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Anonymous No.534278926 >>534279071
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
Day: 13
Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: couple of days
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL

>Latest News
Servers up in "couple" days

>Previous Thread
>>534256189
Anonymous No.534279002 >>534279086 >>534279135 >>534279261 >>534279824 >>534282839
If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansions’ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project that’s been going strong for 8 years.

I genuinely don’t get it.

Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:

3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)

2 new dungeons

600+ new items

Tons of other custom content

Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
>>534277623
>turdle: obliterated
You wish, faggot.
>>534277832
You're playing a Reddit good vibes only server. What did you expect?
>>534277940
>1.12 filtered another pleb
lmao get fucked retard
Anonymous No.534279009
I'm coping, but at what cost?
Anonymous No.534279023 >>534279236
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Herr Wall the Schizo? It's not a story the r/wowservers trannies would tell you...
Anonymous No.534279054
POCHIE
THRUSDAY
Anonymous No.534279071 >>534279114 >>534279243
>>534278926 (OP)
Much better, not ideal tho
Anonymous No.534279086 >>534279135 >>534279159
>>534279002
Epoch devs made two new areas in a week
turtle devs use a year
I know what server I want to send my time on
Anonymous No.534279114
>>534279071
you can make the next one since I'll be asleep
Anonymous No.534279135 >>534279242 >>534279384 >>534281341 >>534284206
>>534279002
>>534279086
How embarrassing.
Enjoy your 2025 roadmap anon :)
Anonymous No.534279157 >>534280112 >>534280227
GUYS in 2 more days we'll all be leveling and having fun just focus on the nice things okay
Anonymous No.534279159
>>534279086
just post the roadmap and shitty the webm and shoo pls
Anonymous No.534279160
Anonymous No.534279236 >>534279383
>>534279023
I know where I'm becoming a permanent resident thanks to the last thread.
Anonymous No.534279242 >>534279329
>>534279135
>in one year you get uhhh.. one zone and 2 bosses in molten core
Is this meant to make turtle look better lol
Anonymous No.534279243
>>534279071
what's the problem?
Anonymous No.534279261 >>534279329
>>534279002
honestly I might just get back into twow with the new fresh server. I'm just worried the new server will die quick.
Anonymous No.534279298
Uuuh...

Why do I have two names?
Anonymous No.534279329
>>534279242
Are you dumb?
>>534279261
They're opening the new server because they can't keep up with demand. Even if it splits the population that's 5K-7K per server concurrency.
Anonymous No.534279331 >>534279451 >>534280397
>server will be up in few days
what did they mean?
Anonymous No.534279383 >>534279454
>>534279236
I'm gonna play Epochs launch (if it happens) because launches are fun, but if I'm gonna invest time long term into a server it's definitely not gonna be the Epoch team lol.
Wall says some crazy shit and might actually be a little crazy, but he's legitimately a great dev and is one of the main contributors to the VMaNGOS core. He knows what he's doing.
Anonymous No.534279384 >>534279437 >>534279493
>>534279135
>more leveling content because devs don't know how to balance or make interesting endgame
Anonymous No.534279437 >>534279520
>>534279384
>I don't know what classic+ is
Why don't you rush to the endgame on Blizzard servers faggot?
Anonymous No.534279451
>>534279331
Anonymous No.534279454
>>534279383
>Wall says some crazy shit and might actually be a little crazy
all the shit he says is 100% true
and he's done an incredible job with wallcraft
i know where I'm playing
Anonymous No.534279493
>>534279384
>more end game
>in vanilla
They've already implemented 2 raids with more planned, which is too much imo. They're going to wind up trapped in the same cycle retail wound up in.
Anonymous No.534279497 >>534279532
Sex with femgnome gf TODAY.
Anonymous No.534279520 >>534279582
>>534279437
>I want to level again to experience 23 new quests spread out over 5 days of gametime
autism
Anonymous No.534279529 >>534279597 >>534279757
>actual wallcraft shilling
it was funny with gummy but you're taking it too far
Anonymous No.534279532
>>534279497
Anonymous No.534279582
>>534279520
Okay you identified a legitimate problem. Let's get some level downscaling so you can experience leveling content at 60 instead of constantly rerolling characters.

You don't bloat up the endgame like it's retail, retard.
Anonymous No.534279597 >>534279694
>>534279529
what's wrong in talking about it?
Anonymous No.534279694 >>534279735 >>534280009 >>534280072
>>534279597
He's the buttblasted tranny from pic related
DO NOT PLAY ON THE CHUD SERVER!!!!!!11
Anonymous No.534279735
>>534279694
always brings a good laugh
Anonymous No.534279757
>>534279529
>Wall was kidnapped by the FBI
>Alex was right
>Shenna is Torta
>Epoch is a social experiment
>YWNBA
Anonymous No.534279824 >>534279857
>>534279002
Boot up Ambershire early (this Saturday) PLEASE I'M SO FUCKING BORED
Anonymous No.534279857 >>534279929
>>534279824
I'm sorry friend I'm not associated with the project :)
Anonymous No.534279929
>>534279857
Gay.
Anonymous No.534279993
so are you guys mtf or ftm
Anonymous No.534280009
>>534279694
kekario
Anonymous No.534280072
>>534279694
holy
Anonymous No.534280112
>>534279157
Thats the spirit. And it will be so good after such delayed gratification. We need to be stoic and endure.

And please spare a moment of empathy for the devs and their team. I'm sure they are doing as much as they can, and want this to succeed too. It doesn't help having people being negative and bullying them all the time. People can only take so much pressure, and then they crack! Give them a break! Just a couple more days and we will be there.
Anonymous No.534280227 >>534280273
>>534279157
No we won't
Half you fags will be in queue or not playing at all
Anonymous No.534280273
>>534280227
Im not even registered
Anonymous No.534280313
>couple of days
see you at sunday
Anonymous No.534280397
>>534279331
Errrhhhm actually they said a couple not a few
Anonymous No.534280527 >>534280608
couple means two
pochie friday!!

but wait, they want to stealth launch...
pochie thursday!! trust the plan
Anonymous No.534280569
'poch could go live literally anywhere from now to 48hrs from now
Anonymous No.534280608 >>534280642 >>534280650 >>534280806 >>534281229
>>534280527
Literally couldn't care less if they launch today. I'm playing Battlefield 6 until the 12th. Might login once or twice before Turtle's fresh on the 17th.

They missed their chance. Why would I play a classic+ server with less content?
Anonymous No.534280642 >>534280687
>>534280608
but bf6 is gonna be shit anyways
Anonymous No.534280650 >>534280736
>>534280608
how's that secure bot function going on?
Anonymous No.534280687 >>534280736
>>534280642
I've already played BF6 in closed testing. It's great. Cope.
Anonymous No.534280736 >>534280784 >>534280867
>>534280687
>>534280650
Anonymous No.534280784 >>534280867
>>534280736
?
Are you referring to the secure boot requirement? I'm on a 9800X3D+5090 system. Don't care.
Anonymous No.534280806 >>534280867 >>534280870 >>534280885
>>534280608
Is BF6 good? I feel like it has to be legitimately GOOD or else the series is kinda dead. They haven't had a well-liked game since BF4 back in like 2013.
Anonymous No.534280863 >>534283258
I'm too fucking lazy/don't have the time rn to play around with vanishing point, outer glow matching the rest of photo and proper masking.
Anonymous No.534280867 >>534280946 >>534281121 >>534286605
>>534280784
>>534280736

>>534280806
is not
pic related
Anonymous No.534280870 >>534281002
>>534280806
>has been shit for 12 years
Sounds like it wont die then regardless if its shit then
Anonymous No.534280885
>>534280806
BF4 gameplay with BFV movement and BF1 atmosphere
Anonymous No.534280946 >>534281105
>>534280867
>let us rootkit your machine
kekaroo its worse than i thought
Anonymous No.534280986
Why playing BF6 bot lobbies when superior BF3 and 4 are still playable?
Anonymous No.534281002
>>534280870
It can happen. Even CoD was nearly dead around the IW/WW2 era - but it came back and is popular again. It's just gonna take more than one game for Battlefield to truly win people back, even if BF6 is good.
Anonymous No.534281102 >>534281228
he already said hes gonna play turdle, we know he likes playing with shit
Anonymous No.534281105 >>534281192
>>534280946
Blame hackers and Microsoft for allowing R0 access. If the hackers are using R0 cheats you need R0 anti-cheat.

Only an idiot would play modern multiplayer games on a partition with sensitive data anyways.
Anonymous No.534281121 >>534281164
>>534280867
this is worse than superwow
Anonymous No.534281138 >>534286679
Pochie is never happening. Never.
If Pochie goes live and stays online for a full 24 hours, I will cut off my foreskin.
Screenshot this post.
Anonymous No.534281164
>>534281121
is worse than ragnarok private servers and their devs constantly monitoring you and posting about it on the threads
Anonymous No.534281192
>>534281105
Oor blame retards supporting fps games without dedicated servers that can just boot cheaters instantly

people still cheat in valorant, go ahead and rootkit your machine for no reason though
Anonymous No.534281228
>>534281102
Big talk coming from a guy that's literally playing on this server.
Anonymous No.534281229 >>534281341
>>534280608
I genuinely HOPE there is more players like you. The less faggots the better. I'll enjoy my Explorer's contract as a constantly drunk dwarf (thanks to their racial addition) while I face mash the 1 button shaman heal. Enjoying the new content as well of course.
Anonymous No.534281239 >>534281359 >>534282034
>they're delaying it AGAIN
>probably going to try another weekend launch
I don't think I've ever played a live-service game where the devs openly fucking despise their players before
Anonymous No.534281274 >>534281367
>a general for a 20 decades old game that's been solved 15 years ago
>Specifically a general for a single server
>That hasn't been up in ages
Absolute state of this garbage board
Anonymous No.534281341
>>534281229
Enjoying the new content as well of course.
Enjoy it because you're not getting JACK SHIT beyond what it launches with until 2026.
See: >>534279135
Anonymous No.534281359
>>534281239
My take is kaytotes or some team member paid leave is over, or weren't on paid leave at all considering the first launch, so they can't relaunch on a weekday
Anonymous No.534281367 >>534281513
>>534281274
Still better than half the gacha shit polluting this board. Cope.
Anonymous No.534281431 >>534281507
>fps games in the past
hey admin this guy is aimbotting can you kick thanks

>fps games now
yes goy let the police into your house. why are they photocopying every document you own? stop asking questions, don't you want to play this year's edition of goyslopper?
Anonymous No.534281507 >>534281589 >>534281925
>>534281431
>said the spastic in a thread for a pserver for a MMORPG
If you ever subscribed to World of Warcraft you have absolutely no room to talk.
Anonymous No.534281513
>>534281367
This. Here we can at least do erp without bullying and discuss politics
Anonymous No.534281558 >>534281610 >>534281687
Why is this turtle guy angry that epoch doersn't work? Got banned? No account? Piss in your panties?
Anonymous No.534281589
>>534281507
like clockwork, steinberg.
Anonymous No.534281610
>>534281558
No idea he's angry every thread though.
Anonymous No.534281629 >>534281820
I'm tired of this late stage MMO tribalism
Anonymous No.534281687
>>534281558
nobody plays his server and he's trying to get a group together for deadmines so he has to beg us to play with him

honestly i admire the hustle
Anonymous No.534281820
>>534281629
It never gets any better.
Anonymous No.534281841 >>534281893
guys idk what i wanna play on gurubashi... rogue or holy paladin... FUCK
Anonymous No.534281893 >>534294215
>>534281841
Rogue or Warrior because you never have to downrank your skills
Anonymous No.534281925
>>534281507
>If you ever subscribed to World of Warcraft you have absolutely no room to talk.
Why? WoW back in the day didn't have kernel level anticheat or any of the shit they use today.
Anonymous No.534281938 >>534282026 >>534282078 >>534282092 >>534282162 >>534282215 >>534282285 >>534282976
any upcoming mmos?
Anonymous No.534282026
>>534281938
Soon? No. But Mosters & Memories looks fun.
Anonymous No.534282034 >>534288093
>>534281239
>I don't think I've ever played a live-service game where the devs openly fucking despise their players before
I have - PSO2, or more specifically, post-NGS PSO2. But yes, this entire situation has been like watching a trainwreck in real-time. There's a dozen points where they could have salvaged things but they just KEEP fucking up.

