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Anonymous No.534108304 >>534143760 >>534155286 >>534364293 >>534413635
/d2g/ - Dota 2 General
Letter patch....
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.39d

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

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Anonymous No.534108369
>puck is a pretty lady!
Anonymous No.534108378
Buff Hoodwink
Anonymous No.534109725
>no hoodwink buffs
I sleep on this patch.
Anonymous No.534109745 >>534109847 >>534112564
Who's the goat's VA?
Anonymous No.534109847
>>534109745
Me.
Anonymous No.534110191 >>534110785 >>534125065 >>534130779 >>534165178
new hero in october, right dotards?
Anonymous No.534110349
>wk nerfed?
Why? I thought Dota was balanced around pros.
Anonymous No.534110363 >>534110908
Do you think they'll add Kez to Captain's Mode before TI?
Anonymous No.534110785 >>534110863
>>534110191
Yeah, they just showed a preview of him with this new reward system.
Anonymous No.534110863 >>534111016
>>534110785
if that's a new hero it looks too much like ringmaster
Anonymous No.534110868
>they nerfed the funny ward in the botlane hard camp
Lame
It wasn't even hard to deward
Anonymous No.534110908 >>534111172
>>534110363
I do think that and the answer is they won't, it's far too late
Anonymous No.534111016
>>534110863
IIRC there was literally a "peddler" hero in the old datamining image, so it's likely him.
Anonymous No.534111051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrZRs0uzSQ
Anonymous No.534111172 >>534120115
>>534110908
would he be too strong? I completely forget kez exists until he shows up in one of my games, which is rare since no one likes him
Anonymous No.534112381 >>534112603
>troll goes link into bkb
>literally does zero damage
>team blames me for dying on tusk when we have no fucking cores farming any items worth having
>wr gets a mage slayer
>ember goes euls and veil with a snk
>troll 3rd item is treads, then sny, still no damage
>troll gets diff blade
>its already a 20-40 match

>get muted because i ask troll to buy fucking damage items instead of useless survival items

seriously why the fuck do niggers get a way with being retarded but I get muted for telling them to stop building dumb shit.

why the fuck does wr get a mage slayer with deso? does she really think it'll stop that tinker and skywrath that she's not hitting? turbofag or not, this shit is undiluted autism at it's finest.
Anonymous No.534112564 >>534113518
>>534109745
It's Nolan North. Though the mastering feels kinda lazy because he's almost an exact copy of Kotl
Anonymous No.534112603 >>534113371
>>534112381
>Skywrath and Tinker on enemy team
Mageslayer is good but Ember should have bought it, it's shit on WR.
Anonymous No.534113371
>>534112603
Maybe, but the game was a complete wash because as I said; Troll rushed a link into a BKB with no farming item. And no damage. On safelane.

Just look at this dumb shit.

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8404381547

>turbofag

yeah i know i'm retarded for even playing it. my real mistake was thinking a muted spic wr was ever going to be anything but dogshit useless.

>troll has 60% wr somehow with 6 abandons out of 50 total games

how the fuck is this nigger not perma'd for abandoning <10% of his matches?
Anonymous No.534113518 >>534114091
>>534112564
Yeah, it sounds similar to kotl on some lines
This confirms Nolan has been in the studio, what else has he done
Anonymous No.534114006
>turbo
no one cares
Anonymous No.534114091 >>534114334
>>534113518
maybe the goat will be a proper hero, possible he's voicing something for deadlock, 2% chance new voicelines/arcana for the existing heroes he's voiced
Anonymous No.534114334
>>534114091
Deadlock is very likely, a couple of extra lines for old heroes he voiced is likely as they do that every now and then
Don't think the goat will be a hero, the blog makes it seem like he's going to be some kind of recurring free shit guy
Anonymous No.534116528 >>534118118 >>534119507
sex with hoodwink
Anonymous No.534116815
sometimes as a support you can just see your 3 cores are all much slower at button pushing than the opposite cores. nothing can change that
Anonymous No.534116978 >>534117323
>discuss matches on steam comm hub
>get asked to post match IDs
>get banned from steam community for posting match IDs
>get unbanned on review
>get immediately re-banned for the same post only minutes later


what the fuck?
Anonymous No.534117323
>>534116978
you rn
Anonymous No.534117480
Marci!
Anonymous No.534118118
>>534116528
this fucking rat (that I hate)
Anonymous No.534119137
>letter patch
>no event
>TI a month away
Game has never been more dead.
Anonymous No.534119507
>>534116528
This
Anonymous No.534120015
nevermind me, just your pos1 terrorblade
Anonymous No.534120115
>>534111172
he'll probably end up being carry batrider where he's always on the verge of being extreme cancer in pro games but only good in pubs once in a blue moon
Anonymous No.534121197 >>534121587
>1/15 wd
>8k hours

holy fuck how can you play this game 8k hours and never once think roping yourself is a better use of everyone else's time
Anonymous No.534121587 >>534121821
>>534121197
everyone has bad games bro
Anonymous No.534121821
>>534121587
>avg 11 deaths per game

yeah no that isn't a bad game that's terminal cancer
Anonymous No.534122189 >>534122442
So is this getting 8 comm reports or getting reported in 1 match 8 times?

either way it cost me 900 comm score and I wasn't even being toxic
Anonymous No.534122442 >>534125936
>>534122189
post wordcloud
Anonymous No.534122837
>afk jungle support queues up with the pa that idles in trees, insta-buybacks after every death, and queues up rapier first thing
>this is perfectly normal and acceptable
>i didnt tp to their lane one time
>the entire game is now my fault
the hypocrisy of the shitter knows no bounds
Anonymous No.534123748 >>534125000 >>534125483
Escape act is a genuinely dogshit spell
Anonymous No.534125000
>>534123748
ringfaggot's entire kit feels like an intern designed all of the visual effects first then they just built the mechanics around them
Anonymous No.534125065 >>534125407
>>534110191
looks like slark
Anonymous No.534125407
>>534125065
its rumble from league of legend valve bought out riot and are merging the games :(
Anonymous No.534125483
>>534123748
No, it's very useful!
It's extremely efficient at trolling your teammates!
Anonymous No.534125828
>queueing all roles because out of tokens
>win a bunch playing offlane
>win too much
>suddenly get 5, 5, 5, 2, 5
aiiee stop I want to play comfy offlane before losing all my mmr spamming hard carry
Anonymous No.534125936 >>534127375
>>534122442

the reason kotl is the primary word is this game
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8401800315
Anonymous No.534127375 >>534127870
>>534125936
why?
Anonymous No.534127870
>>534127375
idk i don't have a psychic link to shitters who have no existence but to grief in dota
Anonymous No.534129046 >>534129479
LLLLLMAO DOTRADS LMAO HAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Anonymous No.534129171 >>534129760
sometimes you have bad games and sometimes valve legitimately sabotages your game and fucks your inputs
Anonymous No.534129479 >>534250886
>>534129046
Why can't dota 2 heroes look like this bros?
Anonymous No.534129760 >>534129848
>>534129171
it's insane to think that Valve actually cares about your mmr even slightly when they barely patch the game

you just suck bro
Anonymous No.534129848 >>534131369
>>534129760
Why do you think they barely patch the game?
It's because all of their resources are going into keeping me down.
Anonymous No.534129861
sex with the goat and hoodwink
Anonymous No.534130062 >>534130250
stratz is dead
remind me why I ever tried to use it instead of good ol' dotabuff
Anonymous No.534130250
>>534130062
because its more complete information and doesn't charge money for a complete experience
Anonymous No.534130506
>play turbo
>dont talk
>play for fun
>get mass reported
>get low prio fter an overwatch review
Anonymous No.534130732
Anonymous No.534130779
>>534110191
lol thanks valve another support hero
Anonymous No.534131342
>reddit thinks the chance at a free arcana means the bp/discontinued ones
lmao how many times do they need to be told it's the shitty shop ones
Anonymous No.534131369
>>534129848
damn, my bad bro
i didn't think of it that way
Anonymous No.534131928 >>534134056 >>534270486
You were right, Anon. Diffusal is a great item on this hero. The dota gods blessed me and gave me a Spectre mid so I was feasting. My net/cs @ 10 was very shit this game but I was overly focusing on being active I think, I was way ahead of the Spectre. Minutes 15-25 I was just a monster killing everything. This hero is sex.
Anonymous No.534132604
Did I just get trolled? Why does he have so many boots?
Anonymous No.534132657 >>534132780 >>534133295
>sniper builds khanda and nodamage
>mfw im the entire team's damage and we lose when I get jebaited
>get reported despite being the only one on my team who isn't fucking feeding
Anonymous No.534132780 >>534136778
>>534132657
Match ID?
Anonymous No.534133295
>>534132657
what position and what did you do to help your team to stop feeding?
Anonymous No.534134056
>>534131928
Something I could use some advice on if anyone has it to give, is there a trick or order to how your meepos come out when using the fling? So frequently I press fling then try to tab or directly select a meepo via 2/3/4/5 but I get a meepo still on the stack so I can't earthbind. Is box selecting just the way to make sure this doesn't mess you up?
Anonymous No.534136274
Damn, dota 2 is now a dead game.
What went wrong?
Anonymous No.534136291
Fucking hate magnus so much
Anonymous No.534136298 >>534136372 >>534137337 >>534265528
drawfriends?

/r/ing this pic but Lina instead
Anonymous No.534136372
>>534136298
lol

lmao even
Anonymous No.534136778 >>534137223 >>534138357
>>534132780
8404513430
I was Windrunner

>turbofag

i dont care, most of the time i have more fun being able to spam games rather than hoping to fuck i am not wasting 50-60min in a shitfest

>why do you have 5 items?
I kept dust all game and farmed clinkz for money
Anonymous No.534136957
i kept trying to queue into the crybaby's games but it turns out my unranked hidden MMR is too high (lol) (lmao)
Anonymous No.534137223
>>534136778
Also the ember+sniper that was on my team got matched against me in the next game as aa+lion and lion (sniper) was just as dumbfuck useless, and aa was actually kind of annoying.


I always have trouble dealing with CK on WR, and now that they gimped mael/mjol against illusions idk what the fuck I'm supposed to do outside of hex and shackle and hope he dies in 6 seconds, but I don't do enough damage.
Anonymous No.534137337 >>534158823
>>534136298
>drawfriends
you pushed them all away.
Anonymous No.534138357 >>534138653
>>534136778
>i dont care,
and no one cares about your teammates in the joke for fun game mode...imagine being a turbofag and getting mad in turbo
Anonymous No.534138653 >>534138702 >>534144647
>>534138357
it's one thing if reports didn't count in turbo and being a shitter or playing bad meant nothing.

it's another if someone is brainfuck stupid and griefs a game cause it still drops your ratio
Anonymous No.534138702
>>534138653
>muh ratio
Anonymous No.534140538 >>534140908 >>534141932
>it's another you picked furion so lc ults you for the entire match while your carry assfucks her team match
Braindead
Anonymous No.534140908
>>534140538
>firty np spammer calling anybody braindead
Anonymous No.534141223
>melee creep attacks enemy hero
>blocks enemy hero and i end up healing the creep instead of life drain on kotl

fuck this nigger shit bullshit fucking fuck ass faggot game
Anonymous No.534141346
>pick pos 5 jugg
>win
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.534141546 >>534144869
Decided to give Atos a shot because Meepoku buys it almost every game against the spirit heroes. There was a few times where I missed the diffusal and I think I should have went blink after atos instead of the dragon lance but overall it worked really well and helped me lock down the void literally all game. Didn't even bother with aghs this game, a first for me.
Anonymous No.534141636 >>534147504
Why does Mireska keep getting nerfed
Anonymous No.534141923 >>534143137
>matched with team of spics
>lose

why exist in a superior country if there is no means of keeping the shit where it belongs
Anonymous No.534141932
>>534140538
me but my lane goes well so the entire enemy team sets up camp 8 inches deep in my colon letting the omniknight pop off and solo the game
Anonymous No.534142085 >>534143137
>pick pugna
>teammate picks enigma
>and then batrider
>and then lion
>last pick dsua

holy fucking shit dicks are people really this braindead to not fucking know how to spread damage and allow our entire team to fold to 1 pipe?

I fucking hate niggers from south america. they're all fucking inbred monkeys.
Anonymous No.534143137 >>534143295 >>534143308 >>534143447 >>534168781
>>534141923
>>534142085
But friends, 90% of NA rank top players are peruvians and bolivians.
https://www.dota2.com/leaderboards/#americas
Americuck flags almost nowhere to be seen
Anonymous No.534143295 >>534143469
>>534143137
>Americas
?
This is a NA+SA ranking you stupid brown nigger
Anonymous No.534143308
>>534143137
unlike americans, they actually play the game, as bad as most of them are.
Anonymous No.534143447 >>534146296
>>534143137
That's "Americas" not NA you stupid fuck.

