>>Upcoming ES Boss - Caligo>August 7, 2025 at 03:00 CEST | 18:00 PDT (6/8) | 10:00 JST.https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1952731502262858096
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102
>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
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>>534072894
>>534147353RECLUSE JOCKEYYY
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>>534147319just me 1/3 with these
>>534147340spare some shards mister?
>>534147353Why'd you steal the seal you you double wylder?
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>spectral hawk nightlord fight
oh no
Not playing until Caligo drops
Augur is too lame
>load up my strength playthrough
>was using sword lance
>kinda bored of it but not really feeling any other strength weapons
>hmmm maybe I'll give the greatsword a go
>nah its just so boring
>what about the giant crusher though
>immediately fall in love with it
Sure its kinda slow but oh my god I love just being able to block with it and take almost no damage and then guard counter to pancake everything, literally trivialities everything perfect weapon for co-op. It only really struggles against some of the hyper mobile DLC bosses in co-op where they have fuck huge health pools and don't stay still long enough to get consistent hits in but I will never get tired of doing 4k damage on a charged special with RKR.
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lmao
Does anyone else get a bug where they can only walk and not use any other controls for about a minute? I've been getting it every game. Already tried validating files
>>534149681yeah lol gave a negative review but has more hours than me
>>534148196It only works on each successful guard, it adds some aggro to you but the aggro itself still somewhat RNG, or so I've heard. Super misleading translation, honestly. No idea why they didn't fix that one.
>>534148196If it works like in ER, then it means you have an easier time stealing aggro from your teammates, even if you deal less damage than them, but you have to keep attacking to maintain it.
the lights, they are too bright
>>534148002I gave it to her after the night 2 boss. I saw it first anyway
Where can I get this game for cheap? I would just pirate and onlinefix but I don't wanna be locked to spacewar players only, I wanna play with my frens.
>>534149497>>534149750I mean is that really better than having fewer hours? I’d sooner trust the opinion of someone who’s seen everything the game has to offer over someone who has like an hour or something.
Someone beat Godrick the Grafted with the fuckin’ Ghiza Wheel. This community really amazes me sometimes.
>>534150694I’ll buy it for you
>>534150434>playing with the terrlist fag
>>534151053Leave him alone.
>>534151120>didn't deflect in reaction to the pot animation
>>534151120I accidentally killed someone like this on dog queue. I wish I was recording. I need to re enable steam clips
>>534151045That would be nice
I killed the training dummy, I won, he's a ragdoll now
>>534151554I'm compuiiter sirtr ppedesse buy it expensive in Brazil :(
>>534151554PC, my steam friend code is 196205385
>>534151379Steam? So I can add you to a list.
>>534151595I talk like this
>>534151647What list, winners?
>>534151624>anime profileblocked
>>534151743It's a good list. Many erg players are on it.
>>534151829I dont trust like that!
Can someone tell me what NG+ I’m on? Godrick dropped 98,000 runes.
>>534152654Hahahaaaa nah!
>>534152815Thanks. I was thinking my Great Katana was doing too little stance damage but then I remembered NG+ increases stance so that explains it I guess.
>>534150793>UGH STOP HAVING FUN YOU FAGGOT
>>534151053>>534151075>>534151120terrsisters....slugmasisters....how do we recover from this?
Great katanas in Nightreign when
>>534153218No wonder they're all playing together. Everybody else blocked them!
terr it up gem it up terr it up gem it up and yeag it up with the unf unf unf yemmy bbc varreslut girl at tiff
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
yys
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
neko clone
signalisposter
>buffed smithscript weapons next patch
holy based
imagine getting a syrupy pawjob from the super kawaii nyeko knyaight under a table at denny's
>>534154169I literally thank God at night that I can be aroused purely by the simple romantic sex I have with my beloved instead of having any level need even ironically for this kind of degeneracy irl.
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I've never done purple Augur before
2/3
erg
>>534154446I’ve never done you before.
pls be on psn
>>534154337even doe its gennie culture
>>534151379why is your saturation like that
>>534154576aaaaahhhHHHHHHH ITS OVER FOR PSNCELS LIKE MYSELF.
>>534150697you didn't look or read
he made a negative review at 10 hours, and then played 266 more hours
pay attention
those deep relic effects look like a lot of fun, I hope there's a shop with some freebies before you have to rely on RNG to get them
>>534154760NYOOOO i just queued up :(
What can the goat really do to you just running away
>>534154912*teleports behind you*
*does a frametrap swing when you roll the teleport explosion*
going crater day 1 and getting a bunch of legendary weapons was a great strat!
good job team <3
we did it! :)
>>534154912you die when you run into the sigil that you didn't see just outside of your camera view
>>534154653buy me the game pay for my psn 1 month I will be your revenant gf and ask for upsies in front of the cuckold third
>>534155127>level 13>troon merchant>terrlist spammer
>>534155127stop typing like a fag
>>534155127>0 flasks>lvl 13What went wrong, this is a week one looking run
>>534155127>level 13Sludgenigger moment
>terr
>sludge merchant
>what went wrong
>>534155459tepid meme like lukewarm water in a disposable paper cup that has been sitting out for almost half a dozen days
>>534155354no :)
>>534155595>>534155304what u mean senpai? i said the run went well.
>win match
>''what went wrong''
why is the 'cord like this doe
>>534155127quality troll post kekk, here's a (you)
I'm going to be real guys, I won't be pinging crater interior on day 1 and I will take zero responsibility if you do want to go there
>why is the 'cord like this doe
theyre jealous of us
>i'm going to be real guys, I won't be pinging crater interior on day 1
youre loss. i got the Regal Ancestor legendary weapon. libra went down FAST
i was going insane with the weird frame drops and stuttering i was randomly having, unparking cores fixed it all, it also works for slopreign or so ive read
>>534157069A lot of players who were around during the release period have left. I guess they don't consider everdark bosses new content.
>>534157246it will be the biggest and greatest DLC ever and it will bring back everyone!
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I didn't expect a gimmick fight. I underestimated that weapon range. GG 3rd guy!
>>534157246your first live service slop?
>>534157469Yes, actually.
>>534157494you'll get used to it. be glad the devs aren't swedish.
randoms just do not drop anything for you huh
>>534157682randoms are not human
>>534155127>terr >sludge merchantJesus christ. Did you enjoy having to solo every boss while these faggots ran off alone in different directions?
Oh look who it is!
>>534157970>Did you enjoy having to solo every boss while these faggots ran off alone in different directions?just ask this idiot =>
>>534158061who has an public freakout whenever you don't carry him
>>534142352>defending music streaming in a year where literally every government and corp are clenching their fistsokay retard
>>534158437>matchmaking failed
Looking forward to your 560p webm's where you blame your teammates for everything
45 minutes from now, lets get the popcorn
>>534158683>>534158437I have no clue who you're talking about
Blocking fellow erg adventurers should be a sackable offense
>>534158787blockable* offense
>>534158787blocking at all is such a weak sissy move man I feel second hand embarrassment at just the idea of being so unable to put up with one retard let alone several that I have to pretend they don't exist and ask daddy Steam to keep them away from me, it is nothing but the antics of spoiled children
>>534159040t. man blocked by everybody else
>>534159040the only valid block is relic cheaters (sneedGAWD), oneshotting every boss with a 10000 damage starting bow isnt fun
>>534157682sorry mate, had the perfect weapon in that orb for you, but that -10% FP consumption looked too attractive
>Play Wylder
>Develop the urge to prioritize the safety of Duchess over other characters
Why am I like this?
>>534159239how did you know...
>>534159082I can't get blocked because I play with one other person all the time exclusively and the third random may as well not exist, and especially not now that duos are a thing. I don't really care if I am the one blocked but I will still think of anyone who blocks anyone as kind of a pussy bitch unless you're blocking corporate accounts on social media, the sole reasonable exception.
why are there still 2 boyfriends queuing into trios? didn't they just add couples matchmaking
>>534159561they're not good enough so they queue trios in hopes someone will carry them
>>534159613i just had a game with a duo executor where they both kept dying at the start then they both left at the same time....
