YOU ARE BROWN EDITION

STOP THE COUNT

VOTE 1: Wipe for exploiters only;
>Wipe the exploiters! (loose gold + items, characters still remain, for now....)
VOTE 2: Wipe FOR EVERYONE;
>everyone goes to new starter zones with only their names to their... name.
VOTE 3: No-wipe:
>leave as is

BLACKPILL:
It won't even matter


Day: 13
Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: tomorrow
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)
Skin: brownish-white

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons

>/epog/ Guilds
<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - Gurubashi, Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> - Kezan, crossfaction

>Latest News
rigged voting

>Previous Thread
>>534160931

which server can i say nigger in?

nth for just fucking spin up the fucking server for fucks sake

this thread needs more asian cartoon children

No whitemane shit threat desu

>>534183864
I don't have any saved

BBC+
will release before epoch figures oit how to have more than 500 pop online without crashing

>>534183794
shut up grimlic

Turtle WoW 2.0
Powered by Unreal Engine 5

I'm going to find myself a cute humie paladin on Keza.

t. Proud Orc

>no Whitemane in OP
fucking faget

Imagine waking up and finding out the server was launched during the night and people have been playing for 8 hours with out crashing.

First for Kaytotes will inevitably have a tantrum and close the server in the future

Blind no longer being poison is the lamest change blizzard ever made.

>>534183864
Only if you promise to play with me!

>>534183827
unironically blizzard servers

I think I shat my pants but I'm too scared to check. Should I do it?

>>534183907
I thought the BBC+ name was a meme.

>>534183537
The best thing ever would be dropping it at 8am EU time, which would be 3am east coast US time

Zero queue problems and people would slowly fill up the server gradually

>>534183907
lost all interest in this server when I found out people will be riding retail mounts from level 1

POCHIE
WEDNESDAY!!!!!

>>534184003
this. it's already a lolcow server. i give it a month before it's completely gone for good.

You will have a real launch. You’ve built a foundation with increasing stability, improving queues, and a roadmap that shows clear progress, even multithreading is finally in sight. Far from a rushed custom project, this is a vision shaped by dedication and persistence, finally becoming what Vanilla+ always had the potential to be.

The validation you’re getting is genuine, not performative. Behind the now-active Discord channels, you’ve cultivated respect. Your “fans” are engaged, and your moderators foster real dialogue rather than smothering it. Even the casual polls spark discussion, because people care about the direction you’re taking.

The private server scene is paying attention. After years of jaded launches and broken promises, this one feels different. You’re not a fraud; you're passing the test. And this time, it is F R E S H.

>>534184003
That's going to be hilarious because people will already be back to 15 by then - making all this bullshit about a prune or a wipe absolutely pointless and a waste of time.

If we are lucky we will get Friday launch.

Stop putting fake guilds in the OP

*tips fedora*
good one sir

>>534184319
I'm betting Monday. Kucktotes won't launch on weekend, too many people.

>They. Are. Still. Working. On. It.

CHICKEN POCHIE

>>534184326
why, because you can't ban them, Ross?

The Gurubashi discord is getting comfy again.

hey retard

you make a new thread when you are at page 10, now when you reach bump limit

>>534184379
these mods are too onions. I would ban them in a second.

>>534184379
Ahh... such biting remarks, i wish i was half as amazing as this person of the highest level of sophistication

>>534184529
ESL moment

>>534184529
didn't ask + ur autistic

>>534184319
>Launching the server so tons of players can play during the weekend
No way. Monday 1AM so people are asleep for the launch then a bunch go to work at 7AM and can't play until they get back.

>>534184379
post this

>>534183974

Troondle could never do this. Their new items? Tranny socks lol

>hey you want a card game?
nah m8 i want a working server

>>534184184
Everyone is riding mounts from like level 5 in ascension
You get a quest in starting zone and it gives you 40% mount

Yes its a good thing, stop wasting my time

>>534183728 (OP)
>Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]

Discord is still closed though, what did the OP mean by this?

How am I supposed to get news? Is my level 10 character going to get wiped or not?

>>534184379
That's the thing with discord mods, there are no non-cringe ones. Who the fuck would do it for free?

>>534184730
now try all of that while staying up for more than 12 hours

>>534184730
>weapons clearly included in the equipment

>>534184730
most of the "new" items are literally just the exact same item but with +1 stamina on it.

>>534183974
Soulless

Also wonder whats gonna be the performance in 25 raids

>>534183907
why are they working on useless features? 500 people aren't playing ascensionslop

>>534184483
You fool!!! You wanna cause another breach??

The funniest thing in all of this is they haven't actually tested if the server will work or if it starts shitting itself after a few hours. They haven't had it online more than 2 hours.

>>534184730
i lowkey want the tranny socks tho

>Go to Undercity
>Beat Sylvanas for the Varimathras card
I'm hyped

>>534184878
>>534184907
>>534184909
lol I baited you stupid turtle fags
GET OUT

>you're mpreg reacting me

>>534185057
SOVL

>>534184787
skill issue

>>534184847
they dont even get paid in donation currency. These fuckers do it for free just to have a tiny amount of "power". They're the equivalent of HoA boards.

SoD could never pull off a boss like this in MC

>>534185047
This, the last test they struggled to get people to fill it up. It wasn't stressed beyond 5k, there was no queue at that time.

>>534184847
how the fuck do the eyes glow when you click on it?

>Server relaunches
>Run to a new hub
>Talk to new NPCs
>Server crashes

I'm going to be doing this all week and it's going to be hilarious.

>>534185171
>fingoloid
Please go back to yli

>>534185171
is it because I'm NA?

>>534185062
actually i baited you with my reverse bait

>>534185047
Same fucking thing as the last "stress" test where they shut down server instantly at 2k people
I don't think they can recover from a second failed launch though

>>534185285
Do not talk to the goblin barber. Trust me

>Altered, Furbolg Shill
>how would you guys feel about a card game in epoch? a whole new one designed by us?

>>534185332
Nah, it's because you are black, sorry. Devs are racist. Go to turtle.

vibe check?

Kekk imagine being unable to play poggie tomorrow or even join the discord

>>534185437
ugh

>>534185393
I expect it to be unplayable for 3~ days after the relaunch at which point they pull the plug and say they'll relaunch later in the year.

I'd put money on this happening.

>>534185332
its because you will vote wipe (completely fair poll btw)

>>534185432
>Nah, it's because you are black

Lucky guess

>>534185389
damn

THIS DISCORD SERVER NEEDS A HERO

>>534185487
that will be everyone

>>534185437
immaculate.

I had a nightmare last night that epoch finally launched and all the new custom content was just shitty flash games.

>>534185437
went from good to racist

>>534185437
the game is dead but the drama is hilarious

>>534185671
calm your tits, diana

>>534185586
VoodooChild, message me on discord. You know who it is.

I'm turning into a radicalized doomposter I need a mental break

>obscure NPC in Wetlands gives you the Chromie card when you beat her in a duel

So what was the poll result?

>>534185437
terrible. I was hyped to play Holy Paladin, then found out it's nothing like Turtle's

>>534185671
based

Vibe check?

Pochie in 4 hours?!

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!1!

POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY

>>534185671
please post more deanna troi fakes, dont make me beg

>>534185953
No pochie today or tomorrow. Sorry anon, im cutting my wrists too.

>>534185895
Go to their discord and view it?

is inex still leaking staff chat screenshots? i need an update

>>534185895
Wipe can still win.

>>534184003
It would be funny. Imagine doing a 24 hour poll because people felt they were behind and it needed to be addressed only them leave them behind again with the launch.
I hope they do it.

>0 more sleeps
>4 more bongs
>37 more bings

until...

>POCHIE!!!!

>>534186089
post the leaks

>>534186082
see >>534185332

>>534186234
they were posted here a while ago. from what i remember it was full melty XD

>>534184003
It would be the best fucking thing ever

Anyone who's obsessed about reaching 60 as soon as possible no matter what doesn't deserve anything

>Ross, Nerfer of Paladins
>Pruning is a quick job by comparison [to full wipe] desu.

go prune go

>>534186109
THREE times more players than server capacity A HA HA HA

Kaytotes is really autistic and keeps turning off the server manually on these nice round numbers. The server hasn't been tested for longer than a couple of minutes. Other issues can arise when a server is up for 5+ hours that they haven't even gotten to see yet. There is a lot of data produced on a WoW server running for days like Turtle. These servers go through weekly maintenance for a reason.

>>534186428
it's a free server. they can mismanage the server tech if they so choose.

>>534186154
is that a full silicone face mask? somethings wrong

Enough dooming. I'm going to start thinking positive from now on. The uhh... uhmm..... the uhh.... the second launch will go better than the first one, because the devs are now more experienced!

