>>534028925>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league questions for questionnairehttps://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6
>sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registrationhttps://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing
H-host a room already, I'm at my limit...
>>534107959@grok make her bald
>>534107839EVO IS CLOSED GO HOME!
Remove the gays from /mjg/
>>534108121I tried but my friend needed help with some stuff so I delayed my drive back
when the japanese are embarassed they say "hazkash" and that's hilarious
>>534108206Funny way to say ameritrannies
>>534108050>not KanaSutraalmost
Would you riichi here? Note that the wait is very depleted (only two 4s remain)
>>534108461aru dumb? never
>>534102986there's an emote edit based off of it so it's on topic now
>>534108461Exactly because it's depleted, I'd riichi.
>>534108461Where's the people
>>534108461Riichi because it's still east
>>534108461>used AI slop to erase his presencebravo burgerkeks
>>534108685I ate those *BUUUUUUUUUUAAA44ARP*
>league questionnaire not in OP
>>534108778Could be content-aware fill from photoshop
>>534109136le shirokouselessuglywhore
>>534108605>>534108669>>534108747>>534109059I felt like donating a sti- going for a semi-bluff riichi since 7p was genbutsu against both kami and toimen. Just to put on some pressure and gamble a bit, even if the wait was almost dead. At least make them think twice about pooshing, or something. And if I luck out it's a pretty decent win, I'm currently in 4th anyway.
Thought it was funny that Mortal likes it while MAKA really doesn't, usually it's the other way around. Balanced NAGA thinks you can go either way too, up to you if you're a goombler or not
>>534109727I'll give you a white hole
>>534109836>bluff riichiis mortal retarded
I would make a Koko but anons gonna laugh at my rank
>a white hole?
I wish, take me back!
>>534109976Anon, you are the retard here.
I don't care if there's a jong team, as long as I don't get drafted to it.
>>534110051A bunch of boomer references that no one gets, bravo
>>534110331I know all the refs and I'm a zoomer.
doujins team
OC: eronyanten 7
>>534110331references that one doesn't get are even more enjoyable, because you fantasize about their potential meaning and that mystery makes such a reference a lot more engaging. While the oldfag who has seen the reference a hundred times already, sees it and just thinks "oh, it's that" and moves on without thinking too much about it. so yes, bravo.
>>534110198>>534110331Keep seething zoomshits
Fucking subhuman skibidi generation lmao
>>534110051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
>>534110787you're drafting fleet??
i need sex with fuji right now
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hello I've prepared a guide on how to avoid getting drafted to the next /jong/ team
>Sing up
>Type in the free space "Please do not draft me to the /jong/ team"
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE, THE DARKEST PART OF ME?!
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANCE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
You dealt in and you're 4th? Never give up
>>534111378I put "Please draft me to the Steve team" but didn't get drafted to the Steve team
why are we still mean to /jong/, they've done nothing
>>534111640They set up a heist to steal from pinzu pumpers.
>>534111378>get drafted anyways because you're a saint
>>534111743You're not a saint so you have nothing to worry about
Imagine being a Steve and not getting drafted in the upcoming Steve team next league.
/mjg/ wants to ban /jong/ from next league despite having the most highlights in league 6
I'm a vampire and I'm bad at sucking.
haha...yeah the steve team...I also believed in it once
>>534111378>get drafted anyway just because JJ wants to bully you
>>534111435This emote edit is definitely designed for Metallica, Linkin Park, Skillet and other bands like that.
>>534112097You can practice on me.
>>534111989/mjg/ wants them to integrate instead of being some illegal immigrant enclave
>>534111640If /jongg/ takes all the recent american league 6 newshits I'll stop bullying them
oh wait
>>534112097Youโre not a vampire, you're a cute nana.
/jong/ watches vtubers and understands that jobbing is content.
Okay /jong/ is one thing but why do we allow a /bag/ team?
>>534112142The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged, but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it
>>534112339Aru asked nicely
>>534111378But that will increase the chance of getting jonged.
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>>534112178Hello I am from /jong/
>jong sounds like schlong
>>534112178I think it's time to recognize that /jong/ is simply more dedicated to mahjong. They are our rightful masters
We need a patch update to rework mahjong
>>534113450If your maka rating is above whoever rons you, their ron is invalidated.
>reach m1
>stop forever caring about rank
>only play meme modes
This is the life
Buff chiitoi and ssk doko.
add an uma bonus for rejecting ssk
remove ron because it's rude
>>534114452Akagi rerun soon
rotk stream starting at the usual place
3 kingdoms strim up on cytube gentlemenofthekan!
>>534113954you do care keep being m1
I forgot to watch the chinkdom stream
>>534115034YOU have a stupid face, bitch.
>jade room
>retard pushing honitsu of the dora suit
>every single round
Why has /mjg/ never done a Tonpuu tourney? Would you be interested in one?
>>534117721I rather play sanma
>>534117716So did looper-san manage to luckshit one more game before his return to the gold room?
>>534118001So an East Sanma tourney?
never check the logs of what your opponents were actually pushing against your riichi when they win
got so mad earlier today about one particular case I had to stop playing
>Brain shuts down when I'm winning
>>534118114Yes, he won everything, which pissed me off extremely hard.
I only play tournaments with my IRL group
>>534118353This riichi gomi tanki hellwait on a middle tile?
It will win against sanmenchan dealer sanbaiman.
>>534119280wasn't even a tenpai vs tenpai, it was three completely abhorrent calls into a kan into a tanki rinshan tsumo mangan vs my turn 3 oya pinfu+1 riichi
genuinely never seen anyone play so fucking retarded and get the absolute best possible rewards
>>534119680>anon doesnโt watch league telly
>>534119680you've never played against me
>>534111640They poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses
>>534119753I've watched hundreds of league games, thought nothing would phase me
how do you rip RC game files anyways
>>534120064Why would you ever want to rip trash
what things would you put into if you had your own mahjong client?
