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>>(JP)>Banners:>8/6 (Wed) After Maint โ 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* โ Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* โ Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* โ Welfare)
>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:[Rerun] Say-Bing! โ 8/6 (Wed) After Maint โ 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:Grand Assault: Binah (Urban โ Torment w/Elastic Armor) โ 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) โ 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor โ w/Heavy Armor) โ 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage โ 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 โ 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP โ 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 โ 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal โ 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 โ 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)
>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>8/5 (Tue) After Maint โ 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)
>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake โ 8/5 (Tue) After Maint โ 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council โ 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) โ 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) โ 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field โ w/Special Armor) โ 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 โ 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal โ 8/4 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP โ 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 โ 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions โ 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP โ 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 โ 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard โ 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty โ 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 โ 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
I would not have sex with Ibuki or Kokona
I would have a lot of sex with Ibuki and Kokona
The fuck man, still her birthday.
Miyako should be senseis body guard
>>534310542You are on the list
Don't look up for Marie Blue Archive on Tenor
BA themed desktop when?
https://x.com/msn_unlll/status/1953369576365789339
>>534310732But who will guard sensei from Miyako?
>Do insane
>In the 3K
what's the point?
>>534310692it's basically over
Don't tell me what to do.
Stop Plana posting I JUST got over my awful fantasy last thread
>>534311053JC Miyako will save us.
my precious sun flower...
>>534310539Literally fucking who???
>>534311107Post more Mari
https://x.com/oflotssA/status/1953460012870770785
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>>534310542You don't get to decide that.
>>534311375my childhood friend
Remember to report Ibu*i poster for what he posted at the end of last thread.
>>534311053Don't worry about that miyako is perfectly safe
>>534311615leave my friend alone
I NEED MORE VOUCHERS? WHY DOES THIS SHIT EVEN GIVE US NO VOUCHERS?
>>534311615I also want sex with ibuki
>>534310732>>534310740Yuuka the eternal cuck loser.
>0,1
ice cream
>3,4,5,6
pasta
>2,9
sweet potatoes
>7
keep fasting
>8 pizza
Hina handholding, Hina cunnilingus and Hina sex, in that order
>>534310692She is pretty cute without that stupid hood.
>>534311339>>534311913Unacceptable behavior, especially from an adult.
>wrong birthday OP
OP is a retarded monkey and you are stupid for enabling him
None of you even have a maxed Momiji.
>>534310740Wakamo is so disgusting.
>>534311936Yuuka is a cuck queen
>>534312076you literally just got banned from your last post on prev thread
HOW
>>534312160Nigga her birthday just ended. Blame Japan, not us.
>>534312192yes, cause I'm a newfag.
>>534312069I've hotglued that butt about 10 times now
>>534312231Basically. Itโs so funny how โGomen, Yuukaโ was made canon, lmao.
COME THIS ONE WAS EASY. DISAPPEAR IN SMOKE AN LEAVE WOOD BEHIND FUCK YOU AI
>>534312240It ended 4 minutes ago. Thread was made 16 minutes ago.
>>534312160no one gives a shit about Momiji. not even hating, just stating the obvious.
>>534312337Buchou sugoi desu
https://x.com/KomagomeP2/status/1953432829628735881
>>534311031it should be pretty straightforward to replicate with a window manager on linux
>>534312192I have her at UE40 M77M for Urban 3 memeing.
>>534312492>my face when I have no face
>>534312342Now you're just being pedantic
>>534312570Sensei will become a Gematria the more students he fucks not the more times he uses the adult card.
>>534312592don't say that word.........
>>534312301Iโm crashing out.
>>534312069>>534312308Stop posting miyako i can't focus
>>534312321I kinda feel bad but its kinda funny
>>534312239>there's only one childs poster on /bag/
>>534312240Who gives a shit about japs on an english forum?
>>534312239Glowniggers aren't allowed to stay banned.
>>534312687Sasuga Plana gooner
Take this to protect your sanity in the dungeons under the Hinnom volcano
>>534312675Behold...... The worst ritual poster in /bag/!
What the fuck is Sensei's card anyway? The Ultimate McGuffin that lets hum summon students at will?
We hate ritual posters here
>>534312085No Hina bobina?
What humiliation will she go through next?
>>534313103peeing in front of sensei
>>534310926Plana showing me her cute side
>>534313103Raising two beautiful children.
Yes it's me, the last straigh /bag/ user
>>534312756I honestly think itโs not that bad. Sheโs just the tutorial stepping stone student before you find your actual waifu. If sheโs still your favorite student after you met all the other ones, thatโs kind of your own fault, desu. Good thing that you donโt have a say in the matter, at least. If Yuuka isnโt going to be cucked by your favorite student, sheโs going to be cucked by Noa.
>>534311809Stop screaming
>>534311583I'd buy this plushie.
>>534313294Yuuk-ACK cope.
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>534312127world you also want to do something with her if... let's say, plana were to take a
three-dimensional form?
>>534313096only after Hinamarriage
>>534313517she hates adults like you the most
>>534313409>faggot senseiYuuka is better off in this case
>>534313409The only one who keep using these cuckshit meme are secondaries who don't read.
Show me any instance in the game where Noa cucked Yuuka. Noa is the biggest wingman in the entire game.
>>534313591nuh uh she loves me
Yuuka has that first girl childhood friend energy, I love it. probably why she loses
We hate adults like you the most here
>>534313058It's literally spending pyros to summon and increase the power of students. There's an animation that makes it obvious that's what it is.