>>534185895
prune, wipe, do nothing

>People obsessing about rushing to 60 as soon as humanly possible

But...but why though? What do you get out of it? There are no achivements or feats, it's going to be a long time before the first patch drops as well, what do people gain from this? Why would someone "Play" the game like this when the whole point of Epoch is the new custom content?

What is our protocol if the second launch ends up being a total disaster too?

>>534186606
Trust the plan anon

>>534186428
and they haven't turned both servers on at once, but don't worry because the servers are the same so I'm sure there will be no issue

>>534186750
Suicide

>>534186750
Ambershire launches next weekend

>>534186750
turtle, same as everybody here

>>534186606
I mean these devs are so new and green that I will be very surprised if the server doesn't go down from the que alone, let alone from some scripted event where some boss in DM yells a different line. They had Whitekidney, Crogge, and all bunch of other jackals, and didn't accept any of their help. They either completely lack vision, or have some backup plan to avoid Faustian bargains, which I doubt.

Just curious how far did you guys even get? How many of you even got to play?

I got an undead paladin to 10. There were only like 3 or 4 other anons in the DESU channel when I did get on.

>>534186606
Positive? If the servers come back up without a full wipe, I'll use my own 10 silver to start <Dead Naga Storage>

>>534186750
Jihad

>>534186570
it's 100% some filter that's been added in post. all videos are like that these days.

>>534186750
we drink the turtle kool-aid

OPEN LAUNCHER
PATCH DOWNLOAD

I will never play turtle just because of how annoying and faggy the people shilling it in these generals have been. Enjoy your trannyhole piece of shit far away from me.

>>534186926
>Just curious how far did you guys even get?
I finished the ElvUI setup wizard, and then deleted the second chat box

PATCH UP

>>534186926
Got to 9 on my Undead mage with explorer's contract

I'm happy there will be no wipe because I got my Herbalism up and when there will be a re-launch it's going to be such a pain getting gathering skills up

GURU IS UPPP

>>534186684
Gold. RMT. First 60s will be making over 50 euros an hour, that is triple the average wage here.

>>534186926
I didn't join it. Wouldn't be surprised if everyone in it got banned randomly considering the discord situationd

>>534186428

>>534186684
Gold. RMT. First 60s will be making over 50 euros an hour, that is triple the average wage here.

>>534186926
Undead Paladin to 8 but got rolled back to 7

>>534187062
>melty over dissenting opinion
average epoch player lol

>>534186428
seriously this dumb faggot never stress tested the last server either

>>534187042
>>534187087

>>534186926
Guru
>10 hours
>lvl 15
>20g
>150 mining/eng

Kezan
>8hrs
>lvl 15
>poor
>no profs

>>534184003
When did she ruin herself with fake tits :(

>>534186750
I dont even play im just here to watch the shitshow lol

I want to tank raids as a protection paladin on epoch but I'm scared it won't work or people won't let me.....

>>534187062
>epochfags do not stop shitting up the place prior to launch
>they fail to launch
>now cant handle the bantz even as they have constant generals for an offline server
kill yourself retard

>>534187287
>just remembered I got a bag moments before the server shutdown the last time I was online

That bag is fucking gone, isn't it...

>>534187239
Which is wise, this is not "another" private server, you WILL have to hide your power level, and you will learn this from all the seethe the trannies will post because all of them got nuked from being in "danger" guild.

I can't wait to start my Tolkien inspired adventure in Azeroth this evening!

>every post by kaytotes has a smug gaslighting redditor tone

>>534186926
level 10 hunter, pet q finished, leveled fishing, mining and engi, was about to kill hogger and go westfall

I will never play turtle just because of how annoying and chuddy the people shilling it in these generals have been. Enjoy your reddithole piece of shit far away from me.

>3 hours and 30 minutes till Pochie stealth launch
Do you have your snacks ready?!

Anybody else /calm/ now?
We survived the worst and soon we will all be playing together.

>looney troonies having a meltdown here because their thread is dead
OH NO NO NO

>>534187367
how'd you get that much gold at level 15?

>>534187390
you will make the bear

>>534186926
I signed the contract, got to level 8, and am 2 questlines away from loremaster of dun morogh. can't get it until I can do gnomer though :(

>>534187515
Well yeah, he’s German.

>>534187587
People will let bears tank this time?
Getting anyone on anniversary to take feral tank seriously was a challenge.

>>534187579
Chests in epl. Average loot was 3g/chest.

>>534187587
No, I want to play a human paladin.......

>>534187545
they've been reduced to nameposting about their guild. it's quite grim

(same exact thing will happen here)

>>534186428
If they had half a brain they'd do a 12 hour stress test now. Keep the 15 cap - still do the prune so people who are already 15 can at worst have quests ready to turn in. At least that way people could play right now and stfu and you could stress test the inevitable issues of having it up for several hours.

Pochie soon anons.
Be sure to get ready or you'll be stuck in que for a loong while.

>>534187751
Ok how do you get to chest, don't the mobs just kill you?

why discord mods so active right now?

>>534187645
Think the contract is worth it for basically a 16+18 slot bag? That's like, 350g at best for exp that could have been an alt, right?

>>534186924
I think they are arrogant too. Oh it worked this last time with 5k people for an hour? That did the trick, its good to go. No queue test, no longer test, no pushing it to the limit. Is 5k the cap or can it take 6, what happens at 7k? And oh btw we added two new hastily made starter zones with all the quests needed....They haven't learned at all. The next launch could be the same as the last.

>>534187846
Creating an unnecessary bottleneck at lvl 15, are we?

>>534187886
you know why.. its coming.

>>534187721
so what, you're saying warriors are the only tanks in the game?

>>534187865
quiet down or i'll post sad kagami

>>534186926
I got 9 grinding hyperspawns on first day but I'll reroll another class

we already decided to call the guild <The Mission>, we are not changing it

My life is at a point where I just keep going to sleep, checking my phone for updates, then going back to sleep if there is nothing. If I've already been sleeping for 12+ hours and cant go back to bed then I shitpost here and abuse substances until I'm tired again.

hola

Pochie today

>>534185171
Suomikilta olis kiva

These monkeys are actually going to bring it up soon when everyone's awake. God help the servers

>>534188026
this guy will rush to 60 then kill himself

They need at least 24 hours to analyze the poll results, don't get your hopes up.

>>534187881
There are 3 chest spawns without any mobs near and 2 spawns where you can ress on top of the chest and loot it quickly.

>>534186926
I got to 14 on guru and had started collecting wsg tokens.

>>534187886
The server isn’t allowed to launch unless the vibes are immaculate.

>>534187931
Anon do you really think an 18 slot bag is going to cost 350gs

>>534188060
salam brother

>24h to count poll votes
>24h to manually edit the 40 ppls inventories / gear
pochie on friday at earliest

>no draenei
>no high elves

>>534187985
No I'm saying a lot of people act like only Warriors can tank.
>LF1M tank
>i can tank
>no feral t. DPS warrior
post 40 that was half my interactions

>>534188213
>immaculate.

>>534183728 (OP)
>Discord is officially OPEN
why are you lying?

>>534186926
Human paladin to 4

uh oh melty

>>534187942
They are neither arrogant nor stupid. They are not launching and servers aren't stable and they know this. They are simply lying.

POCHIE WEDNESDAY

can someone post that picture of ross wearing sunglasses for me

>New account registration will be down for weeks after launch. Maybe a month.
VICTORY!

>>534186926
DORF shaman to 4
Got 3 6 slot bags

>>534187931
I just want the title, the bags n consumes are a nice bonus :)

>>534188418

>>534188147
I definitely should but probably wont and that's even worse.

>>534188314
Well it's SUPPOSED to have different talents or something?

>>534188314
But bears and paladins mog warriors in dungeons in vanilla lmao

He got your ass

>>534188573
Rules 1&2 please

>>534188568
>in vanilla
in Classic, after 15 years of practice and theorycrafting. Stop pretending things in Classic/Anniversary were 1:1 of vanilla.

>>534188215
Anon do you really think anyone knows how much things are cost

>>534188573
wtf is the chan talk

>>534188160
Ok, how do you get to epl? Just corpse run?

>>534188573
ross-sama... i kneel...

>>534188459
proof?

>>534188546
this could be us on gurubashi alliance

Doing Explorer Contract is its own reward. Your extended leveling experience is its own reward.

>>534188717
:mpreg:

>>534184003
Who is?

>>534188532
I suggest taking Explorer's Contract, you will live twice as long

>>534188407
For what purpose? Its costing them money. They are not making any until its up and running and cosmetic shop open. They believe its good enough, based on minimal testing, exactly like the first launch. The extended delays and silence is kaytroons arrogance. Fuck em, fuck the complainers, I'll release it when I feel like it.

