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Heroic Victory:
>>534146478
>supposedly the strongest
>gets thrown out of kislev by a blizzard
How will Grimgor live this down?
What stakes do the best in autoresolve but arent that great in actual battle? What about stacks that are terrible in autoresolve but are great in battle?
>>534343009>What about stacks that are terrible in autoresolve but are great in battle?Anything vampire
My faction has access to frenzy, terror, bloodgreed, regen, vanguard deployment, fire attacks, magical attacks, devastating flanker, murderous charge, restock, summons, flying monster mounts, high armor values, 3 different bombardments, 4 lores of magic, and the strongest anti-infantry artillery in the game and all that with NO climate penalties. Your faction has dainty Elves prancing around with 40 armor and bows...that are made of wood.
>>53434300919 Dwarf Warriors could probably auto resolve most battles before turn 20.
Early game Ogres really suck in autoresolve but are great in most battles.
>>534343464That's just a shit stack
>>534343573How will manlets ever recover?
>>534343009>great in AR, shit in battlesheavy armor, high MD, and slow. Longbeards might be the worst example - they can carry you in AR but are just dwarf warriors+. Aspiring Champions somewhat too - busted in AR, but in battle if they're not mixed in with a unit of chaos warriors or plaguebearers I don't think they perform anything like AR thinks, although they are pretty good and not nearly as disparate between AR/manual as longbeards, especially with the WoC tech.
>shit in AR, great in battlesSEM monster mashes (nuked to 10% hp by t1 garrisons lmao you rike gaem???), some skirmish cav, gutter runners, chameleon skinks, anything semi-fragile that relies on a mixture of stalk, speed, range
if you are looking for a challenge why don't you try playing without cheating?
>no corner camping
>no settlement selling
>no hero stacking
maybe you will be surprised by how different the game feels.
>>534343573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2qLhbyf64
Heh heh hehhh
Iz an domitaz ekuz Karaz Ankor una zan beg va Hashut zharr
>>534343573>when the elgramuz get so elgramuz that you've gotta to hit them with the legeeneraz stare
>>534344083I don't do any of that
>>534344083>no settlement sellingNah, I don't want to deal with orange territory but I dont want enemy to use it so why wouldnt I just give it away?
why is zhatan allowed to be a legendary lord aren't non-spellcasters like the niggers of chaos dwarf society? is that why he's called the black?
>>534343494>has to p2w with a faction that costs half as much as the game does
>>534344413Zhatan is a warlord who procures slaves so that his sorcerer superiors can live in indolence and luxury. The Chorfs are given to all manner of vices, being Chaos-corrupted.
>>534344413No, Dawi respect the power of sorcery but everyone knows it's kind of retarded to turn yourself to stone too, non-spellcasters are still respected and daemonsmiths canonically sometimes stop casting and focus on other things so they don't have to die
>>534344083You post this in every thread you dumb sperg, it's just another ritualpost at this point.
>>534344586people say the Chorfs are OP but the unit caps are steep even when you finally start up your economy around turn 90. And until turn 60 you're the poorest, most helpless little nig around. They are balanced overall.
I keep starting a new campaign every day instead of just sticking with one, how do I stop this?
>>534344927you need 2 of those bats at most
>>534344753all non-sorcerers are slaves of their sorcerer kin. Zhatan is literally the property of Ghorth the Cruel (who should have been a semi-LL, that's the only flaw in that beautiful DLC)
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I was trying to ask last thread, but who is /twg/'s team?
>>534345060I heard somewhere that bats can all attack at the same time so I usually swarm a unit while the bats are in the air and then have it drop down on them
Deletes units quite well
>>534345000You must really suck then, you can get more armaments than you can spend long before that point.
>>534345175In that case the lore is inconsistent
Surely this cannot be from GW's literary masterpiece
>>534345276that's really dependent of how soon you can secure the marble resources and the dragon isles province, which supercharges your economy with all the ports giving bonuses to your factory output.
Only things that feel busted as Chorfs to me are blunderbussies and bull centaurs
>>534345650dreadquakes work well against most units except for ones with a really low entity count, they even wreck siege engines.
>>534346062Oh yeah I forgot those but tier 5 is just map painting mode at that point, I rarely see them for any faction
>>534345184The only row I can recognise both is the "hola skinks". Loremaster of Sotek (?) and CLIO SAMA THE MOST POWERFUL OF WARHAMMER STREAMERS WITH HIGHEST VIEWCOUNTS
>>534346349Has she ever played Show-gun 2 though?
>make high IQ high micro army stack
>send it to the front line
>remember I'm a fucking retard microlet
>army implodes 1 minute after contact with the enemy
>>534345436You can do without it, just play aggressively like you would any faction and keep in mind that outposts are to be build wide and factories tall.
>>534346568take the pausepill. make every 10 minute battle take 30 minutes
>>534346568Me:
>"enough stacks of just archers and spearmanii, today I will use missile cavalry!">forget to babysit it for two seconds>enemies walk up and kill it
>>534347130Right clicking their archers with your light cav is much easier than missile cav fuckery
>>534346325I'm on turn 90 on L/VH and my western flank is super exposed because I have to kill all of Cathay with most of my armies. A part of the Chorf experience is being wide open to attack from several sides, but the AI rarely takes your settlements aggressively because of your chaos corruption, it usually tends to sack them instead.
>>534345000I agree and I think Chorfs are how most races should be. You start weak, but you can earn great power with time and through effort. You don't get anything for free. It's so much better than the Dwarf equivalent of being overpowered turn 5 or 1. It just feels satisfying to get tower seats, techs, forge upgrades, caps and constantly feel you're getting stronger, and it isn't satisfying to be regular Dwarfs, get to tier 2 and be able to recruit units most AIs cannot counter like Dwarfs and Gyrocopters. Even if you ignore those, there's Irondrakes and other shit there at tier 2, and no limits to these, free powerful grudge units, etc. For regular Dwarfs to be any satisfying to play, you have to impose limits upon yourself.
Is there a VC overhaul that makes them less shit?
>>534347130trick is to only use 1-2 of them in a stack
>>534347538I used to play the Dwarfs a lot in 2 but I think irondrakes were tier 4 back then. They weren't exactly hard even before the rework tbth.
>>534344826but have you stopped cheating yet?
>>534344389giving it away is one thing but abusing the way the ai overvalues settlements with military buildings to get tons of money or making enemy factions ally with you is cheating
>>534347569What dont you like about them?
