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>News
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/kBQnjxq8Fc8 (EN)
https://youtu.be/J8msJFQ8NNc (JP)
https://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

hi i love yuzuha

>>534280051
Alice Thymefield...

>>534279984
because Alice REALLY wants to connect with Yuzuha and Lucy by being a "bad girl"

sneed

Komano love.

Ellen Roe

It's breeding season

i love bunnies

cc

Why wasn't there a gravure photoshoot event?

holy qshit HILLY SHIT AAAAAAAA

>>534280457
hard snif

post habibi's

Stupid Yuzuha absolutely pulverized my polychromes, and as a consequence, I still don't have Alice.

>>534280247
Good morning Romania poster!!! Did ur package arrive safely??? What was it???

Also u better start saving hard because 3 idols +wengine will be a lot of polys!!!!

>>534280776
baaaaaaaased

How do you play Yanagi with Miyabi? Do you just swap her in hold E and swap?

>>534280457
imagine having your head squeezed between those thighs...

>no, we can't use the main exit, Ferox is that way
>we'll have to chance it on the lab exit, where there's monsters capable of decimating the entirety of Ferox's forces

>>534280653
What did you use to generate this?

>>534281214
estrogen in tap water...

>>534280653
Nyo, I failed to get her M2 and I'm too ashamed...

>>534281684
Neuvillette taught her well

Hoshimi Miyaboo

>>534281005
It was a new fridge for the other propriety
Now stop shitposting and pull for Alice!!!

>>534277307 #
Who’s the girl

>>534281939
Ne

>>534281371
Damn the game is being REALLY bad about this
>fight a Sacrifice, easy fight apparently, barely worth mentioning
>but if we run into a small fraction of the small number of hired goons in this Hollow IT'S OVER

Why do mods not deal with the trannies that spam the same fucking retarded post every thread and/or talk to themselves?

>>534282149
they are niggers

>>534282149
people allowed to be retarded subhumans here. if you start banning for shit you dont like it will just be a reddit 2.0

retarded ass WEngine bait

>>534282719
There is true wisdom in those words

trigger???

>>534282719
>people allowed to be retarded subhumans here
Who the hell told you that?

>>534281371
>>534282083
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking other than maybe if they ran into a dangerous ethereal they could use it to bait the other guys.
It doesn't really make much sense given how much stronger the rest of the writing is in this patch.
>>534282719
>>534282918
It's always cute when post election faggots like yourselves try to tell us it's better when oldfags remember what it was like before you thirdworld halfbreeds shit the place up. We used to be civil and not let known shitposters pollute every board with post irony brainrot.

>>534280219
Gag on a herring.

>>534283096
>We
>used to be civil
>not let known shitposters pollute every board with post irony brainrot
damn, chill, newfag. you should be proud that you didnt wasted years in thsi shithole insetad of larping as oldfag for no reason

>>534283096
No shit boomer, everyone knows the internet just got worse as a whole when normies, then brownies entered it.
That anon's still right in that trying to artificially curate discourse would be exactly like a reddit echo chamber, for better or worse 4chan actually reflects real people

>>534283096
The whole segment felt like a contrived, heavy handed way of making Yuzuha a captive and having an excuse to have that specific scene where she drops her backstory.

>>534283293
>4chan actually reflects real people
Lmao not even close. You can blame Hiroyuki for that

>>534283096
>post election faggots
>thirdworld halfbreeds
Since when is America third-world?

>>534283293
>when normies, then brownies entered it.
It was pretty bad before.

Mating press Alice

>>534283504
Since the Civil Rights Act

>>534283491
wife

How much have you saved up for them?

which agent is for me if i'm black?

>>534283775
The same period it was the top world power (and still is)?

>>534283891
Just 140 rolls. But I'm skipping Alice and Flopbol, so, hopefully I have enough to get every idol and her sig.

>>534283917
nekomiya and ben

>>534283891
0. Idolworms are the easiest skip in ZZZ history

>>534281827
Other property?? U own multiple properties???? Wow you are rich!!!!

Also i am debating if i should pull alice or pull seed!!!!

>>534283947
America's GDP and military looks good on paper, sure.
It's still a shit nation full of blacks, browns, and retarded mulatto golems. They're fat, unhealthy, and stupid. They're the poorest they've ever been with absurd property prices and inflation and a debt-based economy built by their jewish overlords, for who they unironically mutilate their own babies at birth. They're brown cattle slaves that still pretend to be a glorious nation, at least SEApags somewhat know their place.

>>534283891
one pity each, yuzuha drained my balls

>>534283891
i'm not saving really. i will get them all though despite also going for orphie and potentially zhao and recently got fufu, yuzu and alice back to back too. and no i dont whale, i simply believe. i've been sucking on lady luck's perky nipples and they haven't gone dry yet.

This summer event bullshit is longer than the fucking story, holy fuck. Why is every single bit of dialogue at least 3x longer than it needs to be

>>534282784
>Almost 400 ap
What the fuck how, I only have 255 AP but 3000 attack

>>534284779
I've gotten every S-Rank I've tried to since I started the game on Burnice's banner (which is to say, basically every girl that has released from Burnice onwards), plus a few mindscapes and sigs. Honestly this game is really generous compared to the other Hoyo gachas so with some faith and not being a lucklet, it's easy to just get everyone.
...Well, I did fail to get Lighter. Twice. Maybe Lady Luck is just telling me to not be a faggot.

>anomalykeks pretending their comps isn't exodia
>they are now in the treadmill to roll every anomaly to cater to every single boss
cocaroni

>>534283775
>blames election tourists for shitting up 4chan
>acts like an election tourist
???

