Nothing But A Bad Dream Edition

Previous Nightmare: >>534211464

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

What time is it?

>MFW Tobias Fox reveals in Chapter 5 that not only is Dess the Knight, but that she was actually kidnapped by the Feds (Carol) in order to serve as a Ollie North-style gunrunner due to the Dark World actually being a conduit for travel across dimensions, meaning that they can further their black budget agenda across time and space.

>>534248907
https://youtu.be/_aIy8zKmqFc?t=4

>ESL berdfag thread
No thanks, shitpost OP posts are bad news

what if toby decided to quit making deltarune right now?
would you start tying up the loose ends yourself? would you pledge your trust in another creative to take up the mantle?

I LOVE TV!

>>534249010
>>534246735

Thank you! Finally, a Berdly thread!

Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86317026-6353-7974
Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

enby

>>534249048
I'd slap Catti's fat ass.

Dear fucking god, he is Asriel’s and Dess’ son.
We’re getting beaten up by a toddler in Deltarune and killing a toddler in Undertale.

just went to get some guac and found this weird fucking bug in my fridge??

>>534249048
Undertale 2 guy could solo Deltarune 2 without anyone’s help

>>534249113
Hehe, You're Welcome

pippins erotic

>>534249279
Fuck off ESLberdshit

The bunker actually has nothing to do with the dess conspiracy, it just leads to a network of tunnels that Carol, Gaster, Undyne, and the church uses to traffic kids. They had to be more careful after people started reporting wingdings under their floorboards

>>534249236
For the last fucking time anon, Asriel and Dess were still underage when she disappeared. Toby Fox will not be appealing to your pedo sex fantasies

>>534249236
>the joke that Papyrus is a wholesome silly billy
>NOOOOOOOO YOU SEE THE LORE HE MUST BE CONNECTED SOMEHOW

>>534249372
>Who?

>>534248907
On my clock, as of now, 8:42am.

>>534248553 (OP)
This is a cute pic, hmm I need to get more into Krerdly so I can fujo hard for it, but as it stands Tenna is taking up all my attention, sadly.

You know how long Dess has disappeared for in Deltarune? That’s how old Papyrus actually is. It’s insane.

Berdley.
BERDLEY.
BERDLEY!!!
BERDLEY!!!!!!

>A plush of me???
>...with KNOCKERS?

>>534249341
UOH

>>534249420
Deltarune WILL recontextualize Papyrus' character in Undertale whether you like it or

I don't think Asgore gets enough shit for not being more worried about Kris. He seems to know something about Dark Worlds but doesn't consider that his child might be in danger, what the fuck is up with that.

<3

>>534249279
i promised you a roaring bird design yesterday. did you have the image you sent with your request before? anything i could add to the design besides just making them a vague shadow creature?

>>534249452
Go And Check "Confetilly"
She Has Enough Krerdly To Feed The Whole Planet

I need a warm and large mammary soogie to hug.
I think Im gonna break down.

>https://youtu.be/t43ZIrsfof0?feature=shared&t=35

>in nature, some species of ants farm aphids by herding and transporting them around to food sources and safe areas to protect them from predation
>in exchange, the ants "milk" the aphids
>by tapping and stroking their abdomens with their antenna so the aphids release drops of sweet honeydew
Now imagine that Tenna is the queen ant, his other workers are the ant workers, and the Pippinses are the aphids. This is why he really keeps the dice around, despite their propensity to gamble, cheat and misbehave. Their sweet lucky nectar.

>>534249569
Toriel is obvs part of the reason

>>534249713
why isn't sous vide real.....

>>534249241
he can have a little guac but do not let him fall into it or he will get glooby

>>534249241
Sometimes I pour red enchilada sauce on my mini Tenna and he scream loud as fuuucck lmao

>>534249442
Are you Chinese or something? It's like 9 pm.

>>534249408
Dess was accidentaly knocked up, got desperate and ran away into the dark world to avoid Carol finding it out
Asriel fucked up because he barely knows how babies are made and doesn't know condoms exist because of bad conservative education
She died in there and the fetus became Ralsei

>>534249408
Dess and Asriel were doing drugs at her room and making and looking up dragon porn. I don’t care what you say. We’re dealing with a being that isn’t even seven years old and is somehow more powerful than Asgore.

>>534249241
Careful, anon! Those guys are kind of like flies so if he touched your food you must throw it away because it will be infected by his dirty grubby hands! Good thing is that they're friendly.
Or you could give it all to him and deal with his constant raidings of your fridge and guac in specific, that is the price to pay for that precious smile.

I want to be a helpless little maus and let a hungry pippins catch me and swallow me whole.

>>534249341
God I have so many bunny outfit pics

fave is in the walls

>>534249596
This Was The Pic I Send Before
I Would Like To See His Hair/Spikes/Feathers Longer Than Dess'
Maybe Even Digitigrade-Esque Bird Legs? Or Just Like Picrel
And Maybe Winged-Hands/Arms?

>>534249241
lick him for me

>>534249953
I hate that this is equally the best and worst theory.
It makes total sense but there's no fucking way Toby would do it

>>534249953
I swear, if Papyrus and Ralsei are siblings, I will lose it. On another note, Kris must’ve known about it to act like this. Because of his guilt.

Toby Fox fires the Delta Star, destroying planet Faverann.

>>534249569
Asgore thinks Dark Worlds are what Carol wants him to think they are.

>>534250095
holy shit kain FF4

>>534250078
>pulls out shotgun and starts firing randomly because fave is the rape dwarf Toby introduced in chapter 6
>hear a “ho ho ho!” Followed by a wendigo screech as it runs off”

>>534249980
You say that because you've never had a swarm of Ant Tennas in your house chirping "IT'S TV TIME!" and eating all the supplies in your pantry while they attract symbiotic Pippinses with stinging bites. They're cute in nature, but I'd relocate them to an enclosed Ant Farm (they like to be watched) and just leave house-miniature centiSpams and Muffets in the corner of your room to eat any other pests.

>>534249980
I'll let him stay because he is very polite

>>534250052
Same.
Not even super into the bunny suit thing but they're just too cute not to save. I love these little bastards.

fav more like gay slave lol

>>534249596
>>534250095
Actually, Y'know What?
Just Do It The Best (YOU) Can
No Need To Follow Specifications
You Can Just Base It On That Pic
Or Just Vaguely Resembling It

>>534250043
What do you think is the pippinses preferred method for killing prey as small as the maice? Breaking the skull with their funny grabbers? By biting it hard enough instead? Piercing a hole with their claws into the heart? Something else?

>>534250114
Tastes kinda glooby

>>534250116
Toby already made Papyrus a Dreemurr created from Asriel’s seed. Dess the Knight provided the egg. The EGG was fertilized and unhatched. Then given life. That’s why Papyrus wants to be a royal knight. Because that’s what he knows his own mother to be. The roaring knight. This is the nightmare we’ve been dealing with Kris is covering up.

>>534250390
ramb....

Fave?
More like
Knave.

Love it when my friend who knows barely anything about Deltarune messages me with this.

>>534250450
i guess dess should've gotten a PAP smear

>>534250095
>>534250398
i'll give it a go. i'll be on an off my computer for a bit today, since i need to keep somewhat active. the designs and ideas you've given me will be good resources.

STAB YOUR TV

>>534250573
Whatever, Papyrus is going to rip us in half whenever we actually threaten his motherl’s life. And now his dad is almost here to see his accident and Dess in the dark world.

>>534250534
Had an instance where i was about to talk about the meme and my friend told me no spoilers and to shut up. Had a laugh at him and called him retarded that it was a meme.

>>534250305
>centiSpams
Absolute DISGRACES, I'll be bug spraying any and all of those shits I find. I'd rather the Ant Tennas than a single one of those ugly, gross motherfuckers.

What else could Papyrus be? There’s no other option. His entire identity was made up by Sans. But he knows the truth of it regardless.

>>534250718
This tickles the TV

>>534249764
To be fair from Toriel's perspective he's been trying way too hard to get back together with her, even stalking her in ch4.
Kris was right there outside the church and instead of just talking to them, maybe asking about their new friend, he immediately tries to court Toriel again in the cringest way.
It's not even like doesn't care, ch4 weird route shows him being aware of Kris's emotions and being considerate. But in general he's too focused on fixing his marriage when he could be spending more time talking to Kris and trying to understand them better.

