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==Comics Release Dates==
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 27 August 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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Previous Zone:
>>534091774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_uAh1pQLFY
After playing Sonic Pocket Adventure I'm of the opinion that it's the best 8-bit game even though it's just a downsampled remix of 16-bit Sonic 2 but I feel like it's secretly the better game
Uuuuuuuuu
I will be canon before any of the characters youuu like
/Sthg/ is cordially invited to... the mansion: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/sthgmansion
Virtua fighter 6 should have Human versions of the Main 4 Sonic characters playable.
>>534129334eww a stinky mutt
>>534129308What if Maria reincarnated?
>>534129180What are the odds Rovio axes Sonia but manages to replace her with Tania?
>>534129397They should make a human version of Honey the Cat.
If Amy died Sonic wouldn't care
>>534129067Yes. It is necessary that society at large knows how to love Tails
Anyways goodnight
>>534128489That sounds fun but I don't think Elise is allowed in IDW and Sega prefers that you don't use Eggman Nega
Shadow X Rouge
Silver X Blaze
Knuckles X Shade
Tails X Cream
Vector X Vanilla
>>534129397Sonic Tails Knuckles Shadow, the movie cast? Nice
>>534129594If any of Sonic's friends died, he would do the stoic anime thing where he has silent manly tears at the funeral. Then he would cry like a bitch the second he thought no one was looking.
>>534129717Good timeline but Cream should be with Charmy
Tails was for Cosmo
>>534129683Well just Johnny is fine then. Have Marine show up chasing him, even.
>>534129796Cosmo was lame because she never paid Tails any attention back or thought Tails was cool
>>534129572You'll never believe this anon
>>534129931Well Cream doesnโt care about Tails or think Tails is cool either. Sheโs obsessed with Sonic and Knuckles but ignores him in Dream Team
>>534129931How do you watch season 3 and come to that idea
>>534129870How did Marine and Johnny get to the Sonic dimension?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkU49S4G8Mw
>12:50 - 17:05
>2:04:51 - 2:08:48
Sega should fire their composers and use AI
Have a lovely night, /sthg/.
>>534130080Only a negress can chase a man thats not interested like Amy can i guess
>>534130080Their species are canonically considered their races.
>>534130026by actually watching Season 3.
And not just 3rd hand twitter fanarts by people who only know โerr she was a girl and she died and itโs sad cause she was paired with tails kindaโ
>>534130126Amy is so pretty
>>534130080Are these types capable of relating to anyone who isn't in the same racial or ethnic group as them?
>>534130152>No nationality >Or DoB>Or PoB
>>534130084Hi Ian. We don't need an explanation. Just have the character show up without acknowledging it. That's how Sonic Team uses Knuckles, Silver, and Blaze, and it's fine. If the explanation isn't relevant to the story that's being told, then it can be ignored. Marine and Johnny are there because they just are
>>534130180You understand
uuuuuu im fat and black and GAY deal with it chuddies
>>534130410Nobody cares about that stuff anymore Whisper. Not since Snively got reelected
>>534130410Shut up Whisper. Go let Tangle beat you again.
>>534130410Are you a non-binary Muslim though?
Uuuuu the games need more POC and Neurodivergent representation this is important uuuuu
>>534129572In Memory of Honey you will always be rememberd by your family and friends R.I.P
>>534130537All the IDW writers can't wait to wrap their hands around Silver and announce him as the first official neurodivergent, pansexual, and muslim character of the series
What if every Sonic OC got copyright claimed?
>>534130084Maybe Johnny was bored and grabbed the Ancient Scepter to get to Sonic? Since the adventure has to start on the water, maybe Marine could "accidentally" let him get a head start cause she's also bored?
>>534130503Uuuuu they stole my look!!!
>>534129931THE TURNING POINT.
Sonamy will never be a thing because the fanbase is too annoying about it. The fans and the haters. It's a fucking headache.
>>534129784Sonic never cries
>>534130681Silver is a twink malewife already, Evan will just complete the process and make him bi or gay.
>>534130749Fuck you. Deal with it.
>>534130770What?
>>534130772TRVTHNVKE.
>>534130080https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_(surname)
>The surname Rose can be of English, Scottish, French, Danish, German or Jewish origin.
Uuuuu itโs not easy being stunning and gay
Did tailsmofags actually watch sonic x or just the last 3 episodes because it's legitimately only as substantial as tails x mongoosegirl
H-How is she riding like that!?
>>534129717Sonic X Rouge and Shadow X Amy thank you
>>534130948They didnโt watch it at all they just saw youtube clips of Cosmo dying and sometimes Shadow pathetically beating up Tails in front of her
>>534130883>JewishWell, a sizable number of blacks in America think that they wuz da real Jewz. They have entire cults about it.
Ask a Tailsmo fan why they fit so well without mentioning her dying challenge
>>534130832>What?Episode 69: Amy Tries to Daterape Sonic But Instead Tails and Cosmo Spring the Trap Intended For Sonic and Makes Cosmo Fall In Love With Tails
IIIIMMMMM GAAAAYYYYYY PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOOOOOWWWWWWW I NEED ANOTHER 30 ISSUES ABOUT HOW GAY I AM NOOOOOWWWW
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>>534130948>Did tailsmofags actually watch sonic x or just the last 3 episodesIt doesn't matter.
Tailsmo is how it ended, so that's that.
Could it have been better written? Of course, Sonic X just doesn't have good writing in the first place half the time, especially character-wise. But regardless, Tails and Cosmo's relationship had a beautiful climax, and that's all that matters.
I like how the SEGA store solidifies Shadow as the second main character of the series.
>Rouge "Look alive girls, seems like this beach isn't so private after all..."
>Amy "Is that a HUMAN Male!?
>Blaze "I heard they had three legs...yet I only count two?"
>Not a single moment of Sonic X comments on the irony of Shadow doggedly chasing down an innocent little girl in a space station for le greater good
>>534131142Their colors are Sonic & Amy swapped, and they remind me of another pair that's a orange/yellow boy with a taller green girl. Cosmo's guilt makes her have such incredibly low self-esteem that Tails has to be the one to lift her up, when Tails himself is known for low self-esteem as well in which Cosmo would lift him up. So their overall vibes just resonate on the same frequency, so they'd naturally gravitate towards each other.
>>534131357>Sonic has beaten Shadow before>Knuckles is stronger than Sonic>Both of them job immediately to ShadowSonic X sucks
>>534131234omg whisper yass ur so heckin valid n stuff
>>534131449>Their colors are Sonic & Amy swapped,I meant inverted, not swapped obviously.
>>534131250She was mindraped into liking Tails
>>534131558>Whisper with open eyesUncanny
>>534130245>That's how Sonic Team uses Knuckles, Silver, and Blaze, and it's fine.Sonic Team are not examples to copy on that front. You want to use characters then you better do your homework and find a way to use them properly.
>>534131449>Tails has to be the one to lift her upTails doesn't actually do that though
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>>534131615There was no mind rape happening in the first place.
>>534129334So? It's not going to magically make her more popular and you're going to be mad when she calls Tangle bestie
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Tailsfags "it's okay to force someone to fall in love with you if they have a burgeoning crush"
Windfags:
Pitch me your ideal Sonic game.
>>534131449Tails doesnโt lift her up, he just tells her to worship Sonic, she doesnโt start having faith in herself or her own abolities, she just throws an emerald for Sonic sama to beat up everyone and save her and tails because theyโre so weak and pathetic.
Same with Tails, he never did anything always just needed Sonic to save him everytime.
They wouldnmt gravitate to eachother because thatโs all just fanfiction, Cosmo is Sonicโs dicksucker the entire season and never tjinks Tails is the cooler one or has any interest in the shit Tails does (which in X is basically just throwing a ring or a chaos emerald for Sonic and begging Sonic to save him)
Actually watch the series instead of living off headcanons and mandela effect
>>534131764Sonic X Episode 69 (nice)
>Amy "It took me a few years to realize why I chased after Sonic so much. At first I thought it was about a little kid crush, but once I borrowed Tails' books on gender identity, I instantly knew...I....am not a girl, not a rose....I am.... Amarillo the Hedgehog."
>>534131735No. Just use the characters. We don't need this nonsense. The characters are there because they are Sonic characters and they exist within the universe of the Sonic series. That's all the reason you need. If you're telling a story that involves Knuckle but doesn't involves the Master Emerald, you don't need to acknowledge that the Master Emerald exists. Focus on the theme of your story and Knuckles' role within your story. You don't need to explain literally everything
>>534131849>sonic cucks.pngSomething tells me this guy doesnโt like Sonic.
>>534131876>And then Amy when clubbing and did fun drugs
the thing i liked about episode 69 for years is that tails is actually confidently teasing cosmo instead of being the generic shy guy he is always portrayed as in romance fics/archie when it comes to women. He is clearly not intimidated by Cosmo or the prospect of getting close with her.
Now that YOUKNOWWHO knows about the episode that idea is buried. Can't bring it up anymore.
>>534131927Cosmo wouldnโt dress to impress Tails, sheโs much more interested in Sonic as a man.
>>534131109Pretty sure Vector is meant to be the "african american".
>>534131449What other pair are you thinking of?
>>534131849>Actually watch the seriesI have watched Sonic X.
You just let Sonic hate blind you to oblivion.
Sonic X also admittedly isn't written that well in the first place character-wise anyway.
>>534131834Egg Moon adaptation
>>534131950I save filenames, but no not especially. X is particularly faggy
>>534131876>And then Amy had a drunken orgy with a bunch of bimbos after taking acid in the desert
give me ship ideas to draw, preferably a ship that's hinted at/has basis/has a fanbase
>>534131558This is beyond pathetic and I would have mandated the following in retaliation for this
>No more pride flag backgrounds or they will be blacklisted from Sonic>For the next issue to call each other "like a sister to me" in regards to friendship >No handholding, no hugging, no standing next to each other >No cheeky shit like the Silvaze flowers
>>534129995This better be a joke.
>>534132007...Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4. That's the first thing that comes to mind when it comes to these colors and stuff.
>>534132094I kind of want Knuxade now just due to the recent discourse but I don't know if that fits your description.
and with Cosmo Gone, Cream will become closer with Tails
>>534132026Iโm reciting the actual sjit that happened in the series. Thatโs clarity and truth.
Youโre letting your narratives and narcissistic headcanons blind you to what actually happened in the actual series. Where Tails doesnโt lift Cosmo up or make her strong, she just worships Sonic the entire time and Sonic saves her again and again and again, where Cosmo never rhinks Tails is cooler than Sonic, and Tails is pathetic and weak throughout and needs Sonic to save him from everything.
Thatโs what ACTUALLY happened, yours is just pathetic sonic dicksucking.
>>534132094Your Mom x Me (canon)
>>534132242>Iโm reciting the actual sjit that happened in the series.No, you aren't. Not when you word things the way that you do and go out of your way to exaggerate things to absurdity out of spite.
>>534132137Nah OP was fighting in his comments that Knuckles should die alone
>>534132236Cream will continue not caring about Tails.
>>534130080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Il8L0O1AQ
>>534132181it does i just don't want to draw a crackship
>>534132147They have nothing to do with Tails and Cosmo sparktard. And in KND, 3 is obsessively lovey dovey with 4 and gets saved by yim constantly. Cosmo ignores Tails so hard she doesnโt speak to him for the first half of the season and her omly personality is being a crying damsel for SONIC to save.
>>534131904If you can't do the bare minimum then you shouldn't be allowed to write. And if this was an enforceable rule, there would be a lot less poor handling of characters like Knuckles being in Lost World which anyone who cares about the characters would agree
>>534132370The main thing I was talking about there was colors.
Relax. Like, dude. Relax.
>>534132360In Japanese Ending credits She and Amy baked goodies and went to go visit Tails to get him out of his depression
>>534132360I donโt know why people ship Tailsream. He is a fox. She is a rabbit. She is prey. Not a girlfriend.
Cream is too stupid for Tails
>>534132319He's really not exaggerating, Sonic X is actually like that, just look at the infamous Egg Moon shit that gets posted here every other thread.
