fuck my shitty GAM life edition
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>>534196968 (OP)>fuck my shitty GAM life editionSame sis...
*mineuchi*
*ogi*
*DING*
nothing personnel kiddo
BEWARE MY MIGHTY MALERA POWERRRRRR
My male midlander? Femlala owned.
>>534196968 (OP)I think CC would be nicer if more ojiisans queued up to play, especially to play with a femlala like me...
My baconator? Femlala owned.
my femezen dreamt about another femezen again........
sigh
Post character and commendation count
Your'e not a commendlet are you anon?
I like to use a sarcastic "Well Done!" text/voice commands in competitive PvP games when I kill someone
>>534196968 (OP)love this elf like you wouldn't believe
>>534197139>faerieI know what you are
Good job, though!
I really like pictures of femezen wearing hats!
Okay, so thereโs โchuuniโ? Then thereโs โgenkiโ? WOOOAH! I love Dawntrail now! Wuk is our chuuni genki baka paizuri bukkake oni-chan senpai! Sugoi!
>>534197219Yeah I'm not going to queue up anymore as long as people like this are posting.
My femlala? Purple script owned.
My male Viera? Owned by his own hand.
>>534197359>hat wuk was the better characterthose consultation rewrites were poorly made.
>came back from a big break
>they upgraded textures for arr drg gear and gae bolg
>except for the unfinished gae bolg
SLOPPY
THEY LITERALL DID EVERY SINGLE VERSION EXCEPT FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
My male midlander? Femlala owned.
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Im happy that the bullying in this thread has gone down a lot.
>>534197359Wuk isn't a chuuni.
>>534197535The amount of inconsistencies you can find between 6.5 and 7.0 is pretty silly.
We DO say that word here, brother.
Boypussy.
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>>534196968 (OP)Was a Wuk Lamat HUMILIATION RITUAL really necessary to appease Chuds who will just hate on the game anyways?
>Wuk Lamat tries to save the day>get knocked back and crippled>comedically, the WoL smiles while she falls and looks straight at the camera >then in a rare thing for this game (a cutscene with unique animation for every class), the WoL does an attack to destroy the Meso Terminal that just crippled Wuk>humiliation continues as Wuk is nearly dead knocked down on the floor and people around her are just talking about their next moves like nothing is happening>then the entire cast just turns around and leaves Wuk on a cold floor>next few cutscenes feature the VA's last voice lines, which are an explicit announcement that Wuk cannot fight anymore and a forever goodbye to the Warrior of Lighthttps://youtu.be/dEUQhJWTJJE?t=238
>YEAH! Wuk lamat is crippled! YEAH TAKE THAT FOR STEALING MY THUNDER BITCH!
>NOW CONTINUE GLAZING ME THE WOL AND ONLY ME ITS MY STORY NO ONE ELSES ITS MINE MINE MINE
Casual CC on Crystal @ 3:21 ET
My final call and then this dream finally ends for me...
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>>534197650>>534197793The amount of people I saw degrade her corpse with various emotes was funny
>>534196968 (OP)>Macross Delta WATCH PARTYlole
It was shit when you fags shilled it in threads for superior girl + mecha anime and it's still shit now.
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holy shit, is this genuine?
i haven't done meso terminal yet, and probably won't until the weekend because of work. is it actually such a ball buster? here are two people effectively saying they've been filtered by a fucking msq dungeon, and they're not even being told to gitgud; people are agreeing, giving them thumbs ups, offering to run them through it, etc.
i'm actually kind of nervous for this now, LOL. is this overblown? jesus fucking christ.
>>534197359>>534197650Can you go back to concern trolling over the fake age verification message? This shit is low effort even for you
>>534197359>bukkakeThis would've fixed Wuk Lamat
Just her on her knees while all the male scions stand around her and give her shot after shot. The WoL, Thancred, Urianger, Alphinaud, Estinien, G'raha, Bakool Ja Ja, Erenville, Koana (since they're NBR), just all the men in the story painting her fur white
Do you think the blessed get two cocks or just one? I'd love to find out and I bet Wuk would too.
PCT bros what the fuck happened??!
Does anyone want to do the EX trial tonight
If I'm slightly above average at Frontline, how long would it take me to get a commendation crystal, and what would I have to do to get it?
>>534197943BLM bros we won... but at what cost...
>>534197943Casters aren't allowed to deal damage unless it's BLM
>>534197943>worse than MCH
>>534197695its funny because she was "crippled" for all of 10 minutes before they healed her
>>534197875domanra has shit taste in anime
water is wet
>>534197650i dont see the wol smiling. Also glazing alisae for killing necron off when you just made a new dps painter is silly. Krile really got the shaft.
>>534197915FFXIV is a hugbox community of low IQ retards, people who are literally disabled and olds
>>534197306i leave nearly every duty instantly and i still get commended half the time i assume its a macro or a plugin maybe
>>534197943>zero context bars
>>534197915>MawlzyThis faggot has been on the forums for the past 3 months complaining about the game. Meaning he hasn't unsubbed people on the forums are bigger faggots than people here.
>>534197943It's day 2 of an update do you expect real results
Me in text:
>mmmfff, yeah show me that fat fucking cock, slide it inside me, breed me like you own me, I'm your bitch, your slave, I try to fight it but my body can't lie, I start slamming my ass against your cock and moaning like a whore...
Me on VC:
>Ummm...hi...hehe...I'm uhh...nice to meet you...ummm...h-how're you?
should i take a nap before work or should i do fates
>>534198024Srry husband I wonโt be home until Thursday, good luck!
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>>534197915scratch that, i scrolled down a little bit and found the obligatory:
>>534197932>since they're NBRwould be better if they were
>>534196968 (OP)That's big slime ringing
>>534198189Hmmm
Femra post
>>534197915How many people are complaining about the MSQ puzzle section being too hard?
7.3 was pretty shit. 7.4 will be kuja monke and 7.5 will be yshtola finally inspecting the cum chalice.
>>534198163I think it's mine moonie.
>>534197943>SAM finally winning for onceTime to go back to SAM... Hinokami Kagura!
>>534197916Excuse me faggot? Youโre the one who was concern trolling about age verification for HOURS. YOU did that. YOU are the one whoโs been promoting /xivg/ as a repository for true facts for years.
>>534007227>>534007245By the way, whereโs the Unreal store page for the new mount? Oh, you forgot about that too?
Thank you for joining my calls and for the CC!
>>534198437glorpo shitto is behind you anonโฆ but you didnโt hear it from me
>>534198189my moonie is exactly like this
>>534198461I'm not a Deltafag so I'm doing gr8.
I haven't played it yet because I was busy yesterday but has 7.3 done anything to stop the subscriber exodus?
6:10 CC ET Crystal
I can pick up CC calls.
>still no dual dye channel on the higan shigan
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...
>>534198481lol how many rupees are you getting paid for this one saar?
if plogons don't come back up today i'm going to freak out
>>534198598higan shigan wigan sakakaki?
>still no dual dye channel on the flargon blargon
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...
>>534197943There's like a 17% difference between the best DPS job and the worst DPS job. So even if you ran a party of nothing but Bards, your 20 minute duty would now be a 23 minute 24 seconds duty, and if you ran all Samurai it'd be a 16 minute and 36 second duty.
>Average: 20 minutes>Worst: 23 minutes 24 seconds>Best: 16 minutes 36 secondsTHIS is what you fags cry about? Average'd out with all the actual real life varied roles people would ACTUALLY be playing, the difference in time saved/lost would be next to nothing.
>>534198481Just like how you mysteriously forgot about all those mhigga dicks you sucked infront of everyone at the mung quicksands 2 days before 7.3
>>534198037Frontlines is a completely different game from CC with it's PvP actions and retarded damage resistance modifiers, you're in for a rude awakening if you think you can pick DRK, dive into 5 people and walk out alive.
To get a Comm Crystal you either need to reach Diamond rank two seasons in a row or Crystal rank once.
>>534198710Take it eajy theyve been away longer
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>>534198353idk, but having read a bit about it, i already am not looking forward to it. gonna be real honest here, i don't give a shit about this story anymore and i just do it to unlock the content. so knowing that there's gonna be a fucking puzzle segment in this string of skipped cutscenes and rushed npc-talking has me irritated.
it's crazy to me how this game used to call itself an ff game first and an mmo second, but now the story's so shitty that if you provided an option to just unlock the content and skip the story outright, most people would probably take that option and not deal with talking to 3 villagers a dozen times and talking to wuk lamat 50 times.
but to answer your question, nothing i could see on the first 2 pages about the puzzle section. one thread was made by a single user saying she really enjoyed that part, actually.
pic unrelated
>Koji Fox is no longer the translator/localization lead
How long has this been the case? Surely I haven't been away for too long-
>Since 6.1
Good God I really have been away for a while
>>534198770>your 20 minute dutylol
>>534198854don't reply to me
>>534198742>>534198753do not mock my blade chuds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534197943LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534198854Love this lizard
>>534198889>MSQ has been dogshit since 6.1really makes you think
>>534198586No, in fact it has made it worse
The game is even deader post patch than it was before
>>534198024yeah but I play on EU, sorry husband
>>534198189its the opposite for me
>>534198910It's a nice round figure for ease of explanation, moron.
>still no dual dye channel on the hitachi pitachi
i know its gonna be another shitty monkeys paw that lets you dye the tassel or something instead of the second sword but how long must we wait...
>>534198770>difference of nearly 7 minutes>it would take 35% longer to run the dutyYour definition of "nothing" is a bit odd
>>534198889>>5341990006.0*
Elpis ruined the world.
It's okay if you're not smart enough to agree now, you will look back when the game is on maintenance mode and say "Damn, that anon was right. That was the beginning of the end."
