/kcdg/ - Kingdom Come: Deliverance General - /vg/ (#534233302)

Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:24:54 AM No.534233302
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Best Swordsman Edition

Latest Update
https://kingdomcomerpg.com/en/news/hotfix-1-3-2

>Brushes With Death DLC Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH9pzsEsC4k [Embed]

>DLC Roadmap
Legacy of the Forge: August - September 2025
Mysteria Ecclesiae: October - December 2025

Previous thread: >>531721934
Replies: >>534396985 >>534517430
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:32:37 AM No.534234067
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first for true love
Replies: >>534284653 >>534299649
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:38:23 AM No.534234705
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Replies: >>534235907
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:43:05 AM No.534235190
Dead general. Only Forge DLC can save us.
Replies: >>534240757
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:50:00 AM No.534235907
>>534234705
hans pov
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:21:29 AM No.534239167
Congrats on new thread
Replies: >>534240842
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:22:50 AM No.534239324
for me it's the poleaxe
Replies: >>534243843
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:37:33 AM No.534240757
>>534235190
If Ace Combat can have a general so can we.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:38:28 AM No.534240842
>>534239167
Thank you.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:54:11 AM No.534242381
>>534215337
>>534221212
I wonder what Tom's going to pick romance-wise in his playthrough. I know he's expressed interest in staying loyal to Theresa and he picks the options to mention her when he sees them, but he's been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams. Wonder if he's just giving the fujos fan service or if he's actually interested. Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
Replies: >>534242724 >>534243707 >>534246081 >>534248328
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:58:10 AM No.534242724
>>534242381
>been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams.
I sadly haven't tuned into his streams lately. What has he done in particular?
>Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
Agreed but I wouldn't be suprised if some went berserk.
Replies: >>534243707 >>534244701
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:09:05 AM No.534243707
>>534242381
>>534242724
I just watched the one where he got the opportunity to pay back Bozhena and it was hysterical how reluctant he was to give her the 150 groschen despite having like 600.
Replies: >>534245760 >>534249094 >>534349291
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:10:35 AM No.534243843
>>534239324
90% of my poleaxe usage has been in the one quest where you're forced to use it against that knight in Sigismund's camp.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:19:04 AM No.534244701
>>534242724
I might've missed some things but off the top of my head
>Hans says "I'll scratch your back later" during Troskowitz tavern conversation, Tom immediately asks "oh is this the start of the Hans romance"
>while trying to praise Mutt someone in chat says "praise Hans" to which Tom then praises Hans like a dog "you're my Hans, you're my lord, my lordy"
>random NPC said the phrase "my hands" about something and Tom unprompted went "for a second I thought he said Hans which is good because Hans is mine, my Hans" laughs then becomes serious "my Hans"
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:29:45 AM No.534245760
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>>534243707
to be fair I do the same thing
>19k groschen to my name
>need armor repair kits or smithing materials
>cheap and affordable
>still wait until nighttime to steal everything instead for no reason
Replies: >>534257049
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:33:28 AM No.534246081
>>534242381
inb4 tom ends like the vtuber who restarted her entire playthrough at raborsch to romance hans
Replies: >>534248480
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:59:10 AM No.534248328
>>534242381
Picking theresa doesnt diminish your chance with hans though... i also dont think he really cares about making a perfect option that rings true with what he wants... all these actors on twitch goal is making extra $$$
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:00:51 AM No.534248480
>>534246081
I kinda get it lol.thats where he truly shows his true colors... early game hans lacks mainstream romance appeal
Replies: >>534253874
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:07:57 AM No.534249094
>>534243707
You dont have to pay any groschen to her if she just hangs herself
Replies: >>534250918
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:28:39 AM No.534250918
>>534249094
>she just hangs herself
The best ending for her, really.
Replies: >>534265642
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:01:37 AM No.534253874
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>>534248480
I disagree, this scene did a good job at making people love Hans
Replies: >>534276404
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:34:35 AM No.534257049
>>534245760
bruh
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:13:52 AM No.534261103
When can I compete in tournaments in KCD2?
Replies: >>534263496 >>534263601
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:40:30 AM No.534263496
>>534261103
When you get to Kuttenberg in the main questline and trigger the quest. It's one of my absolute favorite side quests too, for what it's worth.
Replies: >>534268231
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:41:44 AM No.534263601
>>534261103
A few days after you complete Menhard's side quest in Kuttenberg, the area is across from the barber area of Adam's bathhouse
Replies: >>534268231
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:03:05 AM No.534265642
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>>534250918
walking in to find bozhena hanging there was 100 times more fucked up than this
Replies: >>534276425 >>534281927
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:32:52 AM No.534268231
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>>534263496
>>534263601
Thanks
Replies: >>534282667
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:30:47 AM No.534276404
>>534253874
Hell, I was sold on him after the prologue. I don’t see any other love interests talking Henry through his delirium-induced PTSD and then nearly dying just for a chance to save his half-dead arse.
Shame WH didn’t keep the Five Deaths of Henry idea, where you’d die in the prologue every time you gave in to the PTSD and failed to follow Hans’s voice.
Replies: >>534312573
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:31:15 AM No.534276425
>>534265642
Is this when you snitch on him to bergow?
Replies: >>534316667
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:36:27 AM No.534276751
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The official account was in a protective mood yesterday.
Replies: >>534278074
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:57:36 AM No.534278074
>>534276751
I wonder what Hans might be witnessing that could warrant such irritation?
Replies: >>534282664
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:01:14 AM No.534281927
>>534265642
They deserved it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:13:01 AM No.534282664
Hans trauma
Hans trauma
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>>534278074
They object to all the suffering he’s exposed to. The commenters called them out, though.
Replies: >>534783456
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:13:03 AM No.534282667
>>534268231
Kuttenberg tourney is so fucking fun. I feel bad for anyone that doesn't get to experience it organically.
Replies: >>534287875
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:43:37 AM No.534284653
>>534234067
FPBP
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:41:41 AM No.534287875
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>>534282667
The tournament was hype as fuck, even though I played it back when it was still bugged. Had to restart it once because it wouldn't progress.

Speaking of which, I finally found the alt cutscene where Henry gets flirted with on two fronts.
Replies: >>534288903
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:50:38 AM No.534288354
>>534221212
I remember when the first KCD2 impressions were coming in and people were describing various romanceable characters as pump and dump, only to then play it themselves and realize that Henry is the one getting pumped and dumped. At least the poor guy is no longer getting raped like in KCD1.
Replies: >>534289024 >>534290629
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:00:08 PM No.534288903
tourney
tourney
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>>534287875
Tourney side quest is easily one of the best in the game. Also, Henry catching the damsel's kiss she blows him is so fucking cute and I say this as a straightfag Theresafag.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:01:58 PM No.534289024
>>534288354
He can still get raped twice in KCD2
Whoever's fetish that was is still around
Replies: >>534290629 >>534293453
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:27:38 PM No.534290629
>>534288354
>>534289024
Feminism really changed how those scenes are viewed, only thing that i thought count as rape for men is doubravka
Replies: >>534292769 >>534294872
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:02:31 PM No.534292769
>>534290629
Feminism says it's ok to rape men
Replies: >>534293453
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:12:38 PM No.534293453
>>534292769
It really doesn't, anon.

