Thread 534107640

>>534028925

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league questions for questionnaire
https://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registration
https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

First for nothing

I'm still in Vegas

Let's beat up 'biki!

any kokos

Mahjong?

My thread

Doko

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

H-host a room already, I'm at my limit...

>>534107959
@grok make her bald

>>534107839
EVO IS CLOSED GO HOME!

Remove the gays from /mjg/

>>534108121
I tried but my friend needed help with some stuff so I delayed my drive back

>>534107959
@grape

when the japanese are embarassed they say "hazkash" and that's hilarious

>>534108206
Funny way to say ameritrannies

>>534108050
>not KanaSutra
almost

Would you riichi here? Note that the wait is very depleted (only two 4s remain)

>>534108461
aru dumb? never

>>534102986
there's an emote edit based off of it so it's on topic now

>>534108461
Exactly because it's depleted, I'd riichi.

>>534108461
Where's the people

>>534108461
Riichi because it's still east

>>534108461
>used AI slop to erase his presence
bravo burgerkeks

>>534108685
I ate those *BUUUUUUUUUUAAA44ARP*

>>534108461
No

>>534108778
Could be content-aware fill from photoshop

>>534109136
le shirokouselessuglywhore

фX-1iWpQmFOLaF2fTф

a white hole?

>>534108605
>>534108669
>>534108747
>>534109059
I felt like donating a sti- going for a semi-bluff riichi since 7p was genbutsu against both kami and toimen. Just to put on some pressure and gamble a bit, even if the wait was almost dead. At least make them think twice about pooshing, or something. And if I luck out it's a pretty decent win, I'm currently in 4th anyway.

Thought it was funny that Mortal likes it while MAKA really doesn't, usually it's the other way around. Balanced NAGA thinks you can go either way too, up to you if you're a goombler or not

>>534109727
I'll give you a white hole

a white hole?

>>534109836
>bluff riichi
is mortal retarded

Stop it with the holes

I would make a Koko but anons gonna laugh at my rank

>a white hole?
I wish, take me back!

>>534109976
Anon, you are the retard here.

I don't care if there's a jong team, as long as I don't get drafted to it.

Le horse game

>>534110051
A bunch of boomer references that no one gets, bravo

>>534110331
Even Nyancat?

>>534110331
I know all the refs and I'm a zoomer.

doujins team
OC: eronyanten 7

I'm a Yuzuumer.

>>534110331
references that one doesn't get are even more enjoyable, because you fantasize about their potential meaning and that mystery makes such a reference a lot more engaging. While the oldfag who has seen the reference a hundred times already, sees it and just thinks "oh, it's that" and moves on without thinking too much about it. so yes, bravo.

>>534110198
>>534110331
Keep seething zoomshits
Fucking subhuman skibidi generation lmao

I am ATOMIC

>>534110051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk

>>534110787
you're drafting fleet??

i need sex with fuji right now
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hello I've prepared a guide on how to avoid getting drafted to the next /jong/ team
>Sing up
>Type in the free space "Please do not draft me to the /jong/ team"

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE, THE DARKEST PART OF ME?!
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANCE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

You dealt in and you're 4th? Never give up

>>534111378
I put "Please draft me to the Steve team" but didn't get drafted to the Steve team

why are we still mean to /jong/, they've done nothing

>>534111640
They set up a heist to steal from pinzu pumpers.

>>534111378
>get drafted anyways because you're a saint

>>534111743
You're not a saint so you have nothing to worry about

Imagine being a Steve and not getting drafted in the upcoming Steve team next league.

/mjg/ wants to ban /jong/ from next league despite having the most highlights in league 6

I'm a vampire and I'm bad at sucking.

haha...yeah the steve team...I also believed in it once

>>534111378
>get drafted anyway just because JJ wants to bully you

>>534111435
This emote edit is definitely designed for Metallica, Linkin Park, Skillet and other bands like that.

>>534112097
You can practice on me.

>>534111989
/mjg/ wants them to integrate instead of being some illegal immigrant enclave

>>534111640
If /jongg/ takes all the recent american league 6 newshits I'll stop bullying them
oh wait

>>534112097
You’re not a vampire, you're a cute nana.

/jong/ watches vtubers and understands that jobbing is content.

Okay /jong/ is one thing but why do we allow a /bag/ team?

