Thread 534234432

Extremely heterosexual edition
2.20 Patch Notes (Wilnas' release)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=7k5v0136p_iq
Wilnas trailer (+Meg and Mari cameo)
https://youtu.be/CdSlh_XLFcM
Wilnas character guide
https://youtu.be/Sxxkl2qDzT4

#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM
Next tournament is in August.

>Older Tournament VODs
https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/

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Previously, on /gbvsg/...: >>534115142

where is galleon

i luv sheep

>>534234593
right here

>pilnas can do his "dash" attacks out of crouch block
fucking why?

>>534234593
Down in F-tier

>>534234646
you LIED to me

>>534234004
>vtranny

I luv dragon

>—
>#761

>>534234432 (OP)
Damn Mountain from Arknights met Wilnas?

>play against wilnas
>play against ex characters that wall hump you for 30 seconds off every touch
this might be the patch...

>>534234663
because they aren't dash attacks. they're essentially alternate standing normals

>>534235253
I want them to be dash attacks
I want to use them during a dash

>>534234936
Is it not 761? The last one said 760.

>>534234787
I want to play erotic games with Wam

How good is Zooey in this game? She's pretty cute and I like sword and shield

>>534235318
they would be crazy good if you could. they're already good

>>534234737
we love MEN around here

>>534235253
AKA command normals, I bet they require the second forward input when done in neutral just so they could have another version of the Dash Light Attack T-Shirt.

>the individual character language mod guy quit the game
I cant believe Im gonna have to make the default japanese, swap the dubs back in, and have every new character be forced japanese
Im mad

>>534235786
Was Street Fighter 4 the last fighting game that let you set individual character language?

I don't care if she's cancer incarnate, words cannot describe how delicious 2B's fat pussy is

>>534235554
The only usable one is the 6p???

>>534235502
broken top tier

golshiTO doko?

The lobby....

>>534235909
Frankly, I'm starting to think Sf4 was the ONLY game in recent memory that did it, and we've all just memory holed it into believing it was a long lost default to be expected.

>>534235921
I unfortunately agree

>>534235921
How do I get 2B sexbot future anon?

>>534235909
Street Fighter 5 and 6 still does this

>>534235253
doesn't matter. the motion is the same as dash attacks. there's a reason the input is 66X to begin with. but wilnas can just downback and mash a dash macro+ normal? it has to be a bug. the rest of the cast can't 66L out of downback.

>>534235909
i'm pretty sure blazblue and mvc3 did too

DESU YOU'RE WEAK YOU'RE STUPUID YOU'RE WORTHLESSSSSSSS

My wife for season 3

>>534236208
Do they??? I recall wondering where that feature was considering it was in 4. Were they added post launch or something?

>>534235909
No, SFXTKN also had it, the Ibuki & Rolento Arcade mode was really improved if you had her in Japanese and him in English snice Rolento ignores everything Ibuki says and it makes it seem it's because he doesn't understand a word she says.

Bro if you look at this shit and think ''WOW HOLY SHIT HOMO SEX'' instead of ''wow I want to be like him'', it's not FKHR that is gay, it's YOU.

>>534236398
>animal ears pitslut with a sword and exposed back
Wooooow

>>534236261
But Wilnas doesn't need to be in a dashing state since it's not a dash attack. In fact it's going to start a dash and then instantly kara cancel into the command normal in many instances.

The secret is that the street fighter devs are such westaboos they're the only ones who like their english VAs better, so they add the option so their japanese players (the only ones they care about) can easily use the english

>>534236307
i enjoy seeing niia suffer :)

>>534236529
I don't want to paint my nails homobro...And yes the emo/vampire/goth kids who painted their nails back then were gay too

>>534235502
knowledge check low tier

>>534236804
Jealous of goth pussy

>>534236529
Fuck off already you faggot

>>534235502
high tier for retards that can just throw shit out

>>534236804
Painfully obvious 40 year old hands wrote this post

>>534235387
it is, ignore the retard and thank you very much for not derailing it.

>>534236529
gay

>>534236013
>>534236828
>>534236956
Okay, thanks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2WeClblEQ
wtf is that djeeta weapon, was that in a battlepass

>>534236574
Just how i like it, Cygames 3 more please

>>534236261
everyone can 66L with the macro like that

>>534235921
Is she really that bad? I think I could name at least 5 characters more annoying...

>>534237190
Yeah it was part of Vikala's battlepass. I think you'll have to wait until the next character gets added to be able to buy it officially

>>534237190
now that i think about it they both got 5U as their dp now right?
that is fucking more broken than before
dont even have to press a direction
insane clown shit

>>534237389
They're Persona 4 Arena characters

>>534237389
only gran got that change

I genuinely dont think Pilnas would even be top tier if you just gave him a slow run instead of his character crippling dash

>>534237548
HEAT MISER!

>>534235909
blazblue cross tag does it
someone go check dnf that thing has 3 languages

>>534236631
nigga, you are missing the point. the motion requires him to input FORWARD. this character gets a instant forward command normal out of downback.

>>534237764
And?
Who cares?

>>534236307
oh no, not on my watch fellow niia main
now we wait smile

This is your Lyria tonight

>>534238094
thats not what happened

however

>>534237739
Yes

>>534237764
No that is the point. Other characters have to be in a dashing state before they can get a dash attack, Wilnas doesn't have to because it's not a dash attack. That's why he's able to get it out instantly.

>>534238140
I don’t like lyria now

I already only barely know how to get out of 2B's pressure and play around her neutral with normal characters im getting absolutely butt fucked playing wilnas aiiiiiieeeeeee

>>534238270
Well hot damn
good on DNF Duel

>>534238094
Thank you for helping save granblue

>>534237160
>>534236954
You have issues with your sexuality you need to work on.

>>534238487
Wilnas deserves to get absolutely assfucked by characters that can out neutral him when he destroys 80% of the cast

>>534238270
What if...DNF Duel REBORN gets released? Will it be saved like Granblue Versus was with rising?

