about monster girls never include centaur girls if it's a 3d game.

>gorduz hobgobla stack
>with the healing salve of valaya and the red line maxed out
>20% PR, 10% WS on the gobs, vanguarding, heals in enemy territory
beautiful, coulda added Zhatan da Braj for a further +15 armor, +5 MD and some LD, but he's needed elsewhere. 3 razor standards among the 8 sneaky gits. A stack to take capitals with.

Does the old checkerboard formation and chevron formation of old wh 1 still work? I feel like it doesn't since enemies are much more obsessed with engaging your backline

>>534000082
Gorduz is truly an S-tier Legendary Hero with how much he buffs the Hobgobbos and how much work he can do in battle himself with his items. Only thing I struggle with is the comp. What Hobgobs are you running with him?

THE WORLD
WILL DROWN
IN VLAD

>>533999817
Despite playing several Empire campaigns, I never actually noticed that Centigors™ have lower halves that are different than centaurs.

>>534001903
>>533999817
>>533999579
Cowards just don't have the guts to model horse pussy.

>>533997283
>>533997839
>>533997431
Reminds me of the Dreadquake that will fire into your own frontline (and will somehow always score a direct hit on your units and your units only??). Wonder what goes through the crews heads

>>533954860 (OP)
>The Everjobber
Doesn't he win and actually bring about the Age of Sigmar (which might as well be the universe of blended shit, piss and vomit)? Or did I hallucinate some bullshit lore?

>>534004351
You must be thinking of "The End Times", that strange fanfiction that GW tries to push as canon lore. Common mistake

>>534004607
Which edition is "canon"?

>>534004903
whatever edition i like

>>534004351

>>533997283
>that tard who plays Total War like it's gookclick

What do you do with gun infantry in a siege? Can't shoot over the walls, not enough room to get into position when you're on the other side of them, how do you get any value out of them?

>>534005552
two chicks at the same time man

>>534005552
Create a wall breach, bring a strong defensive hero or lord inside to bait enemy regiments, put the gunners outside the wall so they can shoot inside the walls from the shitty breach wall. Do this for 60 minutes dreadful minutes until the enemies are gone.

Better yet, autoresolve. Sieges are so poorly designed I could rant about it for hours, to begin with, why can't we widen the gap yet between wall breaches? The shitty unbreakable wall that stays up between wall breaches and blocks projectiles and movement is infuriating. Anyway.

isabella on my lap

>>533990863
>wild riders in f
terrible cheatcel take

>>533995205
Literally your mom.

Why do Mousillion and Kemmler hate me as Grom when I conquer Bretonnia?

Franz, what's goin on big guy? you just took my forest

>>534008037
It's part of Empire land, treefucker. He needs it and the other dumb tree for maximum Imperial Authority.

>>533987364
You can buy bits of wood and stone here and there for settlement development but you literally cannot buy the thousands of units of food you need every turn. Nobody will sell it to you.
Part of the problem is diplomacy just being broken, with random shit like a -60 penalty to a deal value listed as "Other" and similar shit, but part of it is just the fact that the AI tries to realistically value resources in quantities that don't actually make sense for the game. In function, the AI overcomes this imbalance by cheating.

How do you overcome the fact that minor factions can sustain 4 full stacks with 0 food income while a full food-specialized province generates less than 1 stack's worth of food? It doesn't make sense until you fight and win a battle, and then you realize the game just gives you 5000 food every time you beat an AI shitstack, and as long as an army fights a battle every turn, it's upkeep is essentially free. Once you make that realization, the next realization is that more armies = more battles = more food, and as long as you have enemies to attack you can just keep raising new armies while your food income goes deeper into negatives. It's broken, but the problem is that the game's whole economy is so broken that you're actively punished for not doing this.

>>534008037
stop campaign posting as the sisters this thread aint big enough for the two of us

>>534008252
I guess why they call them 'your problems' humie

>>534008291
okay, but only because Im tired and going to bed soon, not because you told me to

>>534005552
>>534006503
Also, you could try to create "support" siege armies with arching attacks: bows, mortars, etc.

With the rats I almost always create a support army with poisoned wind mortars.

For the Dwarfs, the flamethrowers are particularly good once you open a breach wall, especially if you have a thane baiting enemy regiments inside with the ironbeard perk which gives him 75% fire resistence, burns everything around him effortless.

You need to find what's best for each race.

>>534004351
Never happened

Why did they lean so heavily in to making characters and one entity units so fucking strong? To balance it out they had to basically scrap the accuracy stat and now fucking goblin archers have pinpoint accuracy on a moving dwarf lord at 150 meter range.
Game would have been much more fun if they had made characters and ranged units more realistic on the battlefield.
Not because realistic means better, it would have been just better gameplay.

HE FELL FOR IT AGAIN LMAO

>>534008939
Soulless stack. Soulless poster. Why is it that people with good campaigns are rare with posts, but those with shit make posts with high volume? Sad.

