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Anonymous No.534147157
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
>>Upcoming ES Boss - Caligo
>August 7, 2025 at 03:00 CEST | 18:00 PDT (6/8) | 10:00 JST.
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1952731502262858096

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>534072894
Anonymous No.534147319 >>534147470
q status?
Anonymous No.534147340 >>534147791
I love revenants
Anonymous No.534147353 >>534147456 >>534148002
Anonymous No.534147416
chicken... jockey?
Anonymous No.534147456
>>534147353
RECLUSE JOCKEYYY
Anonymous No.534147470
>>534147319
just me 1/3 with these
Anonymous No.534147791 >>534148912
>>534147340
spare some shards mister?
Anonymous No.534148002 >>534150669
>>534147353
Why'd you steal the seal you you double wylder?
Anonymous No.534148196 >>534149986 >>534150376
PSA: this doesn't do shit.
Anonymous No.534148349
>spectral hawk nightlord fight
oh no
Anonymous No.534148689
Not playing until Caligo drops
Augur is too lame
Anonymous No.534148804
>load up my strength playthrough
>was using sword lance
>kinda bored of it but not really feeling any other strength weapons
>hmmm maybe I'll give the greatsword a go
>nah its just so boring
>what about the giant crusher though
>immediately fall in love with it

Sure its kinda slow but oh my god I love just being able to block with it and take almost no damage and then guard counter to pancake everything, literally trivialities everything perfect weapon for co-op. It only really struggles against some of the hyper mobile DLC bosses in co-op where they have fuck huge health pools and don't stay still long enough to get consistent hits in but I will never get tired of doing 4k damage on a charged special with RKR.
Anonymous No.534148912
>>534147791
*unzips*
Anonymous No.534149497 >>534149681 >>534150697
lmao
Anonymous No.534149625
Does anyone else get a bug where they can only walk and not use any other controls for about a minute? I've been getting it every game. Already tried validating files
Anonymous No.534149681 >>534149750
>>534149497
Anonymous No.534149750 >>534150697
>>534149681
yeah lol gave a negative review but has more hours than me
Anonymous No.534149986
>>534148196
It only works on each successful guard, it adds some aggro to you but the aggro itself still somewhat RNG, or so I've heard. Super misleading translation, honestly. No idea why they didn't fix that one.
Anonymous No.534149996 >>534150793
2/3 PC all
Anonymous No.534150376
>>534148196
If it works like in ER, then it means you have an easier time stealing aggro from your teammates, even if you deal less damage than them, but you have to keep attacking to maintain it.
Anonymous No.534150434 >>534151053
the lights, they are too bright
Anonymous No.534150573
trannyvenant
Anonymous No.534150669
>>534148002
I gave it to her after the night 2 boss. I saw it first anyway
Anonymous No.534150694 >>534151045
Where can I get this game for cheap? I would just pirate and onlinefix but I don't wanna be locked to spacewar players only, I wanna play with my frens.
Anonymous No.534150697 >>534154693
>>534149497
>>534149750
I mean is that really better than having fewer hours? I’d sooner trust the opinion of someone who’s seen everything the game has to offer over someone who has like an hour or something.
Anonymous No.534150793 >>534153189
>>534149996
Why? Stop
Anonymous No.534150895 >>534203920
Someone beat Godrick the Grafted with the fuckin’ Ghiza Wheel. This community really amazes me sometimes.
Anonymous No.534151045 >>534151305
>>534150694
I’ll buy it for you
Anonymous No.534151053 >>534151075 >>534153218
>>534150434
>playing with the terrlist fag
Anonymous No.534151075 >>534153218
>>534151053
Leave him alone.
Anonymous No.534151120 >>534151204 >>534151209 >>534153218
dont reply to it
Anonymous No.534151204
>>534151120
>didn't deflect in reaction to the pot animation
Anonymous No.534151209
>>534151120
I accidentally killed someone like this on dog queue. I wish I was recording. I need to re enable steam clips
Anonymous No.534151305 >>534151554
>>534151045
That would be nice
Anonymous No.534151379 >>534151647 >>534154597
I killed the training dummy, I won, he's a ragdoll now
Anonymous No.534151554 >>534151595 >>534151624
>>534151305
PC or PSN
Anonymous No.534151595 >>534151651
>>534151554
I'm compuiiter sirtr ppedesse buy it expensive in Brazil :(
Anonymous No.534151624 >>534151812
>>534151554
PC, my steam friend code is 196205385
Anonymous No.534151647 >>534151743
>>534151379
Steam? So I can add you to a list.
Anonymous No.534151651
>>534151595
I talk like this
Anonymous No.534151743 >>534151829
>>534151647
What list, winners?
Anonymous No.534151812
>>534151624
>anime profile
blocked
Anonymous No.534151829 >>534151908
>>534151743
It's a good list. Many erg players are on it.
Anonymous No.534151908
>>534151829
I dont trust like that!
Anonymous No.534152432 >>534152602 >>534152815
Can someone tell me what NG+ I’m on? Godrick dropped 98,000 runes.
Anonymous No.534152602 >>534152654
>>534152432
Nahhhhhh
Anonymous No.534152654 >>534152705
>>534152602
Please bro.
Anonymous No.534152705 >>534152815 >>534152819
>>534152654
Hahahaaaa nah!
Anonymous No.534152815 >>534152936
>>534152432
+5
>>534152705
Not cool bro...
Anonymous No.534152819
>>534152705
Dude…
Anonymous No.534152936
>>534152815
Thanks. I was thinking my Great Katana was doing too little stance damage but then I remembered NG+ increases stance so that explains it I guess.
Anonymous No.534153189
>>534150793
>UGH STOP HAVING FUN YOU FAGGOT
Anonymous No.534153218 >>534153279
>>534151053
>>534151075
>>534151120
terrsisters....slugmasisters....how do we recover from this?
Anonymous No.534153238
Great katanas in Nightreign when
Anonymous No.534153279
>>534153218
No wonder they're all playing together. Everybody else blocked them!
Anonymous No.534153809
terr it up gem it up terr it up gem it up and yeag it up with the unf unf unf yemmy bbc varreslut girl at tiff
Anonymous No.534153896
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
yys
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
neko clone
signalisposter
Anonymous No.534153904 >>534154162
>buffed smithscript weapons next patch
holy based
Anonymous No.534154162
>>534153904
god please
Anonymous No.534154169 >>534154337
imagine getting a syrupy pawjob from the super kawaii nyeko knyaight under a table at denny's
Anonymous No.534154337 >>534154593 >>534190743
>>534154169
I literally thank God at night that I can be aroused purely by the simple romantic sex I have with my beloved instead of having any level need even ironically for this kind of degeneracy irl.
Anonymous No.534154446 >>534154512 >>534154760
I've never done purple Augur before
2/3
erg
Anonymous No.534154512 >>534154576
>>534154446
I’ve never done you before.
pls be on psn
Anonymous No.534154576 >>534154653 >>534191456
>>534154512
PC
Anonymous No.534154593
>>534154337
even doe its gennie culture
Anonymous No.534154597
>>534151379
why is your saturation like that
Anonymous No.534154653 >>534155194 >>534191456
>>534154576
aaaaahhhHHHHHHH ITS OVER FOR PSNCELS LIKE MYSELF.
Anonymous No.534154693 >>534186658
>>534150697
you didn't look or read
he made a negative review at 10 hours, and then played 266 more hours
pay attention
Anonymous No.534154753
those deep relic effects look like a lot of fun, I hope there's a shop with some freebies before you have to rely on RNG to get them
Anonymous No.534154760 >>534154805
>>534154446
Full
Anonymous No.534154805
>>534154760
NYOOOO i just queued up :(
Anonymous No.534154912 >>534155014 >>534155136
What can the goat really do to you just running away
Anonymous No.534155014
>>534154912
*teleports behind you*
*does a frametrap swing when you roll the teleport explosion*
Anonymous No.534155127 >>534155304 >>534155354 >>534155564 >>534155595 >>534156149 >>534157970 >>534159938
going crater day 1 and getting a bunch of legendary weapons was a great strat!
good job team <3
we did it! :)
Anonymous No.534155136
>>534154912
you die when you run into the sigil that you didn't see just outside of your camera view
Anonymous No.534155194
>>534154653
buy me the game pay for my psn 1 month I will be your revenant gf and ask for upsies in front of the cuckold third
Anonymous No.534155304 >>534155749
>>534155127
>level 13
>troon merchant
>terrlist spammer
Anonymous No.534155354 >>534155749
>>534155127
stop typing like a fag
Anonymous No.534155459 >>534155706
I collect Warming Stones
Anonymous No.534155564
>>534155127
>0 flasks
>lvl 13
What went wrong, this is a week one looking run
Anonymous No.534155595 >>534155749
>>534155127
>level 13
Sludgenigger moment
Anonymous No.534155613
>terr
>sludge merchant
>what went wrong
Anonymous No.534155706
>>534155459
tepid meme like lukewarm water in a disposable paper cup that has been sitting out for almost half a dozen days
Anonymous No.534155731
>terranny
Anonymous No.534155749 >>534190754
>>534155354
no :)
>>534155595
>>534155304
what u mean senpai? i said the run went well.
Anonymous No.534155974
>win match
>''what went wrong''
why is the 'cord like this doe
Anonymous No.534156149
>>534155127
quality troll post kekk, here's a (you)
I'm going to be real guys, I won't be pinging crater interior on day 1 and I will take zero responsibility if you do want to go there
Anonymous No.534156340
>why is the 'cord like this doe
theyre jealous of us
>i'm going to be real guys, I won't be pinging crater interior on day 1
youre loss. i got the Regal Ancestor legendary weapon. libra went down FAST
Anonymous No.534156556
i was going insane with the weird frame drops and stuttering i was randomly having, unparking cores fixed it all, it also works for slopreign or so ive read
Anonymous No.534157069 >>534157246 >>534157825 >>534170906
Mush and yys have left….
Anonymous No.534157246 >>534157296 >>534157469
>>534157069
A lot of players who were around during the release period have left. I guess they don't consider everdark bosses new content.
Anonymous No.534157296
>>534157246
it will be the biggest and greatest DLC ever and it will bring back everyone!
Anonymous No.534157426 >>534157481
I didn't expect a gimmick fight. I underestimated that weapon range. GG 3rd guy!
Anonymous No.534157469 >>534157494 >>534190576
>>534157246
your first live service slop?
Anonymous No.534157481
>>534157426
gg cuties
Anonymous No.534157494 >>534157567
>>534157469
Yes, actually.
Anonymous No.534157567 >>534190576
>>534157494
you'll get used to it. be glad the devs aren't swedish.
Anonymous No.534157682 >>534157937 >>534159118
randoms just do not drop anything for you huh
Anonymous No.534157825
>>534157069
bitch
Anonymous No.534157904
respect demihumans
Anonymous No.534157937
>>534157682
randoms are not human
Anonymous No.534157970 >>534158437
>>534155127
>terr
>sludge merchant
Jesus christ. Did you enjoy having to solo every boss while these faggots ran off alone in different directions?
Anonymous No.534158061 >>534158437
2/3 for everything PC
Anonymous No.534158437 >>534158527 >>534158559 >>534158751 >>534159162
Oh look who it is!
>>534157970
>Did you enjoy having to solo every boss while these faggots ran off alone in different directions?
just ask this idiot => >>534158061
who has an public freakout whenever you don't carry him
Anonymous No.534158527
>>534158437
deserved
Anonymous No.534158541
>>534142352
>defending music streaming in a year where literally every government and corp are clenching their fists
okay retard
Anonymous No.534158559
>>534158437
>matchmaking failed
Anonymous No.534158683 >>534158751
Looking forward to your 560p webm's where you blame your teammates for everything
45 minutes from now, lets get the popcorn
Anonymous No.534158751
>>534158683
>>534158437
I have no clue who you're talking about
Anonymous No.534158787 >>534158842 >>534159040 >>534160650
Blocking fellow erg adventurers should be a sackable offense
Anonymous No.534158842
>>534158787
blockable* offense
Anonymous No.534159040 >>534159082 >>534159101 >>534159162
>>534158787
blocking at all is such a weak sissy move man I feel second hand embarrassment at just the idea of being so unable to put up with one retard let alone several that I have to pretend they don't exist and ask daddy Steam to keep them away from me, it is nothing but the antics of spoiled children
Anonymous No.534159082 >>534159239 >>534159479
>>534159040
t. man blocked by everybody else
Anonymous No.534159101 >>534159239
>>534159040
the only valid block is relic cheaters (sneedGAWD), oneshotting every boss with a 10000 damage starting bow isnt fun
Anonymous No.534159118
>>534157682
sorry mate, had the perfect weapon in that orb for you, but that -10% FP consumption looked too attractive
Anonymous No.534159162 >>534159239
>>534159040
>>534158437
holy melty
Anonymous No.534159239 >>534159478
>>534159082 (You)
>>534159101 (You)
>>534159162 (You)
Anonymous No.534159341
>Play Wylder
>Develop the urge to prioritize the safety of Duchess over other characters
Why am I like this?
Anonymous No.534159478
>>534159239
how did you know...
Anonymous No.534159479
>>534159082
I can't get blocked because I play with one other person all the time exclusively and the third random may as well not exist, and especially not now that duos are a thing. I don't really care if I am the one blocked but I will still think of anyone who blocks anyone as kind of a pussy bitch unless you're blocking corporate accounts on social media, the sole reasonable exception.
Anonymous No.534159561 >>534159613
why are there still 2 boyfriends queuing into trios? didn't they just add couples matchmaking
Anonymous No.534159613 >>534159820
>>534159561
they're not good enough so they queue trios in hopes someone will carry them
Anonymous No.534159820
>>534159613
i just had a game with a duo executor where they both kept dying at the start then they both left at the same time....
Anonymous No.534159938
>>534155127
>sludge merchant
>revenant
let me guess, he did a bow build to be "subversive" like he does with every other class
Anonymous No.534160440 >>534161583
2/3 libra, caligo, heolstor, everdarks
Anonymous No.534160650
>>534158787
the only people i have blocked are ones that only play on the day a new Everdark comes out, simply because i refuse to carry tourist shitters
Anonymous No.534161020 >>534161236
>have to wait until the new mode is out to finally be able to change my character's preferred weapon type
I don't even feel like playing until then desu.
Anonymous No.534161070
poor bait desu
Anonymous No.534161236 >>534161427
>>534161020
Do we know if deep relics work everywhere or only in deep mode? It's gonna be lame to get all these respec relics and they end up not being usable in regular expeditions.
Anonymous No.534161427
>>534161236
Probably only in the deep mode since they're really strong and have their own slots.
I hope I'm wrong though since things like changing preferred weapon type would be great to have in regular expeditions.
Anonymous No.534161583 >>534163348 >>534172125
>>534160440
when are you gonna stop avatarfagging
Anonymous No.534162419 >>534204616
Anonymous No.534162482 >>534163334
Anonymous No.534163071
gg goat
Anonymous No.534163107
gg goat
Anonymous No.534163136
gg goat
Anonymous No.534163159 >>534163353
CE kino off of that goat
Anonymous No.534163334 >>534190412
>>534162482
taking miqqy to mickey D's....
Anonymous No.534163348
>>534161583
>caring about avatarfagging this much
loser
Anonymous No.534163353 >>534163751 >>534173846
>>534163159
what? end and mnd +3 arent that great
Anonymous No.534163751
>>534163353
statlet detected
Anonymous No.534164978
nox left
grass left
poopmask left
zenovis left
shitmask left
rya left
dsgtroon squad left
nyeko left
benhardt left
lero left
oulero left
klippy left
gemmy left
yemmy left
hbsc left
hibiscus left
pmask left
noktily left
umaru left
hellkite dragon left
jeenine left
prod left
oro left
syccjs left
leafschizo left
pancakes left
dogged contender left
zem left
nezuk left
madison left
mokfel left
amirah left
varrewhore left
umbra left
kairo left
benhart left
nora left
miquella goonette left
terr left
gemmy clone left
radahn left
yui left
darius left
dorkslayer left
lucifer left
nyeko clone left
mush left
dragonirian left
sneedger left
mari left
yys left
ace left
slugma left
steam group troons left
ergcord left
bumocord left
ER dev support left
fcs left