>>534155127>sludge merchant>revenantlet me guess, he did a bow build to be "subversive" like he does with every other class
2/3 libra, caligo, heolstor, everdarks
>>534158787the only people i have blocked are ones that only play on the day a new Everdark comes out, simply because i refuse to carry tourist shitters
>have to wait until the new mode is out to finally be able to change my character's preferred weapon type
I don't even feel like playing until then desu.
>>534161020Do we know if deep relics work everywhere or only in deep mode? It's gonna be lame to get all these respec relics and they end up not being usable in regular expeditions.
>>534161236Probably only in the deep mode since they're really strong and have their own slots.
I hope I'm wrong though since things like changing preferred weapon type would be great to have in regular expeditions.
>>534160440when are you gonna stop avatarfagging
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CE kino off of that goat
>>534162482taking miqqy to mickey D's....
>>534161583>caring about avatarfagging this muchloser
>>534163159what? end and mnd +3 arent that great
>>534163353statlet detected
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ZOMG EVERDARK MARIS IS SO LE HECKIN' KINO MUH ATMOSPHERE MUH GIMMICK MUH SPECTACLE MUH UNIQUE IT'S SO LE HECKIN' AWESOME
This one's for you, Wylder. Even though the frenzy seal had protection of the erdtree.
gg dragon whats the reason for the discrepancy between the sum of everyone's kills being different than the kills total? cumulatively it says we killed 300 enemies but the total only says 210
>>534165540probably something to do with the skellies in night 1
>>534165540did you have a revenant on the team? think enemies killed by summons / necromancy don't count to the revenant but they count to your team total
>>534165540Assisted kills count for each player but only once for the totals.
>>534165507i have never given a single legendary to my teammates
either I keep it for myself or pick something else
>>534166000I do it all the time because there are no legendary seals.
>>534166000thats why youre blocked
>>534166000if you play well i will drop you good loot so you play even better
if you play like shit you get nothing from me
simple as
>>534166286you are not entitled to my legendaries.
>>534165540it's KDA anon, not KD
>>534167674sorry im retarded this is technically wrong since its not displayed as a ratio
>>534166000after dropping a grafted sword to a raider an seeing them not use it, yeah i'll take a mildly useful drop over good stuff for others every single time
>good weapons you never see anyone use
watchdog staff
>>534166000typical wylder.
so let me get this straight
3 screenshots showing nothing
incoherent posts that seem written by an incoherent schizo
vague mentions of the sacrificial twigs
and the post gets 700 upvotes?
can't they see that they're being duped by a retard?
>>534166000i don't give items to team mates if it's game breaking like black knife, staves with rancor or elden stars, stat boosting legendaries like marais. anything that deals rot depends on my mood tho.
>>534168121what you talkin' about?
>60 iqs horde weapons for no reason other than they want more legendaries in their inventory even though the passives dont matter for their build (not that theyre even aware of passive effects anyway)
these are the same people who have to be the one to pick up the stonesword key
>>534167923>Mom look, this is me on the left.GG! Solid dmage on those bubbles.
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Even doe Terr is a great player
>>534168512>trying to inflict rot when the boss is near deaththats a block
is adula's mooblade a carian sword or glintblade sorc
posting reddit screenshots on the 4gag?
>>534168568did you type this post
>>534168121 in that reddit thread and ask them yourself?
>>534168582Kek, you are funny guy.
When did you transition?
>>534168319>elden stars>rancorcall>gamebreakingSteam?
does item discovery help with getting higher quality consumables?
>>534168646glintblades hover and fire on their own, swords are swords using the staff as a hilt
>>534170158Shifting Earth?
>>534169360yes. more smithing stone 2's
>>534170992You can consume smithing stones?
>>534171334yeah at the smithing table
>>534171381Too late. I've already swallowed one.
>>534171479>try to drop starlight shards for the revenant>accidentally drop my smithing stone [2]>the revenant just eats it in front of me
lole epic revenant meme hehe
raider could never be a meme because he is trans
Trannies and fags they're so funny when they play revenant
gg horse that was a fun fight. its nice when they dont just die in 30 seconds
first time i saw him not do the forward charge attack
If your steam is private and level 0 I'm leaving
>Trans goddesses and zesty thugs they're so funny when they play revenant
ummm i mostly play raider though?
>>534168568it's the pendant all over again
>If your steam is private and level 0 I'm leaving
if you treat your steam profile as social media then im leaving
>>534168904>long range>homing>big damageby rancor i mean all rancor spells, might as well quit and count the game as a win.
>all these fags going "i-if you this or that i'm leaving"
lol imagine playing coop
>>534173086These are the bored retards shitposting from work, I've never encountered any problematic behavior from people with the erg password. You'd get some clownery from time to time where we fight something very strong early and wipe but we still never fail a run because this games too easy.
>>534163353Guardian
>Strength +3Ironeye (if bored)
>Arcane +3Dutchess
>Mind +3 (Caster focused)>Dexterity +3 (melee focused)Revenant
>Mind +3Those are the only characters and associated stats that should go with them. Everyone/thing else is a dead slot better served as something else.
>>534173248Playing with erg is basically like setting the difficulty to easy mode.
i think filtering people is getting overcomplicated.
yesterday i had an ironeye who had a relic that was like +dex, +mind
and guess what? we lost
he kept dying to the nightlord, our teammate died ressing him repeatedly, i died ressing our teammate repeatedly
the only thing you need to check to know if someone is shit or not is their relics.
its incredibly easy to tell veteran relics vs noob relics
>>534173851You all wish that were true, but I saw a shit ton of people completely unable to figure out basic shit in ED Augur. Anyone who didn't beat that fish first try can't be posting around here about how everyone in erg is soooooo good
>>534174135People beat this shit barehanded lvl 1 no relics
>midwits refuse to use 1 or 2 slot relics with good effects in favor of 3 slots with shield grease, runes on critical hit, and increased bleed resistance
>>534173846+3 Vigor has some use for revenant too, it'll help push you out of 1 shot range
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Oh no!
>>534174249i don't care
i'm not a pro
i have little time to play
i can't carry noobs who keep queing for everdarks before beating heolstor, and i won't even try
if i notice shit relics i leave
no one has any right to 45 minutes of my time because they want to skip progression
>>534174246fish took me a couple tries. i wasn't holding storm ruler long enough. I still think the rykard gimmick fight was way better because you got the boosted light/strong attacks and didn't have to rely on war art spam. I generally do not like spamming weapons arts even though it's way more viable in nightreign because mana is essentially infinite
>>534174434aint no one want yo bussy in they game
>>534174469Then if youre also shit you shouldn't be talking shit
What's your ID so I can block your noob ass
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>>534174464Fraud jobbing again I see
>>534174517Yeah case in point, you're here.
>>534174625why are you surprised people have you blocked moron
>first impressions you were wrong about from the NR trailer
i thought libra was going to inflict deathblight and float around the arena cross-legged playing keep away. was sure it was gonna be one of the worst bosses instead of one of the best
>>534174589i'm not a shit
i can work with a team
i can't carry noobs
>>534174879I actually wished Libra is actually playable character. Would make quite a unique one.
>>534174378I have never been 1 shot with Rev in the dozens of runs I went with her, because I'm built to kill the fucker before that ever has to happen.
>>534174625kys cheattroon
>Guardian gets +80hp out of 1200 and +2sta out of 120, in exchange for Raider getting +29 fucking str
Sincerely, wtf were they thinking with Guardian?
>>534175121>I can't carryYou are shit
>>534175430I'm not a nerd who looks at numbers
>>534175430He gets a shield.
>>534175430yeah, but he also gets 7 more int, that's the real game changer
>>534174761i'm not disagreeing with you--i'm no prodigy by any means. I still think ED fulghor is the easiest one. It has the most fun ebb and flow.
I don't play with the erg password though. I don't want to be posted in the general.
Why do you faggots not understand not everyone even has good relics to use. Just get the drop it's not hard XD Just have better RNG!
>>534175430They need to rebalance nightfarers
The meta is getting too ingrained and metafags kill these games
>>534175673>I don't play with the erg password though. I don't want to be posted in the general.blocked for whining
>>534175673>I don't want to be posted in the generalOh no! The absolute horror of your character name being seen.
>>534175884nah, the schizos here post steam profiles. i don't need all that
>>534175997Yeah I too put my SSN on my steam.
>caligo immune to frost
but not immune to my dick
>>534176127she isn't though
only john nightlord can't be chilled
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>>534176556noooooo monicaaaaaaaa
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>>534175673>I don't play with the erg password though.