That means any retard in SA can spam enough games to get up there.
Anonymous No.534143469
>>534143295
Does not matter, those browns have higher mmr than americans. It's pretty obvious since they actually try and don't shit their pants and grief the game from minute 1
Anonymous No.534143760
>>534108304 (OP)
Did they cook, or is we cooked? I kinda like this new drop system, if it's permanent..
Anonymous No.534143832
I played with some american who had a "STOP RUSSIANS STOP WAR" username. He was dogshit and a passive aggresive supportcuck the entire match but exploded at the end about me not doing enough damage (he feed the enemy cores 18 deaths btw)
I just called him a jew cucksucker at the end of the match but the faggot kept going on and on about nazis and shit. The classic american, everything is politics even in a fucking game.
Anonymous No.534144647
>>534138653
>it still drops your ratio
Turbo games don't even count as "real" wins. They have zero effect on your hidden MMR which is why you aren't playing with heralds.
Anonymous No.534144869
>>534141546
based voidspirit picker rapist
Anonymous No.534146198
I keep losing mid but winning the game idk. Enemy mid always gets cocky going 5-1 or some shit and starts feeding
Anonymous No.534146296
>>534143447
>That means any retard in SA can spam enough games to get up there.
and NAfags can't because? Too busy prepping the bull?
Anonymous No.534146870
You need to win like 200 games to get to level 100 on this stupid event
Anonymous No.534147504
>>534141636
The jew fears the fairy
Anonymous No.534147571 >>534148109
>getting close to 3k
>supports are smoking to mid and/or going for 6/8 minutes runes
>they are buying support items that counter the enemy and not just rushing blink-aghs
wtf I expected this shit in 5k, I'm in a winning streak so I just got former ancients comng back or some shit
Anonymous No.534148109
>>534147571
skill creep makes the basic stuff gradually trickle down. you have to buy a herald account now (which is somehow fairly expensive) if you want to play with the brown boots daedalus chads
Anonymous No.534148847 >>534149873 >>534151538 >>534211302
I hope that every player who reaches level 100 in the new event is automatically awarded the wr arcana, just so all the paypigs are eternally BTFO
Anonymous No.534149873
>>534148847
>the new event
Anonymous No.534150102
>primal beast buff
huh?
Anonymous No.534151538 >>534152048
>>534148847
valve already btfo paypigs by breaking cosmetics and never fixing them. the spectre arcana is bugged for years now for example.

they won't give turdworlders any real feebies though. this is to encourage more bots to inflate the numbers. it's so they can get a bonus and gaben doesn't ask why dota only had 400k players when he remembers it exists.

you already are caught under their behavorial engineering spell. you think there's more to come that's point of them being ambiguous not labeling properly or clarifying. they're baiting bots and idiots.
Anonymous No.534152048 >>534152640
>>534151538
>reddit spacing
bro i bet my nutsack these cosmetics are bound to your account, why would bots farm them
Anonymous No.534152640 >>534152757
>>534152048
they are bound to the account it's just not labeled clearly. think though they didn't label or specifically clarify this so there's this what if? they keep it ambiguous so bots will try their luck and see if valve will decide to change their mind later and they can earn money

this is why valve is such scummy pieces of shit. they're trying to bait bots into coming hoping to earn money like they do in cs and tf.
Anonymous No.534152757 >>534153249
>>534152640
just checked, they are account bound
theres no incentive in botting this, especially when cs2 exists
Anonymous No.534153249 >>534156173
>>534152757
>theres no incentive in botting this
You aren't accounting for the behavior of the game's third world player base. They can do it so they will. Hell, I can see chinks charging people $10 for botted accounts with free arcanas.
Anonymous No.534153273
>another letter patch TI
>no battlepass just free hats
>"we're totally working on something big...just 2 more weeks!"
Anonymous No.534153924
>spirit goes over their riyadh
>spend the last 5 minutes calling the format shit
>the elim phase was just 4 days of 2:0
>3-4 match is just awful
>how many teams reached finals through lb?
Based. Upper bracket is for bitches
Anonymous No.534154325 >>534154675 >>534161345
>first game after the patch
>enemy picks PL
>my carry is Void and offlane is Furion
>both buy mjolnir
>neither of them read the patch notes
I love dota!
Anonymous No.534154675 >>534158978
>>534154325
What should they build instead? Seems like a straight pl buff.
Anonymous No.534155286 >>534156173
>>534108304 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mivvnh/quinn_is_right_about_the_game_update/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mivvnh/quinn_is_right_about_the_game_update/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mivvnh/quinn_is_right_about_the_game_update/
Anonymous No.534156173
>>534155286
just checked reddit and these retard subhuman are praying they can roll drow arcana and tiny immortals from this. valve and their subhuman 80 iq turd world audience are match made in heaven. they clearly aren't aiming for the triple digit iq white man anymore.

i didn't realize they were dropping arcana from drops either. like this guy >>534153249 said dota's bot numbers just increased by 50% so they can try selling accounts with bound arcana getting a bit more money.
Anonymous No.534156381 >>534156860 >>534189434
>MK dead on every lane
>nerf him further
Monkeybros...
Anonymous No.534156860
>>534156381
monkey king has too much capability in nu-dota it's a sin for players to have agency and be able to carry the game. it's a team game so you need to rely on your teammates for your 50% win rate sbmm matchmaking

you can tell valves sports/betting/"game" psychologist is a female by their love of being a crab in the bucket at every chance. i feel the most hilarious thing valve did was ruin their own game experience for years by making the cavern crawl must win. it's even more funny when you remember they added all their behavior score stuff to the game at that time too. so they created a system which is going to enrage the players then they added a system to punish them. 100% female brain thinking pattern at valve.
Anonymous No.534157143 >>534157760
>Phantom Lancer patch
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.534157235 >>534160518
>archon fag with 12k tips me the entire match
Is this some kind of learning disability? Retard lost the game too.
Anonymous No.534157760
>>534157143
Reddit asked for it
Anonymous No.534158823
>>534137337
Why did the brownoid troons do this? All humans love drawfrieds...
Anonymous No.534158978
>>534154675
They should not pick offlane Furion first of all. Void was fine, but we literally had no offlane. This retard was just afk farming and wasn't even pushing out lanes. Most useless Furion ever. If we had a Dark Seer or Centaur or something it would have been a free game.
Anonymous No.534160518
>>534157235
>talks about it afterwards
guess it did something after all
Anonymous No.534161345
>>534154325
They didn't nerf mjolnir though
Anonymous No.534161415 >>534162687 >>534163913
Dota isn't a main income for Valve, it's just a passion project. So if people incessantly complain, they aren't gonna be as passionate about it; devs are human too. It's unlike other game companies where the game is their livelihood and they gotta work no matter how they feel about it.

And I don't think Valve cares either way. They do things at their own pace. If they feel like dumping a lot of time into Dota, they will. If they don't, they let it go on maintenance mode for a while.

That's just how Valve works. It's not like Riot where they go bankrupt if LoL dies. Dota is just a fun little side project for Valve devs.
Anonymous No.534162530
>another shitter who toxic chats before game even begins because I didn't pick le heckin tanker offlane
>of course they just feed anyway
Good players look for a reason to win, bad players look for a reason to lose.
Anonymous No.534162687
>>534161415
>you hurt our feefees so have another PL meta
so cringe it's almost based
Anonymous No.534163913
>>534161415
>we're selling you stuff,making promises, and begging you to play but uhh actually like we're so cool and epic. we could be spending on time on other games like deadlords, artifact, and deadflop. you better be thankful to us otherwise we'lll scam you even harder cause we're so epic and too cool school. we don't really care care. don't test us!
yeah, valve is peak female brain+gen-x faggot.
Anonymous No.534163967 >>534164209 >>534164420
>smallest TI prizepool since the first one
Humiliation ritual for dotards
Anonymous No.534164209
>>534163967
Compendium will be next week if last year is anything to go by though I doubt it'll be worth anything yet again
Anonymous No.534164420 >>534164851
>>534163967
Thank you reddit for tricking pros into thinking people bought battlepass levels to increase the prizepool and not for fomo hats
Anonymous No.534164851
>>534164420
pros are retarded pieces of shit themelves. they can actually thank themselves also because while reddit started it the pros made it worse.

in 2023 when you bought the pack to support the faggot pros it broke instantly. the retard piece of shit pros never bothered to pester valve or use their connections to get it fixed so why would anybody keep supporting them? since pros don't give a fuck paypigs don't give a fuck about them either. that's actually why the prize pool completely dropped off compared to the year before. all the paypigs remember the broken spray and emoji that faggot pros and their shitty esports team didn't care about at all.
Anonymous No.534165178 >>534165574
>>534110191
You just got your update, can deadlock have our hero's yet? its been 9 months without a SINGLE new hero in a """"""alpha""""""
Anonymous No.534165574
>>534165178
Redditlock is dead pal, valve will abandon it before release
Anonymous No.534167743 >>534168093
Why did they invent some gay goatman just for this shit, it should have just been some of the heroes giving shit out
Anonymous No.534168093
>>534167743
It adds to the lore. We now know exactly which gay uncle it was that raped Riki and turned him into a faggot.
Anonymous No.534168248
post what you got
meh
Anonymous No.534168781 >>534169909
>>534143137
rank 200 in peru is like 4000 or maybe even unranked immortal in na
Anonymous No.534169281 >>534169798
I feel like melee heroes as a concept are just dead.
Anonymous No.534169798
>>534169281
what?
Anonymous No.534169909 >>534171037
>>534168781
NA and peru are the same ranks though
Anonymous No.534170735
>get into immortal draft lobby on eu
>players listed from lowest to highest mmr
>triple digit player between two 4k ranked players
Do americans really?
Anonymous No.534171037
>>534169909
no its not
Anonymous No.534171656
Sex with goat guy
Anonymous No.534171718
>doesn't work with custom games
What a shame. I'd love for more incentive e to play the only thing worth my time, 12v12.
Anonymous No.534171823 >>534172185 >>534172434 >>534173161
when is shadow demon good? his skillset only seems to be good paired with other heroes
Anonymous No.534172185
>>534171823
in ranked where you're forced to first round support every time? never
Anonymous No.534172434
>>534171823
He screws over targets who want to focus on one target like LC and Troll, also good against heroes with long targeted disables like Shaman and Bane and Demonic Purge is good against other melee carries if they're not going to be just blinking on top of you, if your team doesn't have anyone to take advantage of his catch he's not very good at disabling though and while Disseminate is probably really good in numbers I've never been wowed by it to the point you can tell right away that's what won a fight
Anonymous No.534173161
>>534171823
They nerfed him hard. His Shard used to be 7 seconds duration and got 3 charges with Aghs, but then they removed the extra charges and reduced the duration so it went from 21 seconds of continuous dispel to 5.
Anonymous No.534173237
Io buff WHEN
Anonymous No.534173890
when is zeus getting removed from the game
Anonymous No.534173998
>good goy points dropped to 8.6k
>overwatch is now available
i don't understand
Anonymous No.534175048 >>534175651
>play normals since i took ~1y break
>previous rank ancient 2
>face div4+ and immortals
the fuck volvo
Anonymous No.534175651 >>534176035 >>534176228
>>534175048
normals is first 10 players they can get together
ranks aren't taken into account at all
why would they be, after all? it's normals
Anonymous No.534176035 >>534176084
>>534175651
theres mmr for normals too
Anonymous No.534176084 >>534176294
>>534176035
even so
Anonymous No.534176228
>>534175651
You're thinking about ranked.
Anonymous No.534176294 >>534177313
>>534176084
thats like a 4k mmr difference, breddy wide
Anonymous No.534176667 >>534176912 >>534178254
>pick active neutral
>never use it
Anonymous No.534176912
>>534176667
That's me, though sometimes I will realise I should have used it and then use it even when it does nothing
Anonymous No.534177313
>>534176294
>ancient 2
>divine and low immortal
>4k mmr difference
It's like 1.5k at most
Anonymous No.534177426 >>534178097 >>534217668
New hero :

Hawk, The Knight Flames
Universal, Meele

Skill 1 : Inburn
Hawk enchants his blade in fire causing his next attacks to cost mana and deal bonus damage.
Has no cost when hitting targets below 51% HP.
Enemies struck at 51% HP below take 2x bonus damage.

Damage : 30/50/70/90
Manacost per attack : 8 + 2% of Mana.

Cooldown : 0

Skill 2 : Knight Figure
Creates image of Hawk on a target area that performs 4 spin attacks.
Receives bonus damage equal to Inburn.

Cooldown : 25/20/15/10

Skill 3 : Higher Fiery
When nearby enemies HP are reduced, Hawk damage taken is reduced and his damage dealt is increased.
Max bonus is granted at 51% HP of target.

Max damage reduction : 30%/35%/45%/50%
Max damage increase : 30%/35%/45%/50%
Detection range : 1300

Linger duration : 0/1/2/3

Skill Q : Fate Prism
Corners all nearby enemies with a triangular shape fiery walls.
If they go out of the walls, their hp is reduced by 51% of their max hp and heals Hawk.

Prism Duration : 8

Cooldown : 120/80/40

Talent :
25. +600 Attack Range / -5 Knight Figure CD
20. -20 Fate Prism CD / +90 Inburn Damage
15. Recast to teleport on Knight Figure / Knight Figure slows by 100% for 0.5 seconds
10. +3 Fate Prism Duration / +1 Knight Figure Attacks

Aghanims :
Grants 2 charges for Knight figure.

Shard :
Knight Figure uses item effects.

