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Anonymous No.534072894 >>534137925
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
>>Upcoming ES Boss - Caligo
>August 7, 2025 at 03:00 CEST | 18:00 PDT (6/8) | 10:00 JST.
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1952731502262858096

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>534011228
Anonymous No.534073318 >>534073389 >>534077943
>>534073119
gg
was whippin the shit out of things
Anonymous No.534073357 >>534073641 >>534074104 >>534074865
We should be able to play as Rya
Anonymous No.534073389 >>534073721
>>534073318
that's one giga ass whip jesus
Anonymous No.534073396 >>534073607
I wish they would release the bosses at a normal time instead of super early mornings, I know they're Japanese but still
Anonymous No.534073607
Putting this here for more DLC discussion
>https://x.com/ferret__game/status/1952337152966336845
>>534073396
Woah Revenant finally looks cute for once
Anonymous No.534073641 >>534074104
>>534073357
She dies
Anonymous No.534073721 >>534073859
>>534073389
Libra event's Demon Plating then forgoing the last 2-3 levels for more runes to boost it is one hell of a drug
Anonymous No.534073859 >>534074094 >>534074141
>>534073721
Demon plating?
Anonymous No.534073865
Anonymous No.534073867 >>534074445
Reminder difficulty modes in souls would have allowed them to keep original Elden Ring enemy AI. They tweaked the general AI to be easier, effectively nerfing hundreds of enemies in the game, all because shitters complained. Those who want difficulty modes are either shitters (good stay in easy mode) or good players who want the shitters to stay in easy mode (based). Those who dont want it are shitters who want to pretend they are hardcore gamers
Anonymous No.534074001
Anonymous No.534074053
gg, though hill dragon fire spam one shot was really something.
Anonymous No.534074094 >>534074525
>>534073859
stat boost based on runes held deal
Anonymous No.534074098
now i don't have time for another run
i can't believe i wasted my last one on a fucking duo using trios
Anonymous No.534074104 >>534074447
>>534073357
She’s to good for this gay game
>>534073641
No she doesn’t you slanderous faggot
Anonymous No.534074107
2/3 all bosses w/ crater
Anonymous No.534074141 >>534074525
>>534073859
When you get the Libra curse event and then pay him to cure the curse you get a buff called Demon Plating that gives you more damage with anything you do, scaling based on how many runes you're holding.
If you get this, it is absolutely worth taking the Symbol of Avarice and cease leveling at 12(the stat softcap) to get more and more runes. It's something like 75% more damage at 400-500k runes held
Anonymous No.534074347
>>534073608
You didn't address my argument at all You effusive kike piece of shit.
Anonymous No.534074445 >>534074474 >>534075082
>>534073867
>They tweaked the general AI to be easier, effectively nerfing hundreds of enemies in the game, all because shitters complained.
source?
Anonymous No.534074447 >>534075618 >>534077373
>>534074104
Yep, she isolates herself from all her friends like the Tarnished and starts cutting hersf, and accidentally goes too far with it and there's no one to help her so she bleeds out while calling for help
It's sad but it's true
Anonymous No.534074474 >>534075264
>>534074445
I made it up.
Anonymous No.534074525
>>534074094
>>534074141
Ohh I didn't know what it was called, that's interesting
Anonymous No.534074535
Anonymous No.534074865 >>534074982
>>534073357
And Leda
Anonymous No.534074982 >>534077502
>>534074865
She died
Anonymous No.534075056
2/3 these
running these all day today
Anonymous No.534075082 >>534075505
>>534074445
Ranged enemy AI was nerfed. every single ranged enemy in the game had their accuracy/fire rate, and in some cases range, nerfed. I guess you would have had to actually p;lay on release to notice that all ranged enemies, multi boss fights, and godskins had their AI nerfed into the ground

Fromsoft doesnt actually put all of their changes in the patch notes, the patch notes they release publicly are for public relations. Which is why the radahn patch nerf will say "fixed a bug causes hitboxes to be larger than intended" and then the patch after that will say "reverted a nerf to radahns damage made last patch" despite last patch mentioning no damage nerf
Anonymous No.534075264
>>534074474
btw,
kill yourself faggot shitter
Anonymous No.534075406 >>534075687
>the patch notes they release publicly are for public relations
this is especially obvious when they introduce things, or nerf or buff things and say it was a "bug fix" every time as if it was some code error and not negligence or bad balancing judgement
Anonymous No.534075505 >>534075764 >>534076517 >>534132974
>>534075082
steam lets you run the game on previous patches. is there a before and after video you can link to or is this your anecdotal experience? I played on release and again about a year ago and have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Are you sure you didn't simply just get better and the game FEELS easier by comparison?
Anonymous No.534075618 >>534075847
>>534074447
You really need to get help
Anonymous No.534075687
>>534075406
Yeah I don't understand why they kept doing that, it makes like 90% of the patch notes be under bug fixes even though it's clearly not, which makes it look like the game is a buggy mess
Maybe it's some weird Japanese corporate pride where changing their mind about a decision is seen as bad but saying "We actually intended for it to be like X" isnt
Anonymous No.534075764 >>534076478
>>534075505
Miyazaki turns up the difficulty lever himself whenever he gets notified that I launched the game, and turns the difficulty lever down when you launch the game. you can never play the game on the true difficulty, only I can
Anonymous No.534075847 >>534076884 >>534077373
>>534075618
She also needed help but didn't get any so she died
Anonymous No.534075897 >>534075964
>zullie is having health issues
Vaxx status?
Anonymous No.534075964 >>534076125
>>534075897
Complications with the sex change surgery that people raised money for probably
Anonymous No.534076125
>>534075964
LMFAO
Anonymous No.534076274 >>534080910 >>534081052 >>534081663
Dude
Anonymous No.534076316 >>534076641
I hope you all have your parkour skills ready for Caligo's ice physics jumping puzzle tower (When all three make it to the top you plunge attack to 1 shot her, that will be 40$)
Anonymous No.534076478
>>534075764
This but unironically
>Source?
I have a mole on the inside feeding me info about their business practices
Anonymous No.534076517 >>534077953
>>534075505
1.03 was the latest patch before most enemy nerfs iirc
At that point the only boss who was nerfed was Radahn and he deserved it
Anonymous No.534076641
>>534076316
that would unironically be more kino than what we're actually getting (it's just normal Caligo but now the ice particles are purple instead of white)
Anonymous No.534076884 >>534077648
>>534075847
Why is it always with Rya, out of all the emotionally vulnerable characters in elden ring (nepheli, roderika, hell even sellen according to erg canon), why her?
Anonymous No.534077214 >>534077280
hoarfrost or flask heals allies?
Anonymous No.534077246
https://youtu.be/oMd2Tf5o2i8
Anonymous No.534077280
>>534077214
hoarfrost heals allies
Anonymous No.534077330
I cant seem to find matches with erg anymore because I blocked all T-posers
Anonymous No.534077373 >>534077797
>>534074447
>>534075847
wrong she lives a happy life and is happily married and pregnant
Anonymous No.534077502 >>534077797
>>534074982
No she didn't, she's downstairs cooking dinner for me and our 5 children right now
Anonymous No.534077507 >>534077563 >>534077896 >>534080143
Wizard eye is pretty good
Anonymous No.534077563 >>534077707
>>534077507
what's with the emoji
Anonymous No.534077648
>>534076884
She deserves it, she's the worst
Anonymous No.534077707 >>534077896 >>534080143
>>534077563
my teammates were so garbage that I had to puke irl
Anonymous No.534077712 >>534096586
Played Heolster with random as duo. Thought it was pretty average-ok game, little bit of bickering about pathing and in the end we messed up a little so on our route there was literally nothing last 5 minutes. But made to level 13. Then just melted Heolster like some random mob. And then I noticed neither of us died even once in a whole game. Sometimes you just don't even notice that you have been playing a great game.
Anonymous No.534077797
>>534077373
>>534077502
Nope, if that was what happens then she has a miscarriage and kills herself instead
Anonymous No.534077896 >>534077992
>>534077507
>>534077707
Gonna pre-emptively block this guy desu
Anonymous No.534077943 >>534078214
>>534073318
What relics are you using?
Anonymous No.534077953 >>534078687
>>534076517
thanks for an actually good, exact answer. fuck these retards replying either sarcastically or obtusely
Anonymous No.534077992 >>534078119
>>534077896
You got baited by someone other than me. I simply chose what I chose
Anonymous No.534078056 >>534078125 >>534079297
gg horse
Anonymous No.534078119
>>534077992
>Immediately backpedaling out of desperation to not get blocked by an SSS tier player.
Anonymous No.534078125
>>534078056
gg
Anonymous No.534078214
>>534077943
fittest /erg/ user
Anonymous No.534078596 >>534081791
Why yes, this everdark expedition is the perfect time to do your recluse remmembrance...
Anonymous No.534078687 >>534079234
>>534077953
To be honest I don't know anything about ranged enemy nerfs, but in terms of gank fights you'd probably be interested in reading this:
https://x.com/king_bore_haha/status/1516482014936895489

iirc not every gank fight was nerfed, the gargoyles will still gangbang you if you don't kill the first one fast enough
Anonymous No.534078703 >>534080358
all bosses 2/3
Anonymous No.534079234
>>534078687
dude, i spent fucking HOURS on the duo gargoyles at launch. i had never fought a gargoyle until that point and they shit on me.
Upside being: now i know them so well i hardly ever get hit by them.
Anonymous No.534079297
>>534078056
gg horsefucker lol
Anonymous No.534079386 >>534079832 >>534082790
>Beat everdark Caligo's first phase.
>She drops a golden orb
Anonymous No.534079585
>>534076134
We do a couple 6 player lobbies on the weekend
Anonymous No.534079748 >>534079936 >>534080223
gg horse
i was scrambling all over every camp late day 2 trying to find another curved sword, can't even imagine how much faster that would have been if i found one
Anonymous No.534079750 >>534079809 >>534080721 >>534081425
So what boosts the damage of the skill for giga-miris? As rev should I even take "improve incants"? Or is it only boosting magic affinity damage
Anonymous No.534079809
>>534079750
skill damage
Anonymous No.534079832
>>534079386
>she drops a green orb
Anonymous No.534079936 >>534080065 >>534080320
>>534079748
How is your damage so high?
Anonymous No.534079985 >>534080235
Will they ever add fanservice skins to NR?
Anonymous No.534080065 >>534080320
>>534079936
cheating
Anonymous No.534080143
>>534077507
>>534077707
"Pretty good" being like 40 less scaling than me the revenant lmao
Anonymous No.534080223
>>534079748
I absolutely hate the curved sword moveset I don't care how much damage it does I would equip literally anything else
Anonymous No.534080235 >>534149668
>>534079985
If we're lucky
Anonymous No.534080320 >>534080640
>>534079936
>500k runes and demon's plating from lbra curse event
>a few full hp attack boost on weapons/talisman
>3-4 gaols and gaol relic
>two +2 physical attack relic effects
>2-3 physical attack % passives from boss loots
>bloodboil aromatic

>>534080065
these are my relics.
Anonymous No.534080358
>>534078703
All bosses 2/3...
Anonymous No.534080640
>>534080320
I know what a cheater is anon.
Anonymous No.534080721
>>534079750
skill power and magic attack
Anonymous No.534080910 >>534081046
>>534076274
blud got dat square jaw doe
Anonymous No.534081046
>>534080910
Crodie got that bricked mandible.
Anonymous No.534081052
>>534076274
>nezuk followed you
no fucking way this nigger is this desperate
Anonymous No.534081425 >>534081959
>>534079750
niche stuff like recluse terra magica and revenant power up with family
other than that your usual +skill and general damage boosts
Anonymous No.534081663 >>534082026
>>534076274
maddy pls follow me back i love you mi amor i will be the best latinx boyfriend ever o algo
Anonymous No.534081671 >>534081887 >>534082013 >>534083592
The storm ruler skill's effect is bugged to not disappear if you fall cancel the skill. Now my rev has aura
Anonymous No.534081790 >>534082058
GG revy and duchy on RAIDtm roach killer
Anonymous No.534081791 >>534082273
>>534078596
no one ever acknowledges the prospector miriam nerf
Anonymous No.534081887
>>534081671
your hype moments?
Anonymous No.534081889 >>534081976 >>534082536
sorry for the dc at start of the game horsebros my game crashed
Anonymous No.534081959
>>534081425
I've been wanting that revenant relic for so long but it never drops
Anonymous No.534081976
>>534081889
no prob, ggs
Anonymous No.534082013
>>534081671
Rev you need to get the fuck out of my roundtable you smell like pure unfettered Dung
Anonymous No.534082026
>>534081663
blud got that square af jaw with the 90 degree pointed angle dafuq
Anonymous No.534082035
>>534062948
>>534063114
weird schizo posts
Anonymous No.534082058
>>534081790
gg raider
Anonymous No.534082117 >>534082419 >>534083669 >>534083757
how do people record their webms for this game?
Anonymous No.534082154
gg horsefucker
Anonymous No.534082273
>>534081791
That area is so frustrating and annoying but I like it, it really feels like she's playing dirty and doing everything she can to harass you and kill you/make you leave
Anonymous No.534082419
>>534082117
just use steam, got it built in now
Anonymous No.534082468 >>534082685
Anonymous No.534082536 >>534082710
>>534081889
Was sorta hoping you’d stay gone desu, me and the wylder where doing good things
Anonymous No.534082679
Hawk Tuah is ded
Anonymous No.534082685
>>534082468
>no staves
Anonymous No.534082710
>>534082536
do I need to start adding t. (my character) to not have you act up sludge lmao
Anonymous No.534082790 >>534082991
>>534079386
I fuck girls who look at me like this (all of them)
Anonymous No.534082991
>>534082790
Children?
Anonymous No.534083017
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Eox95kNpgQ
TRUE AND REAL
Anonymous No.534083592
>>534081671
I'm pretty sure it just doesn't disappear un general.
Anonymous No.534083596
gg wylder squad sorry for the temporary AFK, was receiving a package
First time seeing BBH getting Stunned so much
Anonymous No.534083669
>>534082117
camcorder pointed at my monitor
Anonymous No.534083757
>>534082117
obs, steam, or shadowplay, convert to webm with whatever webm for retards is called now
Anonymous No.534083917 >>534084093
the gate shortcut in forts actually came in handy for the first time. the one you open in front of the silver chest that often has a stonesword key. it allowed me to keep going straight as i was running from the rain instead of having to go around the fort.
Anonymous No.534083937
new game mode when
Anonymous No.534083941 >>534085478
NEW ZULLIE JIST DROPPPEDD!!!!!
Anonymous No.534084093
>>534083917
Fucking wish I could have closed you in and watch you die
Anonymous No.534084116 >>534084240
Anonymous No.534084240
>>534084116
Someone already posted that, sooooo
Anonymous No.534084862 >>534085094 >>534085289 >>534088317
Why did Miquella do it?
Anonymous No.534085094
>>534084862
He needs treats to keep his thicc femboy buns plush and soft
Anonymous No.534085114
1/3 Everdark Fulghor
Anonymous No.534085289
>>534084862
Whenever I see this I think of the "This shit is minging! Fuck ya nan" kid and alternate acenario with miquella turning out to have that accent instead of a dignified one
Anonymous No.534085448 >>534085643 >>534086217
Anonymous No.534085478
>>534083941
NEW MISS CHALICE OPPAI DROPPED