>>534175997>the schizos here post steam profilesI think you're the schizo here, anon. No one posts steam profiles. Only when it's a cheater which is obviously deserving.
>>534176757Why are you gaslighting him?
>>534176757I keep seeing terr's profile posted every few days.
>>534175430she's still trying kek
updated my amd driver this week and its causing stutters, its very noticeable on gaping jaw but still happens less often elsewhere. anyone else got this issue?
>>534175430guardian's niche is guard counters and having a better ult than raider and a different kind of skill
you will be worse than wylder or raider in trying to be a str char, that said being worse than them is not necessarily worse than the default guardian attempting to guard counter the entire run
>>534175430His issue is that you want to hide and poke, but pokey weapons scale better with dex and halberds do no base damage so the STR scaling is useless
>>534177942Stupid draconic in the top left kept getting saved by his gank squad then he wouldn’t come out of the rain when the ring closed. Had him down at quarter
>>534177871im at 2/3 all bosses myself
>>534178306kys avatartroon
I lost so many levels in the bug raid lmao
>>534178662didn't know the bug can just leave.
>>534177998im going through the halberds now and theres like 3 movesets mixed into the pool with no legendaries to look forward to.
>>534178665no matter how obnoxious nvidia is, amd is still a second class citizen in terms of graphics cards
>>534178736all the raid bosses will eventually poof if you take too long
>>534178662I lost only one thankfully
ggs t. recluse
sludge you fucking bastard lmfao
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trying out a new duchess setup
>>534179230no evergaol?
no health recovery on post damage attacks?
poison moth???
stamina recovery on attacks goes perfect with restage upon dagger combo
>>534177675been happening a lot more frequently lately but even my friends on nvidia feel it too
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What does frostbite 2 mean?
you can proc frostbite someone who's already frostbitten and it stacks?
both me and duchess and executor had frostbite on us
>>534179998Don't post that bosses name like that some of us sisters will get PTSD
>>534179230All decently good effects on their own, or almost all, but very little synergy between these effects here.
finally put together a decent guardian set
i do not like this character at all. The super block feels terrible to use since you have to dodge to activate it anyway so i'd rather just play a character that can actually dodge out of the attack and then hit the boss back then just eat a whole combo for zero benefit.
and the damage is SO terrible. it feels as bad as revenant. i simply don't think res-botting is viable at all when you can just play any damage character and just... kill the boss.
>mfw they push Caligo live without patching all the bullshit wrong with the game tonight
>>534179902weird issue, might drop down all settings to see if it even matters.
>>534180469yea whatever they introduced in last thursday's patch really kicked it up a notch
you cant test talismans in the testing room?
wait is the reagent bank account wide now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pclJ_37Pk
>>534180618yeah they're in the talisman chest
>>534180783sir this is /erg/
>>534179649poison moth is legit as not many people proc poison and moth allows you to control it and do burst damage, especially if someone procs frost/bleed and you burst poison with moth and then restage
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>>534180925mistakes happen
>>534178662>reddit gesture guardian>trannyneko recluse>third world net shitterHorrible team
>>534174625sludgeGOD i kneel.....
New randomized events just dropped we already killed him at this point
>>534180270All this in a game about beating the clock, btw.
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once again, close to cheat level relic but not there...
>>534177675I've also had some issues since the duo queue update. Nothing serious, or often, but occasional frame rates drop to like 15fps for a second. I play at a steady 60 (60hz monitor, dont @ me) so it stood out to me. Last night I had a game with a ghiza wheel and every time I spun it my frames plummeted, and stayed down the entire time I was using it and a few seconds after. Its all since that patch, not sure the cause.
>>534181614just wanna make sure, but you killed the northeastern swordmaster already?
>>534177675even though I've fought all bosses on the new patch and shader compilation is done, adel is still giving my stutters when it does its attack where ground turns to stone
I'm on nvidia
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>>534182060There are more than 2 but he's nowhere near any of them.
Which nightfarer has the highest number of players that wear chastity cages
>>534181787it was SO bad... at one point i was two handing my shield and was doing more consistent damage than with the halberd. if that's how his PREFERRED weapon does then it's actually pointless to play him. I could do the same thing as raider and be more effective.
>>534182631you have to use the thrusting attacks
many enemies have low piercing resistance
>Guardian vs ED Maris
>Can block the big laser
aw hell yeah this is going to be so eas-
>>>Can't block the tackle
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A painting of a struggle
>>534183292explain yourself
>>534182362yeah, but I've noticed their aggro is strange sometimes, they can teleport to any random player, even if they're nowhere close to their encounter
>>534182631Ironeye does more damage with Halberds btw
>>534183365I dunno he fired of so many ground beams and I was only lvl 8 so I kept running out of mana and having the unbreakable wand wave animation. I got him just before the ring closed though
>>534182631do you run the halberd does whirlwind on charged r2 yes or no
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>>534182631>>534183627Yea do you run all of these? You gotta run all of these then Guardian will be as useful as Raider punch
>ult heals>reflect>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)>halberd tornado (anons say its good for nightlords, idk)>draw attention>post damage healing>heal on block>recover stam on attacks (works on reflect)>improved guard counter>evergoal perma damage>start with stonesword key
>>534183292>arab merchant Why is xhe so bad?
>>534183292Wait I was 14 at the end, why is it saying 15?
>>534184121it was your birthday between the stats screen and the relic reward screen, happy birthday
>>534184121I noticed it too one run. Maybe it has to do with the number of runes you're holding by the end.
>>534183874You really only need reflect on block. All others are nice but not needed, reflect on block is core to his playstyle. After that, heal on block is nice, and stamina regen on successive attacks is nice (your reflected damage counts as a successive attack for this). Everything else is unecessary, and Guardian having lots of options isn't a bad thing. This meme that you need all these effects is just wrong.
>>534184337Maybe you are still the lvl you died at, I mean you can still use purples if you die at 7 and go back to 6
>>534184395>>534183874equip 2 halbards start jump attacking
>>534184395The BIGGEST problem in my opinion is most bosses aren't designed for reflect on block Adel runs around, grabs, and aoes the majority of the fight for example meanwhile Heolstor is a chain attack fight and perfect for Guardian
>>534184525Shit strat. Not only do you lose thrusting attacks, committing yourself to being a full damage build means you objectively lag behind everyone else (except Duchess). You should commit to being a tank support and actually provide value.
>>534184395The extra long tornado is definitely needed, stunlocking fodder is the guardian best utility
>>534174224this is so real
>>534183874Draw attention while guarding is a waste of a slot, if you can't get in the enemy's face and draw aggro by attacking, then play another character.
>heal on blockI want this to be good to counter elemental chip, but it's 8 HP per block, not worth and neither is the ult art gauge on block either.
>improved guard counterYes, but there are two types, the one boosted by HP is better long term (one that you get on Night of The Champion)
>>534184642>provide value>as guardianlmao
LMAO!!!
>>534184508I never leveled to 15 that run, unless they count any time I died and re-leveled.
>>534183874btw you need the improved guard counter based on health, it's better than the regular one
>>534184626Different nightfarers are better and worse against different nightlords.
>>534184656Its nice, its a good effect, but its not mandatory and needed like people meme it as. If it was, you'd feel the lack of tornado when you dont have a guardian in your party. Heavy attacks with the halberd do sqeeping strikes that hit in AoE just as well as the tornado would, if you dont have it.
>>534184812I understand why someone who only knows how to pstance jump attack would think this way. One day you'll catch up to me.
>>534184839Nah you’re wrong, tornadoing banished is honestly guardians biggest asset (other than his dick)
i hate this thread
i'm moving to steam forums
>>534184989Duchess players are women and executor players are just edgy weebs that people like to bully. The actual sissies play Rev.