>literal cumbucket character
>>534132319Yes I am, faggot.
Read it and weep for yourself in pic rel the actual shit that happened in the series when not filtered through your seething manbaby delusions.
Sonic is always the hero for Cosmo. Tails and her had no good moments before she died, and Tails was never the coolest to her and Cosmo was never strong because of Tails, only begged Soic to save her because of faggy speeches Tails said that only amounted to โworship Sonic harder heโs strong and the bestest hero evarโ.
Thatโs what actually happened, yours is your crying seething manbaby delusion with no basis in reality. All you do is seny the existence of the episodes listed here, because reality doesnโt cater to your 100% imaginary manbaby narratives.
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>>534132675But enough about Cream
>>534132094SEGA x Ken Penders
Uuuuu im sad and GAY and i cry and i eat a lot arenโt i relatable fellow genderxirs???
>>534132708Geez, why is every single thing you say just mindless seething over Sonic?
>>534132548This. Cream needs a stupid moronic braindead boy closer to her own age like Shadow.
>>534132847Shut up you stupid whore, I'd fuck your ass so hard you're become slay ight
>>534132957Call 9-1-1 anon had a stroke.
>>534132496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVExpdmoDs
People hate tailream because it is too wholesome and they want to freeze Cream as a character
>>534133091Name THREE games Tails and Cream even acknowledged each other
>>534132708>Yes I am, faggot.>Read it and weep for yourself in pic rel the actual shit that happened in the series when not filtered through your seething manbaby delusions.Every single thing you say is heavily filtered through YOUR OWN delusions, though. You can't go five words without over emphasizing how much everyone "worships" Sonic, and seething over that. That's why nothing you say is legitimate, because at no point are you ever actually recounting events of the show itself on its own.
>>534133163in Dream Team after she worshipped Sonic and Knuckles and Amy the whole game without even acknowledging Tails, Tails fixed Ariem and she said โok thanksโ
Chroniclesfag please have Maria die with blood gushing. You'll be famous in the fandom. Have her get blasted with so many bullets that you see skin and bone raining down.
>>534130961Buttcrack. Gives her a little thrill each time, too.
>>534133163Riders, Dream Team, Sonic Advance 2
>>534133339I don't remember them talking to each other in riders.....
>>534133076https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFU-UH1J5Ms&pp=ygUJI3NhZmRpYXJ5
>>534133163Battle
>Tails: And we don't know what Eggman's going to try next, so we'll leave Emerl here a little longer, just in case>Cream: OkayRush
>Sonic: AH-HA! There you are!>Cream: Oh! Sonic! Tails!>Blaze: So... You're Sonic>Tails: Cream be careful! Come over here!>Cream: Why? What are you trying to imply?>Cream: What will happen to our two worlds?>Tails: I don't know. But I don't think our worlds can co-exist like this. Eventually, everything will disappear>Cream: No, that can't be!Free Riders
>Tails: That's a pretty impressive Gear you've got, Cream! You'll have to show me later>Cream: Well sure! That means a lot coming from you, Mr Tails!Colors DS
>Cream: Oh, you're right! We should give him a name! Mr Sonic, Mr Tails, do you have any suggestions?>Sonic: A name, huh?>Tails: Ooh, how about Tornado?>Chao: Chao...>Cream: Ok! I'll think I'll call him 'Milk' for short. Pleased to meet you, Milk>Chao: Chao chaooo!>Sonic: Heh, nice>Tails: Ah ha ha. Getting from Tornado to Milk is pretty impressive...Runners
>Sonic: Hey, look! It's Big and Cream! What a relief! I can't believe Eggman tied you up like this!>Tails: Wait a sec, I'll cut you loose...>Big: Thank, guys! You saved us!>Cream: Sorry you had to do this on your birthday, SonicDream Team
>Tails: It's only a matter of time before he tries to force her to cooperate>Cream: Then we have to look out for Miss Ariem and keep her safe!>Tails: It's literally nightmare fuel?!>Cream: Why would anyone want to make nightmares?>Cream: Tails is there anything you can do!>Tails: Well, I am learning a lot about how the Reverie works but it's difficult to say>Cream: You're super smart, Tails! Can you fix her?>Tails: That attack drained her, and I don't think Dream Orbs can fix this>Tails: We should be able to speak to Ariem again, even explore the Reverie. It just can't make dreams real>Cream: Realy?! That's amazing Tails!>Tails: I think you should go first>Cream: Ok! Thank you!
>>534133240it was more than that, and there was a point in the middle where she begged him to do something, calling him just Tails, no Mister in front of it
>>534133228All of those are literal step by step recounts of the events. Youโve made no rebuttal to any of the points made and no evidence any of them are over emphasis, only pure denial.
Mine is the side of proof and recounting the examples. Yours is the side of plugging your ears and being unable to disprove the examples, only screeching โLiar! Liar!โ because in reality shotty Sonic worship deprived these teo characters of any chemistry between eachother again and you canโt have that since youโre a jobless manbaby who worships Sonic the hedgehog too
>>534133428>Half of these are just Cream ignoring Tails and talking to SonicThat's sad
>>534133285It's a little girl man
>>534133428>Battle>Tails: And we don't know what Eggman's going to try next, so we'll leave Emerl here a little longer, just in case>Cream: Okaythe fact you post this one entirely seriously like thatโs your example
>>534131682She's really cute though.
>>534132708>poorly-written and underdeveloped relationship remembered for the disproportionate emotional outpouring at the conclusion of the arc hard-carried by invoking motifs and themes found in other works which *were* properly writtenLot of that going around at Sonic Team.
>>534133428In most of these, Tails is secondary or tertiary in comparison to Sonic.
>>534130042Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
>>534133428>>Tails: Ah ha ha. Getting from Tornado to Milk is pretty impressive...Is there some Japanese pun here I don't understand with Milk sounding like short for Tornado?
>>534133548I can't take anything you say seriously when its nothing but seething blind hatred for Sonic.
It doesn't matter if somewhere under there is recapping events that happened, when its being communicated by someone with a very clear, strong emotional bias against something painting all of it in that light. At that point, I'd be better off just rewatching the whole show myself.
>>534133660Nonfanigger that is free riders
>>534133428Sonic X Season 1 and 2
ep2
>Sonic: Hey!>Tails: Ha ha!>Cream: It was you! You are the one who helped us get out of there!>Tails: I helped, but Sonic is the real hero!ep3
>Chris: We'll find Sonic and stop Dr. Eggman. Don't you worry!>Cream: Goodbye, guys.>Tails: Okay, Chris, hang on!ep4
>Cream: Be careful! Don't get hurt, Tails!>Tails: Don't worry, Cream. We'll be okay!ep7
>Tails: Hi, Cream! What are you doing there?>Cream: I'm gonna surprise my mom by making her a crown out of flowers!ep8
>Cream: Tails, you broke our TV.>Tails: I'm sorry...>Cream: And that was our favorite program...ep9
>Amy: This place is unbelievable!>Tails: It sure is, Amy! I'm really glad we came.>Cream: And we'll have even more fun when Chris gets here.ep15
>Tails: Ugh, I want to go back home, Chris!>Cream: Me too!ep 16
>Tails: The same thing happened when we were flying over Diamond Stadium. And that means...>Cream: Since we're flying over water, there must be a Chaos Emerald underwater.ep20
>Tails: You mean we're only halfway there?>Cream: These yachts sure do go slow, don't they?ep22
>Amy: Don't cry, Cream; it'll be okay! Remember, Cream, Cheese is a very good swimmer.>Tails: Yeah, Amy's right.>Cream: [Nods] Mhm...ep32
>Tails: Yeah. If you ask me, Chaos actually looks kinda happy.>Cream: Wow, look at all those Chao!ep36
>Cream: The moon was so pretty! Why did Dr. Eggman wreck it?>Amy: It takes huge amounts of energy to do that much damage.>Tails: Chaos Emeralds... If Eggman's got enough of them, he can use their power to make a super weapon!ep39
>Tails: Is it true it only took him ten minutes?>Chuck: I have to admit, he's some scientist.>Cream: I don't know. I think it looks kind of funny, don't you?ep40
>Cream: Sonic doesn't do things like that! It has to be a mistake!>Tails: Yeah, I'd bet ya that video is a fake.
I prefer the interpretation that Cream is not actually Amyโs sidekick in a meaningful or organic way and in fact is not even her friend but rather some poor child whom she abducted to be her sidekick.
>>534133708No Creamโs just stupid/childish. Tails gave her a cool name and it went in one ear out the other
>>534133785Sonic X Season 3 - part 1
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>Amy: [Angrily] Sonic's my boyfriend, and you better not be trying to move in on him!>Cream: Amy, she didn't come here to date him!>Tails: We're friends with Sonic, so maybe we can help.>Cosmo: Friends?>Tails: My name's Miles Prower, but everybody calls me by my nickname Tails.>Cream: I'm Cream. We're very happy to meet-->Amy: [Still Upset] And my name's Amy Rose! You aren't gonna be here long, are you?!ep56
>Tails: We heard that before.>Chris: Tails is right, Knuckles.>Cream: Dr. Eggman is always saying he'll abandon his evil ways, but he never does!ep58
>Tails: Fire the laser cannons!>Cream: It bounced right off!ep60
>Cream: Okay, Tails, the laser's at full power. We've got the target locked!>Tails: Fire the laser in scatter mode!>Cream: Ready!>Cream: It's a bulls-eye!>Cheese: Chao chao!ep61
>Cream: Yes.>Tails: [thinking] It's not possible. There's no way Shadow could have made it through that battle.ep62
>Tails: That right, and thanks to our friend Cosmo, this time we'll be way ahead of 'em. Right, gang?>Chris, Tails, Amy, Cosmo and Cream: [Fist pump] Yeah!ep64
>Cream: I'm scared, Tails! The shields aren't working! What if they break through?>Tails: Don't worry, Cream. I just fired anti-laser torpedoes from cannons two and three. That'll hold 'em awhile.ep66
>Cream: What's the matter, Tails?>Tails: I think we're trapped.ep67
>Tails: I think so.>Cream: Cosmo is the only one who understands the Metarex's writing. Has Sonic figured out where she went?>Tails: Not yet, but I'm sure he'll find her soon and send her to the bridge.ep69
>Cream: Hey, it's trying to move away!>Tails: That's no asteroid, you guys! That's a spaceship!ep70
>Tails: I don't like this. I have a feeling if we go any further, we might never come out!>Cream: [Scared] I'm with Tails.>Cheese: Chao chao...
>>534133903Itโs what literally happens in Battle. Cream even screams and cries that she doesnโt wanna fight train with Amy but Amy forces her to and beats her up
>>534132094Specifically in those forms.
>>534133937Fuckable little mini vanilla
>>534133927Sonic X Season 3 - part 2
ep72
>Cream: They're going to attack again! They're aiming straight for us!>Tails: We have to work fast. Chris, you and Sonic disperse the missiles, then launch a counter-attackep75
>Tails: Get to your ships and launch a counterstrike!>Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Sonic, Chris and Cream: Roger!ep77
>Tails: What's wrong?>Cream: Cosmo's out there to stop Dark Oak!ep78
>Cream: Oh no! Cosmo!>Tails: [crying] Cosmo!
>>534133825This is just canon.
>>534133916Guess what happens at the end of this episode?
Tails cowers like a bitch while the robots are about to gangrape Cosmo, is weak and unable to fight them, then SONIC comes in and beats them all and saves Cosmo.
Tails says โsee, Cosmo? Sonic is the greatest hero ever!!! You may be weak but you should always have faithโฆin Sonic!โ Then they both throw Sonic a chaos emerad and Sonic beats everyone while weak pathetic wimp Tails cheers and Cosmo says what a brave manly cool hero SONIC is.
But not Tails.
The Tailsmo hater is always funny when he spergs out because every time he either gets ignored entirely or btfo'd. Imagine getting that mad over cartoon characters.
>>534133319What a lewd girl
>>534134125No it isn't, its disingenuous garbage.
Amy and Cream are actual friends.