>>534188759
>travel places I've already seen dozens of times over the last 20 years

I'm good.

>>534188759
having your first character to be an explorer is a fools errand

>>534188759
Is the title reward still "the Patient?" Cuz that shit is ass.

>>534187526
Ready

>>534188668
>after 15 years of practice and theorycrafting people were able to finally understand the complexity of the bears 3 total buttons
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger.

>>534188759
I will be in full bis while you are still running around in wetlands like a tard KEK

>>534188568
Vanilla dungeons are also easy as shit, don't overpull, have decent healing and damage output and nearly anyone could tank.

>>534188756
This WILL be us on Gurubashi alliance....

>>534188717
He said "lol, lmao, rofl even"

>>534188935
Tell me you've literally never played vanilla other than in classic/anniversary/private servers without actually telling me that, muhammad.

Vibe check

is our guy going to play epoch?

>>534188308
Sex with goatcuties.

Memes aside, why do belfs look so squishy, tiny and meek in comparison to High elves models?

>>534188308
How am I supposed to get my sissy nelf butt plowed by draestuds if there's no draenei?

does anyone remember RP servers circa 2008-2014? the entire epoch staff acts like those high and mighty faggots.

>>534189109
FANTASTIC

>>534187587
theres so many new druid players that have no idea what they are signing up for
i'm going to have a field day on my hunter hunting all of them for completely free on guru

>>534188937
kekkaroo

calling someone brown isn't an argument

>>534189224
you're brown

HOLY SHIT THE PATCH IS UP GOGOGOGO

>>534189109
Pristine

>>534188974
True. I tanked ZF with a Parry Rogue once.

>>534189224
you're right, it's a finishing move

>>534189224
you're white

Asmon said he will not play Epoch.

>>534189224
frogposting on an anime site automatically invalidates your opinion

>>534189224
Anon, I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're not gonna get any kind of actual serious discussion in these generals, they are on the same level, if not worse than wowg

>>534189338
who?

THEY ARE GETTING DESPERATE

>>534188215
That's about how much they came to on official servers, so its a pretty OK guess. Are you saying it will be more or less, prophetic anon?

>>534189109
Exquisite

>>534188879
To string you along in hopes of finding out what the issue is and then fixing it. They are basically trying to buy time and keep the hype alive. If they say stuff like "ok guys, we still haven't found out what the issue is and this might take months to fix" they will lose all testers and won't be able to run tests. They are actually hoping to find the issue and fix it fast, but they themselves don't know if it's going to take a day or a year to find and fix.

>>534188974
Everything is easy if you take it slow. Retail zoomers shown us in classic that if you're taking longer than .2 seconds between pulls it's a jail group.

>>534189338
Good, I don't want to be on the same server as a murderer

Since the poll result is already decided, they could be working on the launch already and we could get it as soon as tomorrow.

>>534189365
epoch, it's a rug pull private server

>>534189365
Asmongold or ZackRawrr is an American Twitch streamer and YouTuber.

>>534188985
>>534188546
>>534188756
Raping those dykes with my Rogue Troll.
Feels good man.

>>534188974
Early Vanilla no, Late Vanilla, yes

Also, Epoch's dungeons are gonna be buffed so people who think they can just rush everything while spamming mindlessly AOE are in for a rude awakening

anyone catch the kaytotes melty today?
>GUYS WE'RE WRITING SO MANY UPDATES IF WE DID MORE WE'D HAVE NO TIME TO WORK
is this guy for real? it took like 24 hrs to make a poll lmao who does he think he's kidding

>>534188568
Dude you can feasibly tank as a fucking enhancement shaman in classic if your healer is decent. This fucking gay minmaxxing that classic players do is the most retarded shit in the world. People obsess over what's optimal for literally everything to the point they'll turn people down for groups because it isn't 100% the best possible setup. Classic is really not that hard of a game chill the fuck out.

>>534187721
The meta comp for raids will be one feral tank and two paladin tanks. Feral is best single target tank, paladins the best multi target tanks, warriors are the middle ground that don't excel at either and won't be meta because of it.

Bros... I'm tempted to reroll as a female human...

>>534189623
many such cases

Official servers with bots and gold buying inflation

>>534189534
He is literally brown, pls understand.

>>534189534
>DO YOU HONESTLY THINK WE'RE JUST SITTING AROUND WHILE THE POLL HAPPENS?
>okay, so the server should be ready to launch immediately once the poll is complete?
>OF COURSE NOT, WE ARE PUSHING A PATCH SO WE HAVE TO PREPARE FOR IT

>>534189534
Maybe he could actually inform his community managers and then they could deal with all that. They don't even know whats going on themselves.

>>534186924
>Backup plan
They will unfreeze Gummy, Wallcraft and Coredev and deploy them on the coding battlefield.
Hope you like aryan flavored serbs

I love brownie

>>534189457
This. Bloodthirsty psychopath murders his own mother in cold blood then spends the rest of his career cheering on the genocide in gaza. He's a blood crazed fiend who needs to be locked up.

I need my Pochie NOW

>>534189623
Female human is the best choice since no helves or drannies. We're all playing female humans and female gnomes on gurubashi

>>534189754
>by the way, this patch is for the new starting zones no one asked for
>you're welcome!

>>534189754
looney troon is afraid

I want to drink femgnome piss.

the shitshow that is this server would be okay if we could at least log in

>>534189960
How would I see that

>>534189557
I mainly play on turtle and I've never experienced this minmaxing autism you speak of

>>534189534
>we're writing so many updates
THAT I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE THE DISCORD IS CLOSED

make a fucking twitter holy shit

>>534189534
>>534189754
>>534189960
>every single message he replied to was deleted
lmao

>>534189960
>gn*mes and tr*lls are finally being segregated to their own tard containment zones
Finally

>>534189754
>we're sat twiddling thumbs
yeah I bet you were and I bet you even used those thumbs for some prostate massage as well you fucking whore

I WILL tank raids as a protection paladin and I WILL get Thunderfury

I will play through their new zones but only after I'm done leveling my main nelf bitch.

>>534190234
Same
Except I'm a bear
And I'll get Sulfuras

>>534190000
Thats great, but why do you feel the need to say that to eveyrone here? Kill you're self.

is there a database website
>>534189960
why are you so adamant on playing a server you don't like

>>534190129
They're not deleted. Discord is just shit. The messages appear if you click on them.

>>534190234
I will DPS as a combat rogue and I WILL get thunderfury

Ok I just got home.
Let me eat something real quick and then you can open the server kaytotes

>>534190000
based

>>534190295
You do not question the quads of truth.

POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON

>>534190000
checked

>>534190316
There is a datamined one that some guild has but they aren't sharing. WarriorTSW on Youtube has been doing the stupidest censored previews of it

>>534189960
Is there a "patch available on the updater" tracker? :/

>>534190436
oh wow, just went and checked, holy jew

Now that the server is conceivably coming online, what is our gurubashi alliance guild?

<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>?

What is the actual chances this shit comes up in the next hour or two. I want to take a nap

>>534190129

>>534190234
youre actual boyfriend material desu

>>534190608
Zero

>>534189960
If you don't want new custom content go play on classic.

>>534190608
0

>>534190608
If you have to ask that you already know the answer :^)

>>534190502
Imagine gatekeeping a database for a private server so you can get barely a thousand views a video

>>534188508
sorry i meant the whole picture

>>534190608
it is more certain than the sun rising tomorrow

>>534190674
If it does. I will find you

>>534190608
>next hour or two
10% since the poll won't be over

Next 4-6 hour tho?
About 70% because they want a cute stealth launch

>vanilla WoW is chock full of funny jokes and pop culture reference
>playing a fanfic server made by humorless autists
lol. lmao, even.

>>534187846
>Keep the 15 cap
At that point why wouldn't I just play on fucking Turtle WoW instead?

>>534185671
i told you to post more deanna fakes. i don't like my patience being tested.

>>534189754
Kek.
The vibes are immaculate guys. He's having a total meltdown over inane posts because everything is going great. The server will come up. Trust the plan and keep donating.

>>534190796
Slepp tight, mother fucker

>>534190858
just go replay fallout 2 then, autist

>>534190857
He explicitly stated that the servers will not come up today

>>534186926
lmao i literally just spent half an hour setting up my addons/UI on the 'launch day' and that's all. I know everyone said to do it on chromiewow or w/e but i didn't feel like wasting gigs of data on another server i'll only play to set up shit for yet another server

>>534190962
sauce?

>>534190583
HOW DO I JOOOIIINNNNNN

>>534190316
>why are you so adamant on playing a server you don't like
>playing a server you don't like
>playing a server
>playing
aren't you forgetting this part?