>>534185131verdict:
the state of uzbekistan declares revenant players officially are sissies
>>534185117https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/597407469759829231/
>>534185217if you insist then i'll stay here
>>534183874>>534184395>>534184656this is about all you need (shield reflect is nice but I've barely used shield at all the last dozen games, which also means I dont guard counter unless I know its a very specific attack that wont completely kill my stamina while I 2h block with my weapon)
If I could get perfect rolls, I'd replace sleep resist obviously with damage gives defense and poise or another attack if they stack, and instead of frost another 2+ phys or the same shit I said above
I wouldn't mind swapping out the reflect damage for ult heal but if I keep the reflect on I would like one of those slots to be the stam on hit regen
>>534185024Banished knights have like .01 poise, if it's not one of their hyperarmor attacks then anything can stagger them. You can reflect block that little stomp they do before they start their combo, and the reflect alone will stagger them out of it entirely. You can sneeze on a banished knight and stagger it.
>>534184839>>534184832>>534184812>>534184807Guardian is just shit, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it, even fromsoft knows it
>all nightfarers are shown fighting in the duos trailer but Guardian because nobody could get fucked to play him so they just show ten seconds of him at the launch of a fresh game on a birdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDe4NwHJAEQ
>>534183479>>534183802he was conserving his energy and resources for the nightlord, the only part of the expedition that matters. maybe when you reach S-tier like sludgeGOD you'll understand
>>534185282Guardian is dog shit but he's still kinda fun sometimes. There's literally no purpose to having a "tank" in this game with how easy it is.
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>>534185282oops wrong image but I guess still relevant kek
>>534185445>There's literally no purpose to having a "tank"basic strat in this game is hitting a boss while he's aggroing your teammate
guardian holds aggro and teammates do damage
>>534185263First paragraph is so objectively incorrect in so many ways that I didnt even open the image to see your shit build.
>>534185445Dont reply to bait. And the point is he's the only one who can attack while defending. Everyone recognizes this as a strength for ironeye, who can keep up dps while the boss is doing attacks and everyone else is rolling, but no one wants to admit that guardian can block the whole 10 piece combo and reflect it all for decent damage and keeping up stance damage while no one else is attacking.
I'll probably start up a new file to redo Guardian's Remembrance later on, but can someone tell me what happens if you choose to Slay the Recluse?
>>534185281literally wrong, r1s from medium weapons and below dont stagger them
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good?
>>534185760if i see you run this you're getting blocked
>>534185384Actually I went to the demon hoping I would get a Dex deal so I could use the bow I had back then
>>534185719The reflect does.
>>534185702I mean it isn't going to delete her from your game so id assume nothing, you can also go get that relic already at the sign board
>>534185263Just play Raider at this point.
>>534185679how can it be incorrect objectively when its more a statement of historical fact as in I have not used my shield in the last dozen games because I'll just 2h a gold weapon or godslayer gs or something fun like that after 2hing the white halberd day 1
If youre going to use your shield youre going to use a halberd so you might as well use the charged r2 with it, otherwise if you know you're probably going to get a gold weapon from mountaintop or nokleteo or rot woods and you're good with them who gives a shit about a shield when you can get 2 or 3 charged r2 and taking damage gives negation passives + phys and affinity def and poise passives
>>534186218too easy + relics not super perfect
>>534185702It's a fakeout he just swings down on the brooch instead.
the secret is raider sucks too
>>534186218not that anon but people play these characters for the theme so I get why someone would wanna play Guardian, it just sucks for everyone else because half the time it feels like the monsters health doubles because hes so shit
>>534185702You can’t play as her anymore
>>534185760desu yes for the cd and restage
middle is mid but okay if its the one that just spawns the gold shit at your feet
>>534185760Swinging your daggers like a rogue is 99% a noobtrap and should only be done either when you're soloing or as a last resort when you have no better weapons or spells or ashes to spam.
>>534186346Because you're shit. Next question.
I don't really care what anyone's arguments is just think guardian is fun to play
>>534154693Ok yeah I missed that sorry *slaps your ass* this doesn’t change anything between us though never forget that
>>534185601>Xhe's seething so much that she posted the wrong imageSour grapes because you can't make Guardian work, lmao.
>>534186658you should've asked for consent but i'll let it slide
>>534186447>>534186447Not enough people are ready for this conversation. In reality, he's trash against red-eyed enemies (can't tank without Retaliate, so he's just a worse Wylder in that scenario) and his dodge is almost Guardian-tier dogshit. His unique moveset is sluggish dogshi, so you are delegated to jump spamming or block-cancel R1 spamming, or again a worse Wylder in the case of using non-collolsals.
>>534186529okay retard guardian doesn't need a shield his generous hp pool + rally and applying moderate damage and good stance break is perfectly fine instead of waiting for the boss to turn to you and you having to stop attacking to have 2 or 3 relics + passive to mean fuck all
>>534186520Imagine being this wrong.
>R1 when boss is active for quick dodge towards boss and continue pressure>L1 dual wield when boss' back is turned or staggered for DPS, and FP restore on hits>Swap to staff when boss does AoE freakout shit and plink it from a distance (or use Glintstone Pebble weapon art if you got the purple magic dagger)Noon trap is spamming L1 dual daggera 24/7.
>>534187156You don't just wait for the boss to turn to you, you're just shit so you think that. Next question.
>>534185760It's okay if you like dagger rechaining. That low HP heals people is insanely dogshit. It heals like 3hp a second for 20 seconds.
Only 10 hours till ED Caligo, hopefully she's not utter shite like Augr
>>534185131Execuckold literally has a dress-outfit, trannies, browns, and edgy weebs all gravitate towards xhim.
>>534186520it's the most fun way to play duchess tho
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time to update your relics, xeaters
I got 2 god rolls and I can’t use them because you retards think I’m cheating
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>>534187317yea was kinda miffed about the hp stat but i was more into it for the skill cooldown, suppose this would be a better fit?
>>534187397This is just a boogeyman that only people here hyperfixate on. The weebs who love exec just see it as robes, like an edgy samurai.
>>534187268oh yeah surge sprint to the front of the boss, quickly stance, and get one good guard counter off instead of maybe just like getting 2 or 3 charged r2s off in the same amount of time after sauntering up to the boss is awesome cool thanks for the info I guess i've been playing guardian wrong this whole time the last 3 or 4 weeks
>>534187843You dont do that either, you're just shit so that's the best you can think of. If your only defence of your dogshit strat is that its better than some strawman dogshit strat no one with two braincells uses, then you are as shit as I've been saying you are.
>>534187843oh and when I say
>quickly stancewe all know I actually mean
>get dead angled and lose time and hp and pride instead of just attacking the boss and rolling >>534188003q up right now you stupid fucking bitch
>>534187820That one is okay too. You know there's a preset one for Duchess in the Jar shop or the signboard, I can't remember, but it's
>Dagger Restage>Power increased with every evergaol defeated>Arcane +3That's a real solid one if you want to go the dagger restage route. Otherwise, the first one you posted is good enough too simply for the character skill cooldown and Dagger restage.
>>534188136What, you going to 1v1 me? Why queue now? And all your strawman ideas for how to play guardian dont make me stupid, it makes you stupid for thinking that's how he's usually played.
If you queue into ED Caligo without mountaintops active I'm quitting
>>534188313coward that you are
If you queue into ED Caligo without crater active I'm quitting (and you're getting blocked / demoted to D tier)
>>534187820NTA but the cdr is better because more restages are definitely way stronger than having an unreliable way to charge your ult and a measly dex+1
this is what i'm running and every run has been very comfy
why are most ed relics so meh?
i only use gnoster's on duchy...
>>534187839>character associated with the Londor dress is a woman from DS3> Execs' lore is him fusing with a woman>brown furry I noticed you tried to pick at straws because you have no argument against the other 2 elements in the room
>the weebs who love execNormgroids on social media, you mean? Thier opinions are worse less than nothing.
>>534188587>blood lossI hate the fact that if you have innate proc relic buff but you don't have its skill, it takes much longer to proc shit with basic attacks on duchess
>>534187482Did they fix that inaccurate garbage yet? It implies that EDS shop relics are impossible, like the green Two-Hand stance damage, initial standard attack, poise +3 relic for example.
>>534188910I like ED Horse on Rev because it makes her claws and Wraith Bell do more damage, plus it makes her ult come back really fast.
>>534189024the blood usually procs with 1 full R1 chain in my experience, heck even 3-4 hits and a restage is usually enough to trigger it on non-red bosses/most elite enemies
i like it because it makes level 1 and 2 way easier to play, sometimes i keep it until level 7 if i can't find anything worth using
>>534189246>clawsthe game says it's a fist...