it's nyover...
Anonymous No.534165027
ZOMG EVERDARK MARIS IS SO LE HECKIN' KINO MUH ATMOSPHERE MUH GIMMICK MUH SPECTACLE MUH UNIQUE IT'S SO LE HECKIN' AWESOME
Anonymous No.534165097
2/3 every boss
Anonymous No.534165473
gg dragon
Anonymous No.534165507 >>534166000
This one's for you, Wylder. Even though the frenzy seal had protection of the erdtree.
Anonymous No.534165540 >>534165670 >>534165868 >>534165924 >>534167674
gg dragon whats the reason for the discrepancy between the sum of everyone's kills being different than the kills total? cumulatively it says we killed 300 enemies but the total only says 210
Anonymous No.534165670
>>534165540
probably something to do with the skellies in night 1
Anonymous No.534165868
>>534165540
did you have a revenant on the team? think enemies killed by summons / necromancy don't count to the revenant but they count to your team total
Anonymous No.534165924
>>534165540
Assisted kills count for each player but only once for the totals.
Anonymous No.534166000 >>534166086 >>534166091 >>534166286 >>534166634 >>534168031 >>534168082 >>534168319
>>534165507
i have never given a single legendary to my teammates
either I keep it for myself or pick something else
Anonymous No.534166086
>>534166000
checked
Anonymous No.534166091
>>534166000
I do it all the time because there are no legendary seals.
Anonymous No.534166286 >>534166883
>>534166000
thats why youre blocked
Anonymous No.534166634
>>534166000
if you play well i will drop you good loot so you play even better
if you play like shit you get nothing from me
simple as
Anonymous No.534166883
>>534166286
you are not entitled to my legendaries.
Anonymous No.534167674 >>534167718
>>534165540
it's KDA anon, not KD
Anonymous No.534167718
>>534167674
sorry im retarded this is technically wrong since its not displayed as a ratio
Anonymous No.534167923 >>534168512 >>534170212
eat bubbles faglord
Anonymous No.534168031
>>534166000
after dropping a grafted sword to a raider an seeing them not use it, yeah i'll take a mildly useful drop over good stuff for others every single time
Anonymous No.534168051 >>534168223
>good weapons you never see anyone use
watchdog staff
Anonymous No.534168082
>>534166000
typical wylder.
Anonymous No.534168121 >>534168460 >>534168568 >>534168735 >>534190412 >>534220384
so let me get this straight
3 screenshots showing nothing
incoherent posts that seem written by an incoherent schizo
vague mentions of the sacrificial twigs
and the post gets 700 upvotes?
can't they see that they're being duped by a retard?
Anonymous No.534168223
>>534168051
morning star
Anonymous No.534168275
gg dragon
Anonymous No.534168319 >>534168904
>>534166000
i don't give items to team mates if it's game breaking like black knife, staves with rancor or elden stars, stat boosting legendaries like marais. anything that deals rot depends on my mood tho.
Anonymous No.534168460 >>534168568
>>534168121
what you talkin' about?
Anonymous No.534168472
>60 iqs horde weapons for no reason other than they want more legendaries in their inventory even though the passives dont matter for their build (not that theyre even aware of passive effects anyway)
these are the same people who have to be the one to pick up the stonesword key
Anonymous No.534168512 >>534168582
>>534167923
>Mom look, this is me on the left.
GG! Solid dmage on those bubbles.
Anonymous No.534168568 >>534168735 >>534172708
>>534168121
>>534168460
Anonymous No.534168580
Even doe Terr is a great player
Anonymous No.534168582 >>534168798
>>534168512
>trying to inflict rot when the boss is near death
thats a block
Anonymous No.534168646 >>534168706 >>534170305
is adula's mooblade a carian sword or glintblade sorc
Anonymous No.534168706 >>534168758
>>534168646
Carian
Anonymous No.534168730 >>534190346
posting reddit screenshots on the 4gag?
Anonymous No.534168735
>>534168568
did you type this post >>534168121 in that reddit thread and ask them yourself?
Anonymous No.534168758
>>534168706
dam
Anonymous No.534168798
>>534168582
Kek, you are funny guy.
When did you transition?
Anonymous No.534168904 >>534169080 >>534169201 >>534172901
>>534168319
>elden stars
>rancorcall
>gamebreaking
Steam?
Anonymous No.534169080
>>534168904
shiftycuck
Anonymous No.534169201 >>534172182
>>534168904
ace
Anonymous No.534169360 >>534170992
does item discovery help with getting higher quality consumables?
Anonymous No.534169363 >>534169461
1/3 bottom row
Anonymous No.534169461
>>534169363
omw
Anonymous No.534170158 >>534170451 >>534190346
2/3 every boss
Anonymous No.534170212
>>534167923
cinema
Anonymous No.534170305
>>534168646
glintblades hover and fire on their own, swords are swords using the staff as a hilt
Anonymous No.534170451
>>534170158
Shifting Earth?
Anonymous No.534170801
Anonymous No.534170906 >>534171806
>>534157069
still here...
Anonymous No.534170992 >>534171334
>>534169360
yes. more smithing stone 2's
Anonymous No.534171334 >>534171381
>>534170992
You can consume smithing stones?
Anonymous No.534171381 >>534171479
>>534171334
yeah at the smithing table
Anonymous No.534171479 >>534171840
>>534171381
Too late. I've already swallowed one.
Anonymous No.534171806
>>534170906
mwah
Anonymous No.534171840
>>534171479
>try to drop starlight shards for the revenant
>accidentally drop my smithing stone [2]
>the revenant just eats it in front of me
Anonymous No.534172125
>>534161583
cry about it
Anonymous No.534172182
>>534169201
Nope
Anonymous No.534172261
lole epic revenant meme hehe
raider could never be a meme because he is trans
Anonymous No.534172281
Trannies and fags they're so funny when they play revenant
Anonymous No.534172297
gg horse
Anonymous No.534172335
gg horse that was a fun fight. its nice when they dont just die in 30 seconds
Anonymous No.534172401
first time i saw him not do the forward charge attack
Anonymous No.534172516
If your steam is private and level 0 I'm leaving
Anonymous No.534172581
>Trans goddesses and zesty thugs they're so funny when they play revenant
ummm i mostly play raider though?
Anonymous No.534172708
>>534168568
it's the pendant all over again
Anonymous No.534172796
>If your steam is private and level 0 I'm leaving
Anonymous No.534172836
if you treat your steam profile as social media then im leaving
Anonymous No.534172901
>>534168904
>long range
>homing
>big damage
by rancor i mean all rancor spells, might as well quit and count the game as a win.
Anonymous No.534173086 >>534173248
>all these fags going "i-if you this or that i'm leaving"
lol imagine playing coop
Anonymous No.534173248 >>534173851 >>534190346
>>534173086
These are the bored retards shitposting from work, I've never encountered any problematic behavior from people with the erg password. You'd get some clownery from time to time where we fight something very strong early and wipe but we still never fail a run because this games too easy.
Anonymous No.534173846 >>534174378
>>534163353
Guardian
>Strength +3
Ironeye (if bored)
>Arcane +3
Dutchess
>Mind +3 (Caster focused)
>Dexterity +3 (melee focused)
Revenant
>Mind +3

Those are the only characters and associated stats that should go with them. Everyone/thing else is a dead slot better served as something else.
Anonymous No.534173851 >>534174246
>>534173248
Playing with erg is basically like setting the difficulty to easy mode.
Anonymous No.534174135 >>534174249
i think filtering people is getting overcomplicated.
yesterday i had an ironeye who had a relic that was like +dex, +mind
and guess what? we lost
he kept dying to the nightlord, our teammate died ressing him repeatedly, i died ressing our teammate repeatedly

the only thing you need to check to know if someone is shit or not is their relics.
its incredibly easy to tell veteran relics vs noob relics
Anonymous No.534174224 >>534184753
Anonymous No.534174246 >>534174517
>>534173851
You all wish that were true, but I saw a shit ton of people completely unable to figure out basic shit in ED Augur. Anyone who didn't beat that fish first try can't be posting around here about how everyone in erg is soooooo good
Anonymous No.534174249 >>534174469
>>534174135
People beat this shit barehanded lvl 1 no relics
Anonymous No.534174314
>midwits refuse to use 1 or 2 slot relics with good effects in favor of 3 slots with shield grease, runes on critical hit, and increased bleed resistance
Anonymous No.534174378 >>534175286
>>534173846
+3 Vigor has some use for revenant too, it'll help push you out of 1 shot range
Anonymous No.534174434 >>534174547
Oh no!
Anonymous No.534174464 >>534174752
gg
Anonymous No.534174469 >>534174589
>>534174249
i don't care
i'm not a pro
i have little time to play
i can't carry noobs who keep queing for everdarks before beating heolstor, and i won't even try
if i notice shit relics i leave