>>534289024
I know there's Doubravka, but who's the second one?
Replies: >>534294565
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:28:37 PM No.534294565
>>534293453
The camp whore at nebakov rapes Henry if he's too retarded to know what she's talking about
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:33:06 PM No.534294872
>>534290629
The witches quest is definitely rape: Henry gets roofied, groped, and he's terrified out of his wits and unable to resist. The whore during the drinking with Godwin quest is borderline: Henry is shown dazed and checked out during sex, but it's not explicitly against his will.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:29:19 PM No.534298997
>KCD lead designer Prokop Jirsa has said he likes browsing and looking at all the fanart
Imagine all those folders full of hansry Warhorse has at this point.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:38:03 PM No.534299649
>>534234067
thats gay but at least they arent faggots. what a great homoerotic story where you save black people and jews.
Replies: >>534304183
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:39:17 PM No.534299742
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Replies: >>534299821
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:40:17 PM No.534299821
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>>534299742
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:46:37 PM No.534300330
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:33:53 PM No.534304183
>>534299649
>black people
There's only one
You would know this if you played games instead of complaining about them
Replies: >>534311883
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:32:25 PM No.534309228
>we have /v/edditors bumping these threads again
we are so back
Replies: >>534323338
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:34:48 PM No.534309461
I kinda want e33 to win just to see the fujos having a meltdown. This level of glazing just bc of yaoi and luke is crazy
Replies: >>534314095
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:59:27 PM No.534311883
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>>534304183
>only one
too many
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:06:35 PM No.534312573
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>>534276404
Hans being near tears while dragging Henry half dead through the woods established him as a top tier waifu
Replies: >>534335014
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:23:46 PM No.534314095
>>534309461
Everybody and their dog knows E33 is the leading candidate for GOTY. You also seriously underestimate how much women love JRPGs.
Replies: >>534325276 >>534370038
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:52:02 PM No.534316667
>>534276425
no, you snitch to bailiff thrush and he goes with you and a few guards to hang everybody for treason
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:41 PM No.534323338
>>534309228
I wonder why that is?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:13:46 PM No.534325276
>>534314095
It's fr*nch.
Replies: >>534330353 >>534352392
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:00:09 PM No.534330353
>>534325276
Yeah but it clearly draws from old school Final Fantasy.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:42:32 PM No.534335014
>>534312573
If Hans were a girl, /v/ would be all over him, declaring that gaming is healing and how can real femoids ever compete.
>blond, blue-eyed, with long legs the camera likes to show
>completely loyal and devoted, would even let Henry be a happy NEET if he wanted to
>loves and supports all Henrys, constantly gives gifts, ready to fuck anytime
Replies: >>534340107 >>534357220
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:24:11 PM No.534340107
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>>534335014
gaming IS healing
Replies: >>534361270
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:42:21 PM No.534349291
>>534243707
Hey, 150 groshen is a lot of money early on. I went back to pay her when I had a few thousands.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:11:45 PM No.534352392
>>534325276
It's basically Dragon Quest but you play as not-Robert Pattinson
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:57:26 PM No.534357220
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>>534335014
This is why husbandos are superior.
Replies: >>534381191
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:33:30 AM No.534361270
>>534340107
does luke have an ass like this too or did warhorse just give hans a fat ass for no reason?
Replies: >>534362927
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:48:27 AM No.534362927
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>>534361270
Luke has a pretty nice ass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:58:43 AM No.534370038
>>534314095
women arent real, conspiracy nut
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:21:00 AM No.534372249
Wait how big is the age difference between Henry and Katherine? In the ending i got Henry says she could be his mother to radzig. Overall how old is henry even supposed to be
Replies: >>534372432 >>534376000 >>534385130
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:23:02 AM No.534372432
>>534372249
30 years
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:00:09 AM No.534376000
>>534372249
Tobi said Henry is 20, so Katherine could anywhere from mid 30's to 40 or older.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:54:53 AM No.534381191
>>534357220
based
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:38:32 AM No.534385130
>>534372249
Henry is hagmaxxing
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:54:31 AM No.534391871
fat and pregnant bump for the evening
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:30:53 AM No.534395070
BRUH
BRUH
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Did anyone else assume they had to make 4 horseshoes the first time they started smithing? It honestly kind of surprised me that you didn't have to. That was a generous decision on warhorse's part.
Replies: >>534395976 >>534413776
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:30:55 AM No.534395073
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:47 AM No.534395976
>>534395070
I didn’t until that retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina over explained it and gaslit me
Replies: >>534396321
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:21 AM No.534396023
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I love how Tom irl comes across as this humble, working class actor and Luke is literally a theater kid stereotype constantly singing on stream etc. lmao. Their casting makes a lot of sense in that regard.
Replies: >>534410984
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:45:52 AM No.534396321
>>534395976
>retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina
Maybe it's having to deal with that Chamberlain every day but everyone in Trosky castle is a fucking asshole holy shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:28 AM No.534396985
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>>534233302 (OP)
KCD1 Henry face fans, take a look at this.
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/2310
Replies: >>534397406 >>534426348
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:32 AM No.534397406
>>534396985
How does it look in motion? I might be on board if it looks seamless in dialogue.
Replies: >>534399367 >>534426348
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:24 AM No.534399197
I've beaten this game 4 times and I just realized I've never killed someone with an axe.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:30 AM No.534399367
>>534397406
I don't know, haven't installed it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:34:13 AM No.534404610
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Replies: >>534740865
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:43:48 AM No.534405320
Screenshot (159)
Screenshot (159)
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Of all the horrible, retarded takes on this game, I think the idea that Erik and Toth aren't lovers might be the stupidest.
Replies: >>534407405 >>534410153 >>534415698
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:15:32 AM No.534407405
>>534405320
My dad and I did this all the time.
Replies: >>534408161
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:36 AM No.534407484
Arnold
Arnold
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I love this scene. Henry just strutting in looking like the fucking Terminator.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:26:59 AM No.534408161
>>534407405
What, had sex after he killed your real parents? (Jokes aside I don't mean to actually besmirch your real father. I hope you have a healthy, loving relationship. :) )
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:56:38 AM No.534410153
>>534405320
>everybody in KCD1: Wait, that relationship looks suspicious, and why the hell isn't Erik addressing his lord by his title?
>Henry in both games: I know you two are fucking!
>Istvan and Erik: Yeah, pretty much.
>meanwhile, the fans: What a nice father-son relationship, I don't see why you guys have to make it weird.
I'm just glad the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2.
Replies: >>534412849
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:37 AM No.534410984
>>534396023
I think it's the other way around - the casting has shaped the characters. Pre-Tom Henry looked more edgy and "Luke is just playing himself", as Tobi put it.
Replies: >>534412849
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:01 AM No.534412849
>>534410153
>the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2
The fact it still exists at all is so baffling to me. It's so integral to their arcs. I'm saying this as a straightfag with an admittedly deficient gaydar.
>>534410984
That's a great point. They both clearly adore the characters and have heavily leaned into them.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:13 AM No.534413776
>>534395070
I wish we had to
Replies: >>534414326
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:59 AM No.534413965
Jobby
Jobby
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Best actor, best character. I'll die on this hill. I take my outing as the threadly Jobst autist as a badge of honor.
Replies: >>534417546
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:21 AM No.534414326
>>534413776
Right? I'm so geeked for the forge DLC. It's such a fun mechanic that makes perfect sense in the canon. I hope it adds a new, even higher tier of items. I want to be able to make God tier swords that I have to literally be pixel perfect at hammering. Armor smithing would be dope as fuck too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:15:05 AM No.534415545
gaynigga
gaynigga
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was this nigga gay?
Replies: >>534415698 >>534416225 >>534423316
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:59 AM No.534415698
>>534405320
oh lol i came to this thread to ask that question
>>534415545