>>534189407It is a fist, technically, but I will always call them Rev's claws.
>>534189357what's better overall, frostbite or bleed?
>>534189246How does it improve that damage
why are Wylders like this
>>534189669sure but the funny thing is they won't work with "recover fp upon claw attack" relics despite them being called cursed CLAWS
>>534189936training for the int/fth respec relic
>all this guardian talk
some people just like to play no damage tanks hell quinn because famous while playing no damage tanks
>>534175430based plus triggered the birdjeets
>>534174547talk like a human
>>534189936>sorcery wylderlet me guess, sludgeGOD
>>534189936>most souls>best kitGod damn you got smoked at your own game kiddo
>>534173248I shitpost from work but I’m smart actually
>>534170158Kek image
>>534168730>imageI know what you are, /trash/fag
>>534168121Meds retard
>>534163334And then afterwards giving Mickey the D!
>>534189765both are good? if you have both, your personal DPS during the early game would be really high.
as a fun fact i used to have chilling mist on my 3rd relic... but i value the stamina heal on successful attacks more because it's very easy to run out of stamina while spamming R1s/L1s, and if you don't have enough stam for a dodge, 80%~100% of your healthbar goes down the drain in one hit
>>534189903It's the part that's like "improves affinity attack damage" or whatever. Since her claws do magic damage and the bell is whatever damage, it makes it stronger. It's not by a ton, but sometimes I want to bell for a bit.
>>534189994So cursed.
>>534157469>>534157567anyone playing cuckdivers deserves what assfucking they get from the retarded devs
>>534188949Whatever, cope and seethe.
>>534154337you dont have sex and never will and neither will anyone else here
>>534155749>twitter the only placeEvidently not silly groid
>>534190559So you dont actually have to add an affinity for the boost? If it's on the weapon by default it will be boosted?
whats the point of the legendary passive effect from malenias katana if its literally on a common relic effect too
>>534190805Seems that way! I don't know why or how, but I saw some video point it out and I tried it and it worked so I guess that's how it works.,
>>534190840its a more powerful version of it
>>534190219>most soulsi actually wish it worked like that
>>534190089fucking quin. i swear to god. i used to think it was all an act and he's surely not that retarded. but he is. he is that retarded.
>>534190840it's a better version of it
>>534190956they don't, or at least the spreadsheet claims it doesn't
does "improved affinity attack power" only work on weapons or does it improve spells as well?
>>534191129Its "improved added affinity", so no.
Rounds up.
Exclusive to Night of the Lord, Golden Dew, and Dark Night of the Champion.
Does not affect sorceries/incants.
Works for any elemental damage on weapon, not just weapon buffs
>>534154576I look like that
>>534154653Its not just play with randoms
gg jelly sorry about the dumb rooftop shenanigans should really have just retreated during the rain
>>534191505i cringed so hard when you did that, gonna have to block you sorry
Why do chinks love fromsoft so much anyway
Don't they hate japs
>>534191795They're just tsundere
I like being headpat as a revenant
>>534191960Me too. I do little fancy spins and everyone pats my head.
>>534185024eagles dont have dicks silly raj better luck next time
>>534182173Why would that be him
>>534184062My thoughts exactly glad someone else picked up on that
>>534185117Don’t come back or else
>>534184989the brown skirt wearing character obviously
>>534187839it doesn’t matter “what they see it as” the fact of the matter is that’s what it is
>>534188949truth
>>534189936face it wylder is better mage than you
>>534192354If you're talking about what kind of people play a class, it does matter what they see it as. Cope.
>>534186447I had to stop playing raider because it felt near-impossible to die and every boss was just a stagger-stancebreak loop
>>534180405It is a nice view. Where’d you take this from? Don’t jump or anything haha
>>534192421"Better mage"
FP bar smaller than HP or stamina
>>534192676you're the cuck
why are revenant players still not legally required to suck off every other player in the group IRL?!!!
Sorry Flockbro/Raider, I don't know why my net is being dogshit today. Got some funny clips out of that shitshow at least.
>>534193754If you drop starlight shards, I kiss the head of the dildo I have on my desk and say thank you. Does that count?
>>534194270This is why I dont play with /erg/
>>534191795They do but its not like their own game industry is exactly thriving so they take what they can get
>>534194270damn... that's pretty hot
Is it true that there are leaked future outfits? What do we get, and what do you think of them?
>>534194270>>534194468If you drop starlight shards, i kill a jew.
>>534193906>ruins your screenshotNothing personal.
>>534192472no, it doesn't. if a group of retards earnestly believe 2 + 2 equals 5, they'd still be wrong. not to mention you have no proof of that. i could easily say they play him because they're closeted homosexuals.
>>534194270This, but I nuzzle it and run my lips up and down the side.
>>534194867Hey, dumbass, the question isn't what does 2+2 equal, the question is what type of person thinks 2+2=5, and the answer is retards. You thinking the answer is wrong doesn't change anything. And it doesn't matter if the exec skin is yuriel or not, it matters what the people who play exec think it is.
>>534190726Concession accepted hood weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL72P0K93Z8
>>534195069I wish I could have a setup that slaps me in the face with the soft silicon one I have whenever someone pings. Throating it while downed and kissing it when I get a drop isn't degrading enough for me.
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>huh, you want me to buy you starlight shards? beg for it.
>>534195265https://youtu.be/V7KvC-Hsiqk
I saw some Duchess slander in a previous thread, and it needs to be said, she has the prettiest face and lips of the 3 girls and the best sculpted lips I've seen on a vidya character in a while. Some amerigroids also said she has no ass when she has a athletic tight ass as seen in her thief skin. She's also the main heroine, remember you place hussies.
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AHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE SCHIZO ROUTING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>534195794What did xhe mean by this
>>534195857your*
>>534195624primates can do whatever they want, you racist
>>534194270>the dildo I have on my desk
>>534196060>right babedo me a favor and check his steam profile
>>534196602It's essential transcore, please be patient with sisters.
>>534196602It's got a little suction cup on the back that I stick to my desk, and it's just soft enough that it drops towards my face while still standing up. Basically any multiplayer game I play, I bet sure to kiss it and say thank you when someone praises me or saves me or something
>>534196890That's not transcore or anything that's just more disgusting than even what wow players keep on their desk
>>534195339each time you get downed that's one hour in a chastity cage
>>534196636gg, i thoight we were fighting libra so I ended up doing 0 damage with me holy halberd
oh well
Why do you sometimes get more than 5 Sovereign Sigils?
>>534197253only now do i see why i matched up with so many starscourge users at malenia's
Would a Boss Rush mod be possible for Nightreign?
>>534197237The devs secretly measure your skill level and reward you accordingly. Like dodging attacks with the last possible i-frames so you recover and can attack faster desu. To a pleb it looks completely random but I get 7 every time.
>>534197149>coping on behalf of troonsThey keep all sorts of overtly girly shit on their desks to cope. What are you talking about? Dildos included.
>>534197192>hourThat's weak. One day per bar, thats 6 days if I get 3 bar downed. Plus I deep throat the dildo the entire time I'm downed.
>>534197354i think starscourge is the strongest weapon you can find that isnt marias buff. that first attack is all you need.
>>534197237I assume it's based on the number of times you beat them in a row
>>534197048that is so brave and powerful
>>534196643what the fuck
absolutely not
>>534197581>>534197048This game shouldn't have launched with female characters.
>he doesn't deepthroat his dildo
blocked
>>534197253Two fucking weirdos
>>534197920That Rev meme is literally me
>>534195125>the question isn't what does 2+2 equal, the question is what type of person thinks 2+2=5, and the answer is retardsis this your idea of a rebuttal? you are literally agreeing with me and you are genuinely the most brain dead poster in this thread. i also didn't say anything about yuriel, the fact of the matyer isn't that its objectively a skirt, no amount of mental gymnastics is going to change that, and like i said, the people who play it thinks it's a skirt because they're closeted homosexuals. you have zero way of disproving this. no more attention for you now. cope.
>>534195125You need to kill yourself for the sake of the human race. Actual mental invalid. This is the average Executor player I suppose.
>>534198064>>534198109I'm sorry you cant follow a basic converdation.