>>534198037queue up in the first week and just spam until you hit crystal(or whatever the new rank is called) if you have even a vague idea what youre doing you should be able to luck your way in in a few days
>>534199221It was clear that them rushing EW out the door was a massive mistake, especially when we were supposed to get a Garlemald expansion prior to EW
Froths, Femhroths, Hrothgals!
>>534198889>>534199000>everyone shit on Koji for being "cringe" (he was actually just free and confident and living his best life)>Square gets rid of him>his replacement is infinitely worseREALLY makes you THINK, huh? Maybe you should've been NICER to Koji???
My femra doesn't want to work today and is sorely hoping for a distraction.
>Got a FC House
>Got Hrothgar hats
>Got insane MSQ kino
>Got more Wuk Lamat
This week I've been winning, bros. I'm happy.
I wanna go to fanfest with a cardboard sign of the Late Allagan chestpiece with like 4 buttons on it you can dye with the second dye channel and a bunch of arrows pointing at it and in Japanese it says "What the fuck?" and shove it in Yoshi P's face for 3 seconds before security kicks me out. And then he'll make a blogpost on the lodestone crying about being harassed and persecuted.
>>534198770fflogs have rotted people's fucking minds. your breakdown of the completion time differences was brilliant, but for another example of how stupid this shit is, take a look at the parse colors and compare them to the actual difference in damage. I've finished raids with a grey parse, where the only difference at that time between grey and blue/purple was some microscopic numerical difference. idr the details but it was like if i did 15k and got grey, but if i'd gotten 15,580 I would've gotten blue. Like, basically nothing, because barely anyone even ran the shit on that job and the curve was all fucked up, but people just saw the color and chimped out. you'll have healers comparing their flawless team parse to some healer who spent half the fight ressing shitters. people nuking a run that would've been a clear so they can get one more gcd.
I swear to god if we didn't have these fucking "permanent record" sites, we'd all have just adopted JP's mindset where we standardize one safe strat that sacrifices some uptime in exchange for a sure thing, and we'd be running ex/savage in the fucking dutyfinder instead of sitting in pf for 45 minutes and then arguing because the last guy to join doesn't know the mario kart strat and only knows the mr happy bingo bongo strat.
>>534199174he also handwaves BRD gets more RDPS in 8 people content compared to other dps that only 2 minute burst and dungeons are 4 and you can't stack songs as double BRD so the average double BRD dps run is going to easily go 50% longer realistically.
>>534199227You can only get these if you are queuing on Dynamis right?
my femra might call into work tomorrow
Male character crush anchor
I'll start
REMUS ANIMA
i hate this game so much sisters
>>534199443uh, yeah, i 'bate to frava!
>>534199391*undercuts you by 1 gil*
>>534199404make the buttons LED lights and let people change the color of them by pressing the dye buttons and you'd be based
>>534199174In the real world people don't do 8 man bard runs. It was an extreme case scenario to prove how miniscule the difference is in clear times in practical terms. The choice between a PCT or a BLM in your party is gonna be less than a 30 second clear time difference.
>>534199458its true
run a dungeon with 1 tank and 3 dps and enjoy your 100 parse
>>534199549We're not even in the same server anymore... you marketboard terrorist
They're fucking evil for resetting mount speed at the start of every expansion.
>>534199458I agree parsing is a nice tool but itโs a perversion of what it once was
>ENGAGE WITH MY POSTS PLEASE!!
No.
>>534198889>everything since 6.0 has been awfulWhat a coincidence...
>>534199473if thats where ranked is this season yes
>>534199568I'll always take the BLM since he isn't a spoonfed handheld baby bitch boy like the PCT
>>534199628*undercuts you by 2 gil*
DC Travel.
>>534197875Relax Amalia. You are banned and no amount of seething will allow you into the meet. You can just drop it now. It's been 2 weeks
>>534199754That's NOT how that works
>>534199641Stop being an impatient zoomer
>>534199670Sounds like you got something else coming your way then
>>534199584you look lovely today wife
Holy fuck Plat is fucking hell.
>>534199584HOLY SHIT THERES A SPRIGGAN EATTNG YOUR HEAD
>Sends a friend request to every F3 femra in the thread
>>534199482I shan't say, it will make him hide again
>>534199804*undercuts you by 3 gil*
>>534198024Not until I have Noclippy again
Not being able to double weave is shit
>>534199849A-anon this is so sudden...
>>534199641>he didn't buy the P2W Cash shop Bike with +1 mount speed back in ARRLmaoing @ you
>>534199834o yeaaa u no it
>>534199947You would never
>>534198037you go to dynamis and queue for ranked cc
if you finish the season at diamond, you get 1 crystal
at crystal ranking (and higher now) you get two of them
that's it. just play ranked and climb as far as you can (do it now while the season just started, in a few weeks/months queues will gradually die off)
>>534199739You do realize Black mage players demand seven other people to do everything for them for a spoonfed handheld baby bitch boy clear right
>>534199947*undercuts you both by 40%*
>>534199467you can stack songs actually, but you have to be playing different songs. i didn't realize this until another bard showed me that when he played minuet and i played wanderer's, both songs were flashing. it feels like shit because your song order always feels "off," but it's doable. that said, i would fucking never, fuck that shit. i d ont play bard (or dnc) in 4man content because it always feels way fucking slower than if i just went on blm or sam and blew everything up myself. fuck supporting randos who are asleep at the wheel, but i digress.
>>534199849>F3My f2 raen will remember this transgression
When you say my femra or my moonie are you talking about a femra or moonie that you own like as a pet
yh sorry I can't raid Ex trials till I have splatoon so I know where to stand to resolve mechanics I would hate to have to use my brain
if you die in an ex in an /xivg/ group you get shitposted until the end of time (see Macchi who otherwise did literally nothing wrong)
>>534200137I'm talking about my character who is a moonie
>>534199641Mount speed is useless because once you unlock flight you fly at the fastest speed
>but before you get aether currentsnot spending 30 USD to finish the expansion 10mins earlier
Canโt believe I bought the new glasses for 10mil
THESE SHITS ARE UGLY
>>534199296>garlenigger larpers still seething to this dayEW was a gift.
Raiders love to walk around like they're battle hardened warriors and then you throw them in a party that is 1% suboptimal and they piss their pants and call it a trap and schizo out about how Yoshi P is personally targeting them and trying to ruin their life.
>>534200258I prefer girlcream.
>>534199641the maxed out mount speed on the ground isn't even really fast; the default is just slow. the map speed should be the default. this shit was stupid in occult crescent, too. everyone spent their first silver coins on the mount speed because the game just arbitrarily makes you slower for some reason.
but it's okay. if you spend 30 dollars on the phallus-mobile, you can go fast anywhere!
>>534200306post pics? i wanna see how they look.
>>534199967It's overdue if anything...
>>534200325I'm just pressing buttons.
femra giving sloppy rimjobs to moonie
>>534200307>destroying the lore built up over 10 years was worth to own le garleniggers
>Get the Omega F minion off Khloe cos I got two lines in my journal : )
>Oooh, it's selling for 550k
>Get in a listing war with this fag who keeps undercutting me by 1 gil
>Eventually say "fuck it" and drop my listing to 200k
>Sells an hour later
I don't care if he bought it, now I have 200k and he has two minions that won't sell at the price he wants until a month or two from now.
>>534200007i don't pvp but im curious, why do people need to dc travel? is it only open at certain times? a friend tried to get me into it and had me go to dynamic im p sure and i was really confused but never actually asked
>>534198669Thanks, Iโll repeat this line the next time you dig up some drama about an โebinโ and pass it off as fact.
>>534198772This is trolling outside of /b/.
>>534200436seeethe you dot headed savage.
>get on vc with the gam i have been flirting with for months
>he sounds fat
>>534200559This is why I voted for Varis.
>>534199829Thank you I'm glad that you enjoy my Sunday (Not sunday) morning rig my thread betrothed
>>534199841It's ok there is nothing of value in there /yes
>>534200436>garlean>lorethe second emet revealed that the empire was his creation garlemald became a pile of shit, they were just discount allagan empire.
EW straight up destroying garlemald and moving on was the best thing that they did.
>>534200541they condensed ranked onto 1 dc per season to deal with it being dead after the first week on every other dc
Yoshi-Sama please increase the tomestone cap to 900. Yoshida-sama please.
>>534200436the lore was that garlemald is an invading military empire and going to their overwhelmingly civilian capital and murdering them would be ooc
>>534200541They cycle what DC Ranked is hosted on to congregate the region into playing together, increasing the total player pool and helping with queues.
>>534197650Wuk Lamat was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1992.
All the guys who hit on me are bullies who wanna make fun of me for being fat and call me petnames like "piggy" or "sow" and keep talking about my huge fat ass and tight asshole and how they wanna grope me all over and cuddle me and mating press me while playing with my chubby belly.
>>534200541In the past you could queue ranked from anywhere as long as it was (you)r home server, but because not many people actually play ranked, this just lead to every season having the same 10 names in the leaderboard and queues dying in a month max.
So they made it so everyone has to queue on one server so queues stay alive longer.
There is a hint of irony in m saying this though because I hit diamond and now ranked is dead again.
>>534200716Which is great because now it's dead on one dc after the first week instead of 4
Game won't let me use Phoenix downs during cruiserweight? whats the point then?
>>534200775Those are wide hips.
>>534200805wya you fat retarded bitch
They could have had Zenos just randomly appear at the end of the 7.3 MSQ and chop wuk lmao's head off and they blew it.
>>534200805CHIM Albatross...
>>534200805i hate fat people so much jfc
>>534200879shoulda transferred to glorious jp where its alive the whole season through kiddo
>>534199787Which one? Me?
>>534200805Please shut the fuck up Hoedick
>>534201007CC is unironically a lot of fun on JP.