some people didnt think so?
Replies: >>534416914
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:10 AM No.534416123
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:24:20 AM No.534416225
>>534415545
>fucking Istvan for years
>loses his mind on screen after learning about his death
>wants to murder Hans to hurt Henry the same way Henry has hurt him
I dunno, you tell me.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:56 AM No.534416914
>>534415698
>some people didnt think so?
Yes. Some incredibly delusional, genuinely homophobic people. I say this, again, as a straight man. It's so insane that there are people that still deny this. This is also the reason I laugh at the narrative the game somehow panders to the LGBT crowd, because of a completely optional fag romance. The two most vile, evil antagonists are literally a gay couple. If it weren't for Hansry and one black dude the game would probably be criticized for its "representation" of gays.
Replies: >>534417716
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:58 AM No.534417546
>>534413965
I support you jobst poster
Replies: >>534418957
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:09 AM No.534417716
>>534416914
Actually, I'd say Erik was a pretty normal dude by the medieval warrior standards before Istvan died. He's nice and courteous when we meet him as Godwin and even in KCD1 other people describe him decently. He's definitely no worse than a bunch of other nobles and soldiers we meet. He only loses his shit after Henry makes him a widower.
Replies: >>534417979 >>534423516
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:53 AM No.534417979
>>534417716
Fair enough. Toth groomed Erik pretty well.
Replies: >>534423516
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:03:44 PM No.534418957
GOAT
GOAT
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>>534417546
Thanks bro. Jobst posting is no small part of the thread's continued success.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:08:37 PM No.534423316
>>534415545
Yeah
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:11:38 PM No.534423516
>>534417979
>>534417716
You could argue that even Istvan isn’t the worst person we meet. Compare the suffering he causes to Sigismund or Bergow, and it’s just no contest. Von Bergow in particular is absolutely vile as person too, as is his son.
Replies: >>534444793
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:51:31 PM No.534426348
>>534396985
>>534397406
I installed it briefly and unfortunately the eyes and eyelashes look pretty bad during cutscenes and dialogue
Replies: >>534436474
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:57:28 PM No.534436474
>>534426348
Show us?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:21:44 PM No.534444793
>>534423516
>Sigismund
Reminds me that I saw a post about how Henry and Hans wouldn't be on opposite sides during the Hussite wars because "Henry doesn't seem to hate Sigismund that much." My nigga Sigismund ordered Skalitz to be burned and Henry literally saw him say "lol just torch the Jewish Quarter and kill everyone at Raborsch" during the council meeting.
Replies: >>534451283
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:53:38 PM No.534448363
Bump
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:30 PM No.534451234
Gtu9_e_W4AAcTxB
Gtu9_e_W4AAcTxB
md5: 8ec7f9bb54a08e8ae7edf4921d15b519🔍
Since Luke is now at the point of no return at the Italian Job, just giving a heads up that he's live for those interested. Hansry time either this stream or the next probably. https://www.twitch.tv/lukedalelive
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:56 PM No.534451283
>>534444793
On the one hand, yeah, on the other hand, Henry is a non-fanatic Czech peasant. As bad as Sigismund is, allowing him to take the throne through legitimate succession (as will be the case in 1419) would prevent hundreds other Skalitzes. Because in 1403 he’s an invader and a usurper, but in 1419 he will be the rightful king and the protector of status quo, which means peace.
It will be an interesting situation for Henry for sure.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:29 PM No.534458458
>hans shows up
>luke pauses game
>"we need to lock in with our cock in"
holy shit lmao
Replies: >>534466870 >>534475589
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:29:02 PM No.534466870
>>534458458
I like how he was scared of all the Latin and also utterly bored of the church disputes.
Replies: >>534468882 >>534516542
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM No.534468882
>>534466870
no Hans on screen = bored
Replies: >>534473942
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:28:14 PM No.534473942
>>534468882
And then he stole everything not nailed down in the Italian Court and made himself stressed as fuck when he realised he’s so over encumbered he can barely walk.
>I need money for Hans!
Replies: >>534475846
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:29 PM No.534475589
>>534458458
I wonder how he'll try to keep his 15 seconds of fame going after he finishes the game.
Replies: >>534476218 >>534495445
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:43:26 PM No.534475846
>>534473942
KEK yeah, shame we didn't get to the Hans romance dialogue on the ramparts but can't blame him. The last 40 minutes was purely chat overwhelming him with backseating. Can't deny that Tom and Luke DO need some backseating to a degree though since neither of them pay attention 80% of the time.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:42 PM No.534476218
>>534475589
he still averages 1k viewers when he's streaming non kcd stuff so I think he's fine, plus some oil baron fujo gave a huge donation today
Replies: >>534485772
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:08 PM No.534480410
IMG_2898
IMG_2898
md5: 0d150d6ae4ae7d167757696b435b1521🔍
Cute femHans
Replies: >>534493281
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:26 PM No.534485772
>>534476218
Rookie numbers.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:40 AM No.534493281
>>534480410
Her head is ridiculously tiny.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:56 AM No.534495445
>>534475589
He'll play hardcore with mods trust
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:03:14 AM No.534509046
GttNBDkagAEsRMi
GttNBDkagAEsRMi
md5: fd75984ee525aebc8ef869a1f5c329b9🔍
Replies: >>534513223
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:53:46 AM No.534513223
>>534509046
I don't remember these characters in my game.
Replies: >>534515240
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:22 AM No.534515240
>>534513223
That's just Hans (childhood friend), Hans (widowed milf), and Hans (female)
Replies: >>534519416
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:34:31 AM No.534516542
>>534466870
for me it's that he's STILL seething about rosa rejecting henry
Replies: >>534528061 >>534551349
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:46:14 AM No.534517430
hansry
hansry
md5: fd79e5a2042dedabe92fd29d26af2641🔍
>>534233302 (OP)
Just finished this game. Anyone else feel like the writing and quest design was worse than the first one? In broad strokes, the plot itself was pretty cool and the big cinematic events were fun, but most of the side quests, especially in Kuttenberg, were really shit and not very interesting.

