You really thought you'd get to play today? How pathetic!
Gurubashi x1 PvP
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?Maybe today.
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server.
>Can I register?No.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsBack to retail.
>/epog/ GuildsLOL
>Latest NewsServers up in "couple" days
Wipefags lost.
>Previous Thread>>534303180
I want to drink femgnome piss.
I'll just leave this for when you're ready
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
No pressure
>>534326542 (OP)Now we fucking PVMPING
>launch pr up
>24h to merge
>>534323687gave it a shot, it really wants to imply sex.
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If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansionsโ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project thatโs been going strong for 8 years.
I genuinely donโt get it.
Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:
3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)
2 new dungeons
600+ new items
Tons of other custom content
Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
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>>534326823just post the webm already get it over with
Hope you guys enjoy your server but turtle always wins.
how do you think pvp will play out for healers? am I gonna be a free kill as a priest vanilla style or a raidboss like tbc
wallcraft has a "windowed mode" option in the video settings but every time I select it, my screen goes black and I have to alt + f4
fucking 1.12.1
Bring me the scarlet crusade
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>>534327014cumming on jahy's feet
>>534326823go away shill
only gurubashi chads are allowed in this thread
>>534326823>playing on a mafia server
OPEN UP REGISTRATION NOW LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anal with midna anon
anal with jahy anon
>>534326993no, but you see, if you install these 10 things, it becomes barely functional and it may or may not stop crashing when you literally anything
rubbing my big fat belly while i wait for the 'poch
gonna have a good time beating loot pinatas on kezan with the bros
Maybe it's just a special case because it's a wow pserver and that really brings out the dregs of society but man their discord really is just a quagmire. It's just people that can barely speak english, epic memelords and grok/chatgpt prompts.
>>534327306They increased the difficulty thought, we don't know if everything will stay a cakewalk
>>534327306living the life there, fellow kezani
guys my vibes dont feel so good.
>>534326983TBC talents + "not resillence" so you're very hard to kill without a healing reduction effect
>>534326542 (OP)Evil dragons look like that?!!
>>534327561take a break, we'll cover for you
>>534326629Guild applications are a filter for third worlders and impatient retards. They really do amazing work for your recruitment in retail. In classic, I have no idea how effective they are because the content is generally so easy that any barrier may filter too many people when just inviting whoever is going to get the job done anyway.
>>534326802this legit looks so bad, it makes me worried the unreal bullshit kills turtle. Why not port the game to 3.3.5 or somethign else? I'm not a programmer but isn't it insanely ambitious to "port" the game to unreal?
>last development update was 17 hours ago
Daily reminder that epoch is a experiment that aims to prove that gamers act the same as addicts when denied a fix
>Actually playing on a PvP server
Lmao, enjoy your 500 people online in two months.
if troondle is so good why do their talent trees look like they were made by 15 year young idea guys?
Hello fellow slopa artist.
>>534328020Is there a retard-proof guide to make your own sloppa?
>>534328020what a messy bitch
>>534326983>warrior uses bladestorm>you don't have dispersiongee
POCHIE LAUNCHES TONIGHT! POCHIE LAUNCHES TONIGHT! POCHIE LAUNCHES TONIGHT!
>>534326802>>534327772real question is how it will feel to play. basically no other mmorpg managed to feel as smooth, snappy and fluid as WoW. can turtle devs really recreate that feeling on a totally different engine? doubt it
>>534328306*pops pain suppression*
heh, nothing personnel kid
LUL
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I make good sloppa not gooner sloppa
so is it finally working?
what about all this stuff?
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)
>>534328403there is no such thing as good sloppa, rashir.
BM or Survival for leveling huntard on Turtle?
>>534328403That's a contradiction
>>534327772According to leaks they are dying and wasted tons of money on marketing to chinks but retail coming back to china fucked them over. And now they are planning on implementing a subscription model for some shitty coins
Pochie out rignt NOW or else...
>>534328424NOTHING IS WORKING
>>534326298tried, the cumshot is very finnicky and i'm too lazy to make it better
https://files.catbox.moe/4beg70.png
>>534328520>now they are planning on implementing a subscription modelsauce?
>server relaunches
>crashes after 5 minutes
>radio silence for 24 hours
>thanks guys that did the trick
POCHIE NIGHT
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>>534328505ask the turtle thread
What race should I play if I main Dry Bones in Mario Kart?
>>534328350>>534328249"Couple days" end tomorrow.
Pochie friday!
>>534328520>turtle is gonna push out a sub based model
Tyrande paizuri explosive cumshot with a shota please pleas pleasedeee
>>534328403that's shit sloppa though
>UPDATE GAME IN LAUNCHER
IT'S HAPPENING
UPDATE GAME IN LAUNCHER
IT'S HAPPENING
>UPDATE GAME IN LAUNCHER
IT'S HAPPENING
>>534328395*pops Mortal Strike*
Have fun outhealing nothing bitch sit the fucoj diwb and let me rape you bitch I'm a warrior bitch you ะOT NO ESCAPE BะTCH STUPID TRANNY DRES CLASS KYS KYS KYSSSS I WIN MY NAME I LA GOKU I WIN KAMEA AAAAAAAAAA
>>534328520lil bro those leaks came out a year ago and nothing in them has materialized
>>534328520please be true
>>534328815stop just stop
>>534328815LAUNCH 1
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>534328607https://github.com/brian8544/turtle-wow
>>534328720I consider the day the same till i sleep so tonight means till the sun rises
>>534328594>>534328816HOLYYY. That's good sloppa king, keep up the great work. Tyrande and Whitemane competing for the title of ultimate shota rapist
Sloppa artist, may I please have some kissing?
how are wipe voters coping?
>>534328983>he sleepshave fun in the que
>>534328201You start here:
https://betterwaifu.com/blog/stable-diffusion-nsfw
and then you build your skills by importing more advanced workflows that use things like scuffed regional prompting, adetailers, controlnet, t2v & i2v models, masking etc.
Then you collect 1.3 TB of models including checkpoints & loras and memorize how to effectively prompt with them as they all differ from lora to lora and cpoint to cpoint depending on weights and training material.
They need 24 hours to mull over the polls. 24 hours to clear inventories. 48 hours to type up the perfect launch announcement. And then launch will be randomly 2-3 days from then at 2-6am without saying when to slow down the queues.
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>>534329204I have adapted to sleeping in 2-3 hour intervals. I will be the first neet in POCHIE!!
okay guys im gonna go to bed which means they'll start updating the game and relaunch the servers soon trust
>>534329138i think its the wrong decision but prune is an okay middle ground
i will continue my adventure on my level 7 chacter :)
Explorer's Contract? Enabled.
Reality Recalibrators? Activated.
>>534327772You guys realize you dont have to use the unreal graphics part? Worst case scenario for Turtle
>Everyone hates the look of unreal>But they like the benefits to the engine>So everyone runs the legacy version which still has all the benefits>Devs kinda wasted time doing the unreal graphics portion>Still leagues better roadmap than any other server even with the setback
>>534329398How do you switch off transmogs?
>>534329467nah id use 1.12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUwA9vnufj4
thread theme
any idea what the level rewards are for the two challenges?
>people believe the stealth relaunch won't be an absolute shitshow again
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>>534326542 (OP)why she like this?
>>534329568How long till server crashes post relaunch? Taking bets.
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UE5 runs like shit, regardless of the graphical aspects of it.
>>534329557how have I never heard this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKJvJCsey84
The impeccable vibe of the childlike excitement and hype of trying something new for the first time.
>>534329661shills will never admit this, but even lower poly games run like shit on UE5
>>534329323kek, now NAZAN
>>534329660A few hours, it'll take one of the level 15s getting to some new custom content that hasn't been tested.
