Thread 534209834

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previous >>534151413

i hate my life i hate runescape

am i being retarded or does 22,000 seers laps not actually sound that bad? that's all that stands between me and 99 agility

cg will set you free

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

>look at mino mage spawn to see which is first
>miss manta flick
>die on free wave 11
FUCK NOOOOO

do speclture for agility bitch nigga

whys your text pukey

>>534209834 (OP)
more like this

My loot is worth around 259,628 coins.

>>534210331
not terrible crafting xp

>>534209995
thats not too bad and why are you doing seers

thats like 5 deep delves

no i cant do that because theres too many things moving to keep up with and im just a girl

so I've recently gotten used to makeing a ton of my items activate with a shift click and now I feel like a real runepro iykwim

>>534209834 (OP)
uh is this implying she sleeps with a buttplug in?

https://youtu.be/z4JdWROBDyg
Errmm. chat is this real?

lots of girls do theres nothing wrong with that

there's small fishing nets that spawn infinitely that sell for 238gps on the grand exchanger. Literally free money.

more threadgirls to join osrs soon

i wish i had autism so i could have an excuse as to why im such a fucking loser

i dont belive in autism

>>534210384
Unfortunately I am already 99 crafting but hey I still need infinite recoils to put into my suffering. The real victory here is almost being good at wardens again.

actually autism is just a sign that youre an overly online upper middle class woman these days

just buried some bones

i saw one time a girl at work wearing a runescape hat and when i asked if she plays it she said plays what

So im farming moons rn with this very basic setup. All the moons gear is an upgrade for me, except I can't use it AT moons to clear faster, other than the dual mariachis. Is there a way to solve this conundrum? I can't really go back to barrows to farm more since I have no p pots.

>>534211369
get poh portal and med cas and you can do potless barrows

many such cases

>>534211331
if you were hot she wouldve said yes

>>534211471
i am going to be very gold poor for a while longer since im not rushing slayer

lol

>>534211559
thieve some then barrows pays for itself in runes for casts and gp for the portal

>>534211369
>>534211559
go to world 330 and leach a maxed POH for pool and barrows tele

dumbass bondie

shes obviously a helmie stupid idiot *crushes bones with torags hammers*

>>534212127
iron btw
>>534211762
yeah i've been thinking about it, just a lot of running. The kills will be almost identical to when I was ultimate lol

yeh im going oceans eleven on the GE how could you tell

crepe eyes

>>534212361
brown

Has Jagex reacted to the allegations?

how long is this gonna take me and am i risking suicide during the pursuit?

>>534212361
whitest man in italy

>>534212816
like 12 hours + a day for slayer

>>534212816
did you fall for the iron meme

>>534213034
no, i'm a main.

>>534212847
I guess sol wasn't impressed with your footwork...

is mm1 doable with these stats

>>534213074
it's honestly not bad then i think the most annoying grinds you have there are mining and rc and the lower levels aren't that terrible. mining sucks ass if you want it quickly though

>>534213404
yes

>>534213404
no get prot melee

>>534213423
doing rc right now, plan for mining is to get those golden nuggets for a gem bag so slayer becomes a bit easier and more profitable.

>training and "earning money" via slayer
lmfaoooooooooo these niggas be living in 2006 fr

>>534214108
i genuinely haven't played non-rs3 ever since rs3 was released, this foray into osrs is my first time. is slayer no longer a good and steady moneymaking method?

you got to supplement the slayer with some air orbs

>>534214186
its basically horrible moneymaking including the slayer bosses because they're farmed to shit by cloggers

>>534213870
heres what id do in your position but i expect 10 iron trannies to shit on me for posting this

>>534214220
>>534214327
damn thats sad. back in the day slayer was comfy and good

slayer was bad money in 06

in 06 there were like 1 boss so slayer was best pvm money. esp if you could get whips

>>534214403
appreciate it, thanks. haven't done wintertodt before. but heard a lot about it.

i remember a guide about killing kbd with 3 people from back then, not sure which site maybe zybez or sals

>>534210160
why does the colosseum look like a gay disco on your phone?

>>534214561
its braindead. chop logs, fletch them (or dont) and then click the brazier. you will occasionally get interrupted so its not a fully hands off activity. try to get cheap warm clothing from the ge so you dont freeze to death. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Wintertodt/Warm_clothing
at the end of each round grab 1 or 2 health potions from the boxes at the beginning (you have to make them with herblore shit from the crates at the entrance)

>>534214973
thanks mate. i'm dreading the mining training though, that one's gonna be tough.

why are all these newfags doing mlm (which is barely afk) instead of shooting stars which is 10 min afk. just use the plugin bro

>>534215164
yes mining sucks asshole no matter how you do it. the most painless is going after shooting stars
a tracker is updated here: https://osrsportal.com/shooting-stars-tracker
a cheap wintertodt outfit is:
yak-hide top
yak-hide bottom
fire tiara
fremennik gloves
you only need 4 pieces and these are some of the cheapest ones you can use

>>534215352
>just join the discord bro for the key haha

>>534214941
using someone's tiles and marked mobs
why does this upset you so

you can use my plugin key for free
MIIEpAIBAAKCAQEAuNcSn8zrqOi

>>534215164
do motherlode so you have coal for smithing later.

>>534215352
didnt even know there was a plugin for it.

>>534215352
you do motherlode so you have coal for smithing later.

>go try out doom
>projectiles dont function half the time
>boss keeps flickering
>chally spec doesnt register
Thanks jamflex

works on my machine

>>534215737
that sounds like a personal problem i have over 500 kills combined and never experienced any of what you are talking about

can i use your key too or is it just for her

>>534215726
or just buy armor from shops for giants foundry and profit for free and gain xp 5x faster

yeah go ahead darling you can use it too

>>534215840
Have you tried him today after the patch

>>534215942
yes i did a kill on him after i woke up and the 0 delay melee attacks when hes charging feels fucking amazing after doing all the kills i did already. so glad they did that

>>534215352
>>534215428
ok so which one do i get

>>534215882
not efficient

did you know that varlamore p3 added two new miniquests that arent on the quest list? there are also no rewards but if youre a lorehead
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Spirit_of_Adventure
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Lost_Lover

>>534216147
i use star miners because im not afraid of joining a discord

is this a zanik findom angle

>>534216147
i never used a plugin for it i just used a website. theres also ccs in game you can join that will call them out

>>534216209
but what if im afraid of joining a discord

finally that rog gave me it.