>>534197581no offense to you, i hope you are enjoying yourself but i hope i never reach that level of degeneracy, and get a girlfriend before i fall too far into the masochistic rabbit hole. this fetish didn't start for me until after i lost hope for women loving me and i feel awful every time i indulge it but i feel too worthless to even be able to fantasize about the thing i want because i feel like i'm not good enough.
>>534197790yup
you played with an overweight troon prostitute buddy
>>534180818your name gets censored btw, Mr Beas***an
>>534198251I suck plenty of dick, I'm not a sad virgin. I do that stuff because it's fun and I like to.
Why does this guardian do this every game?
wtf why does lava hurt so much in this game compared to base ER
>>534198250There's nothing there to justify your retardation. Kill yourself.
>>534198524because we're beautiful
>>534198524He's giving you time to catch your breath and recover from throating your dildo before the fight
>>534198571Why is blocking complete dogshit here as opposed to base Elden Ring?
>>534198421i'm a sad virgin :c
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>>534198524Because he saw it on reddit and thought it was cool to waste peoples time with
>>534198053what rev meme?
>>534198524>why do indians do [thing]?divining their thought processes (if you can even call it that) is a futile endeavor
>>534198739If you play with erg the chances that I've kissed the head and thanked you is pretty high
>eating spicy food again knowing full well that my gut will explode in a few hours
nightfarers for this feel?
>>534198981Ummmmmm whichever is the most retarded one
>>534198890This one, but the other one
q all bosses rq
gotta go after a quick game
>>534199142Raider
>>534198739Westoids hands typed those posts.
>Realizing why that Revenant paused for a moment before picking up something I gave her.
>>534199293Do you look like this?
aight this is getting pretty fucking gay im heading back to the queue
>>534199515i want degenerates to fuck off
i want thread IDs so fucking bad, man
>>534199515All I have to do you get the queue more active is fagpost? That's a win-win
>>534198524Farming the aura
>Trannys shitposting with PSN
Shazam won that is all
I only play female nightfarers despite being a heterosexual white male
>>534198524It's a thing the sisters do. Anons here always make fun of them.
>I only play female nightfarers despite being a heterosexual white male
Heh. Same bestie but uh
>>534202762Another lag-free kino run.
>>534202762gg bow squad, Loretta's Greatbow/Mastery is probably my favorite sorcery
Why is /erg/ filled with discord trannies now? What went wrong?
>>534202967How did I look on your end? Was I sliding? And you guys were having a schizophrenic episode after breaking the demon's curse, there was nothing there!
>>534203116There was a tad of teleporting and boss spazzing but nothing crazy
>>534203116Nothing noticeable for me but we managed to open 1 steel chest twice at the start so the lag actually help for once.
what nightfarers would you or would you not use Improved [weapon type], relic effects
>>534203380only revvy I can think of that is kinda useless.
what bosses maek you wanna eep?
>>534150895Why is that impressive
>>534203883>trooncord lobby
>>534203380Doesn't work with staves/seals, unless you're including improved [spell school]
>>534198981executor because of his tenacity lmao
>>534203110Hunting season is coming up. Target practice is important.
>when bro chooses revenant instead of raider
I miss Gigadel so much. Augur is trash and horse is cool but way too easy. Adel was just kino in every way.
>>534162419I used to fucking love these things. Haven’t had one in forever. It’s like they don’t sell them anymore.
>>534204550Hopefully Gigadel replaces fulghor as the second ED, if Caligo is shit I dont want to be stuck with Moth for a week
>>534199293sex with femcels
>>534199293>>534199835>>534204509Do you look like this? If so, will you add me on steam and please date me?
>>534199293You were unwittingly used by someone to pleasure themselves carnally, you're basically rape victim now
>>534204784>>534204550It would be heinous if it was Caligo + Augur and Caligo becomes another gimmicky flop I'd go back to complete my evergrowing backlog. I have a feeling its going to create structures out of ice where you have to climb and get to the top for a big attack like that dragon in DS3.
im gonna keep queuing up until my caffeine crash knocks me out
>>534204784Maris+Fulghor (two Lightning-weak bosses)
Caligo+Gnoster (two Fire-weak bosses)
it would make sense unfortunately
>>534197386https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/141
you can teleport straight to the fight but you're limited to only what you can get from the item box and sparring ground menu: no choice on weapons' effects/ashes/upgrades, other stuff like item pouches and active effects
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>>534205868>- Fixed surge sprint not consuming stamina in Nightlord battlesFinally. Though it looks like they gave up on making this actually polished which is fair enough
>>534204509Both of those are a scam. I've been using fitbod and it's giving results.
>>534206381im eating dinner
>>534179998looks like a glitch/lag tbqh never seen that
>>534185024the halberd tornado also stunlocks banished knights, and unlike extended skill duration, actually increases your halberd damage by a good amount.
>still have ed maris games where sub 70 IQ retards don't know to pick up the storm ruler
jesus christ, browns need to be sent to mars
bros... power of house marais disappears on death... also allegedly disappears if you press the open door button instead of walking up to the door and waiting
>>534207921buff stacks disappear when you force open the door yes. also applies to gaolslop
GG wylders. Did the Jew game scammed us? Did the Power of House Marais give us "the power" or no?
>>534207921it disappears on reload like all buffs
>>534207945But it's nearly 9 in the evening?
>>534208035What? Gaol buff doesn't disappear on death, why would it disappear at the door?
>>534208242Nothing disappears on death. if it did its a glitch
>>534208242Anything that has a counter disappears on door reset.
>>534204550Gigadel and Gigahorse together was the best lineup so far
>>534208382>door resetAre you talking about force opening the door at the boss?
>>534208678I hope the DLC brings us more hot and cute nightfarer girls
>>534209119You need more than Executor?
>>534208678>>534209119I want a nightfarer femboy who wears high heels
>>534209119new jobs will be
loli perfumer
butch lesbian dry leaf
femboy backhand blade
>>534209715This retard doesnt think faggots exist
>>534204509What anime is this from? Looks like she is wearing a Parasite Eve shirt.
>>534209835>let's cater to a small loud minority of annoying fags Thankfully, it's a JPN game, so straight dudes get catered to first, fag.
>>534209990>homos calling anyone else "weird" That worked out in Kamela's campaign, didn't it?
>>534210128You seem upset
gg adel wylder
Also not sorry for blowing you up at the first fort guardian, next time dont steal all the shards in the Rise you greedy bastard
>>534210429based guardian
>>534209882Parasite Eve enjoyer? Oh gosh. I love those games so much, even 3rd Birthday which was super fun gameplay wise. I wore my hair like Aya all throughout high school thinking it made me look cool. It didn't
>>534203287>>534203341>Nothing crazy Meanwhile, on my end...
After going back and fighting regular Fulghor, i can confidently say they changed some of his timings on Phase 1 ED compared to Phase 2 Normal
>>534210669no one asked about your life story troon
gg edmaris lads
lost my shit when wyrm did his charge 6 times
>>534209882tranny the cock
>>534207921Small independent developer pls understand
>>534210784bro that's why i started ping spamming LMFAO i counted 9 fucking times when i started the fight that shit was bonkers
gg lads
>>534210728Most useful ironeye main.
>>534210728let me guess, pirated version?
>>534210669I liked tha era of FF and I'm a big Resident Evil fan so yeah I liked PE 1 and 2, although I've never played the PSP game.
>>534210728i had this happen to me when margit spawned. all i could do was buff and heal cause i couldnt do shit to him i imagine
>>534210728oh so thats why you were just kinda standing around, thought you didn't want to fight libra or something
New character just leaked, it's hard to navigate the chinese websites but if you google images "yarrak" he'll show up and you can see translated images
Seems like he gets ropes and some sort of iron skin ability
>>534210784If you're Ironcuck, Raider, or Wylder ALWAYS save your ult to stagger him for when he starts sperging out. He CAN do this and it will waste half of your fucking day.
>>534211114>if you google images "yarrak" he'll show updont do this it makes mustard gas
>>534211114your bait might work if yarrak was a remotely Chinese sounding word
>>534210970Me too. That era was peak. I didn't realize how blessed we were to be getting games every year. 3rd Birthday is weird both story wise and gameplay wise, but once I gave it an honest shot, I found it to be really fun. It becomes sort of like a puzzle combat game of figuring out who's body you need to hijack. The aesthetic to that game also reminds me of AI Limit. Also I need another Bouncer game.
