Thread 534196968

fuck my shitty GAM life edition
>Patch 7.3 Preview Site
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>7.3 Preliminary Notes
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/907c6d2aa020c0e4458ed1477668521fb4a117ec

>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells and Syncshells
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>Meetups:
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• August 08, 09:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Living Memory, Leynode Mnemo | Gargantuaskin Map Party
• August 08, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 2 | Macross Delta WATCH PARTY - EP 19 to 21
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Previous thread: >>534179246

catgirls

>>534196968 (OP)
>fuck my shitty GAM life edition
Same sis...

*mineuchi*
*ogi*
*DING*
nothing personnel kiddo

BEWARE MY MIGHTY MALERA POWERRRRRR

My male midlander? Femlala owned.

I miss my modded femra

>>534196968 (OP)
I think CC would be nicer if more ojiisans queued up to play, especially to play with a femlala like me...

My baconator? Femlala owned.

my femezen dreamt about another femezen again........

sigh

>>534197154
WE KNOW!

>>534196968 (OP)
/pet /pet anon

Post character and commendation count
Your'e not a commendlet are you anon?

I like to use a sarcastic "Well Done!" text/voice commands in competitive PvP games when I kill someone

>>534196968 (OP)
love this elf like you wouldn't believe

>>534197139
>faerie
I know what you are
Good job, though!

I really like pictures of femezen wearing hats!

Okay, so there’s “chuuni”? Then there’s “genki”? WOOOAH! I love Dawntrail now! Wuk is our chuuni genki baka paizuri bukkake oni-chan senpai! Sugoi!

nature is healing...

>>534197219
Yeah I'm not going to queue up anymore as long as people like this are posting.

My femlala? Purple script owned.

My male Viera? Owned by his own hand.

>>534197359
>hat wuk was the better character

those consultation rewrites were poorly made.

>came back from a big break
>they upgraded textures for arr drg gear and gae bolg
>except for the unfinished gae bolg
SLOPPY
THEY LITERALL DID EVERY SINGLE VERSION EXCEPT FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

My male midlander? Femlala owned.

>>534197043
I play one

Im happy that the bullying in this thread has gone down a lot.

>>534197359
Wuk isn't a chuuni.

>>534197535
The amount of inconsistencies you can find between 6.5 and 7.0 is pretty silly.

We DO say that word here, brother.

Boypussy.

>>534197602
>>534197252

>>534196968 (OP)
Was a Wuk Lamat HUMILIATION RITUAL really necessary to appease Chuds who will just hate on the game anyways?

>Wuk Lamat tries to save the day
>get knocked back and crippled
>comedically, the WoL smiles while she falls and looks straight at the camera
>then in a rare thing for this game (a cutscene with unique animation for every class), the WoL does an attack to destroy the Meso Terminal that just crippled Wuk
>humiliation continues as Wuk is nearly dead knocked down on the floor and people around her are just talking about their next moves like nothing is happening
>then the entire cast just turns around and leaves Wuk on a cold floor
>next few cutscenes feature the VA's last voice lines, which are an explicit announcement that Wuk cannot fight anymore and a forever goodbye to the Warrior of Light

https://youtu.be/dEUQhJWTJJE?t=238

>YEAH! Wuk lamat is crippled! YEAH TAKE THAT FOR STEALING MY THUNDER BITCH!
>NOW CONTINUE GLAZING ME THE WOL AND ONLY ME ITS MY STORY NO ONE ELSES ITS MINE MINE MINE

Casual CC on Crystal @ 3:21 ET
My final call and then this dream finally ends for me...

>>534197650
Yeah

>>534197043
meow?

>>534197650
>>534197793
The amount of people I saw degrade her corpse with various emotes was funny

>>534196968 (OP)
>Macross Delta WATCH PARTY
lole
It was shit when you fags shilled it in threads for superior girl + mecha anime and it's still shit now.

holy shit, is this genuine?
i haven't done meso terminal yet, and probably won't until the weekend because of work. is it actually such a ball buster? here are two people effectively saying they've been filtered by a fucking msq dungeon, and they're not even being told to gitgud; people are agreeing, giving them thumbs ups, offering to run them through it, etc.

i'm actually kind of nervous for this now, LOL. is this overblown? jesus fucking christ.

>>534197359
>>534197650
Can you go back to concern trolling over the fake age verification message? This shit is low effort even for you

>>534197359
>bukkake
This would've fixed Wuk Lamat
Just her on her knees while all the male scions stand around her and give her shot after shot. The WoL, Thancred, Urianger, Alphinaud, Estinien, G'raha, Bakool Ja Ja, Erenville, Koana (since they're NBR), just all the men in the story painting her fur white
Do you think the blessed get two cocks or just one? I'd love to find out and I bet Wuk would too.

PCT bros what the fuck happened??!

Does anyone want to do the EX trial tonight

If I'm slightly above average at Frontline, how long would it take me to get a commendation crystal, and what would I have to do to get it?

>>534197943
BLM bros we won... but at what cost...

>>534197943
Casters aren't allowed to deal damage unless it's BLM

>>534197943
>worse than MCH

>>534197650
>>534197695
organic

>>534197695
its funny because she was "crippled" for all of 10 minutes before they healed her

>>534197875
domanra has shit taste in anime

water is wet

>>534197650
i dont see the wol smiling. Also glazing alisae for killing necron off when you just made a new dps painter is silly. Krile really got the shaft.

>>534197915
FFXIV is a hugbox community of low IQ retards, people who are literally disabled and olds

>>534197306
i leave nearly every duty instantly and i still get commended half the time i assume its a macro or a plugin maybe

>>534197943
>zero context bars

>>534197915
>Mawlzy
This faggot has been on the forums for the past 3 months complaining about the game. Meaning he hasn't unsubbed people on the forums are bigger faggots than people here.

Top 5 mooniest moonies?

>>534197943
It's day 2 of an update do you expect real results

Me in text:
>mmmfff, yeah show me that fat fucking cock, slide it inside me, breed me like you own me, I'm your bitch, your slave, I try to fight it but my body can't lie, I start slamming my ass against your cock and moaning like a whore...

Me on VC:
>Ummm...hi...hehe...I'm uhh...nice to meet you...ummm...h-how're you?

should i take a nap before work or should i do fates

>>534198024
Srry husband I won’t be home until Thursday, good luck!

>>534197915
scratch that, i scrolled down a little bit and found the obligatory:

>>534197932
>since they're NBR
would be better if they were

>>534198189
Sis...?

>>534196968 (OP)
That's big slime ringing

>>534198163
My moonie

>>534198189
Hmmm

Femra post

>>534198163
Is it mine?

>>534197915
How many people are complaining about the MSQ puzzle section being too hard?