I don't really even intend on playing on Epoch anymore after all I've seen, especially after having gone through this song and dance enough times by now to recognize how fucked things truly are.
Anonymous No.534282078
>>534281938
apogea
Anonymous No.534282092
>>534281938
I genuinely can't think of anything... is that LotR MMO still a thing from the New World devs? Is Amazon even bothering with that shit?
Anonymous No.534282098 >>534282176 >>534282182 >>534282304 >>534282331
I thought they fixed everything why would the launch delay again
Anonymous No.534282162
>>534281938
Anonymous No.534282176
>>534282098
Need to make three new starter zones (insta crashes due to the new custom content)
Anonymous No.534282182
>>534282098
Vibes.
Anonymous No.534282215 >>534284469
>>534281938
blue protocol re-release maybe
Anonymous No.534282273 >>534282665
Pochie…
THURSDAY!!!
Anonymous No.534282285 >>534282446
>>534281938
I genuinely can't get excited for new MMOs anymore after how shit every new one has been for so many years. I guess I'll try the Blue Protocol reboot when that happens but aside from that what else even is there?
Anonymous No.534282304 >>534282365 >>534282541
>>534282098
They probably found more bugs.
Anonymous No.534282331
>>534282098
Well they were hoping everyone would vote for Option 2 - Wipe so that they could use it as a reason for things taking longer because they actually are not ready to launch. But since Ross opened his retarded mouth and said it takes 30minutes to prune and that option won things got really awkward
Anonymous No.534282346
I'm vibed out. If anyone even says vibe or immaculate to me in real life, I might find myself standing over their twitching body with a blank space in my memory
Anonymous No.534282348
Reminder to ignore turtle-nigger Gurubashi poster. He writes about Gurubashi, knowing that pvp servers never last long and thus wants to ruin your future.
Anonymous No.534282365
>>534282304
bug 4732: server no start
Anonymous No.534282387 >>534282448
>best upcoming MMO this year might actually be Maplestory Classic
Anonymous No.534282418
im literally only here for the porn
Anonymous No.534282446
>>534282285
riot mm-ha ahahaahahhahaha
hytale which is also riot and not really an mmo but if they can buy back the ip rights you can experience shitty roblox minecraft
and the only one that will have relevance and is multiplayer but not quite massive is gta 6 online, no really the closest thing to wow as in thousands of people congregating and fucking around in a virtual space.
Anonymous No.534282448 >>534282553
>>534282387
M-Maplestory Classic?
Anonymous No.534282452 >>534282554 >>534282570 >>534282648 >>534282681 >>534283683 >>534283773 >>534292772
queue...
home...
Anonymous No.534282484
all those entitled tourists completely ruined the vibes
i think they should not release the server until vibes are good again
Anonymous No.534282541 >>534283439
>>534282304
It could well be, but thats the communication issue. The last report was "I believe its ready" and then the next thing is "its a couple of days". We can read between the lines or speculate, but its not being transparent. I don't need to know the technical details, just say you found some more issues and it'll be a bit longer, sorry.
Anonymous No.534282545
2 MINUTES GET READY
Anonymous No.534282553
>>534282448
>he doesn't know
They announced it a few months ago for their 20th anniversary video.
Anonymous No.534282554
>>534282452
>Epoch queue in Saturday
Anonymous No.534282570
>>534282452
Anonymous No.534282579 >>534282609
queue... home...
Anonymous No.534282593
>wake up
>epog still dead
>start drinking my daily bottle of vodka
How's the vibes?
Anonymous No.534282609
>>534282579
not sure why iqdb went to shit i just use saucenao exclusively
Anonymous No.534282648
>>534282452
>saturday release
This is our future btw
Anonymous No.534282649 >>534282750 >>534282815
Haven't seen any updates since poll started for wipe, has Kay waken from his 24hr nap?
Anonymous No.534282665
>>534282273
is it up?
Anonymous No.534282681
>>534282452
Is op. Firestorm map available? How is the map compared to the previous?
Anonymous No.534282750 >>534282831 >>534282935 >>534283060
>>534282649
latest
Anonymous No.534282775
turty aug 17th
Anonymous No.534282815
>>534282649
Kay says they're working on multiple issues at the same time.
From skelly trannie:
>The poll has now closed and the feedback is clear: the majority of the community does not want a wipe and would prefer a prune. We have discussed internally and we will be moving forward with this option.

>Our final steps are to do a pass of our infrastructure and tooling such as our Linux servers, admin panels, etc. along with the creation of the prune. We expect to complete the prune and have the servers back online within a couple of days. More details will follow soon, thank you for your patience.
Anonymous No.534282831 >>534282926 >>534283160 >>534283281
>>534282750
>the 13k people who wanted wipe you dont matter
poll was rigged from the start they even said they started to look into pruning before the poll began lel
Anonymous No.534282839
>>534279002
Yeah but TBC class kits in Classic is the best idea in all these servers, much better than any custom overhauls.
Anonymous No.534282876
pochy on my birthy
Anonymous No.534282926 >>534283026
>>534282831
That's how simple majority votes usually work yes.
Anonymous No.534282935
>>534282750
>creation of the prune
who the fuck talk like that
Anonymous No.534282976 >>534283373
>>534281938
COME HOME WHITE MAN
https://youtu.be/ZRd5xiNfCg0
https://youtu.be/qeY4ERLhNjc
Anonymous No.534283026
>>534282926
really proud of your level 15 huh?
Anonymous No.534283060 >>534283145 >>534283292
>>534282750
i hate these faggot devs more and more with each update. why the fuck say anything at all. saying nothing would be better than vague "couple of days". or should i interpret that literally, so saturday eta confirmed? fuck off, i hate them so much.
Anonymous No.534283072 >>534283285 >>534283379
what's stopping exploiters from spreading out gold to alts? unless it's an advanced script that tracks and negates all gold transactions which I don't think it is ( just a simple sql query ). Are they also querying any account other than level 15.
I was gonna take it slow but now I wanna purposefully exploit after learning how lax the administration is.
Anonymous No.534283145 >>534283250 >>534283332
>>534283060
>say nothing
>"WTF RADIO SILENCE SAY SOMETHING JUST SOMETHING"
>say something
>"WTF WHY EVEN SAY ANYTHING AT ALL"
Anonymous No.534283160 >>534283369
>>534282831
most of the 13k were bots and also yes if you voted wipe your existence doesnt matter
Anonymous No.534283217
I can't wait to wake up to pochie in the morning. Good night anons!!
Anonymous No.534283250
>>534283145
Why wait 24 hours for a poll after fixing everything instead of running the poll sometime in the past two weeks when no one was anticipating the launch?
Anonymous No.534283258
>>534280863
amazing image.
Epoch is legendary, we're living history.
Anonymous No.534283281 >>534283343 >>534283410
>>534282831
Only retarded dad gamers and people without accounts wanted a wipe. It was unfair to even let the hype tourists vote.
Anonymous No.534283285 >>534284151
>>534283072
I just know one of these world bosses, items, or quests have a misplaced decimal point somewhere. Once I find it I will exploit it and make my wow funny moments and bloopers compilation that will get me 20k views and 5 stars on youtube.
Anonymous No.534283292
>>534283060
>saying nothing would be better than vague "couple of days"
I've said this on multiple threads but they don't know what the fuck they're doing, they can't give you an ETA because they don't know how long it will take them to fix X problem or if they can even get it fixed.
Also they've said they want to stealth launch to slow down the connections at the beginning.
Anonymous No.534283332
>>534283145
you fucking MORON. how can someone be this retarded. people want eta, not bullshit. don't put words in my mouth, i never said they should update us constantly with nothing burgers. like everyone else i just want an eta. yes this is the closest we ever have gotten to an eta but it's still too fucking vague. so saying NOTHING AT ALL would have been better.
Anonymous No.534283343 >>534283484 >>534283519
>>534283281
how would prune win when the server cap was 2k and it being down/full constantly? it makes no sense
Anonymous No.534283369
>>534283160
is there any proof? I'm actually sad since voter turnout was around 50% and there was almost no signs of botting..
Anonymous No.534283373
>>534282976
SOLD
wtf how did I not know about this?
Anonymous No.534283379 >>534283871
>>534283072
Don't be ridiculous anon, It's not like they've been warned time and time again they're going to lose their gold.
Anonymous No.534283401
Isn't it just so cool how all the custom turtle content seamlessly blends with the vanilla game?
Anonymous No.534283410
>>534283281
>99% of the server who never got to play voted in favor of nowipe
Anonymous No.534283439 >>534283973 >>534284043
>>534282541
These fucks are utterly allergic to announcing any kind of ETA or timeframe. They could have just said 'Yeah it looks like there's more issues than we bargained for with the influx of players, we're going to need to postpone launch by up to a month' and I think most would people would have at least accepted that.
Instead they keep stringing everyone along with the implication that servers could very well go up literally any moment for the last week and a half (with the constant talk of wanting to get things up ASAP and how good the 'vibes' are while refusing to commit to even a pessimistic ETA). It seems to me that they're deathly afraid of losing all of the hype they've mustered, despite all their bluster as they keep making passive aggressive comments towards the huge playerbase they've somehow gathered.

Honestly, at this point I would have probably respected them more if they just maintained that 2k cap or whatever and told everyone that couldn't get in to fuck off like they were originally planning to do (Kaytotes specifically said that that was the original plan in that one Q&A, after all). But now they're already having to backtrack from those comments and I'm kind of enjoying the schadenfreude as they realize that Kaytote's autistic choice to stay with TrinityCore when there were much better options is biting them in the ass and there's no true way out of this mess (even if they CAN maintain 5k players per server, it's still going to be a mess for years, with bugs and exploits that were solved long ago on other cores constantly being a thorn in their side, and at this point I'm not even entirely convinced they aren't genuinely coding with ChatGPT).
Anonymous No.534283473 >>534283543 >>534283643 >>534283656 >>534283697 >>534283762 >>534283830 >>534284509
what does epoch have over turtle at this point beyond not running on 1.12
Anonymous No.534283484 >>534283623
>>534283343
There's been a several stress tests during the last week, I suppose more people managed to get their characters to a point where they are happy with it and don't want to relevel.
Anonymous No.534283515
We're stealth launching in 5
Anonymous No.534283519 >>534283623
>>534283343
There has been like 12 hours? Of total kezan uptime after guru went down permanently. People got out of starting zones and they don't want to go back.
Anonymous No.534283543
>>534283473
a player count of 0
Anonymous No.534283623
>>534283484
>>534283519
15k people managed to get out of the starting zone? lmao ok
Anonymous No.534283643
>>534283473
more trannies and groomers
Anonymous No.534283656
>>534283473
A fresh pvp realm, tbc talents and no p2w.
Anonymous No.534283683 >>534283791 >>534287131 >>534288390
>>534282452
now THIS is a god damn queue holy shit
Anonymous No.534283697
>>534283473
vibes
Anonymous No.534283723
One of mod on discord off-topic post a vid that is this from timestamp https://youtu.be/K6-C-_PJTa4?t=178
>I prefer to remember the temple as it used to be
>not the abomination it has become
>and when the time is right
>the betrayer will become the betrayed
Anonymous No.534283736
So any kaytotes melties tonight?
Anonymous No.534283762 >>534283810
>>534283473
no pay4convenience but I'd say Turtle's development justifies a one time expense of $30-$50.
Anonymous No.534283773
>>534282452
they should switch to Linux
Anonymous No.534283791
>>534283683
>kezan on saturday evening when gaytotes gets launch going
Anonymous No.534283810 >>534283960
>>534283762
no.
Anonymous No.534283830
>>534283473
You can disable tranmogs
Anonymous No.534283832 >>534283942 >>534283964 >>534284057 >>534284280 >>534285067 >>534286874
Wall is based and if you think he's crazy or whatever you're unironically ngmi.
Anonymous No.534283859 >>534283921
god bless the 'hide post' button
Anonymous No.534283871
>>534283379
btw no bans, it's also not like all the gold is gone just enough.
It honestly feels like a beta test the way things are going. No eta, exploitation treated as testing with no actual punishment (even tho its the devs fault for making it so easy), core functionality like starting zones added as an afterthought. Level caps gonna go to 60 with everyone having infinite gold and 200 exploits being done per second, and the devs then tell us it was actually the final beta test and wipe launching again on january
Anonymous No.534283904
>getting angry about shitposts in the shitpost thread
Anonymous No.534283921
>>534283859
Dilate, tranny
Anonymous No.534283942 >>534284517
>>534283832
>christcucks
Anonymous No.534283960 >>534284071 >>534284101 >>534289286 >>534291873
>>534283810
Enjoy the no cash shop in Epoch while it lasts :)
Anonymous No.534283964 >>534284172 >>534284390
>>534283832
transphobia doesn't automatically make everything you say or breathe good, but ofc a thirdie wouldn't get that
Anonymous No.534283973 >>534284226
>>534283439
Yea I dont think the understand its the constant dangling of "its nearly ready any minute now" that is frustrating people. People want to be part of it, and all be in at that start so its massive fomo. They must know that though and its like they're doing it on purpse I swear, like they resent that people actually want to play their fucking game.
Anonymous No.534283974 >>534284195
10 days until we get a fresh server, even if epoch never launches.
Anonymous No.534284043
>>534283439
>It seems to me that they're deathly afraid of losing all of the hype they've mustered, despite all their bluster as they keep making passive aggressive comments towards the huge playerbase they've somehow gathered.

30+ years of gaming and i've never seen a developer communicating this bad and disrespectful towards their players. they deserve everything that's coming to them.
Anonymous No.534284048 >>534284120 >>534285407
get on mop white man
Anonymous No.534284057
>>534283832
not gonna make it where? into the asylum?
Anonymous No.534284071
>>534283960
how does this affect me
Anonymous No.534284076 >>534284206 >>534284278
>unironically saying it's worth swiping for Turtle
Anonymous No.534284101
>>534283960
>no quality of life
No 32 slot bags?!
Anonymous No.534284120
>>534284048
too many buttons :(
Anonymous No.534284151
>>534283285
>5 stars on youtube
based
Anonymous No.534284172
>>534283964
it actually does tho
Anonymous No.534284173 >>534284249
P O C H I E...