There was a lot of handholding during the quests as well that I feel like you wouldn't have gotten in the first one either. Like when you were unraveling the groschen fraud, you didn't have to do any thinking yourself during the investigation, just run to a dude, pass a speech check, and run to another dude. You also can't really fail any quests, you just get a game over and you have to try again.

The trosky region was overall much better, even if the quests weren't difficult, they were at least often funny. And the twist with zizska was really cool. Kuttenberg was mostly a slog outside of the main quests though. And even then,the character building and dialogue outside of established characters was pretty bad. You go through all this trouble of building a gang, but you don't really get to know them. You should have had side quests outside of recruiting them so that you can actually build a rapport with them. As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends. In KCD1, you compete and go hunting with Hans, slowly building a rapport. This is pretty much absent in KCD2 other than Katherine, but even her quests don't involve you doing stuff with her, you just run off with her and then basically dump all the info on her when you get back and she says like one sarcastic line in response.
Having those types of side quests would have been much better than the slop side quests in the Kuttenberg area. As it was it was mostly just fetch quests for unnamed NPCs. The only ones that sticks out in my mind after all those hours is the swordmaster quest.
Replies: >>534527218 >>534530181 >>534531583
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:10:35 AM No.534519416
>>534515240
I'm glad we got so much Hans!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:37:15 AM No.534521773
Isn't this game pretty new? How is this general so dead?
Replies: >>534522578 >>534527218
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:46:43 AM No.534522578
>>534521773
There's only so many ways to say sex with Hans
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:40:02 AM No.534527218
>>534521773
It's a 6 month old single player game, what did you expect? Even E33 general died weeks ago.
>>534517430
I think most can agree that Kuttenberg feels less developed than Trosky. You're right about the Devil's gang being underdeveloped except for Zizka and Kubyenka (but I liked Janosh too).
But I disagree about the side quests, I loved nearly much all of them except for a few. I did a replay of KCD1 last month and I would say the writing and quest design overall was about the same as KCD2. KCD1 main quests and side quests are also very much the same "go to this objective, ask this NPC this, pass this skill check, follow this trail, fight this NPC, do this" as KCD2...
Some quests do have different paths you can do, just like KCD1. For example you can tattle on Miller Kreyzel and get him hanged, save or torch Semine, be an informant for the Kuttenberg bailiff and get the Guild hanged, and so on.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:50:36 AM No.534528061
>>534516542
The pump and dump thing really did a number on him.
Replies: >>534528873 >>534551349
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:01:08 AM No.534528873
>>534528061
I was also a little pissed that her vagoo was closed to me because I gaver her her book a little late. I just wanted to save my bro first how was I supposed to know Sigismund would trigger a time skip?
Replies: >>534608698
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:16:56 AM No.534530181
>>534517430
I’m curious: how long ago did you play KCD1? Because I started replaying it after finishing 2 and the quest design and writing felt like such a downgrade compared to 2 it kind of hurt to see. Everybody has much more character in the second game, down to the most minor NPCs. KCD1 is more videogamey, with the characters delivering clear-cut exposition, explaining how they feel, and everything is rather barebones, with little need to read between the lines for most part. The quests are also simpler and they rarely interact with other quests or events like they do in 2.
>As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends.
Yeah, no. The Devil’s Pack doesn’t even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but it’s pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole. They are comrades in arms and currently share the same interests, but we see what happens when one of them dies. Everyone feels bad a moment because it’s a stark reminder of their own mortality and their likely end, but then they move on and it’s back to the task. Henry is superficially friendly with them because again, comrades in arms and shared interests, but if their paths split tomorrow, the only one Henry would occasionally think about is Zizka, and even that is mostly due to his accomplishments and atypically sincere patriotism.
Replies: >>534542025
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:35:23 AM No.534531583
>>534517430
Too tired to type but i agree with you 100%
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:53:22 AM No.534540887
Matylda
Matylda
md5: db581ff68d4562b016b1ee66e497b77b🔍
The almost unbelievably impotent "ambush" scene is one of the funniest in any game I've played. It's even funnier if you pick the dialogue option where half your guys run away before the fight (although depending on your level that fight becomes pretty damned difficult if you do that).
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:14:12 AM No.534542025
>>534530181
>Yeah, no. The Devil’s Pack doesn’t even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but it’s pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole.
I agree with you and feel like this is a really good point. These guys are the scum of the Earth and Henry recognizes that. Outside of Zizka and Kat, as you said, Henry treats them with anything from indifference to what borders on outright hostility. He literally threatens to beat up Kubyenka within 10 minutes of meeting him. They're his comrades and are a means to an end but they aren't his friends. It would be kind of goofy and cartoonish if the game attempted to make them that. Sure, there's some bonding from shared hardship that goes on but ultimately I liked the way they handled Henry's relationships with the Devil and his band. It's also important thematically because it reinforces one of the core messages of the games: that Henry is forced to question whether his allies are really any better than his foes. Contrast his relationship with any of the Devil's pack with his relationship with Katz for example. He's closer to a true friend of Henry's than anyone outside of Zizka yet you end up betraying him and potentially even killing him. War is a nasty business.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:01:39 AM No.534544863
screenshot_250809_050046
screenshot_250809_050046
md5: acc12319ebc13e3587dbf2294c432d41🔍
I'll literally play anything Warhorse makes as long as they keep the same foliage system. Most realistic, immersive nature in a game ever and I don't think it's close. Even games with comparable foliage always fuck up somehow by overdoing the lighting or something like that. Warhorse's treatment of the environment is an absolute clinic in fucking RESTRAINT and it's so refreshing.
Replies: >>534633086
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:27 PM No.534551349
>>534516542
>>534528061
I remember ranting “I’m not you whore! Don’t just leave the money on the table and ditch me in the morning!” in one of the early streams, and this is pretty much what happened to him with Rosa, who basically uses Henry as a glorified dildo. No wonder he’s mad.
Replies: >>534556397
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:56:27 PM No.534556397
>>534551349
Genuinely hilarious how Luke had a crush on Rosa when he first saw her and now he can’t stop seething every time she’s on screen. When chat told him he could flirt with her in Italian he was like “I’m not fucking doing that, why would I do that?” and then when he saw the “Is there anything else I can do for you?” dialogue option in the Italian Court he just said “Absolutely not, I’m done with her!” and picked (leave) instead kek. I look forward to the seething when Rosa gives him a kiss and waves goodbye at Suchdol.
Replies: >>534558612 >>534572520 >>534575103
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:28:09 PM No.534558612
>>534556397
He's learned how profitable it is to make the fujos happy
Replies: >>534569928
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:34:26 PM No.534559034
Crazy how no other games are like kcd.... i thoight many games were like.kcd but apparentky not
Replies: >>534568242
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:32:42 PM No.534568242
>>534559034
Where would they come from? The average age of gamers is 36 to 40 nowadays, depending on the country, but the execs still think their target audience is teenagers. A slow, sim-heavy historical RPG with no magic and monsters is an impossible pitch unless you can drum up some patriotic fervor to back you up, like KCD can in Czechia.
Replies: >>534632286
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:52:26 PM No.534569928
>>534558612
nigga he's known that since day 1
Replies: >>534612664
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:20:48 PM No.534572520
>>534556397
Bro expected cute courtly love and got a dose of harsh realism and social climbing instead.
Replies: >>534574054
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:37:29 PM No.534574054
>>534572520
>cute courtly love
hans
>harsh realism and social climbing
rosa
>nothing
katherine
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:47:42 PM No.534575103
189520-149
189520-149
md5: 9704172ad02520397d510b73f4ac5d08🔍
>>534556397
SEETHING
Replies: >>534587250 >>534599368 >>534662295 >>534663556
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:50:56 PM No.534587250
>>534575103
Rosa a shit
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:47:26 PM No.534599368
>>534575103
>I’m a man of taste and honor. She had her shot and she fucked it up.
>She just wants me as her plaything. And I don’t forget.
Yep, still seething hard. Also, Isterikfujos on suicide watch.
>I don’t understand why anyone likes Erik. He’s a bully, I don’t get it!
Replies: >>534604957
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:42:43 PM No.534604957
>>534599368
ah that must be why the twitter isterik fujos were starting drama today by calling hansry being boring and basic
Replies: >>534632135 >>534640924 >>534671417 >>534671949
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:18:00 PM No.534608698
>>534528873
bros before hoes
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:53:46 PM No.534612664
>>534569928
Knowing is different than getting thousands of dollars in tips from fujo fans
At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
Replies: >>534615049
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:16:00 AM No.534615049
177870851-a35e6b50de0e14084911fcd98b361eba
177870851-a35e6b50de0e14084911fcd98b361eba
md5: fec76d0d559b9576d884df5bd3a62562🔍
>>534612664
>At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
I sure hope so
Replies: >>534621003
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:09:24 AM No.534621003
>>534615049
nipples
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:01:15 AM No.534632135
>>534604957
Theyre so pathetic wtf
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:02:57 AM No.534632286
>>534568242
I would love more games like KCD its super cozy with enough challenge you can opt in. I hope warhorse stick to what separates them from other devs..... hell ill take no KCD as long as its still slow burn immersive sims
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:11:51 AM No.534633086
>>534544863
KCD2 and RDR2 have the prettiest environments I've ever seen in a game. KCD1 also holds up super well still, the forests and fields are gorgeous.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:36:52 AM No.534640924
>>534604957
Erik and Istvan are so fugly though. I'll never understand why some fujos get obsessed over ugly white men. they're usually dyke feminazis who hate white men too.
Replies: >>534643615 >>534647187
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:07:46 AM No.534643615
>>534640924
Everyone can like whatever they like, but yeah, I don't get it at all. Henry and Hans are plenty attractive, but Istvan and Erik? Oof. I do think their actors are attractive irl, something about the game models are a bit ugly to me.
Moreso I don't understand the obsession they have with Erik being innocent and claiming that "he hasn't done anything actually bad." Meanwhile Erik canonically helped torture Henry, was part of the pond ambush, murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR, wants to murder Hans...
Replies: >>534646393
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:41:51 AM No.534646393
1737953422117398
1737953422117398
md5: 0b6d271f0ec21932be8cdd4ce5ddf001🔍
>>534643615
>Everyone can like whatever they like
WRONG.
>murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR
I'd love to hear the mental gymnastics to defend Erik for this. Or maybe I don't.
Replies: >>534658452
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:51:12 AM No.534647187
>>534640924
Its the power difference and long history
But yeah theyre ugly its hard to care

