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Anonymous No.534233302 >>534396985 >>534517430 >>535511127
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Previous thread: >>531721934
Anonymous No.534234067 >>534284653 >>534299649
first for true love
Anonymous No.534234705 >>534235907
Anonymous No.534235190 >>534240757
Dead general. Only Forge DLC can save us.
Anonymous No.534235907
>>534234705
hans pov
Anonymous No.534239167 >>534240842
Congrats on new thread
Anonymous No.534239324 >>534243843
for me it's the poleaxe
Anonymous No.534240757
>>534235190
If Ace Combat can have a general so can we.
Anonymous No.534240842
>>534239167
Thank you.
Anonymous No.534242381 >>534242724 >>534243707 >>534246081 >>534248328
>>534215337
>>534221212
I wonder what Tom's going to pick romance-wise in his playthrough. I know he's expressed interest in staying loyal to Theresa and he picks the options to mention her when he sees them, but he's been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams. Wonder if he's just giving the fujos fan service or if he's actually interested. Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
Anonymous No.534242724 >>534243707 >>534244701
>>534242381
>been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams.
I sadly haven't tuned into his streams lately. What has he done in particular?
>Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
Agreed but I wouldn't be suprised if some went berserk.
Anonymous No.534243707 >>534245760 >>534249094 >>534349291
>>534242381
>>534242724
I just watched the one where he got the opportunity to pay back Bozhena and it was hysterical how reluctant he was to give her the 150 groschen despite having like 600.
Anonymous No.534243843
>>534239324
90% of my poleaxe usage has been in the one quest where you're forced to use it against that knight in Sigismund's camp.
Anonymous No.534244701
>>534242724
I might've missed some things but off the top of my head
>Hans says "I'll scratch your back later" during Troskowitz tavern conversation, Tom immediately asks "oh is this the start of the Hans romance"
>while trying to praise Mutt someone in chat says "praise Hans" to which Tom then praises Hans like a dog "you're my Hans, you're my lord, my lordy"
>random NPC said the phrase "my hands" about something and Tom unprompted went "for a second I thought he said Hans which is good because Hans is mine, my Hans" laughs then becomes serious "my Hans"
Anonymous No.534245760 >>534257049
>>534243707
to be fair I do the same thing
>19k groschen to my name
>need armor repair kits or smithing materials
>cheap and affordable
>still wait until nighttime to steal everything instead for no reason
Anonymous No.534246081 >>534248480
>>534242381
inb4 tom ends like the vtuber who restarted her entire playthrough at raborsch to romance hans
Anonymous No.534248328
>>534242381
Picking theresa doesnt diminish your chance with hans though... i also dont think he really cares about making a perfect option that rings true with what he wants... all these actors on twitch goal is making extra $$$
Anonymous No.534248480 >>534253874
>>534246081
I kinda get it lol.thats where he truly shows his true colors... early game hans lacks mainstream romance appeal
Anonymous No.534249094 >>534250918
>>534243707
You dont have to pay any groschen to her if she just hangs herself
Anonymous No.534250918 >>534265642
>>534249094
>she just hangs herself
The best ending for her, really.
Anonymous No.534253874 >>534276404
>>534248480
I disagree, this scene did a good job at making people love Hans
Anonymous No.534257049
>>534245760
bruh
Anonymous No.534261103 >>534263496 >>534263601
When can I compete in tournaments in KCD2?
Anonymous No.534263496 >>534268231
>>534261103
When you get to Kuttenberg in the main questline and trigger the quest. It's one of my absolute favorite side quests too, for what it's worth.
Anonymous No.534263601 >>534268231
>>534261103
A few days after you complete Menhard's side quest in Kuttenberg, the area is across from the barber area of Adam's bathhouse
Anonymous No.534265642 >>534276425 >>534281927
>>534250918
walking in to find bozhena hanging there was 100 times more fucked up than this
Anonymous No.534268231 >>534282667
>>534263496
>>534263601
Thanks
Anonymous No.534276404 >>534312573
>>534253874
Hell, I was sold on him after the prologue. I don’t see any other love interests talking Henry through his delirium-induced PTSD and then nearly dying just for a chance to save his half-dead arse.
Shame WH didn’t keep the Five Deaths of Henry idea, where you’d die in the prologue every time you gave in to the PTSD and failed to follow Hans’s voice.
Anonymous No.534276425 >>534316667
>>534265642
Is this when you snitch on him to bergow?
Anonymous No.534276751 >>534278074
The official account was in a protective mood yesterday.
Anonymous No.534278074 >>534282664
>>534276751
I wonder what Hans might be witnessing that could warrant such irritation?
Anonymous No.534281927
>>534265642
They deserved it.
Anonymous No.534282664 >>534783456
>>534278074
They object to all the suffering he’s exposed to. The commenters called them out, though.
Anonymous No.534282667 >>534287875
>>534268231
Kuttenberg tourney is so fucking fun. I feel bad for anyone that doesn't get to experience it organically.
Anonymous No.534284653
>>534234067
FPBP
Anonymous No.534287875 >>534288903
>>534282667
The tournament was hype as fuck, even though I played it back when it was still bugged. Had to restart it once because it wouldn't progress.

Speaking of which, I finally found the alt cutscene where Henry gets flirted with on two fronts.
Anonymous No.534288354 >>534289024 >>534290629
>>534221212
I remember when the first KCD2 impressions were coming in and people were describing various romanceable characters as pump and dump, only to then play it themselves and realize that Henry is the one getting pumped and dumped. At least the poor guy is no longer getting raped like in KCD1.
Anonymous No.534288903
>>534287875
Tourney side quest is easily one of the best in the game. Also, Henry catching the damsel's kiss she blows him is so fucking cute and I say this as a straightfag Theresafag.
Anonymous No.534289024 >>534290629 >>534293453
>>534288354
He can still get raped twice in KCD2
Whoever's fetish that was is still around
Anonymous No.534290629 >>534292769 >>534294872
>>534288354
>>534289024
Feminism really changed how those scenes are viewed, only thing that i thought count as rape for men is doubravka
Anonymous No.534292769 >>534293453
>>534290629
Feminism says it's ok to rape men
Anonymous No.534293453 >>534294565
>>534292769
It really doesn't, anon.

>>534289024
I know there's Doubravka, but who's the second one?
Anonymous No.534294565
>>534293453
The camp whore at nebakov rapes Henry if he's too retarded to know what she's talking about
Anonymous No.534294872
>>534290629
The witches quest is definitely rape: Henry gets roofied, groped, and he's terrified out of his wits and unable to resist. The whore during the drinking with Godwin quest is borderline: Henry is shown dazed and checked out during sex, but it's not explicitly against his will.
Anonymous No.534298997
>KCD lead designer Prokop Jirsa has said he likes browsing and looking at all the fanart
Imagine all those folders full of hansry Warhorse has at this point.
Anonymous No.534299649 >>534304183
>>534234067
thats gay but at least they arent faggots. what a great homoerotic story where you save black people and jews.
Anonymous No.534299742 >>534299821
Anonymous No.534299821
>>534299742
Anonymous No.534300330
Anonymous No.534304183 >>534311883
>>534299649
>black people
There's only one
You would know this if you played games instead of complaining about them
Anonymous No.534309228 >>534323338
>we have /v/edditors bumping these threads again
we are so back
Anonymous No.534309461 >>534314095
I kinda want e33 to win just to see the fujos having a meltdown. This level of glazing just bc of yaoi and luke is crazy
Anonymous No.534311883
>>534304183
>only one
too many
Anonymous No.534312573 >>534335014
>>534276404
Hans being near tears while dragging Henry half dead through the woods established him as a top tier waifu
Anonymous No.534314095 >>534325276 >>534370038
>>534309461
Everybody and their dog knows E33 is the leading candidate for GOTY. You also seriously underestimate how much women love JRPGs.
Anonymous No.534316667
>>534276425
no, you snitch to bailiff thrush and he goes with you and a few guards to hang everybody for treason
Anonymous No.534323338
>>534309228
I wonder why that is?
Anonymous No.534325276 >>534330353 >>534352392
>>534314095
It's fr*nch.
Anonymous No.534330353
>>534325276
Yeah but it clearly draws from old school Final Fantasy.
Anonymous No.534335014 >>534340107 >>534357220
>>534312573
If Hans were a girl, /v/ would be all over him, declaring that gaming is healing and how can real femoids ever compete.
>blond, blue-eyed, with long legs the camera likes to show
>completely loyal and devoted, would even let Henry be a happy NEET if he wanted to
>loves and supports all Henrys, constantly gives gifts, ready to fuck anytime
Anonymous No.534340107 >>534361270
>>534335014
gaming IS healing
Anonymous No.534349291
>>534243707
Hey, 150 groshen is a lot of money early on. I went back to pay her when I had a few thousands.
Anonymous No.534352392
>>534325276
It's basically Dragon Quest but you play as not-Robert Pattinson
Anonymous No.534357220 >>534381191
>>534335014
This is why husbandos are superior.
Anonymous No.534361270 >>534362927
>>534340107
does luke have an ass like this too or did warhorse just give hans a fat ass for no reason?
Anonymous No.534362927
>>534361270
Luke has a pretty nice ass
Anonymous No.534370038
>>534314095
women arent real, conspiracy nut
Anonymous No.534372249 >>534372432 >>534376000 >>534385130
Wait how big is the age difference between Henry and Katherine? In the ending i got Henry says she could be his mother to radzig. Overall how old is henry even supposed to be
Anonymous No.534372432
>>534372249
30 years
Anonymous No.534376000
>>534372249
Tobi said Henry is 20, so Katherine could anywhere from mid 30's to 40 or older.
Anonymous No.534381191
>>534357220
based
Anonymous No.534385130
>>534372249
Henry is hagmaxxing
Anonymous No.534391871
fat and pregnant bump for the evening
Anonymous No.534395070 >>534395976 >>534413776
Did anyone else assume they had to make 4 horseshoes the first time they started smithing? It honestly kind of surprised me that you didn't have to. That was a generous decision on warhorse's part.
Anonymous No.534395073
Anonymous No.534395976 >>534396321
>>534395070
I didn’t until that retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina over explained it and gaslit me
Anonymous No.534396023 >>534410984
I love how Tom irl comes across as this humble, working class actor and Luke is literally a theater kid stereotype constantly singing on stream etc. lmao. Their casting makes a lot of sense in that regard.
Anonymous No.534396321
>>534395976
>retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina
Maybe it's having to deal with that Chamberlain every day but everyone in Trosky castle is a fucking asshole holy shit.
Anonymous No.534396985 >>534397406 >>534426348
>>534233302 (OP)
KCD1 Henry face fans, take a look at this.
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/2310
Anonymous No.534397406 >>534399367 >>534426348
>>534396985
How does it look in motion? I might be on board if it looks seamless in dialogue.
Anonymous No.534399197
I've beaten this game 4 times and I just realized I've never killed someone with an axe.
Anonymous No.534399367
>>534397406
I don't know, haven't installed it.
Anonymous No.534404610 >>534740865
Anonymous No.534405320 >>534407405 >>534410153 >>534415698
Of all the horrible, retarded takes on this game, I think the idea that Erik and Toth aren't lovers might be the stupidest.
Anonymous No.534407405 >>534408161
>>534405320
My dad and I did this all the time.
Anonymous No.534407484
I love this scene. Henry just strutting in looking like the fucking Terminator.
Anonymous No.534408161
>>534407405
What, had sex after he killed your real parents? (Jokes aside I don't mean to actually besmirch your real father. I hope you have a healthy, loving relationship. :) )
Anonymous No.534410153 >>534412849
>>534405320
>everybody in KCD1: Wait, that relationship looks suspicious, and why the hell isn't Erik addressing his lord by his title?
>Henry in both games: I know you two are fucking!
>Istvan and Erik: Yeah, pretty much.
>meanwhile, the fans: What a nice father-son relationship, I don't see why you guys have to make it weird.
I'm just glad the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2.
Anonymous No.534410984 >>534412849
>>534396023
I think it's the other way around - the casting has shaped the characters. Pre-Tom Henry looked more edgy and "Luke is just playing himself", as Tobi put it.
Anonymous No.534412849
>>534410153
>the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2
The fact it still exists at all is so baffling to me. It's so integral to their arcs. I'm saying this as a straightfag with an admittedly deficient gaydar.
>>534410984
That's a great point. They both clearly adore the characters and have heavily leaned into them.
Anonymous No.534413776 >>534414326
>>534395070
I wish we had to
Anonymous No.534413965 >>534417546
Best actor, best character. I'll die on this hill. I take my outing as the threadly Jobst autist as a badge of honor.
Anonymous No.534414326
>>534413776
Right? I'm so geeked for the forge DLC. It's such a fun mechanic that makes perfect sense in the canon. I hope it adds a new, even higher tier of items. I want to be able to make God tier swords that I have to literally be pixel perfect at hammering. Armor smithing would be dope as fuck too.
Anonymous No.534415545 >>534415698 >>534416225 >>534423316
was this nigga gay?
Anonymous No.534415698 >>534416914
>>534405320
oh lol i came to this thread to ask that question
>>534415545


