Thread 534011228

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
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>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
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>Everdark Nightlords information
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>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
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>Nightlord resistances chart
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>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
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>Interactive Map
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>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>533933074

R8/H8

>>534011771
liiiiick

the hell are you matching up for if you're just gonna run off on your own the whole time jfc.

>See an image of Wylder and Duchess
>Unsure if it's supposed to just be cute sibling bonding or incest stuff

>>534012127
Anything to do with guarding beyond the guardian specific block relic (and even then I personally dont think it's that good) is trash dogshit

But the gauge from guard might be good paired with healing on holding ulti

also 2 wasted slots + you want rally, hp on dmg and def/poise on knock dmg

I finally found the Cord End, while looking for stonesword keys. Thankfully the two randoms I was with knew what it was and went with me when I pinged the river. It was also on noklateo, so we were going to be talisman starved anyway.

>>534012406
Fuck off, I'm having fun. I can play however I want, it's my game.

>>534010360
I'm honestly going to be trying to be a vtuber soon and I'm pretty excited. I think I've got the chops for it, bros..

Well that's like the third time now I've had Everdark Maris glitch out and not play any music. Nothing really highlights how boring that boss is quite like fighting it in near total silence.

>>534012554
>also 2 wasted slots
Wait, you guys don't have wasted slots?

>>534012693
Good luck anon, I may fucking hate vtubers as a concept but I respect the grind and its good that you're excited about your new venture.
Don't come to school tomorrow.

>>534012539
>getting scared over incest
filtered

Bepis or Conke? Be honest

We killed Libra very fast
I selected Utmost strength cause I figured I could knock him out of it with my spell
Though ironeye, why did you keep dropping arcanesy melee weapons and pinging them? Not that I mind that much, but Revenant is faith, not arcane, my arcane is just eh, those would've been way better for you as a backup>>534012846

>>534012127
Relic 2 slot 1 is kind of a wasted bullshit effect that does nothing, but it doesn't matter because the entire rest of the setup is borderline bis so I'd take one useless effect to get the rest of this on.

q

>>534013320
I just said I couldn't tell

>>534013367
doggo pupper

>>534013435
I disagree, if you use that, Guardian has -the best- poise damage in the game. When it comes time to stop blocking and mash attacks, the extra poise dmg can create staggerlocks.

>>534013709
Honestly I love both the incest and the bonding stuff. The Ambiguity makes it hotter, normal sibling relationship on the outside while fucking behind closed doors.
My bad for jabbing at ya fellow sibcest anon.

>>534012593
Its actually pretty good, idiots talk about how useless that thing is but what its really for is farming far into the rain and using graces to keep going knowing you don't have to plan to make the journey back alive.

How does Revenant hold weapons? She's made of porcelain, how does her palm and "skin" flex? And she doesn't have metacarpal bones to mive

>>534014306
https://youtu.be/pD1DdT-h0eU

>>534014176
I've tried it several times especially after people were ranting and raving about it previously
It's inferior to raider just smashing shit and even ironeye if him and his team are popping mark fast.

>>534014490
stop over thinking things, dumb bitch

>>534012127
It's alright.
I'd swap the middle relic for something with stamina recovery on hit.

rellana the discount malenia?
Messmer the backhand the backhand?
Metyr the finger mommy?

>>534014176
There's no way we're talking about the same relic. That little fart when you charge R2s? It's nothing. The things that give great stagger are the damage reflect on block, and charged guard counters.

>>534014490
Pure STR; you don't need metacarpals to grab only to grip but with enough STR you can hold things with just phalanx like small objects or animals. The biggest tell is the relic effect datamined that gives her more STR at the cost of FTH and Mind, have you not pondered about the implications??

>>534014490
Did you draw this?

>>534012127
you need partial hp + stamina recovery on each successful attacks

>>534014490
You can get over her living, talking, moving, but not holding weapons? It's fiction, anon.

>>534015389
Nice now you can play like a Raider with half the HP

>>534014490
Most dolls have joins on them to allow them to move.

I am a revenant.

I am a cute girl

>>534015237
What are you talking about?

gg anons, very fast dragon run
RNGesus once again smiled upon me with an early black blade
why cant I get that lucky with other characters?

>Both players ran behind me when the bosses targeted them
>Was able to land fully charged counters hitting for +1k each
>Boss got melted
Guardian isn't bad, teams are bad.

>>534011771
Not the best subject matter but decent art at least.
>>534012539
>>534013320
>>534013709
>>534014306
>>534014367
It can be both and there would be no issue.

At what range does projectile drop off starts to matter? How high does it stack? I can be in narnia if I have 5 Projectile drop off with a talisman?

use case of bewitching branches?

>>534013084
Why do you keep posting shitty art

>>534012693
You’re not going to make it. Male vtubers are easily sniffed out and it’s already an overstated enough market as is. You window of opportunity ended sometime in 2022~.

>>534015462
>stamina recovery on each successful attacks
second most important behind reflect damage desu

>>534016330
Nope
I've got a shot because I'm cute and I already have an audience to begin with from other places

>>534016330
Im mad that some bitch stole my idea for a ryona vtuber and didn't even give me credit or pay me

>>534016425
Prove it with actions anon, no one here will believe you and only try to tear you down.

>>534016558
Yeah I'm still workin on the vtuber model is all, its kinda hard work

>>534016667
Oh don't get me wrong, I don't believe you either
99% chance you another MTF freak or something crawling across the internet, but if you're the 1% twink (or at the very least have the drive and confidence to go for it) then go for it

>>534016667
No one asked

>>534016850
I consider myself in that 1% range anon I'm sure it'll have some success

Are you guys still having 100% fun? I'm starting to just autopilot while still winning easily even when we have guardian mains weighing us down...

>>534014490
I look like this for the record

I've been playing Souls since the old Demons Souls days but why has the opinion on invasions shifted so much to literal faggotry? I'm unironically seeing how invasions are "traumatizing" or people straight up harassing the devs to remove invasions. It's an inherent cost of summoning co-op. Why has Elden Ring become filled with these sorts of crybabies?

>>534014490
sticky fingies from gooning

>>534016946
I'll believe it when I see it, but I still wish the best of luck to you I guess.
If you do crash and burn by dropping a nigger or two if you're the anon from the last thread then aim high with 1k viewers or something.
Its always fun for a good crowd to get flashbanged by that stuff

>>534017321
No I obviously wouldn't act like a retard on stream
A big aspect is the twink appeal though and selling that is important

>>534016425
I would ask you to substantiate or prove literally any of that but I know you won’t so I’ll echo >>534016850 and say at least prove that you did make it if you do (you won’t)
>>534016518
How did she know about it? Was it literally a beat up girl or something?

>>534017290
People have been shitting on invasions for like 20 years. You're now just noticing it because you decided to venture out of your circlejerk

>>534017290
>>534017434
>Pre ER Invasions
>Be salty or accept it's just part of the game
>ER Invasions
>"Waaahhh wahhhhh mommy remove it!"

>>534017290
I think the its always been the same percentage of the player base crying about invasions, but is a platform thing since the demon/dark souls days.
Twitter crying became more common as time went on, and ER being by far the most played and mainstream fromsoft game just exacerbated the problem

>>534017290
It's the same crowd of people who unironically asked for difficulty settings for Souls games. I really hope Miyazaki tells them to fuck off and sticks to his guns. I would unironically drop Soulsborne games (which I have loved forever) if they ever caved to removing invasions or added difficulty settings for retards who can't learn patterns.