>>534112142
The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged, but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

>>534112339
Aru asked nicely

>>534111378
But that will increase the chance of getting jonged.

>>534112178
Hello I am from /jong/

>>534112469
cute hag

>>534112178
I think it's time to recognize that /jong/ is simply more dedicated to mahjong. They are our rightful masters

We need a patch update to rework mahjong

>>534113450
If your maka rating is above whoever rons you, their ron is invalidated.

remove chiitoi

>reach m1
>stop forever caring about rank
>only play meme modes
This is the life

keep chiitoi

Remove yakumans.

add yonbaiman

Remove sanma

Buff chiitoi and ssk doko.

add washizu mahjong

add an uma bonus for rejecting ssk

nerf tanyao to 0 han

remove ron because it's rude

>>534114452
Akagi rerun soon

add open iipeikou

>>534113954
kek based

rotk stream starting at the usual place

3 kingdoms strim up on cytube gentlemenofthekan!

>>534113954
you do care keep being m1

Panda has a stupid face.

I forgot to watch the chinkdom stream

>>534113954
this but s1

I’m pooooomping

koko

I'm busy

>>534115034
YOU have a stupid face, bitch.

>jade room
>retard pushing honitsu of the dora suit
>every single round

Why has /mjg/ never done a Tonpuu tourney? Would you be interested in one?

>>534117721
onpu?

>>534117721
I rather play sanma

>>534117716
So did looper-san manage to luckshit one more game before his return to the gold room?

>>534118001
So an East Sanma tourney?

never check the logs of what your opponents were actually pushing against your riichi when they win
got so mad earlier today about one particular case I had to stop playing

>>534118114
Yes, he won everything, which pissed me off extremely hard.

I only play tournaments with my IRL group

>>534118353
This riichi gomi tanki hellwait on a middle tile?
It will win against sanmenchan dealer sanbaiman.

>>534119280
wasn't even a tenpai vs tenpai, it was three completely abhorrent calls into a kan into a tanki rinshan tsumo mangan vs my turn 3 oya pinfu+1 riichi
genuinely never seen anyone play so fucking retarded and get the absolute best possible rewards

>>534119680
>anon doesn’t watch league telly

>>534119680
you've never played against me

>>534111640
They poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses

Oy muh fockin telly

>>534119753
I've watched hundreds of league games, thought nothing would phase me

how do you rip RC game files anyways

>>534120064
Why would you ever want to rip trash

what things would you put into if you had your own mahjong client?

>>534121764
mjg-level rotating gimmick modes

Favorite yuzuge?

Riichi mahjong, more like fold your way to 3rd place mahjong.

>>534121893
Violent Semen Inferno

>>534121764
little girls

>>534121893
blue archive

>>534121764
Yuzu.

>>534121764
minecraft

>>534121893
Senren Banka

>>534121764
Cheating. It's such an overlooked opportunity.

>>534123823
So true

>>534121764
No tips, no gacha, ranked system with both normal ranks and an ELO system, option to queue for whatever mode you want (kuitan nashi, aka nashi, blitz, etc), free custom lobbies and tournaments, and the ability to download logs locally

>>534121764
Table chat

>>534121764
if you get the highest copebot score and win your win is doubled. if you get the lowest copebot score and get 4th your losses are doubled.

>>534124293
>I didn’t lose because the bot said so.

>nonstop chiitoi flow that ends up in iisanten hell every single fucking time for the entire hanchan
I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI I HATE CHIITOI

>>534124682
you still lose even if the bot says you didn't, you just lose even more for losing if the bot says you lost

>>534124002
So pretty much just Tenhou?

>>534121764
naked lolis

Aru blue archive paizuri

>>534125910
Yeah pretty much

>>534126252
Steve is not a cat

yet.

>>534125603
bakyou

>>534126252
Nice.

>>534119680
Mahjong is fundamentally a gambling game. It wouldn't be any fun if the insane gambles never worked out.

just give me some firsts yostar please .... i can't go on like this

>>534127561
have you tried nyagging and running
tanyao dora 2 into megafolding is the meta

>>534114696
>>534114716


Guan Yu bros, our beards turned 50 shades lighter, then we ragequit after dealing into baiman.

Hi Anon!

>>534114696
>>534114716
third dadudu...

>>534128709
Bye

I need Riichi City to become more popular because I need more porn of it's various whores and sluts.