>>534238270
>korean
So bargain bin japanese then

>>534238695
>Will it be saved like Granblue Versus was with rising?
When did that ever happen/

>>534238693
>when he destroys 80% of the cast
source - s++ rank

>>534237389
Pressing one button to dp instead of holding one while pressing another one is really not a big difference at all.

Is EX Narmaya's entire offense just 5L and 66L? Her only other plus move is 236M while 214x is only useful as bad combo filler

>>534238297
my issue is not that it is not a "real dash attack". my issue is that he can do it out of downback without having to actually let go of downback by using the dash macro button.

>>534239171
Prevents misinputs during cross ups

>>534236097
is pregnant

>>534236307
Desu is strong, Danchou is stronger
Why do you think everyone lusts after him

I haven't tried new jeeta
Is she really worse than normal?

>>534239171
maybe to a retard like yourself that doesn't play the game

>>534236851
how can it be goth pussy if you paint it white?

>>534237608
he's already top tier kys homo

They've just about exhausted their roster of the gacha's toppest tiers
It's time for the cool ultra-bottom-tier

>>534237608
>>534239949
He’s been out for a couple days calm down

>>534240000
fellow RiCHAD wanter

>>534240038
my intuition has never been wrong, i am the smartest human alive

>>534240000
Top tier in what? Popularity or power?

>>534240000
>just about exhausted
>only two eternals, zero evokers, two dragons, zero enneads, zero archangels
they should add durray though

doctor durray hehe

>>534240000
Put her in you cowards

>>534240323
>zero evokers
Niiabros...

>>534240000
hold it right there

>>534240242
alright then can you tell me why I’m not GM yet?

>made ABe player rq after one set just mashing shit on EX Djeeta
And STAY down you filthy homosexual

ᵘʷᵉ!

>been mashing on mrpilnas for 4 hours now
holy shit i didnt even see the time pass...

*command grabs you*

Oh boy it sure is fun to be stuffed into the corner by ANOTHER fucking but button retard mashing character and none of my fucking moves reach them besides blueslop

>>534240000
>>534240821
my fellow niggers

>>534242287
i love this character

I'm trying to get back into the game after not playing for a while (although I never played very much in the first place)
Can anyone give me an easy meter dump combo for Nier than works with both SBA and SSBA?

>>534242726
What a pile of shit and a waste of time and everyone's money.

>>534242885
pipe down meggot

>>534242694
*coincidentally hold back the moment you blow fifty meter to try to get out*
hehehe

>>534242726
man sturm is very sexo
she dresses like a cheap whore

>>534242787
We have a ton of nierfaggots, surely one of them will help you soon

>>534242726
who are these nobodies?

I love how finishing a round with Wilnas' 236U just flings the opponent out of the screen

>>534243098
Mr. Peg is waste of everyone's time and money too

erm they should make the stages in this game smaller

Willnas just feels like Soriz with an even lower skill floor and a meterless reversal

>>534242726
>>534243376
'member when we thought we were getting Sen and Feather for s2

Wilnas just feels like Soriz with an even higher skill ceiling and a meterless reversal

>>534243376
our heroes

>>534243542
3 scrapped characters are why we got ex.

Wilnas Ult is quite a rude attack
if it hits you bounce around
if it kills you get punched to be offscreeen

guys brick beat me up with wilnas
I really dont think a character with an ambiguous standing high/low with meterless combos off it should have a meterless DP and guilty gear 6P

>>534243747
his animations are really good

>wilnas mashes buttons without any fucking thought
>still not my turn
>still not my turn
>still not my turn
>still not my turn
>still not my turn
>oops missed my 2 frame window back to neut-
>jumpscapre blueslop

>>534243736
holy kek

>>534242726
always bet on SEN!

>>534243747
So he just copied Slayer?

>>534243875
You can evade both the high and low. You have to evade 5U or he's safe for some reason.

>another dlc character who's playing a different game than the rest of the roster
this is really starting to get annoying

Ushishishi for season 3

>>534242506
If the point of that buff was to make Vira more interesting they totally failed. Now there's no guessing around whether she'll be able to go super saiyan or not, she WILL do it as soon as she lands any hit with 50 meter.

>>534243875
from what I tested in training mode unless he does it point blank, evading leads to him being safe/plus?

which one of you is responsible for this?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3488166080

>>534244393
>>534244656

>>534244141
>still not my turn
Are you playing on some beta wilnas test build or something?

>>534241062
no gene

>>534243378
i thought it was a glitch at first kek

>>534244656
That's not what I got from labbing. Evading should leave him minus if done fast enough. 22M just has so little recovery that he'll be plus if you evade late.

>>534244437
they made sandalflop generic as fuck and people dropped him like a sack of shit immediately

EX Narm is shit because she doesn't have the plus on block flip or the full screen homing blueslop flip. That shit carries EVERYONE that uses her, they're not gonna drop those easy mode baby bitch tools.

Honest midtier

playing ex neechang is gonna make me forget how to play real neechang

>EX Yuel removes Third Dance stance
what were they thinking

>character does anything besides throw a fireball and do a dp
>oh my god i thought i was playing granblue not ggacpr+ what is this we are not even playing the same game

>>534246856
gamewa would approve..

>>534240821
>>534242726
>Walder
EXTREMELY based

>>534246528
This but unironically.

>>534244920
Maybe it's just because EX jeeta and neechang fucking sucks and that's what I've been playing
Both of them look like they randomly put a bunch of shoto moves on a board and threw darts at it

why did we need EX characters again

>>534244141
his only plus move is H knee

>>534248669
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN HE'S MASHING HIS SHIT
NONE OF THE CHARACTERS I PLAY ARE NAMED SIEGFIED
I CAN'T RUN AT HIM OR I GET HIT
I CAN'T PRESS MY OWN BUTTONS OR THEY GET FUCKING CRUSHED
I CAN'T PRESS MY OWN BUTTONS BECAUSE HE'S TOO FAR AWAY
I CAN'T FIREBALL BECAUSE IT'S TOO SLOW
I CAN BC BUT HE JUST TELEPORTS RIGHT BACK ACROSS THE SCREEN BECAUSE THIS CHARACTER ALSO NEEDS A CROSS SCREEN GAP CLOSER

>>534249141
Just DP bro

How well you guys eating with the new EX characters?