>>534017402
jokes on you
https://files.catbox.moe/hikdah.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2tf4kg.png

damn, maris really does look like the monster rancher thingy

>>534017612
slenderman

>>534017317
Mating press sex with girls who look like this

>>534017290
Zoomers and tenderqueers who can't do anything by themselves and tattle to the teacher to help them.

wylder is such a funny character to me, the way he cannot stand up with a straight back, the way he positions his arms slightly away from the torso, his silly roped boots, the whole bread and stolen belt buckle...the fact that his voice was in xenoblade

>>534017612
>bro I'm top 1% I swear look at my pics where I look like a tranny

>>534017612
Your body looks good but that first pic just made me laugh cause your jaw made me think of Adrian Monk or Ben Shapiro
You look good though!

>>534017290
>why is the generation of people who cancel each other for the slightest inconvenience and are terminally online and have no friends and don't fuck are sensitive at the slightest challenge

>>534017612
this is just a random troon?

>>534016201
all of these questions can be answered in the training area

>>534017612
>Anon says they are gonna be a vtuber
>Uses supposed twink body as a reason for success
>Body shape doesn't mean shit, you would be a fucking vtuber with a bouncing anime character in the corner of the screen
pics were of a skinny dude with a big nose, nothing special.
Better hope your voice fits the cute feel if you're going the anime fem gooner bait.
See the latter half of this post >>534016558

>>534012406
>>534012637
name?

>m*le vtuber
Lmao.... Oh no

>Come to /erg/ to talk about the game
>People just talking about some male train vtuber
So I'm guessing you guys never actually talk about the game and just jerk off to train vtubers?

>>534016259
pumkpin heads
banished knights
farum azula beastmen
kindred of rot (they will snipe the shit out of bosses you fight)
large axe misbegotten

>>534017612
I missed it. Was he cute?

dimwit faggots make good lolcows
>1%
it deluded ximself really hard beforehand, kekaroo

Man fuck this general. It's obvious none of you faggots talk about Elden Ring at all. I'm outta here. You guys unironically make Youtube seem better for discussion. At least I don't have to deal with this troon coomer discussion instead of actually discussing the fucking game.

>>534017290
Speaking of invasions
Getting invaded in one of the dlc areas for dark souls 2 in my level 1 run was fucking scary because of online going off of soul memory.
All it would take is for 1 or 2 hits to be killed by an invader, unless his build is really shit.
Honestly it was pretty neat.

>soul memory
>neat

>>534018468
Use the archive dummy

>>534018540
>>534018337
What's an underrated weapon effect that you'll always pick up but everyone doesn't seem to like? Healing over time is really good and makes you not waste as much of a flask

>>534018468
What if Ben Shapiro was 100 pounds

>>534018337
>>534018540
Little snowflake cant handle a single moment of off topic posting. There's plenty of ngihtreign discussion happening around it, get over yourself.

>>534018778
>1hp/sec is good
*rapes you*

chain attack finisher passives are insane for certain powerstanced setups that attack fast and only have a 3 hit combo like curved swords and spears

>>534018718
The experience of being invaded by a high level player during a level 1 run is pretty neat for upping the risk factor.
Really turns into a game of cat and mouse.

>>534018924
Just go to Onlyfans if you need your fix of coomer shit.

>>534018928
It is, how often ate you inmediatly getitng hit the split second after drinking anyway?
You get healed back up and also domt waste any if you get hit a bit afterwards because you keep healing up

I always end up picking the chain attack finishers and then remembering that im really unreliable at remembering to actually play out the full attack chain

>>534018337
What the hell is a male train are there female trains too

>>534017720
>>534017796
>>534017812
>>534017992
>>534018153
>>534018468
>>534018485
Were the mean comments warranted? I think he’s full of himself but maybe he can pull it off if he sounds enough like a sissy

>>534018729
I always forget.
>>534018821
>>534017796
You guys are fucking tasteless, he looks like a fucking goddess. I've carved out any three organs and burn them in offering for the chance to be cockslapped even once by him. That's one cute fucking boy.

>>534018996
Does he have an OF? Or maybe an R18 twitter?

What the actual fuck are these comments lmfao.
I thought you guys were just discussing Elden Ring. I didn't realize this was a trans porn jerkoff forum. I thought it'd be cool to see how this place was since I really liked ER but fuck me, you guys are worse than the Deltarune general lol.
Sayonara faggots.

>>534019245
>Were the mean comments warranted? I think he’s full of himself
>I think he’s full of himself
>he
You mean I, "I am full of myself"
No one mass replies on behalf of another like this
Step away from the computer anon, take a break

>>534019304
You're just gay, you fuck anything with a pulse and anything with a penis is a god.

gigalibra ain't so bad after all, the npcs he summons die in like 2 hits but the forced HP bar reduction shit fucking sucks

>>534019245
What do you mean warranted? Mean comments are fun to make, there's no warranting or unwarranted them, who cares?

any psbros on

>>534019245
>>534019304
Holy shit the discord is real
Did you post those pics with your other tranny friends?

>>534019413
This is the 3rd time you've said you're leaving because of off topic posting, so go already.

Well at least it makes a lot more sense why people are saying invasions are unpopular if these are the types of people posting.

>>534019509
SHUT UP DONT SPOIL IT

>>534019245
>>534019304
No one thinks this, Ben Shapiro. You're making yourself look more pathetic after posting these ugly pics.

Good god I didn't think that'd warrant this much of a response, someone just asked for proof so I figured I'd throw him a bone
Can we take this outside of this thread or something so this stops disrupting everything

>>534019449
Excuse you, I'm bisexual. And if he doesn't make your dick hard, you arent alive.

>534019662
Maybe don't samefag your ugly ass.

/erg/ is truly dead kek
I knew it was on its last legs for a while but this is really kicking the last ladder off

>>534019662
Being mean is fun, that's the point, everybody has a feature that you could poke fun at, if you post a picture that's what's to be expected and why someone would do it in the first place

>>534019662
Yeah sure man, name the place. If you've got more pics like that, I'll meet you fucking anywhere. Also, don't mind the schizo, he lashes out at anyone remotely identifiable.

>>534019413
My guy we have a genuine lolcow in the making here, how are you not getting in on the dog pile?
>I'm gonna be a vtuber!
>See, here's my censored pics of my cock out
>No don't wonder why I have the pics on hand, they are already deleted
>Stop saying mean things about me!
>DISCORD SISTERS COME HELP!
Good times so far, most schizos just post BBC porn or something, this is pretty funny

Has /erg/ really fallen to becoming literal advertising for Onlyfans/coomstreamers now?

>>534019662
i mean you are just blatantly fishing for attention, who do you think your fooling with this shit you weirdo

we should just merge with dsg at this point tee bee haytche

>>534019801
this troon is alone, there's one singular shill for it and it's obviously just ximself samefagging lol

>>534019662
>someone just asked for proof
Who the fuck asked for proof?
You're just shitting up the thread

>>534019840
what happened to the guy who kept saying "doe" and posting cat pics or the cute girl who posted kemofriends porn?

Psbros hop on.

>>534019832
>>534019903
I just wanted to poke the nest for fun, not rip it out of the tree
But I suppose I asked for it

I don't know man, it's 4chan this place is tailor-made for fucking around and messing with people. I don't take it that seriously

>>534019952
>Can we take this outside of this thread or something so this stops disrupting everything
>I just wanted to poke the nest for fun
You are just the worst, in so many ways

Why would how you look matter to being a vtuber? It's like the one online presence creator whatever where your appearance DOESNT matter
Do you think Fromsoft would sue you if you tried using their characters as models? Or imagine using their ugly models as the actual imported ones and not just the characters

Everyone asleep or something? Can’t find a match for augur or darkdrift

>>534019801
You have a really low bar for what counts as lolcow. Are you the same guy who's tried to label like 3 other people the new thread lolcow in the past week or so?

