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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:
[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:
Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal – 8/4 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

No lewding Hifumi below this post. Violators will be reported to Rinny.

Do your Torment.

put students in hijabs

Yuuka would be just as bad as Ako if Schale wasn't so close to Millennium. Ako would be better if she could spend an unhealthy amount of time with Sensei like Yuuka does

>rank 6400
why am I getting Gold?

>>534163421 (OP)
Fuuka let me see your panties

I'm going to dump all my resources into my non-meta studentwife and I WILL bring her in every stage and raid no matter how badly she fits.

>>534163595
>unhealthy
>better
if it makes her better
than its healthy

>>534163595
Yuuka wields actually power, unlike Ako

I need Fuukasmr

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>534163595
Ako lives in nigger academy, literally this event was Sena saying 20 times how fucking awful daily life in Gehenna is

>Hanako last moments in the sisterhood
Mary: Forgive me father for I have sinned
Hanako: I'm sorry daddy I've been naughty

>>534163781
And Yuuka lives in mad scientist hell where the students admit that literally every club can cause mass destruction at a moments notice

As I continue to play Blue Archive, I am increasingly considering the potential influence of both Jewish and Muslim lore within the game's narrative framework.

>>534163595
John Nexon here, thanks for the idea, we will make a body swap event between Yuuka and Ako

That was a really fun story.
The theme of movie cliches and gehenna common sense is simple but enough to get some laughs, and it made me happy that Juri's perseverance finally lets her cook a pancake.
cSena and cFuuka are so pretty too.
Also
>
Kek

As a jew, it feels weird browsing bag and see terms like chokma and geburah thrown around

>>534164137
Chokma balls

>>534164076
yeah I also enjoyed it

>>534164137
chokmah balls

We hate Arona here

>>534164076
>kek
i don't get it

>>534164046
>muslim lore
Is that how we joke about fucking our student wives or student daughters?

>>534164076
As "throwaway"-feeling and short as it was, it's unironically one of my favorite events the game has ever had.

This kind of daft humor and characters just getting to be retarded autists with each other is the vibe I love BA for.
The fact it also FINALLY gave Sena some more personality than MORE CORPSES and Juri got a heartwarming arc is the cherry on top.
The prefect team instantly worrying about Iori the second she goes off to do anything despite claiming she's dependable was also amusing.

>>534163915
Goddamit, Sensei!

i dream about using seia as an onahole

>>534164245
The Quran is explicitly clear on such matters:

‘Do not approach unlawful sexual intercourse. Indeed, it is ever an immorality and is evil as a way.’
— Surah Al-Isra (17:32)

‘Forbidden to you are your mothers, your daughters…’
— Surah An-Nisa (4:23)

Any person suggesting permissibility of incest in the name of Shariah is not quoting Islam—they are insulting it.

I am a Hindu and I understand that no religion justifies such perverse and criminal thoughts.

I feel like my luck went downhill after I got Satsuki in 10 rolls.

How do I subtly let my club leader know that I'm crushing on him?

God I love aoba so much

>>534164436
that's gay

Am I moving through these too fast? How many rounds are there in total?

>>534164392
U r wrong sir.Religion allowing all these nonsense n happening in entire Pakistan,Bangladesh n others.In DHARMA it's not at all possible, even thinking like this,it's crime sir.sanatana is the only DHARMA in the universe rest r religion. Jayatu sanatana

>>534164392
>ban daughters but not wives

>>534164436
Is this the new I'm gay post cock Hifumi poster?

>>534164508
Unlimited but everything after box 8 is utter crap.

Soon...
https://x.com/kinnotamadx/status/1953045181684473912

>>534164436
Don't use my wife to shitpost

wtf this "event" is awesome

>>534164496
And there's nothing wrong with that!

>>534164508
i think it starts repeating in the ninth

I did this

We hate adults like you here

>>534164495
I hope they keep doing more ponytail Noa.

There's nothing for a newbie to pull right?

And what the fuck is with the challenge stage in this event how do I beat it the aoe dot is too much.

>>534164496
He could actually be a girl, you never know over the internet.

>>534164436
post tits

Slow and methodical Zoos training arc...

>>534164731
There are no girls on the internet, anon.

>>534164606
Tsubaki all the way, right?

>>534164720
you need aoe overtime healer. i used atsuko, you can roll for c sena if you feel like it. maybe hanako will be enough, but i wouldn't count on it.
when doing challange, press tips before starting.

>>534164392
>I understand that no religion justifies such perverse and criminal thoughts.
consanguine marriage was pretty common in non-abrahamic religions, Zoroastrianism being reasonably common knowledge but it was prevelant in Manichaeism etc as well, often considered pious because it mirrored some religious marriage between brother and sister Gods or somesuch.

Is this a new student?

>>534164551
I remember that poster and honestly he should fuck off. Do not post cute girls if your cock is ugly.

>>534164793
There's probably like 100-120 diferent IPs posting on /bag/ everyday


Do you REALLY think that there's not a single women in here?

>>534164606
Should I skip through whole story to get access to the last set of rewards? I am not going to read chapter 3 naturally any time soon.

>>534164827
that's what i was thinking about
either her or mari but she doesn't seem that good

>>534164883
why are you looking at cocks and judging their attractiveness

>>534164906
No, and if you think otherwise you're retarded.
Girls don't use 4chin.

We are all males here

>>534164778
HOW? YOU CAN'T EVEN FARM HER??!
I WANT MY ZOOOOS TOO

>>534164868
STICKY FINGERS

>>534164989
gookako confirmed woman

>>534165006
All he did was buying from the raid shop, newfag.