Have you seen .45 PARABELLUM BLOODHOUND? It looks like the same combat as PE1 so I'm so hyped for it.
>>534211084I'd never sandbag like that, and I would have gotten hit if he were there for me.
Turns out the Xbox app on PC will just please itself and download games/updates whenever it wants, despite the app not being open in the background, which is what was causing connection spikes. Gears of War Reloaded is was it was downloading despite not being out until the end of the month
>>534209882>>534210669>>5342116193rd Birthday enjoyers should try Slitterhead.
Raider darkness cosplay when??
>>534210128Retard alert. Companies want everyone to play their game, not just one big demographic. So they make a bimbo, and a punk bitch, and a mommy, and a femboy, and so whoever you want to fuck there's something for you in the game. Fucking obviously.
>>534210128>Thankfully, it's a JPN game, so straight dudes get catered to first, fag. Are you new to life or just retarded? JPN made the concept of the femboy popular in the west
i dont want to lug out my ps4 goddamn it
>>534211827Oh wow! That looks so cool. Thank you anon. I've been in the mood for some spooky monster gore kinda games.
>>534211619I was a little young but I was lucky enough to grow up with the PS2 and caught the tail-end of PS1 but mainly played PS1 stuff on my PS2 and so on.
>Have you seen 45 PARABELLUM BLOODHOUND?No but I will have to check that game out. Another one I'm looking forward to is 'Gunmental Gothic', it looks like a bloodborne-esque PS1 demake. So basically Nightmare Creatures aesthetic.
>>534211827I got a physical Collector's Edition for that from playasia, have yet to get around to playing it though. Looks like jankino.
>>534212626>Sukeban Gamescursed
>>534206772i tried freezing the puppet in the roundtable hold but never got to 2
maybe it takes multiple players...?
>>534212626>I was a little youngAw, baby~
>Gunmetal GothicIt looks so good. The fact that it's co-op as well is really neat. These PS1/N64 styled games with good FPS and no blurry draw distance are so comfy to play. I hope someone makes another Fear Effect style game in that manner.
>>534213142I'm not playing that trash
>>534212615Hell yeah anon.
>>534212626Absolute jankino. Sequel seems to be underway too, Bokeh has been staffing up on artists and stuff and the game ends open endedly enough to support one.
didnt know radahn bow r2 did so much damage wtf
>>534213340if it hits one of the 3 rock pillars his charge stops
>>534213850If you have a Raider or Wylder, give them Lion Greatbow and you will stunlock many bosses.
>>534213850it does even in base ER if you have stats and talismans for it. it took me only 9 arrows to kill Bayle at a decent scadu level.
rain of arrows in general is extremely strong in NR, but it really pops off when you have fp restored on hit (for EVERY hit) and a weapon buff which also applies to every hit
>>534214154You can't buff Lion Greatbow.
I have to urgently use the rest room, point me to the nearest Raider's chest.
>>534214558Probably because it would be too good. I just know you can't, I once had the chance to buff it with frozen armament and it wouldn't let me. Grease won't work either.
There's not a single good boss you can fight in the day except libra. They made a game about speed but most of the bosses they brought back are dogshit especially because they're massive stallers.
First time trying this, will it work
>>534214154there is no heavy attack for greatbows in base ER
>>534214701>1038x584What the hellllll
>>534214285the second line in my post implies a different, more general statement, anon
>>534214701>1038x584>30 seconds of literally nothingvery cute retarded noob post
>>534214701So glad it worked well and looked exactly as it does in game for me
>>534214813yes there is and obviously i was using radahn's rain and not just attacking
>>534215051sorry i misread
>>534214813The "heavy" attack is using the 2nd type of arrow you have equipped
>>534211114Kill yourself shitty troon
>>534208232aggressively brown thirdie post
>>534207780Why the hell would we send them to the next frontier they need to be launched into the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy
>>534211114Turkroach moment
>>534209990Its accurate is what it is
>>534210128The post that struck nerves everywhere...
>>534208678Made for threesomes with a certain pita bread baker
>>534209119We won’t we’ll get some generic slop character that plays functionally the same as the others and looks silly
LMAO revenant players when getting starlight shards dropped be like
https://files.catbox.moe/pqw78m.png
>>534211827>>534213647They went the wrong direction with Slitter imo it should have been something more conventional with The Thing-like setup they were going for but maybe I’ll get it on sale or something
>play solo or with erg
>apply mark
>pop it in a few seconds
>reapply
>repeat
>play with randoms
>apply mark
>have to reapply before it wears off or it will never pop
Sometimes when matches are like this i step back and see what my teammates are doing.
Had a recluses just pacing around out of bosses' reach just healing herself and then doing multiple out-of-fp animations in a row. She had a whole inventory of seals and staves but only wanted to heal herself or use magic cocktail.
>>534215614Western Europe is thirdie?
>>534214631Wow, I look like cavalry like that, that’s so weird…
>>534216447no, but indonesia is
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gg bullying libra, really spoilt for choice that run in terms of seals
>>534213429Anon I'm 29, basicly the same age as RE as a franchise. Cougar femanon looking for a YUNG BVLL?
>>534214701Early YouTube kino resolution
>>534217386>29>youngSir, this is a video game board.
>>534217341Revebunnies deserve to be spoiled
>>534215837>post something blatantly untrue or retarded>anons call you retarded>"DURR TOUCHED A NERVE EH"
>>534216727Actually retard
>>534216227>be me>play revenant>0 FP relics>get 2 shards from a rise>get 4 from merchant>spam lightning bolt at fulghor>fulghor dies, only 1 shard usedim convinced FP issue is a skill issue and the reason revenant is seen as bad is because her skill floor is higher than the "meta" characters.
>>534216407That's basically exactly how I queue, except I'm blonde and usually I'm just wearing panties and my cage
>>534217960I was referencing the anon in this thread that said they kiss a dildo when erg anons drop items for them when I genned that image
>>534218134You genned it for me? Wow, thank you
lots of anti-rev falseflagging today
>>534217960Pretty much, Revenant has the highest FP so unless you're retarded and spamming meme spells you'll only use 1 - 2 shards 99% of the time
>>534217386Awww, you really are baby. Late 20s is my favorite. The fire of youth hasn't faded yet, still not sure what they want. A gentle guiding hand and a soft place for them to lay their head is all they need.
You will give her an many shards as she wants.
>end of day 2 just before rain closes level 13
>raider pings Libra
>start running to Libra to pay him off
>raider runs to church in other direction first
>pay off Libra, check map to see what raider is doing
>hes fighting at a ruin near church
>ok well i need a smithing stone 2 for my weapon so im going to go do that
>raider comes down to libra and starts fighting him in the rain, dies
>i start going back to help him
>he goes back and dies again
>raider leaves the game
i totally get it that he thought he would do a super efficient church and lesser ruin boss grab as he looped to libra but #1 you should be pinging where you are going next not just the final destination #2 stop trying to solo libra when you 3 bar on every other boss when there are 2 of us #3 i needed a smithing stone because i didnt get a purple weapon i could use in our scuffed run where you wanted to do nothing but evergaols and churches
me after getting paid in starlight shards
https://litter.catbox.moe/sxq7oqohccjvpfbb.jpg
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that does it, i'll gen a sissy version of each nightfarer main because honestly every single one of you is kind of a fag
gg wylder & rev on megahorse
ohtani allows us to dream
>>534218921Goddam, I wish. I'll settle for kissing the dildo and picturing it's you instead...
nightfarer for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnyGSl3K-IE
>>534217960yeah, hitting a rise gives me enough shard buffer to be good for the final night. alot of the time, im like 8+ shards with more on the floor before the entering the boss arena.
>>534218901post his steam so we can block!
>>534217889learn english sukhdeep
>>534219470The bread girl
>>534219420yep it's raider
banger
I like the fanart that has the nightfarers doing fun things together
>>534219261God they’re all so cute and hot. I really love Revy’s bratty expression. They need BWC inside them.
>>534168121Wow this makes a lot of sense
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>>534216227>>534218134>>534218607>>534218921You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a biological female. Otherwise you get perma blocked.
>>534220384>i'm native japaneserorumao
no native jp structures english sentences like this
>>534198739I look like this.