7.3 was pretty shit. 7.4 will be kuja monke and 7.5 will be yshtola finally inspecting the cum chalice.

>>534198220
>husband

>>534198163
I think it's mine moonie.

>>534197875
Bro you OK?

>>534197943
>SAM finally winning for once
Time to go back to SAM... Hinokami Kagura!

>>534197916
Excuse me faggot? You’re the one who was concern trolling about age verification for HOURS. YOU did that. YOU are the one who’s been promoting /xivg/ as a repository for true facts for years.
>>534007227
>>534007245
By the way, where’s the Unreal store page for the new mount? Oh, you forgot about that too?

Thank you for joining my calls and for the CC!

I love her.

>>534198437
glorpo shitto is behind you anon… but you didn’t hear it from me

>>534198189
my moonie is exactly like this

>>534198461
I'm not a Deltafag so I'm doing gr8.

I haven't played it yet because I was busy yesterday but has 7.3 done anything to stop the subscriber exodus?

6:10 CC ET Crystal
I can pick up CC calls.

>still no dual dye channel on the higan shigan
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...

>>534198481
lol how many rupees are you getting paid for this one saar?

if plogons don't come back up today i'm going to freak out

>>534198598
higan shigan wigan sakakaki?

>still no dual dye channel on the flargon blargon
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...

>>534197943
There's like a 17% difference between the best DPS job and the worst DPS job. So even if you ran a party of nothing but Bards, your 20 minute duty would now be a 23 minute 24 seconds duty, and if you ran all Samurai it'd be a 16 minute and 36 second duty.

>Average: 20 minutes
>Worst: 23 minutes 24 seconds
>Best: 16 minutes 36 seconds

THIS is what you fags cry about? Average'd out with all the actual real life varied roles people would ACTUALLY be playing, the difference in time saved/lost would be next to nothing.

>>534198481
Just like how you mysteriously forgot about all those mhigga dicks you sucked infront of everyone at the mung quicksands 2 days before 7.3

>>534198538
HOLY FSHIT

>>534198037
Frontlines is a completely different game from CC with it's PvP actions and retarded damage resistance modifiers, you're in for a rude awakening if you think you can pick DRK, dive into 5 people and walk out alive.
To get a Comm Crystal you either need to reach Diamond rank two seasons in a row or Crystal rank once.

>>534198710
Take it eajy theyve been away longer

>>534198353
idk, but having read a bit about it, i already am not looking forward to it. gonna be real honest here, i don't give a shit about this story anymore and i just do it to unlock the content. so knowing that there's gonna be a fucking puzzle segment in this string of skipped cutscenes and rushed npc-talking has me irritated.
it's crazy to me how this game used to call itself an ff game first and an mmo second, but now the story's so shitty that if you provided an option to just unlock the content and skip the story outright, most people would probably take that option and not deal with talking to 3 villagers a dozen times and talking to wuk lamat 50 times.

but to answer your question, nothing i could see on the first 2 pages about the puzzle section. one thread was made by a single user saying she really enjoyed that part, actually.

pic unrelated

>Koji Fox is no longer the translator/localization lead
How long has this been the case? Surely I haven't been away for too long-
>Since 6.1
Good God I really have been away for a while

>>534198770
>your 20 minute duty
lol

>>534198854
don't reply to me

>>534198742
>>534198753
do not mock my blade chuds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534197943
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534198854
Love this lizard

irl
meena
here

>>534198889
>MSQ has been dogshit since 6.1
really makes you think

>>534198586
No, in fact it has made it worse
The game is even deader post patch than it was before

>>534198024
yeah but I play on EU, sorry husband

>>534198189
its the opposite for me

>>534198992
Same

>>534198910
It's a nice round figure for ease of explanation, moron.

>still no dual dye channel on the hitachi pitachi
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...

>>534197043
love em

>>534198770
>difference of nearly 7 minutes
>it would take 35% longer to run the duty
Your definition of "nothing" is a bit odd

>>534197649
>>534197449

>>534198889
>>534199000
6.0*
Elpis ruined the world.
It's okay if you're not smart enough to agree now, you will look back when the game is on maintenance mode and say "Damn, that anon was right. That was the beginning of the end."

>>534198037
queue up in the first week and just spam until you hit crystal(or whatever the new rank is called) if you have even a vague idea what youre doing you should be able to luck your way in in a few days

>>534199113
proof?

my miera? wants tacos

>>534199221
It was clear that them rushing EW out the door was a massive mistake, especially when we were supposed to get a Garlemald expansion prior to EW

Froths, Femhroths, Hrothgals!

me femra

>>534198889
>>534199000
>everyone shit on Koji for being "cringe" (he was actually just free and confident and living his best life)
>Square gets rid of him
>his replacement is infinitely worse
REALLY makes you THINK, huh? Maybe you should've been NICER to Koji???

My femra doesn't want to work today and is sorely hoping for a distraction.

>Got a FC House
>Got Hrothgar hats
>Got insane MSQ kino
>Got more Wuk Lamat
This week I've been winning, bros. I'm happy.

I wanna go to fanfest with a cardboard sign of the Late Allagan chestpiece with like 4 buttons on it you can dye with the second dye channel and a bunch of arrows pointing at it and in Japanese it says "What the fuck?" and shove it in Yoshi P's face for 3 seconds before security kicks me out. And then he'll make a blogpost on the lodestone crying about being harassed and persecuted.

>>534198992
>>534199113
frava-bait hands

>>534198770
fflogs have rotted people's fucking minds. your breakdown of the completion time differences was brilliant, but for another example of how stupid this shit is, take a look at the parse colors and compare them to the actual difference in damage. I've finished raids with a grey parse, where the only difference at that time between grey and blue/purple was some microscopic numerical difference. idr the details but it was like if i did 15k and got grey, but if i'd gotten 15,580 I would've gotten blue. Like, basically nothing, because barely anyone even ran the shit on that job and the curve was all fucked up, but people just saw the color and chimped out. you'll have healers comparing their flawless team parse to some healer who spent half the fight ressing shitters. people nuking a run that would've been a clear so they can get one more gcd.

I swear to god if we didn't have these fucking "permanent record" sites, we'd all have just adopted JP's mindset where we standardize one safe strat that sacrifices some uptime in exchange for a sure thing, and we'd be running ex/savage in the fucking dutyfinder instead of sitting in pf for 45 minutes and then arguing because the last guy to join doesn't know the mario kart strat and only knows the mr happy bingo bongo strat.

>>534199174
he also handwaves BRD gets more RDPS in 8 people content compared to other dps that only 2 minute burst and dungeons are 4 and you can't stack songs as double BRD so the average double BRD dps run is going to easily go 50% longer realistically.