T H U R S D A Y ! ! ! ! ! !
Anonymous No.534284195
>>534283974
she cute
Anonymous No.534284206 >>534284272
>>534284076
Look at their roadmap versus Epoch's
>>534279135
Ever hear the expression 'you get what you pay for' ?
Anonymous No.534284226
>>534283973
>like they resent that people actually want to play their fucking game.
They unironically do. They only planned to have enough players to field two raid teams plus a few players on the side, according to their own comments (so probably 100-200 players) with a peak of up to 2k players. And if you actually listen to Kaytotes during that one Q&A, he really does give off the impression that he HATES that the server is getting any kind of attention. It's actually kind of surreal to see a dev sound so.. exasperated about actually being more successful than planned.
Anonymous No.534284249 >>534284474
>>534284173
Pochie friday....
Anonymous No.534284272
>>534284206
That's Bronzebeard you faggot
Anonymous No.534284278 >>534285589
>>534284076
If enough of us roll on turtlefresh at once we can hijack turtle culture and push our own narratives.
Anonymous No.534284280 >>534284397 >>534284517 >>534284532
>>534283832
>go to turtle
>get permabanned for calling someone a tranny
>go to VVALLKRAFT
>get permabanned for not saying christ is king
Anonymous No.534284390 >>534284564
>>534283964
You're right. Thankfully he's one of the main VMaNGOS contributors and does objectively great work for Vanilla - so his product is good whether you like it or not.
YWNBAW btw.
Anonymous No.534284397 >>534284447
>>534284280
>go to epoch
>get permabanned for saying pregnant
Anonymous No.534284447 >>534284545
>>534284397
there's just nowhere for the GAMERS to go...
Anonymous No.534284469 >>534284520
>>534282215
lmao.
Anonymous No.534284474
>>534284249
pochie...

weekday!!!!
Anonymous No.534284509
>>534283473
original content (supposedly)
Anonymous No.534284517
>>534283942
>>534284280
>muh jesus
is this really the best smear campaign turtle trannies can come up with lol?
Anonymous No.534284520 >>534284560
>>534284469
its free of bamco
trust the plan
Anonymous No.534284532
>>534284280
What a fucked up world we live in
Anonymous No.534284545
>>534284447
Are there ANY servers where you can say gamer words?
Anonymous No.534284560
>>534284520
It's already out in China and they hate it
Anonymous No.534284564 >>534284634 >>534284725
>>534284390
>everyone BUT ME is a tranny

Ha, you wish
Anonymous No.534284634 >>534284819
>>534284564
>um actually you WISH I was the opposite gender
why are all trannies like this?
Anonymous No.534284725 >>534284819
>>534284564
Tranny lovers are just as bad as the troons themselves. You're one bad mental breakdown from transitioning.
Anonymous No.534284816 >>534284858
Guys why don't you start up a trans general and go their, /transmog/ or something
Anonymous No.534284819
>>534284725
Ohhh so now I'm a tranny lover? Keep moving the goalpost dicksucker

>>534284634
Im a tranny lover, now
Anonymous No.534284835
why the fuck is /xivg/ leaking again, go back with your "no u" back and forth you niggers
Anonymous No.534284858 >>534285167
>>534284816
>trans general
Anon, where do you think we are?
Anonymous No.534284904
ITS UP GOGOGO
Anonymous No.534284914 >>534285162
>push back relaunch by 72 hours to introduce 2 new starting zones that are inevitably bugged to shit
xd
Anonymous No.534285067 >>534285134 >>534286602
>>534283832
>anon i...
Anonymous No.534285134 >>534285928
>>534285067
Where's the lie?
Anonymous No.534285162 >>534285325
>>534284914
>starting zones bug out and crash the server on launch
>launch postponed another week
Anonymous No.534285167
>>534284858
Don't care, didn't ask, is my policy on whatever someone is, we are all united in seethe about epoch
Anonymous No.534285170 >>534285231
Gaytotes.
Anonymous No.534285231 >>534285472
>>534285170
don't lewd the biboo
Anonymous No.534285246
Servers up
Anonymous No.534285295
I feel like george, trying to play epoch but KAYTOTES HAS HIS FUCKING KNEE ON MY NECK AAAAAAASASSASSSSSSAAAAAASKDJIWOSOWKRIR82IEKRRPTOJEJDJSUWUSJ
Anonymous No.534285325 >>534285502
>>534285162
>start zones bug out and crash
>"its a quick fix it'll be back up shortly"
>radio silence for 24 hours
Anonymous No.534285353 >>534285420
there is no way they would release this on the weekend, right? has to come up sometime today or late in the night. right?!
Anonymous No.534285407
>>534284048
Malcolm X was based though. Any nigger who wants to separate their folk from the white folk is alright with me. Segregation was right all along and EU is currently learning it first hand. We are a decade away from Jim Crow 2 or Slavery 2 desu
Anonymous No.534285418
how is it possible these threads ALWAYS derail into tranny discussions? can you fucking americans shut the fuck up for once about trannies? have a dick dont have a dick who gives a fuck, shut the fuck up sit the fuck down and wait for the video game like the rest of us you fucking degenerates
Anonymous No.534285420
>>534285353
stealth launch 6pm saturday to prevent queues )))
Anonymous No.534285442 >>534285682 >>534285690
LUHMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Anonymous No.534285471
Who is your favorite horse? For me it's Gold Ship.
Anonymous No.534285472 >>534285639
>>534285231
fixed it for you
Anonymous No.534285481 >>534286024
im glad that a bunch of sissified troons wont get to cope by playing their AGP simulator.
the chance of killing themselves increases even if its by 0.00001%
Anonymous No.534285502
>>534285325
>update comes 30 hours later
>vibes are immaculate and the devs are working hard, another update tomorrow
>kaytotes forgets to hide his discord showing him on OW before sleeping
Anonymous No.534285589
>>534284278
Turtle is already chud-central.
Anonymous No.534285639
>>534285472
thank you
Anonymous No.534285674
What if there's no launcher update because the new zones were already in the current version
Anonymous No.534285682
>>534285442
Did you know one of the faggot CMs said this hasn't been changed because it's "more important that the devs are fixing the game." Imagine being a tranny CM and being unable to ask Chat GPT free how to edit the HTML to change the message which appears on your website, let alone just change it through whichever fucking retarded website design service they use.
Anonymous No.534285684
>DB completely fucked up after new patch
see you on turtle bros
Anonymous No.534285690
>>534285442
They can't even have someone take 5 minutes to change website, or put some news about the situation
All new people hearing about it and going to website think its up and go discord to ask same things over and over, is it up, why can't i register, and then mods get bitchy about everyone asking same questions
Anonymous No.534285928 >>534286037 >>534286145 >>534287036
>>534285134
>be me
>the member of le evil kike world goverment
>have absolute control over the world and zero reason to make myself known to people
>hmmm...what if we left...le hints XDDDD
>*starts to laugh like an anime villain and sharts xerself while cumming uncontrollably*
Anonymous No.534286024 >>534286142
>>534285481
What's with the chinese spam in discord?
I thought that was to trigger china's great firewall and fuck with the chinese
Anonymous No.534286034
>a couple days now

what a fucking shitshow
Anonymous No.534286037 >>534286186
>>534285928
I decipher le hints to prove i am worthy of joining the shadow council
Anonymous No.534286089
Servers will be coming up today. Have faith. They wont risk another weekend launch.
Anonymous No.534286108 >>534286357 >>534286510
They really don't have one dude who knows HTML? I haven't touched HTML in 16 years and I could probably edit that page.
Anonymous No.534286142 >>534286347
>>534286024
wrong pic
Anonymous No.534286145 >>534286457
>>534285928
if you solve their mysteries they send you warlock robes and a meeting address in the mail
Anonymous No.534286186
>>534286037
based christian baby sacrifice enjoyer
Anonymous No.534286347
>>534286142
its memeing because the things sound funny when translated to english
>login queue eternal
>pregnant man
>launch day myth
Anonymous No.534286357 >>534286413 >>534286430 >>534286456 >>534286524
>>534286108
it's trivial shit, it can be done in literal seconds. this took me 5 seconds with inspect element, would be even faster searching in the actual source code.
Anonymous No.534286413
>>534286357
now fix the server
Anonymous No.534286430
>>534286357
Why would you trust these faggots to deliver a decent server with their chronic poor communication and mismanagement?
Anonymous No.534286456
>>534286357
GAYTOTES
HIRE THIS MAN
Anonymous No.534286457
>>534286145
It's true, they sent me a decoder ring and I've yet to decipher it. So far all I've been able to parse is Drk Yu Oltne.
Anonymous No.534286510
>>534286108
you're not entitled to anything you tourist shit
Anonymous No.534286524
>>534286357
ULMETRS II?!
Anonymous No.534286602
>>534285067
And he's 100% right and you a literally a hylic that can't see it. Ears don't just magically heal like that and he displays ZERO scarring.
Anonymous No.534286605
>>534280867
oy, fuck it
Anonymous No.534286624 >>534286753 >>534286837 >>534287249
I am not joking about this by the way but they should give every existing account a pet for having to deal with all this shit.
Anonymous No.534286679
>>534281138
you might end up cutting more than you bargained for
Anonymous No.534286684 >>534286704
Im at the point where I don't even check when I see "it's up"
Anonymous No.534286704
>>534286684
I somehow always manage to check right before them
Anonymous No.534286735
it's up
Anonymous No.534286753
>>534286624
Woah calm down, just make everyone GM why don't you.
Anonymous No.534286793
Do you ever yearn, /epog/?
Anonymous No.534286837
>>534286624
i want my kaytoes sucked by Ross while I talk about how i want to make him boypregnant. nothing else will remedy my outrage
Anonymous No.534286859 >>534287008 >>534287330
>we got a special surprise from art and design!
>they spent the week making 2 new starter zones
>no one gives a fuck, open the servers cunt!
Anonymous No.534286874 >>534287014 >>534287137
>>534283832
>wallcraft
wooow BaSeD, too bad his server sucks and runs on the 1.12 client, and his promo videos are just overflowing with ultraschizo cringe shit. no one’s gonna play there, lol
Anonymous No.534286878
How do I get a femgnome girlfriend?
Anonymous No.534286916 >>534287005 >>534287020
No no, the new zones are nice. Doesn't excuse the launch issues but it is appreciated.
Anonymous No.534286952
I feel like those tourists that get tricked by the turkish ice cream guys over and over
Anonymous No.534287005
>>534286916
I liked screenshots of new zones.
Really cool.
Way better than new zones on turtle.
Anonymous No.534287008 >>534287118 >>534287330
>>534286859
It's all smoke and mirrors while they work on the server/database whatever.
Anonymous No.534287014
>>534286874
he's just the terry davis of private servers, too based for his own good.
Anonymous No.534287020 >>534287324
>>534286916
Yea but maybe not the best time to add them, its not even working yet and they add new stuff like that
Anonymous No.534287036
>>534285928
They don't even hide it anymore at this point. Your really do have to be a complete retard to not see it.
Anonymous No.534287064 >>534287194
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE
THE SERVER IS NOT GONNA LAUNCH
I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW AI SHOTA SLOPPAS EVERY THREAD
Anonymous No.534287118
>>534287008
there's a "mother of a virus" ripping through a major company file
Anonymous No.534287131
>>534283683
>after an hour in the queue i got in and was greeted ui graphical bugs to the point where i couldnt even find a way to get into the matchmaking
>set graphics settings and restart
>position in queue 220.000
Anonymous No.534287137
>>534286874
I read through the entire changelog earlier and loved pretty much everything I read.
The server is significantly higher quality than Epoch and isn't run by trannies like Turtle, so quite frankly I don't really see what the problem is here.
Anonymous No.534287194 >>534287339 >>534287376
>>534287064
fuck off pedo
Anonymous No.534287249
>>534286624
and "The Survivor" title at least
Anonymous No.534287324
>>534287020
My guess was that they were going to drop these zones at some point as a surprise during one of the later patches and moved it up as some kind of apology.
Anonymous No.534287327 >>534287402 >>534287450
status on dials?
Anonymous No.534287330
>>534286859
>>534287008
server launch delayed because items, quests and npcs in the new starting areas have a multitude of breaking bugs
thanks content team
Anonymous No.534287339
>>534287194
no u
Anonymous No.534287376
>>534287194
Lmao faggot tranny
Anonymous No.534287402
>>534287327
they added more dials nobody asked for so now they are cranking those
Anonymous No.534287450
>>534287327
TUNED
Anonymous No.534287515 >>534287743
>one more week passes
>ANY DAY NOW GUYS KEEP UP THE GOOD VIBES
>Blizzard announces official Classic+
>-ACK!
Anonymous No.534287581 >>534287663 >>534288365 >>534288524
only good thing to come out of this trainwreck for me is i have been spending more time outside walking 20k steps a day listening to audiobooks and podcasts for 2 weeks now and have already started losing a lot of weight. i urge every fatty to do the same. also eat less you fatso.
Anonymous No.534287585
@everyone
Bringing Gurubashi online for a quick test. If everything works as intended, we will start the countdown to a full launch. :epog:
Anonymous No.534287663
>>534287581
>going outside
fuck that
Anonymous No.534287718 >>534287827
>couple of days
they're really going for a saturday evening "stealth" launch LMAO, these retards keep on bringing the meme content
Anonymous No.534287743 >>534287804 >>534287897
>>534287515
No one's playing Blizzards Classic+ after the garbage that was SoD, retard.
Anonymous No.534287804
>>534287743
You underestimate the power of streamers and overestimate the average classic player's standarts
Anonymous No.534287827
>>534287718
If nobody's able to get in because the servers crash from being flooded with connections, that's basically the same as being extremely stealthy.
Anonymous No.534287881 >>534287919
>"stealth" launch
>server is flooded anyway cause people will immediately found out anyway
Are they completely retarded?
Anonymous No.534287883 >>534288101 >>534288250
is enchanting worthless if you cba spamming trade with LFW?
Anonymous No.534287897
>>534287743
>No one's playing Blizzards Classic+

normies will, they enjoy slop. us ultra elite gamers will stick to private servers.
Anonymous No.534287898
the problem wasn't the high queues it was that the queues affected the main server for some reason. If that's resolved they can just turn it on and keep it running which is the standard blizzard / wow experience. Sadly I think the content crashes and other crashes at unexpected times will delay the shit out of the server as it would need to be manually resolved
Anonymous No.534287919
>>534287881
When kaytotes didn't @everyone in discord the server had like 1500 people playing when he stealth launched tests
Anonymous No.534287981 >>534288018 >>534288457
>"stealth" launch
>7 different websites just tracking server/launcher status
im sure it will work out how they expect
Anonymous No.534288018 >>534288142 >>534288215
>>534287981
and not a single one is capable of tracking the server status because the server ip's are not static
Anonymous No.534288093
>>534282034
>PSO2
Man...now that bring me back memories..PSO2 during the COVID was ultra comfy, was the only MMO were I made legit friends and spent more time doing social gatherings than content, I have was around when one of our club members "married" some gal in our base, good times.NGS is so shite in comparison
Anonymous No.534288101 >>534288250
>>534287883
there's staves and (more) wands to craft and sell on the AH if you're antisocial but yeah you're not getting your money's worth if you don't peddle your wares in the city
Anonymous No.534288142 >>534288197
>>534288018
I thought it was an in house server? So the proxy varies? or is the server a paid service but the testing servers are in house?
Anonymous No.534288191 >>534288239 >>534288321 >>534288334 >>534288394 >>534288448 >>534289050 >>534289362 >>534290689
I've already made my intentions clear once before but I feel like stating this again because some of you are upset of the "couple of days" timeline