>>534347130>>534348013The real trick is to make the rest of your army require little micro so you can focus almost exclusively on your missile cav and maybe a group of light cav to peel anything fast enough to catch your missile cav
>>534348528most missile cav sucks except for the Empire's
>>534348649Yeah outriders fucking slap, deleting chariots/trolls with a couple before the fight has even started is great
No Legendary Lord sucks more than Morathi.
>>534349180But she's pretty str-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ayy
Which race's females rape the most elven or human males?
>>534350318Empire women are constantly raping Asrai and Asur elven males
>>534348649Legend said that Kislevs Light War Sleds are good too
>>534351016*Legend tells
*Legends say
*Legend speaks of
Anonymous says that the December Total War showcase will make all of the waiting worth it.
Source: Anonymous
Corroborated by: Anonymous
>>534346510She has plenty of time to get familiar with it if she doesn't fall down a BF6 rabbit hole
>>534350427if an elf can get hard from a she-monkey then it's not rape
>>534344178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60F61RRPHXs
>>534345000>when you finally start up your economy around turn 90how fucking bad are you at video games?
pic hopefully unrelated
>play Belegar
>"I like the way it sucks"
>capture K8P
>start playing whackamole with everyone around me being angry at my existence (the feeling is mutual)
>confed a few minor factions
>confed Thorgrim without grudges (Skarsnik nearly killed everyone but I do enough damage that he collapses)
>finally settle in
>look up
>Karl has taken all of the Northern World's Edge Mountains
>he will not trade any available settlements for them
Does anyone who's experienced with the AI know how I could get him to give up rightful Dwarf clay?
>>534357138TW gacha when?
>>534357805Be a Dwarf and RETAKE THE REALM instead of sulking like a beardling!
>>534357805You have settlements to trade? Build a military building in them, the AI loves that shit.
>>534358108bikini agamemnon ***** pull
>>534357805Only two options for you, man. Either take territory elsewhere that borders him so you can trade them piece by piece, or just declare war on Karl and remind him he's squatting in rightful dawi clay.
>>534358262I don't want to stay at war with him, he can keep his empire lands I just want my mountains back, but the AI typically doesn't agree to peace once your get the territory you want
A Total War game based on the Viking invasion of England.
>>534348318It's impossible to lose against them so they never get to seed recruit strong units from the battlefield. Or does their own losses count?
>>534358752i got some good news for you bwo!
>>534357805Everytime I want to try Belegar I end up quitting, I like the idea of him having to adventure back home to K8P but I hate the upkeep cost, maybe I should look up a Legend guide to see what I can exploit
>>534358470too many single entities
not enough army units
>>534359305When was the last time you tried?
My latest run has been the easiest run in ages. You can almost AR the entire way to K8P.
>>534359519Like a month or 2 ago, I wanted to play Dwarfs again, took his main capital and confederated with the minor faction south of Solland and then I decided to stop to play Grombrindal instead because I really like his campaign
>>534359519nta but last time i tried i got bogged in a 3 front war with ikit, orion and aranessa
and then skrag came to end it all
>>534359305You can rush skavenblight then rush 8peaks
>>534348048You ought to be clearer as you're conflating two different things.
First you say,
>settlement sellingThen later you back-pedal with,
>settlements with military buildingsThe fact that you keep saying this exact same rhetoric thread after thread and still refuse to correct such shows you're a shit-poster. Typical of /vg/ I know but you can do better.
So what mod empowers "chaos" factions while you play with "order"? I hate it when I'm playing something like Elspeth and Reikland, Kislev and the stunties crush everything around me, leaving me with no meaningful reasons to expand. I want to see the Von Carsteins as a threat, yet they can't even conquer Averland by turn 40 in my current campaign, this shit feels absolutely miserable. I'm playing on VH btw.
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>>534358752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZFaieNEs4c
What new mechanics do you want to see for each Bretonnian faction?
The guy who voices Astragoth is also
>Empire Captain
>Herald of Tzeentch
>Boris Ursus
at least
>>534362538Gonna try the eviltide mod and see if it gives me what I need.
>>534363019The guy who voices Karl Franz is also the guy who saved Rome from Attila.
>>534363167And he used to voice the greatest Ultramarine, the only likeable one with a personality, Demetrian Titus
>>534363464That was Mark Strong.
I actually prefer Clive Standen's voice now.
>>534357805With hammer and axe ye wazzock.
>>534363019>>534363167Ungrim is also a generic Western Roman General in Attila, Empire General is also the advisor for Attila, Zhang Fei's english actor is also the cathayan peasant units.
>>534364319Damn, I bet those Cathayan Peasants are really good at holding bridges... and drinking.
>>534364846The only thing Peasants in Cathay are good for is being expendable and dying, like Zhang Fei should have been
What's the best move after taking your starting province as Drazhoath? Take on the minor factions to your north for easy land grabs, or kill Imrik or Tretch before they get bigger?
>>534364970Night Goblin (Fanatics) are so fun. I feel like nobody ever talks about this mechanic but it's kinda fucking sick if it goes right.
Fuck me the blue skill tree is really bad. I can take it if I have a hero that has enough spare points but that usually means not adding buffs to certain units.
>>534366645Tretch first, dont let him befriend Queek then after is your choice, some will say attack Imrik next but honestly hes a pushover compared to Queek who will probably start ranking up high in power so give him a threat to deal with, go after Skarsnik and Thorgrim
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>Campaign is going fine
>Sudden invasion fleet from an Island faction lands with a doom stack in your rear and fucks everything up
if there is a slur for people who lives in Sado it isn't harsh enough.
>>534357805You need to trade him land of his own, making a tier 1 red building is especially effective at boosting its trade value
>>534368998>He doesn't beeline for Sado as soon as he has a fleet for that impregnable goldmineISHYGDDT
>>534366804you will win 1v1 without any army buffs against any ai army in the game and lightning strike means you will always fight 1v1
simple as
>>534370409the scariest armies in the game rn are High Elf & Empire SEM spam and the Orcs who always have waaagh armies. And Tamurkhan, of course.
>>534363019the female dreadlord is also kerillian from vermintide, and the dreadspear is hoxton from payday
>>534366701they are fun to use but one can only do so much micro, and with my night goblin + squig armies i will be cycle charging basically the entire army so i just hire the regular ones in most cases since i will forget about it anyways
>>534366804depends on the race, some races have really good ones, like greenskins for all the income bonuses, or tomb kings for the jars. Lightning strike is necessary for some situations as well. some races have shit lines though its true
>>534362490I specifically said selling, not gifting. cope harder cheater.
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I've really been enjoying Pharoah, it's a good game
but one thing that really bothers me is this particular issue:
In wh3, when you drag out a line of units from your hotbar, they will take the order of the horbar
but in Pharaoh, they will take up whatever their original order was before you edited the hotbar
this screenshot is from mid-battle, but this happened during deployment
is there any way around this issue?