>>534121764mjg-level rotating gimmick modes
Riichi mahjong, more like fold your way to 3rd place mahjong.
>>534121893Violent Semen Inferno
>>534121764Cheating. It's such an overlooked opportunity.
>>534121764No tips, no gacha, ranked system with both normal ranks and an ELO system, option to queue for whatever mode you want (kuitan nashi, aka nashi, blitz, etc), free custom lobbies and tournaments, and the ability to download logs locally
>>534121764if you get the highest copebot score and win your win is doubled. if you get the lowest copebot score and get 4th your losses are doubled.
>>534124293>I didnโt lose because the bot said so.
>nonstop chiitoi flow that ends up in iisanten hell every single fucking time for the entire hanchan
I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI
>>534124682you still lose even if the bot says you didn't, you just lose even more for losing if the bot says you lost
>>534124002So pretty much just Tenhou?
>>534125910Yeah pretty much
>>534126252Steve is not a cat
>>534119680Mahjong is fundamentally a gambling game. It wouldn't be any fun if the insane gambles never worked out.
just give me some firsts yostar please .... i can't go on like this
>>534127561have you tried nyagging and running
tanyao dora 2 into megafolding is the meta
>>534114696>>534114716Guan Yu bros, our beards turned 50 shades lighter, then we ragequit after dealing into baiman.
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I need Riichi City to become more popular because I need more porn of it's various whores and sluts.
>>534129612I said "Hi" you little shit.
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If you don't join the sanma tourney you'll regret it. There's a reason why I asked for your mains.
>>534130597Don't go to sleep tonight.
Majsoul Friends Room 93369(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93369
Racism friendly. You must be racist to enter.
Majsoul Friends Room 88224(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88224
blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 5s
big dick room
>>534130882>>534130980Now this is a hard decision.
>chasing my koko
I will never forgive Aruposters
Great update, thank you Frank. Bet you can't do this in mjs
>>534131130it is an unfortunate circumstance but i desire mahjong
>>534131212me on the right
>>534131212me on the left
>>534130882We've started also we started first all posts to the contrary are lies we're the winners here we always win
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>want to make an abhorrent post for the sake of comedy
>can't do it otherwise anons I like will think I'm a disgusting person
>>534120064https://github.com/chinponya/riichishitty
Hugging all the koko-making anons in this thread!
>Kyrie's killing rampage and forcing Rudolf to kill children
S-so cool...!
*gets on my knees and kisses it*
>>534133043N-not Santa's best reindeer!
>>534130980GG a true toki ending
>>534131207What a fat fucking mahjong
>>534130882sorry I have to go
>>534130882Nyagger big win
>>534134735There won't be lube for you when you get back.
Is it correct to change your wait here
>>534136056No one is going to drop a live hatsu. Tsumo!
>>534136056no, but it might be good enough for bullshit shenanigans
>>534136056Don't know why retards are saying no but the answer is yes
>>5341364055m = 2, hatsu = 2
>47m = 7ok retard
>>534136554Hatsu might as well be zero since no one would be dumb enough to discard it at this point.
I also thought this hand was interesting.
>>534136056>rankedno
>friendliesidk whats the "soulful" option?
>>534137210the soulful option is switch to souzu honitsu
>>5341371497m pair then chun pair.
>>534136056Not worth it, but it's safer.
Bots probably would.
>>534136056The answer is no since you only gain 300 points on takame and you have a fake mangan in hand, but it wouldn't have mattered anyways. You got unlucky, drew, and dealt-in with live haku.
Are honors actually genbutsu or has h- posting actually brainrotted me?
>>534137961They actually are genbutsu most of the time.
How do a stop being an absolute bitch who is afraid to lose in ranked and lets that ruin the fun of the game for me?
>>534138256Force yourself to lose over and over until it doesn't bug you anymore.
>>534138256Become an FOC! Whether you lose or win, it doesn't matter as long as you have fun!
>>534138256Learn to enjoy the game. It shouldn't matter if you win or lose.
>>5341382562 clicks is all it takes and then you just let nature take its course
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>>534137961It's not genbutsu
>>534138308This doesn't bother me, though. It's less about losing than disappointing myself by making bad choices. That way I already have a free out.
>>534138382The best I've ever done in Jade was queuing as a warm up for league so I didn't care about the actual results as much as playing well.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that Mahjong is a game of skill.
>>534138956>he was convinced of this garbage, ever>when if you read any mahjong book it will straight up tell you in the first pages "this is a game of luck, and skill is a very minor element, but we will cope and try to maximize it anyway because that's all we can do"
>>534139132The quote sounded cool, leave me alone.
>>534139274As if all the noise he makes isnt catching enough.
I forgot to redeem the Xenia skin...
https://exhentai.org/g/3471466/c8b0a9cd00/
>>534139637I'm at work, could you please summarize what makes this so captivating?
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>>534140051sex with little girls
>>534107640 (OP)Why is there a free space for L-League but not for main League in the questionnaire?
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>>534140283TO doesn't want to read your essays.
>discard recklessly
>"it's mawashi"
>trash my efficiency early for no raisins
>"it's sakigiri"
who else feels me
>>534140432Commentary 101
>draw the north wind tile
>"painish"
who else feels me
>>534140196>>534140367That is indeed very compelling. Thank you.
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How do I come up with an OC idea for the arts and crafts tourney? I can't come up with any ideas. You ARE starting your submission early this year right? You DO want to be drafted early right?
>>534140432>>534140659I mawash my hands of this tomfoolery.