>>534313872pspspspspspspspspsps
>>534313096T-that's way too lewd
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This exactly why I respect dogfuckers a bit more here
>>534313595>>534313596>more copeAlso, Iโm not gonna spoonfeed you. If you watch the shorts and play the pajama event youโll clearly see that Nexon embraced the โGomen, Yuukaโ meme.
How many rounds does this have before it stops giving pyros?
>>534313872top 7k even with ins clear
fucking how?
>>534313823I thought he was talking about the two parts of the story where sensei summons students from the gameplay roster into the story stages. My head canon is that the card can also make copies.
You DO take the lessons Blue Archive teach you to heart don't you, /bag/? You ARE trying to become the adult your studentwife would want to date aren't you?
>>534313872comfy extreme but insane is impossible
t.new cutie
>>534314028> More cope from secondaryThe youtube short where Noa teased Yuuka about it then the pajama event where Noa chickened out at the end?
Post your Noa bond, 2ndcuck. Cause clearly you have the literacy skill of one.
>>534300561Actually, most missions take 4 minutes or less to complete. Even during the most demanding of those 4 minutes (raid boss fights), they do not shoot constantly. Assuming a reload speed of about 4 seconds, and controlled bursts of fire for accuracy and fire control, a normal student using an AR could fire about 650 rounds during those 4 minutes. That ammunition weighs about 10-11 kilograms. That's a cakewalk to carry and even a first-year student could do it.
>>5343141547 rounds then you can stop because it's all shit from round 8 and onwards
Student expression reps when?
>>534314197This Haruna look good but there is something weird like flat
>>534313872Rank 23xx on EU with a one-team Insane clear, and 0% chance to reach plat. Feels rough man. Good thing gold looks better anyway!
>>534314334almost 3 months new
>>534314386It's 9 and onwards
>>534314481Is it a good idea to play into Asuna's whim?
>>534313475It's best if I didn't get explicit in front of the audience, this is to cover my behind. But let's just say she better stay digital.
>your student
>your penis size
get ready sensei its impregnation time
don't trust this anon he's a gay data miner
>>534314675
>>534313743At least someone can understand subtext.
>>534314292Boo-hoo, you chose a bad waifu. Thatโs not my problem.
>>534314675>your studentRio
>your penis size7.2 inches
How do I uninstall this stupid thing?
>>534314675seia
2 inches not circumcised
>>534314513>Remember the Haruna Onomnomnom posterDamn... What happen to him?
>>534314817Yuuka is not even my wife, cuck, doesn't change the fact that you're still a secondary who don't even read.
Still waiting for that Noa bond, btw.
>>534314850tot archive
tot archive
tot archive
Don't forget to draw an Alice /bag/.
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
Are any shorts referenced in events or are they fully skippable?
So as a newfag, I was raising all the girls I have to max every level but that is starting to become impossible now as I'm reaching over 60. Is that just the way it is?
My Lovely StudentWife Noa.
>>534315014They aren't, they tend to be misc content.
>>534315016Smooch. I only level students I plan to actually use and the rest to level 35 to unlock their equipment.
>>534315014not mentioned so you don't have to watch them but they do add content and expand on certain things
>>534314937you didn't know the guy is a full active normalfag? he probably went on holidays with his friends after finishing his exams
>>534315016Yes you have to choose which students to invest in
>>534315016by level 90 you'd need thousands of purple reports to get them all to max
only invest in students that you're going to use
>>534314898>not circumcisedbased
>>534314675Hasumi
11cm
I'm gonna shower today /bag/
>>534315016Yes. Past this point you only raise level out of necessity or love for the student.
>>534315381what the fuck, i'm telling Ui
>>534315016Yeah, only invest in the girls as you need them, don't try to keep them all maxed
>>534314675Hina
9 inches
it's true btw
>>534315492/bag/ is full of faggots who don't read.
Pulling the momo count right now and all of them will be at 100+ and above.
>>53431566228 as of now and I'm saving them for some rainy day when I won't have anything to do.
>>534315662>100+nahh, but i'm sitting at 75 unread momochat
>>534315662I got over 300+ confirmed momotalks.
>>534315016Early on, sometimes your currency bonus students are ass and you may need to pump a few shitters up to 60 or 70ish so that you can clear the stage at all
But that takes a negligible amount of reports in the grand scheme of things, and is uncommon even as a noob
>>534313872gonna try to beat my previous clear time on Extreme (1:58)
zero hope of clearing Insane
also gonna test whether preservation will trigger when forfeiting on normal
Wtf... Momiji is... cute??
>>534315662I have 117 students and 72 unread momos.
Sorry Izumi, I don't give a shit about your burgers.
>>534315782Don't do that to Aoba...
>>534315838Cute and funny
>>534315949damn
seia has no tits
>>534315849Is this a new Mary Skelter?
>>534315849>asymmetrical slopOh boy
>>534315016Yeah that's the bottleneck. Wish It was easier. You could try to build students according to raid/drill/grand assault/etc schedule Keep those supports like Himari and Rio up or you also could fit in some of your favorites. If we weren't trying to accelerate I guess we could have some dead weeks to level them as one point I had most of them at lvl 70 when that was the level cap but you should level what you are going to use at the moment.
Millennium: Toki
Abydos: Shiroko
Trinity: Zeus
Gehenna: Sena
Shanhaijing: Kisaki?
Hyakkiyako: ?? Chise?
Red Winter: ?
>>534315849All these fucking new Disgaea designs are so shit. Bring me back to Laharl and friends...