>>534250674
You Need More Knight-Examples?

boof

>>534250718
Spamton's nose should be longer and Tenna's nose should be shorter

https://files.catbox.moe/tjq2eo.png

I’ve been scared to draw Ramb with the whole purple labubu/shy guy/teletubby fuzzy body, because it’s dangerously close to furry territory. However… I’m feeling a little braver lately and I must admit it’s peak.

>>534250310
I'm curious, have his sounds attracted other members of his species yet? You'll know there's newcomers every time you hear "I'm COMING!" because a new Ant Tenna has entered the viccinity

>>534251219

>>534250883
You may not like them, but centiSpams actually will eat smaller pests like Spamflies, Zapperfish, Pipphids, Annoying Bugs, Spamders, millAddisons, and even other centiSpams. So they're basically going to be in your walls anyway.

>>534251203
that asriel is asking for a violent anal railing

>>534251364
What if he broke it on accident?

>>534251262
So that's what that is... I should clear out the mousetraps in my cupboards

I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!!

>>534251421
It explodes into a bunch of tiny Spamtons into his face.

I need to have sex with Tenna NOW.

>>534251243
incredible shapes going on here

>>534251243
>there are surrealist masterpieces being made in /utg/ right now

>>534251243
It's not furry cause it's not animal, but why would an extension cord have hair?

>>534250440
I think they'd probably bite into them, piercing them with their claws might make a bit of a mess.

>>534251243
YES new paintkino...Ramb so round (and scary creepypasta with hyperrealistic eye blood, get him some eye drops)
The fat kink is one thing but I can't believe you've awakened something darker within me...a tasteful appreciation for detailed shoe and sole designs!

>>534251557
Get in line, I'm going first

reminder that w.d. gaster is a CAT

>>534251041
Asgore is trying to have the family in the shape he wants Asriel to see it in. Asgore’s conspiracies are going to lead up to Dess and Papyrus.

>>534251691
theres other furry versions, just called different stuff. like buggies etc. same thing tho

>>534251691
>why would an extension cord have hair?
He’s got animal ears, so it’s only fitting. He’s also very doglike in his personality, too

>>534251789
I'm taking him no matter what

>>534251243
As always, gorgeous art. Damn, that's a really cute Ramb if I've ever seen one and I'm not particularly into him.

>>534251243
>this is what the characters are seeing in game

Tim Burton's Undertale
Tim Burton's Deltarune

Ralsei? Evil

i want to watch battat and fujo make babies

I had a dream someone brought a tiny Ramb into my retail job and tried to fry him in a frying pan on the checkout counter.

I'm busy working but I'm also sleepy as fuck. Woe unto me. Rows and rows of woes and woes.

>>534252242
No one will mourne him, rip bozo

>>534252203
The music would probably be kino but the film itself of varying quality. It'd depend on what Tim Burton era you put it in.

>>534251803
>Kris is a dog
>the one behind it all is a cat
Toby...

>>534252437
Beetlejuice Batman

>>534251243
>a fujo
im surprised but at the same time a lot of drawfags are female so i shouldn’t be

anyone else choofin and scrolling? wanna smoke with with... gote

the pippins get a disease were the males get heavier and bigger dicks and the females get big boobs

What would you do if you accidentally bumped into Toby in public and he just apologizes for knocking onto and just runs off and than you feel something new in your pocket, and you take it out to find its a weird tinted shard of glass that wasn't there before?

>>534249048
God i wanna worship catti's BIG SEXY BELLY

Just a reminder nothing is going to prepare you for the sheer crushing cosmic emptiness that will hit /utg/ once chapter 7 is done

>>534252692
How does this affect them negatively?

>>534252838
they can't walk properly, back pains

>>534252226
me too.

>>534252838
Constant oral sex in the halls. Female pippins juggling their swollen tits for points- it's chaos.

>>534251803
I wasn't convinced a month ago, but I genuinely do like this theory now. Especially that Grandpa Semi connection, that just feels too perfect.

I'm deep into my schizotheory that Mike is Spamton and Tenna's collective OC fanchild hallucination that took on a life of its own.
You know Noelle's blogposts about Cat Petterz and how she installed so many mods her cats started making fucked-up looking offspring that scared her so much she stopped her cats from falling in love?
Think about it, Spamton and Tenna are from 2 different worlds who weren't supposed to intermingle, they fell in love and created the concept of "Mike" together, which ended up being a horrifying monstrosity that never should've existed. Then divine intervention from the light world separated them once and for all preventing them from [Making] again.

>>534252692
I need my face smushed between two pippins girls fat tits asap.

>>534252773
i would not look itno it i would not be tempted with forbidden knowledge i can be trusted to handle it responsibly yes yes please r obert j fox

I came in late
Was the reason some people were mad at the mike room because it didn't answer many questions and redirected the mike question to FRIEND

>>534252667
Fujos are creativity pioneers, you really shouldn't be surprised

>>534251718
>a tasteful appreciation for detailed shoe and sole designs!
Absolutely based. Shoes are the one article of clothing that should stay on in bed
>>534252242
I will season him with my tears

gort

>>534252815
Are you kidding, by then I will be so drunk off of the I Told You So energy I have accumulated and will lay my egg for my progeny to eat the corpse of /utg/

If Battat was a lightner would he believe in Dess = Knight

Second day of feeling not good…. Oh no…

>>534252815
we'll just be waiting for the next tobysoft game

>>534253559
Sometimes you get bad days or weeks

>>534253489
I fall in love too easily

big fave dumpy (landfill edition)

The "save dess" fight in the true pacifist route will be a soul color boss rush ending with BALL GAME on red where the heart is a baseball and the full vocals version of Raise Up your Bat plays

>>534253489
Walking sperm bank deposit.

>>534253346
To my understanding people were mad about the Mike room because they thought Toby created it to make fun of fan theories and to turn the "Mike" thing into a joke when in reality that line from Spamton was just a reference to a soda commercial and not actually something Toby ever intended to be lore related.

Noelle Holiday's Christmasseria

>>534253962
Toby "Hack" Fox back at it again.

>>534253074
I kinda think there's 2 figures Wingding and Aster that are separate in Deltarune. One of them's the cat the other is the mysteryman

>>534253585
who's ready for Undertale 3: Nut Dealer?

she's infected my 'tube!

>>534253951
maybe toby should try referencing stuff people can actually recognize next time

>>534253585
I know Toby came from that sweet kickstarter money and indie fad from 10 years ago, but are there even enough pixel artists to "build a portfolio" with?

>>534253951
>was just a reference to a soda commercial
there's no way in hell that's true
it's not that I don't know which commercial you're talking about it's that I don't believe for a second that was the reason behind the line

Has anyone made a GOOD It's TV Time x BIG SHOT mashup?

>>534253921
me on the right

>>534251803
>>534253074
Here's how gaster can be a cat and the mystery man at the same time... by speaking in hands

Yeah if Toby was going for commercial references he'd pick epic gamer ones like Crossfire, Sock Em Boppers, Creepy Crawlers

>>534253346
Fan theorists have fragile egos and can never be acknowledged in earnest or in jest without all hell breaking loose. That is all.

>>534253745
Cute fags

>>534254391
the next secret boss is going to be based off of asgore's homer simpson chia pet

*does not get captcha*

>>534254439
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO HOT I LOVE THOSE FREAKS!

>>534254439
>spend 999 hrs in JP/KR pippin mines
>never encounter armpit stuff
>lurk /utg/
>immediately find it
this place is full of pioneers

>>534254096
Good for you

>>534254439
HOOLYY FUCKING BASED I'M DROOLING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534254265
>no ai training
1) what prevents someone from popping out the eraser tool and
2) do they even have enough output out there to train with

should i fap to gay undertale shit or straight deltarune shit tonight, /utg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KoQ8XDoCI&t=672s
this is still 10x better than what we actually got in chapter 3

>>534254814
you should fap to this
>>534254439

>>534254814
Flip a coin. Im calling heads for straight.

Awwww they're cuddling! <3

>>534253698
I hope it goes away soon. It’s just been this awful tiredness mixed with waking up in the middle of the night and something going on with my heart beat. I dunno what it is. Maybe too much water somehow.