Also the shippers are influenced by the quirky chungus viral tweets of romaticizing villains so they just wanna be part of movement
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:27:44 AM No.534658452
>>534646393
NTA, but the dog murder happens during his mental breakdown and it’s also symbolism, with Erik essentially killing his better self by spiralling into nihilism and revenge. He’s often associated with dogs (just like Henry), and the artbook says his white armor symbolises his purity and possibility to choose a different, better path than Istvan. Dead white dog = Erik has killed the good in himself by choosing vengeance.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:32:23 AM No.534662295
>>534575103
lol
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:51:55 AM No.534663556
>>534575103
>Is this where I get to reject her?
>(when Rosa says her goodbyes) I don’t care, go away.
Luke becoming the #1 Rosa hater after romancing her is some funny shit.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:00:32 PM No.534671417
>>534604957
What is with them? Can’t we just live and let live?
Replies: >>534671949 >>534677007
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:07:59 PM No.534671949
>>534604957
>>534671417
I heard it was just a joke... ironic laden gen z speaks or something
Replies: >>534675521
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:08:08 PM No.534675521
>>534671949
they only started saying “guys it was just a joke :((((“ after big Hansry accounts began to bring attention to the drama to the point that even Logan tweeted about it
Replies: >>534679917
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:33:13 PM No.534677007
>>534671417
Standard isterikfujo drama + “hating the popular thing makes me more interesting” internet cred farming

Business as usual, basically.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:18:20 PM No.534679917
>>534675521
God theyre so insufferable

I feel like many isterik fujos started as hansry fujos they just dont like hansry is associated with "basic fujos"
Replies: >>534683119
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:06:49 PM No.534683119
>>534679917
It's funny because from what I've seen the Hansry fujos are the ones who like "problematic" kinks and the Isterik fujos are the ones who insist that everything must be pure and wholesome.
Replies: >>534689754
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:32:39 PM No.534689754
>>534683119
I dont know anything about isterik aside from the shippers suck but i'd like to see hans getting raped
Replies: >>534691543 >>534697379
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:53:05 PM No.534691543
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1754027490181054
md5: 4988f53c1b2a82a349cb81b661d6e827🔍
>>534689754
based
Replies: >>534703780
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:55:59 PM No.534697379
>>534689754
>wanting the purest guy in the series to get raped
Why.
Replies: >>534703780
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:00:48 PM No.534703780
images-627
images-627
md5: 2a0c08ebd4d0225c3062ac9e31d3fc5b🔍
>>534691543
Sauce?