>>534020078
I already beat both today, it was boring

>remove PVP
>general gets overrun with trannies
mmm... mmm....

>>534020078
Well nobody wants to fight Augur anymore even a replayfag like myself got worn out after 10 wins.
General is kinda shitty right now though. I'll play if you're on psn.

>>534020078
eu gods are just now waking up, its 08:25

>>534019081
think he's trying to spell trans but he's Indian

>>534019952
Dont overreact, no one without severe autism is mad. People are just fucking with you for no reason, see >>534019751 >>534019515
Any accusation of samefag or insistence that you're some lolcow or whatever is just the spergiest among us having their little fits. Post more of thst tummy, or an R18 link if you have a page somewhere

>>534020193
You guys see a he/him twink and think about trannies and it's kind of sad.

>>534020078
I was thinking about doing one game but idk. It's not like the game is very fun after 250 hours

>>534020053
Oh get off your high horse and be realistic about this.
It's just fun, you guys fuck around at each other's expense all the time. Just roll with the punches like the rest of us do

>>534020452
>oh wow no one thinks im cute ill just samefag to post my link instead
just post your shit already why the samefag to validate yourself you gross tranny

the ergites are fighting

>>534020639
It really does not take much to burn this place to the ground, do it. One or two posts and that's it, you're at each others throats. The twink is probably gone by now but the next four hours at least will be you spergs calling each other samefags and accusing each other of being trannies. This has got to be the easiest place to farm (You)s on this entire site.

>>534020376
found it

>>534020693
Yeah you're right, there's no reason to samefag to manufacture and excuse to post a link. So why would you assume I was a samefag? Half this thread would kill a family of four for one second or Miquella face sitting, and you're surprised a cute twink as a couple of people into him here? You think it has to be a samefag? Retard.

>>534020957
So post it

>>534021124
sobighat

>>534021026
are you so fat you count as two now? miquella doesnt look like ben shapiro btw

>>534021026
gyat

>>534021209
No way, is it really?
Holy shit yeah, it is. Either that's someone stealing sobighat's pics, or someone I've already been following for fucking ages happens to also be here. I've lost fucking gallons to him.

>>534017290
Elden Ring has an inbuilt easy mode via spirit ashes and thus a significantly larger contingent of fucking babies who can't fight anything without a huge handicap

erg has fallen

>>534017290
Funny, because the trend I've noticed over that time is invaders are fucking pussies now. An invader use to be a threat, now it's a mosquito. You might get hit with a cheap shot now and again, but mostly the only thing invaders know how to do is hide behind PvE and be annoying. I haven't felt threatened by an invader since DS1.

Playstation players I will play right now.

>>534021326
Well that's flattering

>>534019840
>>534019907
Get back in containment

>>534021820
I dont know how I'd arrange this among the noise of spergs and autists here but I'd love to play a round of nightreign with you sometime. I am legitimately a huge fan.

>>534021992
Reach out homie and we can, my tag is the same name >>534021209
I just need my controller which arrives tomorrow

>>534020907
damn colored women really are infatuated with bwc

>>534019427
>>534019549
>>534019635
Calm down you incredible sperg I didn’t see the pic that was just a genuine question how fucking bad is it that everyone had to jump in like that
>>534019515
Lol

since when did erg merge with grindr

>>534019413
if you were regularly posting in the deltarune general enough to know what it’s like you have no leg to stand on >>534019903
i did and so did >>534017402

What are you weirdos talking about? I'm genuinely concerned.

I wanna play with playstation!

2/3

>>534022596
Some of the morons in the thread are so lonely and bricked their life so bad they don't get no pussy and are now starting to find men dressed as women attractive pay no attention to it.

>>534016330
>>534017598
>>534018540
>>534019413
>>534019736
>>534020143
>>534020569
>>534020639
>>534020837
>>534021026
Good posts.

I don't understand the Roundtable exit hall. It's a daily hall of fame for people who beat the game solo in a 24 hour period, right?

gg pony

gg super centaur anons, that was a good run
The game refused to give me any spells or weapons that weren't holy, but we made it work

>Alternate endings tied to using the Rememberance relic
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I have to go back in now?

>>534022215
All of those people are white

gg another horse bullied

>>534023414
ggs

>Tranny anon spends too much time with fellow retards on discord
>Either sells his nudes online or gives them free to said discord retards
>Gets inflated ego
>Thinks for some ungodly reason /erg/ wants to see any of this
>Posts censored nudes, immediately deletes them
>anons rightfully get annoyed some tranny faggot is posting his garbage
>WOW IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO RILE YOU ALL UP HUH?!?!?!?
I just want to play video games

gg horse

>>534023629
Dude, I'm not even posting anymore and you're still bitching about it. You're concocting completely ridiculous stories you're fabricating in your head.

>>534023629
>I just want to play video games
Should have voted better.

>>534023830
But you did post it, now the thread is just as fucked up as any other retard trying to shit up the thread.
Thats what makes it worse, you weren't even trying to shit up the thread because you thought that was a good idea.
At least I can report the BBC spammers, sadly you're still here

does lossless scaling trigger the game's anti-cheat

I got drip drip drip, drippy drop. Tippy top from a thitty thot

>>534023346
yes
first time i finished the game, i had all requisites for wylder ending
but i didn't realize that going into the roundtable is the normal ending
so i had to do it again

>>534022215
No, only their *knives* are black

>>534023062
no
its just random records of people who beat the nightlord
its not solo only
its supposed to show what character used what build to win
its useful to people who never use guides or don't look up info
i guess

>>534024013
>shit up the threads with dozens of more posts having a melty over him than he posted in total
>"you're shitting up the thread"
No, retard. You and the spergs overreacting are. Autists spend their whole fucking lives refreshing a thread and just waiting to see anything they can latch on to and lose their minds over. Its not the person they latch on to's fault. They wouldnt found anything to bite and freak out about, its what they live for. Blame the right people for the shit thread.

>>534024013
You of all people should understand that it's fun to fuck around once in awhile
I'm sorry it derailed shit for so long, at least you have my sincerity in that
I didn't expect to get such a powerful response but shit happens sometimes. You could at least be understanding even if it wasn't your cup of tea

>this guy is still going when everyone else lost interest and went to bed
lol there’s always one

Do you guys play regular bosses?
I feel like the game is at its best when you queue everything and don't know what the nightlord is beforehand.
At the same time, i can't handle doing a whole run and not getting everdark sigils anymore.
I feel like i'm doing the same thing for lesser rewards and i just don't get it.
Honestly i feel like they should have never implemented everdarks this way.

>>534025095
People who insist everyone dropped it already while actively not dropping it are so cringe. Yeah yeah, no ones talking about it, t. guy who is currently talking about it.

>>534025124
you get told what nightlord it is in character select unless you're playing solo, in which case you skip character select
I'm an everdark farmer as well, I don't mind it I think of it as practice for depths at this point
anytime I get a normal nightlord its just dumpstering or using a relic set I haven't touched in a while

>>534025274
Do you look like this?