>>534200654>get on vc with a GAM>itโs a GAW
every time someone fatposts it just makes me happier i starve myself
>>534200925Theyโre only useful in four man content. They explicitly told us this during the live letter
>>534200962Zenos is dead he died at the end of Endwalker at the edge of the universe.
>>534200325my favorite are the neet raiders who somehow can't be on fucking time for prog
tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair. this has been a paradoxical issue my whole online life. the very first raid group i ever organized was this massive thing, iirc it was like a 24man but an extremely difficult one. i put in work tracking everyone down and getting their availability and making big charts to hone in on a day that worked for 95% of us. and wouldn't you know, despite all the neets being like "anytime is good for me" somehow none of them could fucking show up and had to be pinged like crazy or they canceled last minute because they couldn't drag their fat asses out of bed. it's like this with mmos, it's like this with tabletop, it's like this with everything. fuck.
and then these same raiders who're doing nothing with their lives will talk like they raid because they enjoy pushing themselves. yeah ok nigga, how about you push yourself out of fucking bed and come to prog on time. fuck
>>534200984Me too. I hate them so much I married a European. Even listening to her bitch about all my guns is preferable to fat chicks.
>>534201075Yeah sure, anonymous catboy.
You may not like it, but these are /xivg/'s finest ebins.
What do you have to say to them, anon?
just spilled salami all over my big fat hairy beergut bros...
S-surely more friends will log on later...
>>534199309The hrothgala...
>>534201175You can't even use them in the new dungeon.
>>534201154Starving yourself is stupid, just eat less calories dumpass.
>>534201253Haha yaaaay :D
>>534201154why are you poor
>>534201263I think I'm gonna have to shit in the next hour.
>>534201280not feeling it today
t. not your friend
>>534201175Zenos doesn't have to be dead. Power of friendship + Shinryu. Checkmate atheist.
>>534201287wait what lmao
why not?
wasn't that the whole point
>SCHs usually complain about healer homogenization and that they don't like being turned into WHM
>WHM was the one with the advantage of having 20y heal spells
>this advantage was homogenized across the entire heal role
>no SCHs whining about it
Where are the homogenization complaints now?
>>534200546lmao gt tier post
>>534201280me with the chair icon while i afk in my house because i finished the patch content and now theres nothing to do
>>534201280Later today, yes
Tomorrow? Battlefield.
>>534201176>tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair. this has been a paradoxical issue my whole online life. the very first raid group i ever organized was this massive thing, iirc it was like a 24man but an extremely difficult one. i put in work tracking everyone down and getting their availability and making big charts to hone in on a day that worked for 95% of us. and wouldn't you know, despite all the neets being like "anytime is good for me" somehow none of them could fucking show up and had to be pinged like crazy or they canceled last minute because they couldn't drag their fat asses out of bed. it's like this with mmos, it's like this with tabletop, it's like this with everything. fuck.based. those same raid trannies that push themselves ran away from criterion.
Any news on the development of the weekly Sopranos meetup?
Did I cook with this glam, lads?
>>534201280I'm playing 11.2, sorry bro.
Maybe I might come back when the DD releases but that is a slim chance
>>534201176>tell me why a guy working 48 hour weeks with a kid and a wife can be here on time, but your lazy ass can't just wake up and roll into your chair.Because I have no commitments I'm not beholden to any kind of routine or fixed schedule in life.
Some days I wake up at 6am, get a shower, do all my chores and just sit down by lunctime and do literally nothing for the next 12 hours. Other days I wake up at 2pm and crawl over to my computer and just shitpost for 8 hours straight before I even do anything else. It's pure organised chaos. "I" know what's going on and what I have time for and when to do things, but to anyone else it just looks like total insanity. There's also 0 reason for me to respect you or your time because what happens to me if I don't? Oh no I get socially ostracised and turned into an outcast, I'm a NEET, that's already my default. I'm a bad person, but I don't care.
>>534201263I think this is the fourth time you've posted this today
>>534201428You can't use them during combat in the new dungeon, or the new treasure dungeon. I haven't tried in the alliance raid but I doubt it will let me in combat either. The cast just never starts.
>>534201176im just so eepy
>>534201523its okay. you look like a sperg in sol9, limsa, and gridannia.
>>534200962I would've clapped when I saw it, he "went for the head" just like in my marvelkino
>>534201661And it's going to keep going every thread for the rest of the fucking week
>>534201175Some "from beyond the universe" kind of threat will use Zenos' body. Mark my words. Screenshot this post.
>>534201734I'll skip on that one, thanks for calling Bro
>>534201696plogon? more like plo gone!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just did a run of Meso Terminal! Going back in at :55!
2 spots are still open!
PF is under J.Y.
PW is 1860
>>534201737Why would some threat from beyond the universe use a sundered body?
I met a guy on discord who's like a normal sized guy, goes to the gym but he's not super ripped just like regular guy fit and I essentially said "Haha, sorry for being fat, I'm working on it" and he said "I actually find you extremely erotic and I want you to get even fatter" and he sent me a pic of his erect cock.
>>534201672My three favorite places. Based.
>>534201903My the fuck are moids like this
>>534201263Can you stop posting this ban bait? Half the people who reply get banned for posting the names of the people in the screenshot. You know what youโre doing.
i cant tell the difference between the old ew ar gear and the new textures they supposedly put on them this patch
>>534202023I don't want to see your face until you fanta to femraen.
>>534201903Architect bros are we like this?
>>534202023SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>534202023Good morning himcess.
I am
a sunnie
who said she would not go back into the EX until static time
but did anyway and got a clear
>>534201494Yeah don't even get me started on how the "I want a challenge" crowd is never anywhere to be seen when new content drops while splatoon is down or whatever. Couldn't even find people here to run a fucking alliance raid on tuesday; everyone had an excuse. Hell, there were people in that same thread admitting that they'd plugin'd the game so hard that they didn't even remember how to play their main job anymore.
>>534201624Dude just set an alarm on your phone when you make a commitment to be somewhere, it's not hard. You agreed to be there, so it's not like this is something you don't want to participate in.
>>534201663That's fucking wack. The major selling point for this change was to take some pressure off healers while they experienced new content for the first time. Because if they died while learning this thing that's new to everyone, it wouldn't cause a disruption for everyone else. But if it doesn't work in the dungeon where it'll most likely be needed then wtf is the point. Absolutely bizarre choice.
>>534201176Having unlimited free time means they don't value time, be it their own or others'. I've seen this play out a million times, across raid groups and D&D groups and ARMA groups and any other kind of structured group activity.
The way people transform when they start spending even just 20 hours a week in school or a job is remarkable.
>>534202023Oh, so you're the one spamming the picture of you and that femra. That makes so much sense, I bet you're very happy with yourself.
>>534201523theoretically I like it but I hate that the metal won't dye entirely on the headpiece, so you have a weird gilded helm and no gilt anywhere else
>>534202021fabric and metal are changed and upgraded but still sorta pixely at least with sam. war got the fur fabric treatment, pld got shiny ass metal. drk has red jewels but the black metal looks off probably needs a good lighted room.
whms slut boots look aged like leather.
>>534201823My retarded ass forgot to post it's on Dynamis DC.
>>534201663I ressed a healer using one.
bangs
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>* Not applicable to certain gear.
>>>it's also not applicable to certain hairstyles entirely
More empty promises.
It literally does not work with the 2 pieces they are showcasing with my hairstyle lmao.
>>534201118that's just not caring that you're flopping around in silver on a character you don't care about. not a JP thing.
>>534201176This is actually true from my experience as well. I've lost count of the amount of times we've had to spam ping or discord call the NEET in our party because they "fell asleep" 30 min before raid
>>534202159>But if it doesn't work in the dungeon where it'll most likely be needed then wtf is the pointSo they can have a shitty excuse to remove RDM and SMN's raises in 8.0. The march to homogenization must ever move forward
>>534201823>2 spots are still open!let me guess, you lack two healers
shant be healslutting
>>534201903the gymbro to architect pipeline is real, the fatter you are the more they can show off their gains. it makes sense when you think about it...
>>534202436too lazy to jump over, sorry. good luck though.
>>534201176they don't adhere to any schedule not even their own so they don't understand how important those precious few hours are and thus dont respect anyone's time
seen it a million times just like the other anon with organized groups
I played 300 casual matches of CC then got bored and now I don't play it anymore. PvP in XIV is just very frustrating and doesn't feel good.
More often than not you're nothing "That was bullshit!" or "Hehe, that was bullshit...".
Speaking as one of the most dedicated Dawntrail doomers, I have to admit I actually really liked this patch and Wuk Lamat finally became a decent character when they stopped giving her two out of every three lines of dialogue, just by trimming her down to the essentials. The Japanese VA actually trying helped, I pity anyone who had to listen to Sena Bryer seething into irrelevance. Playing a mage and getting to see it actually count during a cutscene was kino, and the resolution was extremely satisfying. I'd say this one was better than any patch in the 7.xs easily, but it's also hard to think of a 6.x patch other than Endwalker itself that was as good. I especially enjoyed the high percentage of Shale in this mixture, as well as how much of the content actually managed to engage me. The revelation that most of the things I thought were stupid about Solution Nine were all down to Calyx grooming their entire society to make them more susceptible to his plans could have been absolutely bungled but instead they stuck the landing. Good job and I am unironically so far hyped for 8.0.
>>534202479Anon Meso Terminal is a 4 player duty....
>>534202479it's a healer and a DPS since it's just a dungie
I can also switch to healie I guess I'm ok with that
t. the other party member
"Heyhey people, Calyx here."
"Have you ever wanted to live... Forever?"
>>534201496a certain race has been hosting those for months now
>>534202616yeah, you need a healer and a rezmage, cuz yall shitters.. i know what i said
>>534201794Okay but... for real... plogon?