>>534165006
She's in the fucking shop you clown.

>>534164956
because I like anime, post on 4chan and play gacha games?

We hate newfaggots like you here

>>534164989
i got to know 4chan from a girl at my job
she liked the gore threads on /gif/
jk she didnt like them

>>534164859
I mean just look at the Habsburg's.

>>534165006
Dumbass mother fucking RETARD

>Get stressed over how unenjoyable the story is
>Realize I can just skip them
Feels good man

>>534165042
that's a funny image but you should tone down your racism a bit

>>534165096
>>534165101
>>534165186
oh I knew that, the guy's a retard if he's buying Zoosa when his Koharu isn't even EU50

When did you realise that the GDD is most likely the most successful club in Millennium despite not having enough revenue to show off?

>>534165187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0

>>534165004
30+ male general.

>>534165261
how do you know that

>>534164137
Ligma nuts

>>534164275
Yeah, it might be short, but it's also what I like about BA story, it doesn't have to be long to be fun.
Students just doing dumb stuffs are definitely the best part of it, sensei just rolling with it makes it even better.

>>534165236
Best collab BA ever had, prove me wrong

>>534165264
when they befriended rio and seia

>>534165386
ur wrong because I say so

sexy momoi

>>534165189
let me guess
v3c3

>>534165264
i still think the engineering club is better.

>>534165386
Why would I want to disprove you when you're so correct?

>>534165409
Seia? Was that really befriending?

>>534165386
When did BA get a collab with Costco?

>>534164436
is your club leader a girl or a boy?

>>534165169
Sure, though I was more bringing up examples where the marriage was BECAUSE of religion rather than despite it.
The Habsburgs was pure power play over inheritance.
There are a fair few non-abrahamic religions where they had Gods that in their mythos married - Zoroastrianism has Ahura Mazda marry his mother in one narrative and daughter in another. The incestuous marriages were explicitly BECAUSE it was seen as pious and Godly.
Habsburgs were just trying to keep wealth in the family.

Blue Archive! I'll leave it at that.

Playable Shinon coming in the near future. I just had a sudden vision about it.

>>534165519
>crushing on him
>him

Let's name students no one cares about, I'll start with easy 2.
>Hare
>Rumi

>>534164392
Go shit in a street.

>>534165438
>>534165552

>>534165552
I'm losing my fucking temper over Momoi.

I want to lick every inch of this erotic body.

>>534164392
but raping children and marrying cousins is totally okay

>>534165637
>Hare
You just started and you are already wrong

>>534165552
Losing the occasional Oneechan from Midori is something I don't think about as much as Hoshino or Shiroko's butchered localizations, but that sucks.
Momoi being the eldest really is subtle kino.

Fuuka's anus...

>>534165637
Umm nyo. I started caring about Rumi when she got lolified.

>>534164392
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>older student
>uses flip phone
Love my hag wife!

>>534165637
Ayame

i used to think no one would care about noa and shizumi but browsing here i saw i was wrong

>>534165552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRzJz5-IKw

Steam newfag here, anything else I should pull on other than shupos and trinity summer? Currently I have enough pyro for 1 spark.

>>534165684
Notice how I said Hare, and not C.Hare? There's a distinction my ESL hermano.

>>534165714
replacing nee chan with sis is annoying, but some games replaced 'senpai' with 'senior'
do you know how much of a boner killer that is?????

>>534164392
>I am a Hindu and I understand that no religion justifies such perverse and criminal thoughts

> Rig Veda 6.55.4 Pushan, who driveth goats for steeds, the strong and Mighty, who is called His Sister’s lover, will we laud.

>Rig Veda 10.3.3 ”Attendant on the Blessed Dame the Blessed hath come: the Lover followeth his Sister. Agni, far-spreading with conspicuous lustre…”

>Rig Veda 6.55.5 ”I glorify Pushan, the husband of his mother:may the gallant of his sister hear us ; may the brother of Indra be our friend.” Tr. Wilson

Oh no no no no street shitters, your response?

>>534165778
>shizumi
no one actually cares about her except for that 1 anon that ritual posts here, although he might be a bot

>>534165778
>shizumi
Not sure if you mean Suzumi or Shizuko, which is amusing in it's own way considering how Suzumi is upheld by about as many people as Pina.

Fuukeks?

>>534165552
Still no translation of this author's doujin. I like the sexy momoi harassment

>>534165637
We have chart for this

>>534165802
It doesn't matter. In fact metafags' opinions don't matter. I can assure you that, me included, there were at least 2 dedicated harefags before the steam client release + a bunch of camping shitposters
>ESL
don't just throw random insults around now

>>534165552
momoi is sexy?

raidboss?!
exciting?
just smacking buttons looking for free gems
i dont have a good comp but lets go!

>>534165895
suzumi

>>534165892
1 is already more than 0

stupidass cat

>>534165968
Always has.

>>534165954
>sensei that high
female player base or faggots?

>>534165954
>sensei that high up
jesus
the students are wasting lunch money on doujins of their sensei

>>534165968
Only when she's not trying to be

bros I am looking at the GFL2 fiasco and I'm concerned for BA
the latest patch has shown that nexon has stepped up greed with all the p2w changes and the playerbase is slurping it up like fresh semen
its only a matter of time before we get hit with gacha skins...

>>534165867
Yeah, as time has went on I've went from generally leaning towards honorifics belonging in the same camp as the retards who'd just leave shit untranslated for no fucking reason, to thinking maybe honorifics were better off being left in after all.
Replacing them with something that will always work (ie; Midori calling her "older sis") or something is just as stilted as leaving in the fucking honorifics and like you said, there's even worse shit than that.
>Just learn the moonrunes and don't complain
I know I know. Doesn't make the translations any less troubled even if I escape it troubling me.