>>534697379
Either i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
Replies: >>534710634 >>534769918
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:09:46 PM No.534704705
IMG_1689
IMG_1689
md5: bd2cb07f7ef71a461a5946a2e42564f9🔍
commented on KCD2's success on kiwi farms and got this absolutely retarded response in return
Replies: >>534705873 >>534712760 >>534749165
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:20:55 PM No.534705873
1715042937851141
1715042937851141
md5: e95216e4effe45c4bdc04aa75a62b52a🔍
>>534704705
>KCD2 failed cope again
Right, Vavra will be fired and Warhorse will announce they're closing down any day now. 2 more weeks!
Replies: >>534706742 >>534709348
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:29:13 PM No.534706742
>>534705873
the chinese bots get me. like what the fuck how is that the conclusion you come to... not to mention the game is unironically popular in china. kcd2's booth at that one chinese convention was very popular.
Replies: >>534711465
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:52:30 PM No.534709348
>>534705873
>Warhorse has expanded to 300 devs, planning to work on multiple projects instead of just one, single-handedly lifting their country’s tourist industry, KCD1 remaster is coming, Tobi jokes that after all these years they finally have enough money
>t-he game failed I swear
The level of delusion of these fuckers will never stop to amaze me.
Replies: >>534710183
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:59:33 PM No.534710183
>>534709348
kiwifarmers are even more retarded than 4channers and that is saying something. i'm not gonna reply to this guy.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:03:56 PM No.534710634
>>534703780
don't remember the artist's twitter but here's the full image https://files.catbox.moe/0y0dey.jpg
>i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
BASED BASED BASED
Replies: >>534751231
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:10:59 PM No.534711465
>>534706742
It was awfully nice of those Chinese bots to fund enough money for WH to open a second studio
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:21:41 PM No.534712760
>>534704705
Are these people still angry about Musa existing or canon Hansry?
Replies: >>534717517 >>534719574
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:02:10 PM No.534717517
>>534712760
>Musa
>Jews
>hansry
>muh desecration of Christianity
>muh girlboss women
>Henry not being glazed enough
Pick all six, I imagine.
Replies: >>534725061
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:21:12 PM No.534719574
>>534712760
>supposedly hate niggers and gays
>be obsessed with one nigger and two gays for over 6 months now
sus
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:59:56 PM No.534723805
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md5: 64833584aded154b351104d2845a5171🔍
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:11:16 PM No.534725061
>>534717517
Henry is glazed constantly but it's only by Hans
Replies: >>534727596
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:34:46 PM No.534727596
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GxM04aSa8AAKOpq
md5: e629ad108ef9e0b42447140980d9f779🔍
>>534725061
Glazed his asshole.
Replies: >>534727807
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:36:47 PM No.534727807
>>534727596
They only frotted though.
Replies: >>534728014
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:38:50 PM No.534728014
>>534727807
For now. No shot they're gonna only frot next time they fuck.
Replies: >>534728581
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:44:22 PM No.534728581
>>534728014
Hopefully they have some lambskin and oil. If that's the case.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:42:03 PM No.534734604
How exactly can I look through in game dialogue and dev notes
Replies: >>534752930
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:43:28 AM No.534740865
>>534404610
Why is Henry so bloody?
Replies: >>534753259
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:07:13 AM No.534749165
>>534704705
good grief
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:28:32 AM No.534751231
>>534710634
Holy shit JP artists are based
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:46:39 AM No.534752930
>>534734604
You can just open .pak files with unzip program. Its in the game installation directory. Just find something that vaguely about quests or story
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:50:32 AM No.534753259
>>534740865
It's jam
Replies: >>534756981
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:31:55 AM No.534756981
>>534753259
I don't see what John and Sam have to do with this
Replies: >>534764118
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:30 AM No.534761793
wplace
wplace
md5: 54826649574b1b236b5df6befa347e8b🔍
>visit kuttenberg on wplace
>see this
hehe
Replies: >>534762294 >>534773172
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:29:20 AM No.534762294
>>534761793
kino
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:48:41 AM No.534764118
1754854460767975
1754854460767975
md5: 968c1fcf64db8b12a3ce2f89a3bc4bf8🔍
>>534756981
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:54:57 AM No.534769918
>>534703780
Hans rape is only good when it’s either by Henry or Henry saves him shortly after rape by bandits, cumans, soldiers. It has to have Hansry or it’s garbage.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:35:26 AM No.534773172
Gx71hVKWIAAFnvM
Gx71hVKWIAAFnvM
md5: f46253c1f005c55f9582b90cf8fc56bf🔍
>>534761793
Cute. Czechia better have Hansry all over it.
Replies: >>534816360
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:53 AM No.534783456
>>534282664
kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:37 AM No.534790729
Bumpin
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:33:05 AM No.534792872
Just five more hours till Hansry.
https://www.youtube.com/live/B-7dKYjZbwk?si=Y96y7zd-MD4uimwU
Replies: >>534802147 >>534825159
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:53:12 PM No.534802147
>>534792872
I should call out of work for this and go get snacks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:33:45 PM No.534809837
GvCNWpjaYAABphb
GvCNWpjaYAABphb
md5: f04b90fa2d284f1fc77dbed3cc9f83ba🔍
Replies: >>534871836
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:22 PM No.534816360
Rattay seems like a fun place
Rattay seems like a fun place
md5: 8fa2d4d7838020d6899f95317503b654🔍
>>534773172
The app is currently glitching, but yeah, things are going predictably. Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
Replies: >>534818778 >>534850327
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:08:33 PM No.534818778
>>534816360
holy shit lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:12:16 PM No.534819183
IMG_58021
IMG_58021
md5: 9b1832de6ede1964bd783acfd1841964🔍
unironically how do fujos have so much money
Replies: >>534819551 >>534824238
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:16:27 PM No.534819551
>>534819183
They work part time jobs and live with their parents and spend all their money on him
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:04:49 PM No.534824238
>>534819183
A lot of fandom people are crazy rich
Like how could you care about fandom that much if youre poor
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:13:52 PM No.534825159
>>534792872
5 minutes to frottage
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:25:25 PM No.534826305
1741133875949824_thumb.jpg
1741133875949824_thumb.jpg
md5: efc697b22312451ed550ad16fe841e1f🔍
HANS SEX INCOMING
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:22 PM No.534827635
Hansry sexo!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:47 PM No.534828056
1743203875203821
1743203875203821
md5: 6f297a677e379077ee9b6c626111cceb🔍
>usually for romance and sex scenes there has to be an intimacy coordinator present during filming
>Tom and Luke didn't need one
kino
Replies: >>534828645 >>534830237 >>534888963
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:48:25 PM No.534828645
>>534828056
They have done it before
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:56 PM No.534828802
Gays what other games are similar to these?
Replies: >>534828930 >>534829576 >>534832278
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:51:02 PM No.534828930
>>534828802
Nothing
Closest is probably RDR
Replies: >>534830698 >>534832695
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:43 PM No.534829576
>>534828802
None really come to mind except RDR2. Maybe Oblivion, Skyrim, or Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen if you like fantasy and don't care about immersion. Haven't played Bald Gate 3 yet so I can't speak on that one.
Replies: >>534831941 >>534832695
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:15 PM No.534830237
>>534828056
Warhorse just rawdogged the shooting.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:06:23 PM No.534830698
>>534828930
RDR quest design is fucking archaic compared to KCD. Nothing breaks the immersion better than getting a game over because you’ve left the strictly predetermined route in your “”””open”””” game.
Replies: >>534831779 >>534832695
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:59 PM No.534831779
>>534830698
While people complain about Baldur’s Gate 3 romance options all being bisexual. I still think the writing for each character provides a distinct experience depending on whom you’re interested in. While I’m somewhat biased, I think for me the closest slowburn that provided so much payoff was Gale’s romance. I’m glad that he wasn’t exclusive to female characters. Though for Hansry while it’s two established characters instead of your own getting with a companion. I think with how it’s executed, it’s a step above. I like both subplots in the end. I only hope more devs take notes from these games and are willing to step out of their comfort zone.
Replies: >>534831941
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:29 PM No.534831941
>>534831779
Meant to reply to >>534829576
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:38 PM No.534832278
>>534828802
Not a lot unfortunately. I’d say more often than not same-sex romances often lack when compared to their straight counterparts when offered in games. Particularly when it comes to mainstream AAA titles. There are only a few exceptions in recent memory like Baldur’s Gate 3.
Replies: >>534832695
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:18 PM No.534832695
>>534828930
>probably
Bc you dont play it or is there a catch? I see it mentioned often but not sure whats the difference