yum yum flasks
Anonymous No.534085619 >>534085937 >>534086064 >>534087030 >>534087238 >>534087308 >>534088109
Why are revenants like this?
Anonymous No.534085643 >>534085904 >>534086695
>>534085448
>no executie
Trans rights are equal rights
Anonymous No.534085904 >>534088538 >>534089031
>>534085643
Anonymous No.534085937 >>534086361
>>534085619
Why would you bother hacking and then run hoarfrost AND wraith caller? It's one of the other, this is stupid. They probably just googled a list of best relics and hacks all the slots blindly.
Anonymous No.534085981 >>534086534
>caligo ED is worse than maris ED
uninstalling as we speak
Anonymous No.534086064 >>534089818
>>534085619
>Summons pumpkin or skeletor

That's a 100% get that ass blocked rate. Fucking hate revenants interrupting my dps
Anonymous No.534086106
2/3 Everdark Fulghor
Anonymous No.534086201 >>534086363 >>534086694
gg on that heolster
Anonymous No.534086217 >>534088490
>>534085448
Whitewashing recluse that hard is actually impressive.
Anonymous No.534086361
>>534085937
Nah you can have both, hoarfrost is worse than bell once you’ve frostbit the enemy. The +2 faith is more egregious
Anonymous No.534086363 >>534086694
>>534086201
yep, gg
Anonymous No.534086534
>>534085981
wrong
Anonymous No.534086694
>>534086201
>>534086363
gg
Anonymous No.534086695
>>534085643
You reminding of that faggot ass streamer Girma or something. Always harassed in his own stream by the LGBT mafia lmao. Embarassing
Anonymous No.534087021
mfw
Anonymous No.534087030 >>534087308
>>534085619
If they would spread the effects of the all the relics across the other ones no one would have be able to tell they were cheated.

