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>News
• Eggstra Work 8/8-8/10
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

The dawn of woomy.

>>534243753
I'm still waiting on the Tukada news.

Woomy!

snip

>>534243889
Tukada is the GOAT of woomy sex

>cat unplugged my computer
>commission progress completely lost
please post happy woomies

spamming/flooding

frye wears no panties

cry

>>534244286
How many hours did you lose?

Will Splatoon Raiders let you have sex with the woomys?

honk shoo mimimimi

man i love woomy

>>534244929
cute!

>>534244782
the only non player woomy there is frye

>>534244929
Nice swimsuit. This part is the best.

They should've brought back this dlc gear from 1

>>534244101
just a little off the top

Being horny 24/7 is not a personality

oh no! anyway

>>534244929
Watermelon woomy
Good woomy

>>534244929
why did you draw watermelon pattern is this a racist joke

>>534245808
being a puritan isn't either.

>>534246013
everything is racist to you people

Non* would have posted a couple reefslider clips by now

>>534244929
nice woomy

>>534245545
It was the perfect storm at the time, as the manga was still ongoing. I'd like it too, but it's been a decade since it ended, so it simply won't happen.

shy woomy

Baby shark gear

Y/n

>>534244929
I also want Gaza to be independent

squoosh

My wife

>>534244981
Love this artist

No fatties allowed beyond this point

No veemos allowed beyond this point

Veemo!

>>534246013
Whoa there Benjamin, calm down. It's just a bikini I've seen irl

threads like these make me happy my woomy never got lewded

>>534247905
You have a page? Love your cute and funny art

I don't think pbs are worth putting up with this, see you in splatoon 4

No woomies beyond this point

>>534248601
You're not leaving lol, you know how many people like you said the same thing.

>>534244675
probably about an hour and a half but my motivation is what really took a hit
>>534244534
muffin

What kpop song are you listening while playing turf war?

>>534248601
see you tomorrow

>>534248424
No, might make one later, someday, maybe

No weyyos allowed beyond this point

there could be goblins here

>>534248881
Meji woomies

>>534249670
With a reefslider, you can go anywhere you want.

No yebbies allowed beyond this point

>>534250585
what an aggressively french statement

No anons allowed beyond this point

How I feel when I ping this way and my teammates actually respond

>>534250585
Reefslider is an excellent tool to get places unironically
Using it to traverse grates or heavily defended goals during clam blitz
It's not just vertical splashdown like some like to say

>>534250585
i was expecting a frye pic not this gay post

reefslider needs to explode at head height and not floor height so that it doesn't get fucked over by 2 inch ledges

>>534252385
Butt height as a compromise

I want reefslider to have a jump function. Nothing massive, just the same distance like if you were in swim form.

>>534252150
Sure thing

>>534252572
To evade chargers camping you

remember splattercolor screen?

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>534252872
We don't play this game here, we goon to underage-looking squids

>>534252703
ough... my eyes and brain... i'm neurodivergent and sensitve,,, ough....

>>534252703
>>534253216
Trannies complained about screen but not the weird warping effect from rainmaker when it despawns.

>>534252872
Leave it to /ink/ to pick the worst rotations ever.

Gooner woomer

sniffa

>>534251058
Woomy!

why would you name yourself "yaoi god"

>>534255142
I can't join it anymore, did you have to reaply for the second phase?
I remember hitting sky ceiling limit with some jap lifing each others with balloons, it was fun even when I had no fucking clue what I was doing.

>>534255142
What am I even looking at beyond two lego woomies on the left?

>>534252480
but I already explode at woomy butt

>>534257978
its called roblox

plap

bro stop yelling in gamechat

>>534257978
Switch2 playtest for an unnamed MMO

>>534260375
My ancestor :)

Yebby is resting.

>>534260589
WAKE UP AND FISH

>>534261582
This kills the /ink/roach

>>534260713
Yebby is resting but I can fish in his place if you put a copter up.
>>534261582
Me on the right.