>>534215492
Do you really need a plugin to tell you that you can click on the monsters to kill them?

mlm gives like no coal retard. you get coal from pvm drops, buying from the shop in jatizso, or from kingdom of miscelania (gives a disgusting amount of coal really fast)

i feel like dancing!

last time i tried to dance i got yelled at so now i just lay in bed all day crying instead

>>534216521
that was strange

>>534216370
having sw tile and squares is nice
clickbox too as if you move out from the pillar you can get fucked
why are you upset

i cry in bed but its unrelated to dancing

>>534216370
yes true tile is extremely important in late game pvm. also I color code all the colo monsters so I can see what type they are at a glance

>>534216716
it's okay my brain used to be undeveloped too

>>534216919
getting upsetty over a sw tile says yours still is

>>534217089
if only there were a compass built in to the game that's literally on screen at all times...

can some1 explain this to me? i genuinely dont understand it and i feel retarded.

i understand that i need 1 in each reward points in order to get rewards. but what is "potential"?

even gnomonkey walked back the cheat client stuff you really didn't get the memo trying a bit too hard

i dont play osrs with my screen locked to north

potential is an imaginary number.

>mine until 30s left
>craft runes
>portal
>craft
>wait for portal
>craft
>wait for portal
repeat

>>534217347

>>534217465
ok so its just an unecessary UI element? i should disregard it?

>>534217392
qrd?

new ladlor just dropped

>>534217347
if you ever feel retarded, take solace in the fact there are people doing colosseum with a plugin to tell them where the monsters are

>>534217704
Is bloodbark really that important? Why is it even on here?

>>534217917
what the fuck are you talking about

>>534217948
fastest least rng +%dmg mage armor

>pharoah's scepter 4th item
jesus christ how ridiculous is this list?

>>534217953
why are you upset?

>>534218073
you should get multiple sceptres going for 99 thief

pic is missing the first few rows

>>534215352
>plugin
Literally just use the website, don't shit up the client more than it already is

>>534218073
iron is specifically for people with mental health problems to forget that they have fucked up lives in general

>>534217917
melty

why is everyone being so mean today

>>534215942
You are being ragebaited by the nonplaying tourist who's been doing the same thing for 2 weeks now

uhhhhh sodapopping is play wow right now are we in trouble bros?

>>534218439
are you retarded
>>534218431
because we dont want transgenders in the bathroom

>>534218491
of all the wow streamers, soda turned out to be the worst in osrs

>>534216919
>>534217260
>>534217917
https://youtu.be/MTbR0PlXzJI

where is your wr delve

and I.. am... Iron Man

>>534218546
>client looks like that
Tells me everything I need to know, thanks for confirming it

>>534218830
>>534218639
see.

why what did i do

extremely low iq poster cant develop and refine their own UI needs everything hand fed to them and cant accept that not everyone was born with a mental deficiency like them >>534218830

STOP BEING MEAN

>>534219380
i get told to kill myself minimum once a day posting here

real ahh f runephew finally someone said it

can we do a ba where john doesnt grief it please

i never griefed BA

this is how the gowers intended the game to be played

>>534218639
haha so mad

>>534218926
not the colo sperg you moron

WTF THEY MADE THE ORB MOVE SO SLOW NOW??

any tips for a 1 def pure ironmeme? Not worth it go for 13 def instead?

>>534220445
yeah kill yourself

>>534220445
I'd go at least 10 def so you can wear white armour for aesthetics.

Faint (Official Music Video) [4K UPGRADE] – Linkin Park

>>534220089
you are mad the best players all use every plugin and indicator they can?

lol please tell me the constant woop woop woop sound in a lot of these delve videos is a plugin and not actually the sound design of the boss

>>534220652
its the boss

>>534220652
that is signalling the charge up one-shot attack

>>534215352
Because of the coal bag nigger

AAAAAA THE LOST SOULS
MY SANITY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

update on the group ironman being kicked from his irl group drama

>>534221343
im doing whisperer too wow

why cant people just let the communal tbows be communal

wow ur rich can i have some gp

me to

>>534221639
maybe rsn?
>>534221776
maybe rsn?

its too your making me look bad by association *melon balls your eyes out with wooden spoon*

it would be really cool to have a clan chat full of simps feeding me hunter imp locations and bonds for making a kewl youtube series

it would be like a scouting imp network
or a simp network for short

>>534218639
>that voice
>literally mouth breathing into the mic
Thank for proving my point, champ.

so no one cares that this boss is just broken now

>>534222634
how is it broken im doing it just fine right now

>>534222785
grubs no despawn after car

>Decreased Ironman's minimum damage threshold from 10% to 7% for group Wilderness bosses.
lol

dong admiring should be following me

spent all month ragging people trying to do sheep herder quest, might bond my alt up again and do it for another month until all the wow freaks fuck off

That's change I can believe in.

i miss boxee

ironman is no longer a challenge mode, it's just special ed

>>534224050
Thank you for your service

what weapon swap should i bring for the car phase? blowpipe or dragon knives?

>>534222546
champ you are bad at the game

why dont they make an iron man only grand exchange where we can buy and sell to each other

whys everyone complaining about plugin-scape today

quite relieved after that plarp

>>534223739
thats so me

>heh, you don't need primary colors all over you screen highlighting the big ass evil looking demon trying to murder you?
>then you're just bad at the game

whys your text green

>>534224523
because she used a > before the text which highlights it as a quote

>>534224523
because it attacks with ranged

>>534224280
zcb knives webweaver all good

>>534224374
wait a second...

is it worth doing slayer or should i wait for scythe t bow and shadow? i'm combat 90 and my slayer is 55

whose she quoting

>>534194396
goldman mode mean all items that drop are converted to gold so the only means of acquiring gear is by buying it from the ge

>>534224930
*kills vorkath for 6 months*

any askers?

>>534224892
I think it would be wise to get 99 in every other skill first.

jagex has to uphold the economy through bots because all the core player base refuses to engage in the economy, all of you helmies have blood on your hands

>>534224769
i dont have a zcb or webweaver and buying 100 dragon knives for 2 mil sounds like ass to me. blowpipe autos with dragon darts is only 2 dps more than a scorching bow according to this list but i guess thats my best option

you can't do slayer without boss items, and you can't boss without slayer items. wonderful.