>>534220414I'm just a femboy but I do this
>>534220384especially him hunting lore stuff and not recording shit
>>534218607her remembrance implied she likes having her make up made...
>>534220414I'm a hag, but I prefer mild sexual harassment of young men to kissing toys.
>>534220880Well he pointed out the eye in the menus
He's right about that one at least and it's kinda creepy because I can't stop seeing it now
>>534210669>>534210970>>534211827>>534212626>>534213429Are those games actually any good how do they compare to Resident Kinovil
>>534220963if you are younger than dead, i will bed you. Post AIM
>>534217386>one year off 30hello grandpa
>>534221000>the eye in the menus???
>>534221026Parasite eve 1 is like an anime portraying 90s america, combined with a horror scifi, rpg elements and Danny Glover
I want a froog skin. Why cant I be a little mysterious Froog cleric?
>>534221026Parasite Eve 1 is kino. Parasite Eve 2 is them trying to get on the RE train by making the gameplay more like classic RE, so it's still pretty fun. Parasite Eve 3: The Third Birthday is wildly different both in story and gameplay. If you give it a chance though, it's really fun. Also speaking of RE games, make sure to do some Galerians if you're going that far back. Psychic powered femboys and mental instability kino.
>>534218498NTA but i'm 22
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>>534221454Forgot pic. everyone can suck my dick.
>>534220414no girl will want to do that, only embarrassing porn addicted femboys, most of which will look infinitely closer to a chud than an anime girl
>>534219278Average executor main apparel
>>534221365Don't worry, even if you didn't see it, it saw you
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>>534221843>>534221000this one?
looks like a dragon eye...
what's it looking at? i'll poke it with a stick if it doesn't stop
>>534221454>>534221689You don’t need one shut up
>>534221843>>534222157lmao that reminds me of the eye i used to see when i was a small child every time i closed my eyes. it was just a green faint dark green circle with a black slit in it that would shrink and expand. then when i got older i stopped seeing it
>>534222332i still see eyes every time i close mine. i think it's like a reflection of my own that slowly dissipates or something
>>534222430This is normal, it's the arfterburn of light on your retina.
>>534222332This is made up. Why are you gay?
>>534222479no idea, reddit started with DS3
>>534222612thats siegward from dark souls 3
>>534221767>filtered by obscure survival horrorkino
>>534221767It's so good though! Knockoffkino. You can even watch the shitty 3d movie they made of the first game if you don't want to play it. Don't even get me started on Galerians Ash. Johnny Yong Bosch, Vash the Stampede on the dub for Rion, femboys kissing. Blessed were my young eyes by mentally unstable fujobait gaming.
>>534222510it's not made up. i think it was from pressure on my eyes i had as a child or something. if I close my eyes and press something against them now I see weird colors and patterns, I think most people do. and it was sort of similar to that
Gg horse, what third phase?
>>534222184Yes I do. we also need a war bun. Suck my fat dick.
>>534216275>I haven't played it but I know how it could've been better
>>534222821>>534222842I already beat it years ago, i enjoyed everything BUT the gameplay so i wouldn't recomend it unless you don't mind incredibly awkward combat that could softlock you
>Run Duchess and Wylder duo on Heolster.
>Find Cord End at first church
>Get sacrificial twigs and keep them in inventory but don't die
>Beat Heolster without either player getting downed
>Both characters go to area where you hold up Wylders earring for remembrance
>Audio cue *giggle* plays after a few seconds
>Click on bed for secret ending
Pregnant Duchess skin unlocked, Fromsoft you have done it again!
>>534222332>>534222430>>534222510>>534222889Sounds like you have some kind of mental illness that makes you see things.
>>534222739I mean DS3 is member berries for dark souls 1 anyway, no surprise you'd think that
>>534223239I’ve seen the entire game played through, played the first hour or so and refunded it. It’s good but not at the price tag it’s at. Like I said, they could have made waves if it was the Silent Hill-esque project everyone thought it was going to be.
>>534223241Yay another anon who played it and enjoyed it! Softlock kino. I definitely got softlocked my first playthrough and couldn't progress. I only beat it again years later after I beat Ash. I need more toxic yaoi in my video games. Did you ever play Fear Effect?
>>534223485No, it couldn't have made waves because niggers like you think they know what it should be.
>>534223269actually got me to laugh
thanks anon, my soul is actually dead so idk how you managed
>>534223269>giggleIt would be the From Soft signature forced lengthy laugh and you know it
>>534223269>Reawakening Wylder Duchess pregnancy fantasies Give me the pregnancy Fromsoft.
>>534220414I'm a girl but I don't blow my teammates
Only 4 hours left till ED Caligo
>>534225347he said biological female
>>534220414Im bio female but I dont blow pajeets or darkies
>>534225347Probably because you're cis. Only trans girls blow their entire team after a run.
>>534225347Then what's even the point?
Why are these stupid bubbles on super auger so hard to pop
>>534225759If I got to suck two cocks after each run, I'd play a lot more than the 3 matches a day like I do now
>>534225347Worthless hole.
just had a raider ran off alone to a mine while we were going into rotted woods
>>534222332I had that same thing happen to me and nobody believed me when I told them.
>>534226551Don't question daddy.
>>534220414Sorry, I have a small feminine pp, I accept my fate
>>534225943Honestly, sucking 2 dicks to completion every 45 minutes sounds like a ton of work. I love sucking dick, but I'd be hurting too much on the second set to even get aroused. Now if I could guarantee they blow their loads deep in my throat within 1-2 minutes of my actual sucking, I would absolutely do that multiple times in a row for multiple games. I get a double shot of good girl juice down the hatch and I get to play games? A blessed day.
>>534226710I can't tell if this is a kangaroo or a dog!
>>534227289If you queue with me you can suck my dick after we win, don't listen to that anon.
>>534223669Sorry people don’t like the game as much as you did buddy. It’s meandering the way it is. Clearly everyone felt the same.
>>534227376>they blow their loads deep in my throat within 1-2 minutes of my actual sucking, I would absolutely do that multiple times in a row for multiple games. I get a double shot of good girl juice down the hatch and I get to play games? A blessed day.This cutie gets it. But you just have to train your throat and jaw, I practice on my dildo all the time.
>>534227505cute sluts like you who use proper punctuation like exclamations marks get me so hard
>>534223269>>534224559if they did this sales would unironically go up they need to do this goddammit
>>534227549thank you hero you're a real one
>>534227505i have many dog pictures
>>534227110Probably because they made the logical conclusion of
>>534223313
>>534228392When is it not LMAOOOOO
>>534228369average ironeye player
>>534227723I’m not a young slut anymore. I’m not going to practice on my toys. I prefer to choose my prey. Divorced men who haven’t gotten a compliment in 25 years and young men who have never been touched. They need to bust fast, I have a busy night ahead of me. Shitposting, watching movies and gaming.
>>534227170didn't ask + you're a tranny groomer
>>534228392Everybody's too busy erping.
>>534228651I have much to learn from you. I could probably be drinking more cum if I did that...
is ED caligo in 15 minutes?
>>534227376Just give them a nice tip kiss and most of them will blow on your face
Give me 3 word QRDs of the unreleased everdarks
>>534229194I thought it was in 10 hours and 15 minutes
>>534228989It's pathetic to admit but I'd still suck your dick after the match even if you threw the game, dropped nothing for me, and talked to me like this.
>>534228989Did you see they released a new tranny wojak today?
someone queue i need to get wylders troll in choclateo for his membrance
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How does the enemies killed thing work? I literally only attacked two things all game and still got 29. Do you just get included in all the end of night stuff?
>>534229504Just solo it you fucking scrub
>>534228651>young men who have never been touched. Wow that’s literally me haha will you touch me now???
>>534229578>I literally only attacked two things all game Average sludge match
You aren't tired yet of trying to find more ways to grief?
Next you'll say it didn't matter anyway because the game is easy(you were carried despite sandbagging)
>>534230772Be sure to drop starlight shards, and if you make sure to point down when I grab them I'll kiss my dildo extra deep just for you!
>>534229313That’s because you like all women and lgbtfaggots get off on being humiliated and insulted
>>534231358Maybe so, but knowing you wouldnt even appreciate me swallowing for you just turns me on in a way I can't explain
>>534228989shes literally me…
>>534212064Man, the expression on Recluse. That's good.