>>534284784
Chang Internkun is paid per line written

>>534285450
It's horrible because spook shack are the first characters I've given anything approaching a fuck about in months but now I just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP, every single one of these sections of this event is unimaginably long and repetitive, they belabour every single point and interaction to the degree that I would even accuse them of throwing shit into generative AI and saying "make it longer"

>>534285342
my meebs still just kills everything thoughbeit, even the ice-resistant boss
using anyone else is basically just for fun or because DA won't let me clone meebs

>>534285561
That's why you should have played the event as it came out instead of binging the whole thing in a single go.

>>534285561
Same. I grew to like them in the story then I was sick of them by the end of the event (and I didn't even binge it either). There is really such a thing as too much screentime and that shit ruins characters.
A character that only says what needs to be said then fucks off is infinitely better written. I don't think this retarded company will learn that any time soon though.

>>534284084
This

Girlfriends.

>beit
Djic bai Viet to you vietnamkek

>>534283891
Saved for? That's a save patch for some good designs.

>>534283891
All of them are A-ranks btw.

>>534286829
I'm saving my residual signals

>>534283504
Always has been? Or maybe since 2000s.

>>534286416
after playing the quest, they honestly and unironically don't have an ounce of the romantic tension that Manato has with the proxy
if they devs were trying to push a gay ship it certainly wasn't the yuri one this time

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>534287534
Bend over.

>>534287534
Soukaku gonna get stuffed

>5 hour thread
>90 posts

What killed the hype?

>>534287934
OBOL being the biggest disappointment after already enduring months of Chinaslop

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>534287934
trigger rerun and obol slop

>>534288071
Nigga that's a half refund what the fuck are you even complaining about

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>534288241
OK now you can complain lmao

>>534288241
Holy bricked starter account

FUUUUUUUUCK (I hit pity again)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>534288241
>>534288417
>>534288565
What the fuck are you doing

>>534288565
Nigga stop rolling

Bwos you're making me scared...
I've lost my last 4 coin tosses...

Alice's engine for Piper, worth it?

YOU BETTER START WITH ME
YOU BETTER START WITH ME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOH

Bnuuy saved my account

>>534288603
>>534288607
Okay I'm done now that was only 20 rolls after the last 50/50. Also FUUUUUUUUCK I STILL GOT KOTTED??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>Yuzuha retrieval arc
>you reunite with her immediately after going back with 0 issues
>like, LITERALLY the very next scene she is in is you reuniting with her
what the FUCK was even the point of any of this??? it's not like they even needed it as a cheap motive, you already had the whole conspiracy for that
they really JUST wanted an excuse to do the alice separation and alice reunion scenes and couldn't be bothered to come up with a better reason

alice is such a scare slut

am i bricked

>534288906
Nigger shut the fuck UP already, god DAMN just make a fucking blog a this point don't spam the fucking thread with every single roll you make.

>>534279948 (OP)
Is pic related really what it is like having a sister? yes i have porn brainrot

>>534289017
too many limiteds, and you didn't fully invest on anomaly comps, bricked sorry

>all 4 members of OBOL are S ranks
How is this fair

>>534289085
I invest in HAGS

>>534289017
Only questionable roll is caesar. Build your nicole.

>>534289063
Anby is in lesbians with Yuzuha?

>>534288990
She pisses herself a little bit every time she gets scared

>>534289042
Yes, absolutely. Every siblings fuck like rabbits from age 15 to 25.

what the hell is this?

>>534289172
I was looking forward to Caesar before the game even launched!
>then i quit after day three

>Steals your umbrella
heh nothing personal

>>534288929
Yeah, it was stupid and cheap drama.

>>534289209
He is Spooky Incorporated's Shaggy

>>534289209
The humiliation ritual continues

How would Venus react if you cheated on her?

>>534289440
She would just cry.

>Conversation starts during fight
>Conversation is meant to last the entire fight
>Enemies dead within 0.02 cumoseconds
>Conversation cold ends

>>534289395
>komano offers to keep him company
There's nothing humiliating about sharing a bed with a bro when you're scared.

>dropped a 10roll on 50/50 for Alice
>not 1 but 2 (two / dos / deux / ni / zwei) soukakus
well now my cute hungry oni is m6'd

Is taking swimsuit Eimi to UE30 worth it?

>>534289858
Wrong game but no

>>534289042
Incestshit is more moral than pedophilia, but less moral than zoophilia.

>>534288906
you got blessed retard, getting Kot after her means your next roll is garunteed.

>>534289723
Bwo? We're in 2.1 and you STILL haven't learned to stall for conversations?

So what is alice supposed to be again? Is she a rabbit or something? I can't tell from her ears

>>534290123
Rabbit or bunny, something something breed

>>534279948 (OP)
>3h
>Sub 200 posts
>New agent just came out

I've got a good feeling, spookshack and Son of calydon are gonna interact a lot

>>534289034
Jealous?

>>534289741
Why are white people like this? You are okay with sharing beds with other guys, hugging them and stuff. I see this when in australia. Men will be very close to other men. Its so gay. You'll never catch asians doing this!

>>534290295
Was that meant to be humblebragging or something?
But no, just annoyed. Buy an ad.

>>534290054
Oh that counts? based and skipping obol

Does Alice's basic attack parry or is that the event only? I didn't read the descriptions and I don't want to.

What the fuck, I've been playing yanagi wrong this whole time because I didn't even notice that her EX can already proc disorder with a non-shock anomaly. If it wasn't for alice turn 1 assault, wouldn't have noticed this

>>534290685
It's event thing.

>>534290646
Yes, if the second unit is a standard and the first is limited, you get a free guarantee basically. So whatever banner you're rolling next you're getting the limited for sure.

>>534290709
Bummer

>>534289034
Someones gotta contribute around this graveyard

>>534290701
Yeah it's great with yabi. You do a charged basic, proc frost then switch to yagi and hit a couple of E's and straight back to yabi.

>>534289723
It's worse when the conversation starts between point A and B. One minute between each line of dialogue and you have to wait still for them because even slowly walking to the goal won't be enough to get like, 2 out of 5 dialogues.