>ads on tv
>ads on phone
>ads on radio
>ads on billboards
>ads on youtube
>ads on 4chan
Ads ads ads ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS NOOOOOOO I WILL NOT BUY YOUR 5.99 SANDWICH MEAL

>>534255159
Adisons hard at work for your bottom dollar

>>534255086
take care bby *kisses u and pats blanket over u*

>>534254954
womp womp

>The beard
>strings

>>534255159
>>ads on youtube
>>ads on 4chan
there is literally zero reason not to use an adblocker nowadays

>>534255159
ublock origin still works

>>534255086
Cut down on the water and change the way you sleep, like sleeping sideways, or turning off electronics 30 minutes before sleep

Praying for Noelle and saying I'll never play again in weird route are my favorite dialogue options in the game

tfw ejaculated while staring at ralsei's dick

>>534255159
>NOOOOOOO I WILL NOT BUY YOUR 5.99 SANDWICH MEAL
Blue addison has lower prices on sando meals btw

>>534255445
But how much water is too much water? If I feel thirsty I should just drink, right?
What to even do before bed for 30 minutes and no electronics…
Gahhh.

>>534255470
>mfw the experiment continues

>>534254439
niceeeeeee

>>534251243
Your coloring and technical knowledge is always fucking crazy to see, goodness gracious

Putting myself in position to get a shoulder massage from Asgore at his insistence, then later striving to make it absolutely clear that I'm totally okay and that it wasn't his fault when he got a little distracted by the television and ended up digging his claws in a little bit. Once more detecting an ominous sensation in the air upon telling Asgore I think we should finally move in together legitimately rather than him just staying the night at my house six days a week, as if the fabric that comprises reality itself is laboring to account for a monumental obstruction in some sort of grand standard of rules (he seemed really excited about the idea at least, so it's probably fine). Pulling into an open parking spot and preparing to get out of the car when Asgore shyly asks if we can wait until the song playing on the country music station over the radio is over before exiting since he really liked it, to which I certainly agreed with a turn of the volume knob and reached out my hand to clasp his.

>>534255676
Do you drink in cups or bottles if so how much a day?

>>534255482
requesting ralsei to lift up his robes so I can splort all over his crotch

>>534252692
Pippins having boobs implies they make milk. What would Pippins milk taste like?

Spamton NEO has nice heels, I'm upset there's barely any kinky fan art that incorporates them

>>534256089
>cum on your bfs dick
why have i never thought of this?

Do people really suck milk out of tits when having sex that's weird

>>534256310
that's literally what they're for

>>534256090
That anon got it wrong, it's the males who breastfeed

>>534256310
wait till you hear about what evolution made them for. there's a reason those are erogenous zones. women like it

>>534249048
I think I've already got the entire story figured out, and am now too afraid that publishing my findings would destroy Toby Fox

who's the self insert in kerdly I can't tell

>>534256036
I have a 24oz yeti mug I drink out of. I actually did limit my water intake the last few days but now I’ve just been feeling bad and drinking more water again.
Anyways, enough about that.

>>534256473
Milking Battat so I can find out what Pippins milk tastes like.. for science, of course.

>>534256570
it can be both

>>534256590
Look up water intoxication, and if it keeps going then see a doctor, other than that, i got nothing. Much luck. Onto shitposting.

>>534256310
women aren't just making milk 24/7

>>534256696
"go fuck yourself!"
me af:

https://files.catbox.moe/99g37i.png

Pretty art….
https://x.com/gooselycharms

>>534256807
WHAT?
I WAS LIED TO.

>>534257007
YOU GOON TOO MUCH

>>534257007
Bro it's not like cum

I wanna hug him during missionary

battits

You a man with one eye “Him”

>>534257163
why do they call it missionary?
is he going to teach you about the saving power of christ as you do the deed?

>>534256473
nuh uh. only females have nipples so only them can breastfeed. battat has a womb but that's because his bio rng is a fucking mess

>>534257247

Look at these toys, they all look reptilian. Most are green (Asriel liked green lizards and was scolded for it), one is purple (dragon book). Keep in mind that Papyrus was confirmed to have no idea what sex is and just follows after what older people are saying and doing. So this is completely weird.

Also,
>Asriel picked the fire girl over the green lizard after getting shamed so badly
>Papyrus has a fire carpet

>>534256570
nobody wants to be berdly

>>534257435
Do you think the amount of nipples pippinses have is also rng? How many does fujo have?

>>534256518
You mean Jesus.

>>534257452
Azzy told him how to be cool (ranch) and have friends

>>534257698
fahahaha, you're so funny...

>>534256570
There Isnt One
But I Guess, Technically
It Can Be Either Of Them

>>534257452
>Papyrus was a Dreemurr-Holiday (Nightmare before Christmas) all along
How would goatfags, skelefags and deerfags react to this development?

Look at the Roaring Knight and Papyrus with this dialogue in mind.
So what is a Sans?

am I the only one kinda reminded of nite owl and rorschach when I look at spamtenna

I do not understand this form of shitposting

>>534256570
Kris because Berdly is a dork and needs an edgy girlfriend to build his ego and rugpull him constantly

>>534257163
hugs during sex? degeneracy knows no bounds

>>534257452
Asriel being into dragons is weirdly plot relevant given Dess and her were into each other.

What if the twist isn't Human Dess.... it's Adopted Dragon Dess ?

>>534257713
well, technically since her eyes are already 2 pips, it would make sense if her lower body (torso) would count as another "side", so she would have a random chance of having 1 to 6 nipples (expect 2). For porn reasons she only has two but it's funny to think she has four

>>534257964
>at the top of town
why does this kid see the screen's perspective

>>534258210
if you hit or shake her the number randomizes

>>534258279
maybe town is just on a hill?

>>534258279
The Dreemurr house is literally the northernmost building in the town, you dolt.

>>534257452
>they all look reptilian
They look mammalian to me. Most of them have dog/bunny ears.
>Most are green
No, they're tan. Light brown. Same color as the skull and crossbones on his pirate flag. Colorblind ass

>>534258343
please don't hit fujo...

One of these days I’m going to see the word “Gaster” irl and lose it

>>534258343
wow. we're still discovering new fetishes in 2025

>>534258412
She'd be into it.

>>534258006
What type of shitposting?

>>534258408
They look moreso Alphys-esque than truly reptilian

>>534258412

>>534257247
>>534257442
>JP green pippins’ uses the first person kansai dialect pronoun “wate” which was feminine at one point (later considered gender neutral)
>This is different from the other pippins who all use the masculine kansai dialect pronoun “wai”
I see. I see

>>534258412
all pippins are into rough play from being shaken around so much

>>534258365
I bet you think a world map shows a country's real size

>>534258135
DRAGONS AND DEER BOTH HAVE HORNS
DRAGONS AND DEER BOTH HAVE HORNS
DRAGONS AND DEER BOTH HAVE HORNS

>>534258625
This

>>534258625
real and true

>>534258135
>Dess and her were into each other
>her
Dess x Bratty?

>>534248553 (OP)
WHY DOES KRERDLY GET THE BEST ART

>>534258625
i guess she would enjoy being choked during sex too. would battat even have the balls to hit her if she asked?

>>534259040
because its the best ship

>>534259041
depends what the voices in his head are telling him that day

>>534259021
Dess x Charasriel

>>534257810
Azzy hasn’t met his son yet. But Papyrus knows his roaring mom way too well.
They’re like King and Lancer!
>>534257919
The reason why Dess and Papyrus have their skeletons is because humans don’t turn to dust when they die (Papyrus is a double-kill). So expect the insanity to be much bigger if Dess and Papyrus have human faces in the dark world. Chapter 5 is when the insanity explodes and Papyrus will be revealed.
That’s why chapter 5 is the end of the EGG hunt. Papyrus is done standing behind the tree.

>>534259237
*Dess x Diapsriel

>>534259040
ItsThe Best Ship And They Have Chemistry
And Who Doesnt Love The Usual Rivals-To-Lovers Stories?

Susie is actually Dess and Asriel's drawing of a dragon girl brought to life with Kris's soul.

It's actually very difficult to cause harm to a pippins with your hands alone.
Punch them and their head spins around and they're into that and if you do judo on them the problem is they like to be thrown around. Don't even get me started on all the movement any of those things would cause on their body, they're also into being shaken around.

>>534259227
>hit her
>no, don't hit her
>how about you just keep fucking like a normal couple
>we're not a couple
>you are. you are a couple
>hit her
>DON'T hit her
>twist her nipples
>HIT HER. HIT HER NOW!!!