no one has any right to 45 minutes of my time because they want to skip progression
Anonymous No.534174517 >>534174761
>>534174246
fish took me a couple tries. i wasn't holding storm ruler long enough. I still think the rykard gimmick fight was way better because you got the boosted light/strong attacks and didn't have to rely on war art spam. I generally do not like spamming weapons arts even though it's way more viable in nightreign because mana is essentially infinite
Anonymous No.534174547 >>534174624 >>534174625 >>534190090
>>534174434
aint no one want yo bussy in they game
Anonymous No.534174589 >>534175121
>>534174469
Then if youre also shit you shouldn't be talking shit
What's your ID so I can block your noob ass
Anonymous No.534174624
>>534174547
ong
Anonymous No.534174625 >>534174820 >>534175345 >>534176808 >>534181552
>>534174547
yeah they do
Anonymous No.534174752
>>534174464
Fraud jobbing again I see
Anonymous No.534174761 >>534175673
>>534174517
Yeah case in point, you're here.
Anonymous No.534174820
>>534174625
why are you surprised people have you blocked moron
Anonymous No.534174879 >>534175159
>first impressions you were wrong about from the NR trailer
i thought libra was going to inflict deathblight and float around the arena cross-legged playing keep away. was sure it was gonna be one of the worst bosses instead of one of the best
Anonymous No.534174984
Anonymous No.534175024
What a laser light show.
Anonymous No.534175121 >>534175447
>>534174589
i'm not a shit
i can work with a team
i can't carry noobs
Anonymous No.534175159
>>534174879
I actually wished Libra is actually playable character. Would make quite a unique one.
Anonymous No.534175286
>>534174378
I have never been 1 shot with Rev in the dozens of runs I went with her, because I'm built to kill the fucker before that ever has to happen.
Anonymous No.534175345
>>534174625
kys cheattroon
Anonymous No.534175430 >>534175512 >>534175545 >>534175614 >>534175751 >>534177385 >>534177682 >>534177998 >>534190090
>Guardian gets +80hp out of 1200 and +2sta out of 120, in exchange for Raider getting +29 fucking str
Sincerely, wtf were they thinking with Guardian?
Anonymous No.534175447
>>534175121
>I can't carry
You are shit
Anonymous No.534175497
Sasuga, C team.
Anonymous No.534175512
>>534175430
I'm not a nerd who looks at numbers
Anonymous No.534175545
>>534175430
He gets a shield.
Anonymous No.534175614
>>534175430
yeah, but he also gets 7 more int, that's the real game changer
Anonymous No.534175673 >>534175820 >>534175884 >>534176634
>>534174761
i'm not disagreeing with you--i'm no prodigy by any means. I still think ED fulghor is the easiest one. It has the most fun ebb and flow.
I don't play with the erg password though. I don't want to be posted in the general.
Anonymous No.534175719
Why do you faggots not understand not everyone even has good relics to use. Just get the drop it's not hard XD Just have better RNG!
Anonymous No.534175751
>>534175430
They need to rebalance nightfarers
The meta is getting too ingrained and metafags kill these games
Anonymous No.534175820
>>534175673
>I don't play with the erg password though. I don't want to be posted in the general.
blocked for whining
Anonymous No.534175884 >>534175997
>>534175673
>I don't want to be posted in the general
Oh no! The absolute horror of your character name being seen.
Anonymous No.534175997 >>534176097 >>534176757
>>534175884
nah, the schizos here post steam profiles. i don't need all that
Anonymous No.534176097
>>534175997
Yeah I too put my SSN on my steam.
Anonymous No.534176127 >>534176381 >>534176556
>caligo immune to frost
but not immune to my dick
Anonymous No.534176381
>>534176127
she isn't though
only john nightlord can't be chilled
Anonymous No.534176556 >>534176609
>>534176127
Anonymous No.534176609
>>534176556
noooooo monicaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.534176634
>>534175673
>I don't play with the erg password though.
Anonymous No.534176757 >>534176861 >>534176881
>>534175997
>the schizos here post steam profiles
I think you're the schizo here, anon. No one posts steam profiles. Only when it's a cheater which is obviously deserving.
Anonymous No.534176808
>>534174625
woah so lucky
Anonymous No.534176861
>>534176757
Why are you gaslighting him?
Anonymous No.534176881
>>534176757
I keep seeing terr's profile posted every few days.
Anonymous No.534177385
>>534175430
she's still trying kek
Anonymous No.534177675 >>534178160 >>534179902 >>534181820 >>534182074
updated my amd driver this week and its causing stutters, its very noticeable on gaping jaw but still happens less often elsewhere. anyone else got this issue?
Anonymous No.534177682
>>534175430
guardian's niche is guard counters and having a better ult than raider and a different kind of skill
you will be worse than wylder or raider in trying to be a str char, that said being worse than them is not necessarily worse than the default guardian attempting to guard counter the entire run
Anonymous No.534177871 >>534178306
2/3 pc
Anonymous No.534177880
Miserable libra
Anonymous No.534177942 >>534178301
what made it miserable
Anonymous No.534177998 >>534178809
>>534175430
His issue is that you want to hide and poke, but pokey weapons scale better with dex and halberds do no base damage so the STR scaling is useless
Anonymous No.534178160 >>534178665
>>534177675
>amd
Anonymous No.534178301
>>534177942
Stupid draconic in the top left kept getting saved by his gank squad then he wouldn’t come out of the rain when the ring closed. Had him down at quarter
Anonymous No.534178306 >>534178527
>>534177871
im at 2/3 all bosses myself
Anonymous No.534178527
>>534178306
kys avatartroon
Anonymous No.534178662 >>534178736 >>534179006 >>534181414
I lost so many levels in the bug raid lmao
Anonymous No.534178665 >>534178812
>>534178160
its my curse
Anonymous No.534178736 >>534178847
>>534178662
didn't know the bug can just leave.
Anonymous No.534178809
>>534177998
im going through the halberds now and theres like 3 movesets mixed into the pool with no legendaries to look forward to.
Anonymous No.534178812
>>534178665
no matter how obnoxious nvidia is, amd is still a second class citizen in terms of graphics cards
Anonymous No.534178847
>>534178736
all the raid bosses will eventually poof if you take too long
Anonymous No.534179006
>>534178662
I lost only one thankfully
ggs t. recluse
Anonymous No.534179180
sludge you fucking bastard lmfao
Anonymous No.534179230 >>534179649 >>534180259
trying out a new duchess setup
Anonymous No.534179649 >>534181051
>>534179230
no evergaol?
no health recovery on post damage attacks?
poison moth???
stamina recovery on attacks goes perfect with restage upon dagger combo
Anonymous No.534179902 >>534180469
>>534177675
been happening a lot more frequently lately but even my friends on nvidia feel it too
Anonymous No.534179998 >>534180148 >>534206772
What does frostbite 2 mean?
you can proc frostbite someone who's already frostbitten and it stacks?
both me and duchess and executor had frostbite on us
Anonymous No.534180148
>>534179998
Don't post that bosses name like that some of us sisters will get PTSD
Anonymous No.534180234
gg dragon
Anonymous No.534180259
>>534179230
All decently good effects on their own, or almost all, but very little synergy between these effects here.
Anonymous No.534180270 >>534181787
finally put together a decent guardian set
i do not like this character at all. The super block feels terrible to use since you have to dodge to activate it anyway so i'd rather just play a character that can actually dodge out of the attack and then hit the boss back then just eat a whole combo for zero benefit.
and the damage is SO terrible. it feels as bad as revenant. i simply don't think res-botting is viable at all when you can just play any damage character and just... kill the boss.
Anonymous No.534180329
>mfw they push Caligo live without patching all the bullshit wrong with the game tonight
Anonymous No.534180405 >>534192706
Anonymous No.534180469 >>534180554
>>534179902
weird issue, might drop down all settings to see if it even matters.
Anonymous No.534180554
>>534180469
yea whatever they introduced in last thursday's patch really kicked it up a notch
Anonymous No.534180618 >>534180879
you cant test talismans in the testing room?
Anonymous No.534180783 >>534180925
wait is the reagent bank account wide now?
Anonymous No.534180818 >>534198306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pclJ_37Pk
Anonymous No.534180879
>>534180618
yeah they're in the talisman chest
Anonymous No.534180925 >>534181145
>>534180783
sir this is /erg/
Anonymous No.534181051
>>534179649
poison moth is legit as not many people proc poison and moth allows you to control it and do burst damage, especially if someone procs frost/bleed and you burst poison with moth and then restage
Anonymous No.534181145
>>534180925
mistakes happen
Anonymous No.534181414
>>534178662
>reddit gesture guardian
>trannyneko recluse
>third world net shitter
Horrible team
Anonymous No.534181552
>>534174625
sludgeGOD i kneel.....
Anonymous No.534181614 >>534182060 >>534182173
New randomized events just dropped we already killed him at this point
Anonymous No.534181787 >>534182631
>>534180270
All this in a game about beating the clock, btw.
Anonymous No.534181809
once again, close to cheat level relic but not there...
Anonymous No.534181820
>>534177675
I've also had some issues since the duo queue update. Nothing serious, or often, but occasional frame rates drop to like 15fps for a second. I play at a steady 60 (60hz monitor, dont @ me) so it stood out to me. Last night I had a game with a ghiza wheel and every time I spun it my frames plummeted, and stayed down the entire time I was using it and a few seconds after. Its all since that patch, not sure the cause.
Anonymous No.534182060 >>534182362
>>534181614
just wanna make sure, but you killed the northeastern swordmaster already?
Anonymous No.534182074
>>534177675
even though I've fought all bosses on the new patch and shader compilation is done, adel is still giving my stutters when it does its attack where ground turns to stone
I'm on nvidia
Anonymous No.534182173 >>534192138
>>534181614
this you
Anonymous No.534182362 >>534183458
>>534182060
There are more than 2 but he's nowhere near any of them.
Anonymous No.534182471 >>534182632 >>534183192 >>534183406
Which nightfarer has the highest number of players that wear chastity cages
Anonymous No.534182631 >>534182743 >>534182872 >>534183524 >>534183627 >>534183874
>>534181787
it was SO bad... at one point i was two handing my shield and was doing more consistent damage than with the halberd. if that's how his PREFERRED weapon does then it's actually pointless to play him. I could do the same thing as raider and be more effective.
Anonymous No.534182632 >>534184989
>>534182471
Duchess.
Anonymous No.534182743
>>534182631
nice
Anonymous No.534182872
>>534182631
you have to use the thrusting attacks
many enemies have low piercing resistance
Anonymous No.534183180
>Guardian vs ED Maris
>Can block the big laser
aw hell yeah this is going to be so eas-
>>>Can't block the tackle
Anonymous No.534183192 >>534184989
>>534182471
Executor
Anonymous No.534183292 >>534183365 >>534183479 >>534183972 >>534184062 >>534184121
A painting of a struggle
Anonymous No.534183365 >>534183594
>>534183292
explain yourself
Anonymous No.534183406 >>534184989
>>534182471
Rev.
Anonymous No.534183458
>>534182362
yeah, but I've noticed their aggro is strange sometimes, they can teleport to any random player, even if they're nowhere close to their encounter
Anonymous No.534183479 >>534183802 >>534185384
>>534183292
>32 kills
Anonymous No.534183524
>>534182631
Ironeye does more damage with Halberds btw
Anonymous No.534183594
>>534183365
I dunno he fired of so many ground beams and I was only lvl 8 so I kept running out of mana and having the unbreakable wand wave animation. I got him just before the ring closed though
Anonymous No.534183627 >>534183874
>>534182631
do you run the halberd does whirlwind on charged r2 yes or no
Anonymous No.534183802 >>534185384
>>534183479
>9 estus
Anonymous No.534183838
2/3 PC
Anonymous No.534183874 >>534184395 >>534184525 >>534184807 >>534184832 >>534185263
>>534182631
>>534183627
Yea do you run all of these? You gotta run all of these then Guardian will be as useful as Raider punch
>ult heals
>reflect
>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)
>halberd tornado (anons say its good for nightlords, idk)
>draw attention
>post damage healing
>heal on block
>recover stam on attacks (works on reflect)
>improved guard counter
>evergoal perma damage
>start with stonesword key
Anonymous No.534183972
>>534183292
gg
Anonymous No.534184062 >>534192138
>>534183292
>arab merchant
Why is xhe so bad?
Anonymous No.534184121 >>534184274 >>534184337
>>534183292
Wait I was 14 at the end, why is it saying 15?
Anonymous No.534184274
>>534184121
it was your birthday between the stats screen and the relic reward screen, happy birthday
Anonymous No.534184337 >>534184508
>>534184121
I noticed it too one run. Maybe it has to do with the number of runes you're holding by the end.
Anonymous No.534184395 >>534184525 >>534184626 >>534184656 >>534185263
>>534183874
You really only need reflect on block. All others are nice but not needed, reflect on block is core to his playstyle. After that, heal on block is nice, and stamina regen on successive attacks is nice (your reflected damage counts as a successive attack for this). Everything else is unecessary, and Guardian having lots of options isn't a bad thing. This meme that you need all these effects is just wrong.
Anonymous No.534184508 >>534184825
>>534184337
Maybe you are still the lvl you died at, I mean you can still use purples if you die at 7 and go back to 6
Anonymous No.534184525 >>534184642
>>534184395
>>534183874
equip 2 halbards start jump attacking
Anonymous No.534184626 >>534184839
>>534184395
The BIGGEST problem in my opinion is most bosses aren't designed for reflect on block Adel runs around, grabs, and aoes the majority of the fight for example meanwhile Heolstor is a chain attack fight and perfect for Guardian
Anonymous No.534184642 >>534184812
>>534184525
Shit strat. Not only do you lose thrusting attacks, committing yourself to being a full damage build means you objectively lag behind everyone else (except Duchess). You should commit to being a tank support and actually provide value.
Anonymous No.534184656 >>534184839 >>534185263
>>534184395
The extra long tornado is definitely needed, stunlocking fodder is the guardian best utility
Anonymous No.534184753
>>534174224
this is so real
Anonymous No.534184807 >>534185282
>>534183874
Draw attention while guarding is a waste of a slot, if you can't get in the enemy's face and draw aggro by attacking, then play another character.
>heal on block
I want this to be good to counter elemental chip, but it's 8 HP per block, not worth and neither is the ult art gauge on block either.
>improved guard counter
Yes, but there are two types, the one boosted by HP is better long term (one that you get on Night of The Champion)
Anonymous No.534184812 >>534185000 >>534185282
>>534184642
>provide value
>as guardian
lmao
LMAO!!!
Anonymous No.534184825
>>534184508
I never leveled to 15 that run, unless they count any time I died and re-leveled.
Anonymous No.534184832 >>534185282
>>534183874
btw you need the improved guard counter based on health, it's better than the regular one
Anonymous No.534184839 >>534185024 >>534185282
>>534184626
Different nightfarers are better and worse against different nightlords.
>>534184656
Its nice, its a good effect, but its not mandatory and needed like people meme it as. If it was, you'd feel the lack of tornado when you dont have a guardian in your party. Heavy attacks with the halberd do sqeeping strikes that hit in AoE just as well as the tornado would, if you dont have it.
Anonymous No.534184989 >>534185131 >>534192354
>>534182632
>>534183192
>>534183406
chat which one is it
Anonymous No.534185000
>>534184812
I understand why someone who only knows how to pstance jump attack would think this way. One day you'll catch up to me.
Anonymous No.534185024 >>534185281 >>534192134 >>534206914
>>534184839
Nah you’re wrong, tornadoing banished is honestly guardians biggest asset (other than his dick)
Anonymous No.534185117 >>534185217 >>534185246 >>534192138
i hate this thread
i'm moving to steam forums
Anonymous No.534185131 >>534185236 >>534187152 >>534187397 >>534192676
>>534184989
Duchess players are women and executor players are just edgy weebs that people like to bully. The actual sissies play Rev.
Anonymous No.534185217 >>534185262
>>534185117
stayt there
Anonymous No.534185236 >>534192676
>>534185131
verdict:
the state of uzbekistan declares revenant players officially are sissies
Anonymous No.534185246 >>534185425
>>534185117
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/597407469759829231/
Anonymous No.534185262
>>534185217
if you insist then i'll stay here
Anonymous No.534185263 >>534185679 >>534186218
>>534183874
>>534184395
>>534184656
this is about all you need (shield reflect is nice but I've barely used shield at all the last dozen games, which also means I dont guard counter unless I know its a very specific attack that wont completely kill my stamina while I 2h block with my weapon)
If I could get perfect rolls, I'd replace sleep resist obviously with damage gives defense and poise or another attack if they stack, and instead of frost another 2+ phys or the same shit I said above
I wouldn't mind swapping out the reflect damage for ult heal but if I keep the reflect on I would like one of those slots to be the stam on hit regen
Anonymous No.534185281 >>534185719
>>534185024
Banished knights have like .01 poise, if it's not one of their hyperarmor attacks then anything can stagger them. You can reflect block that little stomp they do before they start their combo, and the reflect alone will stagger them out of it entirely. You can sneeze on a banished knight and stagger it.
Anonymous No.534185282 >>534185445 >>534185601 >>534204857
>>534184839
>>534184832
>>534184812
>>534184807
Guardian is just shit, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it, even fromsoft knows it
>all nightfarers are shown fighting in the duos trailer but Guardian because nobody could get fucked to play him so they just show ten seconds of him at the launch of a fresh game on a bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDe4NwHJAEQ
Anonymous No.534185384 >>534185991
>>534183479
>>534183802
he was conserving his energy and resources for the nightlord, the only part of the expedition that matters. maybe when you reach S-tier like sludgeGOD you'll understand
Anonymous No.534185425
>>534185246
lmfao
Anonymous No.534185445 >>534185645 >>534185679
>>534185282
Guardian is dog shit but he's still kinda fun sometimes. There's literally no purpose to having a "tank" in this game with how easy it is.
Anonymous No.534185530
gg goat
Anonymous No.534185578
gg adel and libra
Anonymous No.534185601 >>534186737
>>534185282
oops wrong image but I guess still relevant kek
Anonymous No.534185645
>>534185445
>There's literally no purpose to having a "tank"
basic strat in this game is hitting a boss while he's aggroing your teammate
guardian holds aggro and teammates do damage
Anonymous No.534185679 >>534186346
>>534185263
First paragraph is so objectively incorrect in so many ways that I didnt even open the image to see your shit build.
>>534185445
Dont reply to bait. And the point is he's the only one who can attack while defending. Everyone recognizes this as a strength for ironeye, who can keep up dps while the boss is doing attacks and everyone else is rolling, but no one wants to admit that guardian can block the whole 10 piece combo and reflect it all for decent damage and keeping up stance damage while no one else is attacking.
Anonymous No.534185702 >>534186121 >>534186418 >>534186467
I'll probably start up a new file to redo Guardian's Remembrance later on, but can someone tell me what happens if you choose to Slay the Recluse?
Anonymous No.534185719 >>534186110
>>534185281
literally wrong, r1s from medium weapons and below dont stagger them
Anonymous No.534185760 >>534185862 >>534185880 >>534186509 >>534186520 >>534187317
good?
Anonymous No.534185862 >>534186062
>>534185760
if i see you run this you're getting blocked
Anonymous No.534185880 >>534186062
>>534185760
550
Anonymous No.534185991
>>534185384
Actually I went to the demon hoping I would get a Dex deal so I could use the bow I had back then
Anonymous No.534186062
>>534185862
>>534185880
dam
Anonymous No.534186110
>>534185719
The reflect does.
Anonymous No.534186121
>>534185702
I mean it isn't going to delete her from your game so id assume nothing, you can also go get that relic already at the sign board
Anonymous No.534186218 >>534186346 >>534186448
>>534185263
Just play Raider at this point.
Anonymous No.534186346 >>534186529
>>534185679
how can it be incorrect objectively when its more a statement of historical fact as in I have not used my shield in the last dozen games because I'll just 2h a gold weapon or godslayer gs or something fun like that after 2hing the white halberd day 1