>>534141142shan't start until it's announced
>>534141142>starting your OC earlythat's cheating
>>534141142I commission my OC
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>>534141142>want to get drafted into a team as an OC slave so you are forced to make more OC in a shorter period of timenothx
Chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
Dubi-dubi, daba-daba
Mรกgico mi dubi-dubi boom, boom, boom, boom
Chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
Dubi-dubi, daba-daba
Mรกgico mi dubi-dubi boom
>>534142376That's cheating
>>534142985https://youtu.be/iPGBCCIFI0I?si=PdixQXcaS9Kp6sPa
happy lucky chappy oite ikanaide
>unable to see what OC actually got the most votes in past arts & crafts tourneys
that's dumb, now how are we supposed to know what anons like
>>534143909Hahi! Anything anons put effort into is good!
>>534143909If you don't like it host your own catfishing and data harvesting tourney. What, can't afford $1 in jade?
>>534141142I'm going to finish the RB1 VN on my own and submit it as OC
>>534144674you would never, anons have been trying and failing to make RB1 VN for over 5 years without a single iota of progress
>>534142936For me it's getting drafted as the OC slave, convincing everyone to vote on your theme idea over the captain's because muh OC ideas, and then grinching making OC.
>>534144856Hoe... You wouldn't actually do that.
>>534144769That's because /mjg/ only makes shitposts and not something worthwhile
>>534142882how did you know? hm?
>>534144937Someone else on my team did this year, so I'm going to do so next year.
hohoho the idea i have for a&c is so good but it might literally take me months of work
>>534141142My next cosplay is already ordered and on its way.
Which Majsoul would make for a good GTA protagonist?
so we're just okay with a crossdressing femboy submitting more pics to /mjg/?
Why do we say "kyaputen" and Oguri "Kyapu" instead of "kaputen" and "Kapu"?
>>534145740>Why do we say "kyaputen"https://jisho.org/search/kyaputen
>>534143909you get to see the top 3, is that no enough for you?
>>534145838nyo, i need top 16 to tell what's the minimum level of effort required
>>534145740kyaputen feels cute
>>534145740>he doesn't know
>>534139520i still believe everyone at the table knew everyone was cheating, they just didn't say anything, because they would get called on cheating themselves
>>534145434Is it a frilly doll dress?
>>534145740But I say Xapitan?
>>534145740Nips love it when they go kya~
>>534146064it's been more than a year already, please forget about your stupid "xapitan" (who hates you)
>>534143909OC is something you should make for yourself not for other anons. I spent 100 hours painstakingly animatiing this frame by frame and then never even bothered posting it.
>>534146154Never, J"apitan"
What is the A&C TO's official stance on AI "art"?
>>534146154Like a true ghost, the gooner is always lurking
>>534146164This aroused me for some reason...
>>534146154You can kill the person, but never the idea. "Xapitan" has transcended personhood into a platonic ideal.
Good morning sirs I woke up today with an epiphany! Consider this... e=mc^2 + AI. This equation combines Einstein's famous equation which relates energy (E) to mass (M) and the speed of light (c), with the additional of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
>>534146276there are no restrictions against submitting prompted generations
but if it wins the vote then the people have spoken and it means /mjg/ has fallen
>>534146515This got a hearty chuckle out of me saar. Prosit!
>>534145740Everyone says Oguri Cap though.
/mjg/ mahjong + horse girls general
>>534147029Remove the mahjong bit; we don't do that here.
>>534145740the nips just think /kรฆ/ sounds more like /kja/ than /ka/
Girls with hair covering one eye just piss me off for some reason. They look annoying.
>>534146389Momo is just too cute.
Anju pleases old men for money
What game engine should I use to make my A&C game if I'm a beginner at programming?
>>534146276Nobody's stopping you from submitting AI art but you won't get any votes and that'll hurt your chances at passing quals.
>>534147914Just submit the emote script as your submission.
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>>534147939what if I'm so good at proompting that people can't tell it's ai?
what if, hypothetically, kill yourself amaefrogposter
>>534147914D-Frag collab doko?
>>534147914unity or rpj maker
ATTENTION
This Saturday at 19:00 UTC I will stream Mahjong Hourouki, the 1984 version.
>Mahjong?
Mahjong Hourouki tells the story of Asada Tetsuya, whom you might know as Legendary Gambler Tetsuya. It's as mahjong as it gets.
>But we already had a movie night 3-4 years ago?
This time subs will be included. I will also make the subbed version available on Youtube.
>Why not the 2020 version?
Couldn't get my hands on the DVD.
Here is a trailer for those who never watched it: https://youtu.be/2eEvfF_wIeg
>>534148839Are you role playing James?
This mechanism shrinks when pulled
>>534148392I can tell, people can tell.
>>534148994I unironically played before and even did ERP in one. Been a while since last time.
>>534149150You're not supposed to admit to that.
>>534149301I have nothing else to lose here, anymore.
>Asura mode counts deal-ins for the "Don't deal in 6 times" quests now
wtf when did that change?
>>534150115on the next update, they are making it the official mode and disabling the oldfag riichi ruleset
You are now excommunicado
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RRC rules sheet has some amusing illustrations of proper table etiquette
>>534151430Is that a pen cap being used as a Riichi stick?
>>534151430literally the most soulful table i've seen in a while
>>534148927I already saw the anime, why do we need to watch the shitty live action version?
Does /mu/jg know any other bands like Chirinuruwowaka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjZ-RlB-9E
Hanner Film Productions presents
THE CURSE OF DAMA
>>534151790The anime takes freedom with its adaptation of the manga which already took a lot of freedom with the original novel. The movie practically adapts three chapters from the novel and only one of them was touched upon in the anime (the ni no ni no tenhou arc added with the real chuuren death) and the manga barely mentioned another (Tetsu playing at the US military base). Most of the movie will be content you couldn't see in the manga or anime.