>>534259404
The kinda shit Tenna would tell Small Mike while super fucking sloshed

>>534259357
I can't believe he killed Daips guy and took his soul...

>>534258365
>NORTHERNLIGHT
>* Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.
>* Suddenly, the north and east winds blew fiercely.
Take a look at the Hometown map and the cardinal directions. We have:
>Northernmost:
Dreemurr House
>Southernmost:
Shelter
>Westernmost:
Holiday House (gated off) and other side of town (police tape)
>Easternmost:
Lake

So what does it mean for the north and east winds to blow fiercely, in the context of an atmosphere where the "water" is Darkness?

>>534258575
Not even 1 day has passed and it's already being used, kinda prophetic it fits perfectly considering the subject matter desu

>>534258575
kek

>>534259495
The transformation gives him severe male pattern baldness

>>534259560
Imagine post-nut-torturing Berdly, what a godly experience that would be.

>>534259279
>Papyrus is actually child-size the whole time…
Oh no. He’s supposed to be a big guy like Asriel and Dess. And he’s more powerful than Undertale Asgore and Sans.

>>534258210
So if a Pippins is lactating and has nipples that can be changed via rolling, what happens to the milk inside? If a Pippins has multiple milky boobs but then gets spun into having two boobs or even a uniboob, does the milk and breast tissue coalesce into a smaller number of larger boobs? Can we get a lore clarification from the devs?

Noelle is geekin

>>534254209
I agree. Spamton has been proven to be too lore relevant with his connection to Friend for me to think that Mike was only a reference or a joke character the entire time. Otherwise, I really don't know what Toby was expecting when he made Spamton drop his speech quirk to solemnly name a character we've never heard of before in-game and later again in the Sweepstakes. That just doesn't feel like something Toby would do for no reason to me.

>>534259872
>Papyrus has to be the Knight! Undyne said he was really strong.
>He’s not even ten-years-old and his mama is the Knight.
Oh my…

>>534258210
Fujo pippins' 6 cat nipples

>>534259781
Bold Of You To Assume
That You Have What It Takes
To Make Him Nut In The First Place

>>534260102
Spamton has an item that counters FRIEND’s special effect damage.

>How incredibly seething Kris is during the Snowgrave route when you pick all the Noelle options or make him say he isn't gonna play piano ever again
nyehehehe I love torturing this teen >:)

>>534260404
>nyehehehe
The Roaring Knight!!!

>>534257964
>does it hurt to be made of blood?

How the fuck did Susie bleed if she's a monster then?

>>534251021
The Flavor Foley crew
Kris should be the self hating idol though

>>534260482
Son!
Sans! Get this toddler under control!

>>534259279
>Azzy hasn’t met his son yet.
I meant Flowey...

SANS
ACTIVATE THE TODDLER MURDER CRUSHER DESTROYER OBLITERATOR PULVERIZER FOOD PROCESSOR INCINERATOR STABBER BLOWER UPPER NUCLEAR REACTOR HAMMERER

>>534260018
his Christmas sweater aww

>>534259874
if she goes from 6 to 2 boobs, her nipples would probably swell since there's way too much milk in there, so she'd need to be milked. boob pain is a bitch

>>534260810
Mettaton...

>See awesome fanart
>Accidentally move my finger a bit weird
>Twitter app interprets this as me wanting to close the search screen
Gone forever.

>>534260482
No, I'm just a lil SOUL playing with my puppet >:3

>>534249174
>expiration warning
Gonna need a new whiteboard for the next thread then

>>534261049
Ramb after the pippins push him down a flight of stairs

>>534261292
What happened to this brat to remove all his emotion and have a SOUL stuck in him

>>534261337
Now he gets to wear a sweet eyepatch

>>534259041
Battat wouldn't care because literally nothing would happen if he punched her or something, nothing really happens if you punch a pippins because that just makes them roll
Actually they probably already do it to each other, start slapping each other so they roll before they cum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BqRVVsk-NU

>>534261049
Do you remember what it was, I could try to keep an eye out

>>534260526
Because the Dragon is a mix of monster (yellow) and human (red).
The punch bowls represent this.
75% Yellow
25% Red
Dragon Scar

It’s just the dumb game interrupts it with Susie’s dialogue since it’s supposed to represent her. A complete oversight.

>>534261549
It was FRIEND with a close warning from some kind of art program in the middle of its face
It’s under the deltarune tag at least, so I can probably limit the date to the last 2-3 and find it.

>>534261617
depending on route, it will either represent Dragon Scar or Dragon's Car (like how Catswing can be either Cat Swing or Cat's Wing)
Susie will drive the Cungadero right into the final boss's face and explode it

>>534261501
FUNKY and FUNNY!

How would mettaton/queen/tenna react to being called a clanker

fujo would swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and make battat fuck her while she sleeps

>>534261617
So she's a half-bred race traitor? Fucking despicable.

>>534261873
>cats wing
>wing catster
It’s all coming together

>>534261880
HARDER

>>534262019
>half-bred
quarter-bred

>>534262019
Papyrus is half-human, so whatever. This game throws humans at you constantly.

>>534262157
No he fucking isn't? What?

>>534261880
No Kris stop you'll kill us both!!!

>Pippinsfags really will look at this and say hot.

>>534261916
There is much jank to be found in Undertale and Deltarune, but not enough to make Toby as bad as this guy.

>>534262282
How did Alphys fuck up his hand so bad? What the fuck?

>>534262345
You joke but I genuinely get aroused holding and shaking dice now.

Sans in the Dark World next chapter
Screencap this

>>534262264
The SOUL is literally unkillable without magic

Today I imagined asking a 7-8 year old Noelle to explain something to me and it was completely incomprehensible babble
Idk why or what I expected

>>534262364
It's not the fact that there's jank, it's more about how that guy will never finish the game while toby does finish his stuff regardless of the jank

>>534262345
Woah mama

>>534262434
Seconding this

>>534262345
>20 faced nigger dice
we only accept 6 sided dice here pal

>World's first Spamtenna AMV (dated 2022)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9URNz4GgyU&t=93s

>>534262345
imagine if an evil monster spell replaced your testicles with these and you could hear them clackin around in your sack?

>>534262676
so do i cum pips now or something

>>534262509
I love bratty young Kris

>>534262515
>it's more about how that guy will never finish the game
He did however finish a flashback/prequel mode that's almost an entire game on its own, and it's fully complete. And he still hasn't finished past like the first day on the ACTUAL game. He literally made ANOTHER WHOLE ASS GAME IN HIS GAME BEFORE FINISHING IT

You think fujo and Battat ever fart in front of each other? haha...

>>534262819
i'm farting next to my fiance right now

>so can we wander for a pipis
>and live in cungadero

>>534262867
Susie just get Toriel to buy you a new shirt don't wear your dad's shit lol

>>534262819
this video is Battat reviewing footage of Tenna farting because it has a clue to Mike's identity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lEpY6hIg6w

>Addisonfags want to fuck the dice NPCs now

>>534262345
I will buy a dice set just so I can shake them around in my hand and imagine them as pippinses getting off from it

>>534263037
That's a dope ass shirt.

>>534263067
They've been like this for a few weeks now. You're just now noticing it?

>>534263067
I was never an Addisonkek

>>534263067
I really don't think it's the same people

>>534262247
How did you miss all of the knight and papyrus posts that explains why the Forgotten Man is connected to Dess and gives EGGs at you in every chapter.
It’s because he was the baby in the womb, died unborn, and revived unborn.
That’s why he and Dess look so alike. They are human skeletons!

That’s the point of this stupid Papyrus boot in chapter 2.

Huh…
When is the light is running low and the shadows start to grow
And the place that you know seem like fantasy.
There is a light (Papyrus) inside your soul (Dess)
That’s still shining in the cold with the truth
The promise in our hearts
So DON’T FORGET (The forgotten man, Papyrus)
I’m with you in the dark.

That’s so messed up.

Some objects become darkners, some become weapons, locations, etc., right?
Would the logic then not follow that some lightners become objects in the dark world too? Imagine if carol entered a dark world and became a Christmas stocking or something haha

>>534262759
when you cum your peepee pops out a little fortune cookie slip that shows you the results of a DND roll
if you get a nat 20 she gets pregnant

>>534263060
Just for clues! And definitely not for any other reason!