If youre going to use your shield youre going to use a halberd so you might as well use the charged r2 with it, otherwise if you know you're probably going to get a gold weapon from mountaintop or nokleteo or rot woods and you're good with them who gives a shit about a shield when you can get 2 or 3 charged r2 and taking damage gives negation passives + phys and affinity def and poise passives >>534186218
too easy + relics not super perfect
Anonymous No.534186418
>>534185702
It's a fakeout he just swings down on the brooch instead.
Anonymous No.534186447 >>534187108 >>534187108 >>534192639
the secret is raider sucks too
Anonymous No.534186448
>>534186218
not that anon but people play these characters for the theme so I get why someone would wanna play Guardian, it just sucks for everyone else because half the time it feels like the monsters health doubles because hes so shit
Anonymous No.534186467
>>534185702
You can’t play as her anymore
Anonymous No.534186509
>>534185760
desu yes for the cd and restage
middle is mid but okay if its the one that just spawns the gold shit at your feet
Anonymous No.534186520 >>534187242 >>534187423
>>534185760
Swinging your daggers like a rogue is 99% a noobtrap and should only be done either when you're soloing or as a last resort when you have no better weapons or spells or ashes to spam.
Anonymous No.534186529 >>534187156
>>534186346
Because you're shit. Next question.
Anonymous No.534186554
I don't really care what anyone's arguments is just think guardian is fun to play
Anonymous No.534186658 >>534186913
>>534154693
Ok yeah I missed that sorry *slaps your ass* this doesn’t change anything between us though never forget that
Anonymous No.534186737
>>534185601
>Xhe's seething so much that she posted the wrong image
Sour grapes because you can't make Guardian work, lmao.
Anonymous No.534186913
>>534186658
you should've asked for consent but i'll let it slide
Anonymous No.534187108
>>534186447
>>534186447
Not enough people are ready for this conversation. In reality, he's trash against red-eyed enemies (can't tank without Retaliate, so he's just a worse Wylder in that scenario) and his dodge is almost Guardian-tier dogshit. His unique moveset is sluggish dogshi, so you are delegated to jump spamming or block-cancel R1 spamming, or again a worse Wylder in the case of using non-collolsals.
Anonymous No.534187152
>>534185131
trvke
Anonymous No.534187156 >>534187268
>>534186529
okay retard guardian doesn't need a shield his generous hp pool + rally and applying moderate damage and good stance break is perfectly fine instead of waiting for the boss to turn to you and you having to stop attacking to have 2 or 3 relics + passive to mean fuck all
Anonymous No.534187242
>>534186520
Imagine being this wrong.
>R1 when boss is active for quick dodge towards boss and continue pressure
>L1 dual wield when boss' back is turned or staggered for DPS, and FP restore on hits
>Swap to staff when boss does AoE freakout shit and plink it from a distance (or use Glintstone Pebble weapon art if you got the purple magic dagger)
Noon trap is spamming L1 dual daggera 24/7.
Anonymous No.534187268 >>534187843
>>534187156
You don't just wait for the boss to turn to you, you're just shit so you think that. Next question.
Anonymous No.534187317 >>534187820
>>534185760
It's okay if you like dagger rechaining. That low HP heals people is insanely dogshit. It heals like 3hp a second for 20 seconds.
Anonymous No.534187383
Only 10 hours till ED Caligo, hopefully she's not utter shite like Augr
Anonymous No.534187397 >>534187839
>>534185131
Execuckold literally has a dress-outfit, trannies, browns, and edgy weebs all gravitate towards xhim.
Anonymous No.534187423
>>534186520
it's the most fun way to play duchess tho
Anonymous No.534187482 >>534189126
time to update your relics, xeaters
Anonymous No.534187590 >>534187795
I got 2 god rolls and I can’t use them because you retards think I’m cheating
Anonymous No.534187795
>>534187590
post image
Anonymous No.534187820 >>534188214 >>534188587
>>534187317
yea was kinda miffed about the hp stat but i was more into it for the skill cooldown, suppose this would be a better fit?
Anonymous No.534187839 >>534188949 >>534192354
>>534187397
This is just a boogeyman that only people here hyperfixate on. The weebs who love exec just see it as robes, like an edgy samurai.
Anonymous No.534187843 >>534188003 >>534188136
>>534187268
oh yeah surge sprint to the front of the boss, quickly stance, and get one good guard counter off instead of maybe just like getting 2 or 3 charged r2s off in the same amount of time after sauntering up to the boss is awesome cool thanks for the info I guess i've been playing guardian wrong this whole time the last 3 or 4 weeks
Anonymous No.534188003 >>534188136
>>534187843
You dont do that either, you're just shit so that's the best you can think of. If your only defence of your dogshit strat is that its better than some strawman dogshit strat no one with two braincells uses, then you are as shit as I've been saying you are.
Anonymous No.534188136 >>534188313
>>534187843
oh and when I say
>quickly stance
we all know I actually mean
>get dead angled and lose time and hp and pride instead of just attacking the boss and rolling
>>534188003
q up right now you stupid fucking bitch
Anonymous No.534188214
>>534187820
That one is okay too. You know there's a preset one for Duchess in the Jar shop or the signboard, I can't remember, but it's
>Dagger Restage
>Power increased with every evergaol defeated
>Arcane +3
That's a real solid one if you want to go the dagger restage route. Otherwise, the first one you posted is good enough too simply for the character skill cooldown and Dagger restage.
Anonymous No.534188313 >>534188505
>>534188136
What, you going to 1v1 me? Why queue now? And all your strawman ideas for how to play guardian dont make me stupid, it makes you stupid for thinking that's how he's usually played.
Anonymous No.534188472
If you queue into ED Caligo without mountaintops active I'm quitting
Anonymous No.534188505
>>534188313
coward that you are
Anonymous No.534188585
If you queue into ED Caligo without crater active I'm quitting (and you're getting blocked / demoted to D tier)
Anonymous No.534188587 >>534189024
>>534187820
NTA but the cdr is better because more restages are definitely way stronger than having an unreliable way to charge your ult and a measly dex+1

this is what i'm running and every run has been very comfy
Anonymous No.534188910 >>534189246
why are most ed relics so meh?
i only use gnoster's on duchy...
Anonymous No.534188949 >>534190726 >>534192354
>>534187839
>character associated with the Londor dress is a woman from DS3
> Execs' lore is him fusing with a woman
>brown furry
I noticed you tried to pick at straws because you have no argument against the other 2 elements in the room
>the weebs who love exec
Normgroids on social media, you mean? Thier opinions are worse less than nothing.
Anonymous No.534189024 >>534189357
>>534188587
>blood loss
I hate the fact that if you have innate proc relic buff but you don't have its skill, it takes much longer to proc shit with basic attacks on duchess
Anonymous No.534189126
>>534187482
Did they fix that inaccurate garbage yet? It implies that EDS shop relics are impossible, like the green Two-Hand stance damage, initial standard attack, poise +3 relic for example.
Anonymous No.534189246 >>534189407 >>534189903
>>534188910
I like ED Horse on Rev because it makes her claws and Wraith Bell do more damage, plus it makes her ult come back really fast.
Anonymous No.534189357 >>534189765
>>534189024
the blood usually procs with 1 full R1 chain in my experience, heck even 3-4 hits and a restage is usually enough to trigger it on non-red bosses/most elite enemies

i like it because it makes level 1 and 2 way easier to play, sometimes i keep it until level 7 if i can't find anything worth using
Anonymous No.534189407 >>534189669
>>534189246
>claws
the game says it's a fist...
Anonymous No.534189669 >>534189994
>>534189407
It is a fist, technically, but I will always call them Rev's claws.
Anonymous No.534189738
>>534076274
Anonymous No.534189765 >>534190431
>>534189357
what's better overall, frostbite or bleed?
Anonymous No.534189903 >>534190559
>>534189246
How does it improve that damage
Anonymous No.534189936 >>534190063 >>534190120 >>534190219 >>534192421
why are Wylders like this
Anonymous No.534189994 >>534190559
>>534189669
sure but the funny thing is they won't work with "recover fp upon claw attack" relics despite them being called cursed CLAWS
Anonymous No.534190063
>>534189936
training for the int/fth respec relic
Anonymous No.534190089 >>534190997
>all this guardian talk
some people just like to play no damage tanks hell quinn because famous while playing no damage tanks
Anonymous No.534190090
>>534175430
based plus triggered the birdjeets
>>534174547
talk like a human
Anonymous No.534190120
>>534189936
>sorcery wylder
let me guess, sludgeGOD
Anonymous No.534190219 >>534190975
>>534189936
>most souls
>best kit
God damn you got smoked at your own game kiddo
Anonymous No.534190346
>>534173248
I shitpost from work but I’m smart actually
>>534170158
Kek image
>>534168730
>image
I know what you are, /trash/fag
Anonymous No.534190412
>>534168121
Meds retard
>>534163334
And then afterwards giving Mickey the D!
Anonymous No.534190431
>>534189765
both are good? if you have both, your personal DPS during the early game would be really high.

