Hearthstone general - /hsg/
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:30 PM
No.533969078
dead thread
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:16 PM
No.533970260
>>533998887
dead game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:18 PM
No.533970686
is this a fucking joke
without exaggeration, the last THREE warlocks in a row I've faced in arena have made this EXACT play
turn one, coin scrap imp
turn two, demon dynamics
so on fucking turn three, they have at least 2 demons +3/+4, so at least 6/8 total
all while giving up very little tempo in return, certainly less than they're going to make up with these free stats
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:21:06 PM
No.533970772
I can feel the CEMENTING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:14 PM
No.533971000
>reborn
tnx to murloc paladin i hate this keyword
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:22 PM
No.533972097
>quest warrior
>quest warrior
>quest warrior
i sleep
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:37:24 PM
No.533972534
>>534017839
Is a man not entitled to not have to deal with 20 mana turns 6 turns into the game?
No, says the elf in Teldrassil, I deserve 10 mana on turn 5.
No, says the orc in the cleft of shadows, I deserve to draw minions that cost 1.
NO, says the woman in the Hall of Shadows, I will draw 20 cards and drop two giants.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... chemical spill
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:50:22 PM
No.533973791
>>533975126
>Captcha : Select priest minions if none win game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:56:34 PM
No.533974372
monk will save us
evoker will cement us
what mechanics does evoker even have
i haven't played wow since shartlands
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:32 AM
No.533975042
>>533974517
I think they have only a dps spec? or like, only a dps and a healer? I know they didnt have three
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:04:23 AM
No.533975126
>>533973791
>play protoss priest
>immortal carrier more sentries every game
>opponent protoss priest
>exclusively colossi and templars
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:42 AM
No.533976123
>>533974517
I think they move when casting spells, I don't know how well that can translate into HS
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:29:42 AM
No.533977569
>>533978565
>change deck to counter starshit dk
>lose to aggro
>add shittons of cheap removals
>lose to starship diaper
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:30:57 AM
No.533977682
>against warlock in arena
>ebin shadowflame stalker
>discovers the imp that duplicates inself when infused
>charge
>18 dmg from hand for 6 mana
yeah I'm gonna check out
this is just fucking retarded and it's been retarded for months
if you see me bitching about arena anytime soon here make fun of me for not actually having quit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:30 AM
No.533978565
>>533977569
It's literally impossible to cover most bases in this meta we are literally playing slightly more complex RPS.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:41:45 AM
No.533978763
>lose because opponent have 2 murloc rushes and you dont have 2 shadow words
>next game wins because he fucking draws only shit cheap murlocs
Holy shit game i dont want free wins rigged by skynet...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:49:32 AM
No.533979473
>>533979684
KEK NOT RIGGED HOLY FUCK
you just cant play minions vs aggro ah yeah thats *control deck* i forgot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:51:45 AM
No.533979684
>>533979473
But you see bro it loses to cycle rogue and dorian which are 80% of players in legend so even though it auto wins against everything else but aggro it's totally okay and you're just a bad player (despite the fact skill is literally irrelevant when it comes to this deck)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:00 AM
No.533981895
Believe or not im almost lost with this hand....
Fucking non stop murky and toys
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:14 AM
No.533983950
JUST FUCK OFF saar still win
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:55:35 AM
No.533985560
>>533967664 (OP)
I’ve been watching TB’s old Hearthstone series from start to finish. Miss that nigga more than I miss old Hearthstone.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:05:56 AM
No.533986648
Why this shit still ingame just rotate starshit its has nothing with hs ? nvm i can tank 2 more sissys
post useless cards
>this thing costs FIVE mana
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:14:28 AM
No.533987528
>>534041328
>>533987201
>not remove
they never learn....
>consturded
Yeah I'll stick to bgs.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:01:08 AM
No.533992134
>>533974517
They can "empower" some spells by charging them up. Besides that they have a dps caster spec, a unique support dps spec and a healer spec.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:01:11 AM
No.533992143
>>533991926
bg is shit now too At least lobby has bans and some fun trinkets Also new season with new shit ( not fucking cycle rogue whole year)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:41:47 AM
No.533996249
>>533974517
the only thing I know for sure is that it's going to be the main class for dragons the same way hunter is the class for beasts and warlock is the class for demons
when you factor in that they deal damage and heal, it's probably going to feel like playing dragon paladin
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:11 AM
No.533998660
roguetards are nothing without shartdowstep
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:29 AM
No.533998887
>>533970260
thanks to roguetards
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:34:49 AM
No.534001217
>>533967664 (OP)
I figure some of you may know. Where can I play a hearthstone sim? I want to try out old HS decks from years ago over LAN but can't find any source.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:35:55 AM
No.534001297
cora chama where's the fucking BLOGPOST
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:49:30 AM
No.534002491
>>533987201
heard you liked big spell mage?
there are only a couple naga with high end stats btw
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:12:47 AM
No.534004713
>>534020378
I hate this fucking game so much. actually over it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:14:07 AM
No.534004823
>>533987201
it shouldve allowed me to dismantle and destroy the starship they are in the process of building
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:41 AM
No.534012270
>>533991926
I would like to be playing battlegrounds if they were not crashing randomly.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:08:10 AM
No.534014767
>play hunter quest
>get ursol
>he casts dinomancy for the next 3 turns
STILL FUCKING LOSE TO PIECE OF SHIT DIAPERFAGS KILL YOURSELVES KILL YOURSELVES KILL YOURSELVES KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING NIGGERS
how the fuck is crusader aura not nerfed?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:55 AM
No.534016584
>>534017128
>>534015131
they nerfed it by letting it stack so you run out of them faster
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:39:04 AM
No.534017128
>>534015131
The two biggest scam decks are getting deleted tomorrow with the patch. So way more decks will be able to run low cost removal to fuck over the aggro paladin deck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:05 AM
No.534017791
>>534018693
>>534017350
like what?
protoss priest is only going to get stronger
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:49 AM
No.534017839
>>533972534
It's the exact same thing.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:25 AM
No.534018092
>>534015131
>Nerf aggro even more!
Would unironically kill the game for good.
>>534017791
dorian lock and cycle rogue is dead
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:03:51 AM
No.534018774
>>534018693
exactly
now legend and diamond ranks can continue to be nothing but protoss shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:09:00 AM
No.534019096
>>534021418
>>534017350
Neither of the nerfs hit dorian or cycle very hard and mech warrior is still there
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:12 AM
No.534020378
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:42:47 AM
No.534021418
>>534023289
>>534019096
The change to cursed catacombs straight up kills dorian lock. Running minimum minions so they could almost always hit agamaggan off catacombs was why it's so strong in the first place.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:58:13 AM
No.534022518
>>534023175
>diaper DK
>in casual
FUCKING KILLYOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER IM JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:07:36 AM
No.534023175
>>534023986
>>534022518
>having fun
>in hearthstone
lol you need to switch to a better card game.
jk ALL card games suck ass. you will find no joy in this genre.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:09:07 AM
No.534023289
>>534023472
>>534021418
i've seen dorian lock win games without ever pulling agamaggan so many times i'm a bit skeptical
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:46 AM
No.534023472
>>534023289
same. its weird
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:14:02 AM
No.534023658
what if ultralisk cavern had 4 durability?
is shaladrassil a safe craft
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:18:07 AM
No.534023986
>>534023175
You will if you are good.
Which you two clearly aren't.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:18:09 AM
No.534023991
>>534025112
I was laughing way too hard when this happened that I forgot to take a screenshot. He conceded immediately afterwards.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:20:38 AM
No.534024194
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:32:15 AM
No.534025112
>>534023991
>diaper DK
kill yourself faggot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:44:29 AM
No.534025967
>>534023797
not really, it will always be okay but often decks develop to cut it for something better. even in elise decks you rather run a wisp most of the time because 8 mana is just so clunky
unless you really like it and play a lot of slow control decks I would save the dust if you are tight
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:46:57 AM
No.534026121
i put two dreambound raptors in my control deck and i play them turn one and murloc pally decks can't handle it anymore cause they get outscaled
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:08:15 AM
No.534027526
>>534034050
>grunty spawns two fucking tyrannogills
excuse me
this should not be allowed
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:21:35 AM
No.534028431
>>534029019
i was trying to see how people beat beast hunter and it seems to come down to
draw good
do not draw bad
make opponent hunter draw bad
do not let them draw good
very interesting gameplay i must say
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:30:11 AM
No.534029019
>>534029765
>>534028431
uh, yeah. that's every matchup
or you could play blood dk
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:41:24 AM
No.534029765
>>534029019
what's the point, there's only three cards that spawn leeches
you can put ten leeches on the board, ever, in one match. why even bother
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:47:22 AM
No.534030171
>>534030289
>>534036362
when are they going to nerf kayn sunfury
bypassing the wall of 20/20 elusive taunts you painstakingly spent all game crafting with a single card is bullshit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:49:13 AM
No.534030289
>>534030171
he's pretty likely to get nerfed i'd say
especially since armor DH might genuinely become a meta tyrant once nerfs hit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:45:53 AM
No.534034050
>>534027526
premium feature for paypigs please buy our cute dino
tyranoshit and murnigger should summon plain copies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:11:56 PM
No.534035716
>>534035832
>>534035952
>just ignore the murlocs and go face bro!
>turn 4 5/4 murloc that summons 4 2/2s with rush
>whoops board gone haha
what deck just fucking murders murloc paladin
i'm tired of this shit i just want the deck that most brutally destroys these fucking murlocs
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:06 PM
No.534035832
>>534036010
>>534035716
any aggro deck
prottoss piss priest
owl druid
most decks with 2 sleeper orcs + bob
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:15:44 PM
No.534035952
>>534036010
>>534035716
summoning 5 murlocs between turn 2 and 3 isn't an average draw
>opponent skipped turn 1 and then jammed murloc tidehunter and murmy
>gets mad when their deck actually starts doing something
crybaby mentality.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:16:38 PM
No.534036010
>>534036185
>>534035832
i am playing protoss priest
it has almost no burn and turn 4 the board is gone because of the fucking retarded murloc that summons 13/12 worth of stats on FUCKING TURN 4 including FOUR FUCKING BODIES to trade with
>>534035952
it happens every single game
i've never played against a murloc that didn't get double battlecry t3 and then the summoning murloc on t4
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:19:49 PM
No.534036185
>>534036374
>>534036625
>>534036010
>i've never played against a murloc that didn't drop double murmy on 2, kindred doubler on 3, kindred murloc on 4
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:22:46 PM
No.534036362
>>534030171
You shouldn't be able to build 20/20 elusive taunts wall in the first place.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:23:02 PM
No.534036374
>>534036185
Expect no proof, you are talking to the stronger gold 5 diapertroon.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:27:09 PM
No.534036625
>>534036185
true, sometimes they play the one that makes the next murloc cheaper + divine shield, then it's only 2 2/2s that clear the board and a 5/4 with divine shield that will trade into anything
they will always curve out and mulligan for the good murlocs, that deck literally by definition cannot fuck up its curve
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:31:34 PM
No.534036901
and boy oh boy i'm sure this guy that literally dropped 4 minions on turn 1 doesn't have crusader aura in hand haha
seriously protoss is just shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:41:48 PM
No.534037512
>>534037712
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:43:13 PM
No.534037596
playing against mage must be the most boring experience you can have in this game
its completely pointless to even watch his turn since its all just randomly randomed randoms
sometimes you die sometimes he kills himself
and you cant do anything since he always has 3 secrets up so every play you could make is stopped or delayed a turn since you need to play around counterspell and that minion blast bullshit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:44:43 PM
No.534037690
>>534039639
>L0rinda vs Tictac show match to prove the spellpower druid mirror is an entirely skill-less matchup that is decided by whoever plays amirdrassil first
>tictac should have an edge, being the better player with more experience with the deck
>l0rinda currently winning
>whoever clicked their armirdrassil first has won 80% of the time
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:45:08 PM
No.534037712
>>534037512
China loves wildychud
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:12:48 PM
No.534039639
>>534037690
our girl is winning the series despite having fewer trees
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:22:57 PM
No.534040346
Starcraft?
More like Starshart.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:37:27 PM
No.534041328
>>533987528
>they never learn....
Their end goal is to make money.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:58 PM
No.534041431
>>534042169
>>534017350
>patch
>>534018693
What what fucking patch?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:49:14 PM
No.534042169
>>534042865
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:58:29 PM
No.534042865
>>534042169
LOL
LMAO even
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:45:48 PM
No.534046260
>turn 4
>0 cost Ysera into bob and now I'm at 5 mana vs an opponent with 8
MORE MANACHEAT MORE
EVERY CLASS HAS TO BE DRUID
EVERY CLASS HAS TO BE ABLE TO GET A RANDOM DRAW ORDER THAT INSTANTLY WINS THE GAME
THIS IS WHAT HEARTHSTONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:58:28 PM
No.534047234
>back to back mothership gives me three sentries and a colossus
I'm sick to death of this dogshit deck
This is genuinely one of the worst decks in the entire game, yes one in five games you do catch of the day into sentry into void ray into resuscitate but the other four games your sentry is your last minion and it loses instantly
What's a decent meta deck I can craft that isn't a minion focused deck where if you don't draw two card among thirty in the first 2 turns you lose instantly?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:00:44 PM
No.534047415
HS bros... What were so FUCKING WRONG? Wasn't Cora supposed to save us?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:32 PM
No.534048985
>>534049429
Reminder this deck is getting exactly 0 nerfs despite being the best deck in the game btw
Protoss deck is actually a good deck if you just discount the following matchups
Aggro Paladin
Quest Paladin
Beast Hunter
Handbuff Hunter
Control DK
Aggro DH
Aviana Priest
Dorian Warlock
Cycle Rogue
Quest Warrior
Mech Warrior
So if you just discount 90% of the meta, it's actually pretty good! I'm sure it can probably spank quest Rogue around.