>>534129612
I said "Hi" you little shit.

If you don't join the sanma tourney you'll regret it. There's a reason why I asked for your mains.

>>534130257
Bye!

>>534130597
Don't go to sleep tonight.

Majsoul Friends Room 93369(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93369

Racism friendly. You must be racist to enter.

Majsoul Friends Room 88224(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88224

blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 5s

big dick room

>>534130882
>>534130980
Now this is a hard decision.

>>534130980
>/jong room

>chasing my koko
I will never forgive Aruposters

Great update, thank you Frank. Bet you can't do this in mjs

>>534131130
it is an unfortunate circumstance but i desire mahjong

>>534130980
3/4

>>534131212
me on the right

>>534130882
2/4...

>>534131212
me on the left

>>534130882
>>534130980
Started!

>>534130980
started

>>534130882
3/4

>>534131561
FA Q

>>534130882
We've started also we started first all posts to the contrary are lies we're the winners here we always win

>want to make an abhorrent post for the sake of comedy
>can't do it otherwise anons I like will think I'm a disgusting person

>>534130980
Back to 3/4

>>534120064
https://github.com/chinponya/riichishitty

chinpo~nya

Hugging all the koko-making anons in this thread!

Hug this.
*unzips*

Punching Jane's womb!

>Kyrie's killing rampage and forcing Rudolf to kill children
S-so cool...!

*gets on my knees and kisses it*

>>534133043
N-not Santa's best reindeer!

>>534131207
>that smile

>>534131212
wj

>>534130980
GG a true toki ending

>>534131207
What a fat fucking mahjong

>>534131212
wj

>>534130882
sorry I have to go

Waiting for mating.

>>534130882
gg

>>534130882
Nyagger big win

>>534134735
There won't be lube for you when you get back.

Is it correct to change your wait here

>>534136056
nah

>>534136056
No one is going to drop a live hatsu. Tsumo!

>>534136056
no, but it might be good enough for bullshit shenanigans

>>534136056
no

>>534136056
nyo

>>534136056
I would

>>534136056
Don't know why retards are saying no but the answer is yes

>>534136405
Proof?

>>534136405
5m = 2, hatsu = 2
>47m = 7
ok retard

>>534136554
Hatsu might as well be zero since no one would be dumb enough to discard it at this point.

I also thought this hand was interesting.

>>534136056
>ranked
no
>friendlies
idk whats the "soulful" option?

>>534137210
the soulful option is switch to souzu honitsu

>>534137149
7m pair then chun pair.

>>534136056
Not worth it, but it's safer.
Bots probably would.

>>534137149
34s

>>534136056
The answer is no since you only gain 300 points on takame and you have a fake mangan in hand, but it wouldn't have mattered anyways. You got unlucky, drew, and dealt-in with live haku.

Are honors actually genbutsu or has h- posting actually brainrotted me?

>>534137961
>h posting

>>534137961
They actually are genbutsu most of the time.

How do a stop being an absolute bitch who is afraid to lose in ranked and lets that ruin the fun of the game for me?

>>534138256
Force yourself to lose over and over until it doesn't bug you anymore.

>>534138256
Become an FOC! Whether you lose or win, it doesn't matter as long as you have fun!

>>534138256
Learn to enjoy the game. It shouldn't matter if you win or lose.

>>534138256
2 clicks is all it takes and then you just let nature take its course

>>534137961
It's not genbutsu

>>534138308
This doesn't bother me, though. It's less about losing than disappointing myself by making bad choices. That way I already have a free out.

>>534138382
The best I've ever done in Jade was queuing as a warm up for league so I didn't care about the actual results as much as playing well.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that Mahjong is a game of skill.

>>534138956
>he was convinced of this garbage, ever
>when if you read any mahjong book it will straight up tell you in the first pages "this is a game of luck, and skill is a very minor element, but we will cope and try to maximize it anyway because that's all we can do"

Pay Anjuposters

>>534139132
The quote sounded cool, leave me alone.

>>534139274
As if all the noise he makes isnt catching enough.

I forgot to redeem the Xenia skin...

>>534139637
I'm at work, could you please summarize what makes this so captivating?
xenia-2.png

>>534140051
No

>>534140051
sex with little girls

>>534107640 (OP)
Why is there a free space for L-League but not for main League in the questionnaire?