>>534166082
simply put buruaka students only have sex with sensei so he's everywhere

>>534166082
its just that sensei is the default male for the girl ero images. if you draw shiroko fucking someone its either faceless or sensei.

I want more purchasable 3 star tickets, I am selling my soul to Arona.

>>534166146
@arona is that real?

Sex.
With Ibuki.

>>534165954
>Aris that high
>Kirara that low
what even is the point of that character? Asuna feels like a better and better looking gyaru without even being one

Yukari MVP????

Is the new event worth spending AP to farm in? I already got my eLIGMAs

>>534166305
>what even is the point of that character? Asuna feels like a better and better looking gyaru without even being one
I will fight you with a fucking stick.

>>534166297
That's a child

>>534166146
wtf is a gacha skin? isn't that what we have now?

i'm feeling concerned suddenly.

>>534166343
Not at all

>>534166305
Because they are different type of gyarus you readlet.

>>534166335
do not deny the comfy clear, /bag/: embrace it

>>534166335
how do you know who the mvp is just from that

>>534166297
Does this count as sfw image, I wonder?

>>534166335
>Time 00:48:200
hmm

>>534165552
Midori just wants to do it herself but with no pasties

>>534166386
instead of
>unit
>alter unit
>summer alter unit
more like
>unit
>skin that needs to be equipped to that unit
and you have to roll for both that unit and the gacha skin separately.

nikke for example
rapi is a unit.
red rapi, is also a unit that you have to roll for.
>the summer skin
is roll only and takes a bit to guarantee.

>>534166519
They are rectangles so I'll allow it

why she is so wide

>>534166386
no bro we have alts
gacha skin is extra kikery where you swap textures on a character and price it at $100

Gender bender event fucking when

is it possible to beat chokmah on auto like blue set?

>>534166562
>Selling skins so I can skip garbage I don't want instead of it being tied to an overpowered kit
wow Johnny Nexon is gonna start saving me money? VERY concerning!

>>534166562
I'd pay money to roll for pantyhose or stockings for Regne and Yuuka. They really fucking need legwear.

>>534166463
Look at how wide she is

I want to fuck Ibuki while being watched by Kei and Kokona

>>534166593
>>534166562
doesn't it just depend on how they price it then? if it's free or 1$ you aren't complaining they add gacha skins for your student but if it's $100 it's an issue.

>>534166664
>Regne
Here is your legwear, bro

>>534166639
not at all, no

>>534166756
>>534166629
which one is gayer?

>>534165954
Pina would be at the bottom if not for our autist

>>534166793
yeah not really digging that

>>534166763
the rapi skin "costs" 60$ usd to guaranteed.
thats the problem some people have with it.
purchase able skins seem to be ok. lootbox skins are the real problem.

all insane? all okay

>>534166793
Are tattoos really allowed in Kivotos?

Japanese go insane over these on a person, yet alone on a girl in school.

thank you for that image iboogiposter

Speaking of cosmetic gacha, I was genuinely impressed with BA's rates. It's my only gacha game, and my only other lootbox experiences were TF2 and CSGO, which have a flat 1% rate with zero guarantees for the thing you want. Even if it's still gambling, BA is much healthier than hats.

>>534166907
Ha, that's nothing. This Punishing Gray Raven skin was in a gacha that was $130 to guarantee it

>>534167036
Yeah and Andira had monkeygate so we should be terrified every time BA adds a new year unit oh wait.

>>534166297
>>534166519
pleasant morning treat

i prefer buying clothes on buying alts. at least with clothes the base unit still has all the upgrades, with alts you need to start from 0.

>>534166026
That's an easy 2T, congrats

They should raise bond to 120
Just to screw with bondfags

>>534167137
Monkeygate caused china to pass that law where games are forced to show you individual character gacha rates so some good came from that

>>534167027
it is pretty good

Wasn't Iboogi poster banned yesterday?

>>534166793
>>534166970
That goes beyond mere tattoos. They are more like birthmarks

>>534167193
Depends how satisfied you are with the base unit I imagine.
If I could make the inevitable, eventual striker Makoto look like default Makoto I'd pay money for that. Not being able to field full pandemonium sucks.
If Misaki was stuck with cosmetic changes and her base kit then I imagine people would be quite upset.

Pure fucking fanwank / shitposting to imagine BA is going to suddenly change course though.

>>534166519
enjoy your holiday, retard

>>534167278
Only if it gives another title

>>534162893
image source?

>>534167036
a larger suffering does not mitigate the smaller suffering
just a warning of times to come and the harsh winters ahead

>>534167217
What is her hand doing...?

>>534167278
i rolled i think 1400 times and still haven't gotten azusa. genuinely concerned. i'm spending my raid currency on her though

We should ignore ᓀ‸ᓂ
Just to screw with ᓀ‸ᓂ

Students should stick their feet in my face more

>>534167438
https://ascii2d.net/search/color/c1db410c125509a0125c43dcd2d157c7

>>534167278
what's in it for me

Pits, yes or no?

>>534167608
I will simply lick every inch of my wife's body

>>534167608
Armpits are such a shit fetish

>>534167708
slut

>>534164495
noa's breast size is the same tier as rio here

While I was walking through Akiba a Heaven Burns Red advertisement truck passed by and it reminded me how much I dislike that game (don't worry, this is about Blue Archive)

At work I'm noted as one of 2 people that likes BA, while Heaven Burns Red is more popular generally, so I was kinda made to play it for work research, and I really could not stomach it. It makes me wonder if I'm missing something, or am otherwise fundamentally different from some people, because when I look back on how BA starts in terms of story it is an ENORMOUS difference.