Facet 1 :
Each Kill restores hawk's mana by 50%

Facet 2 :
Higher Fiery works on buildings

Innate passive :

Mental Trauma :
Each 4 attacks take 20% mana from the target.
10% of the mana stolen is dealt as pure damage.
Anonymous No.534178097
>>534177426
insanely good prompt PSG!
Anonymous No.534178254
>>534176667
I use Tumbler's Toy but I always forget to use Essence Ring and the Gale book thingy and die with them available.
Anonymous No.534179535 >>534179814 >>534180107
why is everyone so much better at art than me
Anonymous No.534179814
>>534179535
Show us your art
Anonymous No.534180107
>>534179535
You heard him, post your art so I can save it
Anonymous No.534181230 >>534181328
How do I equip the animations from this event? The portal one for example
Anonymous No.534181328 >>534181724
>>534181230
It's automatic
Anonymous No.534181724
>>534181328
I'm checking it out in the demo and I still have the old ones
Anonymous No.534182391 >>534182454
What happened to trilaning, solo offlane or jungle start?
Anonymous No.534182454
>>534182391
People realised it's dogshit
Anonymous No.534183716 >>534183909 >>534184278 >>534184924
Qrd on the new patch bros?
Anonymous No.534183909 >>534184317
>>534183716
Gay goat guy gives us free shit to tide us over until the real event release
Anonymous No.534184127
It took them THIS long to release this patch? It's like a days work for an intern
Anonymous No.534184278 >>534184564
>>534183716
blademail nerfed
illusion heroes buffed
Anonymous No.534184317 >>534184506
>>534183909
Like every day or when you win or what?
Anonymous No.534184506 >>534185517
>>534184317
Anonymous No.534184564 >>534184974
>>534184278
>illusion heroes buffed
No?
Anonymous No.534184924
>>534183716
grok patch
Anonymous No.534184974 >>534185264
>>534184564
maelstrom nerf
Anonymous No.534185158
Sky got the biggest buff
Anonymous No.534185264 >>534185597
>>534184974
Item description bug fix.
Anonymous No.534185517
>>534184506
Oh fuck i have to play the game shit
Anonymous No.534185597 >>534187561
>>534185264
No it isn't, it did do 50% more damage to illusions, it was added in 7.34 although I really don't understand the patch notes, either it's meant to be a joke or whoever is writing them is an idiot
Anonymous No.534186243 >>534186795
So now that Maelstrom is kill which item do I buy to counter PL?
Anonymous No.534186245 >>534186359
Dendi is actually quite bad at the game, he has zero game sense.
Anonymous No.534186359 >>534186506
>>534186245
he has the game sense of a 40 year old man (which he is) that developed his game senses 20 years ago when it was a completely different game
Anonymous No.534186506
>>534186359
I mean plenty of players at his age still have good game sense. Right now he's pretty much afking mid as QoP and wondering why his team is upset.
Anonymous No.534186795 >>534187121
>>534186243
Radiance pos 3
Shivas mid
Battlefury carry
Anonymous No.534187121
>>534186795
Radiance shiva bloodstone dark seer with double ion shell stupid illusion heroes are gay
Anonymous No.534187561
>>534185597
>or whoever is writing them is an idiot
Well he's stuck patching this game.
Anonymous No.534188258 >>534188947
>stupidly positive in every game
>no chat, only use wheels for dont give up!, relax, etc
>commend 90% of players regardless of outcome
>only lose a handful of games, still try my hardest when i know its inevitable
>report comes in, +70 good goy points
this system is the most broken sadistic shit ever produced by mankind
Anonymous No.534188773 >>534188904
What do i do to get the arcanas curios?
Anonymous No.534188904 >>534189046
>>534188773
you get one every 10 lvls up to 10 total
Anonymous No.534188947 >>534189609
>>534188258
You can't even gain any points beyond 12k, what's the point
Anonymous No.534189046 >>534189941
>>534188904
But i already have 4 arcanas from free events how many are there left for me to get?
Anonymous No.534189434
>>534156381
I want pos 4 Mk to come back. The hero's design feels custom made to be a pos 4, yet he's balanced around being a fucking carry for some reason.
Anonymous No.534189609 >>534189639
>>534188947
the point is, ive been stuck hovering around 7k since they increased the max and my queue times are longer than the games themselves
Anonymous No.534189639 >>534189818
>>534189609
How
Anonymous No.534189818 >>534190196
>>534189639
i dont fucking know how, i used to always sit around 7-8k since that was the golden sweet spot but then i stopped playing for a while around the time of the change and i guess it gave everyone time to readjust to the new figures or some shit. now im stuck with the people id expect to see in 2k
Anonymous No.534189941 >>534191676
>>534189046
there is a wiki for that info
Anonymous No.534190123
>Still Furion, QoP, SF, Shaman and 3 Blademails per team every game
Anonymous No.534190196 >>534190826
>>534189818
What game mode do you queue for and do you have incoming communication on?
Anonymous No.534190826 >>534191238
>>534190196
normal all pick on both us servers. i keep incoming chat enabled since its a fucking cooperative multiplayer strategy game but the moment someone says anything even remotely abrasive they get muted. i unmute people after the 30 minute mark just to see if theyve actually strapped themselves in at that point
Anonymous No.534191238 >>534191567
>>534190826
Good, don't disable chat, it's a rookie mistake that will net you more reports than it would prevent.
Unranked is a dead mode, ranked is like 10 times as populated so queue that for faster queues.
Anonymous No.534191567 >>534192051
>>534191238
are you sure it worth it? the few times ive played ranked have been consistently worse than even the most retarded of lobbies and i feel like the report factor is even higher than turbo
Anonymous No.534191676
>>534189941
spoonfeed me
Anonymous No.534192051
>>534191567
As long as you don't grief and play like shit the shorter queue times should make up for it.
Anonymous No.534192241 >>534192612 >>534194176
Dotards, does the lvl xp stay at 1,00 per lvl or do those kites at valve raise it every lvl or 10 lvls?
Anonymous No.534192612 >>534193349
>>534192241
It increases by 10% each level, so 1000 for 1>2, 1100 for 2>3, 1210 for 3>4, 1330 for 4>5 and so on.
Oh and it doesnt overflow, if you get 650 xp at 999/1000 you start at 0 the next level.
Anonymous No.534192789
ive played 2 single draft low pro games and got zero xp from either
Anonymous No.534193327
I miss when secret was a team
Anonymous No.534193349 >>534193679
>>534192612
>it doesnt overflow
lmao wtf, not like you can be off by 1 at least but still
Anonymous No.534193679
>>534193349
I just all of that up lol
Anonymous No.534193730 >>534195931
>pick le balanced green man with FREE aegis
>win
nice game dotards
Anonymous No.534194176
>>534192241
nice wordplay
Anonymous No.534194364
esports when ?
Anonymous No.534195443
Vore hero when
Anonymous No.534195931
>>534193730
*buys diffusal*
Wow that was hard
Anonymous No.534196264
free my niggas negrobook
Anonymous No.534198008 >>534198349
When are they buffing witch doctor?
Anonymous No.534198349
>>534198008
When are they buffing mirana?
Anonymous No.534200693 >>534201742 >>534225994
which heroes give you the ick?
Anonymous No.534201742
>>534200693
splitpush heroes like tinker and arc warden
Anonymous No.534202518 >>534202980 >>534203425
Anyone feel like the Smurf situation is just getting worse? Played against an sf yesterday who was their entire team, he had 48 MVPs and a level 0 profile. It's like a plague, anyone got any info on what the hell is going on with ladder?
Anonymous No.534202980
>>534202518
>their mid
>200 matches
>our mid
>5k win
its over
Anonymous No.534203425
>>534202518
They should decriminalise smurfing
Anonymous No.534204362 >>534204531 >>534204963 >>534208624
i am 100% convinced that the matchmaking is rigged to give you absolute retards 10 games in a row after a solid win streak
Anonymous No.534204531
>>534204362
what made you think so?
Anonymous No.534204963
>>534204362
This is when they inject the level 0 profiles into your lobby
Anonymous No.534208624
>>534204362
I don't get that experience.
Anonymous No.534210832 >>534211231
cant carry these fucking russian animals
Anonymous No.534211063
What's good build for Mars in lower ranks? If I go for normal utility build it's really rough exoeoenxe.
Anonymous No.534211231 >>534211850
>>534210832
>5 support heroes
Where are your cores?
Anonymous No.534211243 >>534212407
they fed so hard it doesnt matter if im buff
Anonymous No.534211302
>>534148847
Paypigs already got fucked by not having any way to buy shit doe
Free events like this are third world coded
>aaah I heckin' love free arcanas even though it makes the item worthless in the long run and just a second default skin
Anonymous No.534211850
>>534211231
In russia
Anonymous No.534212407 >>534212829
The antique gave me a chest instead of just an outright skin, if it was an arcana(unlikely) it would have to be direct. Has anyone gotten a cosmetic not tied to a chest?
>>534211243
>-60
>mid AA in a team full of supports
oh im laffing
Anonymous No.534212829 >>534213225
>>534212407
im always first pick lil bro
Anonymous No.534213225 >>534214007
>>534212829
Genius, now you can absolve yourself of every single loss by simply blaming your teammates drafting.
Anonymous No.534214007 >>534280609 >>534280798
>>534213225
I don't. I blame this loss on my teammates being garbage subhuman animals not the draft nor every loss.
They scatter around and feed relentlessly without paying attention to positioning and stuff like that even in the laning phase they fed uber hard the mk was like 8-1 or whatever
Anonymous No.534214303 >>534214964
what should I do when this happens. whats the point
Anonymous No.534214738 >>534215157
I got 600 mmr in a week after enabling the no chat incoming option. So much pinging and shit was ruining my concentration in my own game probably idk
Anonymous No.534214964 >>534215221
>>534214303
hope for a good teamfight
comeback mechanics give you loads of gold
Anonymous No.534215157
>>534214738
Welcome to herald 4 bro
Anonymous No.534215221
>>534214964
thyere just going in alone one after another after respawning. never in my life ive been so sure these were bots
Anonymous No.534217668
>>534177426
can you no not post edgy japo fromslop garbage thanks faggot
Anonymous No.534218293 >>534218659
>Queue ranked, 7k MMR EUWest
>My pos1 Medusa buys Eternal Shroud
7k MMR.
Anonymous No.534218659 >>534225604
>>534218293
>shitter mmr
>act surprised you get shitters
Anonymous No.534218936 >>534219459 >>534220443 >>534220594 >>534221295
guys I found one of your players in deadlock, he added me after the game to tell me how much of a nobody I was and big of a pro he is. What do you think, is he the biggest name in gaming?
Anonymous No.534219459
>>534218936
He's a fraud and failure that makes "guides" yet is too trash to play in a tier 3 "pro" team
Anonymous No.534219608 >>534225715
Is Mars shit hero to spam in pubs? Seems like all the stars need to align to have good match. You need good teammates and correct heroes.
Anonymous No.534220443 >>534220985
>>534218936
that not bsj
Anonymous No.534220594 >>534220985
>>534218936
>fell for it
lmao
Anonymous No.534220985 >>534221234
>>534220443
>>534220594
I listened to one of his videos afterwards, it sure sounded like him

who would pretend to be a washed up failed streamer?
Anonymous No.534221234 >>534221906
>>534220985
>t. grubby
It's not him lmao
Anonymous No.534221295
>>534218936
Lol are you sure that was him if it is wasn't he big on PMA
Anonymous No.534221906
>>534221234
seriously tho who would add someone after the game to call them a nobody and then link the dota wiki page of some washed up streamer
Anonymous No.534223316 >>534224698 >>534225232
Dota bros... why is our hero Dendi hardstuck Platinum/Gold I in League of Legends despite playing almost having played 500 games already?
Anonymous No.534224698
>>534223316
I think you should be killed with a shotgun
Anonymous No.534225232
>>534223316
Because he's trash?
Anonymous No.534225604
>>534218659
You'd THINK that in Immortal a Medusa player will know that Eternal Shroud doesn't work on Mana Shield.
Anonymous No.534225715 >>534272606
>>534219608
mars can be great since his ult is low cd so you dont really need to do more than pit one hero
that said his damage blows and he doesnt scale well beyond refresher so you need to follow up on team mates
Anonymous No.534225994
>>534200693
disruptor
Anonymous No.534226073 >>534226225 >>534226251
>4 is bitching in chat about 5 not buying enough wards
he's on bounty hunter
Anonymous No.534226225 >>534226818
>>534226073
Wards are free and a Bounty Hunter can place good deep wards that a pos5 CM won't be able to.
Anonymous No.534226251
>>534226073
That's no excuse, pos 5 is the ward bitch
Anonymous No.534226818
>>534226225
very astute
makes it all the more confusing
game was an automatic loss regardless of that retardation due to offlane wasting like 20g to the timer and then picking riki but still

I think the funniest thing about it is that lion (5) actually did have more wards placed than bh, only letting the stockpile buildup for bh to ragebuy 4 of each after we were pushed into our base and literally couldn't do anything anywhere at all
Anonymous No.534231006 >>534232808
>lose game at 10 minutes
>can't even afk farm until the end becuase I ran out of tokens and was forced into supporting
Anonymous No.534232808 >>534232920
>>534231006
you really think afk farm is appropriate at 10 minutes?
Anonymous No.534232920 >>534233117 >>534233569
>>534232808
I made that post at 15 minutes as the enemy was sieging our barracks
Anonymous No.534233117 >>534233183
>>534232920
i posted after winning a game because i tried my best
Anonymous No.534233183 >>534233220
>>534233117
good for you
not all of us can be so lucky
Anonymous No.534233220 >>534233913
>>534233183
Maybe you should try winning instead of giving up
Anonymous No.534233569 >>534233913
>>534232920
if at any point in a dota game you are alt tabbing out then you are the problem
Anonymous No.534233737
I can't believe Dota died of ligma
Anonymous No.534233757
>i'm too bored to play this game i'm afk
>lets fuckin goooooo queue for another game
Anonymous No.534233913
>>534233220
I won't.
I refuse.
These creatures, these filthy things valve shoves towards me and calls teammates... I just fucking hate them. They deserve to lose. They CHOSE to lose.
Who am I to fight against their wishes? Must I be perfect in every single match I play? Must I win against not only the enemy team but my own as well? Is the effort worth the minute amount of MMR I'd receive? Is it worth the shitty matchmaking I'd get after proving myself capable of winning with retards who are more retarded than the enemy's?
I don't think that's very fair, but gambling never really is.
>>534233569
I didn't, of course.
I dutifully cast my spells, bought my wards to put on the edges of the triangle, and got killed on cooldown as the enemy sat in our base like fat niggers and refused to end the game properly because my team was incapable of defending anything.
And that's not even a 'my team is so retarded waah' type of statement, we were literally incapable of taking more than two of them down before getting teamwiped.
Hell, we even won a fight the enemy played like shit. Still didn't make a difference.
Anonymous No.534236095 >>534236357 >>534236462 >>534237107 >>534237418
>reach 2800 MMR
>supports start rotating mid
>everyone on the enemy team is doing his job
>they play as 5
>I have tilted Indians on my team
So this is when the game becomes unfun? Never had less fun than this.