>>534225326
literally false

ironman never shouldve been added
>>534225307
sorry 100 dragon knives for 1 mil i meant

new item idea: mid game weapon that is locked behind 95 slayer

>>534225307
hey man dying more because you have to do more tree phases is a choice

why did b0aty kill runescape with ironman mode? What dirt does he have on them?

>>534225326
you can do slayer with bronze darts and an ancient staff

>>534225546
im only farming level 5 so i basically never die at this point, is the kill speed with dknives really that much higher? maybe ill buy like 10 and test it

ok fine i'll drop the expose mod ash and mat k are in the epstein files

>>534225607
>max your main
>start an iron
>locked into gay grinds
>shit luck
ironman unironically is why this game is alive pple put in more hours into it instead of quitting

>>534225729
Excuse Me Why Would You Use Bronze Darts When Steel Darts Are Cheaper

I unironically think that the next challenge settled will do is:
completely blind ironman. He will get a plugin made to overlay his screen with a blank version of the map. He will only be able to see his health and prayer levels, and he will play the game without actually seeing any movement on screen other than his stats going up, and hp / prayer changing. He will do this until he conquers runescape's greatest challenge. Doom.

Also he will be an ultimate ironman because of course he will lol. It's like, the only way to play the game at this point.

>>534225908
john dad uses bronze darts and he has an infernal cape

>>534226237
I Am John Dad And I No Longer Use Bronze Darts Because They Told Me That Steel Darts Are Cheaper

>>534216662
rsn?

This has taken me a full 8 hour workday to get and this last event is taking over an hour wtfff

>>534226550
just do solo foretry its 7k bark per hour

you never ask a woman her age a man how much money he earns or a maxed main why they're using bronze darts

what.....the fuck......

Where you forestry-ing at?
All the cool kids are chopping over on Auburnvale.

So are you guys ready to show ID to keep your access to runescape?

welcome to my never go to zeah because its fucking gay locked iron man mode

ok 55 runecrafting done, time for 55 thieving

>>534226839
no because i dont live in the open air prison that is the uk

WIFE

>>534225539
this but unironically

>>534227087
would you really a dryad

I have nothing but a Crystal Bow and Armour | Bowfa Rebuild [Full Series]

>>534225905
so treat the game like an mmo and make it impossible to solo. problem solved

I have nothing but a credit card and a job at McDonalds | Bond Rebuild [Full Series]

d3k can freaking get it

I have nothing but every megarare | Scamming Rich Noobs at the GE Rebuild

>finding that one corner of todt that's all politics chat
cozy

i think my next thing i do is going to be learning the doom of mojito. have we come up with a cute nickname for this boss because it has like 6 names and they all sound dumb

if i played with perfect efficiency i don't think this account would be ready for doom for another 1.5 years.

this is my begging for items at the ge locked bondie account
my goal to attain a tbow through social engineering

mm1 done homies can I get a gz

>>534228478
you look ridiculous

Another day or crabbing, another day of passive herblore.
Gemstone crab could never.

uhm with those boots and bracelet i deduce you are not a helmie therefore anti gz

Pretending to be a girl on w301 and catfishing for bonds rebuild.

sloptubers ruined that method years ago

i dont have to pretend

we need to nerf ayak my shadow is devalued

in this series i'll be funding my account by picking up arrows at the gemstone crab

should i buy one of those zoomer ahh varlamore crossbows and use it to afk train range?

>>534225546
hey dude that was literally the easiest level 5 ive done yet thanks for pushing me into buying those knives

Doom of Macchiato

cant imagine being a mainoid and hesitating over a 300k gear spend miss me with that broke shit

what do irons use in place of dknives

Doom of Vanilla Bean Frappiccino

>>534229381
all level 5s are easy unless your really bad at the game

t3h penguin of D000000000000M!

>>534229561
i dont mean to seem like i care about material things
like a social status
i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls

katiey w

>>534229687
its annoying as shit when you dont have the dps to kill and he does the shield phase fucking 3 times or something

i want to be katieys spork

whens the next girlies BA night and can i be defender

>>534230107
wtf is your setup that never happens to me with just void scobo

defender i hardly know her

>>534230183
amethyst arrows because i have the poor mans mindset as gnomemonkey says

why dont we have items that double up like a sword bow or something and no i dont freakin care about staffs that double up as melee weapons because wizards are gay !!!!

>>534230341
skill issue

those guitars that are like, double guitars

is katiey actually a girl

shes a roadmaam

she looks like a biker

>>534230519
ok bro i didnt say it always happens i just said its annoying when it does, i dont think delve 5 is particularly difficult either but having essentially double dps over the scorching bow for the 100% accuracy phase made it feel much better

I just panicked because of a baba boulder at wardens and died trying to skull skip like what the fuck are you even doing just tank the stupid thing it doesn't even kill you retard

i dont like it when you talk to yourself like that

why not

>>534230159
do you all hate me or what the hell

>>534231183
just dodge the boulder ? you can skip the skulls along that whole row of tiles

>>534231549
Well yeah but the noise it made spooked me for some reason and I clicked somewhere retarded. My brain doesn't work very well.

>>534229629
>>534229629
>>534229629
raises paw or hoof or spork or whatever the fuhh

>>534231816
*pat pat* lets duo so when one of us plank we don't lose the whole run

>>534231980
No thanks, I stand alone.

are mtfs allowed at girls night

master tumtum farmers

>>534233218
top kek!

>>534233218
is this what the ccs are like

>>534233384
this is your average forestry world public chat

>>534233384
ccs are far worse

>>534233486
you sound like the zoomers on /v/ saying that /vg/ is a hellscape lold

>>534233476
weird no one talks at the spots i use

im gonna get downvoted into oblivion for saying this but the forestry public chat is cringe

Why must I pay 2 subscriptions for 1 main and 1 iron-man?