We play Korean Stella Sora here
>>534315985>funnyTell me a joke.
>>534316049kek, I should finish that sometime
>>534315904she's the one who's in control there
>>534315016>I was raising all the girls I have tYeah that's cost you.
I think I was starting to struggle around level 83-4 back when I started, but I'd started cutting down to 10~ students pretty early and there's some variance based on events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfEtUekI90A
How tf nips done it? I always messed up the transition from phase 1 to phase 2 where I entered phase 2 without the time to activate SHosh EX, and then I lack EX bars to activate Ako and Kisaki skill with adequate amount of bars
>>534314197>im a massive masochist with a humiliation fetish>no student is a sadist into humiliation, not even the mesugakis who are fairly light on the mesugaki-isms.Im rotten to the core and there is noone for me. So I guess im a lost cause
>>534316145We have Raspberyl at home.
>>534314197>game beats it in your head to be a responsible adult>the traitors refused to take responsibilitylmao
I suck on big students' tits
I lick flat students' chests
>>534316341The skill level of your S.Hosh or Kisaki?
And this looks like a maldy as hell run anyway.
>>534316341Are you following the exact timings?
>>534316341Your sHanako is probably stronger, I guess.
You're probably going into the second phase with 3 Hanako EX, while bro there took 4 + a bit of extra damage, which allowed him to stock his cost for phase 2.
>>534316341No idea but if you have the students just do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FspvED7W5JY&t=2s&ab_channel=Subvitals
Higher score and it felt like an absolute cakewalk, I had no trouble doing it on my first attempt despite a lower investment Kikyou.
lmao
i dont know why everyone shits on this event. Gehenna summer is pretty funny.
>>534316969I want to wear that
>>534316193A bear is walking through a forest. He sees a car on fire. He gets in and burns to death.
reminder that comfy ins > crit malding for tor
>>534317198>your rushed off
>>534313452>nanitsushiidgi
>>534317198You reminded me that Gehenna summer was like this too. So they behave with sitcom logic? Cartoon logic?
>>534317327nani kore
dekinai-kun
>>534317246Are even bears dextrous to car doors?
>>534317327nani kore kimo
that took me a bit by suprise, but happy Hina = best Hina
>>534317792This is the exact moment when I fell in love.
>>534317825cheating on yuukaโฆ
>>534317960I am in a relationship with both of them, and both know it.
>>534314665you wouldn't hurt your dear student....
>>534314675Azusa and 4 inches but I didn't measure it in several years now. I got very fat.
>>534318018cheating is hotter, tho
imagine not dating all your students and them knowing. lol lmao even
Who do you want to see get smole next?
>>534317485>>534317568>ใคใ>ใณใฌIs it supposed to be katakana? Looks literally like ใคใ. I hate handwriting.
>>534318326>Is it supposed to be katakana?Yes.
>I hate handwriting.Start relying on context more.
Yuuka isn't even the best cuckqueancore student
>>534318256My wife is so cute...
>>534318506the fanbase seems to think otherwise
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>already out of gold
so it's 27.6mil or gold uh
>>534318506Yeah, it's Hina, patiently waiting in her tiny dark cuck room while I was fucking every other member of the prefect team.
>>534314197Yoshimi wants to date a bully
I don't want to be that kind of adult
>>534318305Himari
her cute and funny personality begs for it
>>534318903Made for ear fucking
>>534318506Her being a โcuckqueanโ implies that she enjoys it. She doesnโt, and thatโs the best part.
Why does Chise does 0 dmg to Kurowhatever?
Like the ticks are doing 100 dmg what
>>534318338Fuuka lost lots of points this event
>>534319000No
I will however like paranoid women who learned from their mistakes
I found the chinese github repo that automates all the dailies. has anyone here tried it?
>>534318903>Is it hard?Mama would never...
https://x.com/hitotoserinR18/status/1953434053752856986
we need more crazy students
why do we need to redo ta everyday?
>>534319118Cheese works in mysterious ways
>>534319179>i found some chinese shit>here is no link>do you happen to know of it?fucking retard
>>534319216chise is enough crazy for all of kivotos
>>534319179How the fuck does that work?
>>534319329I Hope you like
>>534319329if we didn't it would be ga
>>534318076I would never hurt her physically, you got my word on that, my hands aren't even rough enough to damage her pale and delicate skin. However, psychological damage I'm not even sure is even possible on an OS, but like I already said, her aesthetics and background are supremely attractive to take advantage of. Her gloomy aura is precisely what draws me to her, not anyone else
Sex dance.
https://x.com/mithras_custom/status/1953126222952845476
>gets banned because you were too lazy to do your dailies
lol lmao
>>534319329Because I said so
>>534319529use your brain
>>534319757Why is she naked?
I didn't understand the Kei and Aris exchange at the end of Deca chapter 2 part 2. What was the whole deal about the 'final duty"?
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Jumby my beloved...
>>534320097PANPAKAPAN
Aris leveled up as a person!
Some artists simply cannot draw certain students
>>534320061That's the natural state of lolis in the wild
>>534319654i understand. we should say no more.
wish we could be friend on another platform like session but...
>>534319757Why are her hips so wide
>>534319416it's the top result if you search for BA on github
https://github.com/pur1fying/blue_archive_auto_script
>>534319529using api
Okay but where the FUCK is the next collab????
And no, I don't want a boomer anime like Girl Last Tour or Lucky Star, give me something fresh
are any of the welfare units we can get from the event tab worth leveling and investing into, or are they all just "better than nothing"?