>>534261674
Glasses are the worst fetish. /ink/ is right.

marina hates the gays

>>534261804
Knock knock

Oh there's not even anyone fishing

>>534261934
>>534262089
I was hoping >>534260713 could put a room up, I don't like hosting with my poop internet but I can if no one else does.

Guess I'll host
2/4

>>534262913
>toenails

>>534263503
giwtwm

>>534263926
ywnbawoomy

>>534264701
rape

>>534264701
Sousou no Woomen

>>534263783
>>534263161
>>534258683
I'm gonna splacoom to some slut

what is the best way to rank to A+

@everyone
Please DO NOT announce to the thread when you are going to go splacoom. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a general full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a fist bump (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the OP, since it would be embarrassing for new anons to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be reported, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of jannies. Thanks.

>>534265754
Look at the map during down time. Cover turf and farm special. Look at the line up to see any ready special to know when you can push or fall back. Learn to button presses to jump back to base since its faster than dying.

GGs! nice eel kill

>>534265754
Just keep playing. Ranks are more of a measure of time spent than actual skill.

GGGGGGGs yebber, very fast Horror kill, we deserved a million gold for that.
Take care, until next time!

I miss the weyyo with the tinted shades when will he be back

Can we agree to ignore these posts?

I miss the woomy with the tinted shades when will she be back

Can we agree to admire these posts?

Hey, is your tacticooler running?

>>534268829
No, my teammates ignore it whenever I throw one right in front of them. This game is full of NPCs who have the IQ of a rodent.

Then nerf after it

>>534268829
It tried to run but after a splashdown it learned its place and only runs in place now.

sometimes when im sad, i like to think about /ink/ and how theyd cheer me up, and then i get a little sadder

>>534271292
Woomies are always the answer

>>534271292
You imagine a weyyo standing tall and confident putting his weyy paw on your shoulder, his shades reflecting light into your eyes, telling you that you can do it.
Believe in yourself!
Not the /ink/er that believes in you
Not the (You) that believes in /ink/ers
Believe in the (You) that believes in yourself!
Get up, grab your weapon and fight with confidence. That's how you win in this world.

Just so you know it's incredibly obvious that it's you talking in third person, moreso after you were posting on /v/.

>>534272175
Meds

>>534272257
Prove me wrong faggot.

>>534272257
>doesn’t even deny it

>>534272345
>>534272426
>samefagging

Who the hell do you think he is

>534271940
Youre upsetting me, please leave me alone

>>534272736
*grabs your special tentacle*

Never grew up since 2007

>>534271940
I believe in a day you finally off yourself

i was convinced it was just some schizo bringing him up to stir up and annoy the thread.
lets just say im impressed if this is someone entirely different.

Name's Ballin, I'm a pedophile that textes young gay people on the internet to get pictures and sexual favors. I used flexion to cheat in splatoon and wintraded my way to top 10 X rank. If ypu let me buttfuck you I might wintrade on your account as well. Send pics

It's really me

>4chanX filters not working against the schizo
This is a pain

>>534174523
It's meant as in /ink/ling not inkling.

>>534274859
Unblock him and apologize in one of your gay littke guitar songs, faggy boy

Splatfest ideas?
French vs ai vs flexlion

Schizos are the symptom of a dying general, it's time to unplug woomy.

Woomy's assisted suicide

>>534275396
me next?

>>534275571
We should all join woomy in death and wake up as woomies in the woomy afterlife

>>534275571
same

Ok fine! you win, meanie!

>>534243889
Where the hell is he? I'm worried.

>>534274274
Haha No This is Me

>>534277506
Ok fine! you win, meanie!

It says more about you if you willingly saved that shit on your PC.

siiiiiiiiiiip :3

>>534244782
>>534246348
It should be mandatory for woomies to wear a sukumizu under their clothes.

faggggots

fagutsuho

Deadge

Panic open lobby at the hour

>>534300637
?

>>534300637
room doko

>>534300637
dang where the room?

good afternoon /ink/

Nothing to woom about in my life.

