sneed & feed edition

VOTE 1: Wipe for exploiters only;
>Wipe the exploiters! (loose gold + items, characters still remain, for now....)
VOTE 2: Wipe FOR EVERYONE;
>everyone goes to new starter zones with only their names to their... name.
VOTE 3: No-wipe:
>leave as is

BLACKPILL:
It won't even matter


Day: 13
Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: tomorrow
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons

>/epog/ Guilds
<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - Gurubashi, Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> - Kezan, crossfaction

>Latest News
rigged voting

>Previous Thread
>>534183728

>>534200954 (OP)
Damn she got fat

Gurugnomes near your area? Not likely. But it can happen.

>>534200954 (OP)
canon shotacon mommy

>>534200954 (OP)
this has nothing to do with epoch

>>534201061
epawg

Post cunny femgnome ss please saars

im going to have fun on kezan

I WILL NEVER ALLOW LAUNCH

>leaker in previous thread said that the servers are gonna come back up approx 5 hours after survey time is up

Can't wait, bros

Kinda hyped for Ambershire

0-1: server comes up in less than 24h after poll finishes
2-3: server comes up 1 day after poll finishes
4-5: server comes up 2 days after poll finishes
6-7: server comes up 3 day after poll finishes
8-9: server comes up a week after poll finishes

>Password Reset/Account Management:
This is a priority today. The account management page just needs to be pointed at the new DB hosts and tested before it's live. (not acc creation, just management)

>Poll Status and Pruning:
No, we're not just sitting around waiting for the poll to end the results are already pretty clear, so work on the prune queries is starting today. That said, the poll is harmless to let run (maybe it flips, who knows, if it does, fine, no prune). We can't just crank the prune immediately because we're prepping a new patch to ship first.

>Complaints About "Nothingburger" Updates and ETAs/Technical Details:
People wanting constant ETAs and deep technical details are being entitled. ETAs only come from actually working through the problems (it took a while just to identify the bottleneck and if it could even be solved). Giving ETAs would basically mean intentionally providing wrong info, then reverting on it day after day.

>Launch Timing:
We're not giving a fixed launch time on purpose, one of the worst things would be repeating the "everyone log in at X time" rush. Once the next patch ships, we can switch on basically anytime we want, with a semi-slow trickle the first hour or two to manage load. The aim is simply ASAP; we're not artificially waiting. Assume the server isn't going up until you see a patch hit the launchers (including for the new starting areas).

>Why Not Launch Yesterday/Starting Zones:
Nope, we couldn't have just started servers yesterday after tests, the 24h poll was opened, but starting zones have been in the works since like 2 days into the server issues (different teams: those folks aren't server engineers). Spreading out starting zones reduces server load anyway, so it's a win-win. Paths converged by happenstance. A patch was going out either way for bug resolutions, more blizzlike/custom creature dynamic spawns, etc. If we're doing a "relaunch" might as well include them.

>>534201216
When?

>>534201310
>alarm set for 3am, 3:15 and so on
>if theres no pochie wrist gets one more scar

>>534201408
>We're not giving a fixed launch time on purpose, one of the worst things would be repeating the "everyone log in at X time" rush.
This is unironically true.

Didn't grok estimate the server to be up between 3rd and 7th?

>>534201412
i dont know

>>534201412
when it launches duh

>>534200208
https://files.catbox.moe/1dmo7w.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ns0tx2.png

>>534201408
a launch flew over my house, two more weeks trust the plan!

>>534201408
>Once the next patch ships, we can switch on basically anytime we want
Random stealth launch at any time confirmed

>>534201245
your ai slop isn't funny jumanji joe

UP SOON™

>>534200954 (OP)
I'd rather play with niggers than transexuals

>>534201630
idk why AI loves making gnome ears pointy

>>534201653
see you on horde bro

How we supposed to know if a patch drops? Just keep opening updater launcher?

>>534200954 (OP)
Shota cum dumpster

POCHIE WEDNESDAY

>>534201653
I only play with black transsexuals

>relaunch is going to run into massive issues
>game is completely unplayable
>devs will pull the servers and "try to fix it" once again
pochie bros...

>>534201786
Retards will spam itt and discord, don't worry.

What do we think about Gilneas (CATA)?

I am so sick of shitposting in this gay general
I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>534201942
death for furniggers

Alextrasza vs Whitemane, who is the bigger shotacon?

>>534201707
hobbits have pointy ears

>>534201936
Defeating the entire purpose of quietly dropping it, 22k people are online waiting in discord

Umm... Turtle Troons...? Your co- I mean response?

JUST END THE POLL AND LET US PLAY JESUS CHRIST COME ON! AHHHHHHH

>>534202178
Wipe could still win

>>534202158
I'm glad they ban tranny shit like the pedophile groomer flag and pregnant man emojis.

>>534202158

>>534202158
i guess the guy who was in here for 18 hours shilling turdle FOR FREE finally passed out

we need SoD fresh in phases, with all of the endgame content dropping at the same time during the 60 phase.

>>534202158
Explains the pedo trannies spamming porn here

>>534202178
man you guys are so stupid
he literally said that he isn't gonna crank it today
just wait and maybe they will crank it after 24 hours who knows, go do something else

>>534202178
3 hours and 10 more minutes till poll closes nonny

>>534202345
Its deception, he wants a stealth launch to ease the startup

Servers might not get cranked
but I'm cranking it to gnome porn now

>>534202158
they don't ban people for ironically reacting with emojis

>>534201897
>the year is 2032
>epoch is still not playable
>"surely the 11th relaunch will work"
>...it doesn't work

is ping 250 worth it to roll on pvp server?
or is it like getting curb-stomped 24/7

>>534202495
SL lock

>Turtle WoW is the exclusive tranny server
>Bronzebeard has taken up the mantle of BBC+

Our only hope for white hetero males is EPOCH
Considering this, I'd say the JEWS are actively preventing the launch from happening.

>>534202495
ping has very little to do with pvp performance

>>534202607
lol i know rite, those retards that keep crying about ze jews are such stupid chuds

Just dropped LFG

IT'S UP

>>534202808
Nt nigger, fool me thrice

>>534201561
who deflated that poor dog?

>>534202495
sure

>>534202607
>the only hope for white men is the server with tranny devs that closed the entire discord because of an emoji

>>534202373
holy shit why would the poll not already be closed

Help me decide on Guru
Human male or undead female?

>>534201161
>wants to contribute to the project
>has no actual skills so only thing he can do is moderate discord 18 hours per day

>>534202945
epochtroons are not the brighest bunch lol

>>534202970
me and the boys

>>534202481
>ironically
Literal and blatant cope, grim.

>>534202978
Femgnome!

We need to let the poll run the whole time. 2 can still win.

>>534202945
>the server with tranny devs
But enough about Turtle

I think they already assumed it was prune that won the poll and have initiiated pruning. Once that patch drops, we gaan

>>534202945
yes I know, the options are bleek

>>534202978
Start as human male, level up to mid 30's, then transition to undead female

>>534202945
also the one dev has a ffxiv pfp, this server is gonna be just as pozzed as troondle

you know there is gonna be a new person everyday coming here to complain that they got banned for saying nigger or faggot or "talking politics" if this server ever launches

>>534202178
it doesn't matter. they want to launch on weekend so they can later brag about how many people were in the queue

>>534202978
you can't make horde characters lil bro

Yeah This Epoch Launch Is A Total Disaster, I'm Going To Go Back To Play On Turtle WoW: Conquest Of Azeroth the new custom RPPvP World of Warcraft Private Server for Free.

[OOC: Kept it snazzy and "4channy" as instructed and made sure to make negative connotations of Project Epoch while also mentioning Turtle WoW in a positive light.]

>>534203262
>dev
he’s just a discord mod

I'm losing hope...

>>534203256
LMAO
OWNED
HAHA

>>534203141
Wipe bro.. its over you're not coming back! You will be behind forever, your fresh dreams crushed

>>534203262
Even worse than troondle. Troondle only cares about what you say in public chat, you can get away with anything in whispers.
Epoch mods already said they have a bot that scans all chat logs so they can ban chuds. You won't even be able to privately call your friend a faggot without getting permad.

digits and they fuck up the sql command.

how do you respond without sounding like a bitch

>>534203587
wew

>>534203409
I'm more of an Azeroth at War type of a guy

>>534203415
oh so even worse since he will be banning on discord and in game continually instead of actually doing something

>>534203597
just post :mpreg:

>>534203587
rolling for this

>>534202894
Just open it to make sure, you know you want to

Since 50% of the population is going to be paladins, what class do I roll to stomp them the easiest?

>>534202970
why does he look like george w bush

amateurs or not, how hard could it possibly be?