>>534248162
To make up for no season 3

>>534249216
Neechang feels bad
Djeeta feels like bottom 1
Gran is allright I guess

>>534248669
There's also 66H and medium swipe.

>>534249263
3 characters
3 seasons

>people without fail keep mashing after blocking M knee
>sba their ass for thinking it's their turn just because they're +4

Lobby doko?

>>534249936
This is why I hate meterless DPs so much

>>534249141
post replay

Wow
Today I grubbed for almost 6 hours.
The first 4 hours were spent mashing with mr pilnas, taking him from S+5 to S++1 (20 996 points). The next 1 and a half hours were spent going from 20 996 points to 21 000 points and finally getting Master, at which point my winrate went from 80% to 58%.
What a weird ass character. When shit worked in my favor, it was the most fun I've had in Granblue. When it didn't, it was the least fun I've had in a video game ever.
I didn't learn a single combo or lab for a single minute.

>>534250558
congrats homogawd

>>534250504
I'd rather shave my balls with a rusty razor than use that dogshit reply UI

>>534250850
ok. keep whining in the thread i guess

ggs lobby

Bwos I've had a cough and now a headache for about a week now. Is it over for me...? and my Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising time?

>>534251675
Linne cunny erotic

Lobby status?

>>534251818
anon you miserable degenerate you should want to fuck adults
like charlotta

>>534251938
Ded and stinky because this dying zombie anon >>534251790 infected all of us

>>534249721
EXs are Rising OD and Rush/backstep, you know what that means.

>>534250558
biggest fraud character since launch bea

>>534251675
many kuugas and getsujins to you too

>>534252306
OD is happening. There was a blue gem in the evo build under the portrait and thats not in my game now...

>>534252262
is it truly dead? i just got here

I can't wait for Charlotta to get a host of unnecessary buffs to sell her BP
I will gladly terrorize you all because you deserve it

can someone post the Vergil EXchang combo, please

>>534252753
That was the icon for Manual/Super/Super Ultimate or whatever the assist setting is called

>>534252125
Linne is a lolibaba

>>534252948
Huh, I thought the Charlotta skin would be the basic paid costume they release.

>>534253072
https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/1952564460444422595

>>534253454
>Youre mine... TAKE THIS

>>534234862
"invention from the tl"
he's literally baking a cake in his apron skin

>>534253454
Thank you. I guess you'd just end this with 5U to keep the corner. Can she combo with 5U?

>>534252753
that's the super brave point

>>534252858
there were like 10 people in there when I checked some 30 mins ago

Is Wilnas actually good or am I just getting knowledge checked something fierce?
I haven't beaten a single one all day.

>>534254340
do you guys just use the JP lobby 1 ?
I'm new

>>534254732
JP lobby 1 with Cross play off (becomes 'platform'). you can disable crossplay on the lobby screen

>>534252948
Hello yes where are the unnecessary Galleon buffs to sell her costume?

>>534254884
next to the zooey buffs that were given to her when her swimsuit came out

>>534254884
She released unnecessarily strong already

>>534254789
>>534254818
Thanks

>>534254732
we do private lobbies from time to time, especially if there is a playstation anon that wants to play

>>534255382
ya I expected rooms, not using the big lobby

>>534253454
That slash-through attack makes me feel very unmotivated.

I play on Ouya.

I find it funny to think that there is a Cygames employee that check user data regularly, and have no idea why there is a peak of players in the JP platform lobby

>>534255927
How?

Got bored, mashed out the fun EX Neechang combos on Ranked and got Masters. Damn they did make it easier

>>534254789
>Setting crossplay off from the system settings

>>534256164
imagine his reaction to this

forgot to drop this earlier but GGs lobbybros

>>534255927
OUYA

>>534257019
>grandmasters
what the fuck? you guys are good?

>>534257669
kek

>>534255927
I play on my playstation vita!

>>534257669
hhhehehe

>>534257669
holy shit

>>534257019
No one in this webm plays the game anymore :'(

Did I miss my chance to ever go to Evo bros? I wanted to go next year...

>>534257994
I do still play, though.

- the absolute strongest player in the webm

>>534258073
EVO France and Japan exist. Honestly we could do with the death of American FGC being the main host of events. Let them travel for once.

>>534257994
I'm literally on the cab in the background.

>>534257994
I still play.

https://youtu.be/ZrYyOgtrHkM
I enjoy this song.

>>534258112
>>534258367
>>534258474
>Pretending to be deceased anons
How low can you get?

>>534258509
I NEED playable Rosetta

>>534258616
>say I play, stolen valour
>give my name, namefag

There's no winning.

>>534258616
>How low can you get?
About six feet under.

I NEED plappable Rosetta

>>534257019
Man I wish I had met the EU dogfucker.
I'd ask him to take me as his pupil

>>534257994
eh i come and go
im gonna hangout in casuals until i break wilnas in

>>534254789
Post the discord too

>>534258073
burger fgc dying is a good thing. Absolute cesspool needs to die
Go to Japan, buy hentai with your first place prize

>>534258073
vegas just sucks ass now. its been going down the shitter forever. im sure evo will still happen tho :)

Wilnas cant delete 2B's chain right?

My left hand hurts... ill need to learn simple inputs

>>534261006
Well chain doesn't projectile clash so it shouldn't...right?