>>534133889Cream just doesn't care about or respect Fails and his shitty name suggestions
>>534134142well Sonic X sucked so there.
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>>534134150Read
>>534134142you just got btfoed by the plot of the episode. Now you cope with ad hominem and tittering gossip again.
>>534133903And here we see further proof that Amyfags donโt play the games and donโt realize their glorious queen is a total psychoโฆ
>>534134042>Sonaze leeching
How does the fandom even feel about this pairing. I can just find people calling it cute, it has a mild amount of fanart. Not much discourse or complaints.
>>534133970Cream really did bring the worse out of Amy.
>>534134142Now describe what actually happens WITHOUT filtering it all through
>I HATE Sonic. I HATE SONIC. I HATE SONIC. I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE SONIC. >AAAAHHHGHGH WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS WORSHIPPING THAT BLUE RAT I HATE HIM SOOO MUUCHCVE:R:?)ROS:Pjbkodf;upbofrb
>>534134312>Sonic's sloppy secondsIt's terrible
>>534134312You just said it.
Noone cares about archie, let alone archieโs alternate universe number 7 that never happened
Unleashed better than Generations?
there is nothing stopping Cream from evolving and growing and becoming better friends with Tails, given how long everyone in the group has known eachother at this point.
Sometimes in life individual members of friend groups don't get to know eachother better until years after being first introduced to one another
Sonic characters with this feel?
https://youtu.be/HIyNSmX_Y9Q
>>534134194Frustrated too. She's not able to get any from Sonic so she has to take what she can get elsewhere.
>>534134335Cream was insufferable that game too
>WAAAAAHHHH I DONT WANNA FIGHT A ROBOT BECAUSE VIOLENCE BAD AND IM A CRYING BABY WAHHHH AIIIIEEEEE EGGMAN KIDNAPPED ME AGAIN IM SO WEAK AND HELPLESS SAVE ME SONIKKU!!!
>>534134285I blame the incompetence. It's not her fault.
>>534134132Ok, seriously who the fuck is so obsessed with connecting the Sonic with KH? If it's because of disney adults, most KH fans, to my knowledge at least, hate the fact that KH is so connected with Disney.
>Read my seething and bite my ragebait.
No I don't think I will. Here's another Tailsmo pic though.
>>534134401Only 30% of it
>>534134427Play Sonic Heroes. Or even Sonic Battle itself.
Amy and Cream are actual friends.
>>534134150He isn't really gettting ignored, there's just nothing to really add or comment on. It's a pretty accurate description of what happens in X
>>534134398Tails when he murdered that Kukku guy using his remote control robot
>>534132389Coming up with unnecessary nonsense for why a character is in a story isn't "the bare minimum". If the story doesn't need to focus on that, then it shouldn't. Ian's explanations for why Knuckles and Silver are in Forces add nothing to the story of Forces. They're just a random, meaningless addition that you could have headcanoned anyway.
>>534134405There is when she pays loads of attention worshipping Sonic and Knuckles and even Shadow sometimes but never cares about Tails or thinks Tails is cool
Men donโt want to play 4th fiddle
There is no need to be upset.
>>534131558Glad I never paid for this shit. Every fucking time since after their first book together it's "hey readers, these girls are gay but sega won't let us openly say that so here's a bunch of hidden subtext also whisper will cry half the fucking time"
>>534134312Tails literally built a device to make sure that even if the universe was altered, time and space would allow him and Mina to keep their memories and find each other.
So it's kind of funny they both end up erased
>>534134841Where it should have ended.
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It'd be interesting if someone could sincerely critique the writing of Tails and Cosmo's interactions throughout each episode of Sonic X in regards to the ship and stuff.
Too bad no one here is actually doing that genuinely.
The reason Bump has her name on her shirt is so she can always read it and never forget what it is
>>534134312Tails really wanted to feel Sonic's swimmers.
>>534134401Yes, 100% of it.
>>534132094How about the only 2 comic characters that feel like they could belong to the games (Mostly because they're basically game mechanics from Sonic games given personality).
I still don't understand what the point was to torture and torment all the characters like this outside of sheer torture porn and misery for the sake of it. The comic book itself doesn't even address the clear trauma that it inflicts on the characters so scenes like this are literally pointless other than to make the characters suffer.
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>>534135010Something like that.
>>534135139Nope fuck off with Lettushit
>>534135010Sage should maul her
>>534135146>Cream and Amy get turned into zombots near the end anyway.Ian was extra spiteful during the Metal Virus arc. He even made Rouge out loud admit that she doesn't love Knuckles or Shadow and Evan had to silently retcon that by having her flirt with Knuckles again.
>>534135139I assume you selected the wrong pic
>>534134669Cream is not shunning Tails like you imply, not to mention you are dismissing everything presented so far.
And obviously the group does friend stuff off screen too. Like no shit, the writers have not prioritized Tails and Cream it in the past so there is not much content to point to , but its not absurd headcanon to say they are on good terms with one another and over time would get to know eachother more. Like, did you attend school?
>>534135223Notice Tails has to pay her a compliment first before she says one back to be polite
When alone with Blaze in Rush she goes โSONIKKU SAMA IS THE WIND AN INSPIRATION THE GREATEST HERO TO EVER LIVEโ
Then when Blaze asks Cream who Tails is she says
โoh i canโt remember heโs some guy who hangs out with SONIKKU SAMA!!!โ
>>534135426Stop responding to him. He's engagement baiting.
>>534135426>not to mention you are dismissing everything presented so farYou mean like in Dream Team when she says Sonic and Knuckles are her heroes then after Tails finally does something she just says โok thanksโ?
>Like, did you attend school?I did, girls date the boys they like and think are cool, not losers they donโt care about and think are uncool betas
>>534135426Read
>>534135510Cream CANONICALLY thinks Tails is a nobody with nothing interesting or noteable worth mentioning when Blaze asks her who he is
>>534135572This pic brings me to tears unironically. It's so simple but it reminds me of how my dad described home life with my grandparents. Grandad was a pilot.
They had a really nice, mind crushingly vanilla life. Grandad went to war and they never saw him again. No letter. Grandma didn't remarry.
>>534134591That unnecessary nonsense is the backbone of character usage and it's discourse from both the comics and the games. You want to play fast and loose? Go ahead but don't be surprised when people come at you for why you didn't perform the steps for what they believe to be necessary for a Sonic story
>>534135792Not reading this fag shit
>>534135792Mina would. Sheโs nothing like your grandma sheโs a slut who is sonicโs sidehoe
You know, when you type the exact same way with the same verbiage and nouns while addressing the same characters, it makes it very obvious which posts are yours. Just saying.
Getting zapped by tenrussy
>>534135880I intentionally copy the phrasing used by other anons when i find them funny
>>534135675you repeatedly dismiss and downplay everything, including your description of real life school which is interesting. Friend groups between guys and girls are common, even if they are not all dating together. Also, the whole alpha beta shit is delusional . people are more nuanced and complex than it, and you should have seen that too
>>534135943Reminder even Knuckles saved Cosmo more times than tails ever did and she held his hand and blushed at him and how strong and cool he was.
Tails? Never. Heโs just a wimp who begs Sonic to save her.
>>534135792That's sweet anon. I hope your grandmother found peace with her life after being widowed and if she passed that her and your grandfather are happy in heaven or whatever you believe the afterlife to be.
>>534135994>people are more nuanced and complex than itNo they arenโt. Cream will never date Tails if she sees Sonic as more of a man and a hero and cooler than him. Then heโs factually just a loser and she can do better and doesnโt want him.
Thatโs just the facts lil bro, Cream is Sonicโs cheerleader admirer, not Tailsโ.
>>534135809If the Master Emerald isn't relevant, there is no reason to bring it up. If Silver's ruined future isn't relevant, there is no reason to bring it up. If Blaze's dimension isn't relevant, there is no reason to bring it up. You COULD easily explain those things. Maybe the Master Emerald was stolen, or Silver knew something happened in the future and went to the past, or Blaze is part of some bigger adventure. But if it's not relevant to the current story you're currently telling, then there is no reason for it to be there. Look at what they did with Shadow Generations. Shadow was in Sonic Generations with no explanation, and that was perfectly fine. They wrote a new story that wraps around Shadow appearing in Shadow Generations, and that's perfectly fine too. Meanwhile you're trying to explain why Sticks exists in the game universe by coming up with some nonsense that ties her childhood to Angel Island or something
>>534136162you must have been in a different environment at school then. different cultures different parts of the country/ or different countries all together I guess
>>534136321did the entire tails fandom forget that fiona hates tails or am i insane this is literally just as bad as what surge has going on
>>534135403Get that dogshit metaphorical clone of a dogshit semiliteral clone of Sonic out my face.
>>534136371Nope thatโs how it is with everyone lil bro, youโll learn that someday when your wife leaves you for a chad because youโre a weak uncool beta
>>534136412did they forget that Mina loves Sonic, or that Cream prefers Sonic, or thatโฆ
Itโs fanart anon. Itโs what you WANT to happen.
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>>534136376TAILS RUN SHE'S GOING TO MILK YOU FOR EVERY DROP OF SEMEN YOU HAVE!
>>534136478>lil bro>incel talkI should cringe but I know what fandom and website this is so i'm not surprised.
>>534136592Was this your art
If so theyโre both really good, you do funny expressions
>>534134423Blaze's parents.
>>534136662Itโs the facts of life lil bro. Maybe one day youโll be almost as cool as me but not till you learn, until then Fiona and Cream and Mina types will all go for chads like me and betas like you and tails will stay cucks
Imagine if Sonic started raping Surge and she couldn't pry him off with her arms so she started desperately shocking him, but because the rape was happening after frontiers Sonic has lightning powers too so she's defenseless. Basically trying to use a watergun to stop the ocean.
Imagine the fear and disgust in her eyes as the man she hates so much is shunting in and out of her. She'd probably want to vomit. I bet it would give her psychological damage. She'd probably be so traumatized that her brain starts flooding her with original memories as a defense mechanism. The shock might even knock her out.
I can imagine her muffled crying as Sonic kisses her. She would never be the same.
>>534136843This is your brain on sonic self-insertion
>>534136697>fucked up neck
Mina kept simping for Sonic even after Sonic cucked Tails and was cheating on multiple women.
>>534136843im sure there is a thread on r9k for you to work out your issues, or hugbox and make them worse
>>534136905Quasimodo predicted this...
Cream would cuck Tails for Sonic too, itโll be Fiona all over abain when she says she wants the real hero not the wimpy weak geek
>>534137006Seethe betafox cuck
Rails....but Tails is the want teasing now.
>>534136250I'm not Ian so I don't know why you're bringing up his botched stupid attempt to put Sticks on Angel Island. Comparing Sticks to any of the rivals who have legitimate reasons to not be in every story yet have a clear grasp on ironically shows you have the same toy box mentality he does.
>>534132338I agree.
But I should specify, I'm not baiting.
Taking away what makes a character cool just so the imaginary person can be happy is really autistic.
>>534133675Need more sexy Maria models
>>534136843>>534137074I imagine fanboys of sonic the character must be very handsome, productive, go-outside types irl, you totally donโt look like Chris Chan had a baby with Boogie2988 irl
>>534137104You're thinking just like him. You don't need to explicitly explain a reason why every character is in each story if that reason isn't relevant to the story you're telling. They're just characters that exist. Knuckles is there because he just is. Sticks is there because she just is. There could be an explanation, but if it's not relevant to the current story then there is no reason for it to be there. If it's ever made relevant, it will be explored when it's the time to do so.
>>534137150Imagine what a bombshell she would've become.
>>534137074someone didn't have friends in school and now has mean world syndrome and anti social superiority complex. Anyways, Sonic and Friends are better than that. Including Cream and Tails
See this is why Boom is the best show. Tails had girls who actually chose him over Sonic
>>534137423No theyโre not. Cream canonically thinks Sonic is the only real hero and says to Blaze that Tails is a nobody in comparison
>>534137369I mean allegedly, we can just look at Tori
>>534137258I'm thinking like someone who gives enough of a shit to not ruin characters for a story by having characters who have barriers have them lowered in the narrative.