>>534009117
lemme guess next you'll wine about how /twg/ is dying

Scotland has fallen and Cymri will answer
Billions of vikings must die

>>534009187
Anon has sour grapes

Need help as a first time Beastmen player bros, I tried a Taurox campaign and am having a rough time
>Initial enemies were easy
>Everyone else around me has full stacks by turn 3 and/or is hiding in a settlement
>Cant autoresolve because my units are complete dogshit (minus the minotaurs) and Taurox doesnt have levels yet
>Feel compelled to fight as much as I can but also have to stop and occasionally recruit/build horde buildings
>Every time I make a herdstone someone swoops in and destroys it
Obviously I dont know what im doing so what should I be doing? At least in the initial turns so I can get the ball rolling

After defeating the initial ogre faction, where should Grimgor go?

>>534010802
Beastmen have to play pretty safe/slow at the start, then when they skyrocket when they have a good foot-hold. When you are able to recruit a second lord/army, do it ASAP and have it defend whatever heardstone may be under threat.

>>534011358
Thanks anon, speaking of herdstones, it gives me the prompt to do the ritual the first time I raze a settlement in the same province as the herdstone, should I wait until I've razed all the other settlements in the province to actually do the ritual?

>>534011010
Kill Kholek asap.

do you ever stop to think how stupid it is that "park your archers outside the walls of a city and blindly arc arrows at enemies they can't actually see" is a effective siege "tactic" in this game? a friend of mine who was deployed to iraq told me that the insurgents would always mortar the airport because they couldn't see into the green zone so they would aim at the air traffic control tower since it was the only thing that was visible over the walls.

>>534011536
It's up to judgement. Not only the settlements, but also if it's full moon or an eclipse as both give you % more Dread from doing the ritual. It depends. I typically wait for either of these to occur before I do the ritual, and generally try to get every settlement, but sometimes you can't/don't want to like it takes too much time to reach the settlement, or it's a neutral faction you don't want to piss off yet. Try to ambush as much as you can, their regular stance is a stalking stance (can ambush on approach), but also their encamp is an ambush, too. And don't worry about bestial rage, it's always at max tier for me even when I take the -bestial rage end-of-battle reward, and am very often in encamp stance too. Battles just gives so much alone.

>>533987084
What does the use1 mean? Once they break they lose the buff for the rest if the fight even if they dont rout

>>534008270
We definitely played different games anon because the AI frequently had the red x that said they undervalued food and as a result I was in fact getting literally thousands of food each turn in trades.

>>534010802
>struggling as the faction that is not even worth playing because how easy it is
ayo rolfmao kekek

>>534010802
You just have to manual fight, Taurox and the minotaurs rape everything you start near so long as you support them with chaff.
On campaign the process goes as follows
>Erect heardstone somewhere, build relevant buff building
>Sit in ambush near it for a few turns while killing AI stacks that come too close
>When the enemies are weak burn their shit down, use Rampage to do this faster if possible.
Repeat this process until you have a stack of minotaurs, at which point you've won

>>534014173
>>534012083
Thanks anons, restarted it and had a much better start this time around, the fat vampirate is dead so now Im going after the elves
>>534013687
I know how powerful they are but I've literally never played them until now, didnt play them in WH1 or 2

The manly urge to reinstall Attila and start another Tanukhids campaign.

Planning on replay Grimgor despite finishing a campaign of his not long ago. Two questions,
Any units in particular you guys like that compliment Black Orcs? I know boar boyz (big 'uns) are good and recommended. Wondering if there's anything else you guys particularly like, perhaps some monster (like an Arachnarok Spider perhaps). And what are Greenskins' good choices for killing routers? Boar boys in my experience are pretty poor for it. I haven't tried squig hoppers for it but I estimate they'd be like boar boys, but I could be wrong. Or perhaps I be an ally to somebody to recruit a unit for it like warhounds.

>>534019167
Squig hoppers are your best bet thanks to poison+decemt speed, but even they're not great at it. Spider riders are nice but very mediocre outside of specific setups like Grom or Snagla buffs
If you really want something that bad just use wolf riders or ally for warhounds, but you're better off just adding to the pile of violence. I prefer rogue idols/giants since they do a good job of keeping roided out LL's in check once you get the tech that gives them daze attacks

>>534019642
Yeah, my go-to for Grimgor is just Black Orcs + whatever giant/monsters I can get (especially from Waaagh, like Wyverns I kinda like) and I even liked the colossal squig but dunno how 'good' it'd be with a Black Orc stack. I might just stick with it, then and not worry about routers. I just found it annoying how common it is for enemies to regroup and plink at your ass with miscellaneous ranged units.

i swear
if coast dosent get anything from this shitass dlc
i will hurt you

>>534020578
You couldn't competently hurt yourself you autistic faggot