It sits in this great spot where it's too slow to contest the board vs aggro, it doesn't have enough value to outlast control and it also gets outscaled by handbuff because it can only deal with 1 big threat. I have no idea how people endure playing this piece of fucking garbage but it's somehow the second most played deck in Diamond despite losing to literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DECK in the game.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:23:50 PM
No.534049161
Scam Hunter is dominating
Scam Hunter is not nerfed
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:27:33 PM
No.534049429
>>534050265
>>534048985
one scam meets other scam ... you ressurections ? your double mothership ?
Good deck my ass
>>534049429
how do you want me to play a mothership like turn 8
also that's the third dummy i killed. first dummy cheated via discount, second dummy cheated via revive, third dummy played from hand
then he procced the effect and got turn 8 lethal, very reasonable deck! i can understand how it's getting no nerfs whatsoever
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:41:09 PM
No.534050553
>>534051085
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:46:10 PM
No.534051034
>>534050265
warrior scam just faster buy diamond bundles to slow it down chud
>>534050553
i checked the replay actually just explain to me how you win this
turn 4 elise
turn 5 location
turn 6 dummy + clone location
turn 7 mixologist + revive potion
turn 8 another dummy + clone location + weapon proccing deathrattle for life
>just kill him early
he gained at least 13 armor early on plus minions that cap out at 3 atk don't put in that much pressure
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:48:10 PM
No.534051218
>>534051403
>>534051085
I didn't ask that.
Post rank.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:13 PM
No.534051403
>>534051486
>>534051218
does training dummy have different health at different ranks? explain what it has to do with it
>>534051403
Stop making excuses.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:53:38 PM
No.534051715
>>534051486
I am silver 4 okay?!
How am I supposed to climb when everyone but me has broken high roll decks?!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:09 PM
No.534051850
>>534052364
>>534051085
Post decklist
>>534051486
i'm not making excuses i legitimately want advice
if you could include some advice on how to beat that that'd be nice
i'd also appreciate some advice on how to deal with every hunter doing rc rampage into dinomancy and paladin playing back to back flash sales into crusader aura if you'd be so kind
>>534051850
it's this, pretty generic stuff. i cut a sunbloom for a sleepy resident to help with aggro
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:20 PM
No.534052659
you now remember imbue
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:12:42 PM
No.534053438
>>534056207
>>534052364
Don't cut draw.
You want to reduce mothership early and vs aggro drop the funny fishe fast.
Also opp high rolled super well.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:22:47 PM
No.534054439
>>534056207
>>534052364
if you want better chance vs dummy add 4 mana location
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:41:13 PM
No.534056207
>>534057369
>>534053438
i feel like half the games gravedawn is just sitting in my hand while i'm looking at a board that will kill me next turn, that's why i thought cutting one might be a good idea. i play against 80% aggro rn
>>534054439
puppet theatre?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:54:11 PM
No.534057369
>>534056207
so you playing priest and dont know priest location ?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:11:54 PM
No.534059021
>>534066591
Are there any strong cheap decks rn?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:14:44 PM
No.534059289
Is this game worth playing in 2025?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:27:47 PM
No.534060486
>>534063463
>aggro meta
>no one runs silence
>its just parrot decks
imagine tier 10 old deck beats your crazy new meta deck Piggy must be pissed
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:34 PM
No.534061127
>>534059330
>rc in all decks
>cru aura in all decks
Cora there is 5 Elephants in your room
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:48:12 PM
No.534062364
>>534059330
*Pukes*
I rather have Aggro lite.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:49:43 PM
No.534062487
when will micro fire all these clowns and hire actual professionals?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:54:16 PM
No.534062862
I just played vs an Aviana druid and he just discovered perfect synergies. He got the best that doubles beast damage, a bunch of high health high damage beasts, then the legendary that revives your expensive legendaries. All of it was just random discovers oh and he got two or three copies of the legendary that revives due to bottomless chest
You know I just kinda admire it, some people just play discover a random wincondition and for some reason it works perfectly against me every single time. Maybe I should just start playing quest mage and doing the exact same shit.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:59:48 PM
No.534063336
>>534063463
>tree bless nigger with angel
>but good guys always wins
joke game as always
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:01:08 PM
No.534063463
>>534063736
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:03:59 PM
No.534063736
>>534064539
>>534063463
/hsg/ dont deserve actual 205IQ decks
in 10 mins
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:23 PM
No.534063973
>swap to control
>nothing but controls mirror
>get off control
>aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro
I don't think how anyone can believe this game doesn't have rigged matchmaking.
>>534063736
LMAO
ZERO IQ PLAY he maybe first time see that card
im actually winning hard.... idk why
### Anti diaper
# Class: Rogue
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Raptor
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nah this game is impossible
like going by pure statistics they SHOULD sometimes be unlucky and not have the perfect curve with the perfect minion and card for every situation at least SOME TIMES and i should be lucky and not have both catches on hand the only time i get the fucking fishing rod SOME of the time
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:26:11 PM
No.534065918
>>534066542
>>534064854
Priest silence + Voljin ( 5 mana) or 2 mana swap stat neutral dude
OR Origami crane (4 mana)
i dont see problem here
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:27:44 PM
No.534066068
>>534066542
>>534064854
Forgot
2 minions damage dummy then Griftah steal
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:29:01 PM
No.534066217
>>534064539
Thanks anon! I'll try this later today
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:32:16 PM
No.534066542
>>534066826
>>534065918
>>534066068
well you see, the issue would be that i do not have any of those cards in my hand, while he does have the cards that win him the game in his hand! that is quite a pickle!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:32:44 PM
No.534066591
>>534059021
depends on how you're defining "cheap" and "strong"
elemental mage is all commons except for 2x epics and 2x rares
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:52 PM
No.534066697
hs cant be fixed because scaling back power doesnt sell packs
in a year or two we'll laugh about how silly we were to think turn 5 kills were fast
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:35:03 PM
No.534066826
>>534067065
>>534066542
>Don't mulligan for MU
>Poop your pants
:)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:11 PM
No.534067065
>>534067516
>>534066826
i forgot mulligan means "pick what cards you want on your starting hard"! silly me !!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:41:30 PM
No.534067516
>>534067709
>>534067065
>Don't mulligan
>Don't look for cards
>Fill PAMPIES with angry dumpies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:41:44 PM
No.534067549
>>534067792
Is Herenn very important for Starship DK? He's mostly there to bring out your Arkonites isn't he?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:15 PM
No.534067709
>>534067926
>>534067516
or maybe i mulliganed and the game didn't give me voljin then i used visions which didn't give me birdwatching so i had to pick another visions to finally pick birdwatching and at that point who the fuck cares because i had to spend two turns just to get rid of tortolla?
>>534067549
He accelerates being able to play KJ by two turns by getting two of the most important minions out of your deck unless he hits Gnomelia. I wouldn't say he's super important, but he is strong.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:44:32 PM
No.534067830
>Are you winning son ?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:45:29 PM
No.534067926
>>534067709
Protossissy pampers filled to the brim!
Yikes!
I start to see why everyone plays scam
>threatening lethal for 8 turns straight
>dk cleans the board every time
>proceeds to kill me with asspull
https://hsreplay.net/replay/9cPY5xy2d32AQr4KHGzA9y
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:04:22 PM
No.534069840
>>534068686
control is the root of all evil
when the piss is the patch coming
>Mythic Yogg-Saron skin
Dios mios..
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:46 PM
No.534072918
>>534071052
1 year for real patch
>>534072458
>Darkmoon
This shit's getting locked behind the gacha. Lmao
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:54 PM
No.534073997
>>534071052
reboot your game, it's live
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:29 PM
No.534075730
>first game of BG
>get kicked off during the last turn
>reopen
>no track xp or rating increase
the piss did they do now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:08:16 PM
No.534076584
>>534073394
158€ skin
Thank you Ben Brode!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:13:17 PM
No.534077116
>>534077446
seabreeze chalice is an absurd card in a game full of absurdly overpowered cards
if your deck wants to win the board and they have chalice on turn 1, it's literally over. like unironically unbeatable 1 mana spell. aggro decks cannot possibly beat the card. it is not possible. the game is over before it starts. like, literally. a 1 mana removal spell is that overpowered.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:20 PM
No.534077446
>>534077116
>they have chalice on turn 1, it's literally over
bit off-topic but it's funny to me how you can take this exact sentence to MTG and it's still true despite the context being completely different
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:20:15 PM
No.534077904
first game lads
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:40 PM
No.534078921
I think I already fucking hate this BG patch guys
They keep going harder and harder on having nothing but highrolling be viable
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:37:47 PM
No.534079868
>>534088496
Holy fuck all the Protoss Priest are crawling out of the woodwork
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:49:00 PM
No.534081206
>Duos required
FML
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:19 PM
No.534081573
>>534068686
quest shaman is kind of a meme to be honest
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:57:17 PM
No.534082115
>game is a complete lagfest on europe
Please send these devs to the sun already
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:18:26 PM
No.534084348
How do I encounter Umbra in battlegrounds?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:18:54 PM
No.534084393
>play arena
>lose
>feel unimaginable rage
>win
>feel nothing
really squared the circle of game design
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:04 PM
No.534088337
>>534095209
>>534067792
What could I replace him with? He also doubles as being the 8-drop that enables Elise I think. Sadly I do not have Shaladrassil.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:56:35 PM
No.534088496
>>534079868
enjoy your free wins
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:47 PM
No.534088938
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:10:35 PM
No.534089946
JIA OWE ME TRIPLEts babies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:29:17 PM
No.534091868
>>534091951
>>534102012
Holy fuck BGs are so slow now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:30:05 PM
No.534091951
>>534091868
good i have time to think also i can look at guide
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:33:47 PM
No.534092327
>RALLY
>my two rally minions get sniped by Windfury
lol coinflp lmao
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:11 PM
No.534095209
>>534088337
Unironically maybe a wisp as a 0 cost and something you can just dump for free out of your hand to make space for the second round of spaceship parts as well as serve as a corpse and potential activator for poison breath if you don't have pyro or just need to kill one big minion.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:22:27 PM
No.534097739
I no longer care about winning. I'm going to make fun decks and play them at bronze. I'm gonna try making a Renferal Rogue deck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:28:43 PM
No.534098409
>no bob or resident vs murloc nigger
>lose
i fucking love big scam boards
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:47:10 PM
No.534100406
You DID win a game before the new Battlegrounds update right?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:02:20 AM
No.534102012
>>534091868
my client and game are crashing every other game. i've only been able to finish 2 out of the last 5 games i've tried.
reddit is complaining about lag. chat, is this true?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:05:15 AM
No.534102326
>>534102142
i haven't bothered with ladder but in BG it's bad. crashed my entire computer twice on top of lag too.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:06:49 AM
No.534102480
>>534102142
Yes. It‘s unplayable on eu server
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:10 AM
No.534104306
>>534104359
>vs paypig murloc
>i have literally 9 8 8 mana cost hand
>next game
>my hand magically and draw turns into normal
Well fuck you im going to bg
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:38 AM
No.534104359
>>534104494
>>534104306
>>vs paypig murloc
tf is a pay pig murloc?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:24:50 AM
No.534104494
>>534104359
1/100 000 of Zeddy
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:29:22 AM
No.534104971
>>534105412
I crafted starship DK...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:32:30 AM
No.534105294
>>534107025
>>534067792
If Herenn hits Gnomelia does she also deal damage to adjacents?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:33:32 AM
No.534105412
>>534105515
>>534104971
gratz
here is your favourite matchup
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:34:35 AM
No.534105515
>>534105606
>>534105412
i hope you roped that pallycuck before using both hellfires
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:34:58 AM
No.534105558
>>534064539
that hero card with weapon was great. always loved armoring up and slamming my opponents greasy diaper minions back into their face
reckon we're about due for some new hero cards for each class, knowing these braindead devs
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:35:24 AM
No.534105606
>>534105879
>>534105515
actually he almost kill me....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:38:06 AM
No.534105879
>>534105969
>>534105606
but he didn't
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:39:10 AM
No.534105969
>>534107983
>>534105879
resident sleeper save my ass once again also lucky bob when he aura + dudes
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:41:07 AM
No.534106195
>Pick Brann
>Turn 7
>zero battlecries in shop
Bwos...... ???
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:48:29 AM
No.534107025
>>534105294
No, she only procs the 2 damage AoE, maybe because Battle is not the same as Attacks, or general Blizz consistency and quality code.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:51:44 AM
No.534107376
yeah
kinda kino ngl
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:56:50 AM
No.534107952
>pick BG hero
>disconnect
>client close without recconection
>check task manager
>2.5GB ram
>im playing lowest setting windowed mode
WTF ? they load 100 Mythic yogg skins into RAM ?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:57:21 AM
No.534107983
>>534108596
>>534105969
that guy is such a good fucking card
probably the best stall card in the game
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:02:57 AM
No.534108596
>>534107983
its also good aggro card people dont just realised
Most meta deck just ignore removals
You build your board (10-15 damage total is fine) drop Sleeper and it turns into Time Warp for you they you face aggronigger and drop bob WOW another Time Warp...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:04:19 AM
No.534108739
>>534109716
Wow Mech is so boring
Demon looks okay kinda fun but if you don't get those stupid Dwarves...