>>534202321In an alternate universe, there's an XIV that's running 15 year old legacy code except in this version the old devs are all still there and they have a deep and intimate understanding of how everything works, since they've had over a decade to work with it, so we have tons of cool cosmetics and quality of life and the content is enjoyable and the helmets all have ear customizations and neat soulful things
>>534202550but sis you dont even know what 8.0 will be about they still have 2 patches to bungle and retcon anything.
>>534202321So switch hairstyle
>>534202223I thought about using some Fierce Tyrant or Lost Allagan pieces but the gold on them is too finicky and having some gilt on the crown part makes it look more regal and less uniform (this is my cope). If an outfit matches too perfectly you end up looking like a dungeon mob no matter how cool you are, especially if your weapon ends up matching too well with your armor like you bought them as a set.
>>534199849why do you want my name to be orange
>>534202502Yeah we had a 4 hour ERP session about it, he really loved it when I played up the dynamic. I said his muscles made me look even girlier and faggier by comparison and he went wild for it. Then we got onto the "ohh I'm seducing you with my fat ass" and he loved it.
My femra? Sneaking zinc pills into your meals.
>>534202549You're not supposed to queue because you like it, you're supposed to queue because all of our favorite ebins are there!
>>534202712My moonie does this
>>534199849same but with f2 instead
>>534202736Correct but that's an 8 problem. 7 ended on a higher note than it deserved.
>>534202859does this give me thicker ropes?
>>534197915he's old and just asking for a no loot easy mode version. seems fair.
Despite you-know-poo still being in the party, I am enjoying this part of the story!
>>534202227yeah on second thought i can kinda see it more when i mash the new gear with the old gear and it blends a little bit better than it used to
Dark skinned male
Instaloss
Rape
Mating press
Impregnation
Mindbreak
>>534202075I'm waiting for glamourer to come back up so I can check my settings. So plogons where?
>>534202094Care to give me the rundown of my scent profile? I'm curious.
>>534202114Good morning, sister.
>>534202207Oooo, drats! Foiled again by anon's keen and ever discerning skills of perception! You caught me red-handed, you fiend!! I'll never get (You)s again...
after i got in shape and started going to the gym, i started intensely hating fatties because they are lazy fucks
>>534202981How can it be hard?
>>534202972Yeah and you'll get hard randomly.
>>534203004You should have given me her data when I asked for it, we wouldn't be having this problem.
The Crystal Braves, whatever happened there. . .
>>534203002This but you do all of this to the dark skinend male
>>534202712My malezen does this.
>>534202549Just keep practicing and git gud and you too can enjoy making big plays.
dear square enix please stop unnecessarily hiding parts of hair under hats thank you
>>534203082I don't have to tank and can heal myself when I take damage
>>534203040in ffxiv*
obviously
>>534202860those are some nice cans
>>534203082i don't trust others to
>>534202781I can respect that logic, yeah, and overall the set looks really clean, the blue/dark metal make the rest of it cohesive. Vanilla glamming is hard and I will always inherently respect a solid showing when I see it.
>>534203040I eat because no one loves me. I fill the hole in my heart with doritos and profiterole sundaes.
>Just get skinny and someone will love youJust breath air and you'll stop drowning.
god i hate leviah so much
>>534203118Boring dog shit jr. boring dogshit.
>>534202549>>534202861i've played 10000+ games of casual and ranked cc over the last three years because it's fun
it's that shrimple
>>534203194post it on the forums like everyone else
>>534203118I think they disbanded after their leader turned traitor. The few remaining that were loyal to the scions just became the B-team scions IIRC
>>534203082It makes me happy to take care of people and do my best for the party...
>>534203082It's easy and also I like the class fantasy of helping my friends
haha sorry xD my cats on the keyboard :P
>>534202815Let me guess, malera or lalaboy.
>>534203315Have you considered you may have a mental disorder?
>>534203225Coke truly struck gold with the red and white design.
>Finished my 2nd Monster
>It's 8 hours after I told myself "cmon, time to get busy and do those chores"
Life is so hard as a NEET...
>>534203040As a lifelong skinnybro, fatties are extra annoying for me, because any time there is communal food anywhere, I am hounded that I must eat it, and if I have already eaten some of it, I am hounded that I must eat more of it. When there are morning donuts left over, I am commanded to eat the rest of them "because I need it". Bitch, a donut isn't even food.
>>534203079I have to assess our clients very carefully, anon. Please understand.
>new balance CC patch which means new CC meta
>look inside
>WHM+AST every match again
>>534202759I will the moment that long hairstyle with the white headband will get different colors.
So never.
>>534201154the other week, SM mentioned she gained 13 lbs over the summer and that made me holy moly
the first baconator into fat fuck timeline is real
>>534203459erm.. y-you're just... you're just gonna pass up on your ration of corn syrup??
>>534203082I love making people happy so I like giving them fast ques or filling for their party.
>>534203118WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??
You wanna know what happened? Alphinaud happened.
He had the backing of the Scions, the trust of Minfilia, the coin from Lord Lolorito, hell, he even had Raubahn's ear. And what does he do with it? Builds a private army like he's founding a damn nation. All wide-eyed and preaching ideals, while half his recruits were taking bribes before the ink dried on their contracts.
>>534203417lalaboy...
He played a male highlander.
>>534203132>>534203002>open danbooru>sapphira getting blacked again
>>534203082I like having the responsibility of making sure we don't have to worry about healers underperforming. I like taking care of others, and healing lets me do that the best.
My lawyers have recommended to me that I don't divulge my other reasons...
>>534203424i have at least two or three, that's fair
>>534203454hello fellow adhd haver
get to work
>>534203586EUroids can't be kicked from 4chan soon enough
>>534203586what fight is this
>>534203004>Care to give me the rundown of my scent profile? I'm curious.Chamomile with hints of peppermint and lilac
Now, time for a pitjob
>Calyx's office is a swastika
>24-man final boss has a swastika attack
nooticing
I thought Meso Terminal was the easiest dungeon in Dawntrail.
>>534202549>>534202861erm actually youre supposed to queue to get a title you will never use!!
>>534203259>>Just get skinny and someone will love youIt might help you get more confident but it won't magically materialize someone to love you.
>t. got down to 155 lbs and remained single because I'm still socially awkward and don't talk to a lot of people
>>534203659The latest extreme
>>534202554i am
A hrothgal with a knorb
shame
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leveling roulette gave me revamped cutter's cry
>can't trash skip
>2nd boss has 3 forced burrow phases now
>nerfed final boss difficulty
It's soulless I'm afraid
>>534203459>>534203553>Boohooo my life is so hard, people tell me to eat more food, wahhhhhhhI'm glad you get bullied, skeleton.
>>534203491>>534203541>new pve balance patch>AST+SCH meta since 2015u rike?
>>534203693Seems difficult. I thought they were doing away with debuff spam?
>>534203740I was worried about this
>>534203118HE SAVED THE SULTANA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE UL'DAAN EXPLORER. AND IN THIS HOUSE, RAUBAHN IS A HERO. END OF STORY!
>>534203693hmm, i probably shouldnt bring my femra into this fight
>>534203787Yeah but this time they went for the mofu experience
>>534203491>It's two barafaggots every timeGet me out of this time line.
>>534203459lmao get fucked retard
9:35 CC ET Crystal
>>534203491AST/WHM is "FUN"
You're supposed to rike it.
>>534200182nyooo you're ruining my 5 million gil crafter tool market(the sales history is blank and everyone is either making their own stuff or waiting for prices to normalize to their real value)
>>534203828My femra will protect your femra in this fight she will be giving you some of these debuffs as reward
>>534203676i can't wait to use mine next match and impress nobody
>>534203740>nerfed final boss difficultyCutters cry chimera has been a non issue since the stat squish
My femlala doesn't feel pain anymore...
Thinking of calling in absent for tonight's raid just to continue the MSQ and do the alliance raid since I gotta sleep by the time raid ends...
>>534203491>die instantly on melee if there's no healeryeah gee why are people on healer?
>>534203491The CC meta is VPR/BRD thoughever.
>>534203915why are you black
>>534203829How do you deal with Big Black Cock Slave when you have 99 stacks of Creampied? That seems impossible.
>>534203929and yet they made it even more braindead
Thinking of calling in absent for tonight's raid just becuse im a lazy fucking neet and i dont feel like doing it, and i want to watch movies instead. get fucked
>>534203987She's Dravidian Indian get it right bro
>>534203925youre supposed to quit and do something actually fun or productive with your life once you get the title bro...
>>534198126Krile is boring.
>>534203665the office had 5 branches, not 4
>>534203002>thread was thinking cuck shit>first thing that came to my mind was lalaboys being raped
As a pathetic NEET I actually look forward to schedule raid time as it gives me more of a sense of purpose
>>534202859my femlala gives her big hrothgar bf zinc, vitamin d, and lots of celery. she also makes him pineapple smoothies, and makes sure he stays very hydrated. the vitamin d keeps his mane luscious, and the rest... well, she cares for him, and wants him to be healthy...
>>534203676I have never seen anyone good with this title.
>friend on their alternate race/gender alt
>subtle differences in how their personality comes across
this, too, is gap moe
>>534204063ok. why are you dark
>>534203665Is that a le hecking swastika???
Aaiiiie I'm kvetching
It's not like majority of the Asian world view it as something different
>>534204145but you have seen me... heh...
You have a slot open in your static, there's only 2 applicants:
>NEET
or
>Foid (and no, not the cool one you're totally besties with, the typical one who stirs shit and can't take criticism without crying)
>wake up from nap
>eat donuts
>flirt with GAM femlala in my dms
>go back to sleep
>>534204242The foid, because I don't mind making women cry.
>>534204119You're not a real NEET
>>534204242Being in a static sounds kind of stressful so I leave and let both in.
