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Legacy of the Forge: August - September 2025
Mysteria Ecclesiae: October - December 2025
Previous thread:
>>531721934
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:32:37 AM
No.534234067
>>534284653
>>534299649
first for true love
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:38:23 AM
No.534234705
>>534235907
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:43:05 AM
No.534235190
>>534240757
Dead general. Only Forge DLC can save us.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:50:00 AM
No.534235907
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:21:29 AM
No.534239167
>>534240842
Congrats on new thread
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:22:50 AM
No.534239324
>>534243843
for me it's the poleaxe
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:37:33 AM
No.534240757
>>534235190
If Ace Combat can have a general so can we.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:38:28 AM
No.534240842
>>534215337
>>534221212
I wonder what Tom's going to pick romance-wise in his playthrough. I know he's expressed interest in staying loyal to Theresa and he picks the options to mention her when he sees them, but he's been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams. Wonder if he's just giving the fujos fan service or if he's actually interested. Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
>>534242381
>been playing pretty heavily into the Hansry appeal during his streams.
I sadly haven't tuned into his streams lately. What has he done in particular?
>Either way I just hope he does what he actually wants and the chat doesn't go insane on him for it.
Agreed but I wouldn't be suprised if some went berserk.
>>534242381
>>534242724
I just watched the one where he got the opportunity to pay back Bozhena and it was hysterical how reluctant he was to give her the 150 groschen despite having like 600.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:10:35 AM
No.534243843
>>534239324
90% of my poleaxe usage has been in the one quest where you're forced to use it against that knight in Sigismund's camp.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:19:04 AM
No.534244701
>>534242724
I might've missed some things but off the top of my head
>Hans says "I'll scratch your back later" during Troskowitz tavern conversation, Tom immediately asks "oh is this the start of the Hans romance"
>while trying to praise Mutt someone in chat says "praise Hans" to which Tom then praises Hans like a dog "you're my Hans, you're my lord, my lordy"
>random NPC said the phrase "my hands" about something and Tom unprompted went "for a second I thought he said Hans which is good because Hans is mine, my Hans" laughs then becomes serious "my Hans"
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:29:45 AM
No.534245760
>>534257049
>>534243707
to be fair I do the same thing
>19k groschen to my name
>need armor repair kits or smithing materials
>cheap and affordable
>still wait until nighttime to steal everything instead for no reason
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:33:28 AM
No.534246081
>>534248480
>>534242381
inb4 tom ends like the vtuber who restarted her entire playthrough at raborsch to romance hans
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:59:10 AM
No.534248328
>>534242381
Picking theresa doesnt diminish your chance with hans though... i also dont think he really cares about making a perfect option that rings true with what he wants... all these actors on twitch goal is making extra $$$
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:00:51 AM
No.534248480
>>534253874
>>534246081
I kinda get it lol.thats where he truly shows his true colors... early game hans lacks mainstream romance appeal
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:07:57 AM
No.534249094
>>534250918
>>534243707
You dont have to pay any groschen to her if she just hangs herself
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:28:39 AM
No.534250918
>>534265642
>>534249094
>she just hangs herself
The best ending for her, really.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:01:37 AM
No.534253874
>>534276404
>>534248480
I disagree, this scene did a good job at making people love Hans
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:34:35 AM
No.534257049
When can I compete in tournaments in KCD2?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:40:30 AM
No.534263496
>>534268231
>>534261103
When you get to Kuttenberg in the main questline and trigger the quest. It's one of my absolute favorite side quests too, for what it's worth.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:41:44 AM
No.534263601
>>534268231
>>534261103
A few days after you complete Menhard's side quest in Kuttenberg, the area is across from the barber area of Adam's bathhouse
>>534250918
walking in to find bozhena hanging there was 100 times more fucked up than this
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:32:52 AM
No.534268231
>>534282667
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:30:47 AM
No.534276404
>>534312573
>>534253874
Hell, I was sold on him after the prologue. I donβt see any other love interests talking Henry through his delirium-induced PTSD and then nearly dying just for a chance to save his half-dead arse.
Shame WH didnβt keep the Five Deaths of Henry idea, where youβd die in the prologue every time you gave in to the PTSD and failed to follow Hansβs voice.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:31:15 AM
No.534276425
>>534316667
>>534265642
Is this when you snitch on him to bergow?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:36:27 AM
No.534276751
>>534278074
The official account was in a protective mood yesterday.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:57:36 AM
No.534278074
>>534282664
>>534276751
I wonder what Hans might be witnessing that could warrant such irritation?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:01:14 AM
No.534281927
>>534265642
They deserved it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:13:01 AM
No.534282664
>>534783456
>>534278074
They object to all the suffering heβs exposed to. The commenters called them out, though.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:13:03 AM
No.534282667
>>534287875
>>534268231
Kuttenberg tourney is so fucking fun. I feel bad for anyone that doesn't get to experience it organically.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:43:37 AM
No.534284653
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:41:41 AM
No.534287875
>>534288903
>>534282667
The tournament was hype as fuck, even though I played it back when it was still bugged. Had to restart it once because it wouldn't progress.
Speaking of which, I finally found the alt cutscene where Henry gets flirted with on two fronts.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:50:38 AM
No.534288354
>>534289024
>>534290629
>>534221212
I remember when the first KCD2 impressions were coming in and people were describing various romanceable characters as pump and dump, only to then play it themselves and realize that Henry is the one getting pumped and dumped. At least the poor guy is no longer getting raped like in KCD1.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:00:08 PM
No.534288903
>>534287875
Tourney side quest is easily one of the best in the game. Also, Henry catching the damsel's kiss she blows him is so fucking cute and I say this as a straightfag Theresafag.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:01:58 PM
No.534289024
>>534290629
>>534293453
>>534288354
He can still get raped twice in KCD2
Whoever's fetish that was is still around
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:27:38 PM
No.534290629
>>534292769
>>534294872
>>534288354
>>534289024
Feminism really changed how those scenes are viewed, only thing that i thought count as rape for men is doubravka
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:02:31 PM
No.534292769
>>534293453
>>534290629
Feminism says it's ok to rape men
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:12:38 PM
No.534293453
>>534294565
>>534292769
It really doesn't, anon.
>>534289024
I know there's Doubravka, but who's the second one?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:28:37 PM
No.534294565
>>534293453
The camp whore at nebakov rapes Henry if he's too retarded to know what she's talking about
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:33:06 PM
No.534294872
>>534290629
The witches quest is definitely rape: Henry gets roofied, groped, and he's terrified out of his wits and unable to resist. The whore during the drinking with Godwin quest is borderline: Henry is shown dazed and checked out during sex, but it's not explicitly against his will.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:29:19 PM
No.534298997
>KCD lead designer Prokop Jirsa has said he likes browsing and looking at all the fanart
Imagine all those folders full of hansry Warhorse has at this point.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:38:03 PM
No.534299649
>>534304183
>>534234067
thats gay but at least they arent faggots. what a great homoerotic story where you save black people and jews.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:39:17 PM
No.534299742
>>534299821
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:40:17 PM
No.534299821
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:46:37 PM
No.534300330
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:33:53 PM
No.534304183
>>534311883
>>534299649
>black people
There's only one
You would know this if you played games instead of complaining about them
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:32:25 PM
No.534309228
>>534323338
>we have /v/edditors bumping these threads again
we are so back
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:34:48 PM
No.534309461
>>534314095
I kinda want e33 to win just to see the fujos having a meltdown. This level of glazing just bc of yaoi and luke is crazy
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:59:27 PM
No.534311883
>>534304183
>only one
too many
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:06:35 PM
No.534312573
>>534335014
>>534276404
Hans being near tears while dragging Henry half dead through the woods established him as a top tier waifu
>>534309461
Everybody and their dog knows E33 is the leading candidate for GOTY. You also seriously underestimate how much women love JRPGs.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:52:02 PM
No.534316667
>>534276425
no, you snitch to bailiff thrush and he goes with you and a few guards to hang everybody for treason
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:41 PM
No.534323338
>>534309228
I wonder why that is?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:00:09 PM
No.534330353
>>534325276
Yeah but it clearly draws from old school Final Fantasy.
>>534312573
If Hans were a girl, /v/ would be all over him, declaring that gaming is healing and how can real femoids ever compete.
>blond, blue-eyed, with long legs the camera likes to show
>completely loyal and devoted, would even let Henry be a happy NEET if he wanted to
>loves and supports all Henrys, constantly gives gifts, ready to fuck anytime
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:24:11 PM
No.534340107
>>534361270
>>534335014
gaming IS healing
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:42:21 PM
No.534349291
>>534243707
Hey, 150 groshen is a lot of money early on. I went back to pay her when I had a few thousands.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:11:45 PM
No.534352392
>>534325276
It's basically Dragon Quest but you play as not-Robert Pattinson
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:57:26 PM
No.534357220
>>534381191
>>534335014
This is why husbandos are superior.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:33:30 AM
No.534361270
>>534362927
>>534340107
does luke have an ass like this too or did warhorse just give hans a fat ass for no reason?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:48:27 AM
No.534362927
>>534361270
Luke has a pretty nice ass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:58:43 AM
No.534370038
>>534314095
women arent real, conspiracy nut
Wait how big is the age difference between Henry and Katherine? In the ending i got Henry says she could be his mother to radzig. Overall how old is henry even supposed to be
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:23:02 AM
No.534372432
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:00:09 AM
No.534376000
>>534372249
Tobi said Henry is 20, so Katherine could anywhere from mid 30's to 40 or older.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:54:53 AM
No.534381191
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:38:32 AM
No.534385130
>>534372249
Henry is hagmaxxing
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:54:31 AM
No.534391871
fat and pregnant bump for the evening
Did anyone else assume they had to make 4 horseshoes the first time they started smithing? It honestly kind of surprised me that you didn't have to. That was a generous decision on warhorse's part.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:30:55 AM
No.534395073
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:47 AM
No.534395976
>>534396321
>>534395070
I didnβt until that retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina over explained it and gaslit me
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:21 AM
No.534396023
>>534410984
I love how Tom irl comes across as this humble, working class actor and Luke is literally a theater kid stereotype constantly singing on stream etc. lmao. Their casting makes a lot of sense in that regard.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:45:52 AM
No.534396321
>>534395976
>retarded Trosky blacksmith Osina
Maybe it's having to deal with that Chamberlain every day but everyone in Trosky castle is a fucking asshole holy shit.
>>534396985
How does it look in motion? I might be on board if it looks seamless in dialogue.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:24 AM
No.534399197
I've beaten this game 4 times and I just realized I've never killed someone with an axe.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:30 AM
No.534399367
>>534397406
I don't know, haven't installed it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:34:13 AM
No.534404610
>>534740865
Of all the horrible, retarded takes on this game, I think the idea that Erik and Toth aren't lovers might be the stupidest.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:15:32 AM
No.534407405
>>534408161
>>534405320
My dad and I did this all the time.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:36 AM
No.534407484
I love this scene. Henry just strutting in looking like the fucking Terminator.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:26:59 AM
No.534408161
>>534407405
What, had sex after he killed your real parents? (Jokes aside I don't mean to actually besmirch your real father. I hope you have a healthy, loving relationship. :) )
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:56:38 AM
No.534410153
>>534412849
>>534405320
>everybody in KCD1: Wait, that relationship looks suspicious, and why the hell isn't Erik addressing his lord by his title?
>Henry in both games: I know you two are fucking!
>Istvan and Erik: Yeah, pretty much.
>meanwhile, the fans: What a nice father-son relationship, I don't see why you guys have to make it weird.
I'm just glad the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:37 AM
No.534410984
>>534412849
>>534396023
I think it's the other way around - the casting has shaped the characters. Pre-Tom Henry looked more edgy and "Luke is just playing himself", as Tobi put it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:01 AM
No.534412849
>>534410153
>the denial has mostly gone away after KCD2
The fact it still exists at all is so baffling to me. It's so integral to their arcs. I'm saying this as a straightfag with an admittedly deficient gaydar.
>>534410984
That's a great point. They both clearly adore the characters and have heavily leaned into them.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:13 AM
No.534413776
>>534414326
>>534395070
I wish we had to
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:59 AM
No.534413965
>>534417546
Best actor, best character. I'll die on this hill. I take my outing as the threadly Jobst autist as a badge of honor.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:21 AM
No.534414326
>>534413776
Right? I'm so geeked for the forge DLC. It's such a fun mechanic that makes perfect sense in the canon. I hope it adds a new, even higher tier of items. I want to be able to make God tier swords that I have to literally be pixel perfect at hammering. Armor smithing would be dope as fuck too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:59 AM
No.534415698
>>534416914
>>534405320
oh lol i came to this thread to ask that question
>>534415545
some people didnt think so?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:10 AM
No.534416123
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:24:20 AM
No.534416225
>>534415545
>fucking Istvan for years
>loses his mind on screen after learning about his death
>wants to murder Hans to hurt Henry the same way Henry has hurt him
I dunno, you tell me.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:56 AM
No.534416914
>>534417716
>>534415698
>some people didnt think so?
Yes. Some incredibly delusional, genuinely homophobic people. I say this, again, as a straight man. It's so insane that there are people that still deny this. This is also the reason I laugh at the narrative the game somehow panders to the LGBT crowd, because of a completely optional fag romance. The two most vile, evil antagonists are literally a gay couple. If it weren't for Hansry and one black dude the game would probably be criticized for its "representation" of gays.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:58 AM
No.534417546
>>534418957
>>534413965
I support you jobst poster
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:09 AM
No.534417716
>>534417979
>>534423516
>>534416914
Actually, I'd say Erik was a pretty normal dude by the medieval warrior standards before Istvan died. He's nice and courteous when we meet him as Godwin and even in KCD1 other people describe him decently. He's definitely no worse than a bunch of other nobles and soldiers we meet. He only loses his shit after Henry makes him a widower.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:53 AM
No.534417979
>>534423516
>>534417716
Fair enough. Toth groomed Erik pretty well.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:03:44 PM
No.534418957
>>534417546
Thanks bro. Jobst posting is no small part of the thread's continued success.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:08:37 PM
No.534423316
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:11:38 PM
No.534423516
>>534444793
>>534417979
>>534417716
You could argue that even Istvan isnβt the worst person we meet. Compare the suffering he causes to Sigismund or Bergow, and itβs just no contest. Von Bergow in particular is absolutely vile as person too, as is his son.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:51:31 PM
No.534426348
>>534436474
>>534396985
>>534397406
I installed it briefly and unfortunately the eyes and eyelashes look pretty bad during cutscenes and dialogue
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:57:28 PM
No.534436474
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:21:44 PM
No.534444793
>>534451283
>>534423516
>Sigismund
Reminds me that I saw a post about how Henry and Hans wouldn't be on opposite sides during the Hussite wars because "Henry doesn't seem to hate Sigismund that much." My nigga Sigismund ordered Skalitz to be burned and Henry literally saw him say "lol just torch the Jewish Quarter and kill everyone at Raborsch" during the council meeting.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:53:38 PM
No.534448363
Bump
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:30 PM
No.534451234
Since Luke is now at the point of no return at the Italian Job, just giving a heads up that he's live for those interested. Hansry time either this stream or the next probably.
https://www.twitch.tv/lukedalelive
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:56 PM
No.534451283
>>534444793
On the one hand, yeah, on the other hand, Henry is a non-fanatic Czech peasant. As bad as Sigismund is, allowing him to take the throne through legitimate succession (as will be the case in 1419) would prevent hundreds other Skalitzes. Because in 1403 heβs an invader and a usurper, but in 1419 he will be the rightful king and the protector of status quo, which means peace.