In HBR nearly every single character I met when I played it's veeeeeeeery long prologue (which I could not finish, it was all annoying me too damn much) had some very obvious "thing" to them. "I'm silly", "I'm the straightman", "I am Tsurugi--literally, I'm just Tsurugi from BA", "I'm a loli whooaaAAaaooaoa" and it's like JESUS. AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE THESE THINGS? This world feels fucking fake

When BA starts you (properly) meet I think it's 8 characters (Rin, Yuuka, Hasumi, Suzumi, Chinatsu, Momoka, Wakamo, Arona) and when you meet them the only one that, imo, stands out as a "type" is Momoka--but her appearance is brief, she's not even a gacha character (YET??? hopefully eventually) and honestly it's pretty funny how flagrantly a piece of shit she is in the clearly high tension high stakes environment you just woke up in. Every other girl doesn't exactly scream personality, but that's like...good? It feels real, they all seem like humans with human reactions. Most of them are there because the government has gone silent, their concerns are on the current issues--Yuuka's not going waaagh I calculated the possibilities of success on my calculator XD
AND YET
I'm told a lot that HBR's story is hyper engaging and good and BA's is dull/uninteresting.

Ranty rant rant, idk, I'm just frustrated at how few people give BA the time of day/write it off as a coom game

>>534166970
I still wonder why did she get that tattoo? Did she forget her codename?

>:we have coups every day you casual
fucking kek
are all of the side stories this good?

>>534167781
@arona tell that man i ain’t reading that

>after trying for 2 hours finally I beat kurokage torment with 3 seconds left
I'm gonna do insane tomorrow and sweep, plat secured at least

>>534167853
yes

>>534167708
L-lewd!

>>534167608
I don't see much point in licking them, but armpitjobs are neat.

>>534167781
post the literally Tsurugi character

>>534167853
sorry forgot the picture
>filtered by a small
>>534167917
amazing

Get her plushy NOW

>>534166661
>>534166664
>>534166763
he's leaving out the fact that its impossible for you to get it without swiping and the rates are so bad on it you are almost always going to max pity on it ($60).

Why torture yourself doing anything higher than extreme or insane? You’re only losing out on a trophy and 200 gems.

>>534164495
only autistic people like skullman?

>>534168079
Shit, at least Blue Archive had the balls to make the psycho Tsurugi face her default one

Jumby my beloved...

>>534168062
I already pre-ordered it

>>534168119
she does the demure/psycho switch and everything

though I guess to be fair she's more "chuni" or whatever whereas Tsurugi is simply...enthusiastic

The green party is here

>>534168114
she's artistic

>>534164495
how much did the Momo corporation pay Millennium to do this?

>>534164495
I should try to get that Koyuki....

>>534164495
oh veritas is also incoming

Shizukos anus

>>534168197
>>534168217
Based
Junko sucks

>>534163421 (OP)
what's board TSA and how do I borrow friend units for story missions?

>>534168197
>>534168217
Stop this.

>>534167569
thanks

>>534168070
Very concerning!
It's imminent implimenation into BA is truly EOS! Time to uninstall. It's over.

i bought the furniture and credits because i dont care about affection

>>534168662
so cool

>>534164606
I wasted those ligmas on yuuka before I realized she's trash and tsubaki is way better.

Shiroko is a good girl

Do your Chokmah

>>534167989
amazing psychological warfare/

>>534168886
No one put swimsuit saosao in my borrow list.

>>534167781
I played HBR and the story is just objectively better than BA. BA has the better characters though, which is what matters for a gacha.

>>534168662
the tickets dont give affection
they give elephs

oh yeah btw

this is how I comfy clear Torment. You can 1T with this if you're efficient/a little lucky (don't have to be very lucky).

No, CHare is not in danger of dying. The other three are under threat most of the time, but not much threat because OShigure is good.

I don't have any T10 gear, btw.

>>534168886
I want Plana to choke on mah if you catch my drift

Himari mogged Rio so hard in vol 2 chapter 2. I thought it would be the other way around. I guess that's the villain debuff.

>>534168984
>I played HBR and the story is just objectively better than BA
delusional take
BA has dogshit story in a lot of places but its a much better slice of life
HBR story is nothing interesting once you understand how Maeda writes

>>534168984
Care to explain why? The things it was going for seemed as usual as ever but this time with very annoying and very tropey characters.

"Objectively better" has a lot riding on it to actually succeed--a lot more than say "it's an apocalypse story, but the teenagers are the real heroes" (again)

>>534168454
Shizuko backshot...

>>534169090
explain

>>534169075
the lack of shigure and aru cucks me out of most comfy comps

>>534169249
I had to borrow DAru, but in general DAru is not used as a "comfy" unit (which is in fact why I skipped on global).

16 sweeps and only 3 34.4% drops. Fucking retarded.

Now, dress in white and black, Kazusa

you shall be her bird

>>534169156
>>534169183
I'm not gonna write 20 paragraphas dissecting both stories here or anything, but BA is mostly memes, tropes, and cliches - which isn't necessarily bad. It works well for the volume/chapter/part structure BA goes with, and lets them easily focus on any character. Meanwhile HBR is an "actual" story. But its problem is that the character designs are very tame, and most people treat it as a VN rather than a gacha, which included me. I read it once, thought it was good, then dropped it until there are some major story updates.

STOP SAYING INSANE DOESN'T GIVE PLAT

>>534169410
>I'm not gonna write 20 paragraphs
Thank you for being thoughtful and sparing us from numerous walls of text just to show us you didn't understand the story.