>>534233621
both coasts are off work in usa

>>534233682
last time i did it was peak hours on a weekend and still silence you should try picking more tasteful tree cutting spots

>>534233771
i need willows for the stupid log basket

did johndad crashout yet today i just opened the thread

[lumbridge locked ironman] i will get to 99 smiffing without banking using only the lumbridge anvil in honor of jhnd's dart game

he never does that im a chill guy

im going to get desperate for pussy in memory of john

how do i become chill like john

papamichael was dfp not john dad he even rejected d3

does anyone know why the FUCK my runelite is calculating xp/hr completely wrong

open the xp tab and right click reset the skill

>>534234657
thanks

can we not have shitty aigen ops please

im glad i got to see you today

are you talking to me

this op speaks to me keep it up please

>>534213870
>gem bag
that seems like a massive meme, gems are worth 1k and drop rarely anyway, you're not going to fill it
as a main you'd be better off buying the coal bag for blast furnace, that'll make you a lot more money

dumbass bondie

d3 kicking my gem bag

>he doesnt know about the gem crab
ngmi

>he still mines the gem crab
wasted clicks.

can someone like me kill mocha

is it true that d3k is actually a pure and innocent maiden

if I'm at gem crab I'm not there to make money
if I wanted to make money while leveling strength I'd go to NMZ

d3k does it like a clockwork cat

How do I calc DPS with spec included to know what's better?
Basically I want to figure out if Lightbearer or Bring is better on my setup.

i wind her up

>gnomonkey complaining about having to get resources on an ironman
why are you playing iron then just play main

>>534235948
more viewers

Trailblazer but permanent and your character has a 300 hour timer then you have to start over fresh.

if you haven't yet done this CA and have amy's saw: equip it as an off-hand, start the fight, and then swap it in the equipment tab

how do you avoid joining a clan with people like that if you just want to tob

using a 5 tick "weapon" instead of 4 tick fists seems like a great idea

yeeeeeeee

i forgot vork is weak to stab
but that's still cheating so idk

>>534237031
who are you!

>>534237031
did you change your outfit

>>534236451
blud the saw has barely any stats is that really making the difference the ca is super ez and you can even get a slayer task

>>534236887
idiot

How many of you guys bot?

i dont bot im cute and honest and pure

>>534238016
>>534194997

i bend over tables yeah

>>534238225
can i see

why is this general so weird?

how do you cope with bad rng

everyone here is sex obsessed

poorly

by taking a 2 year break

im obsessed with d3s brown

just got raped by blood moon
why he heal so much sisters

which general general khazard maybe hes weird because hes a skeleton

theres a skeleton inside you dont be bigoted

how do i solve this wave
https://inferno.colosim.com/?mager=[[16,17]]&ranger=[[3,11]]&melee=[[23,25]]&bat=[[23,12],[1,28]]

at this point i just go in with full food and pray i get lucky he hits zeros on his big attacks.

my skeleton has curves

if everyone here is sex obsessed and a girl why cant i find an rsgf

everyones does theyre called ribs sweaty

short ribs would go so hard rn

>>534235948
Isn't that what all ironmen do?

>>534215352
I'm not sexually attracted to Biboo

>>534239073
only the ones that don't skill

Wow streamers found Gudi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmthQea0RI

i dont care

>>534239092
good

was the warriors guild the first real ezscape moment?

>>534239268
i dont care

is the new lizard movie scary or

omg this would be so epic

Seriously, can someone explain to a newfag why this general is like this?

no bitch figure it out

ermmm you guys? seriously somethings up

>>534238579
Stand there and pray mage?

new worlds W

no one at vwyrewatch

which general general graardor maybe hes an old boss so dont expect much

is jagex paying on these shitters to stream this game or is wow streaming really that dead?

ready to kick some dragon ass

>>534239654
private equity is paying them

whose that does he work for general graardor

>>534239479
>add fletching to f2p
>don't add crossbows
literally one job

okay so stealing artefacts and anyone who has ever made a video guide on it, as well as the people who wrote the wiki article, should fucking kill themselves because they are retarded autistic fucking fat losers who can't explain shit.

>HURRDURR COPY THESE SAFE TILES THESE TILES ARE SAFE
they're not actually safe

are you retarded or

we have crossbow in f2p

what the sigma is stealing artefacts

yea im sure the countless guides are all wrong its definitely not your fault

>IF THE GUARD IS LURED AND LOOKING SOUTH HE WONT SEE YOU
actually just turns 180 degrees around and sees me when moving form """"""""safe""""""""" tile to """"""""safe""""""""" tile

just figure it out yourself all runescape activities are dead simple

did they implement free reclaim pet tokens yet

btw vannaka in f2p would make him the best slayer points/hr since all his bad tasks are p2w

members in an mmo is pay to win now

>>534239574
>the melee digs
you can't offtick because the melee can indefinitely stutter stall inside you and come out at the same tick as ranger

you can't tank because bad rng and you die and also what if you're a pure

are the raids hard that you have to do for the quests

are these guys legit? thinking about buying some pvm supplies + bandos tassys because the boys say I have been slacking lately.

idk why are you asking me

>>534240351
Drag the melee to one side and let it hit you on a safe tile corner trapping it. Blowpipe spec it down with rigour and dies in 4 seconds

telekinetic girls im not having fun

thought i was strong mind but 99 agility is filtering me

did you see the zamorakian high priestess said roald is innocent

does lunitar still post here

s3ks

i didnt play osrs for the first few years because nothing like motherlode existed. I can't stand old mining or click intensive shit like that.

ok

wow they banned 1 of my 20 bots
*claps*

does anyone want to get on vc and listen to me vent my frustrations

motherlode is click intensive

yes ofc babe hop on the cord

is it ok if i mute occasionally so i can mock you in another vc with my friends

oi john

im nonverbal i dont do vc

new ick unlocked

I'm so bored of slayer idk if I can keep getting 300k xp/day like this omg

Why are you guys like this?

i need lvl 75 slayer already im so poor

d3ks raped

im a girl

>>534243390
why do you come in and spam this every 3 weeks

just finished rag and bone man 2 how can wowfags stand this collect quest horse shittery

im a man im a male i dont get into that mentally ill shit

if d3k shaved id simp

wow so woman = mentally ill to you huh

i dont mind a bit of bush

no wonder your an incel

my an incel what

its funny watching m*n learn that all m*n actually legitimately hate us

why would i talk to a woman in public? people will think i'm gay.

lots of men like me

the reason for my inceldom is my facial bone structure

by us she means weams and shes right

wish i didnt have to share this general with agp faggots

amen to that

jarvis whats agp mean

armadyl god... uh...

mines. home.
>AS THE DAYS GO BY

i think its a video card port from the 90s

i miss eel girl

i miss being able to maintain an erection

mrs* eel girl

torva helm on oathplate looks so fucking bad lmfaooo

i got the leaks

55 firemaking done, time for 55 mining

cute it shows you the rsns of the top 3 crabbers now at crab

>>534241034
arent you forced to off tick the ranger and mager or is there a north to east side melee trap i dont know about

john

>>534245482
plz be fake this is extremely unhealthy for the game

how is that unhealthy

damage meters.