It will be an interesting situation for Henry for sure.
>hans shows up
>luke pauses game
>"we need to lock in with our cock in"
holy shit lmao
>>534458458
I like how he was scared of all the Latin and also utterly bored of the church disputes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM
No.534468882
>>534473942
>>534466870
no Hans on screen = bored
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:28:14 PM
No.534473942
>>534475846
>>534468882
And then he stole everything not nailed down in the Italian Court and made himself stressed as fuck when he realised heβs so over encumbered he can barely walk.
>I need money for Hans!
>>534458458
I wonder how he'll try to keep his 15 seconds of fame going after he finishes the game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:43:26 PM
No.534475846
>>534473942
KEK yeah, shame we didn't get to the Hans romance dialogue on the ramparts but can't blame him. The last 40 minutes was purely chat overwhelming him with backseating. Can't deny that Tom and Luke DO need some backseating to a degree though since neither of them pay attention 80% of the time.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:42 PM
No.534476218
>>534485772
>>534475589
he still averages 1k viewers when he's streaming non kcd stuff so I think he's fine, plus some oil baron fujo gave a huge donation today
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:08 PM
No.534480410
>>534493281
Cute femHans
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:26 PM
No.534485772
>>534476218
Rookie numbers.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:40 AM
No.534493281
>>534480410
Her head is ridiculously tiny.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:56 AM
No.534495445
>>534475589
He'll play hardcore with mods trust
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:53:46 AM
No.534513223
>>534515240
>>534509046
I don't remember these characters in my game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:22 AM
No.534515240
>>534519416
>>534513223
That's just Hans (childhood friend), Hans (widowed milf), and Hans (female)
>>534466870
for me it's that he's STILL seething about rosa rejecting henry
>>534233302 (OP)
Just finished this game. Anyone else feel like the writing and quest design was worse than the first one? In broad strokes, the plot itself was pretty cool and the big cinematic events were fun, but most of the side quests, especially in Kuttenberg, were really shit and not very interesting.
There was a lot of handholding during the quests as well that I feel like you wouldn't have gotten in the first one either. Like when you were unraveling the groschen fraud, you didn't have to do any thinking yourself during the investigation, just run to a dude, pass a speech check, and run to another dude. You also can't really fail any quests, you just get a game over and you have to try again.
The trosky region was overall much better, even if the quests weren't difficult, they were at least often funny. And the twist with zizska was really cool. Kuttenberg was mostly a slog outside of the main quests though. And even then,the character building and dialogue outside of established characters was pretty bad. You go through all this trouble of building a gang, but you don't really get to know them. You should have had side quests outside of recruiting them so that you can actually build a rapport with them. As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends. In KCD1, you compete and go hunting with Hans, slowly building a rapport. This is pretty much absent in KCD2 other than Katherine, but even her quests don't involve you doing stuff with her, you just run off with her and then basically dump all the info on her when you get back and she says like one sarcastic line in response.
Having those types of side quests would have been much better than the slop side quests in the Kuttenberg area. As it was it was mostly just fetch quests for unnamed NPCs. The only ones that sticks out in my mind after all those hours is the swordmaster quest.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:10:35 AM
No.534519416
>>534515240
I'm glad we got so much Hans!
Isn't this game pretty new? How is this general so dead?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:46:43 AM
No.534522578
>>534521773
There's only so many ways to say sex with Hans
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:40:02 AM
No.534527218
>>534521773
It's a 6 month old single player game, what did you expect? Even E33 general died weeks ago.
>>534517430
I think most can agree that Kuttenberg feels less developed than Trosky. You're right about the Devil's gang being underdeveloped except for Zizka and Kubyenka (but I liked Janosh too).
But I disagree about the side quests, I loved nearly much all of them except for a few. I did a replay of KCD1 last month and I would say the writing and quest design overall was about the same as KCD2. KCD1 main quests and side quests are also very much the same "go to this objective, ask this NPC this, pass this skill check, follow this trail, fight this NPC, do this" as KCD2...
Some quests do have different paths you can do, just like KCD1. For example you can tattle on Miller Kreyzel and get him hanged, save or torch Semine, be an informant for the Kuttenberg bailiff and get the Guild hanged, and so on.
>>534516542
The pump and dump thing really did a number on him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:01:08 AM
No.534528873
>>534608698
>>534528061
I was also a little pissed that her vagoo was closed to me because I gaver her her book a little late. I just wanted to save my bro first how was I supposed to know Sigismund would trigger a time skip?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:16:56 AM
No.534530181
>>534542025
>>534517430
Iβm curious: how long ago did you play KCD1? Because I started replaying it after finishing 2 and the quest design and writing felt like such a downgrade compared to 2 it kind of hurt to see. Everybody has much more character in the second game, down to the most minor NPCs. KCD1 is more videogamey, with the characters delivering clear-cut exposition, explaining how they feel, and everything is rather barebones, with little need to read between the lines for most part. The quests are also simpler and they rarely interact with other quests or events like they do in 2.
>As it is Henry has like 2 or three conversations with them and acts like they are all best friends.
Yeah, no. The Devilβs Pack doesnβt even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but itβs pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole. They are comrades in arms and currently share the same interests, but we see what happens when one of them dies. Everyone feels bad a moment because itβs a stark reminder of their own mortality and their likely end, but then they move on and itβs back to the task. Henry is superficially friendly with them because again, comrades in arms and shared interests, but if their paths split tomorrow, the only one Henry would occasionally think about is Zizka, and even that is mostly due to his accomplishments and atypically sincere patriotism.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:35:23 AM
No.534531583
>>534517430
Too tired to type but i agree with you 100%
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:53:22 AM
No.534540887
The almost unbelievably impotent "ambush" scene is one of the funniest in any game I've played. It's even funnier if you pick the dialogue option where half your guys run away before the fight (although depending on your level that fight becomes pretty damned difficult if you do that).
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:14:12 AM
No.534542025
>>534530181
>Yeah, no. The Devilβs Pack doesnβt even consider each other friends for most part - you have mini groups of people within it who care about each other (Katherine and Zizka, Janosh and Adder, Hynek and Zizka to some extent), but itβs pretty clear they have little emotional attachment between themselves as a whole.
I agree with you and feel like this is a really good point. These guys are the scum of the Earth and Henry recognizes that. Outside of Zizka and Kat, as you said, Henry treats them with anything from indifference to what borders on outright hostility. He literally threatens to beat up Kubyenka within 10 minutes of meeting him. They're his comrades and are a means to an end but they aren't his friends. It would be kind of goofy and cartoonish if the game attempted to make them that. Sure, there's some bonding from shared hardship that goes on but ultimately I liked the way they handled Henry's relationships with the Devil and his band. It's also important thematically because it reinforces one of the core messages of the games: that Henry is forced to question whether his allies are really any better than his foes. Contrast his relationship with any of the Devil's pack with his relationship with Katz for example. He's closer to a true friend of Henry's than anyone outside of Zizka yet you end up betraying him and potentially even killing him. War is a nasty business.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:01:39 AM
No.534544863
>>534633086
I'll literally play anything Warhorse makes as long as they keep the same foliage system. Most realistic, immersive nature in a game ever and I don't think it's close. Even games with comparable foliage always fuck up somehow by overdoing the lighting or something like that. Warhorse's treatment of the environment is an absolute clinic in fucking RESTRAINT and it's so refreshing.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:27 PM
No.534551349
>>534556397
>>534516542
>>534528061
I remember ranting βIβm not you whore! Donβt just leave the money on the table and ditch me in the morning!β in one of the early streams, and this is pretty much what happened to him with Rosa, who basically uses Henry as a glorified dildo. No wonder heβs mad.
>>534551349
Genuinely hilarious how Luke had a crush on Rosa when he first saw her and now he canβt stop seething every time sheβs on screen. When chat told him he could flirt with her in Italian he was like βIβm not fucking doing that, why would I do that?β and then when he saw the βIs there anything else I can do for you?β dialogue option in the Italian Court he just said βAbsolutely not, Iβm done with her!β and picked (leave) instead kek. I look forward to the seething when Rosa gives him a kiss and waves goodbye at Suchdol.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:28:09 PM
No.534558612
>>534569928
>>534556397
He's learned how profitable it is to make the fujos happy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:34:26 PM
No.534559034
>>534568242
Crazy how no other games are like kcd.... i thoight many games were like.kcd but apparentky not
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:32:42 PM
No.534568242
>>534632286
>>534559034
Where would they come from? The average age of gamers is 36 to 40 nowadays, depending on the country, but the execs still think their target audience is teenagers. A slow, sim-heavy historical RPG with no magic and monsters is an impossible pitch unless you can drum up some patriotic fervor to back you up, like KCD can in Czechia.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:52:26 PM
No.534569928
>>534612664
>>534558612
nigga he's known that since day 1
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:20:48 PM
No.534572520
>>534574054
>>534556397
Bro expected cute courtly love and got a dose of harsh realism and social climbing instead.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:37:29 PM
No.534574054
>>534572520
>cute courtly love
hans
>harsh realism and social climbing
rosa
>nothing
katherine
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:50:56 PM
No.534587250
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:47:26 PM
No.534599368
>>534604957
>>534575103
>Iβm a man of taste and honor. She had her shot and she fucked it up.
>She just wants me as her plaything. And I donβt forget.
Yep, still seething hard. Also, Isterikfujos on suicide watch.
>I donβt understand why anyone likes Erik. Heβs a bully, I donβt get it!
>>534599368
ah that must be why the twitter isterik fujos were starting drama today by calling hansry being boring and basic
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:18:00 PM
No.534608698
>>534528873
bros before hoes
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:53:46 PM
No.534612664
>>534615049
>>534569928
Knowing is different than getting thousands of dollars in tips from fujo fans
At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:16:00 AM
No.534615049
>>534621003
>>534612664
>At this rate he really will get on onlyfans
I sure hope so
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:09:24 AM
No.534621003
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:01:15 AM
No.534632135
>>534604957
Theyre so pathetic wtf
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:02:57 AM
No.534632286
>>534568242
I would love more games like KCD its super cozy with enough challenge you can opt in. I hope warhorse stick to what separates them from other devs..... hell ill take no KCD as long as its still slow burn immersive sims
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:11:51 AM
No.534633086
>>534544863
KCD2 and RDR2 have the prettiest environments I've ever seen in a game. KCD1 also holds up super well still, the forests and fields are gorgeous.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:36:52 AM
No.534640924
>>534643615
>>534647187
>>534604957
Erik and Istvan are so fugly though. I'll never understand why some fujos get obsessed over ugly white men. they're usually dyke feminazis who hate white men too.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:07:46 AM
No.534643615
>>534646393
>>534640924
Everyone can like whatever they like, but yeah, I don't get it at all. Henry and Hans are plenty attractive, but Istvan and Erik? Oof. I do think their actors are attractive irl, something about the game models are a bit ugly to me.
Moreso I don't understand the obsession they have with Erik being innocent and claiming that "he hasn't done anything actually bad." Meanwhile Erik canonically helped torture Henry, was part of the pond ambush, murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR, wants to murder Hans...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:41:51 AM
No.534646393
>>534658452
>>534643615
>Everyone can like whatever they like
WRONG.
>murdered le hecking doggo, eagerly took part in killing the Kuttenberg jews, STAY OUT OF THIS YOU BLACKAMOOR
I'd love to hear the mental gymnastics to defend Erik for this. Or maybe I don't.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:51:12 AM
No.534647187
>>534640924
Its the power difference and long history
But yeah theyre ugly its hard to care
Also the shippers are influenced by the quirky chungus viral tweets of romaticizing villains so they just wanna be part of movement
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:27:44 AM
No.534658452
>>534646393
NTA, but the dog murder happens during his mental breakdown and itβs also symbolism, with Erik essentially killing his better self by spiralling into nihilism and revenge. Heβs often associated with dogs (just like Henry), and the artbook says his white armor symbolises his purity and possibility to choose a different, better path than Istvan. Dead white dog = Erik has killed the good in himself by choosing vengeance.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:32:23 AM
No.534662295
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:51:55 AM
No.534663556
>>534575103
>Is this where I get to reject her?
>(when Rosa says her goodbyes) I donβt care, go away.
Luke becoming the #1 Rosa hater after romancing her is some funny shit.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:00:32 PM
No.534671417
>>534671949
>>534677007
>>534604957
What is with them? Canβt we just live and let live?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:07:59 PM
No.534671949
>>534675521
>>534604957
>>534671417
I heard it was just a joke... ironic laden gen z speaks or something
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:08:08 PM
No.534675521
>>534679917
>>534671949
they only started saying βguys it was just a joke :((((β after big Hansry accounts began to bring attention to the drama to the point that even Logan tweeted about it
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:33:13 PM
No.534677007
>>534671417
Standard isterikfujo drama + βhating the popular thing makes me more interestingβ internet cred farming
Business as usual, basically.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:18:20 PM
No.534679917
>>534683119
>>534675521
God theyre so insufferable
I feel like many isterik fujos started as hansry fujos they just dont like hansry is associated with "basic fujos"
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:06:49 PM
No.534683119
>>534689754
>>534679917
It's funny because from what I've seen the Hansry fujos are the ones who like "problematic" kinks and the Isterik fujos are the ones who insist that everything must be pure and wholesome.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:32:39 PM
No.534689754
>>534691543
>>534697379
>>534683119
I dont know anything about isterik aside from the shippers suck but i'd like to see hans getting raped
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:53:05 PM
No.534691543
>>534703780
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:55:59 PM
No.534697379
>>534703780
>>534689754
>wanting the purest guy in the series to get raped
Why.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:00:48 PM
No.534703780
>>534710634
>>534769918
>>534691543
Sauce?