Kaytroon is a smug fucking nigger. I'm aware of an exploit that will crash the server and currently cannot be logged properly. I will not allow this server to get up off the ground.
You niggers wanna post your faggot fucking vibe updates and string me along for fucking weeks, I promise you, I will humiliate you even more than you've already done to yourself.

Sorry to everyone else here, even the tranime posters.
I'm taking this personal. Plus they're faggots from the EU.
Anonymous No.534288197
>>534288142
they removed the proxy due to "performance concerns" :)
i thought it was inhouse too but i'm not certain about it anymore
Anonymous No.534288215 >>534288631
>>534288018
I thought they just pinged the domain / made the same call the launcher makes
Anonymous No.534288239
>>534288191
You're lying or this is a copypasta shitpost but it would be funny if this happened
Anonymous No.534288250
>>534287883
>>534288101
Why didn't the nerds just add velum from Wotlk.
Anonymous No.534288257 >>534288315 >>534288327 >>534288441
>just want to play WoW again
>get called tourist, tranny, retard, etc
Anonymous No.534288297 >>534288329 >>534288381 >>534288521 >>534288597 >>534288671
Class for this feel?
Anonymous No.534288315 >>534288848
>>534288257
when did you play last?
Anonymous No.534288321
>>534288191
i don't believe you but i want to believe you. please god let this be real. i want to see this server crash and burn for what they have done to us.
Anonymous No.534288327
>>534288257
Why do you care what people call you, just play the fucking game retard
Anonymous No.534288329
>>534288297
Any on kezan.
Anonymous No.534288334
>>534288191
based do it.
Anonymous No.534288365 >>534288436
>>534287581
If I walk outside for too long, I will be shanked. Sorry
Anonymous No.534288381
>>534288297
turtlewow
Anonymous No.534288390 >>534288530
>>534283683
open beta my ass you can't actually play unless you've preordered the game, all you can do is go to the shooting range and thats it
Anonymous No.534288394
>>534288191
>dude my dad works at Epoch I know a secret UNTRACABLE crash
kill yourself retard
Anonymous No.534288426 >>534288574
>Me falling for "IT'S UP" posters every time
Anonymous No.534288436
>>534288365
>I will be shanked

do you live in mordor or what
Anonymous No.534288441
>>534288257
i know it's like you get to experience the game again feels great doesn't it?
Anonymous No.534288448 >>534288935
>>534288191
first second generation private server crasher
Anonymous No.534288457
>>534287981
You really think there will be the same amount of people if people know the exact time it will be up and get to plan to sit down for it?
Anonymous No.534288521
>>534288297
Dps warrior
Anonymous No.534288524 >>534288612
>>534287581
where should i walk?
Anonymous No.534288530 >>534288783
>>534288390
wrong
you can't play, even with preorder
you need access code which is gated behind twitch drops
Anonymous No.534288574
>>534288426
one time it will be up!
Anonymous No.534288597
>>534288297
class/thing i don't like.
Anonymous No.534288606 >>534288683
>playing tranny bf6 when bf1 exists
Anonymous No.534288612
>>534288524
in the woods or close to nature
Anonymous No.534288631
>>534288215
realm ip's are fetched after you login and get past the queue to the point where it says "fetching realm list"
the queue is currently set to not accept any connections so we never get to that point
Anonymous No.534288652
tauri legion when
Anonymous No.534288671
>>534288297
Frost mage on Gurubashi, once they get Ice Lance
Anonymous No.534288683
>>534288606
>playing tranny bf1 when bf3 exists
Anonymous No.534288696 >>534288750 >>534289165 >>534289214
>epoop has an aoe cap
once people realize this mage is absolutely going to be one of the least popular classes
Anonymous No.534288706
discord gonna get locked again i reckon lmao
Anonymous No.534288720 >>534288791
COUPLE OF DAYS
Anonymous No.534288750 >>534289214
>>534288696
They're already are.
Anonymous No.534288783 >>534288854
>>534288530
what the hell is a twitch drop
Anonymous No.534288791
>>534288720
its a rought ETA for announcement
let them cook
Anonymous No.534288848
>>534288315
2012
Anonymous No.534288854
>>534288783
where Amazon forces you to watch one of their pro israel streamers for several hours to qualify for a random chance at receiving a video game related reward
Anonymous No.534288935
>>534288448
hes a hacker that hacks project epoch for fun. dont play with fire, kid or you will end up in The List
Anonymous No.534288942
two more weeks
Anonymous No.534289050
>>534288191
uh based?
Anonymous No.534289165 >>534289214
>>534288696
they already are you can't cheat or exploit as a mage anymore.
Anonymous No.534289214 >>534289303
>>534288696
>>534288750
>>534289165
What's the aoe cap?
Anonymous No.534289286 >>534289330
>>534283960
>real coffee mugs
soul
>ingame bags
soulless
Anonymous No.534289303 >>534289498
>>534289214
10
Anonymous No.534289330
>>534289286
they explicitly said no bags, which gives me a little hope
Anonymous No.534289362 >>534289458 >>534289574 >>534289830
>>534288191
based anon
smug morons must suffer
Anonymous No.534289402 >>534289472 >>534289503 >>534289601 >>534290254
"couple" of days status?
Anonymous No.534289458 >>534289634
>>534289362
>i'm in
Anonymous No.534289472 >>534289601 >>534289963 >>534290179
>>534289402
"Couple" is anything below 100 you entitled tourist.
Anonymous No.534289498 >>534289680 >>534291559
>>534289303
So I'll be able to tag and kill only 10 murlocs instead of 15?
It's fucking over, I'm going back to turdle.
Anonymous No.534289503
>>534289402
It's just a couple. Don't be so GREEDY, anon.
Anonymous No.534289558
Can I get a vibe check?
Anonymous No.534289574
>>534289362
yjk...
why are wh*te w*men like this?
Anonymous No.534289601 >>534289963
>>534289472
>>534289402
Couple is any number divisible by 2.
Anonymous No.534289634
>>534289458
kek
Anonymous No.534289680
>>534289498
Also you'll have to grind outside instead of becoming a ZF hikikomori at 42.
Anonymous No.534289830
>>534289362
damn they start early don't they
Anonymous No.534289963 >>534290032 >>534290075 >>534290167
>>534289472
>>534289601
"couple" literally means 2 you indiots
Anonymous No.534290032
>>534289963
>complaining about free thing
you're not entitled to anything
Anonymous No.534290075
>>534289963
@grok is this true?
Anonymous No.534290098 >>534290313
I'm not inviting gnomes to my groups
Anonymous No.534290167
>>534289963
In epochspeak "soon" is 23 hours so "couple" can easily be 8 days.
Anonymous No.534290179
>>534289472
>can i get a couple of apples
>he gives you 99 apples
Anonymous No.534290180
raids being 25-man is great for professionfags, better odds of getting recipes
Anonymous No.534290250
Let.
Them.
Cook.
Anonymous No.534290254
>>534289402
just add a couple days to everything they say to avoid worst disappointment
Anonymous No.534290313
>>534290098
Good, more femgnome erp for me. Sit faggot.
Anonymous No.534290359 >>534290409 >>534290556 >>534290616 >>534290624 >>534290823 >>534290932 >>534292542
Anonymous No.534290362
fuck i'm idiot
bye
Anonymous No.534290409
>>534290359
>Devs change release date out of spite
I fucking hate discord trannies so much.
Anonymous No.534290556
>>534290359
If i was devs i would just laugh at that, they'll probaly be seething though and having a tantrum

everything they post becomes a meme
Anonymous No.534290616 >>534290767 >>534291215
>>534290359
>why do they have a 2h time out on posting and ban-happy CMs?
Next time someone asks this question - I'post your pic.
Anonymous No.534290624 >>534290767
>>534290359
I'd fuck these "people" over as well. They should delay the release to be post turtle fresh so I don't have to play with these manchildren.
Anonymous No.534290630 >>534290726
>misgender tranny guildies intentionally
>get perm banned
Ladies and gentlemen, turtle wow.
Anonymous No.534290668
chud to trans pipeline is real
Anonymous No.534290689
>>534288191
thanks god we have debugger
Anonymous No.534290726
>>534290630
>I broke the rules intentionally
>why did I get punished?
are you that dense?
Anonymous No.534290767 >>534290905
Look at those faggots and laugh:
>>534290624
>>534290616
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.534290823
>>534290359
The pruning takes longer because they're looking if they can match discord user names with account names to ban the people spamming garbage
Anonymous No.534290871
>Imagine being Epoch players and be all like "damn, Kaytotes, your server's fuckin' fine, all stable with your flying dogs and goldfarmer exploits. I would totally have memorable raid experiences with you, both my character and the real me" when all they really want to do is gank in Westfall. Like seriously imagine having to be Epoch players and not only sit in that general while the discord mods flaunt their disgusting posting privileges in front of you, the favorable reaction emojis barely concealing their reddit humor and 20 year old retail trailers, and just sit there, login after login, hour after hour, while they perfected their spiel. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking queues but their attitude as everyone on the discord tells them they STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CLASSIC WOW LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their amateurish fucking discord poll contort into types of narratives you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been grinding nothing but a diet of TurtleWoW and Season of Discovery and later MoP Classic for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in EU West. You've never even seen anything this fucking degenerate before, and now you swear you can taste the botfarm that's breaking out on their sporadic test launches as they put it up for 15 minutes to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to pay nothing to sit there and revel in their "immersive (for that is what they call it)" login screen, the login screen they used all their server infrastructure budget on in the previous months. And then Kaytotes calls for another 24 hours to post the next 24 hour update, and you know you could kill every single person in this discord before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking main tank. You're not going to lose your future Thunderfury over this. Just bear it. Hide your tears and bear it.
Anonymous No.534290905
>>534290767
this website is 18+
Anonymous No.534290932 >>534292039
>>534290359
This players you will play with. Do lfg with them. Some of them will be your guild master.
Anonymous No.534290935
>one toon named "Silverleaf"
>attempt to login
>instead of disconnect message get something about account details incorrect
They deleted my account. FUCK YOU ROSS
Anonymous No.534291091
I'm gonna corpsecamp newfags all day when they open registerations.
Anonymous No.534291215 >>534291289
>>534290616
>why do they have a 2h time out on posting and ban-happy CMs?
Because you should not act like a smug cunt when you have no skill as a coder and can't communicate even with your team members.
Anonymous No.534291289
>>534291215
hi Inex, hope you fucking kill yourself
Anonymous No.534291345 >>534291402 >>534291512 >>534291913 >>534292137
the fact that theyre just ignoring the calls for a third server tells me this next launch wont go well even if it goes better
Anonymous No.534291347
Well?
Anonymous No.534291351 >>534291430 >>534302097
>/epog/ actually defends trannie-jannies
lol
Anonymous No.534291402
>>534291345
they will reevaluate a third server once the 2nd launch failed :^)
Anonymous No.534291430 >>534291721
>>534291351
you defend twitch emote spamming redditors
Anonymous No.534291441
I'll be playing wallcraft for the next week
later faggots
Anonymous No.534291512 >>534291978 >>534292132
>>534291345
the servers have been offline for 11 days now