>>534169410
I'm personally of the opinion that for a story to be good, it needs to accomplish what it sets out to do. For example, make you laugh, cry, or understand a message--things I believe Blue Archive very consistently does well and which HBR was failing hard at for me. Not compelling, and with characters who I'm sure were trying to amuse/endear themselves to me and failed 100%

>>534169410
>Meanwhile HBR is an "actual" story
its not
part 1 is meme wank and some world building until le sad thing happens
part 2 is meme wank and some world building until le sad thing happens
havent gotten past that but being spoiled the le epic plot twist i have zero expectations for any quality story

This event's missions made me realize something
It's been a while, it feels like, since we last got a real blood-pumping music track like Tech n' Tech. The music quality never dropped off imo but it's been leaning too heavily on the soft side, if that makes any sense

coom in doom
rope in hope

>>534169471
unlike GA people have to go all the way out during the first 3 days so you get a pretty good idea of what the end ranking is gonna look like. score chasing fags will eat 200-300 rankings at most. hopefully. at least on EU

>>534169592
would you describe your emotional state as concerned?

JPbros? I want to bing but bluestacks doesn't want to download the update for me. The screen is just black. I went to the google store and when I search for ブルーアーカイブ it only gives me the global version, despite being on an account with a japanese physical address and having a japanese VPN on.

>>534169471
KR definitely torment to plat.
If you are in EU insane to plat.
Asia and NA extreme to plat.

>>534169592
I think it's fine to vary the music for the summer trinity was phenomenal

>>534169563
>For example, make you laugh, cry, or understand a message--things I believe Blue Archive very consistently does well and which HBR was failing hard at for me.
Yeah, that's more or less what I expect from the average gacha player. I cannot get particularily invested in BA's main story because the entire setting and plot is a fever dream where nothing really matters, and the "message" is something you learn from cartoons you watched as a toddler. The best parts of BA are all from SoL events.

>>534169592
I really enjoy how the devs realized that the missions are uninteresting and just started throwing fairly random music at them just for funsies so you can at least tap your toes while getting through them

Who do I need to 1T TOR without using Mari?

They should grade raid score on a curve

The higher the first place scores the harder it is to get a good rank

>>534168889
Dont reward her evil ways?!
She stole pudding!

>>534169782
Especially the minigame menu.

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>534169836
another team

>>534169792
>Yeah, that's more or less what I expect from the average gacha player
Lmao, fuck off? You realize this can apply to anything, right? Personally my favorite story is The Trial by Franz Kafka, an unfinished novel about the absurdity of bureaucracy and the mad tragedy it could evoke--it's largely considered an incredible work and guess what? It sets out to do something and does it.

Like what the fuck is that remark supposed to mean. "Psh...philistine. A truly good story doesn't accomplish anything it sets out to do..."

>>534169670
Not at all

Coom in Hasoom

>>534169964
>reddit spacing
>reddit writing

I think comparing gacha to each other is cringe and only gives shitposters more ammo in the long run

>>534170056
>>>/reddit/
I know you think that the site you're from is the only one that has ever used post formatting, but it's been a thing on 4chan since 2003.

>already down to 3500 from 200
>don't have i.mari, d.aru and eastern kot
>borrow s.hanako because mine only 4*
It's over

>>534169746
Search in your currently installed apps
>play store
>top right corner
>manage app & device
>'manage' tab

Akira (CV: Mizuki Nana)
Mirai (CV: Amamiya Sora)
Professor Niyaniya (CV: Kugimiya Rie)

>>534170162
No, I can spot faggots like you from a mile away. Your posting style marks you as someone who migrated here from reddit, and makes your opinion worthless.

>>534170190
how about you upgrade your hanako and borrow the kot

>>534170312
Not being from reddit, I lack your prided expertise on this.

>next JFD is an avant-garde-kun that damages itself whenever you use an EX with cost 2 or less
lmao straight up “fuck Hanako”

>>534170246
Akira is never getting released and it's all Nexon's fault.

>HBR shill came from reddit
Kinda expected since their general is pretty dead and they never really come here to start shit.

>>534170246
>Professor Niyaniya (CV: Kugimiya Rie)
I'm not surviving that

>>534170505
If you mean the poster accused of being from reddit, he's shitting on Heaven Burns Red

>>534170357
>>534170505
Uh oh melty.

As fellow yurigames enjoyers we should treat HBR anons with respect

>rank 7800
why am I getting Gold?

>>534170246
>hags
grim

>>534170413
>b.hoshino
>s.koharu
3rd team is gonna be a bitch. Don't have a good iroha so I'll have to improvise with purple girls. Prob yukari or momiji

>>534170413
Your rio bro?

>>534170721
>My story is better because it has lesbians
You should have just been honest from the beginning.

>>534170413
And fuck all healing strikers

>>534170751
Do not look up Mitcher's VA.

Yeah ok so what if I'm gold? Gold is used in every piece of modern technology. Gold is the most sought mineral on earth because of how important it is. Not only it's being used in art it's also being used in cuisine. Royals love gold. Humanity worships gold.

>>534166664
what colour hose/tights for yuuka you want?

>>534170245
Thank you thank you. There wasn't even an update button just "play", but it got me past the black screen I was stuck on.

GOOOOOOOOOOLD FIIIIINGER
THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

The end is neigh! And by that I meant do your Torment, retards.
I suffered through it and so must you.

>>534170413
>>534170863
my c.sena and rumi are eating good.

>>534171030
do you shut up? like ever?