>>534697379
Either i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
commented on KCD2's success on kiwi farms and got this absolutely retarded response in return
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:20:55 PM
No.534705873
>>534706742
>>534709348
>>534704705
>KCD2 failed cope again
Right, Vavra will be fired and Warhorse will announce they're closing down any day now. 2 more weeks!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:29:13 PM
No.534706742
>>534711465
>>534705873
the chinese bots get me. like what the fuck how is that the conclusion you come to... not to mention the game is unironically popular in china. kcd2's booth at that one chinese convention was very popular.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:52:30 PM
No.534709348
>>534710183
>>534705873
>Warhorse has expanded to 300 devs, planning to work on multiple projects instead of just one, single-handedly lifting their countryβs tourist industry, KCD1 remaster is coming, Tobi jokes that after all these years they finally have enough money
>t-he game failed I swear
The level of delusion of these fuckers will never stop to amaze me.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:59:33 PM
No.534710183
>>534709348
kiwifarmers are even more retarded than 4channers and that is saying something. i'm not gonna reply to this guy.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:03:56 PM
No.534710634
>>534751231
>>534703780
don't remember the artist's twitter but here's the full image
https://files.catbox.moe/0y0dey.jpg
>i want henry to save him (when it's cumans, bandits, praguers raping him) or i want henry to be evil and confused (when it's henry raping him)
BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:10:59 PM
No.534711465
>>534706742
It was awfully nice of those Chinese bots to fund enough money for WH to open a second studio
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:21:41 PM
No.534712760
>>534717517
>>534719574
>>534704705
Are these people still angry about Musa existing or canon Hansry?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:02:10 PM
No.534717517
>>534725061
>>534712760
>Musa
>Jews
>hansry
>muh desecration of Christianity
>muh girlboss women
>Henry not being glazed enough
Pick all six, I imagine.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:21:12 PM
No.534719574
>>534712760
>supposedly hate niggers and gays
>be obsessed with one nigger and two gays for over 6 months now
sus
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:59:56 PM
No.534723805
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:11:16 PM
No.534725061
>>534727596
>>534717517
Henry is glazed constantly but it's only by Hans
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:34:46 PM
No.534727596
>>534727807
>>534725061
Glazed his asshole.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:36:47 PM
No.534727807
>>534728014
>>534727596
They only frotted though.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:38:50 PM
No.534728014
>>534728581
>>534727807
For now. No shot they're gonna only frot next time they fuck.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:44:22 PM
No.534728581
>>534728014
Hopefully they have some lambskin and oil. If that's the case.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:42:03 PM
No.534734604
>>534752930
How exactly can I look through in game dialogue and dev notes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:43:28 AM
No.534740865
>>534753259
>>534404610
Why is Henry so bloody?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:07:13 AM
No.534749165
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:28:32 AM
No.534751231
>>534710634
Holy shit JP artists are based
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:46:39 AM
No.534752930
>>534734604
You can just open .pak files with unzip program. Its in the game installation directory. Just find something that vaguely about quests or story
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:50:32 AM
No.534753259
>>534756981
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:31:55 AM
No.534756981
>>534764118
>>534753259
I don't see what John and Sam have to do with this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:30 AM
No.534761793
>>534762294
>>534773172
>visit kuttenberg on wplace
>see this
hehe
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:29:20 AM
No.534762294
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:48:41 AM
No.534764118
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:54:57 AM
No.534769918
>>534703780
Hans rape is only good when itβs either by Henry or Henry saves him shortly after rape by bandits, cumans, soldiers. It has to have Hansry or itβs garbage.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:35:26 AM
No.534773172
>>534816360
>>534761793
Cute. Czechia better have Hansry all over it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:53 AM
No.534783456
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:37 AM
No.534790729
Bumpin
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:33:05 AM
No.534792872
>>534802147
>>534825159
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:53:12 PM
No.534802147
>>534792872
I should call out of work for this and go get snacks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:33:45 PM
No.534809837
>>534871836
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:22 PM
No.534816360
>>534818778
>>534850327
>>534773172
The app is currently glitching, but yeah, things are going predictably. Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:08:33 PM
No.534818778
>>534816360
holy shit lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:12:16 PM
No.534819183
>>534819551
>>534824238
unironically how do fujos have so much money
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:16:27 PM
No.534819551
>>534819183
They work part time jobs and live with their parents and spend all their money on him
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:04:49 PM
No.534824238
>>534819183
A lot of fandom people are crazy rich
Like how could you care about fandom that much if youre poor
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:13:52 PM
No.534825159
>>534792872
5 minutes to frottage
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:25:25 PM
No.534826305
HANS SEX INCOMING
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:22 PM
No.534827635
Hansry sexo!
>usually for romance and sex scenes there has to be an intimacy coordinator present during filming
>Tom and Luke didn't need one
kino
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:48:25 PM
No.534828645
>>534828056
They have done it before
Gays what other games are similar to these?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:51:02 PM
No.534828930
>>534830698
>>534832695
>>534828802
Nothing
Closest is probably RDR
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:43 PM
No.534829576
>>534831941
>>534832695
>>534828802
None really come to mind except RDR2. Maybe Oblivion, Skyrim, or Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen if you like fantasy and don't care about immersion. Haven't played Bald Gate 3 yet so I can't speak on that one.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:15 PM
No.534830237
>>534828056
Warhorse just rawdogged the shooting.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:06:23 PM
No.534830698
>>534831779
>>534832695
>>534828930
RDR quest design is fucking archaic compared to KCD. Nothing breaks the immersion better than getting a game over because youβve left the strictly predetermined route in your ββββopenββββ game.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:59 PM
No.534831779
>>534831941
>>534830698
While people complain about Baldurβs Gate 3 romance options all being bisexual. I still think the writing for each character provides a distinct experience depending on whom youβre interested in. While Iβm somewhat biased, I think for me the closest slowburn that provided so much payoff was Galeβs romance. Iβm glad that he wasnβt exclusive to female characters. Though for Hansry while itβs two established characters instead of your own getting with a companion. I think with how itβs executed, itβs a step above. I like both subplots in the end. I only hope more devs take notes from these games and are willing to step out of their comfort zone.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:29 PM
No.534831941
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:38 PM
No.534832278
>>534832695
>>534828802
Not a lot unfortunately. Iβd say more often than not same-sex romances often lack when compared to their straight counterparts when offered in games. Particularly when it comes to mainstream AAA titles. There are only a few exceptions in recent memory like Baldurβs Gate 3.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:18 PM
No.534832695
>>534833343
>>534833728
>>534828930
>probably
Bc you dont play it or is there a catch? I see it mentioned often but not sure whats the difference
>>534829576
I played skyrim and couldnt get far
>bg3
Its a different game and the appeal is more about the larian-ness
>>534830698
What the fuck? So you cant fail a quest?
>>534832278
I dont mind no romance, more about the open world and the life inside it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:30:15 PM
No.534833343
>>534832695
> more about the open world and the life inside it
Iβd also say thereβs nothing quite like KCD. With the way it approaches a grounded open world. Being kind of a life simulator set in that period of time. Iβm surprised no other developers have tried something similar. Then again I suppose itβs too niche in the eyes of executives. And it was a challenge for Warhorse in terms of development.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:41 PM
No.534833728
>>534832695
RDR2 has great character, beautiful environment, story is good for the most part but does have weak spots. There's no romances besides Arthur's ex I think, which is admittedly boring and doesn't have a lot of chemistry. Been awhile so I don't remember 100%.
It's a western though, so can't really compare to KCD's medieval setting. 95% of quests only have one linear way to complete them, as opposed to KCD quests usually have multiple different solutions or just letting you fail quests. Usually failing something in RDR2 results in a game over. But again, I haven't played it in 5 years or something.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:21 PM
No.534836278
>>534837446
>Luke gleefully embraced revenge and looting
Bro is gonna miss the pregnant Hans ending.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:52 PM
No.534837446
>>534836278
>tortured prisoner to death
>attacked Semine but saved them at the last minute
>dishonorably killed Toth
>agreed with burning Maleshov
>dishonorably killed Markvart
Yeah I think the pregnant Hans ending isn't happening. Chat will probably backseat him into saving Sam though so maybe he'll get neutral end.
Any worthwhile rumors recently?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:14 PM
No.534841424
>>534840169
I've heard nothing from the grapevine personally. Hopefully Legacy of the Forge will drop sooner than later this fall.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:02 PM
No.534841624
>>534873691
>>534840169
Not really, Forge dlc is going to be shown at gamescom in about a week and will release shortly after. Some stuff about the 3rd dlc was datamined. Hanush VA accidentally let it slip that he's going to be in a dlc. Nothing new besides that.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:47 PM
No.534842039
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:08 PM
No.534844687
>>534840169
KCD1 remaster (?) is coming soon, but thatβs not a rumor. The game is already listed in Sonyβs PSN database.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:16:38 PM
No.534844873
>>534846756
>>534840169
Wasn't Henry supposed to appear in Fortnite according to some sort of datamine?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:32:34 PM
No.534846756
>>534848548
>>534844873
Henry and Hans both. The leak also included Death Stranding 2 characters, Agent 47, new Mortal Kombat characters and some other stuff, none of which has materialised yet. Warhorse wouldnβt be working on this either way.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:47:37 PM
No.534848548
>>534846756
Wasn't aware of that. I wondered if that was a hoax at first.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:04:17 PM
No.534850327
>>534816360
>Way too much Undertale and Deltarune, too.
And troons. Those people seriously need to increase that 41% too 100%.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:09:28 PM
No.534850896
I wish there was a console command or debuff to lower skill levels. I really want to see skill check failure dialogues but at a certain point it's just impossible to be low enough level in some of them.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:05:23 PM
No.534856907
>>534862960
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:48:42 PM
No.534861518
>>534873045
place your bets for the next warhorse game everyone
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:01:54 AM
No.534862960
>>534856907
frotting with luke
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:31:34 AM
No.534871836
>>534809837
The ending we deserve.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:43:41 AM
No.534873045
>>534878809
>>534861518
KCD3 or viking game, but I'll be happy with anything
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:17 AM
No.534873691
>>534877440
>>534877883
>>534841624
Wonder if the monastery quest will have two parts and the second part can be played at the epilogue about hans wedding
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:51 AM
No.534877440
>>534877883
>>534873691
pls give us lots of monastery content, WH. After playing Pentiment and Pillars of the Earth, I'd love to see more monk shenanigans.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:45 AM
No.534877883
>>534878961
>>534879631
>>534873691
>>534877440
It'll be great just to get to hear that wonderful "church grounds" theme more often.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:49:26 AM
No.534878809
>>534880616
>>534873045
Sick of viking shit. Let's be Frank Crusaders. Or even Saracens fighting crusaders. Or Spanish during the reconquista. Or Swedes/Germans during the thirty years war. Or Dutch at the beginning of colonization. So much history and we always have to be fucking Vikings.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:19 AM
No.534878961
>>534877883
A monastery or similar part that really pulls you into a completely foreign part of medieval life was really missing from the second game.
This game is so beautiful bros.
Also I'm curious as to how many straightbros, fags, and fujos are actually here. Can we get a hand count of who romanced Hans, Katherine, Rosa, or Theresa? For me, it's Hans.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:12 AM
No.534879373
>>534881758
>>534878965
Eh... I guess I liked Katherine the best out of all of them, she is just a more fucked up version of Henry, but none of them were really great. Rosa didn't have enough time to breathe. Hans is just a bro. Theresa is top tier but I feel like Henry has outgrown her as she will always just be a simple peasant. At least Katherine will go on missions with you and stab some fuckers.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:43 AM
No.534879524
>>534878965
Evening with nighthawk is so cool.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:14 AM
No.534879631
>>534877883
Anybody know what the key in the bag there is for?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:41 AM
No.534879765
>>534878965
Haven't got to KCD2 yet but...my eyes on Hans.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:59 AM
No.534880373
>>534881758
>>534904934
>>534878965
Straight but I romance Hans because heβs the best fit for Henry and gets the most development. I liked Rosa at first but I reloaded after fucking her because her reply to βwould it be so bad if someone found out about usβ or something like that pissed me off. Sadly Theresaβs ending doesnβt feel rewarding enough for me to really care about her.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:51 AM
No.534880616
>>534881042
>>534902804
>>534878809
I'm not really partial to vikings or anything, I just recall that Vavra said he wanted to do that at one point and Tobi recently said he knows a lot of people want crusaders but was reluctant for some reason
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:16:09 AM
No.534881042
>>534902804
>>534903846
>>534880616
Would probably be politically sensitive even though it doesn't fit at all.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:24:17 AM
No.534881758
>>534884347
>>534878965
Only Theresa and Rosa by choice (Katherine back when you could do it by accident).
>>534879373
Katherine is amazing in Trosky but her arc in Kuttenburg feels like an afterthought to create a romance for them at the last minute. Seriously hate how they treated her character in the second half. She went from this purpose driven, bad ass right hand of Zizka to a hysterical woman stereotype by the end. She was so confident and clever in Trosky but by the end she's just mopey. What does she even want Henry or Zizka to do? Go home? That isn't even an option for them.
I like and respect Hansry and I've seen the scenes but when I'm actually playing and roleplaying it doesn't feel organic as a straight fag. I also think it's cool they've both had romances in the past but neither has ever had a best friend and maybe that's what they were really lacking. But hey credit to Hansry it's awesome.
>>534880373
I think Rosa is just being realistic and trying to rip the bandaid off for Henry (and herself). I think she really might have wanted to be with him but she knows it's basically impossible unless they want to run away and start a new life as peasants which neither one would. It still sucks but I don't think she's doing it callously with a shrug. As for Theresa, I replayed KCD1 a little before KCD2, and played women's lot for the first time in that playthrough so she was pretty fresh on my mind. Especially with the dialogue at the beginning of KCD2 it was easy to keep her in mind during my first playthrough (partly why I didn't fall for the Klara honeypot, also Matthew basically tells you she's the fort bike lol). She's best girl to me, and a well off Miller's (adopted) daughter and a noble bastard bailiff is a pretty good pairing all things considered if we (I) want to get autistic about it.