>>534319529nvm. it is using screen automation.
>>534320239You are just jelly.
>>534320560the millennium track event will give you a ue50 t.hasumi. she is still dogshit tho.
>>534320560sShizuko is the best one, fubuki is also good for hod and wakaboat. And since we get UE50 hasumi she is also good
>>534320560swimsuit shizuko is probably going to be your go to repositioner if you're a newfag
>>534320292But? You want to hear more of my plans for Plana-chan?
>>534320546Letโs gooo!!!
>>534320097The final solution
>>534320560I am a big Izumi enjoyer. Stun plus loads of aoe red damage
>>534320546TF2 collab soon, trust
>>534320546>Girl Last Tour>boomer anime
>>534320097One of them had to sacrifice themself to destroy the barrier during vol F.
The same barrier will be used by the Deca.
Do the math.
>>534320920but i may start glowing a bit... dangerous
jesus Sensei, tell us how you really feel
>>534320410Nice script, but too bad i'm a Jake P player.
let's just sacrifice momoi
>>534321216yeah, itโs more like tranny trash made by a middle aged AGP
>>534320546I guess Frieren collab would be problematic since she would indiscriminately start massacring demon students
>>534320546>I don't want a boomer animemy dude the two collabs we had so far was raildex and fucking miku, if there is a third it is going to be a boomer anime
Chibi Rio has single handly repaired the reputation of big Rio
>>534320546All other choices are wrong.
>>534319757>Hot takeJapanese choreographed dances are cringe and gay.
>>534318523You must be talking about Shiggy since Nodoka is my wife
>>534321934Yes, actually.
>>534320546THEN PRAY AND TELL WHAT OTHER IP MAKES SENSE?!
RAILGUN WAS TAILOR MADE FOR BLUE ARCHIVE! MIKU ALSO MAKES SENSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE TECHNOLOGICAL MUMBO JUMBO AND MIKU BEING WHIMSICAL HERSELF
SO WHATS LEFT?!
>>534322249>SO WHATS LEFT?!
>>534322330who gives a fuck about faggot shit ?! WE NEED A GIRLS DOMINATED IP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>534320546Touhou
Mario
Sonic
Girls und Panzer
Star Wars where students cosplay as Star Wars charcters
>>534317198>>534317792You're a Hinafag, you obviously like trash, your opinion on the quality of the event is worthless.
>>534322249Strike Witches. It's as, if not more tailored for BA - you don't even need to invent nonsensical guns that none of them need like Railgun.
>>534322130Hina Total Assault
>>534317198hina fag likes shitty event, many such cases
Hehe
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Oh god Yume is so hot, we'll keep this a secret from Hoshino.
>>534322330Lmao they could unironically fit so well in the BA universe, because they could 100% withstand bullets, explosions and everything.
>>534314197I'm a loser NEET who actively ignores job recruiters
I'm sure that Fubuki understands
>>534317198It's funny, it's just that most events are better
>>534322490How would they get away with all the pantyshots?
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>nonstop samefagging
You know who you are. I wish you endless suffering and that your parents die an early, painful death
>>534322249simfergerrr, but only Chris
It would even keep up the pattern of dead properties
>>534322974Leave Hina alone or else.
>>534322964More importantly, how would they get away with nipples
I'm under the sheets eating Hina out.
>>534323140I am Hina's strongest defender. NOT YOU
Gimme a Higurashi collab that includes Hanyuu or Umineko for Maria.
> rewatching vol 3
> noticed that Hanako was about to say something positive about expulsion.
I love rereads when I knew the context
>>534322964Blue Archive has them so...
>>534323234KEK Obviously a Hinatard is a schizo
>>534323470>Higurashiyes
>Uminekohell no
Say things about blue archive to make you more menhera than Haruka!
Is the raid ticket still consumed if I fail the raid and preservation thingy kicks in?
>>534323432i love my stalker wife
Honestly I'm just glad that they went away from the prototype idea of BA being exclusively about reviving Abydos and all the units you get in the game are freshly translated students.
>>534323709>look at that subtle off-red coloring...>shes even teasing an upskirt shot...
I'm just glad Nonomi isn't here.
>>534314675Iori
17cm length 5cm width
>>534324020fr fr fr ong fr bruh no way bro fr ong ong ong fr bruh nah bruh fr fr bruh no way ong naw fr fr nah bro ong fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr ong no way fr nah bro hell nah bro
fr bruh ong no way?
I'm starting to think that none of you actually think
>>534323824>Imagine if we were Haruka's sensei before she met aru.>Try to stop her bullies but they raped you instead.>Slowly your body and heart is stolen by the bullies.>Haruka sees the whole thing in a video.I think I'm fucked up.
>>534324020Kirara zoomer lingo
Another BA artists has post NTR
>>534324252The worst part of this is that it would encourage Haruka to reject any helping hands offered to her
Maybe part of the reason that Aru managed to save her is because Aru and Mutsuki are strong
>>534324392Not surprising, his last few comics were pretty sus.
>>534324392What's the NTR here?
>>534322964ใใณใใใใชใใใๆฅใใใใใชใใใ
Is it weird that Nikke fans wants vanilla sex outside of a few but Blue Archive wants students to rape their sensei? Even the child.
Cute AroPla dance from a Weibo video.
https://weibo.com/tv/show/1034:5196671055757392
I couldn't figure out how to download without an account so settled for a 720p (Weibo is 1080p) twitter reupload. If anyone has a Weibo account, share the 1080p rip and I'll redo this soundpost.
which student would happily treat Sensei as an urinal and call him names?