>>534372340I don't know but that annoyed me so much that I stopped playing
Gotta say, while the beastwomen mod looks great, the female ogre mod looks awful. The modder clearly didn't give a shit.
>>534372578there is enough other qol upgrades over wh3 that I can get around it, but it is extremely annoying and it's understandable that it made you stop playing
>>534372628If you mean zeta's mods, the first thing was getting everything out the door. You'll notice the early mods are just basic kitbashes. Later he did get into sculpting and making his own assets to impose on models, and he's doing passes on every faction. Matter of fact, he released the VCoast update just today, and last month he did the entire OVN Araby from scratch.
Let the man work, unironically.
>>534373068Oh, I guess I'll save my Ogre play-through for when he does another pass then, because right now it looks awful.
I'll take a look at the vampire coast mod, thanks for explaining.
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>>534368998What a fucking pain.
>>534372254There was no differentiation between selling and gifting. That was never mentioned. Also you conveniently ignore how you back-pedal and later add more information (military). Obtuse and intentionally a misleading and lying faggot.
>>534373563Then why do you bring up military buildings?
>ai overvalues settlements with military buildingsMake up your mind, schizo retard. Other guy is right, it's yet another ritual post. Such is /vg/, always attracts and houses the retards, as sadly most people are silent on it so said retards like you feel welcome as your mind is so rotten. All you get is a couple people showing you how you're wrong, and everybody else is silent. Your ritual post is a broken record, and so are your retorts, literally the same thing every time. All whilst you ignore the direct criticisms that show you that you are wrong.
Is this event bugged? I sealed the tombs, but I can't declare war on them and they aren't doing anything.
I don't recruit (Great Weapons) variants of units.
>>534372340I have never not grouped my soldiers in an actual group if I want them to have some specific formation so I've never noticed that WH even had that feature.
>>534373176If you're using the free (nexus) versions, just get the big pack https://www.nexusmods.com/totalwarwarhammer3/mods/22 (main file + resource pack) unless you specifically only want a couple of factions, then use their single mods. If you have the big pack, don't use "single factions", and vice-versa.
The VCoast update I mentioned was released on p& today. I don't know when they'll be on nexus/if they already are.
That said he said his focus for this month now is the VCounts.
>"is X bugged?"
With CA, the answer is often yes.
>>534374890I'm using the single faction nexus versions yeah.
>>534374890All of those models are gross, I can't believe you coomers find this shit attractive.
>>534373563the post literally says "settlement selling" and not "settlement gifting" you enormous faggot. obviously anyone playing the game legit is going to understand that giving an ally a settlement you don't want to deal with isn't cheating. the reason you are trying to nitpick is because you know exactly what kind of abuse you are guilty of and can't stand rightfully being called out for it.
>>534373840total cheatsfag melty
>>534374748I do this all the time, I like to have lines of mixed infantry unless I have a tactical reason not to
it just looks cooler that way
>>534375656>All of those models are grossThat's the fetish, yes.
>>534375656the beastwomen look great tho?
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>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3476784883
wtf does this mod do
>>534375656>immediately 3 retarded posts to defend itlmao
Such mods would be wasted on me because I never zoom in.
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>>534376713the mod author doesn't even know
534376734
(you)'re not getting any (you)s. I'm very fond of this recent (2 years or so?) trend of people LARPing as hyperpuritan WASPs about literally anything that can't be shown on daytime, unironically a case of running out of things to feel superior about on the internet.
>>534374890most of those faction specific mods don't even work anymore
>very fond
>is actually incredibly upset
Clear sign of a loser.
Clio doesn't approve of coomer mods and neither should you.
>you're actually mad because uhhh I say so! there, gotcha!
this isn't grade school, reddit or latin america anymore, anon.
>you're actually feeling superior because uhhh I say so! there, gotcha!
this isn't grade school, reddit or latin america anymore, anon.
>>534377806@Grok who is this tranime?
>>534377806Someone should make her into a coomer mod.
Like it replaces the advisor with a version of her model that has gratuitous jiggle physics
>>534377497Look anon im sorry but it looks bad, what the fuck are those skaven ears
I'm actually feeling very superior because I didn't feel the need to report a post calling me out, thank you anon
>>534378051NTA but I agree that most look bad. I just think the beastwoman do look good.
The zombies could do with looking more corspelike too imo.
>>534377806As she is a former steroid taking wrestler, I demand that she have bulging biceps and a jaw that puts most men to shame!
>>534377969instant download
>Could just say the models look bad
>Has to make a directed post belittling others
>Irks at being called out as a moralfag LARPer
yep, it's real third world no-shoe hours.
>>534378175>No~ I must be able to shit up every thread and general I'm in freely!I know it's said in jest, but genuinely: KYS. Immediately would be ideal.
>>534362801I give them all the WoC warband upgrade.
Fay get the Ice Court training.
>>534377497Not hyperpuritan and I enjoy my porn games from time to time, that mod looks gross. You coomers get very defensive when people point out that you keep pushing your porn into grosser and grosser directions until it looks nauseating. Especially in a war game of all things.
>>534378175>>534378362I made the original post and I only made that post and
>>534378713 this post, you really don't get that multiple people really just often find your shit tiring.
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>I WILL be smarmy on the internet
>I WILL pretend to be superior to others on 4chan of all places
>I WILL NOT simply voice my opinion without insulting others
>I WILL report posts calling me out
>I WILL continue to feel superior
>I WILL tell you to kill yourself
>GOD you are SO mad right now tee-hee!
Riveting inside into the minds of the melanin-enriched.
>>534379139I didn't report your post but keep having your non-quoting breakdown at being insulted on an anonymous image board entirely for insulting others I guess.
>>534379139>keeps talking about brown skin and third-worlders in a projecting manner whilst defending coomslopIncredibly rare to witness irony this rich.
>>534341712Naestra speaks and I listen
Coomers? Not on MY christian anime image board.
534379241
Still not giving you any (you)s, juan
>>534379286>you're projecting because I just learned what it means the past week!Browns REALLY think they can't be detected online when they try to pretend they're american.
>>534345060A Von Carstein lord should always run buffed yellow line bats and dogs too. Also they have a nearby landmark that gives them regen.
You VILL get your DLCdelayed again and you VILL be happy.