>>534881758
The Rosa shit pissed me off because iirc it was specifically about her dad finding out and I figured that Kunzlin is a bro who likes Henry and obviously cares about his daughterβs happiness so him finding out wouldnβt be bad. Apparently Rosa didnβt see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOUβRE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME do I just reloaded, fuck her.
Theresa is probably my favorite but for me the issue is that I just donβt find her secret ending worth it. Too short and it annoyed me that itβs her old KCD1 model, couldnβt even be assed to fix her dress clipping and floating. The option to settle down isnβt even exclusive to her either, you can pick it for Rosa and Katherine too, and even Hans has fucking mpreg dialogue for settling down. I love Theresa but man, it just disappoints me.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:13 AM
No.534884893
hansry was on the trending tab during luke's stream it seems
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:07:43 AM
No.534885351
>>534886652
>>534887715
>>534884347
>Apparently Rosa didnβt see it that way because her response was something akin to WOW WTF SO YOUβRE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME
I never got any dialogue to this effect. For me Henry asked about their future and she basically says "What future? My fate is out of my hands I just wanted to make the most out of the time we have together because I do like you. We'll just never be allowed to be together." I'm paraphrasing but my point is she didn't freak out on me she just wanted to make it clear there wasn't a realistic path forward. Obviously Kunzlin likes you and Rosa gives you a kiss in front of him, but does he like you enough to let you, a commoner, carry on his esteemed family line? That's a different story.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:23:48 AM
No.534886652
>>534887715
>>534885351
yeah i also don't know what
>>534884347 is talking about
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:36:15 AM
No.534887715
>>534888701
>>534885351
>>534886652
If you pick the second option you lose rep with her and she gets mad, is real
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:47:38 AM
No.534888701
>>534887715
I believed you but now I know your Henry doesn't seem to value his life.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:39 AM
No.534888963
>>534828056
I would give anything to be a fly on the wall of the Tom/Luke rpf discord server when he said this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:21:21 AM
No.534901750
fat and pregnant bump
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:35:58 AM
No.534902804
>>534903846
>>534880616
>>534881042
Its about the war scale apparently.. crusaders can be very big and not in line with their vision or something
Also could be a PR speak for "crusade is overrated"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:58 AM
No.534903846
>>534905458
>>534881042
>>534902804
Bohemia had five crusades launched against it during the Hussite Wars, so I can imagine the Czech devs and their audience hating the idea.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:08:06 AM
No.534904934
>>534964564
>>534878965
OnlyHans, although I hadnβt intended to go down his route originally. My reasons are pretty much the same as this anonβs here
>>534880373. Hans feels like a perfectly organic, developed, and compatible partner for KCD2 Henry, Rosa is fine for one shag but she clearly doesnβt love Henry, Katherineβs romance is just baffling although I do like Kat overall, and Theresa feels like someone Henry has long outgrown by this point and they have nothing in common.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:16:00 AM
No.534905458
>>534903846
Ah no wonder....
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:40 AM
No.534905637
>>534924281
>>534930785
How long can we expect until xitterinas start complaining about the use of AI in the comics
>insterik fujos try to stir shit again, create a poll for their groomer favorite and some crack nonsense to win, shit on hansry in the process
>get called out, cry "it was just a joke" like the cowards they are
>hansry is still winning, so they limit the poll visibility to make sure only their little clique can vote in it
>hansry is still about to win, so they just lock the poll altogether and declare victory
LOL. LMAO even. This group is a gift that keeps on giving.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:24:08 PM
No.534924281
>>534925105
>>534905637
Could Warhorse not get an in-house illustrator?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:36:24 PM
No.534925105
>>534959980
>>534924281
comics with warhorse artists level illustrations would be crazy expensive
and warhorse supports AI anyway
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:48 PM
No.534930785
>>534905637
I already saw a reddit post about it so itβs only a matter of time
>>534913483
Isterik clique wonders why no one likes them then they act like this, good lord
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:59 PM
No.534932390
>>534934704
Wplace has finally remembered Jobst, nice.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:45:58 PM
No.534934704
>>534932390
W jobst poster
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:46:58 PM
No.534934792
>>534935269
>>534936837
bros...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:52:07 PM
No.534935269
>>534934792
He wants the fat fujo donations
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:10:22 PM
No.534936837
>>534934792
His plans to do Theresa ending left his body as soon as Luke told him he got a $1000 donation and 500+ gift subs yesterday for Hansry sex
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:17:22 PM
No.534937476
>>534913483
this is why I can't watch logan's streams, he seems really cool but his community is unbearable
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:41:29 PM
No.534945630
Toms live
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:30:39 PM
No.534950642
>>534975676
Tom gambling addict vs Luke looting addict
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:24:11 PM
No.534956206
>>534956272
Replay kcd1, replay kcd2 or finish e33?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:24:50 PM
No.534956272
>>534974060
>>534956206
Replay KCD and then replay KCD2
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:57:56 PM
No.534959832
>>534913483
What a strange hill to die on.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:59:10 PM
No.534959980
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:40:58 PM
No.534964564
>>534971021
>>534904934
>>534884347
I was in two minds about the Theresa end after finishing KCD2: on the one hand, going back to the mill and just settling down didnβt seem like something Henry would want to do given his established adventurous nature and the fact that heβs now so close to real powers and state-level politics, but it also wasnβt entirely unthinkable that a guy whoβs lost so much might decide to step away from all the drama and live a quiet life. The dev notes, however, have changed my mind. The part where the writers elaborate on why Hans is so invested in succeeding with his mission and why itβs so important for Henry makes it rather clear that Warhorse views βgoing back to the spadeβ as the bad end for Henry and something Henry himself definitely doesnβt want.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:58:10 PM
No.534966445
>>535010596
Aw, look at our Hans character-developing into the most socially responsible noble of his time.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:38:58 PM
No.534971021
>>535033901
>>534964564
For me it's because Henry is canonically an ass man, Hans canonically has the fattest ass of all romancable characters, Henry groping Hans' fat ass only happens if Hans romance is done all the way to completion, therefor Hans romance is canon
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:07:33 PM
No.534974060
>>534988347
>>534956272
He might want to wait with the KCD1 replay until the remaster drops.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:22:26 PM
No.534975676
>>534978502
>>534950642
Tomβs ADHD was off the charts today. One really appreciates Lukeβs focus by comparison, even with all his singing digressions and kleptomania.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:49:50 PM
No.534978502
>>534999834
>>534975676
They're both pretty bad to be honest. Luke zones out and needs chat every 2 minutes, misses timers during dialogue, refuses to do blacksmithing and alchemy because they "require too much thought." Tom is impatient, speed reads but then forgets what he read 30 seconds later, hates inventory management. They're very endearing though, the adhd has grown on me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:24:42 AM
No.534988347
>>534997187
>>535026126
>>534974060
There's no remaster warhorse wouldn't waste resources on that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:47:54 AM
No.534997187
>>534988347
That's why they opened a second studio.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:15:54 AM
No.534999834
>>535003865
>>534978502
To be fair tho theyre playing while juggling focus entertaining the audience
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:58:54 AM
No.535003865
>>534999834
I don't mean it in a bad way, I love them. It's like watching my dad play a video game, and I love that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:12:07 AM
No.535010596
>>534966445
It's good to be humbled.
>evil Henry playthough
>get Bozhena and Pavlena hanged
>ok
>get Kreyzel and Bonnie hanged
>ok
>get Semine and Maleshov torched
>ok
>get Chenyek, Goliath, and Rat hanged
>ok
>be mean to Voyta and he gets depressed
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL LIKE SHIT
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:21:24 AM
No.535011424
>>535010951
You're a fuckin monster.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:34:06 AM
No.535012516
>>535018012
>>535019613
>>535010951
>be mean to Voyta
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:38:05 AM
No.535018012
>>535012516
Did you smell hans butt too henry
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:39:56 AM
No.535018159
>>535022209
>>535035405
>>535010951
Voyta/henry is the only non-hans henry ship i approve
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:01:13 AM
No.535019613
>>535024663
>>535012516
Hey! No one asked you to smell it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:23 AM
No.535022209
>>535030195
>>535035405
>>535018159
Voyta reminds me too much of an old dad to ship him with Henry but that's based, you have my approval
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:36 AM
No.535024663
>>535028965
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:35:03 AM
No.535026126
>>534988347
They didnβt do the KCD1 Switch port either and yet it exists. Plaion has dedicated porting/remaster studios for that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:21:35 AM
No.535028965
>>535024663
Don't say that!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:42:55 AM
No.535030195
>>535035405
>>535022209
I like kind looking old men in general so...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:42:56 AM
No.535030196
Get stunted on Buresh.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:54:24 AM
No.535033901
>>535050747
>>534971021
Speaking of Hans romance, in the last stream Tom made it sound like the original plan was for Hans to kiss Henry and then the player would decide whether to reciprocate or not. I'm glad they tweaked it, because ditching Hans after he's already kissed Henry would be just cruel.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:21:51 AM
No.535035405
>>535036581
>>535046881
>>535018159
>>535022209
>>535030195
>Voyta is Henry in 40 years if Hans gets killed
>>535035405
Voyta is too nice and indecisive to be Henry. Henry's brand of schizo is more murderous.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:32 AM
No.535037179
>>535060789
>>535381638
>>535036581
>Henry's brand of schizo is more murderous.
I'm worried some of your Henrys might warn me not to come to school tomorrow.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:30 AM
No.535038052
>>535036581
>yfw the Hussite murderhobo Henry does happen after both Hans and Ratzig are killed, Bohemia gets raided by the Crusades and he finally loses to his inner Istvan
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:26:23 PM
No.535046881
>>535035405
Henry dies soon after hans death
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:18:06 PM
No.535050747
>>535099950
>>535033901
It was probably changed because
>thatβs extremely cruel
>would break the flow of the cutscene by having to split it up with another dialogue choice
>chuds would scream that the romance is forced
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:59 PM
No.535053467
>>535056491
>>534913483
Update: rigging attempts failed, the weird clique admits total hansry victory.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:28:52 PM
No.535056491
>>535053467
point and laugh
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.535060789
>>535381638
>>535414438
>>535036581
>>535037179
Henry can say and do some very deranged things if you're doing an evil run.
>doesn't give a fuck when finding Pavlena hanging from tree
>"I hope your revenge was worth it."
>kill Burkhard's men instead of letting them run away
>"So what? They deserved it, all bandits deserve to die like scum."
>kill Bellisimo and gaslight Voyta about it
>"Don't worry about it. You'll never see him again and that's what you wanted, right Voyta?"
>threaten granny at Maleshov
>"Mind your soup before I drown you in it."
>threaten Lady Ofka
>"Just sit here and be quiet. You don't want me to cut up your pretty smile, do you?"
>yell at Hans and make him have a panic attack (I'm not writing that one out because it's sad)
>ask for a reward when doing Katherine's side quest but then tell her to fuck off
>"That's not enough for me. Maybe I'll come back when you're feeling more rewarding."
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:25 PM
No.535071896
>>535082252
>>535089752
DLC news coming next week according to Tobi.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:45:47 PM
No.535081687
pregnant bump
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:01 PM
No.535082252
>>535084323
>>535126814
>>535071896
Can this gen survive until then?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:09:56 PM
No.535084323
>>535082252
It will have to. Thereβs also the mythical remaster/upgrade, which will also be announced at Gamescom, presumably.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:03:55 PM
No.535089752
>>535100043
>>535118672
>>535071896
What are our hopes for the Forge dlc?
I just want to make a cool cozy shop from nothing, like From the Ashes. Bonus points if I can invite Hans there for cuddling and sexo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:00 PM
No.535099950
>>535100734
>>535105832
>>535050747
I think it would make sense for a player who leads him on and then rejects him at the end
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:57 PM
No.535100043
>>535126364
>>535089752
Cozy shop, blacksmith guild shenanigans, maybe armor smithing, new currency, something involving the Kuttenberg clock tower
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:31 PM
No.535100734
>>535105832
>>535099950
That sounds like shit and non-canon. Henry is a good boy at heart, he wouldnβt do this on purpose.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:04 PM
No.535105832
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:46 AM
No.535114887
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:51 AM
No.535118672
>>535154847
>>535089752
I hope it has considerable story
About martin or whatever... new NPCs, armoursmithing. If this DLC is small then then the monastery DLC would be basically an expansion but I want meaty stuff now, painter DLC was already kinda long for its price.. so I have high hopes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:43 AM
No.535126364
>>535100043
>Kuttenberg clock tower
Okay that's all well and good but is Henry ever going to find out where the water in the fountain comes from?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:42 AM
No.535126814
>>535082252
Not at this rate
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:50 AM
No.535138497
it's over
even disregarding this general
there were people who were saying that faggotry is optional and we are overreacting
looks like in the end its this game's whole legacy huh
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:57:18 AM
No.535148661
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:58:35 AM
No.535148767
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:08:15 AM
No.535149532
>>535153806
>>535142294
You should be thankful to fujos and fags for keeping the interest in this game alive. Without them it would've been over 4 months ago.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:11:25 AM
No.535149784
Although the degree to which Radzig "supported" Henry is debatable, saying this mere feet away from him is still funny.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:10:26 AM
No.535153806
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:25:52 AM
No.535154847
>>535118672
Tobi said they at Warhorse are terrible at estimating the average play length, but he thinks Legacy should be 3x or 4x longer than Brushes. Then again, they apparently thought the pre-wedding Trosky part would take people like twenty hours, and then the press preview journos were telling them they spent sixty hours there and still werenβt done.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:11:36 AM
No.535158182
>>535142294
>one of the most kino romances in vidya
>main characters and the face of the series
No shit. Even The Witcher official account called them Warhorseβs crown jewels.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:25 AM
No.535161054
>>535161335
>>535163427
Time for some heterosexuality, /kcdg/.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:58:56 AM
No.535161335
>>535161583
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:02:24 AM
No.535161583
>>535161780
>>535161335
@trenos_x on xitter
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:05:17 AM
No.535161780
>>535161583
Thank you very much.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:16:48 AM
No.535162551
>>535142294
Bait bc average homophobic normie kcd enjoyers wont be on wplace to begin with
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:14 AM
No.535163128
>>535170093
>*clank, clank, clank*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:29:31 AM
No.535163427
>>535164590
>>535161054
subtly the hottest chick in the game.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:44:20 AM
No.535164408
>>535142529
The pic are pretty cool overall. I really like Johanka in Sasau.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:47:22 AM
No.535164590
>>535168897
>>535202840
>>535163427
Based and correct. Fem Hans (Lady Jana, I guess) would have won that title easily, though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:45 PM
No.535168897
>>535164590
Her voice and expressions are so sexy. I can absolutely see myself falling for her charms and getting black widowed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:37 PM
No.535170093
>>535163128
Finally the feet content this general deserves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:03 PM
No.535173446
>>535142294
It is the best relationship in the game and 90% of all fanart for every fandom is made by fujos, what did you expect
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:15 PM
No.535173858
>>535175160
>>535180525
Woukd you hate me if i say female hans would look close enough to sydney sweeney
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:39 PM
No.535175160
>>535180525
>>535186173
>>535173858
I donβt understand the Sweeney drama so sure, thatβs fine. I think her face looks a bit too modern to be a medieval waifu though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:02 PM
No.535180525
>>535186173
>>535196034
>>535175160
>>535173858
Yeah, Sweeney seems like a stereotypical American model to me. I could imagine Mackenzie Davis for the 1419 female Hans, or Sophie Simnett for the young Hans. She's also a Brit, which would fit with the games' British cast.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:00:08 PM
No.535186173
>>535175160
>>535180525
I dont think so, i think sweeney dont look modern per se its just the make up and presentation imo
But that actress looks same level of pretty as female luke so i can be inclined to agree tho she lacks the soft bedroom eyes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:33:22 PM
No.535189114
Luke hard nips era is back
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:11 PM
No.535194179
Lets do a countdown until gamescom
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:11 PM
No.535196034
>>535180525
I was going to say Amanda Seyfried because I remember she was cute in Les Mis but now that I look at her, she doesn't resemble Hans or Luke at all and looks too soft. Sophie could pass as a female Luke.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:46 PM
No.535197408
>>535213571
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:13:50 PM
No.535198801
>>535202840
I know it used to be the default answer for every vidya adaptation, but imagine Kingdom of Heaven era Eva Green as a more mature female Hans.