I won my lane, but as a sidenote, why does Silencer deal 2/3 of your HP with 2 abilities that he can't miss?
Anonymous No.534236357 >>534236801
>>534236095
He's very strong in lane but becomes a ranged creep when you get a dispel. Win-lane lose-game hero if the enemy team doesn't snowball off of the free lane win.
Anonymous No.534236462 >>534236801
>>534236095
>why does Silencer deal 2/3 of your HP with 2 abilities
doesn't happen
>that he can't miss
he can
Anonymous No.534236801
>>534236357
I raped him in lane with OD but again for the second time this hero just felt weak because they started rolling over my team before I hit any of my real timings, they also had annoying nigger lineup I couldn't get close to yet could get close to us.
It seems I just do better with literally any other hero despite having like 150 matches on OD with good winrate. Think I'm gonna shelve him for now.
>>534236462
>doesn't happen
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Anonymous No.534237107
>>534236095
>why does Silencer deal 2/3 of your HP with 2 abilities that he can't miss?
because he is slow as a brick and has no escape mecanism, he is a glorified ranged creep.
Anonymous No.534237289
Turbo is the only mode i play, standard is fucking boring and slow as shit, they should just abandon it
Anonymous No.534237313 >>534237559
You play in lane vs Silencer the same way you play vs Undying, don't give him double Decay/Curse. Stay away from your lane partner so he has to cast Arcane Curse on 1 target.
Once you have level 2~3 go on him together, he's fragile and slow.
Anonymous No.534237418 >>534237505
>>534236095
>>supports start rotating mid
enjoy your won lane :)
Anonymous No.534237505 >>534237748
>>534237418
He's a mid player (OD, vs mid Silencer).
Anonymous No.534237559 >>534237734
>>534237313
He was mid, I absolutely pooped on him with CSing, he was not even a problem, I just bought 2 salves, but it's very annoying.
I laned vs Huskar today and I felt better.
Anyways, as I'm analysing the replay now it seems enemy Underlord had a free game and snowballed with Pipe and Greaves which is not nice for my hero.
Anonymous No.534237734
>>534237559
I appreciate the sidelane tip by the way, in the case I career switch to pos 1 it will be useful.
Anonymous No.534237748
>>534237505
yes and his supports are rotating mid :)
Anonymous No.534239006 >>534239819 >>534250523
Region lock PLEASE.
Anonymous No.534239539
>nothingburger patch
>non-event
yeah, this game is dead.
Anonymous No.534239819 >>534240145
>>534239006
There should be a language lock at least. If you queue up to Europe West with English language selected and it puts you in a match with people that only have English language selected and you try to type in Cyrillic you should get banned on the spot.
Anonymous No.534240008
lost 300 pts of behavior score. time to go allmute cocoon mode and spam commands at the end of each game
Anonymous No.534240145 >>534240294
>>534239819
>he thinks Russians are the problem
It's the Russian 5 man team that wiped us out (I had an Egyptian, an Iranian and a "British" person, the last one I can't tell but it was a carry who disconnected every 2 minutes).
Russians played like they're Team Liquid on methamphetamines.

No, it's not enough to speak English, I demand Iran be fully isolated from the world, I've never seen worse players, even Poles from old League I cried about are great compared to them.
Anonymous No.534240294
>>534240145
4000 hours playing Europe West I've never heard Arabic so if I've played with Egyptians they said nothing or spoke English, but yea the Turks and Iranians are a problem.
Anonymous No.534241112 >>534252516
My ranking of skill levels:
1. Russians, eastern Europeans in general (mechanically skilled, but a dice roll socially. chances are they're drunk or depressed)
2. Western Europeans (little mechanical skills, passive-aggressive on mic, however can think and make macro plays)
gap
3. Turks (cortisol worsens their gameplay, constantly angry but you can manage to pull through with them sometimes)
Humanity ends below
Huge gap
4. Arabs
small gap
5. Spics
Big gap
6. Indians
Extreme gap
7. Iranians (90% of them kids in internet cafe, 10% stupid retards with 10k matches)
Anonymous No.534243625 >>534305781
What's the only thing worse than being a Dota 2 player?
Being an Iranian Dota 2 player!
Anonymous No.534245278
>play zxc 1000-7 cocoon yatoro mode all mute
>no urge to go afk PvE jungle out of spite
Anonymous No.534245698
>5 picked mireska
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.534250523
>>534239006
valve didn't even add hard region lock when SA killed the game in NA what makes you think they'll add it now
Anonymous No.534250886
>>534129479
the uuoh would be off the charts and crash valves servers.
Anonymous No.534251285
I have far too much faith in my teammates
Anonymous No.534252516
>>534241112
It seems to me like the worst regions are always the ones full of retarded little kids in cafes. Spics are still stupid but far less so than back when the game was FOTM in South America and you had to play with "MONKY D LUFY" on your team.
Anonymous No.534253246 >>534253327 >>534254281
now that the dust has settled are we back chat?
Anonymous No.534253327
>>534253246
NO
THE GAME IS DEAD OK
FUCKING DEADTA 2 SHITA 2 DOTART RETARD GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THE GAME IS DEAD
PLAY LEAGUE INSTEAD
Anonymous No.534254281
>>534253246
Game has never been more dead.
Anonymous No.534254358
My communication score is never going back up. I can't help myself but to call my stupid peruvian teammates all sorts of slurs when they play like the subhuman retards they are.
Anonymous No.534254375 >>534254707
>Hoodwink
>Kez
>Quartero
It seems every new hero/character Valve introduces has a 33% chance of being a furfag
Anonymous No.534254707 >>534256353
>>534254375
Furry game
Fluffy Lina soon
Anonymous No.534256353
>>534254707
t.
Anonymous No.534258334 >>534264659
>team gets cocky because we are 7-30 so doesn't do roshan because archonfags are like that, push hg, give an ultrakill to the enemy carry, panic and after respawning then rosh with everyone in the enemy team alive and without vision and die again to their carry
Thanks God you can't lose with furion or else I would be really mad right now
Anonymous No.534263617 >>534263861 >>534263928
I'm not gonna make it brahs
Anonymous No.534263861
>>534263617
same
it's over for me
gg no re
Anonymous No.534263928
>>534263617
same, im 30yo and I couldn't become a pro.
Anonymous No.534264659
>>534258334
Unironically threaten to euthanize the game if your team doesn't do rosh with you. Viable tactic above 1k.
Anonymous No.534265528 >>534266224 >>534266691 >>534267680
>>534136298
>nobody took my request
it's fucking joever bros
Anonymous No.534266224
>>534265528
Drawfags left a long time ago, dotard.
Anonymous No.534266691
>>534265528
just ask chatgpt bro
Anonymous No.534267680
>>534265528
we tried to tell you
Anonymous No.534270486
>>534131928
oh its you
Anonymous No.534271552 >>534274494
hang all lion niggers
I have yet to see ONE to ward shit.
Anonymous No.534271694
You shouldn't be able to play ranked after 1 fucking month of not playing the game.
Everytime these fags go 1-17 or similar, fuck off.
Anonymous No.534272606
>>534225715
That explains why I rarely have good match on him.
Anonymous No.534273132 >>534276082
Curios feels like a kind of clearance sale. Like they're just trying to get as many customers/players in the door as possible without worrying about profit margins.
Anonymous No.534273563
>won mid
>won sidelanes
>threw the game getting the wrong item
These are the worst
Anonymous No.534274494 >>534276620
>>534271552
jajajaja
>shift queues eblade
Anonymous No.534276082 >>534276708
>>534273132
Anyone who actually thinks the battlepass is coming back is severely retarded and has already forgotten how fucking terribad they were at the end, they were priced with whales in mind and no one else. The sole redeeming aspect of the last battlepass was the inherent comedy of turning a white woman into a dog.
Valve knows they fucked up royal and the game has been in a very long sunset since then. The free hat thing is just because the game happens to be a vanity project that Gaben condones and it's still better for image than just silently letting the game rot.
Anonymous No.534276620
>>534274494
>carry 2/4/11
>lion 10/12/3
Anonymous No.534276708
>>534276082
In what way did they "fuck up"? They chose to abandon it, they didn't fail at it. Or you mean that it didn't give enough profit and their marketing failed so they only relied on whales?
Anonymous No.534277703 >>534278037 >>534278706 >>534278789 >>534282820 >>534290739
>topson streams
>he's just bitching like a 15 year old
Why are all dota streamers like this?
Anonymous No.534278037
>>534277703
All the streamers who loved the game are long gone.
You either love the game and then let it go or you spend a decade playing it and slowly grow bitter and hateful that this is your life now.

Sing is a good example of someone who left before turning bitter.
Dendi is a good example of someone who has stuck around and even he cries all stream now.

I can't stand watching Dota streamers anymore and it's no surprise the game has had a steady decline on Twitch for years now. Everyone streaming the game is just an insufferable crying bitter asshole.
Anonymous No.534278706
>>534277703
lol because that what type of game it is no game gets you this mad most team dependent game made
Anonymous No.534278789
>>534277703
He can't shout at his wife or kid so he vents over dota.
Anonymous No.534278896
>30 minute queue
>someone declines
>this repeats 3+ times
im going to kill myself
Anonymous No.534279376 >>534279434
god's punishment to me
Anonymous No.534279434
>>534279376
I like how he just bought a little of every item
Anonymous No.534280429
How do you win against bursty mids as sf?
Anonymous No.534280609
>>534214007
bad items
Anonymous No.534280798
>>534214007
Lol no one got lotus that wins you the game
If bh went into lotus after his sprit vessel you probably win gave lion wd qop a free game
Anonymous No.534282820
>>534277703
people who play video games for 10 hours a day and don't have normal jobs are manchildren and pro players are not magically exempt from this
Anonymous No.534284643 >>534284757 >>534286406 >>534286967 >>534289080 >>534316036
>new massive patch
>everyone still picks the same heroes like before
Anonymous No.534284757
>>534284643
>new massive patch
Anonymous No.534286406 >>534286802
>>534284643
Even in this tiny patch they're still nerfing carries for no reason (TA).
Not even a carry player but lol.
Anonymous No.534286802
>>534286406
>nerfing carries for no reason
Anonymous No.534286967
>>534284643
List 5 massive changes in this patch
Anonymous No.534289080
>>534284643
I mean blademail basically got halved. You have to admit it was pretty busted before, but blademail offlaners are still good regardless (axe, dawn, LC etc.)
Anonymous No.534290659 >>534291084
Insider here
Next major patch will be about the Oglodi vs Keen conflict. Keens are invading Oglodi lands and even sent their Ogre slaves to shoot rockets there.
When drafting the first captain gets to choose Oglodi or Keen and the other team gets the other choice. Each hero will be either Oglodi or Keen (no in between). The Oglodi team gets extra damage vs low health targets while the Keen team gets increased gold gain passively.
Anonymous No.534290739
>>534277703
To be fair, his teams are full of retards.
Anonymous No.534291084 >>534291226 >>534292221
>>534290659
Also the Oglodis will accuse the Keens of committing genocide even though they were the aggressors.
Anonymous No.534291226 >>534291275
>>534291084
starting a conflict isnt a green light to have genocide committed against you
Anonymous No.534291275 >>534291495
>>534291226
Never said it was
Anonymous No.534291495 >>534291729
>>534291275
then why does it matter who started it
Anonymous No.534291729 >>534291871
>>534291495
Accusing the other side of foul play when you are the aggressor? I don't know, seems worth mentioning.
Anonymous No.534291871 >>534291959
>>534291729
genocide isnt "foul play"
its a war crime
Anonymous No.534291924
>how to get /d2g/ to page 1
>mention the Keens
Anonymous No.534291959 >>534291975
>>534291871
I think you might be getting carried away
Anonymous No.534291975 >>534292040
>>534291959
you're the one justifying genocide
Anonymous No.534292040 >>534292117
>>534291975
How am I justifying genocide, exactly?
Anonymous No.534292117 >>534292178
>>534292040
by suggesting it was the original aggressor at fault when their enemy commits genocide against them
Anonymous No.534292178 >>534292221
>>534292117
I never said this.
Anonymous No.534292221 >>534292274
>>534292178
you alluded to it here
>>534291084
Anonymous No.534292274 >>534292316
>>534292221
I don't see it.
Anonymous No.534292316 >>534292367
>>534292274
you're being obtuse then
Anonymous No.534292367 >>534292425
>>534292316
Explain it to me then.
Anonymous No.534292425 >>534292472
>>534292367
you asked me to do that already and i did to which you said nuh uh doesnt count like a retard
Anonymous No.534292472 >>534292525
>>534292425
You haven't explained anything.
Anonymous No.534292525 >>534292582
>>534292472
now you're just flat out lying
Anonymous No.534292582 >>534292634
>>534292525
I'm looking everywhere, yet I can't see your explanation. I must conclude that you have no explanation.
Anonymous No.534292634 >>534292694
>>534292582
cant see something you dont want to find
Anonymous No.534292694 >>534292758
>>534292634
Or maybe it doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.534292758 >>534292818
>>534292694
considering you still dont know for sure, you should continue looking
Anonymous No.534292818 >>534292861
>>534292758
Or maybe you're going to actually explain it.
Anonymous No.534292861 >>534292932
>>534292818
now you're calling me a liar
Anonymous No.534292932 >>534292985
>>534292861
Seems so. Unless you're going to prove me wrong and provide an explanation.
Anonymous No.534292985 >>534293129
>>534292932
why would i do that when you already dont believe me
you'll just say nuh uh doesnt count again
Anonymous No.534293025
Your MENA support went 2/11 minute 20 and gave the enemy team all of their early item timings so you could have a good game, chud.
Anonymous No.534293129 >>534293203
>>534292985
So now you agree that you haven't provided an explanation?
Anonymous No.534293203 >>534293242
>>534293129
not at all
Anonymous No.534293242 >>534293301
>>534293203
My mistake. Could you reiterate it?
Anonymous No.534293301 >>534293468
>>534293242
no
you can keep looking for yourself since you're the one who cant find it
Anonymous No.534293468 >>534293651
>>534293301
This is just insane. You claimed that I was justifying genocide, yet you're the one who is unhinged. How the fuck is that even possible?
Anonymous No.534293651 >>534293674
>>534293468
no need for insults
Anonymous No.534293674
>>534293651
Eat shit
Anonymous No.534293813 >>534293874
finally after like 500 hours this meta i have learned, at least to my theory, there is about 20 or so "ez" heroes to play
these are the heroes to "try to win" with (in pubs I guess is the theory)
Anonymous No.534293874 >>534294674
>>534293813
list them
Anonymous No.534294650 >>534295304
I really like the female am persona but I fucking hate playing am
Anonymous No.534294674 >>534294785
>>534293874
warlock, wd, axe, pa (lenient), sniper, void spirit (lenient), wr (lenient), wk, fv (very lenient), legion commander, ww (a bit lenient), ss and lion are maybes along with silencer, lifestealer, pudge, medusa, slark ,sf
lenient means a bit. theres mroe too