>>534148927I won't be able to make it are the subs up on the repo?
>>534152147Count me in then
>>534151430What exactly is wrong with it? The pen cap? The OCD-inducing tile arrangement? The tiles being upside down? If
>>534151470 is right, that one I can agree with (why would you not use a stick, you literally lose 1000 points when you add them to the pot), but I don't mind some loose arrangement or discarding the tiles oriented the way you drew them.
>>534136056Don't think so since it's already 4 han. I'd swap if it was just 3 han and hatsu made it a mangan but as it is, should be just a push with the wider wait.
It's also E1 equal scores, so yeah
>>53413714977m methinks
>>534152336Mix of pen and the tiles being generally disorderly means that it's hard to tell who declared riichi when
Sucky really embarrassing to read the more you play mahjong
>>534152206Subs are not up anywhere at the moment since I am still double checking everything. I will post them after the movie is done, same way I did with the Obaka Miiko subs. I will also put it up on Youtube as I mentioned.
>>534152384toimen with his second discard
>>534152417Are you timing the subs yourself, anon? If so that's pretty cool!
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>look up how many people entered Frank's photo contest
>there's like 4 or 5 pictures
dead game
>>534152336>why wouldn't you use a stickonly thing I can think of is: you don't have a 1000 stick (tenbou?) and don't want to break up a larger stick.
not a problem if you win. but super annoying if you don't
>>534152408monkey magic will prevail
>>534152408You say that like Washizu having the chance to score half a septillion yakuman is more realistic.
>>534152747>only thing I can think of is: you don't have a 1000 stick (tenbou?) and don't want to break up a larger stick.What's wrong with "breaking it" (I assume you mean exchanging, e.g., 5000 for five 1000s with another player)?
>>534152408I love how some of these girls start struggling and sweating bullets when they're forced to actually play mahjong
>>534152408I can't wait to read the entire manga again when it finishes because I can barely remember what happened in the last chapter
>>534153020Pregnancy no Jutsu!
>>534152536Timing and translating both. Nobody else did it until now, so it can't be helped.
I have one more movie waiting for me to be translated but I have yet to order the BD for that one.
>>534152961yes
breaking it is what you should do.
but if you win, then figuring out who to exchange with is a wasted effort.
if you don't win though, you still have to pay up and at a time when y'all are already trying to divy up point sticks for agari/draw.
What rank do I need to be to go pro?
>>534153585Godspeed, anon!
>>534152747>not a problem if you win.oh fuck you
if you're short on 1000 or 100 point sticks, please take care of it beforehand so that the game doesn't slow down
What is rock?
Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dom of other men
What is rock?
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist's van
What is rock?
Denim clad Satanists, making love in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime
What is rock?
Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine
>>534153891None of that is rock.
>>534153818Its easy to just ask for a 1000 tenbou after you get tsumo'ed/dealt in, no idea why people don't
>>534153818>just slow down the game beforehandgood idea
>>534154071people will forgor
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>>534153891>What is rock?
>>534154339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs
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Reminder to agressively chi your weakpoints so they don't end up blocking your hand.
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>>534155205I mean, your hand has two hatsu, so who gives a fuck? Just go nuts on those calls-nyaa!
Jane is such a fucking nigger
>>534155506Pewds plays mahjong?!?!?!?!?!
>>534155567Should have stayed like that, you're not tricking me into marrying her hag form devs.
>>534155319What would you discard after calling?
>>534155785I don't like any of the bachelorettes...
>Hiragana Mahjong where you have to make words is a thing
Huh
The more you know
>>534156020isn't it just scrabble?
>>534156020Ron
ใใ
ใพใใ
ใชใใ ใ
mangan
>>534156015Kanata grew on me after her backstory. I also like her ~nanoja's.
Plus you get a free miko rabbit in the deal.
>>534155652seeing how he started watching anime, moved to glorious nippon, and started learning to draw cartoons, i can imagine it happening in the future
the worst kind of ironic otaku
>>534155903Haku or chun. It's not like you're getting daisangen off of that shit, and who cares if somebody that isn't you also happens to have a fast-ticket cheap hand with a pair of one of those sangen tiles too? You've got this, probably!
>source: trustworthy drunk nyagger
>>534156226She's a bit too retarded for me
>>534156313Matsuri would like to have a word.
>>534156402Matsuri has gone beyond retarded into the special needs bucket...
>/jong/ question in questionnaire
but /jong/ will be dead by next league
>post yfw /jong/ finally dies by a jonestown style mass suicide
>event ends 8/5
>event redemption period ends 8/7
This confused me and I didnโt clear the board. Is there anything cool besides the illustration or is it all just gifts and crap?
>>534158179same as always
Is there any reason not to drink Coke Zero if it has zero sugar? Naturally I won't over do it since it's carbonated.
>>534153891Is this funkadelic?
>>534158265aspartame is harmful, that's why they want you to use it instead of sugar
>>534158265Diet Coke is better for degreasing your intestines
>>534158312https://youtu.be/FFi8kMNOdNY
>>534158312It's Turbonegro.
I'm not joking, that's the band's name
>>534158449I thought it was this song https://youtube.com/watch?v=x5JZKjFYDEA
Shouldโve known better than to think you guys listen to anything other than weeb music
>>534158338>he fell for the lies of the sugarjewGrim
>>534158781I'm more willing to trust a chemical that is technically natural than something some jackass accidently tasted in a lab
>>534158226Soโฆ no? Itโs just the illustration?