>>534025381
Dont start again, man

>>534025423
Are you recruiting child soldiers in Liberia too?

tarnished edition better give us an ancient dragon smithing stone as starting gift because holy fucking shit +25ing weapons is so fucking aids, even after almost a thousand hours i cant get used to the cancer upgrade path

invader camp and deathbird early day 1 is the new meta

>>534025720
Just code it into your game

>>534026147
im not a console nigger, its a 2 click fix with cheat engine but id rather not use it

>>534025213
we can literally scroll up and see it wasn’t mentioned for nearly an hour before some tard barged in. bend over im going to fuck you silly for such a brain dead stupid waste of time reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCevO-XdW4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCevO-XdW4

number of times ive died to an everdark sovereign boss: like 2
number of times ive died because i roll-landed in the rain and couldnt sip: 100000000000000000000

>>534026795
You died 1000 times to Adel before you won.

Today we learn about the next everdark sovereign and can finally look forward to moving on from dogshit jellyfish.

>>534026853
Actually I first tried all bosses but Gnoster with Raider.

CE kino

>>534026795
I always make sure to take a sippy before using a spiritspring in the rain
landed into death too many times

>>534027178
Wow! Can I have that please?

>Spawn into map
>Kill starter camp
>Ironeye marks nearby gaol
>Check relics while we go there
>Everyone has increase attack on gaol clear
>No one has any key on start
>No fort/cathedral on the way
Sasuga Ie-dono.
Atleast there was miniboss right down below.

>>534027874
check ur inbox ;)

dsg won
sneedger won
theregulars won

erg lost
shitmask lost
ergulars lost

I love going to dog queue and following the shitters around

>>534027924
Am I a regular?

I've seen way too many Revenants try to use large weapons that don't even have Faith scaling
I've seen way too many Revenants in general

>>534027950
I hate it
scariest part of queueing dogs is seeing zero relics on the other players

>>534024163
Holy fuck!!!

>>534027904
>Spawn into map
>Only 64 squares
>No fog of war
>No tech tree
>Only a few different pieces
>no random spawn.

>>534028158
That will change after a few hundred hours. I hate seeing non default outfits in dog q. Anything to spice up the monotomy of runs.

>>534025274
thank god you're still here for ranked, I tought schizos scared you off
>>534027950
I like pinging for them and seeing them happy at the end. I still vividly remember that one relicless recluse...

>>534025274
>>534028310
kys avatartranny no one gives a shit

>>534028462
I remember one time I went into noob queue thinking I would just let them ping but I got carried away and accidentally carried us to level 15

>>534027178
>be quality build
>stuck using 1 weapon type

>>534025274
>>534028310
love yourselves animetrannys I give a shit

>>534025274
>>534028310
0 askers

>>534027006
>not first trying gnoster

>>534028872
I was busy having sex with a revenant main

>>534028951
>having sex with 40 year old brown bald indian men
faggot

>>534029123
They were a cute girl.

>>534028701
You should be proud of that, that's how you accidentally end up as a project manager of sorts without connections.

>>534028112
most weapons dont have faith scaling
if you must use a weapon that doesn't scale with your main stat, you might as well pick one that has poise damage

that's the sole reason revs gravitate towards big weps. Also, I know the claws are free and are fth, but using the same wep every run is the opposite of fun

>>534028310
I hate that tranny anime so much

It literally lies to vulnerable young men.

Oh well, less competition for me to get an actual biological girl.

>>534029123
You forgot fat.

>>534029203
Is purple the equivalent of +25? Because any +25 is gonna have good enough base damage where you won't need scaling for good dammy. Personally I prefer faster weapons with her though.

Funniest adventure I’ve had. Rando threw a hissy fit when I wouldn’t drop my Godfrey Axes and refused to fight libra yet still got downed

>>534029386
Are you playing with randos because everybody here blocked you?

>>534029386
A funny thing you can do is drop it and ping it and then pick it up again before they do

>>534029386
>refused to fight libra
based random

>>534029386
>troon merchant is an insufferable fag to randoms as well
Thank God I blocked your retarded ass.

>>534029427
Only 2, maybe 3 people have blocked me. In fairness when I’m getting blocked for things like taking all the shards from a tower I don’t think I’m the problem.
Also erg doesn’t play duo in dead hour for some reason.

>>534029463
you forgot the step where you also ping the map icon so it says "Player desires equipment"

2/3 for last 6 bosses

How would you improve the characters other than Wylder, Ironeye and Raider? Right now anyone other than those 3 is just kind of playing a bog standard Elden Ring character with no unique mechanics worth using.

>>534029681
I don't think anyone has good reason to block you unless you were mean

>>534029681
>erg doesn’t play duo in dead hour for some reason.
I just don't like duos

terr love

terr hate

terr ambivalence

terr ignorance

>>534029887
Duchess and Recluse are already broken.
Revenant is honestly fine, she just has a game knowledge that honestly isn’t that high. You could maybe give her summons a bit more starting hp.
Guardian I would give the unique guard counter to spears and give him B faith scaling.
Executie I would change his passive so if he parries or even does gold sword swing then he gets an attack buff

terr terr

>>534030226
Just give executor the ability to feed other weapons to the cursed sword to boost its stats because his unique sword just being weaker than any weapon you can pick up off the ground at all times is retarded

>>534030007
I think it’s fun since it’s not hard, I can easily go solo if I want and I can usually finish a run within 40 mins. Plus it’s pretty fun seeing hp bars melt

still 2/3

>>534029887
>>534030226
>revenant but she can spend runes at grace to upgrade summons
>crossbow for helen
>hat for frederick
>legs for sebastian

>>534030301
please break the chairs

>>534030007
This

>>534030226
Duchess and Recluse are broken but they're not very interesting, Duchess is just a restage bot for other players' bursts and Recluse is a normal elden ring caster, you don't even use her unique skill. Hence why I said improve, not necessarily make stronger.

>>534030774
Is raider or ironeye honestly interesting to you? Think duchess and recluse have far more fun gameplay loops than either of them.

>>534030301
do you wanna do duos? i don't think a 3rd is coming

>>534030774
just an ER caster is fun tho

>>534030954
sure, i guess we gotta.

Fia's quest is a cuck quest, right? She kind sounds like she is love with the Tarnished at the end and she still fucking whispers in his ear: "I will soon lay with Godwyn. And it will surely stir within me. The new life of the golden prince, and first Dead of the demigods, as the rune of Those Who Live in death. Please, do one thing for me. Brandish this child, my rune, and take for yourself the throne."
I don't know, maybe it's just my imagination but it sounds like they are trying to write degeneracy into poetry.
I fucking miss Dark Souls

>>534031048
It's only a cuck thing if you love her. You don't love her, right? You just used her for relief, right?

i did it because skeleton lives matter

>>534031151
This conversation is over.

>>534031048
I haven’t played it in forever but I’m pretty sure this “child” is the deathbed great rune. She’s also a deathbed companion, I don’t think she has any interest in living people

>>534031048
it's a reverse cuck. her sacred duty as a deathbed companion is to lay with people, suck their lifeforce, then lay with a dead lord and rebirth the lord using all the other people's lifeforce, and her own. but, she chooses to give you a special blessing just for herself - not by duty - and it's the most special blessing that can only be made once in a lifetime.

>>534031330
oh nonononono he fell in love with everyone's girl AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534031453
I really, really like that image, would you mind if I save it?

>>534031568
Save it friend, it's all yours!

>>534031652
but he doesn't have enough rupees...

>>534031453
>tfw unironically like bicycles

>>534031747
Sorry anon, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, richer!

>>534031831
you should just be yourself don't worry about it.

>>534029887
Recluse needs a way to empty her flask without casting the slow ass spells.
Her skill is good for the FP regen and the animation cancelling, the shitty skill spells just get in the way.