basically anyone thats a right click carry or a big ult/spell cast

zeus may be viable, in perspective, in that he is just a spellcaster but with divines toppering him off with refresher and aghs he might be able to wheel into late with that said that means all spellcasters.
basically shit like kotl and primal beast
all agi right clicks are viable even including bs
Anonymous No.534294785
>>534294674
>basically shit like kotl and primal beast
these are not viable is what i meant to say (although in retrospect kotl has a big wisp ult with refresher)
Anonymous No.534295304 >>534295960
>>534294650
play him with no bf its the only enjoyable way and it works too
Anonymous No.534295745
lets fucking go im level 2
Anonymous No.534295960 >>534296441 >>534296572
>>534295304
what's the build?
Anonymous No.534296441 >>534296519 >>534296668
>>534295960
if you want to be a true star, its just build diffusal. if you are actually implying bf is anything but meme comparitive to the anti-mage's almighty diffusal then no
Anonymous No.534296519
>>534296441
why not both
Anonymous No.534296572 >>534296668
>>534295960
difusal, radiance, maelstrom anything really just not bf since literally everything else is cheaper and enables you to fight
Anonymous No.534296668 >>534296837
>>534296441
>>534296572
thanks
Anonymous No.534296837
>>534296668
and then MANTA and basher? or skadi idk whatever you like
Anonymous No.534297674
heres a meme
Anonymous No.534297687
>called 3 times
>some siberian zigger fails to connect
Yeah eu west is lit
Anonymous No.534297972
>be mid player
>queue all roles
>get carry
>huh
>pick Sven
>hit creeps to hit the usual items
>press R, blink and stun, kill 2 of them in nanosecond
>pull back, go hit creeps
>repeat inbetween picking off targets solo
>get aegis, BKB, Satanic, we have catch with Puck
>win
Chill role not gonna lie. Though Sven without R felt like a creep in fights but I didn't take those until the end.
Anonymous No.534300070 >>534301969 >>534302439
There is something really wrong with dota players.

I've been posting on here a few months back when I was learning the game, well I still am learning but I'm nearing 1k hours in dota sitting in 2,8k mmr. Back to the topic, no matter how ahead the team is, dota players just refuse to end the game if there are rax still standing at any lane. Unless there are 5 people dead on the enemy team or all the rax are destroyed they would rather go back to jungling than hit the ancient towers. I've had some discussion about it with my random teammates and they talk about muh buy back but that's the best way to force them out. I've never had such a problem playing League.

I think that the freedom this game gives you is just too much for the average player. I see people building shit items all the time, the aforementioned push-3-lanes-then-end cult and overall people trying to replicate something the high elo players do without adapting the play to the current scenario of the ongoing game.

I can't go back to League as Dota is an infinitely better game but it's really frustrating, EVERY damn game is stale as fuck and even if it's a 1 side stomp early the game will last 30-40 minutes because people in this elo have no idea what tempo means.
Anonymous No.534301969
>>534300070
>well I still am learning but I'm nearing 1k hours in dota sitting in 2,8k mmr
Lmao, same MMR, just nearing 900 hours. Based newchad.
>I think that the freedom this game gives you is just too much for the average player
True, people are stupid, League is for babies, doesn't help that DOTA has Indians, Arabs and Spics playing it (I played League a lot when I was a kid, I only recall Europeans playing on EUNE).
Anonymous No.534302439 >>534307343
>>534300070
>no matter how ahead the team is, dota players just refuse to end the game if there are rax still standing at any lane.
This stops at higher mmr, low mmr players don't know how to win
Anonymous No.534302987 >>534303135
>roleswap mid from carry
>everything's going well, even go on a winstreak
>get from 7000 to 7300
>suddenly I start to get anal raped by rubicks and OD's and lonedruids n shit
>yesterday lose 10 in a row
fuck this role is for subhumans I'm going back to carry
Anonymous No.534303135 >>534304082 >>534304258
>>534302987
>puck with bad facet
noob
Anonymous No.534304082 >>534304656
>>534303135
not him
why bad
Anonymous No.534304258
>>534303135
other facet is too hard I'm legit 1st timing puck
Anonymous No.534304656
>>534304082
Curveball makes you oneshot ranged creeps all game with the linger damage or something and it gives better mobility I don't know I don't play puck but every time I see someone pick him it's with curveball and the one time a guy picked the other facet like three people were shitting on him for picking the bad facet
t. 9k
Anonymous No.534305781 >>534313796
>>534243625
Does the mideast not have their own servers or do they just hate each other so much they would rather play with euros? t. NAfaag
Anonymous No.534307343 >>534308119
>>534302439
>Low mmr players just don't know how to win
Unranked newbab here, you just have to destroy the ancient right? If the other team has been eliminated, the most logical thing to do is to push, am I wrong?
Anonymous No.534308119
>>534307343
Not really, but there's gamesense things like knowing when you can push against a live team, when to force t4s, how to bait bbs, what to defend and what you should let the enemy take, objective trading etc.
Shitters just bumble around randomly until they by chance happen to be near an objective
Anonymous No.534313796
>>534305781
They do, but they play in euw anyway, like rusnigs and amerifats
Anonymous No.534315365 >>534316136
>pos1 is 6/0/5, dies once, types gg
>i call him out, he cries that i ks'd 3 of his kills as nyx pos4 (lmao)
>afk farms for the next 30 minutes
>ask him if he is iranian
>he responds in some brown subhuman language
why the fuck do they play on euw man
Anonymous No.534316036
>>534284643
>massive patch
lol
lmao even.
Anonymous No.534316136 >>534316816
>>534315365
Subhumans know that Europeans are superior and will do anything to emulate them while at the same time seething about them.
Anonymous No.534316365 >>534316703
the curios mini event is cool but why are there empty levels? what's the purpose of this
Anonymous No.534316703
>>534316365
Engagement metrics.
Anonymous No.534316816
>>534316136
If I see Spanish raging in chat from enemy team I've found just typing 'You are Brown.' completly shuts them up since they worship whites and are selfloathers.
Anonymous No.534316993 >>534318286
I play terrorblade
Anonymous No.534318286 >>534318668
>>534316993
Seems painful.
Anonymous No.534318668 >>534319912
>>534318286
I enjoy it quite a bit
Anonymous No.534319004 >>534319064
Are the goat guys event effects active by default as soon as you unlock them?
Anonymous No.534319064 >>534319253
>>534319004
yes
Anonymous No.534319253 >>534320041
>>534319064
But what's the point of them? Are the going to make them permanent next patch?
Anonymous No.534319912
>>534318668
I meant for your enemies.
Anonymous No.534320041
>>534319253
they are fun and no
Anonymous No.534326537 >>534329232
i miss him and his irrelevant american sports anecdotes
Anonymous No.534327509 >>534328034
What if Lina was cute
Anonymous No.534328034 >>534328627
>>534327509
she is cute
Anonymous No.534328627 >>534328898 >>534391170
>>534328034
She does not have the "Cute" descriptor so she canonically is not
Anonymous No.534328898 >>534329450 >>534391170
>>534328627
Where's that from lol
Anonymous No.534329232
>>534326537
kyle was a typical insufferable dotard
Anonymous No.534329450 >>534329701 >>534391170
>>534328898
The files, don't know what it's used for though and I don't think you can see it ingame
Anonymous No.534329701
>>534329450
Maybe for the battlepass challenges? I remember there being stuff like play any of X heroes without legs for example
Anonymous No.534334512 >>534337202
dead game
Anonymous No.534336182 >>534338470 >>534339043 >>534339538
how to avoid the urge to euthanize when all the lanes are lost
Anonymous No.534337202 >>534337983 >>534340191
>>534334512
590k people playing a 10+ year old game is not dead by any means.
Anonymous No.534337983
>>534337202
uuhhh sweatie... the liveness of a game is determined by the amount of posts on 4chan ok... who cares if 40% of real posters left after the hack
Anonymous No.534338470 >>534339043
>>534336182
remind yourself that the enemy is always capable of throwing the game
Anonymous No.534339043
>>534336182
This >>534338470
and tunes.
Anonymous No.534339138 >>534339323
All the generals i used to browse are dead including /vg
Anonymous No.534339323
>>534339138
really? every general i browse on /sp/ is alive
Anonymous No.534339538
>>534336182
mentally accept the loss because it makes winning a comeback funny instead of exhausting
Anonymous No.534340191 >>534340536
>>534337202
Thirdies don't count and are arguably even worse than lacking real players entirely. They will keep playing this game until the end of time.
Anonymous No.534340536
>>534340191
great cope
Anonymous No.534340909 >>534341214 >>534341432 >>534343521
Ok, so why do brown "people" play dota instead of league if both of them are free? Dota offers freedom while League forces you to follow the strict meta, yet White normies prefer Leagueslop
Anonymous No.534341214
>>534340909
I don't think people play League much either anymore, it's certainly not like it was 10 years ago when a lot of people played it.
>t. Balkanite
If they have numbers for EUNE for now and 10 years ago, and they're around the same, they're lying.
Anonymous No.534341432
>>534340909
Pure cultural momentum, and in Americans' case, most of them left for League back when it was normal to queue into games with nine spics in them.
Anonymous No.534341915 >>534342472 >>534344935 >>534346009
hold on dota+ is 3,50 euro a month
that's extremely cheap what the hell
Anonymous No.534342472
>>534341915
Its too cheap make it 50 so no russians could afford it
Anonymous No.534343521 >>534344060 >>534346056 >>534354423
>>534340909
League's more micro if you play certain heroes. Pic related makes me reinstall it from time to time. But honestly it might be because they can five stack with their discord buddies and if the game isn't fun insta surrender and be out of it onto the next game. It's also way simpler to learn so they can get others into it faster and you don't need to ever think about items since it's usually A>B>Y>X>C. And with NA the majority just plays a mode called allrandomallmid which is just more starter gold, less towers, and a single line map.
Anonymous No.534344060
>>534343521
a 5 stack can surrender in dota
Anonymous No.534344935
>>534341915
it's cheap because the only reason most people buy it is for the avoid list
Anonymous No.534346009
>>534341915
I'm thinking of getting it just to see if my game has a perfect behaviour score.
Anonymous No.534346056
>>534343521
I know all that since I had Master in League but Whites are supposed to be the more intelligent people while playing literal goyslop
Anonymous No.534346375 >>534348383 >>534350448
Best 3 carries for carrying low MMR?
Anonymous No.534346576 >>534348102 >>534390559
okay, /d2g/, I'm bad at the game but I want to get better at playing pos 3.Suggest 5 most braindead and effective heroes for this role and why should I pick them. Currently I'm playing bb\cent\slardar. Also general advises on how to bully enemy carry and win the lane are welcome.
Anonymous No.534348102 >>534348718
>>534346576
LC - single target annihilation
Axe - amazing engage, fight starter
Underlord - fight starter, great utility with aghs and aura items
Anonymous No.534348383 >>534354568
>>534346375
ursa morphling furion
Anonymous No.534348718
>>534348102
I've tried Axe but on my shitter MMR I feel like even if I make a good call and catch 2-3 people my team rarely follows. I'll try LC next time, thanks.
Anonymous No.534349921 >>534350865
>spend 2 hours in queue only to be met with a 2-stack of braindead favela monkeys that go a combined 4-40
i didnt deserve to lose for a single fucking second. why are these dumb fucking niggers allowed to breathe the same air as me, let alone be let into my games?
Anonymous No.534350048
dotabuff has some guy who was in my team 3 times this week under 'friends you played with' and the issue is his profile picture is a smelly dirty indian face.i don't want that on my profile. im not friends with him, thats not right
Anonymous No.534350448 >>534354568
>>534346375
Bloodseeker, terror, riki
Anonymous No.534350865
>>534349921
At least russians are dying in war idk figure something out about huezillians to kill them
Anonymous No.534354423 >>534354741
>>534343521
aatrox rework still makes me seethe so many years later and so many years separated from league
what were they thinking
Anonymous No.534354568
>>534348383
>morphling
Did attribute shifting costing mana fuck him over tho? If not I'll see some d2pt replays.
>>534350448
>Bloodseeker
Some hidden knowledge? Nobody picks him unless they see a Lycan/Pango.
Anonymous No.534354741 >>534356325
>>534354423
I've only ever played nutrox but atleast he's very fun at least. Sorry they deleted your hero bro.
Anonymous No.534356325 >>534357134 >>534357940
>>534354741
Eh I've gotten over it
mostly
It's a shame there's nothing in dota like the toplane 1v1 for 25 minutes island but that bred really degenerate gameplay and necessitated having a jungloid
I like dota more overall as well
Anonymous No.534357134
>>534356325
duels are always aids in mobas since most of the time it's just the other guy picking something that beats your hero and never a skill matchup. Might work better in dota though since it doesn't have riot balance where if you are countered you are just completely shutdown and don't get to have fun at all. I geuss mid is the 'duel' lane in dota but with more roaming.
Anonymous No.534357757 >>534358448 >>534359945
>get my first set
>it's a hero i never play
Anonymous No.534357940 >>534357993
>>534356325
dota used to have 3 v 1 before 2-1-2 laning became ubiquitous
Anonymous No.534357993 >>534358126
>>534357940
they used 3v1 at the last ti
Anonymous No.534358126
>>534357993
It made a comeback in esports? I haven't seen a pro game since the TI with the Spirit vs LGD final
Anonymous No.534358448
>>534357757
Start playing that hero :)
Anonymous No.534359446
>2 of their players leave
>3 of them play the game (xaxxa))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )
>one of them is a dazzle and wd
>we can literally jump and end the game in 10 minutes
>it plays out for 25 more minutes
>)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Anonymous No.534359945
>>534357757
>hero I play has no good sets anyway.
feelsgood for base to be best.
Anonymous No.534360403 >>534362791
Like you've bought a fucking REFRESHER on Shaman instead of literally getting blink so we can dive them with Storm, Anti Mage and blink Shaman, kill them, then we can hit towers freely and no need for refresher for the ward, how stupid and cowardly can you be.
I thought I couldn't be tilted, especially by a win but holy shit. If I didn't close the game I would check their nationalities. If I had Russians on my team they would end the game.
Anonymous No.534361559
been playing dark willow and pugna cause theyre fun but i'm going ghoul mode next games naix and ursa only zxc pure mode
Anonymous No.534361736 >>534367440
>be me
>never really lose mid except a few times
>those few times, I lost to: Oracle, Ogre Magi and Silencer
Why do these garbage heroes lane so well?
They basically take away money from you by forcing you to buy regen.
Anonymous No.534362791 >>534365974
>>534360403
>If I had Russians on my team they would end the game.
I swear they are either the worst of the worst or borderline pros. Thankfully I have got the latter mostly in NA.
Anonymous No.534364293
>>534108304 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mjxtiw/for_the_first_time_this_year_dota_hit_700k_peak/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mjxtiw/for_the_first_time_this_year_dota_hit_700k_peak/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mjxtiw/for_the_first_time_this_year_dota_hit_700k_peak/
Anonymous No.534365742
>Play Dota and unlock hero cosmetics for free!
okay but what's the catch
>The catch is playing Dota
Anonymous No.534365974
>>534362791
>I swear they are either the worst of the worst
The game is a cult there so they get fresh blood and some of them are drunk, on top of having retards like everybody else does of course.
But an average Russian player will not AFK 5v3 game like they just did.
Anonymous No.534367440
>>534361736
Support heroes are designed to lane well and scale poorly newfriend
Anonymous No.534370961 >>534371915 >>534374298 >>534390948
I was hoping someone here could recommend me a mid hero. I've been picking Meepo a lot, and the stand out "features" of the hero I like the most are being able to secure your own farm/early game, and partially related to that, having a really big networth/xp advantage in the mid game. Are there other mid heroes that fit this mantra, even if their playstyle is a bit different? Would something like Alchemist fit this role? Are there other mid heroes that can realistically keep up a level a minute in a normal game? Broodmother is also coming to mind.
Anonymous No.534371285
dead game
Anonymous No.534371915 >>534372083
>>534370961
Arc warden
Anonymous No.534372083
>>534371915
I was under the impression that Arc does not create that huge of an advantage, early in the game. I was thinking more like heroes that get really huge between 15-25 minutes and basically end the game with that advantage.
Anonymous No.534373456
I can't do it anymore bros. The infestation of Peruvians is literally going to put me in an early grave. These things are not human. There's no way.
Anonymous No.534373667 >>534377958
Who do I pick to annoy the most amount of people on the enemy team while putting in the least amount of work?
Anonymous No.534373737 >>534374010 >>534374103 >>534392349
>August 8th update
>still 7th
lmao what a fucking retards
Anonymous No.534373863 >>534373981 >>534374372
>my team gives up 2 kills before the horn
>we get no bounties
>offlane gives jugg godlike before 10 minutes
>i'm laning against grandmaster magnus
No pro player could win this game.
Anonymous No.534373981 >>534374372
>>534373863
Merlini could
Anonymous No.534374010
>>534373737
It's the 8th in India sir
Anonymous No.534374103
>>534373737
But it's the 8th of August tyrone...
Anonymous No.534374298
>>534370961
Huskar? Pretty demoralizing to play vs, it's shitty lategame but you wanna end game before then.
Anonymous No.534374313
I'm tired of these russian niggers I hope their nigger country gets blown the fuck up.
Anonymous No.534374372 >>534374605
>>534373863
>>534373981
Forgot to mention my pos 4 es (who chain fed 10 kills to jugg) didn't skill fissure until level 5
Anonymous No.534374454 >>534382941 >>534384441
anybody can review my game and give advice
8407319990 i'm lifestealer
Anonymous No.534374605
>>534374372
my point still stands
Anonymous No.534375998
got my immortal case and valve gave me the only cosmetic that I didn't want from the set
how do they do it every time
Anonymous No.534376890
Blacked collab soon dotards
Anonymous No.534377958
>>534373667
The Real Techies
Anonymous No.534378003
How hard was it to get the golden baby rosh back in 2012 Diretide? Did they give it only to the top10?
Anonymous No.534380915
Classic 4 killing himself before level 3 and tping to another lane, these players seriously need to be removed.
Anonymous No.534381948 >>534383206
why is it that every soulful hero eventually gets turned into boring slop because they're "anti-fun" but PL is allowed to be a meepo-tier draft win
Anonymous No.534382113
feels good to be full on role tokens again
time to spam carry
Anonymous No.534382445
>shackle drow to her own illusion on her ice pole
>vs swaps her out of the stun and out of range
>drow kills us both
>mfw im paired with another brainfuck stupid spic nigger 4 stack