Ie
Ghost flame
Hoarfrost
Faith
Anonymous No.534087238
>>534085619
ZAMN this guy got super lucky with the gacha!
Anonymous No.534087308 >>534087923
>>534085619
>>534087030
I'm so stupid, I was wondering why people thought it was cheated when it juat seemed like an okay-ish setup, I eidnt even see the first one, my brain just automatically assumed it was the one you get from her quest
Anonymous No.534087569 >>534087890 >>534090104
Wraithcalling bell is overrated again I decided
Yes, it's better than the very first few levels of spells, and you don't start with a damaging spell, but with the bare minimum routing you can get a high enough level early in day 1 that its not a huge upgrade over the spells
Anonymous No.534087886
gg rev and rev, very nice run, lots of silly. The goat didn't know what was coming for him
Anonymous No.534087890
>>534087569
You're in the middle of the bell curve right now, afterwards you'll realize that it lets you snowball from early game at the speed of top tier characters.
Anonymous No.534087914
these mfesr named blumpus and quintiglious lol AND they play rev and ironeye LOL
Anonymous No.534087923 >>534088564
>>534087308
If you didn't see the first one you should know you can't roll maximum attributes effects
Anonymous No.534088109
>>534085619
>no vigor
Anonymous No.534088182 >>534088287 >>534088485
gg wylder & recluse on megahorse
Anonymous No.534088287
>>534088182
ggs. i did basically nothing the whole fight since most of my lightning spears missed.
Anonymous No.534088317 >>534090909
>>534084862
Is this referencing something? Regardless, he needs correction
Anonymous No.534088387 >>534088510
diabetor dropped a video on noklateo
finally people will stop fucking it up
Anonymous No.534088485
>>534088182
GG thanks for all those weapons with "increase Skill power" made my stormhawk axe a blender
Anonymous No.534088490
>>534086217
it’s very epic yes i agree
Anonymous No.534088510 >>534088584 >>534097136
>>534088387
idk who that is, the only souls content creator i know is JeeNiNe Media™© (pbuh alhamdulillah)
Anonymous No.534088538 >>534088730
>>534085904
you need a good raping
Anonymous No.534088564 >>534089010
>>534087923
Wdym, like no +3?
Anonymous No.534088584
>>534088510
its the guy who made the first guide on illusory walls in ruins and the triple chest on the castle tower
Anonymous No.534088730 >>534092907
>>534088538
Why, I didn't do anything
Anonymous No.534089010
>>534088564
Look at the bottom relic
You can't roll increased maximum stamina, HP, FP etc
Anonymous No.534089031 >>534089501 >>534089798 >>534090059 >>534096704
>>534085904
Is Executor two niggas (executor/painter)? I thought it was metaphorical
Anonymous No.534089109 >>534089261
First one in 221 hours.
Anonymous No.534089261
>>534089109
wow
Anonymous No.534089398 >>534089567
I think I finally get the hate for the trannydev
all of his mods have an online check where if it's outdated it literally stops working, he severely obfuscates his code and makes his shit even more anal if someone removes that check, and he's doing the same for the already-finished-but-not-yet-released everdarks
lukenigger, chill out, I just wanna play Gladius with friends, fromsoft's not gonna rape your ass (I'm sure you'd like it) because you let people use assets that are already in the game
Anonymous No.534089501
>>534089031
Could be metaphorical, or that its more like carrying on her legacy than literal, but a lot of people take it literally that they're one person now, since the body doesn't really fit either person and the remembrance keeps switching perspective in the writing
Anonymous No.534089567 >>534089713 >>534097136
>>534089398
mod users are subhuman anyway
Anonymous No.534089713
>>534089567
sorry if I want a little more randomization in the elden ring randomizer game
Anonymous No.534089798
>>534089031
You’ve seen the crucible knights right? You really think executie is a full man like them
Anonymous No.534089818
>>534086064
Me summoning Sebastien right in the middle of the evergaol
Anonymous No.534089945
GG horse, Meteors go brr
Anonymous No.534090059 >>534097454
>>534089031
it's like venom, but instead of a man/symbiote it's a tranny/clifford the big red dog
Anonymous No.534090080 >>534090297
gg, saw that staff and knew it would be an instant win for you with how many big slowfuck enemies there are in crater
check out the humble hand axe
Anonymous No.534090104
>>534087569
The secret best use of it is using it while you have wraiths while walking.
You constantly explode in wraiths every second
Anonymous No.534090118
Stinky rev...
Anonymous No.534090297
>>534090080
based
Anonymous No.534090372
So when will we get Executor's Great Katana that he used to commit sudoku
Anonymous No.534090431 >>534090894
fuck your key, we pot throwing now
Anonymous No.534090665 >>534090773
Anonymous No.534090773
>>534090665
Baby
Anonymous No.534090894
>>534090431
Unironically a pretty strong effect if you plan on opening a gaol at level 2 or so.
Anonymous No.534090909
>>534088317
>Is this referencing something?
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1IkHBf_ByGA
Anonymous No.534091008
1/3 all bosses 'cept augur
Anonymous No.534091134 >>534091879
Elden Ring PVP loses a lot of its appeal when you realize how every build is massively inferior to
>60 vigor
>54 strength
>111+ poise
I wanna do different things but there's just no point, someone with this build will always beast on you if they're competent.
Anonymous No.534091178 >>534091273 >>534095629
gg anons, adel got bullied
RNGesus gave me shit drops, thanks whoever dropped that elenora's poleblade
Anonymous No.534091273
>>534091178
gg
Anonymous No.534091631 >>534091847 >>534105532
Did they nerf the damage taken from avarice? I swear the first time I used as Revy it was killing her like the rain.
Anonymous No.534091847
>>534091631
Maybe you were just stressing about it before so it seemed big, but it's always been miniscule.
Anonymous No.534091879 >>534092254
>>534091134
>PVP
Anonymous No.534092254 >>534092785
>>534091879
2. Lock the fuck in
Anonymous No.534092785 >>534092982 >>534093273
>>534092254
>raider summons stele in doorway
We kill him or we die, together
Anonymous No.534092907 >>534093083
>>534088730
it will be good for you
Anonymous No.534092982
>>534092785
This but unironically
Anonymous No.534093083 >>534093249 >>534093405
>>534092907
How?
Anonymous No.534093249 >>534093392
>>534093083
Its a good life lesson
Anonymous No.534093273
>>534092785
you can just run into the stone and phase through
Anonymous No.534093392
>>534093249
I dont really understand, I'm sorry
Anonymous No.534093405 >>534093573 >>534097634
>>534093083
being raped is something every woman should experience at least once in her life
Anonymous No.534093573 >>534093725
>>534093405
I didn't say anything about implying any of that, I just posted a meme
Anonymous No.534093725 >>534093871
>>534093573
this is why nobody likes you
Anonymous No.534093769 >>534093971 >>534094145 >>534094147 >>534095273
Anonymous No.534093871
>>534093725
I'm sorry
Anonymous No.534093971 >>534094186 >>534094387 >>534094580 >>534105617
>>534093769
>ds2 hitbox jokes in the big 2025
>when it's been proven that its hitboxes are the tightest of the series, and that 3 has the real stinkers
Anonymous No.534094061
>random queue
>one of us three runs to noklateo on day 1 while me and other guy do ruins/cathedrals/churches and three gaols
>gets fucking nothing except a purple
>quits
>the run suddenly becomes baby tier easy
many such cases
Anonymous No.534094145
>>534093769
I still don't really understand why they don't make the hit ones 1:1 the size and shape of the weapon
Anonymous No.534094147 >>534094736 >>534095235 >>534095273 >>534096751
>>534093769
I dunno why some thrusts are so fucked up
happens with the crucible knights too, they'll stab forward but hit everyone behind them too
Anonymous No.534094186 >>534094580 >>534094949 >>534095179
>>534093971
Is this bait?
The only game in the series that i truly remember having atrocious hitboxes was DS2
Anonymous No.534094387 >>534094580
>>534093971
Anonymous No.534094470 >>534095013
>45% damage increase from Rellana cameo
what the flip?
Anonymous No.534094580 >>534097719 >>534098567
>>534093971
>>534094186
>>534094387
>DS2
https://youtu.be/5qj-Ubd-rZQ
>DS3
https://youtu.be/sWNZ0y6tkiA
Anonymous No.534094736
>>534094147
Enemies become a hitbox when lunging now, if they are big or stronk they'll hit you as they advance forward like a fridge.
Anonymous No.534094949 >>534095293 >>534099128
>>534094186
DS2's hitboxes weren't THAT bad, your ADP was.
Anonymous No.534095013
>>534094470
It passively makes you play in a way that takes time to set up so it's good.
Anonymous No.534095038 >>534095195 >>534095241
gg adel
Anonymous No.534095108
>see people fighting bosses in a bland grayscale arena
Do people really have such shit PCs that they can't run a game that is locked to 60fps? Why else would you set the game so low that you suck all the art out of the game?
Anonymous No.534095179 >>534095508 >>534099128
>>534094186
You see, DS2 has very tight hitboxes
The jank is a completely extra system because the game did not have enough ADP to dodge being a train wreck
Anonymous No.534095195
>>534095038
yeah, gg
Anonymous No.534095235 >>534096751
>>534094147
with crucible knights the sword actually flicks 180 completely behind them for 1 frame of the animation
it's still bullshit though
Anonymous No.534095241
>>534095038
gg adel
Anonymous No.534095273
>>534093769
>>534094147
Sometimes I feel like its on purpose to hit people attacking from behind during the 3v1. Surely it could have been patched otherwise
Anonymous No.534095293
>>534094949
Not even ADP, people just refused to learn when to roll.
Anonymous No.534095508
>>534095179
>tongue kissing the boss when it's attacking
>take damage
>WOOOOWWWWWW
Anonymous No.534095578
Anonymous No.534095629
>>534091178
I should've dropped it sooner, I had two. My bad.
Anonymous No.534096007 >>534096060 >>534096101 >>534096107 >>534096490 >>534096567 >>534097634
when is the next everdark?
Anonymous No.534096060
>>534096007
Friday, Caligo.
Anonymous No.534096101
>>534096007
2 bongs. caligo
Anonymous No.534096107
>>534096007
2 tomorrows from meow
Anonymous No.534096490
>>534096007
Do you look like this irl?
Anonymous No.534096567
>>534096007
28 hours from now
Anonymous No.534096586 >>534096740
>>534077712
>great game
>level 13
?
Anonymous No.534096704
>>534089031
it is
Anonymous No.534096740 >>534096839
>>534096586
>level 13 on DUOS
nigga....
Anonymous No.534096751 >>534099110
>>534094147
>>534095235
it is very funny how they managed to fuck up the crucible
it's been like this since elden ring came out but since there has never been a situation where you're close but not the target of the thrust it has remained unnoticed
Anonymous No.534096839 >>534096963
>>534096740
duo is literally the easiest playercount
Anonymous No.534096963
>>534096839
im retarded i replied to the wrong guy
Anonymous No.534097136 >>534097278
>>534088510
Get back in containment
>>534089567
Truth
Anonymous No.534097278 >>534097634
>>534097136
melty
Anonymous No.534097454
>>534090059
Go back.
Anonymous No.534097634 >>534105159
>>534093405
calm down ranjeet
>>534096007
when you look like that
>>534097278
you are trans
Anonymous No.534097719 >>534097981
>>534094580
This is dishonest pedantry.
Having "technically" tight hitboxes that in actual gameplay consistently result in inaccurate and awkward hits means the game has bad hitboxes.
DS3's hitboxes are timed and positioned so that they consistently appear consistent with its visuals from the player perspective, what's happening under the hood doesn't really matter.
Anonymous No.534097981 >>534098031
>>534097719
i sense ds3 apologism
Anonymous No.534098031 >>534098294 >>534098393
>>534097981
I sense brown skin.
Anonymous No.534098294
>>534098031
my genetics are entirely white
Anonymous No.534098393 >>534098549
>>534098031
Stop sensing yourself
Anonymous No.534098549
>>534098393
I'm sensing myself right now mmmphhh *cums*
Anonymous No.534098567
>>534094580
>the game isn't fun to play
>BUT LOOK HOW PERFECT THE HITBOXES ARE
great argument
there's a difference between fair and fun, fun games are usually unfair towards the enemies
Anonymous No.534098870
>drop all my weapons after the nightlord is slain
>but leave my symbol of avarice on
yes, dear randos, I left it on intentionally
Anonymous No.534099110
>>534096751
lmao
Anonymous No.534099128
>>534094949
>>534095179
All i know is that grab attacks would always grab me despite me being clearly out of reach of the model in DS2.
Anonymous No.534099284 >>534099440 >>534099727
Anonymous No.534099440
>>534099284
thanks for the mally black blade that weapon is so fucking cool. i was desperately pinging a halo scythe for revenant because i forgot we were gonna fight fulghor and he resists holy
Anonymous No.534099727
>>534099284
GG.
Anonymous No.534099771 >>534099837
There are no toilets in the hold.
Pooping into the sea is unsanitary.
Revenant is made of porcelain.
There is only one answer.
Anonymous No.534099837 >>534099984 >>534104565
>>534099771
>Pooping into the sea is unsanitary
What do you think sailors did for thousands of years?
Anonymous No.534099984
>>534099837
There's a reason its called the poopdeck.
They used dung to help hold the ship together.
All the sailor's dung mixed together...
Anonymous No.534100098 >>534100221 >>534100446 >>534100801 >>534105265 >>534106308
>Recluse indirectly helped genocide the Birdjeets, saving the Elden Ring world from the true dungeater ending
Say thank you
Anonymous No.534100221 >>534100446 >>534100556
>>534100098
witches who make genocidal blood curses get ran through the stomach with a lance sweety sorry thats how pinionGODS protect the flock
Anonymous No.534100446
>>534100221
>>534100098
even though they breed together?
Anonymous No.534100538
>random teammates with default skins
>mountaintops
>castle trolls
>basement BBH
Anonymous No.534100556
>>534100221
convince yourself you protected them when all you did was stop them from going extinct
why, next time, try a little harder to save more than a random few
Anonymous No.534100801
>>534100098
How were the bird people indian?
Anonymous No.534101126
birdjeets everyone
Anonymous No.534101156
here's your everdark caligo spoiler
Anonymous No.534101447
What if phase 3 has Caligo go into some rage mode and become a fire dragon
Anonymous No.534101910
For a random enemy/item run, should you also randomize your starting class and starting item, what weapon you use, what stat you level, what next area you go to is, etc by spinning a wheel or is that just tedious
Anonymous No.534101948 >>534102349 >>534102424 >>534103092 >>534104746
Lmfao, why is /dsg/ so funny?
Anonymous No.534101986
Ed Augur fucking killed the game jesus
Anonymous No.534102267
>>534076134
I would exclusively play 6 player Nightreign with erg if the relics and revenant summon bugs were absent. The scaling for six players is super fun, and the fact that you can raise the scaling is better. For now it's only fun once in a while.
Anonymous No.534102268
What if phase 3 Caligo pins you down and rides you
Anonymous No.534102349
>>534101948
Nobody cares. If I wanted to see their posts I'd be there looking myself.
Anonymous No.534102398 >>534105608
i forgot it was tuesday
Anonymous No.534102424 >>534103092
>>534101948
I was also looking for that earlier. I could only get it from some brazilian website so it was a bit hard to navigate to the download button. I haven't tried playing it thoughbeit I just used it to load the game into smithbox so I could study the environments more closely for a project I was doing where i tried to recreate a small area from BB in 3d. It worked and you could see all the models and stuff in smithbox and fly around in freecam
Anonymous No.534102453 >>534102614 >>534105608
Steam is such a piece of shit system
Anonymous No.534102507 >>534105608
fucking steam tuesdays man
Anonymous No.534102535 >>534105608
My 3 game win streak….
Anonymous No.534102591
Sorry for not picking Exec like you two guys, I close the tab while checking other thing and didn't do it on time.
Nice job with that BBH even before the first circle close
Anonymous No.534102602 >>534102947 >>534105608
why does it need weekly maintenance? it's pretty dumb, specially for a peer to peer game to require a central server, makes no fucking sense
Anonymous No.534102614
>>534102453
the matchmaking failed because you blocked everyone
Anonymous No.534102617
Did everybody block me?
Anonymous No.534102798 >>534102894
my shirt i sewed for textile crafts class in middle school :)
Anonymous No.534102834
>Did everybody block me?
Anonymous No.534102891
>Did everybody block me?
Anonymous No.534102894 >>534103074 >>534105940
>>534102798
You have to be 18 to yem it up here.
Anonymous No.534102947 >>534103117
>>534102602
it's steam niggah
Anonymous No.534102960 >>534103719
my bad I blocked everyone
Anonymous No.534103074
>>534102894
middle school was over 10 years ago for me
Anonymous No.534103092
>>534101948
>>534102424
use rutracker
Anonymous No.534103117 >>534105608
>>534102947
I know, why tf does STEAM need weekly maintenance and why the fuck does it cut peer to peer connections?!
Anonymous No.534103332
block yo damn poop passages at the toilet bitch
Anonymous No.534103494
Why are revenant players not legally required to suck the cock of every other player on the team IRL?!!!!
Anonymous No.534103669
queue up back to work
Anonymous No.534103719
>>534102960
i hosted fight clubs in /dsg/ for ds1 when i was legit underage
now i'm 30...
Anonymous No.534103827 >>534103882 >>534137615
I collect Warming Stones
Anonymous No.534103882 >>534104014
>>534103827
Why?
Anonymous No.534103928
I have a headache
Anonymous No.534104014 >>534104062
>>534103882
it glows it's pretty.
Anonymous No.534104062 >>534104307
>>534104014
You glow and are pretty :)
Anonymous No.534104135 >>534104878
New tech.
https://youtu.be/H6rWpQultLQ?t=44
I better not see any of you be incapable of doing this or you're getting BLOCKED.
Anonymous No.534104307
>>534104062
you're supposed to say that only to me
Anonymous No.534104383
posted it again award
Anonymous No.534104565
>>534099837
Didn’t they have specific areas that collected shit?
Anonymous No.534104746
>>534101948
He’s not. I wish he would die or lose internet access permanently.
Anonymous No.534104797
if you dont do invader camps at level 3 then you're just griefing and i'll block you but unironically
Anonymous No.534104878 >>534105165
>>534104135
kek, no point of doing this.
Anonymous No.534104954 >>534105061 >>534105761
Depths 1 - No change
Depths 2 - More night invaders poi, harder field bosses appear
Depths 3 - Castle/Nok has the night invader buffs, rain clouds appear
Depths 4 - Weapons have durability, ult charge build up is reduced, crimson field bosses appear
Depth 5 - Every poi is night invader buffed, every field boss is crimson, rain is always on inbetween poi, holy towers appear which dissipate rain in area when conquered
Anonymous No.534105061
>>534104954
oh no she's doing it again
Anonymous No.534105098
2/3 every boss
Anonymous No.534105127
Depth 5: bosses do so much damage Birdjeet gets killed while blocking from chip damage and Raider can’t use his retaliation without exploding
Anonymous No.534105159 >>534107965
>>534097634
>you are trans
Anonymous No.534105165 >>534105362
>>534104878
Blocked.
Anonymous No.534105265
>>534100098
Thank you based Recluse! Total birdjeet flushing!
Anonymous No.534105359 >>534108326
SAAAR I AM BIRD GUARDIAN I PROTECT THE FLOCK
SAAR DO NOT PICK THE RAIDER
I AM BETTER TANK
YOU BASTARD BLOODY YOU ARE THE BLOODY
Anonymous No.534105362
>>534105165
The fuck, you did really blocked me.
Anonymous No.534105368 >>534105729
i'm a skinny twink but I also exercise so I'm very veiny and have a six pack. everyone is intimidated by my neutral face incel deathstare that I cannot help having and avoid me because they think i am constantly angry. what's a class for someone like me?
Anonymous No.534105532
>>534091631
it's percent damage and characters in NR have less HP across the board than ER characters until endgame
Anonymous No.534105561 >>534105849
>>533412631
Guys, my computer actually died. It didn't happen same day. But after the lightning strike, I played some fairly long sessions of Nightreign over the next couple days. And then my computer stopped turning on. I think the lightning strike was the cause. It just took some time for the effects to show.

Now I can't play nightreign until I get it fixed. And I feel like an addict. I'm FIENDING for nightreign.
Anonymous No.534105608 >>534105785 >>534108264
>>534102398
>>534102453
>>534102507
>>534102535
>>534102602
>>534103117
Deserved. Find a better use of your time.
Anonymous No.534105617
>>534093971
>mimic
>giant molerat
okay
Anonymous No.534105729 >>534106331
>>534105368
wylder
Anonymous No.534105761 >>534105912
>>534104954
i know this is just a shitpost but
>rain is always on inbetween poi
i wouldn't even play this mode
Anonymous No.534105785 >>534108326
>>534105608
Like being a faggot replying with quips online?
Anonymous No.534105849 >>534106083
>>534105561
If you want, we can pretend to play it together
Anonymous No.534105909 >>534106090
>throwing pots in inventory at start of expedition
Anonymous No.534105912 >>534106074
>>534105761
Honestly there is only about 7 or 8 people here with the mentality to make it to depth 5
Anonymous No.534105927
>deflect black flame/destined death
>still take DoT damage

>first part of a multihit attack goes over your head
>you attempted to deflect it, putting it on cooldown so you get hit by the rest of the multihit attack that didnt go over your head