>>534199227
You can only get these if you are queuing on Dynamis right?

my femra might call into work tomorrow

Male character crush anchor

I'll start

REMUS ANIMA

i hate this game so much sisters

>>534199443
uh, yeah, i 'bate to frava!

8:35 CC ET Crystal

>>534199391
*undercuts you by 1 gil*

>>534199404
make the buttons LED lights and let people change the color of them by pressing the dye buttons and you'd be based

>>534199174
In the real world people don't do 8 man bard runs. It was an extreme case scenario to prove how miniscule the difference is in clear times in practical terms. The choice between a PCT or a BLM in your party is gonna be less than a 30 second clear time difference.

>>534199482
ILBERD FEARE

>>534199309
Myes

>>534199458
its true
run a dungeon with 1 tank and 3 dps and enjoy your 100 parse

>>534199549
We're not even in the same server anymore... you marketboard terrorist

They're fucking evil for resetting mount speed at the start of every expansion.

>>534199458
I agree parsing is a nice tool but it’s a perversion of what it once was

>ENGAGE WITH MY POSTS PLEASE!!
No.

>>534198889
>everything since 6.0 has been awful
What a coincidence...

>>534199473
if thats where ranked is this season yes

>>534199482
REMUS ANIMA

>>534199568
I'll always take the BLM since he isn't a spoonfed handheld baby bitch boy like the PCT

>>534199551
kek

>>534199628
*undercuts you by 2 gil*
DC Travel.

>>534199482
That catboy.

>>534197875
Relax Amalia. You are banned and no amount of seething will allow you into the meet. You can just drop it now. It's been 2 weeks

>>534199754
That's NOT how that works

>>534199641
Stop being an impatient zoomer

>>534199670
Sounds like you got something else coming your way then

>>534199584
you look lovely today wife

Holy fuck Plat is fucking hell.

>>534199584
HOLY SHIT THERES A SPRIGGAN EATTNG YOUR HEAD

>>534199482
I shan't say, it will make him hide again

>>534196968 (OP)
cute feet

>>534199804
*undercuts you by 3 gil*

>>534198024
Not until I have Noclippy again
Not being able to double weave is shit

>>534199849
A-anon this is so sudden...

>>534199641
>he didn't buy the P2W Cash shop Bike with +1 mount speed back in ARR
Lmaoing @ you

>>534199834
o yeaaa u no it
>>534199947
You would never

>>534198037
you go to dynamis and queue for ranked cc
if you finish the season at diamond, you get 1 crystal
at crystal ranking (and higher now) you get two of them
that's it. just play ranked and climb as far as you can (do it now while the season just started, in a few weeks/months queues will gradually die off)

>>534199739
You do realize Black mage players demand seven other people to do everything for them for a spoonfed handheld baby bitch boy clear right

>>534199947
*undercuts you both by 40%*

>>534199467
you can stack songs actually, but you have to be playing different songs. i didn't realize this until another bard showed me that when he played minuet and i played wanderer's, both songs were flashing. it feels like shit because your song order always feels "off," but it's doable. that said, i would fucking never, fuck that shit. i d ont play bard (or dnc) in 4man content because it always feels way fucking slower than if i just went on blm or sam and blew everything up myself. fuck supporting randos who are asleep at the wheel, but i digress.

>>534199849
>F3
My f2 raen will remember this transgression

*undercuts by 50%*

When you say my femra or my moonie are you talking about a femra or moonie that you own like as a pet

yh sorry I can't raid Ex trials till I have splatoon so I know where to stand to resolve mechanics I would hate to have to use my brain
if you die in an ex in an /xivg/ group you get shitposted until the end of time (see Macchi who otherwise did literally nothing wrong)

*undercuts by 100%*

i am
a male moonie

>>534200137
I'm talking about my character who is a moonie

>>534199641
Mount speed is useless because once you unlock flight you fly at the fastest speed
>but before you get aether currents
not spending 30 USD to finish the expansion 10mins earlier

>>534200001
>>534200031

>>534200031
>>534200075
*crashes out*

girlcum

>>534200258
yummy

Can’t believe I bought the new glasses for 10mil
THESE SHITS ARE UGLY

>>534199296
>garlenigger larpers still seething to this day
EW was a gift.

Raiders love to walk around like they're battle hardened warriors and then you throw them in a party that is 1% suboptimal and they piss their pants and call it a trap and schizo out about how Yoshi P is personally targeting them and trying to ruin their life.

>>534200258
I prefer girlcream.

>>534199641
the maxed out mount speed on the ground isn't even really fast; the default is just slow. the map speed should be the default. this shit was stupid in occult crescent, too. everyone spent their first silver coins on the mount speed because the game just arbitrarily makes you slower for some reason.
but it's okay. if you spend 30 dollars on the phallus-mobile, you can go fast anywhere!
>>534200306
post pics? i wanna see how they look.

>>534199967
It's overdue if anything...

>>534200326
gocksnot?

>>534200325
I'm just pressing buttons.

femra giving sloppy rimjobs to moonie

FINAL FANTASY XIV!?

>>534200307
>destroying the lore built up over 10 years was worth to own le garleniggers

>Get the Omega F minion off Khloe cos I got two lines in my journal : )
>Oooh, it's selling for 550k
>Get in a listing war with this fag who keeps undercutting me by 1 gil
>Eventually say "fuck it" and drop my listing to 200k
>Sells an hour later
I don't care if he bought it, now I have 200k and he has two minions that won't sell at the price he wants until a month or two from now.

11:35 CC ET CRYSTAL

>>534200007
i don't pvp but im curious, why do people need to dc travel? is it only open at certain times? a friend tried to get me into it and had me go to dynamic im p sure and i was really confused but never actually asked

>>534198669
Thanks, I’ll repeat this line the next time you dig up some drama about an “ebin” and pass it off as fact.

>>534198772
This is trolling outside of /b/.

>>534200396
Shenis BLAST

>>534200436
Yes.

>>534200436
seeethe you dot headed savage.

>get on vc with the gam i have been flirting with for months
>he sounds fat

>>534200559
This is why I voted for Varis.

>>534199829
Thank you I'm glad that you enjoy my Sunday (Not sunday) morning rig my thread betrothed
>>534199841
It's ok there is nothing of value in there /yes

>>534200436
>garlean
>lore
the second emet revealed that the empire was his creation garlemald became a pile of shit, they were just discount allagan empire.
EW straight up destroying garlemald and moving on was the best thing that they did.

>>534200541
they condensed ranked onto 1 dc per season to deal with it being dead after the first week on every other dc

Yoshi-Sama please increase the tomestone cap to 900. Yoshida-sama please.

>>534200436
the lore was that garlemald is an invading military empire and going to their overwhelmingly civilian capital and murdering them would be ooc

f1 femra pits

>>534200369
*blushes*

>>534200541
They cycle what DC Ranked is hosted on to congregate the region into playing together, increasing the total player pool and helping with queues.