region lock would literally make this the best game ever and south america apologists need to go in the woodchipper
Anonymous No.534382941 >>534431796
>>534374454
>1 hour game

holy fuck bro, learn to farm. i dont even need to watch it.

why did you need mkb?
Anonymous No.534383206 >>534386259
>>534381948
PL hasn't been good in forever.
Anonymous No.534384441 >>534431796
>>534374454
I'm not watching an hour long herald game, but why the fuck does everyone in this game have mkb and only 1 person bought a bkb in the entire game??? You should have gone Satanic and probably even bkb refresher by the hour mark. Just because Lifestealer has a free bkb doesn't mean having another one in your inventory is bad. Nullifier, Deso, AC are all good on him. That mkb is just doing nothing to help you win. It doesn't counter anyone on their team.
Anonymous No.534384843 >>534385686
RAAAAAAPEE!
Anonymous No.534385627
every game i get a pair of pair of retards and every fucking game they manage to throw so fucking hard in 10 minutes that i can't fucking recover any kind of advantage because it turns into a 1v9

it sucks when you're the only fucking threat and the enemy team can literally ignore everyone else and focus solely on killing you, while the rest of your team is FUCKING RETARDED
Anonymous No.534385686 >>534388292 >>534389357 >>534402041
>>534384843
which hero rapes the most and which one gets raped the most?
Anonymous No.534386259 >>534387010
>>534383206
and that is bad because
Anonymous No.534387010
>>534386259
Pick better heroes, you can still counter him.
Anonymous No.534388292 >>534388448
>>534385686
canonically i think troll and mireska
Anonymous No.534388448
>>534388292
based I was already cranking the hog to some willow
Anonymous No.534389183 >>534402343
8407434051

>31 out of 33 kills are because of me
>drow is the biggest fucking pussy i have ever seen
>enigger can't black hole worth shit
>mk gets useless items
>i am 7 slotted and no matter how good i am i cant carry this

these 3 niggers queued together were against me earlier getting a free win carried by my dogshit spic team feeding.

i am so much fucking better of a player than my team in every mother fucking game i play, but it doesn't matter because whatever advantage i get, these stupid niggers dont listen and don't push when we have a chance.
Anonymous No.534389357
>>534385686
marci can't scream so
Anonymous No.534390559
>>534346576
bristle and cent are good fundamental offlaners, keep practicing them. slar is kind of niche in that he sort of requires team play with a strong physical nuker to really come alive (like TA or PA or something) unless you're just outright snowballing. tide would be a better option as he's a stronger laner, fits more team comps but still retains some of the -armour initiation that you get with slar. as for two more heroes you should probably try a pushing hero for some variety, beast would be a good option as would enigma since that would let you get some practice on a ranged offlaner. both are micro heroes to an extent which can seem intimidating but it really isn't, just have select-non-hero-units bound and click on enemy heroes and towers. dawn is a fun hero and is good for working on your map awareness, similar to underlord in that respect. timbersaw is the most fun offlaner for taking over a game and bullying the enemy, but he is absolutely not braindead and you will bounce between games where you feel like an unstoppable god and games where you feel completely useless and unable to do anything at all as you work on learning where his limits are.
Anonymous No.534390948
>>534370961
storm doesn't spike as hard in the midgame as meepo, but he does spike and snowball, and he is similarly hard to shutdown during the lanes since he's able to aggro push a wave and then bounce to grab a camp better than most mid heroes early. alch farms fast but he doesn't really become the midgame hunting assassin that heroes like meepo or storm can.
Anonymous No.534391170
>>534329450
>>534328898
>>534328627
This is the for the hero challenges during the battle pass and some events.
"Play with hero that is cute" or "win with a hero that has nice pecs" for example and you get certain picks.
Anonymous No.534392349
>>534373737
>banner for just a handful of "fixes" (literally just tooltip changes)
Tell me this game isnt fucking dead.
Anonymous No.534393205
>gg mid fed
>i literally haven't died
>these niggers died 4 times and call game

we need eugenics now more than ever
Anonymous No.534393815 >>534394128
so how hard was it to get a Golden Baby Roshan back in the day? Also how easy it was to get a dragonclaw hook after thousands of matches back when it was still droppable?

I genuinely wonder how many people got rich by selling those and investing in csgo skins and then selling those skins right after

Would it have been possible to make 100k doing nothing but playing the game?
Anonymous No.534394128
>>534393815
I have a hook, its not worth that much

I have a crimson wk sword and glove thats worth 10x that
Anonymous No.534396045
Summer is almost over, where the fuck is my Big Dota 2 tournament? Is the comp scene dead?
Anonymous No.534396490 >>534396808
>late game
>full inventory on me and carry
>enemy has 2 glimmer capes
>0 dusts carried
>7 sentries in stock
>3 smokes in stock
i don't know how im supposed to win when i cant see the enemy
Anonymous No.534396808 >>534396882
>>534396490
>complaining about a pub like it's the international
>nobody bought wards
>nobody pressed R
>news at 11

Nobody. Cares. About. Your. Game.
Anonymous No.534396882 >>534399258
>>534396808
nobody care about you at all psg
Anonymous No.534399076
OG's TI run was 7 years ago
Anonymous No.534399258
>>534396882
blogging about how shitty your teammates are is psg-coded
Anonymous No.534400421
its funny how these retards with 100+ ping type "))" to larp as europeans. Little they know is that only russians and ukrainians (which they hate with their soul) do that because its harder to type ":" with a cyrillic keyboard than with a normal one. 0 personality niggers trying to fit as europeans lmao. almost the same as those subhumans that like to turn on their mic and speak with the same tone of voice as rtz or quinn "why didn't you press X button on X hero?!?!?" or the retard that likes to type in all chat "my X hero is just afk sitting on the jungle guys, end it" lmao fucking retards
Anonymous No.534400772 >>534404370 >>534408084
dotabros... while league streamers are white and based, dota streamers are all brown...

it's literally over
Anonymous No.534402041
>>534385686
Slark is a canonical rapist
Anonymous No.534402343
>>534389183
Enable strict solo queue.
Anonymous No.534404341 >>534404448
look at my mid bruh this is a ranked game
Anonymous No.534404370
>>534400772
the biggest dota streamer is white
Anonymous No.534404448 >>534404826
>>534404341
holy shit, how much mana was he getting from his innate?
Anonymous No.534404826
>>534404448
didn't care to look
when I saw him killing them in their base at 15 minutes i just started afk farming
Anonymous No.534407983 >>534408696 >>534450394
Have a silly doodle.
Anonymous No.534408084
>>534400772
Lol Damn nigga im glad you found your own lane if you connect more with league good i guess but the last thing im worried about is what other men are streaming and what race they are
Anonymous No.534408271 >>534412474
stay ahead of the curve grim and sb are going to be meta
Anonymous No.534408696 >>534450394
>>534407983
very nice work, added to my lina folder
Anonymous No.534409653
>my carry last picks puck
>he's drawing on the map because his communication score is so low he can't type
wow i love how this game is completely decided on skill and not on who gets the least amount of animals on their team
Anonymous No.534412474
>>534408271
that would require me to actually pick grim
Anonymous No.534413018 >>534415552
How to increase behaviour score?

as you can see I somehow tanked it so much inbetween 15 games. The games were years ago and now i cant even play on my own server (australia), i have to queue on SEA which gives bad ping.