>X is a character that just existsA lot of characters are like this but not Knuckles, Blaze, or Silver
>There could be an explanation There SHOULD be an explanation and it's funny that someone else did the heavy lifting for your story
>>534130694 which I applaud. I trust this person to at least try for their story instead of slapping two figures together
A completely autistic headcanon I know, but I like to imagine that when Mina first started crushing on Tails she made a few songs about him and made it kind of obvious who she was crushing on but it went over Tails' head because he doesn't listen to pop music. At least one of these songs are her almost explicitly talking about all the naughty things she wants to do with him, akin to "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM"
>>534138171Get the FUCK out Tails.
>>534138008Complete OOC, Mina only thinks Sonic is cool and never crushes on tails
Also she actually wrote a bunch of songs about how much she wants to fuck Sonic, so Tails will have to listen to those forever knowing Mina is Sonicโs slut
>>534138468I don't remember this at all, but I really love Cosmo's face in this.
>>534138481Shut up already Dreamcast youโre annoying as fuck
>>534138481>she actually wrote a bunch of songs about how much she wants to fuck SonicReally? Such a skank. At that point youโre used goods
>>534138481Why did she have two kids with Tails?
>>534138634Thatโs just actual stuff that actually happened tho
>This mindbroken over Tails
Why does he bother having 2 houses when he can live in this anon's head rent free.
>>534138723Because thatโs an alternate universe where among many other changes she isnโt in love with Sonic.
At least for Tailsโ sake I hope they werenโt or itโll be Fiona all over again
>>534138634Why is he a Dreamcast?
>>534138786>platonic penpal>never thought tails is cool, worships sonic>same and then she died after simping for sonic the whole seriesDamn what a selection for Sonic to take his pick from
Sonic is a shit character.
If they ever pull the trigger on a SA3, I feel like it's gotta be set in deep space
Gonna have to spoiler this one for the Tailshater. He might shit himself again. Hope he gets help with whatever mental problem he has.
>>534137979That's not my story. And no, using a character without some irrelevant unnecessary explanation doesn't ruin or lower anything. The character is just there because the character exists within the universe. You don't need to explain everything.
>>534138481Tails is already Sonic's slut so it's not that much of a deal breaker for him.
>>534139036OOC, Cream doesnโt think Tails is cool and would cuck him with a real cool hero like Sonic
>>534139042Well good luck to you anon
>OOC, Cream doesn-
>Cums in your mouth
>>534139108Fuck you faggot Amt wpuld cuck Tails she doesnโt even care about him
Ok, hero path has been beaten.
Now I do the dark path and then decide what sonic game to play next
I know people here have said the knuckles stages kinda suck, but I thought they were fun
Helps that his stages all have really good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f84w1gEAXYQ&list=RDf84w1gEAXYQ&index=1
Though honestly I think I liked Gammas gameplay more than tails, even though they're effectively the same. Maybe the hub world somehow makes all the difference
>Sonic Adventure 3 finally comes out
>it's a solid game, an 8/10, "a step in the right direction"
>everyone goes back to the current discourse
>>534139343I'm going to make a SA2 thread on the fast board and start a new save...
one of these nights.
>>534139420whatโs the current discourse?
>>534139264Mald more cuck-brainrotted faggot
>>534137114The Tails Chartโฆ
>>534139485Tails is an actual cuck and Sonic acrually cucked him faggot. No girl would choose him over Sonic thatzms how it actially is Fiona and archie showed it
>>534139475Frontiers bashing.
>Tails is an actual cu-
>Cums in your ass.
>>534139558Your seethe is showing. Kill yourself self-inserting retard
>>534139558Archie was written by a braindamaged, morbidly obese, balding sonic self-inserter
And then they switched writers to another braindamaged, morbidly obese, balding sonic self-inserter
Iโll stick to the games that actually matter
Its all Tails hater, it was always the same person, their text is easily identifiable
>>534139695I am strawberry Shadow and I am king of the portal.
>>534132094>ship that's hinted at/has basis/has a fanbaseShadouge. Strongly hinted, strong basis, and it's a a major ship.
>>534139737I've been telling them to stop responding to him but they do it anyway.
>>534139709Amy would 100% rebound with Tails secretly if she got depressed/fed up with Sonic enough
>>534139343As much as I like Tails, I too prefer playing as Gamma. However that's only because of the controls. Tails and Eggman are a lot slower in SA2 compared to Gamma. On the other hand, Gamma has few stages, and they're also very short. There are some mods that make SA2's controls faster, someday I'll play with those and I'll probably have a better time. The lack of stages is a big issue that doesn't get acknowledged enough
>>534139461I've been thinking of making a general "playthroughs thread" where we can make posts like that while we play the games and post screenshots and videos of what we're currently playing. Maybe it's better to have threads dedicated to each game though, I don't know
>>534139728Fails will never be cool. He's garbage.
Noone thinks heโs cool and everyone prefers the actual hero Sonic
Thatโs how it is in the games too, Sonic is the cool superhero Tails is a loser bitch who is worthless without Sonic
>>534139558You have to be 18 to post here
>>534139967I think independent games would be more focused. Or at the most, group series together.
>Sonic Adventures thread is 1 and 2.
>>534140052Noone under 40 knows or cares about archie
>>534139737he's based and windpilled tbqh ngl
>>534140058We already have an Unleashed thread so I could see it either way
This but imagine it's Tails.
>>534140202That would be cute
>>534140273because iโm sad and gay
>>534140202I'm imagining it's Kit instead because Tails is lame
>>534139460He looks so satisfied here
>>534135146>dude stop putting them through hardship and cool action its misery porn!this is why we cant have cool shit
>>534138008Alternatively:
>Tails and Mina both had a father as a knight>Tails and Mina both have a mother who is in the council>Tails grew up as an orphan and Mina grew up helping an orphanage>They both look up to Sonic but have to grow past him >Tails taught Mina to fly the tornado in a single panel
>>534140545>look up to Sonic but have to grow past himOOC. Nobody surpasses Sonic.
>>534140545Tails doesnโt look up to Sonic anymore in archie, on account of Sonic being a douchebag who humiliated and cucked him.
I wouldnโt pair him with another slut who worships that douchebag
You idiots still don't get what's happening with Evan Stanley, do you? You see her name on a comic or an animation and think that's the end of it. This is the long game. She is going to take over the entire creative direction of this franchise. Let's be real, she's a tugboater. She's never leaving Sonic because she literally can't. Her art style is so fucking niche and we all know she can't draw normal human women to save her life. Where else is she gonna go? Marvel? DC? Fat fucking chance. She's stuck here forever, and Sega knows it. That makes her loyal, easy to control, and cheap.
Compare that to Flynn. He's just a freelancer. Sega only hires him because they think the Archiefags demand it, but they clearly don't respect him. They supervise his scripts to hell and back and won't even use them in the Japanese versions. Flynn has an ego and other projects; he's not going to be shackled to Sonic forever. But Evan? She's already got her foot in the door of the games division with that Trio of Trouble nonsense. She's doing official art for social media, covers, lore books. They're positioning her as the new in-house creative authority. As Iizuka, Uekawa, and Kawamura get older and retire, who do you think is going to fill that void? It's not gonna be some new guy from Japan. The money is in the West, and they're going to hand the keys to the person who's proven she'll never leave.
So get ready for the Evan Stanley era of Sonic. I'm talking mainline games written by her. Her OCs becoming canon. Her bizarre, ugly-ass human women designs showing up in whatever city hub world they cook up next. We'll probably even get game concepts pitched by her greenlighted. Flynn will eventually fuck off to write his own shit, but she'll still be here, the loyal company woman inheriting the ashes of the brand. Some of you fags even want this to happen just to see SoJ burn. It's the grim, inevitable future that awaits us.
>>534140319where is your fur?
>>534136597Lost World was written by Americans
>>534137058Nostadamus. Quasimodo was the hunchback of Notre Dame.
>>534140789I was so sad that I cut my hair short like every independent #emancipated girl in every chick movie ever but I couldn't see through the tears and I cut too much and now I'm bald and I'm even more sad uuuUuuUuuUuUuuuu
>>534140914Why did they name her whisper and not sob?
>>534132094Seconding shadouge
>>534140753By the time any real seat opens Evan will be mid-40s with a rรฉsumรฉ that reads โIDW and promotional artโ Not exactly franchise-captain material.
>>534140545Lotta stuff wrong with this
Amadeus was a general not a knight.
Mina didnโt help Rosieโs orphanage.
Tails gree bitter and begrudged of Sonic because Sonic selfishly betrayed him, but Mina always and continues to be in love with Sonic. Not look up to, loves and dates and made out with and cheated on Ash with.
Mina also learnt cose from Rotor and ignored it that whole story was her ignoring those lessons and only there to simp for Sonic.
>>534139031...like Season 3
>>534140753>who do you think will fill that void?Nakamura.
>Ian will eventually fuck offNah. He will just become more jaded and washed.
>>534141013I think itโs some kind of poetic irony. Sheโs introduced seemingly whispering everything she says and thatโs her perceived gimmick but in practice all she does is cry and wail which is very loud and not whispered at all
>>534141236Nakamura is eventually gonna get to his 70s
The fact that Flynn's podcast got nuked while Evan keeps getting more work should tell you everything. Sega's already made their choice. Flynn talks too much and steps out of line, Evan shuts up and draws what they tell her to.
>>534141379I randomly turned the latest ep on and Ian pitched his story for a Zelda game
>>534140374This is bait. No one actually likes Kit.
>>534141303That's when they promote Yuka Kobayashi
>>534141379Was Ian fired or just muzzled?
How is this fat disgusting fuck just so charismatic and likable?
>>534136597I completely forgot he pulled a gun up to the lemur.
>>534141303In 17 fucking years? No, the next lead of Sonic Team will be one of these two:
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Katsuyuki_Shigihara
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Yuka_Kobayashi
They're moving up and will have plenty of experience by then.
>>534141607Yep.
Which character would make the dreamworks face?
>>534141952Sonic Team will move to the USA and be primarily staffed with people who know English as a first language.
Eggman filling Sally's womb with EGGNOG as he roboticizes her.
>>534142105Sonic obvs
I think movie sonic already did
last twenty or so posts were all me btw
>>534141952She will be the Sonic Character Supervisor.
She can easily get Toyoda, Kawamura, or Uwekawa's position
>>534142118The United States will be embroiled in civil conflict in 17 years.
>>534142273Jokeโs on you last 380 posts were all me
>>534142349>17 yearsTry 17 months
>>534142404ok but youโre also me
>>534131834Everyone doesn't know the earth spins except Sonic
>>534142565I canโt be you iโm a sad and gay wulf uuuu
>>534141852based and true
The world will know peace once blobians are made real
>>534140753Built for Your Mom.
>>534141610Rather than butcher it i'll just share his words
https://youtu.be/Q7vKSdnHBrY?t=3m20s
>>534136376Preganant equals money? I don't get it
Giving Sonic a sinus flush
>hardly ever played sonic, always thought cream was the cutest girl though
>jokingly call her my wife
>learn that shes actually 6 years old
May someone explain why Tails fans are so prevalent here? This is not a recent thing. This has been the thing for the entirety of the general.
>>534143434Did you think she was a midget with a high pitched voice or something
>>534136672No, is Blaski.
>>534143492Because you touch yourself at night Slashy
Does anyone have the tails meme face from two babies one fox
>>534129717i like Tails X Amy more
>Rouge
>Honey
>Cream
>Bunnie
>Sage
>Mina
>Sonic
>Barby
>Zooey
>Vanilla
>Blaze
>Morain
>Li Moon
>Belle
>Sticks
>Ariem
>Cosmo
>Nicole
>Maddie
>Wave
>Fiona
>Carrotia
>Perci
>Marine
>Alicia (Anti-Sally)
>Tangle
>Sara
>Maria
>Rosemary
>Sally
All of them fox'd. How does he do it?
>>534142438Eh. If republicans keep winning the presidency we'll be fine as long as pro-sanctuary fuckheads aren't stupid enough to arrest a federal agent and kick off a civil war.