>>534263323
she?

>>534263403
if you roll a nat 21 he gets pregnant

>make a goat a milf
>make a goat a femboy

Is tony Saudi?

>>534263329
The jars are just for scientific analysis so he can make sure Tenna's insides are healthy (that's why Battat grows a nose in that one sprite)

>>534262819
yeah i think they're on that level of a relationship already

amo

What FUN values do you need to access these shops?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKv7pbecLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO2tLsh4-1g

Asgore has this tattooed right on his chest

Guys my cumjar became sentient i think its a darkworlder now

>>534263970
Does it want to fuck you?

>>534263278
Posts like this make me wish I never wake up

The forgotten man sings to his mother in the dark.

>>534264002
It’s screaming in agony

>>534263278
You're a fucking moron.

>>534263060
he switches to porn when pluey and jongler walk in so it's easier to explain why he has a boner.

>>534262509
>Noelle, sweetie, can you explain nuclear fission to me?

>>534264031
Well yeah…
Papyrus’ backstory absolutely disturbing. This whole “don’t forget” song is him, as an unborn baby in his mother’s womb, singing to his mother in the dark.
And the only one in the light world that never forgotten him was Kris!

>>534264273
I can't wait to be able to communicate

>>534264313
>the porn has Spamton in it
>epic fail

>being nice to Ralsei after ungaying noelle

>>534262764
guy knows how to Milk It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXRJ8XcsViY

Dream utdr blunt rotation?
Mine has to include sans, grillby, rudy

>>534264619
No one. Drugs are bad.

why didn't she eat the last prophecy

>>534264619
Seam, gerson (ut), heats flamesman, spamton

I would say Tenna but he would take a hit and act like he’s tweaking

>>534264851
She'a a garbage disposal but I think Susie stops at eating glass

>>534264619
Sans, jevil, gerson

>>534255470
I will make Kris suffer way worse than that.
Scooping their brain out and into some tin can and keeping them alive in a 10,000 year long time loop! They remember it all. They'll see those same employees die or go insane or kill themselves over and over and over again and realize what "your choices don't matter" actually means.

>>534264987
She will drink the s poison and say it tastes good, glass is absolutely not beyond her

>>534264909
>WOOOAH THIS TABBACKY IS (WHACKY!!)

>>534264851
she found it a bit hard to swallow

I NEED TO BANG NOELLE NOW

>>534257163
are you the top or bottom

>>534264619
>Lightners
Asgore, Mad Dummy, and Gerson (pretend he isn’t dead)
>Darkners (Bosses/Shopkeepers)
Queen, Jevil, Gerson, Jackenstein, and Seam
>Darkners (NPC)
VVK, Poppup, Rudin, Pippin, and Shadowguy

>>534248553 (OP)

>>534265142

>>534264253
Then who is Papyrus? Who else could it be? Why is he the forgotten man? Why do we remember him as an EGG of all things? Eggs are objects where the baby grow inside of. And he was never born when Dess disappeared.


You all got lost in your big stupid funny conspiracies and shallow memes, that you have overlooked the tragedy that is already there. Why Kris sees Dess and Papyruz behind the same stupid tree Dess disappeared in! When Dess vanished, so did Papyrus! Because he was inside of her! When Papyrus vanishes, it is also about Dess disappearing too.
Whatever Sans or anyone did to try save Dess, they failed and left her and her son roaming around in the light world as incomplete skeletal monsters that could end the world.

When Asriel comes back he is not going to be a fun guy. He will be miserable and angry.

what if you grabbed one of Susie's teeth and pulled it out without even trying

>>534265354
she sheds teeth like a shark
>"Thanks, that one was getting a little loose."

>>534264619
Frisk, The Great Papyrus(UT), and Gerson(UT). Though the blunt won't make it past Frisk, little weirdo will eat it like a consumable item.

>>534265335
I totally believe Papyrus was the forgotten man but him being Dess and Asriel's unborn child is ridiculous. Sans literally tells us he will ask his brother about his Schedule. Papyrus is a goner and nobody can perceive/remember them around town except Sans and Kris. I think it's more likely Papyrus was part of the poor children woods crew and potentially sacrificed himself to save Kris during the incident, becoming a goner. this could connect to the red scarf Ralsei has, somehow

>>534265354
She’s lives in Eminem’s trailer so she probably doesn’t brush em.
And I doubt chalk has enough vitamins to keep them from falling out.
Maybe that’s why her darkner design teeth are pearly yellows

>>534264619
Spamton, Carol, Tenna, and Noelle. All of us sitting at the Holiday kitchen table in that order. Carol sets out placemats.

>>534265521
That or you pass to Frisk and they stack it on their head, making their hair catch fire

>>534265335
Papyrus didn't vanish, Sans outright speaks of his existence in Chapter 1. You're a fucking retard, and you should consider reading a book.

>>534265375
Should've been nice to the TV people, krissy

>>534265675
She made Christmas cookie edibles

>>534265675
this is a nightmare dude

I hope that (We) are the final boss of Deltarune

>>534265867
I would be very entertained

>>534265961
Than (I'm) throwing the fight so my little dudes can all be happy and free.

>>534265675
>spamton
Weed makes him normal and he’s chill as fuck
>Tenna
Gets paranoid and then greens out
>Carol and Noelle
Mellow out for the first time in their lives and get to bond

>>534262583
Facism...

>>534265135
>his brackets turn into parentheses when he's high
Hehe

I like his paws here (warning explicit)
https://files.catbox.moe/kqo7jx.jpg

>>534262583
Total twigger death. Rape twiggers so violently that they get fucking split in half.

What if his name was double D Gaster and instead of being a mystery character he had massive sloshing tits

>>534251243
don’t let kraut see this

>>534266345
i don't even like ralsie.... but lord help me

>>534266345
kris shaved the back of his head?

>>534266345
Damn Ralsei fall even more lewdly next time jeez

>>534265539
There’s a massive issue with that.
“don’t forget” is sung by a baby in his mother’s womb.

And the horrible thing is… Ralsei might be Papyrus’ sibling. No Darkner has seen a Ralsei till now. Papyrus and Ralsei singing the same song. Having the same scarf. The fountains are made by Kris and Dess. They know Ralsei. Asgore will know too since he has investigated. Ralsei and Papyrus even act as if they are same age. Ralsei resembles their father. Papyrus resembles their human mother. They both are in the same dark worlds, somehow there without anything to pin them there.

It reminds so much about chara and Asriel in Undertale.

Maybe Ralsei’s heart was stolen by Kris. And Papyrus has the heart of a monster.

>>534265714
Then how is he in every dark world despite never coming in? That’s Ralsei’s weird speciality.

>>534266718
Why wouldn't Ralsei be the baby then?

Papyrus is implied to be Kris's age by Sans

>>534266718
it was could not have been possible to type this with a straight face

>>534265192
WOAH CALM DOWN THERE

>>534265192
Heh… get in line, pal

>>534266718
S tier ragebait

*susies idea

>sorry Susie
>i'm cured

>>534266858
Number 1, trusting Sans is a terrible idea when Papyrus is clearly not his brother, his “brother” barely acts like he a double-digit age being, and Papyrus looks like his mother, Dess, and tries to be like her throughout Undertale.

Two, twins are a thing. And both Papyrus (red scarf, lived in Snowden to be the main boss of this Christmas themed location) and Ralsei (green robe and red scarf) are oddly Christmas themed and have the same “forgotten” theme going on, and implied to be singing and musicially talented like Dess and Asriel are. Meaning… Ralsei sung their parent’s song in chapter 3 and Papyrus is likely the one singing from the sea that song “Don’t Forger” to his mother.

>>534267646
She'd be profusely apologizing to him later

Post your DeltaRune predictions ! !

>>534267916
This would be peak if it weren't for the "human dess" fanfiction

>>534267981
susie explodes into gore

>>534267595
A princess..

and noelle i guess

>>534265178
who tops, who middles and who bottoms?

>>534267981
Chapter 5 get delayed to 2027

>>534267981
MIKE WILL BE REALLLLLLLLL

>snowgrave if it was good

https://files.catbox.moe/byobtv.jpeg
This makes my weenie the BIG peenie!