>use the suncatcher glowy L2
>there was a tiny pebble infront of you so all forward momentum gets canceled
>get hit

life is tough as an execuGOD
Anonymous No.534105940
>>534102894
back in containment
Anonymous No.534106074
>>534105912
And there's plenty more with CE to make up for it
Anonymous No.534106083 >>534106346
>>534105849
Sure. Stream the game, and I'll pretend I'm one of your teammates. You can yell at me, if your teammates suck.
Anonymous No.534106090 >>534106631
>>534105909
Reminded me of those annoying as fuck wicker men in the dlc that you had to firebomb their heads
Anonymous No.534106308
>>534100098
reparation birdfeed is required
Anonymous No.534106317
>Not the bees, No not the bees! Anything but the bees!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x-vJw8y8JQE
Anonymous No.534106331
>>534105729
thank you
Anonymous No.534106346 >>534106556
>>534106083
I was gonna just say we dropped on the west side and I'm playing ironeye, we dropped in the first camp amd it's the one that has demihumans in it
Anonymous No.534106556 >>534107140
>>534106346
I'm not roleplaying with you. What do you think I am? A Revenant?
I quit the game game, because the Ironeye is acting weird.
Anonymous No.534106573
Elden Ring PvP be like
Anonymous No.534106631
>>534106090
good thing there were only a couple of em
Anonymous No.534106858
>good thing there were only a couple of em
I didn't kill a single one in the DLC
Divine Beast Kino Lion, on the other hand, replay constantly.
My summons keep dying because they don't realize I have the HP, posture, and damage set to like ng7+ levels
Anonymous No.534107072 >>534122157
we cute
Anonymous No.534107140
>>534106556
The rear suspension instantly snaps
Anonymous No.534107821 >>534107916 >>534108004
caligo vaporized
Anonymous No.534107916
>>534107821
thanks for the hands of malenia, ggz
Anonymous No.534107965
>>534105159
Mad cus it’s true
Anonymous No.534108004
>>534107821
gg wylder and duchy
Anonymous No.534108264
>>534105608
looks like you struck a nerve; retroactively further proving your point. well done.
Anonymous No.534108326
>>534105359
Good post
>>534105785
>feeling this attacked
Embarrassing
Anonymous No.534109258 >>534109642 >>534110550
this relic set any good for recluse or should I seek something else?
Anonymous No.534109430
How can executor compete?
Anonymous No.534109431 >>534109687 >>534110504
gg horse
Anonymous No.534109481 >>534111013
Predict the giga caligo gimmick
Anonymous No.534109642 >>534110641
>>534109258
The gaol relic is alright.
The second and third are worse than using her quest relic vestige of night + the hard mode staff relic with two 3 staff FP + rise FP + magic damage
Ultimate Art Gauge is pretty much worthless.
Anonymous No.534109687 >>534109834 >>534109901 >>534110275 >>534110341
>>534109431
ggs
i finally managed to do TheThing™ perfectly
Anonymous No.534109834 >>534110390
>>534109687
Nice. How do you predict where he will be?
Anonymous No.534109901
>>534109687
you're pretty good.
Anonymous No.534110275 >>534110341
>>534109687
nice
Anonymous No.534110341 >>534110949 >>534119135
>>534110275
>>534109687
How is Wylder so freaking cool?
Anonymous No.534110390
>>534109834
i wait for him to do his first charge so i can position myself and prepare, then when i see him turn around to do his 2nd charge i do the ult
you can do this with ironeye's ult as well
Anonymous No.534110504
>>534109431
Saved but it bugs me that Libra is so low res.
Anonymous No.534110550 >>534111829
>>534109258
You dont need that much FP. You should be using a shard or two to clear castle as fast as possbile, and the occasional bonus shard on tanky or early fieldbosses. Two shards on the last vendor are more than enough for any nighlord, provided your teammates aren't dead weight. Terra Magica is also mostly pointless, you should expect to be moving/dodging/keeping up with the boss and not trying to root yourself. HP up on ult, and Bleed/Dmg Up on ult are much better class relics.
Anonymous No.534110597
gg goat, sorry for running off in the beginning i was trying to get the remembrance thing for wylder in the mine but i couldn't find it
Anonymous No.534110641
>>534109642
I see, thank you
Anonymous No.534110786
why cheat in these effects????
Anonymous No.534110949
>>534110341
we're just built different
Anonymous No.534110951 >>534111242
so we shifting to mountaintop for cyber-cagliostro this friday i imagine.
Anonymous No.534111013
>>534109481
Frosty
Anonymous No.534111242
>>534110951
depends on how much worse the frostbite gets
if it's the same or not as bad, i'll be doing crater instead to get big dick fire weapons then legendary them
Anonymous No.534111483
theyre giving away lies of pee for feee in the playstation is it worth playing or will it make me want my money back? does it have multiplayer?
Anonymous No.534111627 >>534111765 >>534112225
Where's the super libra?
You guys keep saying he exists but all I can see the centaur and the fish
Anonymous No.534111765
>>534111627
People datamined info about him, he's night fight able without kodding yet
Anonymous No.534111829 >>534112108
>>534110550
>the occasional bonus shard on tanky or early fieldbosses. Two shards on the last vendor are more than enough for any nighlord
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA A few SPELLS WILL DESTROY BOSSES WITH NEAR INFINITE HEALTH? HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.534112108 >>534112676
>>534111829
>BOSSES WITH NEAR INFINITE HEALTH
shitter detected
Anonymous No.534112146 >>534119135
>super libra is going to be the hardest fight
>reward is the most useless relic in the game
Anonymous No.534112225
>>534111627
youtube probably. People have already shown off everdark caligo and gladius fights. Dont know if libra is found out yet
Anonymous No.534112263 >>534112342 >>534112434 >>534112532 >>534119450
>tfw you cart on the first camp
Anonymous No.534112342 >>534119450
>>534112263
You what?
Anonymous No.534112434 >>534119450
>>534112263
cart?
Anonymous No.534112532 >>534119450
>>534112263
Eh?
Anonymous No.534112608 >>534112809 >>534112916 >>534112985
baldy is streaming NR to 30k people and he's about to die to solo purple augur despite clearly having googled how to use storm ruler
Anonymous No.534112676 >>534112801 >>534112836 >>534112975 >>534118542
>>534112108
You're a liar. There's not enough.
You can't chop down a tree with a plastic knife.
Anonymous No.534112801 >>534118542
>>534112676
maybe you should get a chainsaw before trying to chop down a tree with a plastic fork then
Anonymous No.534112809 >>534112985
>>534112608
link me
Anonymous No.534112836 >>534118542
>>534112676
Anonymous No.534112916 >>534112975 >>534112985
>>534112608
who tf is baldy
Anonymous No.534112975 >>534118542
>>534112676
>the tree

>>534112916
northernlion
Anonymous No.534112985 >>534113617 >>534114024
>>534112608
>>534112809
>>534112916
he died without getting it halfway
playing raider too
Anonymous No.534113617 >>534113689 >>534113886
>>534112985
This guy supports murdering psychos so I hope he stays miserable
Anonymous No.534113689
>>534113617
Why wouldn't you want to murder psychos
Anonymous No.534113886 >>534114051
>>534113617
>murdering psychos
Like who
Anonymous No.534114024
>>534112985
His masters have already told him to begin hating games that celebrate white aesthetics and architecture, even if made by the Japs
Anonymous No.534114051 >>534114520 >>534114842
>>534113886
probably some israel or ukraine bullshit not worth worrying about
Anonymous No.534114131
Anonymous No.534114520 >>534114870
>>534114051
>Dude both sides lmao
That's all the kikes need from you. Shabbat Shalom.
Anonymous No.534114671 >>534114913 >>534115329 >>534115586 >>534115871 >>534119420 >>534119474 >>534122176
One of these is not like the others

>SAAR I AM VOICE ACTOR YOU BLOODY BASTARD
>NO BITCH YOUR MOTHER BASTARD YOU ARE THE FUCKING
Anonymous No.534114842 >>534115384 >>534120121
>>534114051
>Ukraine war
White depopulation agenda
>Israel War
Zionists (hate white people) vs. Browns (hate white people)

In this house we stand for the Golden Order.
Anonymous No.534114870 >>534115009
>>534114520
>Erm, you have to care about my politics in the elden ring general.
This is why we shouldn't allow e-celeb talk in the first place. It opens up the door to these idiots.
Anonymous No.534114913 >>534115064 >>534115087 >>534118542
>>534114671
brony melty lol
Anonymous No.534115009 >>534115396
>>534114870
i was just laughing at someone with 30k views jobbing to a solo boss he already googled the mechanics to
Anonymous No.534115064
>>534114913
kys retarded schizo faggot
Anonymous No.534115087
>>534114913
>SAAR YOU ARE THE BRONY BASTARD BITCH
>SAAAR THE BIRD IS THE BEST NIGHTREIGNER FUCKING BLOODY YOUR MOTHER
Anonymous No.534115258 >>534115331
>1/3 for 15 mins
guess erg is done playing and just shitposts now
Anonymous No.534115329
>>534114671
This is embarassing.
Anonymous No.534115331
>>534115258
I adjusted my code to block Southeast Asia
Anonymous No.534115384
>>534114842
That's all the nomadic merchants need. Indifference preserves the status quo like kindling for the flame of chaos.
Anonymous No.534115396
>>534115009
Yes I understand what the content of your e-celeb posts. Doesn't change what I said.
Anonymous No.534115503
Hoi!
love this lil dude.
Anonymous No.534115586
>>534114671
I wouldn't have minded if he atleast sounded good
Anonymous No.534115871 >>534116226 >>534116240
>>534114671
>casting a white woman to voice a black woman
seriously how come there hasn't been a big outrage over this, everyone knows who fromsoft is now so you'd think people would be upset over it
Anonymous No.534116102 >>534116209 >>534116427 >>534116681 >>534117023 >>534117187
what is the most "okay" nightfarer? not one of the best or one of the worst
Anonymous No.534116209 >>534117732
>>534116102
Duchess
Anonymous No.534116226
>>534115871
Because nox aren't real?
Anonymous No.534116240 >>534119474
>>534115871
Do you understand the concept of acting?
Anonymous No.534116427 >>534116654
>>534116102
wylder
Anonymous No.534116654
>>534116427
He's one of the best, though
Anonymous No.534116681
>>534116102
Raider. Even the best raider is never the one carrying the team. They're just doing their part. If you're not very good with Raider, chances are you will still survive. It's pretty hard to die with him. He's just ok.
Anonymous No.534117023
>>534116102
Wylder would be the most "average" of them all, but he's actually really good, possibly the best, as the game is almost made for him, he can do everything well
Executor is who I think is the most okay, because he has a lot going for him but his relics and mechanics don't mesh so he's stuck being not a good character but not having any actual detriments
Anonymous No.534117187 >>534117732 >>534118136
>>534116102
Executor in multiplayer. He kind of shines at nothing once you're past your initial bleed and frost inflicts. Rot and poison are too slow for this game and the only real benefit they offer is the attack up with rot or poison in the vicinity. He's great low level but who isn't. Good but not great output, good but not great health, good but not great ult. Charater skill is very niche and doesn't shine unless you're the last man standing.