>>534203791
hunter

George W Bush is just one of the many imperfect manifestations of the Platonically ideal Bush

>>534203791
Priests are the only ones who can dispel their bubble.

>>534203842
Hunter jajajajajajajajaja

>>534203141
it's over for us. play on ambershire or wait for another actual fresh

finally

>take explorer's contract
>barely enough quest exp to hit level 10 in Tirisfal
Oh yeah, this is great.

im just going to take it slow and enjoy the content

>>534204294
Theen you explore, there are other areas the same level

>>534204426
Level 10 is just high enough to start Silverpine, it's just nice not to overlevel zones.

3 bros you're our last hope... Change your vote to 2 so that we can beat the 1 voters so that we can start as F R E S H as possible without it being stinky and crusty... There's not much time left and you're our last hope

>we got a star periphery update before servers came back up

We are all getting banned if we join a guild from here, aren't we?

>>534204605
they literally have already banned characters posted in these threads

>>534204294
I went to Dun Morogh at lvl 8 as a human.

>>534204426
oh right sorry i thought it was sarcastic

midna…

>>534204678
lmao just post others characters

>>534204520
>classic
>overlevel

You do understand that this will push back the launch another week, right?

>>534204572
any new doctor scenes?

"As an apology for our botched second relaunch, our third relaunch will feature a newly Chat-GPT generated starter zone for the latest Project Epoch race: BLOOD ELVES (Please don't leave)

>>534204850
as soon as servers come back up, i'm going to do that

@grok ban everyone who joined the DESU channel

>every epoch content creator is brown
seriously I'm getting pissed off there's nothing watch

https://files.catbox.moe/av5w40.png
>bring in the next recruit

>>534204930

Argentinian gnomes status?

you ok mimo? take a walk buddy

>>534204856
Yes? It's very easy to be like halfway to level 13 by the time you leave Tirisfal if you do every quest.

>>534204913
Do they go based on vendor price? I had like 200x copper bars

Pochie?

>>534205024
Every KEZANigger, you mean? Guru is 99% white.

>>534205046
Oh my

>>534204913
and? why are you guys so scared of it taking another week? almost like you are scared of competition or something. hmmm…

>>534205074

>>534205124
escpecially if you do profs

>>534205074

Hehe, unlike you other chuds I'm drinking copious amount of alcohol to pass out every day, shorting perceived the time until release.

>>534205046
this happened to someone

>>534204553
>*crowd murmurs*
"Oye! Que es lo que dice este tipo?"
>*scratches head*
"Pues no lo sé..es que no se entiende. Igual, es hora de hacer siesta"
>*crowd scatters away*

ross? you ok buddy? worried about you

>>534205194
is argentina white

>>534205046
No wonder the Scarlet Crusade keeps on getting so many recruits

>>534205372
whiter than the US and most of Europe

>>534205372
its about as white as Johannesburg is black

>>534205051
I guess that's quite a few scenes

>>534205372
50/50

>>534205214
No, I'm fuuking BORED

>>534205046
100% canon, whitemane is a shota destroyer

uh oh melty

>>534205697
>sod off
do bongs really?

>>534204913
>misinformation

>>534205697
>a few days
lmao this is a social experiment

>>534205372
Argentinians are the original Whites.

>>534205148
They said something about people having large stocks of copper/linen I believe, probably on the look out for those, though I dont really get why linen, since it's obtained legitimately

>>534205697
is he taking the piss? @olive

How many of you are constantly closing and opening the launcher

>>534205697
>implying that people will not found out about launch even without announcement
peak retardation

>>534205697
>soys can't stop spam logging on to check
>crying over no concrete launch window
>UH OH MELTY
The ironing

>>534205787
dont interact with doom posters

>>534205372
ask narue

>>534201503
Which is why the "Leaker" from the previous thread sounds believable

It would be best if they just turned the servers on and allowed people to login in the middle of night without saying anything

>>534205697
Uh oh, the massive mistake they made was announcing the launch date.
You can't make this shit up

>>534204834
Yes?

>>534205930
but but if they launch it in secret and I miss it then other people will get ahead its NOT FAIR, they will have to be pruned

>>534205697
based ross

Ross is raping us again.

>Restodruid so that I have more than 1 button to press
>HolyPaladin because I think Paladins are cool
please choose for me

>>534206185
If that happens we can just vote for a wipe, relax

KILL THEM ALL ROSS

>>534206251
Remember to say thank you afterwards

ross btfo

>>534205697
>"If many peopres become angry face because no giving of ETA and Wirr no getting because Kay man is saying: he no repeatr big mistook from rast roanch when 38,000 peopres crashing join same moment! What you thinking?! No become fiend, no crazy push rogin button, you brain go kaboom! Seriousry, prease go away for some days, come back with big smire. This rure for arr human bean!"

>>534206297
holy paladin on warmane

>>534206297
Paladin because you need more of them for blessings
Druid spots will get filled fast in raids

>>534205697
>A few days
tips for suicide if you are a pussy?

poochie will go live in about 12-13 hours when euros are working and americans sleeping

>>534206386
jesus christ

>>534206386
average gurudiscord redditor

do you guys think whitemane says "Arise my champion" while molesting shota recruits?

Whats crazy is this is the first "launch/relaunch" of a non scam (debatable) private server that feels like its some secret society to be a part of. But that implies its quality and service would be top tier. Constantly they are telling people to fuck off, ban over the smallest shit and string people along with their vague announcements because they think they can. And maybe they can? For now at least but idk it just seems so strange to me. Registrations being down as well for so long and Ross saying 2 more weeks after launch and Kaytotes saying sometime after launch are also crazy. I don't think I ever had to tell someone "hey you can't join me on this pserver/game they got it closed off, should have heard about it sooner you tourist faggot."

So they COULD give a launch time, but they don't want to. So that was lies too.

>>534206542
she says it when shes ready to go another round

>>534205074
this guy queues as tank with a dps spec

>>534206542
she whispers it into their ears after she climbs into bed with them in the middle of the night and they wake up to her stroking their cock.

>>534206498
We'll log on with the jobless mutts tomorrow then.

60,000 discord users and Ross will protect them all

>>534206297
either and come pocket me

>>534206560
>the first "launch/relaunch" of a non scam (debatable) private server that feels like its some secret society to be a part of.
The first one I've heard of is Leandro's City of Heroes server.

>>534206386
kek

>>534206440
surely there will be plenty of ret paladins to give blessings and auras.

>>534206386
is there something wrong with me for manically laughing at "big fur" and "baby fur"

>>534206719
nice feet

>>534206386
Plot twist his biggest enemy was his fedora brother...

Tomorrow I will come from work and Epoch will be live. I am so happy to finally get to play on Epoch!

Does loli whitemane also get with shotas or does she go for tall men?

>>534206831
>maniacally laughing
yes anon you are a faggot and likely suffer from autism.

>>534206719
The lion does not allow free discourse in his community

>>534206386

>>534206386
The amount of onions radiating off of that post is almost commendable.

>>534206883
pussy reserved for shotas
ass for grown men

>>534206521
You weren't kidding

>>534201591
>>534201098
>>534203121
mating-press gnome priests
flood a gnome priests' babyroom
cervix-kiss gnome priests
on GURUBASHI TODAY

I want to play this server but at the same time I want everyone involved to suffer somehow

>>534207217
I want to cum inside a femgnome.

>Start a voting poll for what to do, but it's only a vibe check..
>We're not waiting around for the poll to end, but we won't do anything till it passes 24hrs since posted (or longer from results delegation)...
>We aren't going to announce when we launch our servers, except like when we did back on 7/26...
>Our goal is to fix everything correctly as fast as possible, but we are taking unnecessary steps to prolong servers coming back up (no post launch prunes, new zones, useless polls, etc)...
>No, adding more servers wouldn't fix the problem (it would), so instead we're trying to rebuild the shit core on the fly that had these exact known problems from day 1..
You know, the server might have been fine if it wasn't for normies promoting this like it's the next hot trend. Clearly they cannot cope with the load it's gotten, nor do they seem to care to seriously expand and capitalize their brand. Suffering from their temporary gains, they are floundering to get off the ground, where instead they didn't have the time to build it up after release. They should have only released with the beta accounts having access, and then let those send invites to their friends, and so on, slowly building the player base.

>>534207284
play a rogue on gurubashi and you can do both

>>534207284
I'm at the point where I've given up on this clown show and just waiting to see how badly it goes up in flames when they finally open it back up. I've seen enough red flags by now.