>>534266718
there are some posts in /utg/ so colossally fucking perfectly stupid that they make me question if toby or someone close to him wrote them

>>534266962
Do you any other idea why Kris feels so guilty meeting Papyrus behind these trees Dess is behind? And why Papyrus has so many issues with his own existence as Ralsei does in Deltarune? And why Papyrus looks like the roaring knight (Dess) but smaller and is even as strong as it?

>>534267981
Deltarune completed by 2030

the year world war 3 starts

>>534267981
1) The Roaring Knight will attack Castletown at some point in the story.
2) If you kept Tenna, RK kills him (again)

>>534268369
i'm not fucking clicking that.

>>534249048
Imagine her belly pushing up against Kris' crotch as she hugs him, then holding him so he can't get away.

>>534268221
He already is.

>>534268369
I'm fucking clicking that.

Spamton pregnancy

>>534268490
It's a Susies boobies image

>sniiiifffff

The wonderful scent of Tasque Manager's farts!

>>534268979
based fartposter

>>534267646
4 broken ribs, collapsed lung, internal bleeding

>>534268476
Based! So fucking based.

a very pretty kriscross applesauce

>>534268374
Well YOU tell ME why Carol feels so embarrassed about meeting Mettaton in her office and why Mrs. Boom rejected Berdly's advances and why Briefcase Guy has Mr. Cattenheimer's arm in his Briefcase (which is a darkner)

>>534268849
who's the baby daddy

>>534268369
Ughh stop trying to make Susie "sexy" please

fatal.

pluey :)

>>534269121
Oh no...but Carol sliced that Briefscase with her Katana...(Diapsguy says it I'm serious)

>>534249236
>>534266718
in what world does this theory make any sense

if papyrus is asriel's son, then sans is fucking his own grandma. get fucking real

>>534268476
That would make alot of sense if the knight sticks to the script. Specifically going out of their way to make sure the lord of screens is as he should be.

Nightmare blunt rotation:
King
Carol
Toriel (tries to get everyone to quit)
Rouxls
Who else?

>>534269609
you

>>534269374
sigh... hot

Fave is in the last game you played. How fucked are they and what are they doing first?
>Noelle
>Stardew Valley
Chills out by planting crops and finding someone to marry in the first year only to devolve into 24/7 mine/skull cavern runs.

>>534269454
and then golden freddy put it back together again

>>534269374
Saturn eating his son but it’s Susie biting Kris’ face off in the school hallway

>>534269715
>ralsei
>battle for bikini bottom
he drowns, probably

INTENSE sex with tenna

>>534269715
>susie
>dark souls 3
Could not come up with a better matchup

>>534269121
Kris sees Papyrus in every dark world. And Gaster considers it an issue everytime you get an EGG. Papyrus appearance and disappearance bothers Kris a lot, in the same way it bothers him to look into Dess’ disappearance.
Who is Papyrus if he isn’t the human-like baby in her human womb? A stranger that looks like her for no reason? Nope! He’s the Bob, she’s the Laura that “birthed” him.

>>534269950
Did Laura do that??

>>534269851
stopping five minutes in because it's agitating his hernia

>>534269474
Finally someone with common sense

>>534269474
> if papyrus is asriel's son, then sans is fucking his own grandma. get fucking real
Maybe if you stop doing porn, your brain will function correctly enough to remember that Sans is must likely not Papyrus’ bio sibling in the first place. Which frankly makes a lot more sense with the Knight walking around resembling Papyrus to a tee and has not a single Sans feature, and even is a lot more like Papyrus before being a scary skeleton thing.

Physically, they are completely different to the point that Papyrus is the strongest monster in canon. And Sans is talked about as the weakest monster.

>>534269609
Rouxls alone is enough of a nightmare for me

How does Tenna do coke
>he has nostrils like normal
>he vacuums it and his nose is like a hummingbird

>>534270573
Vacuum, he doesn't have nostrils, his face is made from static.

Imagine

>>534270543

>>534270173
Yeah. When the detective (whom Sans is heavily inspired by) saves Laura, she became a monster negative entity thing and give birth to Bob. And they consider this Laura as “lost”.

So when Dess becomes the knight, her human-like child within her is revived as Papyrus. And their forms are more complete in the dark world. So in Deltarune, you’re going to see what Papyrus is supposed to look like.

>>534269851
>don't ask how-
Don't care, will ask
HOW DOES HIS SYNTHETIC BODY AND METAL PARTS GET BODY HAIR??

>>534255676
I hate Dr. Pepper

>>534270464
Sans is a skeleton
Papyrus is a skeleton
The Knight has antlers
Dess has antlers
Asriel has horns
Papyrus does not have antlers or horns
Papyrus is modelled after a human skeleton
Dess is a reindeer
Asriel is a goatlike creature
Reindeer and goat skeletons do not look like human skeletons

Why are Dessrielfags so retarded

>>534255676
I love Dr. Pepper

https://x.com/deltaruneleaks/status/1953216018299666774?s=46&t=nRvbqbkp4qQN9ltRPUTL7g
couldn’t figure out a way to steal this joke with just 1 image so have a link to the tweet fuck it

>>534271054
zoomies don't know how to use ms paint

>>534270939
you take that back. or else.

>>534270656
Cat pregante

>>534270946
Dess is human. With the same human feet as Papyrus. She doesn’t have horns. Her helmet is the source of them. She’s a human just like Kris. The reason why Kris acts like a gremlin.

>Kerdly
Man, I really hate this ship. Because I know it's Suselle niggers who promote it hard.

thinkin bout wearing one of Papyrus' old t-shirts as a nightgown, something faded and torn and stained during various puzzle maintenance mishaps, a shirt meant for laundry days, his uniform for chores, me wearing that and striking poses and listening to him scold me for it, smooching him when he says it's not proper bedtime attire, laughing with him when he decides to wrestle it off me, our sheets have a dress code, okay sorry zzz

>>534267981
The ending is a Cascade with FRIEND as Doc Scratch

>>534271109
don't know how to use anything but ms paint, actually

>>534271109
I could have attempted to draw it I guess but I’m very lazy and not very good at drawing

>>534269715
>Tenna
>Rhythm Heaven
He would be the happiest he's ever been by setting up a rhythm game show that gets high viewership, one of the best options for him in specific desu

>>534271201
*blocks your path*

>>534271274
>>Tenna
>>Rhythm Heaven
I'm now imagining that interview game from rhythm heaven, but it tiny Tenna interviewing a buff Spamton

COME FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARK
WITH YOUR HEART AS THE ARK WHICH SHALL SHINE YOU THE WAAAAAAAAYY!

>>534271257
zoomies really don't know how to copy-paste
grim

>>534271109
They in fact know how to use it better than you ever will and unlocked the secret to rotating text in it

>>534271414
of course I do, how do you think I posted the link? I didn’t write that shit out my man

>>534271464
>he doesn't know

good morning /utg/. how are you?

>>534271398
WUBBA DUBBA DUB IS THAT [TRUE]

>>534270946
>The Knight has antlers
The knight wears a fucking helmet

>>534271159
Too syrupy

>>534271109
it's so easy

>>534271309
The walkie talkies easily mean Dess is packing those shoes for her sister that has this issue.
In fact, it has a lot of objects that doesn’t belong to her.
So, great, you lie like the Devil does.

>>534271464
i got nothing else to say
you're making me sad that my generation is the last tech literate generation

>Kris has deepseeded issues relating to not 1, not 2, or even 3, but 5 different women who all have had agency over them in the past
>The Prophecy about "The Girl" is intentionally vauge enough to consider at least 2 different women
Whats this Hideki ano type shit, is Toby trying to examine his own views on women here

>>534271680
Noelle doesn't wear shoes.

>>534271625
I can’t even see the vid on my phone fml
maybe the anons here have a point

>>534271398
Hilarious, imagine Spamton being buff as hell but still keeping his ultra manlet height so every time Tenna puts the mic on him he has to bend down using the infamous ass pose
Imagine if instead of 'Woah, you go big guy!' It's 'Woah, you go lil' guy!'
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s

i made thread on v and jannies gave me a warning saying that all video game generals must remain on vg i am just made thread about asgore's plan

i use paint.net

>>534271842
mods are retards
in other news fork found in kitchen, water is wet, sky is blue and fire is hot

>>534269715
>Spamton
>Elin
C'mon man

>>534271885
i use that too but resizing the canvas in it is a chore compared to mspaint

>>534271842
Stay in your acid shithole and leave the thread, /v/ermin

>>534271913
none of those things are true though

>>534271937
when are you resizing the canvas

>>534271885
Why does berdly have a chin on his beak and then another one under it. Is that a cancerous growth?