>tall and aristocratic
>beautiful
>slutty and mischievous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:32:42 PM
No.535200848
>>535142294
The ass trumpet will never not be funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:51:38 PM
No.535202840
>>535204519
>>535198801
I could see it if she was blonde and didn't have the makeup on
>>535164590
This is the first interpretation of fem Hansry that I actually like because fem Henry looks somewhat realistic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:06:20 PM
No.535204519
>>535244235
>>535202840
>didn't have the makeup on
Without the heavy eye liner, she just looks weird
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:56:37 PM
No.535209968
>>535210313
When are they going to stop updating this shit
They keeps breaking my mods
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:59:55 PM
No.535210313
>>535210617
>>535209968
What mods do you use? When I'm browsing Nexus all I see are either mods that make the game easier or coomer mods
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:03:12 PM
No.535210617
>>535214043
>>535210313
I haven't played since march or april but this is my old folder it dont work no more
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.535213571
>>535213823
>>535197408
>blacksmithing is not the main part of the blacksmithing DLC
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:31:55 PM
No.535213823
>>535213571
It's probably going to be a money sink like the pribyslavitz dlc in 1
>>535210617
>blacksmithing
nothing has been changed with smithing since release so all blacksmithing mods still work, but that may change with the forge dlc
>lockpicking
same as blacksmithing, should still work fine
>nude
>npc overhaul
>jiggle physics
the mod author of these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama so they don't make or update mods anymore
>carry and loot npcs
mod author had health problems and hasn't updated their mods since if it's the mod I'm thinking of
>the rest
never heard of any of these and have no idea what they do
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:39:45 PM
No.535214762
>>535220408
>>535221943
>>535214043
> these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama so they don't make or update mods anymore
Drama concerning what exactly?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:41:05 PM
No.535214912
>>535220408
>>535221943
>>535214043
>the mod author of these got banned from the official modding server for starting drama
qrd?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:42:36 PM
No.535215092
>>535214043
I just noticed the UI and sorted inventory mods weren't working (already unplayable) then it crashed 15 minutes later.
>>535214762
>>535214912
don't know the full story because I'm not in the other server, only the modding one, but seems to be he was starting drama of some kind, got timed out repeatedly for it, lied about it to look like a victim, then got perma banned
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:23 PM
No.535221943
>>535228818
>>535214762
>>535214912
>>535220408
People complained that the npc overhaul mod also required his nude mod and he started calling people crybabies and incels.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:57:10 PM
No.535223685
>>535225614
>>535228818
>>535220408
>mod scene
>drama ensues
Many such cases.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:14:33 PM
No.535225614
>>535228818
>>535223685
My favorite ones are when the devs add certain mods into the base game via a free update and the modder gets butthurt.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:38 PM
No.535228818
>>535220408
>>535221943
>>535223685
>>535225614
Speaking from experience, things like this happen because when a modder gets popular, they start to get a huge ego, which then leads to them shitting on other modders or doing shitty things because they think they're above them. This kind of behavior rarely happened back when everyone used forums, discord just makes everyone mentally ill.
>kcd thread on /v/
>Everyone still seething over Musa
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:50 PM
No.535232887
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:41 PM
No.535233108
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:28:26 PM
No.535234094
>>535240924
>>535214043
>>535220408
>they
>they
>they
Every single time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:30:51 PM
No.535234348
>>535235135
>>535231693
Honestly I think Musa enraged more chudcels than Hansry. But who cares what they think?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:20 PM
No.535235135
>>535237295
>>535234348
Good point but it is hilarious how they thought KCD2 was the second coming of Christ. Only to do a complete 180 once those two details were confirmed. I distinctly remember someone posting an illustration they made of Musa giving Henry backshots. It wasn't even like some mere crude shitpost. They had really rendered it out. All out of anger because of the revelation.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:03 PM
No.535237295
>>535238401
>>535235135
That's pretty funny. I also remember /v/ trying to spread false rumors, like Theresa cheating on Henry and leaving him for Musa. Along with the unskippable gay sex cutscene.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:01 AM
No.535238401
>>535239329
>>535241119
>>535237295
Actually it was Theresa cheating on Henry with Hans, Katherine cucking Henry with Musa, and a 5 minute long unskippable sex scene between Toth and "a male entertainer" at a tavern with a uncensored shot of Toth's penis as he died. If I'm remembering right.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:15:13 AM
No.535239329
>>535238401
I didn't hear about the first bit but the other two I remember.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:31:11 AM
No.535240924
>>535234094
It was a man with a big titty anime girl profile picture
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:32:54 AM
No.535241119
>>535242423
>>535238401
>Actually it was Theresa cheating on Henry with Hans
That could have been hot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:44:58 AM
No.535242423
>>535244446
>>535241119
Theresa's bullshit detector is too accurate to ever let Hans near her
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:03 AM
No.535244235
>>535204519
Looks fine except for the lipstick and hair/eyebrow color not matching t b h desu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:02:41 AM
No.535244446
>>535242423
That just means she'd treat him like a human dildo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:42:20 AM
No.535248591
>>535254595
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:57 AM
No.535251264
>>535251875
>>535260248
>>535251264
I know they're implied canon but I don't get the appeal of this ship at all
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:27:32 AM
No.535252719
>>535251875
I don't see the appeal either. I guess it's simply due to the implication that some are drawn towards it? Plus seeing parallels between them and Hans and Henry's dynamic perhaps? Much like how Isterik fans are drawn towards that ship as like the toxic inverse of Hansry.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:15 AM
No.535254595
>>535254897
>>535248591
What is this scene....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:49:46 AM
No.535254717
>>535296787
>>535251875
>implied canon
Its just fujo intern inserting matching rings, vandalism essentially
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:51:50 AM
No.535254897
>>535256419
>>535254595
That's Toth and Erik saying goodbye after the torture scene but model swapped to be Hans and Henry
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:09:37 AM
No.535256419
>>535254897
Eww im taking it back
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:50:02 AM
No.535260148
>>535251264
>>535251875
>two mid at best white men with almost no personalities
Some fujos just have shit taste.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:51:25 AM
No.535265518
>>535260248
That's my biggest issue, they're both kind of non-characters and they're only shown interacting twice. And those two interactions are bland and don't show anything in the way of a relationship.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:25 AM
No.535270947
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:22:06 AM
No.535273183
>>535280429
Finished my once per playthrough Rocky training montage for polearms just for this fight.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:10:20 AM
No.535280429
>>535283386
>>535273183
Polearms are crap.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:55:47 AM
No.535283386
>>535280429
Hence why I level them to the teens so I can beat this guy, and never touch them ever again outside of ladders.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:52:13 AM
No.535290413
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:16:57 AM
No.535292104
>>535292546
>>535386478
5 days until gamescom
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:22:55 AM
No.535292516
>>535260248
Their personalities are perfectly fine for side characters and I enjoy their interactions with other people (Sam with Henry, Hans, and Godwin, Lichtenstein with Jobst). But they have zero chemistry with each other.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:23:19 AM
No.535292546
>>535413138
>>535292104
Not going anywhere.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:29:35 PM
No.535296787
>>535299970
>>535254717
>vandalism in a game where half of the studio is lurking the streams and social media to watch the reactions and the marketing guys chat with the Czech community like every two weeks
That's retarded and you know it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:32 PM
No.535299970
>>535300749
>>535296787
Sam/john is retarded and you know it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:25:25 PM
No.535300749
>>535301332
>>535299970
I don't think anybody is denying that here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:34:28 PM
No.535301332
>>535307580
>>535300749
I don't think it's retarded
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:54:22 PM
No.535302643
>>535308030
>>535359704
If you happen to own a modded 3DS, someone made a KCD2 custom theme for it
https://themeplaza.art/item/110060
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:58:23 PM
No.535307580
>>535307739
>>535301332
The point is, anon, that it's impossible to secretly sneak in something that would attract that much attention from the fanbase when dozens of your coworkers are constantly watching that fanbase. I had to be a deliberate decision for whatever reason.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:00:01 PM
No.535307739
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:03:04 PM
No.535308030
>>535302643
Damn, I havenβt touched my 3DS in years. Looks great though.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:34:05 PM
No.535310851
>>535312208
>>535312798
Luke is streaming from Kuttenberg at the moment.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:48:28 PM
No.535312208
>>535310851
They should visit where Radzig was killed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:54:57 PM
No.535312798
>>535315154
>>535310851
>Luke cooking alive in 36 degree heat
>denied by the church, then saved by Radzig
>random superfan soldier bro collecting Warhorse dev signatures like Pokemon
Classic Luke stream.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:20:14 PM
No.535315154
>>535315516
>>535312798
Excited for the actual cooking stream because Luke apparently cannot cook at all
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:23:52 PM
No.535315516
>>535315154
He's method acting
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:29:33 PM
No.535316042
>Warhorse suddenly invading the chat
Kek. Big Brother is watching you.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:49:05 PM
No.535318009
Czech dudes seem ridiculously tall. Luke is like 6ft and most of them have to look down at him.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:26:20 PM
No.535321849
>>535325992
Making counterfeit groschen back in the day seems easy, no wonder why it happened. Also
>Are you happy Luke? Do you want to go again?
KEK Michael is such a dad
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:06:51 PM
No.535325992
>>535327991
>>535321849
If you got caught it was the noose though
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:27:43 PM
No.535327991
>>535328307
>>535351773
>>535325992
Depends on the time period. Ottokar II instituted death penalty for it (usually beheading or the noose) and the counterfeiter also lost all his property if sentenced. This lasted for about 300 years, then Vladislaus II decided his medieval predecessors were too soft on crime and started burning people alive for it.
Charles IV supposedly wanted to execute counterfeiters by frying them in boiling oil, but he never managed to get his draconian laws passed.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:31:05 PM
No.535328307
>>535333239
>>535327991
I love the way you structured your sentence. It implied that the punishments would get lighter as time went one, but then I read the rest of it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:19:58 PM
No.535333239
>>535334293
>>535328307
Yeah, thatβs one of funny things about the European Middle Ages. Youβd expect the process of humanisation to be more or less linear, but itβs not. The criminal laws in particular often got increasingly more brutal rather than less.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:30:08 PM
No.535334293
>>535342625
>>535333239
Especially eastern European history which can be summarized with: "and then it got worse"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:01 PM
No.535342625
>>535334293
Eh, thatβs not really the case here. Bohemia had more or less standard Central European history, arguably safer than its neighbours - it mostly avoided both the black plague and the Mongols, Ottomans, and other particularly terrible invader types up until the 20th century. The wars of religion sucked, but Czechs were responsible for a lot of that shit themselves.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:15:03 PM
No.535351773
>>535352082
>>535327991
Slightly unrelated but I've always been confused on the details of how they burned people at the stake back then. I read up on Jan Hus' execution and it says they buried him up to his neck in straw. How does that even work? It just sounds weird to me. They didn't use straw for Joan of Arc, unless the source I read was wrong.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:18:23 PM
No.535352082
>>535368526
>>535351773
Maybe the straw is to make sure they burn properly instead of dying from smoke inhalation
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:31:16 PM
No.535359704
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:28 AM
No.535368526
>>535377237
>>535352082
wouldn't the wind just blow the straw away tho
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:19:43 AM
No.535377237
>>535378164
>>535368526
We'll see later in KCD3 when they try to burn Hans at the stake for sodomy.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:30:43 AM
No.535378164
>>535381326
>>535377237
ok but I want him to be caned or whipped first so I can hear him moan and scream
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:04:43 AM
No.535381326
>>535382665
>>535392176
>>535378164
Hans shouldnt be caned and whipped
He should be raped, rescued, then fattened up
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:08:18 AM
No.535381638
>>535414438
>>535037179
>>535060789
I like schizo Henry, it gives him some gap moe.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:19:43 AM
No.535382665
>>535392176
>>535381326
UNFATHOMABLY
BASED
BEYOND
BELIEF
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:02:34 AM
No.535386478
>>535292104
Tick tock, tick tock.