>>534290821
I always switch out mid EBA miyabi so no frost at the start to buildup some anomaly on yanagi so I never really noticed it and I always wait for shock procs before doing Yanagi EXs

why havent you bought her swimsuit yet?

>>534289042
yes, all true brothers want to impregnate their own sisters

>>534291206
The idea that her bare crotch is covered only by that thin pink fabric is simply too much. It's overwhelming.

>>534291287
Would make kittens with.

>>534279948 (OP)
SEED is pure sex

>>534283917
>Mibibi visibly one head taller than Lucy
>Mathematically supposed to be the same height without her ears
I'm not buying it buddy.

Trigger + Orphie + Seed will be the most fun comp. Screenshot this.

>>534289209

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WE'RE KEKS

WE'RE PLAYING A KEKOLD

>>534291620
No.
I won't roll for Seed.
That cannot be true.

I love bangboo auto chess bwos.

>>534291620
this will be the new bedroom meta team

>>534291932
I don't :/
I'd rather play Bangbloons

>>534292162
That's her no no square diciple chan.

>>534292245
cats get belly rubs

>>534290251
People have been talking about all the ways they'll breed that agent for 3 weeks already...

>>534292162
she should expose her lower belly for better rubrubs

>>534291394
I can't believe we lost Seed to Ineffa/NodKrai shilling

>>534291394
Meh. Her face and hair are cute, but she's got a shitty outfit, shitty personality, terrible voice, and waaay to much focus on footfaggotry.

>>534292743
>terrible voice
>EN dub
opinion discarded

>>534292743
We literally don't know her personality yet
I agree on the foot fetish pandering being too much but don't just talk about things that don't even even exist

>>534292873
IDK why people use EN dub when retarded Amerimutt ruined the Voice Acting industry with their shitty sag aftra shits.
thanks to them most of my gacha games are muted and ruined the experience overall.

Yes Mon*ca R*al is pure scum, we all know.

>>534292873
JP and CN are also bad.

Havent played the game in a long time but i love Allce design, is she and yuzuha for (You) how are their bonding events?

>>534292743
I wasn't exactly happy when it turned out they made the mech irrelevant, but the footfag shit is what really killed it for me.

>>534291206
She's underage and it makes me feel dirty

>>534293289
they're lesbian girlfriends and have homosexual sex
all of their events have them talk about eachother

>>534291206
cuz I skip alice

>>534293252
I use KR dub so none of that matters to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV9h1HDimvQ

>>534291206
Fix heterochromia first. I hate that asymmetry.

>>534291206
I'm skipping her.
Even if I didn't skip her I would seethe eternally because of her non-stop skin voice lines when on field.

>>534293668
Xittersis...

>>534293750
Cap?, I cant... The herta yuribait incident already made me want to kill mihoyo...

>>534291206
>why haven't you bought her swimsuit yet?
because im sexually aroused by SEED.
Jesus Christ ZZZ needs a break!
there's too many waifu characters I want but not enought time to save up.

>>534293879
Korean makes all the guys sound gay so its worse than CN dub
JP is cartoonishly bad
CN is awful and makes the game sound like Nintendo made it
EN dub is the best for Burnice, Nicole, Billy's and Anby's voices alone, though JP nekomata/soukaku are very cute is enough to get a point, but still bad

>>534293289
Extremely for (You). Alice's trust events are making the rounds and causing shipper meltdowns as expected.

I swear you're all gay, she doesn't just show her feet.

>it's not just feet it's also... ass
homosexual typed this post

>>534294484
I didn't understand what you were implying at first, but are you actually trying to justify it with pit shit too?

I'm not rolling for Seed because Alice made me terribly poor.
AND I'M PISSED

>>534294484
Post more of Seed's shitter

I noticed seed's tits first, they're too small though, her butt is nice and big too

Bwos, are we having more leaks next weekend as well?
And if we will, what can I expect from them?

>>534294625
Forgetting armpits, bare back, side boobs...

Yeah, thanks for confirming that you are gay, a straight man doesn't just look at feet and asses.

>>534291206
I bought it. I use mods and probably won't need it but I will support this kamige

Seed is sex.
By not rolling Seed, you're telling Hoyo that you dislike sex and therefore encourage tame, boring designs.

Not even the symmetry autist character can be spared from an asymmetric leg strap.

>>534294625
also armpits.
i love armpits to the point I bought the Astra Yao skin because it shows off her delicious looking armpits.

>>534291287
Still the sexiest Pulchra ever drawn.

It's the Segway. They simply are not cool and you are a faggot for liking one.
The girl's assets do not make a difference at that point anymore.

i like the scooter

hot

>>534295272
I actually like the Segway but dislike the forced sexual stuff
Specially the feet

>>534295230
It's a gift from her girl friend, Yuzuha. She accepts it because it's a gift from her. Play the game.

>>534295176
but 2.1 patch are also sexs with swimsuits.
AAAAHHHH!!!!
GIVE US A BREAK DAWEI!
SURVEYS WHEN?! I WANT TO COMPLAINT ABOUT LACK OF S RANK MALE AGENTS!

>>534295272
I like the segway. I like that they're trying to give original weapons and designs to their characters.

Why not put Seed in some high tech wheelchair?
Frail disabled girl with a robot would be so cool

can someone give me a tldr on pale wasteland storyline/lore
i finished it and skipped literally all text by accident

What went so wrong with Alice?

Is there any point pulling Alice if I didn't get Yuzuha? I don't have Jane, so I'm missing a S phys dps.

>>534294484
it would be fine taking her on dates but there are other cute girls and sometimes you just want to destroy your enemies with a robot

>>534291394
>>534294484
so….cute

>>534295329
:3

>>534295452
agree

>>534295369
And the present just so happens to be a design of element that like 80% of hoyo characters share. What a coincidence.