>>534829576
I played skyrim and couldnt get far
>bg3
Its a different game and the appeal is more about the larian-ness

>>534830698
What the fuck? So you cant fail a quest?

>>534832278
I dont mind no romance, more about the open world and the life inside it
Replies: >>534833343 >>534833728
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:30:15 PM No.534833343
>>534832695
> more about the open world and the life inside it
I’d also say there’s nothing quite like KCD. With the way it approaches a grounded open world. Being kind of a life simulator set in that period of time. I’m surprised no other developers have tried something similar. Then again I suppose it’s too niche in the eyes of executives. And it was a challenge for Warhorse in terms of development.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:41 PM No.534833728
>>534832695
RDR2 has great character, beautiful environment, story is good for the most part but does have weak spots. There's no romances besides Arthur's ex I think, which is admittedly boring and doesn't have a lot of chemistry. Been awhile so I don't remember 100%.
It's a western though, so can't really compare to KCD's medieval setting. 95% of quests only have one linear way to complete them, as opposed to KCD quests usually have multiple different solutions or just letting you fail quests. Usually failing something in RDR2 results in a game over. But again, I haven't played it in 5 years or something.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:21 PM No.534836278
>Luke gleefully embraced revenge and looting
Bro is gonna miss the pregnant Hans ending.
Replies: >>534837446
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:52 PM No.534837446
>>534836278
>tortured prisoner to death
>attacked Semine but saved them at the last minute
>dishonorably killed Toth
>agreed with burning Maleshov
>dishonorably killed Markvart
Yeah I think the pregnant Hans ending isn't happening. Chat will probably backseat him into saving Sam though so maybe he'll get neutral end.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:17 PM No.534840169
Any worthwhile rumors recently?
Replies: >>534841424 >>534841624 >>534844687 >>534844873
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:14 PM No.534841424
>>534840169
I've heard nothing from the grapevine personally. Hopefully Legacy of the Forge will drop sooner than later this fall.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:02 PM No.534841624
>>534840169
Not really, Forge dlc is going to be shown at gamescom in about a week and will release shortly after. Some stuff about the 3rd dlc was datamined. Hanush VA accidentally let it slip that he's going to be in a dlc. Nothing new besides that.
Replies: >>534873691
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:47 PM No.534842039
media_GyFStfoWYAAi4dY
media_GyFStfoWYAAi4dY
md5: c064f4f548ceb6065d604301aef924f9🔍
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:08 PM No.534844687
>>534840169
KCD1 remaster (?) is coming soon, but that’s not a rumor. The game is already listed in Sony’s PSN database.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:16:38 PM No.534844873
>>534840169
Wasn't Henry supposed to appear in Fortnite according to some sort of datamine?
Replies: >>534846756
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:32:34 PM No.534846756
>>534844873
Henry and Hans both. The leak also included Death Stranding 2 characters, Agent 47, new Mortal Kombat characters and some other stuff, none of which has materialised yet. Warhorse wouldn’t be working on this either way.
Replies: >>534848548
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:47:37 PM No.534848548
>>534846756
Wasn't aware of that. I wondered if that was a hoax at first.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:04:17 PM No.534850327
20250310200407_1
20250310200407_1
md5: 6605d571f33f92a87bdd8b26e429b3d2🔍
>>534816360
>Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
And troons. Those people seriously need to increase that 41% too 100%.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:09:28 PM No.534850896
I wish there was a console command or debuff to lower skill levels. I really want to see skill check failure dialogues but at a certain point it's just impossible to be low enough level in some of them.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:05:23 PM No.534856907
1754937782464036_thumb.jpg
1754937782464036_thumb.jpg
md5: 5efb41d1fb2f2f2ebdd456980630a812🔍
Replies: >>534862960
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:48:42 PM No.534861518
IMG_1692
IMG_1692
md5: 1de87f82b670ae465237edc1979d9ae2🔍
place your bets for the next warhorse game everyone
Replies: >>534873045
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:01:54 AM No.534862960
>>534856907
frotting with luke
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:31:34 AM No.534871836
>>534809837
The ending we deserve.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:43:41 AM No.534873045
>>534861518
KCD3 or viking game, but I'll be happy with anything
Replies: >>534878809
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:17 AM No.534873691
>>534841624
Wonder if the monastery quest will have two parts and the second part can be played at the epilogue about hans wedding
Replies: >>534877440 >>534877883
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:51 AM No.534877440
>>534873691
pls give us lots of monastery content, WH. After playing Pentiment and Pillars of the Earth, I'd love to see more monk shenanigans.
Replies: >>534877883
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:45 AM No.534877883
screenshot_250319_161806
screenshot_250319_161806
md5: 109c591d9e707a8c00565ca3f773cf1a🔍
>>534873691
>>534877440
It'll be great just to get to hear that wonderful "church grounds" theme more often.
Replies: >>534878961 >>534879631
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:49:26 AM No.534878809
>>534873045
Sick of viking shit. Let's be Frank Crusaders. Or even Saracens fighting crusaders. Or Spanish during the reconquista. Or Swedes/Germans during the thirty years war. Or Dutch at the beginning of colonization. So much history and we always have to be fucking Vikings.
Replies: >>534880616
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:19 AM No.534878961
>>534877883
A monastery or similar part that really pulls you into a completely foreign part of medieval life was really missing from the second game.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:24 AM No.534878965
1771300_20250811195441_1
1771300_20250811195441_1
md5: 900cb583d5b21f5b2546e6c711bac98f🔍
This game is so beautiful bros.
Also I'm curious as to how many straightbros, fags, and fujos are actually here. Can we get a hand count of who romanced Hans, Katherine, Rosa, or Theresa? For me, it's Hans.
Replies: >>534879373 >>534879524 >>534879765 >>534880373 >>534881758 >>534904934
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:12 AM No.534879373
>>534878965
Eh... I guess I liked Katherine the best out of all of them, she is just a more fucked up version of Henry, but none of them were really great. Rosa didn't have enough time to breathe. Hans is just a bro. Theresa is top tier but I feel like Henry has outgrown her as she will always just be a simple peasant. At least Katherine will go on missions with you and stab some fuckers.
Replies: >>534881758
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:43 AM No.534879524
>>534878965
Evening with nighthawk is so cool.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:14 AM No.534879631
>>534877883
Anybody know what the key in the bag there is for?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:41 AM No.534879765
>>534878965
Haven't got to KCD2 yet but...my eyes on Hans.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:59 AM No.534880373
>>534878965
Straight but I romance Hans because he’s the best fit for Henry and gets the most development. I liked Rosa at first but I reloaded after fucking her because her reply to “would it be so bad if someone found out about us” or something like that pissed me off. Sadly Theresa’s ending doesn’t feel rewarding enough for me to really care about her.
Replies: >>534881758 >>534904934
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:51 AM No.534880616
>>534878809
I'm not really partial to vikings or anything, I just recall that Vavra said he wanted to do that at one point and Tobi recently said he knows a lot of people want crusaders but was reluctant for some reason
Replies: >>534881042 >>534902804
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:16:09 AM No.534881042
>>534880616
Would probably be politically sensitive even though it doesn't fit at all.
Replies: >>534902804 >>534903846
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:24:17 AM No.534881758
theresa_cute
theresa_cute
md5: 63785479ba089917d610f1f98965d55e🔍
>>534878965
Only Theresa and Rosa by choice (Katherine back when you could do it by accident).