>>534197650
Wuk Lamat was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1992.

All the guys who hit on me are bullies who wanna make fun of me for being fat and call me petnames like "piggy" or "sow" and keep talking about my huge fat ass and tight asshole and how they wanna grope me all over and cuddle me and mating press me while playing with my chubby belly.

>>534200541
In the past you could queue ranked from anywhere as long as it was (you)r home server, but because not many people actually play ranked, this just lead to every season having the same 10 names in the leaderboard and queues dying in a month max.
So they made it so everyone has to queue on one server so queues stay alive longer.

There is a hint of irony in m saying this though because I hit diamond and now ranked is dead again.

>>534200716
Which is great because now it's dead on one dc after the first week instead of 4

How do I git gud at CC?

Game won't let me use Phoenix downs during cruiserweight? whats the point then?

>>534200775
Those are wide hips.

>>534200805
wya you fat retarded bitch

They could have had Zenos just randomly appear at the end of the 7.3 MSQ and chop wuk lmao's head off and they blew it.

>>534200805
CHIM Albatross...

>>534200805
i hate fat people so much jfc

>>534200879
shoulda transferred to glorious jp where its alive the whole season through kiddo

>>534200805
>>534200654
>Fat
Ick...

>>534197219
Post femlala

>>534200938
EU

>>534199787
Which one? Me?

>>534200805
Please shut the fuck up Hoedick

>>534201007
CC is unironically a lot of fun on JP.

>>534200654
>get on vc with a GAM
>it’s a GAW

every time someone fatposts it just makes me happier i starve myself

>>534200925
They’re only useful in four man content. They explicitly told us this during the live letter
>>534200962
Zenos is dead he died at the end of Endwalker at the edge of the universe.

>>534200325
my favorite are the neet raiders who somehow can't be on fucking time for prog
tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair. this has been a paradoxical issue my whole online life. the very first raid group i ever organized was this massive thing, iirc it was like a 24man but an extremely difficult one. i put in work tracking everyone down and getting their availability and making big charts to hone in on a day that worked for 95% of us. and wouldn't you know, despite all the neets being like "anytime is good for me" somehow none of them could fucking show up and had to be pinged like crazy or they canceled last minute because they couldn't drag their fat asses out of bed. it's like this with mmos, it's like this with tabletop, it's like this with everything. fuck.

and then these same raiders who're doing nothing with their lives will talk like they raid because they enjoy pushing themselves. yeah ok nigga, how about you push yourself out of fucking bed and come to prog on time. fuck

>>534200984
Me too. I hate them so much I married a European. Even listening to her bitch about all my guns is preferable to fat chicks.

>>534201075
Yeah sure, anonymous catboy.

You may not like it, but these are /xivg/'s finest ebins.
What do you have to say to them, anon?

just spilled salami all over my big fat hairy beergut bros...

S-surely more friends will log on later...

>>534199309
The hrothgala...

>>534201175
You can't even use them in the new dungeon.

>>534201154
Starving yourself is stupid, just eat less calories dumpass.

>>534201253
Haha yaaaay :D

>>534201263
two bitches

>>534201154
Poyo....

>>534201154
why are you poor

>>534201263
I think I'm gonna have to shit in the next hour.

>>534201280
not feeling it today
t. not your friend

>>534201175
Zenos doesn't have to be dead. Power of friendship + Shinryu. Checkmate atheist.

>>534201287
wait what lmao
why not?
wasn't that the whole point

>>534201336
Yay yay! ^_^

>SCHs usually complain about healer homogenization and that they don't like being turned into WHM
>WHM was the one with the advantage of having 20y heal spells
>this advantage was homogenized across the entire heal role
>no SCHs whining about it
Where are the homogenization complaints now?

>>534200546
lmao gt tier post

>>534201280
me with the chair icon while i afk in my house because i finished the patch content and now theres nothing to do

>>534201280
Later today, yes
Tomorrow? Battlefield.

>>534201271
kong...

>>534201176
>tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair. this has been a paradoxical issue my whole online life. the very first raid group i ever organized was this massive thing, iirc it was like a 24man but an extremely difficult one. i put in work tracking everyone down and getting their availability and making big charts to hone in on a day that worked for 95% of us. and wouldn't you know, despite all the neets being like "anytime is good for me" somehow none of them could fucking show up and had to be pinged like crazy or they canceled last minute because they couldn't drag their fat asses out of bed. it's like this with mmos, it's like this with tabletop, it's like this with everything. fuck.

based. those same raid trannies that push themselves ran away from criterion.

Any news on the development of the weekly Sopranos meetup?

Did I cook with this glam, lads?

>>534201280
I'm playing 11.2, sorry bro.
Maybe I might come back when the DD releases but that is a slim chance

I'm thinking sex.

>>534201347
she's fat too

>>534201176
>tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair.
Because I have no commitments I'm not beholden to any kind of routine or fixed schedule in life.

Some days I wake up at 6am, get a shower, do all my chores and just sit down by lunctime and do literally nothing for the next 12 hours. Other days I wake up at 2pm and crawl over to my computer and just shitpost for 8 hours straight before I even do anything else. It's pure organised chaos. "I" know what's going on and what I have time for and when to do things, but to anyone else it just looks like total insanity. There's also 0 reason for me to respect you or your time because what happens to me if I don't? Oh no I get socially ostracised and turned into an outcast, I'm a NEET, that's already my default. I'm a bad person, but I don't care.

>>534201263
I think this is the fourth time you've posted this today

>>534201428
You can't use them during combat in the new dungeon, or the new treasure dungeon. I haven't tried in the alliance raid but I doubt it will let me in combat either. The cast just never starts.

>>534201176
im just so eepy

>>534201523
its okay. you look like a sperg in sol9, limsa, and gridannia.

>>534200962
I would've clapped when I saw it, he "went for the head" just like in my marvelkino

...plogon status?

>>534201661
And it's going to keep going every thread for the rest of the fucking week

3:15 CC ET Crystal

>>534201175
Some "from beyond the universe" kind of threat will use Zenos' body. Mark my words. Screenshot this post.

>>534201734
I'll skip on that one, thanks for calling Bro

>>534201696
plogon? more like plo gone!!!!!!!!!!!!

We just did a run of Meso Terminal! Going back in at :55!

2 spots are still open!

PF is under J.Y.
PW is 1860

>>534201737
tranny poster

>>534201737
Why would some threat from beyond the universe use a sundered body?

I miss Hodrick...

I met a guy on discord who's like a normal sized guy, goes to the gym but he's not super ripped just like regular guy fit and I essentially said "Haha, sorry for being fat, I'm working on it" and he said "I actually find you extremely erotic and I want you to get even fatter" and he sent me a pic of his erect cock.