>>534200954 (OP)
What a WHORE


BBC+ access giveaway
https://youtu.be/lhOOhhaunrc

>>534207217
>>534207306
whats your plan for getting your gnomewife when epoch opens

>>534207468
>Retail Lite
No thanks

>>534205787
>discord mod fedora wearing retard with no coding experience makes a random statement he pulled from his ass
Okay? A wipe just means rolling back the servers to a restore point set a day before launch. Pruning dozens of people (or hundreds and kaytotes just lied) definitely takes more time and manpower, because you need to check every nook and cranny for exploiter shit. I'm on team do nothing, because who cares if some tards spent their time getting greens no one can use and make like 15g fron?

>>534207284
there's nothing worse than having a hunter that doesnt know what they are doing and who cant control their pet

>>534207468
Did they really have to name it BBC+?

Do you think this is the most social interaction Ross has gotten in his life? Probably more @ to his name today than his entire time being on discord. Guess you can't blame the guy for being a huge faggot about it; its his only opportunity. How long though post launch til some drama shit hits reddit about him being a sex creep or power tripping mod?

REMINDER:
When servers go up for the stealth relaunch, DO NOT TELL ANYONE
less people means less competition means more you can get ahead

>>534207468
>Retoilet level scaling

REMINDER:
When the servers come up they are inevitably going to start crashing again almost instantly and will be taken down again

>>534207596
i havent told anyone they're up now dont worry

>KAYTOTES REMOVED THE PRONOUNS FROM HIS BIO AFTER HE GOT BTFO HERE
KAYTOTES REMOVED THE PRONOUNS FROM HIS BIO AFTER HE GOT BTFO HERE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>534207596
I will tell my /epog/ friends!

>taking previous server uptime into consideration, the next possible online time is in approximately 12 hours.

fucking kill me please

>>534207389
Doing this, how do I win?

>>534200954 (OP)
Any man attracted to this body type is not White.

>>534207758
he never had pronouns in bio are you retarded

>people still begging for more servers so they can get their fresh launch
>p-plplease 5k is not enough server

hey ai sloposters, how come none of you make any oral stuff. it harder for ai to understand the prompt?

>>534207983
>are you retarded
yes

>>534208016
because I just haven't

>>534207503
not leaking my plans saar

slop bros, please put milf whitemane and loli whitemane together.

>>534207965
shut up fag you jerk off to tranny and bestiality AI prompts

>>534207983
hey kaytotes, how was your nap, nigger?

>>534206386
This is just Ross posting this to make himself look better and you retards fell for it

>>534208157
At least I'm White. Not White man likes White women with that much ass.

zoombians really invaded our hobby. this is excruciating.

>>534207758
Do you want to fuck Kaytotes? Be honest with me, do you want to feel his cock slide into your asshole? Cause you're acting like you really want his dick up in you with these obsessive posts.

>>534205697
>mistake from last launch
What mistake? Announcing the release date? They cannot be serious.

Ross also doesn't have pronouns in his bio.

>>534208125
bloody benchod basterd bich saar

>>534206645
shotas can't stop winning with whitemane around

number 3s switch to 2 please

>>534200954 (OP)
Milfmane has it going on

>>534208235
is this nigger serious?

>>534208258
lmao ross is also a chuddie?!

>Bot farm ready to go 1 hour before the poll closes
2 is winning, I'll make sure of it 2bros. Trust the plan.

You're all brown!

>the poll has finished
>allow us up to 24hrs to analyze the results
>we have concluded that option 1 won. we will resume the 10 minute uptime tests tomorrow
the slow drip is so pathetic lmao

can anyone here give me qrd on Craig?

I don't like that Mage is just a "pick one talent tree" class in this. They should've added or changed talents to allow for more synergies between frost, fire and arcane.

>>534208287

>LF2M tank/healer BRD arena/hoj run

oh, you're a dps committed warrior/ret? how unique. please, tell me more

i will deny every single one of these tank dodgers from my groups

>>534208446
We're all brown here, even you

>>534200954 (OP)
NEED to see pregnant Whitemane...

>>534208307
everyone here posting about voting 2 is just bait right? There is no way you post in these threads but didn't manage to level past 5 at least

>>534201591
you tick more boxes than I thought possible
just show boobies every now and then

>>534208523
If you aren't dipping into Arcane for Imp. Counterspell you are actually a mongoloid.

>>534208550
I look like this and say that

>>534208562
this but pregnant loli whitemane

There's also nothing better than having a hunter that knows what they are doing

>>534208219
Ross is the only person who thinks you're loser coded?

>>534208580
i didn't bother trying because i'd rather level when the servers are properly playable
i don't care what happens with the wipe poll either though

>>534208550
Are you Indian or south asian?

>>534208652
I know you do Timmy

someone datamined the server and it looks like there's only about 80 new items TOTAL, they're all at the bottom of the list
https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items.html

has it been 96 hours yet? can we login?

>>534208645
I'm planning on playing arcane mage. I would've vastly preferred Missile Barrage instead of Arcane Blast, is what I'm saying.

>>534208554
>is neither tank nor healer
nigger no one cares about your group that will be spamming LFM for an hour.

>>534208512
Level 15
20 quests ready to turn in
All bank slots bought
50g
150 on both professions

Why is fire mage so shit?
When I played it on Netherwing people called me griefing just for playing fire.

>>534208258
he did at some point

>>534207503
I already have one in mind. I'm in her DMs.

>>534208727
Oh no no no no

>>534208673
Have the fixed the problem with hunter pets becoming braindead when they go to a different map?

What class should I roll. I hear Mage got fucked

>>534208554
I will tank emperor lava skips because I want Ironfoe as a paladin.

>>534208727
That was datamined during a beta, they'd definitely doubled or even tripled the new items since then.

>>534208727
I heard that they only pulled from the server at the last minute before it went down during the last beta or something along those lines which is why it's incomplete - but that's probably also just cope given everything else I've seen at this stage.

>>534208727
I know they are actively using wotlk/tbc iterms and adjusting them on the fly to make 'new' items, but only 80 is pretty shit, ngl.

3 more hours until the player poll is over! Then we can wait for an announcement to officially begin poll tabulation day. 24 hours after that we might get an update!

fuck this non-existent server
I am going back to Guild Wars 2

>>534208836
>her

>>534207965
>you aren't white

I learned a long time ago that according to this site, nobody is white

Idk if I even want to play anymore, too addicted to lurking /epog/ with frens
I've been here every day for 16 hours

>>534208863
All the classes are just TBC with some minor changes for leveling.

>>534208727
I see way more than 80 items though.

>>534208932
You somehow successfully thought of the one thing worse than waiting for Epoch, congratulations.

>>534208863
they nerfed aoe farming

>>534208727
>only
If they are relevant items, that's not bad at all.

>>534208727
Just wait until you guys find out that 1500 new quests means 100 new quests and 1400 vanilla quests with slightly modified quest text

>>534208932
Did anyone end up generating that porn slop of her?

>>534208727
That's only server cached items that are released. If you noticed, there's zero sets in the list, which means it's not a complete list. If they aren't cached into the server (seen/pinged) then you won't see them till they are.

>>534208727
You could have changed the metadata to 2025 but you didn't.

>>534209007
I looked in the database a week ago and there really wasn't that much new stuff. I even copy pasted everything I found and it couldn't fill up one page, before I ran into wrath/tbc items.

>>534208307
done - at this point the game isn't coming up sooner because we have to wait for a fucking patch so option 3 doesn't goddamn matter.

Unironically 2 would be faster than 1 at this point.

exactly how boring is holy paladin going to be on this?

I like the stealth launch idea

>>534208727
NTA but here's a link to the github source for that site
I don't like clicking github dot io links because it could be anyone's webshitter app, even if I already use NoScript

https://github.com/nuiva/nuiva.github.io/tree/master/epoch

it's true, hasn't been updated since..25 days

>>534208836
she's married
you aren't a homewrecker, right?

>>534208792
Level 15
20 quests done, all orange
All bank slots purchased
16 black lotus in the bank
150 both professions
100g sitting in mail and can't be seen by devs (cloaked)
10 Gank bots leveled up and ready to kill everyone who enters Ashenvale.
2 bottles of lotion purchased so I can CRANK IT while I play

>>534208680
That post isn't genuine, it's obviously made by a lefty redditor trying to sound like a chud

>>534209004
Which is lame. I think they should've swapped the TBC class changes for the WoTLK class changes in specific scenarios, like Missile Barrage instead of Arcane Blast, or Shadow Dance instead of Shadowstep

>>534209238
Monogamy is Christian, I believe in polygamy.

>>534209305
yes, its making fun of ross posters because you guys are losers to everyone else

534200817
534200852
534201034
TOTAL RANJIT DAMAGE CONTROL

anyone want to join the /vm/ Elder Scrolls Online guild?