>>534264352
>Kris! State needs us to finish this test soon. Increase the power
>Excheese me? Fahahaha, you look so nervous, Kris! Just increase the power to the reactor.
>It's safe. Cheeseus, just increase the power

>>534269715
>Ralsei
>Mass effect (legendary edition)
I wanna believe he can do a really good paragon run, but let’s be real he’s gonna fucking die to some Batarian slavers

>>534271990
all the freaking time my hombre

>>534269715
>Noelle
>Hideous Destructor
she better be something of a surgeon or else she's fucked

>>534271757
Yes. Because they have to be custom built, according to the weird route. The fact Dess has feet like Kris and Susie easily shows she’s adopted and not a reindeer monster. And the issue they have is the unfamiliarity with human like shoes.

Oops

>>534272012
Imagining the Half Life 1 opening with the deltarune characters

>>534272000
my hero berdly is just that cool

>>534272065
>Dess has feet like Kris and Susie
Where did you get this information?
Who the fuck in the Holiday family plays hockey?

>>534269715
I don’t remember the last game I played so I’ll do favorite game instead.
>Spamton
>BotW/TotK
if he can find a town quickly, he might be fine by just living in some nook or cranny, his options for food are stealing it, begging for it, or scavenging for it himself (or earning rupees some how and buying it). if he DOESN’T find a village quick enough, he’ll probably die either by getting killed by monsters, or starvation since he’s so small and would have to walk so far.

>>534272091
Ralsei turns into a titan from this and that was the last prophecy

>>534272307
to save the worlds there is only one way
Ralsei turns into a fucking titan and kills the knight
only then will the worlds be saved

>>534272235
what if he uploaded himself into a dead guardian

>>534272214
Dess’ skating shoes. This shows that the holidays became more familiar with her footwear later on.

>>534272368
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Dess being fascinated at Kris's human feet and studying them.

>>534272379
I HAVE [becomed] DIVINE BEAST

>>534269420
I love pluey acting like a cat/animal (especially when it annoys battat and when jongler plays along) it’s my favorite

Man, the coping over Papyrus is going to be insane.

>>534272421
Just because they're built to fit hooves doesn't mean the outside doesn't look like a regular shoe

>>534272379
>>534272464
kek, clever

>>534272524
my hero papyrus will save everyone in deltarune trust the plan

>>534272464
oh, that's an idea
he just runs into an amnesiac link and convinces him to shove him into a divine beasts' terminal

>>534272368
>mr fox? they've figured it out.

>>534269474
We can go further. Make Sans his own grandfather. One could say...his own Grandpa Semi.

>>534272140
I was thinking Chernobyl more than anything

They both ripped eachother off and stole eachothers first time, heartwarming

>“Kriiss it’s your uncle sans let’s go bowling”

>>534272493
I do too, he's such a cutie. I bet he scratches on furniture and knocks people's drinks onto the floor for fun.

i love my coffee like i love my ralsei

>>534271723
>>The Prophecy about "The Girl" is intentionally vauge enough to consider at least 2 different women
There's also the chance Kris IS the girl and is desperately trying to run away from this slaughter of a prophecy.
I know what you are

>>534272963
Not smiling?

>>534272608
kino

>>534272997
he's smiling on the inside

>>534272963
Sweet and filled with cream?

>>534273140
I’m gonna fill pluey’s stomach with cream

>>534273140
yes! correct!

>>534272963
black

>>534269715
Fave quite literally dies immediately due to the strict no nonhumans law they have.
Second fave will wish they died instantly.

>>534272963
Ralsei will have an Ikari-brand spergout next chapter

>>534271518
Good morning!
I am doing swell.
>>534272963
and just about to have some coffee myself. I like it white with no sugar.

>>534273256
I'd let pluey fill me with cream...

Noelle never told Kris "no".

>>534249452
Since Kris has some stuff in their pocket which presumably is the dark world gear, do you think Berdly have something that "is" the plush, assuming you gave it to him?

Spamton is technically female

>>534271928
I mean, it's not too bad if he doesn't have permadeath? Imagine all the recipes he could eat, and magic items he could trade, and all the freaky alien Pipis he could get pregnant with... and the weight he could gain from eating meat and milk that's just flavor text in game mechanics but is an Ether mutation in the mobile port haha

>>534273256
this but I'm literally going to give him a giant dish full of cream to drink. yummy.

>>534273542
w*men can't be [[[[big shots]]]]

The Berdly broken arm thing really guarantees he will never have any relevance again because they're not gonna make a story path where you did all the pacifist shit except Berdly can't do his part because you broke his arm

>>534272963
I don't like coffee

>>534273468
he only has tar

Who else is hoping Toby just goes full kojimbo and makes the last 3 chapters incomprehensible

>>534273602
[[Hochi Mamas]] CAN GET BIG TOO!

>>534273637
First Toby Fox game?

AND LAST WAS THE CHAIR
AT LAST WAS THE CHAIR
NOELLE FINDS HER WAY TO THE CHAIR

>>534273719
I haven't played DS2 but MGSV and DS1 are total hack shit outside MGSV's gameplay. DS is so fucking pretentious

>>534273491
dess told her humans obey like dogs so there's no need to

NOELLE GETS SCARED BY THE CHAIR

>>534272601
I’ve been thinking. Since Dess and Papyrus kinda work similarly with their human skeleton bodies, maybe Ralsei is monster dust so it takes him more time to join up with Susie and Kris. And so when Ralsei is defeated, he reverts back to nothingness/dust state that no Darkners honestly have unless you deal with titans with light. It could be that those three have Titan-like properties going on with their bodies that Papyrus never shows in Undertale, and that’s the key to their undead states.

Kinda creepy. But chapter 1/2 brings up human skeletons and monster dust. And we see the Skeleton-like Dess in chapter 3, and Gerson coming back from his dust in chapter 4.

I get this idea since the dust bunny darkners in chapter 3 got there accidentally from Castletown, where Ralsei had to depart from.

It’s really creepy

>>534273450
glad to hear that fren! i wish you a good day! :)

>>534273719
the ending was conceived right before Cascade, shit's gonna be fucked.

>>534273719
KRIS 3D FEET SCANS HERE WE COME

Since we are an angel, are we actually dealing with undead people?

I hate niggers.
I hate women.
I got my facts from twitter.

I hate this fucking world.

>>534273864
Toby it is 3PM in Japan please stop shitposting with speech to text and take a break

Kris kinda freaky for enjoying the puppy roleplay so much
You just know Kris has curled up in a ball at the foot of Noelle's bed before and Noelle layed her hooves on their back

>>534273956
Thank you, friend! :)
You have a nice day too!

>>534273976
Beware of the man who speaks in scans

What a.... familiar face

>>534273637
Chapter 5 is in the hospital. Full pacifist players miss out on more berdly

>>534274115
Noelle... peanut butter....

>>534273637
>>534274306

>>534274080
While it's annoying with how maximalist the internet is, I prefer people calling him a pedo and therefore acknowledging the significance of lines like "[hochi mama]" and "side chick" as opposed to the retards that try to wash any sexual undertones out of weird route

>>534274080
That SICK FUCK took advantage of a 57-years-young CRT...

>>534274381
Wait people actually call spamton a pedophile? I thought this was a shitpost, that’s retarded

>>534274337
It'd have to be Nutella since Kris is a chocolate fiend

>>534274470
kris doesn't particularly like peanut butter, they just get drawn to it against their will, and this leads to forced oral.

>>534274468
That's how the internet is man. He calls Noelle an expression made for a stunning sexy lady, therefore he's personally attracted to Noelle, therefore he's a pedo because Noelle isn't quite 18 years old.
Yes it's retarded but social media is the death of nuance, distinction and subtlety.

gote...

>>534273491
It's because Kris is her dearest childhood friend, she can't say no to him.

>>534274062
Dess is literally a walking human corpse and Papyrus is casually one.
Ralsei being a monster version of it, made of dust, would explain that weird dust bunny (accidentally taken by Ralsei) in chapter 3 that leads you…. To Papyrus… behind the tree.