>>534329398>chacterkill myself
>>534329467its not the graphics that concern me, its that the game 'feel' will somehow be off, switching to an engine surely means basic things like movement, the UI and combat gets altered and they have to try and replicate it as much as possible
though, the graphics do look terrible and I don't understand what people are thinking when they fawn over it. WoW looks fine as it is because of how stylised it is.
>>534329506guy in mage tower, idk where on the brown faction
world of warcraft catackalism
I don't get it
if the turtle shill says 1.12 is perfectly playable why do they bother porting everything to UE5slop?
>>534329568i BEELIEVE it might actually work
lol lmao said the server
>>534329660crash as soon as it hits notably over 5k players
>>534329834to make normies basedpoint at it
>>534328594I peed white
Thanks sloppa god
>>534326542 (OP)I want Cunnyxia to laugh at my pathetic shrimp dick
>>534329834>Why improve things in society that already work?
>>534328965oh, those leaks. nothing recent. they aren't going to implement a sub model.
>>534329781>its not the graphics that concern me, its that the game 'feel' will somehow be off,I sincerely doubt they will be able to 1:1 recreate WoW's feel in an entirely different engine, no other MMO was able to do it in all the years WoW clones were being shat out every month, what makes people think a small team working on a notoriously bad engine will be able to?
>>534329467> turtle trannydevs take HRT pills and transition>turtle trannydevs will forve everyone to take the RTX pill and transitionpoetry
>>534329951I want to take Cunnyxia on a date that ends in consensual sex in the missionary position.
>>534329781>the graphics do look terrible and I don't understand what people are thinking when they fawn over it.There are scores of people that just get completely mystified by "high fidelity" graphics and lots of post-processing effects that genuinely do not understand what a visual aesthetic is. Their logic begins and ends at "but this game looks old it's ugly therefore it's bad, if it looked like modern games it would be good"
>>534329975>UE5>improvementcome on now
>>534330062My favourite bit is that they and the million shills are going to spend the year afterwards lying to me and telling me it totally feels the same and I'm going to sound like an autistic schizophrenic when I can tell something is off.
>>534330138this sums it up desu
>post indian flag in epoch's general chat
>they immediately delete it
what did they mean by this?
THIS IS KAZUMOK'S BF, THE FAG SQUAD
>>534329834i will let you all in on a little secret. UE5 is a marketing gimmick not to be taken seriously. if they really wanted a better client they would switch to the Wratch client since that would be way easier from a dev perspective with a proven and predictable outcome. UE5 is just a marketing gimmick to get people to roll on Turtle.
>>534330380why is everyone in grizzly schizophrenic
why are gurubashi players so obnoxious
>Ascension has HD models and transmogs that you can turn off
EWWWWW UGLY WOD MODELS WITH NO WAY TO TURN THEM OFF AND HORRIBLE TRANSMOGS WITH NO WAY TO TURN THEM OFF? THIS SERVER SUCKS!
>Turtle moving over to a vomit inducing UE5 NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN look that you can turn off
Who cares just turn it off lol?
Hmm there's something strange about this but I can't put my finger on it.
Pochie's coming tonight tonight, Pochie's coming toniiiight
>>534330493they're brown, simple as
Is rogue comfy leveling?
After leveling a frontshred druid I don't think I can deal with that amount of apm just to quest.
Also, my cat for took lots of damage
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>>534330494BOTH ARE SHIT YOU RETARD.
>>534330493who do you think pvp servers are for
>>534330541rogue is comfy, especially if you take advantage of the class's benefits when traversing the world
keep your first aid and cooking up, and get a profession, maybe alchemy? fits the theme
>>534330494What did he mean by this?
>>534330541>Is rogue comfy leveling?hunter is "comfy leveling." rogue is almost as bad as warrior. it's nothing like a druid where you can self-heal.
>>534330541it is comfy but it's on the slower side of leveling imo. especially nice on pvp server to always having the option to stealth and pick your fights
>>534330709just use recuperate?
>>534330541i enjoy it, being able to stealth gives you a lot of flexibility in questing and gaining resources. lots of class quests for flavor too which are nice. pretty mindless as far as leveling rotation goes too, you just spam SS and Eviscerate, Slice and Dice for multiple mobs or whatever
>>534330709nah warrior leveling is pure AIDS at least rogue gets stealth and cool shit like poisons and lockpicking
>>534330772yeah it can be slow though, you don't have the same utility and CC that a mage, druid or hunter has. definitely have to pick your battles.
>>534330809no recuperate on epoch
>>534330945what is epoch?
>>534330972>>534330809I think you're lost bro.
>>534330972we just don't know yet...
>>534330972a server that failed to launch during the summer of 2025 when a lot of people were waiting for Blizzard to release classic +
genuinely: which class demolishes feral druids in pvp?
>>534330885strange view maybe but i think warrior levelling isnt aids, I think its one of the best experiences in older wow
it really incentivises you to go out and consider the profession side of the game
first aid becomes essential, cooking becomes incredibly important. having that extra stamina is crucial
primary professions are also great, either going alchemy to get those temporary buffs or maybe blacksmithing to craft either important pieces of armor or consistent weaponry to keep you up to date
it also encourages you to explore a little, finding easier areas to quest in, maybe running a dungeon one more time to try and aim for that specific bit of gear
it's the ultimate comfy experience for me, at least
>>534331031how the fuck am I in some wpsg sub thread suddenly, I blame the xanax and rotgut vodka
>>534331126all casters pretty much
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>>534331126Warlock and shadow priest
I will never understand the cope that Warrior is harder to level than Rogue in Vanilla/TBC. Warrior just melts everything its fighting and can kite between auto swings. Rogue is a no hit dual wielding piece of shit. They are both similar but Warrior kills much more efficiently. Rogue is safer and therefor "easier" if you're retarded and keep facepulling 3+ mobs and need to vanish constantly to reset.
>>534331126Trolls (bonus 5% damage vs beasts)
>>534331304>kiting between auto swingscowardly and sovlless
You ought to stand. Face your enemy. Are you white, or not?
>>534326823>>534326703everybody in the thread probably already played on turtle, and are waiting for epoch because they're either bored of it or didn't like it. I doubt your shilling is worth doing
>>534331394>the same webm againboo get some new material
>>534331394how'd you get in wtf
>>534331298check back later
Race wise how are priests looking
Which race(s) are the best for leveling
And at 60 what race(s) are looking the best for end game pve?
>>534331304Sweeping strikes is the real mvp, you pool 50 something rage vs 1 enemy and next pull 2 and rape both in no time.
Its also on just a 30second cd
>>534331394Looks sluggish. I can just 'feel' the difference.
>>534331394>dogshit turtle wow>can quest 20 levels below your maxYeah man look at you farm those level 6 furbolgs at 15. Rogue is insane!!
>>534331304yeah i had more issue on rogue than warrior
rogue's only saving grace is being nearly unable to die
>>534331126any class +engineering, they have instant grenade that fears beasts
>>534331126>genuinely: which class demolishes feral druids in pvp?i meant on epoch btw.!!
>>534331394The webm that KILLED Epoch.
>>534331394damn epoch looks like dogshit
>>534331298>26th month of the yearkek
>>534331394pfui is so shitty compared to elvui lmao
>>534331198that's what rogue leveling is like for me but i just can't with warrior
Epoch's launch failure was so devastating that it got Alex to make a new politics grift channel lmao:
https://www.youtube.com/@AlexSpeaks91/videos
>>534331715is this the kangaroo guy?
>>534331715one anon from earlier thread reevaluated his entire life because of the epoch disaster
>>534331394>>534331457can someone explain what the webm is trying to prove?