>>534170751
Don't look up Hare's VA

Don't forget to do a normal run if you're new in order to net 100 pyro for free

>>534170880
I worship platinum.

i have seen a good post attached to gook ako images

>>534171103
huh wat u mean?

>>534171073
Never, hope u rike.

Don't forget
*explodes your balls*

Sensei success isn't measured by how many plat trophy he has but by how many student he saves, cheers.

>>534171156
Was it this year?

post students dancing

>>534170880
Platinum is the participation trophy for the cheaters and autistically optimizing metafaggots. Bronze and Silver are the "There was an attempt" crowd while the vast majority of those who aren't either sick in the head or completely given up on ranking hit gold.

>>534171224
care to elaborate?

tanaka-san teach me your way..

>>534171157
there are achievements to clear any difficulty on any environment which give 100 pyro, however with the addition of Lunatic you unlock an extra difficulty early and thus do not need to do the Normal difficult to unlock "Hard".

but, if you never did the normal difficulty, you don't get the extra 100 pyro

>>534171257
maybe on a competitive server

for GA I got plat doing 3 two-team insane runs and not really paying attention

>>534171224
Then the only way to measure that would be the total students he owns + total 5*.

If you are gold you are in the same rank as people who started the game when Seia was already released

>>534171276
disgusting mald strat (health upkeep version)

>>534171179
What the fuck, Nonomi?

If plat is superior then is there no platinum shower?

sensei is such a chad
i could never just jump into a karaoke bar without fear

shut up nigga

>>534169075
Hare doesn't evaporate at 3* in torment difficulty?

>>534171630
not in the slightest

>>534171545
You are Sensei. You can do it.

>>534171701
How about Shiggu? Mine's only at 3*, will I struggle with healing if i don't limit break?

Plat sucks shit. Diamond trophy when?

>no eastern kot
>no C.Sena
>Shiggy is 4*
>no D.Aru
I think I'm going to settle for INS.

>>534171746
afaik yes, you would

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>>534171798
You can 2T it.

You cannot stop me.
I'm too stupid to know how to stop.

>>534170972
if pantyhose then black like Rio's, if thighs then white but can't go wrong with classic black too desu.
fishnets would work too honestly

>>534171743
well shit
fair enough

>>534171815
well fuck me, I'll just stick to insane then

>>534171852
don't click this

emotionless sex with kuudere sluts

>>534172081
You can do shiggy + idol Mari, but you will need some teams before the main team. Battle Hoshino in one, and some other purples that you surely have built in another. They don't need to be super strong, they just need to last the whole 4 minutes to get into p2 and make reaching groggy twice in the Hanako team possible.

Hello /bag/, I just did my first extreme TA own. I'm moving on up in the world

>>534172390
Who is Abydos Toki and Trinity Toki?

South Korea’s ex-first lady apologises

Yoon status?

>>534172391
Hmm that could work, guess my built Yukari will see some use

>>534172698
Who?

>>534172672
Shiroko

Azusa

it is not an exact thing

>>534171852
Country?

>>534172036
>lets just make my student into a whore!
fuck off you degenerate

>>534172390
>emotionless sex
How can you explain this fetish

Heheh. I don't even remember fighting alongside Rabu-chan. I love her.

>>534172967
I want japs to leave

Headpat reminder!

>>534172852
sex as a service is the hottest thing ever

>>534171874
I couldn't do INS for 2 hours using Koharu and only could do it finally with borrowed C.Sena instead of her. I don't think I can do TOR.

>>534172967
Valkyrie needs to rehabilitate her into an upstanding citizen and make her playable

>>534173131
I disagree but you do you

>>534173131
then go find a hooker

I forgot how terrible the bonus is. And I need to get 166 shards for Kirino...

>>534172698
Goon with Yoon while the Aussies hoon and the moon baboon spoons the loon!

death to porn posters

>>534172852
I like it when it's 50% emotionless, 50% after you figure out her weak point and see her make a bunch of expressions she rarely uses

Ok I give up after 4 hours of Torment.

>>534173714
noob detected.

I've got something for you, /bag/

>rank 8500
why am I getting Gold?

>>534173329
I think he's referring to a case where two people help each other with needs without financial gain.
Sex with prostitutes is a complete cringe and disrespect for oneself.

thank you, saori

99 complete quite easily

>>534173714
just heal bro, this isn't one of those raids you can overpower with an hypercarry, all raids are centered around one gimmick and this one is basically healing permanently, if you don't invest in your healers or don't have many aoe ones you can't expect much

>>534174002
it's toki!

>>534174069
that's right, a good girl

the best even

>>534174002
Toki figure?

>>534173901
why

>>534171276
>>534171410
I kinda did it.. I now only have to mald a bit after reset..

Wait, they made bing a one-week rerun. And they didn't buff the rewards at all to make the farming easier as a compensation. The box still costs 1800. Is this a joke? That has never happened.

>Your favourite club
>Wich member would work best as a futa
PS68
Kayoko

>>534174289
I don't remember them ever boosting rates. Is there an example of them doing so?

>>534164495
Noa sideboobs

>>534174289
they only do that when the units that gives bonus are limited.
You have had a 1+ year to get S Kanna and S Fubuki in other banners.

>>534174376
>>534174415
Rabbits. Also not limited.

>35XX
STOP THE COUNT

>>534174087
>>534174161
Toki it is

>>534172852
Gap moe-like contrast where an inherently intimate and emotional act is still intimate, but appears as mundane and emotionless as getting dressed in the morning. For me, if the reason for the setting is due to prostitution or extreme sluttiness, it's much less interesting, and a little boring. If it's the natural state of a kuudere or some other type of character that doesn't experience or show much emotion, then it's fun. If emotions and pleasure start to peek through the curtain close to the climax, it's even better.