>>534201672
My three favorite places. Based.

God I'm gonna miss Otis.

>>534201903
My the fuck are moids like this

>>534201263
Can you stop posting this ban bait? Half the people who reply get banned for posting the names of the people in the screenshot. You know what you’re doing.

i cant tell the difference between the old ew ar gear and the new textures they supposedly put on them this patch

Good morning.

>>534202023
I don't want to see your face until you fanta to femraen.

>>534201903
Architect bros are we like this?

>>534202023
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>534202023
Good morning himcess.

I am
a sunnie
who said she would not go back into the EX until static time
but did anyway and got a clear

>>534201494
Yeah don't even get me started on how the "I want a challenge" crowd is never anywhere to be seen when new content drops while splatoon is down or whatever. Couldn't even find people here to run a fucking alliance raid on tuesday; everyone had an excuse. Hell, there were people in that same thread admitting that they'd plugin'd the game so hard that they didn't even remember how to play their main job anymore.
>>534201624
Dude just set an alarm on your phone when you make a commitment to be somewhere, it's not hard. You agreed to be there, so it's not like this is something you don't want to participate in.
>>534201663
That's fucking wack. The major selling point for this change was to take some pressure off healers while they experienced new content for the first time. Because if they died while learning this thing that's new to everyone, it wouldn't cause a disruption for everyone else. But if it doesn't work in the dungeon where it'll most likely be needed then wtf is the point. Absolutely bizarre choice.

>>534201176
Having unlimited free time means they don't value time, be it their own or others'. I've seen this play out a million times, across raid groups and D&D groups and ARMA groups and any other kind of structured group activity.

The way people transform when they start spending even just 20 hours a week in school or a job is remarkable.

>>534201823
what DC?

>>534202023
Oh, so you're the one spamming the picture of you and that femra. That makes so much sense, I bet you're very happy with yourself.

>>534201523
theoretically I like it but I hate that the metal won't dye entirely on the headpiece, so you have a weird gilded helm and no gilt anywhere else

>>534202021
fabric and metal are changed and upgraded but still sorta pixely at least with sam. war got the fur fabric treatment, pld got shiny ass metal. drk has red jewels but the black metal looks off probably needs a good lighted room.

whms slut boots look aged like leather.

>>534201823
My retarded ass forgot to post it's on Dynamis DC.

>>534201663
I ressed a healer using one.

Wife.

>* Not applicable to certain gear.
>>>it's also not applicable to certain hairstyles entirely
More empty promises.
It literally does not work with the 2 pieces they are showcasing with my hairstyle lmao.

>>534201118
that's just not caring that you're flopping around in silver on a character you don't care about. not a JP thing.

>>534201176
This is actually true from my experience as well. I've lost count of the amount of times we've had to spam ping or discord call the NEET in our party because they "fell asleep" 30 min before raid

>>534202159
>But if it doesn't work in the dungeon where it'll most likely be needed then wtf is the point
So they can have a shitty excuse to remove RDM and SMN's raises in 8.0. The march to homogenization must ever move forward

>>534202179
>>534202241

>>534201823
>2 spots are still open!
let me guess, you lack two healers
shant be healslutting

>>534201903
the gymbro to architect pipeline is real, the fatter you are the more they can show off their gains. it makes sense when you think about it...

>>534202436
too lazy to jump over, sorry. good luck though.

>>534201176
they don't adhere to any schedule not even their own so they don't understand how important those precious few hours are and thus dont respect anyone's time
seen it a million times just like the other anon with organized groups

I played 300 casual matches of CC then got bored and now I don't play it anymore. PvP in XIV is just very frustrating and doesn't feel good.

More often than not you're nothing "That was bullshit!" or "Hehe, that was bullshit...".

Speaking as one of the most dedicated Dawntrail doomers, I have to admit I actually really liked this patch and Wuk Lamat finally became a decent character when they stopped giving her two out of every three lines of dialogue, just by trimming her down to the essentials. The Japanese VA actually trying helped, I pity anyone who had to listen to Sena Bryer seething into irrelevance. Playing a mage and getting to see it actually count during a cutscene was kino, and the resolution was extremely satisfying. I'd say this one was better than any patch in the 7.xs easily, but it's also hard to think of a 6.x patch other than Endwalker itself that was as good. I especially enjoyed the high percentage of Shale in this mixture, as well as how much of the content actually managed to engage me. The revelation that most of the things I thought were stupid about Solution Nine were all down to Calyx grooming their entire society to make them more susceptible to his plans could have been absolutely bungled but instead they stuck the landing. Good job and I am unironically so far hyped for 8.0.

i am
a gay hrothgar

>>534202479
Anon Meso Terminal is a 4 player duty....

5:55 CC ET Crystal

>>534202479
it's a healer and a DPS since it's just a dungie
I can also switch to healie I guess I'm ok with that
t. the other party member

"Heyhey people, Calyx here."
"Have you ever wanted to live... Forever?"

>>534201496
a certain race has been hosting those for months now

>>534202616
yeah, you need a healer and a rezmage, cuz yall shitters.. i know what i said

>>534201794
Okay but... for real... plogon?

>>534202321
In an alternate universe, there's an XIV that's running 15 year old legacy code except in this version the old devs are all still there and they have a deep and intimate understanding of how everything works, since they've had over a decade to work with it, so we have tons of cool cosmetics and quality of life and the content is enjoyable and the helmets all have ear customizations and neat soulful things

>>534202550
but sis you dont even know what 8.0 will be about they still have 2 patches to bungle and retcon anything.

meow

>>534202321
So switch hairstyle

>>534202223
I thought about using some Fierce Tyrant or Lost Allagan pieces but the gold on them is too finicky and having some gilt on the crown part makes it look more regal and less uniform (this is my cope). If an outfit matches too perfectly you end up looking like a dungeon mob no matter how cool you are, especially if your weapon ends up matching too well with your armor like you bought them as a set.

>>534199849
why do you want my name to be orange

>>534202502
Yeah we had a 4 hour ERP session about it, he really loved it when I played up the dynamic. I said his muscles made me look even girlier and faggier by comparison and he went wild for it. Then we got onto the "ohh I'm seducing you with my fat ass" and he loved it.

My femra? Sneaking zinc pills into your meals.

Glub

>>534202549
You're not supposed to queue because you like it, you're supposed to queue because all of our favorite ebins are there!

>>534202712
My moonie does this

>>534199849
same but with f2 instead

>>534202736
Correct but that's an 8 problem. 7 ended on a higher note than it deserved.

>>534202859
does this give me thicker ropes?

>>534197915
he's old and just asking for a no loot easy mode version. seems fair.

Despite you-know-poo still being in the party, I am enjoying this part of the story!

>>534202715
. . .