Quillboar is not even playtested and intended to get people to play Arena instead.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:05:30 AM
No.534108865
[SAD NEWS] new BG season fucking sucks balls
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:12 AM
No.534109158
>>534073394
But anon, think of all the money the gacha mechanics will make. They'll reinvest that money into the game and hire more competent designers and create better cards!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:10:19 AM
No.534109405
>>534102142
I have 0 lag. game feels totally normal
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:18 AM
No.534109502
>>534109665
I am having fun playing starship...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:12:49 AM
No.534109665
>>534109502
>I am having fun
wrong general
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:12:59 AM
No.534109680
plugged up playing control warrior :3
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:15 AM
No.534109716
>>534108739
beasts feel clunky even with the broken stegadon. only played two games of it though.
dragons are really stupid with the twilight watcher and a few different quest rewards.
still early enough i feel like i have no idea what i'm doing
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:16:35 AM
No.534110068
>5 game win streak to d4 one star away from d3
Algorithm: ALERT! WINRATE EXCEEDED! INITIATE RIGGING
>force loss back down to d5 0 stars
nice i love modern black box games. they're so fun.
>dodges another nerf
What did Cora mean by this
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:29:30 AM
No.534111407
>>534110575
It's okay because it only happens sometimes :)
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:49:16 AM
No.534113478
>>534110575
its not fucking hard to change text summon another X minion They fucking nerf saronite and zergling we have Tech !
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:49:20 AM
No.534113484
>>534113718
??? what the fuck does co-op mean? there is no new gamemode
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:51:37 AM
No.534113718
>>534113484
when you play ladder the actions of both you and your opponent count toward the quest completion
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:01 AM
No.534113764
>death knight every fucking game
Violently kill these devs in minecraft.
GOOD NEWS for the whale last thread worrying about missing out on slop
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:21:05 AM
No.534116917
>>534130172
The lost city was promised to him 3000 years ago
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:24:35 AM
No.534117275
>>534116480
damn so I really did the grind for nothing ($10/16 hours lmao). good to know they went in the shop fast though. Got the other two.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:42:44 AM
No.534119324
hewo I was told this patch would save us
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:00:01 AM
No.534121131
>n-n-nooo you cant just ignore my leeches for 4 turns and leave my board space lock- ACK!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:03:52 AM
No.534121526
>>534121625
Rape every dk player
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:04:46 AM
No.534121625
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:15:44 AM
No.534122760
>>534122914
This meta sucks
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:17:15 AM
No.534122914
>>534123957
>>534122760
Every meta will suck as long as death knight is the dev mandated broken class
>>534122914
Does DK even beat Protoss Priest?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:31:11 AM
No.534124335
>>534124513
>>534123957
Dk has like 3 different decks that are tier 1. That midrange list shits on it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:32:51 AM
No.534124513
>>534124335
Tier 1 based on what? HSGuru barely has updated stats with the new patch.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:36:46 AM
No.534130172
>>534116917
i will now continue to support the game by not paying a dime
What does Co Op mean for the quest?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:35:33 AM
No.534140325
>>534135243
BG coop exclusive
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:48:17 AM
No.534141312
>>534135243
both players actions count for the quest, if your quest is having 100 deathrattles die then whenever an opponent kills a deathrattle it also counts for your quest
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:16:16 AM
No.534143370
i fuckin love protoss priest man
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:25:13 AM
No.534143995
>>534135243
i did it in two games with this garbage in casual against another two DKs that were running pretty much the same list.
### quest dr
# Class: Death Knight
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Raptor
#
# 2x (1) Adaptive Amalgam
# 1x (2) Bloodmage Thalnos
# 2x (2) Dreadhound Handler
# 2x (2) Harbinger of Winter
# 1x (2) Loot Hoarder
# 2x (3) Acolyte of Death
# 2x (3) Chillfallen Baron
# 2x (3) Frostbitten Freebooter
# 2x (3) Reluctant Wrangler
# 2x (3) Terrible Chef
# 2x (4) Dread Raptor
# 1x (4) Eliza Goreblade
# 2x (4) Nesting Golem
# 1x (4) Thassarian
# 1x (4) Torga
# 2x (5) Amateur Puppeteer
# 1x (5) Mutating Lifeform
# 1x (6) Dr. Stitchensew
# 1x (7) Chillmaw
#
AAECAYjaBQiXoAShoATLpQXBsQbIyQbu6gbYmAfMrQcLh/YEtIAF9rEGkrgG/7oGgcAGrsoGltMG1uUGr5UHopcHAAA=
#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:36:00 AM
No.534144761
>protoss priest
>protoss priest
>protoss priest
>protoss mage
>starship dk
>hydration warrior
>protoss priest
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:51:33 AM
No.534145738
I hecking love Protoss Priest!!
Played Yogg in the Box for the first time ever to check out quest mage.
Out of 10 games I lost 4 of them when I cast Yogg in the Box. Quasar, Wheel of Death, and I even somehow cast that Hunter spell that puts raptors in my deck and it made my Yogg whiff.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:09:16 AM
No.534146890
>>534146082
the failure rate is too high on it to justify even rnging box
>>534123957
Half the decks in the game beat Protoss Priest, it's not a good deck lmao.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:11:11 AM
No.534150937
>>534151180
>>534150720
Protoss priest winrate is now up 55% and is the most popular deck. And DK is one of the better matchups for Priest.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:13:36 AM
No.534151081
>>534146082
first time i played vs quest mage yogg box did firelands toyrantus into nebula and i conceded there
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:14:31 AM
No.534151142
BGs is actually more fucked than standard. Holy fuck.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:15:07 AM
No.534151180
>>534151456
>>534150937
Anon Quest Paladin has 53% and Cycle Rogue isn't even shown so I assume that's diamond-legend data. The better the players the worse Protoss is because it's a very inconsistent deck. Protoss has pretty bad matchups into most of the good decks, might change a bit with the nerfs but probably not that meaningfully.
>>534151180
It's 6 days into the season. Only 11* players are in legend. I bet legend is still 3 digits max.
>>534151456
Past month data is still good since the meta didn't change much back then, and I don't think Dorian and Cycle nerfs propel Protoss to meta tyrant, it's still way too swingy. Most likely the new Tyrants are Mech Warrior who got completely scot free and Starship DK.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:51:50 AM
No.534153406
>>534155597
>>534152629
Dorian and Cycle are 2 of the worst matchups for Protoss Priest. Regardless of what you think, statistically a deck gets better if 2 of their worst matchups get removed. Which is why
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:00:02 AM
No.534153889
>>534165040
>>534152629
No one is saying Protoss will become the meta tyrant but to dismiss Protoss as not a good deck is fucking absurd. It is absolutely a good deck especially since 2 of its best counters got nuked.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:25:10 AM
No.534155369
now that *previous good things* are nerfed we will have a fresh and fun meta of *old good things*
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:27:30 AM
No.534155495
i like that this expansion not only not create any new decks, it forced nerfs killing all the emerald dream decks which helped starcraft decks return to being the only viable shit after 8 months
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:28:58 AM
No.534155597
>>534156269
>>534153406
to be fair with those two out of the picture other decks will probably remove tech pieces like steamcleaner to deal with protoss since it seems poised to be second or third most played deck
i still think it's insane mech warrior didn't get hit at ALL when it's on par strength wise and overplayed to fucking hell and back
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:39:57 AM
No.534156269
>>534155597
Mech warrior does not even register when you change the stats to legend only.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:06:04 AM
No.534157830
>>534158019
>illidan has an em dash in his losing quote
ai generated game
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:08:04 AM
No.534157935
>>534158549
>expansion lands poorly
>also proceed to nerf every single expansion card that was good
but why
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:09:25 AM
No.534158019
>>534157830
did blizzard have secret ChatGPT access in 2020?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:19:12 AM
No.534158549
>>534158929
>>534157935
Top decks are still non expansion decks which is funny as fuck.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:20:48 AM
No.534158650
>>534158880
>>534151456
I am a 10 star shitter and I got to legend already anon
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:24:35 AM
No.534158880
>>534159918
>>534158650
In this meta? I salute you.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:25:19 AM
No.534158929
>>534158549
yeah and I mean, Loh is fucking cancer, Dorian is fucking cancer, but these are like the only cards that have landed whatsoever other than Elise, and you're nerfing all of them
reducing the power level is a fool's errand when the starcraft set still exists
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:35:41 AM
No.534159546
>>534116480
phew, imagine missing out on these, blizzard is so generous
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:36:33 AM
No.534159597
>>534116480
didnt he get it in the end
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:42:06 AM
No.534159918
>>534158880
He's a wildychud don't talk to him
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:42:41 AM
No.534159946
>>534187278
ourguy zetalot made legend
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:33:06 PM
No.534163115
Is Cora too busy eating and that's why she can't balance this trash?
bro what the actual fuck did they do to battlegrounds??????
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:51:47 PM
No.534164298
>>534165092
you are now manually remembering when they tried to make draenei a thing
>>534153889
I don't think Protoss is even a good deck. It's so easy for Protoss to have simply completely fucking dead draws and not be able to play anything turn 1 or 2.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:03:52 PM
No.534165092
>>534166534
>>534164298
Member berry, member berry, now you are aware of quillboard (whose only tribal relevance is for one deck in wild).
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:16:42 PM
No.534165936
I missed lethal twice against a warrior and he didn't draw Amara so I won but I still feel horrible
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:18:40 PM
No.534166052
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:19:26 PM
No.534166106
>>534165040
You don't think. Which is an opinion.
Stats says otherwise. Which is objective. Unless you move the goalpost of what is considered good.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:26:30 PM
No.534166534
>>534166717
>>534165092
They never tried to make Quillboar a thing tough, they only became a tribe due to BG. Draenei fell flat on their goat face.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:30:06 PM
No.534166717
>>534166534
>Draenei ain't a BG tribe
One has to wonder why ngl
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:36 PM
No.534169194
>Got early spell damage
>Got early tree
>Got replicate minion
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:30:13 PM
No.534170837
>>534172461
>>534163387
what ? new season new minion quest back trinkets out new meta or are you talking about tech state ? its normal for day 1
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:32:24 PM
No.534170986
This game is not for me anymore...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:34:48 PM
No.534171162
>>534172453
>>534165040
>have best 1 and 2 cost drop
>ressurects reborn divine shield rush mana cheat minions
>drops 20/20 stats with 6 omega value cards (inc boardclear rag) inside on t8-10
>not good
this shit must be nuked from orbit
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:51:47 PM
No.534172453
>>534171162
sometimes your hand is going to be hallucionation pws chrono boost resus then you draw another halluc and an orbital halo and you aren't playing anything on the board until turn 3
the deck can brick stupidly hard
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:51:51 PM
No.534172461
>>534170837
all the tribes are unplayable if beasts or quilboars are in
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:08:11 PM
No.534173643
>>534186463
>they're unironically gonna make me gacha for the dk leech signatures
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:34:46 PM
No.534175789
>>534176021
>turn 2 they put a 3 mana 9/5 elusive on top of their deck
wow, that was a fun game of hearthstone! good job cora!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:37:39 PM
No.534176021
>>534176164
>>534175789
what minion has 5/0 stats?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:39:12 PM
No.534176164
>>534176838
>>534176021
what kind of faggot nitpick is this? is that you cora?
or are you just too autistic/retarded to understand the point? let me know
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:46:59 PM
No.534176838
>>534176164
cora, is that you? i'm armed. am i crazy or is there someone there? who's there? i'll shoot without warning
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:54:08 PM
No.534177438
Cora is eating pizza please don't bother here with HS shit.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:01:05 PM
No.534177992
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:09:31 PM
No.534178817
>cursed catacombs "nerfed" to kill dorian lock
>discolock in wild can now get fucking soul barrage off catacombs
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:57:34 PM
No.534183691
>queue into a class that counters yours immediately after winning a game
>paypig avatar
>AdjNoun username
>ropes the mulligan
thoughts on when this happens?
(just happened to me and they roped every turn and had an unbeatable turn 5 tortolla btw)
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:20:25 PM
No.534185917
>>534190989
why is this card allowed to be so retarded
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:25:35 PM
No.534186463
>>534173643
can't you get it from golden packs? probably more cost efficient
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:29:04 PM
No.534186807
I played a single wheel of death and then had another wheel cast during Yogg Box. Does anyone know if the 2nd wheel overrides the first one?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:30:10 PM
No.534186927
its crazy that one of the best, archetype defining cards in the entire game is just gain 10 health and draw a card
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:33:38 PM
No.534187278
>>534187898
>>534159946
aren't we all legend in this general?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:39:36 PM
No.534187898
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:08:38 PM
No.534190989
>>534195008
>>534185917
brother its 7 mana
and it still has to die
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:44:58 PM
No.534195008
>>534202308
>>534190989
phew that's solved good thing DH has no way to trigger deathrattles and there are no neutral cards that trigger deathrattles
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:44:59 PM
No.534195013
Why do people who netdeck spam emotes when you're actually playing something different?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:56:15 PM
No.534196327
just killed a guy on 4
why does everybody rope in casual for fuck's sake i just want to do fucking quests
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:12:21 PM
No.534198264
>>534197367
I'm trying to learn the deck bro whether I play my 1 mana 10/10 or not is a big decision
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:16:29 PM
No.534198761
>>534197367
most "people" who play this game are bots (inflated numbers for metrics), and bots generally rope because it inflates "time spent in game" metrics
innocent players like you are just exploited by some faggot dev's rigged and scripted algorithm because some suit in a board room needs to be impressed
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:22:39 PM
No.534199471
>>534203012
>play minions in ladder event quest daily
>reroll
>play 15 (FIFTEEN) fucking games of traditional game modes
when and why did they stop letting you complete this event garbage in bgs
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:39:57 PM
No.534201485
Lmao
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:47:16 PM
No.534202308
>>534195008
kill them before turn 8
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:50:35 PM
No.534202707
>>534197367
If you're playing shartship DK or diaper warrior or even murloc paladin in casual then you're getting roped and im going to do dishes and will come hit hero power as I walk by so the timer resets
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:53:10 PM
No.534203012
>>534203759
>>534199471
15? the fuck, I got play 5 ranked matches (wins are worth +1)
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:59:42 PM
No.534203759
>>534203012
it has a plus 1 for ranked and another plus 1 for wins but i fucking hate ladder. im just doing whizbang in casual.
i just wanted to fuck around and learn the new battleground shit all day.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:08:22 PM
No.534204667
random 1 pack quest out of nowhere I guess heroic brawl is out
is heroic brawl worth it? I'm only missing 2 rares for discolock
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:17:58 PM
No.534205682
>>534207598
>>534205089
no. lost city packs are worthless at this point in the expansion and they're most of the rewards
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:33:00 PM
No.534207336
>>534207598
>>534205089
>is heroic brawl worth it?
literally never. Maybe if all rewards were pushed forward by 2 wins, maybe.