some people didnt think so?
Anonymous No.534416123
Anonymous No.534416225
>>534415545
>fucking Istvan for years
>loses his mind on screen after learning about his death
>wants to murder Hans to hurt Henry the same way Henry has hurt him
I dunno, you tell me.
Anonymous No.534416914 >>534417716
>>534415698
>some people didnt think so?
Yes. Some incredibly delusional, genuinely homophobic people. I say this, again, as a straight man. It's so insane that there are people that still deny this. This is also the reason I laugh at the narrative the game somehow panders to the LGBT crowd, because of a completely optional fag romance. The two most vile, evil antagonists are literally a gay couple. If it weren't for Hansry and one black dude the game would probably be criticized for its "representation" of gays.
Anonymous No.534417546 >>534418957
>>534413965
I support you jobst poster
Anonymous No.534417716 >>534417979 >>534423516
>>534416914
Actually, I'd say Erik was a pretty normal dude by the medieval warrior standards before Istvan died. He's nice and courteous when we meet him as Godwin and even in KCD1 other people describe him decently. He's definitely no worse than a bunch of other nobles and soldiers we meet. He only loses his shit after Henry makes him a widower.
Anonymous No.534417979 >>534423516
>>534417716
Fair enough. Toth groomed Erik pretty well.
Anonymous No.534418957
>>534417546
Thanks bro. Jobst posting is no small part of the thread's continued success.
Anonymous No.534423316
>>534415545
Yeah
Anonymous No.534423516 >>534444793
>>534417979
>>534417716
You could argue that even Istvan isn’t the worst person we meet. Compare the suffering he causes to Sigismund or Bergow, and it’s just no contest. Von Bergow in particular is absolutely vile as person too, as is his son.
Anonymous No.534426348 >>534436474
>>534396985
>>534397406
I installed it briefly and unfortunately the eyes and eyelashes look pretty bad during cutscenes and dialogue
Anonymous No.534436474
>>534426348
Show us?
Anonymous No.534444793 >>534451283
>>534423516
>Sigismund
Reminds me that I saw a post about how Henry and Hans wouldn't be on opposite sides during the Hussite wars because "Henry doesn't seem to hate Sigismund that much." My nigga Sigismund ordered Skalitz to be burned and Henry literally saw him say "lol just torch the Jewish Quarter and kill everyone at Raborsch" during the council meeting.
Anonymous No.534448363
Bump
Anonymous No.534451234
Since Luke is now at the point of no return at the Italian Job, just giving a heads up that he's live for those interested. Hansry time either this stream or the next probably. https://www.twitch.tv/lukedalelive
Anonymous No.534451283
>>534444793
On the one hand, yeah, on the other hand, Henry is a non-fanatic Czech peasant. As bad as Sigismund is, allowing him to take the throne through legitimate succession (as will be the case in 1419) would prevent hundreds other Skalitzes. Because in 1403 he’s an invader and a usurper, but in 1419 he will be the rightful king and the protector of status quo, which means peace.
It will be an interesting situation for Henry for sure.
Anonymous No.534458458 >>534466870 >>534475589
>hans shows up
>luke pauses game
>"we need to lock in with our cock in"
holy shit lmao
Anonymous No.534466870 >>534468882 >>534516542
>>534458458
I like how he was scared of all the Latin and also utterly bored of the church disputes.
Anonymous No.534468882 >>534473942
>>534466870
no Hans on screen = bored
Anonymous No.534473942 >>534475846
>>534468882
And then he stole everything not nailed down in the Italian Court and made himself stressed as fuck when he realised he’s so over encumbered he can barely walk.
>I need money for Hans!
Anonymous No.534475589 >>534476218 >>534495445
>>534458458
I wonder how he'll try to keep his 15 seconds of fame going after he finishes the game.
Anonymous No.534475846
>>534473942
KEK yeah, shame we didn't get to the Hans romance dialogue on the ramparts but can't blame him. The last 40 minutes was purely chat overwhelming him with backseating. Can't deny that Tom and Luke DO need some backseating to a degree though since neither of them pay attention 80% of the time.
Anonymous No.534476218 >>534485772
>>534475589
he still averages 1k viewers when he's streaming non kcd stuff so I think he's fine, plus some oil baron fujo gave a huge donation today
Anonymous No.534480410 >>534493281
Cute femHans
Anonymous No.534485772
>>534476218
Rookie numbers.
Anonymous No.534493281
>>534480410
Her head is ridiculously tiny.
Anonymous No.534495445
>>534475589
He'll play hardcore with mods trust
Anonymous No.534509046 >>534513223 >>535687592
Anonymous No.534513223 >>534515240
>>534509046
I don't remember these characters in my game.
Anonymous No.534515240 >>534519416
>>534513223
That's just Hans (childhood friend), Hans (widowed milf), and Hans (female)
Anonymous No.534516542 >>534528061 >>534551349
>>534466870
for me it's that he's STILL seething about rosa rejecting henry
Anonymous No.534517430 >>534527218 >>534530181 >>534531583
>>534233302 (OP)
Just finished this game. Anyone else feel like the writing and quest design was worse than the first one? In broad strokes, the plot itself was pretty cool and the big cinematic events were fun, but most of the side quests, especially in Kuttenberg, were really shit and not very interesting.

There was a lot of handholding during the quests as well that I feel like you wouldn't have gotten in the first one either. Like when you were unraveling the groschen fraud, you didn't have to do any thinking yourself during the investigation, just run to a dude, pass a speech check, and run to another dude. You also can't really fail any quests, you just get a game over and you have to try again.

The trosky region was overall much better, even if the quests weren't difficult, they were at least often funny. And the twist with zizska was really cool. Kuttenberg was mostly a slog outside of the main quests though. And even then,the character building and dialogue outside of established characters was pretty bad. You go through all this trouble of building a gang, but you don't really get to know them. You should have had side quests outside of recruiting them so that you can actually build a rapport with them. As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends. In KCD1, you compete and go hunting with Hans, slowly building a rapport. This is pretty much absent in KCD2 other than Katherine, but even her quests don't involve you doing stuff with her, you just run off with her and then basically dump all the info on her when you get back and she says like one sarcastic line in response.
Having those types of side quests would have been much better than the slop side quests in the Kuttenberg area. As it was it was mostly just fetch quests for unnamed NPCs. The only ones that sticks out in my mind after all those hours is the swordmaster quest.
Anonymous No.534519416
>>534515240
I'm glad we got so much Hans!
Anonymous No.534521773 >>534522578 >>534527218
Isn't this game pretty new? How is this general so dead?
Anonymous No.534522578
>>534521773
There's only so many ways to say sex with Hans
Anonymous No.534527218
>>534521773
It's a 6 month old single player game, what did you expect? Even E33 general died weeks ago.
>>534517430
I think most can agree that Kuttenberg feels less developed than Trosky. You're right about the Devil's gang being underdeveloped except for Zizka and Kubyenka (but I liked Janosh too).
But I disagree about the side quests, I loved nearly much all of them except for a few. I did a replay of KCD1 last month and I would say the writing and quest design overall was about the same as KCD2. KCD1 main quests and side quests are also very much the same "go to this objective, ask this NPC this, pass this skill check, follow this trail, fight this NPC, do this" as KCD2...
Some quests do have different paths you can do, just like KCD1. For example you can tattle on Miller Kreyzel and get him hanged, save or torch Semine, be an informant for the Kuttenberg bailiff and get the Guild hanged, and so on.
Anonymous No.534528061 >>534528873 >>534551349
>>534516542
The pump and dump thing really did a number on him.
Anonymous No.534528873 >>534608698
>>534528061
I was also a little pissed that her vagoo was closed to me because I gaver her her book a little late. I just wanted to save my bro first how was I supposed to know Sigismund would trigger a time skip?
Anonymous No.534530181 >>534542025
>>534517430
I’m curious: how long ago did you play KCD1? Because I started replaying it after finishing 2 and the quest design and writing felt like such a downgrade compared to 2 it kind of hurt to see. Everybody has much more character in the second game, down to the most minor NPCs. KCD1 is more videogamey, with the characters delivering clear-cut exposition, explaining how they feel, and everything is rather barebones, with little need to read between the lines for most part. The quests are also simpler and they rarely interact with other quests or events like they do in 2.
>As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends.
Yeah, no. The Devil’s Pack doesn’t even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but it’s pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole. They are comrades in arms and currently share the same interests, but we see what happens when one of them dies. Everyone feels bad a moment because it’s a stark reminder of their own mortality and their likely end, but then they move on and it’s back to the task. Henry is superficially friendly with them because again, comrades in arms and shared interests, but if their paths split tomorrow, the only one Henry would occasionally think about is Zizka, and even that is mostly due to his accomplishments and atypically sincere patriotism.
Anonymous No.534531583
>>534517430
Too tired to type but i agree with you 100%
Anonymous No.534540887
The almost unbelievably impotent "ambush" scene is one of the funniest in any game I've played. It's even funnier if you pick the dialogue option where half your guys run away before the fight (although depending on your level that fight becomes pretty damned difficult if you do that).
Anonymous No.534542025
>>534530181
>Yeah, no. The Devil’s Pack doesn’t even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but it’s pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole.
I agree with you and feel like this is a really good point. These guys are the scum of the Earth and Henry recognizes that. Outside of Zizka and Kat, as you said, Henry treats them with anything from indifference to what borders on outright hostility. He literally threatens to beat up Kubyenka within 10 minutes of meeting him. They're his comrades and are a means to an end but they aren't his friends. It would be kind of goofy and cartoonish if the game attempted to make them that. Sure, there's some bonding from shared hardship that goes on but ultimately I liked the way they handled Henry's relationships with the Devil and his band. It's also important thematically because it reinforces one of the core messages of the games: that Henry is forced to question whether his allies are really any better than his foes. Contrast his relationship with any of the Devil's pack with his relationship with Katz for example. He's closer to a true friend of Henry's than anyone outside of Zizka yet you end up betraying him and potentially even killing him. War is a nasty business.
Anonymous No.534544863 >>534633086
I'll literally play anything Warhorse makes as long as they keep the same foliage system. Most realistic, immersive nature in a game ever and I don't think it's close. Even games with comparable foliage always fuck up somehow by overdoing the lighting or something like that. Warhorse's treatment of the environment is an absolute clinic in fucking RESTRAINT and it's so refreshing.
Anonymous No.534551349 >>534556397
>>534516542
>>534528061
I remember ranting β€œI’m not you whore! Don’t just leave the money on the table and ditch me in the morning!” in one of the early streams, and this is pretty much what happened to him with Rosa, who basically uses Henry as a glorified dildo. No wonder he’s mad.
Anonymous No.534556397 >>534558612 >>534572520 >>534575103
>>534551349
Genuinely hilarious how Luke had a crush on Rosa when he first saw her and now he can’t stop seething every time she’s on screen. When chat told him he could flirt with her in Italian he was like β€œI’m not fucking doing that, why would I do that?” and then when he saw the β€œIs there anything else I can do for you?” dialogue option in the Italian Court he just said β€œAbsolutely not, I’m done with her!” and picked (leave) instead kek. I look forward to the seething when Rosa gives him a kiss and waves goodbye at Suchdol.
Anonymous No.534558612 >>534569928
>>534556397
He's learned how profitable it is to make the fujos happy
Anonymous No.534559034 >>534568242
Crazy how no other games are like kcd.... i thoight many games were like.kcd but apparentky not
Anonymous No.534568242 >>534632286
>>534559034
Where would they come from? The average age of gamers is 36 to 40 nowadays, depending on the country, but the execs still think their target audience is teenagers. A slow, sim-heavy historical RPG with no magic and monsters is an impossible pitch unless you can drum up some patriotic fervor to back you up, like KCD can in Czechia.
Anonymous No.534569928 >>534612664
>>534558612
nigga he's known that since day 1
Anonymous No.534572520 >>534574054
>>534556397
Bro expected cute courtly love and got a dose of harsh realism and social climbing instead.
Anonymous No.534574054
>>534572520
>cute courtly love
hans
>harsh realism and social climbing
rosa
>nothing
katherine
Anonymous No.534575103 >>534587250 >>534599368 >>534662295 >>534663556
>>534556397
SEETHING
Anonymous No.534587250
>>534575103
Rosa a shit
Anonymous No.534599368 >>534604957
>>534575103
>I’m a man of taste and honor. She had her shot and she fucked it up.
>She just wants me as her plaything. And I don’t forget.
Yep, still seething hard. Also, Isterikfujos on suicide watch.
>I don’t understand why anyone likes Erik. He’s a bully, I don’t get it!
Anonymous No.534604957 >>534632135 >>534640924 >>534671417 >>534671949
>>534599368
ah that must be why the twitter isterik fujos were starting drama today by calling hansry being boring and basic
Anonymous No.534608698
>>534528873
bros before hoes
Anonymous No.534612664 >>534615049
>>534569928
Knowing is different than getting thousands of dollars in tips from fujo fans
At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
Anonymous No.534615049 >>534621003
>>534612664
>At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
I sure hope so
Anonymous No.534621003
>>534615049
nipples
Anonymous No.534632135
>>534604957
Theyre so pathetic wtf
Anonymous No.534632286
>>534568242
I would love more games like KCD its super cozy with enough challenge you can opt in. I hope warhorse stick to what separates them from other devs..... hell ill take no KCD as long as its still slow burn immersive sims
Anonymous No.534633086
>>534544863
KCD2 and RDR2 have the prettiest environments I've ever seen in a game. KCD1 also holds up super well still, the forests and fields are gorgeous.
Anonymous No.534640924 >>534643615 >>534647187
>>534604957
Erik and Istvan are so fugly though. I'll never understand why some fujos get obsessed over ugly white men. they're usually dyke feminazis who hate white men too.
Anonymous No.534643615 >>534646393
>>534640924
Everyone can like whatever they like, but yeah, I don't get it at all. Henry and Hans are plenty attractive, but Istvan and Erik? Oof. I do think their actors are attractive irl, something about the game models are a bit ugly to me.
Moreso I don't understand the obsession they have with Erik being innocent and claiming that "he hasn't done anything actually bad." Meanwhile Erik canonically helped torture Henry, was part of the pond ambush, murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR, wants to murder Hans...
Anonymous No.534646393 >>534658452
>>534643615
>Everyone can like whatever they like
WRONG.
>murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR
I'd love to hear the mental gymnastics to defend Erik for this. Or maybe I don't.
Anonymous No.534647187
>>534640924
Its the power difference and long history
But yeah theyre ugly its hard to care

Also the shippers are influenced by the quirky chungus viral tweets of romaticizing villains so they just wanna be part of movement
Anonymous No.534658452
>>534646393
NTA, but the dog murder happens during his mental breakdown and it’s also symbolism, with Erik essentially killing his better self by spiralling into nihilism and revenge. He’s often associated with dogs (just like Henry), and the artbook says his white armor symbolises his purity and possibility to choose a different, better path than Istvan. Dead white dog = Erik has killed the good in himself by choosing vengeance.
Anonymous No.534662295
>>534575103
lol
Anonymous No.534663556
>>534575103
>Is this where I get to reject her?
>(when Rosa says her goodbyes) I don’t care, go away.
Luke becoming the #1 Rosa hater after romancing her is some funny shit.
Anonymous No.534671417 >>534671949 >>534677007
>>534604957
What is with them? Can’t we just live and let live?
Anonymous No.534671949 >>534675521
>>534604957
>>534671417
I heard it was just a joke... ironic laden gen z speaks or something
Anonymous No.534675521 >>534679917
>>534671949
they only started saying β€œguys it was just a joke :((((β€œ after big Hansry accounts began to bring attention to the drama to the point that even Logan tweeted about it
Anonymous No.534677007
>>534671417
Standard isterikfujo drama + β€œhating the popular thing makes me more interesting” internet cred farming

Business as usual, basically.
Anonymous No.534679917 >>534683119
>>534675521
God theyre so insufferable

I feel like many isterik fujos started as hansry fujos they just dont like hansry is associated with "basic fujos"
Anonymous No.534683119 >>534689754
>>534679917
It's funny because from what I've seen the Hansry fujos are the ones who like "problematic" kinks and the Isterik fujos are the ones who insist that everything must be pure and wholesome.
Anonymous No.534689754 >>534691543 >>534697379
>>534683119
I dont know anything about isterik aside from the shippers suck but i'd like to see hans getting raped
Anonymous No.534691543 >>534703780
>>534689754
based
Anonymous No.534697379 >>534703780
>>534689754
>wanting the purest guy in the series to get raped
Why.
Anonymous No.534703780 >>534710634 >>534769918
>>534691543
Sauce?