>>534202227
yeah on second thought i can kinda see it more when i mash the new gear with the old gear and it blends a little bit better than it used to

Dark skinned male
Instaloss
Rape
Mating press
Impregnation
Mindbreak

>>534202075
I'm waiting for glamourer to come back up so I can check my settings. So plogons where?

>>534202094
Care to give me the rundown of my scent profile? I'm curious.

>>534202114
Good morning, sister.

>>534202207
Oooo, drats! Foiled again by anon's keen and ever discerning skills of perception! You caught me red-handed, you fiend!! I'll never get (You)s again...

after i got in shape and started going to the gym, i started intensely hating fatties because they are lazy fucks

>>534202981
How can it be hard?

>>534202972
Yeah and you'll get hard randomly.

>>534203004
You should have given me her data when I asked for it, we wouldn't be having this problem.

Why do you like healing?

The Crystal Braves, whatever happened there. . .

>>534203002
This but you do all of this to the dark skinend male

>>534202712
My malezen does this.

>>534202549
Just keep practicing and git gud and you too can enjoy making big plays.

dear square enix please stop unnecessarily hiding parts of hair under hats thank you

>>534203082
I don't have to tank and can heal myself when I take damage

>>534203040
in ffxiv*
obviously

>>534202860
those are some nice cans

>>534203082
i don't trust others to

>>534202781
I can respect that logic, yeah, and overall the set looks really clean, the blue/dark metal make the rest of it cohesive. Vanilla glamming is hard and I will always inherently respect a solid showing when I see it.

>>534203040
I eat because no one loves me. I fill the hole in my heart with doritos and profiterole sundaes.

>Just get skinny and someone will love you
Just breath air and you'll stop drowning.

god i hate leviah so much

>>534203118
Boring dog shit jr. boring dogshit.

>>534202549
>>534202861
i've played 10000+ games of casual and ranked cc over the last three years because it's fun
it's that shrimple

>>534203194
post it on the forums like everyone else

>>534203118
I think they disbanded after their leader turned traitor. The few remaining that were loyal to the scions just became the B-team scions IIRC

>>534203082
It makes me happy to take care of people and do my best for the party...

>>534203082
It's easy and also I like the class fantasy of helping my friends

>>534203040
Video games?

haha sorry xD my cats on the keyboard :P

>>534202815
Let me guess, malera or lalaboy.

>>534203315
Have you considered you may have a mental disorder?

>>534203259
just stop eating cake

>>534203392
>>534203218

>>534203225
Coke truly struck gold with the red and white design.

>Finished my 2nd Monster
>It's 8 hours after I told myself "cmon, time to get busy and do those chores"
Life is so hard as a NEET...

>>534203040
As a lifelong skinnybro, fatties are extra annoying for me, because any time there is communal food anywhere, I am hounded that I must eat it, and if I have already eaten some of it, I am hounded that I must eat more of it. When there are morning donuts left over, I am commanded to eat the rest of them "because I need it". Bitch, a donut isn't even food.

>>534203079
I have to assess our clients very carefully, anon. Please understand.

>new balance CC patch which means new CC meta
>look inside
>WHM+AST every match again

>>534202759
I will the moment that long hairstyle with the white headband will get different colors.
So never.

>>534201154
the other week, SM mentioned she gained 13 lbs over the summer and that made me holy moly

the first baconator into fat fuck timeline is real

>>534203491
u rike???

>>534203459
erm.. y-you're just... you're just gonna pass up on your ration of corn syrup??

>>534203082
I love making people happy so I like giving them fast ques or filling for their party.

Im like this

>>534203118
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??
You wanna know what happened? Alphinaud happened.
He had the backing of the Scions, the trust of Minfilia, the coin from Lord Lolorito, hell, he even had Raubahn's ear. And what does he do with it? Builds a private army like he's founding a damn nation. All wide-eyed and preaching ideals, while half his recruits were taking bribes before the ink dried on their contracts.

>>534203417
lalaboy...

He played a male highlander.

>>534203132
>>534203002
>open danbooru
>sapphira getting blacked again

>>534203082
I like having the responsibility of making sure we don't have to worry about healers underperforming. I like taking care of others, and healing lets me do that the best.
My lawyers have recommended to me that I don't divulge my other reasons...

>>534203459
Video games?

>>534203424
i have at least two or three, that's fair

>>534203454
hello fellow adhd haver
get to work

>>534203586
EUroids can't be kicked from 4chan soon enough

>>534203586
what fight is this

>>534203004
>Care to give me the rundown of my scent profile? I'm curious.
Chamomile with hints of peppermint and lilac
Now, time for a pitjob

>Calyx's office is a swastika
>24-man final boss has a swastika attack
nooticing

I thought Meso Terminal was the easiest dungeon in Dawntrail.

>>534202549
>>534202861
erm actually youre supposed to queue to get a title you will never use!!

>>534203259
>>Just get skinny and someone will love you
It might help you get more confident but it won't magically materialize someone to love you.
>t. got down to 155 lbs and remained single because I'm still socially awkward and don't talk to a lot of people

>>534203659
The latest extreme

>>534202554
i am
A hrothgal with a knorb

leveling roulette gave me revamped cutter's cry
>can't trash skip
>2nd boss has 3 forced burrow phases now
>nerfed final boss difficulty
It's soulless I'm afraid

>>534203459
>>534203553
>Boohooo my life is so hard, people tell me to eat more food, wahhhhhhh
I'm glad you get bullied, skeleton.

>>534203491
>>534203541
>new pve balance patch
>AST+SCH meta since 2015
u rike?

>>534203693
Seems difficult. I thought they were doing away with debuff spam?

>>534203740
I was worried about this

>>534203118
HE SAVED THE SULTANA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE UL'DAAN EXPLORER. AND IN THIS HOUSE, RAUBAHN IS A HERO. END OF STORY!

>>534203693
hmm, i probably shouldnt bring my femra into this fight

>>534203787
Yeah but this time they went for the mofu experience

>>534203491
>It's two barafaggots every time
Get me out of this time line.

>>534203459
lmao get fucked retard

9:35 CC ET Crystal
>>534203491
AST/WHM is "FUN"
You're supposed to rike it.

>>534200182
nyooo you're ruining my 5 million gil crafter tool market(the sales history is blank and everyone is either making their own stuff or waiting for prices to normalize to their real value)

>>534203828
My femra will protect your femra in this fight she will be giving you some of these debuffs as reward

Goood morning

>>534203676
i can't wait to use mine next match and impress nobody

>>534203740
>nerfed final boss difficulty
Cutters cry chimera has been a non issue since the stat squish

My femlala doesn't feel pain anymore...

Thinking of calling in absent for tonight's raid just to continue the MSQ and do the alliance raid since I gotta sleep by the time raid ends...