>>534245482
nice that is extremely good for the game

how is that good

>>534245664
whats the answer then

is doing 3 kill kril trip doing 6:0 method good or bad

bad

its ok if youre trying your hardest and thats the best you can do dont judge yourself against others judge yourself against yourself and look for ways to be the best you can be and love yourself like i love you

thats gotta be shenny

ive experienced a crushing blow to my morale having realised i am unlikely to ever be one of the top 3 crabbers at a crab

would yall date a black gyal

so you just call everyone shenny

>>534245973
your supposed to be able to stay infinite doing 6:0

thats pretty good i think actually

@math_phd how much less than infinity is 3

infinite less thanks for the question

wow i finally get a purple from cox and its a fucking duplicate buckler amazing im having so much fun

>>534246047
yes its really my hardest i try my hardest every time but i still cant make it past three kills i feel like giving up every time i fail so thank you for your words of encouragement ily2
>>534246385
do you mean infinite like the glove

if i got 375 telekinetic points in one session would you give me a headpat

>>534245973
I did the same and it was fine.

i would call you a good girl in voice and tell you how proud i am of you but not in a crepey way because im also a girl

wow good i wouldnt want there to be crepes here

post your hymens

welcome... to CRAB CHUNK. the series where i have to get 200m before i can roll a new chunk. starting, of course.... at the gemstone crab.

wow are there really girls here

yeah im a girl

did we ever figure out which general that girl was talking about maybe it was general wartface

do you consider transformers to be girls

>>534247064
that owuld be funny cuz he cant use the cave he has to follow hop when crab dies

if i had a chunk series id call it blowing chunks guess what it woudl be about

if theyre cute yeah

>>534245973
bad. bring blood barrage runes and a few mage switch items with you to heal up between kills to reduce your supply costs. you should be able to get at least 10 fairly easily with a slayer task.

McTile Presents: McCrab a gem of a story

omg classic eelgirl

i think they only have mccrab in maine

>open thread
>troon babble replaced with dunning kruger newfags

whys your text puking

theres literally troon babble happening right now

where

what the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch ill have you know im one of the best at clicking pixels ive been involved in numerous of the most difficult raids in osrs and i have over 300 confirmed oathplate contracts completed. i am trained in clicking pixels and im the top pixel clicker in the entire thread. you are nothing to me but another wowfugee.

why would she not be able to use the cave surely all the crab locations would be within the same chunk

i kill sand crabs i dont like being near other people

you can use entity hider

how big is chunk i have never clicked on a osrs chunk video

how to hide your own entity completely

its 64 tiles by 64 tiles

troonies be like wheres the option to entity hide my knob

yup just finished mountain daughter

john were surrounded by wolves

what anime seed do you use

i dont like being surrounded by other wolves im a lone wolf

miss it when people played brighter shores, andrew dropped the ball.

herb run but i bring my reagent pouch and harvest a single snape grass patch at hosidius

i played brighter shores for like a day but it was shit and bad and the toons look like they are wearing adult diapers and they have no swag

the most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest

wow thats so deep omg

i do the one at catherby because its right next to the leprechaun and sometimes my pouch overflows

we dont have herb runs in f2p

sometimes my arms bend back

does anyone want to duo yama

i taste coke on d3ks tongue

>>534248256
its ok to wear diapers in osrs if you want to....right guys.....

how am i supposed to get jacked when i cant even afford beef anymore this is bullshit

i think its actually aqp

sometimes i scare myself

like when you look in the mirror lol

Chat, one more medic game and I am done with BA.
>fighter torso
Not feeling like getting more points right now.

restraining order cant see d3k, her mother brother grandmother hate me in that order

>>534248657
gzed

why do my prescription goggles always get dirty even when i dont touch them or go anywhere dusty

can i see your prescription goggles

>>534248426
where do i meet girls like this

my goggles fog up because im getting steamy with your rsgf

>>534249140
thats a man

>>534249192
this

bigredjapan W

>>534249192
where do i meet men like that

>>534249331
hi

>>534245664
yo
>>534248657
gz!

when are you launching the dadcord

/osg/ is allied with hololive. never forget that.

>>534249580
wallah

inv us

>>534249812
https://voca.ro/1bLbvpQ3jPH6

it hurts that we osgers cant even get into the dadcord

you have been dangling stuff about private discord in here literally since i arrived.

>>534248426
Are you ok if I'm learning melee and we have to bank after every kill if we even make it that far?

jason penis <3

i got just one question....why is you niggas so gay?

>>534245501
Did you upload the wrong wave? When I load it up the mage is on the south side and the ranger is west. Move to the northeast corner to drag the ranger into range, bats stack on the right side of the mage. You could honestly just stand there and pray ranged and probably kill the ranger before the melee digs. Tank a few hits if you have to, or just 1t alternate. The mage isn't a part of the equation.

im half gay

i did 390 tele points omg

theres only 1 cord and its the papacord and thats only for michael and his femboy harem

this is gscord erasure

>>534250982
ah yes, the groomcord

i will never forgive peepeepoochael

forgive him for what

idiot you just ruined the gscord erasure operation

>>534251212
wtf is this real

>>534251617
yes it happened to my friends in real life

>>534251802
sorry to hear that

for being a sissy

any sissies in chat

well good for mike he looks happy and healthy not me if he ever cared to ask

>>534251617
i didnt think it was until it happened to my brother

sometimes i like wearing dresses but not always

need me a varlmorean bitch with a fat ass

amen to that

come watch me attempt to get quiver!
twitch.tv/nantonaku(underscore)2d

buy an ad fag

you can buy an ad and still advertise in the thread you know

>anime girl profile pic
>sissy ahh voice
no thanx

mutuhar said he lied about being an engineer now he has to talk about being gay.

its against the rules to advertise or beg

yeah i had the same video recommended on my yt feed like 5 minutes ago, hope they cancel "C Engineer" too for having such a retarded rsn