At this rate I dont think they will need to open up any other servers because by now a lot of people already left
Anonymous No.534291559
>>534289498
aoe cap isn't the only thing. spells cost more mana, mobs have new ai stop them clumping up and just start flying at you if they cant get to you. mobs have new abilities, deathgrip, spear pull, net throw, stun, fear, slow, blink, change places. one of the devs has a major rage boner agaisnt mages. check the dev logs.
Anonymous No.534291589
>an actual Eflop (Epoop) discord jannie is in this thread right now
Anonymous No.534291651
still, not a single reaction from kaytotes.
just say fuck it, little man.
nuke the servers and blame your users for your inadequacies.
Ross No.534291690 >>534291824 >>534291836 >>534292252
Let's talk about what we're gonna do when the launch happens. Something positive for a change guys.
Anonymous No.534291721 >>534291830 >>534291856
>>534291430
Anonymous No.534291824 >>534291918
>>534291690
I'm gonna make a new character and check out these new start zones, I am positive it will break the game
Anonymous No.534291830
>>534291721
Back to your gurucord quarantine, white nigger.
Anonymous No.534291836
>>534291690
keep shitposting ITT because it's gonna be crashing every 10 mins
Anonymous No.534291856
>>534291721
I'm banned from the discord fyi, retard
Anonymous No.534291863
why can't the jannies own the libs..chuds by banning everyone who uses mpreg or any other reddit approved meme. let's witness the seething.
Anonymous No.534291873
>>534283960
epoch doesn't want to improve your quality of life.
Anonymous No.534291913 >>534293051
>>534291345
dont worry they will open a poll for it in 72h after kezan crashes again
Ross No.534291918 >>534291971 >>534292134 >>534292438
>>534291824
I wanna be gnome because the starting zone is kind of Kezan like. But all the pedophiles like being gnome so I'm not too sure.
Anonymous No.534291971
>>534291918
Loving femgnomes does not make me a pedophile ToT
Anonymous No.534291978 >>534292156 >>534296423
>>534291512
>a lot of people already left
Already left WHERE exactly? There's nowhere for them to go to.
They will come running as soon as the news spreads that the servers are back up.
Anonymous No.534292012 >>534292098 >>534292118 >>534292120 >>534292231
Did all of you life long wow players play through all the starting zones of each race? Or do you guys have a set race for each faction like undead human and you never deviate.
Anonymous No.534292039
>>534290932
>Some of them will be your guild master.
But I'm not even on the discord..
Anonymous No.534292042 >>534292090 >>534292257
Anonymous No.534292090
>>534292042
Just ignore this halfbreed mexican. He is seeking for attention.
Anonymous No.534292098
>>534292012
I have never done a single quest in mulgore in my life
Anonymous No.534292118
>>534292012
all zones multiple times
Anonymous No.534292120
>>534292012
I wanna play through each race and class then select but that's like a weeks worth of work... Wish there was a demo area like Lost Ark...now thats a fun game it's like diablo but fun it's like an mmo but fun
Anonymous No.534292132 >>534292223 >>534292259 >>534292318
>>534291512
theyve said server capacity is 5k each now
like 30k people were trying queue up on the first launch
so if we are generous and say literally half of them disappeared, thats still 5k people stuck in queue on second launch and we are also assuming servers dont shit themselves like last time
Anonymous No.534292134 >>534292227
>>534291918
>But all the pedophiles like being gnome so I'm not too sure.
I thought they liked sexing gnomes not being them?
Anonymous No.534292137
>>534291345
well tbf, they never said they will be proving server cluster the size of china blizz branch for 100k rejects
Anonymous No.534292156
>>534291978
>There's nowhere for them to go to.
I imagine a lot of them are just waiting for Turtle's new server at this point. It's what I'm doing at least.
Anonymous No.534292204
>can't play epoch
guess I'll suck the BBC+
Anonymous No.534292223 >>534292318
>>534292132
10k could be online if guru works
Anonymous No.534292227 >>534292284
>>534292134
Every white man would love to sex a femgnome. Stop lying to yourself.
Anonymous No.534292231
>>534292012
i've only played the undead and blood elf zones.
Anonymous No.534292252 >>534292394
>>534291690
Im still on the edge about Explorer's contract. give me some opinions
Anonymous No.534292257
>>534292042
>turns on microwave
>kezan goes down
Anonymous No.534292259 >>534292404
>>534292132
That 5k figure was when they disabled a heap of shit too (the queue system, chat channels, etc.)

I don't think they'll be able to manage 5k players on the re-launch with all of that enabled.
Anonymous No.534292284 >>534292359
>>534292227
Are you a women? Hello there.
Anonymous No.534292296 >>534292442 >>534292540 >>534292809 >>534293167
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIMME POCHIEEEE
I WANT POCHIE RIGHT NYOOOWWWW OR I SWEAR I WILL CUT MYSELF AGAINNNNN

YOU DID THIS TO ME CRINGETOTES
I'M LEARNING HEX MAGIC ON /x/ AS I TYPE THIS YOU ARE FKED YOU HEAR ME?? I WIL CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR OFFSPRINGGGG!!! GIMMEE POCHIE RN GIVE IT I NEED IT I'M A MAZED JUNKIE PLS PLS PLS I NEED MY FIX BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.534292315
>have 8 rank 1 titles but not rolling on guru
You will be spared
Anonymous No.534292318
>>534292223
>>534292132

forget that I am idiot you already said it
Anonymous No.534292359
>>534292284
>a women
Hop off, saar.
Anonymous No.534292394 >>534292574
>>534292252
each non-exploration exp you gain you stab yourself using a toothpick
Anonymous No.534292404 >>534292501
>>534292259
those subsystems "shouldn't" really affect the performance (much at all). if they do, -that- is the problem
Anonymous No.534292429
>immaculate vibes
Anonymous No.534292438
>>534291918
It won't take that much to get a human or nelf to the gnome starting zone. Even less so for dwarves obviously.
Anonymous No.534292442
>>534292296
Here’s your pochie, bwo.
Anonymous No.534292501 >>534292558
>>534292404
The biggest contributor to the issues from what I saw the other day was the proxy they're using. That might not be something they can just keep disabled for launch without consequences.
Anonymous No.534292540
>>534292296
Deca......
Anonymous No.534292542
>>534290359
Seeing this community meltdown has been hilarious.
Anonymous No.534292558 >>534292882
>>534292501
if they disable the proxy how else will they ban VPN users?
Anonymous No.534292565
>even BBC+ can't figure it's shit out
Anonymous No.534292574
>>534292394
>ouchie
also what IS the 'exploration' exp, feels like there is big chuck of puzzle missing. if they actually added some special actions or events belong to it, that would be cool but I doubt they got that far
Anonymous No.534292667
>boss they're getting rowdy agin
>ok send an update, things are great, update soon
Anonymous No.534292681 >>534292717 >>534292847
>twow devs in private chats laughing about how epoch doesn't have DDOS protection and cannot afford it

This is gonna be BAD
Anonymous No.534292693 >>534292829
Why are you guys even here, what are you waiting for at this point, for them to bring up the servers for 10 minutes only to bring them down for another week because of their retarded coding?
Anonymous No.534292716 >>534292838 >>534302276
this is the best private server by far.
Anonymous No.534292717 >>534293096 >>534293213
>>534292681
Epoch devs are soft
Weak...
Anonymous No.534292772
>>534282452
Who tf wants to wait that long. Youre mentally ill anon. Putting A rootkit in ur pc and also waiting for that queue
Anonymous No.534292809
>>534292296
She doesn't say that...
Anonymous No.534292829
>>534292693
waitting for them to get ddos'd by turtle after fixing everything.
Anonymous No.534292838 >>534292939
>>534292716
Shame about the ridiculous cash shop, look at this shit.
Anonymous No.534292847 >>534292956 >>534292972 >>534292978 >>534293120
>>534292681
why would someone ddos a private wow server
Anonymous No.534292882 >>534293631
>>534292558
Honestly that's another reason why I'm not that interested in Epoch. I pretty much need to use a VPN service to shave off a ton of latency (I live in Australia and using one takes me from 320ms down to about 260ms), and if they commit to enforcing the VPN ban and don't even bother getting around to setting up whatever whitelist they were talking about having, then I really am just better off with another server.
I get the reasoning for banning VPN usage, but at this rate I don't think they're even going to bother with that whitelist given that they STILL haven't bothered to even set up a basic bot to deal with the spam on their Discord server.
Anonymous No.534292912 >>534293148
>Turtle rushing a freshy
>asscension rushing bbc release
Anonymous No.534292939 >>534293273
>>534292838
yea it's fully pay 2 win, I won't even argue. only one with competent coders but fully cash grab. it's a shame.
Anonymous No.534292956
>>534292847
1. it's funny
2. these devs are faggots
3. autism

Now, I'm not advocating someone does that but the second someone gets corpsecamped or ninjalooted some autismo will definitely want to take down the whole thing
Anonymous No.534292972
>>534292847
Money retard. Turtle makes like 100k each month. You really think they would allow a direct competitor to be a success? The same team which heavily brigades any social media in relation to private servers?
Anonymous No.534292978
>>534292847
Its competition, they ddos it then offer to help and take over

pserver mafia
Anonymous No.534293051
>>534291913
>"stealth" relaunch
>it fucking crashes
>"uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh we'll need another couple of days to got the logs and then another couple of days to develop the tools to work with the logs and then another couple of days to sort the logs and then uuuuuuhhhhhhh"
Anonymous No.534293096
>>534292717
now I want epoch to win these guys sound like total pricks and china slaves
Anonymous No.534293120
>>534292847
They don't like the owner,
but more likely it's just money pservers generate a lot of money.
places like warmane and ascension and turtle are businesses first and not hobby projects and becasue it's all legally grey anyway the people you fuck over have no legal protection so you're essentially free to do it.
Anonymous No.534293148 >>534293317
>>534292912
Afraid of what? Non functional servers? Pets that don't work? Custom content that completely falls off a cliff post level 20 cause that's when the guy who made all their stuff left the team?

You could ask ChatGPT to WoW server roleplay with you for a better experience than the literally nothing epoch has.
Anonymous No.534293167 >>534293393
>>534292296
impostor
Anonymous No.534293213
>>534292717
turtle shills are totally organic though :^)
shenna and crogge wouldn't do slimy shit behind the scene would they?
Anonymous No.534293271 >>534293436 >>534293509
holy shit pserver mafia...
I may hate poochie but now I want them to win.
Fuck it pooochie GANBARE
Anonymous No.534293273 >>534293395
>>534292939
you see anon the joke was I posted a picture of turtle's cash shop haha
But yeah Ascension is super jewish but they have the best servers, a shame indeed.
Anonymous No.534293317
>>534293148
and they still FEAR
Anonymous No.534293340
these are the king of cool augments you get on BBC+
Anonymous No.534293342 >>534293459 >>534296351
>impatient tourists quit
>only neet chuds left
>troon devs scared to turn the servers on
Anonymous No.534293347
I'd still rather play Pochie
Anonymous No.534293393
>>534293167
Anonymous No.534293394 >>534293460 >>534293664 >>534296995
Did ascension / poochie ddos other pservers? like warmane, gummy, etc?
Anonymous No.534293395
>>534293273
I chuckled at first, but then i realized you were right.
Anonymous No.534293436
>>534293271
Make pserver mafia afraid, nigero mafia!
Anonymous No.534293459
>>534293342
>shit we are going to need some bigger admin tools
Anonymous No.534293460
>>534293394
pochie devs can't even keep their own server online to begin with
Anonymous No.534293509 >>534293686
>>534293271
mafia is going too far, they're just a bunch of script kiddies who wont suffer consequences and stand to benefit if competitors get ddos'd constantly.
Anonymous No.534293631 >>534293896
>>534292882
a vpn isn't going to reduce your latency as a matter of fact. the latency from the vpn to the server might be lower but you still have to route from you to your vpn. it technically could if your vpn has better routing to that specific server than your isp but that's not at all guaranteed.
Anonymous No.534293664
>>534293394
poochie devs cant even load their own server it's a waste of time, plus they lack a shop so the motivation isn't their.
Ascension has no competition.
Warmanes been around so long they probably have.
No one is ddosing gummy but gummy.
Anonymous No.534293686 >>534294034
>>534293509
twow devs finna send pipe bombs to kaytotes if the server comes online before 17th... this is getting interesting. Wow is already a nerd thing, but a private server is like super nerd. Weird seeing kid inside locker act like tony soprano .. a trans tony soprano actually.
Anonymous No.534293896
>>534293631
Yeah that's what I mean, I use it more as a proxy to essentially 'force' a better route than what I'd get otherwise (international routes tend to be far from optimal from Australia). I wouldn't bother if it didn't produce a noticeably difference.
Anonymous No.534293948
>Vibes : IMMACULATE
>ETA : Any day now
>Authentication server : ON
>Kezan : OFF
>Gurabashi : OFF
>Account registration : DISABLED
>Max uptime : ONE HOUR
>General chat cool down on discord : TWO HOURS
>Man : PREGNANT
YEP ITS EPOCH TIME
Anonymous No.534294034 >>534294220
>>534293686
they might have one planned but i honestly think they don't need to. epoch launch has been so disastrous I think they've basically did it to themselves. anyone still interested in epoch was going to be play on it even if kaytotes called them all niggers.
they can just launch a new server and collect based off the fact they're far more stable and i hate to say it professional.
when your enemies fucking up do nothing I guess.
Anonymous No.534294114
Server going up in 5 hours
t. felt it in the aether
Anonymous No.534294186 >>534294245
So what's the plan?
WAR
Anonymous No.534294215
>>534281893
based answer
Anonymous No.534294220 >>534294326
>>534294034
I wish kaytotes called everyone niggers, the reddit dad gamers and trannies would insta /leave.
Anonymous No.534294241 >>534294330 >>534295884
watching the subreddit get increasingly irate is very amusing
Anonymous No.534294245 >>534294348
>>534294186
yikes
kazumok tier post
Anonymous No.534294326
>>534294220
i think kaytotes could delay the launch to the 17th a day after ambershill and still probably be dealing with 20k.
Anonymous No.534294330
>>534294241
Kay will use this as an excuse for not launching the server.
Anonymous No.534294348
>>534294245
what's a kazumok
Anonymous No.534294529 >>534294586
Kaytotes will shut down Epoch to play GTA6
Anonymous No.534294571 >>534294675 >>534294697 >>534294729
Anonymous No.534294586
>>534294529
kaytotes will shut down epoch if you upset him
Anonymous No.534294675
>>534294571
do these retarded redditors actually belive they're working 16hr days fixing issues and not queueing dps in OW2?
Anonymous No.534294697
>>534294571
Reminder that this fag dropped Epoch and started shilling for Turtle the day after the failed launch on his stream and is now larping as some diehard fan.
Anonymous No.534294729 >>534294823 >>534295402
>>534294571
>Hey bro I've got this game I want to give you.
>come back tomorrow
>come back tomorrow
>11 days later
>WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GETTING IRRITATED WITH ME? I WAS GIVING IT TO YOU FOR FREE UNGRATEFUL BASTARD
Anonymous No.534294823 >>534294953
>>534294729
>falling for the same thing 13 times
that's on you
Anonymous No.534294873
devs salty confirmed
no server until people learn how to behave
Anonymous No.534294892 >>534295126
i dont have an account i just like hanging out with you guys
Anonymous No.534294898 >>534295010 >>534295043
As long as the shop only sells cosmetics this may be the world's first non pay to win classic+ server.
Anonymous No.534294953
>>534294823
Not me I realized it was cooked after the weekend failure.
Anonymous No.534295010 >>534295120 >>534295373 >>534295593
>>534294898
>world's first non pay to win classic+ server
turtlewow doesnt sell any p2w items though?
Anonymous No.534295043 >>534295120
>>534294898
and SoD?
Anonymous No.534295048 >>534296570
>zyn menthol ice previously known as Volt Deep Freeze before rebranding to appeal to amerimutts pouch behind the lip
>white monster stocked up
>cheeseburger-commin'home.mp4 blasting
>gvrvbashi
>kaytotes is still a fag and wont let us game
Anonymous No.534295120 >>534295179 >>534295848
>>534295010
>>534295043
*ahem* pay for convenience is also pay to win
Anonymous No.534295126
>>534294892
no-accounter, get his ass
Anonymous No.534295179 >>534295263
>>534295120
I agree but SoD didn't have a cash shop
Anonymous No.534295263 >>534296284
>>534295179
well atleast epoch doesn't have a monthly sub
Anonymous No.534295370
Bros? Where are you?
Anonymous No.534295373
>>534295010
LOL
Anonymous No.534295402
>>534294729
The devs don't owe us anything