11 days ago... Mulgore... Pochie...
priestbros tell me about power world: shield
>does it scale with spellpower
>is it effected by mortal strike
>>534331298even though it's been 2 weeks since this date there has literally not been a single second of available time for us to update our website's information
>>534331715Why does he wear the hat backwards when it exposes his bald scalp
>>534330138They are soulless
Anyone with soul understands that Classic had the best art direction across all of WoW
Everything from environment art to seemingly small yet important details such as ensuring run animations looked convincing as though one were actually trudging through the land. Compare that with the retarded bouncy run on Retail.
>>534331715Who the fuck is going to want to listen to some balding manlet in his 30's who's most well known for playing wow and washing dishes?
>>534331509fuck off we're full
>>534331876that 1.12 is bad. truth is it doesn't matter they feel the same. "SMOOVE" is just a meme
>rend scales with attack power on wallcraft
cool
WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE CHEST MIMICS IN BRONZEBEARD?
Epoch gonna be so smoove mates
Its gonna be great
They sold your email and IP already. Why are you still here?
>>534332050>Compare that with the retarded bouncy run on Retail.this anon is a real one
>>534332250It was pretty smoove on that last test with 5k on, didn't notice any lag. Input or otherwise
>>534332263to play pochie
>>534331882This picture doesn't look real. Nothing in this image ever existed.
>>534331931Yes
No
If you time it right you can rage starve warriors basically neutering them, don't let anibody tell you warrior counters priest
>>534332263>he doesn't use dummy alias emailsngmi
what are we going to do when it turns out all the custom content is trash
>>534332050Why did they change the run animation anyways? Didn't they also remove the unique swing animations for each race at some point too? Very very gay.
>>534332454I don't care because I'm still playing vanilla with tbc classes which is PEAK
>>534332454most of it is just additions to existing content like giving mobs new spells, DM and WC reworks are the only major dungeon overhauls
>waiting soon-to-be a month just to play epooch
>only to find out that the custom content is a dogshit unfinished buggy mess
>>534332529because normies think new = better
>>534331797the one and only
>>534332050Yet they forgot to fix retarded animations like dwarves 2h special attacks or male NE and fem dwarves casting directed spells right in front of their face
>>534332542theres no death knight or monk retard
>>534332454>"welp same as turtle, I should have expected this">keep playing because it's a fresh serv on a non dogshit client with tbc talents
>>534332735do you have brain damage
>>534325992I think to get the results you'd want you'd need at least 1 of two things.
a lora in where several example images of characters who have dropped their hat exist
or
a lora of whitemane without her trademark head wear.
genning characters that have been hard coded with an outfit, it's difficult to remove only certain facets of that outfit.
Harder still to keep them in the composition but in a place other than where the lora has been trained to attribute them to.
or maybe i'm just shit at proooompting
>>534332598They can't even run a server properly, i have no hope they even understand anything in regards to balancing any aspect of the game.
>>534332552>newfagthey have 3 new dungeons and some speculation a secret dungeon or 2 since they hid some dungeons in the beta.
>>534332761huh? your the one telling there is are tbc class'es
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Woah what if it launched with a different name and only special people can join
Honestly I'm just looking forward to getting analy gaped by overworld mobs in an MMO again. I know that sounds really gay but it was the best way I could describe it, I just want threatening overworlds in MMOs again.
>>534332923What would they name epoch 2?
>>534332735what did he mean by this?
>>534332814yeah but none of that is in the game yet, so it's not really pertinent to this conversation.
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EPOOEPOOEPOOO POO POO POO EPOOJEETS KEKAROOOOOO GET FUCKED FAT FUCKS GET FUUUCKED TURTLE WON HAHAHAHA
>>534332923>doesn't know about the donator only private realmdo we tell him guys?
>>534332881my brain hurts from reading this
>>534332786You tried and that's what matters!
it took a whole week to turn this thread into schizoposting
im thought you guys would crack sooner desu
>>534333053wtf how does she do that
Stop it! No pochie night! Only disappointment!
>>534332923making a server that only people with down syndrome can play on is a bold move but it's not the first time a /wpsg/ server has been considered
well done, champion.
please accept your reward.
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if POOCHE isnt coming this weekend im going to fucking kill myself in tranny wow
>>534332881call the fucking emergency number, man
>>534333246anal with midna anon
>>534332809>They can't even run a server properly,they also can't get the scripting right, like at all. refer to the bug tracker:
>>534328424all those abilities being broken means the game is still unplayable, even if the servers stop crashing.
>>534332695he gets too much hate for this he was put in a tough situation we've all been there
>>534333209POCHIE NIGHT COMFIRMED!!!!
Ngl trannies make better servers aahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaa
>>534332940Levelling through MoP classic and I feel sad when I just oneshot everything in sight with no decisionmaking whatsoever
might as well just remove the entire game before max level which I heard current retail basically does at this point
>>534333409true!! and theyre valid!!
>>534333409Shenna is a real woman you're malding
>>534333498more valid than this indian server, uh-yup!
>>534333405>>534333053Pochie night cancelled.
>>534331126Warlocks and Priests mainly.
Both can dispel their hots. Ferals have no out against fears. Their dots will cut though Bear Form armor. A decent spriest or lock will eat any druid alive.
>>534333409well yes trannies are sexy and intelligent and cute
>>534326906Turtle players
>>534326997Epoch players
>>534333467It's really an issue with every modern MMO, leveling and by extension the overworld is just a roadbump towards the endgame systems instead of also being part of the experience.
pochie is coming out tomorrow and i still dont have a leveling friend for my priest...
>>534333925that's a weird way of saying tonight!
>>534331549What does that have to do with the context of the video?
>>534332881Anon did you have a stroke?
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Cionfirmed, epoch is out in 3.5 hours
>>534333925server/faction?
>>534333925cute and on guru? let's go for a 60 hour meth erp+leveling session
At what point do we recognize the devs are not doing a good job?
Do we constantly reward their behavior and ignore the elephant in the room? It has been over 3 weeks after the supposed launch and both serves are still offline.
How long can this charade continue before we pull the plug? Is anyone taking responsibility for this enormous disappoinment?
We need to demand an ultimatum. Bring the servers up or where gone
>when you ask /epoggies/ to get it up
>>534333925Kezan or Gurubashi? I can tank for you sometimes.
t. Holy + Prot Pally
>>534333925Come to Turtle and you have my word ill play with you on my tank...
So uhh how is everyone, any plans for the weekend?
>>534334228THIS GUY IS A GROOMER, ALERT ALERT
perhaps with ChatGPT 5 they can develop the server now?
>>534334356Being a chud on the internet, and you?
hello epoch team, the optimal launch time for me would be in 10 hours. see if you could do me a solid, thanks
>>534334082>>534334117>>534334221alliance kezan...
>>534334228I would play turtle, but I wouldnt want to leave you hanging if pochie came up
>>534333925trans? pls be guru
epoch should force retards to link their accounts to a discord bot so there can be some accountability, but these devs are clearly incompetent
Make sure you put in the access key you got before you update the client!
>when you ask a question in the discord
>>534334356Being woke on the internet, and you?
Project Epoch? More like Project Edge...
The server will keep crashing and then we will all roll on Turtle and forget about this piece of shit.
>>534334468thanks i almost forgot about it
WHAT LAYER HAS HEAD DROP????
INVITE LAYER PLS!
>>534334356Blade drops in marvel rivals tomorrow so I'll be resuming my ranked grind once more.
>>534334356It's my birthday :^)
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>>534334356cum some more i guess
>>534334448kezan.....cringe senpai...
>>534334448Ill be there if you change your mind
>>534334703Gurubashi 2, you missed it
>>534334452>these devs are clearly incompetentsource?