>>534143498I haven't even really seen her in gameplay. I just thought she was another mobian girl like amy
What if Tails had sex with all of the Fox characters? What would happen?
>>534143753Republicans are just full on fascists now
>>534143657Tails and Amy cuddling together!
Is chroniclesfag here? I have a little idea for a potential boss battle
>>534143406What's baby trap?
>>534143765>hardly playedSo dont have a say/dont call yourself some fan or call a character your wife
>>534143753>If republicans keep winning the presidency we'll be fineRethuglicans are the reason weโre at this point.
>>534143753Fell for it again award
>>534143918I would say more the elite are the reason, but the only anti-elite group are the alt left.
Creams ice cream flavor is blueberry and lemon and she and Tails would go out for ice cream together
>>534143874he's game fucking sucks it's like everythingfag slop. Characters design ain't even that good
>>534144020They would not be romantically into each other.
>>534144072sorry/not sorry you didn't have better experiences growing up
>>534139627I see her cute & funny!
>>534144020whats her bunnyhole flavor?
>>534137150Don't post that bitch's slop here ever again.
>>534143983>elites are the reasonYes, but there is one party which panders to them much more openly and aggressively as of late, and has done so for the last 40 years, and it isnโt the Dems, although theyโve become much more pro-elite since the 1990s.
>alt leftJust say the left. โAlt rightโ only worked (and even then it didnโt really work) because it was coined by the people it referred to and it was a euphemism for their actual ideology. Actual leftist politics are not โalt leftโ. Theyโre just left. Liberals are not leftists. They are centrists. They are at best left wing on cultural issues.
>>534144151Cream has more reasons to be into Amy or Sonic than Tails.
Tails is a nerd and Cream isn't attracted to any of Tails' traits in other people.
Tails and Cream aren't friends in canon.
Both Tails and Cream are closer to Sonic and Amy than they are each other.
Cream admires Sonic for his adventurous spirit and is Amy's best friend.
If you're going to ship Cream with someone, at least have it be a character who it makes sense for her to like. Like Sonic or Amy.
Never read archie but I'm starting to understand the Mina Tails thing. They are yellow and he actually manages to become taller than her.
>>534144206not flavor, but smell , on Tails' face
Sonic is for Eggman and only Eggman
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>>534143853>>534143918>>534143968>it's the Republicans!You're so radical you think enforcing immigration laws (something all the countries these immigrants are from do btw) is fascism. Democrats have seated representatives who are pledging allegiance to their race over America and are flagrantly violating federal law with their sancuary policies and impeding federal agents. I wish republicans were as fascist as you think they are because if we were a serious country all these people would be charged with treason.
>>534144328It isn't actually real and it was the artists fucking over the writers.
The actual vision by Penders was Tailamy.
>>534144261Wouldnโt Cream see Amy as a big sister rather than a potential love interest?
>>534144431Which is retarded so Mina is better
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>>534144432It's normal for people to get crushes on 'big brother/big sister' figures in their life when they're older.
I had a younger friend who had a crush on me despite me having a very similar dynamic to that kind of 'older kid and younger kid' friendship when I was younger. I obviously turned them down but it's rooted in reality.
>>534144261Cream and Amy have personal spa nights at Amy's place, or Creams when Vanilla is away. The bathroom is theirs for hours
>>534144412>[Deranged MAGApede screeching]You accuse your enemies of partisan hackery while engaging in it yourself and you accuse them of treason while cheerleading the plot against America. You are not worthy of being taken seriously in a political sense. You would applaud if your enemies were rounded up but would cry injustice if the shoe was on the other foot.
>>534144412I dont give a fuck about immigrants retard, Im not getting into a war with Israel for those boomer fucks
>>534144041Well In case I'm not here when he's around, I'll just post what I had in (mind).
>The heroes are cornered by Doc Finitevus>He uses his warp rings to shrink one half of the party via perspective>Uses pebbles and what not to damage the shrunken side, while the normal sized party try to reach him>Both sides swap places during the fight
>>534144248So glad a smart person is here. I was worried that everyone would be Nazi lite here.
>>534144412MAGA is anti-wind.
>>534144412>Bro is so brainrotted by nativism that he actively supports ZOG
>>534144431Yeah I can see this having severe ramifications on the fandom if it happened
>>534143868I felt a pang of love in my heart seeing a cute boy so happy to see me
For a second I understood Amy
>>534144412>radicalI donโt find this term to be negative. Historically, Radicals are the reason we have many important reforms, and why we have a concept of natural rights, and why democracy and republicanism are the norms in the Western World.
a gay guy can do everything to a girl he can to a guy plus more, and she can do nearly everything to him, so what is the real reason for not being bi?
Amy is meant to be lonely.
>>534144261Play Sonic Advance 3, Play Dream Team, she definitely appreciates him being a genius and he definitely can get some affection from her from that, but neither of them seem into each other ESPECIALLY Tails who seems to be just doing his thing with tech while Cream is the one more emotionally invested in whatever he is doing.
I can see Cream possibly being into Tails, but not enough to fight through his obliviousness and apathy.
Also Tails is adventurous.
>>534144773They literally work for a kingdom dummy.
>>534145016>Amy is meant to be [HEADCANON]
>>534144773But the Sonic who worked with freedom fighters did bow to kings. Whoever made that sign can't even follow a children's cartoon.
Why does Amy like Sonic? Everyone treats her better than he does. He's the only that has a problem with her.
>>534143765Yes. Amy is 12 (and she was 8 in her first game)
I love how you guys are pretending both the right and the left aren't controlled by the same people.
>>534145016Amy is meant to give up her oneitis and rebound with Shadow. just look at the wholesome shadamy fan content out there
>>534145076>>534145089Benevolent monarchy in an idealized setting is not the same as real-life autocracy. Also, the FF donโt always blindly obey everything the monarchy says. Also, also, he fought for freedom, so clearly the Acorn Kingdom, if he supposedly serves it, cannot be oppressive. At least not innately.
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>>534143352>>534143902Girls who trick a rich boy to sleep with them only to get knocked up โby accidentโ
Thus the rich boy has to take care of them forever and give them a life of luxury
>>534144412>theJewcriesout in pain as he strikes youIt's kinda funny that many illegal/legal immigrants voted republican because of their religious background and then here is this specimen of a jew-like post.
>>534145149>inb4 โitโs da joos!!!!1!!โ
>>534145124headcanon hedgehogs are rare in their world due to eggman or some unmentioned event, so a male hedgie no less is really rare and she wants to repopulate them
>>534145089Sonic didn't bow to authority in archie, though.
He also never bowed to King Max in SatAM.
What are you talking about?
>>534145124Have you ever heard of negging, Anon?
I get a feeling tailshater/tailream hater/Rails/honey /anti amy poster is a female
>>534145124Because things are fun when he's around. Amy likes adventure, and Sonic brings adventure where he goes
>>534145371>femaleunlikely
>>534145124Why do you not understand a kids series?
>>534144634You literally want to flood the country with infinity immigrants to change the demos to undermine democracy. Any action is justified in stopping that.
>>534144636>>534144797>It's the jews!!!We're not going to war, Iraq isn't a real country, they get their military annihilated every time we decide to air strike them.
>>534144957Okay. I don't care what you think either. Sorry you can't bring in infinity Somalians, I guess.
>>534145024>Play Dream Team, she definitely appreciates him being a genius and he definitely can get some affection from her from thatYOU play dream team. She shows Tails ZERO affection. She hero worships Sonic all game and rides on Knuckles shoulders and praises what an amazing hero Knuckles is while he saves her from robots.
Tails she only spoke 1 sentence to for exposition, then at the end says โok thanksโ and stops talking to him.
And play Rush too, where she says Sonic is a hero and she loves everything about him, then when asked about Tails says heโs a nobody compared to Sonic.
Cream never has any interest in Tails or what Tails is doing. Only in Sonic.
>>534145302>Sonic didn't bow to authority in archie, though.He did many times. Hell the whole aftermath of Mecha madness was because people thought he didn't bow to Sally's authority when he in fact did.
>>534145124This is why she needs to get fox'd.
>>534145570The problem is the lack of due process and not wanting responsibility of housing them. We should not rely on another nation to house them.
alright since the thread is devolving..
how often do the characters touch themselves
>>534145302Wasnโt this the same issue where he tried to get Tailsโ parents executed because Lord Elias demanded it?
Sonic is a bootlicking BITCH to the royals.
>>534145276But anon. It is the Jews. Everything is controlled by money. They have all the money. It's so obvious even a retard like you should be able to figure it out.
>>534145640>AmyEvery day, to Sonic.
>TailsEvery day, to Sonic.
>CreamEvery day, to Sonic.
>RougeEvery day, to Sonic.
>ShadowEvery day, crywanking to Maria.
Wind sweep.
>>534145573>Self inserting to put down tails
>>534145640Hmm.....lots, I'd hope.
>>534145570>You literally want to flood the country with infinity immigrants to change the demos to undermine democracy. But enough about what the Republicans are doing in the Sun Belt.
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>>534145570So you're defending that we airstrike them on behest of Israel because we're their lapdogs
Grand old party of Israel
>>534145174No he didnโt he fought to reestablish the acorns into power after eggman usurped them. Getting Max back from the zone of silence to rule again was a major plotpoint in early archie
Plus the acorns arrested and executed peaceful protestors asking for a vote. They were oppressive, corrupt and inept as fuck but Sonic was their simp
>>534145361I've heard of nigging. I hear there's even a whole subculture of people who nig. I wonder what they're called.
>>534145570So howโs the Iranian Nuclear Weapons Program? I mean, it should be very much destroyed, seeing as we always steamroll the shitskins and their fake countries. Right?
you know what mobius doesnt seem to have? drug lords and human traffickers or racism or borders or climate hysteria, or even mandatory schooling
>>534145896Im not interesting in talking about Mobius maybe take that to >>>/co/
>>534145896archie mobius has all of those
>>534145832Further proof that Archienic is OOC.
>>534145896Archie had drugs, racism and mandatory schooling
>Amerimutts shitting up the thread because basic rights are a matter of debate in their decrepit homeland
>>534146081Heres that attention (You) ordered since your shithole country isnt interesting enough to debate about
>>534145619>duo processThis isn't a real problem. This is thought-terminating cliche democrats made up to gum up the works because you want to keep as many of them here as possible for as long as possible to replace the demos and disenfranchise conservatives.
>another nationWe can just send them home. Other nations have agreed to take some of them
>>534145816Iran should not have nukes. We have bases in Israel. They're important for global force projection.
>>534145870So we set them back for a few years and didn't completely destroy them? I guess we should do more air strikes, then!
>>534146081>borders violate my right to live off your laborshut up
>>534145730Is it putting down Tails when thatโs literally what happens? Cream factually worships Sonic and Knuckles that game and ignores Tails. Thatโs literally what happens.
At that point you donโt have a problem with me you have a problem with the reality of the situation.
In which case if you donโt like it, blame Sega for writing it, and take some steps to have them change it going forward. Realise what sega do now is inadequate and Ask the writers to make them actually bond, if thatโs what you want.
Deluding yourself and plugging your ears helps noone, it tells them you like this status quo when you clearly donโt.
>>534146220>We have bases in Israel. They're important for global force projection.Fuentes vs Destiny debate already debunked this btw
>Iran should not have nukesCool, neither should Israe--oop, I think I just got my head blown off for suggesting that. And they're gonna deport me for speaking badly on Israel now
>>534146220>neocon zionist with slightly more edgy views on immigration>uses redditspacingI am 100% the opposite of surprised.
Why don't we talk about how cute Tails is?
>>534146207She's cute! Good job.
>>534146459Why do you post softcore porn and art from artists that mainly make porn
>>534145024Cream is never invested in what Tails is doing.
Sheโs invested in Sonic. Follows him around asking him to take her along on his adventures because heโs her hero and the coolest in the world.
Sheโs invested in Amy. And Blaze. Immediayely interested in them and wants to be part of what they do.