>>534261006
>>534262650
Nevermind, it is classed as a projectile so Wilnas should be able to negate it with 66L

>>534262841
it's just upper body invul right
depends on where it hits
when I played against 2b her chain went on my dick
I tried to 6p it but I think I fucked up the timing

>>534263032
>when I played against 2b her chain went on my dick
god i wish that were me

You know, it was fun when lance was top tier, lets just make him top tier again! Fun FUN

I cannot wrap my brain around any character with conventional combos which is why I play vas as master and fall to S2 when I try to play narmaya ex

I cannot wrap my brain around any combos so I just do Normal into Special twelve times a match, and drop any longer combos

love fat draphs

>>534253454
anime fighter niggas be like nah bro the combos aren't that long

>>534252948
It'll most likely just be her getting an Ex version.

bros I'm starting to think the EX characters suck

>>534264501
god damn i love draphs

HOLD THE LINE GEEGEE

>>534264973
Wilnas loses this

>>534264152
wilnas is unironically th charactr for you

How does Wilnas play neutral against anyone who outranges his 5M? It seems pretty to keep him out indefinitely since it's so easy to stuff 214x

>>534264501
holy fuck

>>534254789
Someone should update the image already to change the crossplay settings from the lobby screen and not the system settings.

>>534254789
>27th February 2024

Holy fuck it's been that long already.

The single worst design decision in this game was giving some characters long-ass SBA animations that you see all the fucking time due to how fast you get meter.
They should all be about as short as Gran's SBA.

>>534267092
OUGI

I like Wilnas colors that cover his chest
I don't mind the chest but I think he just looks better like that, he looks kinda like a dudebro surfer

We should have gotten Ex Zooey or Zeta instead of Djeeta. Djeeta is barely different other than having an extra restriction.

Meanwhile Zooey and Zeta are still suffering because they were designed as setplay characters but then they got rid of the setplay and now they just have shit buttons and specials with zero positives

>>534267394
kys z(o/e)gger

>>534267394
Zooey has good buttons though you dingdong

>>534267092
Eh. IMO this is only a problem for a few characters, Kat being the worst offender.
>>534267302
ICHI
NI
>>534267394
djeeta obviously got it because she's the mc
narmaya got it because she's the most popular grub character but kat should have gotten it in her place

>>534267783
play an honest character ya fricken bum

>>534267783
I just had a guy disconnect the moment I blocked his DP and started a counterhit combo on the first round

>>534265601
Normal into Hadron Smash pushes the opponent back to fullscreen, wilnas is genuinely one of the worst characters in the game to button special on.

>>534268315
yeah but it rapes the opponent's lifebar

I don't understand how to play sheep. It feels like nothing I do is very threatening.
I only manage to win some fraud games when the other player gets surprised a few times by the heavy hop or the sweep.

>>534268976
It would be helpful if you posted a replay so we can give you a better assessment

>>534268315
It's okay, I'll just get close and hit them again.

>>534268315
hadron smash should give oki

believe in hadron smash

>>534269093
idk is there a way to specify replays in game?
I'm too lazy to make a webm or upload something to youtube or something.

I keep reading hadron smash as hardon smash...

>>534269674
or nevermind I'm just gonna go to bed and think about it some other day.

>beat a vira player at S+
>we get matched again
>closes the game as soon as he sees me again

>Diaphone stops playing granblue
>instead plays two games where even if you combined their playercount and then doubled that number would still be less than granblue
>still has Zooey as his avatar

Aparently EX Narmaya can't combo off her 2U without spending meter. This character sucks.

>>534270223
What character do you play?

>>534270531
He was always a fraud who used Zoi for views bro

>>534270614
if you can combo off a sweep you're privileged.

>>534270874
wilnas

>>534270982
grimgawds!

>>534242787
Here's the one I go for. It's not completely optimal but it'll work for both sba and ssba as you requested.

starter > 22L 214H 236H > cH 623H (very slight pause) 214H cH (S)SBA

>>534268976
What rank are you playing at? If I remember I'll try to respond tomorrow.

>>534242787
full screen run up shimmy

The lobby avatar reward for this pass fucking SUCKS
I HATE Vee

>>534271905
They realized that they couldn't make an avatar better than the Wubbs, so they just phoned it in

>>534271905
>>534272021
we should have gotten a wilnas version of wubbly

>>534272253
That is literally exactly what I was hoping for.

I still find it hilarious that no one knows who I am.

>>534271905
fuck you I love vyrn

Should've gotten a wubbly with a forehead corn.

>>534272340
Go away Katalina

>>534272340
Kat...

>>534272391
too galge for fkhr

>>534272340
https://youtu.be/2pcmo1WBdd8

https://x.com/witchhazy_/status/1953171050277290475
Make sure to whiff punish with ex neechan

>>534272915
our QUEEN IS BACK???

>>534272739
wtf kat is cute?

>>534272739
Cute hag

>>534272915
>>534272959
I'll see you Jizzingtons at the orgy!

>>534273024
Always was

>>534273276
KEK, source?

>>534273276
t-that's not cute...

RUREEAH

>>534273802
djeeta wouldn't lay a hand on lyria

>>534272327
It's even one of the most prominent on this Wamdus splash

>>534273838
But Lyria would lay a hand on Djeeta

>>534274045
why did we get wilnas instead of wam? i wanted to see them animate the umbrella

>>534272739
>>534273024
>>534273082
that's not the voice of someone who is cute
that is the voice of someone who is desperate for that shota dragon D

What's the most dishonorable thing you can do in this game?

>>534274462
Kiss Metera

>>534274462
Let your intro play out then skip the opponent's

>>534272739
Please refer to the diagram.

>>534274140
How many times do we have to tell you that FKHR is a raging homosexual before you finally understand?

>>534274618
this happened so often on release. it was so ridiculously dickish that I had to laugh

>>534272915
>metered
>doesn't carry to the corner
It's shit

if wam wam'd would she say "im wamming!"?

i would wam my cock into wam

>>534275362
Sure

>>534276289
im hungry.. i want a foot long

>>534269674
>>534269865
As far as I know no unless somebody finds your profile in game

>>534274662
This but Aoi Yuuki

>everyone says tokon is basically gbvsr
so our season 3 was tokon all along...

This is honest nooch

>>534276704
drop your best subway sub

>>534277603
i dont want to drop it though i want to eat it

>>534238140
Choco Lyria is cute...