Dess, Papyrus, and a possible Ralsei-connected dust bunny. All lead to the same Easter EGG, the tree…. The tree Dess disappeared behind from… That Papyrus disappeared behind from…

Ralsei is literally the only Darkner that disappears. Just like Papyrus, the forgotten man, does…

“there’s nothing in here.”

>>534274115
puppy rp is about demanding affection while remaining non verbal, ughhh but you creeps just have to make everything weird.

>>534273468
shadowguys are qtguys

ralsei looked at the screen stopped time and said "You have to insert disc 2 to continue"

>>534274983
On top of his fireballs, Ralsei has GMan timestop powers he refuses to use because that would make him useful

big fluffy Spamton NEO...Need hugs...

>>534274983
has there been a game where characters diegetically guilt trip you into buying DLC yet

>>534275147
rusty's real deal baseball

I'm craving toony sooz pics

>>534275232
That was literally Nintendo gameifying microtransactions though

>>534275256
have a fresh smorgasboard of sus

>*Ralsie you said it yourself that darkners serve lightners.
>*So than did you THINK you could just bring me SHIT BEER WHEN I ASKED FOR SOME?!
>*GLASS SHATTER SOUND*
>*Ralsie downed sound effect*
>*I ASKED FOR ROARSLIGHT YOU FUCKING DARKNER!

>>534275390
<3

>>534275390
magic man what are your secrets. when i sit with a pencil and paper it don't come out like that

>>534275357
and that doesn't count how?

>>534275397
>MY PARENTS DIVORCE WAS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FLUFFY FAGGOT

>>534275390
I like the small amount of eye bag you've given her. God I love her.

>>534275496
this is a xitter repost but I imagine a lot of practice and dedication comes out of it

>>534275232
Yah but you don't actually need to pay. Everything works out in the end if you don't buy anything.

>>534275580
As a drawfag, yeah just basically get ready to have to put in the time

>>534276089
Boneworks (kino) reference

>>534276089
You're whoever I make you, krissy boy

>>534269250
soogie unga bunga

>>534276021
DLC is all optional though

>>534276241
Taking direct control of Kris's motor functions using a VR headset

How messed up is a pregnant Dess situation?

>>534275286
BALLIN'
but at what cost?

>>534276519
Unironically peak

>>534276519
That would be a disaster on for like a few lightners and alot of darkners.

>>534269715
>Gaster
>Persona Q
Well things definitely get more complicated, if he decides to involve himself with the story.

If you watch this, you will have a massive lead on Deltarune theories.
https://youtu.be/6eCuCve1Bp4?si=zhp64mnNzNWHVv9S

I fucking hate those church migrants entering our beloved town. They should leave NOW.

>>534276823
I don't think any castle town residents would dislike church darkners

>>534261049
Punished Ramb.

>>534276686
Kris is getting arrested by undyne for sexual assault within the first five minutes

>>534276964
>now do you remember, the shadow crystal, what you were meant to be

>>534256879
Why does he look so god damn smug about it?

>>534211609
Guess who? I slapped together a test character and test scene to test things out. I think I leaned too much into 90s and not enough into Y2K with the lighting and shading though...
https://files.catbox.moe/9a9bqd.png

>>534274251
I LOVE the idea of abusive Toriel!

I wanna fug sooz

>>534276519
I was going to make an avatar for bonelab that could "anchor" living nullbodies to your joints so you could "possess" them and use them as essentially armor.
it was going to be a spooky nervous system made of void stuff.
I never made it.

Hey guys. This bad joke is the real reason why Ralsei didn’t go to the festival with Susie.
He is dust. He is living dust.

>>534277638
Noelle...

>>534277665
Related idea: you can possess one character in deltarune for 24 hours via vr, them dying has no effect on you in the real world but you can feel what they feel

(You can’t say “wank off as fave”)

>forced to have spamton tag along with you on an adventure
>he mostly stays in the form of glasses on your face while you travel, but when you stop to rest or eat or sleep he becomes himself
>he’s annoying and won’t stop trying to make deals with everyone you meet
>you can’t wait until you’re not stuck with him anymore
>one night, while you sleep in a bed at an inn and he sleeps at the foot of the bed covered by a blanket, you realize he’s having a nightmare
>concerned about him, you nudge him awake
>he seems shaken up and scared, but tries to brush it off
>begrudgingly, you let him climb up into your part of the bed, under the covers with you
>you hold him like a stuffed animal while the two of you try to go back to sleep
>you feel his chest moving as he breathes, rapidly due to his small size and a bit erratically, as if glitching out
>eventually, his breathing slows down and the erratic glitching calms, and he actually seems like a person for once
>suddenly, you feel like you’re gonna miss him when you have to say goodbye

>>534274080
MY MAN!

>>534269715
>Chara
>SMTIV
Uh...Heavy Determination check and depending on where she's starting at. Chances are she'll get involved with the Ring of Gaea (part might makes right and part idealist anarchy), even if living under Mikado unless she's set to be born as a noble (would've read books from the Black Samurai and either become a demon or rise as a summoner). Could see her staying as a Samurai of God if born a noble, though I don't remember how Law handled itself too much (just have her listen to Jonathan maybe?).

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>534277876
daun't mind if I doeth

>>534277876
Forgot to add
>what do
FUCK my stupid glooby life

>>534277876
I stroke my massive shote penor as fave

>>534275390
I can't believe Susie captured the SOUL and turned it into a belt

>UEE EE EE!
>fucks you up
>leaves
what's his problem?

>>534277876
>>534278002
"what do" was implied, don't worry.
I'm going in as Carol, just to see what she actually does as mayor and what the whole conspiracy is about.

>>534277876
Make Susie tell Noelle
>Hey you should hang out with Kris sometime, I think you'd like them
and stuff like that

>>534277876
Possess the Knight and act completely manic and confuse the shit out of Kris and everyone else

>>534277876
possess noelle and make her throw herself in the pond in the east and reunite with her fucking sister.

>>534277876
I possess Gaster, lets see what a day in a life of Gaster looks like

>>534278264
>get call as Carol
>”hey its me, FRIEND, as in friend inside me”
>”yeah I just gave Kris the egg”
>”can you supply some more shadow crystals I’m running low”
>”also none of the people I gave them to figured out you had to crush them and snort them”

>>534278502
>A black empty room.

>>534276773
The Laura Palmer/Dess similarities were pretty stark to me

>>534278553
Sounds like I am going to be bored for 24 hours then.

>>534278502
Sitting at a monitor with a foam #1 finger that says “go fun gang” on it

>>534277876
The feminine urge to
>Tell Asriel as Dess that I will babysit his Little sibling.
>Take Kris intoo the forest.
>Molest them.

In all Deltarune dialogue, there’s only seven uses of Skeleton.
>Sans on introducing himself *2
* the name's sans.
* sans the skeleton.
* i'm new in town.

* i'm sans.
* your friendly neighborhood skeleton

>A monster questions what skeletons really are. And links them to human bones. Human BODIES. Since human skeletons don’t turn to dust.
* If humans are made of bones...
* Where does skeletons come from...?

>The Skeleton with no body. Meaning… a skeleton that is reduced to dust like a monster’s
*Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton...
* Have anybody to dance with?
* Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!!

>A skeleton in front of the door? In a state of in-between, clopen. This is meant to be about Dess, the skeletal Roaring Knight.
* So does it say the door's open or closed?
* guess it just means there's a skeleton in front of the door.
* But the door's locked, right? It's closed!
* locked? nah, it's been unlocked this whole time.
* So it is open.
* nah. no one's in there, but it's not closed.
* it's an inbetween state... like... hm.
* like, "clopen."


So….. Skeletons were never a natural monster type. They are purely artificial and imply they are of human and monster dna. So Sans can bleed. Papyrus can’t. Off of chance. Ralsei’s form reverts back to dust easily since his skeleton is of dust. And Dess is a soulless human skeleton.

I can’t believe this solves so many suspicious things.

>>534278797
>FEMININE urge to
you're just sort of pedophilic.
picrel.

>>534278407
>Wheere's AzzzzzyYYYY?
>He's going to be back soon, just wait a m-
>Why are we even doin this this is fuckin stupid man...
>We're doing it f-
>Screw this I'm gonna fuck that fluffy boy where izze?
>No, st-
>I'mmonna go show Elly my cool sword tricks she'd think it's cool.
>WHAT? NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!