>>534203491
>die instantly on melee if there's no healer
yeah gee why are people on healer?

>>534203491
The CC meta is VPR/BRD thoughever.

>>534203915
why are you black

>>534203829
How do you deal with Big Black Cock Slave when you have 99 stacks of Creampied? That seems impossible.

>>534203929
and yet they made it even more braindead

Thinking of calling in absent for tonight's raid just becuse im a lazy fucking neet and i dont feel like doing it, and i want to watch movies instead. get fucked

>>534203987
She's Dravidian Indian get it right bro

>>534203925
youre supposed to quit and do something actually fun or productive with your life once you get the title bro...

>>534198126
Krile is boring.

>>534203665
the office had 5 branches, not 4

>>534203002
>thread was thinking cuck shit
>first thing that came to my mind was lalaboys being raped

As a pathetic NEET I actually look forward to schedule raid time as it gives me more of a sense of purpose

>>534202859
my femlala gives her big hrothgar bf zinc, vitamin d, and lots of celery. she also makes him pineapple smoothies, and makes sure he stays very hydrated. the vitamin d keeps his mane luscious, and the rest... well, she cares for him, and wants him to be healthy...

>>534203676
I have never seen anyone good with this title.

>friend on their alternate race/gender alt
>subtle differences in how their personality comes across
this, too, is gap moe

I'm a wagie though...

>>534204063
ok. why are you dark

>>534203665
Is that a le hecking swastika???
Aaiiiie I'm kvetching
It's not like majority of the Asian world view it as something different

>>534204145
but you have seen me... heh...

>>534204160
literally me

You have a slot open in your static, there's only 2 applicants:

>NEET
or
>Foid (and no, not the cool one you're totally besties with, the typical one who stirs shit and can't take criticism without crying)

>>534204160
I do this

>wake up from nap
>eat donuts
>flirt with GAM femlala in my dms
>go back to sleep

>>534204242
The foid, because I don't mind making women cry.

>>534204119
You're not a real NEET

>>534204242
Being in a static sounds kind of stressful so I leave and let both in.

>>534204276
>>flirt with GAM femlala in my dms
Why cant it be ME...

>>534204242
which has better parses

>>534204242
Foid, i will enjoy the gaslighting and drama. bored of week 1 clears desu.

>>534203609
>Minfilia
God rest her soul, it's terrible when they go young like that huh?
>>534203812
>The guy you're looking for is an ex commando or some shit he killed 16 Garleans single handedly, he was in the interior ministry
You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Mamool Ja or some shit. He was an interior decorator.
>His fc room looked like shit

>>534204242
i give the reigns of the static to someone else and go play a different game

>>534204242
NEET obviously

>>534204242
NEET because at least I'll clear the tier at the end of the day.

>>534204318
Because you don't call me a slut and send gifs of anime girls making out in response to small kiss emotes

>>534199309
hey there

>>534198710
I am calling for them to be down for another week. Hear me O spirits! Make them VANILLA! Deprive them of the cope of modded outfits!

>>534202996
Sphene looks like she's worried Leviah is going to get them kicked out of the mall.

>>534202738
Raping this fiddie

>>534197650
>there's unique job animations
Joke's on me for being a MNK this expansion I guess

Imagine a male hroth nonchalantly walking around town with a lala stuck and hanging from his knot

>>534204463
Wait but I...

that moon bullshit really is a good way to level gatherer/crafter jobs
I went from 90 to 100 in like 3 hours

I ERP with my GAM eb on voice chat in the living room with the windows open and my neighbour works on his cars a lot and always gives me funny looks when we see each other outside. I think he's one of those "FUCKIN QUEERS *BONK*" types. Like super straight fag basher, I wonder if I could...maybe he'd wanna...

>>534204547
felines don't have knots, immersion ruined

*drops a cave in on u*

>>534203624
>Someone uploaded the pics of my golems
Nice
>>534203491
Surprisingly not that much PLD+AST.
While manageable, AST slows down games to a drag
Like when someone opens up with Bagooska or Mystic Mine

GAMs and NEETs will always be better than foids as both friends and at the game, you know this to be true.

>>534203417
>malera
What's with the meme

>>534204673
I went from 80 to 100 in 3 jobs by buying levequests items. Its much easier though it is a money sink

>>534203624
It should've been me, when am I getting a turn with the thread bike

Anybody planning on doing the new maps this weekend? I'm gonna see if I can gather some and stockpile them to do all at once
>>534204242
>guy who will probably show up because what else does he have to do? eat chips? take a nap at 3pm?
or
>incorrect answer with a lot of nuance around why it's the wrong answer
HMMMM

>>534199268
my miera? named tycho.

>>534203040
>>534203218
>>534203259
>>534203392
you know what fatties smell like shit? because they legit dont wipe their ass properly. use a bidet or wet pipes dont be a subhuman and use just paper where there will still be shit flakes

>>534204813
>the thread bike
sapphira is asexual

I thought we were all joking about being gay, you guys sound kinda sus sometimes...

>>534204892
It's just not the same...

>>534204734
Your golems are nice. I especially liked the fiddie and cat ones. The elezen one too.
Dunno who keeps uploading them though.

>>534204826
>>guy who will probably show up
Someone who never raided with a NEET or even read the fucking thread lmao

>wake up
>realize there's nothing worth getting up for
>go back to sleep
anyone else know this feel?

>>534203665
This is the future (you) chose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZ5ExtHczE

>>534204242
I had a female raid lead in one my statics and she was fucking brutal. She was like the female version of andrew tate. She made one of the gay guys in the static leave and cry.

I think this glam looks cool.
1:25 CC ET Crystak

>>534204872
>XIVbab allergic to sac strats

>>534204957
The same as what...

>>534204826
The NEET will somehow still miss raid time because he stayed up until 10am and thought he could sleep for eight hours instead of twelve.

Is there a japanese website like eorzea collection since this game is more popular there and i want anime cosplay glams.

>>534204954
There is nothing wrong with admiring cocks bro?

>>534204051
>try it
>looks the same shit
what did they nerf?

>>534205030
No I have a job

>>534204673
on one job????

>>534204826
>Anybody planning on doing the new maps this weekend?
yeah but not with you

>>534203491
>>534203839
>Complaining about magical girl jobs (even played by burly men) having fun together with the power of friendship
Cease your grinchery posthaste.

>>534205030
i am a neet yes

It’s all fun and games until the GAM you’re friends with and play the game with asks you to EB when you don’t feel that way towards him at all. (I turned him down and he blocked me on discord)

>>534205054
Non-anonymously...

>>534204890
>use a bidet or wet pipes dont be a subhuman
I'm a fattie and I use wet wipes.