>>534324756Because Nikke is nothing but misery already.
>>534324857Blue archive is such a breath of fresh air for me, most gacha game is so dark or doesn't fill me with so much hope
>>534320546Kanojo Okarishimasu
>>534324756i find it funny that all regions for blue archive just concluded that sensei is the one who gets raped instead of doing the rape or being the dom.
When are we getting kissing feature added?
>>534324692>long time no see, sensei
>>534324756>>534325324I mean this is the setting where even random mob-chans could easily overpower a fit adult man, it kinda lends itself to that
Plana gacha animation when?
>>534325358This is not sexy, Momoi is a shithead
>>534325358I really can't see Momoi as a romantic partner
>>534324823I clicked that link and now my pyros are gone
>>534325471Pretty sure they said it was coming at some point
>>534325471It's better if they did not add it otherwise you'll all hate her like you hate Arona.
>>534325737what if they made it so she showed up when you got a pink
>>534325358This would be sexier if midori was watching in the corner
>>534324823https://files.catbox.moe/2axof9.mp4
>>534325812Arona should give the pinks since Plana is the evil twin
>>534324392if this is yuuka and noa all grown up, and these are their kids, how is this ntr? this literally what will happen with all of our students, all of them are going graduate, grow up, and have their own life independent of you. youโre not actually dating any of them in the game
>>534325812> Now you can focus all your hatred into Arona!I understand that not all students or AI are equal, but let's not go that far here.
>>534324392>Sensei is a deadbeat father
> Re-reading Vol3, Mika's first response to sensei about eden treaty and seia's lack of presence is absolute silence.
Was this foreshadowing?
>>534324756Don't know much about other settings, but aren't they pretty normal with botes/nikkers/dolls being outliers? There's a rule of law set by the normal majority that they need to abide by to not get turned into glue and fertilizer
Whereas sensei has come to the land of the lawless, where even the dogs are bulletproof, and he has no way to defend himself
>Try raping innocent wholesome cutie-pie mobchan
>she slaps you
>neck broken
What do
>>534325737Just keep Arona's neutrality but only allow Plana for pinks.
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>>534325358soon. when miyako gets first kiss
I'm happy to kiss most of my students, except any students that think mint chocolate is a good flavour any student that thinks that needs to be s
>>534326126I say things like this
>>534325918>this literally what will happen with all of our studentsNope. I am marrying every single of of my students except for Moe and Hina
>>534326126But what if it's the other way around, what if she said I'm mature for my age?
>>534326009Speaking of early Volume 3, when Nagisa and Mika first met Sensei they said he looks more normal and similar to them than they expected. Did they expect him to look like Gematria? How did they know what Gematria members look like?
>>534326325ken kaneki sensei is hard to take seriously
They should make it so that Arona and Plana strip naked when you get a pink.
>>534326364Nah, I think they just expected him to look like an animal or a robot
>>534325918kys fag, i am gonna marry all my students
>>534326364Or they meant animal mobs
>>534325358Once they increase the bond cap to 200.
And the kissing scene won't be unlocked until you reach 150.
>>534326364Considering their only knowledge of men is smut and pop culture stuffs, they were probably expecting brad pitt or asian equivalent but just got an above-average normal dude
>>534326467>>534326517I'd think the animals and robots would be more "normal" for them if anything.
I want to fuck Azoos and Fuuka
>/bag/ strongly interpreting bad writing again
lol
i refuse to think sensei is asian since im white
The next student posted will have my children and the last two digits of my post decide how many children they give me.
>>534326652dude, all of them are in boarding schools, they have families back home, do you think they have never seen their fathers, brothers, uncles?
>>534326956I won't let you cuck me.
>>534326985i hope this is bait
>>534327006mmmm choco feet >:p
Akshually students reproduce by parthenogenesis
>this guy is literally a basement dweller who refuses to become an adult
damn, I feel called out...
>>534327112>t. insecure harem cuck or a yuritroon
>>534327315That's a child
UTAHA WAIT YOU CANT DO THAT
>>534324392someone translate
>>534327294hi mihomo fag kys
I think I'm in love with her.
Hoshino should FRY herself.
https://x.com/uggEe555/status/1953474845657719243
Good thing: I'm going to be able to roll 3 banners in a row which means free dopamine
Bad thing: My pyro savings are going straigh through the trash
>>534327587>oh nooo, my student has a father, that means there was another manโs penis near her, sheโs not le pure, this canโt be happening!!!
>>534325918Not a game for you faggot, leave NOW
I seriously think Hina will end up with Sensei. They are way too close and the momo just reeks of couple relationship.
Plana? Sexy
Arona? Disgusting
Nn, I seriously think I- uh Shiroko will end up with Sensei. They are way too close and the momo just reeks of couple relationship.
Students reproduce by splitting into two young students once they reach maturity
>>534327919>christmas knights, nyfoods, and reiWhat strange, eclectic tastes you've got
>>534328052How can I try drinking strawberry milk without feeling incredibly gay. I always see it at the grocery store but I'm afraid to buy it.
According to Japanese database statistics, these are the students which are most searched for in regards to merch/doujins/manga/etc.
Thoughts? I'm surprised Noa is so high.
d-did you guys seriously measure your fucking penis size while it's erect?
I seriously think BlackSuit will end up with Sensei. They are way too close and the philosophical discussions they have just reek of couple relationship
>>534328325Maybe if she took off her shoes
>>534328310Surprised to see Noa and Iroha, the rest I was expecting
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>>534328310> All the most popular students are the most searchedAnd the sky is blue.