>>534380257you cannot delay that which is already delayed
>2-4 post discussion about coomer mods between two coomers with nothing outside the rules or offtopic derailed into almost 1/5th of the thread because moralfags couldn't keep it in
every board is the same everywhere for every game
you should play shogun 2.
as we all know coomers never derail this thread into unusable nonsense
or this board for that matter
>two posts with images repeatedly used in blue boards where I initially got them from reported by moral LARPers with nothing going on besides feeling superior to others in a ghanaian pearl diving forum
Pathetic.
>>534380480>>534380553>Hmmm the ants walk up to my porch but they always leave after a few minutes with no trace of them being here>The correct thing to do is to go outside and start hitting them with a hammer to both rile them and shit up my porchI'll post about MUSKY STORMVERMIN or something more your alley next time, since those were apparently a fun 2-3 years you niggers didn't mind having that shit every thread.
>>534380041BATS AND WOLVES GATHER
What the fuck is going on I was playing Rome Remastered.
i'm sure you will post gross furshit, i doubt you need any prompting from me to do that though
>>534380753Impressively dogshit analogy. Really highlighting how deranged you are each and every post.
>>534380567morlfags are somehow even worse than mpfags, not even fit to be called human
>>534380963Hey nice English, Pedro.
>>534362801they dont need new mechanics
just make chivalry useful and vows not tedious shit
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>>534380963As an mpgod i have a deep abhorrence for rules violations like having too many units in a forest or coomerposting(off-topic) and i am duty bound to report it to the relevant authorities.
>>534380941you can't just call anything you lack the mental capacity to comprehend "dogshit".
I mean, you can, I won't stop you, but it genuinely speaks more about you than whomever you're epic dunking on if even basic figures escape your understanding.
MUSKY STORMVERMIN YES YES
>>534380963one and the same, García.
>>534382565>already contradicts himself at the start of his second sentence
>>534381075>>534382807which of these posters is enticity? it's gotta be one of them, right?
>>534383326They were both me
No you see guy, the delay is actually a GOOD thing. CA is just taking the extra time to surprise us with a full map upscale.
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
More ground... between settlements...
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
Ulthuan... not glued to two continents...
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
More settlements... for Tilea...and Estalia
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
Navigable... Reik... Talabec... Mortis... Amaxon... Qurveza... R-Ruin...
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
A-And...
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
>*shksshhh* *shkssshhhh*
Freed Naggaroth west coast...
It's gonna be so cool... Just a month away.
>NOOOOO you can't coomposts ! It will force me to click on the coom pictures and force me (you) your posts!
>>534383563How realistic would it be for a modder to make an upscaled IE? IEE is just adding into IE but an upscaled version would be a whole new map like Okd World, but possibly even bigger?
>>534383820Should be doable as long as you aren't too ambitious. Something like 1.3x to 1.5x the size of IE, and only adding the bare minimum of new settlements.
>>534384110Nice, it will probably happen at some point then
once the game is done being worked on more modders can make good maps, unless steam crashes before then
Damn what a battle, all I had at the end was Karl, my warrior priest, my wizard, and my Reiksguard against piles of aspiring champions and halberd chosen/warriors and they managed it somehow.
>>534357805I know the feeling somewhat because Ungrim decided to take a random settlement in Talabecland and the fat ugly bastard ogre has not only taken Averland, The Moot, and Niedling, but he is defensive allies with the southern ordertide due to his ongoing greenskin genocide and I would have to deal with Belegar deep striking into Wissenland if I want to complete the Empire.
First time ever playing the Daemon Prince! Wish me good luck.
(Hard / VHard / Siege Beta)
>>534384592that looks rough
>>534385145the siege beta is about to end, so best play on the main branch if you want to be able to continue your campaign
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dude weed lmao
why are they called kush anyways?
>>534387602>why are they called kush anyways?same reason vietnamese has a surname that sounds like fuck
>>534346568Keep going. I used to be a microlet like you, but by just putting myself in shitty situations and lots and lots of replays I ended up improving and can now play N'kari and absolutely assblast any army.
every LL should get a free one time lustria teleport to kill that chinaman and get his defeat trait. its not fair he's the only one with a universal magic cost reduction on the map
>>534390298>the savages pick the most vulgsr of namesIolaos was right
do swordmasters actually deflect shots?
>>534393853yes they do
no they dont
>>534393853It's just minor block chance. It's same with some old units like Dookie units saying "dodge", it just means they have some MD. Some of the green text is worthless–like this website.
Playing as Oxyotl is gun, you can basically ally recruit across the world
>>534394568>Reiksguard>Anti-Infantry>EXCEPT NOT REALLY LOL!
>>534390298I once met a vietnamese person whose name was literally phuc dam
>>534385145Ok so I'm supposed to focus each Province to 1 God ? Or is it ok to have each settlement to a different God in the same Province ?
Any release date for Dechala and the Slaanesh DLC yet?
>>534397798probably best to focus each province to a god, khorne and slaanesh are best for fhjgint, nurgle and tzeentch for money
>>534398261Yeah, there are a lot of inconsistencies. I very recently seen two units that are the same/variant of one-another and one had some shit like "armour-piercing" and the other didn't, despite BOTH having the exact same WS and armour piercing values. I'm sure there are plenty others like this.
crazy how giants fuck every other large monster
>>534385803the siege beta has already ended, notice how there is no grey text on the top left corner
>>534398279>khorne and slaanesh are best for fhjgintTrue, fhjgint is important.
>>534351135Legends dont burn down villages...
>>534363167Hes also Brutus in rome 2 trailerd
Are war wagons good now? With or without Gothmom buffs
I am requesting that everyone post their WEGH edits, I am starting a collection.
>>534400994Not really. I kinda like the RoR volley that's in a wagon, as it's a mobile artillery piece, but in my experience wagons in general aren't worth it. They're okay early on for some novelty and mobile guns, but quickly phase them out. I'm always disappointed by them past the early game. No matter how much I "micro" them, shit AI, easily get stuck, get blocked by anything, easy to get run down.
>>534401592Luthor for map painting, Noctilus for sailing the seas
>"He is right behind me ins't he ..."
I have too much artillery, bros. Honestly I forgot that bolt throwers are 8 models per unit.
>>534376713It is a bunch of merged together coomer mods for Beastmen. It lets them take sex slaves and rape female legendary lords.
>>534400994war wagons have always been good
in multiplayer
>>534363167>the guy who saved Rome from AttilaI thought Aetius and Leo X weren’t in the game due to their careers starting too long after the start date?
>>534376713I thought sex mods were banned from Workshop?
>>534404178They are, the person who uploaded it is clearly being obtuse and sneaky with it. If caught it'll get removed and punished.
packmaster pinning down naestra with his mancatcher while a rat wolf sniffs at her backside...