>>534140051
ahegao

>>534140283
TO doesn't want to read your essays.

>discard recklessly
>"it's mawashi"

>trash my efficiency early for no raisins
>"it's sakigiri"

who else feels me

>>534140432
Commentary 101

>draw the north wind tile
>"painish"

who else feels me

>>534140196
>>534140367
That is indeed very compelling. Thank you.
xenia-6.png

Koito big win

How do I come up with an OC idea for the arts and crafts tourney? I can't come up with any ideas. You ARE starting your submission early this year right? You DO want to be drafted early right?

>>534140432
>>534140659
I mawash my hands of this tomfoolery.

>>534141142
shan't start until it's announced

>>534141142
>starting your OC early
that's cheating

>>534141142
Koito

>>534140548
Where?

>>534141142
I commission my OC

>>534142759
Faggot

>>534141142
>want to get drafted into a team as an OC slave so you are forced to make more OC in a shorter period of time
nothx

Chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
Dubi-dubi, daba-daba
Mágico mi dubi-dubi boom, boom, boom, boom
Chipi-chipi, chapa-chapa
Dubi-dubi, daba-daba
Mágico mi dubi-dubi boom

>>534142376
That's cheating

>>534142985
Good post.

I love magical girls.

>>534142985
https://youtu.be/iPGBCCIFI0I?si=PdixQXcaS9Kp6sPa

happy lucky chappy oite ikanaide

>unable to see what OC actually got the most votes in past arts & crafts tourneys
that's dumb, now how are we supposed to know what anons like

>>534143909
Hahi! Anything anons put effort into is good!

>>534143909
If you don't like it host your own catfishing and data harvesting tourney. What, can't afford $1 in jade?

>>534141142
I'm going to finish the RB1 VN on my own and submit it as OC

>>534144674
you would never, anons have been trying and failing to make RB1 VN for over 5 years without a single iota of progress

doko

>>534142936
For me it's getting drafted as the OC slave, convincing everyone to vote on your theme idea over the captain's because muh OC ideas, and then grinching making OC.

Minecraft Steve when?

>>534144856
Hoe... You wouldn't actually do that.

>>534144769
That's because /mjg/ only makes shitposts and not something worthwhile

>>534142882
how did you know? hm?

>>534144937
Someone else on my team did this year, so I'm going to do so next year.

hohoho the idea i have for a&c is so good but it might literally take me months of work

>>534141142
My next cosplay is already ordered and on its way.

Which Majsoul would make for a good GTA protagonist?

so we're just okay with a crossdressing femboy submitting more pics to /mjg/?

Why do we say "kyaputen" and Oguri "Kyapu" instead of "kaputen" and "Kapu"?

>>534145740
>Why do we say "kyaputen"
https://jisho.org/search/kyaputen

>>534143909
you get to see the top 3, is that no enough for you?

>>534145838
nyo, i need top 16 to tell what's the minimum level of effort required

>>534145740
kyaputen feels cute

>>534145740
>he doesn't know

>>534139520
i still believe everyone at the table knew everyone was cheating, they just didn't say anything, because they would get called on cheating themselves

>>534145434
Is it a frilly doll dress?

>>534145740
But I say Xapitan?

>>534145740
Nips love it when they go kya~

>>534146064
it's been more than a year already, please forget about your stupid "xapitan" (who hates you)

>>534143909
OC is something you should make for yourself not for other anons. I spent 100 hours painstakingly animatiing this frame by frame and then never even bothered posting it.

>>534146154
Never, J"apitan"

What is the A&C TO's official stance on AI "art"?

>>534146154
Like a true ghost, the gooner is always lurking

>>534146164
This aroused me for some reason...

>>534146154
You can kill the person, but never the idea. "Xapitan" has transcended personhood into a platonic ideal.

Good morning sirs I woke up today with an epiphany! Consider this... e=mc^2 + AI. This equation combines Einstein's famous equation which relates energy (E) to mass (M) and the speed of light (c), with the additional of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.

>>534146276
there are no restrictions against submitting prompted generations
but if it wins the vote then the people have spoken and it means /mjg/ has fallen

>>534146515
This got a hearty chuckle out of me saar. Prosit!

>>534145740
Everyone says Oguri Cap though.

Oguri no cap fr fr

/mjg/ mahjong + horse girls general

>>534146515
what

>>534147029
Remove the mahjong bit; we don't do that here.