>>534697379
Either i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
Anonymous No.534704705 >>534705873 >>534712760 >>534749165
commented on KCD2's success on kiwi farms and got this absolutely retarded response in return
Anonymous No.534705873 >>534706742 >>534709348
>>534704705
>KCD2 failed cope again
Right, Vavra will be fired and Warhorse will announce they're closing down any day now. 2 more weeks!
Anonymous No.534706742 >>534711465
>>534705873
the chinese bots get me. like what the fuck how is that the conclusion you come to... not to mention the game is unironically popular in china. kcd2's booth at that one chinese convention was very popular.
Anonymous No.534709348 >>534710183
>>534705873
>Warhorse has expanded to 300 devs, planning to work on multiple projects instead of just one, single-handedly lifting their country’s tourist industry, KCD1 remaster is coming, Tobi jokes that after all these years they finally have enough money
>t-he game failed I swear
The level of delusion of these fuckers will never stop to amaze me.
Anonymous No.534710183
>>534709348
kiwifarmers are even more retarded than 4channers and that is saying something. i'm not gonna reply to this guy.
Anonymous No.534710634 >>534751231
>>534703780
don't remember the artist's twitter but here's the full image https://files.catbox.moe/0y0dey.jpg
>i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous No.534711465
>>534706742
It was awfully nice of those Chinese bots to fund enough money for WH to open a second studio
Anonymous No.534712760 >>534717517 >>534719574
>>534704705
Are these people still angry about Musa existing or canon Hansry?
Anonymous No.534717517 >>534725061
>>534712760
>Musa
>Jews
>hansry
>muh desecration of Christianity
>muh girlboss women
>Henry not being glazed enough
Pick all six, I imagine.
Anonymous No.534719574
>>534712760
>supposedly hate niggers and gays
>be obsessed with one nigger and two gays for over 6 months now
sus
Anonymous No.534723805
Anonymous No.534725061 >>534727596
>>534717517
Henry is glazed constantly but it's only by Hans
Anonymous No.534727596 >>534727807
>>534725061
Glazed his asshole.
Anonymous No.534727807 >>534728014
>>534727596
They only frotted though.
Anonymous No.534728014 >>534728581
>>534727807
For now. No shot they're gonna only frot next time they fuck.
Anonymous No.534728581
>>534728014
Hopefully they have some lambskin and oil. If that's the case.
Anonymous No.534734604 >>534752930
How exactly can I look through in game dialogue and dev notes
Anonymous No.534740865 >>534753259
>>534404610
Why is Henry so bloody?
Anonymous No.534749165
>>534704705
good grief
Anonymous No.534751231
>>534710634
Holy shit JP artists are based
Anonymous No.534752930
>>534734604
You can just open .pak files with unzip program. Its in the game installation directory. Just find something that vaguely about quests or story
Anonymous No.534753259 >>534756981
>>534740865
It's jam
Anonymous No.534756981 >>534764118
>>534753259
I don't see what John and Sam have to do with this
Anonymous No.534761793 >>534762294 >>534773172
>visit kuttenberg on wplace
>see this
hehe
Anonymous No.534762294
>>534761793
kino
Anonymous No.534764118
>>534756981
Anonymous No.534769918
>>534703780
Hans rape is only good when it’s either by Henry or Henry saves him shortly after rape by bandits, cumans, soldiers. It has to have Hansry or it’s garbage.
Anonymous No.534773172 >>534816360
>>534761793
Cute. Czechia better have Hansry all over it.
Anonymous No.534783456
>>534282664
kek
Anonymous No.534790729
Bumpin
Anonymous No.534792872 >>534802147 >>534825159
Just five more hours till Hansry.
https://www.youtube.com/live/B-7dKYjZbwk?si=Y96y7zd-MD4uimwU
Anonymous No.534802147
>>534792872
I should call out of work for this and go get snacks
Anonymous No.534809837 >>534871836
Anonymous No.534816360 >>534818778 >>534850327
>>534773172
The app is currently glitching, but yeah, things are going predictably. Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
Anonymous No.534818778
>>534816360
holy shit lmao
Anonymous No.534819183 >>534819551 >>534824238
unironically how do fujos have so much money
Anonymous No.534819551
>>534819183
They work part time jobs and live with their parents and spend all their money on him
Anonymous No.534824238
>>534819183
A lot of fandom people are crazy rich
Like how could you care about fandom that much if youre poor
Anonymous No.534825159
>>534792872
5 minutes to frottage
Anonymous No.534826305
HANS SEX INCOMING
Anonymous No.534827635
Hansry sexo!
Anonymous No.534828056 >>534828645 >>534830237 >>534888963
>usually for romance and sex scenes there has to be an intimacy coordinator present during filming
>Tom and Luke didn't need one
kino
Anonymous No.534828645
>>534828056
They have done it before
Anonymous No.534828802 >>534828930 >>534829576 >>534832278
Gays what other games are similar to these?
Anonymous No.534828930 >>534830698 >>534832695
>>534828802
Nothing
Closest is probably RDR
Anonymous No.534829576 >>534831941 >>534832695
>>534828802
None really come to mind except RDR2. Maybe Oblivion, Skyrim, or Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen if you like fantasy and don't care about immersion. Haven't played Bald Gate 3 yet so I can't speak on that one.
Anonymous No.534830237
>>534828056
Warhorse just rawdogged the shooting.
Anonymous No.534830698 >>534831779 >>534832695
>>534828930
RDR quest design is fucking archaic compared to KCD. Nothing breaks the immersion better than getting a game over because you’ve left the strictly predetermined route in your β€œβ€β€β€open”””” game.
Anonymous No.534831779 >>534831941
>>534830698
While people complain about Baldur’s Gate 3 romance options all being bisexual. I still think the writing for each character provides a distinct experience depending on whom you’re interested in. While I’m somewhat biased, I think for me the closest slowburn that provided so much payoff was Gale’s romance. I’m glad that he wasn’t exclusive to female characters. Though for Hansry while it’s two established characters instead of your own getting with a companion. I think with how it’s executed, it’s a step above. I like both subplots in the end. I only hope more devs take notes from these games and are willing to step out of their comfort zone.
Anonymous No.534831941
>>534831779
Meant to reply to >>534829576
Anonymous No.534832278 >>534832695
>>534828802
Not a lot unfortunately. I’d say more often than not same-sex romances often lack when compared to their straight counterparts when offered in games. Particularly when it comes to mainstream AAA titles. There are only a few exceptions in recent memory like Baldur’s Gate 3.
Anonymous No.534832695 >>534833343 >>534833728
>>534828930
>probably
Bc you dont play it or is there a catch? I see it mentioned often but not sure whats the difference

>>534829576
I played skyrim and couldnt get far
>bg3
Its a different game and the appeal is more about the larian-ness

>>534830698
What the fuck? So you cant fail a quest?

>>534832278
I dont mind no romance, more about the open world and the life inside it
Anonymous No.534833343
>>534832695
> more about the open world and the life inside it
I’d also say there’s nothing quite like KCD. With the way it approaches a grounded open world. Being kind of a life simulator set in that period of time. I’m surprised no other developers have tried something similar. Then again I suppose it’s too niche in the eyes of executives. And it was a challenge for Warhorse in terms of development.
Anonymous No.534833728
>>534832695
RDR2 has great character, beautiful environment, story is good for the most part but does have weak spots. There's no romances besides Arthur's ex I think, which is admittedly boring and doesn't have a lot of chemistry. Been awhile so I don't remember 100%.
It's a western though, so can't really compare to KCD's medieval setting. 95% of quests only have one linear way to complete them, as opposed to KCD quests usually have multiple different solutions or just letting you fail quests. Usually failing something in RDR2 results in a game over. But again, I haven't played it in 5 years or something.
Anonymous No.534836278 >>534837446
>Luke gleefully embraced revenge and looting
Bro is gonna miss the pregnant Hans ending.
Anonymous No.534837446
>>534836278
>tortured prisoner to death
>attacked Semine but saved them at the last minute
>dishonorably killed Toth
>agreed with burning Maleshov
>dishonorably killed Markvart
Yeah I think the pregnant Hans ending isn't happening. Chat will probably backseat him into saving Sam though so maybe he'll get neutral end.
Anonymous No.534840169 >>534841424 >>534841624 >>534844687 >>534844873
Any worthwhile rumors recently?
Anonymous No.534841424
>>534840169
I've heard nothing from the grapevine personally. Hopefully Legacy of the Forge will drop sooner than later this fall.
Anonymous No.534841624 >>534873691
>>534840169
Not really, Forge dlc is going to be shown at gamescom in about a week and will release shortly after. Some stuff about the 3rd dlc was datamined. Hanush VA accidentally let it slip that he's going to be in a dlc. Nothing new besides that.
Anonymous No.534842039
Anonymous No.534844687
>>534840169
KCD1 remaster (?) is coming soon, but that’s not a rumor. The game is already listed in Sony’s PSN database.
Anonymous No.534844873 >>534846756
>>534840169
Wasn't Henry supposed to appear in Fortnite according to some sort of datamine?
Anonymous No.534846756 >>534848548
>>534844873
Henry and Hans both. The leak also included Death Stranding 2 characters, Agent 47, new Mortal Kombat characters and some other stuff, none of which has materialised yet. Warhorse wouldn’t be working on this either way.
Anonymous No.534848548
>>534846756
Wasn't aware of that. I wondered if that was a hoax at first.
Anonymous No.534850327
>>534816360
>Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
And troons. Those people seriously need to increase that 41% too 100%.
Anonymous No.534850896
I wish there was a console command or debuff to lower skill levels. I really want to see skill check failure dialogues but at a certain point it's just impossible to be low enough level in some of them.
Anonymous No.534856907 >>534862960
Anonymous No.534861518 >>534873045
place your bets for the next warhorse game everyone
Anonymous No.534862960
>>534856907
frotting with luke
Anonymous No.534871836
>>534809837
The ending we deserve.
Anonymous No.534873045 >>534878809
>>534861518
KCD3 or viking game, but I'll be happy with anything
Anonymous No.534873691 >>534877440 >>534877883
>>534841624
Wonder if the monastery quest will have two parts and the second part can be played at the epilogue about hans wedding
Anonymous No.534877440 >>534877883
>>534873691
pls give us lots of monastery content, WH. After playing Pentiment and Pillars of the Earth, I'd love to see more monk shenanigans.
Anonymous No.534877883 >>534878961 >>534879631
>>534873691
>>534877440
It'll be great just to get to hear that wonderful "church grounds" theme more often.
Anonymous No.534878809 >>534880616
>>534873045
Sick of viking shit. Let's be Frank Crusaders. Or even Saracens fighting crusaders. Or Spanish during the reconquista. Or Swedes/Germans during the thirty years war. Or Dutch at the beginning of colonization. So much history and we always have to be fucking Vikings.
Anonymous No.534878961
>>534877883
A monastery or similar part that really pulls you into a completely foreign part of medieval life was really missing from the second game.
Anonymous No.534878965 >>534879373 >>534879524 >>534879765 >>534880373 >>534881758 >>534904934
This game is so beautiful bros.
Also I'm curious as to how many straightbros, fags, and fujos are actually here. Can we get a hand count of who romanced Hans, Katherine, Rosa, or Theresa? For me, it's Hans.
Anonymous No.534879373 >>534881758
>>534878965
Eh... I guess I liked Katherine the best out of all of them, she is just a more fucked up version of Henry, but none of them were really great. Rosa didn't have enough time to breathe. Hans is just a bro. Theresa is top tier but I feel like Henry has outgrown her as she will always just be a simple peasant. At least Katherine will go on missions with you and stab some fuckers.
Anonymous No.534879524
>>534878965
Evening with nighthawk is so cool.
Anonymous No.534879631
>>534877883
Anybody know what the key in the bag there is for?
Anonymous No.534879765
>>534878965
Haven't got to KCD2 yet but...my eyes on Hans.
Anonymous No.534880373 >>534881758 >>534904934
>>534878965
Straight but I romance Hans because he’s the best fit for Henry and gets the most development. I liked Rosa at first but I reloaded after fucking her because her reply to β€œwould it be so bad if someone found out about us” or something like that pissed me off. Sadly Theresa’s ending doesn’t feel rewarding enough for me to really care about her.
Anonymous No.534880616 >>534881042 >>534902804
>>534878809
I'm not really partial to vikings or anything, I just recall that Vavra said he wanted to do that at one point and Tobi recently said he knows a lot of people want crusaders but was reluctant for some reason
Anonymous No.534881042 >>534902804 >>534903846
>>534880616
Would probably be politically sensitive even though it doesn't fit at all.
Anonymous No.534881758 >>534884347
>>534878965
Only Theresa and Rosa by choice (Katherine back when you could do it by accident).

>>534879373
Katherine is amazing in Trosky but her arc in Kuttenburg feels like an afterthought to create a romance for them at the last minute. Seriously hate how they treated her character in the second half. She went from this purpose driven, bad ass right hand of Zizka to a hysterical woman stereotype by the end. She was so confident and clever in Trosky but by the end she's just mopey. What does she even want Henry or Zizka to do? Go home? That isn't even an option for them.

I like and respect Hansry and I've seen the scenes but when I'm actually playing and roleplaying it doesn't feel organic as a straight fag. I also think it's cool they've both had romances in the past but neither has ever had a best friend and maybe that's what they were really lacking. But hey credit to Hansry it's awesome.