>>534159365illustration, 3 purple gifts, 5 blue gifts, one of each sphere and copper
>>534159061this
sugar when ingested = glucose and it's the thing your brain needs to operate
that's why it tastes good for most people, your body wants it, because it wants your brain to function to its fullest, so that you will survive
it's the same reason why alcohol tastes bad, your body wants you to spit if out and save your brain
>>534160225Some of us are unfortunately more wheat bread than white bread
>>534159061>Appeal to nature
Be a master
of the mind,
not mastered
by the mind.
>>534158781just dont eat either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5m-scNoek
I'm back from Vegas, your friendlies and thread will be ruined once again
>>534161740Was there a lot of tourists? I heard it was pretty dead.
>>534161740Which evo tourney did you win?
Evens you will make a koko
HOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi
HOOOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi
HOOOOOOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi
>>534162668>>534162751wrong, these people are deceased
>>534156182What is nandashi
Toki in a school swimsuit makes me horny
>>534159061Chemistry doesn't discriminate between natural or synthetic
>>534161740Wrong Steve would never be a fgcnigger
And when the man went outside... there was a hook on the car door!
>>534163865This reminds me of the time I met a /jong/er IRL.
>>534163990You made out with him in a car in a haunted spot and drove away when you heard something spooky?
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>>534163865Then who was phone?!
maybe we should do a controlled experiment
kill all jongers for a month and see if it affects /mjg/ in any way good or bad
>>534153818that's the point I was trying to make, anondachi.
it's cancer if you don't just reclaim you pen cap immediately.
>>534153818that's the point I was trying to make, anondachi.
it's cancer, if you don't just reclaim your pen cap immediately.
>>534165584it's cancer if you throw it in the first place
i don't care if the discards are disarranged, but put the stick on the table, even if it requires a 15 seconds conversation with kamicha
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>>534165584>>534165751i liked it better without with the comma, anon-chama
>>534165771i agree. you are right.
i was just trying to figure out why you'd ever do it in the first place. it's a bad idea from the start
Is playing Mahjong irl as cool as Akagi makes it look
>>534165960Not really unless you're gambling for high stakes
>>534166039>you will never play Mahjong for your life in a smoked up cellar of a japanese yakuza Mahjong parlorGrim
>>534165960actually boring as fuck when folding
>>534166304>you will play mahjong for fake monopoly money with your mahjong tomodachi's intead
>>534166410Ever since I was on the final table in the pokerstars Sunday millions I am itching for another gamble session like that and Mahjong would be even more thrilling since it has a lot more agency. If i could play for 10mil or death I would do it in a heartbeat , not because I really need the money but because I am an absolute degenerate.
On another note, can you play online Mahjong for money?
>>534166867no. poker is far better for what you're looking for
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WWYD?
Hey cuties!
It's been a bit.
Can we have a FAST game of mahjong?
Just a QUICK one game.
fast, local, red, no hand holding
Majsoul Friends Room 38656(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38656
>>534167467I might just give up here honestly, maybe I'm a bit passive though
I'll go 1m in case I can luckshit into some backdoor chiitoi
>>534167587Room is full!
Game is on!
Only one anon can be the winner!
Good luck friends!
I can't join because I'm an uglies
>>534167947illya and kuro illya are so cute
mahjong
>>534168038just choose better food.
it's a bit more work, but once it's a habit it's natural
exercise is a plus. but diet is the easiest way
>>534167467manzu because it's depleted. fug that's shit
tsumogiri and then 4s to set aka toitsu
>>5341674673m or 1m, you're kinda fucked anyway
>>534168620Imagine running her over with a car.
>>534168774the car lost....
>>534168774i ran over a cat once.
why the fuck did it just jump out.
cats are too good to live
>>534168774This, but just enough to keep her alive so she can experience a slow and agonizing death.
Suikoden II anime is real?!
>hating everyone's hero Ichihime
>>534167587Thank you cuties for the game
>>534167587AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry friends, I only have time for one.
Thank you for playing with me and I hope we get to play together again later.
ggs!
>>534167587gg, thank you for the fun.
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>>5341674673m you don't need to give up on the hand completely just yet but you need to give up on that wait.
>>534169839there's not a world where you win this hand
>>534170034You are one good draw away from being back in the game.
Kyaputen loves me, this I know,
for the IRC logs tells me so.
Little ones to him belong;
they are weak, but he is strong.
>>534170147Not the case, and the tiles you'd need to push are far too dangerous
>>534170049what if I want to choose the better tile?
>>534170419well heeyyyy beautiful!
How do they achieve the shiny dora effect irl?
>>534170738Polish and careful lighting
>>534170419You don't wear socks with flip flops saar
>>534168620>>534168774This isn't the car park.
>>534170810I wear sock everywhere other than in bed or at the swimming pool.
>>534171359dibs on using this as an icon to the "mahjong fortress" client
>>534171565>>534171359what and where is this club
>>534171359I do shit like this all the time
>>534171661These are summer camp pics
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>>534151430Romanian Riichi Club?
>>534171359I tap 4 hatsu tiles, summon mega mahjongtron and end my turn
>>534171220Steve would wear socks and seal away her extremely powerful and stinky feet at all times, even in bed and in the swimming pool.
>>534171661https://github.com/MahjongPantheon/rules-ru/tree/main/img
>>534172016Swordsaint would never say this.
>>534172323Good thing that's swordslut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnhhuQpDuA
okada building gaymen pc
>>534172323typa shiii so'slut would say
>>534148927https://a.doramatv.one/odisseia_igroka_2020/series0
you can use a grabber to get the film from here in 720p, the subtitles are also available as an SRT file
>>534172529why is it always women that hate homosexuality?
like with men it's a joke and when he's actually gay, it's just lmao suck a dick
>>534173279lmao suck a dick
>>534173279Women love yaoi though
where my bitch Cynthia be?
Bravo, what a great thread.