>>534295492
>What went so wrong with Alice?
>majority rolled on Yi Xuan and barely has any rolls at that point
>Yuzuha is also sexy and a universal support for anomaly characters
>paired with Miyabi a top tier anomaly character
>SEED and Orphie dropped for the next patch.
Resources are spread thinly with back to back epic character releases.
if Dawei gives us a break then I would definitely roll on Alice again.

>>534295902
My boss walked by right when I opened this image containing nudity.

>>534295726
With the hospital gown maybe her initial design meant she was supposed to be sickly. Seeing her scoot everywhere however makes her looks like one of those obnoxious segwayfags you would see in tech hubs back in the 2010's

>>534295790
just get lucky 4head

>Haven't won a coinflip slince Astra
>Always go to hard pity twice with the exception of Yuzuha
>only skipped Anby and Hugo
I need to stop swipping and just skip

I think I will just alternate my pulls between Yanagi and Alice.
I want both, but it's impossible for me without swiping.

>>534290387
Doubt, chinese and lesser chink countries like taiwan vietnam and thailand has BL gayshit show airing in their national TV. Also korean and japan has that shit

i hope next shiyu/da have electric weakness
i want to test my m6 seth

Yuzuha or Alice skin? I can only get one or none.

>Want Alice so I can replace Piper with a S rank physical dps
>Reach pity
>KOT

>>534296539
Why not both?
It hurts my wallet but it was worth it.

>>534296549
Bro? You got your S-rank physical DPS, what's the problem?

>>534296342
>oh no a spelling mistake
it just proves you aren't talking to a bot

>>534292356
she's soo cute and sexy...

>>534296678
>what's the problem?
That she's worse than Piper.
I don't understand why they won't buff her, literally one of the 2 worst characters in the game together with Ben.

ben mogs grace

>>534296867
…in the worst agent competition

>ben
>grace
>anton
what the fuck went so fucking wrong with belobog? did they make them all bricks because they're a construction company?

Paipa wi-ru

imo ben would instantly become 1000 times better if they gave him a real team bonus and not just 16% crit
give him uhh impact scaling with def

jks are fun

>>534297045
>ben
They probably didn't want to make him too good to the point of making him mandatory to run with Koleda since he has niche appeal
>anton
Niche appeal
>grace
Genuine fuck-up, they should have given her team attacks with Koleda instead of Ben

>>534292356
>>534296805
I've been fappin to her NSFW pics on pixiv.
Sadly she's too late for the Summer Komiket to have her own doujin.

>>534297535
Im still fine with what we have for the variety book

>playing autochess
>win easy one
>total dogshit rng on rolls for next two matches against constantly critting dipshits rolling in lvl 3 boos at round 3
I swear this thing has has forced 50/50.

>>534297443
Bibian Wipeout

>>534297669
>pve gamer discovers pvp matchmaking

Alice flopped and slopped

>>534294484
there are tons of npcs that look much better than this bland slop, you retarded slurper

BEGGING

Shit, I accidentally married Caesar, what do?

>lost the 50/50 to alexandrina twice in a row
>guess I'll have to be a ratfag in the end

gig and hsrg are laughing at us again....

>>534293252
>>534294418

alright, you bitch-ass casual animu watchers do not know anything about her magnus opus next to her roles in my hero academia and arknights

>>534297920
>Still the only defender who's also a stunner
Will there be any character will top Caesar in the future?

>>534280653
I mined there for a month, there's no way I'm going back

>>534298061
>animu
opinion discarded

Reminder, they're straight.

>>534296549
NYEHEHEH

Is my Nagi done?

>>534291206
Summer is ending so it would look out of place.

>>534298489
>below 3.2k attack
BRICK

>>534298409
I love this silly kot so much.
She took forever to come home, and now I actually don't know how to use her because I only got to use her in the early story stages.

Who next character with HUGE breasts?

>>534295902
Yuzuha I see ALL of it

>>534298574
I haven't actually lost the 50/50 to her once despite the memes. I got her to M1 with the two selectors.

Looking forward to the 2.2 attacker disc set.

>>534297824
>Ju Fufu 24th
>Alice 19th

>>534297045
Grace is okay kinda now with hi investment trigger + yuzuha but it still lacks disorder to make her truly work. We need an off-field electro miyabi or an electric kazoona ukinami

>>534298531
Feel like with Yuzuha/Astra an AM% disc 6 makes more sense.

>>534298793
Just make it so her EX Special triggers polarity disorder, there she's fixed

>>534298793
>Trigger + Yuzuha
Would that beat out Burnice/Vivian + Rina?

>>534298817
I hope she's as bouncy as Alice

Mating press + nakadashi Nekomata as revenge for STEALING MY FUCKING MIYABI ROLL

>>534294484
>Powercreeps SAnby four months after release
Giga skip. I'm not going to go chasing after small DPS increases every few months just because the game is flopping hard.

"Seed" killed the hype. only twitter coomers who don't play the game are happy with the redesign and the excitement for what's to come for the game is completely dead.

>>534295176
I'm already telling them that by pulling for Alice's fat tits

>>534299194
I just want to do that normally.

I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze.

Burnice's bush..............

i believe in fate....

>>534299281
>"Seed" killed the hype
Not sure if you're shitposting but it actually killed mine. I've been missing a few daily logins because I'm not that motivated to play anymore.

>>534299584
Alice butt

>>534299731
Good. Just quit already you fucking homo

>>534299584
Alice cute little anus

>>534299584
Ruining Alice's symmetrical butthole...

>>534299876
>wanting to play as a robot makes you a faggot

>>534297669
Seems like you were lucky enough to dodge pvp games until now.
Matchmaking in pvp games is mega rigged to force player retention.
Marvel Rivals is a recent example- until you reach mid Diamond 1 - GM, you either roflstomp or get roflstomped within the (((same))) bracket. Yeah right... Only after that do games become balanced because you're eligible to be matchmade with a way smaller portion of the total ranked player population and it's harder for the system to rig your games.
This system is used across EVERY single PvP game - shooters, mobas, etc.