>>534204276>>flirt with GAM femlala in my dmsWhy cant it be ME...
>>534204242which has better parses
>>534204242Foid, i will enjoy the gaslighting and drama. bored of week 1 clears desu.
>>534203609>MinfiliaGod rest her soul, it's terrible when they go young like that huh?
>>534203812>The guy you're looking for is an ex commando or some shit he killed 16 Garleans single handedly, he was in the interior ministryYou're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Mamool Ja or some shit. He was an interior decorator.
>His fc room looked like shit
>>534204242i give the reigns of the static to someone else and go play a different game
>>534204242NEET obviously
>>534204242NEET because at least I'll clear the tier at the end of the day.
>>534204318Because you don't call me a slut and send gifs of anime girls making out in response to small kiss emotes
>>534198710I am calling for them to be down for another week. Hear me O spirits! Make them VANILLA! Deprive them of the cope of modded outfits!
>>534202996Sphene looks like she's worried Leviah is going to get them kicked out of the mall.
>>534202738Raping this fiddie
>>534197650>there's unique job animationsJoke's on me for being a MNK this expansion I guess
Imagine a male hroth nonchalantly walking around town with a lala stuck and hanging from his knot
that moon bullshit really is a good way to level gatherer/crafter jobs
I went from 90 to 100 in like 3 hours
I ERP with my GAM eb on voice chat in the living room with the windows open and my neighbour works on his cars a lot and always gives me funny looks when we see each other outside. I think he's one of those "FUCKIN QUEERS *BONK*" types. Like super straight fag basher, I wonder if I could...maybe he'd wanna...
>>534204547felines don't have knots, immersion ruined
>>534203624>Someone uploaded the pics of my golemsNice
>>534203491Surprisingly not that much PLD+AST.
While manageable, AST slows down games to a drag
Like when someone opens up with Bagooska or Mystic Mine
GAMs and NEETs will always be better than foids as both friends and at the game, you know this to be true.
>>534203417>maleraWhat's with the meme
>>534204673I went from 80 to 100 in 3 jobs by buying levequests items. Its much easier though it is a money sink
>>534203624It should've been me, when am I getting a turn with the thread bike
Anybody planning on doing the new maps this weekend? I'm gonna see if I can gather some and stockpile them to do all at once
>>534204242>guy who will probably show up because what else does he have to do? eat chips? take a nap at 3pm?or
>incorrect answer with a lot of nuance around why it's the wrong answerHMMMM
>>534199268my miera? named tycho.
wtf
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>PF is already trying to push the "healer gets grabbed on purpose during Circle of Lives and then comes back after MM2 and LB3s after everyone is dead" strat
>>534203040>>534203218>>534203259>>534203392you know what fatties smell like shit? because they legit dont wipe their ass properly. use a bidet or wet pipes dont be a subhuman and use just paper where there will still be shit flakes
>>534204813>the thread bikesapphira is asexual
I thought we were all joking about being gay, you guys sound kinda sus sometimes...
>>534204892It's just not the same...
>>534204734Your golems are nice. I especially liked the fiddie and cat ones. The elezen one too.
Dunno who keeps uploading them though.
>>534204826>>guy who will probably show upSomeone who never raided with a NEET or even read the fucking thread lmao
>wake up
>realize there's nothing worth getting up for
>go back to sleep
anyone else know this feel?
>>534203665This is the future (you) chose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZ5ExtHczE
>>534204242I had a female raid lead in one my statics and she was fucking brutal. She was like the female version of andrew tate. She made one of the gay guys in the static leave and cry.
I think this glam looks cool.
1:25 CC ET Crystak
>>534204872>XIVbab allergic to sac strats
>>534204957The same as what...
>>534204826The NEET will somehow still miss raid time because he stayed up until 10am and thought he could sleep for eight hours instead of twelve.
Is there a japanese website like eorzea collection since this game is more popular there and i want anime cosplay glams.
>>534204954There is nothing wrong with admiring cocks bro?
>>534204051>try it>looks the same shitwhat did they nerf?
>>534205030No I have a job
>>534204673on one job????
>>534204826>Anybody planning on doing the new maps this weekend?yeah but not with you
>>534203491>>534203839>Complaining about magical girl jobs (even played by burly men) having fun together with the power of friendshipCease your grinchery posthaste.
>>534205030i am a neet yes
Itโs all fun and games until the GAM youโre friends with and play the game with asks you to EB when you donโt feel that way towards him at all. (I turned him down and he blocked me on discord)
>>534205054Non-anonymously...
>>534204890>use a bidet or wet pipes dont be a subhumanI'm a fattie and I use wet wipes.
>Toilet paper to test if my ass is poopy or if I need to remove some material in bulk>Then wet wipes>Then toilet paper again to test>Then wet wipes again just in case>Then toilet paperI also to the same thing to my taint/upper leg area every time I poop because it can get kinda sweaty down there.
>>534199482I can't say his name because I'm the only person in the thread who hangs out with him and he'll know it was me
>>534205030i have known this feel. you gotta work on setting things up that you look forward to, anon. even something small. i hope things get better for you
>>534204547that's gross.
in public i'd ride on his shoulders and nuzzle against the back of his head
in private is where he'd go feral and treat me like a stuffed fucktoy.......
>>534205157Then figure out how to make it non-anonymous...
>>534204995I did and the only thing he did wrong was openmic dig his hand into a bag of chocolate halloween candy mix and chew loudly
Loved that guy
>>534205065Ok TRUE I did have some people who would be a little late or miss it but at least we could just do it later. The other answer implies it'll explode
>>534205109EEEEEAAAARGHHHHH WHY
>>534205068Mirapri
You can also type "ใใฉใใช" in Twitter and find tons of people posting their glams
>>534203839primal or crystal
>>534205182Brother at that point just hop in the shower and spray your asshole
Crystal, main scenario, need healer, c'mon ingerland
>>534205182Just use paper towels
fats and skinnies
femras and moonies
burgers and euroids
finals and fantasies
>>534204973Bro she's not gonna buy you a commission
>>534204242coping NEET hands typed this instead of filling out a job application
The way he says this is like he is trying to help keeping Wuk out the story
>>534204160I do this too. I don't know why, I even type different on my alt
>>534204973I think some are via scraper bots
>>534205182>>534204890I use wet pipes and flush them down the toilet.
>>534205030>usually stay up late>really want to sleep in today and get a nice 8 hours>it's garbage day>VRRRRRRR CRASH CLUNK VVEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNN CRRRSSHHH CLUNK CLUNK VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNN
4
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You now remember Zepla tried to prog an Ultimate with an all woman (and tranny) static and kept a notebook and pen beside her at all times to make a note of every single mistake anyone ever made no matter how miniscule and would read it back to them all at the end of every session.
>>534205327femra
for my moonies (male)
>>534205182>remove some material in bulk>I also to the same thing to my taint/upper leg area
>>534205227Desperate gay lala post
>>534205270Crystal. No one ever wants to play on Primal.
>>534205389How are they gonna improve if you don't point out their misstakes?
>>534205030no i force myself to stay awake and do something so i dont fall back into my old habits and get depressed again
>>534205065my experience with neets is that they skip sleeping and then raid after being up for 24h, for better or worse
wagies will constantly delay or need to be subbed for because of work shit or traffic or literally anything
>>534205443i will be queuing casual cc by myself on primal in that case and will let you know if i get bara fags in my game
>>534205389those were 2 different statics
>>534204673pros:
>don't have to gather any mats>no ridiculous 13-step recipes>no crystal crafting costs>free redo's on missions>red alerts give insane EXP and credits>mech ops can break up the monotony if boredcons:
>have to watch as you roll Magicked Prisms for the XXXth time in a row
>>534205432i'm a male middie actually...
i am a femra
who just took a huuuuuuuge poopie i mean a real big stinky log
>They had different animations for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUQhJWTJJE
SOON WILL BE THE DAYS where we can hug NPCs while ignoring lalashits not being able to
>>534198189I don't remember making this postโฆ?
No one unironically likes maleroes.
koana
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>>534205380forgot image FUCK
>Healers letting other die during the executioners fight.
>>534205264>site is blocked for mewut
>>534205478>How are they gonna improve if you don't point out their misstakes?Ok anon, I made some notes during our last sexy time and I have some pointers for you.
>>534205149i didn't block you though
my malera does this to you're
Shale will marry Urianger no?
Give it to me straight, did BLM win this patch? Are BLM once again the bestest DPS in the world?
Did femra win???
>>534204673I can't tell if it's more efficient to no rank, silver rank, or gold so I haven't stepped back in to grind my jobs
>>534205609stop being european
>>534204782my malera is like that
>>534205590You'll have to figure out something sis... I'll be in dms with the femlala that sent that gif in the meantime...
>>534205695i dont care about BLM
yeah they keep winning
lalaboy EB for my femlala where I'm the dominant one in public but in private I'm the super submissive one
>>534205763Whatever you say Shoro
>>534205852Everyone knows.
>>534205386Someone doesn't know what a fatberg is.
>>534205389the all woman one was a stunt by a female WoW streamer that wanted in on the WoW streamer trend of "I DID ULTIMATE" (getting carried) but it was a shit show because it was like 4 wow streamers that had barely done savage and Zepla.
The other one was TOP which broke her
>>534205335I need not free comms in order to cokey cola and wahoo post for a fren. Besides I can comm stuff myself, which I already did for a friend.
>>534205384Scraper bots are likely.
>>534205648You made me spill my ice cream..
femlalas go 10 posts without mentioning
sex
dating
food
challenge
>>534197650Hm neat but I was playing monk so I immediately assumed they just made everyone including healers just punch the shit.