>>534277208
>tag
shan't

>>534277208
Nice
It will make a fun secondary game.

>>534277208
it has no cute girls

>>534277208
i'm not playing tagslop, nor am i playing capeshit

>>534277729
and that combination of ingredients in it is

>>534277897
Yet.

>>534277208
2xko finna clear this capeshit marvelsloppa

>>534277208
>tag
>superheroes
I don't get the appeal and never will.

>>534278397
2xko doesn't have a single cute girl in the roster

>>534278174
i like chicken and turkey and stuff. mayo. oil. i dunno. its just a sub

>>534278609
>mayo
gayest shit i ever heard

join the wombly

Are you ready for EX Charlotta next patch?

>>534278907
mayo isn't gay..

>>534278907
a sub is too dry without mayo

>>534278924
>Charlotta with Siegfried-like projectiles
FUND IT

>EX Charlotta turns into Es and slings blade beams everywhere
>EX Eustace summons orbital strike lightning bolts
>EX Soriz starts the round naked

just stuffed my face with a bunch of oatmeal cookies
i feel sick

>>534278924
relink lobbies when

>>534279361
you just reminded me i had really yummy oreo cookies! thank you anon i love you

>>534279356
>literally no difference with soriz and he still has an install
>he just starts naked

>>534278174
i like the one with cream cheese salami and random grass

>>534279656
don’t do it bro…

>>534280407
dont do what?

Usage rates have been updated, Narmaya definitely needed an easier version so more people would pick her

>>534279356
>EX Eustace summons orbital strike lightning bolts
nyo
EXtace throws vikalas for his 623X

are people just bad with vikala or are they afraid of the uoh scary little girl.... stigma that westoids force all the time? i love vikala

>>534280523
Wow, all these Narmaya-players had precognition and already picked her up before the EX variant got online!

>>534280523
Very surprised to see Gran and Djeeta at the top

>>534280739
why can't you pedos be normal

>>534281043
you’re acting like you wouldn’t fuck the shit out of vikala

>>534281090
how can you look at the entire lineup of divine generals and decide that rat is the one you wanna dick
even if you're a childfucker wouldn't you prefer tigers

>>534281158
they have different appeals you wouldn’t get it

>>534280523
ViraGAWDS

pedocels...

>>534281187
i get rat's appeal it's just not sexual

>>534280523
5 most overrepresented characters in Masters
>Vaseraga: +0.97
>Lowain: +0.75
>Grimnir: +0.57
>Metera: +0.52
>Charlotta: +0.44
5 most underrepresented characters in Masters
>Beatrix: -1.26
>Vira: -0.81
>Gran: -0.51
>Versusia: -0.43
>Katalina: -0.41
Interesting note: Seox has the exact same playrate comparing between all ranks, and masters/grandmasters. Honest Kot

>>534281158
Personally I prefer Andira and Vajra but Vikala is also pretty good.

>>534281250
low test

>>534281187
im addicted to hebes but Vikki does nothing for me

>>534281339
>Zeta stocks

>>534281342
Andira > Vikala > Tigers > Vajra

this is a Cock-loving general

>>534281339
>Percival and Eustace the lowest (what the fuck is an Anre that's not a real character)
why are my honest and honorable mains so unpopular

>>534281372
post a girl you find attractive then

>>534281217
not into blacks sorry anon.

>>534281462
Zeta is a character that should be popular but they made her so fucking awful with horrible buttons and low damage in exchange for mixups that they proceeded to completely remove from the game so now she does nothing.

>>534281569
imagine manhandling her tiny body and fucking her over all types of furniture

>>534282116
nice body and microbikini
>>534282102
>catura and kumbhira over anila
Why?

>>534281339
Every time this gets posted, Beatrix is the lowest char on the list. When can we admit she was overnerfed?

>>534281882
you don't have a choice lil 'mantha

>>534282283
sure i do. *ignores your posts* lol lmao

>>534281759
>post a girl you find attractive
ok

>>534282258
i like them more, nothing wrong with either one though
>>534282116
certainly based

I play Vikala only because she has funny animations
This is how I pick which characters to play

>>534282403
vikala in this pose with no headband

>>534282454
did you also pick neco-arc in melty blood?

>>534282595
he looks like Common but full of hatred instead of love

>>534282538
Never played Melty Blood

>>534282454
Everyone just automatically skips these post-win animations (including me). What a damn shame.

Hello!
How are you feeling?
What will you eat for dinner today?
Your thoughts on the patch so far?
Anyone up for some Lobby fun?

>>534283029
How is the sun doing?

>>534282595
Has low test goy ever fulfilled his dream of gangbanging a white dude with his hood niggas?

>>534281342
Monki > Tigers > Vikki (ears on) = Vajra

>>534283739
what's wrong with ears off vikala?

>>534283029
>Anyone up for some Lobby fun?
I'll join soon

>>534283870
She pees herself too much

>>534283870
the high genki energy does it for me

pulling vikki's headband off everytime you thrust so she mindbreaks

>>534283149
it's black

>>534283029
Wilnas is very fun
EXmayas are running a train on me though, that ain't much fun

How do we fix Zeta?

>>534284573
Turn her into a spicy shoto

>>534284573
Give her a pacifier

This right here is the best divine general. A literal gyaru slampig.

>>534284967
old hag

>>534282102
I pulled Anila a while back and I'm satisfied with at least having her. Aren't the zodiacs a pain to pull, or was she given out for free at one point.

>>534285018
she's not really old or a hag

>>534285110
body of an old hag

>>534284967
>fake gyaru slut
Not even the best Pig

>>534234897
me too I love my dragon wife

>>534281882
Blacks aren't interested in dating chubby trans pedophiles. You're safe xister.

Stop making me horny for brown girls.

>>534285358
thats okay i dont like blacks anyway.

How many characters have gotten nerfed with zero compensation buffs? Nier and Zeta?

pig slander is very gay

>>534285679
not enough

Yuel is stuck with shit damage because she has some mediocre 50/50s. Meanwhile Wilnas has unreactable unfuzziable 50/50s at the end of his 10k combos.