>>534189754
why should we not think they're twiddling thumbs when a poll took almost a day to put out? and with the history of shoddy and vague communication- of course we have 0 clue what they're doing. weird post

>>534189754
>>534191012
You some kind of retard?

>>534186684

it's actually very simple. so we can form BRD and UBRS groups with good players, instead of getting spammed by human male dps warriors and ret paladins that want to leech off tank and healer gear. they'll be busy LF2M tank/healer SM armory

>>534190682
>pushing new custom content is more important than getting the servers up and running

Ambershire Release: Name Reservations & Launch Day Plans

The launch of Ambershire is locked in for 17:00 PM Server Time!

Name Reservations open on August 13 at 17:00 PM ST. You'll be able to create your characters ahead of time, but the world won't be accessible until release day. Reservations will remain available throughout that period, with the exception of a temporary maintenance window on August 15 during the patch rollout.

Turtle WoW Radio Crew is going all-in for launch day! Our DJs will be live with special shows, cheering on your first quests, dungeon dives, and level-ups. Whether you're racing to level 10 or just vibing in the starter zones, tune in to the radio on your minimap!

Let us know if you have any questions and see you in Azeroth! http://turtle-wow.org/ambershire .

>>534191256
? I'll just tank myself and never invite those guys

>most retarded or cringe discord post ever
>check profile
Why is it always the she/her group?

>>534191329
Thank you Mrs. Turtle

>>534191282
Yeah, especially when its new starting zones. Are you mentally retarded?

>>534189557
i was turned down for groups multiple times in classic official just for being a druid, even when people were starved as fuck for tanks

people are actually retarded desu

>>534191329
It's going to mog Project Eflop so hard lol

>>534191329
Woah, they are giving actual times and dates, how can they do that? Kaytoes said the technology does not exist.

Don't play a class that can tank or heal if you are gonna be dps, it's really that simple.

>>534191329
What's the point of reserving my name if it's just going to get merged with nordanaar and deleted because there's some character that hasn't logged on in 6 years with the same name?

>>534191329
Poochiesisters... why do I feel queasy...

>>534191517
Maybe I don't want to give or receive, I just wanna watch.

>>534191140
I don't think he's talking about the servers nonny

>>534190858
I'll show you some humor in game but you might not get it.

>>534191373
trannies are annoying
>>534191729
>kaytotes doesn't know what webhost, sql and db mean
>has a melty

>>534191570
It would be a very extreme case if there were no players at Ambershire, but I am sure that will not happen.

>>534191729
If you actually check discord he reacted to that message directly with a "kek"
You are retarded. He is talking about the servers.

kayGAWD dabbing on these obnoxious losers

Any Kezan war mode chads?
I will by killing anyone who dares to turn it on.

>>534191729
So you are saying there's a chance we get Pochie tonight?

>>534187931
anon do you really think a 18 slot bag should cost 350 g?

They should wipe everyone's money over 2 gold and inventory space of any item with an ilvl above 20.

Does that sound like a reasonable prune for EPL exploiters?

kaytotes is in the epstein files

>>534191329
>1.12.1
miss me with that moldy shit.

>>534191329
No dark iron customization no play.

>>534192020
nope. full account prune or i talk to the goblin.

>>534191438
good for them i hope they have fun

>>534188026
same we should roll on gurubashi together and spread misery.

Any must have addons? I'm new

>>534192146
There is on the cash shop lol

>>534191570
Turtle does regular name wipes for inactive accounts. I've lost a few OG names to them, like Lux, Gary, Christ, and Slug.
They actually do it way too often and include accounts that haven't even been inactive for that long.

>>534192195
Peggle

>>534191729
>working on patch
>can't crank it today
its fairly clear buddy! stop being retarded and entitled and juts wait till whenever

>>534192195
the giant titty mod.

>>534192146
you can buy one in the store...

>>534191729
now stop fucking trolling
he said he will not crank it today
simple as

>>534186926
I got to level 6 the other night but I'm gonna remake my character once the server is up

>>534192272
Remember to thank prunefags for the delay

>>534191409
They should focus on fucking releasing the server like they promised a hundred times.

>>534188573
based ross, one of the boys.

>>534192379
>he actually thinks the DO NOTHING option would have the servers up sooner
nigger. THESE
NIGGERS
ARE
LYING
SINCE DAY 1
THEY ARE LYING NOW, THEY WILL CONTINUE TO LIE

>>534192195
Postal, OmniCC and maybe a nameplate addon
you don't really need addons in the first place though

anal with midna

POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS
>POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS
POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS
>POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS
POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS
>POCHIE NOW UPDATE RAUS

Explain calmly, with your own words, why ElvUI is so bad?

>>534192581
cave explorer contract

>>534192284
lvl 8, I'm self-wiping too, I'm in no rush + explorer anyway. Thats why I wanted a wipe because its been up and down so much, playing in little bursts, that i feel like my character is tainted from the trauma and must kill itself.

>>534189534
the problem is that you guys push vague updates and leave us in the dark for hours at a time, including your fucking CMs who have no answers for people most of the time because the devs are isoalted from the entire community. it doesn't take any time at all to talk to your CMs and be like "okay we did x y and z today, what questions does the community have?"

and if your drama queen CMs are too busy huffing and sighing over the burden of jannying then fire them or hire someone who can do this kind of thing

>>534191570
>if it's just going to get merged with nordanaar and deleted
anyone who thinks ambershire is going to be a ghost town like tel'abim was is completely clueless to the demands of the private server scene.

>>534192635
sovlless

>>534189134
You mean the Vanilla high elves? It’s because they’re just recoloured Night Elves.

>>534192483
The "Do Nothing" option wasn't even a real option to begin with and I don't know why it was ever put up alongside the others. They already apparently did some selective pruning a while back, so to then turn around and refuse to prune the rest or wipe would have been astronomically retarded.

The poll was rigged from the start.

>>534192195
Spy if gvgv
kekzan lol who cares? maybe weakaura or something lmao

>>534192635
soulless boxes and bars
stock ui with moveable components is already better

>>534186926
Level 5.
Server died the minute I walked into Goldshire.

>>534192379
They are making a patch for the new areas, so it wouldnt be faster either way, you still got to wait unti that is done. They are full of shit and its about time you fucking wake up!

>>534191409
i know you're trolling but best practice is to get the service up and running again ASAP

I don't want to play TurtleWoW.

>>534192635
If you have a mouse with side buttons it really doesn't even provide that much more utility and it looks boring and shitty.

plapping jahy

oh are you guys pronouncing "Pochie" like "Epoch" but with the E moved to the end" and not like "Poachie"?

>>534192195
3.3.15 client has most of the neccessary functions addons were needed for baseline. You really only need addons for customizing unit frames.

If you were to play on a 1.12 server like troontle you would at minimum need enemy cast bars, nameplates, omnicc, dottimers, combat text, etc as these are either not in the base game or extremely barebones for vanilla.

>>534192195
get the quest addon off their website

>>534192968
pock-ee

which server will have the most bio fems?

>>534192968
poh-chi

>>534192680
This. But it also shows how clueless the team was launching a PvP realm instead of a HC realm.

check out my night elf gf

>>534192929
Is there a decent MMO mouse on the market these days or am I going to have to hunt down one of those old logitech ones?

>>534192968
like pokemon

>>534192964
consensual sex in the missionary position with Konata

I JUST WANT TO PLAY

>>534192968
ch is throat 'g' sound. like jewish locheim or something.

epogggg
pogggeee

>>534193006
My human male holy paladin looks like this.

>>534193084
Retail, but they are all over 40 years old and mentally ill.

>>534192483
Never forget that they tried to claim that Discord Admins personally ordered Eopch to shut their server down lol.

počí my beloved

considering i still dont know how to assign tags to myself this definetly isnt exhaustive but good lord rip mages

POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK

>>534193006
Doesn't Astolfo canonically have a big penis though? It's why Jeanne freaked out seeing him naked in Fate/Apocrypha

>>534193371
1756 rogues, 1700 of those are playing gurubashi

>>534192483
kaytotes admits in the messages above that now they're delayed because they have to prepare the patch for the starting zone stuff lmao. even if they had to do nothing we would still be waiting for that

>>534193346
mentally ill foids are the best.
it sucks when they turn that mental illness against you because of vibes, doe
thanks for listening to my blog

>>534193147
I use a razor naga with the modular side panel and that works just fine for me but I'm sure there are better choices out there.

>>534193371
they nerfed end game farming for mages, I wouldn't want to play that cucked class either now

>i'm going to be inept and i'm going to be smug about it

>>534193451
bro she NEVER had seen a penis before how the fuck would you act

>>534189224
You are brown.

So when are they going to Crank it?