We also don't owe them anything as well, so if we want to fucking shit on them, we will

Not hard to figure out. The fact that it's a free game doesn't make it immune from criticism, especially considering the fact that you CAN'T PLAY IT
Anonymous No.534295441
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.534295593 >>534295663 >>534295682 >>534295848 >>534296343
>>534295010
>Bros just don't buy the mobile vendor, repair, bank, auction house, mail and respec it's just convenience!
Anonymous No.534295663 >>534296334
>>534295593
>buy convenience items
>suddenly start doing 15% more DPS
holy shit
Anonymous No.534295682
>>534295593
can't forget the extra hearthstone [spoiler with 50% cd[/spoiler] or portable moonwell!
Anonymous No.534295708 >>534297053
Anonymous No.534295718
poochie thursday
nothings going my way
forgotten tragedy
it only rains on me
but i'm still breathin'
will this day ever end
its only thursday
Anonymous No.534295812 >>534295974
Fuck its been nearly two weeks focused on this fucking shitshow
Anonymous No.534295848 >>534296031
>>534295593
>>534295120
How exactly do you "win" by being able to repair anywhere or having a slightly bigger bag?
Anonymous No.534295884
>>534294241
Maybe go back and stay there?
Anonymous No.534295974 >>534296436
>>534295812
Yeah, i love this shit, peak comedy.
Anonymous No.534296031
>>534295848
why are you pretending to be this stupid?
Anonymous No.534296115
I won't play Turtle until they give me a real 0.5x experience.
Anonymous No.534296116
we'll all look back on this and laugh when epoch devs figure out how to make a cash shop
Anonymous No.534296127 >>534296339 >>534296352
>epoch devs are baiting me into spamming the nword in discord

someone control me please
Anonymous No.534296284 >>534298347
>>534295263
Touche.
Anonymous No.534296334
>>534295663
dps only means saved time
Anonymous No.534296339
>>534296127
Be the retard you are destined to be
Anonymous No.534296343
>>534295593
Yes? Just how brown are you that you think otherwise?
Anonymous No.534296351
>>534293342
>>impatient tourists quit
I wish
Anonymous No.534296352
>>534296127
don't do it bro... epoch friday...
Anonymous No.534296423 >>534296670
>>534291978
Somewhere else.

11 days of downtime is an absolute nuke for a project like this.

Of course there will still be plenty of people who will play and servers will be full but the days of tens of thousands of people trying to login at the same time are over now. Even when they re-enable registrations it isn't going to be the second huge flood of people like some think it will be.
Anonymous No.534296436
>>534295974
I've been enjoying how ridiculous this launch has been but I would've still liked to play the fucking thing by now.
Anonymous No.534296570
>>534295048
>odens extreme cold dry in upper lip
>fridge stocked with es energy drink
>Γ€hlΓ€m sΓ€hlΓ€m kebab delivery on speedcall
>gvrvbashi
IT'S GAMING TIME :-DDD
Anonymous No.534296623
>haven't committed to any other game for 2 weeks because poochie might come out any day now
The damage this server caused on people is stupid
Anonymous No.534296649 >>534296712
All that portable bank and vendor shit on turtle is one reason I won't touch it. I would never buy it but it sickens me that it even exists and I would have to play alongside people who think thats acceptable
Anonymous No.534296670 >>534296928 >>534296981 >>534296993 >>534297369 >>534297715
>>534296423
If you go by the last stress test the server already shed half the population
It struggled to reach to 5k pop with just kezan up
Anonymous No.534296712
>>534296649
Even retail isnt as bad with monetization.
Anonymous No.534296792 >>534296914 >>534297062
Anonymous No.534296798
>ascension has a cash shop item that lets your turn in quests from anywhere and also lets you accept any dungeon quests you're currently in
Anonymous No.534296914
>>534296792
Anonymous No.534296928
>>534296670
we cannot unfortunately it's only natural that people stopped giving a shit about kaytotes pop quizes.
Anonymous No.534296957 >>534297125 >>534297602
Pill me on garrote silence
>minor damage (700-900 over time)
>3 second silence
>must be in stealth AND behind target
>same cost as cheap shot
Why would you use this over cheapshot in any situation?
Why 3 second silence when I could have 5 second stun?
>muh damage
Few extra auto attacks you get in with cheap shot well compensates for that and most likely will end up outperforming garrote damage.
Anonymous No.534296981 >>534297369 >>534297630
>>534296670

well it was up at like 1 am on a weekday to essentially stress test. most of these tourists aren't going to bother getting on.
Anonymous No.534296993
>>534296670
>server hit 5k 20 minutes after a discord ping in the middle of the night for NA and work hours for EU
anon...
Anonymous No.534296995 >>534297358
>>534293394
I dont think ascension has to. And they dont seem the type that would. However.. you never know appearances lie. Pochie has no money to pay for a ddos. Lmao.
The ones that DO have money and has a history of being slimy cretins is turtle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
Anonymous No.534297053
>>534295708
they should call their wow token a 'vibes' token
Anonymous No.534297054 >>534297096 >>534297104
sally is made for etc
https://files.catbox.moe/trq3z7.jpg
Anonymous No.534297062
>>534296792
me when someone stops replying to me (it means I won)
Anonymous No.534297096
>>534297054
Only subhuman niggers think this is okay.
Anonymous No.534297104
>>534297054
god I love anal sex
Anonymous No.534297125 >>534297420
>>534296957

because mages are faggots and can blink out of stun.you can also stack bleed rupture and get their shield down if you think they'll pop it (they will almost immediately out of habit after blinking) which you can LoS and reset stealth.
Anonymous No.534297358 >>534297551 >>534298446
>>534296995
FUARK I HATE TURTLE NOW
Kill Turtle. Behead Turtle. Roundhouse kick a Turtle into the concrete. Slam dunk a Turtle baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Turtles. Defecate in a Turtle's food. Launch Turtle into the sun. Stir fry Turtle in a wok. Toss Turtle into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Turtle's gas tank. Judo throw Turtles into a wood chipper. Twist Turtles heads off. Report Turtle to the IRS. Karate chop Turtle in half. Curb stomp pregnant Turtles. Trap Turtle in quicksand. Crush Turtle in the trash compactor. Liquefy Turtle in a vat of acid. Eat Turtle. Dissect Turtle. Exterminate Turtle in the gas chamber. Stomp Turtle skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Turtle in the oven. Lobotomize Turtle. Mandatory abortions for Turtle. Grind Turtle fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Turtle in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Turtle with a ray gun. Kick old Turtle down the stairs. Feed Turtle to devouring swarm. Slice Turtle with a katana.
Anonymous No.534297369 >>534297630 >>534297772
>>534296670
You have to consider
>>534296981
but even with that in mind, once both will be up, even in prime time, I'm predicting that they will be filled up without a queue
Anonymous No.534297420 >>534297624 >>534297701
>>534297125
>blinking out of a CS
based retard
same as people who blow their trinket on CS
Anonymous No.534297510 >>534297562
is there dual spec in poochie?
Anonymous No.534297551
>>534297358
sun tzu said that, based
Anonymous No.534297562
>>534297510
for 1000 gold
Anonymous No.534297602
>>534296957
My brother in Christ. Did you start playing yesterday or something?

It's really good against mages since they cannot blink out of it and paladins, since Garrote ignores armour and silences
Anonymous No.534297624
>>534297420
>blink out of cs
>dont let rogue get in range for ks
Anonymous No.534297630 >>534297698
>>534297369
>>534296981
1am murikkan time, it was morning yurops
Anonymous No.534297641 >>534297820 >>534297827 >>534297943
QRD on the shenna / turtle wow gay mafia? Is this why there isn't any fucking good major private servers except turdle and jewcesion?
Anonymous No.534297698 >>534298171
>>534297630
Neets are still asleep, normies are at work.
Anonymous No.534297701 >>534297776 >>534297903 >>534298123 >>534299213
>>534297420
Interesting

So as a mage, what exactly should you do when you get cheap shotted?

Not even trying to be funny or sarcastic here, tell me an action that would be better than simply blinking out of it
Anonymous No.534297715 >>534297830
>>534296670
I never bothered joining those stress tests because they were in the middle of the night.
Despite all the things the devs have done I don't think they really shed any of the player base
Anonymous No.534297772
>>534297369

so you sap reopen cancel auto attack open with CS and bait a blink. if they don't take it, your sap is still active and you can restealth and open again.

they will eventually blink, you shadow step or blind immediately on follow up. Only blind after they ice block or you're fucked. You can also gouge and sprint LoS to reset if you've really fucked up.

tldr rogues are free as fuck against a mage if you don't panic. bleeds do a lot more dmg than you think.
Anonymous No.534297776
>>534297701
Alt tab to your loli hentai, alternatively jusr alt f4.
Anonymous No.534297820 >>534298118
>>534297641
qrd on molten / warmane drama while we're at it also anything on ascension
Anonymous No.534297827 >>534297958
>>534297641
classic killed private servers, ascension doesn't need to ddos anyone, they have actual devs, they're unironically the most compotent private server team, not like that's a hard thing to do the average skill level is Epoch, Turtle is slightly above but that's from years of XP.
Ascension is just something else entirely unfortunately they only care about make a private server version of retail wow.
Anonymous No.534297830
>>534297715
>I never bothered joining those stress tests because they were in the middle of the night.
That was the whole point - Kay announces stress-test at neet hours, then complain about ppl not showing up.
Anonymous No.534297903 >>534298138 >>534298313
>>534297701
Just eat it?
Pvp damage reduction couplet with even few pvp resilience gear ensures you'll survive with about 70% of your health
Anonymous No.534297943
>>534297641
jewscension isn't under the shenna/torta and crogge/bowser network.
they take over smaller servers or create servers, then launch their p2w shop.
they have made over 6+ servers.
Elysium was their biggest and they sold BiS+gold under the table.
Anonymous No.534297958 >>534298069 >>534298162
>>534297827
>SAAR ASCENSOOOR HAS REAL DEVALOPARS BICH DO NOT REDEEM EPOOPA WOW
Anonymous No.534298058
MoP won
Anonymous No.534298069
>>534297958
it's true unfortunately they just handle custom content far better than anyone else, but only care about making their version of the game as close to retail as possible. I think they even stole wood working from turtle just because they could.
Anonymous No.534298093 >>534298172 >>534299086
can someone recommend me a 1.12 addon that allows me to add a .tga to the screen, and assign it a variable so i can toggle it on and off?

all i can find are addons which only give situations to when it appears, not a simply variable/macro.