>>534305561
You have plenty of things to weyy for

>>534305561
Be silly and woom

>>534305561
Find your woom

Weyy your way to victory

Who salmo?

>>534310595
I can in like 10 min

>>534310454
play in traffic
you ruined weyyos
go back to your discord

don't give it attention, that's how it feeds

>>534312353
What kind of SCP is he

>>534311612
You there anon?

>>534312872
ye

>>534313183
nta but I could join too

You gonna open the fuckin' room or no?

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>534315104
ok but what about some good ol snes classics

Cute and funny woomies!

>>534315104
Still playing?

>>534320035
yeah, just got out of a game

Any raiders news from the direct?

Anyone wanna play some salmon

Someone drew Shiver in my city on wplace. I won't post it for obvious reasons.

Anyone got that good shit, and by good shit I mean Callie pics

Hi I'm new and I want to know if Turf Wars has skillbased matchmaking tied to it? My W/L ratio is either 60%W/40%L or straight up 50:50. Why is that? Does the game handle matchmaking like this
>Your current weapon proficiency (freshness)
>Your clothes gears (less slots means lower power rating)
>Your innate unique power rating from your Win/Lose Percentage
Thank you /v/woomies.

Anyone for Open at the hour?

>>534328234
TW barely has any sort of matchmaking at all. Even new players can be matched with people who have thousands of hours. At most it tries to balance weapon classes between both teams.

>>534327314
I don’t save shit but if I ever comm Callie guro I’ll catbox

Did you wash the rice?

Playing salmon 2/4

im gonna stream for a bit https://youtu.be/YLtJYpd8ZNw

>>534332957
>1k subs
>no vids

>>534332957
>stars dybamo
bruh

>>534332957
>tune in
>he already lost

>>534332957
what the fuck have you done to your squid
disgusting

>>534332957
you do realize we can report you to nintendo using this video right

Bad woomy is bad drawn by bad drawfag.

>>534335828
Do it. You wont because your a bitch. There are so many youtubers that use emulators to make their videos but you dont attack them.

Playing slom at the hour. Ping to join

@everyone Woomy!

>>534336256
can you draw her getting mating pressed

Open room going up

>>534338975
Still room?

>>534339735
Yes 3/4

>>534338690
No.

>>534340049
terrible artwork then

stalking /ink/er woomies in the locker room

>>534342289
Defunct d*scord server

>>534341949
Based for speaking truth I'm the worst.

finding /ink/er woomy stalkers and sending them to prison

A stalker that draws your ceph

>>534344381
That’s what you get for posting them all the time.

nobody cares about your screenshots

>>534346763
this

everybody cares about your ceph

I don't care about my own ceph

I left my woomy on the side of the road

Open at the hour?

Open room 2/4

trf at rot?

>>534354981
Plap

>>534354981
Still room?

>>534354981
Turf up 3/4

>>534328324
You guys think Callie takes after her mom or dad more

Stop thinking about woomies!

The weyyo with the tinted shades

>>534361801
i wasn't thinking about woomies but now i am thanks

>>534354981
i like drawing this woomy

mentally but also physically eel

>>534361801
NEVER!!!!

>>534363382
frye is schlong

>>534363382
Looks like a pretzel.

>>534363382
No bones and a shape shifter.....If she could control that much lnk Frye could really do that.

please don't preorder raiders

>>534364972
too late

I'm not interested in single player games.

>>534364972
I don't even own a Switch 2.

>>534364972
I will and the amiibo too.

>>534364972
We can preorder now?!

>>534364972
I will preorder it, the amiibo's and buy a S2
Woomy

50 platinum points have been added to your account

When will my passion for woomy come back, bros? I miss woomy but I don't wanna play this game again...

>>534368926
You know you can just turn on the game and walk around the plaza or go on recon and just keep hitting booyah over and over right?

splatoon modern woomfare

>>534369645
Yes what about it?

post your ceph and maybe I'll draw them

Salmon room at rotation

>>534369834
hmmmm no >:(

>>534369834
No one else replied so can you draw Splat Tim

>>534369834
this is just a ploy to get others to call me an attentionwhore

>>534368926
I feel the same way. They need a Chao Garden but for woomy

>>534370058
full?