Duchess would be my other vote. They both get so mid against nightlords and higher hp bosses.
Anonymous No.534117551
Kill ergies. Behead ergies. Roundhouse kick an ergie into the concrete. Slam dunk ergie babies into trashcans. Crucify stupid ergies. Defecate in an ergie’s food. Launch ergies into the sun. Stir fry ergies in a wok. Toss ergies into active magma geysers. Urinate into an ergie’s petrol tank. Judo throw ergies into a wood chipper. Twist ergies’ heads off. Report ergies to jannies. Pickaxe bash ergies in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-dwarf ergies. Trap ergies in goo. Crush ergies under supply pods. Liquefy ergies in a vat of sludge. Eat ergies. Dissect ergies. Exterminate ergies in the gas chamber. Stomp ergies skulls with steel spikes. Cremate ergies in the oven. Lobotomise ergies. Mandatory abortions for ergies. Grind ergies fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ergies in blackout stout. Vaporise ergies with anti-matter. Kick old ergies down the stairs. Feed ergies to bulk detonators. Slice ergies with a katana.
Anonymous No.534117726 >>534118240 >>534118384
Might be my Duchess bias but I wouldn't put her at Executor's level.
Am I wrong for thinking that Wylder and Ironeye are at the top, Raider and Duchess below, then Recluse, then Executor and Revenant, and finally Guardian?
Anonymous No.534117732
>>534116209
>>534117187
But Carion Slicer....
Anonymous No.534117901 >>534118695 >>534119906 >>534120883 >>534120946 >>534121235 >>534129971
>double cheeseburger, dressed
>10 piece nugger with special sauce
>spicy fries with ranch
>strawyberry milkshake
Which Nightfarer fits a fat ugly disgusting friendless talentless half-a-fag like myself? I'll play only them for the rest of the night.
Anonymous No.534118136 >>534118925
>>534117187
Doesn't he scale, sleep, rot, poison, bleed, madness and frost?
This game isn't the main game so arcane can scale every effect right?
Anonymous No.534118240 >>534118384 >>534118539
>>534117726
I would like to slightly correct it:
>Wylder, Ironeye
>BIG GAP
>Raider, Duchess
>Recluse
>Executor, Revenant
>BIG GAP
>Guardian
As in, the medium characters are all overall equal compared to the top or bottom, but looking closer they still have better and worse characters
Anonymous No.534118384 >>534118539
>>534118240
>>534117726
Wylder and Ironeye are definitely the strongest
Anonymous No.534118506 >>534118594 >>534118829 >>534118843
what makes wylder so strong?
Anonymous No.534118539 >>534118829
>>534118240
>>534118384
Restage is the highest DPS in the game, putting Wylder and Ironeye above Duchess is pure insanity.
Anonymous No.534118542
>>534114913
Dravidian melty
>>534112676
>>534112801
>>534112836
>>534112975
This analogy is very flawed
Anonymous No.534118594
>>534118506
it's a game where you have to move fast and kill fast and he moves faster than every one else
Anonymous No.534118695 >>534119650 >>534120136
>>534117901
Recluse. I imagine you would be jerking off while playing, in a grease stained t-shirt. Hope you enjoyed your food though
Anonymous No.534118829
>>534118539
The issue is that Duchess is heavily reliant on her teammates since her personal damage isn't too strong. She's a great character and I'm always glad to have a good Duchess, but I still don't think she's as strong as Wylder or Ironeye.
>>534118506
>Fastest character in the game
>Uses every weapon exceptionally well
>Fairly tanky
>Ult is amazing for damage and stagger
He's just very versatile and can fit in any party.
Anonymous No.534118832 >>534118918 >>534119001
People still like Everdark Maris?
Anonymous No.534118843 >>534119060
>>534118506
his big bburly hands that can delicately make the most delicious pita bread but still fiercely crush your windpipe, oh god
Anonymous No.534118918
>>534118832
Loyalty is its own reward.
Anonymous No.534118925 >>534119298
>>534118136
It scales build up, but the status effect is the effect. Basically just number of hits before it inflicts.
Anonymous No.534119001
>>534118832
been mixing it up with libra caligo and horse lately jellyfish takes so long ev
Anonymous No.534119060
>>534118843
Duchess...
Anonymous No.534119135
>>534110341
Comes included with the big penis package.
>>534112146
This is what she should have looked like.
Anonymous No.534119298 >>534120057
>>534118925
Good enough for bleed and frost
Anonymous No.534119372
assuming its just more "chase it for 5 minutes while light blue projectiles blow in your general direction" slop caligo is probably gonna be a one and done for me kekw
Anonymous No.534119420 >>534119781 >>534120383
>>534114671
Why does Guardian have two voices?
Anonymous No.534119450
>>534112263
>>534112342
>>534112434
>>534112532
‘imi my beloved…
Anonymous No.534119474
>>534114671
Absolutely grim.
>>534116240
He's talking about the outrage of white actors voicing nonwhites though.
Anonymous No.534119650 >>534120085
>>534118695
Is there anyone here who can confirm the legitimacy of the events portrayed here?
Anonymous No.534119756
only 1 hour into my shift and i just wanna home and play already
Anonymous No.534119781
>>534119420
Probably because the jeet couldn't make convincing combat grunts
Anonymous No.534119906 >>534120567
>>534117901
post your dindins
Anonymous No.534119975
ES Caligo is already better than Maris because you can damage her normally and jobs to Black Flame
Anonymous No.534120057
>>534119298
For basic bitch enemies it's amazing assuming you're not already 2 shotting them like raider or wylder, revenant, recluse. For bosses the % it takes off their health is lower. Frost being better because it gives the boss a debuff that lasts and increases all incoming damage. (although again less than I think it does for normal enemies). Rot, frost, poison can all be be applied at the same time but that becomes a gearing ordeal and probably a dps loss if it's not as easy as weapon art->switch -> weapon art. He's not bad by any stretch he's just nowhere near the celing and even raider can contribute more to team dps by just shutting down the boss's movment much more often.
Anonymous No.534120085
>>534119650
stop beating around the bush and queue as recluse buddy
Anonymous No.534120121 >>534120342
>>534114842
Finally someone who knows the score!
Anonymous No.534120136
>>534118695
chat wtf
Anonymous No.534120225 >>534120506
GG Ironeye and Wylder
I played like shit, my pillar is always getting in the way when I need it to stagger the boss.
Doesn't matter though. Easy stomp.
Anonymous No.534120342 >>534128258
>>534120121
>I don't care but I'll bankroll them anyway
Shabbat Shalom.
Anonymous No.534120383 >>534120698
>>534119420
Option 1
>one jeet is trying to scam his way into credits
Option 2
>one of the jeets can't even make a grunting noise
Option 3
>they used a human to make the bird noise
Anonymous No.534120506 >>534120597 >>534128270
>>534120225
GG
You did well.
Easy stomp for sure.
Anonymous No.534120567 >>534120886
>>534119906
cant i eated it all
Anonymous No.534120597 >>534120864
>>534120506
Unironically, I decided to take on BB in the basement because I was getting bored as shit with how easy this game was.
No Regrets
Anonymous No.534120698
>>534120383
I was guessing they did one guys voice for like promo material before they actually recorded his dialog
Anonymous No.534120737 >>534128270
>executioner pings gaol and forgets he doesnt have a key like in the trailer
>raider ragequits immediately like a bitch
>still get to level 15 with gaols done and an easy fulghor
lmao
people who ragequit over soul like that are bitches
Anonymous No.534120864
>>534120597
We were lacking dps at that point.
But that doesn't matter now GG.
Anonymous No.534120883
>>534117901
What does "dressed" mean in hamburger terms?
Anonymous No.534120886
>>534120567
haha fatty
Anonymous No.534120946
>>534117901
>ugly
>disgusting
>fat
>talentless
raider
Anonymous No.534121152
I want to hug a cat
Anonymous No.534121217 >>534121297 >>534121576
Meow
Anonymous No.534121235
>>534117901
>ranch
>2 main courses AND dessert
thats a yikers
Anonymous No.534121297 >>534121795
>>534121217
Does that mean you want me to hug you?
Anonymous No.534121576
>>534121217
*hugs n pets you first*
Anonymous No.534121768 >>534121915 >>534123246
gg anons, I don't think I've even been so geared for the first boss in the game
>Two hands of malenia
>dragon lightning spear
>Hand of Marika
>and several other gold weapons you both got as well
Anonymous No.534121795
>>534121297
Hisssss
Anonymous No.534121909
did anyone watch bingo brawlers when it was going? it was so comfy, would be fun if nightreign implemented some similar type of challenge system where you could do small randomized challenge objectives and get a little bonus for that run
Anonymous No.534121915
>>534121768
>hand of marika
Marika's hammer I mean, or whatever it was called
Anonymous No.534122118 >>534122330 >>534122412 >>534122883
>the designated katana user has very shit skillset
Why
Anonymous No.534122157
>>534107072
how are you playing seamless with randoms
Anonymous No.534122176 >>534128437
>>534114671
i knew raider was scandinavian, he sounds like my dad trying to speak english lmao
Anonymous No.534122330
>>534122118
it's somehow fitting for a man from the land of reeds who then became a crucible knight who then thought he was a painter due to trauma
His kit is all over the place just like his identity crisis. That doesn't mean it's any fun to play though.
Anonymous No.534122412
>>534122118
all his power budget is in him having a real Arc stat unlike every other nightfarer, and his ult which literally does everything
Anonymous No.534122883 >>534128437
>>534122118
lukewarm take: executor should just be able to sekiro parry with every katana
Anonymous No.534123149 >>534123313 >>534128437
please stop queueing dog if you aren't a retarded newfie who i can use for my own amusement
Anonymous No.534123154
Anonymous No.534123246
>>534121768
gg ironbro
Anonymous No.534123313 >>534123591
>>534123149
dog would be really fun if they doubled its health
Anonymous No.534123591 >>534128835
>>534123313
No that's called artificial difficulty.
Anonymous No.534123634 >>534123812
was there any need to make the dog relic a medium 2 effect one just because he's the "easiest" boss?
it's a good relic, but I struggle to use it because it has an empty slot, so wasteful...
Anonymous No.534123812
>>534123634
It's japanese inefficiency.
They're not German so they don't care that most remembrance and some boss drops are wasteful
Anonymous No.534123857 >>534124067 >>534124294 >>534124610 >>534124635 >>534126667 >>534128794
So here's my idea for a Nightreign fanfic:
Chapter 1: Wylder and Duchess have lots of sweet and cute incest sex.
Chapter 2: Wylder and Recluse have lots of sexy milf sex.
Chapter 3: Wylder corrects bratty Revenant.
Chapter 4: Duchess, Recluse, and Revenant go on an expedition together to fight Heolstor. Near the end of the fight, they discover that Heolstor is actually Wylder. They then end up having a foursome together. Through the power of love, Wylder is saved and then everyone gets to have a happy ending together. The end.
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.534124065 >>534124232
winged greathorn is pretty fun. 25% damage negation down is pretty big if you get both debuffs on the boss.
Anonymous No.534124067
>>534123857
love it, take my money
Anonymous No.534124232 >>534124814
>>534124065
does it swing faster than other weapons in its class? feels quick
Anonymous No.534124294 >>534124805
>>534123857
you'll never actually write it
Anonymous No.534124610
>>534123857
You're not gonna draw it
Anonymous No.534124635 >>534128794
>>534123857
>executor splits back into two people, the crucible knight and the painter, and then fucks himself
Anonymous No.534124762
>day 1 lag insane, Raider teleporting into the sky, crystallians exploding
>libra curse, we get runes
>Ironeye got Marais
>i get a godskin stitcher with thunderbolt
>Fulghor dies in stunlock hell, when he isn't just lagging
>Feel bad for Fulghor, he didn't land any phase 2 moves on us
Anonymous No.534124805
>>534124294
If I didn't have a job, I might have because I actually did write and post some smut on AO3 to pass time while I was unemployed.
Anonymous No.534124814
>>534124232
im testing it now and it seems like its about the same speed, if it is slightly faster, im not sure how effective it is if its this hard to tell.
Anonymous No.534124903 >>534125237
>giants
>BB in the basement
>Black Gargoyle on top

Is this the most cursed fucking settup?
Anonymous No.534124904 >>534125334
gg agpsisters
Anonymous No.534124968
imagine if the fanfic anons and the ao3 archive stuck around for the release of Nightreign
Anonymous No.534125237
>>534124903
Abandon the castle
Anonymous No.534125329
anyone have any dd2 tips for the act 3 boss
Anonymous No.534125334 >>534125795 >>534125918 >>534128835
what was Fromsoft thinking giving 6/8 the nightfarers shit vigor?
just played ironeye without my cheated vigor relics for the first time in forever and went down twice
>>534124904
c-can i join?
Anonymous No.534125735
>giants
i never fight these and would rather do field bosses
>BB in the basement
okay if tanky team level 9 or better
>Black Gargoyle on top
easier than loretta or draconic for sure. ulcerated tree spirit is the easiest for anyone who learned its moveset fighting 1,000,000 times in base elden ring and raiders remembrance
Anonymous No.534125785 >>534126035
chrisbros.... it's over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjthmagn54
Anonymous No.534125795 >>534128835
>>534125334
that was just Fromsoft agreeing with me that people over level the fuck out of big because they are COWARDS, a very pathetic thing to be, their penises should be served on microwaved plates to themselves
Anonymous No.534125918
>>534125334
nigga just dodge?
but yeah at the very least raiders are super carried by their character having both high STR and VIG with the only downside being their ult that is grief 9 out of 10 times
Anonymous No.534126035
>>534125785
this shit is so fucking gay
Anonymous No.534126667 >>534126928
>>534123857
>Wylder and Duchess have lots of sweet and cute incest sex.
there's 9 results of it where they explicitly have sex
>Wylder and Recluse have lots of sexy milf sex.
He fucks an entire settlement of Noxes but it never got finished
>Wylder corrects bratty Revenant.
ehh not really correction but she just helps him jerk off
>Duchess, Recluse, and Revenant go on an expedition together to fight Heolstor. Near the end of the fight, they discover that Heolstor is actually Wylder. They then end up having a foursome together.
Before the game fully launched someone made a fic where Duchess, Recluse and Wylder have a threesome

There should be more fics of Raider Fucking Ironeye senseless. It's always fuckin Wyldeye bullshit they dont even have that much good chemistry. I could stomach it if Duchess can watch her brother have sex with anyone else while she schlicks herself
>t. ao3 regular
Anonymous No.534126928 >>534127150 >>534128794
>>534126667
im self inserting
Anonymous No.534126973 >>534127107 >>534127313
Every time I use the raider ult, I regret it.
I think he's probably the best because his skill is really good and he can use greatbows or crossbows and he can swing axes or hammers fast if you need a fast weapon.
He's just very good. Wylder is ok too but only if you have adhd.
Anonymous No.534127107 >>534127314 >>534127442
>>534126973
ironeye and raider are probably top 2 with wylder being a close 3rd
Anonymous No.534127150 >>534127619
>>534126928
>self inserts as a doll used for sex
>a sex doll
>an inanimate object

tranny bros, what the fuck is happening. I tolerate you guys, but this is reaching the next level
Anonymous No.534127170
4.7k charged storm ruler!
Anonymous No.534127313
>>534126973
Raider ult has some great uses on fallingstar and fulghor that I've seen in webms but I've never seen it personally in a game, raider is legit nerfed by that ult otherwise
you can interrupt some shit certain bosses do with it at least
Anonymous No.534127314 >>534127386
>>534127107
But we have no magician type guy with vig. So I guess we can't cast spells.
I'm not gonna use the 3 sluts, they have no vig. If you can't take a hit you aren't alive.
Anonymous No.534127386
>>534127314
ok?
Anonymous No.534127442 >>534127697 >>534127825 >>534127825
>>534127107
yeah raider and ironeye are definitely overtuned, Wylder as well by a little. they are way too easy to play for how much they can do
Anonymous No.534127501
>PING PING PING PING PING PING
>teammates look at me
>Spinning Weapon/Oracle Bubble
ah i love doing this shit man
Anonymous No.534127612 >>534127779 >>534127787
>wanted to play guardian since I love tanking in games
>speak to him
>"SAAR"
>its over