>>534300182
The anal must have reached your brain

Did a 10 pull on whim and ended up getting Alice, what's the best cope engine for her?

>>534297824
Doesn't matter, still got her and her Wengine
down to 20 rolls, btw. It's over

bros I got kasha with meat, baked potatoes and pan-fried tomatoes we fucking won

>>534297897
1 Pen roll
+4 in AP

>>534298708
Orphie has big breasts

>>534300530
weeping

>>534291206
Alice and Yuzuha base designs are so much better.

>plan A was to skip Alice and get Yuzuha since my only anomaly is miyabi
>Lucky Yuzuha in 20 pulls
>crush on Alice while playing the main story
>I have the savings decide to pull alice
>started busting my balls half way into pulling to yuzuha NTR and Alice getting BL*CKED AI slop
>get knotted into pity
>now 20 pulls into guaranteed I nut
>regret settling in
s-should I keep going? I still have enough to guarantee alice but I was planning to branch get at least one agent per patch
Is Miyabi / Alice / Yuzuha worth it? Isn't Alice's gameplay too similar to miyabi for them to be my two main DPSs?

>>534298047
hsrg shouldn't get uppity when their only single (1) good character for the last 2 years is Evil March.

>>534301173
what's the lore behind evil march? Maybe we could revive the silver squad for twiggy v2

>>534299281
>and the excitement for what's to come for the game is completely dead
Bwo, your idols? Your Sarah? Punished Wise and Belle? S rank- Serious Billy? S rank- Literal Prostitute Nicole?
There's plenty of hype for the future of the game

Is alice worth rolling or bait

>>534301656
if you have other anomalies to pair with her sure but I only have alice and yuzu and they suck bigly

>>534301514
No clue, havent played in almost 2 years. but I will look up some CC's reaction when she does release.

>>534297824
If only she's just yuri without the (You) bait...

>>534301761
your M6 piper?

>>534301173
>Evil March
how is this even possible when she has the IQ of a used tenga egg

>>534297994
Bro? Just use it

Is the music volume fine for you guys with all the other sound effects and stuff? I set my music to 10 and put the other effects at 5 and this is better, felt like I could barely hear the music.

I got tinnitus about two years ago and it has been increasingly getting worse so I'm not sure if this is what is preventing me from fully hearing the music

>>534301761
her best team mate aside from Vivian is Nicole

team mating with nicole

>>534291206
I did, but it's ugly. I enjoy looking at her exposed JK body in the character menu, but it doesn't look very good during combat compared to her base outfit.

>>534302075
i feel like they lowered the music volume some time ago
i remember it used to be very audible but i only started paying attention to it again recently with the tower update and couldnt believe how quiet it was
ended up doing 6 music 10 everything else myself

>>534302080
is Nicole better than M6 Piper with her weapon almost maxed out too?

>>534301514
>what's the lore behind evil march?
The speculation I've seen that I like is that she's related to the Voracity, one of the bad Aeons.

>>534301993
March has had her true past actively suppressed by Aeon shenanigans.

>>534302443
highly likely yes because she requires way less field time than piper
i tried running alice and piper and piper ends up stealing her field time
the only good moment to spin is during alice's lvl3

>>534301129
>Is Miyabi / Alice / Yuzuha worth it? Isn't Alice's gameplay too similar to miyabi for them to be my two main DPSs?
Not the best choice for either of them, but they're usable. Alice triggers a special physical anomaly at the end of her charged attack that can trigger disorder against regular physical anomaly so she actually generates a lot of stacks for Miyabi, but they both want a lot of field time.
This is with M0S1 Alice M2W1 Miyabi and M0S0 Yuzuha
Replacing Miyabi with M0W1 Vivian gives me 50k

>>534300796
Shut the hell up i’m starving and don’t feel like getting out of bed yet

>>534302460
you gotta hand it to the HSR writers. They've tamed their playerbase so well that they can just asspull anything and just namedrop an aeon or some buzzword organization and boom, problem solved

>>534302834
exaltists

Why did Alice flop so bad when she is a tier 0 DPS on the level of Miyabi?

>>534302861
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL OUT MY HYPOCRISY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>534301612
>S rank- Serious Billy? S rank- Literal Prostitute Nicole?
Considering how they treated Anby by giving her a dogshit design and a bricked kit with nerfed animations, nobody would look forward to that

>>534302931
She didn't though.

>>534302931
She’s not, she’s a decent upgrade to Jane who is MEGA trash

I haven’t felt motivated to start the 2.1 story at all. I rolled Yuzuha and her apple thing only because she is a support but I don’t care about Alice because I have Jane already. Motivate me to start the story

>>534302834
That's the crux I find with most fiction that has a pantheon of gods actively meddling with the mortals. By virtue of being in the narrative at all, you welcome the regular occurrence of dues ex machina explanations into the work.

I don't think they're wholly bad though, it's more about how they're used and at what frequency.

>>534302861
Eh, them not so much. The problem with the Exaltists is that it's very tempting for the writers to blame EVERYTHING on them. We need more valuable antagonists that cause problems. ZZZ's lower scope is perfect for this, they could have plenty of reoccurring Team Rocket style villains to comfortably distract from the Exaltists and do their own worldbuilding.

>>534303392
it has a lot of cute lesbian moments and wise being upstaged by a brown thiren bvll

Can you find Huang in-game? And more importantly, can you flirt with her?

>>534303526
I’m not interested in lesbians

>>534303392
2.0 doesn't feel as cohesive as 1.0. Everything in 1.0 seemed like it was building to the first anni and the fight with Bringer, 2.0 doesn't have that feel to me.

If you aren't invested by now or at least like Yunkui or Spook Shack enough to continue, you probably aren't going to want to slog through.