>>534172619My work phone shows NOT FOUND but I'm aware of doramatv. I will look around on one of the mirror websites, thanks.
>>534173698not irl. I was in a frat in college. I've had to deal with several girlfriends finding out a brother took it up the ass.
>>534173927Which post did you like the most?
>>534173948what the fuck the link doesnt work when you paste it in , https://a.doramatv.one/odisseia_igroka_2020
this works though, if you press the green button below the ratings it sends you to the movie
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>>534172476sakura knights at his computer
>>534174235>this works thoughno it does not
>>534174235>not foundbravo
>>534174349>>534174354are you fucking with me?
>>534174235It does not work and I assume it's because of regional filters. Doramatv has a dozen mirror sites so it shouldn't case much of an issue. One of them is ought to work in America/EU territory.
>>534174672I am in the middle of europe thoughbeit and it works for me
>>534174850Moscow is not the middle of europe comrade.
https://vkvideo.ru/video-158004690_456239294
if this doesnt work idc anymore fuck your shithole country then i guess
>>534174983even worse its Frankfurt
>>534174850I'm in Central Europe and it doesn't load that way. I looked for the exact website in ddg and could load it then look for the movie. Though I can't see any subs for the video anywhere, except for chinese hardsubs on the video itself.
>>534175549there are netflix jap subs available, surely everyone here can read and speak japanese right? You wouldnt spend all your free time playing a japanese gambling game without being able to understand japanese right?
>>534175831If that was the case every would have read Chuurenpoutou Satsujin Jiken already. Alas, we only have a handful of dekiru here and even less who is willing to translate.
Majsoul Friends Room 73826(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73826
perge
1/4
>>534175831why would I need to learn nip? especially now with AI review tools existing, learning isn't gatekept behind nip strategy books
>>534175995I can translate it, would take a few hours though, if anons are interested enough in watching it
>>534176232>AI review tools>learningngmi
>>534176232never gonna make it
>>534176275It's mahjong related of course they are interested
>>534176147I can only join for one but I will do battle with you
>>534176385I already watched the movie and to be honest it has a lot more "cyberpunk future" than gambling and mahjong to be honest
>>534176297>>534176358already better than you my friend
>>534176512Future mahjong is still mahjong desu
>>534176851I guess, ill start up translating once im home today, will probably have it done around the weekend
>>534176821You will forever be a tourist in everything you do.
>>534177084yet you get outdone by tourists
it's usually the opposite, those who learn nip just happen to pick up mahjong on the side because it's nip
their real interests lie elsewhere, mahjong is just a side gig. it's not the case for me
>>534177328I sense the souls of thousands of crabs in you.
>>534177328>it's usually the opposite, those who learn nip just happen to pick up mahjong on the side because it's nipWhat kind of insane retard cope is this?
>>534176821Let me guess, S1 shitter who thinks that's an impressive rank?
>>534177586I know many such cases from IRL alone. I don't really know what makes it a cope.
Do you think anyone on /mjg/ for example bothered to learn japanese just to play mahjong better?
>>534177802Uh yeah, and they not only get to be better at mahjong than you but get to interface with other Japanese things better than you. Are you stupid?
>>534176147Pity on whoever joins this room last because I will take out all the rage I have built up while waiting
>>534177956>Tohsaka above SaberWhy do Goreans have the worst taste ever?
>>534178121For once I agree with them
>>534178121>GoreansIt's all servers combined.
>>534177956What dragonloli is the 15th most played jyanshi? I swear I see her the least
>>534177670Jane is looking at the ground intently with her magnifying glass. Then suddenly Goku from Dragon Ball Z grabs her by the hair from above. After looking at her with disappointment Goku throws Jane up into the sky into the sun. Anime, anime shading, family friendly.
>>534177984Yes, key point being "other japanese things", which is usually the primary motivator for learning Japanese in the first place. Not mahjong.
Hence mahjong is like I said, more of a side hobby to these people. It's also why they're often left in the intermediate player hole.
>>534177956It all comes tumbling down...
>>534177956kakek gang back together
>>534107640 (OP)does anyone have the panel of the guy saying luck is a skill
>>534178294My fuarking hero Goku would never do that
>>534177956>there are characters equally or less popular than limited characters from 4 years ago
>>534178073yui would look better with dolljoints
>>534177956Your character is trash if they're below Archer
>>534178359Whatever helps you sleep at night, I'm sure this mentality will get you of M1 some day.
>>534179227I accept your concession.
S1 is an impressive rank and I'm tired of anons pretending it isn't.
You aren't even S3 or celestial, so shut the fuck up unless you have some evidence you are above S1.
>>534180067I am Adept 2 and think I'm pretty good
>>534180067Please understand, the crab bucketing will continue
This argument is retarded. All of you are retarded.
Rank matters nothing if you still job in league
>>534176147wj
could only play one, gotta go to bed
I've watched Akagi, I'd say i'm pretty good at mahjong
>>534180491this is why i alt
Tell me about Yuzu, why does she wear the bear suit
>>534180791For me it's the elementary school tournament
>>534180837Mental illness
>>534180791>le... ugly japanese women!
>>534180791They forgot to turn on the filters in the bottom pic
>>534180791They all look soulless, maybe the one on the left of the table in the 2nd pic
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>>534180837She's canonically a retard
>>534181065The Goku of /mjg/
>>534180791Strange smile on top left, are you sure that's a real person?
>>534181170You mean beloved by subhumans?
>>534181052Imagine the hatesex
>>534181065Aren't little girls the cutest when they are borderline retarded though ?
>>534181689No, when they're smart enough to consent
>>534181689She's endearing with her retardation but it does make me feel a bit bad
>>534181958Keep your latinx jibber jabber to your containment threads
>>534181958Vegeta is undefeated against Goku.