>>535381326
>>535382665
I have yet to see a single hansry fic involving weight gain, you guys are all bark and no bite
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:40:59 AM
No.535400484
>>535392176
Man if you think youre shakespeare do it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:55:03 AM
No.535409490
>>535392176
>changing a beautiful twunk in a fatso
Iβll never understand fatfags.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:57:09 AM
No.535409604
>>535424182
>>535392176
>changing a beautiful twunk into a fatso
Iβll never understand fatfags.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:04:00 AM
No.535413138
>>535292546
I love you i love us i love this place
We shall prosper
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:10:16 AM
No.535413486
>>535466190
>>535251875
My personal theory is that Warhorse semi-canonised Sam/John simply because the idea of Martinβs whole family having a lord fetish was too funny to pass.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:25:00 AM
No.535414247
>>535414451
>>535414529
yummy succulent ice cream
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:28:23 AM
No.535414438
>>535470240
>>535060789
>>535381638
As much as I personally dislike schizo Henry, Tom has stated multiple times that he really enjoyed exploring the darker side of the character so who am I to disagree. That's the beauty of a great RPG. You can play any role you see fit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:30:08 AM
No.535414529
>>535414247
>>535414451
There is a picture of Luke in the dictionary next to the entry: "theater kid".
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:08:45 AM
No.535416794
>>535417706
>>535434161
This is by far the guiltiest choice I allow myself to make in the game and it's barely a choice. It hurts every time, kill or spare. This is easily the worst thing that Henry is FORCED to do in either game right?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:24:27 AM
No.535417706
>>535418081
>>535416794
I spared him ezpz
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:31:55 AM
No.535418081
>>535419021
>>535419027
>>535417706
Even when you spare him, the betrayal is the worst part. He's a commoner like you which cuts even deeper. You arguably become closer to Katz than the members of the Devil's Pack. It's a necessary evil but it feels awful either way. War is nasty business.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:19 AM
No.535419021
>>535418081
>the betrayal is the worst part
Okay obviously killing him is worse than betraying him. My point is a moral Henry would feel very guilty either way. I felt like I was setting myself up for a Norm Macdonald "hypocrisy" bit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:27 AM
No.535419027
>>535419473
>>535418081
I mean you're from different sides... but yeah, I didnt expect getting attached to an enemy. the wars is bad thinkpiece is strong in this segment
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:27 AM
No.535419473
>>535419754
>>535419027
Even the Crow plot if you see it to completion reinforces that. You aren't "allies" but you have a common enemy. Framing Grozav and allowing Crow to complete his mission hurts Sigismund in both respects. Grozav is clearly a piece of shit but he's innocent. Crow is guilty but stands to really harm your greatest adversary. No right, hands clean, way to do this questline.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:02:38 PM
No.535419754
>>535420417
>>535419473
True its crazy how the immoral route can benefit you.. i know the game is trying to get your mentality into the era but still im used to games where the best option is the most moral one
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:14:34 PM
No.535420417
>>535419754
>the immoral route
But is it really the "immoral route" if the ends supposedly justify the means? I love the themes this game explores.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:15:12 PM
No.535424182
>>535429061
>>535409604
I kind of get it because I think chubby girls are hot. The lizard part of my brain associates it with fertility. Itβs actually kind of interesting to me that fujos feel the same way despite them being female and Hans being a guy.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:16:47 PM
No.535428665
I love the Posy bros and their quest. Easily one of the highlights of Kuttenberg.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:22:12 PM
No.535429061
>>535458290
>>535424182
>fujos
All the fat fetishism Iβve ever seen was coming from men for some reason. Bara is all about that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:28:28 PM
No.535434161
>>535416794
I didn't feel bad about it. Yes, he was just a soldier following orders, but Katz gave the order to bomb Nebakov, which leads to Hans being captured, developing ptsd, and Henry and Zizka being tortured. When Katherine points out who he is to Henry, he's pissed and clearly wants revenge. Even if you do choose to spare him and let him go, he seethes and calls you a traitor and says he'll never forgive you, despite the fact that you're just following orders just like him. So fuck him, he deserves it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:34:45 PM
No.535434605
>>535446313
bros the girl helping luke cook is a qt3.14
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:35:17 PM
No.535445418
live
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:44:14 PM
No.535446313
>>535448186
>>535434605
Luke got roasted hard during the stream. He fully deserved it, though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:02:46 PM
No.535448186
>>535450718
>>535446313
>can't roll dough into balls
>burned the stew
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:25:22 PM
No.535450718
>>535448186
>told that his ββββstewββββ tastes like Satan
How can he ever recover?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:30:31 PM
No.535458290
>>535429061
>Bara is all about that.
Not all but a good degree of it, sure.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:12 PM
No.535459070
>>535461893
>>535477687
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:59 PM
No.535461893
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:37:09 PM
No.535466190
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:11:38 PM
No.535470240
>>535471013
>>535479827
>>535414438
I think itβs clear that evil Henry is not how weβre canonically supposed to play the games. Occasional schizo episodes are fine, but going full asshole doesnβt mesh with the cutscene Henry at all.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:18:14 PM
No.535471013
>>535479827
>>535470240
Cutscene Henry is aware of the camera and is on his best behavior
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:35 PM
No.535477687
>>535479324
>>535459070
>give the best ass in the game to a guy
What did Warhorse mean by this?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:19:38 PM
No.535477815
>>535414451
god I wish that were me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:32:54 PM
No.535479324
>>535477687
Sometimes art reflects reality
Men have better asses and I'm tired of denying it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:12 PM
No.535479598
>>535414451
He licks that thing like he's eating pussy
If the fujo bucks keep rolling in he really will hop on onlyfans
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:37:09 PM
No.535479827
>>535480013
>>535470240
>>535471013
Cutscene Henry looks pretty evil when confronting Toth and Markvart though
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:37 PM
No.535480013
>>535479827
There are limits to his self control even when the cameras on him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:40:15 PM
No.535480218
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:35 PM
No.535480610
>>535491913
very telling that this gen is most active when fags and fujos are lusting for hans and luke
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:27:37 AM
No.535491913
>>535492993
>>535480610
We'll be more active when more dlc comes out but for now there's not much else to talk about
You guys think Hans would be into Henry's feet? Just his specifically
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:37:53 AM
No.535492993
>>535494160
>>535498458
>>535491913
No, if either of them would be into feet it's Henry. Hans would probably have a piss fetish.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:48:45 AM
No.535494160
>>535498458
>>535492993
He would have a thing for piss I agree
Henry can't tell Hans he's going for a piss without getting his cock sucked
For the feet it's not so much as a fetish but more being so obsessed with someone you like every part of them
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:30:11 AM
No.535498458
>>535499215
>>535492993
>>535494160
I'm going to miss this gen so much when it dies
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:38:01 AM
No.535499215
>>535498458
>when it dies
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Ace fucking Combat has an active general, there's no reason to think KCD can't. Even if it ends up being /whg/ (Warhorse general).
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:48:44 AM
No.535500223
>>535499450
For me it was when he joined a naked man in the bath without a second thought, or a first one even
I hope /v/ never forgets about us
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:49:46 AM
No.535500318
>>535500589
>>535499450
Seething about games you don't play is so pathetic. It's like those anons that show up to this gen every few days to whine about warhorse selling out and giving up on historical accuracy. The game has been out for 6 months. Even the first game had many historical anachronisms. I'm a straightfag ffs.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:52:35 AM
No.535500589
>>535501314
>>535500318
They have a point though I personally paid warhorse 2 billion dollars to make Hans and Henry kiss on screen
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:00:06 AM
No.535501314
>>535500589
>paid warhorse 2 billion dollars
Based I guess this means we're definitely getting at least 2 more games.
>>535499450
You can tell that they've never played the first game either
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:09:39 AM
No.535502336
>>535503554
>>535502018
I'd say that musk of infinite allure must have worked on Henry but he was always like that
But now that I think about it maybe that was what Hans was planning all along
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:22:00 AM
No.535503554
>>535502336
Hans wanted the bbc the instant Henry saved him from cuman rape
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:38:46 AM
No.535505152
>>535505297
even steam can't recommend me games similar to KCD
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:40:29 AM
No.535505297
>>535505152
Can't recommend something that doesn't exist
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:45:57 AM
No.535505852
>>535506834
These guys are so fucking funny. This whole scene is great.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:56:33 AM
No.535506834
>>535505852
I was expecting one of the horses to plow into the cart and send cabbages flying everywhere
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:45:43 AM
No.535511127
>>535512272
>>535516772
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:00:17 AM
No.535512272
>>535511127
>KCD2 is gay here's a picture of me sucking cock so I know we're all on the same page
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:17:32 AM
No.535513723
>>535513998
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:21:03 AM
No.535513998
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:53:53 AM
No.535516772
>>535511127
I am not gonna watch that and ruin my youtube algorithm
>>535502018
Imagine making an effort to make a woman fuck hans
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:35:24 AM
No.535520531
>>535520996
>>535533103
>>535520381
You don't help your friends get laid? Jokes aside, I wonder how many of us did sucessfully help Hans get in bed with the butchers daughter?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:39:58 AM
No.535520876
>>535523520
3 days until forge DLC
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:41:28 AM
No.535520996
>>535520531
I failed tho i didnt deliberately do it... i fed him correct verses but he fucked it up... i sang to the butcher and he left me alone and hans got kicked out
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:14:44 AM
No.535523520
>>535547203
>>535520381
I did it for the achievements then I reloaded and made him fail so he stays a virgin until Henry takes his maidenhood
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:42:38 AM
No.535525495
>>535528302
>>535524084
That's long gone after what those Cumans did to Hans.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:16:18 AM
No.535527840
Is there a mod that extends the Kuttenberg tournament? So instead of best 2 out of 3 it's something like best 8 out of 9 or something like that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:22:25 AM
No.535528302
>>535531286
>>535524084
>>535525495
Virgin Hans is hot but so is rapebait Hans
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:04:10 AM
No.535531286
>>535524084
>>535528302
How does virgin Hans work? He pretends to have sex with women but actually just pays them to hang out with him?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:30:10 AM
No.535533103
>>535535073
>>535520531
>>535520381
Henry canonically fed Hans the wrong verses and sabotaged Hansβ romance, by the way. They mention it in KCD2.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:37:16 AM
No.535533548
the fucking guard on the left randomly jumped into the arena what the hell
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:52:53 AM
No.535534551
>>535502018
Somebody post that part where Henry goes all βI donβt see what he sees in her, sheβs ugly and she stinks!β like a jealous teenage girl.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:01:22 AM
No.535535073
>>535533103
kek, Hansry truly is endgame.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:09:32 AM
No.535535606
>>535535907
I gave both games a try, couldn't make it past the tutorial. Why the fuck is it so slow? Everything kicks my ass. Who thought this was fun?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:14:42 AM
No.535535907
>>535536354
>>535535606
It's not for adhd zoomoids it's for old fucks (28) like me
Everything's supposed to kick your ass until you get good and then it's you doing the ass kicking
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:22:11 AM
No.535536354
>>535536873
>>535563618
>>535535907
When are you considered "good"? At what point is Henry considered fully combat ready?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:29:56 AM
No.535536873
>>535537064
>>535536354
>When are you considered "good"?
When you've learned the mechanics
>At what point is Henry considered fully combat ready?
Ideally in the final stretch of the game/s but in reality you can get there pretty quickly
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:33:16 AM
No.535537064
>>535537215
>>535536873
Can you outlevel enemies or are you just completely stuck if you can't get the swordplay mechanic down?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:35:47 AM
No.535537215
>>535537423
>>535537507
>>535537064
You can, but if swordplay is that hard for you you might prefer going for stealth or bane poison cheese
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:39:20 AM
No.535537423
>>535538001
>>535537215
So in the tutorial for the first game, when you're supposed to run away from the Cuman, I tried fighting him just to see if I could land a couple of hits. It was literally impossible.
Now lets say you reach a point where you've more or less mastered the mechanics of swordplay. Will you ever end up in a situation like that where you're completely helpless through a sheer level difference?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:40:50 AM
No.535537507
>>535538001
>>535537215
I guess a better question is, how much of the difficulty is coming from level difference vs a skill issue?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:48:54 AM
No.535538001
>>535584798
>>535537423
>>535537507
If it's 1 on 1 I can manage with low stats, if you're decent with the mechanics you can avoid taking damage easily enough
Good gear and perks make you deal more damage and take less so more mistakes are tolerated, but you'll still get your ass handed to you if you don't know what you're doing
The early game is supposed to be really dangerous, you should get some decent gear, train with Bernard and probably unlock master strike too before you start fighting
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:01:25 PM
No.535547203
>>535523520
Im doing the dlc countdown you silly goose
During my first play through i had sex with every foid and bath wench (except hans). Question is can you SEX both Hans and Katherine without reloading a save?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:30:58 PM
No.535560038
>>535556943
No just have sex with Hans
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:04:14 PM
No.535563339
>>535556943
Nope. The scenes happen at the same time chronologically, so you have to choose one.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:06:52 PM
No.535563618
>>535584798
>>535536354
Seconding what someone else said, learning master strike is when you get good. In KCD1 you can learn it from Bernard after saving Hans iirc, and in KCD2 you can learn it from Tomcat after talking to Bara. Fights with multiple enemies can still be rough but master strike is basically a requirement. Also poison your weapons.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:54:41 PM
No.535568419
>>535556943
No, you can say goodbye to both but only sex one of them. I have to say Katherine's platonic goodbye is much better than her romantic one. Zizka's speech is also different and better without him telling you to fuck Katherine for no reason.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:01:01 PM
No.535575230
GAMESCOM SOON BROS
DLC INCOMING
WE WON
I killed this bitch and she respawned?? Worst day in my life
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:42:43 PM
No.535579868
>>535578936
Killed her after her second quest
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:58:20 PM
No.535581586
>>535584962
>>535578936
You think that's bad, Chenyek's quest marker wouldn't disappear even after I killed him
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:25:34 PM
No.535584798
>>535615998
>>535538001
>>535563618
I see, I'll give it another shot then. Maybe RPGs just aren't for me.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:27:10 PM
No.535584962
One last thing. What's the consensus on the save system? Playing the first game, it felt like complete shit since I'm incredibly autistic and like trying new things until I get it "right" and reloading if things go wrong. I'm probably going to install it because I hate the idea of choices looking you out of combat and I've more than once lost like 30 minutes of progress due to a death.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:55:18 PM
No.535588179
>>535591218
Ive just realized its perfectly fine to finish sidequests after the main story is done... you dont have to do sidequests in kuttenberg at all for rpmaxxing... DLC can be finished post story as well...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:02:43 PM
No.535588995
>>535587073
Save system was worse in kcd1... just install mod
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:20:59 PM
No.535591218
>>535630372
>>535634451
>>535587073
Personally I don't mind it since I like alchemy (in KCD2 anyway) but the save mods for both games still work so nothing wrong with using those. Save & Quit also works for savescumming if you're a consolefag.