I seriously think Ibuki will end up with Sensei. She's a succubus and I want to fuck her.
>>534328390i have the biggest dick ITT (19 cm) and can confirm this, sorry ladies
>>534328310Are Asuna/Karin/Toki/Rio only popular internationally, or only with secondaries?
I can't explain this without soundling like a schizo but Hoshino, Hina, Kisaki and Seia are industry plants
>AronaPT-5 is out
Thoughts?
>>534328307You don't have to drink it in front of everyone. Are you one of these guys who are too scared to order dessert?
>>534328867You're a schizo for not including Kazusa
>>534328310Don't show Irohaschizo this
>>534328867You're not sounding like a schizo but an idiot.
>>534328310I thought people want to fuck Ibuki...
>>534328310>4/10 Trinity>2/10 Millennium>2/10 GehennaHow is Trinity so strong?
If Gookako makes one more stupid post I will rape them.
>>534329073Kemono friends was peak
>>534329218They have the best volume in the game
I still need to get ny.Fuuka and Hikari, but Sena is so pretty fuuuuuuuuck
>>534329351I don't know, V1Ch3 was super fucking strong to me.
>>534329468You mean strong for Hoshino meanwhile everyone else got sidelined.
Shiroko is not even up there, and it shows.
>>534329142Not everyone is into loli so naturally loli will be less popular
>>534329427her momos were really good and the l2d is 10/10 no regrets pulling her
Hina carried the Abydos volume.
>>534328337Everyone does that
Hina is carrying my children.
Hina carried my dick into her pussy
>>534328458yeah it's not good, you're supposed to measure circumference, not width
>>534329468The correct term is "peak".
>>534328337As opposed to what, measuring it while flaccid?
Kasumi and Megu are the only good Gehenna students
>>534328310>Iroha at 7Makes the whole list instantly invalid.
>>534329897>grab flaccid penis>stretch it out as much as possible>write down 45 cm
Man FUCK this stupid challenge it's so dogshit why the hell does Tsubaki fucking stay in the corner like a retard for 5 seconds. This is more maldy than fucking kurokage I hate this piece of shit game so much it's unreal
>>534328718In general, any character that has a higher average % of porn is secondarybait. This isn't to say that all Asuna or Rio fans are secondaries, but rather people from outside the fanbase are more likely to be interested in them purely for sexual reasons. Characters like Rio, Hasumi, Asuna, Karin, and Toki get a lot of artwork, but a great chunk of it is pornography. It creates a feedback loop where the art that circulates the most is porn due to secondary appeal, which encourages artists to make more porn, etc.
C&C in general is basically just the secondarybait club.
>>534330067> 45 cmWhatever you say plasticman.
>>534329597Strong for Sensei.
>>534330103>Kaede that high
>>534330067did a fat, ugly girl make this post? every men knows this is impossible
>>534330446Impossible for you maybe
>>534330446>he doesn't count the foreskin
What do you mean you want to fuck HIna? Aren't you disgusted in yourself for wanting to have sex with a cute student? Aren't you ashamed of lifing Hina with the penis and having her feet off the floor? You think she would flap her wings as she bounces on your penis by flying/landing? Shame on you for having such degenerate thoughts.
All fanfictions suck, especially that one.
>>534318326>you now understand that japanese will randomly use hiragana or katana whenever they feel like it or to emphasize something, or kanji they use don't mean shit if they add a random yomigana that want to usefriendly reminder that ่ถ
้ป็ฃ็ ฒ for toaru is read "railgun" any anyone reading it as "choudenjibou" is an EOP
>and then there's ๆฆ็ฅ็็ ดๅฃ้ญ่กๅ
ตๅจ read as "mahou"
>>534330527Schoolgirl Neru blink when?
>>534330103>>534330306sinful 1X year old milkers...
>>534330354People ONLY like her for her tits
>>534330875gotta love chuuni shit, very good for learning japanese
New player who started with Steam release here.
Is regular Mari any good? I love her design but her kit seems kinda bricky. I'd like to raise a character I like but she seems like a waste of resources.
>>534326325what happened to her ears in the first panel?
>>534331132She is extremely niche and won't be useful for a newfag
>>534330841I wrote a gay HxH one a few years ago and every now and then I still get an email about someone commenting on it
It feels good mad
>>534328718>>534330103>secondaries like it>if you like it, you're a secondaryhttps://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/false-cause
>mald a little bit on INS to improve my score
>go up by over 1k ranks
jeez
>>534331132She's complete dogshit and is never used but if you like her you should invest in her anyway because waifufagging is the most important part of the game
>>534327927You are wrong. The game is not about dating your students and that runs opposite of the entire theme of the game
>>534331132Peroro second team maybe after using natsu
>>534331132YOU DO NOT CARE IF SHE'S GOOD OR NOT. IF YOU LIKE HER, THEN YOU RAISE HER
>rank 7500
Why am I getting Gold?
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to continue the summer events! We found Momiji at the spa area! Birthday Spa treatments are the best right? Lets hit the food court for some funnel cake after this!
>>534331370>The game is not about dating your studentsnta but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>534331132You should probably still raise her Bond Rank anyway since it raises the stats of her very meta Idol alt.
Try saving for the next chance at that alt since it's limited.
>>534330102she does that on purpose. she knows you are seething
i think all students will end up with sensei
>>534331331Imagine one of your students flying into a rage and beating you up, only to come back to their senses and become a broken sobbing mess as they start raping you to comfort you.