>>534205982what about baconators
Your femlala takes the baconatorโthe story ends, your femlala wakes up in her bed covered in grease and crumbs and believe whatever she want to believe and keeps eating like a greedy little piggy. Your femlala takes the eternity ringโshe goes on a diet and I show her how deep the loving middie husband rabbit hole goes
>>534205605Stop getting hit by avoidable mechanics first.
Shut the FUCK UP ABOUT FEMLALAS
>>534205974Why cant I have this...
my femlala plap EB baconator
>>534205907yea it's the jannies job to clean it up
>>534205552Why would they bother to do this? There are other aspects of the game that need the extra attention to detail that was wasted here on this inconsequential cutscene.
>>534206072If your middie really loved my femlala, you'd accept her baconator eating ways.
While i do like some of the new colors i wish they added some more muted tones.
>>534205387>getting woken up by outside noisecouldn't be me
>set four alarms 3 minutes apart with the Dawntrail theme from Final Fantasy XIV Online and aggressive callouts like "WAKE UP DICKHEAD YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE">set an additional alarm on my tablet and put it in a drawer at max volume>sleep through all of them and miss my morning meeting
Please keep talking about femlalas
>>534206072>middie husband rabbit hole goesWe know how deep his hole goes we saw his onlyfans.
ugh i wish i had the energy to exercise </3 im not fat just skinny and weak :(
>>534205387lmfao that's me except it's the neighbor mowing their lawn at exactly 8:00AM
>>534205982Femlalas are the worst posters here and comprised mostly of MtF trannies. Curious.
urgh... my malera... needs...
>>534206312moonies are worse in every way
>>534205605Don't forget to destroy the burn machine add if you are DPS
>be neet
>still have insomnia
i am in a hell of my own choosing
in ffxiv
>>534206125You aren't nice to me...
>>534206183Brother a 80 ton fatberg shutting down your sewer system for two weeks affects you too.
>>534206410what is after college
>>534206072I already got my eyes on a certain male midlander, partner, and I prefer protein shakes anyways. Better luck next time.
>>534206189>muh ultimatesgo shit your diaper somewhere else faggot
>>534205974I'm a male avatar, sorry.
>>534206072I don't need either
I have the only fulala in the thread all to myself
>>534205110based, puttem on notice
>>534206348No other posters are worse than the femlala posters of today.
if we ebd in ffxiv we could go to the gym together and kiss in the lockeroom after while we are both sweaty
I accidentally got mini'd so I ran away and quick tabbed out to say 'this is bullshit' to my EB and while I was tabbed out I was staring at another clock onmyoji and was mini'd a second time.
I do not care for this map.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
my femlala uhhhhhhhh
she uhhhhhhhhh
>>534206817HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LOSER SHES NOT A SCION
>>534206481Start being nice to me!
>>534206820baconators and being a slut and pvp
>>534206558No one mentioned Ultimates, shitposter. I've never ever zoned into an Ultimate instance in my entire life.
>>534206737I'm pretty sure most gyms don't allow co-ed locker rooms, anon.
>>534203082I like being able to trad wrangle 3/7 other people and salvage an otherwise dead run. It's not like theres any other reason to want to heal because its pretty boring when nothing goes wrong.
>>534204242neets are a nightmare but there is at least some variance in this situation
i dont like raiding with shit stirrers
>>534205695We always win Akimbo. Always.
>>534205110the grinchery in question is more like this I think (but it's two gay hroths)
>yukata and happi not sold in a set
But why
>>534206898unique animations in cs is kino and youre gay
>>534199309Yes
>>534201283Would you like an invite?
>>534206817SHUT THE FUCK UP WUK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING CHARACTER
>>534205695do you like xaela male au ra that partake in the dark black magics
>>534204463STOP CALLING ME OUT WHAT THE HELL
>>534206595You say this like male avatars don't have appreciators (me ((I am pest control)))
>>534206321My malera needs a white peach red bull, an ice water, and the will to actually do content longer than an hour at a time
>>534207023My wife on the right my daughter on the left.
>>534206795But I like blotaing people into the tiles.
>>534207016God dude, please kill yourself. First off, they're not unique animations, it's just a split between ranged and melee, second I agree with you. The point is that in an expansion where everyone is bemoaning how much the game sucks, it seems like a really weird time to suddenly decided to add extra detail... to a part of the game that literally does not matter to anyone.
>>534203082I want to be helpful and get lots of praise and also feel protected by the rest of the party...
>New MSQ patch
>Queue mentors like usual
>Main Scenario Roulette
>Leave and take 30 minutes to myself
One of those days I'll learn my lesson.
>>534207245I didn't even say it out loud, stop making assumptions because you hate me so much...
>>534206130Serial rapist vibes.
hi.everynyan i hope youre all doing well and lovely today last night i drank far far too much i hope i behaved somewhat well all i know is my sibling hit me in the eye and then i gave them a bloody nose and black eye but all is well in peace and love
>>534205695Yes, yes, and no you're still short.
>>534205648malera do this to my failmale moonie
>xeno referring to sena as "her"
>>534207331I could never hate youโฆ
i love being on losing cc teams who get staggered
it's wild how people lack common sense
>>534206891can i get mapo tofu instead
>>534203082My old main (blm) got shot and i can carry retards in pf the easiest with scholar. Healing gets boring after the first clear so i usually stop there.
>>534207426N-not in public..
>>534207236>game is received poorly >they decide to start adding cool shit>anon thinks this is badyoure gay and retarded
>>534204782I mean that describes one of the thread malera perfectly but not most of them.
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Wait
Artifact weapon glow are actually in?
https://files.catbox.moe/pi00ag.mp4
>>534207425Do you mean Zenos? And who is Sena? Is this the new patch? I haven't done it yet.
>>534207558Then in privateโฆ
>>534207275you lied to me....
>>534207425>eceleb this>eceleb that>here have this eceleb picturei dont!!! CARE!!!!!!!!
>>534207584No dipshit the relic step isnโt until 7.31, itโs just in the files already
Did they reshape some gear? I feel like a lot of stuff is โfittingโ better on my Hroth, but it might just be the new texture work making it look less like stretched bullshit. Iโve been remiss for a while though.
PF for Meso Terminal is back up on Dynamis!
It's under J.Y.
Pw is 1860
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our tank bluescreened on double dragons
>>534207071Step up your game sis...
>>534207210>killing me with tatami
>auto crossbow 160 -> 180
>flamethrower 100 -> 120
>drill, air anchor, chainsaw, excavator 600 -> 620
>double check, checkmate 170 -> 180
MCHBROS WE'RE SO BAโ
>>534207656>No dipshitRelax your prostate twin
I said "Glow" not quest
>>534207720my femra doesn't forgive that easily.
How could Geode lose to some robots that are walking at a crippled pace?
>>534205102the lightning orb now has a massive 'look at me im casting lightning orb' wind-up now. it never overlaps with any dragon/ram voice cast. the ice puddle aoe has been replaced with a lightning cast that no longer leaves a puddle on the floor.
>>534207561Please, anon, please kill yourself. Whatever you are saying has nothing to do with what I'm saying. It's very frustrating to be forcefully subjected to a retard like you's non sequitur shitpost ramblings. I'm going to hide your posts and let you melt down for the rest of the thread now.
>>534207672fuck off schizo
>>534207772The narrative required him to do so
>>534207236NTA but you are straight up retarded, the passiveness of the wol in cutscenes has been a complaint since the beginning of the game and there is no salvaging DT, so if they want to use the time to experiment and start adding a more active wol in the cutscenes and continue into the future then so be it because there is nothing they coulda did with the time and money they spent on it to fix the pile of shit that is DT.
>>534207772they operate under weeping angel rules, they only move slow if you're looking at them
>>534207772>walking at a crippled pace?Is your perception as slow as their initial shambling too?
>>534207686difference of skill
>>534207672would but im tired, hf troonra <3
>>534207772it went zooooom speed at last second, but yeah it was dumb af, nigga just walk away
Another major patch and another pvp pass to rush through and forget about pvp existing till the next major patch.
>>534207772Because Rock type is weak to Steel type. Geodude never stood a chance
>>534207763And Iโm telling you the glows arenโt in the game until 7.31
>>534207772they can move fast, which we saw them do twice
>>534207672But the armor isn't dyeable
>>534207376Get help for your alcoholism.
Goddamnit my Fiddie 's knees hurt.
>>534207794>I'm going to hide your postslmao
>>534207764im transphobic
>>534207376I want to make you worse, and for me to become worse in turn.
just failed a 99% hq craft
>>534197650>XIV players are so used to their characters doing fucking nothing in every cutscene they celebrate 1% more effort from the laziest cutscene creators in the business.
Buhh... I woke up dehydrated with a headache, plugins STILL aren't back and I'm being publically humiliated by the OP for being in my 30s, balding and miserable...How could this day get any worse?
>>534208024Super Shy and Lost Bravery
This patch ain't been so bad for the MSQ and the XI raid was hella fun.
>>534208029Get kneepads stupid. Or a cushion.
>>534208067I'm only fucking 35 you shit!
my lazy ass just finished msq
I liked the cutscenes
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The new PvP gear was just what my thighlander needed as a general outfit for all jobs.
>>534206986Groths, in other words.
>>534207772They RP walk so people dont notice them acting weird, and then fight like normal when they get into range. He could have ran away but in doing so doomed anyone there.
>>534208201*hands you a nice glass of water and some painkillers*
Hope this makes it worse!
>>534208204The ff11 raid made me wish i played it. Cause all of the crossover stuff goes over my head.
>>534208000i dont need help i got help last niht lots of hugs and idk i keep finding new bruises i guess it was a megafight and apparently i broke the fuck dooowwwnnn..... uhohh.. dude i have so many bruises and theres a picture of us bleeding together or something but thats just being a happy family relationship dynamic inthink. i think im still drunk slightly
>>534208115YAAAAYYY THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP
>>534207790>'look at me im casting lightning orb'Always did that. I even found it annoying when i was at melee range and that shit would take forever to move, likely related to tickrate/netcode.