>>534147067
Science, saar

>>534145740
the nips just think /kæ/ sounds more like /kja/ than /ka/

Girls with hair covering one eye just piss me off for some reason. They look annoying.

>>534146389
Momo is just too cute.

Anju pleases old men for money

>>534147378
Proof?

>>534147587
>>534139637

What game engine should I use to make my A&C game if I'm a beginner at programming?

>>534146276
Nobody's stopping you from submitting AI art but you won't get any votes and that'll hurt your chances at passing quals.

>>534147914
Just submit the emote script as your submission.
ichihime-0.png

>>534147939
what if I'm so good at proompting that people can't tell it's ai?

what if, hypothetically, kill yourself amaefrogposter

>>534147914
D-Frag collab doko?

>>534147914
unity or rpj maker

ATTENTION
This Saturday at 19:00 UTC I will stream Mahjong Hourouki, the 1984 version.
>Mahjong?
Mahjong Hourouki tells the story of Asada Tetsuya, whom you might know as Legendary Gambler Tetsuya. It's as mahjong as it gets.
>But we already had a movie night 3-4 years ago?
This time subs will be included. I will also make the subbed version available on Youtube.
>Why not the 2020 version?
Couldn't get my hands on the DVD.
Here is a trailer for those who never watched it: https://youtu.be/2eEvfF_wIeg

>>534148839
Are you role playing James?

This mechanism shrinks when pulled

>>534148392
I can tell, people can tell.

>>534148994
I unironically played before and even did ERP in one. Been a while since last time.

>>534149150
You're not supposed to admit to that.

>>534149301
I have nothing else to lose here, anymore.

>>534147914
Kimi.

>Asura mode counts deal-ins for the "Don't deal in 6 times" quests now
wtf when did that change?

>>534150115
on the next update, they are making it the official mode and disabling the oldfag riichi ruleset

>>534150723
holy finally

You are now excommunicado

RRC rules sheet has some amusing illustrations of proper table etiquette

heavy machine gun

>>534151430
Is that a pen cap being used as a Riichi stick?

>>534151430
literally the most soulful table i've seen in a while

doko

>>534148927
I already saw the anime, why do we need to watch the shitty live action version?

Does /mu/jg know any other bands like Chirinuruwowaka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjZ-RlB-9E
Hanner Film Productions presents
THE CURSE OF DAMA

>>534151790
The anime takes freedom with its adaptation of the manga which already took a lot of freedom with the original novel. The movie practically adapts three chapters from the novel and only one of them was touched upon in the anime (the ni no ni no tenhou arc added with the real chuuren death) and the manga barely mentioned another (Tetsu playing at the US military base). Most of the movie will be content you couldn't see in the manga or anime.

>>534148927
I won't be able to make it are the subs up on the repo?

>>534152147
Count me in then

>>534151430
What exactly is wrong with it? The pen cap? The OCD-inducing tile arrangement? The tiles being upside down? If >>534151470 is right, that one I can agree with (why would you not use a stick, you literally lose 1000 points when you add them to the pot), but I don't mind some loose arrangement or discarding the tiles oriented the way you drew them.

>>534136056
Don't think so since it's already 4 han. I'd swap if it was just 3 han and hatsu made it a mangan but as it is, should be just a push with the wider wait.
It's also E1 equal scores, so yeah

>>534137149
77m methinks

>>534152336
Mix of pen and the tiles being generally disorderly means that it's hard to tell who declared riichi when

Sucky really embarrassing to read the more you play mahjong

>>534152206
Subs are not up anywhere at the moment since I am still double checking everything. I will post them after the movie is done, same way I did with the Obaka Miiko subs. I will also put it up on Youtube as I mentioned.

>>534152384
toimen with his second discard

doko

>>534152417
Are you timing the subs yourself, anon? If so that's pretty cool!
fujitakana-4hahi.png

>look up how many people entered Frank's photo contest
>there's like 4 or 5 pictures
dead game

>>534152336
>why wouldn't you use a stick
only thing I can think of is: you don't have a 1000 stick (tenbou?) and don't want to break up a larger stick.
not a problem if you win. but super annoying if you don't

>>534152408
monkey magic will prevail

>>534152408
You say that like Washizu having the chance to score half a septillion yakuman is more realistic.