Literally the only interaction Tails and Cream have is when Gemerl needed fixing so she told Tails to fix him. A transactional favour and then she ditches, same with โok thanksโ and Ariem. Iโve never seen her go to Tails lab and be like
โWOW YOUโRE MAKING JETPLANES THATโS SO COOL TEACH ME TO MAKE MECHA FIGHTER JETPLANES IโM SO INTERESTED BY NERD STUFFโ
But she does that with every other character and thinks every other male is cool except for Tails.
>>534146584This is what humans in sonic should look like
>>534146749Property of Sonic.
>>534146749One must then wonder why the fuck she thinks a ditz like Amy is cool.
>>534146459>>534146598You can't blame them, Tails is cute and sexy
>>534146825In Japanese Heroes/Rush itโs because Amy is headstrong and outspoken and takes what she wants, something along those lines. Dunno why wallflower Cream would be interested in that when all she โwantsโ is Chao but eh
>>534146872Noted. I will stop posting about politics. He brought it up first and it was a mistake to respond.
>>534146824That's not knuckles' skin color
>>534146315I'm a single issue voter stopping mass migration. We can all see what's happening in Britain. I'm not going to vote democrat because some lolcow who suck and fuck each other was owned with facts and logic.
>>534146445>zionism is when countries have allies
>>534146818Dreamworks gon' sue.
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>>534145640>>534145702>EggmanEvery day, multiple times, angrily to Sonic
>>534146824Finally someone who knows the characters
>>534146081Like Timbs to a nigger, I hope the conserve-a-hick would cool it with it's obsession to U.S. politics.
>>534146896Cute and sexy indeed
>>534146749Gemerl was not just fixed at end of SA2, he was reprogrammed by Tails to be Cream's personal body guard at all costs
>>534146958Knuckles is Negro-coded.
>>534147037fixing means reprogramming. If he wants to kill you thatโs a problem you need to fix
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>>534147037Yeah because Tails is a jealous fuck who doesn't want Cream bothering Sonic.
He wants Sonic all to himself.
Selfish brat.
>>534146971>single issue voterBullshit. If you only cared about immigrants you wouldn't argue "iran shouldnt have nukes"
I care about immigration too. I also care about not being a simp to Israel. You clearly are fine with simping Israel
>>534147140The Trollers of Station Squareโฆ
>>534147031Post the penis version
Carrotia was supposed to be flirty to Tails but Ian removed that because as soon as itโs Tails turn to have a girl flirt at him suddenly women being flirty is โsexistโ
>>534146971>single issue voterlmao, a single issue voter wouldnโt be as much of a partisan hack as you are, to the point where youโd derail a thread on 4chan about sonic the hedgehog with politics and shill for a political party by name
Sonic Rush transcript
Blaze: No, what I'm seeking are the Sol Emeralds. I really couldn't care less about anyone called Sonic.
Amy: Great! Then, it's okay! I won't let anyone else have Sonic!
Blaze: (She really is open about her emotions...) (Something that I'm not allowed to do...)
Amy: Oh, the time! I can't stick around! I must find Sonic! He's gotta be here somewhere with Tails!
Cream: Tails is neat. He loves to build things. He also makes all sorts of cool inventions. He also likes to hang around with Sonic.
Amy: Sonic! Sonic, where are you?! [Runs off]
Blaze: What was that?
Cream: Come on, Blaze! Let's catch up with Amy!
>>534147401What is the relevance of this?
>>534147285Carrotia is like a bitchy depressed emo teenage Cream
>>534147401She's explaining who Tails is to Blaze.
What's your point?
I donโt know which is more annoying, the guys debating politics in a Sonic thread for some reason or the shippers still arguing about Tails and Cream for over an hour.
>>534147446>>534147524Cream praising tails and showing interest in him and you know it, she isnt oblivious to him
>>534147285>Carrotia was supposed to be flirty to TailsWhen? In the games? This never happened
>>534147446>>534147524Cream wonโt shut up the entire game saying what a cool amazing incomparable inspiring hero Sonic is.
When describing Tails she can just say โuuuh he builds stuff and hangs around with Sonicโ
NO mention of Tailsโ heroism
>>534147021Yes, a limited color palette for diffuse and specular lighting can result in a variety of lighting peculiarities when applied to the character model.
>>534147572She doesn't care about him.
Amy's the one who bothered mentioning him.
This is more Tailamy than it is Taiream.
>>534147596"Tails is neat" isnt enough for you? Are you serious?
The wind would sleep with your wife
This is what Sonic would say.
>>534147578Itโs in the game manual that sheโs flirty to Tails. Thatโs why her main attack is blowing big kisses at him. The artist (i think it was yardley) also drew concept art of her flirtily blowing lipstick kisses at Tails
Ian mentioned it while writing 30th and said itโs โcreepyโ or something of the sort for female characters to be flirty. Funny he never has a problem with Rouge flirting but when itโs someone flirting with Tails he does
>>534147658The main thing she mentions about him is making it about Sonic, dude. A girl doesnโt like you if the most she can say about you is โhe hangs out with the other guy iโm more interested in!โ
>>534147660He can fucking have her.
>>534129082 (OP)Would Vanilla be a Hooter Waitress to pay for Cream's luxuries
>>534147759>โhe hangs out with the other guy iโm more interested in!โ
>>534147701Where nigger? Where does it say that? They dont have any personalities in the manual, its just the game
>>534147572Read
>>534147759Her only โinterestโ in Tails is โhe hangs out with the other much cooler guy Sonic iโm more interested in!โ
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>>534147790>>534147857Now this makes a whole lot of sense.
>>534147931Why are you getting whiney and upset?
I said in the manual, as in her character description. All the Witchcarters have character descriptions and hers is that sheโs flirty.
>>534147161They're our ally and Iran shouldn't have nukes. I don't like the Israel lobby or dual citizens in congress. That's pretty much all there is to it.
>>534147291I only mentioned two issues, I disagree with republicans on a lot of shit (free healthcare), but politics outside of the two parties is just irrelevant, especially when facing an existential threat like mass migration.
Sonamyfags hate this ship because it's more windpilled than their non-canon nonsense.
Unlike Amy, Cream isn't going to expect romantic gestures from Sonic or be clingy. She genuinely just wants to accompany him on adventures and isn't pushy with his comfort zone.
This is a far healthier dynamic than anything Sonic and Amy could ever have.
The two's friendship is natural and can easily evolve into something more the more adventures they go on together and more trust they learn to place in each other.
Amy? She's too much.
Tails? He'd rather play around with a tablet and I doubt Sonic swings that way.
>>534147931Youโre disproportionally upset over this.
>>534148183They can only hate on it but this is what is canon and in-character
>>534147948you argue like an elementary schooler who thinks everything is a zero sum game
>>534148140we've been invaded by a bunch of whiny twitter trannies lately
>>534148190>>534148035Because youre making shit up
>Carrotia>Metal Island Area Boss character>He shoots carrot missiles and riposte bullets.No "flirty with tails" mention anywhere
>>534148183Sonic is part older brother to Cream, part police officer/solider. Cream simply does girly things for males in positions of authority because that is how she was raised and is the society she lives in
>>534148140>They're our allyNo they're fucking not and no that isn't "all there is to it". They're leeches who stab us in the back. If you support Israel you are not American first, you are MIGA. But you're fine with that as long as we bomb the brown people
>>534148468go look up the comic strips with the two of them, i dont feel like pulling them off of google
>>534148635What comic strips?? Archie?????
>>534148442>derailing the conversation with culture war autismClassic.
>>534148541Even Sonic teams up with Eggman when its convenient. We need a foothold in the region.
>>534148635>do my work for me to prove this point i made upclass act
>>534148918>we need a foothold in the regionIgnoring that I would rather use our money to help America rather than dick around pointlessly in the middle east, Israel is not doing that. They are not a foothold, they have too much of their own agenda and don't listen to us unconditionally. Stop sucking them off
can we ban these anons for off topic
>>534147578She blows kisses at him
>>534149110Just ignore them, theyโll eventually shut up.
>>534149110Sorry to not be discussing archieshit for the 20th time today
Anyway, what location is this on the left
do you think shadow ever wakes up hard from imagining physical contact with maria then he hates himself for it so he tries to wait for it to go away but sometimes it doesn't work
What's your favourite Sonic attack from any game?
>>534149250he looks away in his dream for a moment, and then Amy Appears and Maria disappears and whoa he wakes up hard and wondering why he Amy is appearing
>>534149250Can we stop pretending people like Shadria
>>534149435people do like shadria
>>534149482"People" and it's literally one person attacking everyone who prefers Rouge
>>534149482people like yuri
>>534149038Yes I'm fully aware they're pernicious kikes but they're all we've got. Iran can't have nukes.
>>534149198>>534149110We're going in circles now, I'm done.
>>534149540no it's not lol
>>534149610Shadria posts only happen when she's here
>>534149540People are okay with Shadria, they just don't like Krack
>>534149587I would actually rather Iran have nukes than simpe Israel
Why does it trigger them so much bros?
Rouge cucking Amy on Sonic with her superior body
>>534149339I accidentally added the same attack twice! FUCK!
>>534149528I added this, thanks for reminding me.
>>534149683It's the other way around, they don't like Krack because Krack likes Shadria.
>>534149787>Rouge cucking Amy on SonicWhy are Rouge and Amy on Sonic? Heโs not a table.
>>534145764Please do not pander to the Shadriafags. Maria is a plot device and she is dead. Shadow has canonically spent more time with Rouge.
Krack spams and samefags to make Shadria look more popular when it is NOTHING compared to Shadouge. If you learn more about these characters you will see that Rouge has internal documents focusing on her love for Shadow. In Shadow Generations she basically confesses to Shadow.
>>534150014Bulmafag, this is pathetic. You're in your 30's and you're begging some guy making a fangame not to include a pairing he's already said he likes.
>>534150014You are mentally ill, tranny.
>>534150014>RougeKnuckles' wife
>internal documentsmaekawa's non-canon fanfic
>>534149927oh you sweet summer child
>>534149895this is also true
>>534132094>Not a single delivery
>>534150106Shadriafags force their stupid little pairing on everyone so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I give them the same courteousness that they do not give me. But the truth is Shadriafags can't go dive seconds without bringing up their shitty non canon crack garbage. I'm tired of it and the last thing we need is seeing it in some project. Maria is dead. The point of her.
More informed fans know that Maria and Shadow (YES) saw each other as brother and sister.
>>534150491Seek mental help
>>534149787>>534149927>>534150251Not exactly the weirdest threesome ever, but still definitely a rather odd one.
>>534150729I have several questions.
Shadiarrheafags love sifting through the archive to undermine and attack as if they haven't spent the last year ruining the general.
It's obvious that their goal is to make their ship seem like the "normal" one to newfags
>>534146459I'm late and also about to sleep, but that was a great idea. I love Tails! He's so cute and wonderful
Get this slut off tiktok now
>>534149587You were the one who started this entire argument, fucking retard.
>>534150894We don't need to do anything. You make yourself look insane all by yourself when you type up rape and murder fantasies about Maria and about the real women who ship the two.
>>534145764If you are really making Sonic Chronicles 2, please remember that Knuckles ends up married to Shade. That is the official plan for that game. Rouge and Shadow being a couple was the obvious plan. They were practically finishing Knuxouge and getting rid of it.
Okay guys. Iโm officially over it. The Shadria vs. Shatouge Shipper War is fucking retarded. You all need to fuck off.
>>534150969I miss Maris. I have her art saved, not everything's on the booru.
>>534150829if you're a true tamersfag then you know
>>534151174Which โbooru?
>>534151161unless he stops sperging out when it's posted it's not going to stop
>>534151161I'm literally just trying to explain to someone that Shadria is a forced meme here and that he shouldn't take it as a serious thing the general wants. A lot of people who don't know the real Japanese side of Sonic will fall for Shadriafag lies.
>>534151298Fuck off, I said. Enough.
>>534151250/sthg/'s booru.
>>534151174Something always gets lost anon. That's just the way it is.
>>534149203It's from the Shadow one shot comic that was delayed by an entire year because IDW is incompetent
>>534151350Stop pretending this is an equal size thing. Shadouge is an actual part of the trifecta and Shadria is forced spam astroturfed by one obnoxious Twitterfag whale.