as a fun fact i used to have chilling mist on my 3rd relic... but i value the stamina heal on successful attacks more because it's very easy to run out of stamina while spamming R1s/L1s, and if you don't have enough stam for a dodge, 80%~100% of your healthbar goes down the drain in one hit
Anonymous No.534190559 >>534190805
>>534189903
It's the part that's like "improves affinity attack damage" or whatever. Since her claws do magic damage and the bell is whatever damage, it makes it stronger. It's not by a ton, but sometimes I want to bell for a bit.
>>534189994
So cursed.
Anonymous No.534190570
gg horse
Anonymous No.534190576
>>534157469
>>534157567
anyone playing cuckdivers deserves what assfucking they get from the retarded devs
Anonymous No.534190726 >>534195145
>>534188949
Whatever, cope and seethe.
Anonymous No.534190743
>>534154337
you dont have sex and never will and neither will anyone else here
Anonymous No.534190754
>>534155749
>twitter the only place
Evidently not silly groid
Anonymous No.534190805 >>534190924
>>534190559
So you dont actually have to add an affinity for the boost? If it's on the weapon by default it will be boosted?
Anonymous No.534190840 >>534190937 >>534190956 >>534191045
whats the point of the legendary passive effect from malenias katana if its literally on a common relic effect too
Anonymous No.534190924
>>534190805
Seems that way! I don't know why or how, but I saw some video point it out and I tried it and it worked so I guess that's how it works.,
Anonymous No.534190937 >>534191061
>>534190840
its a more powerful version of it
Anonymous No.534190956 >>534191045 >>534191061
>>534190840
They stack.
Anonymous No.534190975
>>534190219
>most souls
i actually wish it worked like that
Anonymous No.534190997
>>534190089
fucking quin. i swear to god. i used to think it was all an act and he's surely not that retarded. but he is. he is that retarded.
Anonymous No.534191045
>>534190840
it's a better version of it
>>534190956
they don't, or at least the spreadsheet claims it doesn't
Anonymous No.534191061
>>534190956
>>534190937
Anonymous No.534191069 >>534191558 >>534195624
When new boss?
Anonymous No.534191129 >>534191191
does "improved affinity attack power" only work on weapons or does it improve spells as well?
Anonymous No.534191191
>>534191129
Its "improved added affinity", so no.
Anonymous No.534191292
Rounds up.
Exclusive to Night of the Lord, Golden Dew, and Dark Night of the Champion.
Does not affect sorceries/incants.
Works for any elemental damage on weapon, not just weapon buffs
Anonymous No.534191456
>>534154576
I look like that
>>534154653
Its not just play with randoms
Anonymous No.534191505 >>534191620
gg jelly sorry about the dumb rooftop shenanigans should really have just retreated during the rain
Anonymous No.534191558
>>534191069
like 9 hours
Anonymous No.534191620
>>534191505
i cringed so hard when you did that, gonna have to block you sorry
Anonymous No.534191795 >>534191896 >>534194691
Why do chinks love fromsoft so much anyway
Don't they hate japs
Anonymous No.534191896
>>534191795
They're just tsundere
Anonymous No.534191960 >>534192087
I like being headpat as a revenant
Anonymous No.534192072 >>534192119
gg on libra
Anonymous No.534192087
>>534191960
Me too. I do little fancy spins and everyone pats my head.
Anonymous No.534192119
>>534192072
geegee
Anonymous No.534192134
>>534185024
eagles dont have dicks silly raj better luck next time
Anonymous No.534192138
>>534182173
Why would that be him
>>534184062
My thoughts exactly glad someone else picked up on that
>>534185117
Don’t come back or else
Anonymous No.534192150 >>534192197
gg horse
Anonymous No.534192197
>>534192150
gg
Anonymous No.534192198
GG vs pony m9ies!
Anonymous No.534192354 >>534192472
>>534184989
the brown skirt wearing character obviously
>>534187839
it doesn’t matter β€œwhat they see it as” the fact of the matter is that’s what it is >>534188949
truth
Anonymous No.534192421 >>534192813
>>534189936
face it wylder is better mage than you
Anonymous No.534192472 >>534194867
>>534192354
If you're talking about what kind of people play a class, it does matter what they see it as. Cope.
Anonymous No.534192639
>>534186447
I had to stop playing raider because it felt near-impossible to die and every boss was just a stagger-stancebreak loop
Anonymous No.534192676 >>534192821
>>534185131
>>534185236
wrong cuck posts
Anonymous No.534192706
>>534180405
It is a nice view. Where’d you take this from? Don’t jump or anything haha
Anonymous No.534192813
>>534192421
"Better mage"
FP bar smaller than HP or stamina
Anonymous No.534192821
>>534192676
you're the cuck
Anonymous No.534192876
shittycuck melty
Anonymous No.534193754 >>534194270
why are revenant players still not legally required to suck off every other player in the group IRL?!!!
Anonymous No.534193824 >>534193906
Sorry Flockbro/Raider, I don't know why my net is being dogshit today. Got some funny clips out of that shitshow at least.
Anonymous No.534193906 >>534194760
>>534193824
Anonymous No.534194270 >>534194468 >>534194695 >>534194727 >>534195069 >>534196602 >>534198739 >>534216407
>>534193754
If you drop starlight shards, I kiss the head of the dildo I have on my desk and say thank you. Does that count?
Anonymous No.534194468 >>534194727
>>534194270
This is why I dont play with /erg/
Anonymous No.534194691
>>534191795
They do but its not like their own game industry is exactly thriving so they take what they can get
Anonymous No.534194695 >>534194859
>>534194270
damn... that's pretty hot
Anonymous No.534194720
Is it true that there are leaked future outfits? What do we get, and what do you think of them?
Anonymous No.534194727
>>534194270
>>534194468
If you drop starlight shards, i kill a jew.
Anonymous No.534194760
>>534193906
>ruins your screenshot
Nothing personal.
Anonymous No.534194778
gg trip wylds
Anonymous No.534194859
>>534194695
Thank you~
Anonymous No.534194867 >>534195125
>>534192472
no, it doesn't. if a group of retards earnestly believe 2 + 2 equals 5, they'd still be wrong. not to mention you have no proof of that. i could easily say they play him because they're closeted homosexuals.
Anonymous No.534195069 >>534195339 >>534198739
>>534194270
This, but I nuzzle it and run my lips up and down the side.
Anonymous No.534195125 >>534198064 >>534198109
>>534194867
Hey, dumbass, the question isn't what does 2+2 equal, the question is what type of person thinks 2+2=5, and the answer is retards. You thinking the answer is wrong doesn't change anything. And it doesn't matter if the exec skin is yuriel or not, it matters what the people who play exec think it is.
Anonymous No.534195145
>>534190726
Concession accepted hood weeb.
Anonymous No.534195265 >>534195794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL72P0K93Z8
Anonymous No.534195339 >>534197192 >>534198739
>>534195069
I wish I could have a setup that slaps me in the face with the soft silicon one I have whenever someone pings. Throating it while downed and kissing it when I get a drop isn't degrading enough for me.
Anonymous No.534195439 >>534195895
>huh, you want me to buy you starlight shards? beg for it.
Anonymous No.534195624 >>534196406
>>534191069
Anonymous No.534195794 >>534196079
>>534195265
https://youtu.be/V7KvC-Hsiqk
Anonymous No.534195857 >>534196079
I saw some Duchess slander in a previous thread, and it needs to be said, she has the prettiest face and lips of the 3 girls and the best sculpted lips I've seen on a vidya character in a while. Some amerigroids also said she has no ass when she has a athletic tight ass as seen in her thief skin. She's also the main heroine, remember you place hussies.
Anonymous No.534195895
>>534195439
Yes sir
Anonymous No.534196060 >>534196643
geeg

AHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE SCHIZO ROUTING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.534196079
>>534195794
What did xhe mean by this