>>534334703WTB ASMON LAYER 15G
>>534334794pvp is scary....
>>534334771You will get Epoch for yojur burthday
>>534334448Please be a cute humie..
>>534334914thats the fun part!!!
shes waiting...
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>>534334452I agree, they should setup a webhook bot in where you can only talk if you login with your epoch account, then perma ban people from the server if they fuck up.
also NEVER re-open registration make it invite only private server and if the person you invite crashes out you're gone and so is he.
>>534334771Happy birthday anon.
>>534334914That's why you gotta stay ahead of the curve. I'm going to feel like Kirito (and probably get psychosis) after the first 50 hours.
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>no wipers are literally brown
uhh... no wipers?
>>534335020I am!!
>>534335027>>534335103Maybe I'll think about rolling there...
>>534335050*GLLK* *GLLUK* *GLK* *GGLK*
>>534335050execution via suffocating on her cock so she can raise you into her undead army
a day has passed!!! now just a couple more!!!!
Turtle will announce ue 5 client release date this week. Epoochie suicide imminent.
>>534328594>>534331258Tyrande waits for shotas to enter the forest at night in shadow meld
>>534335214You can be a heal pet for my orc warlock then, that's perfect but I'm going explorer's contract
>>534335050same pose no dick, possible?
>>534335214Send a /w to the realms highest lvl rogue if you need help m'lady.
>>534335404lmao I really really hope they aren't going to have it randomly just snow in Elwynn.
>>534333925if you are a cute girl you can be my healslut on gurubashi. im an alliance male warrior pvp god, i will protect you with my life against the horde scum
>>534335404What the hell, why does this look so much better than the cow screenshot people keep posting?
>>534335404turtlekeks actually think that this looks good
>>534335473The launch council :o
>>534335586but that looks awful
>>534335404this looks good.
>>534335404can't wait to run around covered in cum turtlesisters
>>534335050transylvanas, hehe
>>534335531rouge.... Acting like he wouldn't vanish and rat away while his erp kitten gets raped by orc warriors.
>>534335586Its the same shit with fog
>>534335404>snows>become a cum elementalperfect for my night elf RP
>>534335779Only niggers call rogues "rouge". Post hand with timestamp please.
CONFIRMED
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
CONFIRMED
>>534335404>ue5its going to be fucking laggy and you know it
I leveled a character to level 10 on turtle only to find out they're gonna force everyone to swap to their hideous UE5 Frankenstein ReShade port
Big yikes, shan't be playing there
>>534328520>subscription modelNo way, for real? hahaha nah ima laugh in spanish too jajaja
>>534335498sorry i made that forever ago and have no data anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/yd7ixw.png
>>534335923If it's rogue, why do you pronounce it as rouge?
It's not our fault that english is retarded.
>>534335694Nah it looks pretty good lol. I haven't played twow since like 2020 and probably never will again with all of the retarded shit they've added - but anyone saying that doesn't look good is huffing serious copium.
It's not even the Turtle team creating Unreal Azeroth btw, they're just implementing it on their realm. So if you only hate it because you think Shenna is making it, you can relax.
Cuteposter hours are much more fun than chudposter hours.
347 sponsors and counting. Keep them coming cucks, tourists will fuck off after a few weeks and the server will be paid off for years.
>running around Un'goro Crater questan, trying to avoid the Devilsaurs and shit
>suddenly hear stock wind whipping sounds
>???
>really bad overlay effect of gusting snow fades in
>entire region gets covered in snow
>devilsaur stomps into frame kicking up snow particles
>game crashes
Brehs... we're so fvarking hvme...
Anyone know if unarmored epic mounts will be in the game until DM patch?
>>534335473What does this imply? Do they check the code changes line by line? poopie today?
>>534336089Its pronounced rogue
ITS OVER
JUST PLAY TURTLE ALREADY
PLEASE
>3rd world stuck with their pentium 4 pc and complain about unreal engine
>>534335992>they're gonna force everyone to swap to their hideous UE5 Frankenstein ReShade portThey aren't lol. Original graphics will still be available.
>>534336089surely this is bait...
They finally got the chat bot working in discord
>>534335404Unreal Azeroth is NOT UE5 Turtle. It's the project that Turtle forked.
>Turtle will announce ue 5 client release date this weekSource? Cause a few months ago /wpsg/ anons were saying Turtle lost their UE5 devs.
>>534335586Low quality recording with high saturation.
>>534335984Valorant runs >100 fps on any rusty bucket
>>534336089it is pronounced rogue. rouge is pronounced roosh.
This shit is taking so loong I only come here for the sloppa. Keep it up niggas
>>534334785oh yeah post full brother
>>534336160so basically leveling in winterspring in 2004 lol
>>534336462that is the full, sorry.
>>534336279UE5 runs like shit even if you have a $10k RIG retard-sama. It's a bloated pile of shit banking on advancements in AI scaling features to make up for basically no real optimization.
>chatgpt5 releases
>suddenly they get the discord bot working
coincidence i think not
>>534336561>gpt 5 releases>suddenly the server is uphmm
>>534336530same settings as the other images in the catbox then?
I can work with that.
>>534336089>rogue>our faultyou're brown or french, possibly both.
>>534334448>kezanTranny spotted
>>534336670>gpt 5 releases>my penis is still 3 inchesfucking AI
turtle ue5 looks rubbish SANJEET
>>534335404what a soulless piece of crap.
who even thought that transferring cartoon art style to 3D would be a good idea? Probably for such a person the peak of taste is something like picrelated
>should we take the easy option, a wipe with no complications or setup required to bring the servers up asap? nah let's prolong this even further, we waited 2 weeks what's a few days (another week)
>>534336767why are you being mean...
>>534336905you lost wiper
https://youtu.be/F5I_zaqM8LM?si=xwC35xEd3gUpwkjc
IT'S POCHIE NIGHT TONIGHT
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On the final day that people are going to post in the discord they finally start using a bot to auto delete posts
>>534335473>Patrick Harden>Ian Hawk>M. Kochare these the people talking to us like retards in the discord?
>>534336767do not bully cuteposters, fucking nigger faggot
>>534336767guruguru is full of trannitrannies thoughbeit
>>534335404reminds me of arathi basin winter event
>>534337005You won the vote at the cost of waiting multiple days you could have been far ahead of where you were
>>534336905If you think the reason the server hasn't come up is because of pruning, you are retarted
>>534337005i don't play this game, i'm just here to laugh at you guys
THIRDIES WHIPPED INTO COMPLIANCE BY THE CHAT BOT. VIBES ARE CLIMBING, MOOD IS MULTIPLYING. POCHIE ON THE HORIZON WHEN THE MOON IS RISING
>>534337076do not bully chuddies, fucking nigger faggot
>>534336852Real. The lighting is disgusting
>>534337069discord moddies need time to play too
>>534336767>guru mascot in the thread is literally a goth tranny
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her lust can never be sated
https://files.catbox.moe/jo03hm.png
Class player IQ tier list:
>sub 70 IQ (deemed too retarded for the US military)
Hunter, Rogue, Paladin
>70-80 IQ (Janitors and Truck Drivers)
Mage, Priest
>80-100 (Plumbers, Car Mechanics, Farmers, Police, Firefighters)
Shaman, Druid
>100-130 (Managers, Medical OCC's with an MD, College Professors, Electrical Engineers, Legal OCC's, Portfolio Managers)
Warlock, Warrior
>>534337303yeah but guru trannies are BASED and not CRINGE like kezandummies
>>534337141i think the devs are incompetent, that's why it hasn't come up
but i also think the community has no idea what they're wishing for, considering the delay is robbing them of more progress than they retain with a prune setup
both are true (and retarded)
Can you generate Whitemane servicing the Scarlet Crusade steeds?