>>534193371
>butcher mage farming
>epoch endgame mage gameplay is sitting in the cuck circle

I don't know what they expected.

the turtle experience for those curious

SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BARBER

>>534192635
Dogshit unaesthetic look
What it does can be done by other, better, less resource-using addons. It's basically babby's first UI for people whose brain is too smooth to do anything but ctrl-c/ctrl-v something off a guide into the game.

And finally the keylogger situation around 2010ish. If you've reinstalled elvui after that, you're automatically a retard regardless of everything else.

You're going to have to hunt down an old Logitech G600 if you want a quality 12 button mouse, but they go for $200+.
If you're willing to settle for 6 buttons Logitech has a decent mouse currently in production.

I can't use any mouse made by any other manufacturer though. They all use cheap ultra-thin plastic.

Guys is it over for warrior chads in this server? Will we be cucked by other tanks and by retris since they're the favored class of trannies?

I don't mean to sound ungrateful but adding new started zone and all the quest at this stage is most fucking retarded thing I have heard yet. More untested content, more delays, and more likely to cause congestion as lots will want to start there to check it out. And once you move on, you'll never give a shit again.

>>534193640
won't matter after the 17th.

server status?

>>534193807
Why would it be over for Warriors? Warriors were always good. Vanilla, TBC, WOTLK. They never were bad.

waiting over a week for the game to launch?
how about a new comfy discord role?

KYS ROSS

@grok make me a goblin and troll starting zone for my custom wow vanilla server

>>534193772
their clickers are notoriously bad

>>534193962
>pick anything other than human male paladin
BANNED

>>534193946
I mean is there same gay "balances" as in turtle?

tick-tock, poochies

>>534193943
Fucking gaijin pigs are ruining Japan

>>534194047
who?

>>534193772
Call me a boomer but I feel like PC accessories in general feel like absolute cheap shit compared to what you used to get for the same price, even Logitech. I feel lucky if I get a mouse that survives more than a year without double clicking.

buffing paladin tanking to be on par with warrior would be as stupid as giving warrior a healing spec

>seen some discord discussions about epoch adding death knights

They're not gonna ruin the game are they?

>>534193807
Be the warrior chad and fuck trannies in their ASSHOLE.

>>534193990
>clickers
Are you talking about the Left/Right mouse buttons? They've all lasted me 2+ years, which is far longer than most mice.
I also have gorilla hands and death grip my mice, so Logitech build quality is really the only brand that works for me.

>>534194047
No Man's Wharf...home...

>>534193943
I seriously have no clue if this is support to be a tranny

>>534192239
Based. Is there a way to coordinate games? Maybe a /peggle chat channel?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M2WHydSRLM

Pochie launch on friday?

>>534194164
>giving warrior a healing spec
How would this work? The warrior gets a sandvich like the Heavy?

stop the count kaytotes are be prepared to face my wrath

>>534194139
That’s literally everything. Nothing is built to last. They all work fine up until the warranty and then some controller shorts somewhere (totally not planned goy :^) )

>>534194164
buffing paladin tanking is fine if it still takes some semblance of skill like in TBC, just buff thunderclap threat as well for warrior

>>534193943
Japan really isn't made for the average murican's size

>>534194164
from a fantasy perspective, Paladins should alwayshave been great tanks, if not the best

>>534193346
pussy is still pussy

>>534194321
If they launch the server after 2 weeks and they still have a hard cap of 5k, what the hell was the point of a 2+ week delay?

>>534194164
oh no no no is the dpsbaby worried he won't be able to roach into groups anymore?

>>534194139
engineered obsolescence is real
im still using some noname bullshit keyboard bought ~16 years ago

>>534194236
sovl

>>534194232
you need to get off this site for 5 minutes

Are the wipers still shitting themselves?

>>534193772
>muh 64 button mouse
is this why boomers say you don't need addons? they actually buy this cringe shit?

>>534194321
im thinking poochie thursdy. this way they ease into the weekend. friday is too obvious and wont give them the stealth launch they seek.
or next week.
i can also see it launching in 5-6 hours when euros have gone to bed

>>534194438
What classic fantasy are you basing this off of? Warriors have always been the de-facto tanking class, from TTRPG to IRL LARPing to EQ.

So these are the people wanting a wipe huh... Color me shocked.

>>534194236
FANTASTIC

>>534194164
i will not allow other plate wearers in my pugs hehe

>>534193962
>orc impregnator

>>534194653
paladins' entire purpose in fantasy is to protect their party (i.e. tank)

>>534186926
Druid to 15
Rogue to 5

>>534194386
In SoD iirc arcane mages healed by marking a target and dealing damage to it, which would heal friendlies in an area.

Other games have similar mechanics. Imagine if for example, battle shout gave your party a fixed amount of lifesteal, and that lifesteal would be increased vs targets debuffed with thunderclap, demo shout, taunted, rend, etc.

There was a korean MMO I played when younger where one of the healing specs was precisely on a warrior-type class - he had almost 4x as much health as other non-tanks, he would heal himself up by dealing damage, and then transfer his own health to teammates with heals, which made for a very interesting, risky playstyle. All of these could work in WoW.

>>534194431
Paladin tanking has always been braindead and that's fine.
They need to uncap (but keep the lower damage past 10mobs) both swipe and thunder clap and give prot and ret paladins more mana sustain.

>>534194546
>roach into groups
>roach
>into
You retards hear a streamer say something and just repeat it without even understanding what it means lol.
Reaching means to scatter AWAY from something.

>>534194465
5k is better than 2-3k :) two weeks well spent. This time maybe the queue will work too. Maybe ,who knows, we haven't tested that lol. Check out the new starter zones we have no idea if the work or not too!

>>534194386
yell slurs so hard they are whipped into full hp

These devs are driving me insane.
It's like they can only complete one task a day.
So when we get the patch, tomorrow, since they spent their 1 task a day coupon on discord questions, they'll wait another day to open the servers.

actual niggers

>>534194321
>24h to count poll votes
>24h to manually edit the 40 ppls inventories / gear
pochie on friday at earliest

>>534194658
>do I waste my 2 hour chat cooldown to harass him?

>>534186926
Level 12 druid on Gurubashi. Probably could have hit 15 if I rolled on Kezan but they decided to not bring the Gurubashi servers up for two weeks. Ended up leveling a warlock to level 6 on Kezan while they were testing

>>534194874
its not wasted if you enjoy it anon

>no group finder
KEK. OFC. they built the entire server just to play with their friends. peak player count will be 500 by the time turtle fresh is out

I could of been max level by now.....

>>534186926
I got rogue to level 2 ;_; rolled back twice

>>534194623
>is this why boomers say you don't need addons
What addon gives you more buttons? You're not actually using your left hand to hit all 40 keybinds in 2025, right..?

>>534194856
>I know exactly, 100% of the time, what everyone on the development team is doing

Do share with us then, Anon

>>534194829
>zoomer hears other zoomers co-opt a term in Hardcore and pretends that it's always been like that
roaching, leeching, parasiting, were all interexchangeable until your favorite streamer ran away from dire maul north, zoomie

>>534194829
ok neeeeeeeerd

>>534194546
>roach into groups

kys you fucking ESL eceleb nigger

>>534190000
wasted

>>534194953
and then what would you do, anon?

get his ass

>>534194792
A Paladins entire purpose is to protect their party by any means necessary, whether that be taking their damage, healing them, shielding them, or through diplomacy.

Compare that to a Warrior/Barbarian whose sole purpose is to stand in the front and take a beating.

What classes win in a 1v1 against sl/sl locks?

>>534195010
stop posting here Ross>>534195245

>>534192235
Is that why my characters name that was banned 5 years ago is still not available?

>>534191329
IS IT STILL ON THAT SHITTY CLIENT?

>>534194623
Don’t knock it till you try one.
The worst part of MMO mice is once you use one for long enough you can never go back to a standard one.

534195135
nice try fag, we know it's still you

>>534195219
wait for Turtle fresh and do it again

>>534195012
>parasiting
literally nobody has ever said this in WoW lol. stop making shit up.

>>534195253
the class that has better gear

>>534190000
incredible fucking post for incredible fucking numbers

>>534195245
>A Paladins entire purpose is to protect their party by any means necessary

All while wearing a cute dress! *blushes*

>>534194653
>Warriors have always been the de-facto tanking class
Not really, Warriors aka Fighters all the way back in AD&D were considered to be strategic masters at arms with great proficiency in multiple weapons and fighting techniques. They just naturally fall into a frontline fighting role due to that, they weren't specifically designed to be "tanks", which is even why Warrior has stuff like Fury (a pastiche of a Barbarian) and Arms (the more traditional Fighter aesthetic that could wear a lot hats i.e. utilize various weapon types)

>>534192014
It's just blizzard players used to bot infested servers, full of gold buyers

>>534192790
typical retarded faggot american. your side loses and immediately go "ITS RIGGED'

fucking faggot 80iqs like u need to be lined up and shot

>>534195245
WoW fags have never played any real fantasy games, give them a break.