>>534209349
I think you should shut the fuck up because that sounds like shit. Go play ascension BBC its as soulless as wrath with all the talents and homogenization

>>534208932
I like how she shilled for turtle wow and genuinely thought the new graphics looked good lmao

>>534208932
okay waffle i will see you there

>>534205372
yes
whiter than most of the US
the whites here are white white, not 56% mexican like in burgerland

>>534208727
I've never played while gylphs were a current thing, how many can you have on at once?

>>534205046
god bless you niggy

>>534209596
Arcane Blast is extremely fucking boring and Shadowstep is class homogenization bullshit.

>>534208661
this but pregnant loli cub whitemane being shit on

>>534209561
worst combat in mmo history
would even take gw2 over eso

>>534209479
did you handtype those numbers? grim.

>launcher still 1.1.1

>>534206386
shit like this is why i keep revisiting this general holy jesus christ

>>534209638
Leave your husband narue I can make you a happier gnome

>>534208562
scarlet shota recruits taking turns trying to knock up whitemane while she using the light to ward off pregnancy

>2 more hours until poll closes
GET READY TO WAIT BROS

tick tock pochies...

>>534208794
suboptimal to a degree vs frost. most only want you as fire for HKM mage tanking, but either spec can do it. playing arc would be troll. fire also has sustain and survival issues.

>>534209475
Yes but Ross posters are nothing like that and Ross is a literal fedora wearing redditor so it's not a funny post and clearly everyone laughing at that shit is a retarded newfag
Ross is a textbook cringelord and trying to unironically defend him makes you a cringelord by proxy.

>>534209351
>Monogamy is Christian
uhm, actually it should be "Christianity is [a] Monogamist [religion]," since it is not a trait exclusive to Christians
t. grammer himmler

>*pops zit in your direction*

>>534209736
the patch will take until Friday. please understand

>>534209349
wait for retail wows classic+ thats just wotlk with vanilla and tbc leveled to 80 or on bbc

>>534207468
this is made for the people that love retoilet and hate vanilla, but it advertises itself as classic +
why
anyone with half a brain can see this is going to be dogshit from a mile away

>>534206386
Ironic or unironic that shit is funny

>>534209641
Three major and three minor glyphs back in WOTLK

>>534209349
Wrath class design sucks

>>534208140
https://files.catbox.moe/syaklo.png

okay here's a quick one

>>534209732
patel, ranjit and vijay don't deserve (you)s for pretending like being wrong on the internet is a valid personality

>>534208859
They will probably fix that shit dw about it

>>534209957
Don't even get me started on DK's in WOTLK and When Arcane mages were 2 shotting everyone with Arcane barrage

>>534209861
its probably going to be china's classic + which just released
aka all the content of vanilla + tbc + wrath merged together and upscaled to max level, with wrath talents and balance
it sounds pretty good to be honest

I've been playing wow since 2005, never played past TBC (didn't even hit 70 in it) and I've never killed KT

>>534209861
I don't want full blown WoTLK, though. I want the choicest cuts from TBC and WoTLK. TBC talents have problems, the two most glaring are of course Arcane Blast and Shadowstep. Arcane shouldn't have its own equivalent of Fireball/Frostbolt, and Rogues shouldn't have a gap closer.

Were scroll vendors a thing in TBC/Wrath capital cities or is that custom? I found a scrolls vendor and thought that was kind of cool since scrolls were always so rare.

>>534205074
I want to join taht guys guild

>>534210091
what have you been doing all this time?

>>534209881
turd world central
for the same people who lose their minds over modding goku into every game

>>534209961
milf whitemane and milf tyrande are let loose in a poor human village

which one rapes the most shotas?

>>534209949
Weren't they also made by the inscription profession? Epoch doesn't have it so I have no idea how we will get them, I guess dungeon or rare drops or something.

>>534209957
Titan's Grip is probably the single worst talent ever added to WoW

>>534209716
This. It barely even qualifies as a game.

>>534210161
didnt this guy kill himself?

>>534209004
warrior bladestorm, priest pain supression 21 pts in, mage arcane barrage

>>534205074
YOU BLOODY BECH BASTERD WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME PLAY

>didn't preregister
it's over for me, i'll have to wait for Epoch fresh since i won't be able to play for the next couple of months since the devs are huge retards.

>>534210091
>played on and off since about 2006
>didn’t step into an actual raid until mop
>could count the amount of total clears I’ve participated in on one hand

>>534210145
No scroll vendors in TBC/WotLK

>>534210215
Yeah glyphs were made by scribes in WotLK

>>534210229
They need to make three-handers so you can't wield them with titans grip

>>534209957
Missile Barrage without Arcane Blast would be fucking great though, far, far better than the alternative.

>>534209961
>>534208140
Slightly better

https://files.catbox.moe/ol3x49.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kddfnr.png

>>534210206
whitemane is all about efficiency so she makes them cum and then goes to the next

tyrande gives them the girlfriend experience.

>>534210198
leveling, i've had about 8 60s and I did kill c'thun once

I looked up twinking guides and now Youtube thinks I'm gay or something.

>>534210432
>No scroll vendors in TBC/WotLK
Oh shit so it is custom, that's neat.

>>534209961
Tauren males are so lucky...

>>534205365
>Pruning takes like an hour
Yeah, there is no way in hell these guys are competent enough to remove all of the itemized gold lmao. Everyone who abused the bugs has had their gold diversified for a week+.

These guys are 100% just gonna wipe backpack gold and call it a day lol.

>>534210545
well you are

>>534209795
They've been "working" on pruning characters since they posted the poll lmao
They're probably still testing the gnome and troll starting zones

>>534210145
Scroll vendors were in Classic, dude. They just had limited stock and you didn't really care about the low level scrolls they had, which made them useless.

>>534209846
based on your reaction, that poster is literally you

>>534209961
u got one of mane suckin off a shot version of anduin as his hands are tied up?

>>534210582
Claude can and will write a query for that in 10 seconds.

>>534210562
I might have erred there. You could buy like 1 or 2 low level scrolls with hours long respawns from certain vendors.

>>534210582
They should just delete those characters anyway. They broke the rules by exploiting

>>534210545
thats me in gurubashi with all the trans gnome ladies

you are all fucking FREAKS im leaving this general and never returning and if I see you in the thread guild on gurubashi i'm corpse camping you until you log out you fucking degenerate FREAAAAAAAAKS

I would not mind going to Northrend while still retaining the vanilla/custom class design and keeping the horizontal progression

>>534210794
You never, ever see tranny midgets.

>>534210898
See you tomorrow.

>>534210781
>>534210693
Oh, okay. Still kind of neat. Never made sense why scrolls were never craftable until wrath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgcy6bsg4g

>>534211120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltM5jHIJFw4

>>534211120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0
We need this remastered for today.

Sloppa god, can you do Whitemane and Tyrande giving paizuri to a shota PLEASE!!!

>>534208727
It's basically just profession stuff because the server doesn't return item data before somebody has seen it. Most likely, they started adding new items from index 60k and the last found item was 65k so there are around 5k new items.
On the other hand, the spell list was complete at the time of stress test.
t. it's my github page

>>534205074
This poor guy has been mindbroken into thinknig no one is real

>>534210898
>you are all fucking FREAKS im leaving this general and never returning and if I see you in the thread guild on gurubashi i'm corpse camping you until you log out you fucking degenerate FREAAAAAAAAKS

>>534210925
I think it could work if Northrend was remade into the wilderness from runescape

IT'S STILL NOT UP????????????
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534211120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZOa1_xlI
I miss this era :c

>>534208727
Man imagine trying to shit stir and you get btfo by the actual dude who compiled the item list >>534211262

>>534205074
This guy is genuinely brown.