>>534337343My shotacon wife...
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>>534337069do not use capital letters in your posts in the discord THANK YOU
>>534337383I'm a forklift operator and play warrior so it checks out
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>>534337343Whitemane testing and tasting the seed of every shota recruit is part of the initiation ritual for fhe scarlet crusade
Why are human male heads so small compared to the rest of their body?
Finally after two weeks of hard work they now have a discord bot. Next up on the docket, start working on the server problems.
>>534337343/wpsg/ cucks would have her getting raped by a literal dog instead btw
>>534337436Ross a community mod literally said pruning would at most take 30 mins before the announcement that it was going to be a couple of days was said.
>>534337478Holy based, do you play Forklift Manager 2025 as well???
God we need a Forklift MMO
>>534337470>>534337490kek, one thousand times worse than blizzard
>>534337524My head is quite small and I am a human male. You got a problem with that?
>retards already seething
>>534337069>>534337470>>534337490>>534337687only attention whore niggers have a problem with this
just don't act like a typical "look at me!" discord faggot and you'll be fine
even reddit hates these cunts
>>534337623that would be hot
>>534335214What level are you? I'm still a level 9 pally... Also might or might not switch to the pvp server too.
>>534337470>>534337490day of the rope for retarded zoomers
>>534334448STRONG HUMAN MALE PALADIN looking for BIG NIGHT ELF MOMMY to tank dungies for :3
>>534337945>emoji userholy seething
>>534335404very good effects butiful saar thank you
>>534337945wtf i love reddit now
>>534337343no shota is safe
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>>534336980>>534337076It is my moral obligation as a normal to bring trannies back to reality. You will never be a woman. You will never pass. You will always have five o clock shadow. Medicine will never improve enough to the point where they can give you an actual functioning vagina that LOOKS like a vagina. In 50-100 years there will be documentaries on the retardation that was transexualism in the 2000's. World governments will eventually outlaw transexualism and hunt you all down. Most trannies are autists who hyperfixate on being the other gender. Also porn addiction can cause many of those thoughts.
You are a man. God made you a man. If he wanted you to be a woman he would've made you one. Now grow up and be a man.
>>534337121Nice try but it's the other way around. Trannies, gays, and furries dont like pvp. They'll join kezan so they can ERP all they long cross faction.
English phonology has a lot of variation. I think it's largely because even though it's a Germanic language at its core, it heavily draws from the Latin family as well as some rules and many loanwords from Greek
one example is the Norman (French) influence on the language:
-chamber (norman)
-room (germanic)
t. successfully speedran the ESL program
>>534337964That's what you say when I shove you in the oven, jew.
>>534337438Maybe
https://files.catbox.moe/p4edjh.png
>>534337623Ha.. yeah... who would do such a thing?
>>534338183It's good that she takes care of the needs of every member of the Scarlet Crusade.
>>534338135shut up bitch you will never be good at this game
t. real guruchad, 2800 rating
>>534337639and the community believed him
NIGA
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LMAO
>>534337945>even reddit hates these cuntsgo back
>>534337069>MEE6Glad to see they're using the worst bot to do this when there are better free alternative
>>534337343Can you do a sylvanas?
>>534338260Sure kid, but who asked?
>>534338268"Cuck". Ok enjoy total separation from God i guess. (You wont)
>>534338340wait isnt that the guy that cheated live on stage during a cs:go match?
>>534336089unironically, as lazy esl, pronounce both exactly the same in my head lol. rou-g
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>>534337524why do human males have no wrists?
>>534338405https://files.catbox.moe/mdx1sv.png
her asshole is for anyone that isn't a scarlet shota.
>>534338452Maybe later tonight or tomorrow
you can check this album, I'll try to keep it updated if I do them
https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
>>534338461>indianAnon, do you really need to ask? They're primed to cheat no matter what, you can kiss this guy's ass good bye in the first day of proper wow moderating from the epoch team the second he activates his cheats
>>534338135>Nice try but it's the other way around. Trannies, gays, and furries dont like pvp. They'll join kezan so they can ERP all they long cross faction.
>>534337882i'm a free speech absolutist, sorry that your brown brain can't comprehend this
>>534336089Rogue is pronounced Rowg, Rouge is pronounced Rooj
>>534338662Blizzard spent all their money on cutscenes instead of modeling and animation
>>534338662no wonder fem humans would rather fuck futas thatn these neanderthals
>>534337970I'm level 7!! I was thinking about going explorer but I'm not too sure
>>534338640Based loli. Fuck game engines
>>534338760t. sociopath tranny newfag
>>534336089https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/rogue
Hope this helps Parjeet
>>534338790How is Ross pronounced?
>>534338787Nobody actually believes they're a free speech absolutist, everyone has a line in the sand.
I took time off for this.
>>534338787I want to witness your free speech absolutism in a dungeon group. You won't do shit faggot.
>>534338787just like elon musk!
LET ME PLAY LET ME PLAY LET ME PLAAAAAYYUUYUU
>>534338997>christcuck calling anyone a sociopath
>>534339078I don't have a job
>>534338183>>534338737Miss Whitemane is truly a leader worthy of following
>>534338787>free speech absolutistoff yourself nigger
>>534339005That one has a different pronunciation. Put the palm of your hand over your mouth. Now blow air into it. There, you pronounced his name.
>>534339005it is pronounced "gayretard"
>>534339140>in a dungeon group>where you can't do anything to the other person lol tranny
>>534338662this is how all men used to look btw
>>534338787browns are the ones making themselves look like clowns in discord all day
>"Free speech absolutist" when you say trans rights are human rights
>>534338787I believe that the speech I like and agree with should be free and speech I disagree or don't like should be banned and people doing it locked to camps
>>534339359nope. it's spergy zoomers invading millenial space.
>I believe that the speech I like and agree with should be free and speech I disagree or don't like should be banned and people doing it locked to camps
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>i'm a free speech absolutist, sorry that your brown brain can't comprehend this
>>534339197>atheist seethingyou retards spent 20 years crying about any and every belief system, and now as soon as society is collectively telling you to shut the fuck up you're all having a melty lol.
a very enlightened bunch of individuals.
>>534339463That's what he said, thoughever.
>>534339002so it IS the same. kekw
If someone says they're a "free speech absolutist" I immediately put them on the same level of intelligence as sovereign citizens.
>>534339547Oh yeah because its the atheist that play the victim card 24/7 lmaooo
>>534339547>wall in the thread having one of his schizomelties
>>534339547>anyone who calls me a christcuck must be an atheistyikes
>>534339547Except the only religion they DO insult is christianity because they know christians dont care what they say and wont do shit to them.
Notice how they never talk shit about islam openly, because they know the barbarians will end them.
>>534339516the horses look like piratesoftware
>>534338183>>534338737Turns out Sally Whoremane loves all members of the Scarlet Crusade. Such a benevolent leader
>>534339547least hysterical christoid
>>534339463there are plenty of bored millennial manchildren doing the same thing
>>534339671no, rouge sounds different
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/rouge
wtf is this an english class
>>534339795This boring talking point. You do realize all atheist aren't retarted libtards right? Islam is dumb as fuck as well. There you go
>>534339671rouge is ROO-GE
rogue is ROW-GE
hope that helps
Woah it seems like I'm literally the only person in the world that knows how to pronounce rouge and rogue
i thought rouge was the one with giant titties
>>534339964Doesn't matter if le some atheists will talk shit about Islam when atheists at large won't
>>534339671Get your hearing checked
Why are we being raided by /pol/?
Afraid of going to sleep and missing the launch ffs, really need at least 6 hours tho. What do?