appreciated
Anonymous No.534298118
>>534297820
molten/warmane fake population numbers.
molten was the big ultra poo server, it got compromised by a dev who made his own server then leaked everything including the db.
then they rebranded to warmane
Anonymous No.534298123 >>534298313 >>534298523
>>534297701
Standard PvP reduction is flat 60% of all damage. You can just wait it out and use blink on kidney or save it in case someone else also joins in.
Anonymous No.534298138
>>534297903
except that's not how it works

Even if you are in TBC with resilleince gear, by the time those 4 seconds are up a Rogue will take are 70% of your hp. This is a mage we're talking about here, not a warlock or priest which have things that can help out in melee
Anonymous No.534298162
>>534297958
imitation is greatest flattery sir
Anonymous No.534298171
>>534297698
No we're not asleep. We're about to GO TO sleep.
Anonymous No.534298172 >>534298752
>>534298093
doesnt exist for 1.12
Anonymous No.534298313
>>534297903
>>534298123
>Don't blink out of CS, just wait it out

I feel like I'm being trolled here
Anonymous No.534298347 >>534298486
>>534296284
I'm not touching anything, you freak
Anonymous No.534298446
>>534297358
Put turtle into a key chain
Anonymous No.534298472 >>534298741
hey /epog/
i know hylics won't believe this, but i’m not posting for them. i’ve broken past 3 layers of astral encryption to bring you this info. wall has been compromised.

the global ashkenazi child-eating cabal (yes, the one torta/shenna answers to) orchestrated his abduction in a joint op with the turtle wow team. source? i can’t say.

they need him. their UE5 port is failing because they lack the aryan essence required to channel true vanilla. wall has that. he’s the terry davis of the pserver scene and is being gangstalked by glowing darkhide lurkers for the same reason as him.

right now, he's being held in a secret base in russia, shartovo village of pskov oblast. they have him isolated, monitored, spiritually neutralized. he is forced to code for them 18 hours a day.

i don’t have much time. they are actively after me as i type this. if you don’t hear from me again, follow the same clues and hints they keep putting in TV shows, movies, pop music, even fucking cereal ads. they want you to know. all of this will eventually come together

wall lives
epoch is tranny-coded
Anonymous No.534298483
I blink the Cheap Shot and Trinket the Kidney Shot, anything else I either man mode, Ice Block or simply play better to overcome
Anonymous No.534298486
>>534298347
You will touch me
Anonymous No.534298517 >>534298858 >>534299008
Cunny femgnome or shortstack femgnome... Both good, but which is better?
Anonymous No.534298523 >>534298606
>>534298123
>Standard PvP reduction is flat 60% of all damage.
What version of the game are we talking about
Anonymous No.534298606 >>534298816
>>534298523
Epoch
Anonymous No.534298741
>>534298472
>he's being held in a secret base in russia, shartovo village of pskov oblast.
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous No.534298752
>>534298172
well, that's retarded.

thanks
Anonymous No.534298796
Can I play yet.
no?
Nice server
Anonymous No.534298816 >>534298908
>>534298606
Epoch doen't have 60% damage reduction. It has 20% at most if you have every piece of pvp gear.
Anonymous No.534298858
>>534298517
Wouldn't it be cuny gnome /stacked dwarf?
Anonymous No.534298908 >>534299238
>>534298816
Login and show me.
Oh yeah... epoch doesnt even exist schizo
Anonymous No.534298970 >>534299108
Narue blocked me on Discord...... I might as well go to K*zan before anyone figures out I got blocked....... it's fucking OVER, man.......!!!!
Anonymous No.534299008 >>534299093
>>534298517
Anonymous No.534299013 >>534299132 >>534299375
I'm at the point where I think it would more entertaining for the servers to crash constantly than it would be to play. Godspeed to anyone trying to find crashes.
Anonymous No.534299086
>>534298093
This isn't a 1.12 zone
Anonymous No.534299093
>>534299008
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHH TOT
Anonymous No.534299108
>>534298970
Do people really DM random people they see mentioned online? What is there to even talk about?
Anonymous No.534299132 >>534299302 >>534299425
>>534299013
Same. I want to see the Discord completely devolve into chaos.
Anonymous No.534299184
This whole launch is proof that mmo players are on par with heroine addicts.
Anonymous No.534299213 >>534299316 >>534299468 >>534300041 >>534302764
>>534297701
Blinking out of CS instead of saving it for KS is the same as blinking after a charge instead of after an intercept.
Anonymous No.534299238 >>534299406 >>534299616
>>534298908
Are you a bot
Anonymous No.534299302
>>534299132
They're just spamming pictures of among us with big dick right now. I think they descended into chaos as soon as people were allowed to post again.
Anonymous No.534299316 >>534299443 >>534299471 >>534299534
>>534299213
>blink out of cs before crippling is applied
>you're at 100% movement speed instead of 30% and can easily avoid a kidney for the next 15 seconds
Anonymous No.534299375
>>534299013
My expectations for the relaunch are low, I'm expecting a lot of server resets and crashes for the first few hours. But I do hope it stabilizes after that. If shit goes like the first launch then it will be completely over, not sure of people have enough patience to deal with this shit. A launch like that would completely kill most servers.
Anonymous No.534299406
>>534299238
No, sorry I said bad things about your imaginary server
Anonymous No.534299407 >>534299939
What is to stop epoch from being the same as every other private server.
>Loads of hyper toxic eastern Europeans who barely speak English.
Anonymous No.534299425
>>534299132
mods hasve given up
Anonymous No.534299443
>>534299316
>shadowsteps
Anonymous No.534299468 >>534299647
>>534299213
if you don't blink the charge there will never be an intercept
Anonymous No.534299471 >>534299546
>>534299316
>Blink out of CS
>Get blinded and reset

phenomenal
Anonymous No.534299491 >>534299578 >>534299723
Catch me up on the past 15 hours of pochie lore I miseed
Anonymous No.534299534
>>534299316
>rogue runs away, restealths and starts next combat already with 5 points.
Anonymous No.534299546 >>534299638
>>534299471
>blink out of the reset cheap shot
>same situation except rogue has used blind
xd
Anonymous No.534299572 >>534299678
My theory is that they're purposely delaying the launch until the weekend so it overlaps with the battlefield 6 beta in a desperate hope that less people will be trying to log in because they know the servers will still be congested as fuck.
Anonymous No.534299578
>>534299491
I've gone from wanting to play to wanting it to fail spectacularly.
Anonymous No.534299616
>>534299238
This general has been bot heavy since its inception. Now that the traffic is slowing down they are more visible. Also there are legitimate schizos and paid shills in the mix which doesn't help.
Anonymous No.534299617 >>534299776
Coder anons, what does the force push mean in their github activity?
Anonymous No.534299638 >>534299758
>>534299546
>I don't know how to count
stellar
Anonymous No.534299647 >>534299695 >>534299857
>>534299468
>frost nova
>turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk away
???
Anonymous No.534299678
>>534299572
yeah, sure bud, battlefield 6
Anonymous No.534299695 >>534299861
>>534299647
>60s cd cloak of shadows
Anonymous No.534299716 >>534299792 >>534299880 >>534300159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKez3i-4r1s
STOP SCROLLING
WATCH THIS
Anonymous No.534299723
>>534299491
>option 1 won, we gotta do some shit, server relaunch likely in a couple of days
And everyone lost their minds because of a made up speculated after poll stealth release.
Anonymous No.534299751
they will likely launch within 19 hours or after the weekend. i'm cautiously optimistic
Anonymous No.534299758 >>534300463
>>534299638
>what are diminishing returns
he opened on me with a 2 second cheap shot? xd?
Anonymous No.534299776
>>534299617
Anonymous No.534299792 >>534299841 >>534299858
>>534299716
so how much of the audience pedophiles?
80%?
Anonymous No.534299841
>>534299792
idk her voice is beautiful I usually only watch pikamee clips but this is really good
Anonymous No.534299857 >>534300043
>>534299647

>charge
>blink
>intercept
>frost nova
>trinket

or

>charge
>frost nova
>trinket
>blink
>intercept

whats the difference between the two
Anonymous No.534299858 >>534300140
>>534299792
100% including the streamer herself and now you for watching that video.
>but i only watched 5 seconds
i don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.534299861 >>534300089 >>534300128
>>534299695
>warriors have CoS now
Recheck the post I was reply to, retardbro.
Anonymous No.534299880 >>534299973
>>534299716
>neotenous cartoon child in header
No thank you.
Anonymous No.534299939
>>534299407

Literally nothing. The mods have already proven it. The second it turns to EU hours the mods act as retarded as possible. 90% of misinformation on the discord is because of their retarded emote spam.
Anonymous No.534299958
if you dont jump the charge you're a certified shitter
Anonymous No.534299973 >>534300219
>>534299880
>neotenous
Ya'll niggas just make words up to sound smart now I swear
Anonymous No.534300041
>>534299213
>blinking after a charge

A good mage doesn't even let a warrior charge them
Anonymous No.534300043
>>534299857
Why the fuck would you blink in the 2nd scenario?
Frost barrier is up, warrior is rage starved, you CoC, kite him and if freeze procs 0 he's done.
Anonymous No.534300089 >>534300725 >>534301194 >>534301418
>>534299861
They do, I'm not even fucking with you. Welcome to Epoch.
Anonymous No.534300106 >>534300248 >>534300325 >>534300391 >>534301746
had to leave the house today. seeing hundreds of people living their lives and then coming back to check if the servers are up gave me pause. some anon said a few threads ago that he enjoys drinking himself into a stupor every night and doesn't regret his life. other anons will defend spending their lives inside playing wow. it reminds me of a documentary i saw where a prostitute says about her job "we have no choice, so we have to enjoy it", but most of us do have a choice. I think I'm going to go now, who cares if they turn the servers on or not, there is so much more out there in life.
Anonymous No.534300128 >>534300725 >>534301194 >>534301418
>>534299861
LMAO they do he's not fucking with you.
Anonymous No.534300140 >>534300368
>>534299858
I didn't need to click on it, saw the thumbnail and title.
That was enough.
Anonymous No.534300159
>>534299716
That's a man btw
Anonymous No.534300219 >>534300289 >>534300474
>>534299973
Neoteny refers to the retention of juvenile physical and behavioral characteristics into adulthood in an organism. It's a form of paedomorphosis, where an organism retains features that are typically seen in its younger, ancestral form. This can involve physical traits like a larger head, smaller nose, and prominent eyes, as well as behavioral traits associated with youth, such as playfulness and curiosity

it's pervasive in weeb/anime aesthetics. for some its just cute, for others it's.. also cute.......
Anonymous No.534300248 >>534300481
>>534300106
you should do what makes you happy.
Anonymous No.534300289
>>534300219
you can just say pedophile bait
Anonymous No.534300321
i hope the server never launches i want these threads to go on forever!!!
Anonymous No.534300325
>>534300106
DAMN NIGGA PLAY THIS SHIT ATLEAS YOU WAITED 12 DAYS
Anonymous No.534300368
>>534300140
I'm sorry anon really I am but that's all it takes, you'll notice the change soon.
Anonymous No.534300391
>>534300106
Anon is free, good luck out there (one less in the queue)
Anonymous No.534300463 >>534301894
>>534299758
>CS
>Blink out of CS
>Get blinded
>Reset
>Garrote into Kidney or CS into finisher
>Have no blink anymore
But I'm still sure to win because my speed is superior

It's OK to admit you're either bad at rogue or never actually played against one, anon. Don't continue the trend of pretending that being smarmy & wrong on the internet is a valid personality.
Anonymous No.534300474 >>534300708
>>534300219
Hey thank you for taking the time to explain it, I really thought that guy was just making shit up.
Now I know he's just pretentious.
Anonymous No.534300479
i want to register....
Anonymous No.534300481 >>534300607 >>534300735 >>534301089
>>534300248
it can be hard to know what will make you happy though. drinking and playing wow makes me happy in the short term but in the long term makes me unhappy. I should probably do something that makes me unhappy in the short term but happy long term
Anonymous No.534300489 >>534301578
Kaytotes logged onto his alt...
Anonymous No.534300580 >>534300624
Overwatch 2 status?
Anonymous No.534300607 >>534300832
>>534300481
>I should probably do something that makes me unhappy in the short term but happy long term
so basically you want kids?
Ktotes No.534300624
>>534300580
I'm stuck in a queue AAAIIEEEEE
Anonymous No.534300708
>>534300474
right
Anonymous No.534300725 >>534300853
>>534300089
>>534300128
No they don't
Anonymous No.534300735 >>534300831 >>534300832 >>534300910
>>534300481
>I should probably do something that makes me unhappy in the short term but happy long term
lift big
eat big
sleep big
Anonymous No.534300790
He went to sleep?
CRANK IT