Why the fuck would a Japanese company do this?
Anonymous No.534127619 >>534128794
>>534127150
also I connected my lovense to detect Wylder's alt
Anonymous No.534127647
>team mate repeatedly pings a FTH weapon with a shit passive even as I walk away
>already have six weapons with passives that work together
>it's also a holy weapon on fucking fulghor
nigger what the fuck is your problem
Anonymous No.534127697
>>534127442
wylder isn't overtuned even slightly
Anonymous No.534127779
>>534127612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garuda
Anonymous No.534127787 >>534128429 >>534132320
>>534127612
>Be racist
>"hmmm, how can I make very situation about race"
>Hey guys, "SAAR, SAAR, SAAR" lol
>This will be my personality for the next few years, until I find another race to target.
Anonymous No.534127825 >>534128250
>>534127442
>>534127442
I've never seen anyone kill shit as fast as some of these melee ironeyes that play glass-cannon and luck into a perfect kit
But then again, i guess they also have to not die in 1 or 2 hits
Anonymous No.534127957 >>534128302 >>534128679
which characters are actually weak though?
how should they be helped?
Anonymous No.534128208
I look like the demi human swordsman irl but I deserve a gf that looks like Duchess
Anonymous No.534128250
>>534127825
somehow doubt that will ever be "balanced" or changed given i've never even seen one of those in the wild(randoms matches)
Anonymous No.534128258
>>534120342
I didn't say that though
Anonymous No.534128270
>>534120506
Based gif
>>534120737
Do not post my wife here
Anonymous No.534128302 >>534128492
>>534127957
make guardian a woman with larege breasts
Anonymous No.534128429
>>534127787
blatant saar melty
Anonymous No.534128437
>>534122176
what scandi are you
>>534122883
stfu>>534123149
Anonymous No.534128492
>>534128302
cant do that because that'll be the STR/INT nightfarer
Anonymous No.534128679 >>534129359
>>534127957
Weak characters are just hardmode. Strong characters are baby's first souls mode. Neither needs to be changed.
Anonymous No.534128754 >>534129230 >>534129653 >>534129970 >>534130132 >>534130135
I thought we were doing pretty good, but we only ended up level 12 by day 3 and we ended up getting wrecked by the boss.
Was my route shit?
Anonymous No.534128794
>>534123857
Hot. Great ideas.
>>534124635
No.
>>534126928
>>534127619
Hot.
Anonymous No.534128835
>>534123591
Correct. Something this company is very familiar with.
>>534125334
>>534125795
No refunds.
Anonymous No.534128962
where are the cute girls
Anonymous No.534129230 >>534131657
>>534128754
>no gaols
found the problem
Anonymous No.534129359 >>534129548
>>534128679
it's a co-op game though so playing a weak character is griefing your team
Anonymous No.534129453
Alright Im queing to this new thing before it leaves the queue, be warned im new, all I know it's stormruler 3.0
Anonymous No.534129478
GG Recluse and Revenant. I forgot how powerful the Ruin Greatsword's weapon art was. That was fun to use. Thanks for the drop.
Anonymous No.534129548
>>534129359
Yes, that's part of the fun for me when I play the weak characters, you easy mode fags could use some sandbagging. Dont like it? Play solo.
Anonymous No.534129653 >>534131657
>>534128754
>23 rescued
that's a lot of time you could have been doing other things, like killing more than 10 total bosses
Anonymous No.534129826 >>534130054 >>534130423
I'd like it if recluse got a buff to her cocktail ability, it's so slow and a lot of them never feel worth casting for any reason besides clearing for more residues.
Anonymous No.534129970 >>534130132 >>534131657
>>534128754
level 12 is fine, maybe some on your team werent comfortable with heolstor?
loadout on raider looks like complete shit though
did you miss any red bosses? the one on top of castle?
if possible do evergaols as well because they're a lot of easy runes. open chests in cathedrals and forts, in golem/trumpet cathedrals you may need to climb up, then you could've done the evergaol at level 2 unless you got unlucky and no key.
also try doing caves
Anonymous No.534129971
>>534117901
Eat a salad fatass
t. fatass who’s losing weight
Anonymous No.534130054
>>534129826
If you or someone else has any source of fire to get it started, triple fire is braindead-easy to melt erdtree avatar and ulcerated tree spirit with since they take so much fire damage.
And once you cast it one time, the ground ticks afterwards let you continuously absorb to spam cast it again and again
Anonymous No.534130132 >>534131657
>>534128754
>>534129970
their routing makes me think they were doing a remembrance in the southwest side of the map?
also why didn't they kill the piss easy miranda flower / black knife assassin in the northwest corner?
theres also a dragonkin or gargoyle in the northern part of the map they should have killed
this had to be a troll run. they basically skipped every boss
Anonymous No.534130135 >>534131657
>>534128754
>didnt path to the merchant village at south
you can buy a smithing stone, a stonekey, talismans and maybe passives there, you were really close to it as well and never went to it
Anonymous No.534130241 >>534130357 >>534130447 >>534130746 >>534130802 >>534130942 >>534130976 >>534134608 >>534134873
Why are there so many revenants and so few duchess and recluse players in erg?
Don't tell me you're really playing a character just because of their visual theme or because you """identify""" with them, right? That'd be pretty cringe...
Anonymous No.534130357
>>534130241
Duchess isn't fun to me and I like faith casting
I also want to lick her feet
Anonymous No.534130423
>>534129826
I'd like it if recluse got my cock in her mouth
Anonymous No.534130447 >>534130620
>>534130241
retard
Anonymous No.534130603
Is there a way to knock the training dummy off the cliff? I've been teying tor awhile
Anonymous No.534130620
>>534130447
uhh ohh troony got caught
Anonymous No.534130746
>>534130241
I like summons, games feel lonely without them
Anonymous No.534130747 >>534134543
Need to beat this stupid fish on every character but my main for my logs queue up gang
Anonymous No.534130802 >>534131972 >>534133817 >>534134608
>>534130241
>Don't tell me you're really playing a character just because of their visual theme or because you """identify""" with them, right?
That's the only reason I pick anything desu.
Also Revenant is hot as fuck while Duchess is a standard issue white woman and Recluse looks like a grocery store auntie from behind.
Anonymous No.534130935
lootkino
Anonymous No.534130942
>>534130241
Incantations >>>>>>> Sorcery
I never get seals on Recluse
Anonymous No.534130976
>>534130241
when the DLC gives us a relic that lets Recluse start with a seal instead of a gay wizard stick then I'll play her more
Anonymous No.534131043 >>534131185 >>534131875
geeg
ice dragon die dragon
Anonymous No.534131185
>>534131043
gg
Anonymous No.534131218 >>534131389 >>534131413
Does no one use the password anymore?
Anonymous No.534131389
>>534131218
i played a few randoms tonight because it was taking more than 10-15 mins to fill
Anonymous No.534131413
>>534131218
game's been out a while, tons of people have played it to their end. it'll get slower and slower as time goes on until patches or new everdarks roll around.
Anonymous No.534131439
holy shit... the ultimate CE kino...
Anonymous No.534131657 >>534138386
>>534129230
I don't think any of us had any keys and if the other two did they didn't mark any gaols on the way.
>>534129653
Unfortunately I think half of those deaths were me, and a lot of them came from the final boss. He kept doing his charge move which would just instantly demolish me and I was never prepared for it.
>>534129970
On day 1 I tried to go through all the camps I could. I was going to go for the large fort, but I didn't think we'd make it before the rains hit, so I just took us to the castle. We cleared the bottom boss and all but one of the trolls though. Never got the top boss.
I'd always heard you want to stay away from camps on day 2, so I tried to lead us through all the red bosses.
Level 12 might be fine but our damage seemed really bad and I in particular seemed to be dying extremely fast.
>>534130132
No remembrances. Neither of the other two stepped up and started marking stuff, so I was playing pathfinder. I'm not that great at the game, honestly so I don't like doing it, but if nobody else steps up what am I to do?
Also, we didn't kill the Black Knife in the northwest corner because the rains were on us at that point. I saw the health bar pop up as I ran past and I debated turning around, but again the rains were already over her. Don't know what dragonkin/gargoyle you're referring to.
>>534130135
I always confuse the icon for the military camp icon honestly, so I ignored it. The revenant did go there though.
Anonymous No.534131673 >>534131875 >>534132101
Genuinely what the fuck are you guys doing on Guardian that makes him feel bad to play? Like can I get a play by play of how you use him? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.534131875
>>534131673
i don't think he feels bad to play
see my weapons here >>534131043
you throw your shield away and instead get two halbards and start jump attacking :)
Anonymous No.534131972
>>534130802
>Recluse looks like a grocery store auntie from behind.
What?
Anonymous No.534132101 >>534132739 >>534133607
>>534131673
>Genuinely what the fuck are you guys doing on Guardian that makes him feel bad to play?
Having allies that somehow manage to do even less damage than me playing guardian, or allies that die faster than your ult is up to revive them.
You can maybe pull a clutch moment with him if your team has an unfortunate moment or your team is a little bad, but if your teammates are truly terrible he's the worst pick because you can't even just buckle up and dps shit down yourself.
Your roll is utter shit and almost anything that is actually threatening in the game anyway will have damage or status types to chip you through your shield faster than your underwhelming damage will kill them in trios scaling.
Anonymous No.534132320 >>534134769
>>534127787
>be racist
>save the human race from becoming india
>don't play Guardian (save Elden Ring Nightreign fanbase from losing their runs)
Saar?
Anonymous No.534132512
Anonymous No.534132593
1/3 Everdark Fulghor
Anonymous No.534132617
>play duos with random gaolchaser
>hit every single gaol possible
>still dies a lot
Anonymous No.534132739 >>534133607
>>534132101
There's no point in replying with a serious answer.
There's beens a thousand posts nearly verbatim of that in this general but for some reason people still defend the Wending Grace with legs.
Anonymous No.534132879 >>534133964
Anonymous No.534132910 >>534134974
Tried playing Libra
It sucks that Everdark queues are 1,000% easier because your teammates are better
>tried fighting gargoyle
neither of my melee teammates had a strike weapon
we couldn't do the gaol because Guardian decided to aggro it
We had Noklateo, but I doubt they knew the route anyways
Anonymous No.534132974
>>534075505
>Are you sure you didn't simply just get better and the game FEELS easier by comparison?
100% sure. you used to have to dodge or juke ranged enemies like the golems. now they miss 100% of the time as long as you keep moving. if you played on release you would have at least remembered radahn and how at the start you had to dodge the arrows as he shoots at you as you run to him, now you can just run to the side and they miss. The same AI that changed radahns arrow shot AI affected the entire game. Also look at limgrave before margit, there is a wild strikes scarab, on release that was a trap because the ballista would shoot at you from that far away
Anonymous No.534133451 >>534134045
Can we circle the conversation back to Guardian's VA?
Anonymous No.534133607 >>534134549 >>534138149
>>534132101
>>534132739
The secret to Guardian is to drop the shield when you load in and just equip regular str or quality weapons you do plenty of damage.
The shield just doesn't work in Nightreign, unless they make Guardian's shield reflect damage relic scale with his shield and do like 200-300-400 etc damage then it just doesn't work. As it stands the reflect does less than 100.

>But why not play Raider if you're not using the shield?
Guardian's skill is nice for CC during day 1/2 and Guardian's ult is a free ress on a short cooldown. Make sure you have a post damage restore relic equipped and you can commit to some pretty silly attacks and come out at the same health of 95% what you had vs you doing literally nothing with a shield.

There's also no diversity with Guardian shield playstyle, you run the charged halberd attacks generate storm and yes this makes Guardian do the most posture damage in the game by a mile and guarantees you aggro despite you doing low damage but you're forced into using halberds and nothing else.
Shield Guardian is also useless on literally every Nightlord.
Anonymous No.534133738 >>534133836 >>534134030 >>534134874 >>534134985 >>534135561
>5 minutes between posts
>1/3 in erg password for the last 20 minutes
Sad to see ERG lose interest, but Maris turned out to be really disappointing so that's not much of a surprise.
Anonymous No.534133817
gg recluse and duchess

hope the heals helped

>>534130802
I like playing rev because she has a standard elden ring playstyle with no gimmicks. Any weapon is viable (or equally bad), you can cast any spell, and you just roll like normal and try not to get hit.
Anonymous No.534133836 >>534134030
>>534133738
i've also been at 1/3, guess we all blocked each other
Anonymous No.534133907 >>534133964
Anonymous No.534133964 >>534134104
>>534132879
>>534133907
i look like this
Anonymous No.534134030 >>534135561
>>534133738
>>534133836
ive been wanting to match with yys again since i havent played with her in a month
im scared she blocked me :(
Anonymous No.534134045
>>534133451
What is there to talk about?
>I hate Indians!
ok...?
Anonymous No.534134096 >>534134256 >>534134416 >>534134507
So raider like inferior to wylder?
Anonymous No.534134104 >>534134580
>>534133964
show yourself
Anonymous No.534134256
>>534134096
like no dude
Anonymous No.534134416
>>534134096
raider does everything better
pick up a shield and youll barely need flasks
wylder gets better ash of war drops
raider doesnt really need them though
Anonymous No.534134507 >>534134890
>>534134096
Wylder might have good scaling with big weapons, but he's way worse with them than Raider due to not having a skill that instantly recharges his stamina bar.
Anonymous No.534134543
>>534130747
I look like that
Anonymous No.534134549 >>534137274
>>534133607
That's still just a far worse raider in many ways.
Anything threatening that guardian's character skill ccs, raider just presses r1 on and infinitely stagger-locks. He has the rolls to actually dodge shit, retaliate to actually block AND stagger shit, and then one or two colossals rapidly pick up teammates anyway if need-be.
Having far more damage and objectively better defenses(roll and retaliate) aside from a bit of base stats is way better than just having a way to pick up 3-bars that likely aren't contributing shit or are gonna just die again anyway.
Anonymous No.534134580 >>534134782
>>534134104
I really, really like this webm. Mind if I save it?
Anonymous No.534134608
>>534130241
That’s quite the faggoty assumption for you to make
>>534130802
>‘hos poster has good taste
I love you *kiss*
Anonymous No.534134630
Shame the banished knight halberd is such a rare drop and is a common weapon too, It's my favorite weapon in Elden Ring
Anonymous No.534134769
>>534132320
What’s insane exactly? Why are jeets like this?
Anonymous No.534134782 >>534135138
>>534134580
yes, I give you permission to save that webm
Anonymous No.534134873
>>534130241
the amount of aggro this post got is quite telling
Anonymous No.534134874 >>534135120
>>534133738
everdark caligo also looks pretty dumb