>>534205697
so
they're taking literal days longer than they would have otherwise to prune because muh votes
where WHAT they're pruning is just shit we could have gained easily and fairly in the timeframe it's going to take to reset it
and the only administrative staff related to the server who's talking to the public keeps saying over and over to "just sod off for a few days"
which implies we shouldn't care about fresh and should just casually wait awhile and come back
which implies there's literally no point to them wasting time pruning shit, even from the devs themselves
which implies none of this even mattered at all, the vote, the pruning itself, any implication of launch at any given time.. .nothing.

so what was the point of any of this? were they easily able to bring the server up yesterday or earlier and are going to instead just massage their prostates until they randomly 'feel like it' at 2am est some random day for minimum concurrent connections?
or they have been encountering other, bigger problems they haven't been communicating and all this is smokescreens to buy more time to work on it?

i can't even fucking understand. between the bizarre, piecemeal, vague, random communication, the bizarre decision to add new zones which take time to add which no one asked for for the literal least popular races on each faction, the bizarre decision to hold a discord poll for 'gauging public opinion' on an option which they INSTANTLY do once it's over and that option of course is the thing that takes the most time and is the stupidest for both wiper and non-wipers alike, that they hyped up as obviously the best option in the poll itself... man. I dunno. Maybe it really is a social experiment lmao

I don't think they're fixing this any time soon

>>534210317
worse, hes short and balding

>>534210986
come on over to alliance guru they are everywhere

>>534211120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqGWGVKKCok

Every post longer than three to four sentences is AI until proven to be a shitposter

>>534211454
oh yikes
only a matter of time then

>>534211418
Tldr

>>534210206
>>534210484
Have to agree, Whitemane would rape the most by just milking one after the other while tyrande would have passionate steamy sex to multiple completion with each one

THIS WHOLE FUCKING SERVER WAS A SCAM
>*slams table*
FYRE FESTIVAL
YOU'RE GETTING PLAYED

if turtle got hacked by some anti Shenna guy, imagine how easy it will be to hack epoch's spaghetti single threaded server

>>534210925
I'd fucking love every expansion up to MoP being re-tuned for 1-60, Classic-style gameplay, with a vast reduction in storyline scale/stakes.

>>534211262
based

>>534211428
Sorry I don't read pajeetish

>>534211418
I read all that

>>534211428
what is the implication here? i see the `money` column right there.

>>534211428
What exactly is the complaint here?

>>534211251
THIS PLEASEEE

>>534211428
why do codefags think anyone but their brownmates can even understand this shit? Give some fucking context.

>>534211428
lil bros after they watch one video making fun of pirate softwares code

if they ever get it up, might play a bit then lose interest. Drama has hyped this beyond anythnig it deserves or can ever match up to. We waited all this time for THIS?

>the state of final fantasy 14 is so shit I'm actually considering a wow private server
red pill me on what to expect as someone who hasn't touched wow since tbc

>>534208307
How does it feel to get fucked over by the libertarian party?

which server will have more nice dads who enjoy the game at a comfy pace. half considering gurobussy because less queue

is this genny really just porn and gooning? like, many gennies are, but this one doesn't even have a game to accompany it. i might start reporting these threads if there's no gameplay in the near future, just a heads up

>>534211861
crashes

>>534211861
its tbc classes in vanilla wows world and vanilla scaling

>>534211428
I don't get it, it's just saying that those columns can't have a null value?

>>534211428
haha trans

>>534211327
I actually played with Nyhm on Alleria, my AIM girlfriend was obsessed with his music.

>>534211778
This is just a script that drops the "container" called a table holding all characters then creates it again with the expected character data
Normally you run this the first time you start your server or when you want to wipe all data

>>534211861
Well whatever you last remember, expect a lot of those features because this is TBC design in Vanilla content using a Wrath client. While the client adds a lot of quality they have gotten rid of a lot of the Wrath features that make it so shit and made it into TBC again. If you are a FFXIV player tho you probably won't enjoy this. Unironically check out Ascension or Retail. Its the same slop.

>>534200954 (OP)
¡Dios mío! La Melenablanca (forma de Americana).

>>534211735
>>534211251
requires two loras which doesn'tr work out so well
picrel

>>534210715
same issue as above, but even genning a more generic blonde shota this model doesn't handle femdom too well

>>534211861
You should check out FFXI private servers my man, there's a reason everyone agrees that XI is the better FF MMO.

>>534211418
wow that dogs got a long nose what a schnoz

>>534211428
coderfag here. what are you showing?

they are dropping and re-creating the characters table, but they set health & resources (rage, mana) to 0?

as in - everyone will spawn and instadie...or maybe not spawn at all?

>>534211614
Turtle and Ascension are going to spitroast Epoch the second it comes up for real.

>>534212089
It means transport I think but ye I did make that joke in my head XD

>>534211974
there will be gameplay soon
t. knower

>>534212218
Horizon has been lying about updates for almost 4 years

>>534211965
25% are freshfags
25% are third worlders who don't even try to speak english
50% are the two combined

>>534211861
fuck off we're full

cya friday faggots

>>534212306
Eventide.

>>534212218
Horizon is fucked and all the other ones are dead, I'd sooner recommend actually paying for an XI sub because at least you can go through the whole story with Trusts.

>>534210986
>tfw you'll never get to fuck tranny version of Beetlejuice

>>534212218
based FFXI chad
>>534212306
yeah... was such a fun launch too.

>>534211965
Kezan is definitely going to be the dad gamer server since it's PvE, Gurubashi however will have lower queues once a good chunk of players realize getting ganked by pablos and ivans isn't as fun as they thought it would be.
>>534212105
Hell yeah

>>534212367
>ross-sama leaked it
EXECUTION NOW

>>534212367
NO

>>534211861
>FF14
You'd enjoy retail WoW more - and that's not an insult. Retail is just more in line with the "modern" MMO playstyle. I wouldn't invest your time into this unless you're specifically looking for a more traditional MMO experience.

shant be going through the slop ass launcher to reinstall FFXI so I can play private servers

>>534212298
You've said that every fricking day! You not knower!
https://youtu.be/GnEmD17kYsE

>>534212367
this obviously means its launching before friday, fridays just for the normies who don't want to fight for line in the que

Do the chinese have their own private servers over there?

>>534210484
now this is what im talking about

Why is Ross still pretending like has has insider knowledge when he doesn't

>>534212367
Moderators know the launch date, devs won't even hint at it.

"We're not professionals" indeed. Fucking chuds.

>>534211974
Saar please DO NOT RAPORT I need my cunnymane

>>534211965
kezan. as much as i'd like to play on a pvp server, guru seems like the worst community i've ever seen. it's an actual containment zone.

I love watching Turtlechads play their game on my second monitor while I am stuck in the login screen.

>>534212498
you don't have to do that

>>534212743
isnt that the guy from the anime about cuckolding?

>>534212367
ross is wrong about everything, so launch tonight confirmed

>>534212789
does it just have a streamlined installer then? Maybe I'll check it out sometime

>>534212021
>>534212129
That actually sounds kinda neat. I liked tbc just didn't have time for MMOs for a long while and never got the urge to get back into wow
>>534212494
I'm not an xiv player specifically, just where all my friends are. I'm genuinely annoyed with the game at this point the quality has gone to absolute shit and its the same unfun slop somehow made worse every year

I want it to succeed for my own sake of playing it with a decent pop. But it would be poetic if it fails, if everyone does sod off and doesn't come back

>>534212743
just donated more money to the server

>>534211974
>is this genny really just porn and gooning?
well, no, we also have... chuds...

>>534212295
I woulda thought geometric translation. perhaps coordinates for the character's offset in space relative to something like the current map?
(not necessarily an inversion like this cool gif is showing)

>>534212878
basically every private server has a sandboxed client now so you don't have to bother with playonline
though you still have to if you wanna play retail

>>534211428
That is certainly... a unique approach

>>534209861
>wait to pay 15/mo for bots and hackers to ruin your experience as you get mass reported for reporting
Yea no thanks cuck

>>534213085
If you want to play gay retarded shit, you get gay retarded servers.

>>534212180
ah rip. ive noticed too from some trainers if u go anal prompts, it starts to morph into gay porn. oh well.

>>534212957
for a brief moment this gif made me feel like a stoned 15 year old again

>>534213184
What's gay about not wanting a boring spell like Arcane Blast, or broken bullshit like Rogues having a gap closer?

>>534211861
>the state of final fantasy 14 is so shit
wait what happened?

They should add Suramar as a city hub for the Alliance, change my mind protip you cant

Can you do a POV of Whitemane in lingerie feeding me a slice of birthday cake (its over for me)

>>534211428
this server is held together by duct tape and glue

>>534213420
why would they when tyrande told them to fuck off

>>534213420
why does everyone jerk off to this city?

>>534213250
shapes are crazy man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loCBvaj4eSg

This dude must have PTSD over getting *teleports behind u*'d by a Rogue to be crying this hard over Shadowstep

>>534213420
Suramar, but its been demastered to fit the 2004 graphics and artstyle.

>>534211612
>Epoch flops
>anticipate Alex's return
>he does return
>but only to create a new channel to compain about women
kek

>>534213415
the quality is so garbage that things like spell speed is ending up on melee gear. Story's been dogshit this entire expansion, literal tranny voice acting, it's just a bad time overall and if it wasn't for how easy it is to get somewhat decent erp I'd have jumped ship ages ago

>relaunching on friday probably
>or weekend at worst
They should have brought back the realms online during weekdays so the people who don't work or whatever could level up/move to a diff zone. This thing's probably gonna crash again with thousands trying to login and play the game

server up or rape, your choice kay

>>534211428
Bro at what point do you stop adding columns and think a little. power69? Ye idk man you're using SQL. It werks and scales by adding lines. Fucking monkeys I swear.
Let's not talk about basically every single character variable related to the game being processed in a table that contains every character to ever exist. That's where your position is tracked and broadcasted to everyone playing by the way, among all that shit.