>>534303910
What? 1.x was a combination of random faction introductions and solving their personal issues. 2.x is a continuous story so far.

>>534303910
I really feel like the odd one out when it comes to 2.x. The only character I've really gave a fuck about was Jufufu and she isn't even all that of a character. I was excited for Seed and Orphie but I don't really like anything about Jr so Orphie will be the 2nd person I've pulled in 2.x. I see everyone here and in the other place saying that they were going to skip initially but their story or skins turned them into a must pull and I just don't feel that from anyone here. Story or Skins are nice and all but they never made me feel like I wanted to pull for that character and cave in

>>534280653
Mimbus Bimbus! Your penis is now the size of a shrimpus!

>>534304384
Nice UID Rin

alice no shorts mod when

>>534304427
Bro I turned my UID off and it still put it in there. Fuck

>>534304494
Why are you afraid of sharing your ID, Mr. 100063060x?

>>534304384
>deleted
That's gonna invite schizos

>>534304472
Its already out

>>534304690
Where? It's not on gamebanana.

>>534304747
> Yes, you can also use the original hair and eyes

>>534304101
The Exaltist scheming in the background provided a nice way of still connecting those stories and making it feel like we were still slowly but surely moving toward a big pay off.

Maybe I simply liked that approach better. Now that the Exaltists are firmly established as the big bad, both the Yunkui and Spook Shack stories don't feel like we're coming to love a new faction while also foiling their plans.

>>534304323
I think 2.0 has really dropped the ball when it comes to the factions so far. I can see the vision for Spook Shack, but Yunkui and Obol have completely lost me.

>>534304856
Brown hair alice is so cute.

>>534304928
Komano is very lucky

>>534304856
>no pantyhose
>bigger ass
No. I want normal Alice with shorter underwear.

our future

>be a newfag
>see some shops that offer monochromes cheaper
>look it up, try the cheapest one to see if it works, one dollar scammed won't end me
>go to cart
>suddenly, service fee ramp up the price to more than in the in game store
Is this some kind of a fucking scam? How those shops stay up? Why do people buy there.

How's Chaos Jizz on DPS Seth?

>>534305162
There's a pantyhose option and OG ass size

>>534305378
If you want to buy stuff cheaper use a VPN, switch your region to Japan and buy through HoYo's online page.

>>534305494
I don't see an option for her OG boots anywhere THOUGH. I like all of her design, I just want to see more of her butt!!

>>534304384
smartest miyabi player lmao, GET BTFO BITCH!!!!

alice feels so good to play i love when she goes zoom and then zoom and then slow mo zoom zoom and then yuo zoom and and zoom

Smell a little wormy in here

Spook Shack!

I'm so fucking scared about A rank wormano staining Chinatsu banner...

>>534306149
Nothing wrong with that.

im saving

>>534305790
Do you mean you want everything the same with just a shorter skirt?

please please please just make it so seths passive works with any anomaly please please

>>534305378
I’m pretty sure the biggest ones are technically not scams but I never use them I do not recommend using them ever

If you use them you are directly funding third world cunts from usually india or SEA. I’d rather pay extra and have my money solely go to hoyo

a dollar for hoyo is a dollar towards the total annihilation of america

>>534305378
How do they send you the polys, this game doesn't even have gift system

>>534280653
she's too weak, I'm ashamed

>>534296549
Careful what you wish for.
In Qingyi banner I rolled for a stunner and got a stunner.

>>534306302
2.6 good luck

>>534306809
>2.6
More like 2.3.

>>534306535
Holy shit hoyo can take my whole bank account then.

>>534304856
The standard model's proportions are already quite exaggerated. A fat butt doesn't go with the duelist's image.

I am interested in lesbians

>>534307081
It's kind of true. HoYo invested plenty of money in nuclear reactors, and by helping China you're making America's situation worse.

>>534295902
girl your entire pussy is hanging out

We love lesbians here

>>534304856
Model is worse but the dress is.. better

Eating a Peanut Butter KitKat right meow.

>>534306304
no, something like this

>>534307454
wtf bro share

>>534301129
That's what you get for pulling for her while jerking off to BBC NTR porn of her you dumb cuck

>>534304384
HIHIHIHIHI HEHEHEHEHE IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!!!
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT TO BAN RETARDS HAHAHAHAHA

>>534307640
Did you use MSpaint?

Idea: Increase all Bangboo faction requirements by 1. Make Bangboos count as faction members.
Example: Moccus needs 3 Sons of Calydon but you still need only 2 SoC Agents because Moccus counts as one.

>>534308208
that's the only when I would get motivated to impulse pull for someone that wasn't in my plans. I'll go play through the beach events now I see if that motivates me again.
(desu I actually like nekomata and she's the reason I don't have Jane, maybe this is punishment for betraying neko)

i really likes esmes voicelines
tinga ta tinga da

>>534308567
If the goal is to incentivize more faction-focused teambuilding, I agree.

>>534308567
I love women

>>534308760
original image was above 4MB

>>534308629
You get motivated by pulling for girls by imagining them cucking you? It better at least be NTS you dumb faggot.

Why are people so scared about posting their UIDs in here anyway?

>>534308760
Not him but Japs use retardedly high file dimensions more often than not, for posting on 4chan, l just save the preview

kek

>>534309216
Have you ever been in a general that's obsessed with namefag posting?

>>534309216
Idk desu

>>534309216
No one wants to talk with indians and discord trannies.

Let's be honest.
Yuzu will definitely get Alice blacked sooner or later. She's probably already curious about it from her talks with Lucy.

>>534291394
>>534294484
>Seething replies every time she's posted
Sneedy the 4chan

>>534309216
I've once decided to interact with people in /afgg/ and they ended up doxxing me. Some 4channers are just really mentally unwell.

>>534309216
It's a /gig/ sperg tradition that migrated here. I've posted my UID hundreds of times in this general and have my UID in this thread further up.