>>534339923never said it like tha tbqht. more like in between then so its correct for both /s
Its literally a requirement of this server that you must have strong english skills
Both servers have normal people, good people, bad people, trannies, faggots, straightoids, and anything you could imagine. But we can all agree that kezan players are cringe and gurubashi players are based.
>>534340161They only reason your even saying this is because your Christian. If you were Islam you would be saying the same shit. All of you religion cucks have a proscution fetish
>>534340209You are not going to miss anything retard go to sleep
>>534339795maybe it's because they live in christian countries you fucking chimp
Reddit atheism was right all along. Is it not obvious that the bible is just a religious text like any other, and they're all just myths and nonsense? I can't take anyone seriously who believes in that crap sincerely.
>>534339795white men could use a little more barbarianism in their blood
>>534340209evens go to sleep
odds stay up for 8 more hours then go to sleep
>>534340317BUT WHAT IF IT LAUNCHES RIGHT AS I FALL ASLEEP AND THEN IM IN THE FUCKING QUEUE MISSING 12+ HOURS OF PROGRESS!
>>534340363growing up and becoming an adult is realizing the reddit fedora tippers were correct
>>534340301finally some sense in this thread
>>534340109The US literally does not and never did practice free speech absolutism.
I don't like chirstcucks because they are too brown these days so until we get a proper restoration of some old dead religion (not happening) or a new prophet makes a new religion fit for modern era atheist it is.
simple as
>>534340301>both servers>implying even 1 server is up
>>534340012ty for tips. will work on it
>>534340619Jesus was brown. Its always been like that
>>534340456Sleep next to PC with one of the status alert things on (maybe they still work who knows)
>More details will follow soon, thank you for your patience.
-skeletranny 19 hours ago
I'm losing hope anons...
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why did they turn mee6 off after 10 minutes
christcucks worship a jew kek
>>534340754Can you not talk about my skeleton wife Kes like that? I'd appreciate that.
>>534340363>Is it not obvious that the bible is just a religious text like any other, and they're all just myths and nonsense?Yea, that part is obvious. But this doesn't in any way disprove the possibility of some higher power / design. Agnosticism is the only high IQ option.
>the server which has been unable to launch for 2 weeks (ไบ้ฑ) is going to launch in 5 minutes because... it just le is!
>>534340754trust the plan!
POCHIE COMFIRMED TONIGHT!!
>>534339964I did say openly. Not in a fucking anime basket weaving forum. Thanks for proving my point coward.
>>534340778Crashed mate, looking into it, update soon
>>534340517>muh "america was never great"
>>534340363You cannot properly understand the Christian text, or any religious text for that matter, without a thorough (traditional) liberal arts education. The fact that anyone finds wisdom in "reddit" atheism is proof that we live in an illiterate society.
>>534340327Christian countries that are very quickly being ruined by the religions they refuse to talk about.
>>534340363Biblical Literalists were always a joke I thought?
Whitemane visits the houndmaster
https://files.catbox.moe/sodwg1.png
>>534341007I don't talk to anyone openly. I don't leave my apartment
>>534341167you went too far...
>>534341079*properly understands all the tens of thousands of religious texts from hundreds of religions*
ok, they're all still just words and wrong about any of the magical claims they make, and they're adherents don't appear to be any kinder or wiser than me
>>534341198that's 99% of this thread
So has anyone actually gotten in once yet? Asking for a friend, of course. I've gotten in loads of times.
Can someone explain the Ambershite hype to me? Fresh just doesn't seem that appealing for a server as established as Turtle.
what the FUCK is a pochi?
>>534341270don't worry, you can just consider it alternate universe whitemane
>>534341075That's not what I said you little sperg, this imagined unshackled freedom of speech concept has never existed.
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>>534341331the "hype" was so great troondle general died with less than 300 posts
>>534341410Oh, nonny.... You poor innocent creature.
>>534341410thats knot how dogs work
>>534340921real. i believe there is a higher power, but i also understand that every human being who claims to know what that higher power is and what it wants is just trying to manipulate me.
>>534341492it's happening
>>534332881what no 'poch does to a nigga
>>534341492fuck I wanted to take a nap
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/pull/248
POCHIE NIGHT
>>534341410you must be 18 and older to post here
>>534341492I'm actually cumming and this time not because whitemane ss or jahyposter
it's happening
>>534341167Needs another dog knot fucking her sassy mouth
>>534341331Weird thought process desu. We played true Vanilla for almost 20 years and every fresh was still fun, despite us knowing the game inside and out.
After playing "Vanilla+" servers pretty much exclusively since 2019, I've come to realize that all of them are just gimmicky and their custom content is never anywhere near as good as what Blizzard did with Vanilla, and I'm kind of just over them at this point.
I know this is unpopular because a lot of people are just now getting into Classic+, but I'm ready for a true progressive Vanilla server again. Starting in patch 1.2 and progressing through clients. Fuck this "it's on patch 1.12 for the entire lifespan" garbage.
>he didn't nap ahead of time
they're stealth launching in 6 hours trust the plan.
POCHIE
CONFIRMED
POCHIE
CONFIRMED
>>534341492what are the chances of stresstest happening before launch?
>>534341737It does look like 4 balls, to anyone not familiar with DOGS COCKS
>>534341824why are you not on the anniversary realms? lol
>>5343419090
relaunch will be the stress test
Prove you're not a pokke cultist, name 3 things wrong with poch and 3 things good about turtle
Kaytotes just needs a bit more data and another couple naps bros
Just a couple more days
>>534342074i dont play turtle so idk lol
>>534342074nice try shenna
>>534340363im not a christian but can you really deny that christianity promotes a better moral base than secularity, for a successful society? imagine if the west was still christian to this day. wouldn't society be more honest, less deceitful, less degenerated?
>>534341909what are the chances of crashes not happening after launch?
>>534341824I hope you don't think Blizzard is going to provide you a true progressive server
>>534342074>run by faggots>mismanaged >brings nothing new to the table
>>534342074>name 3 things wrong with pochalright why n....
>3 things good about turtlekill all turtletranny shills
>>534342074I can only think of 1 good thing about tutel
>im perm + ip banned
>>534342186>im not a christianyeah sure bud
>>534342186If you need a book to tell you not to be a bad person. I got some news for you
flick the switch kayto I dare you
>>534342186I can deny it yeah, I lived in japan for four years and observed it for myself
>>534342186>more honest less deceitfulchristian kayfabe is something else kek
>"2 Week delay?"
>"Couple of days"
>What are you talking about anon? Come help me kill that boss mob in this custom zone on epoch.
>two more levels and we can try the new dungeon.
>>534342550she tongues that donkey's donut every night
just look at its face
>>534342550why doesn't pochie have goblin pusy...
>>534342550that donkey is making my cock hard, is it over for me?
>>534342230No, I lost hope in that dream when they released the details of Classic.
I do think we'll get another progressive private server though, just not in the next few years since Classic+ is so hot right now. People need a chance to miss the real game again.
It would also be nice if every new Vanilla server wasn't attacked. The smear campaign reddit ran against Sanctuary just because their project lead said le bad word was really saddening desu.
>>534342074prove you're not a turdle shill, name 3 things wrong with turtle and 3 good things about epoch
>>534342550why is that donkey looking at me that way...
>>534342486you and i might not need it but a vast number of people do seem to need it
>>534342074>name 3 things wrong with pocheasy enough
>3 things good about turtleuhhh.. umm
>>534341153>chest level reqno more chest farming?
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ITS UP!!!