On topic, I am slightly upset there's no Amazons mod for WH3
>>534404178all of them suddenly went back to Workshop so clearly something changed
a unit of war wagons has 460% as much hp as a unit of handgunners. it only does 36% as much damage per volley, but it shoots 117% faster. the wagons are taller so they get obstructed less and they can shoot while moving so it never has to waste time shuffling its formation around. if a handgunner gets stuck in melee with a shitty goblin unit it loses all of its shooting ability, but a war wagon can just roll right through and keep shooting. now explain to me how this is a bad unit.
>>534405425>if a handgunner gets stuck in meleeExplains.
>>534405425They have lower damage overall and their burst damage is way lower and burst damage is part of what makes gunpowder units so good.
In exchange they're on wheels and don't die instantly, they're not bad or unusable but I'd just rather have handgunners.
>>534405425Big clunky models which the AI loves to shoot. I mean you could say that is a positive if you want to missile dodge everything but let's be real here there is a reason why we are here playing total war and not SC2.
>>534405425have they fixed the targeting where they focus fire on like the same model
No one uses Rangers throwing axes...
>>534409043Too niche for general campaign use
They fuck shit up when they get an opportunity but dorfs have so many good ranged units already
>>534409043no one uses 90% of the unit roster because CaA refuses to fix the recruitment system
>>534370409>>534371353Yes, but I don't want to waste a ton of points on shitty useless skills only to get lightning strike. It feels bad
pluck every hair from a dwarfs chin
make a dwarf watch you drink his bugmans and declare it overrated
use a gromil helmet as a latrine in front of a dwarf
make up fake grudges in a dwarfs grudge book
show the difference in entries in rule34 between dwarfs and elfs to a dwarf to make them insecure about their sexual appeal
step on a dwarfs head to reach a high shelf and put his axe up there
make a dwarf use a farsqueaker but dont tell him skaven made it until he's got advanced brain cancer
ask the dwarf repeatedly why chaos dwarfs seem to be doing better than regular dwarfs
make a dwarf admit the irondrake is a copy of the warpfire thrower
drown a dwarf in bretonnian wine
hold the dwarf up high to make them experience being tall for a minute and then put them back down
ask the dwarf why they take pride in their defenses when they keep losing holds anyways
trick a dwarf into drinking skavenbrew by convincing them them its bugmans secret brew
trick a dwarf into taking a slayer oath and then reveal they did it under false pretenses
tie up a dwarf and light his beard on fire
>>534409043Weird timing, my ally is using some.
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>20th reroll for a Hochland Scopes Lord
You should use the save lord feature which i always forget exists.
>>534411407Trait fishers deserve to suffer.
>>534411515Believe me, I am.
first time I see horse without rider, I always thought that's lost technology or something
>>534411478>you should cheat
>>534411839It's a feature and is therefore not cheating, also re-rolling is cheating anyway so might as well cheat efficiently.
>>534411407Bro your trait picker mod?
>>534411478someone should make a mod with saved characters you could load with the best traits of every race, surely this is something that can be modded as it's just like a savefile?
>>534411407oh like this guy?
>>534412019iirc the trait picker mods can't choose the innate traits like Hochland Scopes, only the other ones
I have a mod that increases the chance of having better traits, yet I have rerolled like 40 times at this point for like 20 turns and no one has spawned
f19692
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>>534412150i'll get it next turn I'm sure
Bugman
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>>534409043Waiting for Josef Bugman LH.
>>534411478I use save lord to grind mushroom addicted Lords
I have a dozen of them by now, these gobbos are a bargain
Cheaters now coming out of the woodwork.
>>534413186>Using in game features is cheating
>>534413186fuck off Legend, not sending my save file for your content farm
>>534413403>"trait picker mod" is an "in game feature"Holy.
>>534412237Yes You can if you install memreader retard. Read the description
>>534411407do people actually care about traits? i just pick the guy with the coolest sounding name when i need a lord or hero
>>534413760Trait farmers and (even worse) cheaters are a special breed, anon; beneath us.
CA should honestly improve the mod organizer from the launcher, it's a total fucking disaster, like at least let us expand the window.
>>534414035And patch 6.0 I think it was made it worse for everybody. I never had issues with it prior, but for some reason it'll often fuck-out and turn off all mods. Yes, deleting the .txt file or the folder in appdata doesn't fix shit. I've done this many times. Only has the chance to break if I open the 'manage mods' area in the launcher. Never breaks if I just click play or continue. The third-party MM I've considered apparently breaks often/outdated or some shit, but yet to try for myself. I do remember considering it multiple times and seen it wasn't worth. Perhaps some other anon can give word on their experience with it.
>>534414336>I never had issues with it prior, but for some reason it'll often fuck-out and turn off all mods. Happened to me too, and it also reorganized all of them, I had them all organized by faction and type of mod and it fucked everything up.
>>534413626lmao I didn't realize that's Ariel's hand at first and I was thinking "Why is a lizardman petting her?"
LMAO at not using wh3 mod manager.
MODBVLLs I kneel I stand no chance...
I am defeated
>>534414859>"Why is a lizardman petting her?"For good luck, like Mazdamundis belly
the Eviltide mod is one of the best additions I have done in my setup, gives a permanent Waaagh mechanic to every "evil" faction, making it so they dominate all the map and so you can expand at pleasure as an "order" faction and puts you in a permanent state of war, siege and killing endless hordes of enemies, which as factions like the Dwarfs or Empire is a must because even if you play in Legendary the game becomes so easy past a certain turn you need that extra difficulty level to keep it interesting.
>>534415102yeah that's the one that's fucked. good luck with it.
LMAOing at the comments for it
>>534341462 (OP)I mentioned in another thread, but...
These games need more modularity. Like I want to mix and match different faction units in custom battles, set up units everywhere I want to build more varied battle situations, be able to control units of both sides in custom battles if I want to (kind of like hotseat mode, but for custom battles).
Just give me actual RTT battle sandbox historical toy soldier playground experience to play around, I don't have as much time for campaigns anyway.
>>534415694Works on my machine
>>534416130around the elgi...
>>534415440sounds neat i might try it
>>534400994They are fine for killing single entities if you know that your Handgunners will be overwhelmed with random garbage.
>>534409234I feel like Thunderers do the same job but better.
If you can move your lines to allow them to shoot
how the fuck do I win this
>>534418949Wrong pic, anon.