How tf did i get 23 reports in one game back in 2016.

anyways it only updates every 15 games and climbs by like 500. I need 4500 more to be able to even find a game on my home server, unless the Aus scene died somehow and this is the reality.
Anonymous No.534413635
>>534108304 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1mkpbo6/with_less_than_4_weeks_until_ti_2025_kicks_off_i/
Anonymous No.534415552
>>534413018
Pay a Russian to boost your behavior score. Or grind it yourself in turbo
Anonymous No.534416017
Attencion
Im queueing
Anonymous No.534416416
Is this just because of the free hats? The past couple days have been literally unplayable from the draft for me with these subhumans. There are 5 more below this all from the same day.
Anonymous No.534417156
>about a third of the bug fixes are for kez
I'm sure they'll have him ready for TI next year at least
Anonymous No.534418221 >>534420237 >>534420537
This is such a dogshit "event" and the fact that Dota reached most peak players this year because of it really says a lot about the playerbase
Anonymous No.534420237 >>534438560
>>534418221
I like the event, what does that say about me?
Anonymous No.534420537
>>534418221
>reeee i have to play the game
Anonymous No.534424186 >>534426846 >>534430690
>have one of the coolest axe skins in the game
>somehow too dogshit at the hero to ever use it
Anonymous No.534426846 >>534428017
>>534424186
ill bite
which hero?
Anonymous No.534427530
Is Lesh 4/5 any good? Been seeing more of that in my pubs
Anonymous No.534428017
>>534426846
>axe
It's Axe.
Anonymous No.534429960
fucken dogshit supports stealing all my farm and runes
feels good playing mid
Anonymous No.534430690 >>534440320
>>534424186
ill bite
which skin?
Anonymous No.534431796 >>534455793
>>534382941
>>534384441
Yeah I fell off NW wise because I thought It'd be good to use the momentum to snowball by getting kills but my team wasn't quite all there. My idea was to close the game early. MKB because more damage is always good no? also a lot of my NW went into buybacking two or three times which weren't good moves in retrospect.
Also the mid Zeus had 5 rapiers and a refresher by the end of the game and had 200k total damage done by the end of the game. Idk where he pulled that strat from. My sniper mid was totally useless. I admit Ishouldve played it better with my item choice
Anonymous No.534431978 >>534432313 >>534433086 >>534436614
I wish I was him, putting on a wig on veng, caressing her legs...
Anonymous No.534432313
>>534431978
i meant skirt
Anonymous No.534433086
>>534431978
He's going to rape you...
Anonymous No.534436614 >>534438151
>>534431978
>this ugly bastard is burying his face in venge's crotch
Waifufags btfo
Anonymous No.534438151
>>534436614
he's gay though?
Anonymous No.534438560 >>534440257 >>534440828 >>534442665
>>534420237
Depends. You like the free cosmetics? Third worlder
You like the goatguy? Redditor that probably still finds Portal humor funny
Anonymous No.534438878 >>534440430
>name tag costs 1000 shards
>renamed courier shows his name on the unit panel
feels like not nearly enough people are abusing this
Anonymous No.534440257
>>534438560
>You like the free cosmetics? Third worlder
I disagree with this, third worlders/poor people are more likely to waste their money on virtual items to show off that they "aren't poor". People who are financially stable don't waste money on transient things nearly as frequently and may appreciate a skin regardless of it's monetary value if they like how it looks.
Anonymous No.534440320 >>534440415
>>534430690
The warhammer ork one
Anonymous No.534440415
>>534440320
I'd play axe more if I liked his voice. Simple but effective.
Anonymous No.534440430
>>534438878
idgi
Anonymous No.534440828 >>534448936
>>534438560
>tfw redditor
I just want to know how goatboy got cursed into giving away all his wares.
Anonymous No.534442475 >>534444227
>game so ded they give hats for free

dotards???
Anonymous No.534442661 >>534445046
this megameepo shit is the dumbest fucking thing in the game
Anonymous No.534442665
>>534438560
If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
Anonymous No.534444227
>>534442475
time is money
Anonymous No.534445046
>>534442661
>filtered
Anonymous No.534448936 >>534452291
>>534440828
He tried to undercut the shopkeeper, the shopkeepers and their profits are protected by vile old gods.
Anonymous No.534450394
>>534407983
>>534408696
armpit sex with lina moon
Anonymous No.534451554
>too scared to queue after win streak
genshin for this feel?
Anonymous No.534452291
>>534448936
They are adding him as a temporary cheap shop with limited stock that you have to fight the enemy for
Anonymous No.534452386 >>534454176 >>534455083
he's literally me...
Anonymous No.534452498 >>534453630
>bugfix patch
>didn't fix the silencer bug
This guy is still F R E E mmr
Why aren't you collecting?
Anonymous No.534453630 >>534455420
>>534452498
whats the bug? only weird thing i can think of is last word bypassing am spell reflect
Anonymous No.534453874
NA wagie bros when is the best time of day to play? low mmr NA NEET hours are insufferable, so I've only been playing saturdays for the largest pool of players with the hopes I get a smurf lobby with humans instead of the disfunctional autists who play weekday mornings. Is 7-10pm the time to get mature players on weekdays?
Anonymous No.534453935 >>534454046 >>534454231 >>534467356
let's go boys
Anonymous No.534454046
>>534453935
based
Anonymous No.534454176
>>534452386
>the poorfags (low iq) that cry about glance value (low iq issue) are redditors
huh
Anonymous No.534454231
>>534453935
Absolute King. Asuming this is you how do you even get games? Do they just force you into higher behaviour score games or are there enough people that low for normal matchmaking?
Anonymous No.534455083
>>534452386
I don't even think the cosmetics are that good honestly and most just use mixmash feature to create obnoxious looks.
Anonymous No.534455420
>>534453630
Last word bypasses lotus and linkens too
Anonymous No.534455793
>>534431796
>MKB because more damage is always good no?
Not really. You hardly buy MKB for the damage, you really only buy it to deal with evasion if it's a problem. If you bought a desolator and bkb you would have melted Zeus and he wouldn't have been a problem.
Anonymous No.534456605 >>534456808 >>534458412
evasion isnt as common as high armor in my experience, thats the main reason i go mkb. if theres a pa or something on the enemy team id much rather go bloodthorn since everyone benefits from it
Anonymous No.534456808 >>534457206
>>534456605
isnt rev brooch better than mkb against armor?
Anonymous No.534457206
>>534456808
probably, but that item fucking sucks and id much rather just go daedalus, the other physical tankbuster item
Anonymous No.534457670 >>534457913 >>534458451
Anonymous No.534457913
>>534457670
system working as intended
Anonymous No.534458412
>>534456605
mkb isn't doing anything against high armor especially in that game
Anonymous No.534458451 >>534460213 >>534463569
>>534457670
Unpausing like this should cost 100 behavior score
Anonymous No.534459096 >>534470356
Why does Ephey make Qojqva stream from the cuck shack?
Anonymous No.534459378
I miss artour strim so much bros
Anonymous No.534460213
>>534458451
I'd be okay with that.
t. Unpauser
Anonymous No.534460221 >>534461465 >>534461567 >>534484874
>"No bro you shouldn't build blink and euls on willow you're sacrificing too much damage for utility"
>I have highest damage in game
I reach crusader and my games are immediately full of these insufferable pretentious retards.
Anonymous No.534461465 >>534463121
>>534460221
What damage exactly are you sacrificing by building the correct items? The fuck do they want you to build, kaya&yasha?
Anonymous No.534461567 >>534469026 >>534472094
>>534460221
crusader is what filtered me and made me giveup as a leaguebab. I can't believe the ego they have for such a low rank, killed all fun in my games because they'd just go off and afk farm when the enemy team outscales us. Dropped back to fucking guardian after sweating my ass off getting halfway through that shit rank and I hear Archon is even worse so I don't feel tempted to do it again.
Anonymous No.534463121
>>534461465
He basically wanted me to be an immobile, defenceless artillery cannon by rushing something like aghs, maelstrom, daedalus. In a game vs Spectre. Idk, I think I just got trolled.
Anonymous No.534463569 >>534464305
>>534458451
disconnecting, reconnecting and pausing should all cost behavior score
Anonymous No.534464305 >>534464461
>>534463569
ok jinping
Anonymous No.534464461
>>534464305
ok uh... eh... duh... ok retard. damn I'm good
Anonymous No.534467356
>>534453935
How?
Anonymous No.534469026
>>534461567
You can beat them anon
Anonymous No.534469159 >>534469395
/ourguy/ mason is streaming
Anonymous No.534469395
>>534469159
based
Anonymous No.534470356
>>534459096
bcos he is a cuck
Anonymous No.534472094 >>534478756
>>534461567
I had Master in League and switched to Dota this year, nearing 1k hours and almost got Legend. Skill issue my dude
Anonymous No.534474542 >>534474756 >>534478878
huNtah- will humiliate Spirit. sAw masterclass incoming
Anonymous No.534474756 >>534478878
>>534474542
Mb guys wrong thread
Anonymous No.534478756 >>534480828
>>534472094
I'm not claiming it isn't lol, just that it isn't fun.
Anonymous No.534478878 >>534554167
>>534474542
>>534474756
wata fuark is this???
Anonymous No.534480616 >>534480951 >>534481169 >>534481381 >>534481935 >>534484279
>3 hours in queue
i could be doing so much else with my limited time on this precious earth
Anonymous No.534480828 >>534492930 >>534494248
>>534478756
I don't get your "ego" point. These people afk farm because they are shit at the game, what does ego have to do with this? Unfortunately Dota playerbase prefers to destroy every tower and rax on the map before hitting the ancient. Once you git gud you will play with better players
Anonymous No.534480951 >>534481301
>>534480616
>3 hour queue
you're shadow banned
Anonymous No.534481169
>>534480616
What are you queuing for?
Anonymous No.534481301 >>534481381
>>534480951
the worst part is that it's always 40 minutes or so before I get a match and someone invariably declines or fails to connect. this repeats 3+ times without fail
Anonymous No.534481381
>>534480616
>>534481301
didn't happen
Anonymous No.534481798
>queue
>alt tab
>can't even open a new thread before queue pops
I wish my queues were longer
Anonymous No.534481935
>>534480616
mobas are for NEETS dude go play singleplayer games like a sane person.
Anonymous No.534482859
Which sets are available on the "antiques" tab?
Anyone datamined it yet?
Anonymous No.534484279
>>534480616
My nigga your china score might be cooked
Anonymous No.534484874 >>534486202
>>534460221
I wasnt aware people expect you to build right click on willow. I always go Euls lens glimmer shard and mek
Anonymous No.534486202 >>534487491
>>534484874
>buy midas on ogre
>retards cry
>don't buy midas on ogre
>retards cry
Retards cry no matter what you do
Anonymous No.534487491 >>534487635
>>534486202
because you play a retarded ass hero and still play him wrong in every single given scenario.
Ogre players are fucking retarded and so are you, thats why you play him.
They are all fucking retards who dont know what to build or how to skill up, let alone how to lane. they just play with their fucking brains off like they are role playing ogre in real life which fits them perfectly by how fucking stupid ogre players are.
absolutely fucking kill yourself.
Anonymous No.534487635 >>534488016
>>534487491
>point out retards cry no matter what you do
>retard starts crying
Like poetry
Anonymous No.534487708 >>534488849
what's the point of games like these. how does the matchmaking systme even ends up doing that
Anonymous No.534488016 >>534488160
>>534487635
>retard picks ogre support
>gets learning curve so he is absolutely useless at level 0
>buys midas being support, skips all possible support items
>pushes the lane like a retard with fire.
>Mid Ogre
>doesnt pick learning curve to autowin mid.
>goes the othe facet instead anf starts building tarrasques instead of disables,
>none of them buy scepter