>it never overlaps with any dragon/ram voice cast.Not a big deal since the main point of the boss is to teach the in/out mechanic to new players
>the ice puddle aoe has been replaced with a lightning cast that no longer leaves a puddle on the floorNow this i find a big deal because this taught tanks to move out of bleed puddles. Can't wait for new tanks to be even more trash.
I'm actually dying of laughter, the last actual thing Koana did was the cow arc in 7.1 his character literally went nowhere, and the way they're so quick to write off Wuk and co is so hilarious, they just know no one wants to talk with them anymore so they dont even get a proper voiced cutscene for their good bye holy shit
>>534208209I wish sucking cock was the reason they hurt desu. At least then I had some fun first.
If I said I likes fulalas with cocks the size and length of their bodies would they hold it against me?
>>534208201you could be unloved... which you arent
is there a meldset out for gatherers yet
>>534202860Good morning sweetheart, you look ravishing today!
>>534206795Just find your joy in killing people with tiles. This is why Yoshi P gave us stuns and paralyzes or "binds" or whatever the lel players call it. Having fun is a skill more important than almost any other.
My femra?
She's a Dragon/Fairy pseudo legendaryโฆ
>>534208441Sorry sis there's only one fulala in this thread and she's taken
>>534208381We never got voiced cutscenes for goodbyes to be fair, but they did shove wuk into a corner quickly.
She even spent weeks recovering to put her out of the way.
>>534208349God I love you. Can I keep you in a cage next to my bed and never let you out?
Where the fuck is everyone? 15 minutes in the queue as tank and it still has to pop
>>534208201Which discord faggot is this so I can specifically tell you to kill yourself
12:40 CC ET Crystal
Why does everything feel oddly delayed.
my malera is sickly and needs penis to survive
>DNCs attack like a melee in that cutscene rather than from range
Weird
>>534208551Mega altaria! I love you
>>534208608Waiting for blue archive daily reset and napping on my couch
>>534208551*throws a Masterball at you*
Post Crow! You.. have got the Meso Terminal Crow already, right anon? Right...?
>>534208647does he like femra
>>534208647My thighlander is weak and on her deathbed if only *coughs* if only.. *wheezes* male characters.. ACK
[flatline beep]
They were cooking with the mechanics this patch. Except Crop Rotation. Fuck Crop Rotation.
>>534208668>RDM's attack is at range rather than a meleeImmersion broken, MY WoL would get in there.
>>534208646Noclippy is a hell of a drug. I can really feel my guards and recoups being delayed.
>>534208817no but now i'm going to spam it just for that, didn't know that was the minion drop
>>534208551>Fairy typeYaaaasss Trans pride amirite queen?!
>>534208817No.... buy it for me
>>534208131This is why Athena suffered an excruciatingly painful death by my miera
>>534208747autoretainer has been updated twice since the patch
everything else on my list is managed by lazy fucks apparently and are still outdated
>>534208201is this maho rin pretending to be another scaleless femra
>>534208826Sorry all we have left are faggy miera.
>>534208817i haven't done that dungeon yet
>>534208616I don't really approve of rapidly developing a character just so they can be immediately killed off. For what it's worth it was done pretty well given the circumstance.
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>>534198889>>534199000>>534199362>>534199689Koji Fox is a lolcowizer who butchers the JP text to insert memes like all the rest. Look up the DRK questline to see one of the worst examples of his terrible work ethic. Kate being worse doesn't retroactively make him good, and all lolcowizers should be replaced with AI.
>>534208646I can't record to prove it since I'm discord streaming my matches but I swear I have watched my purify button blink several times as I mash it and it doesn't go off.
There was an Endwalker patch that had this problem for a little bit and they fixed it, so maybe it's just that, or maybe I'm just a retard schizophrenic.
>>534206130What lance is that?
>>534208595no i already have a cage and its next to my fpowners bed and desk :3
>>534208817Are plogons back? Everyone is going to have it as soon as AutoDuty has a module for it.
>>534207016This.
>>534207236If he does I will heal him and encourage him to keep on living. Because that detail matters to ME. I have waited years to drop a fucking nuke in a cutscene, YEARS of being PEAK MAGE and not having it acknowledged.
>Literally does not matter to anyone>While everyone is saying it's peakClose your mouth, slap yourself on your cheeks three times, and do better in the future.
>>534208936>prefers twitter retard activist localization lead instead
>>534208970Trident of the Overlord Replica
>>534208893Well I've got great news for you Anon!
>>534201823>>534208901Join us. Farm it together. With us.
>>534201823
>>534201892Next time I see them, I'll let you know.
>>534208936You could have had something resembling a point, but then you threw in that bullshit at the ass end.
>a year after the graphics overhaul
>my favorite hair still has a bald spot when wearing hats
>>534208241Quite daring today arenโt we
>>534200026You're creating fake scenarios in your head to get mad at.
>>534209042is a tank slot open? if so, i'll hop over
>>534208936fuck you, Koji's little comedic notes were great fun
>โitโs a not a 1:1 translation from Japanese to English! localizers need to be replaced by AIโ
And what makes you think AI will do a better job?
>>534208885use this while waiting for noclippy it's the same thing but doesn't need dalamud
>>534208962this is just my life https://files.catbox.moe/sba8zq.mp4
>>534208936>Kate being worse doesn't retroactively make him goodit does though
you are a sensitive sissy who can't handle a stupid ass joke every now and then so you'll take actual trans voice actors and cringe ass "DIVERSITY" over some stupid ass flavor text on some literal nothing items
>>534208569she also did not show up for a lot of it, very bare minimum which really do just feel like them reacting to how people did not like her.
>>534208936There's a reason xivggers prefer Koji
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/quest/eec832efc26/
>>534208676>_<>>534208731N-no I'm a wild pokemonโฆ
>>534208898But I'm a GAM type femraโฆ
>>534208817I am genuinely devastated that you can't put it on your Adventurer Plate.
>>534208637I don't use Discord for Final Fantasy related affairs because nobody fucking likes me.
>>534209074They just made it more realistic for you sis. Stop complaining.
?????????????
Why are we waiting on dps
What the hell is thsi
>>534209085THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE HERE'S SAID THIS TO ME TODAY
COME ON
>>534208926You mean the meena stuck in ulโdah donโt lump me in with those whores ever again anon
>>534200527>Buys your massively undercut minion and resells it at the original price.He now has 1.5 million gil because you're a seething impatient zoomoid.
>>534209206Which is why you should stop fucking posting buhh
>>534198889>MSQ goes to shit>retroactively realize it's because Koji (and Yoshi and Ishikawa) got taken off XIV>they were replaced with the guy who wrote the shitty parts of Stormblood and some pink haired SJW who pulls strings to get her tranny friends hired for jobs they don't deserve while she advocates on Twitter all day for the active grooming of children>>534208936Kill yourself.
>>534208885>>534209149>forgot the link https://github.com/Soreepeong/XivAlexander
>>534209214that's alliance raids, where tank/healer in need becomes healer/dps in need
My femlala.
Yep, thatโs it, thatโs the post. You like this. SEX!
>>534209182feeding this pokรฉ-ra sweets using pokรฉmon-amie
Gonna run the raid again just to feel something (learn it).
man you really don't know how good you have it until it's gone huh...
>>534209182*Gives you pokerus*
>>534209263Buhh... Once again, I'm proven right... You're proving me right.
Can anyone summarize 7.3 for me? I skipped all the cutscenes.
>>534208936>slightly annoying middle aged man adding some silly flavor text in parts most gloss over vs
>sjw bluesky "localizer" trying to push an agenda over being competent Bait so good it made me bite
>>534209529DT is now over
>>534208826Damn, looks like it was too late. No need to post them now then
>>534208926NOOOOOOOOO GO BACK TO SOMETHING NORMAL
>>534209280What the actual fuck am I reading?
any poopsockers get the outfit yet
>>534209618This is your brain on DT doomposting 24/7
>>534208936This is the most exquisite bait all day.
>>534209618They're mad they can't show their fetish gear to literal children in public without getting yelled at
>>534209584*spits up blood* GUHHH *rises from the dead but then plays half-dead, squints and peers at you* What race..
Are you a cool enough dude to pay 60 fuckin quid for a t-shirt?
>>534209667I mean the pic.
>>534209692its not bait its mental retardation and obsessiveness
I could archive that md5 and I guarantee you I could find him complaining about koji somewhere
>>534209605Sure thing GAMcess.
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>>534209618You're reading our lovely friend Kathryn Cwynar advocating that all children should be actively subjected to adults wearing BDSM gear and participating in lewd and lascivious acts in public spaces. This is a good thing for them, and if you don't agree, you're a bigot.
>>534209605Yoshida gave you a free fanta to fix that.
>>534209801No i'm not br*tish.
>>534209801who tf uses squid as a currency
>>534209929Why do you smell like squid
>>534209916I want to plap Sechen
>>534207912fuck you, i laughed
Does anyone want to see my male character who is looking very cool since the patch?
>>534209489GT (although he changed his name from Gyro Takashi to Yee Ro to hide how many daddy themed and gay weight gain linkshells he was in).
>>534210037https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/You%27ll_Never_Go_Back
>>534209762Shut the fuck up if they didn't want to see my open cock and balls (female) as I wear my groinless, assless chaps then maybe they shouldn't be taking their kids out in public BIGOT
>>534210047Since youโre asking for permission in front of complete strangers, NO!
Anyone else getting occasional 90002 errors since the patch, or is my shit just coincidentally fucked all of a sudden?