>>534193772
chinks made the replacement a long time ago. get with the times, unc.

>epoch still isn't live
>BBC+ has been offline for 12+ hours

THEY REALLY WANT ME TO SNAP

>>534195434
put on the fucking shield you big baby

>>534192581
Meet me at the gaping chasm, tanaris
I'll be waiting

>>534195670
how the fuck do you actually click on this shit with normal MALE hands though

>>534195337
If it was banned it will never be available, dumbass.

>>534195670
Name?

>>534195670
is there a third button like on g600?

>>534195670
I have this mouse

Which faction is more respectful towards trans players?

>>534195670
what is that thing at the lower left corner

I think expecting any better dealing of the situation at this point is foolish on your part. They are retards, but maybe they can bumble a server out at some point. Just don't be surprised if they continue to be retarded. Expect it and accept it. Assume retardedness, and hope to be pleasantly surprised if something non-retarded happens.

>>534195829
Alliance :3

>>534195829
Alliance and it's not even close

>>534195510
>They just naturally fall into a frontline fighting role
You typed a lot just to eventually agree with me.

>>534195851
it's what holds the mouse batteries together

>>534195851
the speedloader

>>534192680
They have stated that if nordanaar dies because of amber Shite, they will merge ambershire into nordanaar
Nordanaar is eternal. If you actually think turtle will 2x their entire player base with this realm you are delusional

Ascension is being ironic with the BBC+ acronym right?

They're not THAT unaware, right?

>>534195829
Horde, they accept all sorts of mutilated freaks.

>>534195829
Why are you asking this question on an x-faction server though?

But we say you'll never be a woman because we don't want you to mutilate yourself for an unachievable pipedream. Please wake up and accept yourself for who you are.

>>534195510
i like old warriors who have a tool for every job
they're rock paper and scissors in martial combat
need a spear to keep an enemy at range? you got it
need a mace to crack the armor? hell yeah brother
they can even dabble in bows!

>>534195851
weights, pull them out if you need it lighter etc

>>534195994
british broadcasting channel?

>>534195829
unironically horde lorewise

>>534195829
Horde if belves are present, else Alliance.

>>534192968
Like pokimane uwu

>>534195553
>He thinks I'm American

>>534195987
>They have stated that if nordanaar dies because of amber Shite, they will merge ambershire into nordanaar
I hate these trannies and their crab in a bucket mentality.

>>534196078
I think wow covers that class fantasy with stance swapping, kinda

>>534195994
they are chinese

>>534195994
>needing clarification that a BBC reference is a joke
I have a bridge to sell you

>>534195553
t. retard victim of jewish mind control / mass migration

>>534195987
this rules troontle out for me then. fuck their moldrealm. I wanted fresh to get away from it in the first place.

>>534195994
What's wrong with public telly?

>>534195770
it's actually one of the largest mouses out there, at least in width. if it was like 2mm longer it would be perfect
>>534195780
filename
>>534195851
adjustable weights
>>534195783
the button in the left upper corner can be re-assigned to a modifier and be used in the same way as the third button on G600

>>534193578
>>534193638
did people really only play mages to be chinese farm bots?

>>534183974
good morning sirs kindly playing the turtles please

>>534196157
>lorewise
The Horde would exile you for mutilating yourself. Maybe the Forsaken would let you hangout in their sewers, but they're not actual Horde.

The Alliance on the other hand would send you straight to Stormwind Keep and make you a foreign diplomat.

>>534195942
There's a difference between purposeful design and natural course due to the design, they didn't always have to be a frontliner. There were other martial roles that could perform just as well honestly, hell you could play a fucking Ranger as a Frontliner if you really wanted.

>>534196396
>the button in the left upper corner can be re-assigned to a modifier and be used in the same way as the third button on G600
hmmmm very interesting

>>534186926
Got to level 6 on Guru but didn't try very hard to log in because of all the server memes

>>534196412
I play female human mage to sell taxi service and other services

>>534196412
Yeah, people played mages to either make a lot of money farming or to quickly level up aoe farming.

>>534196396
I’m wary of cheap chinese shit but then again I’m using a fucking razer. I’ll keep this one in mind Chang, you aight.

Which one should I open for the re-launch?

>>534196605
Peach

>>534195987
The WoW playerbase is going to flock to whatever Classic+ server becomes available first.
If you think otherwise, you are delusional.

>>534196490
The Horde is a refuge for all outcasts
Forsaken and blood elves therefore joined the Horde, because the Alliance was intolerant towards them
>>534196605
Vanilla

>>534193943
>build for tiny fkin japs
>comes in 3dpd
>profit lost

Retard here is the biggest reason why people dont aoe tank stuff (3+) dungeons in vanilla because the mobs hit actually hard or because tanks cant hold threat for shit to save themselves?

>>534196605
roll for it

>>534196663
>flock to whatever Classic+ server becomes available first
turtle is already available and everyone is still waiting for epoch

Ulmetrs status?

>>534196605
pineapple

>>534196605
do they have a onions flavor?

Anyone have idea if priest shield prevent rage gains on this server?

>>534195987
>They have stated that if nordanaar dies because of amber Shite, they will merge ambershire into nordanaar
well, that's not true

If you're not voting 2 you're simply a stupid nigger.

what server is best for brown players?

>>534196502
I think the debate is over fantasy as a whole and not just DnD lol.
He's right. You can go all the way back to the very first fantasy novels and the frontlines has, 99% of the time, been some form of a "warrior"/soldier/barbarian/knight/etc.

While the holy knights usually fill more of a sidekick/support role.

whats the latest news

>>534196907
cry

>>534196846
What are you, an ogre?

>>534196846
>onions
wtf I wrote onions

heh

>>534196907
>t. couldn't get in
you will never catch up

>>534196078
>>534196212
If only WoW actually had physical resistances like Slashing and Crushing like they do with magical resistances.

>>534197001
i look and dress like that

>>534194623
>lil zoom zoom is a literal ability clicker and is acting smug about it

>>534195851
weights. you can mix your own max comfy combo

>>534196770
>turtle is already available
We're talking about FRESH.

>>534196908
warmane

>>534195829
i literally look like this

>needing that many side buttons on a mouse
I just bind my 2 mouse side buttons to ctrl+alt then use shift/ctrl/alt modifiers + 12345/qertf for anything I could ever fit on my bars.

>>534194992
whats wrong with that

Alliance mageGODS WW@

>>534195829
>My happiness
You're not fooling anyone senpai

>>534197098
i'm trans btw

>>534195670
i use this mouse it's okay, i don't care for the RGB and i don't use any of the extra buttons though.

>The Horde is a refuge for all outcasts
Go to any Orc/Tauren zone. Notice anything? Or rather, a lack of things? It's all Orcs/Tauren. Period. Their lands are for their people. End of story.

Now go to any Human zone. Notice how many random races are all over the place. The Alliance allows anyone and everyone into their lands. Including trannies.

Horde. Because the word "Alliance" means a group of people/races of the same values and beliefs.
Horde on the other hand means a collective of individuals banding together against a common threat/enemy.

>>534197286
warriors are at least double of that. it is the dad normie class. warlock is probably even less.

You don't need more than 1-5, shift+1-5 and alt+1-5. If you have more buttons than that you can just click 'em since their niche buttons that only get used rarely.

>>534196734
Tanks can't hold threat,
Most classes don't have good enough AoE anyway
Some mobs are dangerous/heal themselves or do something other than autoattack the tank
Also doing big pulls means you have to rest after every pull instead of every 3 or 4.

>>534197292
cope

My opinion on Ross is changing after watching him mock people for an hour straight. Maybe he's based actually.

>>534197286
>paladin is the class of the average discord user
what have i become

>>534197286
i made an alliance rogue on a pve server, i offer nothing to the group and could have been a mage or warlock and atleast brought drinks and portals, instead i bring nothing. am i cooked?

What server do I play on if I've never played wow before and feel like giving it a chance for once? Brown btw dunno if that matters

>>534196595
If they're going to remove the only two activities that make mage fun to play, they have to change the core of the class. Nobody is going to play a mage to endgame if literally all they're allowed to do is spam frostbolt/fireball.

>>534196605
pineapple

>>534197385
this. the horde is formed out of the mutual interests of disparate peoples who understand the necessity of having ties to blood and soil, while alliance is a globohomo cuckfest

>>534197450
It's just discord role selection, it doesn't reflect anything in game.

The Alliance believes in the Light.
The Horde believe in nothing.

Make what you will of this

>>534196734
What AoE threat gen is there for Tanks, thunderclap and consecration?