>>534879373
Katherine is amazing in Trosky but her arc in Kuttenburg feels like an afterthought to create a romance for them at the last minute. Seriously hate how they treated her character in the second half. She went from this purpose driven, bad ass right hand of Zizka to a hysterical woman stereotype by the end. She was so confident and clever in Trosky but by the end she's just mopey. What does she even want Henry or Zizka to do? Go home? That isn't even an option for them.

I like and respect Hansry and I've seen the scenes but when I'm actually playing and roleplaying it doesn't feel organic as a straight fag. I also think it's cool they've both had romances in the past but neither has ever had a best friend and maybe that's what they were really lacking. But hey credit to Hansry it's awesome.

>>534880373
I think Rosa is just being realistic and trying to rip the bandaid off for Henry (and herself). I think she really might have wanted to be with him but she knows it's basically impossible unless they want to run away and start a new life as peasants which neither one would. It still sucks but I don't think she's doing it callously with a shrug. As for Theresa, I replayed KCD1 a little before KCD2, and played women's lot for the first time in that playthrough so she was pretty fresh on my mind. Especially with the dialogue at the beginning of KCD2 it was easy to keep her in mind during my first playthrough (partly why I didn't fall for the Klara honeypot, also Matthew basically tells you she's the fort bike lol). She's best girl to me, and a well off Miller's (adopted) daughter and a noble bastard bailiff is a pretty good pairing all things considered if we (I) want to get autistic about it.
Replies: >>534884347
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:55:42 AM No.534884347
>>534881758
The Rosa shit pissed me off because iirc it was specifically about her dad finding out and I figured that Kunzlin is a bro who likes Henry and obviously cares about his daughter’s happiness so him finding out wouldn’t be bad. Apparently Rosa didn’t see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOU’RE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME do I just reloaded, fuck her.
Theresa is probably my favorite but for me the issue is that I just don’t find her secret ending worth it. Too short and it annoyed me that it’s her old KCD1 model, couldn’t even be assed to fix her dress clipping and floating. The option to settle down isn’t even exclusive to her either, you can pick it for Rosa and Katherine too, and even Hans has fucking mpreg dialogue for settling down. I love Theresa but man, it just disappoints me.
Replies: >>534885351 >>534886652
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:13 AM No.534884893
GyFiB3nWUAArWPT
GyFiB3nWUAArWPT
md5: 5be2c7b9d7d6341d9689a4f6281adc41🔍
hansry was on the trending tab during luke's stream it seems
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:07:43 AM No.534885351
>>534884347
>Apparently Rosa didn’t see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOU’RE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME
I never got any dialogue to this effect. For me Henry asked about their future and she basically says "What future? My fate is out of my hands I just wanted to make the most out of the time we have together because I do like you. We'll just never be allowed to be together." I'm paraphrasing but my point is she didn't freak out on me she just wanted to make it clear there wasn't a realistic path forward. Obviously Kunzlin likes you and Rosa gives you a kiss in front of him, but does he like you enough to let you, a commoner, carry on his esteemed family line? That's a different story.
Replies: >>534886652 >>534887715
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:23:48 AM No.534886652
>>534885351
yeah i also don't know what >>534884347 is talking about
Replies: >>534887715
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:36:15 AM No.534887715
Untitled
Untitled
md5: ba3c8097dbc0ca11d81096a40e5d512e🔍
>>534885351
>>534886652
If you pick the second option you lose rep with her and she gets mad, is real
Replies: >>534888701
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:47:38 AM No.534888701
1751421022148545
1751421022148545
md5: 4e99dc71d64194f5a9fdba50dc412503🔍
>>534887715
I believed you but now I know your Henry doesn't seem to value his life.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:39 AM No.534888963
>>534828056
I would give anything to be a fly on the wall of the Tom/Luke rpf discord server when he said this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:21:21 AM No.534901750
fat and pregnant bump
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:35:58 AM No.534902804
>>534880616
>>534881042
Its about the war scale apparently.. crusaders can be very big and not in line with their vision or something
Also could be a PR speak for "crusade is overrated"
Replies: >>534903846
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:58 AM No.534903846
>>534881042
>>534902804
Bohemia had five crusades launched against it during the Hussite Wars, so I can imagine the Czech devs and their audience hating the idea.
Replies: >>534905458
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:08:06 AM No.534904934
>>534878965
OnlyHans, although I hadn’t intended to go down his route originally. My reasons are pretty much the same as this anon’s here >>534880373. Hans feels like a perfectly organic, developed, and compatible partner for KCD2 Henry, Rosa is fine for one shag but she clearly doesn’t love Henry, Katherine’s romance is just baffling although I do like Kat overall, and Theresa feels like someone Henry has long outgrown by this point and they have nothing in common.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:16:00 AM No.534905458
>>534903846
Ah no wonder....
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:40 AM No.534905637
RDT_20250812_1317327443858069795218574
RDT_20250812_1317327443858069795218574
md5: e5f88560f2aca8047f96521028b44f1d🔍
How long can we expect until xitterinas start complaining about the use of AI in the comics
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:19:20 AM No.534913483
GyH-nyaaEAEerJM
GyH-nyaaEAEerJM
md5: 64a89399962a910f1cd7e6bfc6f62823🔍
>insterik fujos try to stir shit again, create a poll for their groomer favorite and some crack nonsense to win, shit on hansry in the process
>get called out, cry "it was just a joke" like the cowards they are
>hansry is still winning, so they limit the poll visibility to make sure only their little clique can vote in it
>hansry is still about to win, so they just lock the poll altogether and declare victory
LOL. LMAO even. This group is a gift that keeps on giving.