>obviously male voice
>female avatar
why are osrs faggots like this

>>534252782
this is so me

his voice is cute so its okay

>>534252782
There's a well-documented overlap between autism and transgender identities, with studies indicating a higher prevalence of autistic traits in transgender individuals compared to their cisgender counterparts.

i ran out of points and now i have to do a hill giants wilderness task omg

just tureal skip wildy tasks retard

sis is slaying when theres a rework around the corner oh my days

man i miss 2009 when this country wasnt overrun by fucking pakis

i like my streak

shat my trousers

this stream is making me want to go back into colo, im better than this guy l0l

>>534253709
sorry i wasnt trying to be smug, hes decent he will get his quiver if he keeps going

i wanna do cool content like colo but i locked myself into the very unfun untrimmed slayer cape grind

>>534253837
youre not me, i was trying to be smug and i hope this guy kills himself

>>534254045
wtf john

might be mean to xunut so he crashes out again after these posts from him

>>534213404
are u an ironman? if u are not, buy some bones until u get protect to melee

>>534254162
it wasnt me im being framed

im probably gonna get a str untrimmed cause im based

personally ill have my untrimmed hunter cape at some point today

my first was a farming cape but i didnt keep the untrimmed because nobody cares

oh what a twisted web you spin

55 mining done, time for 60 smithing

oh what a twisted bow you rwt

>>534254640
my first was ranged and i bought the extra capes to do it but then i forgot so they are all trimmed now

my bank crashed hard today
shadow is 875m now and i bought it for 1.2B

>>534254913
my entire bank is 50m
fuck you richfag I hope you fucking die

>>534254989
my bank is 3.3B and i feel poor af
I'm middle class at best

yeah Tormented synapse dropped from 50m to like 32m it's crazy

can i get an invite to the meriicord

While afking gem crab, would you rather be playing:
Arx Fatalis
KoToR
Command & Conquer 2

>>534255275
am watching vtubers with my dick in my hand

>>534255058
i sold 3 synapses for ~210M after yama came out

>>534255392
can i see

>>534255392
i don't really like vtubers

if i was a vtuber and i had a cute voice and i made lots of osg inside jokes would you watch me

>>534255780
highly model dependent

no

bruh what even is this naming filter kek

top kek

d3k and i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmzmOYM7DE

why are there no posts

have you checked the mail

ill post with you what do you want to post about

i dont know im just upset right now so i wanted to read some posts but theres no posts im gonna freak out what are you doing in the game

>>534258157
im just a bondie making oak planks

>>534258691
ew not you

>>534258691
KYS

would you rather get 200m f2p rc or have your entire history of internet activity leaked to friends and family

im doing hunter rumours for me personally i just finished a red chinchompa rumour and just heard one about a dashing kebbit that i have to go investigate and as for my stacks well i have this many sacks waiting for me once i 99 well i guess plus five or six #mystacks >>534258583

>>534258691
nigga do u rly need a screen marker to remember where the spacebar is nahh no way youre this fuckin dumb

>>534258691
im baffled by so many things in this screenshot

>>534258583
im cutting arctic pine logs because to get the gay tingle forester outfit it isnt enough to just have bark you also need 60 of every type of log including this one i am very close to 1.1k clogs clogged though >>534258880 are you having a party for 99 hunter alas i might be in bed soon

i hope you know he does this stuff just to piss you off

no he doesnt hes just a goofy ahh dumb ahh

>>534258880
thats not efficent to do red chinss

>>534259153
gz on your clogs your beasting no i didnt really plan on it but you can be there spiritually when i bust
>>534259334
thanks for your input but as i do not have the baby chinchompa pet i opted for a blocklist where it was possible for me to happen upon the pet by receiving and investigating red chinchompas thanks again

why are squirrels tagged

i wonder if eelgirl thinks about me as the first thing she thinks of when she wakes up and the last thing she thinks of before she goes to sleep

>>534259326
can you record a vocaroo of this

>>534259489
LOL

>>534259631
https://vocaroo.com/136Po3jVlYyk

do i bring a bone dagger for kephri now

>>534258880
okay your stacks are looking beautiful youre so based its so exciting that youll get your first ever 99 soon

>>534259153
why do you want the gay outfit is it just for clogging or do you think it looks better because i think it looks gay and silly but thats just me

>>534259754
https://vocaroo.com/1deCqdQu6GdK

>doings
gettin some ice gloves
>listenings
https://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE?si=Gr9okxVlBZfUY5qK

why does she laugh at the end

cause its a humiliation ritual

the real humilitation ritual is being a kpop idol in the first place

that voocaroo must have like 200k listens by now

why does this stupid game make me so happy bros

>>534259487
not efficient even if you dont have baby chin pet yours supposed to do black chins for that

i dont care

what do you girls think of the ladlor chart changes

>>534260119
https://youtu.be/U5Nfhs97ic8?t=1929

I'm feeling a bit... off?

if you went out to hunt black chins I would pk you and waste all your time though

i dont know because i havent tried doom yet

>>534260003
it is mostly for clogging but ill probably wear it

please stop trying to lure my loml into the wilderness

if eelgirl were still around shed love lily and be in her book club but she is no longer with us its so sad

do you think i could max 2 accounts in 1 year

the doom upgrades are in the ladlor chart i spoke too soon and made a fool out of myself

if your unemployed anything is possible in this game

works on my machine

eel bitch doesnt like books she only likes partying

depends how consistent your meth supply is >>534260706

i dont get why the boots are way before the other stuff its not like you get to pick your drop

and me personally im trying to clog ranger boots so i can upgrade my treads. ive barely done any med clues on my account so i think now is a good time to do so so i can also #stack more medium clues once i complete 250. i am hoping i just get lucky and get them on rate. also here is my #setup i dont know if this is up to date if any of you cloggers know if there is a more efficient loadout please lmk and my glory and slayer ring are cheesy because i havent clogged them

i think its because the boots are worth a lot more at like 400m vs 100m or something for the staff

its an iron chart sis why would the value matter

>>534261105
hi you look cute today i hope you get the boots soon

>>534260764
This chart is by far the worst one I’ve seen. The giga sweats that collaborated to make this trash haven’t seen grass in two decades and probably paid for a catheter because walking to the bathroom is xp loss. Gamers will optimize the fun out of anything.
“Suffer through this horribly unfun by hyper optimized chart for a few months then you can finally play the game!”
Chart should be renamed “Ironman Burnout Speedrun Chart Any %”

do I buy a bond for 9 bucks or just tough it out and make money ingame somehow

why are you asking me i didnt make the chart

>>534261232
based

The chart says i'm supposed to get blood bark armor and upgrade some stuff in my house.
I don't think I will.