>>534342550Is he fucking hitting on me
>>534341626Go for it anon. It wont even be up today. Have pleasant dreams AND STOP CRANKING IT
>>534341969Because Anniversary realms aren't progressive. Locking the raids isn't progressing the content as it was originally. We wanted (and still want) progressive itemization, progressive world content (NPCs, flight paths, quests), progressive PvP rules, etc.
This is something we can get through VMaNGOS servers, but Blizzard will never care enough to put the effort in themselves.
>>534342770>christianity is for retardsmaybe you're on to something
Should I install Windows 11 or some Linux distro?
>>534343024you have to be on Linux to play epoch since they switched to it
>>534342884i always meant to play the base game is it good? the only other jrpg i've played is chrono trigger.
>>534342486you might not need it, but most people certainly do. if you deny this, you are way too optimistic about people.
>>534342506you do realize japan got heavily westernized over the last two hundred or so years... right? and that process of "westernization" is implicitly embedded with christian values.
>"24 hour poll"
>48 hours later
pooch is a cia-blackrock funded pysop project testing how long wow simps can hold out by subsisting on literal nothingburgers
>>534342609Some of you may be beyond salvation
>>534343167yeah it's pretty peak imo.
one of the few games i've bothered to 100%
I'm playing Warcraft 3 for the first time ever. The Orc prologue was like 10 minutes long. They get more missions, right?
>>534343196I mean I have read a good bit of the bible just out of curiosity. It has good lessons and themes. Even if i personally don't believe in the idea of god. I just hate organized religion
>>534343487Yeah? The initial mission is just the tutorial.
>>534343196>japan is christian, actuallyif you say so
>>534342609Multiple times per day, actually.
>>534343487They're one of the main campaigns, yeah, just play the game
>>534342992>We wanted (and still want) progressive itemization, progressive world content (NPCs, flight paths, quests), progressive PvP rules, etc.Sanctuary tried this 2 years ago and it failed. People were pissing and shitting themselves over their Seal of Wrynn being green quality and there not being a FP in Ratchet.
Sanctuary also just announced this morning they are cancelling their upcoming vanilla fresh.
>>534343487wait did you play wacraft 1 and warcraft 2 before?
we are pruned
we are merged
we are cranked
>>534343702why do i fall for this every time I see it?
>>534341072no u. no one likes christcucks.
I want it to happen but I know it's not happening until at least tomorrow
uh oh discord is having a meltie again
looks like the relaunch will be delayed another 24h
>>534340310Nah IDC about Christians getting shit talked
But you couldn't refute the point and had to redirect
Atheists at large don't criticism Islam to any meaningful degree
>>534343781Epoch originally had on their website they wanted not to have crossfaction raids becasue they wannted a canonical onyixa death to be attributed to one faction instead of a combined effort, but i think they made all these plans back when they thought they only needed 1 server for like 2k people.
>Sanctuary also just announced this morning they are cancelling their upcoming vanilla fresh.NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534343702its never funny....Pochie...sis
Friendly reminder that even when it does launch half of you won't be able to play until the browns go to sleep for the first weeks.
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>discordfags - revolting.
>mee6 - overloaded
>ross - pregnant
>altered - aboriginal
>kes - tranny
>server - down
call it
People want TLP Vanilla? That sounds kind of awful from all the shit I've heard about early vanilla patches.
>>534343905It hasnt even been one day yet never mind a couple wtf is wrong with them
>>534343952Okay? wtf does that have to do with me? I don't speak for the atheist collective lmaoo
"we believe the realms are ready to launch"
24 hours later - "we are already working on pruning even though the poll is still running, we wish to do a stealth launch ASAP"
48 hours later - "the launch will be within a couple of days"
>>534344096this shit is gonna end in a crashout and the server never launching
>>534343905We'll receive an update informing us that general chat has been shut down. That will fulfil our daily update quota.
Cya in 24 hours.
>>534344115people who want that shit never played the game. majority of the specs were literally unfinished and unplayable. fucking natural shapeshifter as the capstone talent for feral, jesus christ.
poochie release window: 8-12 hours from now or post-weekend
I was born Muslim, I am now agnostic.
My own regret is that my cock was mutilated and slathered onto some woman's face as part of a beauty cream.
has anyone set up controller for 3.3.5 client? was it hard
>>534343548The only options on the main menu are
>Prologue>Human Campaignso I wasn't sure if Orcs got more time as main characters after the prologue. Good to know, thanks.
>>534343796I played a bit of WC1 and it seemed like 99% of the lore in it was retconned so I didn't bother finishing it. I played WC2 years ago and didn't feel like replaying it just to play WC3.
>>534344342Well met, ThousandTusks
>>534344246Yeah the talent trees for a lot of specs looked genuinely amateurish
>>534344342did your benis get mutiliated?
>>534343982pochie.... friday..
what leveling addons/guide we using pochiebros?
Any last second femgnome gf finding tips?
>>534344475>>534344491>>534344512Only in a mentally ill society would a man be mocked for protesting the ritualistic mutilation of baby boys.
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
LET ME IN KAYBLOAT YOU FUCK!
>>534343781>Sanctuary also just announced this morning they are cancelling their upcoming vanilla fresh.Sanctuary failed because reddit (probably funded by Turtle) ran the biggest and most insane smear campaign against them that I've ever seen in 15 years of playing pservers.
There was literally nothing wrong with that server, but if you mentioned it on reddit you immediately had 100 spergs downvoting you and calling you a nazi for supporting them.
>>534344653we are using a top secret addon called reading the quest text
>>534344662get their discord and send 1000 dickpics compressed in a file titled tall one
>>534326542 (OP)>โBolger, you have been a pleasurable puppet.โReminder that Onyxia was enjoying human male paladin cock when she had Bolvar MCโd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaHKZF8HANY
New e-celeb (white)
>>534344717Sanctuary failed because of whitekidney and Alexensual. They were paying Alex to post videos with the camera angled down at him while standing in front of his flatscreen T V.
>>534344246I played it, and literally AM playing it right now on a self hosted VManGOS server set to patch 1.2.
I don't think you ever played it, poser.
>>534344674i'm not mocking you, i'm identifying you
circumcision is evil
Unironically the chat is harming the chance of it being released, its quite a hostile vibe. If I was dev I would say ban everyone and delete it all. Funny though.
>>534344653this
>>534344746I even turned off instant text to avoid instant turnins and accepting of quests from muscle memory
>>534344541y..you mistyped....Thursday,,right ..sis?
>>534344853I only watch vtubers and png furries
Miss me with your stinky bald uncs
so check back in a year? two years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XcaZn-lKFo
>>534344849Bolvar* fuck my phone
>>534344908You are on the right side of history.
>>534344653pfquest-wotlk & pfquest-epoch
>>534344930why would anyone say that ironically
>>534344717Well them appointing Ngor as a GM was one of the dumbest fucking things they could do, but I agree the smear campaign against them over launch issues that were resolved within a few days was crazy.
It might have even succeeded with a smaller comfy pop, but then the Onyxia server released and tons of people left for that, which was also crazy because I never realized how many people enjoyed playing wotlk but capped at level 60.
>>534344968pochi...... saturday.....
>>534345005She's beginning to believe again
>>534344717It failed cause it was ass
>>534344653pfQuest
There is a specific version for epoch but don't expect it to be fully working.
I'm not using a leveling route since I always end up ahead of the route after doing dungeons, elites and shit
>>534344417Sad :(
Vanillas time will come again though, and sooner than he expects.
>>534345005I despise this tranny whore. Tempted to roll horde just to camp him 24/7.
>>534344853is he blind? what the fuck is going on with his eyes
When will there be a new EQ pserver (that isn't gay)
>>534345071i literally dont know, it just felt right
>>534344150Donโt go erm not all of us when itโs functionally meaningless is the point
>>534344996best furry pngtubers that play wow?