All ogre players are fucking retards by default.
You are not the exception, you are the norm.
Anonymous No.534488160 >>534488569
>>534488016
Cry more lol
Anonymous No.534488308 >>534488668
>several months without playing
>let's see how games are going
>go ranked
>losing all game
>go glimmer/lotus
>win
>MVP
It's that easy.
Anonymous No.534488569 >>534488668 >>534488758
>>534488160
>Crying
? Nobody is crying buddy, Im just showing how incompetent you are, I treat all ogre players like down syndrome children, because thats the most they can aspire to be.
Anonymous No.534488668 >>534488803
>>534488308
>NOgre Magi
>>534488569
I geuss I'm not the only Anon with an irrational hatred for this hero and their playerbase.
Anonymous No.534488758 >>534488961
>>534488569
Keep seething lil retard
Anonymous No.534488803
>>534488668
I wanted to play nortrom, they banned him, had to go with Ogre.
Anonymous No.534488849
>>534487708
This is everygame for me win or lose.
t. crusadtard
Anonymous No.534488961 >>534489419
>>534488758
>Mains ogre
>calling anyone else a retard.
lol
lmao even.
Anonymous No.534489063
>do overwatch cases
>every single one is some pos5/4 that jungles instead of not griefing
It wasn't like this a week ago, did some thirdie jewtuber make a video about jungling being good and totally not griefing?
Anonymous No.534489419 >>534489654
>>534488961
>>Mains ogre
?
Keep making shit up lil retard lol
Anonymous No.534489654 >>534489765
>>534489419
yeah im sure you don't main ogre after getting offended for calling out ogre players.
retard.
Anonymous No.534489765
>>534489654
>offended
When I told you to keep making shit up it was ironic lil retard you weren't supposed to actually do it lol
Anonymous No.534490129 >>534490441
Okay downie.
sorry, Ogre mainer. LOL
Anonymous No.534490441
>>534490129
>now he's so mad he forgets to use the reply function
Lol stay mad lil retard
Anonymous No.534491405 >>534491824
>need to play hundreds of games to unlock the new sets
yeah no thanks
Anonymous No.534491824
>>534491405
Yeah why would anyone want to play this dead ass game. uninstall.
Anonymous No.534491905
>make constant calls on AM as Ember, see him going to farm camps
>we kill him a few times (me and Venge)
>near ending of the game
>we're going as 5
>use scan
>"Hey guys he's farming the ancients, let's go"
>I expect that we're all together
>me, Venge and the third guy jump him
>he gets away, enemy Dawn comes, shit hits the fan
>our Shadow Shaman didn't jump in
>"You can't catch AM what are you doing"
>lose
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Anonymous No.534492159 >>534492339 >>534492429 >>534492607
what if lina gave you a pitjob?
would it burn?
Anonymous No.534492339
>>534492159
Anything with enough friction will burn and hurt you.
Lina isn't that special.
Anonymous No.534492429
>>534492159
it would feel so good to my penis that I would just cum instantly (on her boobs, I'm fucking her armpit from behind, her red hair is brushing against me)
Anonymous No.534492607
>>534492159
just get a fire resistance elixir
t. karlach pro
Anonymous No.534492930 >>534496775
>>534480828
>These people afk farm because they are shit at the game, what does ego have to do with this?
screeching retards assume everyone else is generally as bitter and low IQ as they are when in reality most below average players are kids, drug addicts or just plainly do not care. i have more respect for heralds getting baked and giggling while they chain feed than the low-immortal trench demons who actually tried to be good at the game but failed
Anonymous No.534494232 >>534496187 >>534497414
the map is too small and the outer edges add nothing
Anonymous No.534494248 >>534497612
>>534480828
IF they don't have a good game will they play bad on purpose instead of playing with the team. That is selfish.
Anonymous No.534496187
>>534494232
The overall failure to add lolbab map objectives to the game is both annoying and relieving.
>bro what if doing rosh was five times harder and had almost no benefit
Anonymous No.534496775
>>534492930
NTA, I never tilt or flame anybody, I love the game, just so happens people that are bad at it have the worst comms.
Anonymous No.534497414
>>534494232
tormentors need to give all 5 heroes something
Anonymous No.534497418 >>534497589
when you mean dota is dying, it is just playercount wise or because the NA scene, inhouse, more community based dota died because it's all thirdies playing now?
Anonymous No.534497589
>>534497418
Counter-strike 2 and Dota 2 are the most played steam games.
Anonymous No.534497612 >>534500172
>>534494248
Brother you are talking about Crusader, they don't even know what playing good/bad means. They just press buttons and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't
Anonymous No.534497828 >>534497882 >>534534043
Does anyone here have a higher curios level than me? I haven't encountered anyone close to me in my matches, probably hitting 22 before going to bed
Anonymous No.534497882
>>534497828
what a gamer
Anonymous No.534500172
>>534497612
Well maybe my acc got put in some mid elo smurf queue or something because I've played games with guardians where both teams are roaming the map as five with smoke trying to find each other. Now I'm playing with players actually at this rank and I got no fucking idea what to do since they play so random.
Anonymous No.534500518
look who's back
https://www.twitch.tv/chilongqua
havent been here in a while but opened twitch by mistake there he was
Anonymous No.534500735
>failed to start game, a party member is currently in another game.
Anonymous No.534500774 >>534500991
what's wrong with the queue system
fucked up dogshit game
Anonymous No.534500991 >>534501130 >>534501206
>>534500774
you getting this too?
Anonymous No.534501130 >>534501206
>>534500991
yeah
Anonymous No.534501206 >>534512809
>>534500991
>>534501130
snack run time
Anonymous No.534501786 >>534502301
>play pos1
>pos5 picks axe
>says not to worry in the lobby
>creates space but we have no catch
>their offlane just slowly outscales us as we can't kill them
>I have to afk farm for the entire game to catch up, meanwhile their pos1 is fed
>axe doesn't even buy blink this game
that's what I get for playing past midnight
Anonymous No.534502301
>>534501786
>>axe doesn't even buy blink this game
only actual reason you lost tbqh
Anonymous No.534503474 >>534503743
>enemy picks tinker
>lose
Why is this hero allowed to exist?
Anonymous No.534503514
dogshit teammates still dont know that they should spread out when playing against wyvern I hate this fucking shit game fuck them
Anonymous No.534503724 >>534512893
8408733764 tell me how to improve on razor :)
Anonymous No.534503743
>>534503474
it's okay though because now he's boring campo santo cancer instead of fun cancer
Anonymous No.534503948
>2025 and he's still talking about campo santo
Anonymous No.534507705 >>534512781
>tinker is allowed to exist
>techies was removed twice
Justify this.
Anonymous No.534508350 >>534508485 >>534509853 >>534546067
spirit is live streaming themselves camping or something
Anonymous No.534508485 >>534508594
>>534508350
Are they actually camping in the Ukrainian wilderness?
Anonymous No.534508594 >>534508873
>>534508485
honestly it's probably serbia
Anonymous No.534508873 >>534546067
>>534508594
Wasn't Team Spirit literally talking about how Russia's invasion of Ukraine is unjust and everything? How come none of these people are fighting in the front lines and instead are camping in the wilderness in fucking Serbia?
Anonymous No.534509853 >>534546834
>>534508350
team building wow amazing stuff from the goat dota 2 team
Anonymous No.534510308
>my mid picks tinker
>lose because he does nothing all fucking game except vacuum farm.

He is the ember of 2025.
Anonymous No.534510932
:O
Anonymous No.534512781
>>534507705
>techies reworked into a generic pos4 hero
>retards still cry about having techies on their team
>same exact retards pick pudge and afk in trees
Anonymous No.534512809
>>534501206
I got hot honey pringles and reeses take 5 and white monsters
Anonymous No.534512893 >>534513145
>>534503724
if you can't even pilot razor you need to kill yourself dawg
Anonymous No.534513145 >>534513476
>>534512893
He still did way better than most 1ks do with Razor. lol at his items though.
Anonymous No.534513476
>>534513145
I didn't look at it
disgusting hero
Anonymous No.534513515 >>534516635
If you aren't playing one of grim sb or snap are you really tryna win
Anonymous No.534515651 >>534516161 >>534516438 >>534565631
Enchantress facesitting perhaps
Anonymous No.534516161 >>534516438 >>534519406 >>534565631
>>534515651
every single day of my life
Anonymous No.534516438 >>534516630
>>534515651
>>534516161
what do crotch boobs feel like?
Anonymous No.534516630 >>534516703
>>534516438
She doesn't have any
Anonymous No.534516635
>>534513515
Yes. I compensate by not being fucking bored to tears by my own choice of hero.
Anonymous No.534516703 >>534516898
>>534516630
but I've seen them
Anonymous No.534516898 >>534565631
>>534516703
You've seen artist's interpretations, she wouldn't need teats when she had breasts already
Anonymous No.534517005
CLQ is really bad at this game
Anonymous No.534517015 >>534517123
If enchantress was a futa would she have front cock or hind cock or both?
Anonymous No.534517123
>>534517015
Anyone that gives a centaur creature a benis or vagene infront is literally retarded.
Anonymous No.534519406 >>534565631
>>534516161
Deer areolas
Anonymous No.534522291
>overdose helpfully astral imprisons the enemy lina so I can't lifesteal off of him and die to the shitty dot facet
Anonymous No.534524151 >>534524643 >>534565631
Deer nipples
Anonymous No.534524643 >>534524942
>>534524151
you are gon get vacation'd, anon.
u drunk or something
Anonymous No.534524942 >>534538113 >>534565631
>>534524643
I am but also nothing is going to happen in 3 days so who gives a shit, hell at the rate these generals are going maybe they won't even see
Anonymous No.534525075 >>534526179
HOLY SHJIT
https://www.dota2.com/patches/8.01
Anonymous No.534526179 >>534526540
>>534525075
Anon, we just got a patch
nobody is going to fall for that.
Anonymous No.534526540
>>534526179
at least one person did
Anonymous No.534527760
>pick invoker
>team feeds 30 kills
>"gg mid"


nigger what the fuck do you expect me to do when you feed 2 faggots smurfing on am and wr?
Anonymous No.534534043
>>534497828
>event effects
There's any reason to farm this shitty "event" half the shit will be taken away.
Anonymous No.534534512
>objectively dogshit sniper still goes 12/3 because enemies can't deal with the tutorial hero
I fucking hate to see it, on my team or theirs
Anonymous No.534536407
How do I equip the cosmetics?
Like the fountain of rejuvenation FX and so forth?
Anonymous No.534537149 >>534537947 >>534560490 >>534561891
https://x.com/Krekkov/status/1953956674655662356
Anonymous No.534537947
>>534537149
That faggot cannot handle dota.
Anonymous No.534538113
>>534524942
yum
Anonymous No.534543381 >>534544830
Another MVP for the ogre hating anon.
Anonymous No.534544830
>>534543381
Algorithm's busted for ogre, like shaman you get good boy points just for pressing your buttons.
Anonymous No.534546067 >>534546201
>>534508350
>me and team spirit could meet while hiking
What to tell them, lads?
>>534508873
>instead are camping in the wilderness in fucking Serbia?
Easiest place for Russians to go to that's vaguely in Europe.
Anonymous No.534546201
>>534546067
also spirit headquarters is in serbia. i think some players live there too but not sure about all.
Anonymous No.534546834 >>534546918
>>534509853
RTZ could never
Anonymous No.534546885 >>534549864
I don't understand one thing though, there's plenty of Russian teams with Ukrainian players, how is that possible.
Anonymous No.534546918
>>534546834
win anything
Anonymous No.534549864
>>534546885
they acknowledge that putin is at war with ukraine not russia
Anonymous No.534551768 >>534553943 >>534554774
i didn't touch this game for over a year
is beastmaster good this patch?
Anonymous No.534553943
>>534551768
Pros play him but I feel like he isn't good in low MMR pubs because he got some nerfs recently and I felt like I don't do enough damage to solo kill anymore since roar doesn't give you max stacks.
Maybe it's just me tho.
Anonymous No.534554167
>>534478878
Counter-Strike 2 tournament
Anonymous No.534554774
>>534551768
he was extremely overtuned a few patch cycles ago, many nerfs to bring him down
he is still strong imo but his counters are stronger this patch (aoe is king right now) probably not a great time to pick him
Anonymous No.534555308 >>534555454
>Woman on my team
>Check her profile
>12k hours of dota 2
Bruh
Anonymous No.534555454 >>534555615
>>534555308
she seems pretty cool
Anonymous No.534555615
>>534555454
Her Vol'jin was better than Ephey's so it was ok.
Anonymous No.534557336
>my two supports are always grouped together and didn't tp for crucial fights
Well, muted all, reported all, guess they were pinging level difference the entire game anyways.
Anonymous No.534559051
Redpill a newfag on creeps you should eat with Doom pos 1. I know you want to take the Alpha wolf later.
Anonymous No.534559707
How bad is TI gonna be this time?
Anonymous No.534560287 >>534560337
dota1(2003)
dota2(2013)
dota3(20??)
Anonymous No.534560337
>>534560287
2023
Anonymous No.534560490
>>534537149
why am I getting the UK style please verify your identity to watch adult content with your phone camera when im not in the UK and my account has nothing to do with the UK?
Anonymous No.534561891
>>534537149
Link doesn't work
Anonymous No.534562247 >>534564272
Anonymous No.534562646 >>534563025 >>534566123
Played about 200 games now since coming back to this. In none of the games has my team even tried killing the tormentor.
How do you even know you can kill it?
Anonymous No.534563025
>>534562646
unless you cheese it with troll or ursa you need 4 heroes to tank the damage
Anonymous No.534563453 >>534563710
iran players are equivalent of peruvians of NA
they also believe fake islam shia kafir dogs
their place is literal deep inside of rectum very deep into guts cuz in the end they are indian pajeets
Anonymous No.534563710
>>534563453
iran players are animal subhuman
Anonymous No.534564272
>>534562247
based
Anonymous No.534564779
You ever have one of those days where your performance is equivalent to playing with two left hands?
Anonymous No.534565404
ded gam
Anonymous No.534565631
>>534524942
>>534524151
>>534519406
>>534516898
>>534516161
>>534515651
my deer wife is so pretty
Anonymous No.534566083
>Topson doesn't stream
>gorgc starts streaming hours earlier
hmmm
Anonymous No.534566123
>>534562646
It's killed at least once every game I play, what mmr are you?
Anonymous No.534566886
My internet is down and wont be up until monday, fucking nigger internet providers. People have 2 or even 3 days to catch up to my Curios level, I was 22 yesterday and the highest ive seen anyone have in my games was like 13.
Anonymous No.534568908
cant play tusk at my guardian bracket
Anonymous No.534569786
Why do people pick melee pos 4s it feels so bad.
I guess I should have went with pos 3 Prophet pick or something.
Anonymous No.534571383
>>534571356
>>534571356
>>534571356
Whenever
Anonymous No.534574052
>LS rushes rad and still gets only 83 cs
>blames me for us losing lane cause his stupid ass is trying to 2v1 pudge/warlock and feeds 3 kills before 5 minutes
>continues to flame me
>op ench even call him shit and i've done more to try and save the game on SK than he has done all game
>mfw nigger never buys anything useful
>gets edge for ench, still fails to kill ench
>focuses and tunnel visions every fight
>ends game with sny, abyssal, edge, rad

>sky finishes game with no khanda in a game with an ench
>no scythe on sky or dw

man this game was really shit. if only there was a way to actually play games without people on my fucking avoid list.