>>534880373
I think Rosa is just being realistic and trying to rip the bandaid off for Henry (and herself). I think she really might have wanted to be with him but she knows it's basically impossible unless they want to run away and start a new life as peasants which neither one would. It still sucks but I don't think she's doing it callously with a shrug. As for Theresa, I replayed KCD1 a little before KCD2, and played women's lot for the first time in that playthrough so she was pretty fresh on my mind. Especially with the dialogue at the beginning of KCD2 it was easy to keep her in mind during my first playthrough (partly why I didn't fall for the Klara honeypot, also Matthew basically tells you she's the fort bike lol). She's best girl to me, and a well off Miller's (adopted) daughter and a noble bastard bailiff is a pretty good pairing all things considered if we (I) want to get autistic about it.
Anonymous No.534884347 >>534885351 >>534886652 >>534964564
>>534881758
The Rosa shit pissed me off because iirc it was specifically about her dad finding out and I figured that Kunzlin is a bro who likes Henry and obviously cares about his daughter’s happiness so him finding out wouldn’t be bad. Apparently Rosa didn’t see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOU’RE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME do I just reloaded, fuck her.
Theresa is probably my favorite but for me the issue is that I just don’t find her secret ending worth it. Too short and it annoyed me that it’s her old KCD1 model, couldn’t even be assed to fix her dress clipping and floating. The option to settle down isn’t even exclusive to her either, you can pick it for Rosa and Katherine too, and even Hans has fucking mpreg dialogue for settling down. I love Theresa but man, it just disappoints me.
Anonymous No.534884893
hansry was on the trending tab during luke's stream it seems
Anonymous No.534885351 >>534886652 >>534887715
>>534884347
>Apparently Rosa didn’t see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOU’RE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME
I never got any dialogue to this effect. For me Henry asked about their future and she basically says "What future? My fate is out of my hands I just wanted to make the most out of the time we have together because I do like you. We'll just never be allowed to be together." I'm paraphrasing but my point is she didn't freak out on me she just wanted to make it clear there wasn't a realistic path forward. Obviously Kunzlin likes you and Rosa gives you a kiss in front of him, but does he like you enough to let you, a commoner, carry on his esteemed family line? That's a different story.
Anonymous No.534886652 >>534887715
>>534885351
yeah i also don't know what >>534884347 is talking about
Anonymous No.534887715 >>534888701
>>534885351
>>534886652
If you pick the second option you lose rep with her and she gets mad, is real
Anonymous No.534888701
>>534887715
I believed you but now I know your Henry doesn't seem to value his life.
Anonymous No.534888963
>>534828056
I would give anything to be a fly on the wall of the Tom/Luke rpf discord server when he said this
Anonymous No.534901750
fat and pregnant bump
Anonymous No.534902804 >>534903846
>>534880616
>>534881042
Its about the war scale apparently.. crusaders can be very big and not in line with their vision or something
Also could be a PR speak for "crusade is overrated"
Anonymous No.534903846 >>534905458
>>534881042
>>534902804
Bohemia had five crusades launched against it during the Hussite Wars, so I can imagine the Czech devs and their audience hating the idea.
Anonymous No.534904934 >>534964564
>>534878965
OnlyHans, although I hadn’t intended to go down his route originally. My reasons are pretty much the same as this anon’s here >>534880373. Hans feels like a perfectly organic, developed, and compatible partner for KCD2 Henry, Rosa is fine for one shag but she clearly doesn’t love Henry, Katherine’s romance is just baffling although I do like Kat overall, and Theresa feels like someone Henry has long outgrown by this point and they have nothing in common.
Anonymous No.534905458
>>534903846
Ah no wonder....
Anonymous No.534905637 >>534924281 >>534930785
How long can we expect until xitterinas start complaining about the use of AI in the comics
Anonymous No.534913483 >>534930785 >>534937476 >>534959832 >>535053467
>insterik fujos try to stir shit again, create a poll for their groomer favorite and some crack nonsense to win, shit on hansry in the process
>get called out, cry "it was just a joke" like the cowards they are
>hansry is still winning, so they limit the poll visibility to make sure only their little clique can vote in it
>hansry is still about to win, so they just lock the poll altogether and declare victory
LOL. LMAO even. This group is a gift that keeps on giving.
Anonymous No.534924281 >>534925105
>>534905637
Could Warhorse not get an in-house illustrator?
Anonymous No.534925105 >>534959980
>>534924281
comics with warhorse artists level illustrations would be crazy expensive
and warhorse supports AI anyway
Anonymous No.534930785
>>534905637
I already saw a reddit post about it so it’s only a matter of time
>>534913483
Isterik clique wonders why no one likes them then they act like this, good lord
Anonymous No.534932390 >>534934704
Wplace has finally remembered Jobst, nice.
Anonymous No.534934704
>>534932390
W jobst poster
Anonymous No.534934792 >>534935269 >>534936837
bros...
Anonymous No.534935269
>>534934792
He wants the fat fujo donations
Anonymous No.534936837
>>534934792
His plans to do Theresa ending left his body as soon as Luke told him he got a $1000 donation and 500+ gift subs yesterday for Hansry sex
Anonymous No.534937476
>>534913483
this is why I can't watch logan's streams, he seems really cool but his community is unbearable
Anonymous No.534945630
Toms live
Anonymous No.534950642 >>534975676
Tom gambling addict vs Luke looting addict
Anonymous No.534956206 >>534956272
Replay kcd1, replay kcd2 or finish e33?
Anonymous No.534956272 >>534974060
>>534956206
Replay KCD and then replay KCD2
Anonymous No.534959832
>>534913483
What a strange hill to die on.
Anonymous No.534959980
>>534925105
oh
Anonymous No.534964564 >>534971021
>>534904934
>>534884347
I was in two minds about the Theresa end after finishing KCD2: on the one hand, going back to the mill and just settling down didn’t seem like something Henry would want to do given his established adventurous nature and the fact that he’s now so close to real powers and state-level politics, but it also wasn’t entirely unthinkable that a guy who’s lost so much might decide to step away from all the drama and live a quiet life. The dev notes, however, have changed my mind. The part where the writers elaborate on why Hans is so invested in succeeding with his mission and why it’s so important for Henry makes it rather clear that Warhorse views β€œgoing back to the spade” as the bad end for Henry and something Henry himself definitely doesn’t want.
Anonymous No.534966445 >>535010596
Aw, look at our Hans character-developing into the most socially responsible noble of his time.
Anonymous No.534971021 >>535033901
>>534964564
For me it's because Henry is canonically an ass man, Hans canonically has the fattest ass of all romancable characters, Henry groping Hans' fat ass only happens if Hans romance is done all the way to completion, therefor Hans romance is canon
Anonymous No.534974060 >>534988347
>>534956272
He might want to wait with the KCD1 replay until the remaster drops.
Anonymous No.534975676 >>534978502
>>534950642
Tom’s ADHD was off the charts today. One really appreciates Luke’s focus by comparison, even with all his singing digressions and kleptomania.
Anonymous No.534978502 >>534999834
>>534975676
They're both pretty bad to be honest. Luke zones out and needs chat every 2 minutes, misses timers during dialogue, refuses to do blacksmithing and alchemy because they "require too much thought." Tom is impatient, speed reads but then forgets what he read 30 seconds later, hates inventory management. They're very endearing though, the adhd has grown on me.
Anonymous No.534988347 >>534997187 >>535026126
>>534974060
There's no remaster warhorse wouldn't waste resources on that
Anonymous No.534997187
>>534988347
That's why they opened a second studio.
Anonymous No.534999834 >>535003865
>>534978502
To be fair tho theyre playing while juggling focus entertaining the audience
Anonymous No.535003865
>>534999834
I don't mean it in a bad way, I love them. It's like watching my dad play a video game, and I love that.
Anonymous No.535010596
>>534966445
It's good to be humbled.
Anonymous No.535010951 >>535011424 >>535012516 >>535018159
>evil Henry playthough
>get Bozhena and Pavlena hanged
>ok
>get Kreyzel and Bonnie hanged
>ok
>get Semine and Maleshov torched
>ok
>get Chenyek, Goliath, and Rat hanged
>ok
>be mean to Voyta and he gets depressed
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL LIKE SHIT
Anonymous No.535011424
>>535010951
You're a fuckin monster.
Anonymous No.535012516 >>535018012 >>535019613
>>535010951
>be mean to Voyta
Anonymous No.535018012
>>535012516
Did you smell hans butt too henry
Anonymous No.535018159 >>535022209 >>535035405
>>535010951
Voyta/henry is the only non-hans henry ship i approve
Anonymous No.535019613 >>535024663
>>535012516
Hey! No one asked you to smell it.
Anonymous No.535022209 >>535030195 >>535035405
>>535018159
Voyta reminds me too much of an old dad to ship him with Henry but that's based, you have my approval
Anonymous No.535024663 >>535028965
>>535019613
A DEMON
Anonymous No.535026126
>>534988347
They didn’t do the KCD1 Switch port either and yet it exists. Plaion has dedicated porting/remaster studios for that.
Anonymous No.535028965
>>535024663
Don't say that!
Anonymous No.535030195 >>535035405
>>535022209
I like kind looking old men in general so...
Anonymous No.535030196
Get stunted on Buresh.
Anonymous No.535033901 >>535050747
>>534971021
Speaking of Hans romance, in the last stream Tom made it sound like the original plan was for Hans to kiss Henry and then the player would decide whether to reciprocate or not. I'm glad they tweaked it, because ditching Hans after he's already kissed Henry would be just cruel.
Anonymous No.535035405 >>535036581 >>535046881
>>535018159
>>535022209
>>535030195
>Voyta is Henry in 40 years if Hans gets killed
Anonymous No.535036581 >>535037179 >>535038052 >>535060789
>>535035405
Voyta is too nice and indecisive to be Henry. Henry's brand of schizo is more murderous.
Anonymous No.535037179 >>535060789 >>535381638
>>535036581
>Henry's brand of schizo is more murderous.
I'm worried some of your Henrys might warn me not to come to school tomorrow.
Anonymous No.535038052
>>535036581
>yfw the Hussite murderhobo Henry does happen after both Hans and Ratzig are killed, Bohemia gets raided by the Crusades and he finally loses to his inner Istvan
Anonymous No.535046881
>>535035405
Henry dies soon after hans death
Anonymous No.535050747 >>535099950
>>535033901
It was probably changed because
>that’s extremely cruel
>would break the flow of the cutscene by having to split it up with another dialogue choice
>chuds would scream that the romance is forced
Anonymous No.535053467 >>535056491
>>534913483
Update: rigging attempts failed, the weird clique admits total hansry victory.
Anonymous No.535056491
>>535053467
point and laugh
Anonymous No.535060789 >>535381638 >>535414438
>>535036581
>>535037179
Henry can say and do some very deranged things if you're doing an evil run.
>doesn't give a fuck when finding Pavlena hanging from tree
>"I hope your revenge was worth it."
>kill Burkhard's men instead of letting them run away
>"So what? They deserved it, all bandits deserve to die like scum."
>kill Bellisimo and gaslight Voyta about it
>"Don't worry about it. You'll never see him again and that's what you wanted, right Voyta?"
>threaten granny at Maleshov
>"Mind your soup before I drown you in it."
>threaten Lady Ofka
>"Just sit here and be quiet. You don't want me to cut up your pretty smile, do you?"
>yell at Hans and make him have a panic attack (I'm not writing that one out because it's sad)
>ask for a reward when doing Katherine's side quest but then tell her to fuck off
>"That's not enough for me. Maybe I'll come back when you're feeling more rewarding."
Anonymous No.535071896 >>535082252 >>535089752
DLC news coming next week according to Tobi.
Anonymous No.535081687
pregnant bump
Anonymous No.535082252 >>535084323 >>535126814
>>535071896
Can this gen survive until then?
Anonymous No.535084323
>>535082252
It will have to. There’s also the mythical remaster/upgrade, which will also be announced at Gamescom, presumably.
Anonymous No.535089752 >>535100043 >>535118672
>>535071896
What are our hopes for the Forge dlc?
I just want to make a cool cozy shop from nothing, like From the Ashes. Bonus points if I can invite Hans there for cuddling and sexo.
Anonymous No.535099950 >>535100734 >>535105832
>>535050747
I think it would make sense for a player who leads him on and then rejects him at the end
Anonymous No.535100043 >>535126364
>>535089752
Cozy shop, blacksmith guild shenanigans, maybe armor smithing, new currency, something involving the Kuttenberg clock tower
Anonymous No.535100734 >>535105832
>>535099950
That sounds like shit and non-canon. Henry is a good boy at heart, he wouldn’t do this on purpose.
Anonymous No.535105832
>>535099950
cringe
>>535100734
based
Anonymous No.535114887
Anonymous No.535118672 >>535154847
>>535089752
I hope it has considerable story
About martin or whatever... new NPCs, armoursmithing. If this DLC is small then then the monastery DLC would be basically an expansion but I want meaty stuff now, painter DLC was already kinda long for its price.. so I have high hopes
Anonymous No.535126364
>>535100043
>Kuttenberg clock tower
Okay that's all well and good but is Henry ever going to find out where the water in the fountain comes from?
Anonymous No.535126814
>>535082252
Not at this rate
Anonymous No.535138497
it's over
Anonymous No.535142294 >>535142529 >>535148661 >>535148767 >>535149532 >>535158182 >>535162551 >>535173446 >>535200848
even disregarding this general
there were people who were saying that faggotry is optional and we are overreacting
looks like in the end its this game's whole legacy huh
Anonymous No.535142529 >>535148661 >>535148767 >>535164408
>>535142294
Anonymous No.535148661
>>535142294
>>535142529
Based homo legacy.
Anonymous No.535148767
>>535142294
>>535142529
Iconic, honestly.
Anonymous No.535149532 >>535153806
>>535142294
You should be thankful to fujos and fags for keeping the interest in this game alive. Without them it would've been over 4 months ago.
Anonymous No.535149784
Although the degree to which Radzig "supported" Henry is debatable, saying this mere feet away from him is still funny.
Anonymous No.535153806
>>535149532
THIS
Anonymous No.535154847
>>535118672
Tobi said they at Warhorse are terrible at estimating the average play length, but he thinks Legacy should be 3x or 4x longer than Brushes. Then again, they apparently thought the pre-wedding Trosky part would take people like twenty hours, and then the press preview journos were telling them they spent sixty hours there and still weren’t done.
Anonymous No.535158182
>>535142294
>one of the most kino romances in vidya
>main characters and the face of the series
No shit. Even The Witcher official account called them Warhorse’s crown jewels.
Anonymous No.535161054 >>535161335 >>535163427
Time for some heterosexuality, /kcdg/.
Anonymous No.535161335 >>535161583
>>535161054
Source?
Anonymous No.535161583 >>535161780
>>535161335
@trenos_x on xitter
Anonymous No.535161780
>>535161583
Thank you very much.
Anonymous No.535162551
>>535142294
Bait bc average homophobic normie kcd enjoyers wont be on wplace to begin with
Anonymous No.535163128 >>535170093
>*clank, clank, clank*
Anonymous No.535163427 >>535164590
>>535161054
subtly the hottest chick in the game.
Anonymous No.535164408
>>535142529
The pic are pretty cool overall. I really like Johanka in Sasau.
Anonymous No.535164590 >>535168897 >>535202840
>>535163427
Based and correct. Fem Hans (Lady Jana, I guess) would have won that title easily, though.
Anonymous No.535168897
>>535164590
Her voice and expressions are so sexy. I can absolutely see myself falling for her charms and getting black widowed.
Anonymous No.535170093
>>535163128
Finally the feet content this general deserves.
Anonymous No.535173446
>>535142294
It is the best relationship in the game and 90% of all fanart for every fandom is made by fujos, what did you expect
Anonymous No.535173858 >>535175160 >>535180525
Woukd you hate me if i say female hans would look close enough to sydney sweeney
Anonymous No.535175160 >>535180525 >>535186173
>>535173858
I don’t understand the Sweeney drama so sure, that’s fine. I think her face looks a bit too modern to be a medieval waifu though.
Anonymous No.535180525 >>535186173 >>535196034
>>535175160
>>535173858
Yeah, Sweeney seems like a stereotypical American model to me. I could imagine Mackenzie Davis for the 1419 female Hans, or Sophie Simnett for the young Hans. She's also a Brit, which would fit with the games' British cast.
Anonymous No.535186173
>>535175160
>>535180525
I dont think so, i think sweeney dont look modern per se its just the make up and presentation imo