>>534174170
Because a self-respecting person won't pay for something that most people get for free.

it's that easy

>>534174606
the hand gave it away

>>534174619
"""free"""

I wont do insane until the last day just to steal someones plat.

>Fuuka
>Yuuka
>Nagisa
>Nagusa
>Meru
>Neru
>Kazusa
>Azusa
>Kai
>Key
>Haruka
>Haruna
which one of these would get upset for mixing them up?

>>534174739
Nagusa for sure.

>>534168782
Fuck you. Yuuka is incredibly strong, you just need to earn her love (15 affection) and then she's a wall.

>>534174619
can you get it for free?

>>534174739
Nagisa

>>534174619
>most people get for free.
lol

>Rabbits and Foxes
>Arius Squad
>Shiggy and Nodoka
>probably Rabu with her squad
Why there are so many homeless students

Woooo. First Insane clear ever on any boss. Even if I get kicked out to Gold, which I'm 99% sure I will be, I'm still insanely happy and satisfied.

>>534174607
Continued: As the other anon said, if it's two people helping each other with pleasure or procreation in the same way that you might scratch another's back as friends or colleagues, the gap moe contrast is preserved and it's a fun setting.

>>534174971
The whole wide world is your home if you can't pay the rent with part-time jobs

>>534174695
>>534174901
I lost my virginity by spending less than $15 on treats for her.

>>534174980
congrats

>>534174739
You forgot Nonomi and Nozomi

It's so fucking over bros

>>534174690
Alternative was her name in other corner. Also looks like border control opened it. Not only sticker is off but box is a bit crumpled. I hate bureaucracy and taxes.

>>534175102
>treats
Pochi...

>>534175131
oh yes, sorry
noted

>>534174980
congrats, well done, for real

>>534174739
you missed
>Mina
>Mine
and
>Midori
>Minori
>Mimori

i think Neru would be upset but she does for anything you do honestly

>>534175257
Can someone post the webm where Seia is petting the robot dog (from the pov of the dog)?

>>534169225
Hey

>>534175163
In any case, we'll have fun assembling her sometime later. Today I have some stuff to do so certainly not now.

>>534175419
Stop replying to what you think are potential ERP posts with "Hey"

>>534175365
Thank you.
>Niya
>Niyaniya
works too now that I think about it

My Lovely StudentWife Noa

>>534174065
I've only invested in healers so I can't deal enough damage. A borrowed sHanako with Kisaki/Rio/DAru only gets me 55m damage and my 2nd team can't deal more than 3m damage after 4 minutes.

ʰᵉʸ

>>534172698
Until women have become private property again I will not give a crap

>>534175610
Your 2nd team should have serious Hoshino in dmg mode who can definitely do 3m damage.
But that's besides the point. If you know you need to do 2T+, those go BEFORE the main team.

>>534173263
>this is safe to post
>but somehow a pic of kirino eating vanilla ice cream is not

>>534175510
Hey

>>534173263
>no private parts shown
this is a safe image.

>>534175805
what pic do you mean?

>>534174980
>>534174735
what ranking is safe for insane plat? is 3700 okay or that's gold after this week is over.

>>534175742
Bro I send in a team before the 9th example Torment team just to get the breakpoint to hit phase 2 but I'm always left with 15m hp which my 2nd team with my own sHanako/BHoshi can't clear.

WOW thanks you very useful

>>534175996
Why are you using both on the same team? That's incredibly inefficient.

>>534176041
It should mention somehow that the damage is constant and it would be much more informative
This game lacks a lot of info in the more mathy parts

hey

>>534176093
Like I said, I don't have enough dps/supports on the 2nd team.

She's never going to be your friend again if you keep acting like this

Good morning what a friday huh

Why is Hinata blue Chokmah core? And no, I do not have higher priority students from this list.
Thanks to /bag/ anon I can borrow UE50 S.Saori from him.

repent

>>534176521
I will always be Nagi-chan's friend unlike that notorious underworld crime lord

>>534176702
Hinata does loads of damage to any big target since you can overlap her circles.

>>534176702
Strong AoE and good mood. Can be buffed by Kisaki too.

Would you still love Hasumi if she didn't have massive tits?

>>534176702
Isn't this pre-jkNeru tier list?

>>534176891
Of course. A harder question would be
>Would you still love Hasumi if she wasn't racist?

>>534176891
one of the 3 or 4 reasons why I don't like her is her tumor tits

Shupo sex

What happened to the BP? Is it still up in the japanese server?

Your response?

>>534176702
Why is Chise even on the list? She does no dmg to SHOKMAH.

>>534177189
yeah

>>534177089
hanky panky

>>534177189
Yeah. Lasts for 2 more weeks. The guide mission is still there too, still without an end date.

>>534177227
Her normal skill deals DoT

>>534176891
Naturally impossible to not get massive tits with such diet

Why does Saori sound 45?
Wtf

>>534177248
did you get the title?

>>534176891
I don't like racists

>>534177318
>45
Out of 10

>>534177248
Wait, why is there a Mika spycam on the news channel?

>>534176579
boil>>534177308

>>534177359
could've, but I'm not going to put down my waifu title

>>534177318
Because she's a traitor

>>534177412
mika sex

>>534176795
You don't count as a friend. You're a meat dildo.

Any EU anon with S.Saori up for Chokmah borrows?
Post tag please.

>>534177434
He asked if you bought the title, and you did. I can see your level.

Don't know what is it with Sena's voice delivery when she says "Welcome to Gehenna Academy" but it somehow manages to trigger my boner.