>>534152747
>only thing I can think of is: you don't have a 1000 stick (tenbou?) and don't want to break up a larger stick.
What's wrong with "breaking it" (I assume you mean exchanging, e.g., 5000 for five 1000s with another player)?

>>534152408
I love how some of these girls start struggling and sweating bullets when they're forced to actually play mahjong

Riichi nya

>>534152408
I can't wait to read the entire manga again when it finishes because I can barely remember what happened in the last chapter

SEX with CUTE BOYS

>>534153020
Pregnancy no Jutsu!

>>534152536
Timing and translating both. Nobody else did it until now, so it can't be helped.
I have one more movie waiting for me to be translated but I have yet to order the BD for that one.

>>534152961
yes
breaking it is what you should do.
but if you win, then figuring out who to exchange with is a wasted effort.
if you don't win though, you still have to pay up and at a time when y'all are already trying to divy up point sticks for agari/draw.

What rank do I need to be to go pro?

>>534153585
Godspeed, anon!

>>534152747
>not a problem if you win.
oh fuck you
if you're short on 1000 or 100 point sticks, please take care of it beforehand so that the game doesn't slow down

What is rock?
Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dom of other men
What is rock?
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist's van
What is rock?
Denim clad Satanists, making love in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime
What is rock?
Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine

>>534153891
None of that is rock.

>>534153818
Its easy to just ask for a 1000 tenbou after you get tsumo'ed/dealt in, no idea why people don't

>>534153818
>just slow down the game beforehand
good idea

Go!Go!7188

>>534154071
people will forgor

>>534154112
:skull:

>>534153891
>What is rock?

>>534154339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs

Reminder to agressively chi your weakpoints so they don't end up blocking your hand.

>>534152701
all me

>>534155205
I mean, your hand has two hatsu, so who gives a fuck? Just go nuts on those calls-nyaa!

Rape Hina

Jane is such a fucking nigger

>>534155506
Pewds plays mahjong?!?!?!?!?!

>>534155567
Should have stayed like that, you're not tricking me into marrying her hag form devs.

>>534155319
What would you discard after calling?

>>534155785
I don't like any of the bachelorettes...

>Hiragana Mahjong where you have to make words is a thing
Huh
The more you know

>>534156020
isn't it just scrabble?

>>534156020
Ron
ろり
まんこ
なかだし
mangan

>>534156015
Kanata grew on me after her backstory. I also like her ~nanoja's.
Plus you get a free miko rabbit in the deal.

>>534155652
seeing how he started watching anime, moved to glorious nippon, and started learning to draw cartoons, i can imagine it happening in the future
the worst kind of ironic otaku

>>534155903
Haku or chun. It's not like you're getting daisangen off of that shit, and who cares if somebody that isn't you also happens to have a fast-ticket cheap hand with a pair of one of those sangen tiles too? You've got this, probably!
>source: trustworthy drunk nyagger

>>534156226
She's a bit too retarded for me

>>534156313
Matsuri would like to have a word.

>>534156402
Matsuri has gone beyond retarded into the special needs bucket...

>/jong/ question in questionnaire
but /jong/ will be dead by next league

>event ends 8/5
>event redemption period ends 8/7
This confused me and I didn’t clear the board. Is there anything cool besides the illustration or is it all just gifts and crap?

>>534158179
same as always

Is there any reason not to drink Coke Zero if it has zero sugar? Naturally I won't over do it since it's carbonated.

>>534153891
Is this funkadelic?

>>534158265
aspartame is harmful, that's why they want you to use it instead of sugar

>>534158265
Diet Coke is better for degreasing your intestines

>>534158312
https://youtu.be/FFi8kMNOdNY

>>534158312
It's Turbonegro.
I'm not joking, that's the band's name

>>534158449
I thought it was this song https://youtube.com/watch?v=x5JZKjFYDEA
Should’ve known better than to think you guys listen to anything other than weeb music

>>534158338
>he fell for the lies of the sugarjew
Grim

>>534158781
I'm more willing to trust a chemical that is technically natural than something some jackass accidently tasted in a lab

>>534158226
So… no? It’s just the illustration?

>>534159365
illustration, 3 purple gifts, 5 blue gifts, one of each sphere and copper

Any crackuh in da chat?