only libra, doggo, and the new game mode can save us
Anonymous No.534134890 >>534135051 >>534135157 >>534135336
>>534134507
Raider has a skill that instantly recharges his stamina bar?
Anonymous No.534134903
Yay Wylder and Raider
Sorry for dying on day 1. Also I'm mad I was getting tons of incant buffs... that would end up being useless during the boss
Anonymous No.534134919
wylders scaling are actually pretty shit
get an antspur rapier if possible and poke boss
Anonymous No.534134974
>>534132910
Sex with girls who look like that and do that
Anonymous No.534134985
>>534133738
yup. don’t know where we go from here but hopefully it communicates a very poignant message to from.
Anonymous No.534135019 >>534135259 >>534135336 >>534135357
Anonymous No.534135051 >>534135157 >>534135336 >>534135337
>>534134890
If you're out of stamina, the moment you get 1 stamina you can use Retaliate and landing the punch instantly refills the whole bar whether it was empowered or not.
Landing just the initial stompy bit refills about half the bar.
Anonymous No.534135120
>>534134874
Don't post 'ui while coping please.
Anonymous No.534135138 >>534135340 >>534135475
>>534134782
those books suck dick not sure why people like them
Anonymous No.534135157 >>534135336 >>534135337 >>534135379
>>534134890
>>534135051
The passive also increases his max stamina by 20% when hit during retaliate, which is huge.
Anonymous No.534135259 >>534135289 >>534135340
>>534135019
Hello. I like this webm very much. May I please save it?
Anonymous No.534135289 >>534135519
>>534135259
I already saved it from them without asking
Anonymous No.534135332 >>534135898
kick stagger
https://files.catbox.moe/wito1u.webm
Anonymous No.534135336
>>534135019
holy moly
>>534135157
>>534135051
>>534134890
theres also a relic that boosts damage after using the skill
Anonymous No.534135337
>>534135051
Interesting. I never noticed.

>>534135157
What? What is the passive? And how long does the max stamina increase? I never noticed the stamina bar going up.
Anonymous No.534135340
>>534135138
yeah I don't really like them either

>>534135259
yes you may
Anonymous No.534135357
>>534135019
Is this the only cat on the planet that likes taking a shower…?
Anonymous No.534135379
>>534135157
Assuming you're getting hit while using retaliate, Yea. and if you stack that same relic effect with the "taking hits improves attack power" effect, he gets 10% + 15% more attack damage with anything he does. for a while after being hit.
Anonymous No.534135475 >>534135543
>>534135138
Shalom, Rabbi
Anonymous No.534135516 >>534135898
Anonymous No.534135519 >>534135591
>>534135289
delete it right now you BITCH
Anonymous No.534135520 >>534135669 >>534135698 >>534135740
le cookies are ready :)
Anonymous No.534135526 >>534135634 >>534135646
geeg
J E L L Y F I S H
Anonymous No.534135543 >>534135616 >>534135639
>>534135475
How
Anonymous No.534135561 >>534136556
>>534134030
>>534133738
I have just been busy and eepy
depending on when you play it can be harder to catch me, everyone has their preferred hours..
I have one person blocked and its a cheater
Anonymous No.534135587
>dog queue
>wylder
>get godfrey axe first half of day 1
>drop it at the next poi we get to (poison ruins)
>teammates spend the next day and a half trying to get me to pick it back up
Anonymous No.534135591
>>534135519
And I already sent it to people
Anonymous No.534135605 >>534135847 >>534136080
GG vs Squid m8ies!
Anonymous No.534135616
>>534135543
idk, I just like being antisemetic
Anonymous No.534135634 >>534136817
>>534135526
cute flower doll
Anonymous No.534135639
>>534135543
shut the fuck up you retard
Anonymous No.534135646
>>534135526
gg le fishe
Anonymous No.534135669
>>534135520
le blocklist is ready :)
(you're likely already on it)
Anonymous No.534135698 >>534135793 >>534135797 >>534135804
>>534135520
what are "post-damage" attacks? I never figured that out. I just ignore those relics, because I don't know what they mean.
Anonymous No.534135740
>>534135520
This is literally impossible to roll idiot
Anonymous No.534135793 >>534135919
>>534135698
get hit and you can refill your hp you lost from the most recent taken hit by hitting back enough within the next ~5 seconds
it's the bloodborne/malenia rune effect.
Anonymous No.534135797 >>534135919
>>534135698
after you get hit your HP bar stays a lighter shade of red and the attacks you deal during that time refills a percentage of your HP bar per attack. like bloodborne. it's incredibly good.

*dodges ur jellybeam*
Anonymous No.534135804 >>534135919
>>534135698
When you take damage, some of your healthbar stays with a pink bar, of you hit an enemy before the pink bar disappears, you gain that health back
Anonymous No.534135847 >>534135913 >>534135928
>>534135605
who is this semen demen?
Anonymous No.534135898
>>534135516
>>534135332
How come Mush gets two girlfriends...
Anonymous No.534135913 >>534136020 >>534136080 >>534137128
>>534135847
Stuck in League of Legends.
Anonymous No.534135919
>>534135804
>>534135797
>>534135793
Oh, ok. Thanks. I might have to try it out.
Anonymous No.534135920
きみみたいに
きれいな女の子が
どうして泣いてるの
きみみたいに
すてきな女の子は
どこにもいないのに
Anonymous No.534135928
>>534135847
that's pure gyaru, isn't it
Anonymous No.534136020
>>534135913
The first woke (jewish) League champ
Anonymous No.534136054 >>534136556
can a girl give me attention, please
Anonymous No.534136067 >>534136178 >>534138675
Yys started playing duchess now so I can finally start using Revenant again when playing with Mush!
Anonymous No.534136080 >>534136345
>>534135605
>>534135913
All League girls are wasted on that dogshit game
Anonymous No.534136178 >>534136601
>>534136067
I will move off revenant if you try to pick it with me lol
I don't like thinking about seal and incantation passive allocation
Anonymous No.534136208 >>534136453
what does sex feel like, erg?
Anonymous No.534136345 >>534136495 >>534137532
>>534136080
League is fun
Anonymous No.534136453
>>534136208
great
Anonymous No.534136495
>>534136345
No it's not
Anonymous No.534136556 >>534136642
>>534135561
>I have one person blocked and its a cheater
umm,, pretty rude for you to single out Dante like that
>>534136054
I look like Joel Embiid. is that good enough for you?
Anonymous No.534136601 >>534136696 >>534136836 >>534136857 >>534137532
>>534136178
I'm stupid and just spent an entire game grabbing charged incsntation buffs
And then replaced my lightning spear with discus of light right before the Night 2 boss
I did not think that through
Anonymous No.534136642
>>534136556
if you don't have the thousand-yard stare, we could make it work
Anonymous No.534136696
>>534136601
it happens, non-charged is harder to gear for and sometimes I just opt to carry a charge and uncharged incant both
Anonymous No.534136817 >>534136996
>>534135634
the cute ironeye gave me legendary flowers
#swooning #romantic
Anonymous No.534136836 >>534137618
>>534136601
go cut yourself until you feel properly sorry
Anonymous No.534136857
>>534136601
You nincompoop
Anonymous No.534136882
whole squad full of killas
fuck it ima killa too
Anonymous No.534136996
>>534136817
A new erg couple blossoms
Anonymous No.534137107
gg anons,
I usually dont check super auger because that fight sucks (and it still does) but fucked up and did it on accident
Thanks for making that boring boss better, you both were great
Anonymous No.534137128
>>534135913
Do you look like this?
Anonymous No.534137151 >>534137370
GG horse
Anonymous No.534137274 >>534138785
>>534134549
Now you're just being dishonest and shitposting instead of seeking actual discussion, I'm disappointed in you anon. /v/ is right over there.
Anonymous No.534137276
rape rape rape rape rape
Anonymous No.534137370
>>534137151
horse gg
Anonymous No.534137468 >>534137525
List of troons so that I can block them?
Anonymous No.534137525
>>534137468
san francisco, california
Anonymous No.534137532
>>534136345
Die.
>>534136601
Rya my beloved…
Anonymous No.534137543 >>534137658
List of cuties so that I can add them?
Anonymous No.534137615
>>534103827
What a chad.
Anonymous No.534137618 >>534138159
>>534136836
Why would I feel sorry, we won
Anonymous No.534137658
>>534137543
me
Anonymous No.534137749 >>534137890 >>534139765
Anonymous No.534137890 >>534138201
>>534137749
Why is there something heavy leaving a big trail in the middle?
Anonymous No.534137925 >>534138141 >>534139037 >>534139319 >>534139984
>>534072894 (OP)
>Control + f "PSN"

ZERO RESULTS

The age of an era hath endeth
Anonymous No.534138141
>>534137925
We’re playing bb
Anonymous No.534138149
>>534133607
>Give shield a 99% Elemental Guard boost
>Make relic abilities that rely on taking damage function on block
>Allow Guardian's guard counters to work with spears/great spears
I'm cool with his dodge roll being shit, but there is ZERO excuse for his shield to take as much chip damage as it does with Elemental attacks, even with passive skills that boost his guarding ability.
Anonymous No.534138159
>>534137618
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.534138201 >>534150525
>>534137890
That is indeed the joke, anon
Anonymous No.534138217
Just started queueing with the ERG password today, sometimes checking the thread after finishing fulghor. Haven't seen anyone posting after beating the boss. Does having another password impact the odds? I assume the erg pool is smaller
Anonymous No.534138386
>>534131657
>No keys
They exist in Keeps and Cathedrals, jfc.
Anonymous No.534138492
>playing recluse
>revenant player gets legendary staff
>they three bar during bosses phase 1
2 games in a row this happened different player playing rev.
Anonymous No.534138675
>>534136067
Are you his Revenant gf too?
Anonymous No.534138726 >>534139178
I want to die
Anonymous No.534138785 >>534139754
>>534137274
I was being 100% serious and did not mean that specifically as any personal attack against guardian or guardian players.
I genuinely wish he actually did damage and was effective in the playstyle that you are heavily suggested to play him in as dictated by his relic passives, character passive, and weapon moveset instead of having to play him as worse version of other character(s) that are already in the game.
His kit and suggested playstyle as it is right now would be perfectly fine in a solo game that's also not on a timer, where you can the same end result playing in a methodical and reactive way rather than an active and aggressive way, but that game isn't Nightreign.
Anonymous No.534139037 >>534139984
>>534137925
>He fell for the console meme.
Everyone told you PC was the way to go.
Anonymous No.534139178 >>534139359
>>534138726
what's wrong anon? wanna talk about it?
Anonymous No.534139194
fish down, gg
I always enjoy helping people get their first time kill on a boss. I feel like I've been doing a lot of Augur lately to make that happen.
Anonymous No.534139319
>>534137925
You cant just keep reposting this. Every thread of like the past 15 threads, the era ended, get over it already.
Anonymous No.534139359 >>534140995
>>534139178
yes but also no at the same time
Anonymous No.534139754 >>534140119
>>534138785
Executor kinda has this same problem. Like 90% of the match consists of a boss/looting rush to become strong and kill the end boss.
Using a deflect tool that removes your weapon buffs can be a spectacle, yea, but it always just feels like a waste of time compared to simply rolling hits and rapidly hitting things with whatever dex/arcane status stick you have that works best on whatever you're currently fighting.
But then you have to ask yourself:
"If i'm going to use dex weapons and ignore the deflect mechanic, and this passive is useless 99% of the time, why not just play ironeye instead, who has his own build-in status effect that debuffs for more damage, PROCS for a ton of damage, and nothing in the game has a resistance to?"
Anonymous No.534139765
>>534137749
I kneel...
Anonymous No.534139817 >>534140235
Anonymous No.534139984
>>534137925
Truth.
>>534139037
Some people enjoy not interacting with Russians/Chinese and getting their saves bricked
Anonymous No.534140047 >>534140286
Anonymous No.534140119
>>534139754
The trick to Executor is that deflect into Guard Counter does a ton of posture damage.
Outside of that I just pick Executor for his stats when I want to use certain weapons.
Anonymous No.534140147 >>534140968 >>534141164 >>534151510
Please for the love of god, if you bring a friend into the /erg/ games ping the fucking point you are aiming for.
Jesus Christ when I see two players run off in the exact direction with no point on the map, am I just supposed to go fuck myself?
Fuck me my guy, I'm not in the discord call
Anonymous No.534140235
>>534139817
>Looming in the background and not on top of your body clawing and screaming at you or choking you.
Larper artist never encountered a sleep paralysis demon.
Anonymous No.534140242
But I see all.
Anonymous No.534140263 >>534140542
remember to level vigor!
Anonymous No.534140286 >>534140427
>>534140047
You won't believe me. But I literally just turned on longcat's song, when I click back on the thread and see your image.
Anonymous No.534140427 >>534140575 >>534140582 >>534140696 >>534142223 >>534147276
>>534140286
I believe you because no one would pretend to use foobar in 2025
Anonymous No.534140527
>remember to level vigor!
what's the matter pussy?
Anonymous No.534140542
>>534140263
holy hell I did not notice your insane hp, nice
Anonymous No.534140575 >>534147276
>>534140427
>setraposting in erg
Dangerously based
Anonymous No.534140582 >>534140721
>>534140427
lol, I'm on my old computer. I don't have a fancy music player on my new computer. I just us VLC now, because I'm too lazy to discover a better one.
Anonymous No.534140696 >>534140910
>>534140427
I use foobar in 2025.
Anonymous No.534140721 >>534149457
>>534140582
I think that's the only khemri tv image I have saved
Anonymous No.534140910 >>534141039 >>534141146 >>534149457
>>534140696
I don't think it's necessarily bad, just outdated
Anonymous No.534140930 >>534141039
>I use foobar in 2025.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ONp30xd_BYE
i dont
Anonymous No.534140968 >>534147492
>>534140147
Shut up. I'm not letting you listen to my gf. Now revive us faggot.
Anonymous No.534140995 >>534141167
>>534139359
you are a woman
Anonymous No.534141039 >>534141167
>>534140910
I won't lie I tend to use Spotify, even youtube because I want artists I enjoy to get viewcounts and a chance to be seen by others, but I still love me bespoke music player on my desktop.
>>534140930
If you haven't been to an underground rave where they play music like this, you need to go.
Anonymous No.534141089 >>534141280
I want to have a loving happy relationship with Melina
Anonymous No.534141146 >>534141909
>>534140910
What exactly dates a media player these days? Back in the day, it was all about codex support. If windows didn't support the codex of the file, you had to go seek a program that does. But nowadays, it seems anything you use supports all file types.