>>534369834
Cephs are posted all the time. Search the archive.

>>534370965
I would strengthmaxx so I could be the strongest woomy

>anons so scared by schizos and dramawhores that no one wants to post their ceph anymore
grim

>>534371520
It's a ploy by n*no and B*llin to make /ink/ miserable

>>534371520
I would’ve but I’m working.

>>534371605
rape and kill all yebweyys

>>534371692
You can't rape the willing

>>534371835
wow panic getting more art for the 10millionth time

Maybe I should switch hairstyles to something no one uses. then when someone else uses that hairstyle they'll automatically think its me.

>>534372356
That's (you) fucking idiot

>>534372581
Your current options are
>Vivi's bun
or
>penis woomy

R8

>>534372889
Idk who Vivi is?

>>534372957
Rainys depiction was better

>>534372957
more soulful than any slop

>>534372957
I'm pretty sure it was made with AI

>>534372957
Panic's gyatt
Panic's feet

>>534373104
It’s been a decade
Stop bullying rainy already

>jannies immediately deleted it
Based jannies

What was deleted?

>>534377215
he posted porn of his weyyo fucking a woomy

>>534377408
Who what !?

You don't even deserve to be a lolcow. There is nothing funny or entertaining about you. You're just a shit stain on the history of /ink/. End your pathetic life.

Ignore him

Why is /ink/ so mean :'(

a tasket a tisket a woomy with a biskit

>>534376182
Breasts too big

>>534379153
That song is gay I always hated it as a kid.

And so nobody cared

Current rotation looks good, who is up?

felt cute

might delete later idk

>>534382515
Which mode?

>>534384518
stop eating junk food

>>534384518
Cephs dont have bones.

>>534384518
I want veemo to vore me

>>534384518
dumbass eating erasers

>>534376182
Seek help
Seek God

3922 1313 3427

>>534391057
>nice overtime you got there

>>534391057
But bitch bubbler is allowed?
Squigga…

inkling sex

3922 1313 3427
Disregard >>534391057. I missed a special.

>>534394289
NOOOOOOOO

dont care sexy woomy

>>534394289
It's vac time to shine

let me try on these nightmare vision goggles
...
everything looks the same...

>>534403394
Everything will be ok woom

>>534403394
fugg :DDD

40 minutes of games and no king Nintendo fix your shit ass fucking matchmaking niggers

fuck this
I can't wait for battlefield 6

Another direct next week specifically for a new gacha table turf game on phone and switch.

mmm

>>534408192
I hope my practice pays off when the next drawpile happens.

paruko

>>534408192
They really love Agent 4

>>534408502
>tried joining a drawpile one time
>started drawing
>person just draws over my drawing
>just quit out

>>534414013
kek that was me

>>534414013
Womp womp

>>534414013
that happened to me too

>>534414013
>>534414390
i did that once but i deleted my layer after a few seconds. i was justing goofing and they stuck around and completed their drawing.

Any way to know what the average X power is for regions?

>>534414696
the person's drawing was huge in the end image so they weren't even paying attention to what I was doing in my own little corner
typical, honestly. Always ignored.

>>534414013
they are drawing on a different layer, you can hide their layer, keep drawing and then move your layer elsewhere
and most of the time it's just in-the-moment jokes and comments that will be erased anyway

>>534393375
Oh that special ain’t worth shit for all the tryhards.

>>534393375
halved duration on tower, and you need to already be on the tower to use it instead of going "lol it's my turn now"

uoh

Where to find BankaraWalker scan? Please....

>>534422462
the host is unable to outskill the enemy team to prevent specials so he forces everyone else to not use three specials KEK imagine being part of this pool

uoh

>>534423698
sex with waka-chan

>>534408192
Should n*no join the next drawpile event?

>>534426571
boring slop

I love my wife

>>534371835
>>534372302
NTA but I thought I might chime in.