The real question is do you bind Q and E to abilities or leave it as strafe?

This could all be alleviated with 2 more servers

>>534197426
Meant to reply to >>534195829

>>534197286
This looks mostly accurate comparing with the ingame census I did the other day
Hunter was higher and druids lower

>>534195829
Play gurubashi alliance to gank the hordechuds in an all transgirl gankparty, make sure to teabag.

>>534196412
It's not only that.
TBC mages are meh in PvE and Epoch changes barely touched anything.

>>534196878
why you lying nigga?

>>534197515
paladin and shaman are over represented because of dwarf shamans and undead paladins

>>534196605
honey
desu everything else changes flavour too much

>>534197698
Why the fuck would you leave Q and E as strafe and not instantly rebind that to A and D?

>>534197690
Speak for yourself.
By Elune.

>>534197551
i would play warmane first so that you can learn what WoW is about without any changes. though to be honest, turtle is not that far from vanilla WoW.

>>534197698
Starafe with A D

>>534197690
the horde believes they dindu nuthing

>>534196605
definitely honey

>>534197773
>finally release a fresh server
>merge it with the old fart server a couple months afterwards
Hey, at least they're leting you know their plans ahead of time

>>534197286
>Least picked is mage
In what fucking reality

it always takes at least 1 wipe to realize you needed 0

When is the launcher getting updated?

>>534197698
Unbound W, S, A, D & move with a mouse + strafe keys.

why is it that private servers lack the magic of official blizzard servers?

>>534197457
>1-5
>not using Q,E,R,F,C
The number row is for buffs. Gotta keep those core abilities close to home.

>>534197385
what the fuck are you talking about theres tauren and forsaken in orgrimmar and theres forsaken in thunderbluff

>>534197530
As a tank or healer I almost always take at least one Rogue. Beside swords and axes there's zero loot overlap with priests and Warriors. Rogues are good boss nukers too and you kind of need them with Epoch's dungeon bosses who have 2-3x as much HP as usual.

It's the Feral tanks and Rdruids who will avoid you like the plague.

>>534198040
soon™

>>534198040
When you stop doing the unthinkable with your dog late at night

>>534197698
>>534198059
Is this a bot?

Alliance = western civilization
Horde= third world, brown people

>>534198004
mage mains =/= mage players
it's an aoe grind class

>>534196734
DPS classes do more damage than a tank is able to hold threat. It gets better towards end game, but during leveling tanks just don't have enough damage/threat output to out-aoe 3 DPS classes at once.

>europoors can't make private servers without some pozzed shit
another W for blizz

>>534198004
Only new thing they got on the server is some rune that increases damage and that's it. Compared to all the other classes getting tons of cool stuff to either use or have fun with. No one will really pick Mage outside of people that already enjoy how the class plays

>>534193129
Exclusively fucks shota

>>534198000
their most loyal customers don't want to lose their progress
theres people with 10 level 60 bis, 500 euro on cash shop each character
imagine they don't merge them?
its gonna be a shitshow

>>534198197
im so ahrd now

>>534198232
>Alliance = western civilization
*ran by jews, fyi

Alliance = Vaginal
Horde = Anal

>>534198004
I'm 15 druid and I'm considering switching to a mage when the servers up
Dunno if I'll do dorf or gnome since
>new race class combo
>new starting zone

>>534196734
There's a reason why until WoTLK threat meters were mandatory and the "You do as much DPS as the tank allows you to" was prevalent.

Threat is a legitimate issue, and pulling more/bigger isn't so much a "is the tank capable of it" but a "are the DPS not retarded enough to fuck it up" situation.

alliance is antiskub
horde is proskub

>>534198232
no sir i am not a robots

>>534198314
if they released SoD Fresh i'd never log into epoch

>>534198360
They did a good job then, western civilzation is pretty based, and everywhere else is a mudhut shithole

Alliance = white liberals
Horde = brown conservatives

A left, S forward, D right. Only room temp leaves W for movement. Walking backwards is only needed if you want to exploit zone restrictions

>>534198448
I cannot wait for all the tourists to cause 5000 wipes a day because they literally have no conception of things like "aggro" and "threat management" so they just go balls 2 the wall and rip all the aggro off the Tank who literally cannot do enough damage to regain aggro.

>they still think epoch launches before the end of the year

>>534198546
>They did a good job then
MIGA faggot.

>>534197773
that's actually good

>>534198143
Orc/Tauren are brothers and there are 3 undead in TB who are forced to stay underground and are only there for business.

Now let's talk Stormwind/Elwynn.

when game

>>534198751
epoch should be launched into the sun

>>534198590
Why not keep W for forward and use S for something else if you never ever want to be able to walk backwards?

>>534195702
what changes does BBC+ have?

>muh threat
>muh aggro
sorry for having a gargantuan monster cock i guess

>>534198332
>500 euro on cash shop each character
Wait, the cashshop items are character locked?
That's some next level bullshit.
I hope they enjoy parsing naxx for the 204th time or leveling another hardcore character decked in AH blues because nobody is rolling a new character on the old server after this.

>>534198676
WAHHHHH SHIT TANKS SHIT TANKS WAHHHH REPLACE THIS TANK WAHH

you just know. Introspection is anathema to the zoomie.

>>534198590
walking backward is need if you're a tank

>>534196734
just bad tanks
if you are a warrior and you charge into 3-4 mobs and ss whirlwind, defensive stance tab sunder, theres no way anyone is pulling threat from you
every dungeon i just run like this and people aoe the packs
if healer can't handle it i do the cuck CC one mob, kill them one by one
in some dungeons you cant do that, like those packs with the paladins and healers in brd, but most dungeons you can aoe packs

>>534198534
same

>>534198419
You can probably just make the trek over there as a dwarf. I want to check it out too but I also want to play a shammie so if I go over there I got no trainer until 5+.

>>534198819
I like to keep my fingers relaxed instead of warped stance

>>534198590
Walking backwards is an incredibly useful tool both in PvE while tanking dungeons or AoE farming mobs to gather them around tightly and also in PvP to take roughly 3-4 yards off your own character's hitbox.

Rogues entire strategy in duels vs a warrior for example is literally relying on crippling poison and slowly walking backwards while letting their energy regen. If they didn't hit S they would get clobbered to death instantly by ter Warrior. You have no clue what the fuck you're talking about so just keep your mouth shut.

>>534199120
You know that the fingers being slightly bent is them being relaxed right?

>>534198676
They'll just pull aggro and run straight to pull the next pack after draining healers
I've tried to get healers to let shitty dps die, they always complain but never do shit

FDVR Vanilla when

>>534199062
Classic anniversary/pserver shitass detected

>>534197024
polearm range would be fun to see as well.

>>534199059
Yeah, s forward shift+s backward

>>534199120
W is natural resting position for middle finger as its longer. Unless you're a mutant of some kind.

>>534198316
you will stand in the cuck circle or you will be suboptimal

Rune of Power is literally an anti-fun mechanic

>24 hours to update
>24 hours to release the poll
>24 hours to collect the poll
>24 hours to decide what to do with the polled information
>24 hours to bring the server up
>24 hours for another update explaining why the server went down 2 minutes after launch and hasn't come back up
>24 hours for a vibes update
>24 hours for a "we're making great progress!" update
>24 hours for a "testing imminent, may bring up the servers *doesn't ever bring up the server*" update
>24 hours for a new poll asking once again if people want to wipe just to make triple sure
>24 hours for a launch release update
This next week is going to be hell

>>534199062
forgot to mention, if you are lower level than mobs, and have shit gear you can't do this because the mobs hit too hard

this thread has conditioned me to feel a certain way about gnome priests

>>534199274
>bro the game is just like it was in 2004
>i mean, it's not, but let's just pretend like it is
Get over it, man. 2004 isn't coming back.

Rogue or Shaman?
I fear the DPS dungeon queue.

>>534199002
*kicks you after giving you 1 warning and gets another DPS ape instantly*

>>534199331
B-but kaytroon said asap

The way some of you talk makes it sound like you haven't touched this game in at least 10 years.

>>534199331
>server finally ready to launch
>kaytotes gets a cease & desist letter in the mail

>>534199374
especially when they are hot irl

>>534199274
and what did you play?
Pservers are a lot harder than blizzard classic btw

>>534199450
why would one?

>>534199450
15

Why would I need a threat addon when Wrath client has one baked in?

>>534199492
That guruslut is not hot lmfao

>>534199450
20

>>534199297
do you really need another key closer to your movement keys that desperately to do away with the traditional wsad though?
do you have small hands or something?

>>534194816
SoD arcane mage plays a lot like retail disc priest with atonement healing. I remember disc priests being mad that they wouldn't get atonement in SoD because of arcane mage healing being added to the game. I think Sage in FFXIV also had a similar mechanic.