>>534151298it's too late it's already in the game. go make your own if you want your ship instead.
Reminder to JP purists that you were going to get Shade and everything from Chronicles (including SwatBOTS, archieisms, and echidnatism) until Ken Penders traumatized SEGA by suing the hell out of them, archie, and bioware.
Western slop almost infected the series as late as 2009.
Kneel before your savior.
>>534151443aishiteru mindbroke you
>>534151479This better be a false flag
>>534150729Is that Surge dressed up as Sonic?
>>534151443>muh trifectaSonic doesn't care about Amy
Shadow doesn't care about Rouge
Silver is TBA. Please wait for Nakamura's Silver game to establish what he actually wants for the character.
>>534151502JP purists have no reason to dislike Shade. She was like penderskino without the penderslop
>>534151747Shadow 2005 and Shadow 2006 need rereleases/remakes, then the Silver game can happen.
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>>534151673The Chroniclesfag is Scribbles. He is the one making some of the posts about PSME, because he watched it. He's put several heavy PSME references in the game, such as the title of PSME's sequel. He said he's been working to legitimize the ship. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526873153/#q526893978
shadouge this
shadria that
sonegg is where it's at
Uh I meant Sonic 2006 oops.
>>534151174I'm glad Maris is gone. Good riddance. She nearly ruined this general. If only the other one would leave too.
It's genuinely terrible that she's tricking newfags with her retarded crackship for freaks.
I am not Krack. I like Shadria and I am excited to see it in the game. ^^
The love for Shadria is organic.
I like the similarities between their bond and Sonic and Tails' in the movies. It is super cute! <3
>>534151893Shadow is the main character of 06 and Sonic is an irrelevant side character. You were right the first time.
>>534151960I don't know about the movies since I haven't watched movie 3 yet, but I agree with you otherwise
>>534151876doesn't this mean Shadally is more likely than Shadouge
I have a confession to make /sthg/... I like Shadria
>>534151876โScribblesโ?
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>>534152041Shadow and Maria do the same dance as Sonic and Tails from the second film in the third film!
>>534151960you will never be a woman though
>>534151821Chronicles is Penderskino with all the soul sucked out of it.
>>534151939>retarded crackship for freaksOkay. I can understand disliking Shadria. I can even kind of understand disliking it passionately or hating it, as you seemingly do. However, I cannot understand calling it a crackship. It really isnโt one. At least not to my understanding.
my ship canon
your ship crack and fake and gay and ooc
>>534152145Thanks for contributing to on-topic Sonic the Hedgehog discussion, Anon!
>>534152558Cute, I love seeing new art of these two
>>534152638They are a new artist and one who definitely deserves lots of love and support! ^^
>>534151876I'm not sure of that's him, but if this is true then Shadougefag is wasting his time. Scribbles is too much of a wind autist to be pushed about ships.
>>534152120Scribbles is a drawfag who made a comic where Sally tries to fuck Shadow and then ends up learning about Maria and getting mindfucked.
>>534152372amy rose says that nothing you do will ever make you a girl
>>534149339This image just makes me sad, because Sonic is never allowed to use any of these attacks in anime, manga or shows probably for good reason, if Sonic had a ranged attack option fight scenes be harder to write if he and throw out energy waves like, Surge's Overcharge skill, which would be easier to draw, Sonic tanking that attack, being hit by that attack or dodging that attack, if you were to have her fire it and Sonic counters it with that shockwave attack from Frontiers or whatever the fuck he's doing in Lost World, people would get mad
What's funny is even smash bros won't let him do any of those attacks either
I like shadria as well, mostly because it means two different Robotniks want to fuck different hedgehogs
>>534152771Oh. The Shadally Scribble Anon. I remember him. Sorry, itโs been a while.
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There is so much personality in how they draw Maria. You can feel the emotion in her face just by looking at it. Truly incredible art with lots of soul and love put into it! Almost as much love as Shadow harbors for Maria! <3
>>534151747Do you seriously think Nakamura will seperate Silver from Blaze? Especially after Ian has said according to internal stuff that she just went home with Iblis?
>tailstranny avatarpedo (male) is spamming shadriashit now
>>534150729imagine the sex
>>534152771Making a fic titled after one ship but ending it in another is kind of evil.
>>534151876Wait so this *is* an op?
>>534152957>I get mad when people on the internet enjoy SonicShitposter.
I legit wanna know why the hell Sega gave modern designs to Fang, Bark, Mighty and Ray, that can't be for just a shitty mobile game most people will never play, Trip's in the game too yet she doesn't have a modern design at least not yet, In fact, Trip's only been around a short time and she's already been in more games than Gemerl whose 20 years old, Marine also beats Gemerl's record having appeared in two more games and having a 3D model, Vanilla now has a 3D model as well. Most people probably didn't know who Emerl was in Shadow's animation nor did Shadow gens acknowledge him either or the Gun commander really, I thought for sure his appearance in the special would mean he'd end up in white space too and Elise appeared with Silver in a sonic channel story with a Puyo Puyo like redesign and IDW implied Silver and Blaze met her off screen. What the fuck is going on?
>>534152842That's a decent reason. I also like Sonegg even if I don't typically post it. There's something a bit romantic about two sworn enemies, isn't there?
Mutual hatred forever and mutual love forever. I think Sonic and Eggman's bond is kind of like Shadow and Maria's bond but flipped on its head.
>>534153084Didnโt he also include several other ships too? With an emphasis on crackships? Or am I misremembering?
>>534153327SEGA actually updated Mighty and Ray to revert Blitz to classic designs.
>>534153260Manly hands typed this post.
>>534153123Hard to tell if it is the same person since there's no images on those posts. But Scribbles and Chroniclesfag are both windfags who use characters from every canon especially Underground and the Movies.
They're both shonenfags. They both like to reference PSME. They both use western OCs but avoid altering the game characters. (But scribbles would do this thing where Archiedow and Uwuver were different characters entirely)
There's rumors about Scribbles being a Sega person but that's schizoshit. He made some lucky guesses about Nine and Black Doom.
Chroniclesfag avoids posting Sally Acorn when she's obviously in the game.
>>534153459So if theyโre Windfags does that mean Sonic is not portrayed as being involved in any ships in their stuff or just that heโs portrayed as evasive?
>>534153548Chroniclesfag is a Sonurgefag apparently
>>534153548windfags don't do ships with Sonic. Just teasing. Sonaze, Sonamy, Sonelise.
>>534153459You cant be a windfag and an everythingfag, stop tossing words around
>>534153459>(But scribbles would do this thing where Archiedow and Uwuver were different characters entirely)I actually remember this.
>>534153394That just confuses me even more, just like they had all those other names and characters but apparently nixed them? Is this IP run by schizos or something, consistency never seems to come into play ever with us.
>>534153340I was also thinking that Sonic and Eggman are like Maria and Shadow but flipped, Sonic taking Maria's more carefree stance while Eggman takes on Shadow's more serious role. Different kinds of ying and yang
>>534153689Is he the one whoโs been shilling that recently?
>>534153713Right.
>>534153715It appears I have unintentionally indirectly stirred controversy.
>>534153715Alright. They're not windfags but they're particular about Sonic needing to be the wind even if he is surrounded by noncanon westshit OCs. That is even more unusual.
>>534153820Maria isnt carefree retard she cares about everything
>>534153840>>534153689No, that's Duofag reposting an attack move that's just a reference to an IDW cover. You can tell by what he types.
>>534153887Methinks it is intentional trolling, since Scribblesโ stuff was coming out in the midst of shipping wars, many of which involved Sonic as a focal point.
AHHHHHHHHH I SAW A SHIP I DONT LIKE IM GOING INSANE THE PERSON WHO LIKES IT SHOULD DIE!!!! I'M A NORMAL ADULT BTW
>>534153715tailstroon is a windfag and an everythingfag
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truly trannies are delulu
>>534153989>No, that's Duofag reposting an attack move that's just a reference to an IDW cover.>You can tell by what he types.UhโฆHow?
>>534154229Scribblefag doesn't care about any Sonic ships and Duofag likes enemies to lovers Sonurge. Duofag also hates almost every drawfag and he makes sure to mention it when he posts.
Btw whatever happened to OneBrandfag?
>Chronicles
I think I know but I need to *know* I know.
>>534154163he should rope, trannies ruin every space they touch
>>534154229its obvious when it's Duofag because he shits on artfags.
If we put all Everythingfags, Jap Purists, Classicfags, Modernfags, and specific game, media, or era โ-fagsโ, and all shippers, in a cage match, to the death, and they all killed each other, would society improve?
>>534153715I thought windfag was about Sonic's characterization, not his world
>>534154692No I would come out stronger and make it your problem.
>>534154710It is. Which is why these people who say WIND is incompatible with western OCs are dumb.
I'm actually currently working on an AU that centers around the idea of a more eastern style Sonic and more eastern style storytelling that still features the western characters like Sally and so on.
>>534151876What if it isn't him and there's just two everythingfags with a Japanese bias and like making references to Maekawa books.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>>534154692>Would society improve if a bunch of mentally ill autists died?Yes
>>534154710>>534154820Windfag IS about characterization, but when you try to incorporate every world and lore it doesn't work. You cannot have Sonic be the wind but... he also has two siblings that are royalty, and also he was created by a treadmill accident with the cobalt effect, and he participates in helping the Acorn Kingdom every week... the game world matters to help reinforce how wind works. Anything else is a fools errand
>>534154972If we're still talking about chroniclesfag (unless you're him) he more or less said the same thing and said he refuses to include any backstory from the west except for having siblings.
>>534154972Good thing none of that happens in my AU!
Sonia and Manic don't exist.
Treadmill backstory is not a thing.
Sonic sometimes assists the Freedom Fighters but it is not his primary duty or responsibility. He just helps out when he gets bored and he feels like it. He isn't a hero. He's a fun-loving adventurer. And if that adventure happens to involve saving some mobians from Roboticization by the evil Julian Robotnik's SWAT Bots, so be it.
>>534154972Yeah the whole thing is that he discarded all that which is why he's called a windfag
>>534155046I asked him about it before. He posted a list of his own rules. He said no lore from the comics or cartoons except Sonic X and the manga with the only exception that Sonia and Manik get to exist.
>>534155082>Julian RobotnikGodawful. It should always be Ivo. The Kintobar shit was always dumb.
>>534155417There's two egg men in my AU. They're brothers and they hate each other.
Ivo Robotnik is Japanese Eggman and primarily goes by the moniker Eggman.
Julian Robotnik is Egghitler.
>>534155320Scribblefag hated the word mobius so you can probably confirm it based on how Chroniclesfag responds to that
>>534155046Having the siblings isnt discarding. Its just deciding "well im gonna still gonna have this part of my cake"
Cool, doesnt make you a windfag tho
>>534154927All rise for our National Anthem.
>>534155082>Sonia and Manic don't exist.They could still be dual rulers of their own kingdom unrelated to Sonic. Why is it everyones agenda with this shit is always just about Sally and the freedumb shitters? Not a single fleetway concept in your pitch even though people like Tekno fit so smoothly they can be brought to a game tomorrow
>>534155572Oh, well then you're right. He is not a windfag then.
>>534155320I doubt heโs the same as Scribbles then, given that the latter was actually an Everythingfag.
>>534155640I wish most posters had the sense you do
>>534154927https://youtu.be/lYCYDzuBuKM
>>534155698He can't be either. Chronicfag likes too much west stuff to be a windfag but doesn't like any of the west stuff pertaining to the Japanese characterizations meaning he can't be an everythingfag. He's just a fag then.
>>534155456Clever explanation, I suppose.
>>534155639>They could still be dual rulers of their own kingdom unrelated to Sonic. There's already Blaze and Sally as Monarchs and they'd break a major rule of the setting which is 'avoid species repeats for major characters whenever possible'.
I could include them as optional characters in the lore doc, though. If you and other anons have high demand to see them. Just don't think they'd add much to the 'status quo' of the setting.