>>534195857
your*
Anonymous No.534196406
>>534195624
primates can do whatever they want, you racist
Anonymous No.534196602 >>534196890 >>534197048 >>534198739
>>534194270
>the dildo I have on my desk
Anonymous No.534196636 >>534197206
GG vs pony!
Anonymous No.534196643 >>534197790
>>534196060
>right babe
do me a favor and check his steam profile
Anonymous No.534196890 >>534197149 >>534198739
>>534196602
It's essential transcore, please be patient with sisters.
Anonymous No.534197026 >>534197316
gg horse
Anonymous No.534197048 >>534197741 >>534197835 >>534198118 >>534198739
>>534196602
It's got a little suction cup on the back that I stick to my desk, and it's just soft enough that it drops towards my face while still standing up. Basically any multiplayer game I play, I bet sure to kiss it and say thank you when someone praises me or saves me or something
Anonymous No.534197091 >>534197316
gg horse
Anonymous No.534197149 >>534197447 >>534198739
>>534196890
That's not transcore or anything that's just more disgusting than even what wow players keep on their desk
Anonymous No.534197192 >>534197581 >>534198739
>>534195339
each time you get downed that's one hour in a chastity cage
Anonymous No.534197206
>>534196636
gg, i thoight we were fighting libra so I ended up doing 0 damage with me holy halberd
oh well
Anonymous No.534197237 >>534197443 >>534197642
Why do you sometimes get more than 5 Sovereign Sigils?
Anonymous No.534197253 >>534197354 >>534197924
great stuff
Anonymous No.534197316
>>534197026
>>534197091
horse gg
Anonymous No.534197354 >>534197617
>>534197253
only now do i see why i matched up with so many starscourge users at malenia's
Anonymous No.534197386 >>534205868
Would a Boss Rush mod be possible for Nightreign?
Anonymous No.534197443
>>534197237
The devs secretly measure your skill level and reward you accordingly. Like dodging attacks with the last possible i-frames so you recover and can attack faster desu. To a pleb it looks completely random but I get 7 every time.
Anonymous No.534197447 >>534198739
>>534197149
>coping on behalf of troons
They keep all sorts of overtly girly shit on their desks to cope. What are you talking about? Dildos included.
Anonymous No.534197581 >>534197835 >>534198118 >>534198251 >>534198739
>>534197192
>hour
That's weak. One day per bar, thats 6 days if I get 3 bar downed. Plus I deep throat the dildo the entire time I'm downed.
Anonymous No.534197617
>>534197354
i think starscourge is the strongest weapon you can find that isnt marias buff. that first attack is all you need.
Anonymous No.534197642
>>534197237
I assume it's based on the number of times you beat them in a row
Anonymous No.534197741 >>534197865
>>534197048
that is so brave and powerful
Anonymous No.534197790 >>534198287
>>534196643
what the fuck
absolutely not
Anonymous No.534197816
2/3 for all bosses
Anonymous No.534197835
>>534197581
>>534197048
This game shouldn't have launched with female characters.
Anonymous No.534197865
>>534197741
Thank you~
Anonymous No.534197920 >>534198053
>he doesn't deepthroat his dildo
blocked
Anonymous No.534197924 >>534198169
>>534197253
Two fucking weirdos
Anonymous No.534198053 >>534198890
>>534197920
That Rev meme is literally me
Anonymous No.534198064 >>534198250
>>534195125
>the question isn't what does 2+2 equal, the question is what type of person thinks 2+2=5, and the answer is retards
is this your idea of a rebuttal? you are literally agreeing with me and you are genuinely the most brain dead poster in this thread. i also didn't say anything about yuriel, the fact of the matyer isn't that its objectively a skirt, no amount of mental gymnastics is going to change that, and like i said, the people who play it thinks it's a skirt because they're closeted homosexuals. you have zero way of disproving this. no more attention for you now. cope.
Anonymous No.534198109 >>534198250
>>534195125
You need to kill yourself for the sake of the human race. Actual mental invalid. This is the average Executor player I suppose.
Anonymous No.534198118
>>534197581
>>534197048
Anonymous No.534198169
>>534197924
I see 3.
Anonymous No.534198250 >>534198613
>>534198064
>>534198109
I'm sorry you cant follow a basic converdation.
Anonymous No.534198251 >>534198421
>>534197581
no offense to you, i hope you are enjoying yourself but i hope i never reach that level of degeneracy, and get a girlfriend before i fall too far into the masochistic rabbit hole. this fetish didn't start for me until after i lost hope for women loving me and i feel awful every time i indulge it but i feel too worthless to even be able to fantasize about the thing i want because i feel like i'm not good enough.
Anonymous No.534198287
>>534197790
yup
you played with an overweight troon prostitute buddy
Anonymous No.534198306
>>534180818
your name gets censored btw, Mr Beas***an
Anonymous No.534198421 >>534198720
>>534198251
I suck plenty of dick, I'm not a sad virgin. I do that stuff because it's fun and I like to.
Anonymous No.534198524 >>534198632 >>534198641 >>534198759 >>534198917 >>534200545 >>534202537
Why does this guardian do this every game?
Anonymous No.534198571 >>534198658
wtf why does lava hurt so much in this game compared to base ER
Anonymous No.534198613
>>534198250
There's nothing there to justify your retardation. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.534198632
>>534198524
because we're beautiful
Anonymous No.534198641
>>534198524
He's giving you time to catch your breath and recover from throating your dildo before the fight
Anonymous No.534198658
>>534198571
Why is blocking complete dogshit here as opposed to base Elden Ring?
Anonymous No.534198720
>>534198421
i'm a sad virgin :c
Anonymous No.534198739 >>534198919 >>534199265 >>534220616
>>534194270
>>534195069
>>534195339
>>534196602
>>534197048
>>534196890
>>534197149
>>534197192
>>534197447
>>534197581
Worst posts in months. You should be deeply ashamed of yourselves as human beings.
Anonymous No.534198759
>>534198524
Because he saw it on reddit and thought it was cool to waste peoples time with
Anonymous No.534198890 >>534199183
>>534198053
what rev meme?
Anonymous No.534198917
>>534198524
>why do indians do [thing]?
divining their thought processes (if you can even call it that) is a futile endeavor
Anonymous No.534198919
>>534198739
If you play with erg the chances that I've kissed the head and thanked you is pretty high
Anonymous No.534198981 >>534199142 >>534204003
>eating spicy food again knowing full well that my gut will explode in a few hours
nightfarers for this feel?
Anonymous No.534199142 >>534199265
>>534198981
Ummmmmm whichever is the most retarded one
Anonymous No.534199183
>>534198890
This one, but the other one
Anonymous No.534199223
q all bosses rq
gotta go after a quick game
Anonymous No.534199265
>>534199142
Raider
>>534198739
Westoids hands typed those posts.
Anonymous No.534199293 >>534199365 >>534199392 >>534205297 >>534205454 >>534205575
>Realizing why that Revenant paused for a moment before picking up something I gave her.
Anonymous No.534199365
>>534199293
Do you look like this?
Anonymous No.534199392
>>534199293
Thank you~
Anonymous No.534199515 >>534199582 >>534199680
aight this is getting pretty fucking gay im heading back to the queue
Anonymous No.534199525
>Are you winning, son?
Anonymous No.534199582
>>534199515
i want degenerates to fuck off
i want thread IDs so fucking bad, man
Anonymous No.534199680
>>534199515
All I have to do you get the queue more active is fagpost? That's a win-win
Anonymous No.534199835 >>534200086 >>534205454
2/3 giga jellyfish
Anonymous No.534200086
>>534199835
queuing up
Anonymous No.534200545
>>534198524
Farming the aura
Anonymous No.534200697 >>534201267
>Trannys shitposting with PSN

Shazam won that is all
Anonymous No.534201267
>>534200697
I play PC tho
Anonymous No.534202206
I only play female nightfarers despite being a heterosexual white male
Anonymous No.534202537
>>534198524
It's a thing the sisters do. Anons here always make fun of them.
Anonymous No.534202557
>I only play female nightfarers despite being a heterosexual white male
Heh. Same bestie but uh
Anonymous No.534202762 >>534202853 >>534202967
very good
Anonymous No.534202853
>>534202762
Another lag-free kino run.
Anonymous No.534202967 >>534203116
>>534202762
gg bow squad, Loretta's Greatbow/Mastery is probably my favorite sorcery
Anonymous No.534203110 >>534204484
Why is /erg/ filled with discord trannies now? What went wrong?
Anonymous No.534203116 >>534203287 >>534203341
>>534202967
How did I look on your end? Was I sliding? And you guys were having a schizophrenic episode after breaking the demon's curse, there was nothing there!
Anonymous No.534203287 >>534210728
>>534203116
There was a tad of teleporting and boss spazzing but nothing crazy
Anonymous No.534203341 >>534210728
>>534203116
Nothing noticeable for me but we managed to open 1 steel chest twice at the start so the lag actually help for once.
Anonymous No.534203380 >>534203772 >>534203979
what nightfarers would you or would you not use Improved [weapon type], relic effects
Anonymous No.534203772
>>534203380
only revvy I can think of that is kinda useless.
Anonymous No.534203840 >>534203953
what bosses maek you wanna eep?
Anonymous No.534203883 >>534203923 >>534205184
Anonymous No.534203920
>>534150895
Why is that impressive
Anonymous No.534203923
>>534203883
>trooncord lobby
Anonymous No.534203953
>>534203840
maris ed
Anonymous No.534203979
>>534203380
Doesn't work with staves/seals, unless you're including improved [spell school]
Anonymous No.534203980
gg horse
Anonymous No.534204003
>>534198981
executor because of his tenacity lmao
Anonymous No.534204484
>>534203110
Hunting season is coming up. Target practice is important.
Anonymous No.534204509 >>534205454 >>534206453 >>534209882
>when bro chooses revenant instead of raider
Anonymous No.534204550 >>534204784 >>534205575 >>534208480
I miss Gigadel so much. Augur is trash and horse is cool but way too easy. Adel was just kino in every way.
Anonymous No.534204616
>>534162419
I used to fucking love these things. Haven’t had one in forever. It’s like they don’t sell them anymore.
Anonymous No.534204784 >>534205575 >>534205793
>>534204550
Hopefully Gigadel replaces fulghor as the second ED, if Caligo is shit I dont want to be stuck with Moth for a week
Anonymous No.534204857
>>534185282
Trvth
Anonymous No.534205004
1/3 that’s me
Anonymous No.534205112
seamless lobby?
Anonymous No.534205184
>>534203883
cute upskirt
Anonymous No.534205297
>>534199293
sex with femcels
Anonymous No.534205454
>>534199293
>>534199835
>>534204509
Do you look like this? If so, will you add me on steam and please date me?
Anonymous No.534205575
>>534199293
You were unwittingly used by someone to pleasure themselves carnally, you're basically rape victim now

>>534204784
>>534204550
It would be heinous if it was Caligo + Augur and Caligo becomes another gimmicky flop I'd go back to complete my evergrowing backlog. I have a feeling its going to create structures out of ice where you have to climb and get to the top for a big attack like that dragon in DS3.
Anonymous No.534205607
im gonna keep queuing up until my caffeine crash knocks me out
Anonymous No.534205793
>>534204784
Maris+Fulghor (two Lightning-weak bosses)
Caligo+Gnoster (two Fire-weak bosses)
it would make sense unfortunately
Anonymous No.534205868 >>534206234
>>534197386
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/141
you can teleport straight to the fight but you're limited to only what you can get from the item box and sparring ground menu: no choice on weapons' effects/ashes/upgrades, other stuff like item pouches and active effects
Anonymous No.534206234
>>534205868
>- Fixed surge sprint not consuming stamina in Nightlord battles
Finally. Though it looks like they gave up on making this actually polished which is fair enough
Anonymous No.534206381 >>534206538 >>534207945
2/3 fulghor
Anonymous No.534206453
>>534204509
Both of those are a scam. I've been using fitbod and it's giving results.
Anonymous No.534206538
>>534206381
im eating dinner
Anonymous No.534206772 >>534213397
>>534179998
looks like a glitch/lag tbqh never seen that
Anonymous No.534206914
>>534185024
the halberd tornado also stunlocks banished knights, and unlike extended skill duration, actually increases your halberd damage by a good amount.
Anonymous No.534207780 >>534215643
>still have ed maris games where sub 70 IQ retards don't know to pick up the storm ruler
jesus christ, browns need to be sent to mars
Anonymous No.534207921 >>534208035 >>534208180 >>534210835
bros... power of house marais disappears on death... also allegedly disappears if you press the open door button instead of walking up to the door and waiting
Anonymous No.534207945 >>534208232
>>534206381
I'm working
Anonymous No.534208035 >>534208242
>>534207921
buff stacks disappear when you force open the door yes. also applies to gaolslop
Anonymous No.534208036
GG wylders. Did the Jew game scammed us? Did the Power of House Marais give us "the power" or no?
Anonymous No.534208180
>>534207921
it disappears on reload like all buffs
Anonymous No.534208232 >>534215614
>>534207945
But it's nearly 9 in the evening?
Anonymous No.534208242 >>534208371 >>534208382
>>534208035
What? Gaol buff doesn't disappear on death, why would it disappear at the door?
Anonymous No.534208371
>>534208242
Nothing disappears on death. if it did its a glitch
Anonymous No.534208382 >>534208594
>>534208242
Anything that has a counter disappears on door reset.
Anonymous No.534208480
>>534204550
Gigadel and Gigahorse together was the best lineup so far
Anonymous No.534208594 >>534208670
>>534208382
>door reset
Are you talking about force opening the door at the boss?
Anonymous No.534208670
>>534208594
ye
Anonymous No.534208678 >>534209119 >>534209528 >>534215876
Anonymous No.534209119 >>534209341 >>534209528 >>534209826 >>534215876
>>534208678
I hope the DLC brings us more hot and cute nightfarer girls
Anonymous No.534209341
>>534209119
You need more than Executor?
Anonymous No.534209528 >>534209715
>>534208678
>>534209119
I want a nightfarer femboy who wears high heels
Anonymous No.534209715 >>534209835 >>534209990
>>534209528
Anonymous No.534209826
>>534209119
new jobs will be
loli perfumer
butch lesbian dry leaf
femboy backhand blade
Anonymous No.534209835 >>534210128
>>534209715
This retard doesnt think faggots exist
Anonymous No.534209882 >>534210669 >>534210793 >>534211827
>>534204509
What anime is this from? Looks like she is wearing a Parasite Eve shirt.
Anonymous No.534209990 >>534210128 >>534215837
>>534209715
Weird image
Anonymous No.534210128 >>534210250 >>534212328 >>534212467 >>534215837
>>534209835
>let's cater to a small loud minority of annoying fags
Thankfully, it's a JPN game, so straight dudes get catered to first, fag.

>>534209990
>homos calling anyone else "weird"
That worked out in Kamela's campaign, didn't it?
Anonymous No.534210250
>>534210128
You seem upset
Anonymous No.534210295
gg adel
Anonymous No.534210429 >>534210504
gg adel wylder
Also not sorry for blowing you up at the first fort guardian, next time dont steal all the shards in the Rise you greedy bastard
Anonymous No.534210504
>>534210429
based guardian
Anonymous No.534210669 >>534210773 >>534210970 >>534211827 >>534221026
>>534209882
Parasite Eve enjoyer? Oh gosh. I love those games so much, even 3rd Birthday which was super fun gameplay wise. I wore my hair like Aya all throughout high school thinking it made me look cool. It didn't
Anonymous No.534210728 >>534210891 >>534210919 >>534211017 >>534211084
>>534203287
>>534203341
>Nothing crazy
Meanwhile, on my end...
Anonymous No.534210770
After going back and fighting regular Fulghor, i can confidently say they changed some of his timings on Phase 1 ED compared to Phase 2 Normal
Anonymous No.534210773
>>534210669
no one asked about your life story troon
Anonymous No.534210784 >>534210874 >>534211256
gg edmaris lads
lost my shit when wyrm did his charge 6 times
Anonymous No.534210793
>>534209882
tranny the cock
Anonymous No.534210835
>>534207921
Small independent developer pls understand
Anonymous No.534210874
>>534210784
bro that's why i started ping spamming LMFAO i counted 9 fucking times when i started the fight that shit was bonkers
gg lads
Anonymous No.534210891
>>534210728
Most useful ironeye main.
Anonymous No.534210919
>>534210728
let me guess, pirated version?
Anonymous No.534210970 >>534211619 >>534221026
>>534210669
I liked tha era of FF and I'm a big Resident Evil fan so yeah I liked PE 1 and 2, although I've never played the PSP game.
Anonymous No.534211017
>>534210728
i had this happen to me when margit spawned. all i could do was buff and heal cause i couldnt do shit to him i imagine
Anonymous No.534211084 >>534211681
>>534210728
oh so thats why you were just kinda standing around, thought you didn't want to fight libra or something
Anonymous No.534211114 >>534211275 >>534211304 >>534211378 >>534215413 >>534215663
New character just leaked, it's hard to navigate the chinese websites but if you google images "yarrak" he'll show up and you can see translated images
Seems like he gets ropes and some sort of iron skin ability
Anonymous No.534211256
>>534210784
If you're Ironcuck, Raider, or Wylder ALWAYS save your ult to stagger him for when he starts sperging out. He CAN do this and it will waste half of your fucking day.
Anonymous No.534211275
>>534211114
Ropes?
Anonymous No.534211304
>>534211114
>if you google images "yarrak" he'll show up
dont do this it makes mustard gas
Anonymous No.534211358
Anonymous No.534211378
>>534211114
your bait might work if yarrak was a remotely Chinese sounding word
Anonymous No.534211592 >>534217615
Anonymous No.534211619 >>534211827 >>534212626
>>534210970
Me too. That era was peak. I didn't realize how blessed we were to be getting games every year. 3rd Birthday is weird both story wise and gameplay wise, but once I gave it an honest shot, I found it to be really fun. It becomes sort of like a puzzle combat game of figuring out who's body you need to hijack. The aesthetic to that game also reminds me of AI Limit. Also I need another Bouncer game.