But that actress looks same level of pretty as female luke so i can be inclined to agree tho she lacks the soft bedroom eyes
Anonymous No.535189114
Luke hard nips era is back
Anonymous No.535194179
Lets do a countdown until gamescom
Anonymous No.535196034
>>535180525
I was going to say Amanda Seyfried because I remember she was cute in Les Mis but now that I look at her, she doesn't resemble Hans or Luke at all and looks too soft. Sophie could pass as a female Luke.
Anonymous No.535197408 >>535213571
Anonymous No.535198801 >>535202840
I know it used to be the default answer for every vidya adaptation, but imagine Kingdom of Heaven era Eva Green as a more mature female Hans.
>tall and aristocratic
>beautiful
>slutty and mischievous
Anonymous No.535200848
>>535142294
The ass trumpet will never not be funny
Anonymous No.535202840 >>535204519
>>535198801
I could see it if she was blonde and didn't have the makeup on
>>535164590
This is the first interpretation of fem Hansry that I actually like because fem Henry looks somewhat realistic
Anonymous No.535204519 >>535244235
>>535202840
>didn't have the makeup on
Without the heavy eye liner, she just looks weird
Anonymous No.535209968 >>535210313
When are they going to stop updating this shit
They keeps breaking my mods
Anonymous No.535210313 >>535210617
>>535209968
What mods do you use? When I'm browsing Nexus all I see are either mods that make the game easier or coomer mods
Anonymous No.535210617 >>535214043
>>535210313
I haven't played since march or april but this is my old folder it dont work no more
Anonymous No.535213571 >>535213823
>>535197408
>blacksmithing is not the main part of the blacksmithing DLC
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.535213823
>>535213571
It's probably going to be a money sink like the pribyslavitz dlc in 1
Anonymous No.535214043 >>535214762 >>535214912 >>535215092 >>535234094
>>535210617
>blacksmithing
nothing has been changed with smithing since release so all blacksmithing mods still work, but that may change with the forge dlc
>lockpicking
same as blacksmithing, should still work fine
>nude
>npc overhaul
>jiggle physics
the mod author of these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama so they don't make or update mods anymore
>carry and loot npcs
mod author had health problems and hasn't updated their mods since if it's the mod I'm thinking of
>the rest
never heard of any of these and have no idea what they do
Anonymous No.535214762 >>535220408 >>535221943
>>535214043
> these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama so they don't make or update mods anymore
Drama concerning what exactly?
Anonymous No.535214912 >>535220408 >>535221943
>>535214043
>the mod author of these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama
qrd?
Anonymous No.535215092
>>535214043
I just noticed the UI and sorted inventory mods weren't working (already unplayable) then it crashed 15 minutes later.
Anonymous No.535220408 >>535221943 >>535223685 >>535228818 >>535234094
>>535214762
>>535214912
don't know the full story because I'm not in the other server, only the modding one, but seems to be he was starting drama of some kind, got timed out repeatedly for it, lied about it to look like a victim, then got perma banned
Anonymous No.535221943 >>535228818
>>535214762
>>535214912
>>535220408
People complained that the npc overhaul mod also required his nude mod and he started calling people crybabies and incels.
Anonymous No.535223685 >>535225614 >>535228818
>>535220408
>mod scene
>drama ensues
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.535225614 >>535228818
>>535223685
My favorite ones are when the devs add certain mods into the base game via a free update and the modder gets butthurt.
Anonymous No.535228818
>>535220408
>>535221943
>>535223685
>>535225614
Speaking from experience, things like this happen because when a modder gets popular, they start to get a huge ego, which then leads to them shitting on other modders or doing shitty things because they think they're above them. This kind of behavior rarely happened back when everyone used forums, discord just makes everyone mentally ill.
Anonymous No.535231693 >>535232887 >>535233108 >>535234348
>kcd thread on /v/
>Everyone still seething over Musa
Anonymous No.535232887
>>535231693
Anonymous No.535233108
>>535231693
And Hansry.
Anonymous No.535234094 >>535240924
>>535214043
>>535220408
>they
>they
>they
Every single time.
Anonymous No.535234348 >>535235135
>>535231693
Honestly I think Musa enraged more chudcels than Hansry. But who cares what they think?
Anonymous No.535235135 >>535237295
>>535234348
Good point but it is hilarious how they thought KCD2 was the second coming of Christ. Only to do a complete 180 once those two details were confirmed. I distinctly remember someone posting an illustration they made of Musa giving Henry backshots. It wasn't even like some mere crude shitpost. They had really rendered it out. All out of anger because of the revelation.
Anonymous No.535237295 >>535238401
>>535235135
That's pretty funny. I also remember /v/ trying to spread false rumors, like Theresa cheating on Henry and leaving him for Musa. Along with the unskippable gay sex cutscene.
Anonymous No.535238401 >>535239329 >>535241119
>>535237295
Actually it was Theresa cheating on Henry with Hans, Katherine cucking Henry with Musa, and a 5 minute long unskippable sex scene between Toth and "a male entertainer" at a tavern with a uncensored shot of Toth's penis as he died. If I'm remembering right.
Anonymous No.535239329
>>535238401
I didn't hear about the first bit but the other two I remember.
Anonymous No.535240924
>>535234094
It was a man with a big titty anime girl profile picture
Anonymous No.535241119 >>535242423
>>535238401
>Actually it was Theresa cheating on Henry with Hans
That could have been hot
Anonymous No.535242423 >>535244446
>>535241119
Theresa's bullshit detector is too accurate to ever let Hans near her
Anonymous No.535244235
>>535204519
Looks fine except for the lipstick and hair/eyebrow color not matching t b h desu
Anonymous No.535244446
>>535242423
That just means she'd treat him like a human dildo
Anonymous No.535248591 >>535254595
Anonymous No.535251264 >>535251875 >>535260248
Anonymous No.535251875 >>535252719 >>535254717 >>535260248 >>535413486
>>535251264
I know they're implied canon but I don't get the appeal of this ship at all
Anonymous No.535252719
>>535251875
I don't see the appeal either. I guess it's simply due to the implication that some are drawn towards it? Plus seeing parallels between them and Hans and Henry's dynamic perhaps? Much like how Isterik fans are drawn towards that ship as like the toxic inverse of Hansry.
Anonymous No.535254595 >>535254897
>>535248591
What is this scene....
Anonymous No.535254717 >>535296787
>>535251875
>implied canon
Its just fujo intern inserting matching rings, vandalism essentially
Anonymous No.535254897 >>535256419
>>535254595
That's Toth and Erik saying goodbye after the torture scene but model swapped to be Hans and Henry
Anonymous No.535256419
>>535254897
Eww im taking it back
Anonymous No.535260148
Anonymous No.535260248 >>535265518 >>535290413 >>535292516
>>535251264
>>535251875
>two mid at best white men with almost no personalities
Some fujos just have shit taste.
Anonymous No.535265518
>>535260248
That's my biggest issue, they're both kind of non-characters and they're only shown interacting twice. And those two interactions are bland and don't show anything in the way of a relationship.
Anonymous No.535270947
Anonymous No.535273183 >>535280429
Finished my once per playthrough Rocky training montage for polearms just for this fight.
Anonymous No.535280429 >>535283386
>>535273183
Polearms are crap.
Anonymous No.535283386
>>535280429
Hence why I level them to the teens so I can beat this guy, and never touch them ever again outside of ladders.
Anonymous No.535290413
>>535260248
true
Anonymous No.535292104 >>535292546 >>535386478
5 days until gamescom
Anonymous No.535292516
>>535260248
Their personalities are perfectly fine for side characters and I enjoy their interactions with other people (Sam with Henry, Hans, and Godwin, Lichtenstein with Jobst). But they have zero chemistry with each other.
Anonymous No.535292546 >>535413138
>>535292104
Not going anywhere.
Anonymous No.535296787 >>535299970
>>535254717
>vandalism in a game where half of the studio is lurking the streams and social media to watch the reactions and the marketing guys chat with the Czech community like every two weeks
That's retarded and you know it.
Anonymous No.535299970 >>535300749
>>535296787
Sam/john is retarded and you know it
Anonymous No.535300749 >>535301332
>>535299970
I don't think anybody is denying that here.
Anonymous No.535301332 >>535307580
>>535300749
I don't think it's retarded
Anonymous No.535302643 >>535308030 >>535359704
If you happen to own a modded 3DS, someone made a KCD2 custom theme for it