>>534431670
Good cephs.

Happy Cat Day /ink/

>>534431670
oh holy shit, i really like how you drew my faggot. thank you drawfag-kun

octolings are niggers

>>534432238
meow :3

Big meaty octoling thighs

>>534433681
plap this woomy

>>534432238
nyoomy

Ballin but Splatoon 1

>>534431737
Thank you.
>>534432514
Glad you like it!

>>534438089
kill yourself pedo

>>534438089
Remember when cephs had webbed feet?

i wont play splatoon 3 because it has an *ndian squid in it...

>>534440693
>india is bad because 4chan racists said so
>but i still eat their food thobeit

>>534441265
But I don't.

>>534441265
no one outside of *nd** eats literal cowshit

>>534441265
>but i still eat their food
fuck off poojeet

i won't play splatoon 3 because it has an american squid in it

>>534433603
frye wouldn't say that

>he reported it
nothing will ever change the fact you eat actual feces, ranjesh

>>534444272
bloody basterd i rape your wumy tomorrow

Callie is very cute for 27.

>>534431670
Thank you drawanon, lovely art, she looks very huggable!
>second free teehee because someone keeps posting my woomy when I sleep
Not gonna complain I guess

>>534446397
She'll always be 17 to me

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
or tetris attack

gonna trf at rotato. (you) me or drop-in is fine.
>>534354981
idgi.

>>534448285
that perspective makes her feet look so tiny, silly rang

eliter faggots, kill yourselves.

>>534453428
gg that was me

>>534453428
eliter faggots, kill yours-ACK!
>Splatted by E-Liter!

GGs turfs

>>534456770
GGs

gazongas

ggs turfs. doorbell rang.

>>534462648
>namedrop

paruko will not return for S4

Agent 4 will return.

>>534473072
They already returned (as a disappointing side boss). Their fall from grace is complete.

When was the last time you fed your ceph a burger, anon?

>>534474218
OE didnt care about a4 in the first place. SO shouldnt have either. Im fine with never seeing a4 again

>>534474820
Last weekend, which is also when I last played the game.

more like cringetoon lmao gottem

>>534475180
Agent 4 and 8's interactions were mostly background material. So yeah, their 'fight' didn't really matter because it was just a copy, but it's definitely the closest we'll get to a A4 return.

In 63 years it'll be 8/8/88.

>>534480509
no one here will live that long

>>534481020
At least I'll see 3/3/33

25/25/25 later this year

>>534472431
Tao Blu will appear in Splatoon 4

splatoon is fun when you with a sshot look at a single aerospray across the ink line and think "shit, if i try to chase his ass down he'll gonna gank me, gotta do something smarter to get my point across"
splatoon is not fun when you with your trizooka look at the entire enemy team and think "lol wipeout"

>>534491575
did you have a stroke typing this

u ok bro?

>>534431670
why did you give them a noticeable bulge

who else is listening to kpop while playing eggstra work?

>>534503932
>playing eggstra boring
lol

>>534503932
I don't like ew.

>>534504560
>>534505131
im gonna try for silver badge

>>534498231
highest /ink/ power

>>534498231
This is what /ink/s true power looks like, everyone above this is cheating or wintrading

the reason side order flopped is because it lacked an octostomp boss

uoh

>>534505304
but side order didn't flop.

>>534505487
it flopped and stinked like the big turd judd just shat out

80% of people playing 2 bought OE.
I'd be surprised if 50% or even 30% bought SO.

>>534505928
you can make up metrics all you want.

>>534505304
>>534505578
>>534505928
You still bought it.

>>534505928
I'd guess maybe 25%. It's seriously that bad.

Part of it was because people kept playing 2, it had legs. They cut 3's legs off with it's update schedule and word of mouth so it simply couldn't compete. Most of the playerbase had already left by that point.
Still waiting on those nerfs, map edits, and league btw.

>>534507215
what bizarro dimension do you live in

eggstra work 3/4 with mean woomy.