Executor needs two things.
First, to not remove buffs from his regular weapons or change them back to 1h when swapping between them and his parry katana.
It makes using ashes like sepukku and chilling mist, or even the blood loss on crit passive a pain in the ass.
Also it feels incredibly shitty to have something like 2h claws swap back to 1h every time I want to parry a hit.
Second to give actual rewards for successful parries, preferably related to dealing more damage.

Guardian and Revenant are FUBAR so I won't even bother typing every change they'd need.

Duchess is just as good as W/R/I in terms of having a solid kit.
If anything the game needs more classes like Duchess, hybrids that are fun to play and have access to a wide array of tools from magic to weapons.

>>534029203
There is zero reason to now just upgrade your claws if you can't find a different melee weapon

>>534031978
cocktails are slow on porpoise as a balance mechanism

>>534031978
>Recluse needs a way to empty her flask without casting the slow ass spells.
RYA NUKE!. that's really the only buff she needs.

>>534031978
unless you mean revenant doesn't fit a class identity, she's silly strong as is

>>534030537
I would like it if eventually we could switch or spirt summons. Like I’d love of every one bar mimic was ported in from ER

>>534029887
Wylder - Follow up skill now takes weapon elemental buff, fire default/if none.
Guardian - B in Dex, give distance covering guard counters to spears, thrusting weapons or B in faith. Skill takes right hand weapon buff/element. Elemental/status tornado.
Rev - Wombforce BZX 8900
Executor - Transferring right hand weapon buffs/element to skilltana.

>>534032651
Explain the revenant one

>>534030537
>legs for sebastian
>but it's just the legs

>>534033116
No, Im not doing that

Anybody queuing?

>>534033262
No, Im not doing that

>>534033262
I'll queue when they add a good boss.

>>534033378
No, Im not doing that

>>534030954
duos might be a lil under tuned

>>534033558
ggs
yeah duos is insanely easy, last time I did duos here we hit level 14 on day one

>>534031652
It's all mine? Okay, then delete it. That's my pic now, I don't want you posting it.

>>534033262
making my coffee first

we are once again 2/3

When he puts a key into the locks and turns it this is what happens

>>534033978
I don't understand how people can drink coffee
It tastes like sewer waste and smells bad, tea is simply better

>>534034275
its a yt pipo thing sukhdeep, you wouldn't understand

>>534034002
>hop on
>its 1/3
i keep getting lied to

>>534033378
Ok let's do regular augur

>>534034530
White people are retarded

>>534034689
Someone blocked you

>>534034783
not how it works

>>534029887
For executor strip the health penalty for the cursed sword damage boost relic it wouldn't even be that great without it and if possible either not let it eat buffs or let it benefit from the weapon switching relics to encourage switching in and out. For Revenant I'd let Helen regen FP ontop of HP with the family powerup relic and if I was greedy change the default skill on her weapon to lifedrain fist. For Guardian expand his unique moveset to the other spears.

Should we not have the dog announcement by now

>>534035060
Soon. Ishizaki just flew over my house.

screw you guys I'm gonna play with FEXTRA

2/3 for all bosses password erg

>>534035526
Anons win streak is so fucked….

>>534035612
3/3
triple duchess time

erg gets so lucky with relics

>>534036134
>physical attack up +2
Why not pick something better

OMG EVERDARK SOVEREIGN IS SO LE HECKIN' STUNNING MUH AMBIANCE MUH GIMMICK BOSS MUH BUILDS DON'T MATTER MUH MUH MUH SPECTACLE MUH LOVECRAION JELLYFISH ZOMG IT'S SO FUN SO LE HECKIN' UNIQUE

>>534036501
nobody says this

>>534036432
He had 3x Poise+3 once maybe now he's better at the game so he doesn't need all that crutch anymore

>>534036559
Everyone says this because ES Maris is SO LE HECKING STUNNING

>>534036635
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>534036635
Overall I have only seen complaints about ES Maris.

>>534036740
>N-NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT EVERYONE'S OPINIONS TOWARD MUH VISUALS JELLYFISH

adel 1/3

>>534034002
gg

>>534036984
gg on my screen he ran straight into the explosion

adel 2/3 w/ mountaintop

>>534037231
3/3

Heolster is my favorite Souls boss now. Pure kino. He better get an Everdark.

>>534036984
>deal 666 damage

>>534037914
>filename
Based

gg horse

another triple duchess victory ggs bros
carian slicer is so much fun to use

gg crazy run duchessbros maybe I shouldve shared some of this loot. Had 4 of these badboys before even going into the city

>>534011228 (OP)
Did I fuck up for buying the deluxe edition?

>>534034275
>sewer waste
ok
>smells bad
Replace your nose

>>534036501
This but unironically. Love it.

>>534039070
so true xister!

kek adel gigarape

>>534036501
>>534039243
weird seethe posts

>>534036134
block him

Yeah that’s right it’s 1/2, all bosses

>>534040098
not doing duos ever
just wait for more activity in a few hours

>>534038978
who is this semen demen?

>>534040215
Translation: I’m a scared little baby. Get in here and I’ll carry you

>>534040474
It's even easier than trios though? I like having more teammates and in any case can't play right now.

>>534038942
it'll be probably be cheaper than buying the DLC separately
but also you have no clue what you even bought

eepy

>>534041753
cuddle wylder reporting for duty

>>534028737
>It's the most fun and most versatile weapon type
I'm okay with it.

gg horse

gg horse

>>534027178
>Spreads fire
I feel like this ability is absurdly overrated and basically does no damage.

>>534042054
>>534042053
ggs

>>534042053
>>534042054
>same timestamp

>>534042073
its pretty good if you have relics that build your ult quick

>>534041753
>eepy
balding 30 year old troon saying this is so embarrassing

hmm... i don't think reporting works

>>534042346
post steam

when is next everdark?

>>534041753
You're a grown-ass man LARPing as anime women. I'd kill myself if I were you.

>play duchess
>get a run with executor and revenant
>executor just proooocs bleed/frost/poison
>I prooooc frost/poison moth
>bosses just die so fast that revenant can't do anything
I upgraded starter dagger to legendary during that run since I didn't get any good weps and I just prooooc'd

>>534041907
hi, are you a pillow

>>534042346
name and shame that cunt!

>>534042620
A match made in heaven, isn't it? Add ironeye's mark and it's a wrap gg ez

>>534042658
only for cute dolls and sometimes masked imouto's

>>534042817
>>534042470
i forgot. 400 hours in and they will all look the same. cheaters are basic bitches anyway - same weapon, same relics. meh i'll take a break from night reign.

>revenant irl
https://youtu.be/JYnW-LHlphU?si=LwTlcdxN4_0LkXis

>>534043197
Who is he and why is he not on the front lines?

>>534043197
I love girls

>>534042910
yeah it was crazy, restage is amazing if you have someone applying procs

>I’ve been saying since ES Maris came out that it was over hated and finally people are starting to appreciate it
retard

>>534043197
If you watch asmr videos you need to be flayed alive I'm not even joking we're going to do things the Hornsent did to you

>>534043574
lose wars and be impaled on a stake?

>>534043671
No

sometimes bosses have frostbite with a number on it, does it mean more damage or is it just lasting longer?

>>534043978
thats how many times you have proc'd it. it tells you that so you know how hard the next proc will be since it takes more hits each time.

>>534043574
I jork it exclusively to either ASMR or japanese hentai voicework audio porn

>dies being greedy in the rain
>spam pings his body to revive
>rage quits
lol
lmao even

>>534041753
I want to have her slim thighs wrapped around my head

>>534044160
name so we can all block him?