>Toilet paper to test if my ass is poopy or if I need to remove some material in bulk
>Then wet wipes
>Then toilet paper again to test
>Then wet wipes again just in case
>Then toilet paper
I also to the same thing to my taint/upper leg area every time I poop because it can get kinda sweaty down there.

>>534199482
I can't say his name because I'm the only person in the thread who hangs out with him and he'll know it was me

>>534205030
i have known this feel. you gotta work on setting things up that you look forward to, anon. even something small. i hope things get better for you

>>534204547
that's gross.
in public i'd ride on his shoulders and nuzzle against the back of his head
in private is where he'd go feral and treat me like a stuffed fucktoy.......

>>534205157
Then figure out how to make it non-anonymous...

>>534204995
I did and the only thing he did wrong was openmic dig his hand into a bag of chocolate halloween candy mix and chew loudly
Loved that guy
>>534205065
Ok TRUE I did have some people who would be a little late or miss it but at least we could just do it later. The other answer implies it'll explode
>>534205109
EEEEEAAAARGHHHHH WHY

>>534205068
Mirapri
You can also type "ミラプリ" in Twitter and find tons of people posting their glams

>>534203839
primal or crystal

>>534205182
Brother at that point just hop in the shower and spray your asshole

Crystal, main scenario, need healer, c'mon ingerland

>>534205182
Just use paper towels

fats and skinnies
femras and moonies
burgers and euroids
finals and fantasies

>>534204973
Bro she's not gonna buy you a commission

>>534204242
coping NEET hands typed this instead of filling out a job application

The way he says this is like he is trying to help keeping Wuk out the story

>>534204160
I do this too. I don't know why, I even type different on my alt

>>534204973
I think some are via scraper bots

>>534205182
>>534204890
I use wet pipes and flush them down the toilet.

>>534205030
>usually stay up late
>really want to sleep in today and get a nice 8 hours
>it's garbage day
>VRRRRRRR CRASH CLUNK VVEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNN CRRRSSHHH CLUNK CLUNK VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNN

You now remember Zepla tried to prog an Ultimate with an all woman (and tranny) static and kept a notebook and pen beside her at all times to make a note of every single mistake anyone ever made no matter how miniscule and would read it back to them all at the end of every session.

>>534205327
femra
for my moonies (male)

>>534205182
>remove some material in bulk
>I also to the same thing to my taint/upper leg area

>>534205227
Desperate gay lala post

>>534205270
Crystal. No one ever wants to play on Primal.

>>534205389
How are they gonna improve if you don't point out their misstakes?

>>534205030
no i force myself to stay awake and do something so i dont fall back into my old habits and get depressed again

>>534205065
my experience with neets is that they skip sleeping and then raid after being up for 24h, for better or worse
wagies will constantly delay or need to be subbed for because of work shit or traffic or literally anything

>>534205443
i will be queuing casual cc by myself on primal in that case and will let you know if i get bara fags in my game

>>534205389
those were 2 different statics

>>534204673
pros:
>don't have to gather any mats
>no ridiculous 13-step recipes
>no crystal crafting costs
>free redo's on missions
>red alerts give insane EXP and credits
>mech ops can break up the monotony if bored

cons:
>have to watch as you roll Magicked Prisms for the XXXth time in a row

>>534205432
i'm a male middie actually...

i am a femra
who just took a huuuuuuuge poopie i mean a real big stinky log

How big is too big?

>They had different animations for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUQhJWTJJE

SOON WILL BE THE DAYS where we can hug NPCs while ignoring lalashits not being able to

>>534198189
I don't remember making this post…?

No one unironically likes maleroes.

>>534205240
I cant...

>>534205380
forgot image FUCK

>>534205264
>site is blocked for me
wut

>>534205478
>How are they gonna improve if you don't point out their misstakes?
Ok anon, I made some notes during our last sexy time and I have some pointers for you.

>>534205149
i didn't block you though

my malera does this to you're

Shale will marry Urianger no?

Give it to me straight, did BLM win this patch? Are BLM once again the bestest DPS in the world?
Did femra win???

>>534204673
I can't tell if it's more efficient to no rank, silver rank, or gold so I haven't stepped back in to grind my jobs

>>534204515
Please do <3

>>534205648
my sunnie-?

>>534205609
stop being european

>>534205695
No to both

>>534204782
my malera is like that

>>534205590
You'll have to figure out something sis... I'll be in dms with the femlala that sent that gif in the meantime...

>>534205695
i dont care about BLM
yeah they keep winning

lalaboy EB for my femlala where I'm the dominant one in public but in private I'm the super submissive one

>>534205763
Whatever you say Shoro

>>534205852
Everyone knows.

>>534205386
Someone doesn't know what a fatberg is.

>>534199309
Yes

>>534205389
the all woman one was a stunt by a female WoW streamer that wanted in on the WoW streamer trend of "I DID ULTIMATE" (getting carried) but it was a shit show because it was like 4 wow streamers that had barely done savage and Zepla.
The other one was TOP which broke her

>>534205335
I need not free comms in order to cokey cola and wahoo post for a fren. Besides I can comm stuff myself, which I already did for a friend.
>>534205384
Scraper bots are likely.

this could be us...

>>534205648
You made me spill my ice cream..

femlalas go 10 posts without mentioning
sex
dating
food

challenge

>>534197650
Hm neat but I was playing monk so I immediately assumed they just made everyone including healers just punch the shit.

>>534205974
my femra otl

>>534205982
what about baconators

Your femlala takes the baconator—the story ends, your femlala wakes up in her bed covered in grease and crumbs and believe whatever she want to believe and keeps eating like a greedy little piggy. Your femlala takes the eternity ring—she goes on a diet and I show her how deep the loving middie husband rabbit hole goes

>>534205605
Stop getting hit by avoidable mechanics first.

Shut the FUCK UP ABOUT FEMLALAS

>>534205974
Why cant I have this...

Hi.

>>534205982
>>534206072
incredible

my femlala plap EB baconator

>>534205907
yea it's the jannies job to clean it up

>>534205552
Why would they bother to do this? There are other aspects of the game that need the extra attention to detail that was wasted here on this inconsequential cutscene.

>>534206072
If your middie really loved my femlala, you'd accept her baconator eating ways.

>>534206062
>>534206072
>>534205982

While i do like some of the new colors i wish they added some more muted tones.

5:10 CC ET Crystal

>>534205387
>getting woken up by outside noise
couldn't be me
>set four alarms 3 minutes apart with the Dawntrail theme from Final Fantasy XIV Online and aggressive callouts like "WAKE UP DICKHEAD YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE"
>set an additional alarm on my tablet and put it in a drawer at max volume
>sleep through all of them and miss my morning meeting

Please keep talking about femlalas

>>534206072
>middie husband rabbit hole goes
We know how deep his hole goes we saw his onlyfans.

ugh i wish i had the energy to exercise