The Squid Sisters hate octolings!

why do we hate eggstra work

anyone for regular fshing?

i do not care for eggsdra give me open

>>534513645
Yo

Not a single good map in the current rotations.

>>534514453
opening

bland fish 2/4

>>534513619
Pointless and unfun, everyone here has the golden badge by now.

>>534515638
I don't
Never touched eggstra work the entire time

>>534513619
part of the fun of salmon run is the randomness
so a mode with five preset waves and fixed weapons is boring as shit

>>534394289
so will this be a TC only pb?

>>534513619
>scripted pve is boring
>memorizing isn't fun
>too much teamwork for it to work with randoms
>easy to shift blame on others

>>534513619
everyone here sucks at pve so they say they hate it, dont bother joining the pool

>>534513619
it would be better if you could just restart a wave rather than having to slog through the shit waves to get a good final wave. plus, there's no king.

I stopped playing salmon run months ago.

years ago

GG's E! fun rounds

>>534517067
rec me other pools

>>534517818
ggs, fun as usual to fsh with you

>>534517873
r/splatoon

>>534516032
We will still play all the ranked modes. It's just a restriction on TC.

>>534517873
I dont use a pool sorry

>>534518460

>>534423698

>>534520742
Stop replying to yourself freak.

>>534520823
retard

>>534462648
knock knock let me in

public execution of ai fags

pbtrannies be like “no you cant use superchumps on zones and your team needs to have a brush user and two veemos and one black ceph wearing spats and and” kek

Ok fine! you win, meanie!

>>534521781
>open up illustrator to start working on my vector of my favorite swim team amagami
>mob outside

we still hate the pb host for killing the /vg/ vs /v/ matches

hang all octos

the pb host told nogami to take the 3rd wave dlc and make it a standalone game and charge 70 bucks.

>>534523373
She looks like she likes to get fucked by octos

>>534524571
she loves getting cummed in by octos

my woomy is for rainy only

>>534527564
all you namefags kill yourselves

>>534527564
>>>/wsg/5943836

>>534528070
Explode crossposter faggots with my mind

who salmn

>>534529387
yo

>>534527564
>rainy

>>534529829
gedd

i wish i didn't have to share this fandom with gooners and legit autists that would have been into homestuck a decade ago

>>534531118
me but with trannies and blacks

third kits soon

ggs mik!! very fun salmn

>>534536007
GG's Boy!

>>534531118
this but with stalkers.

>>534540194
This is a blue board. Put those suckers away.

I've lost control of my life.

>>534542005
that's it I'm switching to beeb

what is everybody's hiscore in eggstra work?

is this game still inferior to splatoon 2 in every way?

>>534548103
not every way
there are select nice things like surge (not roll), missile cooldown and bloblobber deco that 2 lacks
but for the most part they are both fucking unplayable, thanks ngmi

>>534548360
I remember the maps and matchmaking being terrible
yeah salmon run improved with the roll thing I guess.. I played with 3 other guys from this thread once and we got like 200 eggs it was pretty sick

>>534550038
maps in 2 were much better
matchmaking in 2 was better because it didn't split players between fifty different queues and had much less pronounced flar/fwar
roll is kinda dumb and lets you mildly negate turf control, it's not all bad because there is some skill expression to be had with it (especially with dualies) but they should turn it off entirely in salmon run so you get fucked by fish more
sammin did slightly improve overall but it's still woefully low on content, variability and difficulty and way too heavy on grind grind grind, splat4 sammin should get away from grind and lean into greed

>>534550979
yeah I remember having the impression they fucked up the maps instead of fixing chargers but I could be way off. And that the game just felt like it was generally unfinished like every other new game.
Loved 2 though, trying to explain to my friends how much depth the game had with movement and everything while they thought I was going to troon out was tons of fun

>>534548103
no

trad goblin wife

Meanwhile.

And yes, the little GB-styled Inkling was something that I created there next to Small Fry.

>>534558019
I LOVE

we need another may payne game but he is played by woomy

>>534562732
Thanks! Took a lot of waiting and double-checking to make sure I got it all down to a T.