midzy still doesnt have a delve kc i thought she was supposed to be the elite osg gamer representative

i cant fill in the ladlor chart because i dont know what the things are called just by looking at them so im not sure if i have that first pair of boots yet or not

a girls actual kc doesnt matter what matters is if she could get kc if she wanted to but just doesnt want to and she can

>>534261490
you can hover over icons to see the names

>>534261105
err ive only done 1200 mediums so im no expert but if your really in it for the long haul then i think its a waste of time to make the tabs and most of the jewelry but im just a girl with 115/115 so what do i know i will say that the hunter kit is really good for catch open eclectics you never have to bank

d3k slays 3 dks (try to say it fast)

im dryer than eel girls cunt

I really hate the quest but I might go ahead and do lunar diplomacy since I randomly got 61 crafting making some gold bracelets to alch

erm what the spruce

i like quests generally but lunar diplomacy is a real stinker

how am i doing on my ge-locked mainman bros

why would you make gold bracelets thats really bad

>>534261940
KYS freak why do you frantically need to insert yourself into discussions that have nothing to do with you

i really didn't feel like going back to the pyramid

sorry I was just trying to fit in

>>534262002
you sound like a healthy minded person

thanks for your input but i play like an iron except for when i need something so i just bought the tabs and jewelry and eclectics on the ge >>534261636

>>534262094
thanks

um thats not like an iron actually because its about 5 times faster

*PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP*

is it playing like an iron when you rwt max gear

this is my hcim that ive logged in once in the last 3 years to flex my 0 death cg at johnbad when he was being annoying
its more impressive because ive never died on the account and cant trade

>>534262256
you are retarded

sigh if only everyone could have integrity like me

i died multiple times to nettles because a uim is the highest flex you can have

if you guys dont stop being mean to each other im going to cry

>>534262384
>learning = being annoying
flexing on a new player what a classy move

sorry but infernal capes acquired with reegwah do not count

no im pretty sure it was after your most recent cg kc glad you are a fucking retard with short term memory loss kys

>>534262651
youre kinda despised by the majority of people here in cast you havent realized

Is mage training arena worth doing on non-ironmen?
I'm still in the early-mid game and want to get magic up for desert treasure without breaking my bank (only have like 3 mil)

actually hes very popular outside of the d3-mike-eel cabal

>>534262780
it is cost effective mage xp nowadays. still horribly unfun
and you need b2p anyway

>>534262729
my most recent cg kc, so like last week?

ok i wasnt sure i was going to say this but uim isnt the highest flex at least not a p2p uim because you have unlimited bank slots in the middle of priff even more than a babymoder and they repeatedly add best in slot armors to the house storage its a shell of what it used to be
but a f2p uim skiller on the other hand absolutely

i get my oak planks from calvarion

meth is overrated desu modafinil is way better for runey

okay my chart #mychart #chart >>534261560 thank you

>>534262971
he was in the right there

are you really seriously not gonna follow the chart you should have gotten 98 agility before getting mixed hide can you please consult the chart going further

basically i march to the beat of my own chart

me personally i make my own fun and say h*ck the rules

>>534262854
youre so narcissitic my god

ladlor girls dont fully upgrade they treads

>>534262845
Yeah I've heard it hasn't aged well.
Why is bones to peaches necessary?
Diary?

>>534263208
lol

yes you need b2p for diary

b2p d3k whats next c4h

d3k doesnt even know i exist...

is it ok if i call them treats or is that hideous

>>534263198
lol

maybe if you posted an image or a video of your cock word would get out to her

i need a box on the ground to indicate where my character is

farming cape secateurs attas plant ultracompost improved yield patches only and the result is sub-10 average herbs per patch this is the worst day of my life all of my huasca is wasted

>>534263556
since the game doesnt display this information except via a lagged character model which doesnt accurately represent my current location, then sure i guess you could say that

#mycrap from 526 master rumour sacks there was 2 dupe quetzins inside of them as well

is firemaking useful for anything

wow can i have one >>534263902

making fires

yeah making fires

>>534263556
yes, and I also need giant boxes on the ground to tell me where the giant dragons are too.

i always assume everyone is talking to me because my mom told me the world is my playground

just cured cancer

the world is my clam

just had a message passed on to me

im gonna cut until im 110 lbs and then start working my glutes and thighs

>>534263015
>>534263196
why 98 agil

you have to train strength while you use the locator orb or your toons legs will atrophy

when is mod north going to personally rope every tranny that ever downloaded runescape?

i know but i cant lower my combat level and gain strength levels at the same time

>>534263902
gzzzzzzzzzz whats your next goal

@runeliteadam fix this step its now 5 not 4

i wish d3k was my okaasan

do you think the toons back ever hurts when you make her carry 100kg of gear and smelly old fish around for hours

>>534264954
in the immediate term im gonna use my boneshard stack and then work on 82 con and 83 herb for poh stuff and then pp for sceptres

im doing a panty raid if anyones keen

>>534264013
Pets are untradeable.

osg discord'?

my toons back hurts on account of her huge boobs

how do i aquire this type of autism

>>534264267
because your not supposed to have fun see >>534261232

runescape but its a nuzlocke

my lifes goal is to be respected by john enough to get into the dadcord

unfortunately i will never get ring of endurance on my iron because i am too retarded to do sep

you could do it if you set your mind to it

how come jaytroonie didn't get his bowfa

>>534263902
ummmm your blueprints???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
hellooooo?????
they are 1/50 you fucking liar what are you hiding

>>534265745
your no fun
>>534265865
your not invited to seppy sundays

ive set my mind to it previously and couldnt make it through floor 4 iirc but maybe if you held my hand when i tried again maybe tht would help lmk

i just make my own goals the game is more fun when you dont attempt to min max 50+ hour grinds

i casted high alchemy on them i got 10 enhanced and 5 perfected >>534265951

where are we going to watch our chunk slop once youtube starts requiring id to use

>>534265989
no please i can do the first few floors take it back take it back take it back

>>534266092
i heard they are going to profile your activity and only ask for id if you use the website like a child so i will be okay will you?