>>534205682
>>534207336
k thanks for saving me 1000 gold for the next coomer skin in the shop
>>534207598
I can buy skins with gold?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:43:36 PM
No.534208513
>>534208164
there's usually a rotation of old skins you can buy for 1000/1500 gold in the shop
there isn't any right now though, dunno if they forgor to put the new ones
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:43:47 PM
No.534208542
>>534208164
some of them. the last decent coomer skin was a dh skin with tight tummy.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:47:02 PM
No.534208886
>>534304440
every other BG game i'm crashing out of. I'm about to get first again and the game crashes, reopen and there is no record of the game at all.
Im afraid to play on my pc because it blue screen crashed it twice yesterday. i'm about to take a really angry shit over this.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:55:33 PM
No.534209856
>>534209986
>card either does nothing or is completely broken
is this good design?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:56:49 PM
No.534209986
>>534209856
>card is situationally good
yes
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:57:42 PM
No.534210101
What do I do to never have to play against aggro paladin again jesus fuck man.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:02:45 PM
No.534210712
>>534212648
what now, diaper boy?
>>534210712
>CE
>you drop 10 +2 damage
>Mothership fizzles
>Gnomelia Reno
>Finish Mothership leftovers with Pyro lifesteal + Breath
next...
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:23:33 PM
No.534213126
>>534207598
The math behind your 1000 brawlesium investment:
>If you value packs at 100g each the average payout is 696g
but ofcourse if you valued packs at 100g each you'd have just bought them from the shop already. If you're gambling on this event for discounted packs then the payout is even worse
>valuing packs at 50g each drops the average payout to 478g
Obviously terrible. You'd need to be very confident of your ability to maintain a winrate near 70% for this to be worth it.
>if you pushed ALL rewards forward 2 wins while still valuing packs at 50g each the average payout would be 917g
Thats how jewish the current reward structure is. The buffed version is still only about as good of payout odds as gambling at a casino for an average player.
>Why value packs at 50g though?
Ask blizzard why 0-3 arena rewards 2 packs while 1-3 rewards 1 pack and 50g.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:23:57 PM
No.534213167
>>534213339
>>534212648
>6 protoss minions without damage or templar
dream on
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:25:32 PM
No.534213339
>>534213167
He can gnomelia reno on current turn
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:27:57 PM
No.534213626
>>534212648
Gnomelia was already used, but nice try
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:43:35 PM
No.534215340
My deck so good against aggro so blizzard chatgpt start riggin game by throwing non stop target dummies... holy shit !
curent format is doomed with blatant rigging mechanism called mmr
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:49:00 PM
No.534215987
>EAT draws 2 mechs now
This is clearly hint at Dummy nerf because if you remove mech tag it would kill that stu
Just a reminder that this game did in fact used to be a strategy game at one point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPQ1RWLH8_A
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:11:47 PM
No.534218598
>>534218886
>This is second place now
They really reduced powercreep unlike hs *main * mode JIA - GOD
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:14:17 PM
No.534218886
>>534218598
oops forgot my fizzle snapshot
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:20:14 PM
No.534219539
>>534217583
jade druid trading 5/5 into 1/3 LMFAO these people are so fucking bad. classic NA
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:23:03 PM
No.534219859
>>534217583
>Druid with one card.... What a balanced meta
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:25:43 PM
No.534220159
>>534217583
MSG still the best expansion ever made
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:37:33 PM
No.534221470
>legendary that recasts like 4 sunset volleys and wins me the game on the spot literally the last card in the deck
absolutely ebin
thank god spell mage is such a fucking disgusting abomination you can win without it anyway
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:39:35 PM
No.534221686
giga paypig folds immediately when his gay scam deck encounters an inconvenience... oh well free win
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:43:11 PM
No.534222086
>>534222461
>Nemsy deck
>all my demons already in hand
>No Nemsy
>im facing murloc nigga
Grim....
if only i have one more location....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:46:28 PM
No.534222461
>>534223717
>>534223948
>>534222086
what the fuck is this diaper shitpile lmaooo is this what /hsg/ plays??
>>534222461
you now have a better understanding of why /hsg/ complains about certain decks.
>uhh murloc paladin that only beats janky diaper decks? whoever made this card should be murdered
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:59:56 PM
No.534223948
>>534222461
Diaper that kills diapers UNLIMITED DIAPER WORKS
Sadly Wheel of death in few turns
i afk 2 turns and he still cant kill me
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:03:53 PM
No.534224384
>>534223717
i dont fucking care i hate murloc dummy dorian kj giant with same hate
its all fucking scam
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:06:49 PM
No.534224705
>>534223717
post was about rigged(read unlucky draw) try read next time
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:14:17 PM
No.534225616
>kill one warleader
>nigger vomit 2 more
>build a wall with taunts and drs
>nigga stone me
Ah yes famous 3 copy deck....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:17:44 PM
No.534225996
>>534226240
>>534223717
murloc deck is annoying because it completely drowns out slower decks (which includes non diaper decks btw), you cannot outplay it and it's massively popular in the lower ranks which is where you might want to play non meta stuff to have a fun climb. instead you need to play something that shits on quest paladin because you'll be facing against it very often and they can't humanly fuck up playing it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:19:50 PM
No.534226240
>>534227173
>>534225996
wow finally Good post... i want to upvote you
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:26:58 PM
No.534227016
>>534227173
I just left 2 minions with 1 and 2 hp with 30+3hp
And next turn i have 2 hp and nugger have rock and weapon to finish me
Fucking powercreep turn into maximum i hope they fucking hire whole studio
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:28:17 PM
No.534227173
>>534228209
>>534230061
>>534226240
>>534227016
ESL tardboy at it again
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:37:20 PM
No.534228209
>>534229372
>>534227173
Hello Kraut schizo
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:47:23 PM
No.534229372
>>534230029
>>534228209
I am American
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:53:10 PM
No.534230029
>>534229372
so you are ESL tard also because 4channel is Japan website
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:53:27 PM
No.534230061
>>534227173
hard to miss when replies to every post.I don't know what mental illness he has but it must be some serious shit
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:11:30 AM
No.534231969
>>534232126
>>534232196
You are now manually remembering Draenei.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:13:12 AM
No.534232126
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:13:53 AM
No.534232196
>>534231969
I'd rather not
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:15:52 AM
No.534232395
>>534233073
bros... we're more divided than ever. we need just one more mini set to save us
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:22:21 AM
No.534233073
>>534234941
>>534232395
now i remember porn comix about draenei who constantly get banged by whole azeroth
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:29:56 AM
No.534233785
>>534233996
https://www.twitch.tv/phillysek
this guy just tried to add me after i started roping and AFKing during his le epic aviana scam deck
>1 viewer
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:31:59 AM
No.534233996
>>534233785
why would you want to give him more viewers
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:33:46 AM
No.534234204
>>534234304
Is this new streamer shit ?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:34:48 AM
No.534234304
>>534236201
>>534234204
Why is Paladin's new identity cheating out spells nonstop?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:35:59 AM
No.534234451
>>534234630
I genuinely believe that if Blizzard had added Death Knight to the game and never again printed any new cards other than the ones it had on launch there would still be people playing the exact same triple blood rune diaper DK to this day.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:37:40 AM
No.534234630
>>534234451
It's really just awful game design. People have been correctly bitching about lifesteal-creep for a long time, now they added a class who can not only lifesteal constantly, but iNCREASE THEIR MAX HEALTH constantly. It fucking sucks.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:40:51 AM
No.534234941
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:44:23 AM
No.534235331
>yelling at my monitor unironically
"WHY ARE YOU ROPING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:45:22 AM
No.534235428
It would seem roping is on the rise. I actually started roping recently so maybe everybody is just angrier.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:47:07 AM
No.534235591
if my opponent is playing a gay tryhard deck i will be roping especially if theyre aggro and hoping for a quick game
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:52:55 AM
No.534236201
>>534234304
thats not cheat he played full mana for this
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:00:47 AM
No.534237002
alright stedodon DK is actually kino
wtf I love shartstone now
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:06:24 AM
No.534237593
>>534237486
Dont show this to Z...Y
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:08:58 AM
No.534237884
>Why im facing so many M niggers
>check deck
>no sleepers
Lmao im such a failure... anyway this card still retarded
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:11:29 AM
No.534238142
d4-d2, seems pretty good (algo prob rigged in my favor atm fair warning)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:18:47 AM
No.534238883
>mage now officially the best class in arena
you did it blizz, you made an arena archetype more cancerous than druids
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:20:17 AM
No.534239049
>>534237486
send it to zeddy, make sure you account name is healthy galbladder to trigger him
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:26:31 AM
No.534239682
>>534240086
>win game vs nigger
>next game
guys im think game is rigged
bans when ?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:30:47 AM
No.534240086
>>534239682
>bans when ?
never ever
Okay this is clearly not right
i faced 7 murloc niggers in row
and all their WINs because one card ONE FUCKING CARD
Where is other fucking classes ?
im going insane
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:43:00 AM
No.534241285
>>534240906
unironically tales from bronze, everyone is trying to get out asap. fastest games with a positive winrate.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:28:58 AM
No.534245690
>>534247823
2nd class to 500 wins :)
first was warlock
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:53:31 AM
No.534247823
>>534245690
you are valid and welcome here
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:00:42 AM
No.534248465
this is just stupid.... but beasts comp more stupid
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:01:28 AM
No.534248529
>mukla and the black knight are the hsguru page
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:03:56 AM
No.534248764
I am still playing Protoss Mage
I am still having fun
pirates feel really lame in bg now. at least last season i could hurt my wrist trying to apm them real big numbers.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:36:05 AM
No.534251614
>>534267514
>>534250971
Just play beast
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:37:06 AM
No.534251694
>>534267514
>>534250971
wait till you see golden bounty demon comp
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:56:26 AM
No.534253439
Hearing I YIELD..FOR NOW...
The most beautiful words in the English language.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:09:57 AM
No.534254629
game is crashing every match... fuck you blizzard
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:36:17 AM
No.534257221
>>534289976
Play Stegodon DK
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:15:09 AM
No.534261227
had a stitched salvager to trigger the deathrattle immediately this is hilarious
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:24:09 AM
No.534267514
>>534251614
beast feels very polarizing. i've had half my games feel like i was unstoppable and the other half i get bent over. Facing someone with lots of windfury and divine shields and cleaves seems to really wreck beast shit, rats are a fucking trap do not ever use rats that spawn other rats. rats with turtles is good, mana sabers are good. really quest reward dependant, my best beast game was with the quest reward that let my stegadon attack right away with divine shield, bad idea for the scarabs to allow beasts to get attacks and windfury too.
>>534251694
tried it once but didn't get it working until I got knocked out.
furthermore everything seems really quest dependent and Rally makes mechs fucking terrible. zero reason to want to go with a minion spawning builds with all the rally shit.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:45:23 AM
No.534277320
>>534240906
>Where is other fucking classes
In Legend.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:10:47 AM
No.534286275
uh, CORA?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:14:57 PM
No.534289793
I know I'm not allowed to say it but I love Resuscitate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:18:10 PM
No.534289976
>>534257221
Give me a list, I like frost DK stuff.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:44:49 PM
No.534291665
>>534294560
>>534295326
i used to think Carrier was just about the worst card you could get off mothership but it's actually sort of handy, especially if you can somehow clear the board
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:28:35 PM
No.534294560
>>534291665
its a lot better when your protussy minions cost 9 less
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:39:24 PM
No.534295326
>>534296879
>>534291665
>Sort of bad
It's one of the highrolls, Mothership it's mostly useful against control anyway and Carrier represents an instant board refill, instant 16 damage possibly face and a must remove 12 health threath
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:59:57 PM
No.534296879
>>534295326
I would say it's avg, worst is definitely dragoon and sentry, void rays and carrier are average and templars/colossi are the best.
rip chinese bundle enjoyers
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:41:16 PM
No.534299912
>on a winstreak
>queue into tranny avatar no one uses
>they're playing an archetype no one plays
>i have a dogshit opener, full mulligan into more dogshit
>get ran over and turbofucked
yep sounds about right. nothing is real anymore
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:42:20 PM
No.534299987
>>534300265
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:45:21 PM
No.534300221
>>534300768
can someone post that elise picture, the one where she's flaunting how fertile she is, midrif in full view
i think it's official art
>>534299987
chinese servers got a new bundle that was 1 random legendary + 5 ungoro packs for $1 but it was unlimited so people bought hundreds of the bundle for insane amounts of dust, it's speculated that a massive amount of bundles must have sold for the CN team to actually intervene
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:52:17 PM
No.534300768
>>534300890
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:54:07 PM
No.534300890
>>534300768
i remember it differently, like the angel was lower
but it should be tha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,t one
thanks
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:59:02 PM
No.534301257
Handbuff DK is honrstly very fun i wish it was a bit better. DK is so fun when you actually interact with the enemy board
I also really liked BFU Menagerie but that deck got fucking murdered.