>>534213559
It's the only city in WoW that is actually somewhat to scale as a fully realized City where people would live.

90 MINUTES LEFT ON POLL

WIPE CHADS WE CAN STILL DO THIS

crank today?

>>534213675
this makes me feel less bad when I accidentally meld spellspeed/skillspeed on my gear when I meant to meld the opposite one because the names are similar...

>>534213598

>>534213675
>antitranny erpfaggot
what an existence you lead

Idk why but this needlessly drawn out poll has been the most demoralizing part of this whole launch. I will say it is pretty amazing that even after a week of this there are still so many people wanting to play epoch.

>>534213675
I always hated how item descriptions/UI in FFXIV worked.

It really was the story and class fantasy that kept me going in Shadowbringers

>>534213984
It's called integrity, anon. Hole is hole, but I don't need to like them afterwards.

>>534214008
The test with 5k people and 35 ms restored my hope, otherwise I would be roped already.

>>534213675
I'll never understand how they let the story of the game go to such dogshit. Like it wasn't the best story sure, but how do you fuck up JRPG power fantasy that badly?

# Filter any tripfag
#/^!/
/^!Bo\.7sw3shI$/
/^!!e6Ts7QlwB3U$/

I've been waiting for a release date for the past 11 days.

>>534214019
FF14 tooltips are so bad it's insane lol. You're supposed to be able to quickly glance at a piece of gear and see what it is - not sit there and read the entire thing from top to bottom.

>>534214079
kill yourself ERPfag

>>534214008
I hope they just ignore results and do w/e they want instead. Server is reaching peak clown and is like watching a reality TV show now.

>>534213858
>diff was 4.2k 10 hours ago
>now it's 3.5k
You got this wipefags.

>>534214008
i'm just looking for a fresh server, man. if they don't get their shit together by the time turtle's fresh drops i'm playing that, i don't give a fuck.

>>534214217
teach me how to filter any frog or jak poster

>>534214289
you can instantly see what you need on XIV tooltips though?
just because you're not familiar with the game doesn't mean its bad

>>534214147
That's my biggest gripe. It never being the best story was kind of part of the charm. It was just a fun, albeit predictable jrpg fantasy that was super easy to digest and yet they fucked it up ROYALLY the minute they left the zodiark / hydalen arc. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they brought her back for the next expansion to appease the gooners and hope it covers for their shitty writing.
>>534214296
your mother would be so sad anon, I couldn't do that to her she's a nice lady.

>>534214345
it would be the funniest shit ever

Poeple think server gonig up soon as poll runs out lol this whole thing is a circus. Probably could go up but they're gonna delay it more out of spite anyway cause of the state of the mongos on discord

>>534214353
>forgets 1 and 3 are the same thing.
8k gap to close. wipefags really are delusional.

Poll done, Please give the devs 24 hours to prune, another 24 hours to deploy the patch, and then a stealth launch 48 hours after that :)

>>534214289
you identify gear by something other than its stats?

>>534213895
to clarify, a person can appreciate these things without taking substances that might cause them to have a psychotic break. Studying math (topology, higher dimensional spaces), practicing awareness/stillness & meditation & prayer, will get you there cleanly

so this is not an endorsement for DMT (even if our bodies seem to process outside DMT with ease.)
I am generations away from being a boomer but I believe they had the saying:
"tune in, drop out"
well, a responsible psychonaut also knows when to "tune out, move on" especially once they've fulfilled whatever they were exploring for or received whatever message they needed to hear

>>534214441
Despite them saying otherwise, kaytotes earlier confirmed they are going with the majority vote. Idk how they are so bad at communicating even amongst eachother

>>534214441
This is going to happen. They want less people playing. They've outright said that.
>>534214530
Yep.

>nature's swiftness and elemental mastery aren't exclusive

>>534214538
1 and 2 are the same with 3 being explicitly different than both choices

>>534214676
It's about the vibe of the gear

>>534214441
I just don't want the reddit dad gamers to feel like they won...

>>534214718
just put the WF in the bag lil bro

If you aren't awake at 4 am EST when the servers finally go live, you're literally never getting to play. Everyone has their antiafk hotkeys ready, and 4 servers arent enough to hold 200,000 people. If you don't get in before the queues start on day one, you might as well uninstall. You're never getting to play.

>>534214441
It happened on chromiecraft, when they polled votes which were direct voting, not census, as to when they should launch the 49 bracket. Majority wanted soonest time, while 2nd place was latest time, so they wanted a break and took latest time instead. Quite the spectacle.

>>534214802
y-yes ret-sama.

>>534214264
thanks for posting picrel, I'm definitely gonna go read that now. Looks awesome.

https://files.catbox.moe/91k50y.png
scuffed paizuri

Fuck it. I'm just gonna switch my vote from 1 to 2 and play survival hunter on Turtles FRESH instead.

>>534214935
now do flat chest grinding with lolimane.

>>534215067
THIS

>>534214768
>1 is no wipe + prune
>2 is wipe
>3 is no wipe
>1 & 2 are the same

>>534214935
pick up the pencil, slopper

>>534214676
The stats are split up by a bunch of useless info lol

Name
>Stats
Item Level
Melding info
>More Stats
Materia
Repair info
>More Stats

Just fucking put all the stats in one place lmao.

>>534214419
Just kill what lemutt dead and give me a free story skip for the trouble and they'll have me back in time for the next xpac. They won't given how they're dead set on making every class play the same, and gearing is STILL ass and uninteresting

>>534214645
>Server launches 00:00 on Monday
Perfect.

DIAPERS WE ARE GAINING ON THE ONLY A FEW THOUSANDS VOTES MORE COME ON!

they're going to use the patch to make people wait another 48h

>Mage with Shadowmeld

my body is ready

>>534214530

tick tock, kaytotes...

>>534215326
is he really using an ff14 avatar?

>>534214935
out of curiosity what app/site are you using for these? if app, think 2018 hardware could handle gens?

>>534215181
Oof yeah, you might just be neurodivergent bud.

>>534215345
Not playing on a vanilla client

>>534215178
I used to draw, don't care to anymore.

>>534215345
>>>>1.12 client

>>534212957
Yes it is exactly that so I let you imagine how much that information gets updated or how often you'd like it to be.

>>534215204
It's so funny how easy it is to solve the boring gear problem. They have a whole materia system right there that they could overhaul to actually be interesting. Nah bruh, +36 piety, meaningful options to suit a preferred playstyle or change the way a class is played is for schmucks

>best case scenario
they launch it 2-3 hours before poll is set to end
>worst case scenario
48 hours after poll ends
>most likely scenario
3AM in the united states, 8AM in bongland

>>534215181
are you baiting
that is useful info, you just don't understand what it means

>>534215345
Not playing trannytoortel even if epoch is delayed to 2026.

>>534215297
You can’t take racials if that race doesn’t have access to whatever your class is.

>>534215404
comfyui, local gen. go to any slop thread and find the tutorial

if you use nvidia you can handle it no problem most likely
if AMD no

>>534215154
1 is a semi wipe
2 is total wipe
3 is no wipe

nigger

>>534215523
>>best case scenario
>they launch it 2-3 hours before poll is set to end
bro this already didn't happen

>>534215429
he's literally right though?
the gear tool tip is right there for you to confirm.
ff xiv gear tool tipsare straight ass.

>>534215569
Epoch staff kneels to trannies

>>534215523
>they launch it 2-3 hours before poll is set to end
There's only an hour left.
>48 hours after poll ends
Not even close to be the worst case scenario.
>3AM in the united states, 8AM in bongland
It's gonna release Saturday.

>>534215647
poll ends in 5 hours lil bro

>>534215617
Is this really the case? How do you know this?

>>534215617
source?

>>534215706
And so will you, white man.

>>534215630
thx, ye run 1070ti. will check out.

>>534215154
which two options include removing player data and which one doesnt?

moron

The server was running fine with 5k people and seemed like it could go higher, so why are they so worried about overloading it?

>>534215721
this is where you feel like a retard

>>534215716
>It's gonna release Saturday.
Kaytotes has already revealed that they're planning to just shadowdrop it when they relaunch. Surely it wouldn't be on a Saturday if he's already trying to avoid overloading it with people

>>534215528
I understand how it's useful dumbass, I played 14 from like 2012 to 2021 lol.
I'm saying that it's standard to put your item stats together, not split them up throughout the tooltip.