>>534159061
this
sugar when ingested = glucose and it's the thing your brain needs to operate
that's why it tastes good for most people, your body wants it, because it wants your brain to function to its fullest, so that you will survive
it's the same reason why alcohol tastes bad, your body wants you to spit if out and save your brain

>>534160225
Some of us are unfortunately more wheat bread than white bread

>>534159061
>Appeal to nature

This happened again

Be a master
of the mind,
not mastered
by the mind.

>>534158781
just dont eat either

>>534156939
jongstown

I'm back from Vegas, your friendlies and thread will be ruined once again

>>534161740
Was there a lot of tourists? I heard it was pretty dead.

>>534161740
Which evo tourney did you win?

Evens you will make a koko

HOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi
HOOOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi
HOOOOOOOOOOOONK
mimimimimi

>>534162668
>>534162751
wrong, these people are deceased

>>534162668
>>534162751
Nini, anons!

toki status?

>>534156182
What is nandashi

Toki in a school swimsuit makes me horny

>>534163087
merely asleep

>>534159061
Chemistry doesn't discriminate between natural or synthetic

>>534163349
か not ん

>>534163493
Oh
Ooooh

>>534161740
Wrong Steve would never be a fgcnigger

And when the man went outside... there was a hook on the car door!

>>534163865
This reminds me of the time I met a /jong/er IRL.

>>534163990
You made out with him in a car in a haunted spot and drove away when you heard something spooky?

>>534163865
Then who was phone?!

I-its complicated...

doko

maybe we should do a controlled experiment
kill all jongers for a month and see if it affects /mjg/ in any way good or bad

>>534153818
that's the point I was trying to make, anondachi.
it's cancer if you don't just reclaim you pen cap immediately.

>>534153818
that's the point I was trying to make, anondachi.
it's cancer, if you don't just reclaim your pen cap immediately.

>>534165584
it's cancer if you throw it in the first place
i don't care if the discards are disarranged, but put the stick on the table, even if it requires a 15 seconds conversation with kamicha

doko

>>534165584
>>534165751
i liked it better without with the comma, anon-chama

>>534165771
i agree. you are right.
i was just trying to figure out why you'd ever do it in the first place. it's a bad idea from the start

Is playing Mahjong irl as cool as Akagi makes it look

>>534165960
Not really unless you're gambling for high stakes

>>534166039
>you will never play Mahjong for your life in a smoked up cellar of a japanese yakuza Mahjong parlor

Grim

>>534165960
actually boring as fuck when folding

>>534166304
>you will play mahjong for fake monopoly money with your mahjong tomodachi's intead

>>534166410
Ever since I was on the final table in the pokerstars Sunday millions I am itching for another gamble session like that and Mahjong would be even more thrilling since it has a lot more agency. If i could play for 10mil or death I would do it in a heartbeat , not because I really need the money but because I am an absolute degenerate.

On another note, can you play online Mahjong for money?

>>534166867
no. poker is far better for what you're looking for

WWYD?

Hey cuties!
It's been a bit.
Can we have a FAST game of mahjong?
Just a QUICK one game.
fast, local, red, no hand holding
Majsoul Friends Room 38656(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38656

heeyyyy

>>534167467
I might just give up here honestly, maybe I'm a bit passive though
I'll go 1m in case I can luckshit into some backdoor chiitoi

>>534167467
7p

>>534167467
3m

>>534167587
Room is full!
Game is on!
Only one anon can be the winner!
Good luck friends!

I can't join because I'm an uglies

>>534167947
illya and kuro illya are so cute
mahjong

>>534168038
No you're not

>>534168038
just choose better food.
it's a bit more work, but once it's a habit it's natural
exercise is a plus. but diet is the easiest way

>>534167467
manzu because it's depleted. fug that's shit
tsumogiri and then 4s to set aka toitsu

>>534167467
3m or 1m, you're kinda fucked anyway

>>534168620
fat cat

>>534168620
Imagine running her over with a car.

>>534168774
the car lost....

>>534168774
i ran over a cat once.
why the fuck did it just jump out.
cats are too good to live

>>534168774
This, but just enough to keep her alive so she can experience a slow and agonizing death.

>>534169131
>>534168774
>>534168859
>ruining perfectly good pussy

Suikoden II anime is real?!

>>534167587
Thank you cuties for the game

>>534167587
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry friends, I only have time for one.
Thank you for playing with me and I hope we get to play together again later.
ggs!