He woke up?
KILL EEET
Anonymous No.534300831
>>534300735
YOU GOTTA DO AT LEAST 4 SCOOPS, I DONT WANNA HEAR THIS ONCE A DAY
Anonymous No.534300832 >>534301005
>>534300735
>>534300607
good suggestions, I guess I don't need to know what to do to know that spending all my free time playing WoW ain't it
Anonymous No.534300840
Anyone have the picture of kes' gock?
Anonymous No.534300853 >>534301048
>>534300725
boy I cant wait for servers to go live, you playing mage on gurubashi?
Anonymous No.534300910 >>534301090
>>534300735
The unhappy phase of lifting isn't even that bad, it's like a switch flips in your brain after a measly 2 weeks
Anonymous No.534301005
>>534300832
I was the drink guy from the other thread. I should clarify I dont drink alone. You can still live a fulfilling life and fill the gaps with WoW. I hope you venture out into the world and find what makes you happy.
Anonymous No.534301042 >>534301235
POCHIE NIGHT?!
>POCHIE NIGHT?!
POCHIE NIGHT?!
>POCHIE NIGHT?!
POCHIE NIGHT?!
>POCHIE NIGHT?!
Anonymous No.534301048 >>534301151
>>534300853
Post it then, or maybe you can't because it doesn't exist?
Anonymous No.534301089
>>534300481
you just want balance. have longterm projects (like exercise) that are anchors and dont lose yourself completely to the lowest hanging/nearest dopamine fulltime. and when you do play wow, make sure you're somewhat present while playing. even just looking out into the room for a few seconds can be useful. some people can go afk on the computer much more easily than others
Anonymous No.534301090
>>534300910
You mean two years, lifting doesn't start feeling good until you actually get muscle so you can feel the pump
Anonymous No.534301115 >>534301189 >>534301241 >>534301293 >>534301901 >>534302565
It's weird how everyone keeps waiting actively and I mean EVERYONE. this board, the discord, the youtubers, reddit, it's not like any other delayed game where you put it out of your mind and do something else. You have to actively keep seeing the updates so you don't miss out when the server launches. 12 days of wasted time, 12 days of blue balls, 12 days of clicking login, 12 days of browsing social media for updates, 12 days of looking at discord, 12 days of checking status websites, 12 days of edging 30 thousand fucking people. Even after it's not fresh any more. This has to have been the biggest waste of time caused by a private server.
Anonymous No.534301151 >>534301545
>>534301048
>spoon feed me
nah we're past that my boy? you on gurubashi right? mage? what faction you going to join?
Anonymous No.534301189 >>534301384 >>534301453 >>534301484
>>534301115
>it's not like any other delayed game where you put it out of your mind and do something else
you guys are just... watching this thread? are you retarded?
Anonymous No.534301194 >>534301297
>>534300089
>>534300128
>Warriors have COS on Epoch

Am I being trolled here or what? Something like this would absolutely and completely break the class.
Anonymous No.534301235
>>534301042
atp we might not even get Pochie month
Anonymous No.534301241
>>534301115
its all part of gaytotes master plan, to keep us on edge for as long as possible by providing only vague updates
Anonymous No.534301293
>>534301115
>Even after it's not fresh any more
I'm getting a bit burnt out and it hasnt launched yet
Anonymous No.534301297
>>534301194
I mean, Charge breaking snares did absolutely nothing to improve them.
Anonymous No.534301384
>>534301189
yeah
Anonymous No.534301418 >>534301529
>>534300089
>>534300128
So this is a new ability for warriors? What is it called? What level do you get it?
Anonymous No.534301438 >>534301745
Just woke up. How are we coping stealth launch anons?
Anonymous No.534301445 >>534301745
P-Pochie Fwiday...?
Anonymous No.534301453
>>534301189
What like I've got places to be?
Anonymous No.534301484
>>534301189
You aren't?
Anonymous No.534301529
>>534301418
Cloak of Shadows, it removes all debuffs and gives immunity to all spell effects for 5 seconds. It's on a 60 second CD.
Anonymous No.534301545 >>534301603
>>534301151
Yeah it doesn't exist. Why are you making shit up?
Anonymous No.534301578 >>534301789 >>534301902
>>534300489
>more hung than me
for what purpose, small cute dick girls are superior
Anonymous No.534301591 >>534302112
Poochie Monday
Anonymous No.534301603 >>534301867
>>534301545
your name, your faction, your server. you a mage right?
Anonymous No.534301745 >>534302356
>>534301438
>>534301445
They're clearly trying to cram in as many last minute fixes they can before they're inevitably forced to launch the servers far before they're in an actual playable condition. The poor communication has been intentional to string people along because they know if they tell people it will take 2 months to fix the servers everyone will just lose interest.
Anonymous No.534301746
>>534300106
There's nothing outside worth it, anon.
Anonymous No.534301789 >>534302135
>>534301578
topping? humiliation? some other form of degeneracy?
Anonymous No.534301804 >>534301887
What day is it now? Has it been a couple of days yet? Are we due an update or anything? I haven't moved in two weeks, I can't miss the launch and miss out on the fresh. I can' t feel my legs anymore
Anonymous No.534301867
>>534301603
What does that have to do with this imaginary ability you conjured or of your delusions?
Anonymous No.534301887
>>534301804
It's been 13 hours
Anonymous No.534301894 >>534302094
>>534300463
I'm sure you think pshero is a shit rogue too, the only time he "opens" with cs on mages is for ghetto premed
Anonymous No.534301901
>>534301115
I need this whole situation to get worse. I need the servers to fill with bots. I need people to log in and not log out for days so that those waiting to register are still in Elwynn when the people who logged in on relaunch have cleared Rag. I need the Chinese to find this. I need the custom content to crash things. I need the devs to isolate themselves more and more until communication ceases completely. I need the window lickers who can only spam twitch emotes hungry for blood and destroying everything. I need constant, widespread exploits. I need gdkp and metafaggotry. I need the class changes to achieve nothing. It's no longer about playing Epoch, it's about being entertained by these comically incompetent devs.
Anonymous No.534301902 >>534302135
>>534301578
some people like to sub.
Anonymous No.534301952 >>534302230
I just made an absolute gut buster

chicken flavored ramen noodles with tuna fish added, cayenne pepper, on toritlla wraps with white american cheese.

IM READY TO MAKE A BIG STINKY

POINT ME TO THE EPOCH DISCORD! THANKS
Anonymous No.534301954
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
Anonymous No.534302064 >>534302347
>Warriors have COS on Epoch

guys, this isn't funny, please stop making shit up
Anonymous No.534302094 >>534302213
>>534301894
>discussing what to do if the rogue opens with CS on you
>Retard goes "just blink :D", one of the worst possible choices
>gets assblasted
>has to fallback to namedropping a literally who? from his nicaraguan PC-98 gaming circle as an example of someone who apparently doesn't open with CS, as if that was what was being discussed

it's ok son, we're all anonymous here.
Anonymous No.534302097
>>534291351
public executions for turdle troons next hopefully
Anonymous No.534302112
>>534301591
>poochie poster is gone
I guess I should leave aswell threads, dead.
thanks for all the fish.
Anonymous No.534302123
chances that ambershire launches before this dogshit trainwreck?
Anonymous No.534302135
>>534301789
>>534301902
gay as fuck, real STRAIGHT men want to dominate the transgirl
Anonymous No.534302159
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
Anonymous No.534302160
POOCHIE SEPTEMBER
Anonymous No.534302213 >>534302456
>>534302094
I'm talking from the perspective of a multiglad, you're talking from the perspective of a shitter

a rogue opening on you with cs is a free kill because he's a shitter
Anonymous No.534302230
>>534301952
Anonymous No.534302259
just hoping for a poochie christmas at this point
Anonymous No.534302276
>>534292716
would be without the horrid new models and UI elements
Anonymous No.534302315 >>534302489 >>534302978 >>534303170 >>534303221 >>534303397
After stalking the Gurubashi cord for a week I can, with 100% confidence, conclude that :pregnant_man: is the most reddit shit I've seen in wow in my life. I shit you not my racism and homophobia is getting cured in real time watching these reddiniggers spam their unfunny memes 24/7.
Anonymous No.534302340
There's no chance they actually come out with a stable server just after two weeks.
Anonymous No.534302347 >>534302670
>>534302064
No, but they do get bladestorm
Anonymous No.534302356
>>534301745
This honestly seems like the most likely scenario at this point.

Kaytotes said they didn't even know where the bottleneck was for a while. Imagine how many more issues there will be when people start spreading out or when the servers are up longer than their 2 hour 'stress' tests.
Anonymous No.534302456 >>534302598
>>534302213
Still not what was being discussed son
I'm sorry you had to run away with the goalposts after being proven to be a shitter with "just blink the CS" in order to pretend to save face. I'm sure your ghanaian internet friend is right on all counts.

It's OK to be bad, just don't be so loud about it next time
Anonymous No.534302489 >>534302829
>>534302315
>I shit you not my racism and homophobia is getting cured in real time watching these reddiniggers spam their unfunny memes 24/7.
it can't be that bad?
Anonymous No.534302530 >>534302673 >>534302729 >>534302794 >>534302867 >>534302993 >>534303130
>Try out Bronzebeard with a free invite
>Find a cool axe with a dumb proc deep in a cave nobody ever goes to in the dwarf starting zone
Neat.
Anonymous No.534302565
>>534301115
>wake up
>try logging into epoch
>doesn't work, do something else all day
>try one more time in the evening
>go do something else
ez pz
Anonymous No.534302598 >>534302910
>>534302456
the reason rogues dont open with cs is because a mage blinking out is indeed the winning move, stay@1500
Anonymous No.534302645 >>534302770 >>534302795 >>534306376 >>534315091
well well well wipeniggers, how does it feel to LOSE
Anonymous No.534302670
>>534302347
Is Bladestorm even good? I mean, yeah, free Whirlwinds is good but is it end of talent tree good?
Anonymous No.534302673
>>534302530
no one cares, bbc shill
Anonymous No.534302729
>>534302530
>retoilet level scaling
miss me with that shit
Anonymous No.534302751
Level roll call?
Anonymous No.534302756
>trying to play epoch for the last two weeks
>next weekend when it's likely to be up I will be stuck at work overnight unironically doing server maintanence

fucking kill me then kill kaytroon
Anonymous No.534302764
>>534299213
It's not the same, amigo

CS is 2CP, for KS to be 4s it needs 4CP
Anonymous No.534302770
>>534302645
the fuckin servers not even up we dont even know when it will be up nobody fuckin won everybody lost why are we still doing this
Anonymous No.534302794
>>534302530
yea bronzebeard seems good.
Anonymous No.534302795
>>534302645
I was really hoping you finally got banned.
Anonymous No.534302829
>>534302489
oh it is
Anonymous No.534302867 >>534302993 >>534303110 >>534303130
>>534302530
its insane how i actually want to explore the world now, found a blue bow in the nelf starting zone
Anonymous No.534302910 >>534303024
>>534302598
>jumps to conclusions while running away with goalposts
you're one agile motherfucker I'll give you that
Anonymous No.534302978
>>534302315
I feel you, I'm pretty much gonna be playing this with chat off because of how underage this community is, maybe make a guild for people who just want chill non-imageboard personalities
Anonymous No.534302993 >>534303083 >>534303092 >>534303110
>>534302867
>>534302530
why are shills so bad at shilling
Anonymous No.534303018
>Don't blink out of CS, just eat the damage

This HAS to be a Troll. If a good Rogue uses their cooldowns during those 4 seconds, they can literally kill the mage. Do these posters think that mages have plate armour or something?
Anonymous No.534303024 >>534303247
>>534302910
I dunno what to tell you other than that you're wrong and you can watch any decent rogue pvp video from youtube to see it
Anonymous No.534303083
>>534302993
you say this in the thread of the worst private servers ever
Anonymous No.534303092
>>534302993
Jeets are cheap I guess
Anonymous No.534303110
>>534302867
It's cool that they just scattered items around, especially in unused/forgotten areas. There was a 2h Axe at the Horde Entrance to WSG, a place nobody has been to since 2004.
>>534302993
>Like thing
>Shill
Fuck off you soulless golem. Bronzebeard might have dogshit retail systems that have no place in Classic+ like M+ and level scaling, but random items out in the world is cool. Kill yourself, nobody will miss you.
Anonymous No.534303130
>>534302530
>>534302867
>WOW i found an epic off a level 1 mob in the starter zone!! this BBC is le kino!!
Anonymous No.534303170
>>534302315
Same

Criticizing the server and devs is good because they deserve it but this pregnant man stuff is the most unfunny shit i've ever seen in my life
Anonymous No.534303221 >>534303397 >>534303397
>>534302315
>I shit you not my racism and homophobia is getting cured in real time watching these reddiniggers spam their unfunny memes 24/7.
I knew the private server community was bad in general but I didn't know it was gonna be this bad. I only interacted with official wow classic communities and I was expecting more of the same. I'd rather join a normie guild or even a gay tranny guild at this point if it means less chance of encountering these kids.
Anonymous No.534303223
FASHY VND FRESHY
>>534303180
>>534303180
>>534303180
>>534303180
Anonymous No.534303247
>>534303024
>discussion about what to do as a mage
>"just watch some rogues bro"
Anonymous No.534303298
Its been 84 years...
Anonymous No.534303397
>>534302315
>>534303221
>>534303221
you guys really don't find this funny?
Anonymous No.534303547 >>534303786
MELTY INCOMING LMAOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534303786
>>534303547
Yikes
Anonymous No.534304210 >>534305359
pochie... never....
Anonymous No.534305359
>>534304210
No! Nonners!

POCHIE IS TODAY!!! Believe in β€˜totes, he will wakie and uppie the servies!
Anonymous No.534306376
>>534302645
Anonymous No.534307461
>Go to /wpsg/
>Its dead because the server is alive
>Go to /epog/
>Its alive because the servers are dead
Perfectly balanced. Some real ying yang shit.
Anonymous No.534315091
>>534302645
Wipeniggers should get the rope

I'm not evening memeing or trying to be funny here, I've genuinely seen posts how they said "I will vote for wipe just to make people angry lol".