What is it about plate classes that they always end up overtaken by diaper?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:15:06 PM
No.534302508
>>534300265
you just now there are people that bough 100$+ worth of this and are now stuck with blizzard's monopoly money lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:17:48 PM
No.534302734
i do hate this game but..
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:24:31 PM
No.534303339
>>534304084
>aviana druid is unironically the best deck
Is that what we‘re nerfing next? Just one more bro
>>534303339
i thought this was a braindead take because i just played 30 games in a row without queueing into it
but right on cue the very next game i queued into it and got autolossed. it was rigged against me though. didn't feel like the "best deck", just felt rigged. perfect ai-generated unrealistic RNG
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:35:03 PM
No.534304284
>>534305105
>>534304084
>didn't feel like the "best deck", just felt rigged. perfect ai-generated unrealistic RNG
Yea that‘s what playing against scam deck feels like but this one is very consistent since they dropped xavius and added story of barnabus
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:36:55 PM
No.534304440
>>534208886
A reminder that they make at least five millions from this game every month.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:45:19 PM
No.534305105
>>534304284
>Yea that‘s what playing against scam deck feels like
i hear you but there's a difference between consistently pulling off "good shit" and the type of RNG that literally feels like a computer searched through every possible outcome and picked the most backbreaking possible one
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:13:45 PM
No.534307536
>>534304084
My experience was the same the dude got some retarded beast synergy with the stomp one, the one that doubles beast damage and the one that revives expensive beasts. I had the same thought this feels like it was made on purpose.
>>534299329
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA i mean MEOW
i bet someone spend 10000$
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:55:58 PM
No.534311535
>>534311206
At this point I would initiate a chargeback. Fuck Blizzard
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:02:35 PM
No.534312202
>>534316025
>>534311206
it's a bundle u can buy once
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:32:57 PM
No.534314920
>>534315004
>>534314747
the other anon said it was repeatable
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:33:59 PM
No.534315004
I have 4k gold, what miniset do I get?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:45:33 PM
No.534316025
>>534312202
wow he looks retarded
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:47:46 PM
No.534316243
>>534320572
>>534316001
the ones that don't rotate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:49:09 PM
No.534316371
>>534316001
the one with amirdrassil
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:57:29 PM
No.534317183
Starship dk is actually fun to play
got rogue's quest from a pack
is it playable now?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:05:03 PM
No.534317931
>>534317817
no thats 400 dust
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:06:34 PM
No.534318067
new idea to fix the game: if you take more than 10 seconds to choose a discover option, rope begins immediately. doesn't matter how long you've taken up to that point
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:14:52 PM
No.534318910
>>534319131
does anyone play this shit in constructed or is this another one of those times where blizzard looked who the strongest class in arena is and decided to give them a card that is extremely strong there and shit elsewhere
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:16:53 PM
No.534319131
>>534319451
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:17:41 PM
No.534319223
why does steamcleaner exist that one card completely nukes entire decks
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:19:58 PM
No.534319451
>>534319561
>>534319131
this has never been put in a constructed deck
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:20:52 PM
No.534319561
>>534319451
awesome
good stuff
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:24:43 PM
No.534319981
>>534317817
in *turn 6 you dead meta* ? you need 20 cards to survive and then maybe you can play your quest
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:27:44 PM
No.534320284
How to fix toss Priest
Mothership
Battlecry and deathrattle: get one protoss minion that costs 5 or less and one that costs 6 or more
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:30:29 PM
No.534320572
>>534321005
>>534316243
That'd be embers and starcraft right?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:27 PM
No.534321005
>>534320572
starcraft is rotating next year with zephrys and dungar. embers is safe for a while
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:36:12 PM
No.534321190
>queue into someone with a non english character in their username
>autoloss
simple as that
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:06 PM
No.534323278
>>534316001
Embers is the only mini set not rotating and has both Fyakk and Amirdrassil, it's a no brainer.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:52 PM
No.534323359
>>534323738
>>534150720
>Half the decks in the game beat Protoss Priest, it's not a good deck lmao.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:59:21 PM
No.534323738
>>534324176
>>534323359
>control taking the top spot? that can't be right.
>*lowers minimum games*
>ah that's better
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:16 PM
No.534324176
>>534324324
>>534323738
>*lowers minimum games*
>Protoss Priest is still a good deck
>Hmmmmm
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:25 PM
No.534324292
>>534324417
...why is counterspell in the discover pool? they should delete that card from the fucking game
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:36 PM
No.534324310
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:45 PM
No.534324324
>>534324616
>>534324176
I wasn't the anon you replied to and have obviously no interest in your quarrel about protussy priest
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:05:45 PM
No.534324417
>>534324292
*coins in your path*
>rally
>knife juggler feast or famine bullshit
>most fun tier 6 spells removed
>tier 7 cancer still popping out
This battlegrounds season is so bad that it makes me upset, rally makes things awful on a fundamental level that I doubt it will be able to be fixed by tweaking numbers. Also art direction took a nosedive and everything looks like generic fantasy shit.
>art direction taking a nosedive
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:07:34 PM
No.534324616
>>534324324
DH being just 0.9% better with 1000 lesser games played means it is well within the margin of error.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:20 PM
No.534324697
>>534324602
Rally is fundamentally broken because it heavily favors who goes first.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:44 PM
No.534324749
>>534325048
go away, Inferno
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:33 PM
No.534325048
>>534324749
what ? i didnt post anything
fucking namefags already on trip
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:15:45 PM
No.534325513
>chillin voljins your turn 4 tortolla
lmao get fucked retard
I say aggro, you say meta. okay, let's start:
AGGRO
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:53 PM
No.534326674
wtf is this daily quest
>destroy endbringer umbra
is it just play her and kill her?
>>534325556
Why don't you show the 3rd deck which has 0.1 less win rate but with 2000 more games play? What agenda are you pushing?
>>534327475
the one where aggro takes the top spot every time because it does.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:38:38 PM
No.534327997
>>534328135
>>534327965
>2000 games less
>Just 0.1% more
Okay anon
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:39:46 PM
No.534328135
>>534372520
>>534327997
please consult the image, thank you!
>>534327965
>acting like donkey dot com is the end-all-be-all of hearthstone statistics
>and not just some random fat nerd's personal dataset
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:32 PM
No.534328605
>>534328798
>>534328429
it's a large dataset of everyone hdt users run into and therefore not biased
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:37 PM
No.534328617
>>534325556
nice crop, one could almost get tricked
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:46:10 PM
No.534328798
>>534329016
>>534328605
>hdt users
>not biased
interesting
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:47:06 PM
No.534328904
>>534329009
>>534328429
you got some stats of your own then?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:48:05 PM
No.534329009
>>534329074
>>534328904
key difference is i'm not out here acting like donkey.com is the word of god
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:48:08 PM
No.534329016
>>534328798
it's people who play against hdt users ie complete randoms on ladder
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:48:37 PM
No.534329074
>>534329269
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:50:18 PM
No.534329269
>>534329567
>>534329074
very confusing as to why you think the answer would be yes
are you confused bud?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:51:05 PM
No.534329347
>>534327475
>What agenda are you pushing?
that control is le dead. just ignore this retard, he's been spamming this dead general for well over a year
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:52:37 PM
No.534329509
Hiking trail doesn't activate the origin stone weapon, nice indie company
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:53:06 PM
No.534329567
>>534329845
>>534329269
>you can't interpret the meta because... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
fuck off, go be a nihilist somewhere else
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:55:40 PM
No.534329845
>>534330131
>>534329567
>nihilist
another very confusing thing for you to say
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:58:20 PM
No.534330131
>>534329845
have you tried not being brown?
do people actually have fun playing quest mage?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:01:18 PM
No.534330485
>>534330298
People enjoy opening boxes, so getting incentivized to Discover is always going to be popular unless you're dying in frustrating ways while trying to do so.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:02:03 PM
No.534330556
>>534330298
80% you dump your quest when you see Yellow border as opponent
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:05:18 PM
No.534330872
>>534324602
it's impressive how talentfree these people are. millenials truly are the worst. we never knew how good we had it with boomers in media
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:42:51 PM
No.534335060
>>534332950
>ignore board
>when they promote board based gameplay and nerf solitaire
wow fun and interactive promote cora to CEO of HS
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:51:41 PM
No.534336098
>>534337796
>>534332950
reminder that most of this general gets filtered by quest paladin
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:05:05 PM
No.534337796
>>534336098
>want to farm quest paladin
>load niri hunter
>zero niggers
>99% matches are diapers
anon thats now how it works now....
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:13:07 PM
No.534338798
Lmao triple reborn lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:20:44 PM
No.534339680
and next game
game is fucking clown 50% fiesta
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:35:16 PM
No.534341447
i love it when i'm at like 26 hp and they start randomly pointing shit at my face like i'm in burnout range
because... i am. and i always die to burn from hand when they do this shit. it's fucking ridiculous
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:36:41 PM
No.534341625
QUEST MAGE LMAO
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:50:28 PM
No.534343326
>>534349041
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:05:25 PM
No.534345108
>>534345539
>algo wants me to believe some faggot named "Aiden" randomly drew + copied a hand full of time warps as a warrior
lmao, get real you fucking faggot
dev who designed that rig probably named aiden desu
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:09:33 PM
No.534345539
>>534346023
>>534345108
isn't time warp once per game anyway
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:14:03 PM
No.534346023
>>534345539
yes but anon conceded anyway because HE'S TRASH
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:15:52 PM
No.534346239
>>534347013
>>534163387
-Filled the minion pool with absolutely unplayable dogshit so people who find the handful of good units coast along to tier 6 and win the lobby for free
-Filled the quest pool with nonsensical garbage that is either impossible to complete or has a worthless reward and gave those to the low armor heroes
-Forgot to give mechs and undead any scaling so the tribes are completely unplayable without massive highrolls in a weak lobby
-Gave beasts a one card comp that beats nearly anything and put it on tier 4
-Built all the strongest tribes around rally so whoever attacks first wins and heroes like Illidan are broken
-Put all the scaling units on tier 5 and 6 and made them all agonizingly slow so if you ever fall behind at any point you're dead, there's no power turns and there's no "stabilizing", you either roll or you get rolled
>>533967664 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqBHZm4WnCw
Hot take: China has a much better culture than we have. They are going to get worse on gatcha because money talks and bullshit walks. We can either just make videos about it to make 100 bucks of views and make the vibes depressing or just stop this Free To Play Everything entitlement. Why did they get rid of Ridiculous Hat? Because they never want to speak to us again, why should they when all we do is complain, bitch and moan. We are forgetting its not a charity its a business. Its an 11 year old game ffs of course they need to switch it to a Whale Model to make money.
Why can't people stop freaking out and let cosmetics stay outside of their little world and leave them alone? Why do we always trash Blizzard whenever they do literally anything?
Chinese just buy what they want and work hard. Maybe we could work hard too and study mathematics and science so we make money and stop being a bitch. I don't even buy cosmetics but seriously 95% of Hearthstone Nontent is just pretty much complaining about money. So of course China will get catered too when they are positive and happy people who spend money and Westerners are all angry and cheap.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:23:01 PM
No.534347013
>>534347409
>>534346239
>rush to t7
>win game
>bonus points free 7 mana clone tavern spell
Lmao thats literally illegal
Btw im not Jeef
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:24:59 PM
No.534347234
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:26:30 PM
No.534347409
>>534347013
Yeah keeping tier 7 was another retarded decision.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:27:31 PM
No.534347547
>>534347749
>literally coinflip
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:28:37 PM
No.534347669
>play five games of Ranked
FUCK OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:29:19 PM
No.534347749
>>534347895
>>534347547
If you think rally is retarded solo you should try duos.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:29:56 PM
No.534347834
>>534346674
if the game was good I'd agree with you but they killed all the fun modes over the years, recently ruined arena too, bg is unplayable and standard is pretty crap right now
yes they can make money off whales with gay dinosaur pets but they also need to actually make good content otherwise it's just insulting like they allocate all their resources to this shit and we get nothing of value
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:30:28 PM
No.534347895
>>534348026
>>534347749
i tried.... my companions IQ was lower than chimpanze
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:31:28 PM
No.534348026
>>534348227
>>534347895
Same. I play with a friend btw.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:33:07 PM
No.534348227
>>534348026
based Ephiopian Zookeeper
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:36:03 PM
No.534348560
>>534348749
I haven't played constructed in years and I wanna play priest, what's the meta deck currently?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:37:41 PM
No.534348749
>>534348920
>>534348560
There is only one meta deck - aggro protoss priest
Some other decks
OTKlifesteal priest
Quest OTK with Umbra/Raza
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:39:06 PM
No.534348920
>>534349041
>>534348749
>aggro priest
Gross. I miss frozen throne combo priest.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:40:05 PM
No.534349041
>>534348920
you can but its not meta deck
>>534343326
Antonidas otk
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:42:51 PM
No.534349338
What a bullshit reward 3+ cost tavern spell cast twice i literally roll 3-4 times per turn and only found one 3 cost spell (+1 gold) fucking rigged machine
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:30:41 PM
No.534354305
>BGs
>Someone gets Tide Oracle
Wow epic gameplay
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:33:06 PM
No.534354549
>>534354686
>>534346674
pisses me off that this guy spent hundreds of dollars on a microphone setup but i have to crank my volume up like 50% higher than i generally need it because he doesn't know how to use a fucking microphone
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:34:13 PM
No.534354686
>>534355003
>>534354549
works on my machine
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:37:08 PM
No.534355003
>>534354686
ok your machine isnt configured right lmk if you need help
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:40:13 PM
No.534355325
>>534357870
Whoever designed the wineweaver and bloodsnout card alongside all these ''gape your enemies asshole first with windfury and divine shield'' need to be taken out and executed like a sick dog.