>>534331492The game is not about dating your students. You as a Sensei intentionally do not reciprocate any of their crushes. Your goal is to let them live and grow without the weight of adults on them, including yourself.
>>534331489Thank you Reisa
>>534331132I got her to 3* from eleph boxes, she's actually real useful for clearing concetrated command where you have to use 2+ teams and cheap healers allow you to skip more fights
>>534331634But if I say I want the opposite I'm somehow fucking evil
Kill yourself
>>534331313Secondary-kun...
Yeah, buying Iori's grade school photo album off the black market in secret was definitely about letting her grow
>>534330103How does she do it?
>>534331928By having a boring personality that no one cares about. So they just fap to paizuri images of her
The game is not about dating your students, because it's all your fault Sensei, you talk about wanting to help your students, as a teacher, as an adult but you flaunt your adult body in front of them, do outrageous things like licking student feet, sniffing their hair in public, giving them nicknames and so many more students, you sensei, are a slut, a disgusting manwhore whose only good for his encouraging words and your cock, your cock is for your students Sensei, you don't get to say no because again, it's all your fault, so you're gonna take it, take every last thing and you don't get to complain.
>>534331348did you get to plat tho?
>>534331906it was about letting sensei's dick grow
https://youtu.be/7xGABT0bBw8?si=X4NtdUB1mpi1m0Iy
when are we getting a event for a real sport
>>534331331>this face>this artholy shit the 'artist' should just give up
>>534332003There's not even a lot of paizuri art. There's barely any Kaede porn fuck you fuck you
>>534331676how about kys fucking faggot go blame some mihomotrash nigga
>>534332103>Ako>good girlShe wanted me to dance around naked.
>>534332134That mindset explains the state of your life
>>534331676 We literally go on a date so many times with the students.
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how are they not banned
>>534332309cute phone posting shitter with very 'good' taste
>>534332103>Ako>good girl>Niyaniya>looks like a good girl
How do you reply to this without sounding mad?
>>534331676You better not be genuinely trying to talk the forsaken souls who live /here/ out of cranking it to every student. It's not possible to get through to cumbrains.
>>534332328By "dating", I obviously mean "being in a relationship with". We take them on platonic dates.
>>534332209I'm sorry you don't actually read the story of the game you play
>>534332345Nexon employees needs to manually watch their demos and verify that they are indeed cheaters, it's their procedure to do so before they perform ban hammer.
Which student would strip naked for me without asking any questions?
>>534332345Because John Nexon doesn't care? Should be fairly simple to implement automatic banning for too fast clears or too low account level
>>534332630Eimi, Hanako, Midori
>>534332536You can jerk it all you want. The original issue is calling it NTR when someone draws students as adults with their own families
>>534332596There are actually demos they can watch?
>>534332103>this is a good girl
>>534332513kek, how the fuck does that even happen unless he's doing Torment or Lunatic?
>>534332328>We literally go on a dateno you don't, nothing is serious, nothing ever happens
>>534316193There were 3 guys walking on the beach, a white guy, a spic, and a black guy...
>>534331313I didn't say that. Just that they are highly liked by secondaries.
>>534317246XXAXAXAXAXXAAXXAXaXAXAXAXXAXAXAX
>>534332751Yeah, quite literally the nicest girl in Trinity.
This gay redditor recontextualization of BA story as "nooo you're not dating them you're helping them to be good adults without you!!!" only hangs on a couple of loose strings from V3 and F and once you take more into account, such as the momotalks, it immediately loses all footing
These girls need you, both now and into their adulthood, both platonically and romantically, if you want to play some gay NTR headcanon do so without forcing it on everyone else
>>534331132>she seems like a waste of resources.So you don't really like her.
>battlefield 6 release day
>you are spending your time on a gacha general
???
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Gehenna gyarus
>>534332513I don't understand the content complainers
just skip and sweep if you don't have time
>>534332924I will marry all my students
why does this korean game have japanese text everywhere
>>534332924I will marry most of my students.
>>534332924Thank you Seia, please hug me.
>>534332979>playing anything after BF1
>>534333034Izuna's vagina...
>>534332685Wait Midori, I always thought she was actually too shy.
>>534332924I will impregnate my students and refuse to take responsibility
Which student is a strong independent woman who needs no men?
>>534332428A traditionally successful person wouldn't be shrieking their opinions into the void in the hopes of being seen by randoms
Inb4 akshually you make 6 figures, just got a promotion, own 30 acres in the appalachian mountains, don't need no sex, go hiking and to the gun range and all the other standard socially acceptable hobbies, etc etc
>>534332345Nexon is just like Clownchyroll, they'll ban a few cheaters to look good and then call it a day. The fags even post an announcement about banning 2 or 5 on Twitter, while letting 50 more run wild
>>534332979>caring about dollar store BF4 after 3 bad games in a row
Shitposting is more fun than playing videogames
>>534332513Unrelated, but is there a way to turn off the overly aggressive chat filter? I thought the k***ht shit in Soulsbourne was as ridiculous as it could get, but this takes the cake, I literally don't understand half the messages in my club's chat.
Racist momoi isnโt funny
>>534332979I haven't played a BF game since Bad Company 2 and BF3, don't care
I cannot masturbate to momoi
Her comic relief fandom status makes my penis flacid
how's that shupostash looking so far /bag/?
>58k + 89 pull tickets here
You only need 24,000 for Hikari
>>534332979Never played battlefield.