Retarded girls are the cutest
>>534181962She can still consent, even though she might not know exactly what to
>>534182123Squeeze squeeze.
>>534181363That's a confirmed skinwalker
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>>534181962Do you have an alert set up whenever someone mentions little girl or cunny or do you just feel when it happens
>>534182710There's at least two of us
>>534181648the fact that Yuzu is too retarded to understand what is going on makes this 10x hotter
>>534180791my wife hiroe sexoo
>start watching jp mahjong videos and clips
>feed gets shitted up with vtubers
Kuyashii
>>534183927vtubers are /mjg/core
>4 + 4 tiles remaining
>Half the wait gets kanned
>Get ronned for baiman
>The other half is an ankou in his hand
>>534184457I would sooner quit mahjong before watching these worthless whores
>7 out of 8 of my winning tiles for 1st are deadwalled
>get ronned into 4th by a no yaku dora 6 houtei
IT'S NOT FAIR
Flow music!
https://youtu.be/faJT6-Ntp4I?si=LDjQBLja0Vjbp_t0
The absolute state of this general
https://worldriichileague.com/
7th WRC Leauge event will be held in Bucharest, Romania
>>534184945Your mom was a vtuber too you know?
>>534186840>RomaniaCIGANY...
>>534186840>Players: 32what the fuck did they mean by this
>>534186840>my hometownIf you are a cute girl you can crash at my place during the event
>>534188427Why are her boobies always out.
>>534188190If it isn't your little sister you should not fuck it
>>534188715Milkers for the little boys to grow big and strong
>>534188715Do you sleep fully clothed?
>>534189097I sleep in my underwear but I also don't have breasts.
>>534189097I sleep in a suit and dress shoes like a proper person.
>>534189332flat is justice
>>534189097I sleep with just my socks
>>534187049They are hopeful more than 4 people would risk their lives travelling to Romania.
Being born as a flat petite cute girl must be super easy mode life from start to finish.
>>534186840What is the point when EMA(yuck) exists and is bigger? I don't see that many people being interested in this. Also what is up with the 32 player limit?
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Let's not NIGGER this out of proportion
>>534186840you can just... sign up for this? they're taking all comers? maybe it's my time to shine.
>>534190732Yes, but you will have to step foot inside of Romania.
>>534189787Being the fat ugly bastard that impregnates them makes the suffering worth it
>>534190732Most if not all tournaments in europe are like that, this tournament is somehow even more pointless than MERS ranked tournaments.
I don't know if their point is to create a "pro scene" in europe but i'd imagine using the pre-established system would be easier
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let's play some normal mahjong! Standard south
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=83414
>This series of events is to complement the well-established and respected European MERS system
>>534192757my internet disconnected for a sec so ill have to recreate thankfully it was still 1/4
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68054
>>534192806You can now build rating in two systems instead of one!
>>534190732That's how every EMA tourney operates as well. If you don't have an EMA number they will even give you one.
>>534193116It's been a while; please be kind.
>>534193116Full, thanks for joining!
>>534193565lets have fun! i cant promise about being kind though
>>534189670I'd go, but I expect it'll be full.
The Yuzu of disapproval looks in your direction
>>534186840I can already feel my wallet get lighter
>>534194434HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK
You either die a hamster or live long enough to see yourself becoome a gerbil
>>534196103It's too hard to keep track of those. Isn't the OG schizo repoanon?
>>534196032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Pw9N4DhLI
>>534193116I couldn't complete any hands at all. Flow has forsaken me...
People get older and move on from hobbies, you know
They get new jobs, the start families, they find some other purpose that holds their interest more; and you will never hear from them again.
>>534196514Why? Why can't they stay with me in the thread forever?
>>534196514Not me. I'll be here forever.
>>534196514I'm rich, fat and work for my dad's company at home.
I can cynthia-7.png until the heat death of the universe.
>>534196514And? What's the problem with that? Does literally ANYONE think people are gonna be in a fucking mahjong general for years on end? The game hasn't changed ever. There's always the exact same shit to discuss. Hell, people here discuss garbage like the characters whichever chinkslop client comes up with rather than mahjong itself. This general thrives off content that is extraneous to the game, like Mahjong Soul, Riichi City, Saki, Pon no Michi, that sort of shit. Actual mahjong is just the barrier to entry and if anyone wants to focus on it, they're not going to do it here unless they are mentally retarded.
>>534197405Speak for yourself buddy
>>534197078Based, can I be your friend and take advantage of your wealth?
>>534197590>Heh... I'm actually a total loser, why aren't you?thanks for sharing
>>534197723And stop projecting
I love whenever people cry about how this thread never discusses mahjong but it's literally the greatest Western mahjong resource and if you post actual questions there's usually lots of replies. Anons who would post daily WWYDs can attest they got a lot of conversations.
I only come here to shitpost
>amaekoromo-0.mp4
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Hello, I'm Mahjong
Unbanning the Pauper Titans | Broken Affinity vs Mono Black Control
>>534197797Answering to WWYDs doesn't qualify as "conversation"
Majsoul Friends Room 26852(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXDP2ZNq3Y
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>Buying the "if you care about mahjong you'd discuss it literally anywhere else meme"
I started that by the way, I just did it to get under your skin
It's funny to see people running with it
>>534197797>greatest Western mahjong resourceYou don't need the thread for the resources this general has made. WWYDs are worthless given that half this general is barely Master 2.
STOP HAVING FUN!
WHERE IS YOUR APATHY?
WHERE IS YOUR DOOM AND GLOOM?
WHY ARE YOU FILLED WITH WHIMSY?
ONCE YOU LEARN TO SEE THINGS MY WAY YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH!