Not only does it create a boring dice roll loop but it's paired with Rally cards like the wineweaver that nullifies token builds like undead where you just help your opponent scale further.
God i hate these fucking devs and im assblasted
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:42:40 PM
No.534355618
>>534357775
judging by the seethe I can only assume after arena it is now bg's turn to get killed
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:55:14 PM
No.534356983
>>534385898
They killed duels for fucking t(rans)wist mode LMAO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:02:20 AM
No.534357775
>>534355618
at this point i'm convinced they're ruining every game mode to funnel people into the only one that makes them any money
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:03:09 AM
No.534357870
>>534355325
Yeah some rally should once per round....
It Also fixed windfury/divine shield problem
And what happens to divine shield quilboar i swear i seen that card on day1
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:50:04 AM
No.534363094
lol beast lobbies are still completely unplayable because anyone who faces the dino nigger takes 15 for free
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:57:25 AM
No.534363881
>reinstalled the game 3 days ago to play bgs
>rotation is super fun, with both trinkets and the random effect, every match is wildly different
>opened the game yesterday
>welcomed by the gayest rotation I have ever experienced in this dogshit mode
EVERYTHING is garbage: the """"""new" keyword, the minions, the quests, the new hero, holy shit what the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:01:00 AM
No.534364247
>net win 10 games to gain 100 legend ranks
>lose one game and lose 50 ranks
what did they mean by this
Beast Hunter anons, do you have any tips for me? This deck is a bit more nuanced than I expected.
I usually clear aggro paladin's board but vs murloc paladin, I tend to go face too early. Sometimes they punish me with Crusader Aura or with a large Braingill. When do you go face?
Are there any lines of play that are best against Leech DK? I know it's not a favored matchup but I'm like 0% vs them.
What are the do's and don't of pulling the trigger on Dinomancy? I tend to wait until I have a board of at least 3 minions stuck to attack with it, but I feel like there may be some scenarios where it's better to do it early if you're holding a hand of Patchwork Pals and other beasts.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:09:56 AM
No.534365206
>>534364924
dos: scam them with the location and the board buff thing
don't: everything else
tis a scam deck
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:16:06 AM
No.534365810
>>534364924
tips for scam deck ? buy diamond bundles and dino pet for highroll chance
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:38:41 AM
No.534368105
I plan on committing mass rape with my little chode at the blizzard office in retaliation of this patch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:43:24 AM
No.534368558
psa: hurry up your slopthought and push end turn
thank you
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:23:48 AM
No.534372520
>>534328135
Yes. I am consulting.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:31:48 AM
No.534373281
>>534375489
the geniuses over at blizzard actually came up with this dogshit charmwing archetype for dragons but forgot to give them any attack scaling at all so you end up with 50/800 monstrosities that can't kill dick
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:49:44 AM
No.534374990
worst part about spell mage being meta in arena is every turn of theirs is solitaire that goes to rope
every
single
turn
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:54:33 AM
No.534375489
>>534373281
dragons work if you add the rally quillboar package and use poets to keep the buffs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:12:52 AM
No.534377393
>pick any class that isnt priest in arena
>go up vs warlocks, druids, hunters, dhs, dks, whatever
>pick priest in arena
>TIME FOR SOME PRIEST MIRRORS HOPE YOU DRAFTED A BUNCH OF SLOW VALUE CARDS THAT LOSE YOU THE GAME IN MOST OTHER MATCHUPS
every fucking time, I feel targetted
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:29:33 AM
No.534378880
>>534383763
>opponent misses lethal
>wins next turn anyway because he wins a 1/3 rng interaction
why do I even play this game honestly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:22:16 AM
No.534383763
>>534378880
most of your opponents miss lethal, it's just less obvious because it was caused by small compounding errors over the course of the game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:46:44 AM
No.534385898
>>534356983
and it's already killed itself too
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:16:28 AM
No.534388475
>>534390337
I quit when they started pushing transexual elves
Is it any better or not
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:26:35 AM
No.534389419
>>534390531
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:36:44 AM
No.534390337
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:39:10 AM
No.534390531
>>534389419
protoss priest
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:38 AM
No.534395630
Exclusive never seen before footage of the making of Battlegrounds Season 11.
So like...this Battlegrounds season is absolute dogshit right?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:57 AM
No.534396792
>>534396597
i've been playing since launch and i can confidently say we've never had it this bad. The actual design of the season minion pool is so ass and boring i'm 100% certain an AI would have done a better job. Like i'm honestly buffled how these people in the BG development at Blizzard are still employed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:17 AM
No.534398880
got my 2nd class to 500
shaman :)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:57 AM
No.534399707
>>534401158
i queued into 3 protoss priests then an imbue paladin and i ended up laughing at just how much of a failure this expansion has been
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:30 AM
No.534401158
>>534399707
i would laugh at you but BGs are in the same failed state. Maybe Hearthstone is finally dying who knows
They need to add a card similar to Renethal. So many games end with one swing of an unanswered board.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:55:44 AM
No.534406124
>>534403586
its even worse in a renathal OTK meta
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:58 AM
No.534406787
>>534396597
yeah, not even because of the balance (though the balance is mega ass), but because the design is boring and on top of that quests can't shine at all since most of them are unpickable so you always go for the cheapest one no matter how useless it is
surprised aggro isn't going up in popularity considering how hard it beats protoss priest
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:17:53 AM
No.534407585
>>534364924
if you aren't playing dinomancy into an already established board you lost
youre playing a deck that relies on rc rampage t4 dinomancy t5 if you don't pull that you lose
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:38:03 AM
No.534408901
>>534420064
>>534407392
By aggro you mean beast hunter? Beast hunter is actual midrange.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:43:51 AM
No.534409287
>>534403586
I would like to see it come back desu, atleast for a little bit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:51:01 AM
No.534409785
>doing mage quest randomness for the dailies
>discover three spells that cost more than (8)
>play wheel of death
>keep story of amara in hand
gg heh
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:21 AM
No.534411102
>>534417945
>>534420064
>>534407392
protoss priest is aggro.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:44 AM
No.534415386
why did they make battlegrounds unplayable before tier 6?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:22 AM
No.534417945
>>534419683
>>534411102
it's midrange scam, more than half the deck is tutor/scam enabler
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:13:31 PM
No.534419683
>>534420765
>>534420814
>>534417945
>fishing rod
>orbital halo
>resuscitate
>only 2 cards that techincally cost more than 5 mana
it's aggro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:19:28 PM
No.534420064
>>534421295
>>534408901
i was thinking more about paladin, though beast hunter also murders protoss priest
>>534411102
protoss priest is unable to kill you before turn 8 or so at the earliest even with the most godlike draw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:30:53 PM
No.534420765
>>534421176
>>534419683
>>fishing rod
3 mana investment to get at best two 3 mana minion, used mostly for removal with rush and thinning out the deck
>>orbital halo
+1 attack wow very aggro
>>resuscitate
it costs 5 mana AND you need to have 1, 2, 3 mana minion die beforehand to get full value so turn 5+ play minimum that doesn't even immediately deal face damage most of the time (3 if lucky)
>>only 2 cards that techincally cost more than 5 mana
dunno what decklist you're looking at but every meta protoss deck runs at minimum 2 resuscitate and 2 chrono boost so that's 4, then if you want to pretend you can easily play motherships for less than 5 mana on turn 8+ at least count either Artanis/Umbra who cost 7/8 mana so that's 5 to 7 5+ mana cards depending on how you count (pro-tip: an aggro deck would have like 3 max)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:31:31 PM
No.534420814
>>534421295
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:35:22 PM
No.534421038
imbue priest has to be the most diaper coded mechanic in the game, literally just fill your deck with removal and then discover a random win condition
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:37:31 PM
No.534421176
>>534421352
>>534420765
>dunno what decklist you're looking at but every meta protoss deck runs at minimum 2 resuscitate and 2 chrono boost so that's 4,
you might be the dumbest person in this thread and that's saying something.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:39:16 PM
No.534421295
>>534420814
>>534420064
*plays two 4/2s on turn 1*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:40:14 PM
No.534421352
>>534421176
can't be since you're dumber
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:41:42 PM
No.534421458
>priest highrolls imbue and gets a board with nothing but randomly generated shit (with perfect synergies of course)
>finally get a board back
>3/4 generate a random shadow spell gives him corpse explosion
not a rigged game at all
someone should actually run some math on how often "wow that's so epic lucky! what a coincidence" events happen in hearthstone compared to their actual percentage of happening
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:44:39 PM
No.534421642
I'm trying to play handbuff DK but this might genuinely be one of the worst decks I've ever seen. Like, actually offensively bad.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:49:44 PM
No.534421989
Permanent tournament AND brawliseum.
But, it is wild.
Do you accept?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:51:19 PM
No.534422115
>>534403586
KING renathal, 50 life, 50 cards.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:52:33 PM
No.534422205
>>534423090
bro how do you kill BOTH standard and BGs in under a year
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:57:44 PM
No.534422582
I wonder if there's a world where they end up having to hand over the development to a chinese team like immortal did
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:59:48 PM
No.534422713
>>534425452
One of the most comically broken cards in the game. if opponent archetype = aggro win the game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:02:14 PM
No.534422870
@(you)
just play more than 1 minion with more than 3 hp bro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:05:25 PM
No.534423090
>>534422205
yeah, when I said maintenance mode next year I was joking Blizzard, please stop...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:30:37 PM
No.534424924
what the fuck is mage in arena even
i got silvanas + conjurer's calling lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:35:31 PM
No.534425234
I'M UN DEAD NOT DEAD DEAD
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:38:50 PM
No.534425452
>>534422713
This once went face
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:43:54 PM
No.534425810
>>534426010
>two new expansions
>all plays decks from shartshit or older
>murloc paladin doesnt count because most cards from core set
miniset save us right ?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:46:42 PM
No.534426010
>>534425810
Wilted is playable. But barely.
All the good decks are older decks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:10:13 PM
No.534427651
>>534430587
good morning sissies
time to rub my protussy into top 1k legend. we're almost there
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:31:13 PM
No.534429308
>>534407392
the only deck i lose to is dilation station DH
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:37:52 PM
No.534429815
>it's turn 6 and hunter plays 3 10drops
uhh hello?
does shit cost mana anymore?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:47:38 PM
No.534430587
>>534427651
Post dilated protossy!!!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:31:26 PM
No.534434179
>>534435168
>warrior ropes, plays a board clear
>warrior ropes, plays a board clear
>warrior ropes, plays a board clear
>warrior ropes, plays a board clear
>warrior ropes, plays a board clear
i love burning these faggots out from hand. go play a different game pussy. go play chess.
Battlegrounds is currently "play beasts or lose"... leapfrogger was clearly a problem but they then release this new rally bullshit that gives everything leapfrog?what the fuck were they thinking with this shit.
Literally the worst battlegrounds update since launch and one of the worst expansions (ungoro) launched since stormwind
Are we finally finished?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:42:42 PM
No.534435168
>>534436234
>>534434179
>go play chess
funny you say that because control is a lot like chess whereas aggro plays more like tictactoe
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:48:17 PM
No.534435675
>>534435141
Rally boars farms beasts
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:54:27 PM
No.534436234
>>534436507
>>534435168
>control is a lot like chess
no it isn't. these faggots want to LARP like it's chess but it's still a children's card game. they aren't doing anything special. they stroke themselves off pretending "which board clear is best?" is a real decision
if anything, playing aggro is harder because you have to keep track of which board clears they've already played. control just plays whatever board clear they have. it's not complicated
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:57:49 PM
No.534436507
>>534442692
>>534436234
hmm let's see
aggro reigns in shitter ranks, control does a lot better in high ranks. ergo control is the one that requires more skill to pilot.
with control you have to think about 10 turns from now whereas aggro plays green card and goes face.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:18:33 PM
No.534438380
>>534440909
>>534435141
Beasts aren't the best comp BUT they go online with a single tier 4 minion and zero scaling turns which means anyone who runs into the dinonigger is guaranteed to take 15 and lose the game because they won't have the health to scale their board later on.
Absolute travesty of a season and not just because of stego.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:46:50 PM
No.534440909
>>534435141
>>534438380
fixing beasts is easy. fixing almost every other comp being complete dogshit without a tier 6 and usually another tier 5 on the other hand..
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:52:58 PM
No.534441559
>hearthstone is... le dead!