FF14s tooltips could easily be 1/3 of the size if their UX team wasn't dog shit.

>>534215716
>It's gonna release Saturday.
lead said they aren't repeating their same mistakes with the first launch, especially announcing its release before hand
this means they're most likely just going to shadow drop it on a weekday

>>534215801
I have peanut butter complexion

>>534215617
then what's the point?

>>534215495
o fugg ;-DDDD

>>534215345
>Vanilla client
>PvE
>RP
>Euroshit ping
>Sunday night launch
It's like they want the lowest possible turnout

>>534215631
>0.0008% of playerbase gets gold reset, no characters touched
>its a "semi wipe"
go back to gurubashi and never leave.

>>534215873
It ran for 15 minutes at 5k. We have every possible red flag raised here.

>>534215981
The point is we don't have to play as shitty gnomes just for their racial.

>>534215946
everything on the tooltip is relevant information

>>534214718
>no haste stat

sorry bub

>>534214935
shota couldn't cum on her face, whitemane must be disappointed

>>534215873
they said it was mainly the que that was causing the problems, not the actual people in the server

>>534216017
I see what you did there

>>534215990
>>534215483
>>534215528
O, FUGG :-OOO

>captcha: KVM0K

>>534215774
It was revealed to me in a dream I just made up

LET
ME
IN

>>534216017
isn't nordanaar already in EU, and so is epoch?
also i've always wondered, what ping do americans get on EU servs

>>534215067
>>534215128
https://files.catbox.moe/1kumfa.png

>>534216198
and the recent tests deliberately haven't had a queue. the last one didn't even have a chat. are you noticing yet??

>>534216085
You don't need to take up 1/5 of the screen to relay the info lmao.
More than 50% of that tooltip is empty space lol.
And again, splitting the stats up rather than having them all in one spot is retarded.

When can we register. Please....I still dont have an account

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>534216382
nigga idc if the tooltip is the entire screen
the only time im hovering a tooltip in xiv is in town or after killing a boss

>>534216395
lol

has the poll concluded yet?

>>534216317
i get 90~ on the east coast. i see a lot of westoids say they get 200.

>>534216251
fuck you

>>534216317
~100 from the Midwest.

By my calculations the poll 24hr is up in 1 hour

>>534216395
fuck off we're full

This is a WoW general not XIV btw

I am literally shitting myself right now.

>>534216317
170 on Turtle
160 on Epoch
From the PNW

>>534216525
>ok well idc
every time lol

>>534216349
>pout
uoooh

>>534216057
i'm playing as a gnome anyway

>>534216395
Never, Epoch will forever remain an exclusive private server.
I might be willing to sell you one of my alt accounts.

>>534216594
Can you show your working?

>>534216760
the tooltips are fine, stay mad and stay bad

>>534216546
1 more hour

>>534216549
>>534216560
>>534216754
damn I get 20 on both, my condolences

>*inhales*
ohh nononononooo
AHAHAHAHAHA

>There is a non-zero chance they will release the server on a weekday next week

>>534216395
glad I accidently made two accounts so I was able to give one to my friend.

>>534216901
>stay bad
>at FF14
kek

>>534216867
I'll buy an account for about tree fiddy

>>534210484
>>534211582
Whitemane nursing handjob (with her weird claw-glove things on) VERSUS Tyrande rimjob-paizuri combo

who wins?

>>534216994
>gaytotes hasn't tested gurubussy yet
>something WILL go wrong at launch
>another 1-2 weeks of waiting and voooting

>>534216754
I used to get like 120 ping in WoW back in 2005.
Now I get 5 ping on epoch
I used to get frames per minute in 2005.
Now I can get up into the hundreds of FPS.
I used to have dozens of friends in WoW in 2005.
Now I have none.

>>534215873
15 minutes uptime isn't the same as running it for hours or days. The only time it was up for hours was the first day on Guru and theyve made a lot of changes since then without testing if it can go long periods

>>534217054
post TOP logs

>>534216896
Yes, the time of the poll being posted was 21:52 yesterday in british time. It is now 20:57 today in britain. 21.52 - 20.57 = 0.95, so that is 0.95 hours remaining until conclusion.

Snacks! Served!
GFUEL? Shaken!
Shit? Taken!
Spotify? Opened!

I have never been more ready.
OPEN THE GATES KAYTOTES!

>>534211418
The server isn't real, this is a social experiment.
How about... <Social Experiment>

>>534215848
you really, really cant be this stupid

option 1 is removing the gold of .00000001% of the playerbase
opt2 is wiping 100% of the server
opt3 is doing nothing

now which do you think is more similar, you fucking retarded faggot nigger?

>>534217116
mane by a mile.

Just wait for Turtle fresh or Wallcraft or Ascension Classic or Azeroth at War or literally any other Classic+ server that's releasing soon lmao.

There is nothing hype about Epoch anymore and the team is straight up retarded,

>1 is totally different than 3 because I get to keep my exploited 150/150 professions but 42 guys don't get to keep their exploited gold

the day some autist puts MARE into WoW is the day retail wins

>>534216920
eh it's fine. it's been a while since i've checked but i think i normally got anywhere from 55-75 on blizzard's US servers, so having 90 to the EU is like a miracle that it isn't worse. frankly it doesn't feel like 90 on epoch while on turtle. at the same ping. it feels like 200 even with the client fixes.

just one more hour until the results are in! boy i hope wipers win

>>534216395
2 more weeks
not joking btw

I'm playing WoW, why aren't you?

>>534214345
I always thought that polls were advisory, slavishly following the majority is pretty fucking silly desu

>>534216987
Did they ever explain this?

>>534217318
Entire thing is rigged mate, no point worrying about it.

>>534217448
waiting for a decent classic+ server to launch

>>534217242
the two options where player data is being affected

you're wrong

>>534217570
Keep waiting. Epoch isn't it lol.

>>534217448
waiting for the real classic+ to launch

>>534217318
should have tried harder to log in then shouldn't you

>the only way to confidentially interact with /vg/bros in-game without getting banned is to use a crypographically secured one time password outside of the game to exchange pseudonyms (code names) which are fed into an AddOns to anonymize all character names on-screen..AND it implements Double-Blind checking in such a way that not even each anon player themselves knows which character and name they are playing as at the moment

3 ancient greek tragedies for this feel?

>>534217570
>waiting
we noticed luhmeow

>>534217318
just go play the game man

>>534217528
These are, but if they don't have direct effect on server options, why ask for them. Like a king asks the peasants what to do, as if he's not already going to do whatever the fuck he wants. Not to mention 1 and 3 are the same core concept, since if 3 lost they would just vote 1 anywise and have the same overall outcome.

>>534217242
option 3 would allow the server to start immediately, while 1 and 2 would not.

you are the retarded faggot nigger

>>534216920
Anything below 200 is alright for wow, even for competitive arena pushing.
t. European who played NA servers for a long time.

>>534217883
tranny wow bros...

>>534217787
>interact with /vg/bros in-game
but why would you want to?

>He thinks the server would start with 3

>>534217883
all the tgirls play twow!

>>534217883
TWoW died as soon as they started adding shit like this.
"focused on the lore and preserving WC3 my ass".

>>534217883
Is this actually real? I will never ever play troontle.

>>534217878
They got a rough idea of what the server want (supermajority for full/partial wipe), now they just need to decide on what they prefer. Personally i think they're gonna go with 2.

>>534216987
Worgknots

Has anyone been able to get Notplater working on 3.3.5?

>>534210229
I don't play warrior, why do you guys hate Titan's Grip? Is it because it's boring?

>>534217882
Not true, as they have said a patch is being worked on before launch can occur due to the new zones that they decided to add

>>534218002
But das wat da kayman sey

>>534217883
Is this an actual item you can obtain in regular play or is it a joke they left in the files or something?
Genuinely curious, I don’t play there.

>>534218081
Yes it's real. GM's hand them out at events or you can go to GM island and get a pair yourself.

>>534218081
its shit gms wear, gms also have custom anime girl avatars

>>534218103
Nevermind, I just needed to rename the folder.

I just wake up and I'm ready for 48hour session. Release the servers.

>>534218081
Yes it's real, there's bunny suits with bunny ears too, it's kinda cute

>>534218271
anime, not even once...

>>534217528
kaytotes very obviously never gave a fuck about the people that were "ahead." they slapped a level req on chests, stopped node hyperspawns and called it a day. it wouldn't surprise me if he goes back on his statement about already starting the script for pruning and just says to get over it, but i'm not sure how much backlash he's prepared to take knowing that the server is going to crash a million more times after the relaunch.

>>534218271
you are in a thread full of anime girl avatars
why is it crossing the line when turtle does it?