>>534309368
Porn fucked your brain

>Seed causes Seethe
Our girl

>>534309368
Lucy would be into pig thirens if anything.

>>534309443
The fuck is afg, Afghanistan general?

>>534306550
I couldn't tell you, once it turned out to not really be any cheaper that in game store. I just fucked off, wrote that post, and never looked back.

>>534309495
This game hires porn artists and yuzu walks around with a spade on her tight bro

>>534309216
My UID is already here

>>534309368
It'd be just a prank so it's ok

>>534308510
yeah

>>534309841
>win10
based obsolete bro

>ZZZTHANKYOU
>ZZZFOR
>ZZZSTAYING
>ZZZWITH
>ZZZUS

>>534310252
How do we respond without sounding mad?

this team would be so cool if pulchra's passive worked ;_;

Are these disks/stats ok? Still working on levels and talents

How do you guys think this poster feels now?

Right in the femur

>>534309368
new cope

>>534310724
horny

>>534310724
That’s me I think seeds Segway is funny

>>534310724
Cumming

>>534310724
Very pleased that his big ass robot comes with a daughterfu.

Everyone okay with seed is from the same discord. There's zero organic support for her.

Here's some organic support for Seed!
*splurt*

double trouble

>>534311495
>Asymmetric outfits

>>534310724
I'm starting to think that no reasonable mechafag would be that upset. Rather its le wacky character fags, same type who thinks every new banner in reverse 1999 should be like mr. pickles when that's just not what gacha is as a genre unfortunately.

Wait you retards here are STILL seething about seed? It's been weeks.

>>534311664
What the shit did he mean by this

sexoooo

>>534311334
>discord tranny thinks everyone is like xir and uses discord
No

Is it worth to buy w engines from signal shop, or is it generally frowned upon, and more cost effective way is to always get more pulls, and hope whatever you want spooks you eventually?

>>534311739
i make baby with she

>>534311727
>retards
Its one guy

>>534311664
SEED is a wacky character, thoughbeit. Hell, she's basically 37 from R1999

>>534311810
good morning saar

>>534311660
nakedness is the most symmetric

>>534311782
You need to ask yourself whether 30 rolls ie: half a pity are worth a cope engine. The answer for most people is no.

>>534311736
use the search bar when you get confused.

>>534311664
It's scooter gameplay not mecha gameplay

>>534311918
Shut up nerd... stupid number people.

>>534311782
I'd never use my residuals to buy W-Engines, more new banner pulls are always the chase currency.

>goes to an all-girls school
>falls in love with the first guy she meets
is this a thing in real life?

>>534311918
are you saying Seed has a chance of being the most popular non-limited/void hunter agent

>>534310724
I'm still disappointed but the reality is that the only Seed moves that actually matter involves Seed Sr so it's not as bad as it could have been.
Defensive parry not involving Seed Sr to block the attack for Seed Jr is a weird choice but that's about my only issue.

>>534295583
I really wanted to just watch the Zhu Yuan part of that animation in isolation...

>>534311995
I have a feeling you specifically are why these threads are so slow, what a shitty schizo response

my four wives all on one boat

>>534311918
>exposed flat chest
>Bare feet
This lesbian grandma game secretly has god tier hebes desu

has Alice ever seen a cock??

>>534312294
light blue hair too...

>>534312116
Yes, being heterosexual is a thing irl and is in fact the only way to generate new life, stop using discord, you got groomed.

I goddamn flopped

>>534312370
yeah it was during this episode

Is there a chance Alice will get new disc set?

>>534312370
Not just a cock... THE cock.

>>534312294
>Lesbian grandma
Have you ever seen an old lesbian couple? They only exist in stock image searches.

>>534312216
>I have a feeling you specifically are why these threads are so slow
I always knew I was a god.

>>534312504
why would she need a new set? isn't fanged metal perfect for her?

we really need reocurring lore relevant factions to build up hype for upcoming characters

genshin and starrail has hyped factions like the harbingers, the hexenzirkel, the stellaron hunters, the stonehearts, meanwhile zzz has nothing

>>534312578
Yes, but one of them had dementia and the other one called her sir at the end of every sentence while helping her. It was kinda cute.

>>534310252
>Chiyo causes seethe
based

>>534312504
Not for a few patches if she does, 2.2 has a new disc set for SEED and an Astral replacement

>>534312763
You are illiterate

>>534312779
Sounds like both had brain problems

>tfw didn't fall for Belletroon shilling and picked Wise
Life's good when you're straight white male.

>>534291206
I did and its honestly really distracting, her ass is just on full display with the skin its crazy

>>534312737
I mean, Yuzuha is going to get one after her release...
I just don't wanna spend thousands of energy to just farm a new disc set all over again after a month or two.

>be stunner hebeGOD
>own qingyi and fufu while having zero (0) limited attackers
>want to seed Seed
>She's off-field, meaning I can on-field Qingyi
>find out she NEEDS another attacker to work
What's the best course of action here? Get orphe too and alternate between fufu and qingyi as the team stunner depending on other teams/content?

>>534312763
???

>>534313003
>She's off-field
First time I'm hearing that.

Ya-ho~

>>534291206
My gacha senses tell me that this banner is a complete bait.

>>534312924
Maybe they had CTE.
something lesbian domestic violence rate something

>>534310910
cope about what?

>>534313027
>we need lore relevant factions!
>post filler irrelevant jobbers
retard

She even powercreeps Miyabi in coolness...

>>534312763
I've been hyped for for idols for a year

>>534313340
I think Alice is properly done Miyabi and Yuzuha is properly done Vivian.

Orphie will be a T0 secondary dps unit akin to Vivian that will save aftershock teams.
If you don't pull for Orphie you can forget about that mechanic and future agents.
After Orphie releases expect to see SAnby in T0.5
You have been warned.