>oh shit rent is coming up and my magic videos arent making any money
cant wait to hear his analysis about how battlegrounds is... le bad! coming up
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:03:20 PM
No.534442692
>>534454920
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:15:39 PM
No.534444098
>>534443275
shadowstep to 1 (Jalex will be FURIOUS)
>>534443275
tone down control, buff aggro and cycle rogue ceases to exist
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:38:05 PM
No.534446603
>>534447994
>>534445137
change control's diaper and cycle rogue isn't good into it as a matchup
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:50:39 PM
No.534447994
>>534446603
This! Our diapers are smelly and fully soiled, we need thicker diapers.
Please bring renothal back PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:52:43 PM
No.534448264
>>534443275
giants never was a problem
excessive draw IS problem drawing whole deck on turn 6 is fucking bullshit
Remember when pinging your own acolyte of pain to draw 1 was a good play? Good times.
how did zeddy manage to yap for 10 minutes about the chinese glitch where people bought shit for too cheap
unbelievable
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:09:59 PM
No.534450287
>>534449084
you need longer video for YT now for cash But yeah he stretch 1 min video to 10+
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:11:14 PM
No.534450434
>>534451774
>>534445137
yea it's not like cycle rogue's main thing also clears the board
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:11:42 PM
No.534450505
>>534449069
>muh yeti
yes yes we get it already
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:12:59 PM
No.534450657
>>534449069
bullshit mage always has card draw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:13:13 PM
No.534450686
>>534449084
he is a grifter who made a name for his channel telling users about exploits and how to do them. he now grovels before blizz devs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:21:41 PM
No.534451774
>>534450434
rogue has EXTREME difficulties dealing with early wide boards. I am playing rogue on rank 200~ since 10 years and strong noob aggro decks have always been one of the hardest counters.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:31:31 PM
No.534452916
>>534449069
Lol, lmao.
Good thing classic came out and btfo all of you shitters.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:56 PM
No.534454783
imagine triggering 4 minions with crusader aura on turn 4 and still losing
pathetic. i'd uninstall
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:07 PM
No.534454920
>>534455392
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:14 PM
No.534455392
>>534455471
>>534454920
You dropped the two zeros at the end ;+)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:53 PM
No.534455471
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:01 PM
No.534456045
Cemented
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:23 PM
No.534456537
Will the miniset save us?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:41 PM
No.534456664
>>534457330
>member acolyte of pain plus mage hero power to draw one? heh, that was a good combo
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:47 PM
No.534457330
>>534456664
that was when the game was fun and popular yes
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:04 PM
No.534459524
>>534457929
where are they wrong? ladder feels the worst ever. when i win i feel nothing, when i lose i feel the need to take a firey shit. nothing matters.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:43 PM
No.534460942
heh fucking boomers just want to go back to playing vanilla beatsticks on curve
*shits out 20/20 stats on turn 4 and generates 8 cards from thin air*
yep now that's a strategic real game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:48 PM
No.534463156
>>534463714
>some people unironically think they're allowed to put royal librarian in their deck
lmao. i honestly can't believe it every time i see it
do these fucking idiots know this effect cost 0 mana 10 years ago?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:32 PM
No.534463714
>>534469091
>>534463156
10 years ago that effect was on a non-tradeable 4 mana 4/3
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:16:23 PM
No.534465390
literally every arena game i've won has been due to sunset volley
>>534457929
>shaman has shudderwok
n-n-noo you can't play a 6/6 on turn 6 that does absolutely nothing that turn
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:38:39 PM
No.534468045
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:40:39 PM
No.534468295
>>534467795
haven't seen a shaman all week besides the odd time I tried to make the quest work
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:47:12 PM
No.534469091
>>534472960
>>534463714
akshtually it was also on a 2 mana 2/1 beast
but then again at best it would remove a 1/1 buff and taunt from a target instead of removing taunt, elusive, divine shield, lifesteal and +10/+10
Why the fuck hiking trail doesn't trigger origin stone ???
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:54:38 PM
No.534469982
>>534469232
because you touch yourself at night
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:17 PM
No.534471460
>>534469232
blizztard's patented spaghetti code
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:20:07 PM
No.534472960
>>534469091
yeah but that was a hunter card not a neutral
Genuinely 90% of my matches in Arena are mages they need to do something about this class.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:10 PM
No.534473570
>>534473001
we went from druids creating unbreakable boards
to mages completely ignoring the board
really gotta hand it to blizz
what a cruel world where face hunter is the most honest meta arena class
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:26:47 PM
No.534473767
>>534473001
Half of mine are mission pussies
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:27:39 PM
No.534473862
>>534474337
I'm playing against this mage in arena
spell quest of course
it's been 5 turns and this guy has not pressed "end turn" button once. every single turn since the first one, he has been letting the rope expire
what drives people to do this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:31:19 PM
No.534474337
>>534474669
>>534473862
>what drives people to do this
maximize track xp, boredom, long poops
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:34:05 PM
No.534474669
>>534474337
well maybe they would be less bored if they didnt spend half their time doing nothing
turn 9 now, still no turns ended properly
mmmh you know, I'm starting to understand the "protoss priest is aggro" guy's point
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:40:01 PM
No.534475412
the 10-cost bucket in arena needs some looking at it's always factorybot briarspawn or omen
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:48:14 PM
No.534476406
It seems once again my superiority has caused controversy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:56:24 PM
No.534477438
>dh plays a starship piece
>dh plays the retard bat thing that revives starship pieces
>dh wins the game immediately
nice man! cool game cora! fun! awesome! sweet job! great!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:59:20 PM
No.534477812
Hello.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:00:19 PM
No.534477947
>>534478318
lol bazzar switching from free to play to 45$ +20$ per hero. reynad i kneel, you are even dumber than blizzard.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:03:20 PM
No.534478318
>>534477947
this is unfortunately the smart way to do it. you overcharge idiot whales who you have on the hook instead of depending on f2p cockroaches to pay your bills (because they never will. the ones who pay the bills are the whales)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:04:53 PM
No.534478510
>>534478616
why did this reborn minion just reborn with full hp? is that a glitch?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:53 PM
No.534478616
>>534478765
>>534478510
dark gift reborn bonus revives with full hp + all other stat bonuses
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:02 PM
No.534478765
>>534479323
>>534478616
why? is that a glitch?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:56 PM
No.534478880
>>534474904
I am always right
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:09:23 PM
No.534479089
>>534484058
why is the algorithm suddenly pretending the 3 mana demon that casts secrets is a valid card to run? why is every single secret cast by that piece of shit card perfectly tuned to the situation like it was hand crafted by god?
is that a glitch?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:26 PM
No.534479323
>>534478765
sadly this is working as intended
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:30 PM
No.534479332
>>534479537
>>534479772
China leaked new diamond priest portrait, new pet and signature/diamond versions of new cards from the upcoming mini-set
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:13:09 PM
No.534479537
>>534479332
Xal'atath was so fucking cool when it was just a dagger that talked to you instead of some elf lady who's suddely the most important person in the universe
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:15:00 PM
No.534479772
>>534479332
Xal'atath is so fucking hot I wish I could worship her feet for eternity
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:53 PM
No.534480956
WHY DID THEY GIVE ARGUABLY THE STRONGEST ARENA CLASS A CARD THAT SEES ZERO PLAY IN CONSTRUCTED BUT AUTOWINS THE GAME IN ARENA
IS THERE ANYONE ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME THEY DESIGN AT BLIZZARD
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:50 PM
No.534481804
>>534474904
>"protoss priest is aggro"
Sir this is pure scam....
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:10 PM
No.534482094
>>534483496
scam isn't an archetype you retarded ESL shitter
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:26 PM
No.534483480
Think I'll finish legend this weekend with Dangerous Cliff Diver. My most common opponents are Protoss Priest and this deck DUNKS on them. It's not great vs. warrior or DK but you always have a shot with Colifero The (scam) Artist.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:33 PM
No.534483496
>>534482094
Hello my obsessed schizo
why are you stalking me ?
There is no archetypes in modern HS future is now old man
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.534484058
>>534479089
the secrets in standard now are really good. at least fucking objection is gone
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:26 PM
No.534484409
>>534484653
>it's a "guess which card the capslock guy is gonna pants shit about today" post
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:37 PM
No.534484653
>>534486792
>>534484409
its gonna be KJ again tomorrow, or DQA if xhe keeps playing arena
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:13:32 PM
No.534486607
so yeah basically either you win turn 6 either you lose turn 7 against quest paladin uh rivering gameplay I was at the edge of my seat the whole time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:14:59 PM
No.534486792
>>534484653
DQA is whatever
high variance and lategame variance at that, if that card would make me angry I really should quit the game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:23 PM
No.534488152
>ROPES FOR NO REASON
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:32:57 PM
No.534488925
I rope when my opponent is playing a deck I don't like
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:54 PM
No.534489269
>>534489608
Back after a 2 years hiatus
What do I go for in bg
What deck can I make to reach diamond, i got beast hunter, face dh and imbue pala, am I ok?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:14 PM
No.534489608
>>534489269
>What do I go for in bg
quilboar is pretty easy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:56 PM
No.534490364
>HAS AN OBVIOUS PLAY THAT NO ONE ON EARTH WOULD DIVERGE FROM
>ROPES ANYWAY
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:35 PM
No.534490569
>TURN 1 WITH ZERO PLAYS IN HAND
>ROPES ANYWAY
This might be the most hostile I've ever seen the overall community attitude towards the dev team. In the past it's usually been just one or two pockets of the playerbase who've been upset (like the Diaper Warrior uprising of 2022), but literally no one seems happy right now. Even across the entire spectrum of streamers, from Reddit niceguy Kibler to youtube slop ragebait guy Zeddy, they all seem extremely blackpilled about the state of the game. And the crazy thing is people are actually blaming the devs, calling them incompetent, etc. People are actually angry enough the the Blizzdrone "it's not the devs fault!!!" retards are being drowned out.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:13 AM
No.534492891
>>534492451
its going to start hurting their bottom line eventually. I have played 1 match in the last 3 days. I conceded on turn 4 then closed the game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:05 AM
No.534493823
>>534494002
>leokk screws up the hunter quest
lol wtf
if I play a 5 attack minion I play a 5 attack minion
doesnt matter if it gets put to 6 once it's on the board
that's some very counterintuitive sequencing
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:20:06 AM
No.534494002
>>534493823
this game is a lot easier to understand if you read up on MTG's rulebook then assume hearthstone does everything the exact opposite.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:21:02 AM
No.534494106
>>534492451
and it doesn't matter because china is paying
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:37:05 AM
No.534495673
>>534492451
Feels like different devs working on different classes with no communication between each other. Then an entirely different set of devs working on trying to balance every half baked idea.
Oh and also all of these teams are completely changed around with new people every 3 months.
Reynad's card game is coming to Steam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqVvIm82YUo
It is currently free2play but will become buy2play in 4 days, so if you want to play it for free you should download the launcher, make an account and launch the game once and you will be treated as a founding member. Just a heads up.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:33 AM
No.534496239
>>534495784
im sure people will be happy to pay 45$ for something they could of gotten for free.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:49 AM
No.534496270
>no night elf pet in a skimpy thong buried into her ass doing fortnite dances when I draw cards
looks like baby's first blender project. h
shant be buying any of this gay shit
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:44:21 AM
No.534496451
>>534492451
hard not to blame devs when cards make literally no sense
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:47:33 AM
No.534496756
>>534504871
>>534495784
I'm sure this will work out neatly and hordes of people will rush to buy the half baked mobile game at full price
>>534495784
Too late btw
https://playthebazaar-cdn.azureedge.net/thebazaar/PatchNotes.html
>All players who have created a Tempo Account as of 8/8 at 12:30 PDT, will be given the heroes Pygmalien, Dooley, and Mak.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:38 AM
No.534497356
>>534497235
I already bought dooley tho
then again i havent booted up the game since january or so
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:54:30 AM
No.534497447
>>534497235
damn thats scummy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:59:45 AM
No.534497979
>>534498132
>>534498241
>>534495784
lol reynad was so annoying about avoiding steam to avoid the steam tax. but ended up crawling back to them anyway
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:01:20 AM
No.534498132
>>534497979
>crawling back
he made a bunch of steam free money and now collect from the probably larger userbase
dont be retarded so I have to defend reynoodle
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:02:31 AM
No.534498241
>>534497979
>hypocritical sniveling rat does hypocritical rat things
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:29:14 AM
No.534500813
>>534500853
>>534495784
I'm pretty sure I created an account and played a couple of games when the game entered open beta, but I quit after a while, where do I look up if I'm gonna have to buy the game or not? Is there a way to tell?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:29:37 AM
No.534500853
>>534501019
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:31:13 AM
No.534501019
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:31:23 AM
No.534501045
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:42:57 AM
No.534502127
>>534495784
bazaar has been catered to brainless whales from day 1, this was obvious to anyone with their eyes open
like honestly i'm not surprised whatsoever at this change. it's more fitting like this. it's a "mask off" moment more than anything else. the core intention of tricking a small group of addicted whales hasn't changed at all
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:48:41 AM
No.534502658
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:52:25 AM
No.534503039
>>534503762
GET OFF MY COCK
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:37 AM
No.534503762
>>534503039
GET INTO MY CAR
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:01:13 AM
No.534503904
the miniset will save us
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:07:14 AM
No.534504517
>>534495784
>fucks up the launch with changing the monetization model
>fucks up the steam launch with changing the monetization model again
This retard was able to kill the bazaar momentum a second time
I like the bazaar, I have never given this retard a single dollar, yet this shit is literally going to kill the game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:11:04 AM
No.534504871
>>534496756
>half baked
How many years did it take him to shit it out?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:14:27 AM
No.534505238
>>534505720
>mage vs mage in arena
>he got the discovery quest, I got the replay spells legendary
>every turn I hate him and me more
please just gut this archetype blizz
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:18:54 AM
No.534505720
>>534505238
seriously please shoot me
>play vs murloc paladin
>clear board
>its full next turn
???????????????