Someone post the name censor template. Mine are still in my old ssd!

>>534286324
EX Yuel will fix everything

>>534285409
Just know you will be safe since they aren't interested in chubby pedophilic "men"

>>534286808
This thing?

>>534286821
Me getting hit by the overhead combo ender 10 times in a match

>>534286324
Yuel would've gotten huge buffs is she looked like this

>>534286847
ok

I did the meme. Kind of absurd how easy the combo is.
>>534286901
Yes, thank you!

>>534286907
I prefer dark skin + dark hair.
Still not playing Galleon

>>534287075
glad you understand

>>534287224
not the sick burn you think it is but ok

>>534287162
I wish someone made a proper Vergil mod...

>>534287168
my chocowife
they did a better job than usual with the alt colors on her

>>534287308
What? I'm just glad you understand no black would want to date a chubby pedophile like (You).

So is Galleon shit or just average?

>>534287423
ok?

>>534286972
... Yeah.

>>534287878
glad you understand ok

>>534287979
are you autistic anon

>>534288043
what does this mean

>>534288043
How could Versusia drop off so hard?
Most people playing her were just giga-carried. She isn't even that bad now.

>>534288085
It means Niia is stinky and no one likes her

>>534288162
Because she feels bad to play even if she isn't bad.

>>534288043
Lunalu sweep

>>534288043
That +0.03%?
All me.

>>534288027
why are you upset? is it cause black men aren't interested in chubby pedophiles?

>>534288162
>How could Versusia drop off so hard?
Because she is factually dogshit right now.

>>534288162
i tried playing her a bit but it feels really bad for some nigga to super jump in or plus on block special in and you sit there like a retard just holding it cause you can't do shit about it
you have to respect your opponents too much or they get in for free on a yolo read
her pillars are too awkward to stop people from sprinting in, there's a very easy spacing to play where your light pillar and medium pillar wont hit but only heavy will, and even if you land it they just can yolo in afterwards because 22x is worthless and if you land a jumpscare 214x it still doesn't deter them from trying because the damage is mediocre & you don't get any oki
you don't even do enough damage like wilnas if you do get a hit to force them to play neutch or lose half their health, so people just bruteforce her and it feels like shit
too much effort. wilnas does what she wants to do 10x better. she might be better in zoner matchups but it's still miserable so you might as well pick wilnas and take half their health

>>534289126
you're weird, anon.

>>534290230
stop replying to the schizo

>>534290365
think of the black fanatic, anon, he might die if we don't give him (you)s :(

>>534283149
Its out and shining!
>>534283954
When is/was soon?

>>534287974
>aislop

>>534281569
I want to princess carry my cock to bed and feel her fall alseep in my arms

>>534288162
Because post-nerf Versusia loses the moment a scrub realizes he's supposed to use the dash button, not double tap forward.

>>534290496
NTA but I have time to play a couple matches

>>534290892
AI was made for shitposting

>>534291112
Its a bit too late for me to play now, i should play again in around 4-5 hours.

>>534291006
Same but also sex

>>534291176
AI was made for porn and as a convenient way for browns to reveal themselves

>>534291383
Okay

issa 2-touch balance patch
https://x.com/BonsaiDizzy/status/1952772374899614020

LET ME FEEL THE POOOOOWER
THAT COULD RIIIIIP ME TO SHREEEEDS

If you lose your next match your punishment is playing 10 matches as Zeta with English voices on

>>534293084
This but Yuel EN and I'm going to lose on purpose because I love her voice (she sounds like me)

eu gamers?

>>534293284
At the gay orgy, why aren't you here homobro?

>>534293284
best i can do is NA EC

>>534293284
I'm cooking

>>534293284
I sadly am too NA EC

>>534293284
i'm too tired i woke up at 1 AM

this game is slowly turning into another dbfz/strive balance disaster.

>>534294632
slowly? Were you not here at launch?

>We get a season three
but
>Saber is a guest character

do you press the button

>>534295597
I'll press the magic button hiden in your colon.

>>534295597
We certainly need more one-handed sword users.

>>534293284
>>534293923
>>534294440
NA EC and EU can play with little issue

>>534296107
Damn, she uses it two-handed

I hate this faggot character so fucking much. Can't wait for another patch where they completely ignore him

>>534296107
doesnt sabeur use it with 2 hands

>>534296896
This. Soriz is still a piece of shit that they refuse to nerf for some reason

erm

>>534296896
Yeah fuck Soriz
nerf him to nier levels

>>534297483
Have sex with that chibi

>>534297532
So buff him?
She's high a tier

>>534297483
pretty girl? in my lobby?

>>534287168
Egyptian Galleon...

they should gut soriz next patch for sure

New EX characters and even Wilnas are fun, but the new Fortnut season started and I gotta grind levels in that. Sorry bros

>>534297532
Why would they nerf a bottom tier to bottom tier?

>>534299073
For the kill

>>534299073
For the glory

EX Gran’s DP is ass compared to other meterless DPs and it being one button is almost irrelevant in a game with simple input DPs, but he really is very strong. EX Djeeta kind of just sucks. Going to try EX Narmaya next.

>framemeter nigga usually updates within the day of the patch
>still no update
it's over.

>>534296896
>soriz
no sympathy + you just got giga buffed

>>534299998
That's me. Sorry, masturbating to Charlotta jumping on you ASMR.

>>534299998
apparently he's on vacation

>>534300096
just like golshiTO?

>>534300357
hes just enjoying enjoying his birthday party.

>>534300039
>giga buffed
I wish that patch actually addressed any of his fucking issues instead. A bit more corner carry to 236H is nice but the change to 214M was literally nothing since there's still never a reason to use it and you still die in one combo when in SSBA because the damage in this game is so insane.

They should've scrapped the whole patch and just gave him his SSBA run speed (which is still tied with Vane for 9th slowest)

>>534287162
I'm not a fan of this new EX Narmaya. She's going to be every other character you see at this rate.