I'm actually min maxing a 325 hour grind rn

if we were holding hands i would get distracted and eat every single trap but i would still do that if you wanted lmk >>534266005

sometimes i watch spongebob videos do you think they'll ask for my ID?

is the jamal needed to pk?

>>534265485
just buy it? cheaper than max gear

idk if watching rs videos will make the ai think im a child or not so idk

>>534266231
yes please ill hyu (hit u up) okay

>>534266242
yes youre cooked kid

>>534266264
on an iron

skibidi toilet locked uim

can any chunkers recommend me some based chunk slop to watch on yt on seriously considering dropping a bond and ripping some fat chunks

stop typing chunks stop it stop it

i only watch limpwurt

need a chunky bitch

meet swampletics

imagine dating a chunker and he couldnt take you on dates more than 30 tiles from his house id be so mortified

mortyfied

chunky chunky chunky chunk chunk chunk how much chunk could a chunk roll chunks if a chunk roll could roll chunks

i cant imagine it ive never been on a date

do we have motherload mine in f2p?

just bought a year of jarvis for $6 thank you india thank you terror thank you disillusionment as a great writer once said

>>534266582
lol

sitting in the next chunk doing the come hither look as he tries to cut down the oak tree in his front yard with a hacksaw

bloody benchod bastards

sorry guys im busy masturbating with my beautiful type b girlfriend

i wish they'd release project zanaris so i could start my no teleporting server

oak trees are easy i can cut one down in 20 seconds

would the no teleporting server also have sailing

no we love the bloody benchod bastards i just redeemed $200 annual subscription and it only cost me $6 thats a steal do redeem

can someone please tell me everything is going to be fine

yes and it would make sailing useful for getting around quickly

>>534267172
everything is going to be fine its going to work out

>>534267257
lying bitch

what the spruce

dont speak to her like that you psycho

>>534262897
>go kill calvarion a handful of times
>just start to get comfortable with it
>getting low on food
>guy shows up and kills me
yeah, great

well its true

no one is ever going to want to be nice to you if youre so cruel to them in response

lets all go play nagasaki

maybe im cruel because no ones nice to me ever thought of that

well someone just tried to be nice to you and you ruined it we all saw

no teleporting server barrows:
>damn morytania is a scary place. Maybe I should bring my snelm and druids pouch on my next trip.
>I think I will do some fishing in burgh de rott to recover my supplies
regular barrows:
>house tablet ornate pool
>barrows tablet

>>534267418
i could have made another few thousand planks in that time i spent doing that for no reason

Reminder to join "osg" cc on runescape to chat with friends and good people! Applications open on world 327 right now

she said it in a mocking way im not an idiot

mortytania barrows run be like in and out 20 minute adventure

we dont have world 327 in f2p

>train combats in nmz wiht bis gear getting the highest possible exp / hour
>get 0 ehp
>fish lobsters even there's better exp things like tempoross or 3 tick salmon fishing
>get tons of ehp

yeah

im going to start barrows soon but the con req for barrows tablets is quite high so i was goign to make a barrows portal in my poh personally

should be training combat with slayer nimrod

>get zero slayer xp
>why am i not getting ehp ????

you girls are really pissing me off tonight

need my nimrod slain rn fr

i wish i had a nice runeyfriend who wanted to watch true crime with me

>be a normal person
>dont give a shit about playing effectively
>do whatever i want
>have a good time
11/10 would play again

20 minutes to burgh de rott wtf kind of weed you smokin

>>534267730
why would you use barrows tablets if youre going to your poh tho

i care about playing somewhat efficiently because i have goals that i want to reach in a somewhat timely manner. thats why i avoid doing retarded shit like making planks on a bondie

smokin on that shit that made burgh rott

>>534268218
id never make planks if they didnt add that new sawmill. have you tried it? it's so fast

>>534268103
based

im casting plank make i only need 15000 more mahogany logs to have 99 construction banked

Is you're house even pimped tf out?

smokin on your top five tonight

why the flip chaos fanatic so tanky

i enjoy the runecraft skill there i said it

>>534268607
thats genuine transsexual activities
go craft astrals

>>534262971
i think its guaranteed that john dad is a virgin

double astrals are kino

think i'm going to kill myself after I get my quest cape

>>534268732
i wish

he has a kid stupid

>>534265017
cmon thats gotta be shenny right

do we actually know that what if hes making it up

yes because he recorded the kid in a vocaroo for shenkansen to hear

i think its more of a wifes son kinda situation

idgi are you saying they had a divorce

he kidnapped that kid and raped it and only got probation because he was put in front of a liberal judge
this also confirms he is not a virgin

its not his wife its his girlfriend he doesnt like her enough to marry her

STOP TALKING ABOUT JHND TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD!!

i talked o john dad once
he was a nice fella

>>534265485
is that a billion flax?

so many schizos in osg during american gaming time, this general will heal in 5 - 7 hours

im normal

@2slime

the kbd entrance was meant to be in the center of the lava maze

>>534269408
yep sure is

its not my bedtime for like another 8 hours

>>534269469
you should see the overwatch general

i cant get past delve 6

>>534267730
this just sounds like leagues 6

umm

i have cobwebs

can you change that cape to something more sexy please

>>534269617
show setup

is he gonna be here forever

you cant just ask a girl to show you her setup wtf

he will have to get a job to provide for his bastard child eventually

i just discovered giants foundry and im addicted

thats so me but with gem crab the crab thats gems

>>534270059
how does that make sense if hes my child he isnt a bastard? retard

just say you dont know what bastard means and go

do u think they will fix the kbd smuggle soon

did you get a paternity test

>>534270460
its implied illegitimacy meaning he was born outside the confines of my relation to his mother. ive only been with her for the last decade there is zero illegitimacy

what happened to the new prayer book

the child was born out of wedlock it is a bastard in the eyes of the lord sorry try getting married next time

im hyped for the lake and muts gm hcgim personally

>>534270816
k as long as we are on the same page then

freak off with d3k and john

yes the page of the dictionary where 'bastard' is located

>>534270987
im sure you are super invested in bronze age mythology and morality

i wonder if merry poo is a biofem has xhe ever given a man an erection