https://themeplaza.art/item/110060
Anonymous No.535307580 >>535307739
>>535301332
The point is, anon, that it's impossible to secretly sneak in something that would attract that much attention from the fanbase when dozens of your coworkers are constantly watching that fanbase. I had to be a deliberate decision for whatever reason.
Anonymous No.535307739
>>535307580
*It
Anonymous No.535308030
>>535302643
Damn, I haven’t touched my 3DS in years. Looks great though.
Anonymous No.535310851 >>535312208 >>535312798
Luke is streaming from Kuttenberg at the moment.
Anonymous No.535312208
>>535310851
They should visit where Radzig was killed
Anonymous No.535312798 >>535315154
>>535310851
>Luke cooking alive in 36 degree heat
>denied by the church, then saved by Radzig
>random superfan soldier bro collecting Warhorse dev signatures like Pokemon
Classic Luke stream.
Anonymous No.535315154 >>535315516
>>535312798
Excited for the actual cooking stream because Luke apparently cannot cook at all
Anonymous No.535315516
>>535315154
He's method acting
Anonymous No.535316042
>Warhorse suddenly invading the chat
Kek. Big Brother is watching you.
Anonymous No.535318009
Czech dudes seem ridiculously tall. Luke is like 6ft and most of them have to look down at him.
Anonymous No.535321849 >>535325992
Making counterfeit groschen back in the day seems easy, no wonder why it happened. Also
>Are you happy Luke? Do you want to go again?
KEK Michael is such a dad
Anonymous No.535325992 >>535327991
>>535321849
If you got caught it was the noose though
Anonymous No.535327991 >>535328307 >>535351773
>>535325992
Depends on the time period. Ottokar II instituted death penalty for it (usually beheading or the noose) and the counterfeiter also lost all his property if sentenced. This lasted for about 300 years, then Vladislaus II decided his medieval predecessors were too soft on crime and started burning people alive for it.
Charles IV supposedly wanted to execute counterfeiters by frying them in boiling oil, but he never managed to get his draconian laws passed.
Anonymous No.535328307 >>535333239
>>535327991
I love the way you structured your sentence. It implied that the punishments would get lighter as time went one, but then I read the rest of it.
Anonymous No.535333239 >>535334293
>>535328307
Yeah, that’s one of funny things about the European Middle Ages. You’d expect the process of humanisation to be more or less linear, but it’s not. The criminal laws in particular often got increasingly more brutal rather than less.
Anonymous No.535334293 >>535342625
>>535333239
Especially eastern European history which can be summarized with: "and then it got worse"
Anonymous No.535342625
>>535334293
Eh, that’s not really the case here. Bohemia had more or less standard Central European history, arguably safer than its neighbours - it mostly avoided both the black plague and the Mongols, Ottomans, and other particularly terrible invader types up until the 20th century. The wars of religion sucked, but Czechs were responsible for a lot of that shit themselves.
Anonymous No.535351773 >>535352082
>>535327991
Slightly unrelated but I've always been confused on the details of how they burned people at the stake back then. I read up on Jan Hus' execution and it says they buried him up to his neck in straw. How does that even work? It just sounds weird to me. They didn't use straw for Joan of Arc, unless the source I read was wrong.
Anonymous No.535352082 >>535368526
>>535351773
Maybe the straw is to make sure they burn properly instead of dying from smoke inhalation
Anonymous No.535359704
>>535302643
neat
Anonymous No.535368526 >>535377237
>>535352082
wouldn't the wind just blow the straw away tho
Anonymous No.535377237 >>535378164
>>535368526
We'll see later in KCD3 when they try to burn Hans at the stake for sodomy.
Anonymous No.535378164 >>535381326
>>535377237
ok but I want him to be caned or whipped first so I can hear him moan and scream
Anonymous No.535381326 >>535382665 >>535392176
>>535378164
Hans shouldnt be caned and whipped
He should be raped, rescued, then fattened up
Anonymous No.535381638 >>535414438
>>535037179
>>535060789
I like schizo Henry, it gives him some gap moe.
Anonymous No.535382665 >>535392176
>>535381326
UNFATHOMABLY
BASED
BEYOND
BELIEF
Anonymous No.535386478
>>535292104
Tick tock, tick tock.
Anonymous No.535392176 >>535400484 >>535409490 >>535409604
>>535381326
>>535382665
I have yet to see a single hansry fic involving weight gain, you guys are all bark and no bite
Anonymous No.535400484
>>535392176
Man if you think youre shakespeare do it
Anonymous No.535409490
>>535392176
>changing a beautiful twunk in a fatso
I’ll never understand fatfags.
Anonymous No.535409604 >>535424182
>>535392176
>changing a beautiful twunk into a fatso
I’ll never understand fatfags.
Anonymous No.535413138
>>535292546
I love you i love us i love this place
We shall prosper
Anonymous No.535413486 >>535466190
>>535251875
My personal theory is that Warhorse semi-canonised Sam/John simply because the idea of Martin’s whole family having a lord fetish was too funny to pass.
Anonymous No.535414247 >>535414451 >>535414529
yummy succulent ice cream
Anonymous No.535414438 >>535470240
>>535060789
>>535381638
As much as I personally dislike schizo Henry, Tom has stated multiple times that he really enjoyed exploring the darker side of the character so who am I to disagree. That's the beauty of a great RPG. You can play any role you see fit.
Anonymous No.535414451 >>535414529 >>535477815 >>535479598
>>535414247
yummy
Anonymous No.535414529
>>535414247
>>535414451
There is a picture of Luke in the dictionary next to the entry: "theater kid".
Anonymous No.535416794 >>535417706 >>535434161
This is by far the guiltiest choice I allow myself to make in the game and it's barely a choice. It hurts every time, kill or spare. This is easily the worst thing that Henry is FORCED to do in either game right?
Anonymous No.535417706 >>535418081
>>535416794
I spared him ezpz
Anonymous No.535418081 >>535419021 >>535419027
>>535417706
Even when you spare him, the betrayal is the worst part. He's a commoner like you which cuts even deeper. You arguably become closer to Katz than the members of the Devil's Pack. It's a necessary evil but it feels awful either way. War is nasty business.
Anonymous No.535419021
>>535418081
>the betrayal is the worst part
Okay obviously killing him is worse than betraying him. My point is a moral Henry would feel very guilty either way. I felt like I was setting myself up for a Norm Macdonald "hypocrisy" bit.
Anonymous No.535419027 >>535419473
>>535418081
I mean you're from different sides... but yeah, I didnt expect getting attached to an enemy. the wars is bad thinkpiece is strong in this segment
Anonymous No.535419473 >>535419754
>>535419027
Even the Crow plot if you see it to completion reinforces that. You aren't "allies" but you have a common enemy. Framing Grozav and allowing Crow to complete his mission hurts Sigismund in both respects. Grozav is clearly a piece of shit but he's innocent. Crow is guilty but stands to really harm your greatest adversary. No right, hands clean, way to do this questline.
Anonymous No.535419754 >>535420417
>>535419473
True its crazy how the immoral route can benefit you.. i know the game is trying to get your mentality into the era but still im used to games where the best option is the most moral one
Anonymous No.535420417
>>535419754
>the immoral route
But is it really the "immoral route" if the ends supposedly justify the means? I love the themes this game explores.
Anonymous No.535424182 >>535429061
>>535409604
I kind of get it because I think chubby girls are hot. The lizard part of my brain associates it with fertility. It’s actually kind of interesting to me that fujos feel the same way despite them being female and Hans being a guy.
Anonymous No.535428665
I love the Posy bros and their quest. Easily one of the highlights of Kuttenberg.
Anonymous No.535429061 >>535458290
>>535424182
>fujos
All the fat fetishism I’ve ever seen was coming from men for some reason. Bara is all about that.
Anonymous No.535434161
>>535416794
I didn't feel bad about it. Yes, he was just a soldier following orders, but Katz gave the order to bomb Nebakov, which leads to Hans being captured, developing ptsd, and Henry and Zizka being tortured. When Katherine points out who he is to Henry, he's pissed and clearly wants revenge. Even if you do choose to spare him and let him go, he seethes and calls you a traitor and says he'll never forgive you, despite the fact that you're just following orders just like him. So fuck him, he deserves it.
Anonymous No.535434605 >>535446313
bros the girl helping luke cook is a qt3.14
Anonymous No.535445418
live
Anonymous No.535446313 >>535448186
>>535434605
Luke got roasted hard during the stream. He fully deserved it, though.
Anonymous No.535448186 >>535450718
>>535446313
>can't roll dough into balls
>burned the stew
Anonymous No.535450718
>>535448186
>told that his β€œβ€β€β€stew”””” tastes like Satan
How can he ever recover?
Anonymous No.535458290
>>535429061
>Bara is all about that.
Not all but a good degree of it, sure.
Anonymous No.535459070 >>535461893 >>535477687
Anonymous No.535461893
>>535459070
gyatt
Anonymous No.535466190
>>535413486
lol
Anonymous No.535470240 >>535471013 >>535479827
>>535414438
I think it’s clear that evil Henry is not how we’re canonically supposed to play the games. Occasional schizo episodes are fine, but going full asshole doesn’t mesh with the cutscene Henry at all.
Anonymous No.535471013 >>535479827
>>535470240
Cutscene Henry is aware of the camera and is on his best behavior
Anonymous No.535477687 >>535479324
>>535459070
>give the best ass in the game to a guy
What did Warhorse mean by this?
Anonymous No.535477815
>>535414451
god I wish that were me
Anonymous No.535479324
>>535477687
Sometimes art reflects reality
Men have better asses and I'm tired of denying it
Anonymous No.535479598
>>535414451
He licks that thing like he's eating pussy
If the fujo bucks keep rolling in he really will hop on onlyfans
Anonymous No.535479827 >>535480013
>>535470240
>>535471013
Cutscene Henry looks pretty evil when confronting Toth and Markvart though
Anonymous No.535480013
>>535479827
There are limits to his self control even when the cameras on him
Anonymous No.535480218
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous No.535480610 >>535491913
very telling that this gen is most active when fags and fujos are lusting for hans and luke
Anonymous No.535491913 >>535492993
>>535480610
We'll be more active when more dlc comes out but for now there's not much else to talk about
You guys think Hans would be into Henry's feet? Just his specifically
Anonymous No.535492993 >>535494160 >>535498458
>>535491913
No, if either of them would be into feet it's Henry. Hans would probably have a piss fetish.
Anonymous No.535494160 >>535498458
>>535492993
He would have a thing for piss I agree
Henry can't tell Hans he's going for a piss without getting his cock sucked
For the feet it's not so much as a fetish but more being so obsessed with someone you like every part of them
Anonymous No.535498458 >>535499215
>>535492993
>>535494160
I'm going to miss this gen so much when it dies
Anonymous No.535499215
>>535498458
>when it dies
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Ace fucking Combat has an active general, there's no reason to think KCD can't. Even if it ends up being /whg/ (Warhorse general).
Anonymous No.535499450 >>535500223 >>535500318 >>535502018
/v/ is at it again.
Anonymous No.535500223
>>535499450
For me it was when he joined a naked man in the bath without a second thought, or a first one even
I hope /v/ never forgets about us
Anonymous No.535500318 >>535500589
>>535499450
Seething about games you don't play is so pathetic. It's like those anons that show up to this gen every few days to whine about warhorse selling out and giving up on historical accuracy. The game has been out for 6 months. Even the first game had many historical anachronisms. I'm a straightfag ffs.
Anonymous No.535500589 >>535501314
>>535500318
They have a point though I personally paid warhorse 2 billion dollars to make Hans and Henry kiss on screen
Anonymous No.535501314
>>535500589
>paid warhorse 2 billion dollars
Based I guess this means we're definitely getting at least 2 more games.
Anonymous No.535502018 >>535502336 >>535520381 >>535534551 >>535705401
>>535499450
You can tell that they've never played the first game either
Anonymous No.535502336 >>535503554
>>535502018
I'd say that musk of infinite allure must have worked on Henry but he was always like that
But now that I think about it maybe that was what Hans was planning all along
Anonymous No.535503554
>>535502336
Hans wanted the bbc the instant Henry saved him from cuman rape
Anonymous No.535505152 >>535505297
even steam can't recommend me games similar to KCD
Anonymous No.535505297
>>535505152
Can't recommend something that doesn't exist
Anonymous No.535505852 >>535506834
These guys are so fucking funny. This whole scene is great.
Anonymous No.535506834
>>535505852
I was expecting one of the horses to plow into the cart and send cabbages flying everywhere
Anonymous No.535511127 >>535512272 >>535516772
>>534233302 (OP)
Oh no, bros!
https://youtu.be/fWdM6WvaFtY?si=8OyEjS7j9scMLOWA&t=1989
Anonymous No.535512272
>>535511127
>KCD2 is gay here's a picture of me sucking cock so I know we're all on the same page
Anonymous No.535513723 >>535513998
Anonymous No.535513998
>>535513723
sex
Anonymous No.535516772
>>535511127
I am not gonna watch that and ruin my youtube algorithm
Anonymous No.535520381 >>535520531 >>535524084 >>535533103
>>535502018
Imagine making an effort to make a woman fuck hans
Anonymous No.535520531 >>535520996 >>535533103
>>535520381
You don't help your friends get laid? Jokes aside, I wonder how many of us did sucessfully help Hans get in bed with the butchers daughter?
Anonymous No.535520876 >>535523520
3 days until forge DLC
Anonymous No.535520996
>>535520531
I failed tho i didnt deliberately do it... i fed him correct verses but he fucked it up... i sang to the butcher and he left me alone and hans got kicked out
Anonymous No.535523520 >>535547203
>>535520876
wat
Anonymous No.535524084 >>535525495 >>535528302 >>535531286
>>535520381
I did it for the achievements then I reloaded and made him fail so he stays a virgin until Henry takes his maidenhood
Anonymous No.535525495 >>535528302
>>535524084
That's long gone after what those Cumans did to Hans.
Anonymous No.535527840
Is there a mod that extends the Kuttenberg tournament? So instead of best 2 out of 3 it's something like best 8 out of 9 or something like that.
Anonymous No.535528302 >>535531286
>>535524084
>>535525495
Virgin Hans is hot but so is rapebait Hans
Anonymous No.535531286
>>535524084
>>535528302
How does virgin Hans work? He pretends to have sex with women but actually just pays them to hang out with him?
Anonymous No.535533103 >>535535073
>>535520531
>>535520381
Henry canonically fed Hans the wrong verses and sabotaged Hans’ romance, by the way. They mention it in KCD2.
Anonymous No.535533548
the fucking guard on the left randomly jumped into the arena what the hell
Anonymous No.535534551
>>535502018
Somebody post that part where Henry goes all β€œI don’t see what he sees in her, she’s ugly and she stinks!” like a jealous teenage girl.
Anonymous No.535535073
>>535533103
kek, Hansry truly is endgame.
Anonymous No.535535606 >>535535907
I gave both games a try, couldn't make it past the tutorial. Why the fuck is it so slow? Everything kicks my ass. Who thought this was fun?
Anonymous No.535535907 >>535536354
>>535535606
It's not for adhd zoomoids it's for old fucks (28) like me
Everything's supposed to kick your ass until you get good and then it's you doing the ass kicking
Anonymous No.535536354 >>535536873 >>535563618
>>535535907
When are you considered "good"? At what point is Henry considered fully combat ready?
Anonymous No.535536873 >>535537064
>>535536354
>When are you considered "good"?
When you've learned the mechanics
>At what point is Henry considered fully combat ready?
Ideally in the final stretch of the game/s but in reality you can get there pretty quickly
Anonymous No.535537064 >>535537215
>>535536873
Can you outlevel enemies or are you just completely stuck if you can't get the swordplay mechanic down?
Anonymous No.535537215 >>535537423 >>535537507
>>535537064
You can, but if swordplay is that hard for you you might prefer going for stealth or bane poison cheese
Anonymous No.535537423 >>535538001
>>535537215
So in the tutorial for the first game, when you're supposed to run away from the Cuman, I tried fighting him just to see if I could land a couple of hits. It was literally impossible.
Now lets say you reach a point where you've more or less mastered the mechanics of swordplay. Will you ever end up in a situation like that where you're completely helpless through a sheer level difference?
Anonymous No.535537507 >>535538001
>>535537215
I guess a better question is, how much of the difficulty is coming from level difference vs a skill issue?
Anonymous No.535538001 >>535584798
>>535537423
>>535537507
If it's 1 on 1 I can manage with low stats, if you're decent with the mechanics you can avoid taking damage easily enough
Good gear and perks make you deal more damage and take less so more mistakes are tolerated, but you'll still get your ass handed to you if you don't know what you're doing
The early game is supposed to be really dangerous, you should get some decent gear, train with Bernard and probably unlock master strike too before you start fighting
Anonymous No.535547203
>>535523520
Im doing the dlc countdown you silly goose
Anonymous No.535556943 >>535560038 >>535563339 >>535568419
During my first play through i had sex with every foid and bath wench (except hans). Question is can you SEX both Hans and Katherine without reloading a save?
Anonymous No.535560038
>>535556943
No just have sex with Hans
Anonymous No.535563339
>>535556943
Nope. The scenes happen at the same time chronologically, so you have to choose one.
Anonymous No.535563618 >>535584798
>>535536354
Seconding what someone else said, learning master strike is when you get good. In KCD1 you can learn it from Bernard after saving Hans iirc, and in KCD2 you can learn it from Tomcat after talking to Bara. Fights with multiple enemies can still be rough but master strike is basically a requirement. Also poison your weapons.
Anonymous No.535568419
>>535556943
No, you can say goodbye to both but only sex one of them. I have to say Katherine's platonic goodbye is much better than her romantic one. Zizka's speech is also different and better without him telling you to fuck Katherine for no reason.
Anonymous No.535575230
GAMESCOM SOON BROS
DLC INCOMING
WE WON
Anonymous No.535578936 >>535579868 >>535581586 >>535608748
I killed this bitch and she respawned?? Worst day in my life
Anonymous No.535579868
>>535578936
Killed her after her second quest
Anonymous No.535581586 >>535584962
>>535578936
You think that's bad, Chenyek's quest marker wouldn't disappear even after I killed him
Anonymous No.535584798 >>535615998
>>535538001
>>535563618
I see, I'll give it another shot then. Maybe RPGs just aren't for me.
Anonymous No.535584962
>>535581586
nigger
Anonymous No.535587073 >>535588995 >>535591218 >>535615998
One last thing. What's the consensus on the save system? Playing the first game, it felt like complete shit since I'm incredibly autistic and like trying new things until I get it "right" and reloading if things go wrong. I'm probably going to install it because I hate the idea of choices looking you out of combat and I've more than once lost like 30 minutes of progress due to a death.
Anonymous No.535588179 >>535591218
Ive just realized its perfectly fine to finish sidequests after the main story is done... you dont have to do sidequests in kuttenberg at all for rpmaxxing... DLC can be finished post story as well...
Anonymous No.535588995
>>535587073
Save system was worse in kcd1... just install mod
Anonymous No.535591218 >>535630372 >>535634451
>>535587073
Personally I don't mind it since I like alchemy (in KCD2 anyway) but the save mods for both games still work so nothing wrong with using those. Save & Quit also works for savescumming if you're a consolefag.
>>535588179
Unfortunately there's a few side quests that can only done before post-game. Both of Katherine's, Hans' hunting trip, Seeking Justice and White Roe Buck since Suchdol becomes inaccessible. Maybe the Thunderstone one too because that has a part in Suchdol, I'm not sure how it goes if the village has already been raided.
Anonymous No.535601264 >>535603074 >>535607425 >>535639237
>Luke gets asked about the Forge DLC coming soon
>starts smiling then puts on a poker face and goes β€œoh really, what is it about?”
Dude, you’re on xitter and you constantly talk with the official accounts and Tom. You’re supposed to play dumb but not that dumb.
Anonymous No.535603074
>>535601264
He's a bit retarded.
Anonymous No.535607425
>>535601264
Must be under NDA which means he's in the DLC... trust the plan bros...
Anonymous No.535608748
>>535578936
Look on the bright side, that just means you get to kill her again
Anonymous No.535609974 >>535617538
Anonymous No.535614668 >>535635793
Anonymous No.535615998 >>535616447
>>535584798
To be fair it's pretty different from other RPGs, especially in the early game
People come in expecting Skyrim and get filtered hard
>>535587073
It's more fun to accept the mistakes
Sleep and save only is the way to play
Anonymous No.535616447
>>535615998
The whole
>you're garbage at everything so just run away
and the scripted fights where you're supposed to lose to advance the story just threw me off. I'm guessing it filtered A LOT of people back in 2018 when it first released.
Anonymous No.535617538
>>535609974
Hans sleeping in Henry's bed whenever he's away is cute and canon
Anonymous No.535617791
Anonymous No.535620347 >>535629248 >>535632079
>Hans confirmed to be making up Karolina 2.0 to make Henry jealous
Anonymous No.535629248
>>535620347
He's fooling no one.
Anonymous No.535630372 >>535634451
>>535591218
Thunderstone can't be completed after the main story you're correct. The Jan Posy and Tugbone Bellatores quest is another although I'm not sure if you just need to do Bellatores and you can do the second quest after the main, or if you have to do both before finishing the main quest.
Anonymous No.535632079 >>535632524
>>535620347
Why is it different?
Anonymous No.535632524
>>535632079
It depends on whether or not you heard about Karolina in an earlier chat
Anonymous No.535634451
>>535591218
>>535630372
Good point.. hopefully there will be a guide telling us which quests are which...
Anonymous No.535635793 >>535637929 >>535637986
>>535614668
His body being that pristine save for the arrow scar never makes sense to me.... im guessing KCD is.. realistic but i wish for more faint scars at least
Anonymous No.535637929 >>535641382 >>535641550
>>535635793
The devs probably couldn't be assed because all male npc's share a body mesh and textures, except for Hans and Henry who have their own textures. Most likely they just thought that no one would care to nitpick those details. Like how it's stated multiple times that Hans has an arrow scar on his ass but he doesn't have textures reflecting this. Realistically Henry would have a lot of scars from canon events like losing to Runt or being tortured at Vranik and Trosky.
Anonymous No.535637986 >>535641550
>>535635793
He should at least have scars from the torture
Anonymous No.535639237
>>535601264
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxRKLjrPjuldafH7mOOpyXOcTwIH1-bHgS
Christ, Luke has terrible poker face. He definitely knows something.
Anonymous No.535641382
>>535637929
I wish Hans had the ass scar but that's easier to excuse because they never let us see his ass
That being said I wish they'd let us see his ass
Anonymous No.535641550
>>535637929
>>535637986
The decision to just include shoulder scar is a bit off indeed... not that he shouldnt have it but that and not the rest make me curious about the devs train of thought. someone should ask tom or michael about it.. wonder if it had more story significance that got scrapped
Anonymous No.535641796
And dont forget the arrow from horse chase in first game...
Anonymous No.535650939 >>535651773
Do you guys just let henry be jailed/branded or do you savescum? I wanted to play organically as thieving henry how do i let go of failure
Anonymous No.535651773 >>535651967 >>535656465 >>535670316
>>535650939
Depends on what type of Henry I'm playing.
For my evil Henry playthrough I let him be caught and punished up until branding, then I run away to avoid execution.
For my good boy Henry playthrough I never did anything worse than stealing occasionally except for knocking out Emmeram and his entire family and robbing everything in their shop and store, and knocking out Margaret and stealing all of her money and clothes and leaving her naked in a pile of horse shit in the road but if someone happened to see and report then I would just pass a skill check with the guard or run away and avoid town until they forget.
Anonymous No.535651967
>>535651773
Emmeram is one of the biggest fags in the game. He's like the worst burgher stereotype imaginable.
Anonymous No.535656465 >>535657290 >>535670316
>>535651773
For kcd2 i usually hc henry as mature and he knows exactly what to do to gain money. Im playing kcd1 right now
I figured it doesnt make sense early game peasant noob henry to be good at lying or running away
Anonymous No.535657290
>>535656465
I dunno, early game kcd1 Henry managed to steal a horse and flee from all the Talmberg trained guards
Anonymous No.535658402 >>535659708
I forgot how much better atmosphere wise KCD1 is. for some reason its quieter and cozier. Is it just bc the npcs dont always chatter? Is it the soundtrack?
Anonymous No.535658770 >>535659708 >>535711458
Just got clapped by the cumans nvm
Anonymous No.535659708 >>535663789 >>535691303
>>535658402
I think it's somewhat intentional. The Trosky, but especially the Kuttenburg area are just more aware and affected by the goings on around them. It's meant to be less quaint. The music and npc behavior is definitely part of that but again I feel like that's more by design.
>>535658770
And to that end, while KCD2 is a more tumultuous and less quaint feeling game, I think KCD1 is the scarier game with steeper power scaling. That makes sense narratively too, given that after the initial shock and demoralization from his fall off the cliff, Henry would git gud at fighting again more quickly. I'm very glad they buffed the combat AI for Kuttenberg enemies at some point. It's subtle but noticeable and it creates another moment where you have to get better at fighting and/or get better gear again.
Anonymous No.535663789
>>535659708
Rattay is crowded, compared to kuttenberg no but compared to early game kcd2, it's bigger. troskowitz is quiet village but somehow did not have the magic. Rattay is livelier but somehow its also not, but also i think the hills and giant rivers in kcd1 makes it feel like the towns feel so much isolated than it actually is