>>534301365
>gets giga buffed
>cries about it
sad

>>534301365
>They should've scrapped the whole patch and just gave him his SSBA run speed
All of his moves are fast af and move him half to fullscreen by themselves and bro wants his regular movement to be insane too
that would also make his already great 66L even more insane

>>534301365
holy shit soriz mains are retarded

>>534286324
Wilnas doesn't have big ears, a fluffy taily or a >:3 face though so it's okay.

>>534302798
They're plus.

>>534302665
>All of his moves are fast af and move him half to fullscreen
My issue is that all of his shit throws the opponent too far for him to get oki so he constantly has to play neutral while being slow as fuck and having mediocre normals.
Half the goddamn cast has fast advancing specials that also wallbounce but none of them have that issue since they don't run like they broke both of their legs.

>>534303319
there's a reason they gave him slow movement speed

>>534280523
Galleon???

>>534303319
God forbid the character with a 5U that beats almost everything has to play neutral for about 5 seconds in total per match

>>534287162
And they told me wilnas does high damage

>>534303597
Issa low tier

>>534280523
>6.83
>-4.88%
Am I reading this right?
Galleon made up over 10% of all master/GM players before?

Metera.

Golshi.

Violated me

>>534304325
You have to be 18 to post on this website.

>>534304275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLY10s-RfFk
Bakushin

>>534303319
>My issue is that all of his shit throws the opponent too far for him to get oki
Don't most of his conversions mid screen guarantee M punch on your oki?

I've noticed a disturbing lack of fox posting in our threads recently.
Didn't we have like 8 different fox posters?
Where did they all go?

>>534303568
What's the reason?
It can't be the corner carry when you've got EX Gran, and Charlotta and Katalina running fast enough to get oki on KD (not that Versusia needs it).

Can't be the plus frames because Metera also has shitton of plus frames to keep you in the corner, and so does Uno who's still faster than base Soriz.

Can't be the health because Sieg has the same amount of health but runs way faster then him.

Can't even be the damage because not only does everyone do a shitton of damage in this game, plenty of other characters like Gran, Metera or EX Narmaya can do more damage than an optimal Soriz combo that he needs to install for.

>>534304617
It also guarantees getting DP'd or SBA'd for free if the character has a DP or meter since it's extremely reactable.

any eugawds want to play in the lobby for a bit?

>>534304841
the fox death

>>534304869
Fucked up and forgot to delete the Versusia bit, ah well. Pretty sure that that cunt can run fast enough for oki as well.

>>534304841
It's time for horses

>>534304874
Make it the open lobby or a room and I'm down for a few matches.

>>534305054
open lobby is simpler, ill wait for you there

>>534305182
Alright, where in the open lobby are you?

anon... no...

did a euro just get ditched in the open lobby...?

>>534305424
i was in the wind area but i got kicked out since my ISP is acting funny today
i am rejoining

That's enough.

>>534304240
How does this character manage to be the most fun zoner in the game when 2 of her specials are the same basic fireball?

>>534306036
because shes also a top tier rush down and having two fireballs is better than one

>>534305849
I'mma jump around as yool in the wind area, come find me.

>>534306036
Archers are cool and she's basically half rushdown too

>>534306176
theres only me and another anon though, it should be easy to find me

>>534304869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvbu1P-ve9M

>>534306036
>Fireballs are... le boring!
How mny times do we have to teach you this lesson, zoomer
Shotos are inherently fun

>>534306036
I think Zooey's a more fun zoner but she's a close second

fucking lol at sorizniggers wanting even more buffs
the only matchup he loses is metera ferry
rest is free for soriz

>>534306337
>Look how strong this character is!!!!
>Vs Wilnas
lmao

>>534306416
While also being the strongest in the game
Really makes you think about the all-rounder expert at nothing huh

Soriz was universally considered just above bottom tier last patch and 3 minutes after the notes were posted everybody started suddenly pretending he was secret op and didn't need any buffs.

>>534306281
You aren't in the EU lobby?

>>534306661
Soriz was often all over the place on tierlists. He simply has a small amount of players, but at the same time a really good win ratio against most characters (although that's all Skyll).

>>534306701
im in the gbvsr lobby
japan 1 with crossplay off

>>534306661
>>534306760
Does anyone play him competitively and achieve anything besides Skyll? Afaik Sakusaku is just a netplay monster.

>>534306760
This is a common thing in league
>Character is bad
>So no one plays them
>Small amount of dedicated players bump up their winrate with a combination of autism and lack of matchup knowledge
>"Character is actually good!"
I've seen years of this

>>534306840
gbvsg*

>>534306840
I'm a PScuck that's why I asked for open lobby or room matches.
I'm just gonna make a room if you're still interested.
Password is "gbvsg".

>>534306946
Why did this not happen with Anila and Vikala?

>>534307087
sure
give me 5 minutes and ill join

>>534304869
>the character has big hp, great corner carry, great damage, great chip, a bunch of fast get in moves and reaction checks on top of a great armor/turn steal move
>cry about some bullshit
metera doesnt have armor
gran ex cahrlotta kat dont have a great chip game
same with sieg etc
not that they need all of that but you can complain about anything if you want it hard enough
what a dumb post

>>534304841
I play fox but I don't post fox unless it's asking for matches or commenting on fox.

>>534307212
Why do you think, anon?

>>534306337
>wilnas keeps fucking up his combos
>throws an SSBA in neutral trying to anticipate something and eats shit
>still ends as a very close game
You sure got me there. And it's funny that you posted a Sakusaku game since he also said on his stream that the patch pretty much changed nothing

Who should I play if I want to play what Wilnas was advertised as instead of what he actually is

>>534306946
LMAO

>>534307512
Wilnas

>>534307512
What was he advertised as?

>>534308081
a homo dragon according to these threads

>>534308238
So, the scalies lost?
Good, good.

I retain that there is no more oppressed group than straight scalies.