>>534044117
audio porn is peak, now that's the good shit

I collect Warming Stones

>>534044202
I only play with randoms
No offense but you guys are all really gay

>>534044060
I assume if you use fire to reset, it's not gonna be easier?

>>534026260
>>534028658
>>534028747
>>534028763
>>534029218
*breeds you*

>>534044559
not sure but i doubt fire resets the total

>>534044117
based

>>534029196
How so?

>>534044230
Yup its great but I try not to talk about it, gotta gatekeep it as much as possible before the libtard karen force get a scent of it and lay their fat hands on it and make the big money jews to get it banned or censored. Its gonna be the last bastion of degeneracy in this era of prudes particularly for UWOOGHHHH content.

>>534044708
male pregnancy is NOT real

I tried it before, it does NOT work

>>534044969
How many loads did your partner pump into you?

>>534044871
Oh, so you're a pedophile. Got it.

>>534038942
Yes, you did
>>534040257
My wife back off
>>534036501
>>534036635
>>534036868
The posts which spoke truth...

>>534031048
>>534031151
>>534031341
>>534031391
this is so fucked up who writes this shit

>>534029887

Guardian
>S in Hp and Sta
>Auto give him free Thrusting Counterattack damage
>Either rework "Take a hit" effects to activate on blocks, or make it unique to Guardian where it counts as both a block and "hit taken" when using his shield stance
>Allow him to do his Halberd stuff with spears as well
Dutchess
>Make her dagger start with Magic damage infused
Revenant
>Make Cathedrals actually worth doing
Recluse
>Make Ranni's Rise actually worth doing for non-casters
Executor
>Make his cursed sword have innate Scarlet Rot buildup

But really, the easiest and most interesting solution is to give each character and alternative starting equipment set up:

Wylder
>Medium Sword + Medium Shield
Guardian
>Heavy Spear + Greatshield
Ironeye
>Claws
Dutchess
>Rapier
Raider
>Great Hammer
Revanent
>Reaper that scales with Fai
Recluse
>Sacred Seal for Incantation focused build
Executor
>Spear

>>534033116
God I wish
Also shouldn’t it be joy
>>534034275
Some kinds of coffee are alright but you have to make alterations to bring it into an acceptable state

>>534033978
>>534034530
kys bean water cuck enjoy ur caffeine addiction

is anyone on? thinking of q'ing

>>534043197
This is a man isn't it...?

>>534035060
What dog announcement
>>534043574
Trvke

Lost my 58 game win streak because I was fucking around and bullying an iron eye in duos…

>>534045059
No its actually the opposite, I like the tags where the listener is the shota being a victim to a hot carnivorous mommy pdf the most but still, I support the UWOOGHH-bros too, I don't really listen to those but its nice that they have somewhere to find something to harmlessly jork it to.

>>534045301
your depth level and tier?

>>534044871
based cunny god good looking out brother stay strong out here in this hebraic world

>>534045517
pdf?

>>534045564
SSS, lowest depth

>>534045676
is that you sneedGAWD

>>534045604
pedophile

>>534039883
do skill cooldown reduction relics even stack?

gg adel

Some guy got upset at me because I pingspammed the scarlet rot favor so that we didn't have to go to the fort.

gg horse

>>534045831
Better question is, why does it matter? All abilities with cooldowns are already so short that they never feel like they aren't up 24/7.

>>534045831
yes, you can use three +3. i always use two +3 with wylder

>>534045801
yes, was busy last week so completely missed augur

>>534045880
I dont think people realize that if you spot the location on your way in you can just skip the fort

did we ever find out the streamer who plays on our password

>>534045880
looking up your seed is griefing

>>534046154
>Wanting to pass on free Scarlet Rot weapon

>>534046193
Mush

>revenant in the team is not following the two of us
>ignores all the pings and just goes to clear ruins
>drop shards and highlight them
>rev starts dashing like a fent fiend towards me
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>534046314
Nigga you're in the woods of rot they are everywhere

>>534046314
the rot buildup on those weapons is awful. unless its a fast weapon its pointless without rot grease too

>>534046330
Let Revs do their thing; they know what they're doing. If you can't 2-man the castle, you don't deserve the drops anyways and Rev was already going to carry you.

>>534023387
They don’t look like it to me

>>534023063
why did everyone just ignore this weird ass post

>>534046770
nothing weird about a dog and a transdog in love bigot

>>534045205
Isn’t it dangerous to give monkeys weapons like that?

r8 my r8er

>>534046770
le randumb humor doesn't hit with people anymore.

>>534012127
slot 3 is perfect, the other two can improve.

>>534046915
>speciesism
yikes

>>534046946
>triple green
We know you CE that. Every hacker does the triple same color urn. Not even a gaol effect? It's shit.

>>534046946
Vigor is wasted on Raider and no gaol.

>>534047152
I don't use CE, but flattered that you think so.

>>534028112
with big skelly, rev can build stun well if she does the jumping attack spam too. decent way to support if she doesnt get a good spammable spell.

>>534047189
Gaolmeta is for men who like men

>>534038153
>>534038174
Why do I always miss it!!!!!

>>534046946
pretty good, you got the main 3 (partial HP restoration, taking attacks, damage taken with character skill). and the filler effects aren't entirely useless either

>>534047314
You shouldn't be. I said it was shit. I can just tell you tried.

>>534014490
by not being autistic

>>534047804
You can admit you like dealing 0 damage, Anon, because we're laughing at you regardless.

>>534029887
For Executor, just change his passives so he can use Deflect with ANY katana. No need to mess with his stance that wipes all the statuses on his weapon and gives him that slow walk bs.
His actual skill should be the Cursed Blade, charged up with each successful Deflect. To make it more interesting, instead of some shitty holy damage let it inflict one of the statuses (like poison, rot, frost, or bleed). Make it RNG-based or have a mix of attacks that can trigger different statuses, kinda like Recluse's cocktails.
And just leave the ult as is.

>>534048189
the game is more fun when there is some semblance of challenge. sorry to hear you are a shitter who has to spend every second of every expedition scrubmaxxxing to have a chance

>>534048059
Im not autistic

People who spell words with multiple xs deserve to be murdered

gg addf, take care

>>534046915
Yes.

>>534048193
no
>nerfs the tard mute

>>534048390
All I hear are excuses, Anon. Enjoy doing Guardian tier damage.

>>534048506
people that are judgmental of others deserve to be deathmaxxed

>>534048506
look at this guy cringemaxxing over here

sry wylder/recluse power went out at my place, might have to deal with another corrupted save again

sorry jellyfish, I dc and can't seem to reconnect back. game put me in attempt loop.

>>534048738
>Not an incestfag
>REALLY like Duchess x Wylder for some reason
Explain this

>>534048984
>>534048738
They got that Luke and Leia vibe

>>534031391
she created that final blessing when laying with Godwyn, not for you, cuck

>>534048738
god I wish that were me

>>534048929
ah ok no worry.

>>534048954
damn, seems we all got booted out

>>534048929
You won't have to deal with it ever again because you're blocked, bozo.

>>534048409
shut the fuck up retard

>>534049139
no u

What do the official S rankers think maxx rn? Will the level 4-6 mines become meta if the castle is the crimson version?
I think gaols will be the obvious meta even more than now.