>>535588179
Unfortunately there's a few side quests that can only done before post-game. Both of Katherine's, Hans' hunting trip, Seeking Justice and White Roe Buck since Suchdol becomes inaccessible. Maybe the Thunderstone one too because that has a part in Suchdol, I'm not sure how it goes if the village has already been raided.
>Luke gets asked about the Forge DLC coming soon
>starts smiling then puts on a poker face and goes βoh really, what is it about?β
Dude, youβre on xitter and you constantly talk with the official accounts and Tom. Youβre supposed to play dumb but not that dumb.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:04:00 PM
No.535603074
>>535601264
He's a bit retarded.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:41:57 PM
No.535607425
>>535601264
Must be under NDA which means he's in the DLC... trust the plan bros...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:52:49 PM
No.535608748
>>535578936
Look on the bright side, that just means you get to kill her again
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:02:22 PM
No.535609974
>>535617538
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:39:08 PM
No.535614668
>>535635793
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:50:24 PM
No.535615998
>>535616447
>>535584798
To be fair it's pretty different from other RPGs, especially in the early game
People come in expecting Skyrim and get filtered hard
>>535587073
It's more fun to accept the mistakes
Sleep and save only is the way to play
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:54:28 PM
No.535616447
>>535615998
The whole
>you're garbage at everything so just run away
and the scripted fights where you're supposed to lose to advance the story just threw me off. I'm guessing it filtered A LOT of people back in 2018 when it first released.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:03:29 PM
No.535617538
>>535609974
Hans sleeping in Henry's bed whenever he's away is cute and canon
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:05:39 PM
No.535617791
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:28:15 PM
No.535620347
>>535629248
>>535632079
>Hans confirmed to be making up Karolina 2.0 to make Henry jealous
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:23 AM
No.535629248
>>535620347
He's fooling no one.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:59:41 AM
No.535630372
>>535634451
>>535591218
Thunderstone can't be completed after the main story you're correct. The Jan Posy and Tugbone Bellatores quest is another although I'm not sure if you just need to do Bellatores and you can do the second quest after the main, or if you have to do both before finishing the main quest.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:15:58 AM
No.535632079
>>535632524
>>535620347
Why is it different?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:19:51 AM
No.535632524
>>535632079
It depends on whether or not you heard about Karolina in an earlier chat
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:38:20 AM
No.535634451
>>535591218
>>535630372
Good point.. hopefully there will be a guide telling us which quests are which...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:51:44 AM
No.535635793
>>535637929
>>535637986
>>535614668
His body being that pristine save for the arrow scar never makes sense to me.... im guessing KCD is.. realistic but i wish for more faint scars at least
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:11:13 AM
No.535637929
>>535641382
>>535641550
>>535635793
The devs probably couldn't be assed because all male npc's share a body mesh and textures, except for Hans and Henry who have their own textures. Most likely they just thought that no one would care to nitpick those details. Like how it's stated multiple times that Hans has an arrow scar on his ass but he doesn't have textures reflecting this. Realistically Henry would have a lot of scars from canon events like losing to Runt or being tortured at Vranik and Trosky.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:11:45 AM
No.535637986
>>535641550
>>535635793
He should at least have scars from the torture
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:23:33 AM
No.535639237
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:44:31 AM
No.535641382
>>535637929
I wish Hans had the ass scar but that's easier to excuse because they never let us see his ass
That being said I wish they'd let us see his ass
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:46:19 AM
No.535641550
>>535637929
>>535637986
The decision to just include shoulder scar is a bit off indeed... not that he shouldnt have it but that and not the rest make me curious about the devs train of thought. someone should ask tom or michael about it.. wonder if it had more story significance that got scrapped
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:49:01 AM
No.535641796
And dont forget the arrow from horse chase in first game...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:30:27 AM
No.535650939
>>535651773
Do you guys just let henry be jailed/branded or do you savescum? I wanted to play organically as thieving henry how do i let go of failure
>>535650939
Depends on what type of Henry I'm playing.
For my evil Henry playthrough I let him be caught and punished up until branding, then I run away to avoid execution.
For my good boy Henry playthrough I never did anything worse than stealing occasionally except for knocking out Emmeram and his entire family and robbing everything in their shop and store, and knocking out Margaret and stealing all of her money and clothes and leaving her naked in a pile of horse shit in the road but if someone happened to see and report then I would just pass a skill check with the guard or run away and avoid town until they forget.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:42:13 AM
No.535651967
>>535651773
Emmeram is one of the biggest fags in the game. He's like the worst burgher stereotype imaginable.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:30:11 AM
No.535656465
>>535657290
>>535670316
>>535651773
For kcd2 i usually hc henry as mature and he knows exactly what to do to gain money. Im playing kcd1 right now
I figured it doesnt make sense early game peasant noob henry to be good at lying or running away
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:38:40 AM
No.535657290
>>535656465
I dunno, early game kcd1 Henry managed to steal a horse and flee from all the Talmberg trained guards
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:50:39 AM
No.535658402
>>535659708
I forgot how much better atmosphere wise KCD1 is. for some reason its quieter and cozier. Is it just bc the npcs dont always chatter? Is it the soundtrack?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:54:24 AM
No.535658770
>>535659708
>>535711458
Just got clapped by the cumans nvm
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:23 AM
No.535659708
>>535663789
>>535691303
>>535658402
I think it's somewhat intentional. The Trosky, but especially the Kuttenburg area are just more aware and affected by the goings on around them. It's meant to be less quaint. The music and npc behavior is definitely part of that but again I feel like that's more by design.
>>535658770
And to that end, while KCD2 is a more tumultuous and less quaint feeling game, I think KCD1 is the scarier game with steeper power scaling. That makes sense narratively too, given that after the initial shock and demoralization from his fall off the cliff, Henry would git gud at fighting again more quickly. I'm very glad they buffed the combat AI for Kuttenberg enemies at some point. It's subtle but noticeable and it creates another moment where you have to get better at fighting and/or get better gear again.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:50:53 AM
No.535663789
>>535659708
Rattay is crowded, compared to kuttenberg no but compared to early game kcd2, it's bigger. troskowitz is quiet village but somehow did not have the magic. Rattay is livelier but somehow its also not, but also i think the hills and giant rivers in kcd1 makes it feel like the towns feel so much isolated than it actually is
Its a perfect early town after the intense prologue, you're injured and woke up in the biggish town and its also early in game with so much thing to explore you love the vibe and dont have to stray far. semine and nomad camp are probably the closest to KCD1 sense of wonder. Its livelier but also quiet
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:59:35 AM
No.535664539
>>535675719
>>535675838
2 DAYS UNTIL FORGE DLC
JCBP
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:14:25 AM
No.535670316
>>535678170
>>535651773
>>535656465
Emmeram is a piece of shit, but honestly it's completely Menhardt's fault for begging us to retrieve the sword.
>Heinrich i need this exact sword mein Kunst des Fechtens!
>What do you mean we can't just forge a new one and let Emmeram keep it as a souvenir for starting the Kuttenberg guild?!
German retardation knows no bounds
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:40:48 AM
No.535675719
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:42:39 AM
No.535675838
>>535664539
S O O N
O O
O O
N O O S
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:22:08 AM
No.535678170
>>535670316
It would be much easier to accept Menhart and Emmeram as just being two butthurt Krauts if it weren't for the fact that Emmeram insists on breaking the sword since his faction lost. That's where he loses any relatability he might have had for me. Beating him down, outside of his own shop, in front of half of Kuttenberg is one of the more satisfying quest endings in the entire game for me.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:10:44 PM
No.535684487
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:14 PM
No.535687592
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:53:09 PM
No.535691303
>>535659708
>I'm very glad they buffed the combat AI for Kuttenberg
lol
>sword enemy
>Bait master strikes. Never use combos unless you want to get striked
>axe/mace/pole enemy
>master strike and combos (optional).
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:10:54 PM
No.535692550
>>535693429
>>535698313
Does the last will quest work for you guys? Old bitch refuses to start the duel
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:22:44 PM
No.535693429
>>535692550
Don't remember the details of that quest, but when I thought a quest was broken it was usually just something from the previous steps I forgot to do.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:34:56 PM
No.535694350
>>535694962
>>535710023
Did warhorse ever say anything about henrys canon charisma and speech level?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:43:18 PM
No.535694962
>>535694350
Doubt it, because Henry is suppose to be a self insert
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:26:57 PM
No.535698313
>>535698593
>>535692550
I talked to her around 9-10 and it worked for me.
Who did you guys side with for this quest? The cobbler doesn't seem like he's lying, but Menhard said not to bring shame to the guild, so I choose not to throw the match.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:30:16 PM
No.535698593
>>535698313
I seem to remember you can take the bribe and still kick his ass. Which I did on my Cuntry run
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:16:40 PM
No.535702318
>>535703458
Rescuing the thread from page 10
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:29:54 PM
No.535703458
>>535703721
>>535702318
I feel like it's all over for us
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:32:53 PM
No.535703721
>>535703458
just need to survive until the dlc drops
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:43:25 PM
No.535704610
>>535704794
>>535712634
Just finished KCD1 what is this Hans Henry gay relationship nonsense?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:45:22 PM
No.535704794
>>535705036
>>535706192
>>535704610
Can't tell if this is bait or not but thanks for bumping regardless
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:47:54 PM
No.535705036
>>535705150
>>535705401
>>535704794
It is not bait, just finished the game with both them going on a quest to the league of lords and now i arrive here and they are gay?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:49:17 PM
No.535705150
>>535705036
in part 2 you can turn their bromance into a romance if you want.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:51:56 PM
No.535705401
>>535705036
Did you not do his side quest and his dlc quest? Not saying they're blatantly gay in kcd1 but the subtext is eyebrow raising. See
>>535502018
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:01:04 PM
No.535706192
>>535704794
The kiss attracts fujos
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:42:18 PM
No.535710023
>>535694350
His Czech VA said βI like him, but heβs a terrible doofus. An ingenue, really.β This suggests Warhorse views him as a naive well-meaning guy and not some max charisma max speech gigachad.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:44:35 PM
No.535710241
>>535710817
>>535711435
I just learned that they modeled the characters off their voice actors. Why does Henry look more retarded in-game than his IRL counterpart?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:50:19 PM
No.535710817
>>535710241
If its kcd2, its the animation and eyes. He looks startled most of the time. Its truly mindboggling how kcd2 henry despite being chadified, ended up looking more retarded
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:57:01 PM
No.535711435
>>535710241
Authentic village yokel genes.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:57:15 PM
No.535711458
>>535712903
>>535658770
Update, killed 3 bandits and their mangy dog. Havent killed a cuman yet. The cumans kidnapping hans will get the privilege being my first kills
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:22 PM
No.535711886
>>535712901
>>535713146
I saw someone complaining on a Youtube video about late game devolving into not even attacking and just waiting to perfect block/master strike, how true is this? I'm playing KCD1.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:08:08 PM
No.535712634
>>535704610
They kiss a couple times and frot on screen that's all
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:28 PM
No.535712901
>>535714205
>>535711886
Yeah if you attack they have more chance bonking you first
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:29 PM
No.535712903
>>535711458
>The cumans kidnapping hans will get the privilege being my first kills
As they should
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:31 PM
No.535713146
>>535714205
>>535711886
Masterstrike is op but abusing it is a choice
Use combos or weapons that can't masterstrike and avoid attacking from the opposite side of enemies that can masterstrike you
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:21:43 PM
No.535714205
>>535717084
>>535717383
>>535712901
>>535713146
It's a single player game I know, but is there a video of someone who is legitimately good at the game? I really want to see what endgame combat looks like. I started KDC2 for a little bit before realizing I needed to play KDC1 and saw the perfect block and riposte trading, is that possible in the first game?
>>535714205
Yeah watch Luke Dale's streams
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:47:55 PM
No.535717383
>>535718196
>>535727729
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:55:13 PM
No.535718196
>>535718329
>>535719136
>>535717084
>>535717383
>VAs playing their own game
Kino, thanks I'll give it a watch later. I have to ask, with KDC2 offering a gay romance between both of those characters have fujos invaded or is the medieval setting too much for them?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:56:30 PM
No.535718329
>>535718726
>>535723143
>>535718196
They have invaded and made Luke fuck himself he was gonna do it anyway
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:59:57 PM
No.535718726
>>535718329
I fucking love fujo antics.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:03:41 PM
No.535719136
>>535719665
>>535718196
Bro... there are fujos in this gen. Twitter, tumblr, and reddit KCD spaces are majority fujos. There are over 1,500 Henry/Hans fanfics now.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:08:36 PM
No.535719665
>>535719136
It's been 6 months and this is still the wildest thing to happen in 2025
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:40:37 PM
No.535723143
>>535723307
>>535734615
>>535718329
If you do the math, Luke made over 10 grand in subs and donations during the Hansry kiss stream
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:42:00 PM
No.535723307
>>535723143
10k in a stream and he didn't even get naked. Crazy.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:24:10 PM
No.535727729
>>535731562
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:00:30 PM
No.535731562
>>535727729
They have insider knowledge they know all the best tricks
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:27:56 PM
No.535734615
>>535734757
>>535723143
Wonder how much of that came from Warhorse employees. We know they lurk his streams both officially and unofficially.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:29:15 PM
No.535734757
>>535744183
>>535734615
I don't think warhorse employees are particularly rich
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:58:49 PM
No.535744183
>>535744692
>>535734757
Eh, theyβre software developers. They might not have California tier wages, but itβs good money.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:03:20 PM
No.535744692
>>535748189
>>535744183
I'm a software developer in a first world country and I can't even afford to live in a one bedroom apartment in the city I work in
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:34:05 PM
No.535748189
>>535749962
>>535744692
>apartment
Unironically throwing away money. At this point a mortgage or rent to own is cheaper.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:49:41 PM
No.535749962
>>535748189
I won't take the bait but I'll acknowledge it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:45:02 AM
No.535755803
>>535755496
Secret marriage with Hans
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:54:04 AM
No.535756724
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:00:35 AM
No.535757394
>>535760314
>>535755496
Public marriage with Hans.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:28:35 AM
No.535760314
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:46:19 AM
No.535762245
>>535762449
>>535755496
Impregnation with Hans
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:48:12 AM
No.535762449
>>535762245
Hi Henry's mom
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:15:04 AM
No.535770795
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:44:16 AM
No.535773357
>>535774368
Lets talk about the game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:46:25 AM
No.535773545
Hanush seems to have lost weight in kcd2
he's less plump
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:56:48 AM
No.535774368
>>535776257
>>535773357
Sure. I hope the Forge DLC actually releases soon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:56 AM
No.535776257
>>535776827
>>535774368
>>all
1 DAY UNTIL FORGE DLC
TOMORROW. SOON.