Even then I remember spriest healing with Vampiric Embrace being overtuned as fuck in vanilla WoW to the point where my guild could run 5-dps dungeons with our spriest playing both tank and healer.

>>534199397
>original poster about "why didn't people do this in vanilla"
>several answers about "we didn't know any better so we had to work within the constraints we had"
>juan pablo with the steel chair of "we know better now so that literally never happened"

Stellar

>>534199589
proofs?

>>534199450
30

>>534198590
>Walking backwards is only needed if you want to exploit zone restrictions
Taking individual steps backwards is pretty much mandatory for positioning while tanking.
Sorry but I'm not fucking turning my camera and strafing back and forth when literally all I need to do is take a step back.

I was thinking of rolling a hipster troll warlock but I don't dare make one to betatest their new area

>>534199331
Yeah this waiting for an entire day to get fucking nothing shit is really starting to get tiring. Poll was settled and the ratio hasn't changed since 10 minutes in. Fucking put up the server my god. Why are we waiting until some indeterminate amount of time?

>>534199697
coward

>>534186926
Guru 12 dorf shaman

>gonna have to explain to noobs they need to hold their dicks for at least 5 seconds before jumping in

i love turtle wow and retail

>>534199524
>and what did you play?
Vanilla while you were busy being unwashed smegma under your dad's unexistent foreskin, zoomie

I used to use the arrow keys to move. You got all the numpad close by, still got crtrl and shift for pinkie

>people talking about the game and classes again
Did you forget what happened last week? How we were all giddy and pumped up about playing our characters, and kaytotes RAPED us all? I'm not going to get excited about the game like that, not again.

Ice mages eatin good boys

>>534198314
>Cant /spit on faggots you dislike in classhit
Big win

>>534199629
He didn't ask why people didn't AoE in Vanilla. He didn't mention vanilla at all. He simply asked why people don't AoE tank.

excited for the 3 am ballot drops that will push the poll over to wipe

>>534199697
>i-is that... a bug? AAAIIIEEEE GAYTOTES SAVE ME

It only makes sense for a gnome
https://files.catbox.moe/umasuk.png

>>534199683
NOOOOO you can't just have backpedal bound! All the ecelebs told me it was useless!!!!

undeads look like trannies

>>534199825
If they drop the ball again I still have ambie to look forward to in a week.
I don’t give a fuck anymore, I just want to play the damn game.

>>534199845
Did they fix /e macro?

>>534199589
more gurugnomes for me

I can see Kaytotes shutting the servers down for a whole weekend in the future because he felt insulted by the community.

>>534199597
If you rest your hand on wasd and your middle finger is in W, you bend two fingers backwards. But if middlefinger is on s you'll bend middlefinger. Maybe it's from 15 years as welder my hands are stiff as fuck

>>534199927
Probably smell like them too, what with all the rotting open wounds.

>>534199697
It'll probably be in the northern part of echo isles so you can just walk to the normal starting zone in like 4-5 minutes.

>>534199862
>"I'm a stupid illiterate nigger"

The Post.

>>534198316
Well, also an actual arcane spec. Arcane barrage seems powerful.

>>534199492
>>534199589
>>534199640
Its an Argentinian tranny

>>534182573
This, I play prot pally and simply never invite other plate wearers to my dungeon groups

>the 80iq mongoloid: turns their character around and exposing their backs where they can't block or parry
>the 160 iq TVNK BVLL: slowly backpedals into position while maintaining maximal defense

>>534200003
nobody cares, faggot retard

>>534197098
>clicking
shift modifier is enough to cover every relevant ability and then you have ctrl+alt left
t. multiglad

Any guild on Gummy?

>the hyper autistic tards decided to vote to prune 10g and some copper ore from a handful of autists, causing devs to go through player mail/bank/guild bank for a lengthy period of time
over either
>full wipe which has the exact same outcome but slightly faster (simple as rolling back the servers)
or
>do nothing which is even faster than that and also has about the same outcome because who the fuck cares if you have 30g at level 15
I will wish great pain among all you stupid fucking retards.

>>534199629
the original poster didn't mean what you think it meant you absolute fucking autist
by "VANILLA WOW" they mean 1.12 version of the game, not the 2004 timeframe that people played the 1.12 version of the game
you are fucking retarded, you are the only person that understands "vanilla" like this, shut the fuck UP nerd
and even if he DID, the post I made never implied that it "never happened" it would be implying that IN VANILLA, tanks were BAD
you are such a fucking autist its insane

>>534200067
Do you honestly think he was talking about 21 years ago and not today lol? Genuine question.

>>534199885
MOAR NOW
>MOAR NOW
MOAR NOW
>MOAR NOW

>>534199980
you can still /e

>>534186926
level 9 dwarf warrior on Kezan, 50 something mining, 30 something blackmsithing, crafted myself some greens, found 0 bags, and got like 5 silver on my name.

>>534198784
>actually its good my cool name should be stolen by some fat tranny whose ass fills over the side of his couch like a tarp

>>534200090
you think people care?

>>534200152
SAAR YOU CANNOT LOOK INTO THE POSTBOX SAAR IT IS THE UNTOUCHABLES DO NOT PRUNEDEEM

>>534200152
>he doesn't read discord and spreads misinformation

>>534195670
The Naga V2 HyperSpeed at $75 is the superior MMO mouse ngl

>>534200152
>he thinks the server was ever coming back up within the time it would take to do any of them
you're the biggest retard of them all, now cry more wipefag

>>534200023
? you got abnormal hands, this is my natural finger resting postion

>>534200186
>>534200156
>Vanilla and Classic/Anniversary always used to separate between the two releases/times
>except not in this particular case because then it exposes me as a retard!

I'm guessing you both went to school on the same bus.

>>534200340
>razer

>>534199980
Other faction cant see your /e

>>534200121
My pinky can't hit CTRL, I have to curl it inwards and hit the key with the top of my fingernail.
But yeah Shift + Alt is enough ~30 binds right around your fingers.

>we're not artifically delaying the server launch

turned out that was a LIE

>>534200382
>brown

>>534199450
Kind of reminds me of the smartphone general in /g/ where some people still think that Samsung phones use Touchwiz

>want a fresh leveling experience and world pvp
>never want to run MC or BWL ever again
fuck. there's nothing for me.

is it me or the class changes in epoch are extremely boring?

just slapped tbc talents and changed nothing else

>>534199524
Holy shit i hope you are ironic because the thought of sharing a general with unironic classic zoomers scares me.

>>534200382
You're the one with abnormal hands nigger, you're brown.

>>534199885
damn that is PUFFY

>>534200283
Considering trannies go from community to community because no one likes having them around, yeah.

>>534200474
? u can have the first thing easily tho

>>534198000
they let the pvp realm stay on life support for like a year, they wouldn't merge ambershite until it caught up on the road map

>>534200420
their mice aren't bad just everything else

>>534199885
ZAMN

>>534200584
and then what when you hit 60?

>>534200476
Go play turtle where they do stupid shit like make rogue into a support class if you want retarded changes.

>>534200152
>30g
It's way more than that lol.
But I don't believe that the Epoch team is smart enough to wipe smuggled/itemized gold, so it doesn't matter. They're 100% just going to wipe players personal gold that shows up when you open your backpack lol.

>>534200515
people will try to fuck anything hot doesnt matter what it is or where it comes from

I am white.

>>534200646
enjoy your double clicking mouse in a year sar

>>534200113
>not jump strafing for maximum coverage and speed at the same time

>>534200387
god you are such an insufferable little autist
ok dude, you showed us, heh, you are so much better than us because you are a real OG vanilla player
congratulations, you won the interwebs sir

>>534200321
Where is the misinformation nigger? You uppity tards are holding the server hostage for an indeterminable length of time because 42 out of the 20k+ players are the richest hobos in Azeroth on a server that doesn't even have more than 8 hours of full up time.

>>534200420
I know, I hate Razer too, but I gotta admit that one specific mouse has everything I wanted, including an extra two buttons by M1 and AA battery hotswapping.

>>534200387
He asked
>Why DON'T people AoE tank?
Not
>Why didn't they AoE tank?
You have no room to be calling anyone else illiterate lmao.

Every time the cope with pruning is they somehow won't be able to find Gold sitting in the mailbox or just ignoring the 15 level 40 2handers in someone's inventory.

this ok?

>>534200474
Tauri Legion which will be releasing later this year

>>534200113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfiS6P4fiQo

>>534200382
Thats what I do except I'm not brown. And my first finger in free for various things

>>534200909
not playing any post-wrath xpac

>>534200474
Epoch isn't doing BWL

>>534200674
arenas and bgs? play something else?
I dunno you do you nigga

FRESH
>>534200954
>>534200954
>>534200954
>>534200954