>>534563830
Just be sure not to accidentally doxx yourself mans

why do i always get bamboolzer in ew freelance

mi?

>>534568729
woo

Odds PB evens literally anything else.

>>534572357
Uh oh now you have to play splatoon

>>534576179
Most unfortunate.

what compels a veemo to walk around without shoes? in the middle of the city? it's dirty out there!

>>534578173
>/ink/ posters when they play the game that they think about 24/7

>>534578870
I'm only here for teehees anymore.

GGs SH.

>>534581682
GGs, thanks for playing

stealing your thing
odds pbs even gym

PB 9/10

last try

>>534584145
nigerian internet

>>534584240
not really.

>>534584145
Third time's the charm.

Rip.

STOP

FUCKING

DISCONNECTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>534584921
You first nigga

cursed pb

PB is on hold for 5 minutes.

i'm not sure what's going on, i have a cable set up and this is my current speed on the switch
ggs i guess

this is the company that introduced $80 games to the world. truly the highest quality that demands a price increase.

did you know if you press X you can open the map and see beacons

>>534585704
it's whatever
I ain't getting raiders and I am sure I can save 90 for splatoon 4 by launch

Yes, shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

did you know if no one takes care of invisible roller, you automatically lose

>>534588436
shut the fuck up faggot.

Gt was that a quad kill

>>534588550
Gr isn't playing.

>>534588550
YESSSSSSSSS LOL I FUCKING GIGGLED AND KICKED ON FEET couldn't capture it because full memory. :(

>>534587469
/ink/ looking for beakons vs. /ink/ waiting for drawfags

>>534588690
TOO BAD YOU COULDNT KILL THE RAINMAKER CARRIER HUH

AVATARFAGGING SURE IS BETTER AND DOING TEEHEE SHIT

KILL

YOURSELF

NOW

>>534588670
unc go get lens

>>534578757
would sniff her feets

Is pb ending early?

namedrop people making pb crash endlessly, we need to blacklist them now

>>534589303
>yuritard is mad

is the pb still crashing without me?

>>534589771
this time the game crashed

>>534589723
FUCK OFF NIGGER

>>534589612
No. I'm doing it now just in case we have more problems.

>>534588690
KILL YOURSELF

>>534589771
If you want in I can back off

the epic lag blaster.

>>534590342
No it's ok.

>>534588690
Fucking kill yourself.

>>534590216
>>534591696
yuricuck is actually mad

>>534591784
I DONT CARE I WISH NOGAMI REALLY NEVER PUT SHITTY YEBS ON THE GAME EVER

I REALLY FUCKING WISH MEN WOULD DIE

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE PLAYS WOOMIES

FUCK OFF RETARD

wow ok

You guys suck

Tell me one single good thing men ever did to us

one

ONE

least obvious falseflagging attempt

>>534592083
kill yourself gt

rainmaker is stupid.

I can fix her.

Saber don't forget to shit on discord inkers while you're still mad :)

>>534591894
ironically this makes you sound like a troon

>>534592040
you being born as one, for starters

>>534592214
Not even me

>>534592726
Lmao sure

When can we stop pretending Flounder Heights is a good map?

>getting shot through walls by the same person every game
quality online, nogami.

>>534593284
I thought we all stopped when Limon stopped showing up to the pb’s.

>>534594041
>team of rangelets
Lost at weapon select.

>>534594140
*turflets

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing. Hopefully whatever problems we had this week will be fixed next time.
https://litter.catbox.moe/bddxsvdo6f3y1tpr.flac

GGs

ggs pb!
i think i'm starting to get tired of playing this game

GGs everyone

GGs PBers
Thanks for hosting
anyone wanna play some snes now?

>>534594780
ggs, if the connection issues was me sorry, hope it was better after i left.

>>534596307
Nah, it was weird across the whole session, it got to the point that the game crashed for multiple people

ggs pb

>>534597821
>no y*bw*yys
finally a good pb

ok yuritranny

1king SR at rot?