>>534198012Ok. You can feel free to leave to a better place whenever you want then.
aru-6
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>>534198114Yes, I'm Mahjong
>talk with smarter friend IRL about riichi mahjong
>"so how do the rules work?"
>no idea how to answer
>>534198229>barely top 3% of the game
>>534197797I'd actually wish the WWYDs sparked more conversation, or even explanations as for why people choose to discard/do what they do.
Why do anons get so defensive anytime people say this general isn't good for mahjong discussion? Most people understand when their community has flaws but anons here just plug their ears and cope.
>>534198339not unsual
card games are usually learned from watching.
t. been in prison
>>534198434Because it's not true since I actually had good conversations about mahjong with other anons here
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>>534198420Sorry, I only care about the opinion of like 30 people on the planet, everyone else is worthless to me.
>>534198434Because it's fucking wrong is a big one. The general is pretty off-topic sure but saying it's "bad for mahjong discussion" is just wrong.
>>534198434Go back to discord bitch this here is the best general in 4chan
>>534198097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_W_PzbI7K4
>>534198420>you should take advice from people significantly worse than competent playersExplains why everyone here sucks ass.
im being forced to play some modded standalone minecraft game
>>534197797I agree
>>534198428>or even explanations as for why people choose to discard/do what they doI agree
>>534198025Sorry, I'm a zoomer with ADHD and I can't wait for more than 10 minutes for a game.
>>534199068>significantly
https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko
You'll need to join the mumble in order to play, but newfags welcome
Let's play some mahjong nya
room theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYGqcORGqIw
room yaku of the day: honitsu
>>534199162Vintage Story?
The issue stems from anons having too high expectations towards other people. I know people who are playing one hanchan a week and not more. "Playing multiple hanchan a day? Are you fucking crazy? Do you want to die?" <- said shitters
This is why we have so many shitposters. They can't be arsed to play. They want to shitpost or share some video they watched in their free time instead of playing mahjong. Or talk about mahjong. Anything but mahjong. Because that's how you keep a hobby alive. Play it all day and you will burn out and lose every interest you had in it.
>>534199843I'm just here for Pon no Michi.
>>534193116GG
Missing that Honiitsu really fucked up my flow for the second half of the game.
>>534198229It's called discussion, nigger. If everyone here always did the same perfect play, there'd be no point to discussing anything.
>>534199843You aren't talking about Mahjong btw.
>>534200068>giving faulty advice is discussionClassic shitter cope
>>534193116gg lads, thanks for the fun games!
>>534200105Because I'm talking about anons who don't like to play but still post. Either out of boredom, petty revenge or slow burnout of the game.
>>534200237>Pasting what mortal would do is discussion
>>534200424>Posting what a retard would do is discussion
>>534200237WWYDs aren't for "advice" you retard. It's quite literally asking what (You) would do. And ideally explain your logic.
This then can be compared with what others would do, creating an environment of mutual learning and discussion.
https://jiggie.fun/X42DiG
jigsaw time 500 pieces
>>534200504>This then can be compared with what others would doYou have literally described advice for mahjong. Are you actually so stubborn that you refuse to accept the dictionary definition and context of the discussion?
>>534200498I'm just matching your posts, great discussion
>>534200675What I meant is WWYDs aren't posted as a "help me thread I need advice" but rather as a means to spark mahjong discussion and to help everyone involved improve at the game.
>>534200776Which is what is advice culminates to, you retarded ape.
>>534200504You are engaging with a newshit that is either tripping on donkey Kong effect or one doesn't even play the game at all
I collect jade every day and post off topic on /mjg/
Simple as
>>534200837Namecalling is uncalled for
>>534200837When I post my answer to a WWYD I'm not giving "faulty advice" but merely what I'd do.
The advice part is the aftermath of the discussion that ensues.
>>534201070You genuinely make this thread so much better compared to the backseat jannies crying every single day.
>>534199796>room yaku of the day: honitsu/jong/ers
>>534199823how do you know
>>534199878someone who owns me, im being forced to pan :(
>>534201335What board/general did you come from and when will you leave
Genuine question
>>534201467I have been on 4chan longer than you have been alive.
>>534201070If you think about it, isn't this what Mahjong's really about? It's not like the grannies playing Mahhjongg are playing it for the compelling gameplay, they're just using it as a vehicle for conversations.
>>534201545You play mahjong to converse. I converse to trick people into losing money to me in mahjong. We are not the same.
>>534201383Are there any other /jong/ coded yaku's i need to know about so I don't look like a jonger?
>>534201965>>534201971but chiitoi is my favorite yaku and i was doing before jong existed
>>534202115>crypto/jong/er
You can't just call everything /jong/
>>534201335Whining about the thread is ... le bad.
Whinining about the whiners is... le good.
Brilliant as usual, 70 IQ trannoid, thanks for another cretinous contribution.
Damaten should give +1 han
>>534201534Yet you stick out like a sore thumb with no idea how to lurk properly
Let's discuss how cute Hannah is
>>534202274everything I don't like is /jong/
>>534202336Also the game should be renamed to "dama mahjong"
>>534202351You are unironically acting as a doubly unpaid janny and you think you have any right to call someone a newfag?
Quality thread. Next camp can't come soon enough.
>>534202274I don't like you, fat bitch. Therefore, you are a /jong/er
Ban Americans
Ban slavs
Problem solved
>>534202857You have been on 4chan for 35 years yet you don't know its customs?
>>534203224>Backseat janitor at 35
>>534202857>get pointed out for being a subhuman newshit>you are le..janny!If I admit you are a hecking based oldfag will you go back to whatever shithole board/ general you came from one year ago lol?
>>534196514The best part of growing apart is catching up at the reunion decades down the line
We just need to have someone to hold down the fort
>>534197405There's always something to discuss until you get to Celestial / tenhoui.