>>534049345
kys tierlist nigger

is there a greater sign of weakness than blocking another player? are you so weak of heart and mind that you can't bridge a skill gap yourself once disheartened by a teammate's subpar performance as determined solely by your autistic standards? is it too triggering to even think of seeing such a person again? patience is a virtue, and (You) are not a team player

>>534049448
Yeah yeah shut up and take your block.

>>534048525
Turns out...

>>534049381
do you have a habit of opening every discussion with "nigger" irl?

Singlings shouldnt have sex.
Unles they are legally Married.
And its straight

>>534048984
>>534048738
Imoutos belong to their big bros

>>534049670
do you use "maxx" and "rn" on every discussion irl?

>>534049742
If you're legally married, you're not single anymore though.

>>534049747
Pretty sure duchess is the onee-san

Some people still don't know how the storm ruler works but if you try to add them after the match to explain the mechanic they won't accept the request, it's damn annoying.

>>534049960
Even better, desu

>>534049972
Only discord groomers and feds send friend requests.

>>534049839
No
I was just thinking that you seem like a fat permadrunk schizo

>>534049972
you're assuming everyone on the internet has triple digit iq and is white, this is a fatal mistake

>>534050119
I'm trying to help you after you were walking around with no FP for most of the match and I even had to drop you starlight sharts and I tried to tell you that you can get build FP by holding the stance but you didn't get it.

>>534050119
so heckin true and valid, sister.

>>534049960
No way, Wylder is clearly the older brother type.

>>534049960
>Wylder's remembrance chapter 8: [...] Did his young sister remember such customs?
he says Duchess is the imouto, but they also talk about twin horses so you could argue they're twins that constantly fight about who is the older sibling, very cute

>>534050332
>>534050393
I wasn't in your game but unless you went to school with me, I'm not accepting friend requests online.

passed the 100 mark on fulghor

Hussies stay away from Wyldah he belongs to Recluses darkbbooba only

do you guys ever look at porn and your dick doesn't even twitch

>>534050753
The only character who wouldn't be a Hussy is Duchess

>>534050809
I don't know I never had one, give me your penis so we can find out if it twitches when I put it on a plate and expose it to various pornographies

>>534050809
does you dick usually get hard by just looking at things?

>>534051070
Maddy...

>>534051070
what the fuck

why is every Nightreign mod in nexusmods tagged under misc which is under "Elden RIGHT Nightreign"

>>534051070
this got me hard

>>534049972
https://youtu.be/KI00iXf76ng?si=8Kc4Rz5hTeZkDKU2

>>534051296
idk

>>534051456
then why did you reply

>queue randoms
>chink duo
never left so fast before

GG putting down the golden Uma, Wylder/Ironeye.

>>534051930
ggs

Why do people always go through broken wall on right side of castle instead of climbing from left side near merchant? You can easily go in a straight line that way and hit grace at end for levels instead of circling back.

I would really like them to add consumable whetstones with ashes of war on them that you can use on anything

Maybe add some character-specific ones to the merchant.
Guardian should be able to buy No Skill, Executor should get Seppuku so his ability may see some actual use

>>534052072
You're right and I've thought this before, but I still go the other way just out of force of habit.

>>534052072
can you use cardinal directions, I don't quite get which right-side broken wall and which left-side with a merchant

>we're getting frozen dragussy next
cool

gg adel

gg we cleared with 3 spellcasters

>>534052689
>cardinal directions
Instead of taking red path after coming out of basement, take yellow. Unless it's Giants.
Not pictured, also grabbing 3 steel chests.

Queue up Caligo so we can prepare for the next ES fight.

>>534052849
>>534052873
slippery smooth run. very good.

>>534052716
>>534052984
really saving libra for last, huh... suspense is killing me

>>534023063
>>534046770
I wonder if the tortoise can comprehend what’s happening

>>534048679
>>534048880
>>534049839
>>534050753
trxxke

>>534051070
Something is wrong with you

Libros...

2/3 pc erg

>>534053245
lmao

>>534052716
>dogshit next
Grim.

>>534053670
immune to stagger btw lol

Can't wait for nothing but mountaintops shifting earth for the next whole week.

>another boss that you'll do once and never again
amazing

>Apparently hot take (i still enjoy all ES) but ES Maris feels like a boss fight I do not see why everyone glazes the others at all, but we all have different preferences.
Man shut the fuck up you like ES Maris

caligo 1/3 pc

>>534053532
not news to anyone, but this person:
>>534051384
: is worse

>>534053790
I'd do Caligo over and over desu. Every day for the rest of our lives until death do us part in fact.

in plain elden ring, how much strength and/or dex do i want on an 80 faith character?

>>534053950
could prob get away with 40 since radagon icon exists

>>534053054
Hopefully they make this fight less boring. I've barely fought Caligo, even though the soundtrack is the best in the game, because the fight is just slow, huge aoes, and chasing it around the map.

>>534053950
do you want to use any strength and/or dex weapons?

>>534053875
Are they in the room with us right now?

>>534053950
Why would you want strength on a 80 faith character? 80 faith is caster territory. You need faith, mind, and vigour. Nothing else will fit.

>>534054124
im not sure. i really only use weapons when im out of mana

If you like Everdark Maris you are not human

oh i got something that'll fit...

>>534054250
then you don't need any str or dex, just use whatever light weapon you can equip

>>534051096
if your male brain does not get aroused by seeing tits and girl parts then you have already fried your brain beyond its natural state, I recommend getting ONE (1) girlfriend to love with all your heart and soul and to limit yourself to not even seeing any other woman for at least 18 months

>>534054250
The Cipher Potata is a pure faith weapon with zero weight. Perfect for casters.

>>534053674
>>534053790
>>534053778
This this this

that that that

What an absolute shitshow, swear to god every spear crucible had an extra foot on their poke
Good thing ed maris is ez

>>534054740
>he got so blocked he can't even find duos anymore

>>534053778
Aw fuck, I didn't even think about this. I hate doing mountaintop because of the timing. You have to take such a long loop outwards to get to the power, so if you do it early then you run out of other shit to do, and if you do it too late you have to sprint through a ton of rain to get it.

Why do I see some purples +1 and some purples +2? Is it different because ones a picture from console and ones from PC?

>>534054740
What's the point of even posting these for solo? The whole point is to commiserate with your teammates. Now you're just blogposting.

>>534054926
from white > blue > purple = +2
from blue > purple = +1

>>534054056
judging from the leaks she's basically borealis now
aka basically impossible without mountaintops blessing

>>534054926
The number of pluses only means how many steps above it's spawn tier it is. If you take a white to purple it'll be +2, if you take a blue to purple it'll be a +1. Executors starting weapon is white, so the purple one in your pic is +2.

>>534055110
>she
dragon sexo?

>>534055016
>>534055124
got it, ty

caligo 2/3 pc

>>534054981
the kinda schizo shit people get up to in here someone wanting to talk about and or blogpost a solo game ain't one to complain about

caligo 3/3

>>534055341
1/3

>>534054981
Very angry post, never see this when anyone else posts their solo runs. Maybe jealousy is at play

>>534055596
If you read anger in that post you may need to toughen up a bit

>>534054981
this post makes me want to write here about my every solo run as a Revenant main to make you and only you repeatedly upset

>>534053054
Gladius is going to be last. A mirror to him being the first boss and he get the most rework due to how piss easy he is compared to the other bosses.

GG Wrangling the Horse, Ironeye/Raider. Sorry for going down to the BBK in the basement. Had nothing other than that scythe from what we'd cleared to that point. Game thought it would be wicked funny to give me no usable seals.