JCBP
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:46 AM
No.535776827
>>535788274
>>535808746
>>535776257
Tom streaming from WH studios tomorrow and Forge dlc tomorrow..... we're so back bros
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:01 AM
No.535780432
Henry wears a lot of hats throughout these games. Here he is being a therapist.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:58:41 AM
No.535788274
>>535776827
Interesting.... i.hope for bigger comtent update.. tho i might not replay kcd2 until sedletz dlc
Been playing KCD1, it's actually crazy how necessary Bernard's baseline training was for Henry to get even remotely competent at low levels. The game goes from impossibly hard to broken the second you do that training + get some gear through lockpicking.
Are rapiers/pokey weapons just completely useless in endgame? I had a 5 min fight with some bandits north east of Rattay while trying to get my first horse. He only took shots to his exposed face and nothing else. I couldn't even land my double face stab combo, it's kind of annoying. Is there some trick I'm missing?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:14:45 AM
No.535789331
>>535788313
Combos are really hard to pull off in either game especially at low levels. Stabbing is useful but obviously not as much against heavily armored opponents late game but the range and the fact it still depletes stamina means you'll never stop doing it. Remember your opponent's health works the same as yours does. If you want to really hurt him you have to whittle his stamina down.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:20:31 AM
No.535789764
>>535790220
>>535788313
Camp bandits are a whole different levels, that bandit camp is a part of Ruins quest with bernard where you can cut their ears, and the last one afaik... if you want easy bandits, at the forest near the fighting ring where you can fight milan, theres a shrine with a hidden road where you can find a pagan statue in it, random encounters happen there often if you keep walking and go deep inside road leading to hill: one/two unarmed bandits, a group of bandits tricking you with crying woman/beggar, a bunch of cumans/bandits tricking you with an overturned cart, or cumans simply ambushing you. The first two groups are relatively easy to farm but the cumans are pretty difficult.
If you want the horse just improve stealth. theoretically you should be able to steal it during the rain after you get the rain man perk
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:27:32 AM
No.535790220
>>535788313
>>535789764
Oh wait the one i was thinking of was from the southeast of rattay sorry but bandit camps should be harder than random encounter ones in general
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:38:58 AM
No.535794750
KCD as a franchise deserves a GOTY people just dont care bc czech doesnt have a big pop cultural influence, its very much crafted with care and very few devs would attempt it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:09:51 AM
No.535796594
>reposted by Warhorse instagram
Itβs nice Henry has found someone just as crazy as he is.
I don't think it's ever occurred to me before but why is Katherine here?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:33:51 AM
No.535797930
>>535804508
>>535797743
Okay Rosa being there is also weird but at least she shows up after all the guards are dealt with.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:53:24 AM
No.535802319
>>535802752
>>535797743
What scene is that?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:01:07 AM
No.535802752
>>535803123
>>535802319
Italian Court robbery.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:07:20 AM
No.535803123
>>535804365
>>535802752
Probably just an "all hands on deck" thing where they needed everyone who could wield a sword
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:29:08 AM
No.535804365
>>535808510
>>535803123
They don't know how to wield swords
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:31:36 AM
No.535804508
>>535805269
>>535797743
>>535797930
Katherine and Rosa are there to ensure that no one was at Ruthard palace to see Brabant being suspicious and stop him
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:45:06 AM
No.535805269
>>535804508
Thanks for giving the actual reason. I hadn't considered that lol. As much as their presence at the Italian court makes no sense, their survival staying at Ruthard's palace would make even less sense.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:38:49 PM
No.535808510
>>535804365
Rosa can shoot and Kat can slit some throats with a knife when needed.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:42:04 PM
No.535808746
>>535776827
3pm CET (*2pm BST*) for those interested.
Grab you popcorn boys. vpol is on the prowl again
>>>/v/718465406
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:12:02 PM
No.535810772
>>535810940
>>535809991
I only wanna talk about boys kissing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:14:23 PM
No.535810940
>>535811039
>>535810772
sounds gay af
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:15:42 PM
No.535811039
>>535810940
It sounds gay but it's not
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:00:46 PM
No.535813907
>>535814990
>>535818349
>>535809991
>A black guy is homesick and miserable in a foreign war camp? It must be a conspiracy!
These guys need to touch grass so badly.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:16:26 PM
No.535814990
>>535815514
>>535813907
And besides tribalism was strong you got moravian cousin raving about moravia why not mali scholar tho i do feel they overdid musa and he felt like vavra trying to prove he could be considerate when he didnt need to
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:24:10 PM
No.535815514
>>535815642
>>535814990
You also Hungarian dudes at the camp ranting about Czechs straight to Henryβs face in way more insulting terms, and of course thereβs Sigismund and his βtreacherous verminβ explosion at the end, but thatβs totally fine because they arenβt black.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:26:02 PM
No.535815642
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:34:03 PM
No.535816175
>>535816492
>>535816501
I feel bad for vavra i feel like hes just a nationalist, something that doesnt sound outrageous but journalists, wokes and chuds alike, want him to fit american politics
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:38:11 PM
No.535816492
>>535816641
>>535816175
I doubt American politics have any impact on his life
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:38:18 PM
No.535816501
>>535816641
>>535816175
>want him to fit american politics
So they want him to rape kids?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:40:04 PM
No.535816641
>>535816939
>>535818323
>>535816492
Yeah czech fame is prolly more important
>>535816501
Hans is 15 remember?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:44:04 PM
No.535816939
>>535816641
not in the games
https://www.twitch.tv/thisistommckay
Warhorse stream is about to start, get in here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:01:58 PM
No.535818304
>>535819162
>>535817982
I thought he once said he didn't play games?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:02:13 PM
No.535818323
>>535819550
>>535819664
>>535816641
>Hans is 15 remember?
The chuds should be glad that he isn't, because it would make the forced wedding so much worse. Old men literally selling a kid for money.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:02:33 PM
No.535818349
>>535809991
>>535813907
Once again, you can tell these people never played the game. Musa outright says he's bitter because "the only part of your beautiful country I've seen is this camp, which is not so beautiful." He also wanted to work for Sigismund directly, who said lol no and sent him to the camp instead, where you learn that half of the time he's not allowed to treat patients like Peter and just has to watch them die, he's not given enough supplies, and his methods get criticized. His seething is justified.
Not to mention, all that dialogue is optional. The main story only requires you to talk to Musa twice.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:12:48 PM
No.535819162
>>535819686
>>535818304
yeah, kcd2 is the first game he's ever played
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:17:34 PM
No.535819550
>>535818323
Perfect representation for murica
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:18:50 PM
No.535819664
>>535818323
That's what actually happened though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:19:03 PM
No.535819686
>>535819854
>>535819862
>>535819162
>inb4 him struggling with WASD controls
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:20:59 PM
No.535819854
>>535819686
Nah, he's playing on PS5. Luke helped him his first stream a few months ago and he's mostly got the controls down now.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:21:01 PM
No.535819862
>>535819686
They have him playing on a keyboard? Oh no
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:21:33 PM
No.535819909
>>535820242
>>535820476
>>535817982
Do you know why twitch sound doesnt work on pc but it works on phone...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:25:34 PM
No.535820242
>>535821214
>>535819909
works fine on my laptop
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:28:43 PM
No.535820476
>>535821214
>>535819909
press the unmute button?
>>535820242
>>535820476
Didnt work.. just summarize important stuff here when done pls and thank you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:41:01 PM
No.535821420
>>535821214
>just summarize important stuff here when done pls and thank you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:47:09 PM
No.535821843
>>535821917
>>535823106
>>535821214
He said Theresa is the canon romance
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:07 PM
No.535821917
>>535822246
>>535821843
unfathomably based
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:49:34 PM
No.535822024
>>535817982
>it's another Kingdom Farkle: Deliverance episode
Tom's ADHD strikes again.
>>535821917
Spoiler alert: that anon is yanking your pizzle.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:03 PM
No.535822659
>>535822246
The only puzzle getting yanked is Henry's the second he sets foot in the mill
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:43 PM
No.535822879
>>535822246
Pizzle status: Yanked
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:14 PM
No.535823106
>>535821843
>>535822246
I do wonder if he's going to go for Theresa or Hans, he's expressed interest in both.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:06 PM
No.535823585
>>535824153
>>535824430
>chat shits on how Tom does alchemy
>he makes strong Marigold first try
>chat shits on how Tom does blacksmithing
>he makes tier 3 hermit's sword first try
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:46 PM
No.535823659
Poor Tom, chats worse than him at the game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:41 PM
No.535824153
>>535823585
tbf Twitch is even worse than /v/
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:22 PM
No.535824430
>>535823585
Tom is pretty good as long as he doesn't have to go anywhere and listen to any conversations.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.535824727
>>535825762
>>535821214
he just had sweaty breeding sex with Hans
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:35 PM
No.535825762
>>535827548
>>535827815
>>535824727
Then let me know if hans is pregnant yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:42 PM
No.535827361
>>535827619
It's interesting that the EN voice direction for Henry didn't change, because the Czech VA said the director kept telling him to make Henry sound deeper and not turn him into a teenager.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:40 PM
No.535827548
>>535827815
>>535825762
Not yet they're trying again
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:26 PM
No.535827619
>>535828557
>>535827361
Maybe the Czech va sounded like a teenager naturally? Tom has a naturally deeper voice
>>535825762
>>535827548
mpreg fans should be burned at the stake.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:04 PM
No.535827972
>>535827815
mpreg fans keep this gen alive when you niggas let us get to page 10
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:44 PM
No.535828557
>>535827619
He sounds like a normal adult man, but Richard Wagner is just 26, so he does sound younger than Tom.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:58 PM
No.535828950
>>535827815
To make myself clear I'm a fan of sex until he becomes pregnant (so sex until never)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:52 PM
No.535829216
>>535827815
Blame Henry's schizo brain for giving people ideas.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:06:32 PM
No.535829458
>>535830154
>>535831239
>>535827815
You think the Warhorse writers should be burned at the stake?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:23 PM
No.535830154
>>535829458
No that's just how Henry's mom should have died
>>535829458
They're talking about plapping Theresa in this scene
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:28:31 PM
No.535831471
>>535832137
>>535831239
I'm a hansryfag and you're right
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:30:03 PM
No.535831620
>>535831239
They were watching when he shot a load in Lady Stephanie, so they know that one is already on the way.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:34:56 PM
No.535832137
>>535832289
>>535831239
>>535831471
>>535831691
It's a grim day when random fujos on twitter know more about the game than the general for the game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:36:35 PM
No.535832289
>>535832354
>>535832137
I know it's in the game but it's clearly written with her in mind
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:37:17 PM
No.535832354
>>535832289
/v/ levels of cope
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:37:52 PM
No.535832416
>>535831691
Settle down with Hans. Breed Theresa for children.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:41:10 PM
No.535832739
>>535831691
mpreg deniers absolutely btfo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:41:26 PM
No.535832768
>>535834516
>>535834617
Did all you Hansry fags forget that Hans is getting married to that Kunstadt girl to unite their houses. There is no place for Henry there
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:41:54 PM
No.535832804
>>535821214
Matins heritage is the canon perk
How the fuck are these threads even still alive? This game has nothing to talk about besides gay shit and the great Musa. Vavra killed this fucking franchise.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:52:05 PM
No.535833860
Henry is canonically stinky
>>535833679
We can shitpost about streams as long as they keep coming
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:58:21 PM
No.535834516
>>535832768
>>535833679
we have /v/edditors here again, we are so back
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:59:23 PM
No.535834617
>>535835876
>>535832768
He had no place in lady Stephanie's bed either but he made one for himself there
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:10:58 PM
No.535835876
>>535834617
She made one for him. He tried to push her away, but she basically went: "shut up and bend me over"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:20:48 PM
No.535837007
>>535841817
>>535833679
There's a kcd thread on /v/ where everyone seethes about niggers and fags. Maybe that thread suites you better.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:03:11 PM
No.535841817
>>535837007
Ah so that's why we have tourists today
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:14:02 PM
No.535843098
>>535849470
One hour until Gamescom!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:45:41 PM
No.535846776
>>535831691
Timely reminder that Henry thinks mpreg is real and holy if itβs a proper miracle.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:09:32 PM
No.535849470
>>535849859
>>535843098
Any idea when warhorse is on?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:09:37 PM
No.535849482
btw Tobi said dlc will be shown at about 9:30pm, so 1 hour 30 minutes from now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:12:27 PM
No.535849859
>>535851720
>>535849470
Had the same thought, I muted as soon as they started talking about Call of Duty
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:00 PM
No.535851720
>>535849859
I wish new IPs were real
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:01:45 PM
No.535856189
>>535857232
>>535857681
Bros, I think KCD unironically ruined my taste in vidya forever because NOTHING shown so far has piqued my interest even a little bit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:09:20 PM
No.535857232
>>535856189
Same, though Gamescom opening nights generally arenβt anything special. Most publishers and studios make their own announcements or use Nintendo Directs, PS Showcases and the like.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:03 PM
No.535857681
>>535856189
The only thing that slightly surprised me was that Lego Batman game emulating the style of the Arkham games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:36:07 PM
No.535860550
>>535860919
KCD when
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:13 PM
No.535860919
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:36 PM
No.535860958
THERE IT IS
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:16 PM
No.535861045
wow i can build a house
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:18 PM
No.535861048
>>535861308
>10 seconds
Still better than anything else so far
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:37 PM
No.535861090
>>535861448
LEGENDARY SEX WITH HANS SHOWN
That looked pretty cool though, I assume Tobi will do a break down after opening night
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:42:08 PM
No.535861308
>>535861048
unironically yeah
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:43:08 PM
No.535861448
>>535861090
I can't believe you can have sex with Hans every day at the forge
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:45:57 PM
No.535861823
>>535862108
When's the dlc actually out?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:07 PM
No.535862108
>>535862476
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:50:39 PM
No.535862476
>>535863960
>>535862108
What am I supposed to do until then
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:01:47 PM
No.535863960
>>535864324
>>535862476
Cuddle with Hans
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:04:32 PM
No.535864324
>>535865017
>>535865154
>>535863960
What's the button for that
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:09:18 PM
No.535865017
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:10:22 PM
No.535865154
>>535864324
crouch behind him + tap L2 for surprise hug
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:11:53 PM
No.535865368
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:22:39 PM
No.535866846