Its a perfect early town after the intense prologue, you're injured and woke up in the biggish town and its also early in game with so much thing to explore you love the vibe and dont have to stray far. semine and nomad camp are probably the closest to KCD1 sense of wonder. Its livelier but also quiet
Anonymous No.535664539 >>535675719 >>535675838
2 DAYS UNTIL FORGE DLC
JCBP
Anonymous No.535670316 >>535678170
>>535651773
>>535656465
Emmeram is a piece of shit, but honestly it's completely Menhardt's fault for begging us to retrieve the sword.
>Heinrich i need this exact sword mein Kunst des Fechtens!
>What do you mean we can't just forge a new one and let Emmeram keep it as a souvenir for starting the Kuttenberg guild?!
German retardation knows no bounds
Anonymous No.535675719
>>535664539
JCBP
Anonymous No.535675838
>>535664539
S O O N
O O
O O
N O O S
Anonymous No.535678170
>>535670316
It would be much easier to accept Menhart and Emmeram as just being two butthurt Krauts if it weren't for the fact that Emmeram insists on breaking the sword since his faction lost. That's where he loses any relatability he might have had for me. Beating him down, outside of his own shop, in front of half of Kuttenberg is one of the more satisfying quest endings in the entire game for me.
Anonymous No.535684487
Anonymous No.535687592
>>534509046
Anonymous No.535691303
>>535659708
>I'm very glad they buffed the combat AI for Kuttenberg
lol
>sword enemy
>Bait master strikes. Never use combos unless you want to get striked
>axe/mace/pole enemy
>master strike and combos (optional).
Anonymous No.535692550 >>535693429 >>535698313
Does the last will quest work for you guys? Old bitch refuses to start the duel
Anonymous No.535693429
>>535692550
Don't remember the details of that quest, but when I thought a quest was broken it was usually just something from the previous steps I forgot to do.
Anonymous No.535694350 >>535694962 >>535710023
Did warhorse ever say anything about henrys canon charisma and speech level?
Anonymous No.535694962
>>535694350
Doubt it, because Henry is suppose to be a self insert
Anonymous No.535698313 >>535698593
>>535692550
I talked to her around 9-10 and it worked for me.
Who did you guys side with for this quest? The cobbler doesn't seem like he's lying, but Menhard said not to bring shame to the guild, so I choose not to throw the match.
Anonymous No.535698593
>>535698313
I seem to remember you can take the bribe and still kick his ass. Which I did on my Cuntry run
Anonymous No.535702318 >>535703458
Rescuing the thread from page 10
Anonymous No.535703458 >>535703721
>>535702318
I feel like it's all over for us
Anonymous No.535703721
>>535703458
just need to survive until the dlc drops
Anonymous No.535704610 >>535704794 >>535712634
Just finished KCD1 what is this Hans Henry gay relationship nonsense?
Anonymous No.535704794 >>535705036 >>535706192
>>535704610
Can't tell if this is bait or not but thanks for bumping regardless
Anonymous No.535705036 >>535705150 >>535705401
>>535704794
It is not bait, just finished the game with both them going on a quest to the league of lords and now i arrive here and they are gay?
Anonymous No.535705150
>>535705036
in part 2 you can turn their bromance into a romance if you want.
Anonymous No.535705401
>>535705036
Did you not do his side quest and his dlc quest? Not saying they're blatantly gay in kcd1 but the subtext is eyebrow raising. See >>535502018
Anonymous No.535706192
>>535704794
The kiss attracts fujos
Anonymous No.535710023
>>535694350
His Czech VA said β€œI like him, but he’s a terrible doofus. An ingenue, really.” This suggests Warhorse views him as a naive well-meaning guy and not some max charisma max speech gigachad.
Anonymous No.535710241 >>535710817 >>535711435
I just learned that they modeled the characters off their voice actors. Why does Henry look more retarded in-game than his IRL counterpart?
Anonymous No.535710817
>>535710241
If its kcd2, its the animation and eyes. He looks startled most of the time. Its truly mindboggling how kcd2 henry despite being chadified, ended up looking more retarded
Anonymous No.535711435
>>535710241
Authentic village yokel genes.
Anonymous No.535711458 >>535712903
>>535658770
Update, killed 3 bandits and their mangy dog. Havent killed a cuman yet. The cumans kidnapping hans will get the privilege being my first kills
Anonymous No.535711886 >>535712901 >>535713146
I saw someone complaining on a Youtube video about late game devolving into not even attacking and just waiting to perfect block/master strike, how true is this? I'm playing KCD1.
Anonymous No.535712634
>>535704610
They kiss a couple times and frot on screen that's all
Anonymous No.535712901 >>535714205
>>535711886
Yeah if you attack they have more chance bonking you first
Anonymous No.535712903
>>535711458
>The cumans kidnapping hans will get the privilege being my first kills
As they should
Anonymous No.535713146 >>535714205
>>535711886
Masterstrike is op but abusing it is a choice
Use combos or weapons that can't masterstrike and avoid attacking from the opposite side of enemies that can masterstrike you
Anonymous No.535714205 >>535717084 >>535717383
>>535712901
>>535713146
It's a single player game I know, but is there a video of someone who is legitimately good at the game? I really want to see what endgame combat looks like. I started KDC2 for a little bit before realizing I needed to play KDC1 and saw the perfect block and riposte trading, is that possible in the first game?
Anonymous No.535717084 >>535717383 >>535718196 >>535727729
>>535714205
Yeah watch Luke Dale's streams
Anonymous No.535717383 >>535718196 >>535727729
>>535714205
>>535717084
or Tom McKay
Anonymous No.535718196 >>535718329 >>535719136
>>535717084
>>535717383
>VAs playing their own game
Kino, thanks I'll give it a watch later. I have to ask, with KDC2 offering a gay romance between both of those characters have fujos invaded or is the medieval setting too much for them?
Anonymous No.535718329 >>535718726 >>535723143
>>535718196
They have invaded and made Luke fuck himself he was gonna do it anyway
Anonymous No.535718726
>>535718329
I fucking love fujo antics.
Anonymous No.535719136 >>535719665
>>535718196
Bro... there are fujos in this gen. Twitter, tumblr, and reddit KCD spaces are majority fujos. There are over 1,500 Henry/Hans fanfics now.
Anonymous No.535719665
>>535719136
It's been 6 months and this is still the wildest thing to happen in 2025
Anonymous No.535723143 >>535723307 >>535734615
>>535718329
If you do the math, Luke made over 10 grand in subs and donations during the Hansry kiss stream
Anonymous No.535723307
>>535723143
10k in a stream and he didn't even get naked. Crazy.
Anonymous No.535727729 >>535731562
>>535717084
>>535717383
devilish
Anonymous No.535731562
>>535727729
They have insider knowledge they know all the best tricks
Anonymous No.535734615 >>535734757
>>535723143
Wonder how much of that came from Warhorse employees. We know they lurk his streams both officially and unofficially.
Anonymous No.535734757 >>535744183
>>535734615
I don't think warhorse employees are particularly rich
Anonymous No.535744183 >>535744692
>>535734757
Eh, they’re software developers. They might not have California tier wages, but it’s good money.
Anonymous No.535744692 >>535748189
>>535744183
I'm a software developer in a first world country and I can't even afford to live in a one bedroom apartment in the city I work in
Anonymous No.535748189 >>535749962
>>535744692
>apartment
Unironically throwing away money. At this point a mortgage or rent to own is cheaper.
Anonymous No.535749962
>>535748189
I won't take the bait but I'll acknowledge it
Anonymous No.535755496 >>535755803 >>535757394 >>535762245
Anonymous No.535755803
>>535755496
Secret marriage with Hans
Anonymous No.535756724
Anonymous No.535757394 >>535760314
>>535755496
Public marriage with Hans.
Anonymous No.535760314
>>535757394
Hi Jitka
Anonymous No.535762245 >>535762449
>>535755496
Impregnation with Hans
Anonymous No.535762449
>>535762245
Hi Henry's mom
Anonymous No.535770795
Anonymous No.535773357 >>535774368
Lets talk about the game
Anonymous No.535773545
Hanush seems to have lost weight in kcd2
he's less plump
Anonymous No.535774368 >>535776257
>>535773357
Sure. I hope the Forge DLC actually releases soon.
Anonymous No.535776257 >>535776827
>>535774368
>>all
1 DAY UNTIL FORGE DLC
TOMORROW. SOON.
JCBP
Anonymous No.535776827 >>535788274 >>535808746
>>535776257
Tom streaming from WH studios tomorrow and Forge dlc tomorrow..... we're so back bros
Anonymous No.535780432
Henry wears a lot of hats throughout these games. Here he is being a therapist.
Anonymous No.535788274
>>535776827
Interesting.... i.hope for bigger comtent update.. tho i might not replay kcd2 until sedletz dlc
Anonymous No.535788313 >>535789331 >>535789764 >>535790220
Been playing KCD1, it's actually crazy how necessary Bernard's baseline training was for Henry to get even remotely competent at low levels. The game goes from impossibly hard to broken the second you do that training + get some gear through lockpicking.
Are rapiers/pokey weapons just completely useless in endgame? I had a 5 min fight with some bandits north east of Rattay while trying to get my first horse. He only took shots to his exposed face and nothing else. I couldn't even land my double face stab combo, it's kind of annoying. Is there some trick I'm missing?
Anonymous No.535789331
>>535788313
Combos are really hard to pull off in either game especially at low levels. Stabbing is useful but obviously not as much against heavily armored opponents late game but the range and the fact it still depletes stamina means you'll never stop doing it. Remember your opponent's health works the same as yours does. If you want to really hurt him you have to whittle his stamina down.
Anonymous No.535789764 >>535790220
>>535788313
Camp bandits are a whole different levels, that bandit camp is a part of Ruins quest with bernard where you can cut their ears, and the last one afaik... if you want easy bandits, at the forest near the fighting ring where you can fight milan, theres a shrine with a hidden road where you can find a pagan statue in it, random encounters happen there often if you keep walking and go deep inside road leading to hill: one/two unarmed bandits, a group of bandits tricking you with crying woman/beggar, a bunch of cumans/bandits tricking you with an overturned cart, or cumans simply ambushing you. The first two groups are relatively easy to farm but the cumans are pretty difficult.