>>534209752>>534209695AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HODRICK HELP ME
dawntrail is bad because they went all in on appealing to second life fags (graphics update, dye channels, text boxes, etc) and were left with no resources to make an actually good expansion
>vieras and hrothgar got hats before male highlanders got eyebrows
I give up
I'm fantaing
I think I got skipped guyyyyyyssssss
Can we get an update on the race stocks next thread? I think it's time to invest in Viera.
>>534205695Yes because even tho they fixed hammer for PCT, it was apparently an overall nerf lmao so BLM chads are still winning
>>534205678what, they've had like zero interaction this whole time
>>534210172yjk he says it.
>>534210068>face 4 modded to be fat and have body hairnot interested
i need a twinkra
>>534210104get your mind out of the gutter, anon
>>534210207One of us brother.
>>534209692The sad thing is that it's most likely not bait, there are "people" actually like this that cannot allow anything fun in their lives and would rather have something destroyed than have someone with an actual passion doing it.
>โguuuuyyssss they didnโt spend resources on shit I personally like doing so the expansion is bad and terrible maybe even the death of the game!โ
This is what a lot of you fags sound like and I can only imagine the meltdown once 8.0 comes out
>>534209873STOP
>>534209907I still have the last 3. Almost used one yesterday
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W-what if our hats touched 0///0
>>534210207Highlanders don't need eyebrows!
>>534210236Thanks for reminding me about doing stocks, but I only do male stocks. Please feel free to do both or just female, I'd love to know for my own sake.
>>534210047YEA
>>534210047only if you want to see mine...
>reee kate
>reee sena
>reee wuk lamat
>reee hiroi
I wish my life was so sweet that I could have year-long meltdowns about a videogame not being perfect
>>534210253Yeah, they're made for each other
>>534210419It's NEVER me...
>>534210236Viera are going down in stock values but they will bounce back so now is an ideal time to buy,
Femra stocks are still at an all time high, with face 2 and 4 still at an all time high.
Malezen stocks are still in the gutter, but femezen stocks are recovering steadily after the almost fatal crash caused by kanchelle.
Hroth stock remains unchanged, somehow.
Miqote stocks are actually down too, despite having the highest stocks of any race for a while now.
>>534210459>Highlanders don't need eyebrows!tell that to SE who puts eyebrows on major highlander NPCs then
There will be no meltdown in 8.0, anonsโฆโฆ winter is coming
>>534209773M A L E
H I G H L A N D E R
>>534210479MMO players, NEETs, and general regulars are the worst posters.
>>534210553>major highlander NPCsthey have eyebrows because they're not mhigan like the PC highlander is, lorelet
>>534209752So, who's it gonna be?
>>534210553My Highlander isn't an NPC though.
My Highlander is okay with not having huge caterpillar fuzz-brows.
One of these statements is untrue.
>>534210570Bro, I don't know how the fuck it's possible, but Yoshida is like the online video game equivalent of Trump, and there will constantly be people melting down about him for as long as anyone cares to remember him, even long after his death.
>>534210479Itโs been longer than a year actually, the meltdown started in 6.55 when Wuk first showed up and people found out Sena was trans.
>The lalafells escaped the winter
>Calyx says winterer
8.0 is the LALAFELL EXPANSION
>>534210704And it only got worse when Kate showed up at fanfest with short dyed hair.
>recall they made it so viper hood shows hair
>decide to check it out
>no bangs in front of eyes
>they chop off the top of your head extremely evidently
what a fucking waste
they have unironically set some good plot hooks again and at least we'll never have to hang out with Wuk ever again, no matter what people say she is not popular and SE is gonna use her as little as possible, that also means Koana is basically dead too but he has been a non character since 7.1 so whatever
It's another schizo got btfo and is now samefagging on cooldown episode.
>>534210207>another angel lost his wings todaycan you post him before you fanta please
>>534210852many such cases
>>534210819iirc, Kate was showing up with pink dyed hair since before 6.5
>>534210819I remember unfortunately. I knew the meltdowns would be bad but I thought theyโd at least taper off after awhile, guess not
if draining people of corporeal aether leaves a pile of dust instead of nothing at all, does that mean that dust is made of dynamis? Can we snort it?
>stand on crystal
>it keeps moving for 2 whole seconds and then stops once im fully off of it and instantly starts moving again
we're never getting the cloud dc are we
>>534205552>melee dancerkek
>>534210596*shoots straight up out of my hospital bed*
HELLO NURSE
>>534210632I am aware of the lore it doesn't excuse the fact that the player can't customize eyebrows on or off, in fact a lot of races can toggle eyebrows off if they want to
But of course you're not arguing in good faith, you would be happy to advocate for less choices for the players because you just want a win
>whm has the lowest amount healed on the team
I see the battle mercys have found ffxiv
>>534210916At least it explains why nobody calls my femlala back after the first night
When did bosses start having cast bars on their models
>>534210479i think its cute how much people care and get angry and cry it shows so much despair from videogames and i think thats lovely
My femra and her eb are like this
>>534211062It was added in 7.3
>>534197650>>534197793>>534197870???? Why didn't she just Dynamis it?
>>534211016it's the ugly bastard race i don't know what you want to hear, eyebrows would be cool but to JP players also known as the real demographic they cater to highlanders are meant to be big ugly bastards or joke characters like hildibrand
>>534210479sucks to be you
>>534210885When are you logging in beautiful?
>>534210924Dancer isn't really a melee in 14 but it was in 11 and everything else ff related.
>>534211117>>534210479If you can't even get serious about your hobbies, when can you? At your 9-5 making money for someone else?
>>534211117femra/femlala post
>>534211062>boss has a cast bar>its so high up that nobody can see it
>>534211117Keep an eye on this one lads, they speak like an ascian preparing for a rejoining
i am
a hrothgar
that has died to simon at least 30 times by now
At this point I'm avoiding thinking of romance, can't get sad if I don't think *too* much about it.
>>534197650Who says SE doesn't listen to the players?
>>534211324it helps me remember to press the interrupt button
>>534210931GET THE PRIEST
IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN
>Say I dislike someone or something
>"Meltdown"
lol
>>534211407>can't get sad if I don't thinkThe irony is women like men more when they don't think and avoid women because you're now "mysterious and cool"
>>534211283i dont get that angry because i dont care personally. the rage is to be had by those lower than. instead i laugh and have fun with my video game that i pay for because i enjoy it
>>534211314kindof
>>534211338hush now, lest that heart beat too fast, will you cause it to beat for me? show me that you care
>>534211137THIS SHOULD BE OUR FEMRAS BUT SERVER CONGESTION SEPARATES US...
>it's the ugly bastard race
>>534211493giga meltie imminent
>>534211493but no one is ever going to melt if someone says they dont like you
>>534211324i have enemy castbars as a huge fuckoff bar in the middle of the screen so it doesnt affect me really
Is my rapist in the cc queue
>>534211319This is how I feel about damage numbers. I remember when I played WoW, I knew my damage numbers well because they pop out. In XIV, I literally have no idea whatsoever the amount of damage that any of my abilities hit for, ever. The numbers might as well be invisible. I know how much % the HP is going down, or at least the pace at which it is depleting, but I have no fucking idea what the biggest number I've ever hit for is. It could be 1,000 or it could be 10,000,000 and I genuinely would not know.
Why are there no male body mods? Is the community really THAT pornsick/transsexual? There's TBSE and that's literally it. There are a handful of tiny adjustments to TBSE in a few mods but all of those require TBSE as their base, there are NO other base male body mods.
Meanwhile there are like 9 or 10 female body mods, 3-4 of which are popular enough to get all sorts of mods based around them
Girls after going on dates with the same guy for 3 months:
>Like, we're not dating dating, we're not exclusive, like, he hasn't asked me yet, I'm keeping my options open
Grown Ass Men after 4 hours on discord:
>I love you, you're my soulmate, you light up my life and complete me, you make me so happy, I just want us to be together forever
>heโs melting down about it
lol
>>534211613It's nice for big crit dh hits, those are usually very visible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fATg3ZuNCsE
>>534211658turns out women have standards
>>534211324>>534211589Same. Enemy cast bars go right on top of my character, which is also right where my own cast bar is. I made them the same length too, so in case I'm casting something, I can more easily tell whether or not I can finish my cast before the enemy.
>>534211648>why does a community of people comprised mostly of men make mods that appeal to men
>>534211589>blm>princely blowPost the incident.
>it's the ugly bastard racehttps://x.com/GINZI_V/media
>>534211258this is an anonymous imageboard
>>534211658I'm surprised the FBI didn't fire you guys after that whole doge thing
i forgot how insecure highlander players are
The plogons, por favor...
>>534211801That's an ugly bastard
>>534211556Eh, I can't say I fully agree, but still I'd rather really just try to focus and distract myself with other things and keep it as low as possible.
>>534211648>Is the community really THAT pornsick/transsexual?yes, despite being insanely gay the community actually hates male gays
>>534211769Women's standards will ensure they all die alone and childless, abandoned by chad who used them as a disposable cum rag until they hit 30.
>>534211796it's graphic, are you sure
>>534210236Male character investments.. not looking good
https://voca.ro/16uonYPjFX1w
>>534212002Actually nevermind, it's too early for R rated content.
>>534210531Malezen stocks haven't been this high since HW.
Maybe I am getting old and bad, but this new walk is a pain in the ass to do.
Omega and ultima kicked my ass.
Why do CC players spend half a match chasing a mnk across the map while the other team pushes the objective and wins the game?
>>534211801Mads Mikkelsen-tier
>>534212237true... it will remain sealed away
>>534210479>>534210704>>534210902>Do a shit job>Get mocked for itImagine defending someone because you see yourself in them.
>>534212290sorry bro, we cant bullrun this shit, goodsped made everyone dump
>CC overtime
>Other team has crystal, needs to fully cap point to win
>While team is grouping up, whm runs in solo, dies
>Lose game
Yep.
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