>Not a single fleetway concept in your pitch even though people like Tekno fit so smoothly they can be brought to a game tomorrowI do plan to include Tekno and other fleetway characters as members of the Freedom Fighters. Johnny Lightfoot is going to be a auto automaton prototype by Julian to infiltrate the freedom fighters, for example.
>>534155913Yep. Eggman also provides (conditional) support to the Freedom Fighters in a bid to gain deeds to land and resource rights from Sally so he can expand his corporate empire across Mobius. He also lends his ultimate creation, Surge the Tenrec, to aid them on the same conditional terms.
I may be too autistic for this conversation. Are the two contentfags one person or just two everythingfags
>>534155896A โfagfagโ, perhaps?
>>534156103One of them is chroniclesfag. The other is tailstroon.
There are debates if chroniclesfag is scribbles, another everythingfag windfag, or not.
>>534156093>โavoid species repeats for major characters whenever possible'So Amy doesnโt exist in your setting? Thatโs awesome. Do tell us more.
>>534156223She does exist. She's a composite character with Tails.
The fusion inherits Amy's name and personality and Tails' species and skillset (minus super genius, think more generalist mechanic who can fly).
Though there are some other traits from each as a part of them. For example, she runs an internet vlog called Tailstube and uses it to act as an independent journalist reporting on all the events that happen in-universe while chronicling her adventures with Sonic.
>>534156175Pretty sure Chroniclesfag is a transphobic since he changed Sonia's voice to a woman instead of using it despite going out of his way to get the specific voice for everyone else.
Sorry for the callout.
>>534156339>an attractive tails to fuck sonicIm sold. Even with the blue shoes i wanna feel Amy "Tails" the Fox under her skirt
>>534156093>major rule of the setting which is 'avoid species repeats for major characters whenever possible'SHITdow and SHITver brosโฆ
>>534130042>shitty bot post
>>534149787Amy has bigger breasts nowadays.
>>534156093>>534156339So you came up with a convoluted arbitrary rule to make Tails troon out? Got it.
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>Tap the rhythm against the floor, to look for another door
>I am slipping, to the mystery of the night
>I know there is an easy way, but it is my choice anyway
>Donโt let me waste my time, in futile thinking anymore
>Fated not to be tamed, watch me I never will lean upon you
>I can go โ by myself
>Fly in the freedom
>Time never stop and wait for me, show the way
>Looking for answers, and looking for the clue
>Nobody taught me to hint, win a happy life of a dream
>Iโm not waiting, for a fortune teller
>I feel that my wish will come true, Iโve never thought ahead to that luck
>Is it my treasure? Tell me what Iโm really looking for
>Fancy came to my mind, it leads me to somewhere far away
>Distant place โ distant time
>Thereโs a lot of things to do, come on!
>Iโm ready to gamble, itโs time to play the game
>Tell me what is this feeling? Show the way
>Iโm in paradise, Iโll keep it forever
>Iโll never stop my steps, I believe in myself
>I know that I can, sure I know
>Fly in the freedom, dreams are always around me
>Oh, it comes to my hands, itโs really clear to me
Remember when Rouge's theme song fit Rouge? It hasn't ever since she got chained to Shadow.
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https://youtu.be/KbhX7XKgkDU
Oh wow. My timing could not be worse.
>>534156418Yep! I do plan on including a bunch of Sontails tease in the lore document and for the content I make for this AU, there'll be plenty of moments between them.
>>534156449I've considered making another human-centric universe for Shadow to be the main protagonist of and to allow for crossovers with Sonic's universe ala Sonic X (two worlds).
Besides that, I have also considered revisiting the pre-release SA2 idea of Rouge being called "Shadow" and making a composite character of Rouge and Shadow called "Shade the Bat" which has elements of Shadow's backstory and personality and elements of Rouge's behavior, species, and abilities. She'd be one of the younger members of the Freedom Fighters alongside Miles Fox (Fiona's younger brother), Tangle the Lemur, and Rosy Rascal.
>>534156649Tails is biologically female in this AU.
>>534156756Are you an everythingfag or windfag or not
>>534156841>biologically femalethe only way to be female is biologically since it's defined by ova production and xx chromosomes
>>534130042>>534133681Is this a bot? Genuine question.
>>534156961Females made the Sonic OVA?
>>534156756No, it could not. Welcome to Hell.
>>534156876The arguments made
>>534155572 >>534155320 sound fine to me. I don't use any information from the west, but I use the western characters anyways, including Sonic's french siblings. Whatever label that involves is correct.
>>534156841>Tails is biologically female in this AU.Something you'll never be lol
>>534156841The more this guy explains his setting the less interest I have in it.
>>534157056So you'll include the freedom fighters, but have Sonic not be one of them? Or the royal siblings but not have Sonic be royal?
>>534157056Hey Chroniclefag can you put Gold the Tenrec and Eclipse the Darkling in the game? Thanks
>>534157056>not using anything from the west about the western characters>which would effectively turn them into blank slatesYou honestly might as well not use them.
The more I lurk these threads the less interest I have in them.
>>534156981Surprisingly enough, even though heโs posted those posts every thread for 5 months straight, no. Thatโs just Duofag, our resident attention whore shitposter.
>>534157146Sonic is not a freedom fighter, a boyfriend, an alien, a prince, a genetic experiment, or taxonomically a "mobian" in the game. If that is what you're asking. The same applies to Sonic's siblings. I am in fact cherrypicking because the real Sonic doesn't have siblings, especially not those two.
>>534157187Tried to keep their personalities and abilities, but that's all. I think the biggest snag is Surge though, since Sonic's characterization is paramount to hers.
>>534157163They're both in already. No problem.
>>534157376Okay seriously who the fuck is Duofag and what is his deal? Iโve been gone for a while.
>>534157098I'm sorry you feel that way, anon.
What would you do differently? What would you want to see instead?
I'm open to suggestions. The lore document is far from done, after all, and I'm still in the process of commissioning art.
>>534157413>or taxonomically a "mobian" in the gameโฆSo heโs not an anthro animal in the same vein as all the others? Or are you saying taxonomically that anthro animals are not unique or special? Now Iโm intrigued. And also confused.
>>534157413Oh. That's actually better than what I thought you were doing. How does that work? So the freedom fighters have different back stories and such?
>>534157472Some attention whoring aifag who screeches at drawfags, original content, shits on everyone, doesn't know anything about Sonic and you must've been Long time away since he's been doing this for over a year.
>>534157532Even if I gave feedback, I already know you wouldnโt incorporate it.
>>534157714That's not true. I'm more than open to suggestions.
I've incorporated feedback from others.
>>534157553No. I just try to avoid addressing any more to the subject than the games have. No umbrella title for the various anthro species.
>>534157643I don't hate any of that stuff, but it's a general rule of thumb. The freedom fighters are there, but Sonic isn't one of them.
I'm certainly not japanese, but I do prefer the japanese takes on each Sonic Team characters as they are their characters.
>>534157685>you must've been Long time away since he's been doing this for over a yearI was last active in /sthg/ sometime between the end of 2023. At least thatโs the last I can remember being active and the last time period that I have screenshots from. I couldโve maybe still been a bit active into the early months of 2024. I donโt fully remember. Either way, yeah, itโs been over a year.
>>534157685>you must've been Long time away since he's been doing this for over a yearI was last active in /sthg/ sometime around the end of 2023. At least thatโs the last I can remember being active and the last time period that I have screenshots from. I couldโve maybe still been a bit active into the early months of 2024. I donโt fully remember. Either way, yeah, itโs been over a year.
>>534157187Correcting my own wording here. I specifically meant that western stuff is disregarded if its about the eastern characters. The western characters are only changed based on the result. That's why Hope is "Hope Robotnik" rather than Kintobor. Things like that.
>>534158094Are you familiar with LC-kun? He's a bit like that. An AIfag who obsessively hates drawfags and chases them out or trains models on their OCs. He hates OCs, the whiteboard (where people draw together), /fast/ (/sthg/'s backup), Krack, Tailsfags, Sonamy, Shadria, Rails, and just hates Sonic in general. He spams Shadally and Sonurge but has been less active these past few weeks.
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>>534158131>>534158319>>534150664>Dayud, what if the catchphrase saying furry wants a chillidog instead of a steak?>we ask them politely but firmly to leave
>>534158386You say he hates Tailsfags. So is he the guy who insults Tails and calls him a cuckold constantly or is that a different person and/or just a running joke done by multiple Anons?
>>534158197So basically you try and stick to the Japanese to the Japanese characters but try to work around the western characters? That sounds next to impossible honestly. But I respect the idea.
>>534158480Not a joke, just some sonic fags (especially fans of archie sonic) hate tails because tailsfags criticise archie and sonic in general for always shitting on the poor guy
>>534158432Should get a girlfriend
man, you guys seem extra crazy now, is it lust, anger or just mental illness going wild?
>>534158637If i was an everythingfag id put Manic and Mina together. They have music, hes close enough to being a sonic, and their names go together
>>534158480It's 100% serious unironic discussion by multiple anons who recognize Tails for what he truly is.
>>534158637>nameI chuckled
>>534158746You don't care about Mina so why do you try to ship her
>>534158485It probably is. I can't substitute for the actual Sonic Team writers anyways. But it's an RPG rather than a comic book so I just ignore any plot holes that approach might cause. No grand plans there.
Longclaw is basically the same as in the movies. Which doesn't truly ad up since it's a major plot point that Sonic is traumatized by her death. I just leave it unaddressed. That's how most of the western OCs are.
Is Minatism still a thing here?
>>534158714Is there anyone, LITERALLY anyone in this fucking general that isn't a shipfag, windfag, ritualposter, image dumper, yuritroon, avatarfag, or autistic?
Yes I know I said the same thing 7 times.
>>534158865How did what i say show i dont care about Mina
>>534158946Minafag has extreme minatism
>>534159002characterfags (they are autists I know)
>>534158906Okay this is a decently thought out approach to AUs. But you should be aware archiefags might hate you for this. You're basically adding the western OCs instead of using the western versions of the characters. The biggest fans of characters like Sally are going to want Archienic. Fans of Surge will want IDWnic or Sonurge.
>>534159002autism is a requirement
>>534158432When are you posting your full Mina daki
>>534132094Silver x Whisper
>>534159928How much do you like Silvisper
Im up for dead fucking generals to represent me
I am a JP purist but Ken Penders is a better writer than Evan Stanley
>>534147465Why can't I find the mod?
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>>534150014>Shadria look more popular when it is NOTHING compared to ShadougeShadow will never love Rouge nor will show any amount of visual affection to her like Maria. Shadow Generations ends with Rouge slurping up Shadow's tears meant for Maria, and Dark Beginnings has Rouge herself admitting Maria is the only one who will ever change him.
>>534139709NTA but
>Tailsfag>Saying anyone else but your kind is self inserting>The amy tails art in your post even reeks of inserting.
>>534143710>All of them fox'd. How does he do it?Only in his delusions or minds of self insert babble spewing.
>RougeShe just teases him, tricking for information
>HoneyTeasing for fashion for others
>CreamFriends
>BunnieBig Sister to him, only loves Antoine
>MinaIn an AU 30 years from then, yeah.
>SonicOnly sees him as a brother.
>BarbyShe prefers two inch platypus dong over 1 inch micro fox dick
>ZooeyProbably.
>VanillaFucks with vector
>BlazeFriend, and she likes hedgehogs
>Li MoonI guess, but they barely know eachother
>BelleFriends
>SticksOnly loves herself
>AriemOnly loves Knuckles cock
>CosmoYes, but is in question since it may have all been love potions by Amy meant for Sonic.
>MaddieMom
>WaveRivals
>FionaShe cucked Tails hard multiple times for Sonic and Scourge
>CarrotiaEnemies
>PerciStrong maybe
>MarineFriends
>Alicia (Anti-Sally)Enemies
>TangleFriends
>SaraShes riding sonic's dick
>MariaNope only with Shadow. Also dead and she doesn't know him.
>RosemaryHis Mother, you reaching faggot.
>SallyAnother big sister/aunt
You get around 3 and they aren't even canon.