If you want the horse just improve stealth. theoretically you should be able to steal it during the rain after you get the rain man perk
Anonymous No.535790220
>>535788313
>>535789764
Oh wait the one i was thinking of was from the southeast of rattay sorry but bandit camps should be harder than random encounter ones in general
Anonymous No.535794750
KCD as a franchise deserves a GOTY people just dont care bc czech doesnt have a big pop cultural influence, its very much crafted with care and very few devs would attempt it
Anonymous No.535796594
>reposted by Warhorse instagram
It’s nice Henry has found someone just as crazy as he is.
Anonymous No.535797743 >>535797930 >>535802319 >>535804508
I don't think it's ever occurred to me before but why is Katherine here?
Anonymous No.535797930 >>535804508
>>535797743
Okay Rosa being there is also weird but at least she shows up after all the guards are dealt with.
Anonymous No.535802319 >>535802752
>>535797743
What scene is that?
Anonymous No.535802752 >>535803123
>>535802319
Italian Court robbery.
Anonymous No.535803123 >>535804365
>>535802752
Probably just an "all hands on deck" thing where they needed everyone who could wield a sword
Anonymous No.535804365 >>535808510
>>535803123
They don't know how to wield swords
Anonymous No.535804508 >>535805269
>>535797743
>>535797930
Katherine and Rosa are there to ensure that no one was at Ruthard palace to see Brabant being suspicious and stop him
Anonymous No.535805269
>>535804508
Thanks for giving the actual reason. I hadn't considered that lol. As much as their presence at the Italian court makes no sense, their survival staying at Ruthard's palace would make even less sense.
Anonymous No.535808510
>>535804365
Rosa can shoot and Kat can slit some throats with a knife when needed.
Anonymous No.535808746
>>535776827
3pm CET (*2pm BST*) for those interested.
Anonymous No.535809991 >>535810772 >>535813907 >>535818349
Grab you popcorn boys. vpol is on the prowl again
>>>/v/718465406
Anonymous No.535810772 >>535810940
>>535809991
I only wanna talk about boys kissing
Anonymous No.535810940 >>535811039
>>535810772
sounds gay af
Anonymous No.535811039
>>535810940
It sounds gay but it's not
Anonymous No.535813907 >>535814990 >>535818349
>>535809991
>A black guy is homesick and miserable in a foreign war camp? It must be a conspiracy!
These guys need to touch grass so badly.
Anonymous No.535814990 >>535815514
>>535813907
And besides tribalism was strong you got moravian cousin raving about moravia why not mali scholar tho i do feel they overdid musa and he felt like vavra trying to prove he could be considerate when he didnt need to
Anonymous No.535815514 >>535815642
>>535814990
You also Hungarian dudes at the camp ranting about Czechs straight to Henry’s face in way more insulting terms, and of course there’s Sigismund and his β€œtreacherous vermin” explosion at the end, but that’s totally fine because they aren’t black.
Anonymous No.535815642
>>535815514
*also have
Anonymous No.535816175 >>535816492 >>535816501
I feel bad for vavra i feel like hes just a nationalist, something that doesnt sound outrageous but journalists, wokes and chuds alike, want him to fit american politics
Anonymous No.535816492 >>535816641
>>535816175
I doubt American politics have any impact on his life
Anonymous No.535816501 >>535816641
>>535816175
>want him to fit american politics
So they want him to rape kids?
Anonymous No.535816641 >>535816939 >>535818323
>>535816492
Yeah czech fame is prolly more important

>>535816501
Hans is 15 remember?
Anonymous No.535816939
>>535816641
not in the games
Anonymous No.535817982 >>535818304 >>535819909 >>535822024
https://www.twitch.tv/thisistommckay

Warhorse stream is about to start, get in here.
Anonymous No.535818304 >>535819162
>>535817982
I thought he once said he didn't play games?
Anonymous No.535818323 >>535819550 >>535819664
>>535816641
>Hans is 15 remember?
The chuds should be glad that he isn't, because it would make the forced wedding so much worse. Old men literally selling a kid for money.
Anonymous No.535818349
>>535809991
>>535813907
Once again, you can tell these people never played the game. Musa outright says he's bitter because "the only part of your beautiful country I've seen is this camp, which is not so beautiful." He also wanted to work for Sigismund directly, who said lol no and sent him to the camp instead, where you learn that half of the time he's not allowed to treat patients like Peter and just has to watch them die, he's not given enough supplies, and his methods get criticized. His seething is justified.
Not to mention, all that dialogue is optional. The main story only requires you to talk to Musa twice.
Anonymous No.535819162 >>535819686
>>535818304
yeah, kcd2 is the first game he's ever played
Anonymous No.535819550
>>535818323
Perfect representation for murica
Anonymous No.535819664
>>535818323
That's what actually happened though
Anonymous No.535819686 >>535819854 >>535819862
>>535819162
>inb4 him struggling with WASD controls
Anonymous No.535819854
>>535819686
Nah, he's playing on PS5. Luke helped him his first stream a few months ago and he's mostly got the controls down now.
Anonymous No.535819862
>>535819686
They have him playing on a keyboard? Oh no
Anonymous No.535819909 >>535820242 >>535820476
>>535817982
Do you know why twitch sound doesnt work on pc but it works on phone...
Anonymous No.535820242 >>535821214
>>535819909
works fine on my laptop
Anonymous No.535820476 >>535821214
>>535819909
press the unmute button?
Anonymous No.535821214 >>535821420 >>535821843 >>535824727 >>535832804
>>535820242
>>535820476
Didnt work.. just summarize important stuff here when done pls and thank you
Anonymous No.535821420
>>535821214
>just summarize important stuff here when done pls and thank you
Anonymous No.535821843 >>535821917 >>535823106
>>535821214
He said Theresa is the canon romance
Anonymous No.535821917 >>535822246
>>535821843
unfathomably based
Anonymous No.535822024
>>535817982
>it's another Kingdom Farkle: Deliverance episode
Tom's ADHD strikes again.
Anonymous No.535822246 >>535822659 >>535822879 >>535823106
>>535821917
Spoiler alert: that anon is yanking your pizzle.
Anonymous No.535822659
>>535822246
The only puzzle getting yanked is Henry's the second he sets foot in the mill
Anonymous No.535822879
>>535822246
Pizzle status: Yanked
Anonymous No.535823106
>>535821843
>>535822246
I do wonder if he's going to go for Theresa or Hans, he's expressed interest in both.
Anonymous No.535823585 >>535824153 >>535824430
>chat shits on how Tom does alchemy
>he makes strong Marigold first try
>chat shits on how Tom does blacksmithing
>he makes tier 3 hermit's sword first try
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.535823659
Poor Tom, chats worse than him at the game
Anonymous No.535824153
>>535823585
tbf Twitch is even worse than /v/
Anonymous No.535824430
>>535823585
Tom is pretty good as long as he doesn't have to go anywhere and listen to any conversations.
Anonymous No.535824727 >>535825762
>>535821214
he just had sweaty breeding sex with Hans
Anonymous No.535825762 >>535827548 >>535827815
>>535824727
Then let me know if hans is pregnant yet
Anonymous No.535827361 >>535827619
It's interesting that the EN voice direction for Henry didn't change, because the Czech VA said the director kept telling him to make Henry sound deeper and not turn him into a teenager.
Anonymous No.535827548 >>535827815
>>535825762
Not yet they're trying again
Anonymous No.535827619 >>535828557
>>535827361
Maybe the Czech va sounded like a teenager naturally? Tom has a naturally deeper voice
Anonymous No.535827815 >>535827972 >>535828950 >>535829216 >>535829458
>>535825762
>>535827548
mpreg fans should be burned at the stake.
Anonymous No.535827972
>>535827815
mpreg fans keep this gen alive when you niggas let us get to page 10
Anonymous No.535828557
>>535827619
He sounds like a normal adult man, but Richard Wagner is just 26, so he does sound younger than Tom.
Anonymous No.535828950
>>535827815
To make myself clear I'm a fan of sex until he becomes pregnant (so sex until never)
Anonymous No.535829216
>>535827815
Blame Henry's schizo brain for giving people ideas.
Anonymous No.535829458 >>535830154 >>535831239
>>535827815
You think the Warhorse writers should be burned at the stake?
Anonymous No.535830154
>>535829458
No that's just how Henry's mom should have died
Anonymous No.535831239 >>535831471 >>535831620 >>535831691 >>535832137
>>535829458
They're talking about plapping Theresa in this scene
Anonymous No.535831471 >>535832137
>>535831239
I'm a hansryfag and you're right
Anonymous No.535831620
>>535831239
They were watching when he shot a load in Lady Stephanie, so they know that one is already on the way.
Anonymous No.535831691 >>535832137 >>535832416 >>535832739 >>535846776
>>535831239
Nope, this happens if you pick to settle down with Hans too.
https://xcancel.com/lun_etta/status/1950245299114693065
Anonymous No.535832137 >>535832289
>>535831239
>>535831471
>>535831691
It's a grim day when random fujos on twitter know more about the game than the general for the game
Anonymous No.535832289 >>535832354
>>535832137
I know it's in the game but it's clearly written with her in mind
Anonymous No.535832354
>>535832289
/v/ levels of cope
Anonymous No.535832416
>>535831691
Settle down with Hans. Breed Theresa for children.
Anonymous No.535832739
>>535831691
mpreg deniers absolutely btfo
Anonymous No.535832768 >>535834516 >>535834617
Did all you Hansry fags forget that Hans is getting married to that Kunstadt girl to unite their houses. There is no place for Henry there
Anonymous No.535832804
>>535821214
Matins heritage is the canon perk
Anonymous No.535833679 >>535833860 >>535834516 >>535837007
How the fuck are these threads even still alive? This game has nothing to talk about besides gay shit and the great Musa. Vavra killed this fucking franchise.
Anonymous No.535833860
Henry is canonically stinky
>>535833679
We can shitpost about streams as long as they keep coming
Anonymous No.535834516
>>535832768
>>535833679
we have /v/edditors here again, we are so back
Anonymous No.535834617 >>535835876
>>535832768
He had no place in lady Stephanie's bed either but he made one for himself there
Anonymous No.535835876
>>535834617
She made one for him. He tried to push her away, but she basically went: "shut up and bend me over"
Anonymous No.535837007 >>535841817
>>535833679
There's a kcd thread on /v/ where everyone seethes about niggers and fags. Maybe that thread suites you better.
Anonymous No.535841817
>>535837007
Ah so that's why we have tourists today
Anonymous No.535843098 >>535849470
One hour until Gamescom!
Anonymous No.535846776
>>535831691
Timely reminder that Henry thinks mpreg is real and holy if it’s a proper miracle.
Anonymous No.535849470 >>535849859
>>535843098
Any idea when warhorse is on?
Anonymous No.535849482
btw Tobi said dlc will be shown at about 9:30pm, so 1 hour 30 minutes from now
Anonymous No.535849859 >>535851720
>>535849470
Had the same thought, I muted as soon as they started talking about Call of Duty
Anonymous No.535851720
>>535849859
I wish new IPs were real
Anonymous No.535856189 >>535857232 >>535857681
Bros, I think KCD unironically ruined my taste in vidya forever because NOTHING shown so far has piqued my interest even a little bit
Anonymous No.535857232
>>535856189
Same, though Gamescom opening nights generally aren’t anything special. Most publishers and studios make their own announcements or use Nintendo Directs, PS Showcases and the like.
Anonymous No.535857681
>>535856189
The only thing that slightly surprised me was that Lego Batman game emulating the style of the Arkham games.
Anonymous No.535860550 >>535860919
KCD when
Anonymous No.535860919
>>535860550
NOW!
Anonymous No.535860958
THERE IT IS
Anonymous No.535861045
wow i can build a house
Anonymous No.535861048 >>535861308
>10 seconds
Still better than anything else so far
Anonymous No.535861090 >>535861448
LEGENDARY SEX WITH HANS SHOWN
That looked pretty cool though, I assume Tobi will do a break down after opening night
Anonymous No.535861308
>>535861048
unironically yeah
Anonymous No.535861448
>>535861090
I can't believe you can have sex with Hans every day at the forge
Anonymous No.535861823 >>535862108
When's the dlc actually out?
Anonymous No.535862108 >>535862476
>>535861823
Anonymous No.535862476 >>535863960
>>535862108
What am I supposed to do until then
Anonymous No.535863960 >>535864324
>>535862476
Cuddle with Hans
Anonymous No.535864324 >>535865017 >>535865154
>>535863960
What's the button for that
Anonymous No.535865017
>>535864324
F
Anonymous No.535865154
>>535864324
crouch behind him + tap L2 for surprise hug
Anonymous No.535865368
For those who missed the short little trailer: https://x.com/WarhorseStudios/status/1957890825230098440
Anonymous No.535866846
Time to part.
>>535866720
>>535866720
>>535866720