Have you seen .45 PARABELLUM BLOODHOUND? It looks like the same combat as PE1 so I'm so hyped for it.
Anonymous No.534211681
>>534211084
I'd never sandbag like that, and I would have gotten hit if he were there for me.

Turns out the Xbox app on PC will just please itself and download games/updates whenever it wants, despite the app not being open in the background, which is what was causing connection spikes. Gears of War Reloaded is was it was downloading despite not being out until the end of the month
Anonymous No.534211730
2/3 for all bosses
Anonymous No.534211814
Anonymous No.534211827 >>534212615 >>534212626 >>534216275 >>534221026
>>534209882
>>534210669
>>534211619
3rd Birthday enjoyers should try Slitterhead.
Anonymous No.534212064 >>534234747
Anonymous No.534212274
Raider darkness cosplay when??
Anonymous No.534212328
>>534210128
Retard alert. Companies want everyone to play their game, not just one big demographic. So they make a bimbo, and a punk bitch, and a mommy, and a femboy, and so whoever you want to fuck there's something for you in the game. Fucking obviously.
Anonymous No.534212467
>>534210128
>Thankfully, it's a JPN game, so straight dudes get catered to first, fag.
Are you new to life or just retarded? JPN made the concept of the femboy popular in the west
Anonymous No.534212547
i dont want to lug out my ps4 goddamn it
Anonymous No.534212615 >>534213647
>>534211827
Oh wow! That looks so cool. Thank you anon. I've been in the mood for some spooky monster gore kinda games.
Anonymous No.534212626 >>534213195 >>534213429 >>534213647 >>534221026
>>534211619
I was a little young but I was lucky enough to grow up with the PS2 and caught the tail-end of PS1 but mainly played PS1 stuff on my PS2 and so on.

>Have you seen 45 PARABELLUM BLOODHOUND?
No but I will have to check that game out. Another one I'm looking forward to is 'Gunmental Gothic', it looks like a bloodborne-esque PS1 demake. So basically Nightmare Creatures aesthetic.


>>534211827
I got a physical Collector's Edition for that from playasia, have yet to get around to playing it though. Looks like jankino.
Anonymous No.534213142 >>534213447
2/3 caligo
Anonymous No.534213195
>>534212626
>Sukeban Games
cursed
Anonymous No.534213340 >>534213929
Is he okay?
Anonymous No.534213397
>>534206772
i tried freezing the puppet in the roundtable hold but never got to 2
maybe it takes multiple players...?
Anonymous No.534213429 >>534217386 >>534221026
>>534212626
>I was a little young
Aw, baby~
>Gunmetal Gothic
It looks so good. The fact that it's co-op as well is really neat. These PS1/N64 styled games with good FPS and no blurry draw distance are so comfy to play. I hope someone makes another Fear Effect style game in that manner.
Anonymous No.534213447
>>534213142
I'm not playing that trash
Anonymous No.534213647 >>534216275
>>534212615
Hell yeah anon.

>>534212626
Absolute jankino. Sequel seems to be underway too, Bokeh has been staffing up on artists and stuff and the game ends open endedly enough to support one.
Anonymous No.534213850 >>534214137 >>534214154
didnt know radahn bow r2 did so much damage wtf
Anonymous No.534213929
>>534213340
if it hits one of the 3 rock pillars his charge stops
Anonymous No.534214137
>>534213850
If you have a Raider or Wylder, give them Lion Greatbow and you will stunlock many bosses.
Anonymous No.534214154 >>534214285 >>534214813
>>534213850
it does even in base ER if you have stats and talismans for it. it took me only 9 arrows to kill Bayle at a decent scadu level.

rain of arrows in general is extremely strong in NR, but it really pops off when you have fp restored on hit (for EVERY hit) and a weapon buff which also applies to every hit
Anonymous No.534214285 >>534214558 >>534214959
>>534214154
You can't buff Lion Greatbow.
Anonymous No.534214558 >>534214650
>>534214285
Why?
Anonymous No.534214631 >>534216478
I have to urgently use the rest room, point me to the nearest Raider's chest.
Anonymous No.534214650
>>534214558
Probably because it would be too good. I just know you can't, I once had the chance to buff it with frozen armament and it wouldn't let me. Grease won't work either.
Anonymous No.534214665
There's not a single good boss you can fight in the day except libra. They made a game about speed but most of the bosses they brought back are dogshit especially because they're massive stallers.
Anonymous No.534214701 >>534214926 >>534214986 >>534215040 >>534217386
First time trying this, will it work
Anonymous No.534214813 >>534215051 >>534215230
>>534214154
there is no heavy attack for greatbows in base ER
Anonymous No.534214926
>>534214701
>1038x584
What the hellllll
Anonymous No.534214959
>>534214285
the second line in my post implies a different, more general statement, anon
Anonymous No.534214986
>>534214701
>1038x584
>30 seconds of literally nothing
very cute retarded noob post
Anonymous No.534215040
>>534214701
So glad it worked well and looked exactly as it does in game for me
Anonymous No.534215051 >>534215138
>>534214813
yes there is and obviously i was using radahn's rain and not just attacking
Anonymous No.534215138
>>534215051
sorry i misread
Anonymous No.534215230
>>534214813
The "heavy" attack is using the 2nd type of arrow you have equipped
Anonymous No.534215413
>>534211114
Kill yourself shitty troon
Anonymous No.534215614 >>534216447
>>534208232
aggressively brown thirdie post
Anonymous No.534215643
>>534207780
Why the hell would we send them to the next frontier they need to be launched into the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy
Anonymous No.534215663
>>534211114
Turkroach moment
Anonymous No.534215837 >>534216618 >>534217851
>>534209990
Its accurate is what it is
>>534210128
The post that struck nerves everywhere...
Anonymous No.534215876
>>534208678
Made for threesomes with a certain pita bread baker
>>534209119
We won’t we’ll get some generic slop character that plays functionally the same as the others and looks silly
Anonymous No.534216227 >>534216407 >>534217960 >>534220414
LMAO revenant players when getting starlight shards dropped be like
https://files.catbox.moe/pqw78m.png
Anonymous No.534216275 >>534223239
>>534211827
>>534213647
They went the wrong direction with Slitter imo it should have been something more conventional with The Thing-like setup they were going for but maybe I’ll get it on sale or something
Anonymous No.534216331
>play solo or with erg
>apply mark
>pop it in a few seconds
>reapply
>repeat

>play with randoms
>apply mark
>have to reapply before it wears off or it will never pop

Sometimes when matches are like this i step back and see what my teammates are doing.
Had a recluses just pacing around out of bosses' reach just healing herself and then doing multiple out-of-fp animations in a row. She had a whole inventory of seals and staves but only wanted to heal herself or use magic cocktail.
Anonymous No.534216407 >>534217995
>>534216227
>>534194270
Anonymous No.534216447 >>534216727
>>534215614
Western Europe is thirdie?
Anonymous No.534216478
>>534214631
Wow, I look like cavalry like that, that’s so weird…
Anonymous No.534216618 >>534220171
>>534215837
Wrong
Anonymous No.534216727 >>534217889
>>534216447
no, but indonesia is
Anonymous No.534216832 >>534217075
Anonymous No.534217075 >>534222479
>>534216832
reddit skin
Anonymous No.534217341 >>534217458 >>534217696
gg bullying libra, really spoilt for choice that run in terms of seals
Anonymous No.534217386 >>534217516 >>534218498 >>534218957 >>534221305
>>534213429
Anon I'm 29, basicly the same age as RE as a franchise. Cougar femanon looking for a YUNG BVLL?

>>534214701
Early YouTube kino resolution
Anonymous No.534217458
>>534217341
gg
Anonymous No.534217516
>>534217386
>29
>young
Sir, this is a video game board.
Anonymous No.534217615
>>534211592
Imouto
Anonymous No.534217696
>>534217341
Revebunnies deserve to be spoiled
Anonymous No.534217851 >>534218276 >>534220171
>>534215837
>post something blatantly untrue or retarded
>anons call you retarded
>"DURR TOUCHED A NERVE EH"
Anonymous No.534217889 >>534219743
>>534216727
Actually retard
Anonymous No.534217960 >>534218134 >>534218360 >>534219424
>>534216227
>be me
>play revenant
>0 FP relics
>get 2 shards from a rise
>get 4 from merchant
>spam lightning bolt at fulghor
>fulghor dies, only 1 shard used
im convinced FP issue is a skill issue and the reason revenant is seen as bad is because her skill floor is higher than the "meta" characters.
Anonymous No.534217995
>>534216407
That's basically exactly how I queue, except I'm blonde and usually I'm just wearing panties and my cage
Anonymous No.534218134 >>534218202 >>534220414
>>534217960
I was referencing the anon in this thread that said they kiss a dildo when erg anons drop items for them when I genned that image
Anonymous No.534218202
>>534218134
You genned it for me? Wow, thank you
Anonymous No.534218263
lots of anti-rev falseflagging today
Anonymous No.534218276
>>534217851
Seethe.
Anonymous No.534218360
>>534217960
Pretty much, Revenant has the highest FP so unless you're retarded and spamming meme spells you'll only use 1 - 2 shards 99% of the time
Anonymous No.534218498 >>534218957 >>534221665
>>534217386
Awww, you really are baby. Late 20s is my favorite. The fire of youth hasn't faded yet, still not sure what they want. A gentle guiding hand and a soft place for them to lay their head is all they need.
Anonymous No.534218607 >>534220414 >>534220895
You will give her an many shards as she wants.
Anonymous No.534218901 >>534219468
>end of day 2 just before rain closes level 13
>raider pings Libra
>start running to Libra to pay him off
>raider runs to church in other direction first
>pay off Libra, check map to see what raider is doing
>hes fighting at a ruin near church
>ok well i need a smithing stone 2 for my weapon so im going to go do that
>raider comes down to libra and starts fighting him in the rain, dies
>i start going back to help him
>he goes back and dies again
>raider leaves the game
i totally get it that he thought he would do a super efficient church and lesser ruin boss grab as he looped to libra but #1 you should be pinging where you are going next not just the final destination #2 stop trying to solo libra when you 3 bar on every other boss when there are 2 of us #3 i needed a smithing stone because i didnt get a purple weapon i could use in our scuffed run where you wanted to do nothing but evergaols and churches
Anonymous No.534218921 >>534218973 >>534219282 >>534220414
me after getting paid in starlight shards
https://litter.catbox.moe/sxq7oqohccjvpfbb.jpg
Anonymous No.534218957
>>534218498
>>534217386
Anonymous No.534218973 >>534219096
>>534218921
why censored
Anonymous No.534219096 >>534219207
>>534218973
japs made it
Anonymous No.534219207
>>534219096
i see
Anonymous No.534219243
that does it, i'll gen a sissy version of each nightfarer main because honestly every single one of you is kind of a fag
Anonymous No.534219261 >>534219969
Anonymous No.534219271
gg wylder & rev on megahorse
Anonymous No.534219278 >>534221812
ohtani allows us to dream
Anonymous No.534219282
>>534218921
Goddam, I wish. I'll settle for kissing the dildo and picturing it's you instead...
Anonymous No.534219420 >>534219567 >>534219802
nightfarer for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnyGSl3K-IE
Anonymous No.534219424
>>534217960
yeah, hitting a rise gives me enough shard buffer to be good for the final night. alot of the time, im like 8+ shards with more on the floor before the entering the boss arena.
Anonymous No.534219468
>>534218901
post his steam so we can block!
Anonymous No.534219470 >>534219767
Anonymous No.534219567
>>534219420
raider
Anonymous No.534219707
Anonymous No.534219743
>>534217889
learn english sukhdeep
Anonymous No.534219767
>>534219470
The bread girl
Anonymous No.534219802
>>534219420
yep it's raider
banger
Anonymous No.534219927
I like the fanart that has the nightfarers doing fun things together
Anonymous No.534219969
>>534219261
God they’re all so cute and hot. I really love Revy’s bratty expression. They need BWC inside them.
Anonymous No.534220171
>>534216618
>>534217851
mad cus it’s true
Anonymous No.534220384 >>534220545 >>534220880
>>534168121
Wow this makes a lot of sense
Anonymous No.534220414 >>534220734 >>534220963 >>534221740 >>534225347 >>534225713 >>534227289
>>534216227
>>534218134
>>534218607
>>534218921
You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a biological female. Otherwise you get perma blocked.
Anonymous No.534220545
>>534220384
>i'm native japanese
rorumao