>>534345097Give one reason.
It was literally just Vanilla fucking WoW.
with no cash shop or donations.
>>534344930it'd probably be best to just delete epoop at this point, the dev team is in over their heads and the community has been shitting on them non stop every time they unlock posting
if the launch was bumpy but salvageable it probably wouldn't have turned out this way but the way things have been handled for the literal past two weeks has been nothing short of a clown show
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>>534345062nah i'm on the wrong side of history actually
im gay and think foreskin is hot and circumised dicks look gross
Project Epoch took two weeks of my life that I am never getting back.
>>534344930I would be fine with them keeping registration closed.
>>534343487Just play normal for the story bro, hard isn't worth it. It's basically throwing meatwaves after meatwaves and capturing gold mines until you out-economy the AI. Some missions are fucking long on hard especially FT
Also you need to read lord of the clans by Christie Golden to understand the prologue campaign
>>534345189I don't assign myself to groups like a fag. I simply believe what i believe. Crazy concept i know.
>>534344996At least he knows something about tbc pvp.
>>534345118He's hiding his brownness.
>>534344653i installed [my brain] and hope it won't overload from the pvre SOVL of the bear ass fetch quests
>>534345314When someone says "uh but what about smegma?" like some sort of gotcha I just throw up in my mouth a little because that tells me that they don't wash themselves.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T EXPRESS YOUR OPINIONS ON OUR PUBLIC SERVER
>>534345305they just keep digging themselves deeper, that's the problem
if they just said "we didn't anticipate so many players, give us a week or two to fix it" then the reaction would have been very different
they'd still get dunked on but nowhere near as hard
>Thats right we're going to stealth launch....on a weekend
Does anybody actually believe this? Servers are going up today or tomorrow trust me
>>534344853Is that HECKIN' TIER LIST???
O-OH GOD, I-I'M REROLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
>>534345405TFT on hard kicked my ass desu
>>534345567When did you start believing this team was wise?
Whoever end up doing the guild, I hope you'll be picking up <omegaverse> just to shit on Kay
>>534345529How about I come to your house and shit all over your face, thats me expressing my opinion
>>534345505i'm uncircumcised and i've genuinely never seen smegma in my entire life, it's like someone telling me to cut out all my hair follicles because head lice exist somewhere
>>534345567>we're going to stealth launch>on the same time we dropped the server on saturday two weeks ago
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>>534345405>Just play normal for the story bro, hard isn't worth it.Thanks. I actually did start on Hard, but if the actual game has retard balance then I'll just take your advice and drop it to Normal.
>Also you need to read lord of the clans by Christie Golden to understand the prologue campaignI've always heard WoW books were good but never got around to reading any of them. Maybe I will now. Thanks for the suggestions anon.
>>534344853>druid B tier, they're not that good in pvpaaaaand dropped
Every delay is one step closer to a complete Turtle victory. Truly the embodiment of slow and steady.
Project Epoch was a test by God, and we will be rewarded for our patience.
>stealth launch
>also we will be launching right after client update
BRAVO
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>>534345567bro
what makes you think literally anything they say is actually true
>>534345723>house>publicretard
>>534345801can you stop having the white bar on top of your screenshots?
it bothers me
>>534345896and when is the client update?
>>534345005kezanpochie????
>>534345885Is this a joke?
>>534345614Fuck naga units and fuck multi hero managing when you don't have a mod to azer their abilities
>>534346032retard didnt even describe what they're ranked on
just ignore it
Should I play Priest or Druid?
I used to tank all the time so I'm considering druid to have tanking as an offspec but I've heard Priest is more desirable.
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>>534345529Actually it s not a public discord, you were invited
>>534345989No I can't, sorry. The Alpha client just saves them like that, no idea why. I'd have to manually remove them. It also captures the "SCREENSHOT CAPTURED" text like 90% of the time and I have to spam the button to get one without it.
>>534345792p-p-poo... *coughhh* p-pochie...
>>534345726The smegma-fairies are having a feast after dark.
>>534346157Don't play priest. Im playing it
>>534345945>26th month of the yearkek. retards.
bros... ever consider that when this actually launches, it might end up being shit?
>>534346324>they were trolling us all along
anyone want to play Pantheon with me while we wait?
>>534346454I thought that game died
>>534346358Tests handled 9k bots and 5k real players so I believe in pochi
>>534346324you are by far one of the worst posters in this general with your edgy manga panels dude, grow up
>>534345116Is he a tranny? Hes said multiple times he wants to fuck the gnome not be her.
>>534346487there's a differnce between dead and actually dead
>>534346324>M/D/Ydumb american
>>534346602Okay Miracle Max.
me staring at the wall until poochys release jolts me awake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI13QgB-lHs&ab_channel=KaliMalone-Topic
>>534346494No. I mean the game itself will run the changes they implemented. What if the original content is shit and their world balancing is awful. Can you really trust them to get it right after all this?
>>534346586>why did it fail guys?somalian voodoo magic curse
>>534346591bro...too far...we don't bully here...
>>534346358>it might end up being shit?I play world of warcraft, I'm used to it.
>>534345801Np, you can try regular RoC on hard, could be manageable, focus on your hero abilities they turn the tides, just don't mass trolls they suck. TFT is insane tho
And Christie Golden Books are good, you can try Of blood and Honor by Metzen and The Last Guardian by Grubb and you're guggi in terms of early Wow lore.
Rise of the Horde if you want more
>>534346601just check the twitter in the profile
i just want to play the 20 year old game, is that too much to ask for? is it really?
>>534346874I rmember long ago in the lore section of the official forums all those tie in books were relentlessly mocked by everyone
>they only released the first 15 levels because thats all they have done so far
>the raiding and high level zones are buggy as shit
>battle grounds dont even have scripts
>oh sorry guys something went wrong when we changed to linux
>dont worry the vibes are good
>it will be out soon
>>534346980if epoch is a 20 year old game so is retail
>>534347017it's made by a woman
>>534346897I did. Theres no info. Just an image of a chick in a bike.
>>534347025>>they only released the first 15 levels because thats all they have done so farNot true, their custom guy did WC and Deadmines before leaving so it's at least level 20
>>534347017That's because retail whales believe whatever current blizzard tell them what the lore is
Read them anon, they're good books. Unironically got me back into written fiction after 10 years
>>534347206>their tester found no issues, planned launch in july!it is now august my guy
>>534347245>they're good booksthey're not though why do you keep pushing this shit narrative? you're the only anon saying and mentioning those shit books since the topic was brought up just stop
maybe try writing better stuff and you won't be mocked
>>534347103Lord of the Clans is fucking good though, you can't really be a Horde player if you haven't read it
It's a story about a dude who was born a slave and grew around strangers and never met his kind.
>>534347154>Just an image of a chick in a bike.That's the gnome irl
>>534346631>he still thinks Epoch will launch who's the real dumb one
pochiebros.. I think I'm crashing out. pls revibe me
>>534347427none of those books are even remotely good wtf
even reading inuyasha is better lmfao
Will I gimp myself if I spec into prot as pala? Planning on doing quite a bit of dungeon tanking.
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>>534347217That 4th image lmao dude didnt even bother to hide his dick
>>534347683yeah dont bother
>>534348340that doesnt look like a dick bulge but if it is, yum
>>534345726Maybe its a genetics thing? If I spend more than 1 day between showers I get it.
>>534348976that's called balanitis btw
get an anti fungal cream
>>534348952Youre not cute. Youre not sexy. The things you say arent provocative. Tranny.
just got murdered by a level 1 troll twink in fargodeep mines wearing the programmer socks
thanks twow
>>534344853wish we could ban all theoryfags