>wulfhart vs darkshards (with shields)
pretty sure there was a unit of huntsmen there
I have arrived at a respectable 98 mods but my PC is really working hard just to run the campaign map. Things have been flipped on its head and now battles are the smoothest
>>534420230even for vanilla that was the case for me
battles ran very smoothly but the campaign map threatened to overheat my gpu a few times so I had to limit the power limit to like 60% and it's ok now
i feel like 3080 should not run that hot on wh3 but oh well
>grudge armies count for this goofy questNice.
>>534421062Yeah, they're always like that even vanilla. Battles are consistently smooth, even with lots of shit going on (seldom is it choppy), but campaign map is very inconsistent. I can save my game while it's very laggy, close game, reload, load save, it resumes to the same camera position, and now it's very smooth again. Rather common for me.
>>534418949>4 mortars>1 handgunnerWhat are you doing?
>>534418949Why did you make Mom ugleh
>>534422113My last empire game was in WH1 so I have no idea what I'm doing, neither I know how to play guns
fuck it I'm gonna play dawi
>>534412650im going to push him over and drink his stupid beer
nuln
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>>534422472Recruit two more handgunners asap even if you don't want to keep them as it's necessary to unlock more of the school, mortars really suck now not they were ever that good.
>>534422472Join the Dawi club, lad. Ordertide STRONG.
>but order are weak when the player plays an order faction!Franz has always been top 10 and every time I look, Elspeth has been #1. Securing the north really does wonders for Empire AI.
>>534412650>soicore race>the guy who makes reddit bread water for them is literally named BugmanCan't make this shit up.
>>534422748is reddit dwarf really that cool of a campaign?
>>534422826It's already my most played Dawi LL. Grombrindal was previously. It's an interesting mix of regular settlements + horde, so you can lean into one or the other as much as you want. Plus being at the front of Ordertide against Chaos is neat and you can go whichever way. I take out Throt first, then usually Norsca but you can go North, or East, whatever, all good. Some of his lines are reddit-tier, though.
>Working alone is a blessing, I detest being surrounded by imbeciles.
>>534400994They need an engineer for strider and vanguard deployment
>>534423123>*loose armor clanks loudly*>I ALSO HATE WHEN DUMB IDIOTS SIR-HOUNDS US, MA'AM!
norsca is so fucking annoying
either you ignore them and let them constantly send stacks down to fuck with you or trudge through 200 miles of snow for 40 turns to kill them
either way you lose
I am feeling that next week will be a news week
Tomb King fans
Lizardmen stans
Greenskin hooligans
Are you excited?
>>534423721My expectations for anything CA might do are pretty much dead on the ground, so no.
>>534411478>want to get a tough or strong beasts wizard because he's going to see combat on that gryphon>remember I have one saved>22,000 gold
>>534423919I presume you recover them at the level you saved? I never used the feature, do you keep the traits or even the gear?
>>534424084>I presume you recover them at the level you saved?Yes you do, and that one was level 30 or so. Don't know about the gear though.
>>534424084Just traits and level
I have rerolled easily 150 times for endless turns and I have not gotten a Hochland Scopes master engineer. I will kill myself today. Please put flowers in my grave and an engraving that says "Raped to death by CA".
Did you know you can rename your faction?
>>534423721why the fuck do greenskins get another update?!
Was expecting a little more. But at least the idea of this army is great, and was working towards it from turn 1. No ranged units ever (as in, non-artillery), just lord + heroes + melee units and artillery. Tempted to try this for Empire (probably harder as them).
>>534424289I don't understand how is this even possible, I don't have any mod that should interfere negatively with this, if anything is the contrary, no other lord has the trait either, so eventually one should spawn but it doesn't, I feel like this shouldn't even be statistically possible.
>>534424289Do the lords get the trait or is it just the hero engineer?
>>534424516I think that CA specified that Greenskin generic characters needed some work.
Lizardmen and Tomb King are meant to be receiving the larger updates.
>>534415440I might try it
In my last game as elspeth I had zero room to expand because franz and brettonia had conquered everything in the old world.
Also people say allies are braindead but I had allied with karl ASAP and he was still conquering shit just fine.
>>534424289You've spent more time rolling for them then you would've actually playing the campaign before realizing that gunpowder factions are miserable and dropping it.
>>534424664>>534424934Never in any campaign has something like this happened to me, with this particular trait or any other I was fishing for, I'm actually wondering if they just completely removed the trait for the Lords, the heroes can still get it. I don't recall seeing any patch note saying they removed this trait from Lords.
hochland
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>>534424289Literally just loaded up this campiagn to check something, lol.
>>534424934Both can get it. Trait farmers get their deserts.
After beating the campaign on VH VH as eslpeth, is there any mode that makes chaos unit composition not retarded?
I was able to win every fight with an army of halbardiers + knights simply because 60% of every chaos army was composed of dogs and harpies.
They had like 3-4 chaos warriors/chosen/etc and the rest was just tier 1 trash.
>>534420230battles were always the smoothest and campaign map was horrible
>>534424386No you cant.
Dummy!
>>534425235If it makes you feel better your suffering has been a warning and I've saved him for later so it never happens to me.
>>534423238Well you always have an engineer as empire anyway.
Movement on campaign is best buff.
Better than regen if you ask me
>>534425804>Better than regen if you ask meI always put a warrior priest in Karl's army since he can replenish in neutral territory
>>534425560no the chaos factions only have strong armies if they are snowballing because they only get shitty marauders/dogs/harpies from their basic recruitment and then just get farmed never being able to upgrade
Is it true that the demons/daemons of chaos are identical between 40k and fantasoi?
Like would a tzeentch roster really be the exact same? Surely there are gameplay differences like faster/longer range projectiles on horrors?
Are chaos spacemarines in the main demon faction or are they in the warriors of chaos equivalent?
>>534423721>+1 Cap for spearmen skeletons on a technologie unlocked turn 75
>No Geomantic Web rework>+5 MD and + 5MA on Lord trait
>>534426162>on a technologie >coomer is an ESL retard
>>534426252Most people on Earth speak a first language other than English.
Even the smoke mod feels like cheating
Why is this happening to me? Is it because I watched Legend?
>>534426401and most people on earth need to be exterminated
what's your point?
>>534425957No wonder order always wins, why the fuck did CA think this was a good mechanic for the main enemies of most people's campaign.
>>534422748when I play empire, I kill the dwarfs
>>534426567holy monolingual subhuman cope
>>534425673It's in the menu of the flag
all ikit enablers and cat lovers will be hanged
>>534427631The AI cheats so it's only fair to cheat back
Just one more day of wagecucking then I can nolife this shitty game all weekend
Why does Amenmesse hate ruling over Nubia and Kush so much? The area is rich with gold and tough soldiers, is he actually just racist?