>>534599417
Sure

>>534599568
wooming up

ggs big fish die

ggs fsh

GGs again.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/0o5iyf.png
>>534596307
It was the same. I blame Nintendo.

>>534529862
>>534609435
>Rainy

>>534609435
>>534610005
hes using inkjet with blue blaster that means he hacked in the pb you all need to apologize to brostar and ballin

why is chav like this

huh, why am i being namedropped

>>534616887
you have been vindicated

Renaming myself to >>.

>>534618395
cool i guess.

anyone wanna eggstra in 30 minutes? havent touched it so i dont know how the waves are set

you will never bee a woomy

>>534619441
I can

>>534622360
Ok ill open right now. Forgive me but I haven't looked at the waves for eggstra

>>534623123
re up

Eggstra 2/4

GGs m!
If anyone opens another eggstra later I'll be sure to look at some gameplay clips on youtube. I gotta go do other things now. Thx for the eggstra games!

>>534627015
GG's C!

Woomies mean nothing to me now.

A woomy is the eliter of the world

Splatoon 48ers

how's it hanging

Been sellin sea snails since like the fifth grade

>>534639276
Where you sell them?

she sells seashells by the sea shore.

walking woomy wears watercolor waistcoats while wondering whether whale's wishes were wise.

beep beep

>>534645080
Is this what the short bus looks like in japan?

when i went to japan i bought a splatoon umbrella

>>534645359
That's an expensive trip.

My body is ready

>>534648062
how many virgins in the afterlife?

>>534648062
>>534648341
Holy shit nonos back

>>534648341
>sblast 92 instead of 91

Zapper and super scope can become weapons. I wonder what other controllers they'll make into weapons next. Hey You Pikachu mic as the next killer wail.

>>534649789
thats gamefreak not nintendo

>>534650123
Then the mario party 6 mic.

so
how shitty are the 2 joycons and 2 procon

if I ever hit 1000 in clams i'm never touching this shit again

>>534655664
i hope you mean wins and not X power

>>534655664
i hope you mean x power and not wins

>>534655664
I hope you mean hours and not seconds.

I hope you mean yebby and not woomy

nerd humor isnt really funny to me

/ink/, they’re talking about us…

>>534658971
mike's and ike's humor gets me giggles up

>>534659241
Based

>>534659241
not reading all that, namefags kill yourselves

>>534658210
>>534658821
>>534658883
wins

>>534660303
people like you are why 2 was the better game
you could actually play with others and have fun without having to worry about some terminally online retard (such as you) shitting your diapies and trying to start shit over a simple fucking name or drawing. Kill yourself first, you fucking waste of oxygen. Your dads other sperm should've hit the egg first.

>>534660649
im sure orion had a fucking blast

>>534660649
biologically female tranny started her period kek

>>534660976
yes wow there was a thread punching bag just like this game, insane, and yet nobody would've said anything if there wasn't some mentally challenged retard obsessed with the poor bastard (much like there was for nono, who is probably the same faggot that constantly shits his fucking pants at the mere mention of art)

maybe """Society""" isn't to blame and 3 just sucks

very good art

>>534661974
please send workflow

>>534659241
The schizo retard who shits up these threads tried to find my discord one time and ended up stalking some random kid instead. I found that positively hilarious

Raiders should be $20 at most.

>>534649402
you've been memed on by chara, they are both good for different use cases
purple assblast is strong in comp with comms where people will call out damaged guys for you to finish off and you are 100% guranteed to have a snipenigger behind your back compensating for your negative paint
red assblast is strong in solo queue where having paint under your feet is never a gurantee

Splatoon 4 will have 24 player battles.

>>534665231
Battle Royale mode please.

>>534664898
>t. chara dickrider

art

New Acht by sassan

new utsu by ho

>>534660649
every game in the series had this problem though
it has gotten worse over time, but it's always been a lingering issue

choose your utsu

I think niggers are detrimental to our squid society

>>534676621
I think utsu sucks

>>534678116
but does she suck good