>>534280523
>>534281339
>>534281462
>Zeta’s usage rate is literally only held up by people in low ranks mashing with her whereafter she drops to the 4th least played character in the game in real ranks
>Even among the people who actually play her optimally she is still one of the least seen character in GM
The worst part about this is that she will never be buffed because the image of her blueslopping people for 75% on release is STILL burned into their frontal lobe(she still didn’t win anything with that combo btw)
Fast forward today and like half the cast does exactly what she did back then while having a much better kit.

What will it take for you guys to finally admit she was nerfed to the ground simply because you hated the fact you couldn’t autopilot braindead offence against her?

where are the fucking zoi buffs

>>534308702
Zooey isn't African

>>534308702
imagine if granblue had an actual black girl

>>534308682
Cygames should just buff her normals and give her her fshiki back, but change rhapsody so you can't combo with it.

>>534308821
i dont want to play 2xko

>>534308894
does it have senna or something

>>534308702
she doesnt need it

>>534308852
>Cygames should just buff her normals
One frame for her m-buttons would help a lot and that's all that is needed.
>and give her her fshiki back
There are probably other things you could do to make her oki stronger, if they don't want actual fuzzies to be a thing in this game. Overall, she still does fine without the f-shiki. It existing in the previous patch didn't make her win tournaments either.
>but change rhapsody so you can't combo with it
Holy shit, fuck no. Fuck no.

>>534309093
okay okay. give rhapsody a midscreen wacky launcher like wilnas however if it fails you get launched instead.

>>534308852
If they did that she would be even more dog than she is now.
Rhapsody is the only thing that keeps her dmg above trash tier.
It’s unironically he best combo tool but people don’t care about that because they are busy malding about not being able to 66L her for free

Vira, Zooey, or EX Gran?

Is playing Zoey actually suffering or is she just a meme character

>>534310373
zooey is really good

>>534307212
Vikala has much higher win rates than she has any business with and its all because the top 3 rats

>>534309194
She doesn't need it —however,
your mother NEEDS divine intervention because she is the cataclysm. The last time she cooked, tectonic plates apologized. Storms wait in line to take notes when she breathes out of her left nostril. She doesn’t walk into a room, she announces an era. Mirrors flinch when she looks into them—not out of fear, but shame, because they know they can’t capture the full scope of what they’re reflecting. Zooey doesn't need buffs, you dumb coon, unlike your mother who fucking needs some mother-fucking-buffs to her physique.

Dumb ass nigga.

Get that ass banned.

>>534310373
She's a solid mid tier. Good tools but gets overshadowed by other higher tiered characters' crazy stuff

Nice fights fellow dragonbro!

>>534310373
She's fine. zoi players are just really, really bad and they rather cry and shitpost all day instead learning to play

>>534310701
ggs wilnasbro
youre actually the first wilnas i fight and i did not expect him to hit so hard

>>534310710
They also don't take baths

why is every faggot just mashing dodge this patch??????

>>534311083
why not?

>>534309093
I would even take a movement speed buff.
She has the same walkspeed as fucking anila.
If I’m forced to play grounded strike/throw with a that character would rather be in the air 24/7 they could at least help me out with that

Zeta doesn't deserve anything until they nerf that stupid parry of hers.

>>534311548
>*parries this post*

>>534310801
I just remembered we didn't get chibi Wilnas this battle pass. That sucks.

>>534311083
>This patch

>>534311663
*does it for vira instead*

>Buffed Metera's dash heavy
based

>>534311619
we should have all the 6 dragon chibis in the game

>>534311853
That's nice too.
Had a long set against a Vira yesterday, she didn't feel that different to fight against

>>534311619
The plushie dragons should have been their alternative costumes.

>>534311548
It's amazing to me that SF players discovered that throws beat parries 30 year ago and GBVS player still haven't rubbed two braincells together.

I'm thinking we deserve the last 2 patches.

>>534310801
>>534312004
>>534312185
Wtf there's more of these little niggas?

>>534312648
all 6 dragons have plushie forms of their dragon forms
they are very cute

let's not pretend SF players adapted and evolved when they play SFIII, they disowned the franchise causing it to die for 10 years

>>534306442
As a vanilla Zooeyfag, seeing her called a zoner makes me sick.

>>534312712
It's amazing to me that many didn't like SF3 until moment 37 where it was always a hidden gem and one of the greats of all time.

>>534312083
Because she isn't, they just made her even less interesting to play.

>>534313764
The install from an autocombo barely happened in my set, the plus frames on the specials made her pressure more threatening, and I guess it opened up more combo-routes.
Not much changed. I still ate a lot of raw 5U's, because my reflexes are that of a grandpa.

>>534312265
Parries should beat throws imo

>>534314262
>t. zeta player

>>534312265
Thank you for your insight, Zetafag.

zeta should lose to the cock

>>534315089
The small cock

I hate shotafags so much.

>just discovered this season Cthulu anime with a yuri kiss is produced by Cygames

Why are they like this

>>534315089
>>534315389

>>534313124
Who do you play for you to exhibit such behavior?
I'm telling you to just walk up throw her like you bait DPs and you act like that's an affront to God.

>>534316063
it's modern gay culture, where it's still fetishized to, but also popular enough among moralfags that pushing it is a virtue. If homosexuality was never demonized, we'd have people acting normal rather than moral warmongers on either side fighting for or against it as well as letting those sexualities be normal rather than the celebratory hedonistic events they are.

>>534316063
the first actual on screen kiss on the gacha grub is yurishit

>>534316416
Woops, meant for >>534314938

>>534316387
I think you replied to the wrong person.

>>534315089
She does

>>534316715
my look like this every time I play this game

>>534316672
I did and then I replied to the wrong guy again after that.
It kinda worked out this because the Zeta hater is deeply homosexual either way.

>>534310537
Highest T BBC post on the entire site rn desu.

blud really replied to himself one hour later luhroar
no, that chatgpt ass post isn't worth a reply that's why nobody gave a (You), bitch

Boner

>>534310537
Based LTGposterGAWD making cuck ass Smugposter seethe

ltgschizo...