>>534167587
gg, thank you for the fun.

>>534167467
3m you don't need to give up on the hand completely just yet but you need to give up on that wait.

doko

wj

>>534169839
there's not a world where you win this hand

>>534170034
You are one good draw away from being back in the game.

Kyaputen loves me, this I know,
for the IRC logs tells me so.
Little ones to him belong;
they are weak, but he is strong.

>>534170147
Not the case, and the tiles you'd need to push are far too dangerous

>>534170049
what if I want to choose the better tile?

>>534170419
well heeyyyy beautiful!

How do they achieve the shiny dora effect irl?

>>534170738
Polish and careful lighting

>>534170419
You don't wear socks with flip flops saar

>>534168620
>>534168774
This isn't the car park.

>>534170810
I wear sock everywhere other than in bed or at the swimming pool.

>>534171359
dibs on using this as an icon to the "mahjong fortress" client

>>534171565
>>534171359
what and where is this club

>>534171359
I do shit like this all the time

>>534171661
These are summer camp pics

>>534151430
Romanian Riichi Club?

>>534171565
>kan
based

>>534171359
I tap 4 hatsu tiles, summon mega mahjongtron and end my turn

>>534171220
Steve would wear socks and seal away her extremely powerful and stinky feet at all times, even in bed and in the swimming pool.

>>534171661
https://github.com/MahjongPantheon/rules-ru/tree/main/img

>>534172016
Swordsaint would never say this.

>>534172323
Good thing that's swordslut

>>534172323
She would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnhhuQpDuA
okada building gaymen pc

>>534172323
typa shiii so'slut would say

>>534148927
https://a.doramatv.one/odisseia_igroka_2020/series0
you can use a grabber to get the film from here in 720p, the subtitles are also available as an SRT file

where are all the dora

>>534172529
why is it always women that hate homosexuality?
like with men it's a joke and when he's actually gay, it's just lmao suck a dick

>>534173279
lmao suck a dick

>>534173360
*unzips
Uwu

>>534173412
So cute...

>>534173279
Women love yaoi though

where my bitch Cynthia be?

Bravo, what a great thread.

>>534172619
My work phone shows NOT FOUND but I'm aware of doramatv. I will look around on one of the mirror websites, thanks.

BlackburgerNEETs hours

>>534173698
not irl. I was in a frat in college. I've had to deal with several girlfriends finding out a brother took it up the ass.

>>534173927
Which post did you like the most?

>>534174073
Unironically >>534148927

>>534173948
what the fuck the link doesnt work when you paste it in , https://a.doramatv.one/odisseia_igroka_2020

this works though, if you press the green button below the ratings it sends you to the movie

>>534172476
sakura knights at his computer

>>534174235
>this works though
no it does not

>>534174235
>not found
bravo

>>534174349
>>534174354
are you fucking with me?

>>534174235
It does not work and I assume it's because of regional filters. Doramatv has a dozen mirror sites so it shouldn't case much of an issue. One of them is ought to work in America/EU territory.

>>534174672
>case
*cause

>>534174672
I am in the middle of europe thoughbeit and it works for me

>>534174850
Moscow is not the middle of europe comrade.

https://vkvideo.ru/video-158004690_456239294

if this doesnt work idc anymore fuck your shithole country then i guess

>>534174983
even worse its Frankfurt

>>534174850
I'm in Central Europe and it doesn't load that way. I looked for the exact website in ddg and could load it then look for the movie. Though I can't see any subs for the video anywhere, except for chinese hardsubs on the video itself.

>>534175549
there are netflix jap subs available, surely everyone here can read and speak japanese right? You wouldnt spend all your free time playing a japanese gambling game without being able to understand japanese right?

>>534175831
If that was the case every would have read Chuurenpoutou Satsujin Jiken already. Alas, we only have a handful of dekiru here and even less who is willing to translate.

Majsoul Friends Room 73826(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73826
perge
1/4

>>534175831
why would I need to learn nip? especially now with AI review tools existing, learning isn't gatekept behind nip strategy books

>>534175995
I can translate it, would take a few hours though, if anons are interested enough in watching it

>>534176232
>AI review tools
>learning
ngmi

>>534176232
never gonna make it

>>534176275
It's mahjong related of course they are interested

>>534176147
I can only join for one but I will do battle with you

>>534176147
2/4