>>534427887what a stupid post
>>534427961what a stupid response
>>534428164your a stupid response
There's something inhuman with those who blogpost mundane off-topic shit. Like it's an AI trying to fit in.
>>534426252it always amuses me when people laugh at others for not writing english you're some dumb fucking American or worse a brit that can ONLY speak English thats way more embarrassing desu if it was complete ESL like indian tech support each and everything tier then I get it but one typo makes you chimp out so hard
>>534428408Your English is fucking trash. Inconsistencies even within the one sentence.
>>534428408>that can ONLY speak English thats way more embarrassingOur tongue is the only one that matters and we don't like to see it sullied by inferiors, sorry.
Try harder, peon.
>>534427887Godspeed workinganon!
>>534428386There's something weird about your seethe about it.
>>534427887Same at least I got vacation for next week
Everyone in Total War: Warhammer speaks Reikspiel apart from Beastmen and Chaos Dwarfs.
Are you really going to walk up to a Chaos Dwarf Infernal Guard or a Beastmen Bestigor and call them a "RSL" to their face?
>>534426252>there is non anglo on my internet ?!
damn it feels good to be at the top
>>534428893Your tongues will be Spanish or Paki in 20 years.
>>534428408>>534427631>>534426401>>534429114you missed the point ranjeet, it's not that you are ESL, it's that you are ESL and spamming coomer shit, it's just so typical of low IQ browns that you cannot follow rules or basic human decency
you are shitting up western websites like you are shitting up western countries
>>534429091>Everyone in Total War: Warhammer speaks Reikspiel apart from Beastmen and Chaos Dwarfs.Also lizardmen and trees.
>>534429275>shrieking about "coomers" who aren't as repressed as he isYep it's an angloid.
>>534429223Yours is english now though haha, imagine if you were typing what you are right now in your native language. No-one here would know or care to know what you were saying.
>>534430018>incoherent thirdiebabble
>>534429275>It was just another anti-coomers melti
I started an egrimm campaign with the mixu cheat and it's quite fun.
It's a cross between a tzeentch and vilitch campaign. The mortal units replace blue/pink horros (but you can get horrors in a beastmen dread style menu).
Nothing OP so far except the mortal units do have the warshrine trait that gives infinite winds when things die near them.
You can confed kairos, changeling and vilitch which should be fun.
>>534430668>people are angry i am posting NSFW shit in a SFW videogames thread>grrrr how could this be happening again?
>>534430771are those bird dogs in your army?
seems like a cool cheat, I liked the one that gave chaos cultists to belakor
>>534430978I wasnt even the one who posted NSFW that was my first post before you chimped out you're actually schizo
>>534431054yes, beaked warhounds, and tzeetch themed trolls which have a special ranged weapon that recharges in melee
every unit in his army gets that exploding when entity dies ability and the turn into chaos spawn when the whole unit dies thing
>>534431347adding to the modlist, I never actually tried that mod and didn't realize it came with whole factions and units
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH LIKE THEY DO IN AKBAR BRITAIN
mfw im bored so i go to twg and start arguments over inane nonsense
>>534431661>>534431937>still going on about thisjust kiss already, or get a discord
>>534432229you reek of reddit
Is Karl Franz fun in Warhammer 3?
>>534432229>just kiss alreadyPoint taken, I'll go back to discussing the English game in the English language and he'll do the same.
>>534433154>english gamewhat about if you're playing lizardmen?
>>534432587damn you got me
>>534431653when i installed it i just assumed it added lords too
i dont like cheating but im a tzeentchad who has played far too many kairos campaigns to stomach it again
>>534433287I'm playing an aekold as LL mod and it's pretty good, not too op.
>>534433394that was going to be my second cheat to install after this
>>534432893Yes. Though Gothmom made his campaign significantly easier
>>534432893its the quintessential reddit campaign but it's still fun
>>534429275>spamming coomer shitThe post that caused you to sperg was talking about the future DLC and rework.
Wait, did you really get triggered by an image of two elves dressed exactly as they are in the game? Without even exaggerated tits or anything?
>>534426162
>>534434228>the quintessential reddit campaignWhat does this even mean?
>>534434370They're trying hard to fit in.
>>534434232talk about projecting
>>534434370It means he is obsessed
wew that one set off the redditors
>>534434228What the fuck do you mean "quintessential reddit campaign" ? It's a total war campaign. In a thread for total war campaigns.
>>534434370it's popular so I have to pretend to hate it
>A lot of people called me a retard so that means I'm right
I'm noooticing that this logic was used twice in a single one hour interval.
More and more I'm convinced there's one guy dedicated to making this general worse.
But what leads him to act like this?
Is it mental illness?
>>534434995Ironic how that picture now gets reposted in similar fashion. But PoE is trash, that much is true.
>>534434995>posts a reddit screencap bait image
>>534435193>More and more I'm convinced there's one guy dedicated to making this general worse.he's always been here, but he's gotten much more brazen as of late, most likely mental illness mixed with low thread activity giving him free reign to shit up the general
That'd actually be impressive (and sad) if it's mostly one guy. Considering the pretty different times and topics.
>>534435628Anon, be for real, we won't get shit until the end of the month
Btw how did this general work before Warhammer? DLC was way smaller back then
>>534435628today, at midnight GMT
after the success of Oblivion remastered, CA decided that surprise releases are the way to go
>>534435628End of october if we are lucky.
>>534435628We may get a 6.3 vid/blog next week (rally point) according to a CA worker post. Worst case scenario, the week after that, but most likely next one. When it comes to the DLC trailer, don't even think about it this early
i just want to be luthor harkon
>>534435628I had a vision. My intellect was rewarded with esoteric knowledge as the Changer of Ways himself visited me in my dreams. He has promised me a trailer come next Tuesday, and that day will also mark the moment of my ascension.
Playing pharaoh watching lots of youtube docus about that era and I came across this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJc6LZ6aQM4
God I wish we had the laws like this so I could buy myself a crripled cutie.
TCAL isn't gonna give us the DLC at all this year, are they?
i just want to be alberic de bordeleaux
Holy fuck the guy asking for the trailer is some kind of prophet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_-7dqzUwQ
>expect dlc trailer
>its future of total warhammer instead
your response?
>>534437281why does he sound like someone larping as a wizard
I feel like I'm watching a history documentary just from playing Pharaoh, it's so interesting how different but the same it was back then
>>534438251not sure i like those changes to sayl
/ourguy/ made it BIG time!
>>534435193Never underestimate a 4channer's ability to deny reality.