I think I only got foobar back in the day, because I was going through a chiptune phase, and wanted to play some video game files. Which required some uncommon plugins only found on winamp and foobar.
Anonymous No.534141164
>>534140147
the game has been solved for a while now. by this point you should just know instinctually what the next best move is just from looking at the map. good teams are just in sync like that.
your solution, as always, is git gud
Anonymous No.534141167
>>534140995
I am not

>>534141039
I use spotify now too, who fucking cares anymore
Anonymous No.534141280
>>534141089
I want to have a loving abusive relationship with Melina
Anonymous No.534141352 >>534141550 >>534141589 >>534141905
>dormant power helps discover [weapon class]
Damn, this is great.

>guardian: decrease vigor by 6 but increase FTH by 38 and Mind by 22
What the fuck is this tradeoff.
>still more HP than Wylder
>but with more FTH and MND than Revenant and Recluse
>and with the biggest stamina bar in the game
Anonymous No.534141550 >>534141795
>>534141352
its a new dormant power?
Anonymous No.534141589 >>534141795
>>534141352
Wait, where are the stats changes numbers of then new relics
Anonymous No.534141663 >>534141701 >>534141760
I hope my liver gives out soon
Anonymous No.534141701 >>534141891
>>534141663
Retard
Anonymous No.534141741 >>534142308
I imagine most stat change relic effects are gonna be bad with a couple being good, those ironeye ones seem terrible
Anonymous No.534141760 >>534141891
>>534141663
buy some bourbon if you're itching to speedrun your way to the hospital
Anonymous No.534141795
>>534141589
In the doc.
>>534141550
It's from the depths mode that still wasn't released.
Anonymous No.534141802 >>534142180
wow lot of foobarfags here lmao
Anonymous No.534141818 >>534142019
>guardian: decrease vigor by 6 but increase FTH by 38 and Mind by 22
What the fuck is this tradeoff.
refers to scaling and FP not the stats
Anonymous No.534141891 >>534141963
>>534141701
don't be like that madison
>>534141760
I'm drunk right now
Anonymous No.534141905
>>534141352
gonna hog all the seals now
Anonymous No.534141906
2/3 erg
PC
all bosses
Anonymous No.534141909
>>534141146
I got foobar for similar reasons. Not because I was into chiptune specifically, but old video game soundtracks that were only available in m3u format or something. You could convert certain files to mp3, which I would do to put on my ipod or mp3 player or phone. Such a thing of the past now, man.
Anonymous No.534141963 >>534142176
>>534141891
not drunk enough
Anonymous No.534142019
>>534141818
???
Anonymous No.534142176 >>534142281 >>534147850 >>534149457
>>534141963
I already did one stint in the psych ward, not keen to do another
Anonymous No.534142180
>>534141802
Yeah, but some of us are using foobar for good instead of evil.
Anonymous No.534142181 >>534142363
>Duchess obliterates uber metis even though her skill is useless
>raider and guardian have the hardest time because of fp bar or because they're way too slow to escape the waves
ugh screw him, i'll learn caligo to prepare for the ed unstead
Anonymous No.534142223 >>534142352
>>534140427
???
what else is there? foobar is just the goat
Anonymous No.534142237 >>534142336 >>534142406 >>534142442 >>534142538 >>534142987 >>534143441
DLC MAPS LEAKED
Anonymous No.534142274
I love when randoms get mad
Anonymous No.534142281 >>534142560
>>534142176
that liver ain't gonna wreck itself get to chuggin
Anonymous No.534142308
>>534141741
The Executor one seems insanely good.
>-3 vigor
>around 15% more Dexterity
>fucking 50% more Arcane

The Ironeye ones are probably ass because he's already good by default.
Anonymous No.534142336 >>534142538
>>534142237
Post the one with dragon land
Anonymous No.534142352 >>534142463 >>534147393
>>534142223
Anon's point is probably that there's no point in using a bespoke media player when most music you want is on some platform or another.
Anonymous No.534142363
>>534142181
>or because they're way too slow to escape the waves
Everyone has the same run speed, and everyone swings Storm Ruler with the same animations?
If anything they have more stamina than her so they can surge sprint longer.
Anonymous No.534142406 >>534142537
>>534142237
>birdseye telescope is still there
Anonymous No.534142408 >>534143121 >>534143414
Is it cheating to CE in a medium/small single relic that's literally a worse version of other relics i have
Anonymous No.534142442
>>534142237
looks familiar
Anonymous No.534142463
>>534142352
that's dumb. streaming and local library play are two different use cases
Anonymous No.534142537
>>534142406
it actually has a use in NR if it lets you see field bosses or variable objectives/events from really far away
Anonymous No.534142538 >>534143189
>>534142336
>>534142237
yfw from software would never be based enough to do this
Anonymous No.534142560 >>534142681 >>534147850
>>534142281
way ahead of you buddy
Anonymous No.534142681 >>534142815
>>534142560
now buy some more
Anonymous No.534142815 >>534147850
>>534142681
three is enough to fuck me up, but thanks
Anonymous No.534142947 >>534143682
BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS
DLC MAPS LEAKED
BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS BIG NEWS
Anonymous No.534142967
GG on fish, bad start for me but managed to clutch at the end. Btw I had a grace in my inventory that's why I didn't heal at the end so we were safe.
Anonymous No.534142987
>>534142237
it's full of rot swamp right? that'd be kino
Anonymous No.534143005
sorry for that ED auger, it was my first time so i had no idea what was going on at first
t. ironeye
ps thanks for the carry duchess and fuck you for bailing guardian
Anonymous No.534143039 >>534143209 >>534151190
I want to die
Anonymous No.534143121 >>534143336
>>534142408
no, you can use CE to generate dogshit relics, you're just not allowed to make ones better than mine (or roll ones better than mine, for that matter)
Anonymous No.534143189
>>534142538
This is cool as fuck until you realize you’d have to fight more ancient dragons
Anonymous No.534143209
>>534143039
me too
Anonymous No.534143336
>>534143121
bro is never going to let it go that he can't play with most of erg now because he cheated too obviously.
Anonymous No.534143383
long ago, when I was just a boy
so alone then, last of my kind in the world
Anonymous No.534143414
>>534142408
>is it cheating to cheat
Your brain on melanin.
Anonymous No.534143441
>>534142237
Very well made edit. Fooled me until I zoomed in to check it out.
Anonymous No.534143682 >>534143873 >>534147276 >>534148029
>>534142947
im a lil retarded but the thumbnail looked like a womb getting pumped up with semen
Anonymous No.534143873
>>534143682
I saw it too.
Anonymous No.534143923 >>534149457
wow I am really drunk tonight
Anonymous No.534144057
Anonymous No.534144172 >>534149457
Anonymous No.534144301 >>534149457
Anonymous No.534144617 >>534145042
Presented without comment.
Anonymous No.534144825 >>534145985 >>534147654
Psbros you gotta try these chalice dungeons again
Anonymous No.534145042 >>534145313
>>534144617
I dont know if this is supposed to be racist or something but damn that looks good as fuck, I would demolish that plate
Anonymous No.534145093
Anonymous No.534145212
>stop getting matches for a while
>all recent screenshots/clips are of cheaters or augur fights
Well that explains that.
Anonymous No.534145313
>>534145042
>he doesn't know about the king
I bet you don't even know how he gets out
Anonymous No.534145429 >>534145545 >>534145924
i never play executor...
>no gg in the thread
anons... am i really that b-bad :(
Anonymous No.534145448 >>534145660
you: atk up at full HP
me:
Anonymous No.534145545 >>534145827
>>534145429
sorry I had to pee really bad after that match
gg prince**
Anonymous No.534145557
we gave libra herpes
Anonymous No.534145648
hmmm ? perhaps ?
Anonymous No.534145660 >>534145716
>>534145448
This is only good on rev and raider
Anonymous No.534145716 >>534145729
>>534145660
and wylder
Anonymous No.534145729 >>534146124
>>534145716
Hm... No...
Anonymous No.534145827 >>534145871
>>534145545
is my name censored in game?
Anonymous No.534145871
>>534145827
ss in censored because straight shota is too scary i think
Anonymous No.534145924
>>534145429
gg! sorry i dont really check here very much. Tall Duchess as thanks for playing with me. It's kind of awful that "princess" gets censored...
Anonymous No.534145985
>>534144825
Take your ass back to bbg
Anonymous No.534146114 >>534146168 >>534146694 >>534147062
GG on horse. Btw where are you 2 from? I've never seen as much lag as this time and I've played with chinese before.
Anonymous No.534146124 >>534147175
>>534145729
Yes
Anonymous No.534146141 >>534146258
>dog queue
>Exec spam pinging goals despite me and my recluse gf not having the relic, including at level 1 when we got rat church
>Dies more than both of us
Holy shit. It's always 'zeks and 'rons
Anonymous No.534146168
>>534146114
name of the two? you probably played with a brazilian/australian
Anonymous No.534146258 >>534146405
>>534146141
Anonymous No.534146405
>>534146258
I'm pretty sure if I didn't follow him there to bail his dumbass out he would have rq'd too
Anonymous No.534146454
Does anyone here like lootkino?
Anonymous No.534146694 >>534146762 >>534147654
>>534146114
ya that was something
Anonymous No.534146762
>>534146694
undertale was so kino
we just don't get game like that anymore *sip*
Anonymous No.534147062
>>534146114
im from the ghetto unironically
Anonymous No.534147175
>>534146124
When your REV takes away your damage buffs…
Anonymous No.534147276
>>534140427
>>534140575
He’s too based for this faggot general stop it
>>534143682
That was my first thought too kek
Anonymous No.534147283 >>534151705
>>534147157
>>534147157
>>534147157
Anonymous No.534147294
>1/3
where everynyan
Anonymous No.534147393
>>534142352
And what if those platforms go down for whatever reason? If you haven’t learned that everything ‘online’ is ephemeral by now you’re going to be in for a rough time in the near future.
Anonymous No.534147492
>>534140968
your nonexistent “gf” fucks other nonexistent men
Anonymous No.534147654
>>534144825
Keep your big dick ass here in /erg/ we all need stretching from it
>>534146694
Wow look at how he lags and glitches out so kino…….
Anonymous No.534147730
PSA this doesn't do shit.
Anonymous No.534147850
>>534142176
>>534142560
>>534142815
stop being a faggot you dumb drunk bastard
Anonymous No.534148029
>>534143682
congrats you're a gooner
Anonymous No.534149457 >>534156619
>>534140721
>>534140910
>>534142176
>>534143923
>>534144172
>>534144301
What was the point of these images
Anonymous No.534149668
>>534080235
It doesn’t work faggot stop saying this.
Anonymous No.534150525 >>534151251
>>534138201
I’m pretty sure it’s not and that’s just supposed to be her dress
Anonymous No.534151190
>>534143039
why exactly anon?
Anonymous No.534151251
>>534150525
I'm pretty sure it's because she's radagon
Anonymous No.534151510
>>534140147
you're supposed to follow us, what is your logic in not following the majority of the team's obvious decision?
Anonymous No.534151705
>>534147283
Is this how you really want to be treated anon?
Anonymous No.534156619
>>534149457
attention whoring
Anonymous No.534163706
smol