How do i play Alice

Anyone cleared Shiyu 7 with an Alice Yuzuha Flex team yet at M0W0? I wanna see what kinda times I'm supposed to be getting. Right now I get 1:35 with Yi Xuan Panda Trigger

>>534313219
>in the mayor's pocket
>connected to the big players in the New Eridu upper crust
VH easily fills this role. Not my fault the writers don't capitalize on it.

>>534313476
When you are not currently Aliceing, you are going to Alice.

>>534313476
always dodge with EX
always do BA after EX and Ult
always use EX before Ult

>>534313445
what does she do exactly

Both of Alice's wombs ovulating simultaneously.
She says she's just hungry and it's her stomach that's rumbling, but I know better.

>>534304384
you are Trans

>>534313476
>>534313584
sorry I meant always use LVL3 before Ult (ult gives 2 bars)
and use LVL3 as soon as possible

>>534313713
Rin is just belle's name in JP.

>>534313615
she might actually kill wise given his canonically shit stamina

>>534304645
NTA, but he was right lmao. Good luck out there anon

I'm trans

>>534301514
>>534301173
>>534301993
>it's real
holy fucking sexo

>>534313960
Yuzualisis..

>>534313960
what are you doing in the zzz general wuwabro

God, I hate going back to disc mines

Seed manages to look like an npc in a game where even the npcs don't look like npcs.

>>534301514
>what's the lore behind evil march? Maybe we could revive the silver squad for twiggy v2
>>534314014
>>it's real
>holy fucking sexo

>>534314161
Why would you post this?

>>534314270
Its melty hours apparently

>>534314161
Brain too big unironically

>>534314161
Why would someone draw this? That's fucked up man

>>534311980
>>534312110
That's what i thought as well. I can't imagine justifying it unless you whale on the game.

>>534313445
I just hope they don't tie Orphie to Seed so I can skip seed and pull Orphie

>>534314161
>scat posting didn't work
>resorted to guro faggotry
Nice work trannyozier.

>>534314568
Before the updates, it was that Seed needed Oprhie to function. Now she's self sufficient but who knows what's going on with Orphie

>Melty again
What is it this time?

>Evil march
So the writers in honkai are stealing from fgo again?

>>534314727
heteor alice posts

i will probably never play this game but i desperately want to have sex with nicole and the rat girl with the fat ass

>>534310252
The desperation.

>>534314752
Le evil twin is an ancient trope.

>>534314801
Just goon to the porn

Go on without me Alice chads...

>>534309640
anon... I...

>>534314964
I wonder how many anons have lost their 50/50 to the wolf

>>534314890
Not really an evil twin but more the altered evil version of existing characters
Pretty much every existing gacha has copied this from fgo
They really nailed it with the concept of alters

>>534314878
>The desperation.

>>534315061
I wish I lost to him more...

People who support the bait and switch of seed are just asking for the robot idol to be in human form.

>>534315262
She's cuter in human form

>>534315061
Eh. I've got Jane but playing Alice/Jane/Yuzuha was pretty fun. Not sure if I should be saving for Idols or Obol.

>>534313476
Alice's has long animations, especially for her charged basic, so you're losing out on a lot of damage if you don't swap out while she's doing them. Swap off to Yuzuha or the other Anomaly agent immediately after the animation starts and you'll see your damage numbers go up significantly.

>>534315262
>Didn't care for the robot
>Don't care about idols
>Pulling because Seed a cute

>>534315332
Gameplay > Waifu > Meta
At least that's how I roll. I pulled for Alice because she's fun to play with my Jane.

>>534313894
Other than being unable to fight for shit, Wise and Belle have improved their stamina and can keep pace with Agents now compared to that time with Billy where they were practically dying from running

>>534315778
How long have they been training in the temple in universe? Like a few months?

>>534315670
Thats my same priority scale but i didn't pull since Alice plays like Miyabi.

>>534315873
Yeah, a few months according to Fufu's agent story

>>534316153
didn't fufu's story start before they came to yunkui?

>>534315778
Shifu's training is working well

yuzuha's parry is called ragebait btw

>>534316390
i'm fairly sure it's called tanuki cloak

>>534316220
No, because in the agent story she mentions being taught by the Proxy on tech repair stuff

>>534316364
Wise is doing extra training at night with Shifu. A lot of one on one lessons.

>>534316490
no it's ragebait

>>534316390
Take her bait!

>>534316513
oh, i must've forgotten that

>>534316364
Gonna be weird seeing these nerds try to look tough or even fight

>>534314801
play it.

>>534280653
This is my beebs

>>534316560
>>534316390
>>534316490

We're falling for the bait alright

Alice's Ultimate is called Heterosexual Babymaking btw

>>534316649
She mentions it when she helps prep the filming equipment

>>534316903
Wrong. Its called Population bomb where each sword hit is actually her shooting out a baby at the enemies

>>534316776
your stats are great. why not max out her skills?

>>534316727
this is yet another evidence that belle is the canon mc

>>534316903
TRVTH NUK3

>>534313003
Seed is quickswap so she won't really work that well with Qingyi i fear.

>>534317228
Third world

>>534317305
Huh. They really are comparable

>>534315262
They have already made their choice with Seed, i have already given up on Yutane's robot form.

>>534317382
UH OH MELTY

>>534317076
Who knows. Personally, I want both of them present all the time since it was fun seeing them banter all the time in 1.0

Yuzuha loves Alice

>>534314964
yeah, I got Rina'd

Belle is for her onii-chan only

>>534317353
noooooooooooooo
b-but I want a government sponsored robo-sluts electro team...

>>534317767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXflfGblDNI

a bit disappointed that Alice's commentary, or any agent's commentary on either sibling's room is largely glossed over

>>534317034
>your stats are great
Thanks anon.
>why not max out her skills?
I never bothered since she shits on everything and does the job fine.
I am always starved for resources, so I would rather funnel what I get into leveling and building other characters

The winner is wuthering waves