>>534218152

>>534218380
are turtle devs AGP or HSTS?

troontle is the ultimate forced meme
doesn't apply at all

>no github activity for almost a day
Is the status website broken or what?

>>534218443
Yes that was overridden by them needing a patch for the new zones, or they are literally lying on purpose for some reason.

>>534218194
It's a joke item that you can't get any regular way.
Only accessible to gms and the only one I've ever seen in game didn't use it. They had a Draenei avatar

>>534218568
Why would github be updated?

I just learned what those mean and I wanna say that agps are cringe and hats are based

>>534218443
Emphasis on "potentially", nigger. It means absolutely nothing.

Wow we did a full wipe and everything was fine server opens on day X.

Wow we didn't wipe at all so it can potentially open sooner but we decided to still only open on X or X+1 because <reasons>

15 second mentality

>>534218443
If you're going to post shit from their updates you might as well read them. We're getting the new starters and we'll have to wait on that patch. Also, "potentially" you fag.

>>534218650
what level of cope is this? they could add anything as a joke and they add trans flag socks and anime characters?

>>534218568
he's working on it literally right now

>>534218568
Ulmetrs ran out of coke and jewtotes is not paying him....

class/race combo for this feel?

3 voters literally retarded

>>534218650
I've seen hose in-game not on gms

>>534218829
undead anything, but rogue and warrior comes to my mind in particular, maybe ret paladin too

>>534218829
undead female warlock

>>534218829
human female warlock with felhunter

>>534218801
>Better minimum distance
We are going to end up having 2 meter view distance like in that one test, aren't we?

>>534212367
hey that's my day off, cool!

>>534218441
anon, it's always retarded. I'd delete every anime post here if I could simply because they're mildly annoying

>>534218829
fem high elf mage on ambershire

>>534218829
fuck off mario

>>534218829
Why's she eating her hair?

>>534218829
She’s cute. What’s her name? Is she rolling on Kezan or Gurubashi?

>>534219072
nah its the distances regarding when monsters appear on your screen

>>534219251
Why aren't you?

>>534218829
Femra Gunbreaker

>>534218864
>nooo you don't understand if the people who poopscoked to get in don't get rolled back then I will NEVER achieve my dream of being number one. They're sure to not poopsock again and gain an even bigger advantage on day one of stable servers IT'S GOING TO BE ME MEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

literally none of the options change anything about anything considering most people have maybe at most 4h of game time

>>534218786
>>534218869
I got hundreds of hours across multiple characters and I've never seen anyone wear them or someone with an anime avatar. Almost like it's the same couple of images, that are probably years old, getting posted every time.

>>534219294
gurubashi gnome, she's trans

You still have time to change your vote to 2 you know...

>>534219431
When did you start playing? I started back in 2019 and stopped in 2023 so maybe that's why

>>534219389
Retarded becasue its not gonna make the servers come up faster, they are patching shit and releasing whenever they feel like it

30 minutes

>still no patch
It's over lmao, try friday

3rd world ESL ITT cannot understand that Options 1 & 2 are more closely related than Option 3

96 hours until the next 5 minutes of playtime, trust the plan

>>534219431
I've seen someone wearing them in Goldshire last year. It's rare bu they exist.

>>534218141
boring as fuck and diminishes the line between arms and fury

im starting to wish for Epoch to crash and burn

>lead dev is allegedly from germany
>it's ~10:24PM in germany
>probably is planning to be awake for the entire stealth launch and first day
We have at least 9 hours yeah?

>>534219431
is it not bad enough that they went through the trouble of adding them in the first place? someone spent time modelling those socks

1 = 3 except 42 players get some % of their gold removed

>>534219981
But it already did?

>>534219702
27 minutes

>>534220030
exactly, it was rigged against 2 from the start I demand a 48hr internal inquiry

45 MINUTES LEFT ON THE POLL WIPE CAN STILL WIN

option 1 REMOVE a few things
option 2 REMOVE everything

option 3 nothing


RETARDS

2 is only 2300 away now. LOL

REGRISTRATION OPENS IN TWO WEEKS!

>>534220002
i'm guessing probably midday britbong time, so probably around 5am US time lol

how much are they selling registrations for now?

Why is 2 rapidly gaining more votes than 1 right now?

>we're still believing ross and altered posts

>>534220208
1 do a tiny thing
2 do a big thing
3 do nothing

1 and 3 are closer

>>534220250
how come everything is always just 2 weeks away all the time

I'm mazed.

>>534220208
weak bait. stay on guru faggot.

it turned her into shotamane
https://files.catbox.moe/br96y3.png

ITS UP

>>534219760
Ok Mr first world which options are more closely related
1. Kill the rich Jews
2. Kill all Jews
3. Don't kill any Jews.
Oh shit... You're right.. I kneel.

>>534220324
The devs are rigging it so they can delay opening the server even longer, you know this is true

>>534218801
the mental agility displayed by his git commits...rapidly shifting from working on the camera sliders in the Interface menu to dobule brapping rapid fire changes to the GM tools, all in the span of 21 minutes.. The subtle hints of personality seep from his use of commit messages.. Oh my god. He even adheres to sensible use Agile Enterprisal Design Patterns.

>>534220324
I'm gonna give them a pity vote

>>534220378
shotamane x milfmane

>>534220250
it needs to be 2 months, are they retarded?

1 move an inch
2 move 1000 miles
3 do not move

1 and 3 are closer

>>534220324
trucks just arrived full of late votes.

>not just waiting for Wallcraft in a few months
enjoy trannycore 2.0

>>534220393

STOP THE COUNT

>>534220208
What is this brain dead way of viewing the poll? Imagine for a moment and I know this scares you, but imagine you are a hard working normie who got to level 7 with his bros or wife. Option 1 punishes those stinky evil NEETs you hate so much, option 3 gives you the illusion the server goes up sooner. In either of these scenarios you are untouched so whatever you prefer. Option 2 removes your precious hours it took to not even hit level 10 so of course they wouldn't vote that. So they vote option 1 or 3, its the same to them. This is the lens people are seeing this through, how you couldn't put yourself in that perspective is a sign of autism

update ur launcher

>>534220382
This is why option 2 is A10 Aryan Chad Jawline

>>534220556
idk what that is but its probably gay as fuck

Tanking dungeons as a fem human ret paladin! (only inviting other transgirlies)

ITS UP

>>534220250
trust the plan

>>534220504
not moving is infinitely less movement than moving an inch

#nooticing

>>534220324
The mail-in ballots just reached the discord.

>>534220664
Please don't.. I'm jewish

>>534220682
pls be on guru

>>534220556
Wall is god of private servers.

>>534220504
False equivalency. iN CONTEXT OF THE POLL 3 requires no effort, both 1 and 2 require things to be done thaty take time. The end result of minor change from 1 is irrelevant

>>534220815

>>534220668
A Vanilla+ server run by an actually talented and respected WoW dev.
Not like this crackpot of teenage AI prompters over at Epoch lol.

>>534220556
fag started crying when I started insulting jesus lmao little christcuck

>>534220629
Mr Projection, what option do you think I'm siding with here?
I'm discussing a comparative analysis of the options available with you niggers, not taking any side with the options.

>>534220906
ok and is he gonna release his shit before 2026? if not, dont care

>>534220556
Retarded shizo

>>534220556
christcucks are the best

>>534220954
>>534221024

>>534220378
>yuuji...

>>534220906
Cool, could you give us a brief on the most major changes?

>>534220556
Isn't he an actual schizo? Like worse than dale gribble tier schizo?

>>534220682
me on the left

poggie tonight
trust the plan

>>534220906
ah yes the good old vanilla features such as hunger and thirst meters, hypothermia and Outland

>>534221218
yes

Jesus is based tho

>>534221029
No actually anime PFP users are the schizos and anyone who shuts them up is a normal fucking person.

>>534215617
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/racial/

>The Racial Knowledge system allows you to swap your racial abilities to those of any other race.
>there are no restrictions on which racial set you may adopt.

So their website is lying then, is what you're saying?

>>534220556
i kneel

>>534220451
https://files.catbox.moe/jceu4r.png
shotamane handles all the female recruits

>>534221286
Anons in another thread were saying they nerfed it.
They haven’t updated the site at all since July so I dunno. Maybe it was announced in the ‘cord or they were just memeing.

>>534221276
Jesus was a good man and he would absolutely slap 99% of modern christcucks and catholics in the face, maybe even with a bat.

>>534221218
Your current choices for Classic+ are
>tranny scammers
>tranny retards who can't code
>blizzard
or
>a guy who says some funny shit sometimes

I'm going with Wall, sorry tranny.

>>534221243
>vanilla+
>+
do you not understand what the + means?

>>534221374
>food analogy