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:49:55 AM
No.534512875
>>534507784
noobs need to learn the victory condition is reducing enemy face to 0 not clearing boards
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:50:55 AM
No.534512958
>pick elise in arena
>takes me until my 30th card to get the 10 different costs because I did not get offered a 5 mana card once
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:58:03 AM
No.534513584
>>534495784
other than the entry fee being $45, I prefer this monetization model much more. They should probably make vanessa free and then just charge per additional hero, maybe offer a $45 "welcome bundle" to get everyone currently released or whatever
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:03:03 AM
No.534514001
I don't mind losing as a fucking Mech Warrior but its the way it feels like a personal attack to me for no reason where its the first game and then its this weird Priest with the one bird legendary whatever and I have no removal in 15 cards.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:24 AM
No.534514287
>>534514570
Hearthstone might be shit but after spending some time on YGO and shadowverse I think we don't have it that bad.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:10:25 AM
No.534514570
>>534514913
>>534514287
All the Hearthstone streamers say Shadowverse is better and Glory switched over completely
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:12:29 AM
No.534514735
If you copy Yore with Replicator-inator the copy stays dormant forever and procs twice every turn (+10 armor +2 cards)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:14:56 AM
No.534514913
>>534514570
If you think hearthstone aggro is bad you should see what it's like in shadowverse with 20 hp and charge up the ass.
Also imagine if you couldn't dust cards unless you have over 3 copies of them, including legendaries.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:17:44 AM
No.534525280
i heckin' love queuing into 3 dks in a row
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:26:16 AM
No.534530872
>>534532340
Protoss Priest is such a fucking gay ass deck. How the fuck is it not aggro?
>Turn 1 fish
>Turn 2 scout
>Turn 3 void ray
>Turn 4 coin zealot
>Turn 5 revive
How the fuck is this not an aggro deck?
>>534530872
Starship DK is such a fucking gay ass deck. How the fuck is it not aggro?
>turn 1 coin leech face
>turn 2 leech face
>turn 3 guiding figure
>turn 4 double leech
>turn 5 crystal
How the fuck is this not an aggro deck?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:48:21 AM
No.534532527
>>534533117
>>534532340
>>turn 1 coin leech face
you lost me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:50:30 AM
No.534532656
>>534533117
>>534532340
>turn 1 coin leech face
Tails from Bronze
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:57:21 AM
No.534533117
>>534533357
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:00:52 AM
No.534533357
>>534533117
Pretending to be retard is still retarded
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:16:34 AM
No.534534409
They sure did dun' reduced the powerlevel in BGs. Nope, no 4+ digit stats here anywhere. No siree.
Has this absulutely baffling shit for brains team ever accomplished a single stated design goal even once?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:18:48 AM
No.534534571
>>534534718
Why shaman isnt allowed to be good? Did Tunnel Trogg buck break blizzard so badly?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:20:43 AM
No.534534718
>>534535770
>>534534571
DH is the class thats not allowed to roll the same good deck for more than 1 patch
Rumors of Rogue's death has been greatly exaggerated
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:25:09 AM
No.534535021
>>534535132
>>534534972
nobody with a brain thought rogue was going to be significantly worse after the patch
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:26:10 AM
No.534535098
>>534534972
quest bros we finna make it!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:26:42 AM
No.534535132
>>534535021
Reminder that they nerfed cycle rogue for high legend and then another Rogue deck comes out and dominate high legend.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:35:21 AM
No.534535768
>>534457929
Notice the disingenous lack of complaining about diaper decks despite them being the biggest culprits of all.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:35:21 AM
No.534535770
>>534534718
After playing against release DH i agree with blizzard
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:39:17 AM
No.534536027
WHOLE ENTIRE LOBBY GOES MECH EXCEPT ME BUT THERE ARE NO PIRATES ABOVE TIER 4 ON TAVERN 6
THE PIRATE CLEAVE DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:04:04 AM
No.534541474
>>534542190
what decks do you refuse to use good manners (saying/responding hi, respecting time) with
for me, it's murloc pally (netdecking metatards) and protoss mages (asshole solitaire players)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:16:51 AM
No.534542190
>>534541474
All cuntrol decks.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:24:43 AM
No.534542656
>>534549856
>>534534972
I already said this about a million times but rogue will forever be good in a meta that has control and otk with weak aggro / mid range
in a healthy meta where the devs do their job rogue would be tier 2
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:50:50 AM
No.534544269
>spin wheel of yogg-sarag for first time in constructed
>it's fucking awesome in battlegrounds, let me summon a bunch of heavy hitters and then play it
>fills the enemy board with 40 damage worth of minions when i have zero mana
>doesn't even give my minions rush, only the ones that it summoned for me (aka zero)
fucking traitorous motherfucker
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:16:10 AM
No.534545721
>>534545994
Holy spells being essential to Paladin's core identity, yet not a single Holy spell with kindred in the expansion because it's not part of the build-by-numbers deck package they were focusing on really says all you need to know about how this shit ass team designs sets. You could replace every single member with AI and nobody would notice the difference.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:20:41 AM
No.534545994
>>534548316
>>534545721
paladins have been holy spells for 50 expansions
and other classes get to be random shit like spaceship launchers
let them be murloc wranglers for one
>release new BG season
>5 tribes are literally unplayable
actually insane how bad these devs are
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:56:58 AM
No.534548316
>>534545994
My point isn't that Paladin shouldn't get murlocs. My point is that it should've gotten consistent murloc support in every other set or so, instead of having each set be an all or nothing package for a single specific archetype.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:58:43 AM
No.534548440
>>534549443
>>534559634
>>534547404
Which is a shame because new pirates actually look like a ton of fun to play, but the only tribe worse than them is undead.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:59:21 AM
No.534548483
>>534547404
yikes, they're doing their best
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:40 PM
No.534549154
the game is rigged you know it whrn ypu play otk against otk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:13:05 PM
No.534549443
>>534548440
I actually do not understand how they are so shit at this. last season wasnt amazing but at least you could play every tribe to top 4. now its not enough to find direction because if your direction is a shit tribe you just take 15 twice from the good ones even if your shop was great for your tribe
its so incredible bad
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:52 PM
No.534549856
>>534542656
>weak aggro / mid range
Aggro Demon and Starship DK has a similar winrate
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:38 PM
No.534550735
>>534554940
It should be illegal for a company to be as incompetent as Blizzard. It probably already is illegal, but they're in California and suck tranny dick so they can get away with actual murder.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:14 PM
No.534554940
>>534555837
>>534550735
If incompetence was illegal we would no longer have companies sporting more than 100 employees and any all c-suite nepo babies would be filling the prisons instead of teens who got caught smoking weed.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:07 PM
No.534555503
>>534547404
I had no idea there was a new bg season until I opened the client, where the fuck is the marketing team
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:48:31 PM
No.534555837
>>534554940
>company gets acquired
>they lose more employees in layoffs than they should have needed for their total operations
>it was still less than 20% of their total work force
its best when its something like twitter and they're like "elon musk has fired 6000 of the 7500 people that were working there" and you're like... twitter needed more than 500 employees... why?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:42:54 PM
No.534559634
>>534547404
>>534548440
learn to comp
Almost all tribes playable except undead/tokens because rally feeders
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:45:55 PM
No.534559872
>>534507784
>step 1
>put resident sleeper
>go face
>step 2
>bob their full board
>go face
They cant buff shit if they have full board
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:56:28 PM
No.534560710
>>534567629
is there a way to outvalue/outgrind other decks as casino/no minion mage in standard? i just want to get spells and want to make the game go forever
If not whats the closest deck to that atm?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:58:00 PM
No.534560835
>>534566953
Play Cunnyverse!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:11:01 PM
No.534561837
I want blizz to print a lot more shit cards to make discover a significantly worse mechanic
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:33:47 PM
No.534563523
warrior dummy + carnivorous cube is the most broken thing in the game rn
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:52:36 PM
No.534565051
1.play demon dynamics
2. discover mischevious imp
3..you have now won your arena match
note: if you played foreboding flame, you can skip step 2
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:44 PM
No.534566095
>>534330298
No but big spell mage is fun, I do not regret crafting it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:17:34 PM
No.534566953
>>534560835
I tried it, it's fucking awful and somehow more jewish than shartstone
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:25:15 PM
No.534567629
I got back into the genre after Shadowverse 2 released.
I'm surprised that /hsg/ is so slow despite the game looking like its doing fine. Why the lack of interest and discussion
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:36:58 PM
No.534568575
>>534569198
>>534568472
the game isnt fine
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:37:26 PM
No.534568604
>>534569198
>>534568472
cause depending on the game people do not talk about the game but only post porn and there is no HS porn
see xivg
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:39:57 PM
No.534568826
>>534569198
>>534568472
A lot of "active" generals are just chat rooms that aren't really about the game at all like xiv, katawa shoujo, doki doki etc.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:40:40 PM
No.534568873
>>534569198
>>534568472
please refrain from posting pedobait here.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:41:28 PM
No.534568948
>>534569198
>>534568472
please keep posting cunny here
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:41:53 PM
No.534568972
>>534569083
Damn, jalex's wife is so hot, she even massages his moobs...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:43:11 PM
No.534569083
>>534568972
It reminds me of when I had a gf years ago and how I miss her caressing my back and I want to kms
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:44:36 PM
No.534569198
>>534587087
>>534568873
>>534568948
She's not pedobait
>>534568604
>>534568826
I guess there's not that much to say until card reveals and/or start of season
>>534568575
Everyone always says that about their game...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:49:55 PM
No.534569710
Ze...y grats on 1000 i know you lurking this board
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:11:01 PM
No.534571670
>opponent draws resuscitate
>i don't
>lose
epic game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:14:09 PM
No.534577806
>>534547404
>there are only like, 4 naga spellcrafts or something
that "get a spellcraft that's permanent of your tier" sounded great but is fucking awful, all the way through tier 4 you have like only two choices
does DK even have another archetype besides control or shartship
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:02:11 PM
No.534582353
>>534581836
Currently? Hereen DK. Which is like the temu version of hog DH
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:04:42 PM
No.534582587
>>534582731
>>534581836
dk is such a failed class its sad. could just delete it from the game and give the cards to warrior and priest
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:06:03 PM
No.534582731
>>534592163
>>534582587
it's popular and the rune gimmick is neat, if there's a pointless class that's demon hunter
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:37:43 PM
No.534585884
>>534586049
I found a paypig
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:39:15 PM
No.534586049
>>534585884
did you BM him
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:42:18 PM
No.534586370
how is corpse explosion even a real card
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:49:23 PM
No.534587087
>>534568472
>>534569198
this isn't even that good. did they go full coomer and use the blend tool to tone it down?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:39:12 PM
No.534592163
>>534593168
>>534582731
>if there's a pointless class that's demon hunter
I agree only if we're talking about deathrattle dh, aggro dh is cool
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:47:37 PM
No.534592998
>>534568472
>why are you guys having a slow discussion of the game itt instead of cumslop ERP like my general?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:49:15 PM
No.534593168
>>534593570
>>534592163
they are both retarded. plenty of aggro and diaper existed before DH
even in world of warcraft DH was an addition that no one asked for. same problem as hearthstone: it added nothing new. plenty of archetypes already existed. it was just... more slop. nothing novel. same old slop with a palette swap on top
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:51:52 PM
No.534593437
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:53:11 PM
No.534593570
>>534593168
the double jump, zoomies, glide and backflip were all based
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:04:12 PM
No.534594693
>>534593179
thank god, we'll finally be free
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:15:21 PM
No.534595891
>>534593179
into the trash where we belong
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:24:52 PM
No.534596863
>>534596965
It's so cool how people can literally never run out of cards now.
No resource management, no card advantage, just using your mana on random shit until someone dies or runs out of deck.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:25:55 PM
No.534596965
>>534596863
this is why control sucks now
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:31:54 PM
No.534597606
let this shit game stale meta die (shartships still, really?)
i wont be making another thread
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:00:13 PM
No.534600730
>>534601087
>>534547404
only undead and beasts are truly unplayable and beasts work in some very specific situations
the reason it's bad is because rally is a snowball mechanic
>get early rally cards
>rally value gets you stronger boards which gives you more attacks which give you more rally value
that and there's randomly added cards in with zero synergies
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:03:37 PM
No.534601087
>>534601527
>>534600730
mechs are fucking awful too and beasts win every fight until turn 12+ with stego which is arguably more retarded than quils being unbeatable but requiring 2 tier 6 units
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:05:20 PM
No.534601270
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:07:49 PM
No.534601527
>>534601793
>>534601087
magnetize build works it's just hard to hit, it's not undead where literally nothing functions
beasts are free early game but can't scale and get farmed by windfury niggas and cleave
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:10:25 PM
No.534601793
>>534601527
yeah I know it's not a good endgame comp i just don't think it's healthy for some 60 iq mongoloid to find one tier 4 minion and from that point on everyone who matches into him takes 15 and dies until people scale high enough
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:26:30 PM
No.534603364
Do you just rip yogg in the box as soon as possible or do you wait till their or your board is full, stasticily?