no native jp structures english sentences like this
Anonymous No.534220616
>>534198739
I look like this.
Anonymous No.534220734
>>534220414
I'm just a femboy but I do this
Anonymous No.534220880 >>534221000
>>534220384
especially him hunting lore stuff and not recording shit
Anonymous No.534220895
>>534218607
her remembrance implied she likes having her make up made...
Anonymous No.534220963 >>534221157
>>534220414
I'm a hag, but I prefer mild sexual harassment of young men to kissing toys.
Anonymous No.534221000 >>534221365 >>534222157
>>534220880
Well he pointed out the eye in the menus
He's right about that one at least and it's kinda creepy because I can't stop seeing it now
Anonymous No.534221026 >>534221418 >>534221548
>>534210669
>>534210970
>>534211827
>>534212626
>>534213429
Are those games actually any good how do they compare to Resident Kinovil
Anonymous No.534221157
>>534220963
if you are younger than dead, i will bed you. Post AIM
Anonymous No.534221305
>>534217386
>one year off 30
hello grandpa
Anonymous No.534221365 >>534221843
>>534221000
>the eye in the menus
???
Anonymous No.534221418
>>534221026
Parasite eve 1 is like an anime portraying 90s america, combined with a horror scifi, rpg elements and Danny Glover
Anonymous No.534221454 >>534221689 >>534222184
I want a froog skin. Why cant I be a little mysterious Froog cleric?
Anonymous No.534221548
>>534221026
Parasite Eve 1 is kino. Parasite Eve 2 is them trying to get on the RE train by making the gameplay more like classic RE, so it's still pretty fun. Parasite Eve 3: The Third Birthday is wildly different both in story and gameplay. If you give it a chance though, it's really fun. Also speaking of RE games, make sure to do some Galerians if you're going that far back. Psychic powered femboys and mental instability kino.
Anonymous No.534221665
>>534218498
NTA but i'm 22
Anonymous No.534221689 >>534222184
>>534221454
Forgot pic. everyone can suck my dick.
Anonymous No.534221740
>>534220414
no girl will want to do that, only embarrassing porn addicted femboys, most of which will look infinitely closer to a chud than an anime girl
Anonymous No.534221767 >>534222821 >>534222842
>recomending galerians
Anonymous No.534221812
>>534219278
Average executor main apparel
Anonymous No.534221843 >>534222157 >>534222332
>>534221365
Don't worry, even if you didn't see it, it saw you
Anonymous No.534222157 >>534222332
>>534221843
>>534221000
this one?
looks like a dragon eye...

what's it looking at? i'll poke it with a stick if it doesn't stop
Anonymous No.534222184 >>534223080
>>534221454
>>534221689
You don’t need one shut up
Anonymous No.534222332 >>534222430 >>534222510 >>534223313 >>534227110
>>534221843
>>534222157
lmao that reminds me of the eye i used to see when i was a small child every time i closed my eyes. it was just a green faint dark green circle with a black slit in it that would shrink and expand. then when i got older i stopped seeing it
Anonymous No.534222430 >>534222510 >>534223313
>>534222332
i still see eyes every time i close mine. i think it's like a reflection of my own that slowly dissipates or something
Anonymous No.534222479 >>534222612
>>534217075
How
Anonymous No.534222510 >>534222889 >>534223313
>>534222430
This is normal, it's the arfterburn of light on your retina.
>>534222332
This is made up. Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.534222612 >>534222739
>>534222479
no idea, reddit started with DS3
Anonymous No.534222739 >>534223389
>>534222612
thats siegward from dark souls 3
Anonymous No.534222821 >>534223241
>>534221767
>filtered by obscure survival horrorkino
Anonymous No.534222842 >>534223241
>>534221767
It's so good though! Knockoffkino. You can even watch the shitty 3d movie they made of the first game if you don't want to play it. Don't even get me started on Galerians Ash. Johnny Yong Bosch, Vash the Stampede on the dub for Rion, femboys kissing. Blessed were my young eyes by mentally unstable fujobait gaming.
Anonymous No.534222889 >>534223313
>>534222510
it's not made up. i think it was from pressure on my eyes i had as a child or something. if I close my eyes and press something against them now I see weird colors and patterns, I think most people do. and it was sort of similar to that
Anonymous No.534223001
Gg horse, what third phase?
Anonymous No.534223080 >>534223443
>>534222184
Yes I do. we also need a war bun. Suck my fat dick.
Anonymous No.534223239 >>534223485
>>534216275
>I haven't played it but I know how it could've been better
Anonymous No.534223241 >>534223558
>>534222821
>>534222842
I already beat it years ago, i enjoyed everything BUT the gameplay so i wouldn't recomend it unless you don't mind incredibly awkward combat that could softlock you
Anonymous No.534223269 >>534223691 >>534223923 >>534224559 >>534228123
>Run Duchess and Wylder duo on Heolster.
>Find Cord End at first church
>Get sacrificial twigs and keep them in inventory but don't die
>Beat Heolster without either player getting downed
>Both characters go to area where you hold up Wylders earring for remembrance
>Audio cue *giggle* plays after a few seconds
>Click on bed for secret ending

Pregnant Duchess skin unlocked, Fromsoft you have done it again!
Anonymous No.534223313 >>534228443
>>534222332
>>534222430
>>534222510
>>534222889
Sounds like you have some kind of mental illness that makes you see things.
Anonymous No.534223389
>>534222739
I mean DS3 is member berries for dark souls 1 anyway, no surprise you'd think that
Anonymous No.534223443
>>534223080
Yes sir!
Anonymous No.534223485 >>534223669
>>534223239
I’ve seen the entire game played through, played the first hour or so and refunded it. It’s good but not at the price tag it’s at. Like I said, they could have made waves if it was the Silent Hill-esque project everyone thought it was going to be.
Anonymous No.534223558
>>534223241
Yay another anon who played it and enjoyed it! Softlock kino. I definitely got softlocked my first playthrough and couldn't progress. I only beat it again years later after I beat Ash. I need more toxic yaoi in my video games. Did you ever play Fear Effect?
Anonymous No.534223669 >>534227606
>>534223485
No, it couldn't have made waves because niggers like you think they know what it should be.
Anonymous No.534223691
>>534223269
actually got me to laugh
thanks anon, my soul is actually dead so idk how you managed
Anonymous No.534223923
>>534223269
>giggle
It would be the From Soft signature forced lengthy laugh and you know it
Anonymous No.534224559 >>534228123
>>534223269
>Reawakening Wylder Duchess pregnancy fantasies
Give me the pregnancy Fromsoft.
Anonymous No.534225347 >>534225512 >>534225759 >>534225779 >>534226086 >>534226710
>>534220414
I'm a girl but I don't blow my teammates
Anonymous No.534225497 >>534226097
Only 4 hours left till ED Caligo
Anonymous No.534225512
>>534225347
he said biological female
Anonymous No.534225713
>>534220414
Im bio female but I dont blow pajeets or darkies
Anonymous No.534225759 >>534225943
>>534225347
Probably because you're cis. Only trans girls blow their entire team after a run.
Anonymous No.534225779
>>534225347
Then what's even the point?
Anonymous No.534225939
Why are these stupid bubbles on super auger so hard to pop
Anonymous No.534225943 >>534227376
>>534225759
If I got to suck two cocks after each run, I'd play a lot more than the 3 matches a day like I do now
Anonymous No.534226086
>>534225347
Worthless hole.
Anonymous No.534226097
>>534225497
fuaaark
Anonymous No.534226551 >>534227170
just had a raider ran off alone to a mine while we were going into rotted woods
Anonymous No.534226710 >>534227505
>>534225347
why not?
Anonymous No.534227110 >>534228443
>>534222332
I had that same thing happen to me and nobody believed me when I told them.
Anonymous No.534227170 >>534228989
>>534226551
Don't question daddy.
Anonymous No.534227289 >>534227549
>>534220414
Sorry, I have a small feminine pp, I accept my fate
Anonymous No.534227376 >>534227723 >>534229246
>>534225943
Honestly, sucking 2 dicks to completion every 45 minutes sounds like a ton of work. I love sucking dick, but I'd be hurting too much on the second set to even get aroused. Now if I could guarantee they blow their loads deep in my throat within 1-2 minutes of my actual sucking, I would absolutely do that multiple times in a row for multiple games. I get a double shot of good girl juice down the hatch and I get to play games? A blessed day.
Anonymous No.534227505 >>534227846 >>534228369
>>534226710
I can't tell if this is a kangaroo or a dog!
Anonymous No.534227549 >>534228296
>>534227289
If you queue with me you can suck my dick after we win, don't listen to that anon.
Anonymous No.534227606
>>534223669
Sorry people don’t like the game as much as you did buddy. It’s meandering the way it is. Clearly everyone felt the same.
Anonymous No.534227723 >>534228651
>>534227376
>they blow their loads deep in my throat within 1-2 minutes of my actual sucking, I would absolutely do that multiple times in a row for multiple games. I get a double shot of good girl juice down the hatch and I get to play games? A blessed day.
This cutie gets it. But you just have to train your throat and jaw, I practice on my dildo all the time.
Anonymous No.534227846
>>534227505
cute sluts like you who use proper punctuation like exclamations marks get me so hard
Anonymous No.534228123
>>534223269
>>534224559
if they did this sales would unironically go up they need to do this goddammit
Anonymous No.534228296
>>534227549
thank you hero you're a real one
Anonymous No.534228369 >>534228646 >>534228886
>>534227505
i have many dog pictures
Anonymous No.534228392 >>534228621 >>534229023
erg queue is dead
Anonymous No.534228443
>>534227110
Probably because they made the logical conclusion of >>534223313
Anonymous No.534228621
>>534228392
When is it not LMAOOOOO
Anonymous No.534228646
>>534228369
average ironeye player
Anonymous No.534228651 >>534229126 >>534230772
>>534227723
I’m not a young slut anymore. I’m not going to practice on my toys. I prefer to choose my prey. Divorced men who haven’t gotten a compliment in 25 years and young men who have never been touched. They need to bust fast, I have a busy night ahead of me. Shitposting, watching movies and gaming.
Anonymous No.534228886
>>534228369
>proc
Anonymous No.534228989 >>534229313 >>534229335 >>534232489
>>534227170
didn't ask + you're a tranny groomer
Anonymous No.534229023
>>534228392
Everybody's too busy erping.
Anonymous No.534229126
>>534228651
I have much to learn from you. I could probably be drinking more cum if I did that...
Anonymous No.534229194 >>534229312
is ED caligo in 15 minutes?
Anonymous No.534229246
>>534227376
Just give them a nice tip kiss and most of them will blow on your face
Anonymous No.534229279
Give me 3 word QRDs of the unreleased everdarks
Anonymous No.534229312
>>534229194
I thought it was in 10 hours and 15 minutes
Anonymous No.534229313 >>534230357 >>534231358
>>534228989
It's pathetic to admit but I'd still suck your dick after the match even if you threw the game, dropped nothing for me, and talked to me like this.
Anonymous No.534229335 >>534230357
>>534228989
Did you see they released a new tranny wojak today?
Anonymous No.534229504 >>534229659
someone queue i need to get wylders troll in choclateo for his membrance
Anonymous No.534229578 >>534230985
How does the enemies killed thing work? I literally only attacked two things all game and still got 29. Do you just get included in all the end of night stuff?
Anonymous No.534229659
>>534229504
Just solo it you fucking scrub
Anonymous No.534230184
new thread doko
Anonymous No.534230357 >>534230495
>>534229313
>>534229335
rape victim behavior
Anonymous No.534230495
>>534230357
Promise?
Anonymous No.534230772 >>534231250
>>534228651
>young men who have never been touched.
Wow that’s literally me haha will you touch me now???
Anonymous No.534230951
>>534230934
>>534230934
>>534230934
Go
Anonymous No.534230985
>>534229578
>I literally only attacked two things all game
Average sludge match
You aren't tired yet of trying to find more ways to grief?
Next you'll say it didn't matter anyway because the game is easy(you were carried despite sandbagging)
Anonymous No.534231250
>>534230772
Be sure to drop starlight shards, and if you make sure to point down when I grab them I'll kiss my dildo extra deep just for you!
Anonymous No.534231358 >>534231463
>>534229313
That’s because you like all women and lgbtfaggots get off on being humiliated and insulted
Anonymous No.534231463
>>534231358
Maybe so, but knowing you wouldnt even appreciate me swallowing for you just turns me on in a way I can't explain
Anonymous No.534232489
>>534228989
shes literally me…
Anonymous No.534234747
>>534212064
Man, the expression on Recluse. That's good.