>>534177507
yea but not for free

>>534177297
It's meant to be a permanent newfag guide mission since there will be no other way to get archive tickets once the BP ends

>>534177318
It's an archetype, she's supposed to be cool, this is one example. This type of girl is super cool
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01090129.html/?translation=RJ01126630

>>534177631
Does it at least go away into the guide menu if you complete it? I haven't done the commissions.

>>534177412
Spying on sensei and mika about to have sex

>>534177369
>>534177476
Like holy fuck I'm borrowing swimsuit Saori and she sounds like a granny, even had to double check when I moved her in my formation

>>534177529
Ok

judging by your response, I imagine you're assuming I'm trying to deny it. I'm not, I'm saying I wasn't paying attention as I'm not going to use it anyway--not unless they allow us to set multiple

>>534177736
Check this out https://youtu.be/EqzwtrED0Rs?t=3040

>>534177736
She does slightly different voice with each subsequent appearance to show how much dere she's becoming.

i aint got no money

>>534177423
??

>>534177923
Hi saori

>>534177693
Pretty sure no since it's not a guide mission associated with a main story chapter
So the same as the Nonom and Hina guide mission

>>534177923
Sell yourself cosplaying BA students

>>534178043
But I don't have those sitting on the top-right info-thingie since I completed them.

Guh...

it's a doggy dog world out there

>>534177590
what do you want lol?

>>534178147
Yeah but those also don't go into the event archive
I just checked

TOTAL AKO OLEV HATE

Saorin sex

>>534178139
how profitable would this be?

>>534178347
Art status = reuploaded
I want to give her uppies

>>534178424
SEAmen may not apply

>>534178345
Stop that

I hope they add some stuff about sensei in the next bp news reel

damn, Cherino's new voice is completely devoid of her personality
it's way too upbeat and lacks the sternness that the OG voice had
it's so over Red Winter bros...

>>534178667
She had a personality?

So do I completely clean out the shop or refreshing when I get the pyro and tide pod?

>>534178667
>it's so over Red Winter bros...
red winter bros even exist?

>>534178268
oh i think we can work something out..

Is it too much if 50 to get platinum?

>>534173097
What's wrong with her

>>534178667
Her original VA shouldn't of been a weak cunt. It is what it is.

>>534178883
you can't refresh unless you clean the shop out fully lol

>>534178667
Only one thing left to do...

Cherino must go

>Sensei talking about the B tier monster movie plot
>Sena talking about the city of racoons
Hah. Got a laugh out of me.

And the hot springs development club sounds crazy.

>>534178779
so revolting and ugly doesnt even try to encapsulate the student's persona just using her likeness to generate some fucking shekels fucking whore id fucking throw a brick at her head and drag her into the ocean so the currents can take her away

>>534178667
Yeah, I thought they'd at least get a similar sounding voice but she's not as good.

>>534179041
Wrong, I can do it now in that picture as soon as I got the pyro.

>>534178667
retard

>>534178831
>>534178902
seems like we need a purge...

>>534178883
get pyro n fuck outta there

>>534179183
oh nice, I just tested it and yeh it's true. then it think it depends on if after 9th refresh the shop has pyros and nice stuff, because if it keeps having fresh 150pyro after each reset, then it's always worth to reset after obtaining them

Let's purge Cherino.

>>534178667
To be fair spending too much money on a famous VA for a character no one likes is poor return of investment.

>>534178883
If your farming bonus is not that good, you can prioritize getting the juicy stuff, and then doing 2x normals, or 2x commissions next week, which offer better rewards.

They should have never added the commies. They are the worst school

>>534178939
prove you have her maxed out first, also you're acting weird anon. sounds to me like you want me to pay you

>>534179294
Those orbs are basically free

Purging Cherino's virginity.

>>534179468
I am...so sad...

>>534179410
As a newfag, I'm only at 70% increase in tickets for the highest I can sweep which is level 9.

>>534178667
>mfw her PURGE THEM line
What the fuck, that was the only good thing about Cherino. I don't even like her but goddamn

>>534179076
>>534179337
>>534179391
>>534179464
where's the janny squad when you need them

If you like Cherino, then I will assume you are a slav and your opinion doesn't matter

>>534179468
I'VE
BECOME SO
NUMB

Cherino must go

>>534179667
I'm black.

>Public Security Bureau
>Public Peace Bureau
>Public Safety Bureau
please tell me it isn't that bad in JP

/bag/ gets a Cherenka ban until EOS for insulting the Great Leader

>>534179840
blacks don't exist

>>534177089
>m.jpg
Retarded phoneposter.

>>534179840
>the slav of the races
You're proving anon right.

>>534179906
Explain this thread then

>>534179667
I am slav and I fucking HATE this little fucking midget piece of communist nigger shit of nepotism and corruption
She's stil my precious student and I would give the world for her

>>534180012
I replied to myself 577 times

>>534179942
>>534177089
I would touch those squishy pussies as much as possible while taking that bottle

>>534180124
they don't like SEA/indians or asians in general

>Barely any new assets, no unique mechanics
>Even the quest stages are lazy
>Characters suddenly forgot that PanPan appeared during Pandemonium Party even though its brought up
>"Just another day in Gehenna" line repeated 20 fucking times
>A giant monster that is hard to find and requires looking for clues makes no fucking sense even for BA standards
>Fuuka barely got any screentime

New lows, cool. Juri simply doesn't have the charisma to carry an event.

>>534180195
This is gonna create quite some controversy

>>534179942
Kys

>>534180195
>code box A
kill yourself

>>534180195
>gehenna event is bad
damn really? I had no idea