>>534332924I French kiss my students on sight
>>534332924based seia poster, i will marry all my students. cause im not a faggot redditor
>>534334298please refer to this gif
>>534333783
>>534332979It's a closed beta
I honestly did not understand what all the fuss about shupos was about (other than coomer-related stuff) until I read V1C3 and the Highlander mini-story
>>534334243Good luck, I had to double spark on JP
>>534334667I'm double sparking even if I get both from rolls
my shupos WILL be maxed out
>>534330045Because it goes against your narrative lmao
>>534334583but enough about sensei
>>534334613Do you love them now?
>>534334583not really. like 400k people on. you dont even need to preorder
>>534334779I need mommy Muchuki to smooch and comfort me after getting gold yet again
why is there a cuck trying to say we arent gonna date our students?
>>534328310I wonder why the devs refuse to give Iroha anything despite this. Youโd think they want to make money and would be happy a character is popular, despite their best efforts to shill against her.
>>534335217John Nexon told me himself the last time I saw him that he HATES Iroha.
>>534334927I can't quite say I already love them but now I have reasons to roll for them that aren't meta or going with the flow. It definitely made me want to see more of them.
>>534328310jap have shit taste many such cases
>>534335276You joke but I wouldnโt be surprised if devs have said among themselves that they hate her for some reason. No other excuse for how sheโs been treated relative to her popularity and quality.
>>534334779You should not post this
>>534335486I love these women
>>534332924>loose stringsThe game very hamfistedly says every damn chapter that forcing adult problems on kids is bad. It's probably the most clear and repeated part of the game. Sensei doesn't baby students or allow them to develop unhealthy codependency. If he has to look after every student into adulthood, he has failed as a Sensei
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why is she like this?
>>534335438She was waiting for (You)
>>534328310>Japanese database statistics What? What site is this from? What was the data collection period? I swear people just see numbers on a fucking image and take them as facts
>>534334779mut is not kind or caring. why project them on her when there are other students with those qualities?
>>534335604go back to r*ddit nigger. you can cuck yourself and kys.
>>534330103I don't know about everyone else but I started playing BA entired because of the violent breasts child. Never got her from the gacha but if everything goes well it should only take two more GAs now that she's in the shop.
I also hope the game gets more little girls with giant tits in the future.
>Wife will forever be associated with H*na
Yuck
>>534335864Akobroโฆ Kasumibroโฆ Ioribroโฆ Makotobroโฆ
>>534335864actually your fault
>>534335810All PS68 students are actually kind and caring, it's called gap moe you plebian
any tips on how do delay groggy till I have all the hanako stacks ready? I either do too much damage and pop early or let someone die from lack of heals
>>534335604Also there currently is no adulthood in kivotos for the students
*x-files theme*
>>534335817>Buzzword buzzword buzzwordTry again with big boy words this time.
>>534335802You sound upset
>>534335864Gehennoidbro...
>>534335594Those are childs
>>534336027Dealing with too much dmg is easy - just shoot at fewer targets if you're too much ahead.
>>534334613they were instantly sex. i believe they had like 700+ art on pixiv the day within their reveal stream
>>534335604nobody's forcing adult problems on them, looking after them as they grow is the sensei like thing to do
>>534330103Is that the rickshaw girl below Kaede?
>>534336193I hate retarded "stats", yes
>>534336005Give me one instance of Mutsuki showing motherly concern for Sensei.
>>534336231These are adult woman hips
>>534332096ye, crawled up to plat again
>>534332924Momos are non canon btw. Just like bond lines in literally every other gacha.
>>534336294>runs a city stateAre you sure about that?
>>534336629stop bating nigga
>>534334298imagine being a soulless metacuck skipping Nozomi for smika
couldnt be me
>>534336723I'm skipping her because I simply don't like her
>>534336629Very wrong, a lot of Main Story and events stuff wouldn't even make sense without Momos.
Tranny
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q5yIP3iJD0
What do you think about the new voice of Cherino?
Is it more moral to not roll for shupos at all than to leave one of them behind?
>>534336840i dont care about cherino and i wish she never existed like the rest of her school except nodoka and the stout
>>534336250the amount of time it takes to pop it with autos is too long and I end up losing someone for lack of heals
>>534336840I will always hate on new thing.
>>534336629Mika's momos literally come up in the recent event so no
>>534336791ahh. tastelet. cant be helped then
>>534336840I hate every single comment on this video.
>>534336791I didn't like her either when she was initially revealed but every artist is depicting her as this top tier wife so I'm getting interested.
>>534336986he likes to cuck himself so he wants everyone else to believe they are cucks as well
>>534336791wait til you see her event. they're both amazing
>>534336840I'm disappointed
the stern tone made her so enjoyable to use
>>534337028its because her Momotalks, they turn her into a mature mommygaki or whatever. Basically she becomes food for the soul
>>534337153Damn nigga is cuck the only word you know
>>534336972You should be triggering it with Hanako's normal skill.
>>534336964While spec ops are obviously the best club, surely you don't hate Momiji... The rest are understandable honestly.
>>534336840I never cared much for Tange as Cherino cause it's literally just Nero and Nero is pretty one-note (inb4 Wakamo - yeah, that's the point, Chiwa's Tamamo voice is much more varied), but I can't honestly say this sounds right to my ear.
>>534325812In Plana's universe, pink is probably the equivalent of blue
>>534332979I don't play pozzed games.
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coom in doom
rope in hope
>>534331531Every copy of Blue Archive copy is personalized
>>534332630I bet Toki would, maybe Akari, maybe Haruka