>Gladius
>piss easy
retard. He is second to Normal Fulghor as the most bullshit nightlord. Libra is way easier.

try to guess this guy's ethnicity

>>534055745
Its nice to know I can make one three sentance post asking a question and that can get under your skin enough that you spend days or even weeks taking numerous actions on my behalf.

>>534055812
can you please explain to me what FOE is cause i was going to play that game on my pirated nintendo ds but everyone that i asked like if i would like it would just start yelling FOE FOE FOE into their mics and never explain it to me

>>534055861
Just use holy bro

>>534055945
I reply only because I know you'll be waiting for me every time shorty

>>534054740
I'd agree with you if you weren't playing Executor, just click L1, dumbass

>Another literal WHO the boss

Shazam won

>>534055926
>mfw you can see that revenant in the back spamming the bell
my fucking sides
>ethnicity
either russian or chinese, perhaps arabic even

God I hope the 3rd phase caligo is an ancient wyvern gimmick

>>534056010
>just use holy bro
>don't mind how spastic this dog bro
Libra is fair
ES Fulghor is fair
All courtesy of not being a spastic time-waster

>>534055861
Dog is piss easy since they when they separate they just melt to any AoE

>found fantastic gear so drop the smithy 2 at the spirit shelter that we got when we went through that cave
>so does everyone else
first time I saw this happen

>Dog is piss easy
massive misinformation campaign
>game is meant to be played with other bro

>>534056315
Just dont get hit bro
Just use a shield bro

>>534055926
damn this dude got the super collector's board already

>recluse has fat milkers
>revenant is cunny
>duchess has no tits or ass (not even a firm, toned butt)
there's great injustice in nightreign

>>534045130
the weird immortality method feels like GRRM and the extreme duty fixation is obviously japanese

>>534055861
>Normal Fulghor
As long as you bring lightning he isn't so bad. Just stick close to him and jump any time he jumps. I will agree that he is probably the boss the punishes you the hardest for not having his weakness. Gigaghor is way worse.
>libra
If you make the mistake of letting him turn Gold libra is the hardest boss.

>>534049064
read the description

>>534053054
>Caligo phase 3
KINO!

>>534056530
there's no skin that shows off their body (hopefully soon, I'd pay for swimsuit skins)
so you're just projecting your bias

>>534056439
I’ll do a solo run and post it just for you :)

Galigo sucks doebeit

>>534056698
you can see duchess fat plank body from the side, she has nothing, I'm sorry anon

>Having a gimmick weapon and using it to interact with the boss mechanics is literally why it feels like a boss fight. Whereas Fulghor phase 2 could be replaced by a Royal Revenant with more HP and pretty much be the exact same fight if not harder. If you don't enjoy Maris that's fine, but it's not really arguable that it doesn't feel like a boss fight.
Why are Marisfags like this?

>>534046915
The guy on the left is japanese, meaning he can just perfect parry if the monkey attacks. The monkey will get stance broken first because it's smaller.

>>534055926
Russian

Why did they add two instawin weapons in this game?

Some of you guys need to grow the fuck up. You act like toddlers arguing in the back seat.

>Some of you guys need to grow the fuck up. You act like toddlers arguing in the back seat.
goo goo gaga!
abloobloobloo

>>534057157
Discord does that to them then they come here all cranky.
Me, I stay acting like a babby.

so true comrade! let me make another post on how ES Maris is SO LE HECKIN' KINO

>>534053054
time for 10000000000000000000 mountaintop runs!

>>534055926
Jew

gg ironeye & rev on ddk***ht

i forgot all the mountaintops shortcuts because i never play it anymore

>>534057384
So true comrade!
>>534057412
Russian jews are a double whammy.

>>534057602
People will probably get mad at me for going the crow route

reclusecels, do the needful and redeem the mountaintop legendary loot drops

>>534057635
Don't @ me ever again, schizo nigger.

>>534057798
>>534057829
da comradski

People underrate just how much better Ironeye is than Executor at everything Executor does even if Ironeye was restricted to only using melee weapons.
However, I'm still playing Executor for the parries desu.

>>534057602
i don't see any reason to not just go north up the ravine in the center, kill the dragon, go to the end of the ravine then west, kill yoda, then up the mountain right to the power then backtrack to both ice dragons

>>534057798
hardly anyone realizes the blue crystals loot often contains purple/legendary weapons

>>534053950
if you're primarily relying on incants for damage then i usually go 12 STR / 13 DEX. still gives you a nice variety of weapons (several straight swords / hammers / spears, both Black Knife / Blade of Calling, etc) for when you don't want to just use Cipher Pata or Coded Sword for everything. at 80 FTH the Erdsteel Dagger when infused Sacred or Flame Art is probably your best option for DPS, which only requires 12 DEX, and the R2 on it absolutely shreds

>>534057404
>he needs mountaintop to beat caligo
lol dude, just lol

>>534057919
This. The only problem is the dragons icebreath rng as youre running past him to climb the cliff

>>534057979
Well most people end up paying to make this the SE for those raids so it's the only thing to do

>>534057584
gg that was a smooth run and rev healed most of hp too.

>>534057943
I don't if it's character based drops but as duchess I often get scepter legendary drops from crystals.

>>534058021
only a problem if someone is slow, it takes like 10 years for it to start an attack after first being aggroed

>>534058239
lol

>>534057894
who the FUCK is underrating ironeye

I dislike the combo-heavy and flashy moves of action games
I dislike the numbers game and bar management of souls games
I like the parry gaming of Sekiro, Lies of P, and 9 Sols
Wtf genre name is that?
I wanna be an immovable God that dismantles any and all anime-like moves that's thrown at me, not the schizo doing the moves nor a leveling-up nobody that needs a training sequence to even the field

2/3 libra, caligo, heolstor, super horse

>>534057919
There’s a point inbetween spring jumps of the dragon fighting the yeti and ice ruins that you can jump straight up to the powerup. Then when you kill the ice dragon the ideal route is for one person to kill the left side and two people to kill the right side

>>534058537
Rythm games

>>534058542
nice

my name's josh and i hate all of you

>>534057404
The gimmick seems to be in abusing her fire weakness, this will still be a 10000000000000000 crater run ED week
There will probably also be many more triwyld teams because Caligo never fucking sits still and you have to chase her

>>534058543
>unintended shortcuts
thats griefing

>>534058537
I enjoy all of them because I’m not an autist who has to have one specific taste

>>534058718
hmm, I see you're a true neutral, you find feces as tasteful as salmon or cheesecake, how beautifully centrist of you

Describe the ethnicity of "people" who like ES Maris.

>>534058681
Skill issue

>Margit jumps me while I'm in the castle basement against a boss
That was something, this guy could be a real asshole if he wasn't so rare.

>>534058879
non-russians

>>534058662
That one anon who stacked fire damage relics on wylder will be vindicated in time
they hated him because he spoke and lived the truth

margit being able to invade during bosses is kinda aids desu

>>534058607
nice what

>>534059014
Ikr, bless his heart wherever he is

>>534059041
he should be able to invade during the nightlord fight

>>534058962
stop pillaging you thief
>>534059041
pillager

>>534059090
Nice post bruv. Go play your game kek.

>>534059154
*pillages*
lol what're you gonna do fag

Lionene misbegotten has one really annoying attack where she double swipes as fast as pre nerf consort

gg dragon

>>534059041
>>534059103
>that one webm of a player flying across the map
>margit invades mid flight
>constantly warps into the sky trying to hit the player

>>534059230
your greatshield?

>>534059231
gg horse lol

>>534056530
she doesn't need anything else she has her brother to love her no matter what