>"everyone who disagree with me is actually a single samefag" kind of deal
>>534439013congrats damneders, we're proud of you
So am I free to start a new campaign? I thought the siege ladder thing was coming live?
Sqvire fetch me the Tomb King and Lizard update!
Just got back, has CA revealed the big thing they announced for the 25th anniversary?
>>534439187You aren't free to start a new campaign because you're grounded, remember?
>>534438251>20 minutes agoDo you really just wait on youtube all day legendjeet?
>>534439267We got wallpapers!
>>534439449they're called push notifications old man
>>534439449You dont have notifications turned on for Legend? Bro do you even total war?
I hope Word Eaters and World Bearers make it into Total War 40K
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>skirts>eye liner>jewelery>nips outthe egyptions were kind of fruity huh
>>534440204word bearers would be sick, luv me religious fanatics
Mistrand is mine ok? Stay out!
>>534440385He said WorLd bearers anon
>made the most money
>did fucking nothing
We won? https://www.dbltap.com/news/total-war-has-just-delivered-its-strongest-quarter-in-years-despite-content-drought
>>534440679Are we the biggest cucks?
>>534439871>>534440019i dont have a youtube account (having a gmail doesnt count)
i just open up youtube at the same time every day when he posts vids
>>534440679>company lays off thousands>Forbes 500: 'Recession? Company experiences largest period of growth since founding'
>>534440679Maybe Xi Jinping works at Creative Assembly.
>>534440870well fella I tried to go up to bat for you but I guess you actually are just insane
Legend has also seen his biggest resurgence in content and views this quarter, his success is tied to Total War
>>534441036get back to work you aussie faggot
Be a Legend before you end up in a wheelchair as a leg end...
Is legend why moot hates australians?
>>534441029>refresh youtube a couple times>insane
Musky stormvermin....
post skaven campaigns....
>>534440385Until the 1800s or so while bitches got plenty of peacocking going on guys did it a lot too. It's around then that we have the strict utilitarianism.
But yeah Egyptians be zesty looking. I'm not sure if they were in actuality zesty. Oddly never heard a single wiff of faggotry with them in antiquity.
>>534438330Think the neat thing of the bronze age is how alien it is. We have continuity with classical antiquity thanks to Rome and continuity with later periods is easy. But on the surface level there's very little that we directly get from the bronze age for regularity nowadays, with anything that we do get having been transmuted and largely defined in the classical age (Like Greek Gods, or the bible being codified well into the late 1st millenium).
>>534432121Lookit mister big shot over here you fucking [hyperlink blocked]
>tinder matched an amerimutt girl
>looked kinda SEA
>conversation was going fine, she invites me to guess her heritage
>guess pakistani, no malice, no memes, just honest to god guess
>she goes nuclear and I just fuck off
Why are americans so offended if you dont call them pure blooded aryans or one of the asians that dont suck (korean, chinese or japanese)?
Oh yeah I have to make this total war related.
Trailer where?
>>534442952Are you a brit?
It's up!
since yeserday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67M0v1YKCj4
>>534441930>But on the surface level there's very little that we directly get from the bronze age for regularity nowadays, with anything that we do get having been transmuted and largely defined in the classical ageIs that because of the Sea Peoples destroying all the cities?
>>534443547I could give less fucks about total war warhammer after december comes and we finally can discuss the future of this franchise properly
There will be leaks before December.
We already know that Neferata is coming.
>>534444298Neferatatas
Big Neferatatas
Each one the size of a Dread Saurian
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It says these "reinforcements" got kills but they all did nothing but stay in corner and all dealt 0 damage to the enemy. Also I want to throw them all in the jail for doing that.
>>534442952>why do Americans xI'm a mutt and I would just like to say that the amount of time you foreigners waste thinking about and seething at us is a little obsessive and embarrassing, desu
Also who should I play for vampire cunts besides sylvania?
>>534446251I just did that mission last night and yeah, that was bullshit. Like it was bugged and never fixed.
>>534446515Its not that we think about you faggots a lot, its that you faggots force yourselves into our lives very frequently
>>534446515Kemmler, raping Brettonia with undead is fun.
>>534446642nta but take it up with your own media syndicating our shit throughout your countries
>>534446251distributed kills from an army being destroyed due to not being able to run away.
>>534446515Mannfred for the books of Nagash, also I reccomend the unit upgrades mod
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2863634361
>>534440679>Total War>no specifics just "Total War"I hate when companies arent specific. Does that include DLC?
>>534447749Why would it not?
Man I feel like I really should be playing Abiotic Factor whilst people are still talking about it but I'm too hooked on warhams and it takes up too much time.
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>>534446515I will just say this:
on the Television, growing up, at the cinema, on the radio, and in video games, 50% of more of what we consume is USA media.
Importing it is cheaper than making it.
Within it: American cultural debate, American customs, American politics, American ideologies, American history.
We get MORE North American socio-political discourse than local socio-political discourse in media.
Also, we get the direct results of the taste of the American public.
Let's make an example:
in 1995 Americans were asked to vote for a new M&M color.
The entire world got that color.
>>534448387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>534448387Why are you bitching about this in a Total War thread?
>>534448762Because america is a faction in total war empire
>>534448762Because I hate jews.
>>534449131Not an answer to the question that was asked you tryhard faggot.
>>534448091there is a lot of other games I would like to play but it always ends up total war
I need a thematic army thats equal parts Undivided, Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh while playing as Belakor, rn running 4 Chosen, 2 Skullcrushers, 2 Exalted Pink Horrors, 2 Plague Ogres (GW), 2 Keeper of Secrets
>>534449386Everything I do is because I hate jews.
>>534449476>thematic>not all daemons as Be'lakor
>>534449476I did the same with Archaon once
>Archaon>exalted hero of Khorne on juggernaut>exalted hero of Nurgle on rot beast>sorcerer of Tzeentch on disk>sorcerer of Slaanesh on regular chaos horsie>chosen pile of violence>swords of chaos>knights of the brazen throne>rotting riders>knights of immolation>regular ass slaanesh chaos knights since they don't have a cool special mounted unit yet despite being THE hammer and anvil chaos faction
>>534450029Sorry, someone has to keep these uppity Daemons in check, so Chosen it is
>>534450431Based and soulful
>>534450431>>regular ass slaanesh chaos knights since they don't have a cool special mounted unit yet despite being THE hammer and anvil chaos factionyour hellstriders? your seekers?
>>534452606>your hellstriders?maraudermanii don't count, I want chaos knights on blowjob horses
>your seekers?WoC can't get those
How come campaign can't balance on gold cost like MP does?
>>534452865hellstriders are better than chaos knights
Holy shit is krell not a legendary hero?